Streak (GM)
let's start Session 1 of uh...
what are we calling this?
Takaanu
uhhh
Streak (GM)
MCAvengers?
Takaanu
this game or this session?
Streak (GM)
the game
Drufle
i mean it's still just listed as MCA Game on roll20
Manu Palila
i forgot about the whole campaign name thing
Streak (GM)
that wont sell on a shirt, drufle
Manu Palila
youre the gm, you get to decide!
we dont know enough about the Plot to determine good names
Streak (GM)
i decide....to decide later
how's that
Takaanu
A bunch of doofuses play wieird hybrid classes and stuff happens, I guess
the game
Streak (GM)
Anyway! Welcome to Gelonde!
A small village that borders a large pond.
It's rather peaceful.
There's also a forest nearby.
Just all sorts of nature.
Manu Palila
i'm well aware, i'm most likely from said forest
Lux
thisan inn
Takaanu looks at the door
Streak (GM)
It is a small stop on the road to bigger and better places.
Lux whistles a tune from his homeland.
Manu Palila
don't ask why i'm inside with multiple animals
Takaanu
is there seriously no Tengu allowed in here or??
Manu Palila
Bird Racism
Streak (GM)
You're all drawn here, to the Green Candle Inn, because of a job offer.
Manu Palila
Except not really, because I too, am bird.
Takaanu
Bird Racism is very common
Streak (GM)
Here it is.
Manu Palila
Oh right, that job offer.
Streak (GM)
At least, that's why I think you're here, right?
Or is there another reason?
Manu Palila
Manu always checks out weird random natural events.
Lux
They say the breakfast here is to die for.
Takaanu
Takaanu saw the post and gave it a look
following the wind is going to be a bit of a theme for him
Streak (GM)
This inn is fairly popular, actually, the bar (on the right, there) is fairly populated.
So fairly.
Takaanu
one bird man and two animals of unusual size
Manu Palila
The bar that is currently inhabited entirely by me.
Which is odd, because Manu doesn't drink.
Kahena totally does though.
Lux
Where's the bar in this bar
Streak (GM)
Do any of you arrive together? Or do none of you know each other?
Takaanu
I think me an Lux met in prison once
Manu Palila
We all semi-know each other.
Lux
It's just an empty room full of birds
thats not canon anymore, sadly
(to hora)
Streak (GM)
To be fair, this village does tend to draw people back to it, if only for the adventurer jobs on offer.
Takaanu
wait really?
the heck is our connection then?
Manu Palila
I met Takaanu at a harbor a few times.
Streak (GM)
There's a harbor here!
Takaanu
Harbors are highly rated for their Takaanu sightings
Manu Palila
And I think Lux and I are hunting buddies?
Or Harika and I.
One of those combinations is correct.
Streak (GM)
Great hunting area too, what with the forest nearby.
Lux
i just got here so no connections
Manu Palila
Oh.
Lux
i'll try being the newbie
Takaanu
well...okay then????????
I mean you could have met Harika
Lux
MAYBE i've seen harika before
yeah
Takaanu knocks on the door
Nera
A blue-haired lady is tending bar, and some of you may know her as Nera. She's the one that posted the job offer.
Manu Palila is trying to make sure Kahena doesn't get too drunk.
Lux
"The door's open!"
Takaanu pokes his big beak and head around the door
Takaanu
"Hello? Is this the place of the job offer?"
Nera
"Hey there. Come on in."
Lux
"Hello!"
Takaanu walks on in
Nera
"Sure is. Name's Nera."
"I was just talking to this gentleman here about it."
Takaanu
Takaanu is holding a copy of the offer in his talons
Lux
"Oh you were talking to... her. Okay."
Takaanu
"Yes yes, this is good"
Nera
"Now, this job may involve danger. Are you okay with that?"
Takaanu
"Danger? Danger is easy"
Nera
"Or are you the type that enjoys that rush?"
Lux
"Whoa that owl is pretty big."
Akamai flaps over to Takaanu and stares at him.
Takaanu sees the big Owl next to him
Takaanu
"SCRAWW!!"
Nera
"Oh I love that owl."
Akamai nods.
Takaanu
"Why is the owl so big???"
"Not right. Not right"
Nera
Nera remembers Akamai and it's owner.
Lux
"They say there's a dragon involved."
Nera
It's hard to forget an owl that size.
Manu Palila is having the worst time keeping his animals in line.
Lux
"Just kidding! I don't know shit."
Nera
"Manu! Your friends are loose!"
Manu Palila
"I know, I'm working on it!"
Takaanu
"What...What is the reptile?"
Manu Palila
"It's hard when they're both multiple times stronger than you are!"
Nera
"Hey, looks like these adventurers want to join you on the mission."
"Introduce yourselves!"
Takaanu
"Oh! Mission allies"
Takaanu bows low
Harika Atesh
i am also here
im sorry mopp i dont know your characters personality
Lux leans in close at each adventurer, taking in a big whiff.
Harika Atesh
but i still love you
Takaanu
"I am Takaanu of Jumori"
Manu Palila unsuccessfully tries to dig his feet in the plush carpet and drag the animals away.
Lux
"Hmhmmm... I'm Lux. Pleased to meet you."
Takaanu
"I do not require smelling, thank you"
Nera
"Harika can join you as well, she's an accomplished cleric, of sorts."
Lux
"Hello, I'm Lux."
Takaanu
"But pleased to meet you"
Lux
"And finally. Hello. Lux."
Manu Palila
"Right, good, I'm Manu, keeper of the forests, acquaintances are nice and all."
Manu Palila is still gripping Kahena's collar and trying to move him.
Lux
"Big animals."
Nera
"Righto, now that that's done..."
Manu Palila has a Strength of 7, this does not go well.
Takaanu
"Very big, maybe second biggest reptile ever seen"
"By me"
Nera
"You all know the details? We've been having earthquakes recently, which is odd, because that has literally never happened before."
Lux
"Where's the complementary breakfast, milady?"
Manu Palila
By the way, we're still totally missing Mopp's elephant.
Takaanu
oh no the elephant
too many pogs
Lux
"Oh yes right, there's a thing we have to do."
Manu Palila
There is canonically an elephant somewhere around here.
Takaanu
we are definitely going to have to do a lot to keep combat moving
Nera
"While one would chalk this up to nature, we have reason to believe it's not natural."
Manu Palila
Don't worry, I got this down.
Lux
"Are there any fault lines nearby, miss?"
"Volcanic activity?"
Nera
"Plus, the quakes are getting worse..."
Manu Palila
"Of course it's not natural, I probably would've fixed it already if it was normal."
Nera
"I'm no geologist, but I don't think so."
Takaanu
"Big monster perhaps? Or evil cult?"
"I punch many of those"
Manu Palila flexes his noodle arms.
Lux
"We might have to evacuate the town if there's an impending eruption."
Takaanu
"Well only one cult, but still count"
Nera
"Aside from structural damages, the quakes are spooking the wildlife."
"Which is bad for hunting."
Manu Palila
"I'll say."
Nera
"Also, some of them are running right into the village."
"And that doesn't end well."
Lux
"Doesn't sound ideal."
Nera
"There's been no causalities yet, but it's a matter of time..."
Takaanu clicks his beak
Manu Palila
"Well, I assume you have leads for us?"
Takaanu
"Then at once we must go!"
Nera
"Anyway, a friend of mine has a lead on what's happening, I'd like you to go talk to him and follow that lead."
Manu Palila
"Good, leads, I like those."
Nera
Nera treats you all to some free drinks, while she waits for her friend to arrive.
Takaanu
alchoholic?
Streak (GM)
i have to pee
Lux
"Are these, alcoholic."
Streak (GM)
whatever you want
there's milk
Manu Palila sits at a table with his hands on his animals.
Lux has some milk shots.
Takaanu is pouring the drink down his beak, carefully
Manu Palila
"So, uh, Lux, where are you from? Don't see a lot of half-orcs 'round these parts."
Lux
"From the grand nation of Kemet, sir!"
Takaanu
"Kemet is far, yes?"
Ewin
"Um. I'm here."
"Are these the ones?"
Takaanu peaks around the corner
Lux
NERD ALERT
Manu Palila
"Wow, what a colorful boy."
Nera
"Yep. There's a ton of them, too."
"Half of them are animals?"
Takaanu
"Hello Hello"
Nera
"It's great, isn't it?"
Takaanu
"I am not animal!"
Manu Palila
"Hey, technically only 3/7 of us are animals, and 2/7 are mostly animals.
Ewin
"Well, you do all look rather strong..."
Takaanu
"ahem I am not an animal"
Ewin
"Oh of course not."
"You are...a tengu?"
Takaanu
"Yes yes! Heard of us, have you?"
Lux
(To Taka) Probably not as far as where you're from, sir!
Ewin
"Yes, I've met one before, actually. We get a lot of adventurers in this village."
"Ah...it's rather loud in here, shall we talk outside?"
"I'll see you later, Nera."
Lux smells this guy too.
Ewin
"O-oh."
Takaanu tilts his head to the side
Takaanu
"You do this a lot?"
Manu Palila shoves his animals out the door.
Ewin
He leads you all to the fountain outside.
Lux
"Hey, wait for us!"
Ewin
"Ah, this is much nicer."
"So, Nera gave you the details, right?"
Takaanu
"Earthquakes, yes"
Ewin
"Well, during one of the last quakes, I noticed something."
"I am a Wizard, you see, so I can detect magical auras."
Lux takes out his journal.
Ewin
"When the quake was happening, I saw such an aura, underground."
Lux
"Ah, a fellow magic user!"
Ewin
"It must have been a strong one too, to have been noticable from this far."
Lux writes aura in ALL CAPS and circles it.
Manu Palila
"Overwhelming, in fact."
Ewin
"I am convinced that it's related!"
Takaanu
"Magic power then"
Manu Palila
"Auras aren't to be taken lightly, probably."
Lux
"What school of magic do you specialize in, sir?"
Ewin
"Oh, transmuation, mostly. I enjoy working with plants."
Manu Palila
"PLANTS, YOU SAY"
Lux
"And what school did the quake's aura emanate?"
Takaanu
"SCRAWW!!"
Ewin
"They're excellent receptors for magic!"
Takaanu
"Do not yell so suddenly!"
Manu Palila
"But plants! Plants are so very good."
Ewin
"Ah, well, that's the strange part...I couldn't tell."
Lux
"Interesting."
Ewin
"It was very warped, and strange."
Lux scrawls more notes.
Ewin
"It could have been the distance, though."
Takaanu
"Any way down?"
Ewin
"Well, yes, in fact..."
Takaanu
"I do not think we can dig"
Manu Palila
"Caves, or perhaps graveyards?"
Streak (GM)
But just then!!
A quake!!
Lux writes "Two men who like plants a lot" and encircles "a lot".
Manu Palila definitely falls on his back.
Takaanu just sort of stands there with a wide stance
Streak (GM)
It's not very strong, but it is pretty strange to experience.
Manu Palila
"The earth! She refuses me so!"
Takaanu
"Quake! Quake!"
Lux
Lux:Reflex
Save:
20
Save Notes: +4 morale bonus on saving throws against fear effects to allies within 10 ft.
Takaanu
now your macros are colored??
Streak (GM)
It's safe to say that you all stay on your feet.
Manu Palila
Yeah, it's great!
Takaanu
what is this sorcery
Streak (GM)
Anyway...
Lux
Hell yeah.
Manu Palila
Oh good, music changes.
That historically- oh, wolves.
Takaanu
oh that's a bear
"Bear!"
Streak (GM)
Some wolves bolt from the nearby woods!
Manu Palila looks at Takaanu.
Manu Palila
"Bear? Really?"
Takaanu
"Big Bear!"
Manu Palila
"You never seen a dire wolf before, bud?"
Streak (GM)
Initiative lads!!
Takaanu
"Dire Wolf???"
"No, never"
Takaanu:Initiative
Check:
27.08
Streak (GM)
How do I intiative queue....
Manu Palila
Manu Palila:Initiative
Check:
27.07
Lux
"Giant dogs?"
"At least they're not gnolls."
Lux:Initiative
Check:
10
Takaanu
"Gnoll???"
Manu Palila
"We get wolves often around here, but they never come so close...
Man, look at me and Taka in the Super Fast Club.
Lux
OOH BABY a critical!
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20+2 = 7+2 = 9
Takaanu
I am fast bird!
Lux
taka beats you bu 0.01 lmao
*by
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20+1 = 1+1 = 2
Manu Palila
Wow.
Way to go, nerd.
Takaanu
that is unfortunate
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20 = 7 = 7
Okay!
Lux
100 Initiative
Takaanu
alrighty then
Streak (GM)
Can you all actually see the order?
Manu Palila
Yeah.
Lux
So this is the true power of gunpla...
Takaanu
I c things
Lux
I see it
Streak (GM)
Nice.
So Manu is up first.
Dogs!
And one of them is HUGE.
Takaanu
I think you mean Large
Streak (GM)
They are very much running towards you all.
Lux
To nerd "Get behind me, sir!"
Manu Palila
Actually, first.
Let's try this.
Ewin
"Uwah!!"
Manu Palila
Cool, ok.
Both of the normal wolves make will saves.
I'm gonna cast Calm Animals on them.
Ewin
rolling 1d20+1 = 16+1 = 17
rolling 1d20+1 = 13+1 = 14
Manu Palila
Alright, that second guy fails.
Streak (GM)
Okay
What's that do, exactly?
Manu Palila
I assume he has less than 7 HD?
Streak (GM)
Yeah
Manu Palila
Then for the next 5 minutes, as long as nobody attacks him, he does nothing.
Lux
GOO BOY
Manu Palila
He does not flee, he does not attack.
Streak (GM)
He lays down and starts licking his paw.
Aww.
Takaanu
excellent
Manu Palila
So I'm gonna have my animal boys charge in.
Not literally a charge, for Akamai.
He has a 60 foot speed, it's not really necessary.
Lux
"Look at them go. It's like a very not-safe-for-children petting zoo."
Manu Palila
First, a charging bite on the left wolf.
rolling d20+11 = 19+11 = 30
Takaanu
"That is a bad petting zoo"
Streak (GM)
Very much a hit.
Manu Palila
rolling d8+7 = 7+7 = 14
Then a normal talon on the dire wolf.
Lux
"He's not gonna kill those animals, is he."
Dire Wolf
The wolf snarls in pain at the claw attack.
Manu Palila
rolling d20+7 = 4+7 = 11
Takaanu
"Nature is harsh"
Streak (GM)
That one's a miss.
Manu Palila
Right, that's all for me then.
Lux
"Hey sir, are you technically... hunting these?"
Takaanu
"CAW!!"
Manu Palila
"Well, it's not within legal borders, and it's not even wolf season, so..."
Streak (GM)
Okay, Taka's turn.
Manu Palila
"We'll rule this one a 'self-defense'."
Takaanu
right so
lets to this
Ewin
"IT IS FINE TO HUNT THEM."
"PLEASE HUNT THEM UP."
Takaanu
Takaanu:Sleight of Hand
Check
29

Big Wolf makes a perception check
Lux
A very sleight hand.
Manu Palila
Don't steal the wolf's fur! He needs that!
Takaanu
:P
Lux
He has stolen its youth, adding it to his own
Takaanu
Streak?
Whenever you're ready
O
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20+10 = 18+10 = 28
Manu Palila
Oh my.
Takaanu
not quite enough
Manu Palila
So close.
Lux
lmao
Takaanu
you're Flat Footed against this
CAW
Takaanu:Shuriken Flurry
Attack
10vs AC
Damage
2
Lethal Strike
10
2nd Attack
23vs AC
Damage
2
Lethal Strike
6
Type:
P

Takaanu:Shuriken
Attack
14vs AC
Damage
2
Lethal Strike
8
Type:
P

full sneak attack damage is go
Streak (GM)
The first one misses
Lux
That was a feint, right?
Takaanu
hell no
Deceptive Shuriken
Lux
Oh
Streak (GM)
So that's...18?
Manu Palila
Yeah, he can get sneak attack by using SoH.
Takaanu
18 damage then
Manu Palila
It's kinda ridiculous.
Takaanu
it only works once per enemy though
Streak (GM)
Wait so who'd you attack sorry
Manu Palila
How many ki points do you have, anyway?
Takaanu rushes up and suddenly hurls three shuriken at the big wolf
Manu Palila
I imagine it's a decent pool.
Streak (GM)
Big guy, okay.
Takaanu
7
max
now 6
Manu Palila
Not bad.
Takaanu
is his flat footed AC really over 10?
Streak (GM)
It's 11.
Takaanu
daaaang
Manu Palila
Natural armor, I presume.
Streak (GM)
Probably!
So, Lux?
Lux
Hello little children, it
is murder time
Takaanu
magic time?
Lux
"Is it really okay? I guess it's okay."
"I can't reach them though."
Takaanu
might as well start getting over here
Ewin
"Do you have a bow, or anything?"
"Oh Bye Then."
Lux
i have a crossbow
oh i can double move
Manu Palila
Yeah.
Lux
"Heya, bird. Need some help?"
Takaanu
"Which one?"
Akamai shrugs.
Ewin
"(D-does he know owl..?!)"
Lux
"Hello, sir, who is another bird."
Takaanu
"Hello"
Ewin
"(Did that owl just shrug..?!)"
Lux
ok i end my turn
Manu Palila
Oh as a reminder, both Kahena and Akamai understand common.
Although they cannot speak it.
Takaanu
ah good
Ewin is super confused
Manu Palila
They're both just barely intelligent.
Dire wolf is up!
Streak (GM)
Same tbh
Dire Wolf
"BARK"
Kahena
"SCREECH"
Dire Wolf
He's gonna target the owl with a bite.
Akamai
"HOOT"
Lux
"ONOMATOPOEIA"
Dire Wolf
rolling 1d20+7 = 11+7 = 18
Manu Palila
That would be a miss.
Takaanu
"We just winging it now?"
Dire Wolf
"BARK..!"
Manu Palila
Both my animal pals have AC 22.
Although they do have much lower touch/FF ACs.
Wolf
Okay, this wolf is gonna 5 ft...
And bite!
Takaanu
tactics???
Wolf
rolling 1d20+2 = 3+2 = 5
Manu Palila
No, flanking! My worst enemy!
Lux
"Clever girl."
Takaanu
"Bad dog!"
Wolf
Oh right, +1.
But it doesn't help, huh.
Manu Palila
+2 from flanking.
Wolf
+2!!
Still nothing.
Manu Palila
Yeah, that misses a bit.
Ewin
"O-okay, I should...help."
Kahena kinda gets annoyed by the wolf teeth in his clothing.
Ewin
Ewin peers over the fountain and shoots Magic Missile.
rolling 2d4+2 = 4+1+2 = 7
Manu Palila
The terror...
Takaanu
"Good shot small wizard!"
Harika Atesh
Harika...
Lux
Is she Pokemon.
Harika Atesh
She moves.
Very good.
Streak (GM)
Go Manu!
Manu Palila
"Hmmm..."
Manu Palila walks up and pokes Kahena, whose jaws become covered with thistles and spined vines.
Streak (GM)
Unsettling.
Manu Palila
[1d20+11] = 11+11 = 22[1d20+3] = 2+3 = 5[1d20+3] = 20+3 = 23
Full attack on the dire wolf.
[1d20+3] = 3+3 = 6
Streak (GM)
Two hits.
Lux
ooh nice
Manu Palila
Crit does not confirm.
Lux
aw
Manu Palila
rolling d8+d6+12 = 6+1+12 = 19
And the dire wolf makes a reflex save.
Streak (GM)
Okay well it's dead so.
Manu Palila
Oh.
Streak (GM)
Well done.
Takaanu
woo
we did it
Lux
I poke it with my sword.
Manu Palila
Akamai 5-foots and full attacks the other wolf, then.
[1d20+7] = 3+7 = 10[1d20+7] = 10+7 = 17
Lux
"Oh. It's gone."
Streak (GM)
One hit.
Manu Palila
rolling d4 = 2 = 2
Streak (GM)
Well. it's still there.
Manu Palila
I'm done!
Takaanu
AHA!
Streak (GM)
It lives still.
Takaanu
I'm going to hop over these guys to get to the other side of that wolf
Streak (GM)
Hop?
Takaanu
jump
Streak (GM)
That's acrobatics then.
Takaanu
Takaanu:Acrobatics
Check
23
+5 to jumps

28
Streak (GM)
Okay, that succeeds.
Takaanu
yay
Streak (GM)
Sick flip, dude.
Takaanu does a backflip over the dino and wolf
Takaanu
was that my move or my standard?
because I'd like to punch
Wolf
"BORF?"
Streak (GM)
I am unsure, you moved before it right?
Takaanu
running jump so maybe
Streak (GM)
Was it a 5ft?
Manu Palila
Acrobatics checks are usually made alongside a move action.
So he should have a single standard.
Streak (GM)
Alright, then.
Takaanu
okay so
Streak (GM)
Do a punch.
Lux
"Excellent. You people are great at this."
Takaanu
two weapon fighting, can I use that without a full attack action?
Manu Palila
No.
Takaanu
or is it a single attack
Streak (GM)
I...don't think so no
Takaanu
okay thank you
that's what I needed to know
Manu Palila
TWF gives you additional attacks to full attacks.
Streak (GM)
I can tell you now that it will be enough.
Takaanu
Takaanu:Unarmed Strike
Attack
10vs AC
Damage
4
Electric
5
Lethal Strike
8
Type:
B/S
Melee Notes: Lethal Strike +2d6
Otherwise: +2

god damn it
Streak (GM)
Okay no that's a miss.
Still, cool jump.
Takaanu brings his talons around, just missing the wolf
Takaanu
"..."
the funny thing about Lethal Strike is that my unarmed strikes can be blunt or slashing
Manu Palila
Angry talon hands.
Streak (GM)
Lux is up.
Takaanu
and feet!
my feet have talons too
Streak (GM)
Although is zero room.
Takaanu
I'll probably fighting with my feet more than my hands
Lux
The one on the right has calmed down right.
Manu Palila
He's being nice.
Takaanu
yeah he's good for now
Lux
"Hey there, little guy. It's okay. Even if your alpha is kinda. You know. slumped over."
I pet the wolf.
Wolf
"Borf..."
Manu Palila
Out of curiosity, can I know the cha mods of the dogs?
Lux
Lux:Handle Animal
Check
8
Takaanu
Lux you fool
you are not good with animals
Wolf
The CHA is 6...
He's not terribly scary.
Manu Palila
So -2, right.
Wolf
I think so.
Manu Palila
It's DC 18 to calm them, then.
Wolf
But then, I'm just a wolf. What do I know...
Takaanu
welp
Wolf
I thought it was a Will save?
Manu Palila
Just let the druid take care of things once the battle is over.
The spell is a will save, yes.
Lux
I guess that ate up my actions?
Does it bite me
Takaanu
Wolves turn, unless Lux wants to do something
Wolf
Sure did, pal.
Manu Palila
Using Handle animals or Wild empathy to improve their mood is a skill check.
DC 20+cha.
Wolf
It backs away from you a bit, feeling cautious.
Good to know, bark.
Lux
"Ah! It doesn't like me? Please come back!"
Takaanu
"Stop playing with wild animals!"
Streak (GM)
This other wolf is not feeling great.
Manu Palila
"That's my job!"
Takaanu
"Fight angry animals!"
Streak (GM)
It's going to try to flee.
Takaanu
I'll allow it
Streak (GM)
I suppose that's an AoO for you all.
Takaanu
I have no reason to kill the wolf
Manu Palila
Yeah, I'm not taking any attacks.
Takaanu
"Shoo! Shoo!"
Streak (GM)
The boy escapes.
Manu Palila
I angrily glare at Kahena to do the same.
Lux
Now let's capture this other wolf and interrogate it.
Manu Palila
Lemme try and wild empathy the wolf.
Streak (GM)
Victory!
Takaanu
yeaaaaaaah that victory theme!
Lux
Good victory music
Takaanu
is great
Manu Palila
"Hey buddy, come here..."
Takaanu clicks his beak
Manu Palila
rolling d20+9 = 17+9 = 26
Streak (GM)
So you have one dead Dire Wolf, and another wolf.
Lux takes out his journal again.
Manu Palila pets the still-magically-calmed wolf.
Wolf
The wolf approaches you.
Manu Palila
Man, if only I had prepared speak with animals...
Ewin
"Oh wow, you calmed it down?"
Takaanu prods the dead dire wolf with his foot
Lux
"Ah, so that's how to do it. I understand now."
Lux doesn't understand a thing.
Manu Palila
"Animals are my thing, you know. Plants too."
Ewin
"They must have been spooked by the quake."
Manu Palila
"I kinda have the whole nature deal under wraps."
"So, do I heal the dire wolf..."
Ewin
"It's a shame we had to kill one, but these things happen I suppose."
Takaanu
"Nature here is weird"
Manu Palila
Oh, it's actually dead.
Takaanu
"Not usually this big"
Manu Palila
I thought we just knocked it out.
Streak (GM)
Hmm, well...
I guess it's not, it's negative.
Takaanu
what's its HP at right now?
Streak (GM)
Usually we just assume its dead.
If you actually want to heal it, go ahead.
Better make sure you calm it htough.
Lux
"Hey sirs, and ma'am, did you know that alpha theory has been debunked? Wolves just kinda live in large family units, with no clear leader. Furthermo-"
Harika Atesh
"You'd like to heal it?"
Takaanu
aren't your spell slots limited?
Manu Palila
If not, Kahena is still all vined up, so I can constrict it.
Lux rambles for a bit.
Manu Palila
Harika probably has some cure spells prepared.
Takaanu
"..."
Harika Atesh
She does.
Takaanu
"You talk to much..."
Manu Palila
I think she lost spontaneous casting, but she can still cast them normally.
Harika Atesh
And you'll all be allowed to rest after this, if you want.
Takaanu
to Lux
Lux
I have a wand of CLW
Manu Palila
Dang, really?
Harika Atesh
Okay, she's healing the wolf, then. You should start to calm it now.
Lux
If anyone wants that.
Manu Palila
Oh dear, uh, calm away!
rolling d20+9 = 8+9 = 17
Whoops.
Takaanu
how many calms do you have?
Manu Palila
Well, not the actual spell.
Takaanu
oh dear
Manu Palila
I'm just using wild empathy.
Lux
Lux:Handle Animal
Check
19
Manu Palila
Yeah, let him do it.
Takaanu
well you guys tried
Dire Wolf
The wolf wakes, in pain. It snarls as it starts to get up.
Manu Palila
He's learned from the best.
Dire Wolf
You have one more shot.
You need a 20+
Takaanu glares down...or rather up at the wolf
Manu Palila
Wait, really?
Dire Wolf
It's got more CHA.
Lux
Lux:Wand of cure light wounds
Location:Item is not Carried
2
Manu Palila
Dang...
Lux
LMAO
Dire Wolf
Actually, never mind.
I'll give you advantage, since you're healing it.
It starts to understand what's happening.
And backs away from you all.
Barking at it's companion, it runs back into the woods, in the direction that the other fled in.
Wolf
The other wolf turns...
Takaanu clicks his beak again
Wolf
"Bark......"
Takaanu
"..."
"That went well"
Wolf
And leaves.
Lux
"Wait I haven't asked it its wolf name..."
Ewin
"My, that was impressive!"
Takaanu
"Dogs are not hard to fight"
"Not great at martial combat"
Ewin
"Many adventurers would have just killed them all..."
"So...thanks, for that."
"Anyway..."
Manu Palila
"Yeah, adventurers kinda suck."
Takaanu
"No problem"
Ewin
"Gosh, where were we..."
Takaanu
"Quakes"
Manu Palila
"... conditionally."
Lux
"Magically induced?"
Ewin
Ewin mumbles to himself for a bit, recounting what he told you.
Takaanu sort of glances over at the comment of adventures sucking
Ewin
"Oh, yes!"
"So it's coming from underground."
Lux
"Where was the aura strongest, do you think?"
Ewin
"Now, digging would take a while, but there's a bit of history to this village."
Lux
"Any crags, caves, or caverns?"
Ewin
"And more importantly, a burial tomb!"
Takaanu
"Ooh, Ohh! Min- oh"
"I was wrong"
Manu Palila throws back his head and groans.
Lux
"That should do it."
Ewin
"It used to belong to a wealthy family that owned a lot of land around here."
"That was...like 200 years ago, now."
Manu Palila
"Man, not that place, it gives me the heebie jeebies..."
Takaanu
"You been there?"
Ewin
"The last of that family is gone, so the tomb's not been maintained in a while."
Manu Palila
"I have specifically not been there."
Ewin
"I went to investigate, yes."
Manu Palila
"Braver man than I, then."
Ewin
"However, it seems some Gnolls have taken up residence."
Takaanu
"Gnolls???"
"What are Gnolls?"
Lux
"I should have learned Gnoll."
Ewin
"They seemed pretty tough, so I got out of there pretty quick."
"That's when we put the job offer up."
Lux
Lux:Knowledge (Local)
Check
26
Ewin
"So, yeah, you'll have to get in there and look around."
Takaanu
"Why Gnolls like tomb?\"
Ewin
"It goes pretty deep, so hopefully you can get close enough to the aura."
Lux
"Ah, so there's gnolls around these parts too, huh."
Ewin
"It's...empty, and defensible, I guess."
"And I guess it's also full of old riches."
Lux
"The reach of Lamashtu is ever widening."
Ewin
Lux knows a lot about Gnolls!
Takaanu perks his crest up at the mention of treasure
Manu Palila
I sure don't.
Ewin
He also knows they keep Hyenas as attack animals.
Manu Palila
Ah, right.
Ewin
More dogs...
Lux
Dogventures
Ewin
They're basically hyena people themselves too.
Lux
"It's pretty messed up when you think about it. Keeping animals with the same heads as you."
Ewin
"Oh, I have a gift for you."
"Here you go...uh..." He gives them to Lux.
He hands you some flowers, and an apple.
Takaanu
"Food?"
Ewin
"Ah! Not quite."
"These are magical plants, I made them myself."
Lux
"Oh, thank you for your kindness, sir, but I'm full."
Manu Palila
"Hm, are those..."
Ewin
Lux cannot move now.
Manu Palila
Manu Palila:Knowledge (Nature)
Check
26

"Those look somewhat familiar."
Lux
what happened
Ewin
Manu, you identify the flowers as Breezeblown Dandelions.
Lux
"?!"
Ewin
You're encumbered.
Probably.
Manu Palila
"Fascinating! A wind-infused species of Taraxacum..."
Ewin
"Oh yes, you're right. These flowers, when you blow the seeds off, will slow your descent."
"Handy in a punch."
"Pinch..."
Lux
"Ponch?"
Ewin
"Ahem."
Manu Palila
"Excellent work, my boy."
Ewin
He's given you two of those.
Lux
"The apple?"
Ewin
"The apple, when eaten, will give you a boost of knowledge!"
It gives you +5 to your next knowledge check.
Takaanu
"Apple of Knowledge?"
Lux
"Like the forbidden fruit spoken of in legend."
Manu Palila
"That seems thematically disturbing, but useful."
Ewin
"This one isn't so forbidden, don't worry."
Takaanu is confused by all the forbidden talk
Ewin
He also gives everyone a Cure Moderate Wounds potion each.
Manu Palila
oh thank goodness
Lux gives a dandelion each to Taka and Manu.
Takaanu
"Ah, thank you"
Manu Palila
"Much obliged, pal."
Takaanu
"Very useful potion"
Ewin
Ewin then describes the directions to the Tomb of Iddmor, about 10 minutes from here.
Lux
"For being so proactive!"
Ewin
"You don't have to leave right now, feel free to rest, I'm sure Nera will let you stay free."
Takaanu
"Caw"
Ewin
"Are there any other questions?"
Manu Palila
"Yes, you didn't get far into the tomb, right?"
Ewin
"I didn't even make it inside."
Takaanu
"I have question"
Manu Palila
"Right, nevermind, then."
Takaanu
"What is a Gnoll?"
Ewin
"They had guards stationed at the entrance."
Takaanu
"Where are they weak?"
Manu Palila
"In the head, the chest, the gonads, usual stuff."
Ewin
"I'm not really sure, I'm afraid."
Lux
"Scruffy hyena men."
Takaanu
"Will strike in the usual places, then"
Lux
"
Weak everywhere.
"
Ewin
"I saw some wielding shortbows, the other's had spears."
Takaanu
"Live is a good spot to punch"
Manu Palila
"Oh good, archers. My favorite."
Takaanu
*liver
Manu Palila wishes he could prepare protection from arrows.
Streak (GM)
So, you guys can rest if you like, or just go now.
Takaanu
I'm down 1 ki, but that's it
Lux
What time is it?
Manu Palila
Well, literally none of us took any damage, and I only used up two spell slots.
Takaanu
how's everyone else
Lux
In-game
Manu Palila
I'm good to go.
Streak (GM)
It's midday right now, the day hasn't advanced much.
Takaanu
"I am good now"
"I can take down guards"
Manu Palila
I have some tricks up my sleeve, if need be.
Streak (GM)
Right then, time to go.
Takaanu
"I sneak behind them"
"Do not blow my cover, please"
Streak (GM)
You all make your way to the Tomb...
Let me just...
Lux
"Are you coming along, sir?"
To Big Nerd
Manu Palila
To Angus.
Lux
It's him.
Ewin
"I'm sorry, I can't. I'm not really much for combat."
Lux
Ango...
Manu Palila
Look at that scruffy boy and tell me it isn't Angus Macdonald.
Ewin
"I'd just hold you back."
Manu Palila
"Fine by me, I think we'll be fine on our own."
Ewin
Honestly I expected Harry Potter jokes but I'm proud of you all for not going there.
Lux
"That's alright, you've aided us so much already."
Lux pats his back.
Takaanu
I've got bigger worms to catch, Streak
Ewin
"Stay safe, now."
Lux
"Physical might isn't everything, friend!"
Manu Palila
Hey look, a gnoll!
Streak (GM)
Here we are.
Takaanu
sneak time?
Streak (GM)
I'd like you all to roll perception.
Lux
Is this evolution music
Manu Palila
Manu Palila:Perception
Check
32
Lux
would you look at that
Streak (GM)
Right never mind then.
Takaanu
Takaanu:Perception
Check
17
Manu Palila
:P
Lux
Lux:Perception
Check
19
Manu Palila
I can roll for my animals, if you like.
Streak (GM)
Some information is revealed to you!
There's another Gnoll there, and a hole in the right wall.
Manu Palila
So there is.
Lux
I try sniping a gnoll.
Takaanu
aha
Streak (GM)
The gnolls have not seen you yet, so you can proceed how you like.
Takaanu
no do not do that right now
whispering "I will sneak around right"
Manu Palila
I'll send Kahena with you.
Takaanu
"Wait for signal"
Lux
"Wanna get into position? I'll try sniping one of them."
Manu Palila
He has a swim speed and a decent stealth mod.
Takaanu
Takaanu:Stealth
Check
22
Lux
"Alright."
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20+2 = 16+2 = 18
Manu Palila
Mmm, not quite that good.
Streak (GM)
You're safe.
Manu Palila
He'll actually hang back.
Takaanu peaks around the corner, quietly
Streak (GM)
This rock is climbable, so you can pass through.
Takaanu
can I see though?
Streak (GM)
Roll perception again for me.
Takaanu
Takaanu:Perception
Check
16
Streak (GM)
Hmm, okay.
Takaanu
fuck you too, dice
they hate me now
hmm
I see
Streak (GM)
You see one more Gnoll.
Takaanu
I better stay in cover
Manu Palila
I can send a helpful pal, if you like.
Takaanu
what is north?
Manu Palila
He's much better at hiding, probably.
Lux
"Did he tell us the signal?"
Manu Palila
"I imagine it would be some kind of caw, so no."
Lux
"O-oh."
Manu Palila
"I'm getting bored, let me send someone after him."
I'm gonna kneel down and grab some mud from the bank.
Takaanu flings a shuriken up into the air
Takaanu
then attacks
Manu Palila
"Well rats, I suppose that's the signal."
Takaanu
surprise bitches
Manu Palila
"So much for my objectively adorable plan."
Takaanu
Takaanu:Unarmed Flurry
Punch
11vs AC
Damage
3
Electric
3
Lethal Strike
9
Punch
10vs AC
Damage
7
Electric
5
Lethal Strike
8
Type:
B/S
Melee Notes: Lethal Strike +2d6
Otherwise: +2

Takaanu:Peck (Secondary)
Attack
6vs AC
Damage
1
Electric
6
Lethal Strike
7
Type:
P
Melee Notes: Lethal Strike +2d6
Otherwise: +2

Takaanu:Unarmed Strike
Attack
17vs AC
Damage
7
Electric
4
Lethal Strike
5
Type:
B/S
Melee Notes: Lethal Strike +2d6
Otherwise: +2

wait
are you fucking serious
damnit dice
Streak (GM)
Yeah, that last one hits.
Takaanu
he's FF
Streak (GM)
The others don't make it past his armor.
Takaanu
fuck you dice
Streak (GM)
It's 12, sorry.
Manu Palila
The power of half an inch of leather!
Streak (GM)
Still, that really hurt him.
Manu Palila
Or metal, I can't quite tell what's on that pog.
Takaanu
waste of a ki point
Streak (GM)
I guess roll init
Manu Palila
Manu Palila:Initiative
Check:
19.07
Takaanu
Takaanu:Initiative
Check:
19.08
Manu Palila
Wow.
Lux
Lux:Initiative
Check:
18
Manu Palila
We're all just hanging around on the initiative tracker, huh.
Lux
ooh good rolls
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20+2 = 11+2 = 13
Takaanu
well I'm first so...
Lux
"Ack, I better use my better weapons!"
Takaanu
I'll just attack while you sort things out
Lux
"We're still pretty far away from him."
Takaanu
full attack, no ki strike
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20+1 = 2+1 = 3
Takaanu
Takaanu:Unarmed Flurry
Punch
23vs AC
Damage
4
Electric
3
Lethal Strike
8
Punch
23vs AC
Damage
4
Electric
1
Lethal Strike
12
Type:
B/S
Melee Notes: Lethal Strike +2d6
Otherwise: +2

Takaanu:Peck (Secondary)
Attack
5vs AC
Damage
2
Electric
2
Lethal Strike
11
Type:
P
Melee Notes: Lethal Strike +2d6
Otherwise: +2

I'm fine with this
Streak (GM)
Yeah that ones dead.
Takaanu cleaves through the gnoll with his foot talons
Takaanu
"Too easy"
Gnoll 1
gnoll screams
Manu Palila
Hey, out of curiosity, is it cloudy at all?
Takaanu
hang on
Manu Palila
Or is it sunny.
Takaanu
he didn't have time to scream
Gnoll 2
gnoll cursing
Streak (GM)
It's a normal day.
Manu Palila
Rats.
Streak (GM)
Earthquakes aside.
Manu Palila
I was hoping for some inclement weather.
Streak (GM)
Sure. Okay.
What?
Manu Palila points at the gnoll in front of the door.
Manu Palila
"Be gone, weird dog man!"
Streak (GM)
It glares at you.
Manu Palila
A lightning bolt fires out of the sky at him.
He gets a reflex save.
Lux
"The wrath of nature!"
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20 = 12 = 12
Manu Palila
rolling 3d6 = 5+4+2 = 11
11 damage it is.
Streak (GM)
Owch.
He hated that.
Manu Palila shakes his hand a bit.
Manu Palila
Kahena just double moves up.
I'm done.
Streak (GM)
Lux, then!
Lux
I move!
And cast a spell.
Lux:Knight's Calling
Spell Level:Paladin,1
School:Enchantment (compulsion) [mind-affecting]
Components:V, DF
Range:30(Close)
Effects/Target:One creature
Duration:1 round
Spell Resistance:0
Save:Will negates
DC:15
Rolls
Caster Level Check
=17
Concentration Check
=14
Cast Defensively
DC:17
You compel an enemy to come and fight you. On its turn, the target moves its speed toward you, avoiding any other dangers along its path (including any movement that would provoke attacks of opportunity). The target may do nothing but move on its turn. If the target ends its move adjacent to you, you can make an attack of opportunity against the target.

I cast it on the door gnoll.
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20 = 18 = 18
Lux
fuckin
Streak (GM)
It saves!
Manu Palila
I mean, I don't think that would do anything anyway?
Takaanu
guys they're just gnolls
Streak (GM)
It's still too pissed at Lightning boy
Manu Palila
Since it says he has to avoid AoO's, and he can't do that.
Lux
This is the session of Ah! So Close! isn't it
Takaanu
don't burn all your spells on them
Manu Palila
I guess he could withdraw action.
Streak (GM)
HE could 5 ft then move.
Manu Palila
I believe you can't do that.
Streak (GM)
Well, anyway.
Lux
I did not read the fine print. Oh well.
Takaanu
moving on
Manu Palila
I'll have to check to make sure, but continue.
Takaanu
gnoll time
Streak (GM)
Something darts from the nearby underbrush.
A hyena!
Lux
Surprise hyena
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20+3 = 20+3 = 23
rolling 1d20+3 = 1+3 = 4
Manu Palila
Oh.
Streak (GM)
Nope.
Manu Palila
Intriguing.
Lux
"The dogs aren't too far away from their masters, huh."
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d6+3 = 6+3 = 9
Geez.
Manu Palila
4 damage it is.
Streak (GM)
It also gets a trip attempt.
Takaanu
you have to confirm the crit, buddy
Lux
What is up with the dice today.
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20+3 = 2+3 = 5
Nope.
Door gnoll also attacks.
rolling 1d20+3 = 19+3 = 22
Yeesh.
Manu Palila
Do you not want to make the trip attempt?
That 22 hits, by the way.
Streak (GM)
I did.
Manu Palila
Oh, that was the 5.
I thought you were trying to confirm the crit.
Streak (GM)
No I did that prior
Also failed.
Lux
The 1 was the confirm?
Manu Palila
Ohh.
Ok.
Takaanu
oh alright
Lux
Right.
Manu Palila
I thought he was double-attacking.
Continue!
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d8+3 = 3+3 = 6
Manu Palila
That 22 hit, roll damage.
1 damage it is.
Streak (GM)
I really gotta step it up huh.
Manu Palila
Well, he has DR 5/adamantine.
Streak (GM)
Other gnoll!
Manu Palila
He's a Tough Boy.
Streak (GM)
Is gonna shoot an arrow at Taka.
rolling 1d20+1 = 10+1 = 11
Woosh.
Manu Palila
Pew pew!
Takaanu
Takaanu disagrees
Takaanu flicks the arrow out of the air
Streak (GM)
It moves behind the pillar.
Lux
"Where'd that come from?"
Takaanu
"Left!"
"Archer!"
Manu Palila
"A ranged attacker, eh? Fun times!"
Takaanu
"Bad at arrows"
Harika Atesh
Hmm..
Takaanu
also you literally have to crit to hit Takaanu
if you have nothing for her to do just skip her
Harika Atesh
Harika does her healing dance, a slow melody that brings peace to your mind.
Takaanu
that'll do
Harika Atesh
rolling 1d6 = 5 = 5
You're all healed, except Taka.
But you kknow.
Takaanu
didn't need it! ahahaha
Streak (GM)
Taka's up.
Takaanu
caw
Takaanu:Unarmed Strike
Attack
9vs AC
Damage
7
Electric
5
Lethal Strike
6
Type:
B/S
Melee Notes: Lethal Strike +2d6
Otherwise: +2
Gnoll 1
caw but in Gnoll
Manu Palila
Oh dear.
Takaanu
fucking hell
Gnoll 1
Missed me, pal!
Takaanu
sigh
fuck these dice to hell
Manu Palila
Do we confirm fails?
Gnoll 1
Hmm, I'm not sure.
Takaanu
that's a drufle rule
Manu Palila
That's a house rule, I think.
Takaanu
its up to Streak in this case
Streak (GM)
Well, sure, go ahead.
Takaanu
Takaanu:Unarmed Strike
Attack
17vs AC
Damage
6
Electric
6
Lethal Strike
9
Type:
B/S
Melee Notes: Lethal Strike +2d6
Otherwise: +2
Manu Palila
There are some things I've done so consistently that I forget they're not official.
Streak (GM)
Okay, you're good.
You trip over the brush a little, but regain your footing.
Manu's up.
Manu Palila
Kahena full attacks the hyena!
Streak (GM)
And his small zoo.
Manu Palila
[1d20+9] = 8+9 = 17[1d20+3] = 11+3 = 14[1d20+3] = 4+3 = 7
Streak (GM)
Two hits.
Manu Palila
rolling d8+d4+12 = 6+2+12 = 20
Streak (GM)
He's outta here.
Manu Palila
Question for the GM: do I have line of sight to the archer?
Also: Do I need LoS if the attack comes from above?
Streak (GM)
You can partially see it, so you can target it.
Takaanu
(Streak you deaded the wrong thing)
Manu Palila
Yeah, he attacked the hyena.
Streak (GM)
From above, you're good.
Oh.
Manu Palila
Archer, reflex save!
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20 = 1 = 1
Takaanu
hmmmm
Manu Palila snaps his fingers and another lightning bolt rains from the sky.
Manu Palila
rolling 3d6 = 3+5+3 = 11
KERZAP
Gnoll 2
"GAH!"
Takaanu
you got enough of those to last?
Manu Palila
I get to do that every round for 5 rounds.
Streak (GM)
I'm betting they don't work indoors?
Manu Palila
It's all one spell.
Takaanu
well okay then
keep on doing it then
Manu Palila
It actually does function indoors!
Takaanu
pfft
Manu Palila
But not underwater.
Streak (GM)
It lives still, though.
Manu Palila
I'm done.
Akamai hoots happily.
Takaanu
hyena is alive still?
Streak (GM)
Lux, my boy.
It is.
Lux
can i 5 foot then charge
Manu Palila
No.
Streak (GM)
That's full-round, right.
Takaanu
do you have a reach weapon?
Lux
why did manu block my way orz
Manu Palila
You can charge the hyena anyway.
Streak (GM)
Also, keep in mind, that's tricky terrain over there.
This place is a mess of nature.
Takaanu
the rock?
Lux
Anyway.
Takaanu
oh the green stuff
Lux
oh are they still alive
Streak (GM)
Those top two, yes.
Lux
I wanna attack this one
Streak (GM)
That one is dead.
Takaanu
he's dead
very very dead
Lux
oh! shit
Streak (GM)
I'll make that clearer sorry.
Lux
i attack this one
Takaanu
there is a status symbol for that
Streak (GM)
Hyena!
Lux
or is it also dead
Streak (GM)
It lives.
Lux
I power attack it
Streak (GM)
That's quite a reach.
Are you gonna move or.
Swing away!
Lux
Lux:Sobekhotep
Attack
16vs AC
Damage
9
Type:
S
Melee Notes: Power Attack:
-2 to hit, +6 to damage
Weapon Notes: Keen falchion (attuned)

+2 from the charge?
Manu Palila
Correct.
Streak (GM)
That's a hit.
Manu Palila
So 16.
Streak (GM)
It's quite dead.
Lux
"Stand down, dog."
Streak (GM)
Good thing too, it was about to chomp our dino pal.
Manu Palila
Kahena hates teeth in his armor.
Ruins the thread count.
Gnoll 2
Ranged Gnoll fires another arrow, at Lux.
rolling 1d20+1 = 16+1 = 17
Lux
no hit
Gnoll 2
The arrow bounces off your armor.
Takaanu
I...don't think that Gnoll can actually hit anything with a +1
Manu Palila
"OH SHELYN HE'S GOT A BOW"
Gnoll 2
The gnoll looks defeated...
Takaanu
"Is very bad at bows"
Manu Palila
I wish I could use wild empathy on animal-based humanoids.
Shame.
Takaanu
we are not animals!
Gnoll 1
FUCK BUT IN GNOLL
It swings it's spear around at Taka.
rolling 1d20+3 = 2+3 = 5
Takaanu
"Cahawhawhaw"
Manu Palila
I'm so sorry, gnolls.
Takaanu
god damn they are not meant to be fought at level 5
Hyena
The hyena bleeds at you.
Manu Palila feels kinda bad about constantly shocking the poor guys.
Takaanu
Takaanu:Unarmed Flurry
Punch
22vs AC
Damage
6
Electric
5
Lethal Strike
10
Punch
10vs AC
Damage
3
Electric
4
Lethal Strike
3
Type:
B/S
Melee Notes: Lethal Strike +2d6
Otherwise: +2

Takaanu:Peck (Secondary)
Attack
19vs AC
Damage
3
Electric
6
Lethal Strike
7
Type:
P
Melee Notes: Lethal Strike +2d6
Otherwise: +2
Manu Palila
Let Harika go!
Takaanu
I'm about done with this one
Streak (GM)
Harika just skips her turn.
Takaanu
oh right Harika
I forgot her
Streak (GM)
That one's dead.
Lux
Let her murder a gnoll for an Intimidate check
Takaanu
god damn the damage
well that's my turn over
Manu Palila
It's almost like sneak attack was never intended to be used with TWF...
Takaanu
I'm only level 5 and I'm already rivaling Rochelle
Sneak Attack was totally meant to be used with TWF
Manu Palila
The shenanigans are real!
Streak (GM)
Just wait till you fight things without crit spots.
Takaanu
Oozes and Proteans
Manu Palila
Oh, I'm up.
Uh.
Takaanu
Undead arn't immune anymore
Streak (GM)
Oh, yes.
Takaanu
nor are Constructs
Streak (GM)
That seems odd.
Manu Palila
Manu holds his hand threateningly towards the last gnoll.
Takaanu
something about targeting important structural anatomy
Streak (GM)
What is that...the middle finger, or...
Manu Palila
Reflex save!
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20 = 4 = 4
Manu Palila
rolling 3d6 = 5+1+4 = 10
Takaanu
okay so
I'm gonna just go in this door now
"These are Gnolls?"
Manu Palila
That is a good theme.
Takaanu
"Not strong"
Streak (GM)
The door...is LOCKED.
Manu Palila
Our greatest enemy...
Lux
Victory music is a good pavlovian conditioning stimulus.
Takaanu
I pick the lock
the hell kind of roll is that?
Lux
I charge the door.
Streak (GM)
Disable device?
Lux
Lux:Strength
Check:
8
Takaanu
not while we're in front of it, Lux!
you idiot we're right here!
Takaanu:Disable Device
Check
31
Streak (GM)
Given the brittle wood, you still do not cave it in.
Lux
"Ow."
Takaanu
"What are you doing!?"
"Let me work!"
"Muscle does not solve doors!"
Streak (GM)
Anyway, I'm sure these Gnolls, who live here, do not possess a key.
So you pick it open.
Lux
"I thought it would've been more brittle."
Streak (GM)
Oh I have some treasures.
Takaanu
"Think with head, not skull"
Streak (GM)
1x Masterwork Buckler
24gp
Scroll of Detect Evil
Manu Palila
Hmmm.
Takaanu
who wants those?
Manu Palila
Fun fact.
Takaanu
also, Streak, could you make a party loot bag?
Manu Palila
None of us can use that scroll.
Streak (GM)
There's a handout for you already.
Manu Palila
So I'll just.
Take it for later.
Takaanu
Party Journal is for notes
not loots
Manu Palila
It can be both!
Just separate stuff out, it's fine.
Streak (GM)
It suuuure can.
Takaanu
also we don't have a half oni with a magic backpack to carry everything
so we ultimately have to spread things out a little more
Streak (GM)
You sure don't.
But let's sort that later.
Takaanu
door
Takaanu:Stealth
Check
26

I sneak in
Manu Palila
Please don't make me carry things.
I have 7 strength.
Lux
I just realized now but shouldn't Roche be a tiefling if she's half oni
Takaanu
no
Manu Palila
That would've ruined the surprise!
Takaanu
she's half Earth Yai
which is bigger
Manu Palila
Also oni are technically giants.
So it works out.
Streak (GM)
So, the tomb is open, and you all enter to what is possibly the most pointless map ever.
Takaanu
they wear giant skins
Lux
shrug
Manu Palila
Wow, what a map.
Lux
"
Manu Palila
It's beautiful.
Takaanu
but they are definitely outsiders of some type
Lux
Nice floor."
Manu Palila
"What marvelous tiling..."
Takaanu
I sneak downstairs to check it out
Streak (GM)
It's a small entrance room. There's some old graves indented into the wall, old carvings that have lost their beauty with age.
Some nature is sneaking through too.
Manu Palila
"Good ol' plants."
Takaanu
Takaanu:Perception
Check
23
Streak (GM)
Taka, you note that these graves have been looted, and are empty.
Takaanu
"Graves looted..."
Streak (GM)
Nothing left, here.
Lux
"Who would such an awful thing."
Takaanu heads downstairs then
Streak (GM)
There's a ton of tracks coming up and down these stairs too. Someone's been busy.
Roll stealth for me.
Takaanu
sneak down
Manu Palila
"You'd be surprised at the lack of respect some things have, Lux."
Takaanu
Takaanu:Stealth
Check
27
Streak (GM)
Pretty good.
Gimme a sec here...
Manu Palila
Nice organ sting, there.
Lux
holy jackerel
Streak (GM)
Taka descends and see's the room open up into a grand entrance.
Manu Palila
Oh my, look at all the gnolls!
Takaanu pokes his head back up the stairs and holds up 6 fingures
Streak (GM)
Everyone is quitely following her.
Manu Palila
With your... wings?
Takaanu
I HAVE TALONS
Manu Palila
Oh, right.
Takaanu
gah
Streak (GM)
The gnolls are all chatting, and don't notice you yet, but your position is quite open.
Takaanu
hmmm
I hide by the rock
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20+2 = 10+2 = 12
rolling 1d20+2 = 1+2 = 3
Manu Palila
Point of note: you do have to actually have things to hide behind to even use stealth rolls.
Streak (GM)
Geez, so distracted.
Takaanu
are they holding their weapons?
or are they on their belts?
Lux
I whisper.
Streak (GM)
They're holding their weapons.
Lux
"Anyone in need of some patching up?
Manu Palila
If you're out in the open, normally you're not allowed to make the roll at all.
Takaanu
shit
Manu Palila
"I'm quite good, thank you."
Takaanu
oh
then I shouldn't be here
Streak (GM)
I'll allow it this time, but good to know.
I'm not sure what your plan is though.
Takaanu
that's kinda why I'm behind the rock
Manu Palila
There's a reason there are fancy spells and feats that let you hide in plain sight.
Takaanu
I wanted to steal their weapons
Streak (GM)
One of them has their quiver on the floor.
Takaanu
which one?
Streak (GM)
The top one.
It still has a spear, though.
Takaanu
yeah no I'm not going over there
Streak (GM)
Sorry, the top rock one.
Manu Palila
For note, I want it to be known that Manu walks back outside for a bit and gets that mud again.
Takaanu
oh okay
I'll just
take that
Lux
I take out my falchion.
Streak (GM)
Slieght of Hand?
Takaanu
Takaanu:Sleight of Hand
Check
22
Lux
I don't have any buffs to cast, really so I'm gucci.
Takaanu
hmmm
Lux
brb
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20+2 = 19+2 = 21
Takaanu
that'll do
Streak (GM)
Oh, close.
You take the quiver.
Takaanu
what about the other one?
Streak (GM)
It's got about 15 arrows inside.
His is sensibly on his back.
Takaanu
I just want to make it harder for them to fight
Streak (GM)
Heading back?
Takaanu
I can use a shuriken to cut it off of his back
though...hmmm
Manu Palila
(it's also important to note that SoH can only steal things if you both beat their perception and DC 20- you're good for now but keep that in mind)
Streak (GM)
That's going to alert him for sure.
Takaanu
oh so I have to get about 20
eh...I'll just head back up
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20+2 = 5+2 = 7
Takaanu
motion for the others to come down in 6 seconds
Streak (GM)
These guys are the worst guards.
Everyone coming down?
Takaanu
aaaand sneak attack
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20+2 = 12+2 = 14
Manu Palila
Right, cool, I'm gonna animate this ball of mud quick.
Takaanu
god damn they are so bad at this
this guy dies now
Streak (GM)
You're all noticed.
Takaanu
Takaanu:Unarmed Flurry
Punch
23vs AC
Damage
7
Electric
6
Lethal Strike
12
Punch
23vs AC
Damage
4
Electric
2
Lethal Strike
7
Type:
B/S
Melee Notes: Lethal Strike +2d6
Otherwise: +2

Takaanu:Peck (Secondary)
Attack
20vs AC
Damage
2
Electric
3
Lethal Strike
5
Type:
P
Melee Notes: Lethal Strike +2d6
Otherwise: +2
Manu Palila
"Greetings!"
Streak (GM)
We have to roll init first.
Takaanu
surprise!!
no surprise round
I told them 6 seconds
Streak (GM)
Okay well that guy dies
Roll init
Takaanu
Takaanu:Initiative
Check:
10.08
Manu Palila
Manu Palila:Initiative
Check:
20.07
Lux
Lux:Initiative
Check:
17
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20+1 = 9+1 = 10
rolling 1d20+2 = 9+2 = 11
Manu Palila
(kahena's DR definitely wore off by the way)
Takaanu
fine by me
Streak (GM)
Manu is up first.
Manu Palila
Right, first things first.
Takaanu
well now the turn order broke for me...
Manu Palila
Yeah, same.
Streak (GM)
Boo!!
Lux
i see me and a gnoll
Streak (GM)
Hmm.
I wonder.
Lux
now theyre here
Takaanu
huh
Manu Palila
How many minutes has it been since that gnoll fight?
Probably more than 4.
Streak (GM)
Yeah.
About 5 or something.
From the looting and whatnot.
Manu Palila
Is all the stone here tiles and bricks?
Streak (GM)
It's all normal terrain, althoug that rock is a small cover.
Not enough to block attacks though.
Manu Palila
Right, so.
Takaanu
he's probably asking for spell reasons
Manu Palila
Yeah, I have a spell that only works on natural dirt/stone.
Lux
Dirt Bomb
Streak (GM)
Some dirt is exposed, anyway.
Lux
sharply lowers accuracy
Manu Palila
All four of those upper right boys need to make will saves.
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20 = 2 = 2
rolling 1d20 = 19 = 19
rolling 1d20 = 20 = 20
rolling 1d20 = 7 = 7
Manu Palila
The middle two save, the other two take...
rolling d2 = 1 = 1
Takaanu
two of them actually made it
Manu Palila
1 wis damage and are now shaken.
Streak (GM)
shaken...
Lux
not stirred
Streak (GM)
-2 to attack rolls, okay..
Manu Palila
There's a big ol' fog cloud over there that occasionally makes you see your worst nightmare.
Lux
Lux:Knowledge (Arcana)
Check
24
Takaanu
I'm guessing I don't want to move into that
Manu Palila
Not really, no.
It also gives partial concealment if you're not next to them.
Actually, I think the wisdom drain only hits the first time.
Streak (GM)
What are you checking, Lux?
Lux
What spell was that
Manu Palila
Oh, Haunting Mists.
CHARGE
Lux
How haunty
Manu Palila
[1d20+11] = 15+11 = 26
rolling d8+7 = 6+7 = 13
Kahena takes a big ol' bite.
I'm done!
Streak (GM)
Owch.
Takaanu
go Lux
Streak (GM)
He really hated that.
Lux
Can I charge this one.
Streak (GM)
Yeah sure.
Lux
I Power Attack, as per usual
Lux:Sobekhotep
Attack
11vs AC
Damage
8
Type:
S
Melee Notes: Power Attack:
-2 to hit, +6 to damage
Weapon Notes: Keen falchion (attuned)
Manu Palila
Oof.
Lux
yowch
Streak (GM)
He ducks just in time.
Manu Palila
9 sure doesn't hit.
Takaanu
charge is +2 but
Streak (GM)
He's very afraid though.
Manu Palila
Oh, fair.
Takaanu
yeah that only cancels the power attack
Manu Palila
Keep forgetting that charge bonus.
Takaanu
right so
I'll just
5-foot step
STUNNING FIST
at the start of my full attack
Takaanu:Unarmed Flurry
Punch
19vs AC
Damage
2
Electric
1
Lethal Strike
8
Punch
9vs AC
Damage
6
Electric
2
Lethal Strike
8
Type:
B/S
Melee Notes: Lethal Strike +2d6
Otherwise: +2
Takaanu
Takaanu:Peck (Secondary)
Attack
20vs AC
Damage
1
Electric
5
Lethal Strike
8
Type:
P
Melee Notes: Lethal Strike +2d6
Otherwise: +2

well
Manu Palila
So that first attack isn't an attack.
Streak (GM)
Two hits.
Takaanu
no lethal strike on the first attack
oh it is an attack
Stunning Fist is added to attacks
make a fort save
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20+4 = 18+4 = 22
Takaanu
that'll do it...
no stun, so no sneak attack damage
Manu Palila
This is a hearty gnoll.
Takaanu
still got electric damage though
Takaanu:Stunning FistFeats
Source Ur-Warrior (5)
Frequency
5/5Per day
Save
Fort DC16
Can stun opponents
Description:You must declare that you are using this feat before you make your attack roll (thus, a failed attack roll ruins the attempt). Stunning Fist forces a foe damaged by your unarmed attack to make a Fortitude saving throw (DC 10 + 1/2 your character level + your Wis modifier), in addition to dealing damage normally. A defender who fails this saving throw is stunned for 1 round (until just before your next turn). A stunned character drops everything held, can’t take actions, loses any Dexterity bonus to AC, and takes a –2 penalty to AC. You may attempt a stunning attack once per day for every four levels you have attained (but see Special), and no more than once per round. Constructs, oozes, plants, undead, incorporeal creatures, and creatures immune to critical hits cannot be stunned.
Streak (GM)
How much is that then...
Manu Palila
That's 9 damage.
Takaanu
just for reference
Manu Palila
Added for you.
Streak (GM)
Okay then.
Takaanu
3+5
err 3+6
Manu Palila
Yep.
Streak (GM)
It's stunned, but not like that.
Manu Palila
Gasp!
He poked me!
Streak (GM)
Gnoll attack!!
Takaanu
so does he step back and prepare his bow?
Manu Palila
There are many other gnolls who can go first.
Streak (GM)
No, it'll use it's spear instead.
Takaanu
well aright
do your other gnoll stuff though
Streak (GM)
Attack on you first.
rolling 1d20+3 = 12+3 = 15
Takaanu
no
Streak (GM)
Yeah no.
Takaanu kicks the spear away
Takaanu
"No"
Streak (GM)
No you don't.
:b
Takaanu
its a block
my entire AC is monk bullshit
(it was just flavor)
Streak (GM)
This one moves up here and opens this door.
This one attacks the dino.
rolling 1d20+3 = 10+3 = 13
Nope?
Manu Palila
That is not a 21, so no.
Streak (GM)
...Really gotta step this up huh.
Manu Palila
Little bit, unfortunately.
Takaanu
what CR are Gnolls?
Streak (GM)
1...
Manu Palila
You should've learned, my dude!
Streak (GM)
I thought numbers would help.
Takaanu
yeah that is not going to do anything to level 5 characters
Manu Palila
Numbers don't do anything but divide our hits.
Takaanu
you forgot the golden rule, it don't matter if it can't hit anything
Manu Palila
You- holy shit it's mopp
Takaanu
MOOOOOOOOPP
Streak (GM)
Top one fires at Lux.
Takaanu
holy shit you've arrived
are you alright?
Steven Q.
just
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20+1 = 7+1 = 8
Steven Q.
kill me
please
Streak (GM)
It whizzes past his head.
Takaanu
Takaanu:Unarmed Strike
Attack
9vs AC
Damage
3
Electric
4
Lethal Strike
6
Type:
B/S
Melee Notes: Lethal Strike +2d6
Otherwise: +2
Streak (GM)
And indents into the tomb wall.
Takaanu
Takaanu does not punch Mopp
Streak (GM)
And the final Gnoll...
rolling 1d20+3 = 20+3 = 23
rolling 1d20+3 = 14+3 = 17
Manu Palila
For future reference, Streak; I would highly advise against ever using enemies more than 2 CR below our APL.
Harika Atesh
i don't even know if I deserve to be here
Takaanu
you healed a person
Manu Palila
Well, you're down there at the bottom.
Takaanu
that was good
Streak (GM)
Of course you do, I love you, Mopp.
Manu Palila
Currently standing in front of me!
Takaanu
we're just worried
Harika Atesh
but look what I've done
Streak (GM)
We'll fill you in after the fight here.
Harika Atesh
okay
Takaanu
you got here and you seem to not be dead so
Harika Atesh
you're all so forgiving
Streak (GM)
Anyway, is that a crit or not?
Takaanu
I am in blunt bird mode so
Manu Palila
You are much less asleep than we thought.
Streak (GM)
It isnt!
rolling 1d8+3 = 2+3 = 5
Manu Palila
Against Lux, I don't believe so.
Streak (GM)
5 damage to Lux.
It was very close though.
Lux
ow
Streak (GM)
That'd have been 15 instead.
Manu Palila
Good thing you're here, bud, it's Harika's turn soon.
Streak (GM)
It's her turn now.
Manu Palila
Oh, now.
Streak (GM)
So you have a number of Gnolls.
One is jolting out the top door.
Lux
This chamber is heart shaped
almost
Streak (GM)
Just as a note.
Lux
cute
Streak (GM)
The tomb...of Love
Lux
"You'll regret that!"
Gnoll 1
piss off but in gnoll
Lux
which one is 1
Manu Palila
All of them.
Gnoll 1
Whichever needs to be at that moment.
Harika Atesh
ok I think someone might have to take my turn for me because I will be here for another hour working out how my character operates
lord knows you know better than me
Takaanu
you dance, you magic
Manu Palila
You dance and beat things up by being beautiful.
Streak (GM)
You have some spells, or you can heal dance.
In a 30ft radius.
Harika Atesh
anyone need it?
Streak (GM)
I think its 1d6?
Lux just took 5 damage but that's it.
These boys is hardy.
Harika Atesh
ok
Streak (GM)
You can also just chop.
Manu Palila
You can just run in and stab a dude.
Streak (GM)
Your attack roll with the temple sword is pretty good.
Harika Atesh
one moment
Streak (GM)
The leftmost one is actually quite hurt.
Harika Atesh
where's the north one going again?
out the window??
Streak (GM)
Out the door.
Takaanu
into the north room
Streak (GM)
It leads further into the tomb.
Harika Atesh
"You're not going anywhere, Dogbreath!"
I fire ny bow at north one
Manu Palila
(plus this way i get to add mopp to the session tracker to continue his remarkable attendance)
Streak (GM)
Roll for attack!
Harika Atesh
druf don't stab me in the heart
Manu Palila
:P
Takaanu
(this might be why Mopp doesn't think he has good attendance)
Harika Atesh
Harika Atesh:Shortbow
Attack
22vs AC
Damage
6
Streak (GM)
Yowch.
Takaanu
hmmm that is a good roll
Harika Atesh
this is with the legacy arrow
Manu Palila
Oh dang.
Streak (GM)
Your arrow hits it's leg, and it stumbles and falls.
It's still alive, though.
It screams quite loud.
Roll Sense Motive, guys.
Harika Atesh
"Yeah, that's what I thought"
Lux
Lux:Sense Motive
Check
8
Manu Palila
Manu Palila:Sense Motive
Check
19
Takaanu
Takaanu:Sense Motive
Check
7
Manu Palila
Rats, a 4.
Harika Atesh
Harika Atesh:Sense Motive
Check
9
Streak (GM)
Okay, Manu gets the sense that it wasn't screaming in pain.
Harika Atesh
i like your colorful rolls
Manu Palila
"It's calling out to something deeper in the tomb..."
Streak (GM)
And it's Manu's turn.
Manu Palila
Good, he's still in range.
First things first, let's make sure that gnoll doesn't move next turn.
Takaanu
"Bwawk! More?"
Manu Palila
Go, mud buddy!
Harika Atesh
did you leave my elephant outside or has he been kidnapped
or eaten
Manu Palila
We don't have a pog for him yet.
Harika Atesh
ok
Takaanu
no elephant pog apparently?
Manu Palila
Or more specifically, we do, but it hasn't been added.
What's that gnoll's CMD, streak?
Streak (GM)
I'll get that sorted for next time.
It's...15
Manu Palila
rolling d20+12 = 9+12 = 21
The mud buddy charges at him, crashing into his legs and knocking him to the floor!
Streak (GM)
Muddy...buddy...
He's quite startled.
Manu Palila
Next, full attack with Kahena.
Lux
Blub's son
Manu Palila
[1d20+9] = 8+9 = 17[1d20+3] = 2+3 = 5[1d20+3] = 14+3 = 17
Streak (GM)
Two hits.
Manu Palila
rolling d8+d4+12 = 4+2+12 = 18
Then, hm...
I am starting to run low on spells.
Takaanu
You've got an Owl in the wings
Streak (GM)
I mean, is there more, he's quite dead.
Manu Palila
Oh no, he's gone.
Takaanu
yeah stop using all your spells on knolls
Manu Palila
Right, rushing in and scimitar-ing then.
Lux
Is the boss gonna be called Beyonce Gnolls
Manu Palila
rolling d20+9 = 8+9 = 17
rolling d6+6 = 6+6 = 12
Streak (GM)
God
maybe.
Takaanu
yay flank buddy
Manu Palila
I slash the archer boy in the back.
I'm done!
Streak (GM)
Owch.
Harika Atesh
I forgot we were level 5
Manu Palila
We are indeed.
Streak (GM)
It's life is forfeit.
Lux
Me! Me! Me!
Streak (GM)
So it is.
Manu Palila
Streak is now learning the lesson that six CR 1 enemies don't really make a great CR 5 encounter.
Takaanu
I'll just be over here
actually, here
Lux
Power Attack
Takaanu
oh shit I forgot the turn order
Manu Palila
:P
Takaanu
I am sorry
Lux
Lux:Sobekhotep
Attack
9vs AC
Damage
8
Type:
S
Melee Notes: Power Attack:
-2 to hit, +6 to damage
Weapon Notes: Keen falchion (attuned)
Manu Palila
Oh no!
Lux
This is great.
Streak (GM)
Actually you two are in the wrong order but we'll just leave it.
Takaanu
curse the dice!
Streak (GM)
Confirm?
Takaanu
no I mean
Lux
Lux:Sobekhotep
Attack
20vs AC
Damage
11
Type:
S
Melee Notes: Power Attack:
-2 to hit, +6 to damage
Weapon Notes: Keen falchion (attuned)
Takaanu
he did roll higher, you just gave me a bigger number
Manu Palila
Good, no crit fail.
Now Taka can go.
Takaanu
okay now I am here
Streak (GM)
You mess up your swing from the spear pain you recieved a few seconds ago, but manage to keep it together.
Lux
My keen weapon is so bad. Why this.
Takaanu
Takaanu:Sleight of Hand
Check
28
Harika Atesh
too sharp
Takaanu
make your perception roll
Streak (GM)
rolling 1d20+2 = 19+2 = 21
So close.
Takaanu
yeah you actually had no hope
you can't crit skill rolls
Takaanu:Shuriken
Attack
23vs AC
Damage
1
Lethal Strike
10
Type:
P

Takaanu:Shuriken
Attack
13vs AC
Damage
2
Lethal Strike
7
Type:
P
Streak (GM)
I feel like I should be allowed to, given the odds I'm up against here, but sure.
Takaanu
he's FF
and Ki Strike
for more shuriken
Streak (GM)
What does that mean?
Takaanu
20 damage if that second one hits
he's Flat Footed
Flat footed AC
Streak (GM)
The Ki Strike I mean
Takaanu
I spend ki to make one additional attack at max BAB
Streak (GM)
Oh, okay.
Yes, that's two hits then.
Manu Palila
Could've sworn that was only during flurries, but alright.
Takaanu
I don't have flurries
Manu Palila
Oh, true.
Streak (GM)
You land the star right in it's throat.
Own.
Owch.
Takaanu
oh its only in full attacks
there it is
yeah okay the second star didn't happen
Streak (GM)
:b
Takaanu
just 11 damage
Streak (GM)
Harika's up.
Harika Atesh
where did we put the fuckin bardic things in the sheet
Streak (GM)
Um, feats I think
Somewhere in that section.
Takaanu
I recommend keeping a list of the things you can do on a notepad or something
just as a reminder
Harika Atesh
hmm
Streak (GM)
Look at all those...chickens.
Harika Atesh
i don't have control over my pog
Streak (GM)
nooooo
Harika Atesh
guess this is my punishment
Takaanu
this happened to all of us before
Streak (GM)
Drag your sheet onto the board
Manu Palila
Oh right, this.
Streak (GM)
from the library
That should be good.
Harika Atesh
ok
ok stay in character
Manu Palila
Hang out with my owl pal.
Harika Atesh
quick question
using dances is a full-fround action
Takaanu
if its like bards its a standard action
if its some special thing than maybe
Harika Atesh
ok so it's pavane which is full-round
Manu Palila
Some of her dances are FRAs, yes.
Harika Atesh
ok I use a swift action to activate Predator's Grace
giving me 15ft more floor to run
so I high step over here
Manu Palila
(he has -4 AC due to being on the ground)
Streak (GM)
What a guy.
Harika Atesh
thank you
and I chop him up
Streak (GM)
Brutal.
Harika Atesh
Harika Atesh:Grayflame Temple Sword
Attack
22vs AC
Damage
13
Type:
S
Weapon Notes: Trip (drop on failure instead of going prone)
Streak (GM)
He's out.
Manu Palila
Sorry I pre-tripped him.
Harika Atesh
s'alright
Streak (GM)
Mud Buddy celebrates the bloodshed.
Harika Atesh takes the arrow back
Manu Palila
Oh, Mud Buddy is gone.
The spell discharges when he trips someone.
He just slams into their legs in a suicide charge.
Streak (GM)
Mud Buddy...gave his life?
Takaanu
Manu turn go
Lux
...Is that the spell's name.
Streak (GM)
Sniff...
Harika Atesh
he'll be back
Manu Palila
Mud Buddy is the name of the spell, yes.
Lux
Amazing
Takaanu
I did not thing you were serious
but okay
Manu Palila
I mean, it's a 2nd level spell, so yes he will definitely be back later.
Once I get my spell slots back.
Right, so.
Takaanu
spino go?
Manu Palila
I'm gonna just tap Kahena on the shoulder and cast a spell on him.
CHAAAARGE
Takaanu
stop burnign spells!
also take out the guy to the north
Manu Palila
Uh, are you sure?
Takaanu
"Deal with this guy! He's got his vitals to a wall"
I can't sneak attack him
Manu Palila
I was gonna deal with the guy next to a door.
Streak (GM)
You could just stab him in the normal fashion.
Manu Palila
He seems like a more credible threat.
Takaanu
I can sneak attack him though
Manu Palila
Well, just go stab the guy up there normally.
Takaanu
you know what
just do it
its gnolls
kill the shaken guy
Manu Palila
[1d20+9] = 9+9 = 18[1d20+3] = 10+3 = 13[1d20+3] = 20+3 = 23
[1d20+3] = 16+3 = 19
Lux
"My, seems like you're pretty popular, Mister Gnoll."
Takaanu
also I don't have a stabbing implement
Manu Palila
rolling d8+2d6+17 = 4+1+1+17 = 23
Streak (GM)
Two hits then, one crit.
Manu Palila
Aww.
Oh well.
I'm done.
Streak (GM)
The dino charges into it and clamps down.
Lux!
Takaanu
right so
Lux
I. regular attack
Takaanu
I remembered this time
Lux
Lux:Sobekhotep
Attack
11vs AC
Damage
8
Type:
S
Melee Notes: Power Attack:
-2 to hit, +6 to damage
Weapon Notes: Keen falchion (attuned)
Streak (GM)
Rol.....
Takaanu
huh
Manu Palila
Lux...
Takaanu
while you guys are playing up there I'm just gonna
Streak (GM)
It desperately dodges the attack.
Takaanu
is this door locked/
?
Streak (GM)
No.
Takaanu
I'll open it then
Lux
thisisfine.hpg
jpg
Streak (GM)
I assume that's your turn, then.
Takaanu
opening a door is...what kind of action?
I can't remember if its swift or standard
Lux
move
Manu Palila
move
Streak (GM)
Standard probably.
Takaanu
move???
Streak (GM)
Well, you're done in any case.
Takaanu
eh I'll just open the door
what is inside?
Manu Palila
More gnolls.
Takaanu
Takaanu:Perception
Check
29
Streak (GM)
The Gnoll is desperate, and swings its bow at Lux.
rolling 1d20-1 = 11-1 = 10
Manu Palila
See, I told you! It works!
Streak (GM)
It does nothing.
Manu Palila
Bow-whipping!
Streak (GM)
Hari?
Lux
"Heh heh. You an archer?"
Harika Atesh
one sec
yeah ok
acrobatics check to see if I vault over the... cow ornament? and pot
Streak (GM)
..Sure.
Roll acro.
Harika Atesh
Harika Atesh:Acrobatics
Check
23
Streak (GM)
You pass.
Are you attacking as well?
Harika Atesh
yay
and I slash at the gnolll
Harika Atesh:Grayflame Temple Sword
Attack
13vs AC
Damage
14
Type:
S
Weapon Notes: Trip (drop on failure instead of going prone)
Manu Palila
That's arguably a 15.
Because flanking.
Streak (GM)
One final yelp of pain, the Gnoll slumps to the ground, dead.
Manu Palila
Oh, good.
Takaanu
cool
Streak (GM)
You also break a pot.
Manu Palila
CRASH
Streak (GM)
You absolute bastard.
Harika Atesh
"Hah! well tha-YEOWCH!"
Takaanu
its tradition
"Shush"
"Too loud"
Streak (GM)
It's full of dead people's ashes, probably.
Harika Atesh
"stupid frail clay..."
Streak (GM)
Taka...you see.
Not much. This is the start of a larger room.
Manu Palila
He sees... the end of the session...
Takaanu peaks his head around the corner
Streak (GM)
Yeah we're about to end I think
Lux
CLIFFHANG
Takaanu
too many gnolls
Streak (GM)
What's around the corner???
Takaanu
I must know
Streak (GM)
Find out next time.
Oh, wait.
Manu Palila
I have 5 1st level spell slots, and 1 each of 2nd and 3rd.
Takaanu
ah, there it is
the Victory Theme
Manu Palila
I'm still doing ok.
And I haven't used either of my wild shape charges.
Takaanu
I keep telling you to not use every spell you have
on gnolls
they cannot even tough us
touch
Lux
It's fine
Streak (GM)
I'll let you know, you may have a resting opportunity soon.
Harika Atesh
but we want to feel powerful
Manu Palila
What's the point of having all these cool powers if I can't pointlessly waste them!
Takaanu
:P
waste them in style at least then
Streak (GM)
So feel free to keep being cool.
Manu Palila
Don't tell me wasting a 3rd level spell slot on gnolls, it's classy.
Call Lightning is such a fun spell.
Streak (GM)
I mean, you can just rest in this place, it's not the most dangerous place.
Demon castle it ain't.
Harika Atesh stretches
Manu Palila
I'm gonna go take a nap on this dirt.
Takaanu is low to the ground, turns his head around the corner cautiously
Harika Atesh
"so, anyone wanna remind me why we're here again?"
Takaanu
"Quakes"
Harika Atesh
"my memory isn't so good"
"cool"
Streak (GM)
Yeah I was gonna say do that.
Takaanu
"Quakes happening, magic aura underground"
"Going underground through here"
Nera
You met this lady at the inn, who posted the job.
Harika Atesh
"oh-kay, blue jay"
Manu Palila
Earthquakes, inn, angus macdonald, dire wolf, pacifist playthrough, tomb of gnolls.
Takaanu
"Small wizard said this is good way down"
Ewin
And this fella here explained that he thinks the quakes are coming from inside the tomb!!
Harika Atesh
oh boy
Takaanu
"Not a blue jay. I'm a Tengu"
Ewin
Or underground, at the very leas.
Manu Palila
Well, technically he said that the quakes are coming from deep underground, and that this tomb is a good way to get depe.
deep*
Streak (GM)
I mean you have absolutely ruined the pacsifist playthough now.
Manu Palila
Also it just so happens to be guarded by CE hyenamen so.
Harika Atesh
tfw it's three hundred feet left of the lowest level chamber
Manu Palila
I have earth glide!
Wait, shit, that's level 6.
Streak (GM)
suprise sans undertale is in the next room
Takaanu
we don't though
Manu Palila
Anyway, I'm declaring this nap time.
Harika Atesh
well if you'd said first then MAYBE I wouldn't have joyously beheaded a crippled foe :P
Streak (GM)
You all did a lot of murder here today, but these guys are CE so don't worry about it.
Takaanu
the others were just wolves who got spooked
Manu Palila
Mostly because I may still have to be up early tomorrow for more gaming.
Takaanu
we didn't want to kill the wolves
Manu Palila
So I'm off to bed!
Harika Atesh
byee
Takaanu
Night Manu
Streak (GM)
I hope you all enjoyed!
Takaanu
I'm off to dinner
Enjoyed, but too many Gnolls
Manu Palila
Next time, maybe we don't steamroll the encounters?
Streak (GM)
Please leave feedback in the comments below.
Lux
This good. Streak.
Manu Palila
Is good.
Harika Atesh
and I'm off to penitent myself
Manu Palila
Tiles are good.
Takaanu
I suspect that'll be different by the time we play again
the tiles are very nice
Lux
Even though I hit only once today.
Takaanu
very FE
Streak (GM)
By the way, I will be adjusting the future encounters now. :b
Manu Palila
All the gnolls will have been mysteriously replaced by mariliths.
Takaanu
thought so
just give them templates
Manu Palila
Good byeeeeee
Streak (GM)
I mean, there were tougher things ahead anyway
just gonna beef em up a teeny bit
Takaanu
righto
night Streak
Streak (GM)
night!