Drufle (GM)
Session 4, start!
Wait.
5?

Axel
who moved my rock?

Drufle (GM)
What session is this.

Axel
5, right?

Drufle (GM)
I legitimately don't remember.
It's been a while.

Cici shrug

Drufle (GM)
I'm gonna go with 5.
Session 5, start!

Axel
5th confirmed
I checked the forum, you're good to go

Drufle (GM)
Also, I moved your rock.
I'm the only other one that can.

Axel
why...?

Drufle (GM)
Anyway, last time on PPP.

Axel
what did she ever do to you?

Drufle (GM)
Things happened!

Axel
Ice monsters!

Drufle (GM)
Right, Regice.

Axel
Clumsy professors

Jack
I can't believe we were frozen solid for two weeks

Axel
minor loss of sanity (?)

Drufle (GM)
That was a really long fanfiction I bet.
So we had a little run-in with a crazy ice monster.

Axel
doom and gloom too

Drufle (GM)
That was interesting.

Axel
wait, what day is it then?

Jack
why is Cici still frozen

Cici
I'm working on it.

Drufle (GM)
This time, we'll finally be making our way up the horrible mountain to Spinel Village!
Uhhhhhhhh

Cici
Frozen?

Drufle (GM)
Go check the timeline.

Jack
kk

Axel
we have a timeline?

Drufle (GM)
In the threeums.

Cici
This is all highly canon

Axel
day 5

Jack
I am bringing the hiatus into the story

Drufle (GM)
I've been keeping track of time in one of the later posts.

Axel
Nickle kept track, the champ

Jack
we froze harmlessly for a fortnight

Drufle (GM)
Mopp is incorporating downtime into actual canon.
Horrible blizzard or something happened.

Axel
lets not

Drufle (GM)
Probably.

Cici
Lmao

Axel
that'd just make our jobs harder

Cici
We've been stuck in this blizzard for 3 months

Axel
too many plotholes

Cici
Will is now league champion
Hawthorn is dead

Jack
it also explains how I caught this cold

Drufle (GM)
Well we can now crawl our way up to the summit!
Well, not exactly the summit.
It's pretty high up though.

Axel
Secret: Droof is Hawthorn

Drufle (GM)
Have we done all our character talking for the moment?

Axel
now you know

Drufle (GM)
Shall I just push us up the mountain?

Axel
umm, did we just wake up?

Cici
i did it

Axel
XD

Drufle (GM)
Did you?

Jack
pls

Cici
ye

Drufle (GM)
I suppose this could be the day after.
That seems reasonable.
Axel:
Nickle used Stern Look!
Target Cici
Roll 6 5 6 + 6
AC 9
Damage 0

Drufle (GM)
Alright!
Up to Spinel we go!

Cici
i cant believe you made a fucking macro for that
10/10

Axel
XD
It's just the standard one
wait, we made it?
already?

Cici
yeah there was just a buncha walkin and stuff

Drufle (GM)
Well that's what y'all said was happening.

Axel
this song sounds...familiure

Drufle (GM)
And thus it did!

Jack
oah

Axel
paper mario, izzat you?

Cici
man the like
vocalizations

headcanon
it's snorunts

Drufle (GM)
Way to recognize, Axel.

Cici
lil snorunts singin

Axel
I played ALL the paper mario games

Drufle (GM)
Anyway, it was actually another few hours up the mountain.
But I didn't want to put another encounter in that.

Axel
I healed Nickle thinking we'd have to fight something again
before we got to town

Drufle (GM)
Nope!

Axel
ah well, I'd have done it anyways

Cici
you were a fool

Axel
"Well, this is nice"
is there a gym here?

Drufle (GM)
Anyway everyone, welcome to Spinel Village!
Why yes, there is!

Cici
i feel welcome

Axel
probably going to tackle that

Drufle (GM)
Excuse the horribly low-res landscape.
Your eyes are just shivering.
Or something.

Cici
"We finally made it!"

Axel
also, I think I said I had a hand helping to make this Gym
Axel I mean
in da past

Cici stands breathlessly for a minute

Cici
"Our first stop is..."

Jack sneezes

Cici
"Uh."

Axel
"It...is a bit t-t-t-to cold here..."

Cici
"Somewhere warm, I think."

Drufle (GM)
Spinel Village is notably smaller than the other two settlements you've visited.

Cici
"Let's find the Pokemon Center, shall we?"

Drufle (GM)
There are no vehicles around, just a few people carting things around.

Axel
"P-p-p-pokemon center, please?"

Nickle agrees wholeheartedly, despite being invisible

Drufle (GM)
The Pokemon Center is nearby, albeit quite a bit smaller than others you've seen.
Nurse Joy welcomes you in, and offers to heal your Pokemon while you rest with some hot chocolate.

Cici
"Thank you, miss."

Nickle does not initially agree to going into the ball

Axel
"Nickle, please, after that fight you need to rest."

Drufle (GM)
At the moment, you seem to be the only other ones in the building.

Rochelle sits down in Cici's lap

Drufle (GM)
The village is a quiet one, you can tell.

Jack
"thaznku sniff"

Cici
"Hey, sweetie. You okay?"

Cici pats the rock on the head

Axel sips the hot chocolate

Drufle (GM)
Nurse Joy eyes Jack, concerned.

Axel
"Thank you for the help, miss"

Rochelle sits silently

Cici
"I'm not really sure what the cold will do to a rock type... but it sure didn't seem very good for Jack."

Drufle (GM)
Shortly after, Joy returns with the Pokeballs and sets them on the counter.

Jack
"I feel like the bottom of a chatot cage"

Axel
"A rock type wouldn't feel the cold without being wet first"

Drufle (GM)
She mentions that if you need somewhere to stay, she has some rooms in the back.
There's only one visitor at the moment, so most of the rooms are empty.

Cici
"Well, guys, where should we start?"

Jack
"guys can we stay for de nite"

Nickle
"Is it night?"
woops

Axel
"Is it night?"

Jack
"I wanna sleep an nvr waek upp"

Axel
it's certainly too early for this nonsense

Drufle (GM)
It's, like, noon.
She meant in a more long-term sense.

Cici shakes her head

Cici
"Of course we're in no rush to leave. We just got here!"

Axel
"Maybe we should get some warmer attire"
Nurse Joy walks over to Jack and hands him some medicine.

Cici
"We can definitely stay tonight, I think."

Jack
"oah"
"thnku very mush"
Nurse Joy smiles and nods.

Nurse Joy
"So, what are a group of strangers doing all the way up here?"

Rochelle turns towards the Nurse

Axel
"Uh...we were looking for someone..."

Nurse Joy
"And with such a variety of Pokemon, too!"
Nurse Joy cocks her head.

Nurse Joy
"Looking for someone? Who?"

Axel
"Um..."

Cici
"Professor Hawthorn. He's gone missing, I'm afraid."

Axel is feeling more addled than usual

Axel
must be the cold

Nurse Joy
"Missing? Oh dear, I hope not! I just saw him an hour ago!"

Axel shoots up

Axel
"Where!?"

Jack
"an nourrr!"

Cici
"D-do you know where he's going?!"

Nurse Joy
"Well, he's the other visitor I have here."

Rochelle is glad that she was not sitting on Axel's lap

Cici
"We've been looking for him for days..."

Nurse Joy
"He said he was off to the nearby caves to do some research..."

Axel
"Caves? Oh no..."

Nurse Joy
"He just arrived yesterday, I hope he hasn't been causing too much trouble!"

Axel
"Near town...or down a little?"

Cici turns towards Axel, panicked

Cici
"You don't think..."

Nurse Joy
"He's in the mines just outside of town."

Axel sighs

Nurse Joy
"Or that's where he said he was headed."

Axel
"Okay...different caves, that's better"

Cici
"Those didn't look like mines, at least."

Axel sits back down

Cici
"Do you think you could point us that way? We really need to catch up to him."

Nurse Joy
"I can give you directions, if you need to follow him."

Cici
"That'd be great, thank you so much."
Nurse Joy nods and head back behind the counter.
Nurse Joy rustles around with a box by the healing machine and pulls out a small map.

Nurse Joy
"See, this here is the Pokemon Center, the mines are just over in this direction..."

Nickel writes down a copy of the directions

Cici
"Okay, so we need to go..."
"Alright, I think I've got it."

Nurse Joy
"Good, I hope he isn't in trouble!"

Jack
"nooo"

Nurse Joy
"He seemed fine when he left..."

Axel
"He seems to have been in less trouble than us"
"I'm just relieved..."

Nickel
We gotta move
go go go

Nickel nudges Axel towards the door

Drufle (GM)
Alright alright, hold your horses.

Cici
"Wait."
"Jack, are you sure you're okay to head back out?"

Axel
"I don't think Nickel wants to wait"

Cici
"I mean, ideally, we'll be bringing the professor right back here... You could wait for us."

Jack
"no im not"
"im ill"

Jack sneezes messily

Nickel turns to look at Jack, giving him a mildly disappointed look

Nurse Joy
"Here, let me show you to a room."

Nickel
are we actually leaving Jack?

Jack
honestly im not in a condition to be engaging in this meaningfullly
I did actually catch a cold on friday

Cici
"He'll be okay. Let's let him rest."

Jack
I just want to watch

Drufle (GM)
That's fine.

Nickel
well, alright

Drufle (GM)
It's good that you're still here!

Jack
:)

Axel
if we find something you like, we can catch it for you

Drufle (GM)
I'd love to have you along regardless.
For the moment, we have Axel and Cici's Great Adventure.

Axel
you're our treasure hunter, though

Drufle (GM)
Because I think Romain may have also caught a cold.

Jack
"here take the itemfinder"

Axel
With guest star Romain!

Cici
"Why don't you stay with him, Romain? We'll be back soon."

Axel
who has the highest attention of us?

Cici
mines 4 i think lmao
can we give it to nickel

Axel
what if Golurk shows up in the middle of this

Romain nods and sits down next to Jack.

Jack
his damn fault

Drufle (GM)
Does Cici have a key item?

Axel
Have Nickel act as Jack's prozy
proxy
Cici doesn't, but her attention isn't that great

Drufle (GM)
Axel can't technically use the Itemfinder as he has the Apricorn Kit.

Axel
mine is 5, but I have an item

Jack
this disturbingly intelligent magnemite
honestly you'll find SOMETHING useful

Cici
i dont

Axel
Give it to Nickel, and he can just act out Mopp's rolls instead

Cici
ill just take it anyway

Drufle (GM)
Alright, let's move out!

Axel
The mag is not to be underestimated
Cici, do you carry Rochelle
she was in your lap

Cici
uh
>like 500 pounds or whatever
no thanks

Jack
GET THAT LARVITAR

Drufle (GM)
Rochelle is Axel's, right?

Axel
she's only 39
calm down

Drufle (GM)
Why not just put her in a Pokeball?

Cici
"More caves, huh."

Axel
because I'm Axel, that's why

Cici
"...Terrible things happen to us in caves."

Jack
it's bergmite who is 500 lbs, Cici :P

Cici
"I think I might be getting claustrophobic."

Axel
Axel doesn't understand pokeballs

Cici
roggenrola is like... 80 pounds? i forget
it's a lot

Rochelle fell out of Cici's lap when she stood up, and is now walking behind us

Rochelle
nope, 39.7 lbs
tiny rock

Drufle (GM)
Axel and Cici follow Nurse Joy's directions out of the village, across a small clearing and into a cave being clumsily held up by beams.
Some Pokemon clear away as you walk into the cave.

Axel
"Well...this looks about right"

Nickel begins mapping the area
Nickel:
Aptitude
Check: 12

Cici
"This looks... awfully dangerous. I hope it's safe for civilians."

Nickel
and doesn't draw it too well
Pencils, how do they work?

Cici
he dunt have hands

Axel
"Safe or not, Hawthorn likely didn't consider it"

Cici
"...Yeah, that sounds about right."

Nickel
-I've managed so far-

Cici
"Alright, let's go. Maybe one of the miners can point us towards him."
Axel:
Attention
Check: 11
"Ummm...what miners?"

Drufle (GM)
Axel is right, surprisingly enough.

Axel
wait, what?

Drufle (GM)
There are actually no miners around.

Cici
"It's a mine... where are all the miners?"

Axel
huh

Cici thinks for a second

Axel
"Oh, right...mine...I'm not sure"

Cici
"If Hawthorn's checking out something in here... And all the miners have cleared out..."

Axel
"We didn't ask if this mine was active, did we?"

Cici
"...There's probably another legendary Pokemon in here somewhere, isn't there."

Axel
"Or they're just tapped out?"

Cici
"I suppose it could be abandoned."

Axel
"I'm hoping I'm right"

Cici
"It's right near town, though."
(we are walking and talking i assume)

Axel
Can I check the walls?
Can I invent something to observer the mineral content of this area?

Drufle (GM)
Hm...
Well, that is your job!
Give it a shot.

Axel
or just find out stuff
okay
its aptitude, yes?
Aptitude
Check: 12
of all things

Cici
oof

Axel
I just can't win
I'm shit at my job

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, that.

Axel
maybe I need a new profession

Drufle (GM)
Uh.

Axel
it's...uhg

Cici
fieldwork is hard m8

Drufle (GM)
Well, Axel manages to cobble together a sort of pseudo-radar from some trinkets in his pack.

Jack
stop praying to arceus and start praying to the RNG

Cici
isn't quite the same as making pokeballs in a lab lmao

Axel
oh dear

Drufle (GM)
Unfortunately, all it tells you is that this mine is apparently made of inorganic material.

Axel
RNGarceus
"Well...its all rock"

Cici
"...That's a relief, I suppose."

Axel
saying that aloud sounds like orange arceus

Cici
"It'd be awfully strange if it wasn't."

Axel
"I'm sorry"
"I just don't have my tools"

Cici
"Well, at least you tried."
"Let's just keep moving, okay?"
"I mean, how big can this place be?"
immediate regret

Drufle (GM)
Nice.
Way to cliche-doom yourself.

Cici
keke

Drufle (GM)
Anyway, the two of you begin wandering deeper into the mines.

Axel
"ummm...I don't feel confortable giving an actual answer to that"

Drufle (GM)
Anyone got a light?

Axel
does Nickel count?

Drufle (GM)
Does he?

Cici
i dont

Drufle (GM)
Does he even emit light?

Axel
I have an idea

Cici
"I was hoping this place wouldn't be so... dark."

Axel
"I'm a bit tired of being a dead-weight..."
"Nickel! Metal Claw on the walls! As fast as possible!"

Drufle (GM)
Wow, alright.

Nickel
-Wut?-

Nickel revs up his magnets, getting them spinning as fast as he can

Drufle (GM)
I mean that will work but I can't possibly imagine a way to make more noise.

Nickel digs the magnets into the walls, making a shrill sound and sparks

Cici
"Oh, what a good ide- MY EARS"

Nickel
sparks provide light

Axel covers his ears

Drufle (GM)
See if you can invent some earplugs next time, eh?

Axel
They'd only work for an hour
so...do we see anything more?
now that we have a lightsource

Drufle (GM)
I'm working on it!
One moment please.

Jack
get a torch

Axel
we dun have one, fiery or otherwise
you have Romain with you
and our only candle

Cici
fieri

Drufle (GM)
Anyway, after a while of wandering, you begin to hear something.

Jack
I meant if any of you had wood on you yo could use the sparks to light it
but u dont

Axel
we're on top of a mountain. Wood is at a premium

Cici
we could uh
...

Drufle (GM)
But you're surrounded by wood! Look at all these beams!

Cici
no
axel no

Axel
where?

Cici
dont give him ideas

Drufle (GM)
>:D

Axel
I am not lighting the entire mines on fire

Cici
can you imagine if we literally died in a cavein

Drufle (GM)
Anyway, make some Attention checks.
Axel:
Attention
Check: 8
Cici:
Attention
Check: 11
oh god
humiliating

Axel
this is not my day

Drufle (GM)
Nice job fools.
Mark 1 exp Axel.

Axel
too much noise
yeeeap

Cici
episode 5: Team Science Gets Lost

Drufle (GM)
Axel hears absolutely nothing.

Cici
but yeah i was gonna say clara can produce infinite leaves

Axel
I've never felt so ashamed to get EXP

Cici
and we could burn those, i guess
thatd be such a shitty light source lmao

Drufle (GM)
Cici thinks she hears a voice, but can't really pin it.

Cici
just carrying around flaming leaves
"Did you hear that?"

Axel
"what?"

Cici
"I thought I..."

Axel can't hear Cici over Nickel

Cici
"Nickel will you shut up for a second!"

Nickel halts screeching

Cici listens again for a second

Nickel
everything goes dark

Drufle (GM)
You think you hear...

Nickel
RANDOM ENCOUNTER

Cici
faint, distant 'shut up'

Drufle (GM)
Another Attention check!
Cici:
Attention
Check: 13
eyy
Nickel:
Attention
Check: 14

Cici
eyy!
the big rolls

Nickel
See, this is how I roll

Drufle (GM)
There you go.
You hear the Professor!

Nickel
by not using Axel

Cici
whats he saying

Rochelle begins following the Professor's voice

Drufle (GM)
"HOLY SHIT WHERE IS EVERYONE SOMEONE HELP"

Rochelle
I hear better than all ya'll

Cici
oh no

Rochelle
and I don't need to see

Drufle (GM)
Or something along those lines.

Axel
"Oh dear. Follow Rochelle!"

Nickel begins the lightshow again

Cici
"Let's hurry!"

Axel runs after his tiny rock

Drufle (GM)
The group of you quickly moves down one of the adjacent tunnels, and you eventually arrive in a fairly large cavern.

Cici
yeah lets follow rochelle im sure she can navigate better than we can

Axel
Roggenrolla probably can, actually

Cici
she is just a big ol ear

Axel
TWO CICI's!?

Drufle (GM)
Two?

Axel
Drufle, what did you do!?

Cici
gee bill why does your mom let you have two cicis

Drufle (GM)
I thought I accidentally deleted one.
I only see one on the screen.

Cici
both of us see two
what did you do
just like
refresh

Axel
this is not making sense

Drufle (GM)
Move yours around a bit.
Oh.
She was off screen for me.

Cici
...

Axel
XD

Drufle (GM)
NEVERMIND

Cici
nice going, numbskull!!

Jack
a life has been ended

Axel
glitches with old man snitches

Drufle (GM)
ANYWAY

Axel
bye other cici

Jack
OH NO

Cici
thats not cici

Axel
HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF ALL THINGS ARCEUS IN WHAT WORLD IS THAT ACCEPTABLE!?

Drufle (GM)
You come upon a large cavern, and find Hawthorne up on a small ledge!
Nickel:
Attention
Check: 7

Drufle (GM)
Without a pog because I seriously could not find one!

Cici
"Professor!"

Nickel
rolling now, failing now

Jack
the other cici was just a reflection in kyurem's massive head

Cici
god hes a big fokker aint he

Drufle (GM)
Also my music isn't working.
Why is everything buggy.

Axel
"Professor Hawthorn! Are you okay!?"

Cici
maaaaaaaaaaayday we're going doown

Axel
I hear...wait no its gone

Drufle (GM)
I guess this track is broken?

Cici
yeah pick a new sang

Axel
maybe

Drufle (GM)
That sucks, this one is so cool.

Cici
i do have to eat dinner pretty soon btw

Drufle (GM)
No, this isn't right.

Cici
so like
if you want to go fix the music
we can pause for a few min

Axel
I can pause

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, let's do that.

Cici
okay ill go grab somethin

Nickel pushes the pause button

Cici
be back in about 20 min or so

Nickel
-Alright, continuity has been stopped-

Cici
just use like
rowan's head or something for the pog

Nickel
sounds about right
we'll figure something else later

Cici
okay brb

Drufle (GM)
Fixed the music!
Now I'll add in the pog...

Nickel
testing, 1 2 3 testing
um

Drufle (GM)
Oh dear.
You know what, I like that.

Nickel
I was thinking more his head?
there is a Rowan portrait like ours, right?

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, one sec.
Better.

Nickel
that works
still not sure why you put us in front of a MAN-EATING legendary
did I mention that it is known to actually eat people?

Drufle (GM)
Nah, you're fine.

Nickel
probably Magnemites too

Jack
you literally just said that the joke doesn't work if there isn't a gap
timinggggg

Nickel
look
I'm a magnemite
I don't have timing

Jack
listen
im the petulant spirit of jack
i;ll berate you as often as I like

Nickel
and I to you

Jack
you have to learn the true meaning of christmas before I can be expelled

Nickel
but I don't have to be a petulant spirit to do it

Drufle (GM)
This is a slightly different track.
But I think it's just as good.
And I gave it a more appropriate name.

Nickel turns on the radio

Nickel
whenever you're ready

Drufle (GM)
Well, I'm waiting.
For Cici to return.

Nickel
you're not going to test the track?

Drufle (GM)
Ah, fine.
I'll play a few notes.
Just to make sure it works.

Nickel
uh

Drufle (GM)
Yep.
That works.

Nickel
thats a title
I'd fly away if I wasn't paused
watch it break when Cici gets back
just watch it do so
Calling it now

Drufle (GM)
I sure hope it doesn't.
That would be sad.

Nickel
probably

Drufle (GM)
But yeah, I hope you guys are ready for your first Boss Fight.

Nickel
SPAM FLASH CANNON
SPAM ROCK THROW

Moppy
should I have been here for this

Drufle (GM)
Maybe, maybe not.

Nickel
I'm going to say, "yes please"

Drufle (GM)
It was only ever going to be a 2v1 battle anyway.

Nickel
aw

Moppy
aight

Nickel
this is going to suuuuck

Drufle (GM)
Can't have you guys have too much power.

Nickel
we're dealing with an Ice/Dragon
Axel's team might be the only one with super-effective

Drufle (GM)
Cici should use Bug moves.
Grass won't do a whole lot.

Nickel
grass will have trouble even hitting him
quad resist

Drufle (GM)
Half.
Ice doesn't resist Grass.

Nickel
oh, right
Ice is a shit defensive type, I forgot

Drufle (GM)
To be fair, Kyurem is basically the epitome of glass cannons.
He has pretty poor defenses but he has some nasty attack stats.

Nickel
he outspeeds my team, I'm sure of it

Drufle (GM)
Wow, Ice only resists itself.
How sad.

Nickel
yeeeup

Drufle (GM)
It has four weaknesses and one resistance.

Nickel
four very common weaknesses

Moppy
it's terrible and I hate it

Drufle (GM)
It's only saving grace is that it's good against Dragon.

Nickel
Fire, Fighting, Rock, and Steel

Moppy
GF artists don't know this

Drufle (GM)
But now we have Fairy, so who needs that anymore.

Moppy
they keep making slow and bulky ice mons

Drufle (GM)
Yeah!

Nickel
oh, Ice is excellent at offense

Moppy
we NEED a a skatermon

Nickel
they need more "kill and maim" ice types

Drufle (GM)
Well...
We have one!

Nickel
they'd actually get shit done

Drufle (GM)
It's standing right in front of you!

Moppy
I was thinking pure but ok

Nickel
That dragon only pretends to be all powerful
couldn't even get to OU without fusion

Drufle (GM)
Oh, pure Ice?

Nickel
highest base stat dragon my ass

Moppy
basically I want an avalugg that's relevant

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, all of those are pretty tanky.

Nickel
Weavile...is not pure
umm
Cryogonal...isn't fast enough
Vaniluxe...isnt' fast enough

Moppy
cryo could do with a mega or an evo
then it'd be alright

Nickel
damn it Nintendo!
did they even consider their own typings?

Moppy
only when it suits them

Nickel
Beartic is strong, but slow again
they just...
It's settled, I'll invent a pure ice type that hits hard and fast
cause nintendo ain't gonna do it

Drufle (GM)
m.cryogonal has flash freeze
for golurk's mons

Nickel
oooh
does it get a speed boost?

Drufle (GM)
Which is basically Gale Wings for Ice.

Nickel
oh
that's even better
what is Kyrum's catch rate?

Drufle (GM)
Low.
Er.
High.
Low in actual game, high in this game.

Nickel
tomato tomahto

Moppy
2hi4u

Drufle (GM)
Specifically, a 66.

Nickel
hmmm
Ultra is 40

Drufle (GM)
You literally can't catch it.
Without a Master Ball.

Nickel
rolling 40 + 12 + 640+12+6 = 58
yep
not happening

Drufle (GM)
Or one of the more powerful Balls.
Not that you could control it anyway.

Nickel
I think 40 is the highest base catch rate
maye
maybe

Drufle (GM)
Level Ball.

Nickel
ah, I see
that one

Drufle (GM)
Level Ball is 20+#Level
Er.
20+3#Level.

Nickel
okay
rolling 20 + (3*10) 20+(3*10) = 50
umm

Drufle (GM)
Yep.

Nickel
base?

Drufle (GM)
At level 10, it has a Base 50.

Nickel
okay
so...that just breaks 68

Drufle (GM)
Too bad it's a lot lower for you right now.
Everyone is at 2 right now yes?

Nickel
and we don't have one
I have 4 exp

Cici
the fuck is this shit

Nickel
I'm getting close
Hi Cici
we talked

Cici
you blanked out the entire chat log

Nickel
sorry

Cici
lmao
im not reading that

Nickel
so yeah...boss battle

Drufle (GM)
So, who's ready for some serious damage?

Cici
okay so uh

Nickel
its not important, don't worry
okay

Nickel presses the play button

Cici
first point of order: thats like the exact rowan picture i was thinking of

Nickel
-Let's do this

Professor Hawthorne
"OH ARCEUS I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU"

Cici
but we need to recolor him
sonic recolor oc
just reverse the colors
brown hair and white coat

Axel
"Hawthorn! It is you!"
"We've been looking everywhere for you!"

Cici greeted him with 'professor!' before the temporary pause in time

Professor Hawthorne
"THAT'S FANTASTIC COULD YOU PLEASE HELP ME OUT HERE"

Cici
"What on earth-"

Axel
"With...what...oh dear"

Kyurem roars and turns around at the intruders.

Axel
"Uhh...uhhh"

Cici
why is my headcanon that hawthorne sounds like barry kremer

Axel
"This is bad....very very bad"

Cici
"What is that?!"

Nickel prepares for battle
Axel:
Aptitude
Check: 14

Professor Hawthorne
"WHO CARES WHAT IT IS IT IS VERY ANGRY"

Axel
quite, weak voiced "...Kyurem"

Cici
through gritted teeth "I'm gonna take a wild guess and say this is what the Professor was looking for."

Axel
"We may be dead"
"Very very dead"

Drufle (GM)
I hope the two of you have a Pokemon to fight with!
Who's ready for a bit of 2v1?

Cici
"I'm really gonna let him have it later for this. This is so irresponsible."

Axel
Rochelle is closest

Cici
"Alright, I have an idea."
"Armstrong! Go!"

Axel
"Cici...you remember your Regice?"

Cici
"My? Regice?"

Axel
"not the point"
"it was a weapon right?"

Cici
"Yeah..."

Axel
"Then this is...much...much worse"

Cici
"It certainly looks that way!"
"I don't think we can take this thing head-on."

Axel
"This...monster has been documented to eat people"

Drufle (GM)
So, what kind of Speed stats are we rocking here?

Cici
"Professor! If we distract it, do you have a way down?"

Axel
I'm at 5

Cici
my current goal is 'dont enter combat'
i have
Plans
by which i mean

Axel
our ability to outrun this thing is zero

Cici
the Gunk Shot field move

Axel
uhhh

Professor Hawthorne
"I DONT KNOW HOW I GOT UP HERE SO MY ANSWER TO THAT IS PROBABLY NOT"

Axel
damn it hawthorn

Cici
well there goes that plan

Axel
We're being forced into fighting

Cici
it can totally kill him from this distance
"Damn."

Axel
unless we have a way to bring that man down to the ground

Cici
"Sorry Armstrong. Looks like sticking it in place won't do much."

Armstrong blinks, slowly

Axel
"Rochelle, be careful"

Rochelle braces for impact

Kyurem stamps its feet on the ground and roars, moving towards the intruders.

Cici
4 speed btw
i forgot to say

Drufle (GM)
Well, I also have 5!

Axel
wut?

Drufle (GM)
rolling 1d6( 5 ) = 5

Axel
rolling 1d6( 3 ) = 3
welp

Cici
god damn it axel

Drufle (GM)
Good, I go first!

Axel
lower goes first, right? dang
does sturdy activate this round?
wait no...I don't have that yet
ahg

Drufle (GM)
DRACO METEOR

Axel
fffff
Drufle (GM):
Kyurem used Draco Meteor!
Target Rochelle
Roll 6 3 2 + 6
AC 14
Damage 3

Axel
why me?

Drufle (GM)
CRUNCH

Cici
ow
rip

Rochelle falls backwards, pieces of her get chipped off

Cici
whats draco do in this game btw

Drufle (GM)
Your next choice?

Axel
what does it do?

Drufle (GM)
+1 damage, I now have disadv on special moves.

Axel
welp

Cici
excellent

Axel
that helps Nickel

Drufle (GM)
Which just cancels out the adv from STAB.

Cici
i used the physical defense trubbish
lmao

Axel
I need my Copper!

Drufle (GM)
Who are you bringing in, Axel?
Alright.

Copper
-Took you long enough-

Drufle (GM)
It is your turn, Axel!

Copper jingles angrily for a bout 5 seconds before realizing what she's up against

Axel
"Okay...we have Flash Cannon...lets use that"

Cici
is 'chance to status' a 50% chance?
if the move lands?

Drufle (GM)
Yes.

Cici
okay
im gonna try and poison it i think on my turn
so... do whatevah

Drufle (GM)
Not a bad idea!
Copper, go ahead!
Copper:
Copper used Flash Cannon!
Target Kyurem
Roll 2 4 1 + 6
AC 13
Damage 2
ooops

Cici
wow

Drufle (GM)
Nice!

Copper
I forgot super effective
also that misses

Drufle (GM)
Well it misses regardless.

Copper
I am so dead

Drufle (GM)
Roll 1d6!

Copper
rolling 1d6( 2 ) = 2
uh oh

Drufle (GM)
Congratulations, Flash Cannon is now disabled for Copper!

Copper
fffff

Cici
lmao
abilities

Copper
-I will end you for that-

Drufle (GM)
Armstrong?

Axel
"This is bad...this is really bad"

Cici
"Alright Armstrong, let's try a Toxic!"

Copper gives Axel a "ya think so?" kind of look
Cici:
Armstrong used Toxic!
Target Kyurem
Roll 2 5 2 + 5
AC 13
Damage 0
hey! hits!
he's poisoneddddd

Drufle (GM)
Try your math again.

Cici
aw man i thought that was a 3
curse my eyesight

Drufle (GM)
Roll 1d6!

Cici
rolling 1d6( 5 ) = 5

Drufle (GM)
Good job.

Copper
she's good

Cici
ugh honestly my eyes are all bleary

Copper
The plan is to not fall to Nickel, because he's my last mon after Copper

Cici
'the plan is to not die' good idea
Drufle (GM):
Kyurem used Avalanche!
Target Armstrong
Roll 2 5 2 + 6
AC 15
Damage 2

Copper
Thank you, I thought of it myself

Drufle (GM)
Miss!

Copper
we need less of those moves, please

Armstrong skillfully blocks the hit

Drufle (GM)
Kyurem attempts to spew a pile of ice onto Armstrong, but he shoves it aside!

Axel
"Ummm? Flash Cannon?"

Copper glares at Axel

Cici
"I wonder if..."
"Clara, while we distract it, do you think you can throw a vine up to the Professor?"

Copper sighs and prepares a Metal Claw instead

Cici
this is a sneaking mission
Copper:
Copper used Metal Claw!
Target Kyurem
Roll 2 4 5 + 5
AC 13
Damage 3

Drufle (GM)
That'll be a Special Training check, methinks.
Or whatever Control Plants requires.

Cici
ye

Copper
nice hit
Cici:
Special Training
Check: 12
lmao
A+ roll

Drufle (GM)
Well, that could've been worse.

Copper rakes her keys across the Kyurem's face

Cici
doubt i need 120 liters of vines honestly

Drufle (GM)
But yes, 3 damage to Kyurem!

Copper
such anger

Drufle (GM)
The beast rages in response to the insolence of the tiny metal thing.

Copper
-Bite me-
-Or meteor me-

Clara
Clara tosses a thick leafy vine up to the professor's ledge.

Copper
noice

Drufle (GM)
Armstrong, your turn!

Copper
Armstrong's turn though

Cici
"Get down, Professor!"
"Armstrong, use Poison Fang!"
Armstrong used Poison Fang!
Target Kyurem
Roll 2 2 5 + 5
AC 13
Damage 2
literally the same roll

Copper
augh
this is unhelpful!

Drufle (GM)
Roll your 1d6!

Cici
rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4

Drufle (GM)
Nice!
Alright, who's ready for some damage?

Cici
me

Copper klangs her keys together, taunting the Kyurem
Drufle (GM):
Kyurem used Outrage!
Target Copper
Roll 4 4 3 + 7
AC 15
Damage 2

Cici
ouch
Drufle (GM):
Kyurem used Outrage!
Target Copper
Roll 2 1 3 + 7
AC 15
Damage 2

Cici
+7

Copper
do...either of those hit?

Cici
lmao

Drufle (GM)
Well, the first one hits at least.

Cici
first one sure does

Copper
ah, right

Cici
does steel resist dragon
i forget

Copper
resisted, yest
yes

Cici
wait.
fairy type
u fuckd up

Copper
OH SHIT
OHHHHH SHIT
I FORGOT!!!
I AM THE BEST EVER

Cici
lmao

Copper
GET REKT!!

Drufle (GM)
Wow, I actually did too.

Cici
twelve airhorns

Drufle (GM)
Well, I know what I'm using next time.

Copper watches as the Kyurem passes right through her

Drufle (GM)
Copper, your turn.

Copper
:P
Copper used Iron Head!
Target Kyurem
Roll 6 6 1 + 5
AC 13
Damage 3

Cici
man hows that even work

Copper
OH SNAP SON

Drufle (GM)
Ouch!

Cici
fairy is just like 'im too magic for this'
what a hit

Drufle (GM)
3 damage to poor Kyurem!

Copper
Permenant spot on team aquired

Drufle (GM)
Armstrong, you're up!

Copper
gotta get me some fairy moves

Cici
"Try the Poison Fang again!"
Armstrong used Poison Fang!
Target Kyurem
Roll 6 5 4 + 5
AC 13
Damage 2
bite his ankles!!

Axel
"Great work, Copper!"

Drufle (GM)
Ho Dang!
Kyurem takes strike after strike!

Copper
-Poor dragon-

Drufle (GM)
He roars, and glares at the two in front of him.

Armstrong sinks his sharp metal teeth into the beast's ankles

Copper
he's still ALIVE?
how much HP does this guy have?

Drufle (GM)
Of course he's still alive, are you kidding?

Cici
we are fighting him with tiny things

Copper
sit your ass DOWN dragon!
Drufle (GM):
Kyurem used Twister!
Target Copper
Roll 3 6 2 + 6
AC 14
Damage 2
EAT DAMAGE

Cici
that's

Copper
Twister is a DRAGON MOVE YOU FOOL

Cici
still a dragon move

Copper
IT DOES SHIT

Cici
on a fairy type

Copper
ALL

Drufle (GM)
You still take 2 damage!

Copper
GET REKT HARDER

Cici
????????????????????

Drufle (GM)
Because Twister cannot have its damage reduced by any means!

Copper
???

Cici
thats a mechanic
weird
what a niche move

Copper
that is not a fun mechanic

Drufle (GM)
-1 Damage. Nothing other than this effect can reduce the
damage of this attack.

Cici
then

Copper
-1 damage?

Cici
shouldnt it be 1 damage
not 2

Copper
waaaait

Drufle (GM)
Oh 1, sorry.
I missed that bit.

Cici
well then

Copper
yeahhhh
well done, 1 damage
are you proud of yourself?

Cici
lmao
so thirsty

Drufle (GM)
I wouldn't make Kyurem angry, if I were you.

Cici
thirsty for BLOOD
Copper:
Copper used Iron Head!
Target Kyurem
Roll 5 3 6 + 5
AC 13
Damage 3

Drufle (GM)
Things could get... worse.

Cici
oh my god
you're really fucking him up

Copper
CAUSE I AIN'T PROUD OF YA!!!

Cici
jesus christ

Drufle (GM)
Man, dat Copper.

Copper smashes her head into Kyurem's face

Cici
man his def is really pretty bad tbh

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, he has 4 for both defenses.
In return for some ridiculous attack stats.

Copper gains a massive surge of confidence against the silly dragon

Cici
i guess the massive hp stat was supposed to make up for that

Drufle (GM)
Pretty much!
Speaking of which, he is still not down!
He's getting there, though.

Cici
im not surprised tbh

Drufle (GM)
Armstrong?

Copper
keep trying

Cici
"Alright... Maybe another Toxic!"
Armstrong used Toxic!
Target Kyurem
Roll 3 5 5 + 5
AC 13
Damage 0

Copper taunts the dragon mercilessly

Cici
hey it actually did hit this time
cool
he poisoned

Copper
toxic has landed

Drufle (GM)
Kerblap!

Copper
die a slow painful death

Cici
it's just regular poison btw

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, I'm aware.

Copper
silly dragon, trix are for keys

Cici
it was just weird for him to be using poisonpowder
okay
well then

Axel
"This dragon is still standing"
"I'm not sure we can keep going for much longer"

Drufle (GM)
Kyurem's eyes glow a bright blue, and he breathes a fine blue mist over the group of you!

Axel
fff
is he trying to cheat?

Drufle (GM)
You suddenly feel yourself slowed down!

Cici
"Ah-!"

Axel
ah, Icy Wind
WE'RE ALREADY GOING LAST

Drufle (GM)
No, this would be the Slow Field Move.

Axel
so he used his move on that?

Drufle (GM)
Yes, because that means he can now leave!

Axel
Wow, he's running?

Cici
Slow? It's just called Slow

Axel
I mean, I'd have let him run regardless

Cici
I cant beelieve this
"Is it just me, or is he running away?"

Axel
"What...is....this...?"

Cici
"...Back the way we came from?"

Axel
EXP
for being awesome

Cici
thirst

Professor Hawthorne
"Ok, ok, deep breaths, ok, WOW."

Axel
THE THIRST WILL NEVER DIE
ehem
sorry

Cici
"Professor!"

Axel
Copper poisoning, it happens

Cici
"What did you think you were doing?!"

Drufle (GM)
I like how Axel doesn't seem to have any concern that Kyurem is headed for Spinel Village.

Axel
"Hawthorn! You're okay!"

Cici
"You could have gotten yourself killed if we hadn't happened along!"

Axel
I'm not paying attention

Professor Hawthorne
"Yes, ok, that's the word we can use for this."

Cici is enraged

Copper picks up Rochelle

Cici
why does he still sound like barry kremer omfg
every single line he says i just mentally read it in barry's voice

Copper
"Kink-kling...?"

Copper looks very sad as she holds the cracked rock

Professor Hawthorne
"Look, I just... need to breathe for a sec-HHHHHHFFFFF-alright, much better."

Axel
"Oh...oh no...Rochelle"

Cici
"We need to get back to the Pokemon Center."

Professor Hawthorne
"Holy SHIT did you two see that thing?!"

Cici
"Come ON! We can talk about it later!"

Axel
"I don't CARE about that thing! Rochelle is hurt!!"

Cici pulls the Professor back out of the cave by his coat sleeve

Professor Hawthorne
"Oh, right, right, sorry. Here, let me help..."

Axel grabs Rochelle and runs off to the center, forgetting to use the pokeball again

Axel
he's already done
gne
gone

Cici
"Axel, wait!"

Professor Hawthorne
"Ah, well... Alright."
"I'll just... meet you there!"

Copper watches Axel run off

Cici
"Come on, let's go after him!"

Nickel follows, pulling the stunned Copper with magnetism

Cici
"Where did that thing come from?!"
"If it heads to the village..."

Professor Hawthorne
"I don't... I don't know!"

Cici
"Come on. Walk and talk."

Cici follows the tunnels back from the cavern by memory

Cici
"Am I right in assuming that you went into the mine looking for it?"

Professor Hawthorne
"No!" I wasn't looking for such a beast!"
"I mean... I was looking for signs of Legendary Pokemon, but not that thing!"

Cici sighs

Cici
"Professor, you have to be more careful!"

Nickel
"Oh no! Its here!"

Cici
"Do you even have any Pokemon with you?"

Nickel
dang it
not again

Cici
man im glad nickel gained the gift of speech

Axel
"It! ITS HERE!"

Professor Hawthorne
"Er... No, I seem to have left my pouch back at the Center."

Axel
keep talking like that an I might actually give it to him

Cici
"Damn it..."

Axel
"What do we do!?"
Mopp left, right when we needed him

Drufle (GM)
The three of you emerge from the cave, the light blinding your eyes.

Cici
"It's wounded enough that it fled from us... If it's anything like the other creatures we've seen..."
"It's probably very afraid, and that makes it dangerous."
"We have to drive it out of the town or it could do some serious damage."

Drufle (GM)
You hear the sound of panicking, and you see the massive arctic beast flying over Spinel, breathing ice down upon the village!

Copper klangs heroicly

Cici
"Oh no... Case in point."

Copper begins floating up to the dragon

Copper
-Round two-

Axel
"Seriously!? Copper, no!"

Cici
"Wait, isn't there a Gym here?"
"Where's the Gym Leader? Where are the other strong trainers?"

Kyurem whips around and glares at Copper, its eyes gleaming an odd shade of blue.

Professor Hawthorne
"I... I don't know! I was only gone for an hour or so!"
"Everything was fine when I left!"

Cici
i cant believe this kyurem has developed a grudge against a klefki

Copper
-My name is Copper von Klefki. You hurt my friend. Prepare to faint.

Cici uses Mean Look on Hawthorne

Kyurem flies over Copper and attempts to grab the Klefki.

Copper
what?

Cici
"Listen here, mister. When I get back, we are going to have a serious talk about responsibility."

Copper
Copper is the Klefki, ya doof
Kyurem:
Kyurem used Grab!
Target Copper
Roll 1 6 5 + 7
AC 15
Damage 0
YOINK

Cici
"Now get to the Pokemon Center! Grab your Pokemon and get all the trainers in there to come out and help!"

Copper
yeah, bad move
cause this is a new battle...
POINT BLANK FLASH CANNON!!!

Professor Hawthorne nods and runs off to the Center.
Copper:
Copper used Flash Cannon!!!
Target Kyurem
Roll 1 2 5 + 6
AC 13
Damage 3
that hits
bonus for point blank?

Drufle (GM)
It does!

Cici
unless of course you get a penalty from being grabbed

Drufle (GM)
No, no damage.

Cici
but given how flash cannon works
id say it shouldnt be an issue really

Copper
no damage?

Drufle (GM)
It does damage, but Kyurem remains in the air!

Cici
you just kinda
shoot a lazor

Copper
again?
he can't attack me while I'm in his mouth
do I try again

Drufle (GM)
A strange glow flows between the two Pokemon in the air...

Copper
uhh

Cici
love CAN blossom, even on the battlefield

Copper
-Ew, no

Drufle (GM)
Kyurem's body takes a more metallic sheen, and odd key-shaped icicles pop out of its side!

Cici
"what"

Copper
-I swear, I will keep flash cannoning you

Kyurem tosses Copper away, flying off into the village.

Cici
o_q

Copper can FLOAT

Drufle (GM)
Of course he can!
Copper:
Copper used Flash Cannon!!!
Target Kyurem
Roll 4 6 5 + 6
AC 13
Damage 2
I'm guessing he gained the Steel Type?
so not super-effective?

Drufle (GM)
He sure did!
So that does 1 damage!

Copper
no

Drufle (GM)
No?

Copper
which type did he drop?
crap

Drufle (GM)
Neither!

Copper
whut?
then he's still part ice
so normal

Drufle (GM)
Ah, right.

Copper
If he doesn't attack, I fire again

Drufle (GM)
I hope you're aware that you're not actually supposed to win this fight, right?

Copper
Screw that, I'm attacking

Cici
lmao

Drufle (GM)
Alright, go ahead.

Copper
The Copper has assumed direct control
Copper used Flash Cannon!
Target Kyurem
Roll 3 5 5 + 6
AC 13
Damage 2
I haven't missed yet

Drufle (GM)
Well that would hit, if Kyurem wasn't, like, a mile and a half away now.

Cici
"I think it's... leaving."

Copper
-My name is Copper von Klefki! You hurt my friend! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!-

Copper jangles angrily

Cici
"Copper, just let it go."
"Even if it did some sort of... weird fusion dance with you."

Copper floats back down to the group

Cici
"What was up with that, seriously."

Copper
does Klefki suddenly gain Dragon powers?

Cici
dragonball k

Copper shrugs

Copper
"Klinkle"

Drufle (GM)
No, that's not how it works :P

Copper
that'd be cool though
I mean, I have dragon type moves in Axel's belt

Cici
i thought when kyurem fused with zekrom/reshiram it absorbed them

Professor Hawthorne comes into sight, running back towards the two.

Copper
well, one dragon move

Cici
so shouldnt it have eaten copper

Copper
no
he didn't have the DNA splicers
so no

Professor Hawthorne wheezes and coughs, bending over a bit.

Cici
i dont remember bw2 at all

Professor Hawthorne
"Is... is it gone?

Cici
"It like... gave Copper a weird hug and then it took off."

Axel
"I think so...but it...became Steel type?"

Cici
"It was very uncomfortable."

Professor Hawthorne
"Oh no... it did what?"

Copper shudders

Axel
"Uh...steel type..."

Cici
"It like... turned part Klefki or something."

Professor Hawthorne
"Do you understand what this means!?"

Axel
"I couldn't see to well down here"

Cici
"Grew these freaky key-shaped lumps."
"Not in the least."

Axel
"I'm not familiar with that part of the legend"

Cici
"Frankly, I'm confused as to why it engaged us in battle again so quickly after fleeing the first time."

Professor Hawthorne
"It means that this iteration of Kyurem has attained the ability to splice itself without artificial contamination!"

Cici
"...Iiiiinteresting?"

Professor Hawthorne
"This is terrible!!!"

Cici
"Isn't Kyurem the beast from Unovan myth?"

Axel
"'The Hollow Dragon' yes"

Cici
"The dragon which split into Reshiram and Zekrom?"

Professor Hawthorne
"No no, Kyurem is the third!"

Axel
"What was left behind, more accurately"

Cici
"How could there be multiple iterations of such a thing?"

Professor Hawthorne
"The shell left without truth or ideals!"
"I... I don't know, actually."

Cici
"I mean, I suppose legends aren't always the entire truth."

Professor Hawthorne
"That's why I was investigating rumors!"
"It wouldn't make any sense for more than one Kyurem, and yet..."

Cici
"You really need to keep your Pokenav charged, Professor!"

Professor Hawthorne looks confused.

Cici
"We've been chasing you all over Galens for days!"

Axel
"Look...this is all very fascinating, and its great to see you again, Hawthorn, but I really need to go"

Professor Hawthorne pulls out his Pokenav and looks at it with wide eyes.

Professor Hawthorne
"Well... I seem to have made a grievous mistake."

Cici
>tfw airplane mode

Axel rushes of to the Pokemon center

Nickel remains with the group

Cici sighs

Professor Hawthorne
"I suppose I was a bit too busy..."

Cici
"Let's walk back, shall we?"

Nickel
being invisible

Professor Hawthorne
"Right right, that would be a good idea."

Nickel
-me puts our numbers into the pokenavs

Cici
"We've done a bit of investigating ourselves, along the way here."

Professor Hawthorne
"Oh, is that so?"

Cici
"That's why we were looking for you, actually."
"We found a Heatran on Route 1."

Nickel hands the Prof his notes

Nickel
"Zzzt zrt"

Professor Hawthorne takes the notepad from Nickel and starts flipping through it.

Cici
"Whatever event has been...summoning...or creating...these creatures..."

Nickel
-I haven't finished day 5 yet

Professor Hawthorne
"A Heatran, a Regice, more reported sightings of Legendary Pokemon..."

Cici
"It didn't seem to leave a trace. We found what I think was the cave the Heatran appeared within, and there was nothing there but sheer rock walls."

Professor Hawthorne looks in confusion at Cici.

Cici
"It's like it just appeared from nowhere."

Professor Hawthorne
"But... that makes no sense!"

Cici
"Like it was teleported."

Nickel pulls out the Orb and shows it to the Prof

Professor Hawthorne
"But there are no teleportation devices set up on Galens yet..."
"Oh? What is this?"

Cici
"Maybe an Alakazam, or a group of other powerful Psychic types..."

Nickel
"Zzzzrrrt"

Cici
"Oh, right."

Professor Hawthorne feels over the ball, and his face darkens considerably.

Cici
"We bumped into a Regice in a cave below this one on the mountain."
"It seemed like it was patrolling the tunnels there."

Professor Hawthorne
"This... this is very wrong. Very, very wrong."
"Did the Regice give you this?"

Cici
"It helped us leave the cave and gave us this orb as what I can only assume is a warning."

Nickel
"Bzzt"

Cici
"Or a threat."

Professor Hawthorne
"Hm..."

Cici
"It does seem rather... dark, doesn't it."

Professor Hawthorne
"Someone or something is afraid..."

Cici
"I've never heard of a Regi communicating with humans like this before."
"Perhaps whatever it's protecting is sending this message out?"

Nickel
"Bzzzzrt?"

Professor Hawthorne
"Possibly... or it might have its own agenda."
"Legendary Pokemon are quite intelligent, you see."

Nickel begins writing notes in Hawthorne's notebook

Cici nods slowly

Cici
"I suppose we can't really presume to know their goals..."

Nickel
-Almost as intelligent as myself-

Professor Hawthorne
"It's hard to tell with so little information, but there is a third possibility, I suppose."

Cici
"What do you mean?"

Professor Hawthorne
"The Regice was giving you this as a message from itself, not from whoever put it there."

Cici
"But why?"
"We couldn't have talked to it for more than a few seconds..."

Professor Hawthorne
"It is unlikely that a creature as powerful as a Regice would threaten you with words rather than power..."

Cici
"Yeah, that's what I thought."

Nickel
"Zzzzrrrbt"

Cici
"It didn't seem particularly fazed by us in the slightest."

Professor Hawthorne
"So if this is indeed a message from Regice itself, then it is likely to be a warning."

Nickel
Did we get EXP in that last fight?
I fogot

Cici
thirst

Drufle (GM)
Good lord, kid.

Nickel
Nickel hasn't drank all day

Drufle (GM)
Yes, you both got 2 exp.

Nickel
yay

Professor Hawthorne
"But why it would warn you... I have no idea."

Nickel
we still haven't had a chance to catch anything

Professor Hawthorne
"There is something very wrong with Galens at the moment."

Nickel
are we where Axel is? Or still walking?

Drufle (GM)
Yes, we have returned to the Center by now.
I imagine.

Nickel
oh derp

Cici
"What do you think we should do?"
"I mean, we can't exactly go back to work with this all going on..."

Axel is standing by the counter, waiting for Rochelle to be healed

Professor Hawthorne
"I... I have no idea, truly."

Axel
*he's been standing there for a while

Professor Hawthorne
"Whatever released a Kyurem into those mines, it doesn't seem too concerned about these peoples' wellfare."

Axel is deep in thought, or perhaps worry, or both

Professor Hawthorne
"I think the best option right now... would be to simply gain power."

Axel
the gym?
fite fite fite

Professor Hawthorne
"You and the others were planning on touring the continent anyway, right?"

Cici
"Training, huh?"
"I have been working on the Pokedex..."

Professor Hawthorne
"We need powerful Trainers to match whatever is sending these Legendary Pokemon at us."

Cici
"I guess you're right."

Professor Hawthorne
"I would offer my help, but I think I have an idea I should pursue myself..."

Cici
"We should probably contact all the Gym Leaders, as well."

Professor Hawthorne
"Yes, of course."

Axel
"I know the leader here...old friend..."

Cici
"Do you know if they've started building the League yet?"

Professor Hawthorne
"There are seven gyms founded and officiated at the moment."

Cici
"Really, Axel? We should head over there right away, probably."

Professor Hawthorne
"The Elite Four is still in quite the state of disarray, unfortunately."

Axel
"No...Rochelle is still in the back"
"I can't leave her"

Cici
"I wonder if they're going to import all 4 of them, or recruit them from the Gym Leader candidates."
"Of course, Axel. We can wait for her."

Axel
"..."

Professor Hawthorne
"They've been very hush-hush about the project, so I have no idea myself."

Cici
"Why don't you sit down?"

Axel
"Thank you, Cici"

Cici
"She'll be okay."

Professor Hawthorne
"And yes, it would be in your best interests to go talk to Frederick."

Axel sits down on a couch

Professor Hawthorne
"He's a bit odd, but if anyone knows Ice Pokemon, it'd be him."
"For now, however... I think I'll sit down in my room."

Cici
"I wonder where he was when Kyurem was flying around?"

Rochelle is brought out, looking a bit worse for wear, but healed

Professor Hawthorne
"Knowing him, he was probably skiing."

Cici
"Wait, Professor. Let's swap Pokenav numbers."

Axel jumps up and picks up Rochelle

Cici
"Try to keep it charged from now on, okay...?"

Professor Hawthorne nods and hands Cici his Pokenav.

Professor Hawthorne
"Yes, yes, of course."

Cici
"...Alright, should be okay."

Professor Hawthorne
"Good... I'm going to lay down."
"I'm suddenly very tired."

Cici chuckles

Axel sits down with Rochelle in his lap

Cici
"Being in a life-threatening situation can do that to a person."

Axel
"We are all tired"

Professor Hawthorne walks off into the back, holding his back for a moment.

Cici
"I'll call Aidan and tell him you're okay. He was worried sick."

Professor Hawthorne waves off-handedly back at the group.

Axel
"I guess we head off to the gym?"

Cici sighs

Cici
"Let me call Aidan first."
"He ought to know what's going on."

Axel
"Okay"

Nurse Joy
"So... what happened outside?"

Axel
"Hell on earth, mam"
"the cold kind"

Nurse Joy
"I heard shouting, but I thought it best to stay inside..."

Cici goes off and makes a phone call with exposition we all already know

Cici
covering phone with hand "Hey Axel, can you look outside and tell me how bad the damage is?"

Axel
"Ummm, sure"

Axel checks outside
Axel:
Attention
Check: 13
I...uhg

Drufle (GM)
Place is fuckin' ICE.
SO much ice.

Cici
you dont really have to pay attention to notice the giant ice pillars and shit

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, it's just.

Axel
"Everything appears to be completely frozen..."

Drufle (GM)
It's pretty bad.

Axel
"Not snowed over, just solid"

Drufle (GM)
Entire buildings seem to have been frozen over.

Cici
"Oh, I hope no one was trapped in there..."

Axel
"We need fire-type help"
If only I had a Numel

Cici
"Who am I kidding. There's no way there aren't any casualties from that kind of attack."
"Ugh, okay..."

Drufle (GM)
Suddenly, a strange-looking man bursts into the Center.

Cici
"Yeah, Aidan, it's pretty bad."

Axel falls over

Frederick
"Yo, Joy! We got any medicine in here?"

Axel
"oooph

Frederick
"Oh sorry man I was just... Axel?"

Axel
"Erg...Frederick?"

Cici still phone conversation

Frederick
"Wow, the fuck're you doin' way up here?"

Cici
"Mhm. Yeah, sure."

Cici side-eyes the obnoxiously loud man who has just walked in

Axel
"Nearly dying to an ice/dragon, mostly"
"but also finding our wayward professor"

Frederick
"Yeah man, I saw that comin' up from the slopes!"

Cici
"I think I should call you back in a bit, Aidan. I'll tell you once we've figured out how to thaw the town out."
"Alright, bye."

Cici hangs up

Frederick
"I gotta get some ethers from the lady, I'm workin' on this ice!"

Axel
"Are there any fire types I can look for in the area?"

Cici
"Axel? Is this a friend of yours?"

Frederick
"Fire? Naw man, I got Ice types!"

Axel
"Huh? Oh yeah, Cici, this is Freddy"

Frederick turns to the other person in the room.

Axel
"He's the Gym Leader and a childhood friend"

Frederick
"Oh, uh, hey there, you're one of Hawthorne's other kids right?"

Axel
"I helped him build his gym a while back"

Cici
"Yessir."

Frederick
"You got any Ice types?"

Cici
"Cici. Nice to meet you."

Axel
Freddy is about to flirt with Cici, isn't he

Cici
"Nothing but bugs and Trubbish, I'm afraid."

Axel
he strikes me as the type

Frederick
"Pah, alright. Hey Joy!"

Frederick runs past the two to the back room.

Cici
he's busy trying to save people who are dying in a giant iceberg
so id certainly hope not

Axel
it seems I was wrong for now

Frederick runs past the two again a few minutes later with a handful of small potions.

Cici
"Anything we can do to help?"

Axel falls over again

Frederick
"Seeya later gotta undo some ice BYE"

Axel
"Just...like old times"
*keep in mind that Rochelle falls onto his chest every time he falls

Frederick bursts back into the cold.

Cici
"...Well, it seems like he has things under control."

Axel
"He's capable, certainly."
Nurse Joy walks back out from the back, decidedly confused.

Axel
"I would like to help with the ice"

Nurse Joy
"Was that Frederick?"

Cici
"He was looking for Ether."

Axel
"Yep"

Nurse Joy
"Ah, I was wondering why someone suddenly grabbed an armful of medicine and ran off."

Cici
"If he's looking for Ice types, maybe Brunt could do something..."
"Oh, we should really let Jack get rest."

Axel
"Yeah..."

Nurse Joy
"For now... you should probably just get some rest."

Axel
"Hey, Nurse Joy? What kind of mons can we find here?"

Nurse Joy
"Trust me, with an armful of Ethers, Frederick could move glaciers."
"Pokemon? Well quite a few, really."
"Ice types, Rock, Fighting, you name it."

Axel
"Anything of the Primordial type?"

Nurse Joy
"Despite being in the middle of nowhere, this is quite the diverse region."

Axel
"Fire, Electric, Dragon?"

Nurse Joy
"Ah... Yes!"
"I believe some Fire and Dragon types live a little lower down, closer to the other summit."

Axel
"Thank you, I'll keep that in mind"

Cici
"I suppose while the kids are getting some rest we can go out and search for more Pokemon..."
"I think right about now I could go for some lunch, though."

Nurse Joy
"Oh of course, would you like some food?"

Axel
"Ah...we missed our meals didn't we?"
Nurse Joy smacks a button behind the counter and a counter pops out beside Cici.

Axel is startled

Nurse Joy
"Help yourself! We have a number of local dishes."
Axel:
Attention
Check: 13

Cici
"Oh, lovely!"

Axel
tell me what dishes I remember

Cici
"I could go for just about anything right now, to be honest. I'm famished."

Axel
so I may order

Clara
>:O

Cici
"...Clara is also famished."

Nickel hooks up to a power plug and recharges

Copper
-What do I even eat? Keys?

Cici
dragons

Drufle (GM)
You remember that Spinel food is a lot of fatty dishes, mostly for the cold weather.
Lots of red meat and fish, with few vegetables.

Axel
Axel needs some meat on his bones
wait, Fish? from where?
"Uhh...I'd like the fish, please"
"That was a good dish, if I recall..."

Drufle (GM)
No questions about the food!
All the food is already on the counter anyway.
Take whatever you like.

Nickel begins to write an essay of questions about food

Axel begins eating the fish

Cici pulls some food aside for all her Pokemon

Cici
"Alright, gang, try not to make a mess."

Terry immediately begins making a mess

Cici
"What did I JUST SAY"

Copper ,being the only one of Axel's mons with a mouth, begins eating

Terry :U

Copper
"Chomp chomp chomp"

Drufle (GM)
And so the party ate.
And yea, it was delicious.
Probably.

Copper
-As expected-

Drufle (GM)
I dunno, I have no idea what your tastes are.

Axel
I don't know that the food tastes like, so we're even

Cici
im really weirdly tired

Drufle (GM)
At this point, it is afternoon.

Cici
zzz
lets fight somethin

Drufle (GM)
Say, 1-2 pm.
Yes, I'm getting to that!

Axel
alright
is there a way to increase the chance of certain types of mons?

Drufle (GM)
Hm...
Attention, I suppose.
Name a type.

Axel
Well, lets go for either Fire or Dragon
they both get Fire Moves
I think

Drufle (GM)
Well either way, roll!
Axel:
Attention
Check: 8

Drufle (GM)
Ah.

Axel
I...
:(

Drufle (GM)
That's another 1 exp for you!

Axel
Cici, halp?

Drufle (GM)
Well you aren't finding any Fire or Dragon types.
That's for sure.

Axel
now hold on, it lowers the chance?

Drufle (GM)
With that kind of roll?

Axel
I thought it just left it standard?

Drufle (GM)
I'm going to say yes.

Axel
more sadfaice

Drufle (GM)
If you had just slightly failed, it would be normal.
But that was a pretty hardcore failure.

Axel
Cici, you are my only hope
undo my terribleness
I feel bad that I've gotten EXP from failures 3 times so far
Cici:
Attention
Check: 9
lmao

Axel
one last session, two this session

Drufle (GM)
Well, your luck is clearly pointed.
Wow!

Axel
AUGH

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, no Fire or Dragon types for you guys.

Axel
I have no chance

Cici
that wasnt even that low of a roll
my stat is just 4

Drufle (GM)
It was below a 10!

Axel
I failed misserably

Drufle (GM)
And thus not good.

Axel
I can only hope for something I can even TRAIN

Cici
ugh god
this cupcake has been in my fridge for
i dont remember how many days but too long

Drufle (GM)
We are really not in the right part for Cici to catch things.
Unless...

Cici
i nearly choked on it

Drufle (GM)
We count this as part Forest as well.

Cici
snover

Drufle (GM)
Cici, would you like to pick a type?

Cici
snover

Axel
We've have to catch a snover for Jack too

Drufle (GM)
Ok well, that would work I suppose.

Axel
ugh

Drufle (GM)
Roll one more Attention to look for Snover.

Cici
ok but seriously with just 2 of us here

Axel
I get nothing from this then

Cici
ill catch something and then give it to someone else as a gift
Attention
Check: 14

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, I figured.
Wow.

Cici
s n o v e r

Axel
I can't...my luck
I have none
I fail forever

Drufle (GM)
Are you kidding!
You didn't miss a single shot on Kyurem!

Axel
Kyurem stole it
I want it back
where is that stupid dragon

Drufle (GM)
Alright, lemme set up the encounter.

Cici
lol

Axel
Nickel, set phasers to Obliterate

Nickel
-Missiles Armed-

Axel
Atta boy

Cici
"Axel, let's see if we can locate some pine forest."
"I'm interested in... one particular species."
"The giant pine tree kind of species."

Axel
"I...don't...umm...alrighty"

Cici
"The Professor said we should fill out the Pokedex, right? That's what we'll do!"

Axel
I am still bummed that I can't catch anything
"We also have to train..."
"And get stronger"

Cici
"This is practically killing 2 birds with one stone, really."

Axel
I'm not even going to get full EXP!! NOOO
Unless I deliberately use Rochelle

Cici
"...Okay, so I kind of just really want to fight something after how that last battle ended?"
why wont you get full exp

Axel
it won't be a hard enough fight for me
Most of my team are ice/grass obliterators

Cici
rock is good against ice too yknow
i dont think grass resists...

Axel
but grass
is supereffective
right back

Cici
oh who cares
it's all DM discretion anyway
i doubt drufle would screw you out of exp unless you like, ohko his pokemon before he can move

Axel
After what just happened, there is no way Axel will send Rochelle into this fight
I'm afraid that will happen, Cici

Cici
maybe it'll be multiple species!
let's see what happens

Axel
unless I pick on the weakling
multiple species would be night

Cici
very well if there's an abomasnow you can fight that

Axel
er, pick on the aboma
I meant
we'll see

Cici
strongling

Axel
actually, a 4 HP aboma would die to Nickel instantly
High SP ATK
4 damage flash cannon

Drufle (GM)
Yikes.
Yeah, you're right.

Axel
I might use Copper this battle
to avoid overkill
also, she probably wants to keep fighting
she just rekt a dragon, she's wants more

Drufle (GM)
Alright!

Axel
Copper has massive bragging rights now

Drufle (GM)
BOO

Axel
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNXXXXXXX!!!!!!
THE GREAT GOD DRUFLE HATH SMILED ON ME THIS DAY!!

Cici
noice

Drufle (GM)
Turns out, Electric types actually show up in Frozen biomes.
For some bizarre reason.

Cici
"Oh my, a Shinx!"

Drufle (GM)
And one of the 8 options is Shinx!

Axel
that makes about as little sense as I care for it to make right now

Cici
"Look, it's hiding under those trees!"
"...Not trees!"

Axel
"oh...I see it...wait..."
"Is that..."

Drufle (GM)
A small Shinx is crawling under a Snover, and nearby an Abomasnow rests its eyes lazily.

Axel
"Ummm...do you think we can do this peacefully?"

Cici approaches slowly

Copper
-BORED NOW-
"KLING KLING KLING!!"

Cici
"I wonder what a Shinx is doing way up here..."

Axel
"Copper no!"

Cici
"And away from its family, especially."

Drufle (GM)
The Abomasnow's eyes snap open.
It turns towards the source of the klinging, confused.

Cici
"God, Copper, you're really out for blood today."

Axel
Copper is needed on field
-YO!! I just beat a dragon!-
woops
thankfully those wern't quotes

Drufle (GM)
The two playing Pokemon look up at the floating key monster.

Copper
-Yo!! Wassup!?-

Snover
-???????-

Copper
-How's it hanging. Just beat a dragon, no big deal-

Snover
-????????????????-

Cici looks at Axel

Copper
-Don't tell me you don't speak pokemon-

Cici
"...?????"

Drufle (GM)
The Pokemon don't seem particularly impressed.

Copper
-That ruins everything-

Cici
"What do you think they're..."

Axel
"I'm...not sure either"

Snover
-what, what's a dragon?-

Copper
-Giant monster-
-Froze an entire human village SOLID-

Snover
-oh, like mom!-

Snover turns to the Abomasnow still looking strangely at the intruders.

Copper
-Seriously?-
-Okay...look-

Copper turns to the Abomasnow

Copper
-You saw it, right? Flying in the sky?-

Cici giggles a little bit

Abomasnow
-I've been sleeping for the past time. I'd appreciate it if I could continue doing so.-

Cici
"I don't know what's happening here at all, but Copper seems awfully frustrated."

Copper
-Well thanks for ruining my fun-
-Alright, you know how this works. Trainer versus Wild. Lets get this over with!-

Copper prepares for battle

Cici
"...????????????"

Abomasnow
-No thank you, I'm feeling quite tired today. Son, would you like to take care of this? Your friend can join in if he'd like.-

Cici has no idea what's happening

Cici
"Clara, do you have any-"

Clara
>:I

Snover nods excitedly.

Clara
Clara doesn't care.

Cici
"...Okay."

Copper
-Alright, you ready for some battles?-
-I like you, kid, ya got spunk-

Axel
so aboma sits this one out?

Drufle (GM)
Mhm!
She's quite tired.

Axel
cool

Drufle (GM)
It's been a long day.

Axel
Copper somehow made things easier for us

Copper motions for Armstrong to join in

Drufle (GM)
So who fights who?
Hm?

Copper
is that Armsrtong?
I have Snover, I guess

Armstrong sullenly walks forwards

Drufle (GM)
That's Terry.

Copper
wait, this thing dies instanding

Drufle (GM)
But nice try.

Copper
instantly

Cici
armstrong was the one i had out tho
??

Drufle (GM)
In the caves, yes.

Copper
They need some kind of marking

Drufle (GM)
This one is Terry for some reason.

Cici
i cant believe youve retrubbed me

Drufle (GM)
That one is Armstrong.

Copper
Seriously, we need a way to tell them apart

Drufle (GM)
Not that they actually have any stat differences.

Cici
ill give them anime eyes or something
they have different high stats

Copper
like, a dot, a tag, anything

Cici
so they have different movepools

Copper
I can't see highstats
yours at least

Drufle (GM)
My Speed is 4!

Cici
terry is speed, chloe is spdef, armstrong is def

Copper
5

Drufle (GM)
I'm slow!

Cici
armstrong also 4

Copper
roll off!

Drufle (GM)
rolling 1d6( 1 ) = 1

Cici
rolling 1d6( 3 ) = 3

Copper
welp

Drufle (GM)
Noice.

Cici
woo

Drufle (GM)
Copper?

Copper
this might not last long

Cici
wait are both of htem 4

Drufle (GM)
They use Abomasnow's stats.

Copper
-Lets go, kid!-

Cici
ah
"Alright, I guess we're fighting now."

Cici shrug
Copper:
Copper used Flash Cannon!
Target Snover
Roll 2 1 5 + 6
AC 14
Damage 3
miss

Drufle (GM)
Oof.
Armstrong?

Copper fires off a shot, but misses

Cici
avalanche triggered by whiffed laser

Copper
-That was a warning-
-Trust me-

Cici
"Give it a Poison Sting, Armstrong!"
Armstrong used Poison Sting!
Target Shinx
Roll 4 5 3 + 5
AC 13
Damage 1

Axel
"Copper, what are you even..."

Cici
chance to poison!

Drufle (GM)
You have to roll 1d6 for chance.

Armstrong spits small barbs right into the Shinx's face!

Drufle (GM)
Hit on high.

Cici
rolling 1d6( 2 ) = 2

Drufle (GM)
Nope!

Cici
wop wop wop

Drufle (GM)
1 damage to Sphinx!

Copper
-Alright, lets see what ya got, kid-

Cici
sphinx

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, sphinx!

Copper
Name confirmed

Drufle (GM)
Look, I'm multitasking here.

Cici
lmao
just beat us up already
Drufle (GM):
Snover used Leech Seed!
Target Copper
Roll 4 2 1 + 6
AC 15
Damage 0
Nuts.
Snover is bad at hitting things!

Copper
-Okay, a grass move, I can work with this-

Drufle (GM)
Shinx uses Charge!

Copper
uh oh

Drufle (GM)
The little guy starts glowing with electricity.
Copper?
Copper:
Copper used Flash Cannon!
Target Snover
Roll 2 2 3 + 6
AC 14
Damage 3
I just...

Drufle (GM)
Still a miss!

Cici
flash miss

Copper
I told you, that Dragon stole my luck

Cici
oh no wait

Drufle (GM)
Kyurem took literally everything out of you.

Cici
miss cannon
better name

Drufle (GM)
Armstrong?

Copper
-Okay, fine, that miss wasn't intentional-
-Ya caught me-

Cici
"Alright, let's go for a Sludge Bomb!"
sludge bomb hits all pokemon in battle, but copper is immune!
10 outta 10

Copper
woo
perfect team synergy

Drufle (GM)
Ok I would like to point out something here.

Cici
i guess i... attack twice?

Drufle (GM)
Immunity doesn't remove all damage in PPP.
It just does -2 damage.

Cici
it only hits for 2 anyway

Drufle (GM)
Yeah I know.

Copper
Armstrong doesn't have SP ATK highstat

Cici
but thats a good point

Drufle (GM)
I just want to make sure that's clear.

Copper
I'm fine
Calm down, Druf

Cici
lmao
CALM DOWN GOD
okay so uh

Drufle (GM)
I'm pointing out facts!

Cici
do i roll twice, or just roll once, and check against each AC?

Copper
Its okay Druf

Drufle (GM)
Facts that could potentially be helpful!
uh
Hm.

Copper
"helpful" is a relative term

Drufle (GM)
I'm not sure how multi-target moves hit.

Cici
'act as though you had targeted every pokemon'

Drufle (GM)
I think you roll once.

Cici
i guess i roll once then

Drufle (GM)
Yeah.

Copper
probably role for both
really?

Cici
ill do it on shinx and then we can look at snover's AC as well i guess

Copper
I guess they have the same?
they have the same AC

Drufle (GM)
Well they both have the same AC.
Cici:
Armstrong used Sludge Bomb!
Target Shinx
Roll 4 4 3 + 4
AC 14
Damage 2

Drufle (GM)
So if it hits one, it hits the other.

Copper
I think you should check both

Drufle (GM)
Which it does not.

Cici
bugger
special moves amirite

Copper
this is going to be a long fight

Drufle (GM)
Snover!

Copper
-I got a feeling that this will take a while-
Drufle (GM):
Snover used Leech Seed!
Target Armstrong
Roll 5 6 1 + 6
AC 15
Damage 0

Cici
man they have really high spdef

Drufle (GM)
HRK

Cici
ow that actually hit

Copper
welp, I'm leaving
Switching out
I'm not fit for this shit

Drufle (GM)
Alright, so Leech Seed.

Cici
shit for hit

Drufle (GM)
Snover gets back 1 hp every turn, and all his NVE moves get turned into NE.

Copper
Yep, I'm leaving
I'm not giving this tree health

Cici
no that was on me
not you

Drufle (GM)
Well I targeted Armstrong.

Copper
-What is this plant? I'm made of steel, how does this even work-
or wait, really?
did not notice

Cici
yes it's eating trash

Copper
-Huh, nice shot-

Cici
can you switch to get rid of leech seed
Drufle (GM):
Shinx used Thundershock!
Target Armstrong
Roll 1 5 4 + 6
AC 15
Damage 3

Copper
oh dear
This is not team synergy

Drufle (GM)
I didn't even need that Charge.

Cici
"Armstrong!"

Drufle (GM)
Also yes, you can switch out to get rid of Leech Seed.

Armstrong crumples like a sack of potatoes

Drufle (GM)
Not that it helped Snover at all.

Copper
-Hey! Shinx! What are you doing!? You just made your friend's Leech Seed useless!-

Cici
I'm gonna assume that was a spatk high?
As well as the charge?

Drufle (GM)
Well the charge actually doubles damage.

Cici
oh wow

Copper
-Communicate!-

Drufle (GM)
That was just the SPATK

Cici
owie

Nickel
"Zzzzt"

Drufle (GM)
Next?

Nickel gives Copper a Stern Look

Cici
"Get in there, Clara!"

Clara
>:[

Nickel
gotta take that Snover down NOW

Clara reluctantly Gets In There

Drufle (GM)
Well it's Copper's turn.
Hit something!
Copper:
Copper used FLASH CANNON DAMN IT!
Target Snover
Roll 6 1 6 + 6
AC 14
Damage 3

Drufle (GM)
There you go.
Out goes Snover!

Copper
-I can feel my anger flowing

Copper launches a particularly powerful Flash Cannon

Copper
-There we go!-

Drufle (GM)
Clara?

Copper
-Ya did alright, kid-

Copper jingles victoriously

Clara lazily turns and then quickly unleashes a Razor Leaf
Clara:
Clara used Razor Leaf!
Target Shinx
Roll 3 1 6 + 5
AC 13
Damage 2

Drufle (GM)
Hit!

Copper
nice hit

Drufle (GM)
Poor little Shinx.

Copper
thats a downed shinx then

Drufle (GM)
Yep!

Cici
"Whew."
"Armstrong, are you feeling okay?"

Copper
-Alright, Abomasnow, what say you?-

Armstrong is still vibrating slightly

Cici
"Ohhh dear. Get in the pokeball, buddy."
"We'll get you all healed up soon."
yeah whats up with the abomasnow we just kicked the shit out of her kid

Abomasnow
-Well, that was entertaining. Taught the kids something I suppose.-

Axel
"I'm not sure what this is even about"

Cici reaches for a pokeball, then hesitates

Copper
-I guess I have to ask, or not, I guess, but my trainer will likely want these kids to travel with them-

Cici
"Oh, shoot."

Copper
-Ya know how Trainers work-

Cici
"We can't just drag them away with us... They're so small."
"Axel, why do I feel guilty about catching Pokemon? Trainers aren't supposed to feel guilty..."

Abomasnow
-Of course. What say you, child? Would you like to go adventuring a bit?-

Axel
"I think Copper is still talking with them"

Snover shrugs and nods.

Axel
"I don't know what they're saying"

Cici
"Hey, that Snover's getting back up!"

Abomasnow
-Good. Take your friend with you, then. I'll come check on you in a time.-

Cici walks over to it

Cici
"Easy there."
"You took a flash cannon to the gut."

Copper
-Sorry about the harsh Cannon, but battles are battles, ya know?-

Cici looks Copper dead in the eyes

Cici
"..."

Copper
-Shinx, head over to the scruffy looking human, he wants ya-

Copper returns Cici's look

Cici
"Yeah I have absolutely no idea what's going on in your little noggin."

Copper
"Kling?"

Cici sighs and pats the little fairy a bit

Copper
capture rate? recomended ball?

Cici
"Nice work today, kiddo."

Cici looks after the departing Abomasnow

Drufle (GM)
Capture rate...

Copper jingles happily

Drufle (GM)
I need to put those in, hm?

Cici
"...I guess they want to come with us?"

Axel kneels down

Axel
"Uhh...hello..."

Cici
"...Man, I will never understand Pokemon."

Axel pulls out a pokeball

Drufle (GM)
I was planning on just giving them to you, but you can catch them if you like.

Axel
I mean, we could just make this auto-caputure
Shinx can't have that high of a catch rate anyways

Cici sighs and holds out a Pokeball

Axel holds out pokeball for the Shinx

Cici
"Here. Why don't I take you back to the Pokemon Center?"

Drufle (GM)
Snover is actually a 34, dang.

Axel
wow

Drufle (GM)
The two Pokemon happily hop into the Pokeballs!

Cici
i love how they just got up and are like 'what a nice fight'
and we like

Axel
"I'll take good care of you, I promise"

Cici
fucking shot them and tore them apart with razor sharp blades
pokemon

Axel
Klefki was quite informative
maybe

Cici
i like to imagine that nickel could translate but hes too offended by klefki to do so
hes just like 'ugh how crass'

Drufle (GM)
There we go.

Nickel
It would be a slow translation
I'd have to write everything

Drufle (GM)
I think you should be able to control them.
Hopefully.

Cici recalls her Pokemon

Cici
"Let's head back. We've been gone for a while. I hope no one's been looking for us."

Drufle (GM)
Well wait, what about treasure?
Anyone want loot?

Walter exits his ball

Walter
-Yoooo!-

Axel
loot would be good

Cici
i cant believe the star of breaking bad has joined our adventure
walter the meth shinx

Axel
can we channel the power of Jack, or do we do this ourselves

Drufle (GM)
Well you have the Itemfinder.
But you have to use your own Aptitude.

Cici
"Wait, hold on. This thing Jack gave me is acting up."

Drufle (GM)
Or Attention.
Sorry.

Walter
-This is a fiiiine crowd, ya hear?-

Cici
so what do i do, roll aptitude?

Walter
Attention first
Cici:
Aptitude
Check: 12
Attention
Check: 15
wow

Walter
that works

Cici
good job, me
[me] thanks

Drufle (GM)
Alright uh.

Cici
"I think there's something over here... or is it over here...?"

Drufle (GM)
Well that's not actually a treasure!

Cici
"Oh wow there's a lot of things."

Drufle (GM)
A 15 is a Sanctuary!

Walter
-Smells of loot! Glorious loot!-
oh snap
MORE pokemon?

Cici
i cant believe the itemfinder detects pokemon

Drufle (GM)
So uh.

Axel
It was your attention roll

Drufle (GM)
Do we want to do that right now?

Axel
so you have to set up MORE mons

Drufle (GM)
More Pokemon catching?

Cici
...can we like

Axel
I can keep going

Cici
come back with the rest of the party

Axel
its up to cici

Drufle (GM)
Yeah let's

Axel
yeah, sounds good

Drufle (GM)
Do that another time.

Cici
i feel like we're awkwardly ahead now

Drufle (GM)
With more people.
Yeah, I agree.

Axel
Question: Will Streak have access to these Santuraries?

Cici
"...There's some sort of giant chasm in the ice here."

Drufle (GM)
The ones you're in? No.

Axel
like, if he came up here, could he visit this one?

Drufle (GM)
He can find his own though.

Cici
"...Let's not fall down any more holes."

Drufle (GM)
Well, uh, maybe?

Axel
"I said I was sorry...I think"

Cici
"I'll mark it, for later."

Walter peaks over the edge

Cici
"So we don't fall in it if we head back this way."

Walter
"Mrrrrow"

Drufle (GM)
I'll play the nice music though.
As a consolation.

Walter
yaaaaay

Cici
"...Yeah, looks like all the little dots are down there."
"Guess we can check it out later."

Axel
"Sounds like a plan"

Cici
"Hm..."
"Hey, Chloe."

Chloe
que passa
i used too many s's by mistake so now it looks like i cant speak spanish

Axel
ya gotta name the Snover

Chloe
despite being a fluent bilingual piece of trash

Cici
"Can you mark this spot for us?"

Chloe
si

Nickel gives Cici a look, and then marks it down on his own map

Nickel
"Zzzt"

Drufle (GM)
Why uh

Nickel puts his notebook away

Drufle (GM)
Why is Chloe Spanish?

Chloe pulls a particularly rusty tin can off her left arm

Nickel
Why not?

Cici
"Great idea!"

Cici places the can right at the cave's edge, right in plain sight

Cici
"Hopefully that'll stay a while."
chloe isnt actually spanish the lowercase is all noncanon

Nickel
What we need is a place for Cici's pokedex entries
cause I can't see em

Drufle (GM)
Nice marking mechanism.

Cici
theyre under the character sheets
so you totally can
i do gotta name the snover im still thinkin tho

Nickel
I can't see any you make for other's pokemon

Cici
really?
i thought i could read other peoples' sheets before getting the extra permissions
man i gotta finish nickels pokedex still

Nickel
I don't know how you are writing these entries

Cici
mega awk
i forgot i broke off mid sentence on that one lmao

Nickel
oh, I was looking in the wrong places

Cici
yeah you can see em!
tada

Nickel
Magnemite, the Magnet Pokemon

Cici
nickels is disgustingly barely started
rip

Drufle (GM)
So uh.
Are we done for tonight?

Cici
we went back to town then!!
horay

Nickel
who else has been done?
town time

Drufle (GM)
Ah right, let's head back to town.

Cici
good question
most of my pokemon

Nickel
wooper
or Zoop

Cici
ralts, wooper, litwick

Nickel
hmm, you added natures?

Cici
golurk had natures for his so i put them in

Nickel
or did Golurk do that?

Cici
nobody else did tho

Nickel
I see

Cici
yeah i think we might be done lmao
im pretty tuckered out

Nickel
I should probably do that

Drufle (GM)
I mean I have other things to do but they certainly can't be done in 30 minutes.

Titan
i exist

Drufle (GM)
So let's stop it here.
Titan, eh?

Cici
id rather not do much more without the rest of the crew too
okay lets get a nice nap then

Drufle (GM)
Well as it seems...
We might be cut down to 3.
I hope that's fine with everyone.
Unless we can manage to somehow work out better timezone scheduling.

Cici
You Gotta

Nickel
if Golurk stops, then Axel will be the only one left doing gym challanges

Drufle (GM)
And Will!
He's just doing things his own way.

Nickel
well, yes, Will
but he's on his own journey

Drufle (GM)
Mhm.
Alright, we're done here.
Everyone back to IRC!