i roll on the slot machine
rolling 3d6 = 3+2+4 = 9
lux no
don't accrue more debts!
`guys I lost all our savings playing solitaire``
for surely
how is everyone doing
I am alright
dealing with summoning sickness
I am tapped until the next round
a golurk before a mopp? unheard of
where is that rascal
Mopp is our dancing girl we need him
hes also our only actual conversationalist
and we're about to have a scene all about talking
We should probably just start.
Session 45.
What time is it in the game
It's around late afternoon now.
So yes, you found Jeffrey, and had a chat.
Now you're here to talk to Thira, to potentially convince her to drop the debt.
Or something? That's up to you.
we really need a Face character for this
Oh this is a sidequest probably
Not gonna lie: I still don't actually know what we're trying to talk to her for.
gotta convince her that Jeffrey can pay his debt with information
he won't leave unless he feels safe
Yeah it's actually dangerous if we let it slip where the mage is hiding
Jeffrey gave you a piece of blackmail on some high ranking official. He says to propose Jeffrey work off the debt instead.
Right, yeah, the information thing.
In any case, you've entered the casino, and that guard greets you again.
"We're back! In pog form!"
"Yes, Hello"
Takaanu leans over to Manu
"I just gotta pat you down for magic items..."
He awkwardly pats you all down.
Takaanu is soft and fluffy
Of course, you left your items at the door, so you're all clear.
We're all wearing ool suits
"Alright, then. I assume you're here to see the boss?"
"Of course, if you'd like to play some games..."
"There have been, developments, we could discuss."
Takaanu drags Lux onward
We can try to play real blackjack this time.
"Are there any new machines since we last went here?"
"It's been less than a day, so no."
"Hmm..."
"Well, anyway, follow me."
"Is okay for guard to leave post?"
You follow the man up to Thira's quarters.
'Follow me', he says as the PCs are already ahead of him.
There are more guards, this is just the only one with a face.
yeah I guess that makes sense
"Visitors, your bossliness."
Takaanu should not be in front
They're all horrible assassins.
"Yes, very good. Thank you, Guard Jones."
someone fetch Harika
and get Manu out of the wall
is that a wall?
I'm not sure what the brown tiles are
ohhhh
okay
The check is just like, a carpet?
It's all open to interpretation.
I interpreted it as a wall
"So, you're back. I assume you have results?"
can't trust my silly bird eyes
uhh
UHH
who's talking?
"Have you found that scampering little fool?2
cough
someone???
who is has more than 7 charisma
Don't be nervous.
I'm a lovely person, really.
"I think it's safe to say that we have found something on someone!"
"That's such an odd sentence."
"That is accurate statement"
"Why are you all so nervous?"
"Found person"
"Has deal "
Takaanu pulls out the letter
"I know I'm imposing but try to compose yourself."
"I apologize, your language has so many quirks. So many loandwords."
"Diviner offer information"
"To pay debt with"
"...Ugh, I knew he'd sweet talk you."
"So you did find him! Lovely."
"Hard to get man to move when he is scared"
"Should have just picked him up."
"Can't pull spell out of man"
"Need his magic"
"So, uh. This information? What's he offering here?"
"I mean I already knew this."
She crumples up the paper and tosses it aside.
"Said he knew more things"
"This bodes poorly..."
I'm not sure I believe that statement.
"He wants to trade information for the debt he owes?"
"Yes"
I am checking to see if she's hiding something
like if she did or didn'- oh thank you
I didn't think that we would be this straightforward.
She's so incredibly secretive that your secret senses overload.
I didn't think any of us would be doing any talking!
you guys let the bird talk
I think we should have gotten our stories straight, with more half truths so we don't have to make Bluff checks.
She appears to be considering it.
I assumed our actual diplomat would be here to do the interfacing.
She's silent at the moment.
"Diviner good for information"
"In general"
If you'd like to say anything to sway her, go ahead.
"Information is power"
"More power is good, yes?"
Yes, of course, those diplomacy checks we can all definitely make.
Takaanu is Wis and Int, he can't do Cha
It doesn't have to be a skill roll, if you can genuinely think of something convincing to say that works too.
"It's like teaching a man how to fish!"
"Information likely more valuable than debt"
"Did good to hide him"
"If we convince him to do a service to you, will net you more wealth in the long run."
"Hrm."
"And if I refuse? Will you disclose his location to me?"
"We just have to write up a legally binding contract, probably."
"Need him alive"
"And you lose good information"
"Realistically, we have a particular need for him to be available, and also alive."
"I was never going to kill him, although I'm glad that I've been so intimidating."
"Dead men can't pay debts."
"Better for him to do what he does than like... scrub floors."
"Probably not good gladiator"
"Better as Diviner"
"Just wants promise of safety"
"Well, this is all a moot point anyway."
"Here he is now."
"Well that was anticlimactic"
"They led me right to him."
"Cool, so, uh, time to leave I guess."
"Oho! Isn't that fun?"
"Bring him over."
"It appears we have been. Bamboozled."
"So. Thought you could hide from me?"
(how did we not see her?)
"Honestly, is this how you react to all problems?"
(two of us have huge Perception scores)
invisibility too probably
god damn it
right so
I guess we see how this goes
until it goes poorly
"Why you do that"
"Not good time to do that"
"Where's the popcorn machine."
"Dramatic too! Yeesh."
"No one hides from me. Your friends here have told me about your offer."
"I guess I can use you."
"It's all true by the way!"
"But you work for me now."
"We didn't roll for Bluff even once!"
"I do not have dice to roll"
(boy i sure hope they werent invis'd because i have see invisibility at will)
(I keep losing my speech pattern)
also dang, nice
good spell, Manu
or good ability
Given that she's a guard here, she probably just kept an eye on your rough location.
But she would never tell.
can we play megalovania again
"That said."
"I don't really consider your service worth 20,000 gold."
"I can't pay the rest, damnit! I'm a small business owner! Wizard business tax is a bitch!"
I am sensing that this is quickly going downhill
Maybe they should have taken this to court.
"...I'll absolve the rest if your friends here do me a little favour."
"Eh?"
Takaanu tilts his head to the side
"You four. You are adventurers, yes?"
"I hope it involves fighting because that's what we're mostly good at."
"I take it you know how to fight?"
"Very good at fight, yes?"
"As you'd put it."
"I'd say rather commensurate, but sure."
Takaanu is mildly offended
"They'll do it! They're my swellest chums!"
He puts his arms around you both.
"Maybe not the swellest."
"We met the swellest guy just a while ago."
"This won't take long."
"I have a little project I've been working on."
"Need some help testing it."
"I'd use the guards, but I need them intact."
"Good to know you care so much for them"
"...How's that, forboding enough?"
"(i don't think i like what she's implying)"
"Usual amount of forboading"
I'm expecting some form of construct
"I got this big golem. Fight it for me."
or experiment
oh good
I can sneak attacck that
See, I told you we were just gonna do a big arena tournament thing!
Gosh, wonder how you knew that.
I'm onto you!
Takaanu was expecting some kind of moral dilemma
Wait, do you already have that map made?
he's also itching to fight something
I've been explicitly not looking at the maps like you asked!
Anyway let's go punch a rock or something.
be mindful of what element you use
some golems absorb damage types
"Good. I'll let you all rest, and I can get it ready. We fight tomorrow."
actually Takaanu wouldn't know that
(if it's, like, an actual golem by name I am so screwed)
Thira leaves with Jeffrey to another room.
there are a lot of different golem types
(actual golems are immune to all directed magic)
oh god what happened why is jeff HERE
"Will we have audience?"
turns out we were followed, Harika
"Honestly, traipsing around with those giant animals, of course I knew where you were..."
IS THIS THE PREICE I PAY FOR MY HUBRIS
despite out absurdly good perception
"Not blaming you"
"Did job"
She escorts you out of Thira's chambers, back to the club floor."
Harika, you met with Thira and discussed Jeffrey's offer.
After considering it, one of her guards showed up with Jeffrey in tow.
She accepts Jeffrey's offer to work for her anyway.
But doesn't consider him worth 20k gold.
so now we're testing a golem of her's
So she's asked you all to fight her project to make up for it.
The fight begins tomorrow at noon.
High noon.
So you can all go rest now if you like, or play some games.
I can't tell if you're correcting yourself or making a pun
the latter ' 3'
Takaanu drags Lux away from the slots
streak did you spend precious time making new or polished gambling minigames for us?
he made a shiny golem minigame
we can go and get some real rest
i actually did
this should be fun
I keep wanting to say "prepare appropriate spells"
forgetting im a fuckin spontaneous girl
you aren't a prepared caster
spontaneous in all senses of the word
I'm probably just gonna prepare lots of buffs.
I'll prepare the spell fist
Pretty sure like 90% of my damage spells hit SR so I'll just, uh, not use those.
its my best spell until I level up again
By the way, you can bring the animals with you.
you have dinosaur so you should be fine
She should have mentioned that.
I'll just ride on Akamai's back and survey the battlefield.
"My goodness! Are you still here?"
She hasn't left the building at all this entire time.
"Heh...I live whereever I please..."
She's just been sleeping on the barstools.
"Good response."
Takaanu buys a drink
"One Local Brand coming up."
shockingly, that brand is not local, its from the next country over
Anyway, that's enough skits.
One Beer (tm) for you, sir.
You awake in the morning and prepare your things.
its time
we'll finally get to level up after this I'm so excited
Takaanu sends a quick prayer to Aegirran
One of Thira's guards arrives and escorts you to a small rundown arena near the casino area.
i gotta get some stuff ready so sit tight
Manu Palila makes sure to get Kahena and Akamai ready.
Harika Atesh sees if the legacy arrow is relevant on this level or the next one
its either 7 or 8 its gets the cool shit on
At level 6 it becomes Distance, so it goes insanely far.
At level 9 it gets Seeking.
Which lets it completely ignore concealment checks, provided you're still firing at the right square.
Note that it only has these powers for one shot per day.
Until level 11, when it recharges every 10 minutes.
Feel free to rearrange yourselves.
can i cast buffs on myself first
She will allow this.
Not that close.
On this general side, I mean.
Takaanu cracks his knuckles
Wait we can't destroy it right.
What are we gonna do?
that's a good question
what does she want us to actually do to it?
"You all look ready."
"We will fight until I call ceasefire."
"I am going to fight lethally, though, I'll try to not to kill any of you."
Imma stay with my flank buddy, I think
"Likewise, please attack with all you have."
"Appreciated"
Takaanu sets his talons to Lethal
"Also, wave to Jeffrey."
Takaanu waves
She climbs inside.
Manu Palila puts a bunch of buffs on Kahena.
Ready?
""
Manu Palila pulls out his sword.
Takaanu, signing in, ready when you are
Harika Atesh gets out the bow
"Then let's begin!" The mech begins moving, and fires something from it's back.
Four small toy golems fire out and land in various spots.
rolling 1d20-1 = 13-1 = 12
"golette" good lord streak
Isn't this from Super paper mario?
it sounds like a Paper Mario
i should actually cast them for the log
| Divine Favor |
| Paladin,1 |
| Evocation |
| V, S, DF |
| Personal |
| You |
| 1 minute |
| Rolls |
| Caster Level Check +4 |
| =16 |
| Concentration Check +9 |
| =16 |
| Cast Defensively |
| 17 |
| Calling upon the strength and wisdom of a deity, you gain a +1 luck bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls for every three caster levels you have (at least +1, maximum +3). The bonus doesn't apply to spell damage. |
| Weapon of Awe |
| Paladin,2 |
| Transmutation |
| V, S, DF |
| Touch |
| Weapon touched |
| 1 minute/level |
| 0 |
| Rolls |
| Caster Level Check +4 |
| =14 |
| + |
| =em/em19 |
| Concentration Check +9 |
| =14 |
| Cast Defensively |
| 19 |
| You transform a single weapon into an awe-inspiring instrument. The weapon gains a +2 sacred bonus on damage rolls, and if the weapon scores a critical hit, the target of that critical hit becomes shaken for 1 round with no saving throw. This is a mind-affecting fear effect. A ranged weapon affected by this spell applies these effects to its ammunition.You can't cast this spell on a natural weapon, but you can cast it on an unarmed strike. |
| Cloak of the hedge wizard |
| Shoulders |
| The cloak grants its wearer the ability to use a certain number of spells on command (caster level 1st) based on its school of magic. It also grants the wearer the ability to use prestidigitation on command and at will. |
| at will—mage hand; 1/day—enlarge person, expeditious retreat |
I feel sorry for the logifier
You can just say the names!
rolling 1d20+7 = 3+7 = 10
| Arcane WeaponClass Features |
| Source Paladin (7) |
| Frequency |
| red"[0] |
| 1 AR |
| As a standard action, the arcanist can expend 1 point from her arcane reservoir to enhance her weapon (up to +1). |
I'm casting Vine Strike, Barkskin, and Greater Magic Fang on Kahena.
enlarged, divine favor, weapon of awe, and keen weapon
As always, Manu is up first.
I am so upset
crit fails...
Man, uh.
Alright, first let's just rush Kahena in.
OH GEEZ
rolling d20+15 = 6+15 = 21
Biting at the tiny guy.
rolling 3d6+14 = 2+2+4+14 = 22
And then, just to check...
I'm going to cast Call Lightning on the big guy.
So, reflex save.
It bounces off and hits Lux, killing him instantly.
rolling 3d6 = 5+3+5 = 13
13 electric damage to the big guy.
And I'm done.
Alright, I expected as much.
Did the little guy take the full 22?
"Alright I REALLY didnt expect this so, w/e!"
"Tembo, move up!"
| Slam |
| Attack |
| 26vs AC |
| Damage |
| 12 |
at on by an elephant
*sat
Tembo smacks the toy with his trunk
what are the rocky tiles
those arent walls are they
the rocks or the cracked ground?
The rocks can provide partial cover assuming you're normal sized.
Pillars are here too.
I just realized...this is a Maplestory golem isn't it?
It is!
With some custom parts, of course.
gosh that's a burst of nostalgia right there
as tembo passed me by, I cast magic fang on him
don't add it to the roll he made
that was my fault for being tardy
Is Harika doing anything else?
movin
elephants provide cover right?
You can't really get cover from allies.
Probably a teamwork feat for that...
oh well I'm here now end turn
I mean it'll block line of sight I guess.
Ka-slam.
rolling 1d20+15 = 20+15 = 35
rolling 1d20+15 = 5+15 = 20
(also technically allies do give you soft cover but nobody ever uses that rule)
also holy shit that is a hard hitting golem
rolling 2d6+15 = 3+5+15 = 23
Is that a confim?
I don't have his AC on me
You can check his sheet!
And remember he has -1 AC, assuming he charged.
AC is 25
for tembo
i did not charge
you can heal at least
Tembo is... actually severely hurt by the robot
rolling 1d20+11 = 9+11 = 20
Then the other one attacks too.
rolling 1d20+11 = 10+11 = 21
rolling 1d20+11 = 10+11 = 21
His AC is currently 26 (27 normally, he took a penalty for charging).
1/400, so pretty unlikely.
rolling 1d20+9 = 18+9 = 27
rolling 1d20+9 = 1+9 = 10
That wasn't damage!
Nobody rolls a d20 damage die.
they haven't hurt you yet you silly elephant
d20s are usually attack rolls, not damage rolls
I mean, they're never damage rolls.
Ever.
oh they just have two attacks
There is not a single weapon or monster attack in the entire system that uses a d20 as a damage die.
That'd be a scary monster.
a very unpredictable monster
high varience
It only goes up to d12, and when you go past that you just get lots and lots of d6s or d8s.
Sometimes lots of d10s.
there
finally i can reach it
one step to the left please
I can't get around you
thank you
i charge the golem
do i have to end adjacent when charging
i automatically get reach when i enlarge right
ok cool
i make a big bad swing
with a.. +2
no power attack
| Sobekhotep II |
| Attack |
| 31vs AC |
| Damage |
| 15 |
| Crit Confirm |
| 22vs AC |
| Crit Damage |
| +13 |
| 2nd Attack |
| 28vs AC |
| Damage |
| 14 |
| Crit Confirm |
| 11vs AC |
| Crit Damage |
| +11 |
|
| S |
| Power Attack: |
| -2 to hit, +6 to damage |
I assume its just the first one that hits
nice crit buddy
keen weapons are very silly
So that's a 29 to hit (which I hope hits).
he charged, not full attacked
is a 22 to hit
yeah not full attack :P
that's next turn babey
Oh, he did say no power attack.
Okay just the first one then.
at long last I can actually do something
As you strike the golem and sink the sword into the stone...
I have a degree in chemical engineering and I can't add integers...
We have defeated the golem puzzle.
The wheel begins to spin!
This is like fighting Leviathan
rolling 1d38 = 38 = 38
Oh BOY
lux has been turned into a toad
This is the best possible option.
Well yeah, roulette table.
Okay. Lux's hair suddenly grows 2 inches longer.
Looks like 38 was "roll two more effects"
Quick, Golurk, edit his pog.
I'm gonna pull a card from a deck here. I'd like you to guess what it's gonna be.
does he need the suit and face?
Just a normal deck of cards.
Close! It's a 5 of diamonds.
Can we get, like, partial credit?
For guessing the correct suit, you are healed for [3d6] = 5+ = span class="basicdiceroll"/span+span class="basicdiceroll"4/span)"12/span damage.
lux has been turned into a toad
along with me, GOlurk
That's a wrap.
Taka's turn.
this is exactly what I hoped for
Btw the crit was roll 2 effects.
Incase that wasn't clear.
| Unarmed Strike |
| Punch/Kick |
| 12vs AC |
| Damage |
| 3 |
| Electric |
| 3 |
| Lethal Strike |
| 15 |
|
| B/S |
| Lethal Strike +3d6 |
| +3 |
fuck you too dice
fiiiine
I also spend 1 ki to give my self +4 dodge
Magic.
Manu!
Manu has anxiety and cannot decide what to do.
Poor guy.
...Guys?
I thought roll20 bugged out.
I figured Taka would take longer.
what exactly am I going to do???
I'm not a spellcaster
and I actually know what I want to do when my turn comes up :P
First off, Kahena.
He very much does not have SR 10.
He has resist electric 10.
And probably other elements.
magic missile???
SR would be a whole different story
and also a pain in the butt
Other spells will possibly be fine.
[1d20+14] = 6+14 = 20[1d20+11] = 5+11 = 16[1d20+11] = 1+11 = 12[1d20+11] = 13+11 = 24
you still have Call Lightning up, so might as well???
its free damage
uh oh
the dice hate us
Are you attacking the one you already attacked?
You get two hits.
Well, I was going to focus attacks onto the top guy until he died, and then put the rest onto the left one.
My dice refuse to cooperate.
Well, you have two!
Roll damage and call your targets.
rolling 5d6+24 = 3+6+3+2+3+24 = 41
I want you to know that he is not nearly as bad as he could be.
this is what I meant when I said that Animal Companions are poorly balanced
It still stands, in any case.
I didn't even give him the stacking bleed damage or 4d6 extra damage.
Man, really?
Another 41 onto the same guy and he's still up?
Hmmmmm.
How curious...
Oh well, I'm gonna cast Greater Aggressive Thundercloud.
They're tough, don't be fooled by the appearence.
then how much hp does this big guy have oh lord
Good thing the goal isn't to kill it outright, huh?
I need him to make both a reflex and a fort save.
I think I see what you are doing
spam the DoTs
reflex [1d20+2] = 13+2 = 15 and fort [1d20] = 11 = 11
Fails both, so.
rolling 6d6 = 3+6+3+1+1+6 = 20
20 electric damage.
And he's stunned for 1 round.
So, uh, he doesn't do anything on his turn.
oh sweet
don't forget the call lightning
that's still up
it won't do much but its free at this point
It occurs to me, I should have spun the wheel the first time you used this.
Oh well.
Oh, I assumed only weapons triggered it.
does it trigger on every hit?
Let's see what happens.
rolling 1d38 = 11 = 11
Huh, okay.
rolling 1d6 = 6 = 6
More work for me...
Also, I assume Gollette isn't carrying anything in its hands, right?
[1d8] = 1 = 1[1d8]]
[1d8] = 1 = 1[1d8]]
[1d8] = 7 = 7[1d8]]
[1d8] = 8 = 8[1d8]]
[1d8] = 3 = 3[1d8]]
[1d8] = 7 = 7[1d8]]
a tiny gollette is hiding in its palm
[1d8] = 8 = 8[1d8] = 5 = 5
[1d8] = 3 = 3[1d8] = 4 = 4
[1d8] = 2 = 2[1d8] = 3 = 3
[1d8] = 7 = 7[1d8] = 1 = 1
[1d8] = 4 = 4[1d8] = 1 = 1
[1d8] = 1 = 1[1d8] = 8 = 8
huh
oh there we go
what is happening??
the blue circles...
dread...
Wow, no hits.
Large icicles burst from the ground.
we're just too hard to hit
In various places.
But no one is hit by them, so they just stay there now.
Navi giggles in a corner.
oh its coordinates or something
direction and distance, I assume
Not sure how else to roll a random square.
she wanted to cast a cure spell
on the elephant
Tembo is full retreating.
And she's casting CSW on him.
rolling 3d8+7 = 3+2+3+7 = 15
I guess??
Are you guys fine with that?
yeah, she wants to save the elephant
she may want to 5-foot back a bit
she's in Golem range
She does that.
Time to clash with the giant.
Lux! Defend thineself!
there's no Defend roll so just
rolling 1d20+15 = 12+15 = 27
rolling 2d6+15 = 4+3+15 = 22
remember to Lay on Hands if you have to
fun fact, swift actions can be done in conjunction with a full attack, apparently
rolling 1d20+9 = 6+9 = 15
or at least I've heart
heard
That's a miss.
My AC is 22.
Manu faced greater perils when he was a child
The other moves up to Taka.
hold on
there is ice in the way
Did you have the golem attack Lux?
It just went over the rock.
I sure retroactively didn't!
is that not difficult terrain
:P
The golem is stunned for this turn, he shouldn't do anything.
It had the movement to clear it, I think.
diagonal still is difficult, buddy
It only needs 25 ft of movement then.
no cheating the rock
fiiine
rolling 1d20+9 = 13+9 = 22
Kahena, you jerk.
Always biting my things.
Kahena roars.
Four attacks here...
[1d20+11] = 19+11 = 30[1d20+11] = 6+11 = 17[1d20+11] = 7+11 = 18[1d20+11] = 17+11 = 28
[1d8+4] = 2+4 = 6[1d8+4] = 1+4 = 5
that was the worst goddamn cure sw I have ever seen
and I will burn the scroll it was written on for it
we're going to the Library of Golarion after this
I haven't bothered putting DR on him yet.
Lux! You feel great! You're worth it!
well I knew I couldn't blody well say alexandria
This isn't really any established setting I guess?
"Hello Large Boy, it's murder time."
See I knew it
Full Attack, Power Attack
with a flanking bonus? Maybe?
the gift of a ninja sitting behind your enemy
Taka is also technically being flanked, by the way.
| Sobekhotep II |
| Attack |
| 21vs AC |
| Damage |
| 11 |
| 2nd Attack |
| 24vs AC |
| Damage |
| 14 |
| Crit Confirm |
| 23vs AC |
| Crit Damage |
| +13 |
|
| S |
| Power Attack: |
| -2 to hit, +6 to damage |
Not that that outdoes your flank.
big things have low AC
they're at a diagonal to me
These are all hits.
This thing is huge.
The definition of flanking is that you can draw a line from one flanker's corner to a corner of the other flanker, and that line passes through you.
What's the damage here...
that would count for diagonals all the time then
that is what the 12 is
+6, twice
you don't add that 6 to crits
Control your own destiny.
Does power attack not multiply on crits...
it does not
precision damage
I think
i was confused that there wasnt 3d dice for that...
lmao
Lux suddenly has a flashback to a dear memory from childhood.
it might have broken my mortal mind
It's quite vivid, and it distracts him a little, causing him to lose his move action next turn.
According to James Jacobs, PA damage is indeed multiplied on crits.
You can't will save childhood memories!
an extra 6
also yes you can Streak
Mostly because the description doesn't say it isn't multiplied.
its ok lux fails his will save
Wonder what he remembered...
all fury unleashed
with a ki strike at the end
| Unarmed Flurry |
| Punch/Kick |
| 15vs AC |
| Damage |
| 6 |
| Electric |
| 5 |
| Lethal Strike |
| 11 |
| Punch/Kick |
| 18vs AC |
| Damage |
| 5 |
| Electric |
| 6 |
| Lethal Strike |
| 9 |
|
| B/S |
| Lethal Strike +3d6 |
| +3 |
| Peck (Secondary) |
| CAW!! |
| 13vs AC |
| Damage |
| 2 |
| Electric |
| 2 |
| Lethal Strike |
| 7 |
|
| P |
| Lethal Strike +3d6 |
| +3 |
| Unarmed Strike |
| Punch/Kick |
| 16vs AC |
| Damage |
| 7 |
| Electric |
| 4 |
| Lethal Strike |
| 13 |
|
| B/S |
| Lethal Strike +3d6 |
| +3 |
I am so upset by my rolls
not a single d20 above 10
how many of those hit?
I'll do the math
only the 18?
fuck my dice
assuming electric resistance...
14 damage
and a very angry bird
so many attacks and nothing hits
I can't even roll high when its working against me
As you strike the golem, you feel yourself shifting oddly.
i just realized that this is a less hazardous wonderland
[1d8] = 2 = 2[1d8] = 5 = 5
"shifted" is a loaded phrase
[1d8] = 7 = 7[1d8] = 2 = 2
He teleports into the ethereal plane.
your appendix is now on the left side of your body
Both you and the golem teleport.
So about Lux's move action...
At least he can still 5-foot.
"Have control over any of this???"
"Why make this?"
"Hey, Lady Luck rules us all."
"And I did it because it's fun."
"You just don't understand the gambler's mindset!"
"There's powerful, hair growing magic at work here!"
Manu Palila is trying to not deal too much with the angry roulette wheel.
First things first, stepping back.
Second, moving the thundercloud.
Third, reflex save from the golem.
what happened to call lightning?
It does a lot less damage.
what kind of action is it to command it?
Gosh, is its reflex save +0?
rolling 6d6 = 2+4+6+1+4+6 = 23
its a stone robot what do you expect
13 electric damage for you.
Then, I cast Atavism on Kahena.
or is that a one-time thing?
Nah, the stunning is just the first round.
Then, I activate Kahena's dire collar.
Finally, he full attacks the big golem.
How are you doing all this
Free action to activate the collar.
Free action to 5-foot step.
Standard action to cast atavism.
Move action to move the thundercloud.
I figured it all out ahead of time!
5ft isn't the move action, right, it just stops you from moving with it?
like a well oiled machine
morso than the actual machine
5ft steps do not use your move action, no.
They're just mutually exclusive with regular moves.
[1d20+18] = 19+18 = 37[1d20+13] = 9+13 = 22[1d20+13] = 8+13 = 21[1d20+13] = 6+13 = 19
I need to get in there and provide more flanks
mmmmm flanks
rolling 6d6+2d8+44 = 6+4+4+4+2+5+5+7+44 = 81
Eesh...
Spin spin spin...
Also, I'm gonna have Akamai talon this doll here.
After my roulette.
I want to once again note that Kahena is still not as dangerous as I could make him.
the dolls have a ton of health though
I still believe they goofed the balance of animal companions
I mean look at this nonsense
its all because of natural attacks
As Kahena's last hit lands, a putrid smell fills the air around the arena.
three attacks out the gate
That attack could've been a 15d6+44 with 9 bleed damage.
It's really quite awful. You try to discern the smell, but cannot locate it's source.
Kahena seems sheepish.
Can a golem bleed, though
Ignore that hypothetical bleed damage.
[1d20+9] = 13+9 = 22[1d20+9] = 15+9 = 24
rolling 2d6+16 = 5+1+16 = 22
what if the golem was made of flesh
it would bleed beef juice
alright I'm just gonna pavane here
everyone roll 2d6 hp
oh did you regen at some point
I just checked, did you guys know constructs aren't actually immune to bleed damage?
the golem was not actually supposed to attack
is that not a stipulation in their creature type?
you know what they are immune to
stuns
but fuck it
maybe Thira got stunned
there is a person inside of it
yeah that
It was a sonic effect.
And her cockpit is clearly not soundproofed.
that attack got redacted and then back again
did it happen or not? no one knows
Anyway Harika, I'm totally fine.
ok streak I'm very sorry for this
yeah just
hmmm
you got any other dances?
or a sword of holy power?
Manu and Akamai are untouched, and Kahena has only been scratched.
buff the dino
or the elephant
i used up my only magic fang on tembo
Please don't buff the dino.
buff me
im like a dino but more handsome
i am discussing it with the GM
well I have to go get a token apparently
if i don't do this now I never will again
Mad Monkeys is a great spell
release the monkey hoard
can tembo reach the doll south of him?
wow that is a lot of monkeys
is that a thing he has now he's large
do they not take up more space?
also yeah the elephant can hit the doll
Large is an automatic increase in reach
"you want random? I'll give you random!"
unless otherwise explicitly stated
Tag yourself, I'm the diagonal monkey on the right.
I direct the monkeys to swarm the roulette golem
there is one in the second row back
I see the one you're talking about.
I claim that one with the :o face
"Hey everyone, tag yourself."
"Cannot see what is happening"
"What is that smell?"
"I'm the pretty one in front"
Manu Palila is sputtering at the absurdity.
Takaanu peaks around the pillar
Note: the golem does get an aoo for this.
can she not just summon the monkeys directly onto him?
or...her?
it?
golem?
its "coordinated swarm" ability causes swarm damage to be one step higher
is that factored in?
they also try to steal stuff
but I don't think the golem has anything
Huh.
Hey monkeys, pull a card from the deck.
They steal Thira out of the golem.
What kind of deck is that!
I already rolled, Harika
You have to pick a card.
oh sorry
right
are all the regular cards here?
They get 2 of hearts, and are healed for [3d8] = 1+ = span class="basicdiceroll critfail "/span+span class="basicdiceroll"3/span)"5/span damage.
Ooh, nice in-line rolling.
another monkey spontaneously appears
as for tembo, he wheels around and attempts to grab the doll next to akamai
augh
I can't throw him till next turn I take it?
you're Big, you could just carry it away
Technically speaking, you can't throw him at all.
That's not a vanilla move you can do.
There's a reason you have to take a Champion mythic talent to throw people.
if you arn't Throwing people you arn't doing it right
oh well hes' there now
thira, do a thing
Lux, Takaanu is going to need to disengage
You should move in to Flank
Thira swings a massive stone arm at Kahena, flinging some monkeys in the process.
rolling 1d20+15 = 14+15 = 29
Oh no, monkeys!
Yikes, that's actually a hit.
do the monkeys inflict a penalty?
"charlemagne, etzira, noo!"
rolling 2d6+15 = 4+3+15 = 22
~here comes the hits, do do do doooo~
4 attacks from the dolls.
[1d20+11] = 2+11 = 13[1d20+11] = 1+11 = 12[1d20+11] = 7+11 = 18[1d20+11] = 15+11 = 26
That +4 AC from atavism sure is rough.
Well, two.
[1d20+11] = 16+11 = 27[1d20+11] = 3+11 = 14
(i can go over why his ac is so high if you're concerned)
(it's perfectly legal i swear)
I'll just have to believe you.
(i checked the bonus types and everything)
And this last one...
Hey! Get off!
[1d20+11] = 2+11 = 13[1d20+11] = 15+11 = 26
-2 on both of those
To tembo if that wasn't clear
oh those both miss then
somehow
unless
I get an AC penalty for grappling?
I bet there's someshit like that
Legend of Lux
Tembo will let go once he realises he can't throw this despite all logic
don't hit through the thundercloud it'll shock you probably
"Uhhh. Strike!"
full attack, not power attack
you lost your move action
"You're all doing great! Love the monkeys!"
"Hey! Cheer for me, lackey!"
"We paying debt"
"Cheers for you after debt is gone"
| Sobekhotep II |
| Attack |
| 17vs AC |
| Damage |
| 11 |
| 2nd Attack |
| 28vs AC |
| Damage |
| 14 |
| Crit Confirm |
| 19vs AC |
| Crit Damage |
| +11 |
|
| S |
| Power Attack: |
| -2 to hit, +6 to damage |
ohh these are low...
what happened to sobekhotep I
damn I'm sorry for your loss
are...are the monkeys Flanking?
I don't think swarms get flanking bonuses.
can they give them though?
Suddenly, it starts to rain.
I don't actually know if swarms can give flanking.
they are just a bunch of individual creatures clumped together
"What an awful time for rain..."
Don't you FMA at me, buddy.
rolling 1d20+9 = 7+9 = 16
hey how many rounds have transpired
| Shuriken |
| Attack |
| 17vs AC |
| Damage |
| 2 |
| Lethal Strike |
| 8 |
|
| P |
| Lethal Strike +3d6 |
| +3 |
lux may have to shrink soon
rounds take a long time huh
I am doing a derp
the golem
You flip upside down. So does the golem.
This trips you both, and you're prone.
acrobatics check to cancel it
| Acrobatics |
| Check |
| 28 |
| +7 to jumps |
Takaanu lands on his hands and flips back upright
He gracefully cartwheels around.
I guess you do, you little acrobat.
what can I saw
I'm light on my hands
What the heck would this bonus be...
not a lot with 300 monkeys weighing it down
oh right the fucking monkeys are there
Several monkeys are crushed.
its alright they're a summon
they poof away
its a good thing these are summoned and not called
"I didn't say I'd spare no monkeys."
"you are a cruel mistress"
Reflex save for the golem!
Things don't look great for Thira.
rolling 1d20 = 14 = 14
rolling 6d6 = 3+6+6+5+6+5 = 31
21 damage, holy cow.
Then, Kahena bite/claw/claw/tails the golem.
... after this, of course.
what the golem needs is another 19
The golem splits into two copies.
can I ask if this is an illusion?
"th-thira?"
Kahena is, like, so baffled.
also are they both on the ground?
I'm betting they are both prone
"You said it"
Takaanu puts his shuriken away
Both golems stand.
Harika Atesh dispells the monkeys
Thira inspects it...
Manu Palila looks around the pile of people between him and the golems.
don't dispell them yet
just call them off
"yeah that would have been weird wouldn't it"
"Not good for sense of self"
The golem recedes back inside.
"Gah."
"Okay. We're done here."
"Very well"
Kahena whines a bit.
"okay chimps, back up!"
Akamai hoots.
Takaanu brushes himself off, cleaning his feathers
Tembo bleeds some more
"Well, that was frightening.
"
"Could have been very strange fight"
"I'll admit you had me scared when you brained my elephant, but it turned out okay"
"My! I haven't had that much fun in a while."
Harika Atesh is applying a big bandaid to tembo
"You lot certainly bring back some memories of my own..."
Kahena is trying to shrink.
Kahena is too big
not fit for Smash Bros
"Good fight"
"Looks like this thing is working as intended." she says, giving it a pat on the side.
"Were you intending on it multiplying?"
It's a Jack of Clubs?
It's a 2 of diamonds.
she gets an adamantine club
Nothing happens.
"Oh, whoops. Still on."
"The effects aren't really under my control."
"you must have some serious magic in you to be able to do this, AND the antifield around the building"
"There was a lot happening at once, there, though.
"Upside down, monkeys, clones."
"Might have to tone it down a bit."
"they monkeys were my fault to be honest, ehehe"
"Incredible piece of work, regardless."
"Some people might call me magical, sure."
"Mostly I'm just loaded."
Harika Atesh snaps her fingers and the monkeys jaunt off
"Adventures are quite profitable, yes?"
"Casinos are moreso."
"Hell of a lot less dangerous too."
"Danger is the fun of it"
"Also the crazy treasures and art pieces."
"it is a bit much when there's an entire ecology devoted to abandoned dungeons, true"
"More abandoned dungeons than working dungeons"
"So, was that combat satisfactory for your, uh, experiments?"
"You lot are rather powerful."
"Well, your animals are."
"But then, you own them, yes. By extension, that power is your own."
(Kahena can probably solo all of our encounters so far)
"Well, that was due mostly to about 3/4 of my entire spell capacity, but yes, ol' Kahena here is a toughy."
Manu Palila rubs his nose.
"I own a lot of people as well, you know. Like my new friend Jeffrey up there."
"Alright, then. We're done here. You lot can go rest up. Come back to the casino when you're ready and we'll discuss what's next."
(lux i think we're just going to be large forever)
(the shrinking will never happen)
nice
Harika Atesh stretches
If Enlargement persists for more than 3 rounds please seek medical attention.
:P
Manu Palila is very sore from all those somatic components.
oh wait i thouchu said verbal
"Well, my my, what a thrilling fight that must have been!"
"you could've come and watched, you know"
were people watching or did- oh okay
"I'm sure they would never have let me in..."
"Not that I'd even risk her wrath!"
Only named characters are allowed in that arena.
everyone calls him Barkeep
"If I wanted to see a fight I'd just start my own."
You're using Innkeep's icon for Barkeep's dialogue!
You think I'm gonna bother to upload a flipped image!
I just flipped the token you see.
See, look at Lux.
Isn't that unsettling!
oh votha! so... rugged
it is
So, uh, are we ending there?
Cool, level 8 in the morning.
I'm going to sleep!
Very good session, Streak.
I'm a little sad though, we rolled the same result 3 times.
Post that roulette table in discord.
Alright, night all!
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