Drufle (GM)
Oh, and for Streak's purposes.
Session 4-2, Start!

Axel
Do we ask will about the gym battle?
or does he just leave?
4-2 is go!

Drufle (GM)
He'll talk to you about it, yes.

Axel
Go go go

Cici
Hello yellow!

Drufle (GM)
We can have a quick discussion in the morning.

Axel
Golurk has awoken!

Drufle (GM)
In fact, hold on.
There we go.

Axel
THANK YOU

Drufle (GM)
Put on the morning music.

Axel
That music had gone on far too long

Drufle (GM)
It's bright and early on Day 3!

Cici
ditto

Drufle (GM)
We're sure about this now!

Cici
in the sky
praise ditto

Drufle (GM)
Ignore Copymon.

Cici
h a i l

Axel
I had to listen to that music for a half hour

Cici
I Want To Believe

Drufle (GM)
You could have asked me to turn it off!

Axel
begone copymon, we do not need your false prophecies

Cambria
You have MEEEEE

Axel
Drufle, that would've been far to logical
that's not how we roll

Drufle (GM)
So the party has taken temporary residence in a local hotel, the Jelly Donut.

Jack
...that's cute

Cici
is the logo a rice ball

Axel
jelly klefki?

Drufle (GM)
What's a rice ball?

Axel
Klefki is the right shape

Cici
lmao

Jack
FOREIGN MUCK

Drufle (GM)
:P

Copper
>:(

Cici
oh shit

Drufle (GM)
Anyway, Will has something to say!

Cici
ive awakened the 4kids beehive

Axel
Will, the man

Will
"Uh, hey guys."

Clara
>:?

Will
"I need to say something about last night."

Axel
"Hm? Oh Will! Where've you been?"

Cici
i cant believe it
will's breaking up with us

Jack
i forgot this was going to happen

Will
"You see, I challenged the Gym Leader, Marion."

Cici
[will] i think we should see other trainers

Axel
"The gym leader? How'd it go!"

Will
"She's great! You'll have to do really well to beat her though."
"I won, see!"

Will holds out his Diverse Badge.

Jack
"I was there! It was amazing!"

Axel leans down to look at the badge

Cici
"Oh, it's beautiful!"

Will
"She's got a crazy fire Raticate, and a mega stone somehow!"

Axel
"Well I'll be, this is your...first badge right?"
Mega Raticate?

Will nods.

Axel
"Mega Raticate?"

Will
"Yeah! It was really... weird."

Nickle looks slightly concerned

Will
"And super dangerous."

Nickle begins writing notes

Will
"But that's not what I really wanted to talk about."

Cici
"I've never heard of a Mega Raticate... but I suppose theoretically any Pokemon is capable of mega evolution, given the proper stone."

Will
"Marion, the gym leader, told me about some laboratory in the city that could help me with my new Pokemon, Bic."

Will releases his newly caught Porygon.

Axel
"Porygon? oh hello"

Cici
"Oh my!"

Will
"So... I think I'll be working with him for a while, probably longer than you guys want to stay here if you're looking for Professor Hawthorne."

Jack
":("

Axel
"I see"

Will
"I think I should probably leave the rest of you to yourselves for a while..."

Cici frowns

Rochelle topples into Will

Cici
"Well, if you're sure."

Will
"I'm pretty sure, yeah."

Cici
"I'm sure this business with the Professor can't take that long."

Rochelle
hey, my sprite is wrong

Cici
"We'll be back in no time!"

Will smiles.

Cici
cici is so incredibly wrong
Rochelle tries to get Will to pick her up

Jack
no mate
what'll happen is that after years of adventures we end up pissing off dialga
and we are dumped back here
ten seconds later

Drufle (GM)
Axel: Fixed.

Axel
*watches Drufle struggle to correct sprite

Cici
"You have a Pokenav, right? Why don't we swap numbers?"

Axel
thankin' ya

Will nods and hands Cici his Pokenav.

Cici
"You can call us whenever you're ready and we can meet back up. Er, if you want to."

Axel
"Oh, I have my number here...somewhere"

Cici
will was actually the anime character of the day all along

Will
"I'll keep in touch, don't worry!"

Nickle offers to Will to input their number

Cici beams

Drufle (GM)
This sure is some incredibly cheery music for a kind of sad scene.

Nickle
Since Axel can't remember it

Cici
"Well... I guess we should be off, then."
"Unless anyone had anything else to do in the city?"

Will nods, and starts packing his things.

Nickle pauses for a second

Nickle
"Brzt zzt"

Nickle points to the gym

Nickle
"Zzzzt Bzzzrt"

Drufle (GM)
And so Will is off on his own journey, to find things amazing!

Cici
"You want to check out that Mega Raticate too, huh, Nickle?"

Nickle
"zzzt"

Cici
oh he's flown away
bye!

Nickle
Will used Fly

Drufle (GM)
He'll be doing his own things for a while.

Jack
"goodbye friend!!"

Drufle (GM)
But he'll be back soon enough.

Cici
will is replaced with Three Trubbish

Axel
"I suppose a gym battle wouldn't be a bad idea"
"Its been a while though..."

Nickle
"zzzt"

Cici
"I don't know... I hope this doesn't take too long."

Drufle (GM)
Shall we make our way to the gym?

Axel
yes

Jack
sure

Drufle (GM)
One moment.

Axel
Isn't Romain looking to fight the gym too?

Cici
"I don't want to be the one to explain to the professor that he was stuck in a hole for an extra 4 hours because you two needed a chance to show off."

Drufle (GM)
Yes, but he seems to be slightly sleepy at the moment.

Cici
he hasnt said anything about it to me i dont think

Nickle
"zzzt"

Romain
oh no i didnt get to say anything cool

Cici shrugs

Romain
damn dog

Drufle (GM)
pff
Romain is always the quiet type.

Axel
"Hawthorn isn't in a hole...I don't think"
"If legendaries are starting to appear...we may need the extra training"

Cici sighs

Cici
"Alright, fair point."

Axel
new map

Cici
"I guess we can take our time."

Nickle revs up

Drufle (GM)
The party walks to the gym at the center of Tormalia.

Rochelle sits in Axel's hands

Drufle (GM)
It's quite a simple place, with little embellishment.
James Guy sees the group of you, and recognizing Jack, waves the party in with a smile.

Axel
is that the grid or just the tiles? I can't tell

James Guy
"More competitors, eh? Excellent!"

Drufle (GM)
It's both!

Romain
oh

Drufle (GM)
I made sure to line them up nicely.

Romain
oh yes. right

Axel
how well known is Axel and Cici?

Cici
like are we famous?

Axel
I mean, they work for THE Proffesor of the region

Cici
we're research assistants

Drufle (GM)
Not too much, I'd imagine.

Cici
nobody knows assistants

Axel
Aiden?

Drufle (GM)
Marion recognizes you, though.

Jack
the prof gets all the credit

Cici
do you know stephen hawking's sidekick? no me neither

Jack
he writes the papers

Cici
thats the official term, sidekicks

Marion
"Oh my, look who it is!"

Cici
would we know her?

Jack
"hello again miss!"
MEEE

Axel
she has a background
this could get ugly

Jack
hobble over

Marion smiles at the group.

Cici
she disperses the tiles with her step

Axel
"Er, um, yes, hello"

Cici
@drufle do we know her personally?

Romain
"My hair.. is lighter than hers."

Marion
"Hello again, Jack. And it's good to see the old Professor's aides!"

Drufle (GM)
Cici: No.

Axel
Yes, Romain's hair is lighter

Drufle (GM)
But she knows you!

Romain
";_;"

Cici
"Oh, uh, it's a pleasure to meet you, ma'am."

Axel
"Er um...we've met, right? Maybe?"

Marion
"My, it's been quite some time since I've heard anything about you fellows."

Axel
Axel is not used to people knowing him

Marion
"Oh no, but ol' Hawthorne has told me quite a bit about his young compatriots!"

Cici
did we establish how long we putzed around setting up the lab? i dont think we really went anywhere while we were there
like a month maybe?

Nickle floats there, watching

Drufle (GM)
Something like that, yes.

Cici
"All good, I hope?"

Cici chuckles

Marion smiles warmly.

Marion
"Of course, of course."
"Now, if you're here, I'm sure there must be a reason!"

Axel
"Err...yes"
"My Magnemite here showed interest in battle"

Jack
"Axel and Romain are here to challenge you"

Nickle
"zzzt"

Axel
"Also Romain?"

Marion
"Oh my, two challengers in the same day?"
"What a busy week this is!"

Romain
"Me?"

Axel
"Romain, Jack, please don't confuse me"
"Its too early for that"

Marion
"Well, someone is challenging me, yes?"

Cici sighs

Axel
"I am, I know that"

Cici
"Axel, why don't you just go first."

Marion turns and walks slowly back to the center of the arena.

Axel
"Um, sure, thanks"
"Nickle, you're up"
Drufle, add nickle
while we're not looking

Jack
p;
l
plsease

Nickle advances to the center of the arena

Cici
jack r u ok

Jack
one-handed typing

Drufle (GM)
(Give me a quick second, I need to put the numbers on her Pokemon.)

Axel moves into a possition where I can see the field

Jack
and also being polite where axel fails

Cici
"Let's get out of the way, shall we?"

Axel
"Err right, this won't take long..."

Cici motions the boys over towards the side of the gym

Cici
gonna go afk to go eat for ~15/20 min

Axel
Axel does not sound confident

Cici
have fun

Axel
Have fun at Burger Kingler

Jack
let's all go get a Whooper

Nickle has his serious face on

Axel
Drufle, get Rochelle ready

Marion
"Let's all have a good fight now!"

Axel
I have a feeling I'll need her. Please

Jack
when are we gonna get a gym leader named rochelle

Axel
"Er, right. Nickle, you know what to do"

Jack
and then roxette

Marion sends out her first Pokemon!

Jack
and then no more female rock leaders ever

Nickle
-A bird?-
-Very well-

Nickle revs up his magnets

Marion
"Alright Starly, let him have it!"

Nickle
definite outspeeded

Drufle (GM)
I have 6 speed.

Nickle
yeah you go
wait
we choose before, right?
okay

Drufle (GM)
Correct.

Nickle
do I just...wisper?

Drufle (GM)
No, we just announce them at the same time.
Ready?
Good!
That works too.
selected|character_name used Peck!
Target Nickle
Roll 2 1 3 + selected|ATK
AC 15
Damage 2

Nickle
whispering
um

Romain
lol

Drufle (GM)
Hmph.
That's annoying.
Oh, right.

Nickle
just add...6?
Drufle (GM):
Starly used Peck!
Target Nickle
Roll 2 4 6 + 6
AC 15
Damage 2

Nickle
it doesn't hit regardless
how hold on

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, I know.

Nickle
you can't double roll

Drufle (GM)
I just wanted to make sure it works.

Nickle
no cheating

Drufle (GM)
Roll your attack.
Starly attempts a Peck, but Nickle swiftly avoids it!
Nickle:
Nickle used Thunder Shock!
Target Starly
Roll 3 5 2 + 6
AC 14
Damage 4
hell yes

Drufle (GM)
Yikes.

Nickle
SP ATK highstat + supereffective

Drufle (GM)
And Starly is down!

Nickle
also murderous rolling
"Zzzzzrrrrrt"

Nickle looms higher

Axel
"Nice shot, Nickle"

Marion
"Oh my..."
"Let's try something different!"

Axel
Raticate?
No

Marion releases Aipom!

Axel
thats a monkey
a very freaky monkey

Drufle (GM)
Ready?

Axel
stop smiling pls
same time?

Drufle (GM)
Yes.
Swift!

Axel
Thundershock

Nickle
swift does -1 damage, doesn't it?
Drufle (GM):
Aipom used Swift!
Target Nickle
Roll 4 3 5 + 4
AC 14
Damage 1
That all sorts of hits.

Nickle
atk highstat?

Drufle (GM)
Nope.
Just the little damage.

Nickle
Waaaait
hold up

Drufle (GM)
Oh, Steel resists Normal.
Doesn't it.

Nickle
yes

Drufle (GM)
Well that's unfortunate!

Nickle
you do jack shit to me

Drufle (GM)
No damage to Nickle, then.
Roll Thundershock!

Nickle doesn't even FLINCH from the swift
Nickle:
Nickle used Thunder Shock!
Target Aipom
Roll 3 5 4 + 6
AC 14
Damage 2

Nickle then swiftly retaliates

Nickle
that is a hit

Drufle (GM)
Sure is!

Nickle
2 damage

Drufle (GM)
Aipom takes a bolt to the chest, and staggers.

Nickle
I'm guessing this guy only has 4 hp max

Marion
"What a powerful Pokemon!"

Nickle
he doesn't seem that substatial

Marion
"Aipom, let's try something better!"

Axel
"Thank you...I raised him myself"

Drufle (GM)
Ready?

Nickle
do I even need to tell you?

Drufle (GM)
Giga Impact.

Nickle
roll that
Drufle (GM):
Aipom used Giga Impact!
Target Nickle
Roll 6 5 4 + 6
AC 15
Damage 2

Nickle
Thundershock, why would I change that?
that is a hit
Drufle (GM):
Aipom used Giga Impact!
Target Nickle
Roll 5 4 5 + 6
AC 15
Damage 2

Nickle
wait
hang on
does Giga Impact get a +1 to damage?

Drufle (GM)
Giga Impact/Hyper Beam is rolled twice in the same turn.

Nickle
I know that

Drufle (GM)
It does not.

Cici
so that does 2 damage, then

Drufle (GM)
So unfortunately, I think this only does 2 damage.

Nickle
then you only do 2 damage total

Cici
yes.

Drufle (GM)
It's the best I can do!
Aipom charges its energy, and rams into Nickle!
How does Thundershock do?
Nickle:
Nickle used Thunder Shock!
Target Aipom
Roll 2 6 3 + 6
AC 14
Damage 2
A solid hit again

Drufle (GM)
Nice!
And down goes Aipom!

Cici
dem 6 spatk hits

Nickle is mildly annoyed by the powerful attack

Marion
"My, you are doing very well!"

Marion watches as Aipom collapses.

Axel
"Annnnd...I know what's next"

Cici
rip magnemite

Marion
"Well then, I suppose it's time for my closest friend!"

Cici leans forward eagerly

Axel
"Hang in their, Nickle"

Marion throws out a Raticate!

Axel
"This next one will be tough"

Marion
"Raticate, I think you know what to do here."

Nickle
-I am aware of this one-

Nickle sighs

Marion grasps a small rainbow stone on her brooch.

Nickle braces for impact

Cici
[raticate] runs in a circle
[raticate] licks its own armpit
no bad ratdog

Drufle (GM)
Raticate begins glowing white, and when the glow fades...

Nickle
fire rat appears
did you get a pog?

Drufle (GM)
He reappears, his fur a crimson red, with sharp, long fangs and a mane of fire!
No, still no pogs.

Nickle
no, thats fine
I can imagine
the glorious mane

Romain
give it the aura

Nickle
it has a speed of 6?
I assume

Marion
"Mega Raticate, let's clean up!"

Drufle (GM)
Yep!
My turn first!

Nickle
come on, Def, do your thing
just get one attack off

Drufle (GM)
Ember!

Nickle
Thundershock
special, crap

Drufle (GM)
Sigh.
Raticate used Ember!
Target Nickle
Roll 4 1 1 + 4
AC 14
Damage 3

Nickle
YES

Drufle (GM)
Really?
Come on now.

Cici
lool

Nickle
AHAHAHAAHA!!1

Drufle (GM)
Go ahead.

Nickle the bracing Nickle watches as an ember flies past him

Cici
nickle the bracing nickle
Nickle:
Nickle used Thundershock!
Target Raticate
Roll 4 6 6 + 6
AC 14
Damage 2

Drufle (GM)
Nickle, the bracing Nickle.
Wow.

Nickle
YESSSSS

Drufle (GM)
That is.

Cici
mother fuck

Drufle (GM)
Silly.

Nickle
EAT IT

Cici
hax

Drufle (GM)
Well that's two damage, then.
Next attack!

Nickle regains his confidence

Nickle
-I've done enough-

Drufle (GM)
Take Down!

Nickle
Thundershock
roll physical
Drufle (GM):
Raticate used Take Down!
Target Nickle
Roll 3 5 5 + 6
AC 15
Damage 3
Good!

Nickle
I think thats a hit

Drufle (GM)
It is, yes.

Nickle
Nickle is down
now does Reckless work?

Drufle (GM)
No damage on high roll.
rolling 1d6 ( 3 ) = 3
Nuts.

Nickle
pffft
perfect

Nickle falls to the ground

Drufle (GM)
One damage to Mega Raticate!

Nickle
"zzzzrrrrt....zzz..."

Marion
"Good, good!"

Nickle eye dims out

Axel
"Okay, Copper, get Nickle out of the way. Rochelle! Its your turn!"

Rochelle runs into the field, trips, and rolls over, stopping face first

Cici
wait did nickle really only have 2 hp left

Rochelle
yes

Cici
that's resisted isn't it
aw i thought he had 3
bummer

Copper pulls Nickle out of the battle

Cici
nickles fucking dead
holys hit

Drufle (GM)
Let's have us a fight!

Rochelle
The god has fallen

Drufle (GM)
Ready?

Cambria
EXCUSE ME

Drufle (GM)
Take Down!

Rochelle
Rock Throw
I'm relying on my Physical Attack
this is gonna suck
Drufle (GM):
Raticate used Take Down!
Target Rochelle
Roll 2 2 2 + 6
AC 15
Damage 2
Sigh.

Rochelle
no dice

Romain
nice

Drufle (GM)
My luck is really not with me.

Rochelle gets up

Rochelle then shakes herself off

Drufle (GM)
Mega Raticate charges at Rochelle, but the little Pokemon dives out of the way!
Rochelle:
Rochelle used Rock Throw!
Target Raticate
Roll 1 3 4 + 4
AC 14
Damage 3

Cici
:[

Rochelle
no good

Drufle (GM)
Ooh, no dice.
Next!

Cici
whiff

Rochelle attempts to kick a rock towards Raticate, but trips again

Drufle (GM)
Ember!

Rochelle
Same thing
Rock Throw
Drufle (GM):
Raticate used Ember!
Target Rochelle
Roll 6 6 4 + 4
AC 14
Damage 1

Rochelle
I'm going to need a good roll

Drufle (GM)
FOOM

Rochelle
just a scratch

Rochelle gets a bit singed

Cici
rock doesnt resist that right
i always forget

Rochelle
it does
Now she's mad

Drufle (GM)
I included the resist.

Cici
does it really

Drufle (GM)
Yep!

Romain
yee

Drufle (GM)
Ground doesn't, though.
Rochelle:
Rochelle used Rock Throw!
Target Raticate
Roll 5 3 5 + 4
AC 14
Damage 3

Drufle (GM)
Rock does.

Rochelle
Good roll

Cici
i always think that steel/rock is weak to fire

Drufle (GM)
Oof!

Cici
for some reason

Drufle (GM)
And Mega Raticate is down!

Rochelle stomps the round, causing a rock to pop out

Rochelle then drop kicks the rock into the Raticates face

Rochelle
Like an effing boss

Marion frowns slightly.

Marion
"All these powerful young trainers!"

Rochelle topples over to Axel, looking very pleased with herself

Marion
"My, I never would have expected such power!"

Axel
"That was amazing, Rochelle!"

Axel picks up Rochelle

Romain
"That was exhilarating to watch. I wonder how it feels on the field of battle."

Cici cheers

Cici
"Nice work, guys!"

Marion
"Well, sir, I believe this is yours, then."

Romain
"Between two trainers."

Axel
"This was her first battle, I wasn't sure I was going to win"

Marion walks over to Axel and pulls something out of her purse.

Romain
a gun

Axel
"Oh? A badge? Thank you so much"

Marion
"Here you are, this is your badge!"

Cici
stick em up

Axel
"If only Nickle were awake to see it"
"This was his idea"

Marion
"As I'm sure your friend Will informed you, this is the Diverse Badge!"

Romain
r i p nickle
2015-2015

Axel accepts the badge

Axel
"Ah, yes, he showed us his badge earlier"

Marion
"And unfortunately, we do not yet have the rest of the rewards."
"The league is still young, you see."

Nickle
I can be remade, we have the technology

Marion
"I will make sure they reach you when the time comes."

Axel
"Oh, thats perfectly alright"
"We just wanted the battle. It was intense"

Marion
"Of course, yes."

Axel
"I have never seen Raticate do that before"

Marion
"It is astounding, is it not?"

Romain
tms have not been invented yet

Copper carries Nickle over to Axel

Marion
"Oh, actually, I do believe I have the monetary reward. Let me get that for you!"

Axel
oh good, we've been needing that

Drufle (GM)
Now, do I remember how much that is...
I believe it's 5000 pokeyen?
Let me check.

Axel
5000?
Holy bejeeze
More gym battles, please
Romain, who will you open with?

Drufle (GM)
Yep, 5000 pokeyen.

Romain
rotom

Axel
do you want to save Candle Jack for the Raticate?

Drufle (GM)
And 2 exp, mark that down.

Axel
YES! DING!!

Drufle (GM)
Man, I hadn't even thought of that.
Candle Jack is gonna be a huge pain for me.

Axel
I hope he is

Romain
tfw wall each other

Drufle (GM)
Marion returns and hands the money to Axel.

Axel
I need to choose boons now

Marion
"Now, there was another challenger?"

Axel
also, buff Nickle to 5 Attack now
"Uhh...I think so"

Copper points to Romain

Copper
She's learning how this works

Romain
"I am the next challenger."

Marion
"Good, good."

Copper
so 5000 yen confirmed?

Marion
"Let's have an excellent battle!"

Romain
druffle my farty if you please

Drufle (GM)
Yes.
5000 pokeyen.
Farty?

Copper
choosing boons, may not say much for a while

Marion
"Oh my, Ghost types? I will have quite the difficulty with you, I'm sure."

Romain
"It is said that the incantations of Mismagius can either bring torment or happiness. Tell me, is this battle going to bring us torment, or happiness?"

Copper
give her hell, Romain

Marion smiles.

Copper
Ooooh

Marion
"Shall we find out?"

Copper
What an opening
much jealous

Romain
"We should."

Marion tosses out Starly!

Marion
"Ah, an Electric type as well!"

Romain
sorry i was on another tab for most of the battle
how to moves
just say the attacks first yeah?

Drufle (GM)
Yes.
I outspeed you, though.
At least I think I do...

Romain
rotom has speed focus

Drufle (GM)
Really?
Well then!
You go first!
Ready?
Peck!

Romain
thunder shock

Drufle (GM)
Roll!

Romain
oops i think i forgot to click

Drufle (GM)
It happens.
Romain:
Laughingstock used Thunder Shock!
Target Starly
Roll 1 3 3 + 6
AC 14
Damage 4
no!!

Drufle (GM)
Oof.
A miss!
Starly used Peck!
Target Laughingstock
Roll 6 3 6 + 6
AC 14
Damage 1
A hit!
Take your one damage, and let us continue.
Ready?

Romain
"Lightning never strikes the same place twice. Please don't miss like that again, it's embarrassing! :<"

Drufle (GM)
Peck!

Romain
Thunder shock

Drufle (GM)
Peck is literally Starly's only non-Normal move.
By the way.
Romain:
Laughingstock used Thunder Shock!
Target Starly
Roll 3 5 5 + 6
AC 14
Damage 4

Drufle (GM)
And there we go.
Starly is down!

Marion shakes her head.

Marion
"My my, where do youngsters find these..."
"Aipom, please help me out."

Romain
"In abandoned buildings."

Drufle (GM)
Now, we come to a bit of an impass.

Copper
behold the mighty Rotom

Romain
ow ow wait a moment

Copper
I'm back

Drufle (GM)
Aipom has literally nothing but Normal moves.
Sooooooooo

Copper
Aipom forfeits
just leaves

Drufle (GM)
Ready?

Copper
"I can't deal with dis shit. You crazy, lady"
no, Copper didn't say that

Cici
what a potty mouth

Copper
I tried to do a thing
[]
okay, those work
[Aipom] "I can't deal with dis shit. You crazy, lady"

Romain
wait just a moment
crippling pain

Drufle (GM)
?

Copper
ouch, that's been bugging you for a while, hasn't it?

Drufle (GM)
Did you like, break your foot or something?

Copper
I need to go eat
BRB

Drufle (GM)
Mhm.

Copper
get well soon, Golurk
my sheet is updated now, Drufle
brb

Drufle (GM)
Good!

Romain
literally every move i make
this is the worst
ok let go
s

Drufle (GM)
Double-Edge!

Romain
thunder shock

Drufle (GM)
Go ahead!
Romain:
Laughingstock used Thunder Shock!
Target Aipom
Roll 6 6 6 + 6
AC 14
Damage 2

Drufle (GM)
...
Well then.

Romain
666

Drufle (GM)
You know, despite the fact that only does 2 damage.
I think it's going to count as 3 because of your literally max roll.

Romain
THE PAIN MAKES ME STRONGER

Drufle (GM)
Aipom is down!

Marion
"Preposterous! What an absurdly powerful Pokemon!"

Romain
"That spark could revive the dead, Stock.Great work."

Marion
"Raticate, it's your turn!"
"Let's finish the job!"
"Mega Evolve!"

Romain
"Here we go."

Drufle (GM)
Once more, the Raticate glows, and it is replaced with a more fearsome, and flame-ridden Mega Raticate!
Right!
Ready?

Romain
Thunder Shock again

Drufle (GM)
Ember!
Roll away!

Romain
who is faster

Drufle (GM)
You of course.

Romain
still me?
ok good
Laughingstock used Thunder Shock!
Target Raticate
Roll 5 5 3 + 6
AC 14
Damage 2

Drufle (GM)
Yikes.

Romain
hecka

Drufle (GM)
That's 2 damage to Mega Raticate!
And he retaliates!
Raticate used Ember!
Target Laughingstock
Roll 4 6 6 + 4
AC 15
Damage 2
BAM

Romain
"!!"

Drufle (GM)
The two trade elemental blows, singing each other.
Ready?

Romain
"The will of the wisp has faltered."
dpes rotom faint

Drufle (GM)
Ember!
Does he?
Oh he does.

Romain
other mons only have 3 hp right

Drufle (GM)
He's been hit before, I forgot.
Yep!

Romain
"Oh dear."

Drufle (GM)
Poor Laughingstock zaps and buzzes, and falls to the ground!

Jack
'singing each other'

Marion
"Aha! Excellent!"

Romain
"I apologize for overexerting you."

Marion
"Here I was worried this was going poorly!"

Romain
"I think it's time to, as they say, fight fire with fire."
"Go forth, Candle Jack!"

Drufle (GM)
Ready?
Take down!

Romain
Thunder Shock

Drufle (GM)
Er?

Romain
yes i can use that

Drufle (GM)
Seriously?

Romain
it says special attack and ghost type
i guess it does??

Drufle (GM)
Hot damn, you can!
Impressive!
Well, I believe I go first now.

Romain
"The static has rubbed off on this candle, and I think it holds a charge pretty well, don't you think?"
Drufle (GM):
Raticate used Take Down!
Target Candle Jack
Roll 6 2 2 + 6
AC 14
Damage 2
Grr.

Romain
literally zero all the time

Drufle (GM)
Wait, that hits.
Good!
Take your two damage.
I'll check my recoil.
No damage on high.
rolling 1d6 ( 2 ) = 2

Drufle (GM)
Nuts!
1 hp off of Mega Raticate.

Romain
im sorry i think i misread something

Drufle (GM)
?

Romain
are type immunities are still a thing

Drufle (GM)
Technically, no.
Instead of doing zero damage, immunities do -2 damage
Take Down does +1 and Raticate has ATK focus.
So it would normally do 4, and is reduced to 2 with Ghost immunity.
It's bizarre, but that's what the book says.

Romain
ok

Drufle (GM)
Roll your thundershock!

Copper
I'm back
Romain:
Candle Jack used Thunder Shock!
Target Raticate
Roll 1 4 1 + 6
AC 14
Damage 2

Drufle (GM)
Oof.

Romain
dan

Drufle (GM)
Next!

Copper
When did Candle Jack learn thundershock?
what'd I miss?

Romain
from the start

Drufle (GM)
Turns out, ghost types with SPATK focus get it!

Copper
wow
that's coolio

Drufle (GM)
Dragon/Ghost/Psychic/Normal types with SPATK, actually.
Or any Electric type.
Ready?

Axel
I knew about Dragons getting it

Drufle (GM)
Take Down!

Romain
still Thunder Shock

Drufle (GM)
Alright, let's see how this goes.
Raticate used Take Down!
Target Candle Jack
Roll 6 2 4 + 6
AC 14
Damage 1
Hoo hoo!

Axel
uh oh

Romain
ruh roh

Axel
who's been taken out so far?

Drufle (GM)
And down goes Candle Jack!
Oh, wait.
You have more than 3 hp.
Nevermind!

Romain
yes

Axel
he's got a ways to go
also recoil
roll Reckless

Drufle (GM)
Yes, lemme do that.
rolling 1d6 ( 2 ) = 2

Axel
dun forget

Drufle (GM)
Come on!
Poor Mega Raticate.

Axel
Who will go down first?

Drufle (GM)
Roll Thundershock!

Axel
Candle to Take Down? Or Raticate to Takedown?
Romain:
Candle Jack used Thunder Shock!
Target Raticate
Roll 5 3 4 + 6
AC 14
Damage 2

Drufle (GM)
And that's it!

Romain
"Better!"

Axel
find out tonight on Gym Wars Weekly

Drufle (GM)
Mega Raticate is down!

Axel
or right now
that works too

Drufle (GM)
The flaming rodent stumbles, and collapses!

Axel
"Romain! Congrats!"

Romain
"It's unconscious!"

Drufle (GM)
Mark your two EXP, Romain.

Romain
hecka

Drufle (GM)
And add the 5000 pokeyen ahead of time, just so we don't forget.

Marion
"Astounding!"
"Most impressive, young man!"

Axel
I actually can't wait to try my new moves
finally a special steel attack

Marion
"Here you go, sir."

Axel
Nuke everything with Flash Cannon
I think its flash cannon

Marion hands Romain the Diverse Badge!

Drufle (GM)
And the money too, of course.

Axel
Bullet Punch is iin Ultimate Steel

Romain
"So this is a badge. Ah, I feel so accomplished. "

Axel
I find this funny

Marion
"It is a testament to your ability to use variety to your advantage!"
"And as your little Litwick just showed, I believe you have done quite well!"

Romain
"Now both of you, thank the nice lady for the experience."

Marion smiles and squats in front of the Ghost Pokemon.

Romain props Rotom up like a puppet.

Marion
"What wonderful Pokemon!"
"Now, unless your other friends are challenging me..."

Marion stands up again, slowly.

Axel
"Cici, Jack? do you guys feel like giving it a try?"

Jack
I can't harm this sweet old lady's pokemon any further

Drufle (GM)
Cici is currently finding a place to rest her laptop.

Jack
I don't want her to feel awful for losing three times

Drufle (GM)
:P

Jack
it was hard nough watching romain

Axel
also fire rat

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, Romain kinda ruined her.
It's to be expected for a Ghost-type trainer against a Normal-type gym.

Jack
"No... I'm fine thank you"

Marion
"Very well!"
"I believe I shall retire for now, then. I think I've had quite enough battling for a while, and my Pokemon are tired as well."

Jack
and they hobbled away

Marion smiles and waves, and brings her Pokemon to the back room.

Axel
"That went...rather well I think"

Romain
soon: Some Guy: "What were you doing inside that abandoned building for hours???"
dun dun dun

Copper places Nickle on top of Rochelle, who is in Axel's arms

Jack
"Axel you have balls"

Axel
"Copper, seriously?"
"Hmmm, er yes, I do have pokeballs"

Axel wobbles a little under the weight

Drufle (GM)
Well I think that went wonderfully!

Copper rests on top of the pile

Axel
"Copper, please"

Drufle (GM)
Cici is having some technical issues, so we'll have to excuse her for a bit.

Axel
thats okay

Drufle (GM)
So, what next?
Do we do a bit more shopping?
Or is it off to the mountains?

Axel
we have money to buy an item finder

Drufle (GM)
True!

Axel
lets grab that real quick
so we have apricorns and items
who wants to carry the item finder?

Jack
MEEEEE

Drufle (GM)
For your sanity's sake, I won't play the Tormalia theme again.

Axel
thank you

Drufle (GM)
How about something else?

Axel
this music works

Romain
can i just stay quiet the rest of the session

Axel
okay, so do we chip in 2500 to buy item finder?

Romain
i cant move

Axel
me and romain got money

Drufle (GM)
You can't move
?
Oh, in real life.

Axel
he is in pain, Druf

Drufle (GM)
Uh, sure.
That sounds good.

Axel
Romain doesn't talk much anyways, so don't worry

Drufle (GM)
So who is buying the Itemfinder?

Axel
I was pitching in 2500

Jack
moi

Drufle (GM)
Alright then, mark those down!

Axel
I don't think Jack got money yet

Jack
no but
I shall HOLD the thing

Drufle (GM)
Oh right, he is still kind of broke isn't he.

Jack
it is a present to me from you

Axel
I've only put half up

Jack
>:(

Axel
I was hoping Romain would pick up the other half

Jack
I am actually worried
abt golurk

Axel
I am too
And mildly frustrated I can't help

Drufle (GM)
What's wrong with him?

Jack
he was complaining about deep chest pains earlier today

Axel
aye, and from the looks of it they haven't stopped

Drufle (GM)
Oh dear, that is really bad.
I hope he isn't too hurt.

Axel
he's pretty badly hurt, from what I can tell

Jack
I assumed he just pulled an intercostal or something but it hasn't stopped

Drufle (GM)
I think we can safely say that Romain is willing to chip in the remaining cash.
If not, we can do something about it.
Ah, there's Cici.

phoone
no im not
shh
carry on

Drufle (GM)
:P

Axel
welcome back Phoone/Cici

phoone
i wont be here long seriously this will be so weird in the log

Drufle (GM)
Well then.

Axel
that puts me down to 3200
so...Ultra ball plz?

Drufle (GM)
That's still quite a lot!
Of course, go ahead.

Axel
Though I may just buy them from Cici
she gets the discount

Drufle (GM)
They're 600 each for her.
So just buy them as such from your account.

Axel
I'll buy 2 for 1200 then

Drufle (GM)
I think we can always assume that you are buying Poke Balls through Cici.

Axel
through her generosity

Drufle (GM)
Good!
So, let's move on then, shall we?
Off to uh.

Axel
does Jack have the item finder?

Drufle (GM)
Whatever Route this is.
Yes, he does.
I hope he has a good Aptitude stat!

Axel
Also, I'd like to search for Apricorns once we leave the city

Jack
it's 6 ya dingus

Drufle (GM)
You search for Apricorns as part of Sanctuaries, unfortunately.
It's not an immediate thing.

Cici
it's so quiet
man the assets are loading in

Drufle (GM)
Yes, I'm going to move you over.

Axel
oh, I can't just look?

Cici
VEERY slowly

Jack
also is it an item or not
it's not in the google

Axel
Item Finder is an item

Drufle (GM)
Whenever you happen upon a Pokémon sanctuary, you can
search it for apricorns to collect. Roll 2d6 twice. You get two of each of the
types of apricorn you rolled corresponding to the apricorn table

Cici
hi

Axel
can I do this for the santuary we already found?

Cici
everything is white

Jack
ah there it is

Cici
oh now theres music

Drufle (GM)
It's a city!

Axel
give it a second Cici

Jack
they call it the Dowsing Machine

Cici
it's been about a full minute

Drufle (GM)
There are no Apricorns in the city!

Axel
Dowsing Mchn

Cici
im gonna f5

Axel
Sancturary though

Drufle (GM)
Did you actually have the kit at that point?
I forget.

Axel
I...don't know?

phoone
yeah okay everything is white and not loading in at all

Axel
when did we but it?

phoone
our user avatars are here but that's it
why

Drufle (GM)
I don't remember, but I'll allow it.
Roll 2d6 twice.

Axel
okay
rolling 2d6 + 2d6 ( 4 + 4 )+( 1 + 1 ) = 10
8 + 2
8 and 2

Drufle (GM)
You get 2 red apricorns!

Axel
woo

phoone
noice

Drufle (GM)
Right then, how long is this walk...

Axel
ummm
where are we going?

Drufle (GM)
To the mountains!

Axel
right then?

Drufle (GM)
That's where Hawthorne is, you've been told.
It is quite a walk, it seems.

Axel
to the first crossroads is...

Jack
two days

Drufle (GM)
See the circle marked 3?

Axel
7 hours

Jack
isn't this a lovely view
moor and mountain

Axel
from there

Drufle (GM)
That's Spinel village.
That's your destination.

Axel
11 hours
7 + 11

Jack
I see no circles
or threes

Axel
+ uphill climb

Drufle (GM)
On the map, Jack.

Axel
so 18 hours miniumum

Jack
oh ok

Drufle (GM)
It is going to be, quite a walk.

Jack
yeah this takes a couple days

Axel
with the battle and uphill climb, we'll likely have to sleep somewhere

phoone
there

Jack
we camp out with our hyperspatial camping gear

phoone
had to reboot browser
again

Axel
you here, Phoone?

Drufle (GM)
Of course.

Cici
now it actually works

Axel
this is gonna take aaaages

Drufle (GM)
So the entire rest of Day 3 is spent wandering through the lovely polar country side of North Galens.

Axel
can I try to invent an item to quicken our pace?
like a grapple hook?

Drufle (GM)
You uh.

Cici
im gonna assume everyone won the fights and then we left

Drufle (GM)
You aren't at the mountains yet.

Axel
not now, of course

Drufle (GM)
Cici: Yep!

Axel
when we get there

Drufle (GM)
Oh, right.

Cici
hooray

Drufle (GM)
Sure!

Axel
Nickle wrecked house until Raticate

Cici
i saw your fight

Axel
Then Rochelle drop kicked a rock into the rat's face

Cici
not romain's tho

Drufle (GM)
I think we'll skip the encounter for Day 3, seeing as we had two gym battles that day.

Axel
it was glorious

Drufle (GM)
Unless there are objections.

Cici
none here

Axel
I didn't see Romains
though from what I hear, it was VERY onesided
I like encounters, but we've had enough this day

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, Romain's battle was uh.

Axel
unless its a santuary

Drufle (GM)
Not really much of a fight.
Until M.Raticate, he was just sweeping.

Jack
there ain't much sanctuary out on the highland moors

Axel
Aipom couldn't even hit him
at all
do we search for items on this new day?

Drufle (GM)
Right then, how about we move on to Day 4?
Search?
How so?

Axel
items
finds
finder
stuff

Cici
the itemfinder works when you already roll treasure

Drufle (GM)
That's for encounter treasures!

Jack
no we search during treasure things

Axel
oh

Cici
like we just get MORE stuff with it, when we already would

Drufle (GM)
It gets you more treasure!

Axel
alrighty then, continue
Nickle is awake again, being Nickle

Drufle (GM)
So the party, having woken up from their camp in the middle of the tundra's forests.

Cici
there she go

Drufle (GM)
Continue their long, arduous trek to Spinel village!

Cici
"My poor feet."

Axel
"Mountains..."

Drufle (GM)
Now, I think we'll do our encounter.

Cici
><

Jack
"Why did we pick the soggy road?!"

Axel
"Who builds a city on a mountain?"
mountain encounter?

Cici
"Why don't we have a car?"

Jack
"who KNOWS what's hiding in the heather"

Axel
"Would a car even work up here?"

Drufle (GM)
Just a moment!

Cici
"If I had to guess, Jack, just more of those Spearow we kept seeing earlier."

Axel
"We'd be better off riding Nickle, honestly"

Axel adjusts his hold on Rochelle

Cici
im gonna be crazy and say that we in fact saw pokemon during our 8 hour walk that DIDNT fight us

Axel
He's still carrying her

Jack
"I knew we'd make good time by freezing a path out of the mud"

Cici laughs

Drufle (GM)
The mountains loom high above you, and you still can't seem to see Spinel.

Jack
"thanks, Brunt!"

Cici
"Whaddya say, Nickle? Give me a ride?"

Axel
nice song

Drufle (GM)
It's still quite a long walk.

Axel
fitting

Cici
"Pleaaase?"

Nickle
"Zrrtn"

Nickle gives Cici and odd look

Drufle (GM)
Now, how about some Pokemon?

Nickle
Sure

Jack
yeahh

Cici
"It was a good idea, Jack..."

Drufle (GM)
I'm gonna do something crazy and mix up encounters!

Cici
"I just don't think the rest of us quite have the... dexterity... needed to skate along the ice like that."

Cici fell down. A lot.

Drufle (GM)
rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4

Nickle remembers all the walkers slipping

Nickle
all the time

Nickle sighs

Cici
walkers

Drufle (GM)
rolling 1d6( 5 ) = 5

Cici
amc's the walking pokemon

Jack
"I'm sure if you had more practice..."

Axel
"My head is already jumbled, I don't think I could handle ice too"
"Also, I have to carry Rochelle"

Drufle (GM)
rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4

Jack
"Axel. You. Have. Balls."

Cici
"Ice just isn't my thing. I'm a warm kind of person."

Drufle (GM)
Right then, I have my Pokemon. Now to get the pogs!

Jack
pogemon

Cici
"...I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."

Axel
"I know I have balls, they're in my pocket. What are you even saying?"
I just looked up Bergmite's weight

Jack
">:I"

Axel
holy cow they are HEAVY

Cici
bergmite?
not roggenrola?

Axel
Roggenrolla is not even close
I was comparing

Cici
ah
lol
they are literally small icebergs i guess
ice weighs a lot

Axel
Bergmite is litterally over 200 pounds

Jack
roggo is 39.7 lbs

Cici
Big

Axel
he weighs more than all of us
I thought Bergmite was a little guy.
I was wrong
so very wromg

Cici
dense

Jack
1 metre tall

Cici
ive run out of commentary

Axel
40 pounds of Rochelle. The chip in her head lessens the weight

Jack
big indeed

Axel
where is her pog, anyways?

Jack
yeah I thought they were half that

Axel
She's always out

Brunt finally feels at home

Axel
Avallugg is going to be gargantuan

Romain
i think my skeleton wants t o escape

Axel
Has it gotten worse, Golurk?
See a doctor, seriously

Drufle (GM)
You can leave if you want, Golurk.

Axel
this has gone on too long

Drufle (GM)
We don't want to keep you here if it hurts too much.

Axel
don
wait
go and save yourself

Cici
golurk what did you do to yourself
are you being drafted
to
the skeleton war
The Curse...

Jack
it feels the call of the hallowed eve

Cici
no but like actually what happened r u ok

Drufle (GM)
Er... what happened to the music.

Axel
its still going, donn't worry

Drufle (GM)
Ok, I can't hear it anymore for some reason.

Axel
we've got more important things to worry about

Drufle (GM)
Done!
Suddenly, Pokemon!

Axel
gaps
gasp
variety
A ryhorn?

Drufle (GM)
They show up in Mountains!

Nickle looks up

Jack
oh myy

Drufle (GM)
So, who's ready for a fight?
Nickle:
Aptitude
Check: 14

Jack
I am!

Nickle
wait
wrong check
Attention
Check: 12

Drufle (GM)
Who's fighting whom?

Nickle
okay, there we go
I'm on the Glalie

Jack
can I get another ice friend

Nickle
cause I'm a badass magnet

Drufle (GM)
Well I mean, you guys can pick.
Sure!

Cici
i was writing a wooperdex

Drufle (GM)
I can have you fight a Snorunt if you'd like.

Cici
i don't want to catch any of these so ill fight whatevo

Nickle
Cici, you may not want to fight the ice types

Cici
yeah :P

Drufle (GM)
Is this good?

Cici
i could use a trubbish but still

Nickle
actually either me or Romain can handle the Glalie

Jack
fine by me

Drufle (GM)
Alright!

Cici
flavor text us up m8
whats haps

Drufle (GM)
I'll leave the music up because it seems like a good fighting song.

Nickle
I approve

Drufle (GM)
The party walks through the mountain trail, when they hear a rumbling from nearby.

Nickle revs up

Drufle (GM)
A lone Rhyhorn is chasing a pair of Snorunt, and a Glalie seems to be eyeing the Rhyhorn quite angrily.

Cici
"Anyone else hear that...?"

Axel
"Ummm...yes?"

Cici
"Uh oh."

Axel looks at Nickle

Cici
"Maybe we should stay out of this..."

Nickle nods. We heard something

Drufle (GM)
The Glalie hears your footsteps, and rotates quickly.

Axel
"Well, they may not give us the chance!"

Drufle (GM)
It growls, and its breath is a chilling frost.

Jack
"w-why are the ALL attacking us!"

Cici
"If I had to guess, they're in a bit of a panic."

Drufle (GM)
The Glalie roars, and the Snorunt and Rhyhorn surprisedly turn to face the intruders.

Axel
"That...that is very bad"

Drufle (GM)
They rush forward to fight!

Nickle gives a Stern Look to the attackers

Cici
"Odd that they're willing to work together with the pokemon who was just chasing them..."

Cici sighs

Nickle eyes up the Glalie

Cici
"Alright, let's get this over with."

Drufle (GM)
Now, their speeds are all 4, so you guys might actually go first!

Axel
"Is their any explanation for this, Cici?"
Nickle goes first then

Jack
how do resolve speed ties

Axel
roll

Drufle (GM)
Romain seems to still be painfully MIA, so I'll just flavor text his fight.
Yes, 1d6 for ties.

Jack
ok

Drufle (GM)
rolling 1d6( 3 ) = 3

Nickle meets the Glalie halfway

Cici
whose roll is that for

Drufle (GM)
Jack.
He was the one that asked.

Cici
rooll

Nickle
K rool

Cici
???

Jack
rolling 1d6( 2 ) = 2

Cici
alright

Nickle
King K Rool, Phoone

Jack
bah

Drufle (GM)
My Snorunt goes first!

Cici
thats not what i was ???ing about

Drufle (GM)
So Axel, I believe you outspeed this glalie?

Nickle
oh

Jack
wondering where I wuz

Nickle
I outspeed, yes

Cici
lol

Drufle (GM)
Go ahead!

Nickle
Got some new toys
me?
or Jack?

Cici
everyone just went dead silent for like 30 seconds so i thought i dcd

Nickle
oh

Drufle (GM)
We do left to right.
As per usual.

Nickle
okay, so then I'm first

Cici
i also tie

Jack
roman

Nickle
since Romain isn't here

Cici
should we roll now druf

Romain
hi

Drufle (GM)
rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4

Romain
i think i can

Cici
rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4

Drufle (GM)
Oh, are you ok Golurk?

Cici
fucking

Drufle (GM)
dangit
rolling 1d6 ( 6 ) = 6

Nickle
Welp

Cici
i concede

Drufle (GM)
pfff
Very well.

Nickle
no, you must never give up

Cici
i dont want another tie

Drufle (GM)
Romain, are you sure you're ok?

Nickle
do it!

Romain
im sitting up now

Cici
yeah golurk like whats up are u dying

Romain
yes

Cici
plz dont hurt urself

Drufle (GM)
Well that's a stark improvement.

Nickle
Sitting up is good
maybe

Drufle (GM)
If you'd like to participate, you're up first!
You outspeed Snorunt's 4, I imagine.

Romain
oh boy ice types

Nickle
yep

Romain
its a tie

Drufle (GM)
rolling 1d6( 1 ) = 1

Nickle
roll 1d6

Drufle (GM)
Sigh

Nickle
sry Druf

Romain
rolling 1d6( 5 ) = 5

Nickle
when you needed it most, you just couldn't get it
Ember them to oblivion

Drufle (GM)
Go ahead!
It's your turn first.
Romain:
Candle Jack used Ember!
Target Snorunt
Roll 3 3 2 + 6
AC 13
Damage 4
welp

Drufle (GM)
Ah well.

Cici
:[

Drufle (GM)
So close.

Nickle
pray for no rock attacks
there is a Rhyhorn on the team
Drufle (GM):
Snorunt used Icy Wind!
Target Candle Jack
Roll 3 6 4 + 6
AC 15
Damage 0

Jack
rock slide, everyone dies

Drufle (GM)
Freeze on high.
rolling 1d6 ( 1 ) = 1
Nuts!

Nickle
excellent work, Snorunt

Drufle (GM)
Alright Nickle, your turn!

Nickle
truly an inspiration to us all
the electricity surrounding Nickle turns into a brilliant light
Nickle used Flash Cannon!
Target Glalie
Roll 1 2 1 + 6
AC 13
Damage 4

Drufle (GM)
Oh dear.
Mark 1 exp!

Nickle launches a bomb of light, but misses

Nickle
1 EXP?

Drufle (GM)
Learning from Failures!

Nickle
oh, cool

Drufle (GM)
Whenever you roll a 2 or 3 on a non-spammable roll, you get 1 EXP.
The Flash Cannon misses Glalie by a mile, and it crashes into a nearby mountain.

Nickle
wow, I did not know that

Drufle (GM)
It rumbles a bit.

Nickle
"zzzzt..."

Jack
we keep forgetting

Cici tenses up

Cici
"Axel, please tell me you didn't just cause an avalanche."

Nickle seems mildly frustrated

Axel
"I...where?"

Jack
"Axel!! please be more careful!"

Axel
"Oh...there...uh...oops?"
Drufle (GM):
Glalie used Sheer Cold!
Target Nickle
Roll 2 3 4 + 6
AC 15
Damage 5
That does not hit.

Jack
8(

Axel
damn it
I was hoping it didn't know that

Drufle (GM)
Rhyhorn!

Axel
Revenge of the santabird

Cici
"Here it comes, Clara!"
Drufle (GM):
Rhyhorn used Rollout!
Target Clara
Roll 5 2 3 + 6
AC 15
Damage 1

Axel
high Def, go go go

Drufle (GM)
Nuts!

Axel
Rollout, cool

Cici
"Swing and a miss!"

Drufle (GM)
Clara, your turn.

Jack
vhere I com frum, we EET things as smol as yu

Axel
may want to switch to special attacks

Cici
"Alright, now, give it a Razor Leaf as it comes around for another pass!"
i dont have special grass moves

Drufle (GM)
pfff

Cici
how do i use these newfangled macros

Axel
"Uh, Cici, you're dealing with a very hard pokemon. If you have a special attack, now would be the time"

Drufle (GM)
Oh, right.

Axel
Axel doesn't know that

Drufle (GM)
Click on Clara, then on Physical-Attack.

Axel
wait, did Clara just hit herself?
no wait
dang it

Drufle (GM)
No, she's attacking Rhyhorn.
Hopefully.

Axel
I am not paying attention
Cici:
Clara used Razor Leaf!
Target Rhyhorn
Roll 4 4 5 + 5
AC 14
Damage 7
i think i did it right...

Drufle (GM)
Uh.

Cici
>7

Axel
Ryhorn is not max Def?

Cici
what

Drufle (GM)
That seems concerning.
It's damage mod you put in.

Axel
4x weakness doesn't work like that

Drufle (GM)
Not attack mod.

Cici
oh

Drufle (GM)
I mean you hit anyway, and it faints.

Cici
what do i put in for damage mod then

Drufle (GM)
But just as a future note.

Cici
i thought that was using my attack but i guess it's already on the pog
so that makes sense :x
woops

Axel
do you put anything in damage mod?

Drufle (GM)
Well I think it's just +1 for that attack.
Because weakness.

Axel
Steel + rock is neutral

Drufle (GM)
Um.

Axel
oh wait, not steel

Drufle (GM)
Rhyhorn is ground/rock.

Cici
oh that'd be weakness and high attack then right

Axel
yeah

Drufle (GM)
Yep!

Cici
alright

Drufle (GM)
So Rhyhorn is out!

Cici
"Nice hit, Clara!"

Drufle (GM)
Jack, your turn!

Clara
>:U

Drufle (GM)
Or my turn, I forgot who won that roll.

Cici
you did druf

Axel
you won, druff

Drufle (GM)
Good!

Axel
I hope you're proud of yourself
for beating on a little boys pokemon
you monster
Jack:
Brunt used Ice Fang!
Target Snorunt
Roll 1 6 1 + 6
AC 14
Damage 2

Axel
not enough

Jack
I didn't put in any damage mods
should I have
Drufle (GM):
Snorunt used Ice Beam!
Target Brunt
Roll 1 4 4 + 6
AC 14
Damage 1
Yes, Ice resists Ice.

Axel
what is your highstat?

Jack
def

Drufle (GM)
We both miss terribly!

Axel
-1 then

Drufle (GM)
Back to Romain!

Jack
"this might take a while..."

Drufle (GM)
(You can switch to Bluejohn or Cambria, you know.)
Is Romain around?

Axel
bluejohn would be good

Romain
meme

Jack
bluejohn has no rock moves
I have no boons for them

Axel
oh
welp

Drufle (GM)
Oh, that's unfortunate.
Romain, you're up.

Axel
Cambria?

Romain
"Snorunt. Those evolve into Froslass don't they..."

Jack
cambria might be a help

Axel
"Err...I think so?"

Cici
"Froslass and the Glalie here both."
Romain:
Candle Jack used Ember!
Target Snorunt
Roll 6 2 4 + 6
AC 13
Damage 3

Cici
"Only the girls, though."

Drufle (GM)
And that's Snorunt down!

Cici
"Not sure how you'd tell."

Axel
good hit

Drufle (GM)
Man you guys are just cleaning up.

Nickle
-My turn-

Drufle (GM)
Go ahead Nickle!

Cici has relaxed after her fight and is just sort of expositioning now instead of helping

Axel
"Hey Nickle, fly higher!"

Drufle (GM)
Try not to cause an avalanche this time.

Axel
"I don't want you hitting more mountains"

Cici
"I mean these ones look a bit different than the Snorunt I'm used to."

Jack
yeah aim down

Cici
"Maybe you could ask them if they're girls."

Nickle complies without looking around, and aims another attack
Nickle:
Nickle used Flash Cannon!
Target Glalie
Roll 2 6 2 + 6
AC 13
Damage 4

Drufle (GM)
And that's a hit!

Nickle launches a powerful beam of light

Drufle (GM)
Glalie teeters and totters, hardly staying in the air.

Nickle
downward this time, not at mountains
of course it lives

Drufle (GM)
His previous snarl has weakened to a contemptuous frown, staring angrily.

Nickle
Watch Sheer Cold hit now
Drufle (GM):
Glalie used Sheer Cold!
Target Nickle
Roll 3 6 5 + 6
AC 14
Damage 5

Nickle glares down back at the Glalie

Drufle (GM)
That's uh.
15!
I actually hit!

Nickle sees the freezing cold, and can't avoid it

Drufle (GM)
Luckily for you, you don't go down though.
Due to special technicalities.

Nickle closes his eyes and takes the impact, feeling his insides freezing up

Nickle still floats in the air, but only just

Drufle (GM)
OHKO moves in PPP don't instantly knock a Pokemon out; instead, they just do as much damage as you have HP.
Since you resist it, you are left with 1 hp!

Romain
tfw sturdy

Drufle (GM)
Jack!

Axel
"Nickle! Are you okay!"

Drufle (GM)
Your turn!

Nickle
"Z-z-z-z-tt--t-t---..."

Drufle (GM)
You can switch to another Pokemon, or have someone assist if you'd like!

Jack
"Ok Brunt, I think this isn't going to go well like this"
"come back!"

Cici
wait i can help nickle out first

Jack
"Let's see what you can do, Cambria!"

Cici
right
i can join fite

Drufle (GM)
On his turn, yes.

Cici
[donnel] i can fite too

Drufle (GM)
Not sure why you'd want to, you're weak to Ice!

Cici
he's weak and i have the capability to switch pokemon
it's time
for terry

Drufle (GM)
True.

Nickle
join up in double battle

Drufle (GM)
Cambria, go ahead!

Jack
"do the thing!"

Nickle 's eye begins to flicker

Cambria shivering in the cold, she releases a water gun!

Nickle
poor girl
she's not used to this cold

Cambria
does stab apply

Drufle (GM)
Yep!
That just gives you the advantage, of course.

Cambria
what value?

Nickle
it gets the 2k roll

Cambria
so no damage mod

Nickle
it doens't add damage, it gives and advantage

Drufle (GM)
Your damage is normal, unless you have SPATK focus.

Nickle
the move should handle that on its own
Cambria:
Cambria used Water Gun!
Target Snorunt
Roll 4 6 2 + 4
AC 13
Damage 2

Drufle (GM)
A hit!

Nickle
nice hit

Drufle (GM)
The Snorunt goes down!

Cici
doof

Cambria
eh??>

Nickle
huh?

Drufle (GM)
Wait, does he?

Nickle
1 HP

Cici
he was on full hp wasnt he

Drufle (GM)
Oh, that Ice Fang didn't hit.
Right.

Cambria
yah

Nickle
Romain, stop

Drufle (GM)
There, got this.
Snorunt, go!

Nickle
wait for us
remember, water resists ice
Drufle (GM):
Snorunt used Ice Beam!
Target Cambria
Roll 1 1 5 + 6
AC 14
Damage 1
uggggg

Jack
but rock does not

Cici
later nerds

Nickle
pffft

Cici
scales mountain

Jack
I think

Nickle
Rock isn't weak to ice

Drufle (GM)
I miss!

Nickle
its neutral

Drufle (GM)
Nickle, go ahead!
Try and take him out!

Jack
bloody hell

Drufle (GM)
Ground is weak to Ice, not Rock.

Cici
"...Do you guys want help, or...?"

Nickle revs up with a newfound sense of vengence

Jack
stupid

Nickle
does Cici want to assist?

Cici
do they

Jack
"I'll holler when I'm dying, Cici!"

Cici
do i

Drufle (GM)
pffff

Cici
rock beats ice mopp

Nickle
now is the time

Romain
do i

Nickle
cause I'm about to attack

Drufle (GM)
Jack is so out of it right now.

Cici
how did we decide this works
can i throw out terry and have him take a shot instnatly

Drufle (GM)
You may switch and still attack in the same turn.

Cici
or do i need to use clara

Drufle (GM)
That was our final decision.

Cici
"Alright, let's give this a shot!"

Cici pulls out a pokeball from her waist, and checks the label

Cici
"Go, Terry!"

Drufle (GM)
This decision was mostly for speed purposes.

Cici
hug

Nickle
what speed is Terry? 4?

Jack
throw trash at goalie

Terry
"Trubbish!"

Drufle (GM)
The Glalie suddenly notices the Pokemon flanking it, and lazily rotates around.

Terry
Speed focus!

Drufle (GM)
Go ahead!

Nickle
ooh

Terry moves like a god damn trash ninja

Nickle
after you then

Nickle notices Terry, and moves behind the Glalie

Terry
"Give it a Poison Fang, Terry!"

Nickle
XD

Terry
terry motivates himself
internally
fuckin pumped
Terry used Poison Fang!
Target Glalie
Roll 4 6 3 + 5
AC 14
Damage 2
de_stroyed

Drufle (GM)
And that's it!
They are all down.

Nickle falls to the ground

Jack
except for me

Terry
"Trubbeeeeeeeeeeesh!"

Cici
OMG
YOU FORGOT AGAIN

Nickle
"zzz-z-zz-rr--r--r...."

Drufle (GM)
Shhhhhhh.

Cici
im laughing so hard

Drufle (GM)
It was a joke!

Jack
sure

Cici
people ARE GUIVING ME WEIFDR LOOKS

Nickle
XD

Drufle (GM)
Seriously, I wouldn't forget this another time.

Cici
well theres only one person still around but HES LOOKIN AT ME

Drufle (GM)
That would be embarassing.
Jack:
Cambria used Water Gun!
Target Snorunt
Roll 2 5 2 + 4
AC 13
Damage 2

Cici
i should probably go back to my dorm

Copper hands Drufle the Derp Award

Cici
im not catchin anything you guys clean up
gimme a sec

Drufle (GM)
Well, that unfortunately misses.

Jack
wah

Drufle (GM)
Let's see what Snorunt does!

Axel drops Rochelle and rushes out the Nickle
Drufle (GM):
Snorunt used Ice Beam!
Target Cambria
Roll 2 1 2 + 6
AC 14
Damage 1

Axel
if Cambria keeps having trouble, Rochelle will join

Drufle (GM)
GRRRR

Jack
rochelle rolls down a crevasse

Rochelle rolls over into Jack's fight

Drufle (GM)
Alright, your turn again Cambria!

Jack
the snorunt is shivering too much

Rochelle joins the fray

Rochelle
unwittingly

Jack
"you can do this girl!"

Rochelle
or is it?
Jack:
Cambria used Water Gun!
Target Snorunt
Roll 5 6 5 + 4
AC 13
Damage 2

Rochelle
alright, thats a hit
I was not needed

Drufle (GM)
And that's actually it!

Rochelle
pick me up please

Rochelle nudges Jack

Drufle (GM)
There we go, that was quite a fight.

Jack
"hooray! that was great Camby!"

Drufle (GM)
Everyone toss on 2 more EXP!

Axel is rumaging around for a potion

Axel
EXP yes
slurp

Cambria prays in thanks to Helix

Drufle (GM)
So, who's catching Pokemon?

Cambria
i ham

Axel
That Rhyhorn is tempting

Drufle (GM)
Click on yourself, then press Capture.

Axel
whats its catch rate?

Drufle (GM)
Good question!
It's 34, I believe.

Axel
34...
can I get that with a Pokeball?

Drufle (GM) throws the Master Ball at Glalie!
Drufle (GM):
Master Ball go!
Capture Roll 113
Capture DC 48

Jack
input strength is for mon or ball?

Drufle (GM)
That's how they work, by the way.
It's for the ball!

Jack
so poke is 20

Axel
20 + 2d6 + 6 would be my roll

Drufle (GM)
20 for Poke, 30 for Great, etc.

Jack throws the Poké Ball at Snorunt!
Jack:
Poké Ball go!
Capture Roll 36
Capture DC 30

Drufle (GM)
Fantastic!

Axel
I'll give it a shot

Jack
:D
snorunt get

Drufle (GM)
And so another member joins the squad.

Axel throws the Poké Ball at Rhyhorn!
Axel:
Poké Ball go!
Capture Roll 33
Capture DC 34

Drufle (GM)
Oh dear...

Axel
sigh
that's fine

Drufle (GM)
You sure?

Axel
Rhyhorn isn't a fave

Drufle (GM)
Alright then.

Axel
I'll let this go

Drufle (GM)
I believe Golurk wanted to catch the other Snorunt?

Romain
nah

Axel
I don't want to waste Ultras

Romain
literally zero moves
haha

Axel
not even for the potential?
of a ice/ghost?

Drufle (GM)
Alright then.

Romain
"Farewell, you shivering imps."

Drufle (GM)
So, treasure!

Copper is mildly disapointed with not catching a mon

Copper
Jack, this is all you

Romain
good thing copper cant catch anything

Hannan shivers in confusion

Axel
Hannan, that is an interesting name

Drufle (GM)
There, you should be able to control Hannan now.

Jack
so how to treasure again

Drufle (GM)
So, who makes the Attention roll?

Axel
Jack

Jack
me I guess

Axel
go Jack, win the game

Jack
it's the mountains

Axel
you can only succeed here
we believe in you

Drufle (GM)
Click on yourself, and then Attention in the top left.
Oh, whoops.
I forgot, I never put in Jack's stats.

Axel
seriously?

Drufle (GM)
I didn't have them available!

Axel
we lost a phoone

Jack
even after I put them in the thing

Drufle (GM)
Sorry, I forgot!

Axel
just roll normally while Drufle sorts this out
2d6 + 6

Jack
rolling 2d6 + 6( 5 + 6 )+6 = 17

Axel
welcome back phoone

Jack
dat good?

Romain
it only takes a few seconds...

Axel
dat looks good
you almost rolled max

Cici
wow i uh
was about to refresh

Jack
"ahahaha! the mountains are my domaaaain!"

Axel
Romain, its seconds that can be spent in parrallel

Cici
ready to go through that whole ordeal again
and it just
reconnected

Axel
"Ummm...you okay, Jack?"

Drufle (GM)
Alright, one sec.

Axel and Nickle look mildly concerned

Drufle (GM)
I'm still setting up your macros.

Cici
what have i walked in on

Jack is overhwhelmed with Treasure Vision

Rochelle steps away form Jack

Drufle (GM)
There!

Axel
we'll use them next time

Cambria
'with her master preoccupied, Cambria inches over to Hannan and ordains him'

Drufle (GM)
So, a 17?

Cambria
yah

Drufle (GM)
That is a damn huge treasure cache you just found.

Axel
wooo

Jack
fear my power

Drufle (GM)
Everyone roll 1d6.

Axel
rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4

Jack
rolling 1d6( 5 ) = 5

Cici
rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4
and knuckles

Drufle (GM)
The 4 kids get Big Pearl, Hyper Potion, Revive, Potion

Romain
rolling 1d6( 1 ) = 1
good

Drufle (GM)
Jack gets Star Piece, 2 Full Heal, 2 Great Ball
Romain gets 4 Potion, 5 Pokeball, 2 Revive, Ether
Now Jack, make an Aptitude roll.

Axel
big pearl is worth what?

Drufle (GM)
For the Dowsing Machine.
Big Pearl is 3000.

Jack
rolling 2d6 + 6( 4 + 4 )+6 = 14

Axel
I use a potion on Nickle

Drufle (GM)
Alright Jack, roll 1d6 two more times.

Cici
star piece was... $2000?

Drufle (GM)
4000.

Axel
I'm back up to 5000 pokeyen
jeeze
Cici probably has more now

Cici
noice

Axel
so much money

Cici
didnt i spend 2k on your apricorns

Drufle (GM)
Jack, get more treasure!

Jack
rolling 1d6( 1 ) = 1
rolling 1d6 ( 5 ) = 5

Axel
we gotta start the labranch

Cici
wow yeah even with that money gone im at 5100

Drufle (GM)
Alright, you get one more each of the Star Dust and 4 Potion treasures I mentioned earlier.

Cici
so hows itemfinder work?
ooh sick

Axel
each?
all of us?

Drufle (GM)
Those entire caches, not just the Star dust and the Potions.

Cici
earlier?

Drufle (GM)
No, just Jack.
Yes, the ones I listed about 3 minutes ago.

Axel
okay, that makes sense
jack is suddenly rich

Cici
oh star piece not stardust

Drufle (GM)
The Itemfinder allows you to make an Aptitude check whenever you find treasure.
For each 2 above 10, you get another treasure roll.

Cici
jacks the money man

Axel
wow
thats crazy

Drufle (GM)
So Jack has just gone from being near-broke.
To probably the richest member in the party.

Axel
yep
uncontested

Cici
thats uh
8k

Drufle (GM)
Jack seems to have fallen over from the exceedingly high amount of money.

Cici
and a ton of items
holy shit

Drufle (GM)
The Dowsing Machine is incredibly powerful!

Axel
"What...did you find there?"

Cici
​Cici: 1 Hyper Potion, 1 Revive, 1 Potion, $3000

Axel
1 Hyper Potion, 1 Revive, 1 Potion, $3000​

​Jack
4 Full Heals, 4 Great Balls, 4 Potions, 5 Pokeballs, 2 Revives, 1 Ether, $8000

​Romain
4 Potions, 5 Pokeballs, 2 Revives, 1 Ether

Drufle (GM)
Granted he rolled fairly well.

Cici
i tallied it up in mah notes

Axel
good thing Jac is a scientist

Jack
"I can't find my wallet"

Drufle (GM)
Thank you very much Cici.

Jack
thank you cic

Drufle (GM)
Jack is just, swimming in goods.

Cici thumbs up

Copper has Jack's Wallet

Copper
"kekekekkekekkee"

Cici
"Wow."
"I knew pokemon hoarded items, but I never thought to check under the snow."
"Good investment, that dowsing machine."

Jack
"give that back you... you electric drill chuck key!"

Copper flies just out of reach

Copper
"Kekekekekek"
"Jingle-lingle"

Drufle (GM)
Unfortunately, nobody rolled a 6.
So we don't get cool things yet.

Cici
99 Master Balls

Axel is too busy with Nickle to notice Copper

Cici
we found: missingno

Axel
I need to check what Apricorns I need

Drufle (GM)
So, now what.
We still have an hour left.

Axel
travel forth?

Drufle (GM)
How's everyone doing?

Cici
dis ocokir
cookie
so good

Axel
I'm fine, just Nickle is a bit beat up

Cici
i dont want to put irt down so im typing on ehanded

Drufle (GM)
Ocokir, huh?

Jack
can't I make a fossil check

Cici
new pokemon

Drufle (GM)
That's only if you get a 6 on the treasure roll, unfortunately.

Jack
ohh
fair do's

Drufle (GM)
I changed the rules a bit for caves, since they would be more prevalent there.

Jack
ok

Drufle (GM)
So let me think.
We don't really have enough time to do the event I have planned in Spinel.
Anyone up for a sanctuary?

Jack
yeah im content to stop now
or a sanctuary
snow grotto

Axel
I mean, should we make camp then?
who knows how long it takes to climb instead of normal-walk

Drufle (GM)
That's true.

Cici
base camp
"Arceus, it's cold."
"I wish I'd known that we were going to end up all the way up here... I should have bought winter clothing."

Axel
"Its certainly a bit colder than I remember it"

Jack
did the encounter have a backstory like the venipedes

Drufle (GM)
Hm?

Axel
"I had to travel across here when I first arrived"

Jack
"you had all the time in the world to do that back in town!"

Drufle (GM)
It had a backstory in that you happened upon a group of Pokemon that were particularly frightened.

Cici
"I didn't expect the road to end up... quite so cold, if I'm honest."

Axel
"R-r-r-romain? Could Candle Jack help start a fire?"

Cici sighs
Clara:

Drufle (GM)
The party sees a cave off to the side.

Axel
"We've not even gone that far up yet, and its already freezing"

Clara
:(

Drufle (GM)
Shall we move into the cave to get away from the bitter winds?

Axel
yes, but Axel wouldn't notice it

Drufle (GM)
Ah, true.

Terry who has been hanging out since his stellar performance earlier, spots the cave
Nickle:
Attention
Check: 15

Drufle (GM)
Nickle and Terry sure do.

Terry
"Trubbish! Trubb!"

Nickle guides Axel to the cave

Terry tugs on Cici's jacket sleeve.

Cici
"Oh? What's this?"

Jack
ah drufle see I started assuming that the glalie was the mummy of the two snorunt

Axel
"Hm? What is it?"

Jack
and the rhyhorn was being a bully

Cici
"Maybe we can take shelter in there."

Axel picks up Rochelle and follows Nickle

Cici
"I hope it's safe..."

Jack
and now I feel AWFUL again

Drufle (GM)
Jack: That's sort of correct.
Not entirely, but close.

Jack
I'd be a terrible pokemon trainer

Axel
Rhyhorn was playing?
maaaybe?
this is a neat cave
"I-i-i-ice everywhere?"

Jack
is this a kings quest background

Cici
i think it was stampeding and the snorunt were just unfortunate enough to get in the way
oh my god is it

Drufle (GM)
It is not a KQ background.

Jack
huh

Drufle (GM)
I certainly don't remember any icy caves from KQ.

Cici
"This is... much larger than I expected..."

Drufle (GM)
Unless there was one in 7, I remember little of that game.

Jack
there was the mountain

Drufle (GM)
Oh do you mean the music?
I thought you meant the picture.

Jack
no the picture

Cici
no he meant picture

Drufle (GM)
The mountain from 6?
That didn't have any ice.

Copper , still holding Jack's Wallet, wanders about

Drufle (GM)
Anyway, we're in a nice little cave!

Axel
Is that hole in the ground actually there?

Jack
5

Axel
I smell legendary powers

Drufle (GM)
Would you like to find out?
Rochelle:
Attention
Check: 12

Cici
"Be careful, everyone..."

Rochelle
apparently not
Cici:
Attention
Check: 12
me neither
actually that's a 6 what the fuck
Romain:
Attention
Check: 17
Jack:
Attention
Check: 13

Cici
oh that was only one 6
still made the box
blurp

Romain
i got two 6s

Drufle (GM)
You did!

Axel wander around, not really looking where he's going

Drufle (GM)
This is a rather roughly hewn cave in the ice of the mountain.

Rochelle isn't really paying attention either

Drufle (GM)
It's filled with numerous pits and crevasses here and there.

Cici
roughly hewn? does it look natural?

Drufle (GM)
Romain doesn't think so.

Axel suddenly slips into a hole in the floor

Drufle (GM)
It has smooth edges at unusually clean angles.

Axel
A large one at that

Drufle (GM)
Oh dear!

Cici
"The Professor probably came this way..."

Axel
"WhaahaHEYEHEHEY!!! AAAH!!"

Cici
"Axel!"
"Oh no!"

Drufle (GM)
Axel, not paying attention, slips on the ice and falls down a pit!

Jack
why

Rochelle falls out of Axel's hands before he falls down

Rochelle looks down the hole

Drufle (GM)
He falls onto a small slope, and slides down about 20 feet before abruptly stopping at another floor.

Nickle
"ZzZZZZTTRR!!

Nickle rushes after Axel

Drufle (GM)
He hears an odd clanging from around him.

Axel
"Uh...guys...are you there?"

Jack
"Axel I respected you once but now... I can see you're an utter moron!"

Axel
"Oh dear..."

Axel hears Jack

Axel
"I"
"I can't argue with that..."

Jack
"ALWAYS pay attention to your surroundings when spelunking!"

Jack is SO MAD

Drufle (GM)
Axel, try an Attention check.

Rochelle topples down the hole intentionally
Rochelle:
Attention
Check: 10

Drufle (GM)
Oh dear.

Axel
wrong impersanation
but yeah, I see shit
its too dark

Jack
rochelle beans axel on the noggin and smites him

Drufle (GM)
You don't see the Regice coming up from behind you then, huh?

Jack
aaaaaaa

Axel
FFFFF

Romain
hi reggie

Cici
haha what the fuck
his body

Axel
I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA

Cici
it's regi

Axel
MY BODY IS NOT READY!!

Drufle (GM)
The Frozen Pokemon beeps and buzzes a few times, examining Axel.

Romain
in the tub with regice

Axel freezes up

Jack dies right here

Nickle
no way you guys can see this

Jack
"NOw what are those weird noises?!"

Nickle
"ZZZT, ZZZT, ZZZRT!!"

Drufle (GM)
Regice spins effortlessly around to the front of Axel, and stares down at him.

Cici
can we actually see what's down there btw

Drufle (GM)
Make Attention checks!

Nickle comes face to face with the Regice...maybe not a good iea

Jack
if we move closer maybe

Romain
"Have you found a robot embedded in the ice?"
Cici:
Attention
Check: 16

Nickle
-Uh oh-
Romain:
Attention
Check: 13

Cici
hell yeah

Drufle (GM)
Wow, Cici absolutely sees what's happening.

Axel
"Um...Yes I have"

Cici represses her gut instinct to scream

Axel
"Sort of?"

Drufle (GM)
Regice pokes Nickle.

Cici
"A-Axel. Don't make any sudden movements."
"It seems to be friendly, s-so let's keep it that way."

Axel
"Uh..okay...Nickle, careful please"

Nickle rest on Axels shoulder, watching teh Regice

Regice
"RrrrrEEGGICE"

Cici
cici is a hoenn native so she's fully aware of what this thing is and how dangerous it can be

Nickle
-I do not dare make a move-

Cici
"Axel? Maybe you should... talk to it?"

Jack
so what the hell do we do

Regice makes a small ball of ice and places it on Axel's lap.

Axel
"T-t-t-talk?"

Jack
"maybe Nickle can communicate"

Axel
"Umm...thank you?"

Jack
"they both beep. don't they?"

Axel eyes the chilly ice ball

Regice
"REGIIIIICE"

Nickle
-I don't run on the same software

Regice looks up through the hole.

Cici laughs nervously

Axel
"Umm...okay...I recognise this game"

Cici
"H-hello!"

Axel
"Maybe..."

Cici
"Sorry our friend dropped in on you!"

Jack
8I

Axel picks up the ice ball

Regice blinks its numerous eyes.

Axel
"Ummm...do you want to play? Is that what this is f-f-f-for?"

Romain
a marriage proposal

Axel
Dang it Romain, Axel is scared out of his mind and your making marriage jokes

Regice stares expressionlessly at Axel and then points one of its hands up the hole.

Romain
"Should I fish him out?"

Axel
"Ice ball up to the hole?"

Cici
"I think it wants you to toss it up?"

Axel
"Umm, okay, here it goes"

Jack
if this involves swap-porting im gonnna scream

Axel attempts to toss the ball up to Cici
Axel:
Human Capacity
Check: 9
oh dear

Cici
"U-uh..."

Drufle (GM)
Cici, make an HC check.

Cici leans out to catch the ball

Drufle (GM)
He was terrible at it but maybe you're good enough?

Cici
im gonna fall on top of him
Human Capacity
Check: 17

Axel attempts to toss the ball, but does a very bad job of it

Cici
or not

Drufle (GM)
You catch the ball!

Jack
hell yeah

Axel
does my throw even reach high enough?

Cici
~supreme baseball champion~

Jack
GM sez yes

Axel
how? you know what, fine, go with it

Cici
"I-I got it!"

Regice turns back to Axel and blinks all of its eyes at once.

Cici
"Whew."

Axel
"Uhhh..."

Regice grabs Axel by the sides and proceeds to slide up the slope.

Cici
lmao

Jack
slide up

Romain
regicescalator

Axel
"Uh, what? Uhhh...."

Axel feels the bitter cold of the Regice's grip

Nickle hangs on to Axel

Drufle (GM)
Hanging upside down from the ceiling above the others, Regice drops Axel back into the cave above.

Jack
Popsaxel

Rochelle watches from below

Cici
"Axel!!"

Rochelle
she's still down there

Axel
"Oof"
"Umm...thank you"

Jack
"I didn't expect that"

Rochelle
save me?

Cici
"Are you okay?"

Regice
"REEEEEEEEGICE"

Cici
"Uh uh um."
"Thank you, Regice."

Rochelle hops around, trying to get up the slope

Jack strides over to Axel, slaps him in the face, and takes rochelle's ball

Cici
"Axel say thank you."

Cici grunts through gritted teeth

Jack
"get in, rochelle"

Axel
"I-i-i-i-did"

Romain
"You should check your skin for frostbite."

Cici
"Say thank you again!!"

Drufle (GM)
Regice stares down at the party, still upside down on the ceiling.

Cici
"It's not leaving!"

Cici is sweating bullets

Axel
"Uhh...Thank you!"

Cici
despite the whole cold thing

Axel
"That was...fun"

Romain
"If Regice froze your nerves you won't feel anything..."

Jack gives rochelle back to Axel

Cici whispers now wave

Axel
How did you get Rochelle?

Romain
good thing candlejack is in its poke ball eh

Cici
"Let's back away very slowly."

Axel waves to the Regice

Romain
regice wouldnve been so offended

Regice blinks its eyes in an inward pattern and proceeds back down the slope.

Jack
I took your ball offf your goddamn belt and returned her

Cici
lmao

Jack
your welcome

Cici
11/10

Axel
was she in range?

Jack
it's a laser beam!

Cici
regice is actually one scary motherfucker

Axel
okay fine

Drufle (GM)
Also, it's only like 20 feet down.
With a straight line of sight.

Axel
"Ummm...alright...I think we need to go"
"Thank you again, and sorry for disturbing you"

Cici
"We should leave. Immediately."

Drufle (GM)
You hear the beeping fade away from below you.

Jack
could we have caught that

Cici sighs

Cici
"That was close."

Axel
holy cow
can't get a read on that guy

Drufle (GM)
I doubt it, but you could try if you want.

Cici
no it would have literally killed us

Axel
so robotic

Jack
no

Drufle (GM)
You can't actually control it though.
Not without the Legendary Training Boon.

Jack
ohhhh
well then

Axel
maybe someday
we could return

Cici
itd be like yellow in pokemon special

Axel
and you could try to gain its favor

Cici
where mewtwo just kinda
hung out with her

Drufle (GM)
It's a 58 to catch him, by the way.

Axel
ultra ball

Cici
"What was that thing it tried to give you anyway?"

Romain
ez

Axel
Actually, turn it into a Dusk Ball first to help

Cici
"I nearly collapsed trying to grab it..."

Drufle (GM)
With an ultra ball, you need a max roll.

Axel
oh

Drufle (GM)
40+18.

Axel
never mind then
need better stats + better balls

Drufle (GM)
With a 6 Aptitude.
Yes, what is that ice ball?

Axel
Cici has it

Jack
regi egg?

Rochelle pops out of her ball and sits in Axel's hands

Cici
meanwhile ive finished the wooper pokedex

Axel
"I don't know..."
"It looks like ice?"
Attention
Check: 12

Romain
sperm package

Axel
no wait, thats aptitude

Drufle (GM)
That sure does look like ice.
Axel:
Aptitude
Check: 14

Jack
"maybe it's never-melt ice"

Axel
slightly better

Cici
"You think it's a present, then?"

Axel
"I think so"

Drufle (GM)
The ball seems to be... not cold, actually.

Romain
"A good luck charm."

Axel
"I mean, it didn't take it back"

Drufle (GM)
It's very slippery and extremely round, but not as cold as you would expect.

Axel
super ice?
nevermelt?

Cici
"I didn't really get a clear view, Axel."

Axel
I dunno

Jack
does it look like a giant marble

Cici
"It just sort of... materialized this?"

Axel
"Err...yes"

Cici
plot twist: lustrous orb

Axel
That'd be cool

Cici
we've summoned palkia

Jack
I was thinking Mega Stone but w/e

Cici
big fucking mega stone holy shit

Axel
Mega stone would be amaze

Cici
aren't they like marble sized

Axel
but yeah, its kinda big
roll appt?

Drufle (GM)
Mega stones can vary in size.

Cici
how big are mega stones actually

Axel
I rolled 14

Jack
I always thought Key Stone were marble-sized

Cici
i mean rq ate his

Jack
but Mega Stones themselves were dragonball-sized

Cici
how do the pokemon hold them if they're that big
hard 2 fite

Axel
most evolved mons are big

Drufle (GM)
Axel: I gave you all the information you can get with a 14.

Romain
theyre all marbles

Jack
attached to funny hats

Axel
oh
"Its very smooth..."

Cici
should the rest of us roll drufle

Drufle (GM)
Sure!

Romain
mega stones even have the marble swirl thing
Cici:
Attention
Check: 11

Axel
ech

Cici
'wats this'
kicks in2 wall

Drufle (GM)
Boy, that sure is ice.

Cici
im science
Jack:
Attention
Check: 15
Romain:
Attention
Check: 11

Axel
JACK
YAY

Drufle (GM)
Ah, there's the number I was looking for.

Axel
woo

Cici
god we suck at attention rolls
good thing someones here to pick up the slack :B

Jack
"According to my extensive mountaineering knowledge..."

Drufle (GM)
Jack notices that there seems to be inscriptions shallowly written into the surface of the ball.

Romain
Curse Ball

Cici
according to my research...
aw man what was her name

Axel
oh?

Cici
that girl from magic school bus

Jack
"a script... but who wrote it???"

Drufle (GM)
Unfortunately for him, it certainly isn't written in English.

Jack
Miss Frizzle?

Axel
"Writing?"

Cici
no the one with the book

Jack
penny?

Cici
who said 'according to my research' all the time

Drufle (GM)
DW?

Cici
DW was the sister on arthur

Drufle (GM)
Wait no that was Arthur.

Cici
that was my gut instinct tho
so it's probably similar

Axel
guys

Drufle (GM)
DA

Cici
DA!
yes

Axel
Mysterious ball?

Drufle (GM)
Dorothy Ann.

Cici
deviantart the student
mystery solved

Drufle (GM)
It sure is mysterious!

Cici
next up: what the fuck is this shit

Axel
is that all the info we have?

Cici
"Script, Jack?"

Axel
we gotta look this up in the next town

Cici
"Mind if I take a look?"

Jack
"go ahead"

Axel
also, did we ever figure out the Eviolite?

Cici
is it by chacne

Drufle (GM)
Do you happen to understand Regice's written language?

Cici
braille

Drufle (GM)
GASP

Cici
i dont think id know braille but i think id be able to tell what it is

Drufle (GM)
My plot twist!

Axel
Braille obviously

Romain
wheres the other orb

Axel
Its what they're known for

Jack
qyuick find a blind man

Drufle (GM)
Other orb?

Cici
"This... this is Braille."

Axel
Axel doesn't know this, of course

Romain
what is with tabletop games and orbs

Axel
"Brail?"

Drufle (GM)
Orbs are cool!

Jack
yeah the yellow one on the wall

Axel
incorrectly pronounced

Cici
"Braille. It's a written language used nowadays for the blind."
"But supposedly it dates back to ancient times."

Axel
"How do they...oh wait"

Cici
"If I can get a Pokenav signal, we could look up how to translate this..."

Jack
why couldn't it have given us a rosetta ice slab

Cici
"It's raised bumps."

Axel
"Top of a mountain would get good signal, no interfearance"

Cici
"So you can feel it, rather than see it."
"That's probably why we almost missed it."

Axel
then we shall climb

Cici
"I was worried because of, well, you know, the stories, but..."

Cici is excited so she's babbling a bit

Cici
no one else even knows what that was
she hasnt really explained lmao

Axel
"Cici...slow down"
"I don't understand half of what you are saying"

Cici
"If it gave us something with language on it, it must be trying to communicate, and maybe this message is-"
"Er. Sorry."

Axel
"I got that last part"

Drufle (GM)
The party exits the cave, hoping to find a better place to spend the night than a confused legendary's haven.

Axel
Later that night, Regice secretly builds then an igloo

Drufle (GM)
Luckily for them, there's an uninhabited offcropping nearby.

Cici
"I was hoping we'd find signs of the Professor in there, but now I'm really hoping that he didn't go in there at all."

Cici sighs worriedly

Axel
"I...don't think the Regice was malicious"

Drufle (GM)
Would you like to attempt the translation now, or later?

Axel
Translate nw
now

Golurk
the sphere is actually a tracking device

Cici
"They're not really malicious, per se, but they were created to be weapons."

Golurk
the regice was a guy in a costume

Cici
"That's how the stories go, at least."

Axel
"Oh...oh..."

Cici
"They're the ultimate security guards, really."

Axel
"I guess that explains a few things..."

Cici
"Unless it's been displaced like the other legendary creatures, there's something in there that someone didn't want found."
"Now why don't we take a look at this inscription?"

Cici looks for a Pokenav signal

Axel
"I got a gut feeling that the other regis are on this mountain somewhere..."

Drufle (GM)
The signal seems to be quite strong!

Jack
btw drufle I dinged

Cici
"Yeesh, I hope not."

Axel
Jack dinged@

Drufle (GM)
The open air lets the signal move quite easily.

Axel
get rock moves

Drufle (GM)
Jack: Excellent!

Jack
I now ave 5 in phys training

Axel
you've been wanting those, yes?

Cici opens up Moogle and searches for Braille, and begins translating

Drufle (GM)
Put in your boons and extra point whenever you like.

Jack
and mountain boon

Drufle (GM)
Noted and added.

Cici
when did you ding? from snorunt?

Axel
almost the same thing I did

Jack
yah

Axel
More attack, get boon

Cici
or did we get more exp and i missed it
ok

Romain
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Regigigas_(Pok%C3%A9mon)#Biology fuck

Cici
biology fuck

Drufle (GM)
Your attack, at least.

Cici
u little shit

Axel
oh...oh dear

Drufle (GM)
I don't have anywhere to put the points, really.

Axel
that sleeping Regigigas

Jack
regigigegg

Cici
spoilers much
we're all trying to translate this inscription

Drufle (GM)
You know, I'm going to be honest.

Axel
Did Regice just hand us its master?

Cici
and romain just googles 'big scary sphere'

Drufle (GM)
I hadn't even considered that.

Cici
and is like 'holy shit guys'

Drufle (GM)
But thanks for the future idea!

Axel
oh, thats find Drufle

Jack
keep it in mind then :P

Axel
maybe Registeel

Drufle (GM)
Anyway, that transcription!
How about an Aptitude check?

Axel
all of us?

Drufle (GM)
Just as a general "how good am i at translation" thing
Anyone that wants to.
Nickle:
Aptitude
Check: 16
I am the master of translation
Cici:
Aptitude
Check: 16
16s for days

Nickle watches over Cici's shoulder a bit, before trying to work the pokenav himself

Drufle (GM)
Man, you guys really want this thing translated.

Cici
im a professional

Drufle (GM)
That's good enough for me!

Nickle
Teamwork

Cici
"Alright, so it looks like it says..."

Drufle (GM)
Through a significant amount of combined effort, you find the translation!

Cici
D I C K B U T T

Romain
H e y I m G r u m p

Drufle (GM)
"Your imagination is your weakness. Your beliefs, a downfall. Your hope, an end."

Cici
Y O U R A D H E R E P R O J E C T W O N D E R F U L
"Well... that's a downer."

Jack
oh that's much more ominous

Drufle (GM)
And I think we'll end it there!

Jack
imscared.png

Cici
the party goes to sleep to the sweet tune of existential dread

Axel
"Well..."
"I'm...not sure I expected that"

Jack
imagine if we hadn't fallen down there HMMMMMMM

Nickle writes in Axel's Notebook

Cici
say who has the eviolite that hasnt been identified

Drufle (GM)
Hm?

Nickle
Drufle, Nickle needs his own notes section

Drufle (GM)
Somebody has an eviolite?

Cici
did we ever do anything with that or does will have it

Nickle
its getting larget

Cici
drufle: that pink rock that we forgot about entirely

Jack
will prolly has it
he will need it more

Cici
lets say will has it i guess

Nickle
I dunno

Drufle (GM)
Oh, that isn't an eviolite.

Cici
oh really

Nickle
oh

Cici
lol

Nickle
it was given to Cici, I think?
that or Romain

Cici
oh right

Drufle (GM)
It's something notably more important.

Cici
she did give it to me!

Nickle
they had a lot to do with the Gardevoir

Cici
i have it

Drufle (GM)
Nickle has a handout, now.

Nickle
woo

Romain
what

Drufle (GM)
Alright, everyone can go now if they'd like.

Cici
what handout?

Drufle (GM)
I'm sure Mopp could use some sleep.
Axel wanted a notes page for Nickle.

Cici
ah

Drufle (GM)
So I gave him one.

Jack
pls

Romain
ok ._.

Cici
night mopp

Jack
thanku and goodnight

Romain
nigth

Drufle (GM)
ftaghn

Cici
so who wants to hang onto the Sphere Of Sadness
let's give it to axel

Drufle (GM)
Seems like a good idea.

Cici
is it like the locket from harry potter does carrying it just make you sad

Nickle
I guess I could carry the orb

Drufle (GM)
Let's keep the mysterious gem-looking things spread out amongst the party.

Nickle
Axel I mean
if you don't say who has it, Nickle automatically gets it
its a law

Drufle (GM)
Right, I think that's enough for now.
Let's shut this down.

Nickle
yes

Drufle (GM)
Session end!

Nickle
is it day 4?
I'm writing in my notes