Streak (GM)
Session 12!
Manu Palila
What instrument is that anyway...
Takaanu
CAW!!!!
Streak (GM)
I have no idea.
Takaanu
I don't think we have any Music Lads here
Manu Palila
We'd have to ask Andrew.
Or Sol.
Or Bonzai.
Streak (GM)
So, the party is travelling to some tower. On the way, they were attacked by an enraged ent.
But that all worked out
Manu Palila
It went remarkably well.
Takaanu
now we have recruited the ent
this party takes up even more space now
Streak (GM)
The Ent has escorted them to the edge of the forest, where they can see in the distance their destination.
Manu Palila
"What an abominable sight in the middle of this nice forest..."
Streak (GM)
A tall tower lies in the center of some plains. At it's peak, you can see a broken roof.
Manu Palila
Oh see, those are the worst kinds of towers.
Takaanu
"Found tower"
Streak (GM)
The Ent bids them farewell, hoping the party can stop the quakes.
Manu Palila says goodbye in Sylvan, now that he remembered that that's the plant language.
Takaanu
"How forget plant language?"
"Treeman spoke it"
Streak (GM)
They continue on in their cart. Getting closer, they can see now, a piece of the crystal is visible near the broken roof. It's sparking slightly too.
Manu Palila
"I was under a rather lot of stress, I'll have you know."
Takaanu
"Not see treeman often as druid?"
Streak (GM)
The Ent replies in Common, because he speaks that too.
Manu Palila
"I hardly see intelligence in my line of work."
Takaanu
"Sounds boring"
Manu Palila
"Relaxing, really. But also yes, somewhat boring. Anyway, look! A crystal!"
Takaanu
"Wonder if it starts at the top of the bottom"
*or
Streak (GM)
Nearing the base now, the cart passes a run down farm that clearly hasn't seen attention in a while.
Manu Palila
"Looks like all the locals have been driven away."
Streak (GM)
It's not a large farm, it's likely just built to feed a couple of people.
Takaanu looks for edibles around the farm
Streak (GM)
At least, from what you know about farming.
You find a rotten pumpkin.
Takaanu
Oceans don't have many farms
nothing growing?
Streak (GM)
There is some forageable foods, if you really want them.
Manu Palila
Surely my nature knowledge would help with faming!
farming*
Streak (GM)
The majority has been taken over by weeds though.
Takaanu
weird that nothing would be left behind
if you want go ahead
Manu Palila
Manu Palila:Knowledge (Nature)
Check
29
Takaanu
we claim this farm
it is ours now
Streak (GM)
You believe this farm hasn't been worked for about 4-6 months.
Manu Palila
"Quite a long time... how odd."
Takaanu
"Long as quakes?"
Streak (GM)
It was used to grow a variety of produce, potatoes, pumpkins...other plants
Takaanu
this world is only potatoes and pumpkins
Manu Palila
Very important to have hard vegetables.
Streak (GM)
The base of the tower is quite near the farm now, so you park the cart here.
Manu Palila
Let's remember to put on the parking brake.
Takaanu shoves a stick between the wheels
Takaanu
"Parking brake is good"
Manu Palila
"Eh, close enough."
Manu Palila looks up at the tower.
Manu Palila
"So, uh, oh dear."
Takaanu
"...bit large"
any windows?
Manu Palila
"This tower is considerably more detailed than I thought from afar."
Takaanu
"Very square"
Manu Palila
"Very square, yes."
Streak (GM)
You climb some steps that lead to the entrance.
Takaanu
why am I getting Metroid vibes from this music
Streak (GM)
It's quite impressive up close.
Manu Palila
It's very much not Metroid, but I can kinda hear it.
Streak (GM)
listen its hard to do round things with a grid
:b
Manu Palila
"What a nice shade of purple this door is."
Takaanu
"Getting feeling that wizard very good are wizarding"
Manu Palila
So, I'm just gonna do the obvious first thing here.
Takaanu
"Hope not lich"
Streak (GM)
You aren't flying up it.
Manu Palila
And fly up to the top and see if I can see anything interesting through the broken roof.
But why not!
Takaanu
cause you're not a bird
I'm a bird
let me do it
Streak (GM)
The crystal is sparking fairly wildly. You can get close if you like, but it's clearly dangerous.
Manu Palila
I mean, I have no intentions of landing up there.
I just wanted to see if there's anything besides a giant crackling crystal up there.
Streak (GM)
Alright, then.
You're just using the Fly spell right
Manu Palila
Nah, I'll probably fly with Akamai.
Takaanu
I'll catch you if you fall
Manu Palila
I should save my magic for inside the tower.
Streak (GM)
The tower is very tall, so it takes some time for Akamai to get you high enough.
You keep your distance, and peek in through the roof.
You can make out the room within, it's a large room with a massive shard of the crystal in it's center. Smaller shards float around the broken roof.
Manu Palila
"Right, bad juju up here."
Streak (GM)
It looks like some kind of study area.
As a wizard you can tell another wizard has been cooped up here.
It's just wizard things.
Takaanu
Just Wizard Things (tm)
Manu Palila
"Basic laboratory equipment, scholastic tomes..."
Takaanu
surprise we found Elif's tower
Manu Palila
"Alright Akamai, let's rejoin the others."
Akamai hoots.
Streak (GM)
Floating back down, you rejoin the party.
Takaanu
"What see?"
"Wizard?"
Manu Palila
"An incredibly large shard of the weird crystal, with some levitating fragments. Nobody seems to be up there right now."
"Although someone does go there occasionally, there's a fair amount of research equipment."
Takaanu
"Is tower. If wizard here, we find."
Manu Palila
"He's most likely just a few floors down from up there."
Takaanu
"Really hoping this just misunderstanding"
Manu Palila
"That's always the hope, my friend."
Takaanu
"Gut says no, though"
Manu Palila
"Rarely seems to be the case, though."
"Odd, that."
Takaanu
(I can't move my pog
Streak (GM)
Lux checks the door. To his surprise, it's actually not locked.
oh deer
Takaanu
I wanted
to go inside
but I can't
why
Streak (GM)
you've been PARALYSED
Manu Palila
Just some pog permission issues.
shock!!
Takaanu
I shall summon myself
excellent
Takaanu checks for traps
Takaanu
Takaanu:Perception
Check
33
Streak (GM)
You're quite confident the door isn't trapped.
Takaanu walks on in
Manu Palila
Oh.
Streak (GM)
You enter.
Manu Palila
Oh dear.
Takaanu
"...doors"
Manu Palila
"Ah by the heavens, not choices!"
Streak (GM)
This first room opens into a large hall, containing three doors.
Takaanu
Takaanu:Perception
Check
20

"Devious room"
Streak (GM)
All three doors are identical. A silver hand, blue frame.
Takaanu
locked?
Streak (GM)
As a side note, you notice this room is really dusty. It doesn't seem like anyone's been here for a while.
Takaanu
"Wizard not eat???"
Manu Palila leans down and wipes up some of the dust.
Streak (GM)
Are you going to try and open one?
Takaanu
uhhh
did that perception check for traps?
Manu Palila
My clones and I shall stay back here.
Takaanu
if not I'll check first
Streak (GM)
You notice these doors have some magic to them.
Takaanu
"Magic doors"
Streak (GM)
Whether it's harmful or not you aren't sure.
Takaanu pulls out a shuriken
Streak (GM)
Maybe someone is good with magic?
Manu Palila
Lux:Detect MagicClass Features
Source Paladin (8)
Frequency
At Will
Description:At will, an arcane champion can use detect magic, as the spell. An arcane champion can, as a move action, concentrate on a single item or individual within 60 feet and determine if it is magic, learning the strength of its aura as if having studied it for 3 rounds. While focusing on one individual or object, the arcane champion does not detect magic in any other object or individual within range.
Streak (GM)
Lux inspects the magic. The three doors all seem to be connected to each other in some way.
Takaanu
"..."
Streak (GM)
The magic isn't very high level, so he doesn't think it's dangerous.
Lux
"Some sort of arcane network is here. Strange, but probably not lethal."
Takaanu opens this door
Streak (GM)
As soon as you grasp the handle, the middle door swings open...
Manu Palila
im so sorry lux
Takaanu
"Trap?"
why are you sorry? I did this
Streak (GM)
Within are two horrible jellyfish creatures. They lunge forward to attack Lux...and poof! They disappear just before grabbing him.
Lux blinks.
Takaanu
"..."
"Shiny man feel well??"
Streak (GM)
The middle door now leads to an empty room.
Lux
"Please take your hand off the door handle."
Takaanu
"No"
Streak (GM)
So you have two choices remaining.
Takaanu
"..."
Streak (GM)
Will you switch?
Lux
Aw, hell.
Takaanu
what if
Takaanu touches this door again
Streak (GM)
Nothing happens this time.
Manu Palila
You and your statistical shenanigans!
Takaanu
"One time"
Streak (GM)
hehehe
Takaanu
"Switch door"
Lux walks over and opens the right door.
Streak (GM)
Click! It opens, revealing a hallway.
Takaanu
"..."
Takaanu pokes this door
Manu Palila
"Any, uh, particular reason you did that?"
Streak (GM)
That door is open already.
Takaanu
"Just checking"
Lux
"I know a lot about magic halls."
Streak (GM)
Who doesn't!
Takaanu
Takaanu:Perception
Check
27

traps?
Streak (GM)
By the way, I should have mentioned before, but there was a sign outside letting you know that this place is called the Tower of Pelor.
Takaanu
neat
Manu Palila
I knew it was called that already.
Streak (GM)
every towers gotta have a name
It's the name of the song!
Manu Palila
Yeah.
Streak (GM)
Righto...
Manu Palila
The jukebox is a handy source of information.
Streak (GM)
This hallway looks clear of traps. There's one door, and at the end, some stairs leading up.
Takaanu opens this door
Manu Palila
"Well, up seems to be the most logical choice of progress, so..."
"Oh, sure, that then."
Takaanu
"Don't want things behind us"
Takaanu:Perception
Check
29
Streak (GM)
It opens into a small study.
Takaanu
just a general check of this room
Lux
"What a small room..."
Takaanu
its only 5 Takaanu's across
Streak (GM)
You look around. There's a small table, a magically lit candle on the wall, and some scattered papers and maps.
The maps seem to be of the local area, and you find some planning blueprints for the tower.
Takaanu sketches a rough copy of the map and blueprints
Lux does a quick once-over of the obviously potentially magical things in here.
Lux
Mostly the candle and papers.
Streak (GM)
The blueprints are not as detailed as you'd like, only really describing the structural, non-magical parts of the tower.
You can see that it has six floors, though.
Takaanu
might still be useful
"Six floors...hmmm..."
anything that looks like a living space?
Lux
"The floors must be pretty high, for how tall this tower is."
Streak (GM)
If you had to guess, the fifth floor seems like a cosy area.
Takaanu
"Wizard might be on fifth floor"
"If anywhee"
Streak (GM)
You look around some more, and find what appears to be a torn page from a journal.
Manu Palila
"I probably could've told you that he'd be on the fifth floor. He's not on the top, and he's probably going to be as high as possible."
Streak (GM)
Here it is.
I'll just paste it into the log for good measure.
"So, here we are. He said he wanted to study that crystal, but we also wanted to settle down somewhere. I thought, why not combine the two ideas? The tower is complete, after a few months of work, and we moved in today. Aron's already hard at work studying, but that's the type of person he is, hard working, focused, passionate in his own way. That's why I married him, after all. I'll have to make sure to pull him away from time to time though, he tends to get too focused for his own good. Anyway, it's time for bed... - Gylan"
Manu Palila
Oh no, not Aron!
Takaanu
"Two wizard?"
Manu Palila
What's he doing in this game!
Streak (GM)
He got sick of being a pokemon.
Takaanu
"But...why eating food?"
"Getting food elsewhere?"
Manu Palila
I'm going to assume you completely forgot about the rogue named Aron in WotF.
Streak (GM)
I just remembered now yes
Manu Palila
:P
Streak (GM)
It's a common name!
Okay...
Manu Palila
"Reasonable people, hopefully."
Takaanu peaks over
Streak (GM)
Okay, I'll show you the next room, but I'll probably stop here...
Takaanu
hrm
Manu Palila
Righto.
There's no lights!
Oh, there they are.
Streak (GM)
This room is very large.
Manu Palila
... what wizard's chess bullshit is going to happen here.
Streak (GM)
You notice on the floor, a series of blue tiles, 5 by 5.
On the bottom left, there's a pillar, lit with a magic flame of some kind.
A similar unlit pillar is on the top right.
Takaanu
breath of the wild time
gotta get that blue flame over to the other pillar
Manu Palila
Oh look, a convenient stone slab by the exit door.
Streak (GM)
How'd you guess!!
Manu Palila
I have a sneaking suggestion it has a hint for this puzzle.
Takaanu
is that door okay?
Manu Palila
It's a double door, it's fine.
Streak (GM)
The slab appears to be a button. On the wall next to it is a small chute coming out of the wall.
Manu Palila
Oh geez.
Streak (GM)
The door is very locked.
Manu Palila
Puzzles...
Takaanu
I wish I were a high enough level to get that ethereal step ninja talent
that've been hilarious
Manu Palila
I mean, if the goal was just to get to the top, I could just use Earth Glide.
Streak (GM)
So, I'll let you push the button if you want, but we'll be stopping there I'm afraid.
Manu Palila
But that would be cheating.
Streak (GM)
Yes and then you wouldn't get to play wizard chess.
Takaanu
Does Takaanu strike you as someone who wouldn't cheat?
Streak (GM)
So who's really winning here?
Manu Palila
And before you ask, yes Earth Glide does actually work on manmade stone.
Unlike most of my rock spells.
Streak (GM)
man, how do dungeons exist in this game at all
Takaanu
wizard break everything
Streak (GM)
seems like spells can break everything :b
Takaanu
anti-magic fields and wards
Manu Palila
They sure can break everything.
There's a reason casters are supreme.
Takaanu
horribly unbalanced
though ninjas get some of that
Streak (GM)
Here I thought of a bullshit reason you can't do that, the walls have METAL in them
bonk
That'll work right
Manu Palila
Shame, I'll just have to use Passwall instead.
Streak (GM)
dang it
Takaanu
pffft
Manu Palila
(metal does actually block earth glide though)
Streak (GM)
I mean you can also just straight up teleport
Manu Palila
Well, yes.
Streak (GM)
at some point
Manu Palila
Next level!
Streak (GM)
Who wants to push a button
Takaanu
Takaanu
Manu Palila
(can't control our pogs)
Takaanu pushes the button
Streak (GM)
Okay, you hear a thudding from the chute.
Takaanu
surprise pudding
Manu Palila
What... is that?
Streak (GM)
Urp. That pog needs fixing.
:b
Manu Palila
Is that a Bakugon?
Streak (GM)
A small construct falls out.
Takaanu
it looks like that ball enemy from Maple Story
Streak (GM)
Some stone ball with a purple flame inside. It attacks you!
Takaanu
Initiative!
Streak (GM)
This is where we'd roll init.
Takaanu
next time on Multiclass Ball Z
Streak (GM)
And play this
Manu Palila
Gasp...
He went and took more music from lod!
Streak (GM)
yeah i just kept playing songs from it on fanburst
i cant believe i havent heard this ost before
Manu Palila
Legend of Dragoon has a fuckin' rad soundtrack.
Takaanu
rockin'
Streak (GM)
So yeah, next time, fight!
Puzzle Fight!
Takaanu
Que Mopp showing up???
pls???
Manu Palila
:P
At this point he is definitely asleep.
Takaanu
he's green in discord
Manu Palila
Weird...
Streak (GM)
puzzle fights are the best because kahena can't ruin them with his absurd power
Takaanu
he did something then
probably
Manu Palila
That's what you think!
Streak (GM)
We'll see!
Kahena goes and breaks the door down.
Takaanu
surprise, the Dino has superb intellect
Kahena uses Ghost Step
Streak (GM)
It's made from anti-dinosaur materials.
Kahena gasps.
Streak (GM)
Which are real.
Kahena
My only weakness!
Takaanu
darn, that's me out too then
Streak (GM)
They're canon materials I put them in the world anvil.
We'll end it here. The note you found is in your handouts.
Manu Palila
Righto.
Takaanu
very well then
Manu Palila
Make sure to actually turn the music off this time!
Takaanu
don't wanna run all the time
Manu Palila
Last week I came in here on sunday and the jukebox was still running.
Streak (GM)
By the way you really avoided a nasty fight back there, you lucky jerks. :b
Takaanu
we don't have enough Rock to handle it
did we?
Manu Palila
I figured there was something behind the left door.
Takaanu
Takaanu was very tempted to open it anyways
Streak (GM)
It was more jellyfish things.
Manu Palila
I was willing to bet my Definitely 2/3 Chances.
Oh, weird.
Takaanu
real this time?
Manu Palila
This version of the soundtrack has the ending sting.
Didn't expect that.
Streak (GM)
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I was gonna throw these at you.
Manu Palila
Oh gosh these guys.
They show up in a midgame part of Strange Aeons.
Streak (GM)
They can make you forget all your spells for a bit
Takaanu
yikes
Streak (GM)
they come back i think but that's pretty nasty
Takaanu
I don't think I can sneak attack these...
Streak (GM)
I hope you enjoyed the Monty Hall Hall.
Takaanu
it was fine by me
I found some notes
Manu Palila
Alright then, see y'all later.
Streak (GM)
anyway, scene!
Streak (GM)
anyway, scene!