Drufle (GM)	true ok uh wow does anyone know what session it is
Horanoven A.	8??
Drufle (GM)	i dont have the slightest clue 8 sounds rightish
Horanoven A.	I'm thinking 8 pretty sure last one was 7
Moppy	have fought any actual trainers beyond gyms
Horanoven A.	we haven't, actually
Drufle (GM)	this is true
Moppy	well there you are
Drufle (GM)	thats mostly because it would require me finding more person pogs
Horanoven A.	we've never fought a Joey
Drufle (GM)	also you cant really do three-person fights with trainers
Moppy	if you don't have that PSS bust set then I can get it to you
Horanoven A.	three v three?
Drufle (GM)	yeah thatd be nice
Moppy	where is the Terrible Trio
Drufle (GM)	3v3 would be possible sure
Horanoven A.	Yongster Trio. Joey, Jimmy, and Jesse All rattatas we could just train level up, get more evo
Cici	arent trainers' licenses not being distributed here yet or whatever so the only trainers would be like people who came over with the gym leaders and stuff
Moppy	that's a handy excuse
Horanoven A.	Hrm, that is an excuse
Cici	other people with special permission like us so there could be gym trainers besides the leaders here already and there could be citizens with pokemon but there wouldn't be like, kids wandering around fighting everyone in sight this ain't kanto
Drufle (GM)	well i have three pokemon ready
Horanoven A.	yay
Drufle (GM)	i hope youre prepared for a sound beating
Moppy	did u know that the Origins anime said that 10 is legal adult age there
Cici	im over in the dining hall i just gotta get Fud
Horanoven A.	that...is very low
Cici	i think at 10 i knew my multiplication table i was really good at pokemon, tho
Moppy	how to excuse kids wandering the country unsupervised 101
Axel	that is just way too low I get the target audience
Drufle (GM)	Alright, let's see what we can do here.
Axel	but why would they need to say the age?
Moppy	because of what you just mentioned the kids need to feel powerful thus, in the fantasy world, they can do what they want
Axel	kids can assume, damn it! what if the kid was 9 and had to be a 10 year old protag
Drufle (GM)	They can do whatever they like. So are we going to use trainer pogs or just have guys show up and be invisible? Because I can do that too.
Axel	sure, make em invis if you want I mean, why not?
Drufle (GM)	Fair enough. It's a chilly morning here in Tanzan Village.
Axel	it is why don't we have jackets yet?
Drufle (GM)	Uhhhh.
Moppy	imagine jackets
Drufle (GM)	I figured you would just have them? I mean you can probably buy some if you'd like.
Axel	Nah, that costs money
Moppy	axel use that brain ur better than this
Axel	if those kids from Diamond and Pearl can handle the north, so can we
Drufle (GM)	Oi Mopp, do the impersonation thing.
Axel	become the Will
Jack	d
Axel	or jac woops
Drufle (GM)	Nice, nice.
Nickel	"Bzt"
Drufle (GM)	Zap zap. So yes, you've all woken up from the Pokemon Center. Probably exhausted after walking through the mountains for another day. Jack makes another what a long nap joke Axel is asleep on top of Tungsten Cici is getting breakfast
Cici	like for real tho brb
Axel	I refuse to wake up
Drufle (GM)	Sounds about right.
Jack	who is tungsten
Axel	I remember that much Mah berd
Drufle (GM)	The Skarmory.
Jack	his name was Wolfram wasn't it
Axel	oh wait, I changed it to Wolfram or...rather..wait I had a Skarmory in ORAS name Tungsten The on in here is Wolfram
Jack	game confusion
Axel	dang it
Jack	happens to anyone
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, this says Wolfram. Axel is asleep on WOLFRAM, refusing to wake up
Axel	just another name for Tungsten
Jack	"how on earth..?" cuz its covered in knives
Axel	not everywhere the back is pretty safe
Drufle (GM)	He is mostly knives though.
Axel	just roll with it wings are folded up is fine
Cici	little axel cubes all over the floor rip in peace
Axel	D:
Jack	"Axel get up. We need to do [INSERT TASK HERE]" Wolfram wakes instead, looks up at Jack, and groggily shoos him away
Wolfram	"Zzzrrrr"
Jack	in this session, we don't do anything because of one grumpy stork
Axel	you aren't trying hard enough
Jack	I have literally zero enthusiasm for this today it's been too long
Axel	alright then, lets pick up the pace a bit I think phoone is getting fud Axel rolls off of Wolfram and wakes up
Jack	let's just wait until she gets back
Axel	"Who...? What?" we can talk a little
Jack	"I can't believe you managed to fall asleep on a skarmory, of all things"
Axel	"Oh...hi Jack..." "I had a long night" Wolfram squawks at Jack in protest Nickel enters the room and lifts Axel off the ground Nickel: Physical Training
Check: 13 is that enough to lift Axel? I dunno
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Nickel	yay
Jack	you know that these checks really don't matter in a situation like this
Nickel	Mission Success
Jack	if nickel was dangling you over a precipice then yes
Nickel	I use them to decide if I want a funny moment
Jack	oh right Nickel strains as Axel is slowly lifted up to his feet Jack stretches
Jack	"aagh, I can't remember what we were here for at all" "but I _really_ could do with a battle to get my blood running"
Axel	"Ummm...right" "Where are my notes??" Axel checks pockets
Jack	"I don't mean with you, you'd cream me"
Axel	"I'm not that competent, just lucky"
Cici	"Don't be so sure about that, Jack." Cici laughs
Axel	"Where are my notes...?"
Nickel	"Zzzzrt"
Cici	"Although Nickel might give you a run for your money."
Jack	"oh hallo Cici. How's the food here?" Cici pats Nickel's head condescendingly Nickel pulls out Axel's notes
Nickel	"zzt"
Jack	that's a real good way to get yerself shocked, phoone
Nickel	watch the antenna
Cici	"Standard Pokemon Center faire, I suppose. A little drier than usual. Probably because they have to get it shipped in from farther away." "It's free, I'm not complaining."
Jack	"good enough. just push me in the right direction" Wolfram is looking at the foof from over Cici's shoulder Jack shuffles off
Wolfram	food how did I foof?
Jack	how do I shot FooF
Moppy	oh
Cici	what
Moppy	I forgot about armstrong the trubbish
Cici	foof
Moppy	I named my mudkip that in AS :)
Cici	Strong
Axel	ohhhh its a good name Armstrong carries Jack out into the other room
Armstrong	strong
Jack	"wah!"
Armstrong	flex
Axel	"Umm..right, Jack, I'll meet you there" "That way's breakfast, right?"
Jack	what if all pokemon just said their nickname whatever their pokemon speak is changes when you name them
Axel	Ummm I don't imagine Pokemon speak much as is
Jack	AAAAAAAAA the victreebel anime accurate
Cici	'you will be... herpes' the pikachu screams in rage but only 'HERPESSSS' comes out truly these monster-sealing rituals are barbaric
Axel	That'd be horrifying hilarious, but horrifying Axel enters the food court (I guess?) and gets breakfast
Drufle (GM)	The food was from, like, some kind of cabinet. If I remember right.
Axel	Okay then I get it out of a cabinet then so, when do we fight
Drufle (GM)	Well, I was assuming you'd leave the center at some point.
Jack	RIGHT NOW pokecenter destroyed
Drufle (GM)	Smash crush bang
Axel	kablooy
Drufle (GM)	I can bring the trainers in the center instead, but you'll still probably have to fight outside. Don't think Nurse Joy likes having Pokemon battles in her center.
Jack	let's just skip to going outside
Axel	don't anger the Chansey. Its a bad idea
Jack	eat food, feed and water mons
Drufle (GM)	Sounds good to me.
Jack	these are all not nnecessary to cover conservation of detail at work
Drufle (GM)	Fair enough. The party walks outside into the morning cold, but the clouds that covered the sky last night have left. It's bright and sunny, especially with all the white snow to reflect light around.
Axel	the sun! Finally Oh arceus, too bright!
Jack	"aagh, the snooooow" Axel squints from all the light being reflected literally everywhere Jack whips out COOL SHADES
Axel	"How do people handle this?" Axel glasses shift from clear to dark
Drufle (GM)	You see a couple of people walking around with thick black sunglasses. They're used to this.
Axel	"Oh right...I forgot about that feature" "You alright, Cici?"
Cici	ghh go on ppl annoying me
Axel	oh, always people Axel was actually asking you, though
Drufle (GM)	Three of the people walking around notice you and your Pokemon, and walk towards you.
Axel	uh oh brace yourself for cheesy battle cry!
Jack	"oh no, we locked eyes"
Cici	"Good morning!"
Jack	"as we all know, that can only mean one thing..."
Drufle (GM)	The three of them are tall and burly men, one of whom is carrying what appears to be a hammer.
Axel	"Wait, what? We did what?" "oh, uh, good morning gentlemen"
Cici	"Come on, Axel, did you even pass trainers' school?" Jack and brunt take turns cowerin beind each other
Jack	*cowering behind
Miner	"Hey, new kids! We haven't seen any foreigners up here for a while."
Axel	It scares me that Brunt is actually large enough to cover you I see two Brunts
Cici	"Oh, we're just passing through." brunt 2 brunt harder
Jack	let's just say that's _their_ bergmite
Axel	hmmm or the miner himself
Miner	"So you're trainers, huh?"
Axel	who knows??? "Er, yes" We technically are trainers
Miner	"Great! Hey, we haven't had much of a fight in weeks. The only other trainer around here is the gym leader, and he's always working." "Whatd'ya say to a 3 on 3?"
Axel	gotta get my notes "Uhhh..."
Jack	"that'd be great! whaddya say, guys?" Axel looks at the others
Axel	"Sure...why not?"
Nickel	"Bzzzzrt zzzt"
Cici	"I'd love a good warmup..." "Very well. We accept."
Nickel	now...do I nuke everything with Nickel? Or do I send someone else out
Miner	"Alright!"
Drufle (GM)	Cici, what Pokemon do you want?
Axel	bye bye other brunt before we start, I want Wolfram out first Nickel can wait I'm expecting Ground attacks to be possible
Wolfram	Caw Caw, mo-fos Wolfram leaps up in front with a shrill battlecry
Jack	I cannot remember where I wrote down the movelists
Wolfram	in your notes? err...okay, not there
Drufle (GM)	Cici seems to be preoccupied by the peoples.
Wolfram	always the peoples
Jack	it's on my google doc, but I know I had it somehwere else more readable
Cici	aaaaaaa ghghghghg ok
Wolfram	peppols not leaving you alone?
Cici	ye i had the eevee in the pc right i think so
Wolfram	at least one eevee
Cici	so i have the other 6 with me alright then "Victor! I choose you!"
Jack	drufle question
Cici	"...God, I haven't said that in YEARS."
Jack	do all my mons level separately
Axel	"Okay...Wolfram, be careful"
Cici	jack: no it's just your trainer level and they all have your starter's stats
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, only you have levels.
Cici	so leveling starter stats levels your whole team
Axel	except HP
Cici	evolution is based on trainer level too
Axel	If you have the right Trainer level and your mon participates in battle, the evolve
Moppy	fucking lag
Cici	if you get strong enough you can just poke a larvaitar and it'll evolve into tyranitar
Drufle (GM)	Basically, yes.
Jack	ok
Axel	I still need to buy an evo item
Jack	so if I reach a given level I can evolve all my mons who need that level at once?
Cici	i think it's after a battle with them
Drufle (GM)	Provided they're in a battle, yes.
Jack	okay then
Axel	they just have to be there, I think
Jack	well I don't fight enough, so brunt it is for now!
Drufle (GM)	They at least have to participate. Brunt is eager to bust some heads
Axel	The power of Frost and Steel
Drufle (GM)	Cici, what would you like to use?
Cici	victor sorry thought you saw that lo l
Axel	Victor von Venipede
Drufle (GM)	Nope, sorry. The miners grin and throw out their Pokeballs!
Axel	lets see what nonsense the pull out Thems fighting types
Drufle (GM)	Godspeed, fellas.
Axel	Not what I expected but I chose well And Cici chose best
Cici	confident!
Axel	Bug/Poison gives no shits about fighting moves
Cici	god i wish i could use asterisks im slow af someone else start
Drufle (GM)	Fighting resists Bug, though.
Axel	not poison
Drufle (GM)	True.
Axel	and 4x resist give a disadvantage I think
Drufle (GM)	Medicham has 6 speed, what else do we have?
Axel	I have 5
Jack	why did I ask for this
Drufle (GM)	My speeds are 5,4,6 from left to right.
Axel	I gotta roll off with Hitmonlee rolling 2d6 ( 1 + 3 ) = 4 welp
Cici	oh wait really
Drufle (GM)	It's a 3v3, you can fight whoever you want.
Axel	I dare you to do worse
Cici	i guess i might outspeed machoke then gimme the middle man
Axel	We can change targets on the fly, Cici
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6( 6 + 1 ) = 7
Axel	you failed the dare
Drufle (GM)	That's for Hitmonlee.
Axel	I am sad
Drufle (GM)	So he goes faster than Wolfram. Jack and Cici, roll to outspeed Machoke.
Axel	I am at least third now
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6( 5 + 2 ) = 7
Axel	7 again
Axel	777
Cici	rolling 2d6( 1 + 5 ) = 6 son of a fuck
Drufle (GM)	So, so slow.
Axel	Brunt has to roll too 4 speed, right?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, he needs to roll as well.
Axel	can he beat a 7?
Jack	(what is it again)
Axel	rolling 2d6( 5 + 3 ) = 8 err
Drufle (GM)	A 2d6, yes.
Axel	I meant to show the command, not execute it
Jack	rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4
Axel	./roll 2d6, not 1d6
Jack	rolling 2d6( 3 + 6 ) = 9
Drufle (GM)	There you go.
Axel	Brunt -> Mach -> Victor
Drufle (GM)	Yes. Medicham is first!
Axel	so Medi -> Hit -> Wolf ->the above alrighty then do we all say our attacks? just all at once? wait, that seems hard
Drufle (GM)	No, we'll just go sequentially.
Axel	alright then
Cici	say our attacks, out loud, like the animes RISING UPPERCUT Drufle (GM): Medicham used Shock Wave! Target Wolfram Roll 6 4 2 + 6 AC 14 Damage 2
Axel	crap
Cici	i guess we do say them but i immediately interpreted it as 'shouting mid-attack'
Axel	waaaait
Cici	rip in peas
Drufle (GM)	Sorry, that's actually 3 damage.
Axel	still hits, but that is not my AC I think no wait, its fine
Cici	doesn't nickel have 5 spdef yeah
Axel	continue onward welp, I'm out right away shit
Drufle (GM)	Next?
Axel	Hit is next
Jack	I don't think we are meant to win this fight
Drufle (GM)	Well, you have 6 Pokemon each.
Axel	I'm not puting my next mon in until next round
Drufle (GM)	They only have one.
Jack	oh
Axel	I'm not letting you hit everything I have
Jack	yeh this ain't gen 3 no more
Axel	Medicham has 6 spatk? jeeze Drufle (GM): Hitmonlee used Hi Jump Kick! Target Victor Roll 1 2 5 + 7 AC 15 Damage 2 Well then.
Cici	yikes
Drufle (GM)	Ouch.
Axel	hell no
Cici	does he crash
Axel	that is a miss
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, that's one damage to him.
Cici	wait with disadvantage against me thats a 10 isnt it lmao
Drufle (GM)	Yes, I'm aware.
Cici	god rip these guys
Axel	he missed severely
Cici	i just need to take medicham down before it uses psychic attacks on me really
Drufle (GM)	Brunt, you're up!
Axel	I tanked the Medicham's attention
Drufle (GM)	Luckily for you, Fighting doesn't resist Ice. Only Rock, Bug, and Dark I think.
Axel	Medicham is the biggest issue Jack: Brunt used Icy Wind! Target Machoke Roll 2 1 6 + 4 AC 14 Damage 1
Cici	:(
Axel	uh bad start
Drufle (GM)	That'd be a no. Machoke's turn!
Jack	no to what
Axel	the hell is Machoke doing with 5 SPDEF
Drufle (GM)	It doesn't hit.
Jack	at all? ok
Axel	doesn't Icy Wind have an increase in something? it does only 1 damage
Jack	-1 damage, and freeze chance but if GM sez it misses, it misses
Axel	is that it?
Drufle (GM)	It's a 12 against a 14, no that does not hit.
Jack	okeydokey
Axel	I was thinking it had a higher hit rate or something
Cici	lemme at em coach i can take em
Axel	Mach is next Then Victor
Jack	what is even the point of -1 damage restrictions it's so much more limiting than I think the devs intended Drufle (GM): Machoke used Seismic Toss! Target Brunt Roll 5 5 5 + 8 AC 15 Damage 3
Axel	uhhh
Drufle (GM)	Yikes.
Axel	these guys have much higher attack than us Brunt is still standing, somehow
Brunt	2/5 buddy
Drufle (GM)	Well then, Victor?
Cici	yeeps
Axel	Medicham doesn't resist bug
Cici	"Alright, Victor, let's go for a Toxic!"
Drufle (GM)	It's neutral, yes.
Cici	i have stratergy Victor used Toxic! Target Machoke Roll 2 2 2 + 5 AC 14 Damage 0 are you fucking seriously
Drufle (GM)	Wow, rolls are not on your side today.
Axel	ummm, remember GUTS
Jack	...does it matter?
Axel	Pretty sure Machoke can have guts
Jack	its toxic
Cici	is that one of those ones that are so low i get a bonus xp i forget what the number was
Drufle (GM)	1/2 or 1/1.
Cici	ah
Drufle (GM)	Very close, but not quite.
Cici	couldnt even get taht :I
Drufle (GM)	And yes, Machoke does have Guts!
Cici	good to know
Axel	Yeah, lets not status that
Cici	ill do hitmonlee then
Axel	ever
Drufle (GM)	If you give him a status condition, he gets ATK focus. Also, Hitmonlee is immune to status conditions.
Axel	are you serious? how!?
Jack	limber
Drufle (GM)	So you should probably focus on Medicham with that.
Axel	LIMBER
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, limber. Well, speaking of which, it's Medicham's turn!
Axel	That blocks all status!?
Drufle (GM)	I think it does, lemme look.
Axel	I have to send someone in now
Drufle (GM)	Sorry no, he's only immune to paralysis and burn. Who will you send in?
Axel	Copper
Jack	oh good, so he can't just limbo out of a block of ice
Axel	I'm running out of options
Cici	too flexible to be contained by mere ice
Copper	"Jingleling!"
Jack	not that I'll ever freeze anything
Cici	fairy sure does have a type advantage
Copper	-Yo, Dragon Hunter Copper here to save the day!-
Cici	statuses would be really nice guys ive got Plans
Copper	I don't have fairy moves
Cici	...well at least you aren't weak to fighting?
Copper	I'm just not weak to fighting yeah
Cici	lol
Copper	I'ts a work in progress 5 speed still no change there
Cici	alright beat us up more
Copper	"Kling kling!" Drufle (GM): Medicham used Superpower! Target Copper Roll 1 6 3 + 5 AC 15 Damage 3 Nuts.
Copper	yeah no get that out of here
Drufle (GM)	At least I tried!
Copper	my DEF is too stronk
Drufle (GM)	Alright Hitmonlee, you're up.
Copper	do you dare kick the keys? Axel recalls Wolfram Drufle (GM): Hitmonlee used Focus Blast! Target Copper Roll 5 4 2 + 4 AC 14 Damage 2
Axel	"I am just getting targeted here"
Drufle (GM)	I dare, and I miss. Copper's turn!
Axel	Hitmonlee is not a special attacker
Cici	whiff
Jack	unfocused blast
Cici	copper runs in circles screaming
Copper	-Copper von Klefki...AWAY!! Copper used Flash Cannon! Target Medicham Roll 5 5 1 + 6 AC 15 Damage 2
Jack	"get 'im copper! jab 'im in the eyes!"
Drufle (GM)	Ouch!
Copper	hell yes -Get rekt, skinny boy!- "Klingaling!"
Drufle (GM)	Alright, damage noted. Brunt?
Cici	i cant believe medicham got dissed by keys about its body
Copper	-The keys are not to be trifled with-
Jack	as much as I'd like to keep trying for freeze, this is too high-stakes a match for chances
Copper	I really should get either Thunderwave or some Fairy moves
Jack	"Brunt! just bloody bite somebody!"
Copper	go for STAB Jack: Brunt used Ice Fang! Target Medicham Roll 2 5 5 + 6 AC 14 Damage 2
Cici	noiiiice
Copper	YEAH!!
Drufle (GM)	A hit! Drat! Alright, damage noted.
Cici	the greatest move, the Bloody Bite
Copper	Noted, Medicham has worse DEF than SPDEF
Drufle (GM)	Machoke's turn!
Jack	half of it's thin as a rake, the other half is a blood bag
Copper	who is Machoke punching? Drufle (GM): Machoke used Fire Punch! Target Copper Roll 2 5 4 + 8 AC 15 Damage 3 You! Victor shrieks
Copper	Coverage everywhere not STAB though
Victor	it means something to the effect of FIRE BAD
Copper	7 + 8 is...15
Drufle (GM)	Nah, but it still hits!
Copper	damn it you really don't like me like, at all
Drufle (GM)	Well I just don't like Copper.
Copper	"KLANG!!"
Drufle (GM)	He's a very strong Pokemon! Copper tumbles to the ground
Victor	god i cant believe you guys focused the one pokemon i could have used my poison combo on
Copper	I'm going to have to fight a little dirtier then
Victor	and it's still not dead ill just have to use like, normal attacks i guess
Copper	just kill it
Drufle (GM)	Alright Victor, your turn!
Axel	Hitmonlee doesn't have poison immunity either
Drufle (GM)	He does not, no.
Axel	just burns and parlyz
Cici	"Finish off that Medicham! Give it a bug bite!"
Axel	if you don't kill it, I'm going for it Cici: Victor used Bug Bite! Target Medicham Roll 4 4 6 + 5 AC 14 Damage 2 woohoo
Drufle (GM)	Ouch! And out goes the Medicham.
Axel	"What did I ever do to get hit by all this?"
Jack	"great hit, victor!"
Cici	"You're the one who keeps throwing out pokemon with types they're weak to."
Drufle (GM)	I'm not entirely sure why you guys were so focused on him, but good job!
Axel	"I don't have better options!"
Cici	i don't like psychic attacks
Jack	he worried me
Drufle (GM)	Fair enough.
Jack	medicham have diverse moves
Axel	wanted to keep Victor alive
Drufle (GM)	New round, send out a Pokemon Axel!
Jack	and can mega evolve!
Cici	fire punch is a lot less dangerous than psychic lmao
Drufle (GM)	Well, I didn't have a mega stone for him anyway.
Axel	also now we know Machoke has diverse moves too
Drufle (GM)	I figured that would be a little silly.
Cici	i'll try and focus down the hitmonlee next
Jack	but the option was there
Cici	you guys handle machoke
Axel	okay, next mon ummm
Jack	okk
Axel	Walter Bring out the cat
Walter	"Mrrrooooar!"
Drufle (GM)	Hitmonlee is up!
Walter	I go first! HAHAHA!!
Drufle (GM)	Oh, speed. Alright, go ahead.
Walter	one sec gotta bring up moves oh wait, I have one Walter used Thunderbolt! Target Machoke Roll 4 4 4 + 6 AC 15 Damage 2
Cici	n i c e
Drufle (GM)	Ooh, ouch.
Cici	what's with these triple rolls today
Walter	ech
Drufle (GM)	I mean, it's a miss. But still, nice!
Walter	So close Walter jumps around a bit
Walter	I want that Machoke down
Drufle (GM)	Alright Hitmonlee, have a go.
Walter	will you punch the cat? kick, sorry I bet he will calling it right now
Jack	thing is, lee can learn punch moves
Drufle (GM)	Sure can!
Jack	it has no honor
Axel	bugger
Jack	hitmonchan cannnot learn kicks Axel is dealing with Klefki right now
Jack	it is true to itself
Axel	Copper I need to remember these names
Jack	with his klefki Drufle (GM): Hitmonlee used Superpower! Target Brunt Roll 1 1 5 + 7 AC 15 Damage 3
Jack	ahahahahahah
Drufle (GM)	Sigh.
Cici	hitmonchan just has tiny feet
Axel	wow
Drufle (GM)	Really with these?
Cici	that are entirely nonthreatening
Axel	those rolls right when we needed them
Drufle (GM)	Alright, Brunt is up.
Jack	lee has alien hands though how can it form a fist
Axel	it is, right now look at the pic
Jack	lies
Axel	that's a fist of some sort
Jack	"awright then brunt, make it rain!" (ice)
Drufle (GM)	Icy rain!
Axel	light em up (with ice)
Cici	brunt looks back in confusion it doesn't know rain dance!!!
Axel	reflect the sun into their eyes! Jack: Brunt used Icicle Spear! Target Machoke Roll 2 4 4 + 6 AC 14 Damage 1
Cici	brunt tries REALLY HARD to use rain dance! he just dances all over the place
Axel	that's good
Drufle (GM)	A hit! Jack: Brunt used Icicle Spear! Target Machoke Roll 3 1 4 + 6 AC 14 Damage 1
Drufle (GM)	Not a hit!
Cici	aaand a near miss
Axel	how is Machoke having less physical def?
Cici	1 is better than nothin
Jack	"s'alright brunt you did yer best"
Axel	watch this joker have a ground move
Drufle (GM)	Machoke's stats are really weird.
Axel	just watch him Brunt still hates himself for not doing BETTER Drufle (GM): Machoke used Focus Punch! Target Victor Roll 3 6 1 + 8 AC 15 Damage 3 CRACK
Axel	wait, what? How does Focus Punch work?
Drufle (GM)	+1 damage, 1 damage to me if it misses.
Jack	oof
Axel	ech
Drufle (GM)	It's just Hi Jump Kick in punch form.
Jack	that's a dead centipede
Axel	just another High Jump Kick WAIT hang on -1 damage
Cici	+8?
Axel	Victory resists
Cici	seriously?
Axel	Victor sorry
Jack	it's still a dead pede
Cici	no it's a miss disadvantage that's 3 + 1 + 8
Axel	+ STAB though
Cici	i have a quad resist
Axel	which neutralizes it
Cici	it overrides
Jack	so many options!
Axel	so neither adv or dis
Cici	no it's still a disadvantage
Axel	so it just uses the first two
Cici	i effectively have two disadvantages to his one advantage
Drufle (GM)	... no, it's neutral.
Axel	3+6, sorry phoone
Drufle (GM)	Where does the second disadvantage come from?
Cici	????
Axel	I still don't think that Pede is dead
Cici	i have a x4 resistance bug and poison both resist fighting
Axel	Yes Cici, but the move has STAB
Drufle (GM)	Yes, that means it does -1 damage and has one disadvantage.
Axel	Stab gives an Advantage
Jack	ahh
Axel	so neutral
Cici	oh is quad resist -1 damage and 1 disadvantage ratehr than 2 disadvantages yes i know how stab works
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Axel	yes 2x resist only reduces damage
Cici	so i take 2 damage then.
Drufle (GM)	I mean I forgot the resist, so if you had 3 hp then you're still in.
Axel	normal resist, I mean
Cici	that's what im Saiyan jeeeeeeeeeez
Axel	Victor is at 1 HP
Drufle (GM)	Alright good, glad that's cleared up. Victor! Have some retaliation.
Axel	Only in Tabletops can you debate the very fabric of reality
Cici	victor is horribly confused but has decided that he's still alive probably.
Axel	That machoke needs to die though
Cici	"Don't give in now! Give it a toxic!" Victor used Toxic! Target Hitmonlee Roll 1 6 1 + 5 AC 14 Damage 2 or don't whatever
Axel	of all things
Cici	that was supposed to say 0 damage oh well :I
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, I'm aware. Walter's up!
Walter	-All part of the plan- "Mrow!" Walter used Thunderbolt! Target Machoke Roll 6 5 5 + 6 AC 15 Damage 2 That's more like it
Drufle (GM)	Ouch, there's some damage. Walter leaps onto the Machoke's back and unleases a Thunderbolt
Drufle (GM)	Hitmonlee's turn!
Axel	"Excellent work, Walter!" "Don't let go!"
Cici	god walter's really doing work
Drufle (GM)	Hitmonlee uses Bulk Up!
Cici	angry cat
Axel	shit
Cici	oh no he's bulky
Drufle (GM)	Brunt, your turn.
Axel	Finish Machoke NOW We can't handle both, and Machoke is closer to fainting
Jack	wat does bulk up do
Axel	increase ATK and DEF
Jack	ok
Axel	is bad for us
Drufle (GM)	He has a +1 to all physical attacks, and -1 to all physical attacks against him. Damage wise, I mean. Jack: Brunt used Ice Fang! Target Machoke Roll 2 3 5 + 6 AC 14 Damage 2
Drufle (GM)	The pain!
Axel	8+6, its good
Jack	yaay
Axel	is Machoke down?
Drufle (GM)	Are you kidding? No, he is not.
Axel	shit
Cici	dudes got like
Axel	Victor's turn?
Cici	10000 health no it's machoke's go
Drufle (GM)	Machoke's turn!
Axel	oh derp
Cici	now he gets to punch everyone who just hti him
Drufle (GM)	Hey Brunt, guess what!
Axel	Can you hit a cat on your back?
Jack	seismic toss on the back cat
Drufle (GM)	Counter!
Axel	uhhh no check for hit?
Cici	rip
Axel	just auto?
Cici	good bye
Drufle (GM)	Counter automatically hits, and does the same amount of damage done to him.
Cici	r i - oh
Axel	hrg
Cici	he'd live that right Brunt shatters to pieces and perishes without ever doing anything important
Drufle (GM)	+1 actually, since it's a Fighting move against an Ice type.
Axel	good thing I don't use physical attacks
Cici	you did damage at least
Drufle (GM)	Doesn't need to be a physical attack!
Cici	not like axel's first two pokemon ;p
Drufle (GM)	The wonders of Counter.
Axel	seriously!? Damn you, Machoke
Cici	does counter consider weakness in this game?
Axel	send in a poison type
Jack	I'm not sure if brunt has ever actually mannaged to KO anybody ever, really
Drufle (GM)	It does, yes.
Cici	actually does it in vanilla too i'm not sure
Jack	we should have noted down kills
Drufle (GM)	Alright Victor, go ahead!
Axel	Cici: it doesn't
Cici	little notches in his side lmao "Try that again, Victor! Come on!" Victor used Toxic! Target Hitmonlee Roll 3 1 4 + 5 AC 14 Damage 0 god these rolls
Axel	this isn't working
Drufle (GM)	Man, I'm starting to feel bad about this.
Cici	these are abysmal
Jack	which deity did you piss off tonight
Axel	Walter, I need you to do something "Walter, finish this, quickly!"
Cici	my sinning has taken its toll on the whole party
Drufle (GM)	Jack needs to send out a Pokemon first!
Axel	right
Jack	oh!
Cici	oh was that enough to KO?
Axel	Armstrong
Cici	i thought brunt was at max hp
Axel	or wait
Jack	yeah I was on 2
Drufle (GM)	No, he had already taken 3.
Axel	what do you have, Jack?
Cici	...welp
Jack	right then
Cici	we are getting absolutely destroyed
Axel	you have a Fairy Type!
Drufle (GM)	You still have like 9 Pokemon left!
Cici	it's a show of mercy the miner hasn't pulled out another pokemon lmao
Axel	My mons are not condusive to Fighting Type fighting
Jack	hang on drufle when you hit me the first time did you take def focus into account
Axel	oh snap, I don't think he did
Drufle (GM)	I did not, no.
Jack	oh well
Axel	BRUNT LIVES
Jack	water under the bridge
Drufle (GM)	I mean, Counter did 3 damage anyway.
Axel	Or does he?
Jack	he doesn't it' too late
Axel	welp, rip then that is balony
Drufle (GM)	Who will you send out?
Axel	Clear is part Fairy
Jack	Cambria!
Axel	okay, sure
Drufle (GM)	Alright Walter, your turn.
Axel	Welp
Walter	Do I get a bonus for being on this dude's back?
Drufle (GM)	I don't think so, no.
Jack	hold your horses Walter: Walter used Thunderbolt! Target Machoke Roll 1 4 3 + 6 AC 15 Damage 2 bugger hm? what is it, Jack?
Drufle (GM)	I would give you an advantage but I don't think that helps much.
Cici	wacko on his backo
Walter	is Machoke at a Disadtage, at least?
Cici	i dont think 'on his back' is a game mechanic
Walter	I mean, I'm hard to reach, surely
Jack	wait for my turn, if I live
Walter	It should be
Drufle (GM)	I'm gonna agree with Cici here.
Walter	damn it
Cici	you cannot, unfortunately, go wacko on his backo Drufle (GM): Machoke used Dynamic Punch! Target Walter Roll 5 3 5 + 8 AC 15 Damage 3
Walter	I am dead on many levels
Drufle (GM)	Thwack!
Jack	or not
Cici	he sure can tho
Drufle (GM)	And now I have a disadvantage.
Cici	god fucking +8 that's horrifying
Drufle (GM)	Or, you know, neutral with STAB. Walter goes flying
Cici	im gonna be lying in bed at night thinking about that +8
Axel	"Walter!"
Cici	walter is just dead like dead
Axel	we need better stats so badly
Cici	these guys are RIPPED machoke doesnt even evolve until like level 4
Axel	I swear, if he's actually dead I'll be pissed
Drufle (GM)	Hey, you guys were the ones that told me I should up the stats of the enemies!
Cici	it makes sense they're tougher than us
Drufle (GM)	So I did!
Jack	I never said such a thing!
Cici	i like the challenge
Axel	I didn't think you'd just pick on me
Jack	I wanted easy exp!
Drufle (GM)	Ok, well, Axel said that.
Cici	im just pissing myself anyway
Axel	I'm kinda ineffective here
Drufle (GM)	Blame him.
Cici	axel your pokemon are just so punchable
Jack	blame accepted!
Cici	and squishy
Axel	"I don't think I can help much more" Blame aquired
Cici	"We'll handle the rest!"
Drufle (GM)	Ok, I think Cambria is up next.
Jack	"get something out here to be a meat shield at least!"
Axel	by harder I didn't mean "flat out counter everything I have"
Cici	"Let him go, Jack. He's gotta take care of his Pokemon."
Axel	"I'll try, but I'm running out of options"
Drufle (GM)	Shoot some water! Or something!
Jack	"well my strategy's gone out the window now"
Axel	Nothing I have can survive a single hit from these guys
Cici	meanwhile the miners are like 'how many fucking pokemon do these guys HAVE'
Jack	just shoot it ""
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, the miners are kind of concerned themselves.
Cici	how much damage has the machoke taken? like 4?
Drufle (GM)	"THEY JUST KEEP COMING"
Axel	I missed that rain thingy
Drufle (GM)	Uh, 5. Jack: Cambria used Water Gun! Target Machoke Roll 5 5 2 + 4 AC 15 Damage 2
Axel	Actually, I still have Nickel
Cici	ooooh
Drufle (GM)	Oh gosh.
Cici	god that was so close i could taste it
Jack	augggggh
Axel	oh no
Cici	delicious water
Axel	You needed at least one 6 to hit that That is not good
Drufle (GM)	Well, Machoke's turn!
Cici	does machoke seriously have 6 spdef dude's RIPPED
Drufle (GM)	Who's ready to get punched!
Axel	Not me
Cici	welcome to Wheel of Punching catchy jingle Cambria offers herself up as sacrifice
Axel	this is quickly going to hell
Cici	blood of the martyr Cambria prays to Helix for salvation
Axel	please miss, we have such good DEF Drufle (GM): Machoke used Seismic Toss! Target Victor Roll 1 5 6 + 8 AC 15 Damage 1
Cici	victor is dead deceased no more fucking Owned
Cambria	he is
Drufle (GM)	It was 1 damage!
Cambria	an Ex-Victor
Cici	wait that doesn't hit does it
Axel	is it effected by HP?
Cici	if we're using first 2 number s he missed by one
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, whoops.
Axel	Oh crap, right
Cici	never mind
Drufle (GM)	I mathed wrong, sorry.
Cici	victor is unDunked
Axel	he's at disadvantage
Cici	i saw a 5 and a 6 and was like BYE
Drufle (GM)	No, it's neutral!
Cici	it's neutral with -1 damage this round Cambria praises Helix for this intercedence
Drufle (GM)	Good gracious me, sonny.
Axel	I mean, he got a dis for his STAB
Cici	lets just
Axel	against his STAB
Cici	move on
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Cici	victor eyyy
Drufle (GM)	Go! Bug!
Cici	buddy pal victo
Axel	Victor save us
Cici	victo my man give me some
Axel	go for a physical attack
Cici	decent rolls pls
Jack	this bug who cheated death twice
Axel	"Please get rid of that Machoke, Cici"
Cici	"Finish it off, Victor! Don't let it get another hit in!"
Drufle (GM)	I cannot kill Victor, he is too strong.
Axel	wait till that bug evolve gets so big Cici: Victor used Poison Sting! Target Machoke Roll 2 3 5 + 5 AC 14 Damage 2 sign
Drufle (GM)	Well, I just have to not use Fighting types. Wow, we are just.
Cici	this shit
Drufle (GM)	Vaguely whiffing.
Cici	just look at this
Drufle (GM)	Over and over.
Cici	there are no winners here
Axel	our rolls are awful
Drufle (GM)	Alright Axel, send someone out!
Axel	all is lost
Jack	we have switched places
Axel	ummm
Jack	this is your curse
Axel	"Err...Nickel, I think its your turn"
Jack	everyone, check your houses for voodoo dolls
Cici	you have someone fast?
Drufle (GM)	Man, remember Medicham?
Cici	fast would be nice oh man medicham
Axel	Walter was my fasted
Cici	with those wacky special attacks good times
Nickel	"Zzzt"
Drufle (GM)	Remember how everyone focused on Medicham because he was totally the big threat?
Nickel	do I roll off again?
Drufle (GM)	No, if you have 5 speed you stay in your spot.
Jack	I bet if we had let him live he'd have joined the team
Nickel	alright
Drufle (GM)	Hitmonlee! Go!
Cici	i figured it'd take this long to kill machoke lmao medi is way squishier
Nickel	They all have coverage Now watch the ground move come out
Cici	earthquake
Jack	drufle this is as infuriating as monster hunter, may we know how much we have taken off the machoke?
Cici	everyone dies
Nickel	I have to survive Hitmonlee
Cici	except machoke, who dodges
Drufle (GM)	One sec! Hitmonlee used Seismic Toss! Target Nickel Roll 3 5 4 + 7 AC 15 Damage 5
Cici	jack: if i had to guess
Drufle (GM)	THWACK
Cici	he's got either 6 or 7 hp and we've done 5
Nickel	DAMN THIS
Cici	so another good hit should do it 5 damage
Drufle (GM)	As a note, Machoke has 4 hp left.
Cici	WHAT
Drufle (GM)	Hitmonlee has 3.
Jack	augh
Cici	im laughing so hard holy shit
Nickel	HOW THEY HELL DOES IT HAVE THAT MUCH!?
Cici	steroids
Nickel	Welp, I'm down
Drufle (GM)	Machoke has HP focus, +1 HP, and a base of 6.
Cici	nickel doesnt even come all the way out of the pokeball hp focus...
Nickel	He wasn't even in the ball He's always out and about
Cici	AND the 8 attack? or is it 7 attack i havent been paying much attention
Jack	"god, I feel bad for you now, Axel! "
Nickel	I can do literally nothing
Cici	either way
Drufle (GM)	Machoke's options are HP and ATK, and I get ATK from guts anyway. Go, Cambria!
Cici	maybe we should start putting level up points into stats lmao
Axel	"I'm useless here!"
Cici	ive been putting mine into trainer stats
Drufle (GM)	In case you're wondering why it did 5 damage.
Cici	yeah where'd all that come from
Drufle (GM)	It's +1 from Bulk Up, +1 from super effective, and Seismic Toss does +1 if I have less HP than you. Jack: Cambria used Water Gun! Target Hitmonlee Roll 1 5 6 + 4 AC 15 Damage 2
Drufle (GM)	ACK
Cici	hey a hit!!
Axel	wait, WAIT
Cici	seismic toss sounds awesome, btw
Jack	tried someone else for a change~
Cici	i gotta get that shit
Axel	I do not have more HP than Hit
Drufle (GM)	I would hope you do!
Cici	it's got 3 remaining dude 1, now
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, it's current HP. Not max.
Axel	jeeze
Drufle (GM)	Well, Machoke's turn!
Axel	I forgot it missed a High Jump Kick
Cici	"Nice hit, Cambria!"
Axel	Does Cambria have a physical attack?
Drufle (GM)	Fun fact: I deliberately tried to take off HP from Hitmonlee for Seismic Toss.
Cici	cambria takes advantage of the hitmonlee suplexing nickel to squirt him with a refreshing beverage Cambria ^__^
Drufle (GM)	It's a good move!
Cici	gatorade gun
Cambria	Axel I have no idea
Cici	drufle: intentionally missing hi jump kicks incredible
Cambria	without my sheet for each mon I'm just going by what I have ordered on the doc
Cici	you have rock moves at all?
Axel	4 SPATK is not helpful here Drufle (GM): Machoke used Focus Punch! Target Victor Roll 6 1 2 + 8 AC 15 Damage 2
Cambria	I think so but I can't be sure it wouldn't help here anyway
Drufle (GM)	I think that's a hit? Victor counts on his tiny fingers
Axel	that hits, damn it just barely Victor nods, then keels over
Drufle (GM)	That's 15, so yes.
Cici	"Sssssssssssssssshoot."
Drufle (GM)	I finally took out one of Cici's Pokemon! Whoooooo!
Cici	achievement get god have any of my pokemon fainted ever
Cambria	brah-vough
Drufle (GM)	Alright, both of you toss out some new Pokemon.
Cici	this is new and exciting
Axel	Okay, so we now know that Hit has only 1 HP focus there
Cici	"Hm... Terry! Finish them off!"
Axel	"Uhh...ummm"
Drufle (GM)	I am so, so tempted to have the Miners use a Potion.
Cici	loooll
Cambria	Terry Cloth, the Battle Bin Axel scrambles though the remaining team
Cici	cambria: yes thats his full legal name
Drufle (GM)	If I didn't have to leave in like 40 minutes I absolutely would do that.
Axel	Rochelle I have Rochelle and Chrom left
Cici	eternal pokemon hell
Axel	"I'm down to Rochelle, this is bad"
Drufle (GM)	Ok, uh, Hitmonlee!
Axel	"This is bad this is bad this is..."
Cici	[rochelle] 'hello frien-' dies Drufle (GM): Hitmonlee used Seismic Toss! Target Cambria Roll 6 3 6 + 7 AC 15 Damage 5 Rochelle looks up at the Hitmonlee
Drufle (GM)	FUCKING THWACK
Cici	jeesus
Cambria	ohhh that's
Cici	wreckt
Cambria	all of her HP gone
Cici	bulk up is good
Jack	"you did well, my friend" Rochelle doesn't make a sound, just falls over as the Hitmonlee flies past towards Cambria
Drufle (GM)	I am so, so happy with this.
Rochelle	I bet you are
Cici	this is honestly so funny to me
Jack	it's his welcome reversal of fortune
Drufle (GM)	I like the idea of these two just suplexing Pokemon left and right, immediately as they come out of the balls.
Cici	we just fight some randos and they absolutely wreck us
Rochelle	I guess its my turn
Drufle (GM)	Yep!
Rochelle	what did Rochelle have??
Cici	"We will overwhelm them with numbers!"
Drufle (GM)	Man, I hope the gym battle is as good as this.
Cici	some kinda rocky tthing?
Drufle (GM)	It probably won't be.
Cici	rock... rock hit? rock punch
Jack	"not with THIS luck we won't"
Cici	rockstorm rock rock use rock
Rochelle	a lot of moves
Jack	rock out
Cici	"QUANTITY OVER QUALITY" wait uh actually
Rochelle	damn it, I have to waste the ATK bonus
Jack	rochelle jams on a bass
Cici	terry has speed focus so i should have gone before hitmonlee woops
Drufle (GM)	Oh!!!
Jack	save it for next turn
Cici	forgot :X
Rochelle	oh, Go first, then Just go
Drufle (GM)	Well, uh, you can go now then.
Rochelle	Hit Hitmonlee
Cici	alright lets do that terry took a second to uh
Jack	*this turn
Cici	assess. the battlefield whatever just kill it
Drufle (GM)	Also, I switched the song because I was getting really, really sick of the other one.
Jack	tie his topknot
Rochelle	you caused this, Drufle
Drufle (GM)	It's not my fault you guys are getting such awful rolls!
Rochelle	Against high defenses
Cici	"Give it an Acid Spray!"
Rochelle	and high attacks Cici: Terry used Acid Spray! Target Hitmonlee Roll 3 2 1 + 4 AC 15 Damage 2
Jack	ooh no
Rochelle	Why would you use a special attack?
Cici	mm watcha say because it used bulk up
Drufle (GM)	Is good point.
Rochelle	It only have 1 HP
Cici	and is even tankier on physical def now
Drufle (GM)	All physical attacks do -1 damage to him.
Cici	oh i figured it was -1 to hit
Rochelle	No
Cici	W E L P
Drufle (GM)	No, it's damage.
Cici	mistakes were made
Rochelle	this is so bad
Drufle (GM)	Well, Rochelle!
Cici	wouldn't have hit anyway with rolls like that
Rochelle	I can't even anymore
Cici	im dying Rochelle: Rochelle used Rock Tomb! Target Hitmonlee Roll 5 2 6 + 5 AC 14 Damage 3 Why NOW of all times?
Cici	im just imagining rochelle standing there like 'god what a fucking mess'
Drufle (GM)	I gave these guys all these wonderful boons and all I really need is Superpower and Seismic Toss.
Jack	ooh!
Cici	'just punch me or whatever. god'
Drufle (GM)	Oh, that actually hit.
Cici	wait did that actually hit and kill
Drufle (GM)	Wow. COUNTER Rochelle shoves the Hitmonlee to the ground and drops rocks everwhere
Cici	'JUST FUCK OFF'
Drufle (GM)	No I'm kidding.
Cici	'SEE HOW EASY THAT WAS' everyone just takes a second to be like
Rochelle	Rochelle can't speak at all
Drufle (GM)	She just throws herself headlong into the Hitmonlee.
Cici	'jesus christ' just kinda looking at each other
Jack	"woooooow"
Cici	'heyyyy rochelle
Rochelle	Rochelle is a badass, though
Drufle (GM)	Does Rock Tomb do +1 damage?
Cici	you uh you feeling ok'
Axel	ATK highstat
Drufle (GM)	Ah, nice.
Axel	"Wow...uh...nice job, Rochelle"
Drufle (GM)	I mean, it's 1 damage.
Axel	I know
Drufle (GM)	Because of resistance and Bulk Up. But still!
Jack	but it's all you needed
Drufle (GM)	Good man.
Axel	Oh wait, I needed that YES
Drufle (GM)	Machoke's turn!
Axel	and now I immediatly lose Rochelle 6 DEF, don't fail me now Drufle (GM): Machoke used Focus Punch! Target Rochelle Roll 3 1 5 + 8 AC 15 Damage 4
Axel	PLEASE
Cici	wow
Axel	Neutral no advantage 3+1+8
Drufle (GM)	??? Where's my disadvantage?
Cici	wats haps
Drufle (GM)	Did I forget something?
Axel	you've used a move that did so
Drufle (GM)	Oh yeah, I used Superpower at some point. Forgot about that. Whelp!
Jack	there's something I'd like to address when this is over Axel tumbles out of the way
Drufle (GM)	Could've sworn that was just Hitmonlee, but anyway. Terry! Go ahead! Rochelle is buried a little, but unharmed
Rochelle	Both used it, I know Soft snow saved Rochelle lets please finish this
Cici	jack: did you mean: how fucking confusing battles get
Rochelle	I gotta go in about 40 min
Cici	oh it's my turn
Jack	Cici: basically
Drufle (GM)	Yes, go!
Cici	"Try a Poison Fang!"
Drufle (GM)	I also have to go in like 40 minutes so let's make a motion, eh. Cici: Terry used Poison Fang! Target Machoke Roll 1 1 2 + 5 AC 14 Damage 2 well i guess i'll just go fuck myself
Drufle (GM)	+1 exp!
Rochelle	This can't be more confusing than a Pathfinder battle also congrats, Cici
Jack	there is a particular thing
Drufle (GM)	Also I totally read that in Cr1tikal's voice. Rochelle!
Rochelle	We just need to write things down
Cici	[insert 5 gifs of people screaming and sobbing on their knees in black and white]
Rochelle	no Jack? where is Jack
Cici	drufle: good that was my intention
Rochelle	mon?
Jack	um Moraine I guess the geodude
Rochelle	Rock Type supremacy!
Cici	the other two miners are just like gone they went out for lunch hours ago
Jack	they went inside the pokecenter
Drufle (GM)	The Medicham guy left, yeah.
Jack	they're watching through the window in the warm
Drufle (GM)	The Hitmonlee guy is still confused about what happened to his Pokemon.
Jack	with coffees
Rochelle	rocks everywhere you know what
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle, have a go!
Rochelle	this is a silly move No bulk up, right?
Drufle (GM)	Not yet, no. Rochelle: Rochelle used Double Slap! Target Machoke Roll 4 2 6 + 5 AC 14 Damage 1 Rochelle used Double Slap! Target Machoke Roll 2 5 3 + 5 AC 14 Damage 1
Jack	oh!
Cici	wow another hit
Jack	a hit
Rochelle	XD
Cici	we're doing AMAZING
Drufle (GM)	A hit and a miss! Amazing! Rochelle bumbles over and just slaps the Machoke
Rochelle	in the shins
Jack	with what
Rochelle	that thing on top
Jack	ok the nub
Drufle (GM)	Alright, uh. Moraine! I think!
Rochelle	So Machoke could Bulk Up to avoid move Double Slaps if it has it
Jack	now I brought out moraine cause I figured that ground moves would be handy, but I think you'd all hate me if I used magnitude right now
Drufle (GM)	Of course he has Bulk Up, I just didn't think it would be necessary.
Rochelle	Please don't Magnitude Do you have another move? if you don't, go For STAB for better chances
Jack	guess it's just rock throw now ' 3'
Cici	magnitude would ohko our entire team if it hit Jack: Moraine used Rock Throw! Target Machoke Roll 4 5 1 + 6 AC 14 Damage 2
Drufle (GM)	Why not Magnitude? It doesn't hit your team.
Cici	wait it doesn't
Rochelle	oh, it doesn't?
Cici	small earthquake
Rochelle	well, use Magnitude then
Jack	oh well next turn
Drufle (GM)	No, of course not.
Cici	too late he hit
Rochelle	Rewrite
Drufle (GM)	And Fighting resists Rock anyway.
Cici	o
Rochelle	Machoke is at 2 HP then
Cici	is that a 1 damage hit then?
Jack	brained it
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Cici	ok yeah wooooo
Rochelle	Who's turn? Machokes?
Jack	cherry tap to victory
Drufle (GM)	Of course, you may have made a terrible choice. Because he is now at 2 HP, which means he has less health than all of you.
Cici	oh no super saiyan
Drufle (GM)	Fun time!
Cici	he could ohko all of us already really
Rochelle	I hate that move so much
Cici	it's just easier now
Rochelle	Cici has a point Drufle (GM): Machoke used Seismic Toss! Target Rochelle Roll 3 1 3 + 8 AC 15 Damage 4
Rochelle	we can't survive him anyways
Jack	what are we talking about
Rochelle	or maybe I can
Drufle (GM)	Really? Really with this?
Cici	Too Smol
Rochelle	The sword swings both ways
Jack	yes
Cici	Cant Chuck
Rochelle	or was it pendulum? Rochelle is just too heavy for Machoke
Cici	"Now, Terry!"
Jack	whateber Cici: Terry used Poison Fang! Target Machoke Roll 1 3 1 + 5 AC 14 Damage 2 or not! whatever! fucking god
Jack	glass teeth don't work
Rochelle	right, so Magnitude doesn't hit all the things
Cici	terry gets confused about what i mean by 'now'
Jack	I think you have hurt something exactly once this whole fight
Cici	he starts peeing on a lamppost 'bad dog!!'
Drufle (GM)	Pfffff.
Cici	'no!!'
Axel	"Um...Okay, keep Double Slapping, Rochelle" "At least until Bulk Up comes out" its my turn, rihgt?
Drufle (GM)	Yyyyyyes.
Cici	the music ended when'd that happen
Drufle (GM)	Oh, did it? Axel: Rochelle used Double Slap! Target Machoke Roll 4 5 5 + 5 AC 14 Damage 1 Rochelle used Double Slap! Target Machoke Roll 3 3 3 + 5 AC 14 Damage 1
Drufle (GM)	Wow, I hadn't even noticed.
Cici	that's uh
Drufle (GM)	Hit and miss!
Cici	one hit! wow he's low Rochelle jumps up and hits the face this time
Jack	one more
Rochelle	Double Slap to Victory
Drufle (GM)	Moraine!
Rochelle	if you have Multi-Hit moves, go for them two chances to hit
Jack	MAGNITUDE
Rochelle	Shake the Earth!
Cici	i have nothing that raises chance to hit sadly ive got a few that lower it lmao
Rochelle	Bring down the roof! Jack: Moraine used Magnitude! Target Machoke Roll 6 2 5 + 6 AC 14 Damage 2
Rochelle	YES
Jack	YES
Rochelle	YES YES YES
Cici	is that a hit
Drufle (GM)	Oh, deary me.
Rochelle	ROCK TYPE SUPREMACY
Drufle (GM)	I do believe I'm messed up.
Cici	nice work nerds
Rochelle	ROCK TYPES FOREVER!
Cici	yeah drufle ur one messed up dude
Axel	"Yes! Yes!" Jack high-fives everyone
Axel	"Moraine, you did it!"
Drufle (GM)	And it only took, what, 8 of your Pokemon? Something like that. Moraine high-fives terry and rochelle Axel misses and gets hit in the face
Cici	"Well, that was a lovely fight." "I think I'm going to go peel Victor off the side of that house over there."
Axel	"Oh, I need to find Walter!"
Miner	"Well, you kids have got some tough Pokemon!"
Moraine	"Yeah.... that was... rough" Victor shrieks quietly
Axel	"You're Pokemon are really strong as well" "Um...did you see where my cat went?"
Cici	"We all need quite a bit more practice, I think."
Miner	"We put a lot of love into our Pokemon, the gym leader makes certain of that."
Drufle (GM)	I do like the idea of you three standing there triumphantly. Brunt has pulled himself back together and is sulking some distance away
Axel	I'm going to have a Bad Time with the Gym Leader, arn't I?
Drufle (GM)	And in the background like half of your pokemon are just lying shattered in the distance. Cambria Rose Again after 3 minutes
Drufle (GM)	This was about as Pyrrhic a victory as you could've possibly done, methinks.
Axel	"Oh? What type is the Gym leader? Fighting?" no one dies in Pokemon, its fine how much EXP? 3? That was a 3, at least heck, maybe 4 we were ground down pretty hard
Miner	"Oh no, he's a Dark Leader! His Pokemon are nasty things, but he himself is the sweetest man!"
Axel	"Ah, okay, thank you"
Cici	2 exp per fight mate
Drufle (GM)	I'm giving you 3 for this.
Cambria	but in the end, we ground them down!
Cici	wow okay no objections
Drufle (GM)	Technically yeah, you can't get more than 2.
Cici	"Your Pokemon are masterfully trained."
Drufle (GM)	But that, uh, was rather intense.
Axel	"Now...uhh...Rochelle, Chrom, help me find Walter"
Miner	"Thank you miss! Your little Poison types are pretty tough themselves!"
Jack	cici remember you have 4 from that snake eyes
Cici	yeaa power levelin
Axel	I'm at 5 EXP
Cici	"They're quite tenacious, aren't they?"
Axel	half way there Drufle, can I build a Walter Locator?
Cici	I go to pat Terry on the head. He is peeing on the lamppost again. "Bad Trubbish! Down!"
Drufle (GM)	He's over there, on top of the Pokemon Center.
Axel	I don't know that
Drufle (GM)	:P
Axel	and I need to make a device of some sort
Cici	hes just hissing like crazy and trying to hold on with his claws
Jack	"I admit I didn't think my team were going to make it"
Cici	slowly slides off the roof
Axel	Walter is unconcious, I'm sure after that punch
Cici	"I think we all just need to learn to work together a bit better." Axel: Aptitude
Check: 14
Miner	"Yeah, it is sort of unfortunate that your team was mostly weak to ours, but you still came out in the end!" Axel tries to make something to find Walter
Jack	"I was all ready to help out Axel's Luxio, but it got booted out!"
Axel	"Why don't pokeballs have tracking devices"
Cici	"Axel he's right there." "He's falling off the roof, Axel."
Drufle (GM)	Axel makes a pair of glasses!
Cici	"You're standing directly underneath him, Axel."
Axel	Ummm
Jack	"I was gonna have cambria use water sport, and give him super-lighting!"
Drufle (GM)	I mean seriously, he's right there. Kind of like 20 feet away up a bit.
Cici	"The pissed-off, enormous cat is now on your back, Axel." Walter falls on top of Axel
Cici	"You're bleeding, Axel."
Axel	"I'm bleedi-Ah!" Axel falls down
Axel	can I log the Glasses Schematics?
Cici	"Sometimes I think I might be a psychic."
Axel	"Help? I can't reach his pokeball"
Cici	"Come on, Terry, let's go figure out which snowdrift Nickel ended up in."
Axel	"I don't think he's conscious" Rochelle walks up with Nickel on her head
Rochelle	How is she carrying him?
Cici	game mechanic: every time our pokemon get thoroughly Owned they fly off into the distance and we have to go find them
Rochelle	who knows?
Cici	it's a minigame
Drufle (GM)	That's pretty much how I imagined this fight went.
Cici	i figured it was just a lot of intense dodging and then like
Drufle (GM)	Every time I said THWACK, a Pokemon just got sent flying away.
Rochelle	I did not expect Rochelle to do so well
Cici	we'd whiff an attack and then get slammed into the wall another pokemon comes out another whiff
Axel	Yet she pulled through
Cici	another WHAM Cambria is slowly rolling her way back to Jack Brunt is still being a bitch
Drufle (GM)	I really enjoyed Hitmonlee's Insta-Suplexes.
Cici	shes too bad at fighting for the machoke to predict her movements and hit her thats my theory
Axel	"Okay, I've got Walter and Nickel back now...Wolfram is here still..."
Cici	she just kind of wandered around randomly
Axel	"Copper is...near"
Cici	"Maybe we should head back inside."
Axel	Rochelle only wants you to think she's infectual
Jack	"augh, I'm gonna have to go and look at Brunt guys. His pride is really fragile" Jack trudges away
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, we're gonna have to wrap this up soonish, I've got to be heading out.
Axel	"Err...yes, lets bring everyone in" let me log schematics for glasses
Jack	everyone goes to heal the mons
Axel	gotta get that 1 EXP
Jack	tape ice and shell back together
Cici	:( poor lil bergie Rochelle sits in Axel's lap
Drufle (GM)	Alright, go ahead.
Jack	Brunt is a vehicle for my own id Axel logs schematics for glasses...made of ice???
Axel	maybe
Drufle (GM)	Someone recognizes this music, right?
Cici	yeah its uh Snowy Town sweats
Jack	this is undertale isnt it
Drufle (GM)	:P
Axel	It sounds pokemon
Drufle (GM)	It's Undertale!
Axel	Oh, undertale I have not played that game yet
Cici	well ive never heard it im absolved of Sin
Drufle (GM)	Aw, really? It's Snowdin Town!
Jack	I didn't even get to this bit in the game
Cici	ive been trying to avoid music spoilers
Jack	and I fucking knew
Axel	Welp
Cici	avoiding plot ones is impossible but i can be surprised by music lol
Drufle (GM)	Seriously? I thought everyone had played it by now.
Axel	nah mon
Drufle (GM)	It's been almost two months.
Jack	I can't get into it!
Cici	my mic wont record anymore for some reason
Jack	I still resent the presentation!
Cici	so i might end up streaming instead of making a video series...
Drufle (GM)	:P Axel is writing down notes about that battle
Cici	and in that case i need to find a time when a good number of people can watch
Drufle (GM)	Just watch an LP then, there's plenty of good ones.
Jack	I have alpha sapphire and smash bros to do
Axel	Rochelle for Smash 4
Cici	alright whatever session over etc
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, I gotta be off. Everyone out!
Cici	we all heal and then cry a bit or vice versa
Jack	I'm glad we were here
Cici	ass was kicked mostly ours
Jack	thank you evrryone
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, this was nice.
Axel	when does Rochelle evolve again? level 5?
Drufle (GM)	I'll try to have actual things for next time. I'll tell you in IRC. Shoo!