Horanoven A.	booom Mini-Session 14.5
Drufle (GM)	SpoooOOoooOOooky.
Horanoven A.	oh crap I forgot something 5 seconds
Moppy	still ain't playing. maybe it's my speed being screwy
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait, nevermind. I'm playing it in the add window.
Moppy	' 3'
Drufle (GM)	Which I don't think actually broadcasts to the players. Anyway! Let's do us a gym battle. Eventually.
Moppy	Okay!
Horanoven A.	back hi ready for action god damn its hot outside
Drufle (GM)	Alright, let's skip the pretense and get straight to the action! Dustin is up for more battling now.
Horanoven A.	no messing around lets do this
Jack	gewd
Drufle (GM)	Who's coming out first?
Horanoven A.	"R-right...okay...Phosphera!" woops good start
Jack	"I'll lead in with Swinburne!"
Axel	"This will be...something alright" tfw 2/3s of your team is weak to ground
Swinburne	ARF ARF ARF
Drufle (GM)	And out go the first two! Phosphera lets out the tiniest of roars
Jack	"he's so excited, it's his first fight"
Drufle (GM)	I've got 6 speed, so I go first? Phosphera wiggles her arms
Phosphera	yep, we're speed 5
Drufle (GM)	I think Will is the only one with 6 speed right now.
Phosphera	rolling 2d6( 1 + 6 ) = 7 oh? also you should probably tiebreak your two, Drufe
Drufle (GM)	Jack, roll 2d6. Oh, well alright. rolling 2d6 ( 5 + 6 ) = 11 rolling 2d6 ( 1 + 3 ) = 4
Phosphera	they are tied, afterall
Jack	rolling 2d6( 2 + 5 ) = 7
Drufle (GM)	Baltoy is up first.
Phosphera	hell yeah he's first
Drufle (GM)	Whelp. Try again you two.
Phosphera	of course rolling 2d6 ( 3 + 6 ) = 9
Jack	rolling 2d6( 1 + 5 ) = 6
Phosphera	if I had a berry for every time that happened
Drufle (GM)	Baltoy!
Phosphera	I'd be eating lunch :D hoping for the best Drufle (GM): Baltoy used Magnitude! Target Phosphera Roll 2 1 2 + 7 AC 16 Damage 2
Phosphera	its our first fight :D hmmm
Drufle (GM)	Free experience! That poor child.
Phosphera	good thing you can't ding until after the battle
Jack	tsk Drufle (GM): Palpitoad used Earthquake! Target Phosphera Roll 6 4 5 + 7 AC 14 Damage 2
Phosphera	uhhh that AC is not right Drufle (GM): Palpitoad used Earthquake! Target Swinburne Roll 3 3 1 + 7 AC 14 Damage 2
Phosphera	that AC is very wrong
Drufle (GM)	Well, I rolled an 18.
Phosphera	well find
Drufle (GM)	So I imagine it hits regardless. I miss Swinburne though!
Phosphera	its supposed to be 16
Drufle (GM)	Really? Why? Swinburne bounces above the shockwave!
Phosphera	I have 7 Def
Drufle (GM)	Earthquake is special though.
Phosphera	WHAT
Swinburne	WAHT
Phosphera	Who the fuck decided that?
Drufle (GM)	Isn't it? Why on earth would Earthquake be a physical move?
Phosphera	bullshit its physical its always physical
Swinburne	it's physical I checked
Phosphera	I have the PDF, its physical
Swinburne	it's moving the earth!
Drufle (GM)	Well that's silly.
Swinburne	it's not an Energy thing
Drufle (GM)	I have 7 in both attacks so I still hit, but I'll remember that.
Swinburne	why would you ever think so?
Phosphera	you shake the earth by jumping around
Swinburne	this is srs I have to know the seal demands answers
Drufle (GM)	Well I usually imagine physical attacks as being contact or projectiles. Special is usually ranged or some sort of wide-spread effect.
Phosphera	but how do you forget EARTHQUAKE
Swinburne	define "ranged" from "projectiles"
Drufle (GM)	That's not the kind of thing I usually remember!
Phosphera	its -THE- ground attack
Swinburne	oh whatever we've learned a lesson let's fight moar
Phosphera	right then I think its my turn
Drufle (GM)	Yep! Phosphera wobbles about
Phosphera	"Gra" Phosphera used Dragon Tail! Target Palpitoad Roll 4 2 2 + 6 AC 15 Damage 3 damn
Drufle (GM)	Wow, quite close. Phosphera spins in circles, missing her target
Drufle (GM)	Swinburne!
Swinburne	ok so
Phosphera	probably go for type advantage Baltoy hasn't evolved, probably has 3 HP
Jack	"Bite dat Baltoy!"
Phosphera	oh right, I forgot about ice fang Jack: Swinburne used Ice Fang! Target Baltoy Roll 6 5 2 + 6 AC 15 Damage 3
Phosphera	spheal is an icy little ball of joy
Drufle (GM)	Oh, I thought you were using actual Bite.
Jack	nah
Drufle (GM)	Well snap!
Phosphera	nom nom nom
Jack	"nice going!" Phosphera is jealous of the tiny balls biting prowess
Jack	AW SHIET
Phosphera	welp
Drufle (GM)	Here comes the big man! Well, he isn't actually the big man.
Phosphera	he's the leader of the bunch
Drufle (GM)	He's just big-ish.
Phosphera	you know him well
Drufle (GM)	Palpitoad!
Phosphera	he's the first member of the Dustin Crew!
Jack	WIT AIT
Phosphera	that actually fits
Jack	who is first in the turn order
Phosphera	Baltoy was, I believe
Drufle (GM)	Palpitoad is, I forgot he actually has 9 speed.
Phosphera	oh
Drufle (GM)	So he's going to go before Camerupt.
Phosphera	derp
Jack	hmm carry on god why couldn't ice beam just be a Regular Move Drufle (GM): Palpitoad used Rock Blast! Target Swinburne Roll 3 4 2 + 7 AC 15 Damage 2 Phosphera covers her face, ready for attacks
Jack	I have never ever used it Drufle (GM): Palpitoad used Rock Blast! Target Swinburne Roll 2 2 4 + 7 AC 15 Damage 2
Jack	oh no!
Drufle (GM)	Wow, two misses? Yikes.
Jack	oh yes! (I still can't read this bloody macro)
Phosphera	the spheal is too cute to be hurt
Swinburne	stones bounce off Swinburne's blubbery body
Phosphera	(I tend to miss what the target is a lot) Phosphera peaks from behind her hands
Swinburne	"Arf!" clapclapclap Drufle (GM): Camerupt used Flamethrower! Target Swinburne Roll 5 6 1 + 7 AC 14 Damage 3 FWOOSH
Swinburne	oh you just have it in for me
Phosphera	SPATK focus, ouch bring out the next water type?
Drufle (GM)	I need to remove the guys that have type advantage!
Swinburne	lluckily I prepared! HP focus
Phosphera	OH SNAP SON
Drufle (GM)	Oh really now. Fair enough.
Phosphera	now the tiny dragon fights
Jack	"you can take it, Swinny!" Phosphera jumps up into the air Phosphera: Phosphera used Magnitude! Target Camerupt Roll 3 5 4 + 6 AC 15 Damage 4 hyes!
Drufle (GM)	rolling 1d6( 2 ) = 2 Ah good, only 3 damage! Phosphera crashes into the ground, sends shockwaves of earth into the Camerupt
Jack	oh!
Phosphera	Sold Rock is a bitch is it on low?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Phosphera	damn
Drufle (GM)	I mean it could be on either but I picked low.
Phosphera	I wouldn't of thought that you SAY you picked low you didn't actually declare it
Jack	what do you mean by "low"
Drufle (GM)	1-3.
Phosphera	1,2,3
Drufle (GM)	Swinburne!
Phosphera	but yeah, you have to declare that first Drufe
Drufle (GM)	What, don't you trust me?
Phosphera	no
Drufle (GM)	Wow, ok.
Jack	this requires a longer explanation on how solid rock works
Phosphera	not when our victory is on the line
Jack	Hora that's not very nice of you
Drufle (GM)	There's a 50% chance of any SE move being NE instead.
Jack	Drufle is a good GM
Phosphera	I did a 4 damage attack, I'll take any chance I can get I know hes a good GM, but I also want to win
Drufle (GM)	You have 12 Pokemon, I have 4. Winning was never really an option for me anyway :P
Phosphera	you say that but ground wrecks most of our mons I've been haxed harder
Jack	Alright then
Phosphera	but fine, lets move on
Jack	Watter Goon
Phosphera	moar advantages for the advantage gods
Swinburne	is this +2?
Phosphera	uhh no
Drufle (GM)	No, +1.
Phosphera	I was being silly
Swinburne	ok
Phosphera	ADV doesn't stack
Drufle (GM)	You get +1 and an advantage from 4x.
Swinburne	oh right so the same as 2x and STAB then
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Swinburne	darn! Swinburne used Water Gun! Target Camerupt Roll 5 4 6 + 5 AC 14 Damage 3
Phosphera	yup yup welp
Drufle (GM)	WHAP
Swinburne	SPLOOSH
Phosphera	kaploosh
Drufle (GM)	And now, the big man himself!
Phosphera	now the big guy? The leader of the bunch, we know him well?
Swinburne	we don't know him well!
Phosphera	Flygon :D
Drufle (GM)	WHO'S READY TO RUMBLE
Phosphera	I know Flygon Flygons a cool dude
Jack	man Lilly's not gonna get in this fight at all is she
Drufle (GM)	I think Golurk actually has a design for this one, so I won't make one myself, but this is the Mega version that's still Ground/Dragon and not Ground/Bug.
Phosphera	how far down the chain is she?
Jack	he does well an old one now has very sharp shovel arms instead of wings
Phosphera	Guys guys....we've got two ground dragons on the field what are the chances of that?
Drufle (GM)	By the way, Mega Flygon D has Tellurate, so have fun with that.
Jack	oh the ground-ate
Phosphera	that's the "normal into ground moves" right?
Jack	yah
Phosphera	do you -have- normal moves?
Drufle (GM)	I sure do!
Phosphera	welp tank harder, me!
Drufle (GM)	Little Palpitoad is up first anyway. Palpitoad used Ancientpower! Target Swinburne Roll 6 2 3 + 7 AC 14 Damage 3 Shoo!
Jack	NO HE ISN'T aww
Phosphera	D:
Jack	too late I wanted to ice beam
Drufle (GM)	Oh butts, priority!
Jack	these prio moves don't work in this system!
Phosphera	Just throw it out Ice Beam go
Drufle (GM)	They would if we actually did things the way the game wants us to.
Jack	yeah...
Drufle (GM)	Which is we all secretly write down our moves ahead of time and then reveal them at once.
Jack	can't be done on here!
Phosphera	push Ancient Power further down the timeline
Jack	nah let this happen
Phosphera	D:
Jack	I want someone else to get in
Phosphera	but Spheal buddy
Jack	club the seal!
Drufle (GM)	Done! Who's up next? Phosphera is saddened by the loss of the tiny round pokemon
Jack	"I wish I could just say things faster! oh well..." "go Lilly!"
Drufle (GM)	Uh.
Phosphera	What happened to her eyes?
Drufle (GM)	I hadn't even noticed you changed the pog!
Phosphera	and her color scheme
Jack	don't you remember? I headcanon'd her as a Blind Cave Skrelp!
Phosphera	what has she become??? oh, okay
Jack	she's like an olm now
Drufle (GM)	Yeah! It was pretty cool. Alright Flygon, go!
Phosphera	rip us mega flygon
Jack	please live please live please live Lilly senses a great and terrible presence before her Drufle (GM): Flygon used Dragon Pulse! Target Phosphera Roll 3 3 6 + 7 AC 14 Damage 3 BWAAAAAAH
Phosphera	-please live please live please live- :( Phosphera goes flying away Axel falls over as Phosphera slams into him
Axel	"Ooof!"
Lilly	"learn to dodge!"
Drufle (GM)	Lilly is very opinionated.
Jack	that was actually jack
Drufle (GM)	Who's out next?
Jack	his voice got squeaky choked a bit
Axel	"Right so...WOLFRAM" "please please please please..." my last line of defense Lilly senses an even greater and more terrible presence before her
Wolfram	"SCRAAAAAAAWW"
Drufle (GM)	Wolfram's up! Wolfram takes to the skies!
Wolfram	hang on, I need to pull up his moves Wolfram checks his manual Wolfram: Wolfram used Steel Wing! Target Flygon Roll 5 1 3 + 6 AC 15 Damage 3 Shwing?
Drufle (GM)	Nope. Just barely missed!
Jack	clunk
Wolfram	damn
Drufle (GM)	Lilly!
Jack	"ok that's enough battle experience for now girl" returnin'
Wolfram	wut shit
Jack	send in the Brunts
Wolfram	I'm dead I c what you did there oi git off a me
Drufle (GM)	Palpitoad! Wolfram shakes off the sudden Brunt on his face Drufle (GM): Palpitoad used Ancientpower! Target Wolfram Roll 5 1 2 + 7 AC 14 Damage 2 ROCKS
Wolfram	da fuck?
Jack	Druf am I actually able to use prio this turn
Drufle (GM)	Oh. Sorry, yes!
Wolfram	do it
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead, I didn't target you first anyway.
Jack	ok I shall Ice beam the palp actually no
Wolfram	yeah no, you can't save me
Jack	does ice resist water?
Wolfram	Water Resists Ice
Drufle (GM)	Water resists ice, if that's what you mean.
Wolfram	not the other way around
Jack	that's it darn
Wolfram	it'd be neutral
Drufle (GM)	Ice only resists ice.
Wolfram	go for Flygon
Jack	ok ice the bug monster
Wolfram	I'll be fine Drufle hates me right now because I argued with him save yourself
Drufle (GM)	:P Jack: Brunt used Ice Beam! Target Flygon Roll 2 2 1 + 5 AC 14 Damage 3 awwwwwgh
Drufle (GM)	Experience!
Wolfram	that's...EXP
Jack	ok
Wolfram	rip Wolfram
Drufle (GM)	Take that sweet stuff.
Jack	"why do I even bother with special attacks"
Wolfram	"Caw" Brunt has a sulk
Wolfram	"CAW!" Drufle (GM): Flygon used Giga Impact! Target Brunt Roll 2 6 2 + 7 AC 14 Damage 3 Flygon used Giga Impact! Target Brunt Roll 4 5 4 + 7 AC 15 Damage 2 Brunt gets up, but not becaus_BLAUGH
Drufle (GM)	Two hits!
Brunt	oh he dead already but wait
Wolfram	the fact that only one dice was needed on that first hit is scary
Brunt	Def focus Gasp!
Wolfram	survivor
Drufle (GM)	That one hp left!
Wolfram	1 HP bros Brunt somehow managed to avoid dying!
Wolfram	after this I want my +1 HP
Drufle (GM)	You lucky man. Wolfram!
Jack	"oh Brunty..."
Drufle (GM)	I am loving the STAB on these super power moves.
Wolfram	huh, lower SPDEF, eh? Brunt grimaces at "brunty", depsite the pain
Drufle (GM)	Remind me that I don't get a next turn, though.
Brunt	ok
Wolfram	yes, giga impact the bird next time
Drufle (GM)	For Flygon at least.
Brunt	what HP is the palp on?
Drufle (GM)	He hasn't been hit yet!
Brunt	ok!
Drufle (GM)	He only has the 4. Being a single-evolved Pokemon. Wolfram: Wolfram used Wing Attack! Target Flygon Roll 1 2 4 + 6 AC 15 Damage 3 god damn it
Drufle (GM)	A whiff!
Wolfram	this is not my day
Drufle (GM)	RNGesus is a fickle lord.
Wolfram	clearly
Drufle (GM)	Brunt!
Wolfram	don't worry about Palp
Jack	mega fly is dragon/ground still?
Drufle (GM)	Yep!
Jack	ok so
Drufle (GM)	Well, this one is.
Wolfram	Flygon is the only real threat here
Drufle (GM)	The other Mega Flygon is actually Ground/Bug.
Jack	5 hp?
Drufle (GM)	He has 7.
Jack	ok
Wolfram	no, probably -yeah
Drufle (GM)	Which is actually less than Diggersby, hilariously.
Wolfram	3rd stage, and mega
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait, does mega give +1 hp?
Wolfram	get free hits while you can
Drufle (GM)	I don't remember if we said that or not.
Wolfram	Mega is +1 hp
Jack	I think we did?
Drufle (GM)	Oh, then I have 8.
Jack	so 8 then
Wolfram	right more ice moves
Jack	and I've been to the center beforehand. soo... Brunt used Avalanche! Target Flygon Roll 6 1 3 + 5 AC 14 Damage 3
Drufle (GM)	A hit! Oh dear.
Wolfram	merciless
Jack	and a freeze!
Wolfram	brutallity
Drufle (GM)	Well, he couldn't do anything next turn anyway.
Wolfram	"Chaaawhawhaw"
Jack	oh yeah well whatever!
Drufle (GM)	:P
Wolfram	you don't get to check for unfreezing though
Drufle (GM)	Palpitoad! Get rid of that horrible ice monster!
Wolfram	until he gets his actual turn
Jack	joke's on you, I have at least one more! Drufle (GM): Palpitoad used Ancientpower! Target Brunt Roll 4 1 4 + 7 AC 14 Damage 3 FWAP
Jack	actually no I don't that's it
Wolfram	you really need more special Defense
Jack	is it a fwap?
Drufle (GM)	Oh! It isn't!
Jack	yeah! no STAB!
Wolfram	welp
Drufle (GM)	Silly me, I don't have no advantages for that.
Jack	:P
Wolfram	we're good another round
Drufle (GM)	Nuts to me. Wolfram!
Wolfram	right Wolfram is getting pumped up
Wolfram	easy meat Wolfram used Flash Cannon! Target Flygon Roll 3 3 1 + 6 AC 14 Damage 2 shit
Drufle (GM)	Oh, almost experience there.
Wolfram	even off of their weaker defense
Drufle (GM)	Brunt!
Wolfram	I can't hit anything
Jack	hmm!
Wolfram	you have 1 more PP right? I think you do... how many ultimate boons do you have?
Drufle (GM)	He has ultimate ice and rock, right?
Jack	yes
Wolfram	save the PP or freeze the Palp
Jack	but I can't do anything with it unless I send out Rpdan or the palp
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, Amery takes 2 PP to mega evolve.
Wolfram	Rhodan would be pretty good
Jack	can the flygon still break free next turn? or is this the turn
Drufle (GM)	He can, yeah.
Jack	ok then
Drufle (GM)	I'll roll for it after you go.
Wolfram	it can attempt it actually you roll after Flygon loses its turn the book states after the mon fails to act
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, I already didn't go this turn. We're already a full turn after he got frozen, remember?
Jack	he just didn't announce it
Wolfram	Giga stopped that I think I don't actually know how they interact
Drufle (GM)	They don't, really.
Wolfram	if recharge overlaps
Jack	GM's rules
Drufle (GM)	Giga Impact removes your ability to act on the next tur. Which I couldn't have done anyway.
Jack	and I already inacted him so I expect a giga impact next go anyway
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, Brunt!
Jack	so for this turn, I spend a hyper potion to restore brunt to working order!
Drufle (GM)	Whack that Flygon! Or the Palpitoad. Oh dear. Actual item usage?????
Jack	yes!
Drufle (GM)	What nonsense is this.
Jack	they're accumulating
Wolfram	I'll use a potion too I need Wolfram alive
Drufle (GM)	You already went this turn, you'll have to wait for next turn! Although you can do that right now anyway.
Wolfram	this is the round
Drufle (GM)	Since it is the next turn now.
Wolfram	item is priority
Drufle (GM)	Right, escape on high. rolling 1d6 ( 5 ) = 5 Whee!
Jack	nooo
Wolfram	I can use an item now! it has priority
Drufle (GM)	Yep. Palpitoad! He is very angry at all this "healing" nonsense.
Wolfram	earthquake it, buddy shake the ground
Drufle (GM)	What? No, that'd be dumb. I'd hit Flygon!
Wolfram	waaaait
Jack	he dont have levitate no more!
Drufle (GM)	Baltoy has Levitate.
Wolfram	you didn't do that the last time you used it
Drufle (GM)	Since I know you're going to say that. Palpitoad used Ancientpower! Target Wolfram Roll 2 6 4 + 7 AC 14 Damage 2 ROCKS
Wolfram	Palp should've hit his buddy hold on rolling 2+6+7 2+6+7 = 15 fuck
Jack	what was _that_
Drufle (GM)	I actually remembered the not-STAB this time! He was mathing to see if I actually hit him.
Jack	ok
Wolfram	I can't math with music on same part of the brain
Drufle (GM)	Alright, I really just want to try this once.
Wolfram	more giga impact? or hyper beam? Drufle (GM): Flygon used Fissure! Target Brunt Roll 2 5 6 + 7 AC 15 Damage 5 Yes!
Jack	im ded
Wolfram	fucking hell
Jack	dropped ina hole!
Drufle (GM)	Alright, that's the only Fissure I'm using this fight.
Wolfram	I really hate those moves Brunt waves goodbye
Wolfram	so much "Scraaaaaaaww..." Wolfram watches Brunt fall
Drufle (GM)	Who's up next, Jack?
Jack	Rodan!
Drufle (GM)	They get a go this round anyway. Oh no!
Wolfram	you brought this on yourself RNGsus is against you now you have broken the sacred law
Drufle (GM)	Not the angry dinobird!
Wolfram	"Ye shall not OHKO move people" Wolfram read the bible, he knows
Drufle (GM)	Alright, you can mega as a free action so come at me!
Jack	now what
Wolfram	I think its my go no wait, Item
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Wolfram	go Rodan
Drufle (GM)	Rodan has a go!
Jack	"FIRE RODAN, GO"
Rodan	SKREEEEEEEEE
Drufle (GM)	Fire?
Rodan	just a silly thing
Wolfram	whaaaaat?
Rodan	pay it no mind
Drufle (GM)	I hope you don't mean actual Fire moves. Ok good.
Rodan	nah just good old rockasaurus
Drufle (GM)	Ground resists Rock as well, just in case you forgot.
Rodan	mhm
Drufle (GM)	Wow, has nobody gone after Palpitoad yet? I know he isn't that scary but look at him!
Wolfram	I've not hit ANYthing
Drufle (GM)	What a goofball.
Wolfram	we'd be done with this if I actually landed an attack
Rodan	I'm hoping to save him for lilly to hit later
Drufle (GM)	Does Lilly evolve after this?
Jack	I'll check
Wolfram	I believe she does
Drufle (GM)	I was wondering why you sent her out.
Wolfram	why else was she thrown into battle
Drufle (GM)	Nah, it's level 6. Not quite!
Wolfram	darn
Jack	I just wanted her to see a battle ; 3;
Drufle (GM)	:P
Jack	but she's bliiiiind
Drufle (GM)	Have at me!
Wolfram	right, mega Rodan
Jack	no icon for 2day?
Wolfram	murder shit for us
Drufle (GM)	Oh nuts, I should've given you a thing for that.
Wolfram	D:
Drufle (GM)	Quick! To Bulbapedia!
Wolfram	AWAAAAAY
Drufle (GM)	Attack me in the meantime.
Jack	ok Wolfram flies Drufle over to Bulbapedia
Wolfram	"SCRAAAAWWW!!!"
Jack	well with Tough Claws on, I got Attack Focus sooooooooooo
Wolfram	yeup Jack: Rodan used Avalanche! Target Flygon Roll 2 6 1 + 5 AC 14 Damage 3
Wolfram	a murderous rampage seems like the most logical option rolling 2+6+5 2+6+5 = 13 ech
Jack	aww
Wolfram	that would've been 4 damage for ATK focus or touch claws in this case tough
Jack	no it wouldn't surely it would not
Wolfram	supereffective
Jack	because avalanche is special!
Wolfram	+ ATK focus oh wut WHAT what the actual...this game
Jack	big girl...
Wolfram	I swear right, that round is over I HEAL MOAR
Drufle (GM)	It's a creepy lookin' pog there. Alright! Wolfram devours another Potion
Drufle (GM)	I think Palpitoad still outspeeds Rodan? I have 9, you have 8 right?
Jack	yes
Drufle (GM)	Right then.
Wolfram	now Rodan goes before Flygon use a physical ice more, you must know one Drufle (GM): Palpitoad used Ancientpower! Target Mega Rodan Roll 6 4 1 + 7 AC 14 Damage 3
Jack	I do and I shall
Drufle (GM)	ROCKS
Wolfram	oh god
Jack	rocks...
Wolfram	don't worry, he lived
Jack	yeah 1 helf
Drufle (GM)	5 hp! 4?
Jack	5?
Drufle (GM)	Oh, whoops. I am a silly.
Jack	:P
Wolfram	you haven't given us more HP!! we're still here with piddly base HP
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, I know. Mega Rodan!
Wolfram	fit only for basic mons we are superior! Bird Bros Represent Jack: Mega Rodan used Magnitude! Target Flygon Roll 3 4 6 + 6 AC 15 Damage 3 that's better
Wolfram	eat da flygon
Drufle (GM)	A miss!
Jack	....
Wolfram	not Stab
Drufle (GM)	Closer and closer each day. Alright, enough of this silly healing stuff.
Wolfram	why you no ice attack though? Drufle (GM): Flygon used Thunder Fang! Target Wolfram Roll 2 3 1 + 7 AC 16 Damage 3
Wolfram	I have plenty of potions, buddy
Jack	Rodan doesn't have any physical ice moves!
Drufle (GM)	Experience! I am just loading up on the experience today for Dustin.
Wolfram	also lol what are you doing aiming at my DEF
Jack	I just realised
Wolfram	you know how silly my def is well, alright
Jack	despite avalanche being available to attack focus mons
Wolfram	just pound on the flygon then
Jack	the google sheet sez it's special...
Wolfram	that has to be a mistake Avalanche is physical in the games it couldn't be available to ATK focus mons if is wasn't physical that wouldn't make sense
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, I gotta agree with that. It oughta be physical if you need ATK to get it.
Jack	special in the book, too
Wolfram	the book is wrong
Drufle (GM)	How weird...
Wolfram	overrule it!
Jack	no playtesting, no plans, no backup
Wolfram	otherwise Ultimate Ice has NO physical moves which doesn't make sense it has to be physical
Jack	tbh I have prolly been rolling it phys in past fights Drufle (GM): Palpitoad used Ancientpower! Target Mega Rodan Roll 3 2 1 + 7 AC 14 Damage 3
Jack	just from assuming
Drufle (GM)	Aw, no rocks.
Wolfram	git those rocks out of here
Drufle (GM)	Mega Rodan!
Wolfram	Keep doing it that way, Jack
Jack	so GM are we treating avalanche as phys your call
Drufle (GM)	Mhm.
Jack	ok!
Wolfram	Murder the Flygon
Drufle (GM)	Fine by me, my DEF is higher anyway! Jack: Mega Rodan used Avalanche! Target Flygon Roll 1 1 3 + 6 AC 15 Damage 4
Wolfram	oh dear
Jack	more exp?
Drufle (GM)	Experience!
Wolfram	well, we're closer to leveling, if nothing else
Drufle (GM)	Man, I'm almost tempted to give you 2 for those snake eyes.
Wolfram	I'd be okay with that
Jack	2 would be nice...
Drufle (GM)	Yeah sure, go ahead.
Wolfram	you guys need to catch up to Axel anyways
Jack	thankooo
Wolfram	he's been running away with all the EXP
Jack	I'm on 6 now
Wolfram	:D
Drufle (GM)	Hm. Oh right, can't do that.
Wolfram	did you want to Giga Impact me?
Drufle (GM)	I was going to use a Hyper Beam on you. But oh wait, it's ground type now.
Wolfram	go ahead, make my day
Jack	yeah
Drufle (GM)	That would've been a bad idea. Flygon used Ancientpower! Target Wolfram Roll 5 1 5 + 7 AC 14 Damage 2
Jack	Dustin would know better
Drufle (GM)	Oh, so close.
Wolfram	I refuse to go down!
Drufle (GM)	And back to the top.
Wolfram	I healed last turn
Drufle (GM)	Oh right, you didn't heal this turn!
Wolfram	yep
Drufle (GM)	You actually get to go now! Well go on, take a swing. Wolfram: Wolfram used Steel Wing! Target Flygon Roll 2 4 5 + 6 AC 15 Damage 3 YES FINALLY
Drufle (GM)	A hit!
Mega Rodan	smack! oh doesn't ground resist steel? Wolfram cleaves into the Flygon's legs with a well placed razor wing
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
Jack	cool
Wolfram	"SCREEEAAAAWW!!" Steel isn't resisted by much, oddly
Drufle (GM)	Steel, Fire, Water, and Electric. Are the only things that resist Steel.
Wolfram	Fire and Water, to my knowledge and Electric
Drufle (GM)	Man, I am so tempted to Hyper Potion right now. I won't though, for convenience's sake.
Wolfram	I can assure you I have many more potions than you do, Drufle you won't win the Potion War
Jack	thank you Druf
Wolfram	lets not turn this into a stall match Drufle (GM): Palpitoad used Ancientpower! Target Mega Rodan Roll 6 5 3 + 7 AC 14 Damage 3 ROCKS
Jack	nuts
Wolfram	as tanky as we already are
Jack	the toad did it
Wolfram	D:
Drufle (GM)	The toad still hasn't been hit!
Wolfram	how much HP does Flygon have left
Drufle (GM)	The poor guy, feeling all left out. Uh, 2.
Wolfram	I c
Drufle (GM)	Jack? Who's up next?
Jack	is it the start of the turn yet
Wolfram	we've reached the "oh shit" threashold
Jack	or do I get to go anyway what's the deal here
Drufle (GM)	Uh, I just went.
Axel	"This does not look good..."
Drufle (GM)	Unless your next Pokemon has Speed, Mega Flygon will go next.
Jack	"it's a bit of a pinch, yeah" alright oh yeah it was the toad
Drufle (GM)	The toad is doing a lot of damage! He's very good with that Ancientpower of his.
Wolfram	Flygon has Giga Impact though
Drufle (GM)	I would be using my giant pile of Ground moves but you guys keep sending out Flying types!
Wolfram	and we suck at Special Defense
Jack	"oh whatever, go Bluejohn"
Wolfram	this is his moment to shine do it buddy make us proud
Drufle (GM)	Mega Flygon! Nickel makes a worried noise
Drufle (GM)	Hm. I'm not actually sure what I want to do here. Sandstorm would be totally useless.
Wolfram	Giga Impact Wolfram
Drufle (GM)	No!
Jack	do whatever blue got nothin
Drufle (GM)	You're immune to that, why would I do that?
Wolfram	because itd be funny
Jack	he's hoping to catch you out Drufle (GM): Flygon used Thunder Fang! Target Wolfram Roll 3 5 4 + 7 AC 16 Damage 3 Oh, just one off! So very close.
Wolfram	rolling 3+5+73+5+7 = 15 yep, so close
Drufle (GM)	Wolfram!
Wolfram	good thing I have SUCH HIGH DEFENSE
Jack	you can't bite with such a tiny mouth!
Drufle (GM)	All of my Fire/Electric moves are physical! Wolfram: Wolfram used Flash Cannon! Target Flygon Roll 6 2 6 + 6 AC 14 Damage 2 BOOM
Drufle (GM)	I don't have much of a choice WOW Wolfram flies up into the lights and fires off a beam of light
Jack	"oh that's it!"
Drufle (GM)	Man, way to ignore Palpitoad, guys.
Wolfram	Where is your Arceus now?
Jack	"finally a good hit!"
Drufle (GM)	He had poison touch and everything!
Wolfram	I'm not touching that ew
Jack	eheheh
Drufle (GM)	Bluejohn! Yeah, whoever faints Palpitoad gets poisoned. Which doesn't matter much if he's the last one left!
Wolfram	I'm immune to poison though I woops
Drufle (GM)	Yeah I know, I was hoping Jack would take him out.
Wolfram	I don't think he can do that much damage in one go
Jack	not with mono rock
Wolfram	Palp is...Water Ground right?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. Jack: Bluejohn used Stone Edge! Target Palpitoad Roll 4 1 5 + 6 AC 15 Damage 3
Wolfram	he must be, he wouldn't be here otherwise
Drufle (GM)	Resists the hell out of Rock.
Wolfram	GOOD GOD
Jack	of so drufle
Drufle (GM)	A hit!
Jack	can you please not have palp attack at all
Wolfram	freakin stone edge
Jack	WHAT it can't be -1 to hits!
Wolfram	4+5+6
Drufle (GM)	Oh. Well a miss then.
Wolfram	oh... :(
Jack	so yeah don't have palp attack
Drufle (GM)	Why?
Wolfram	aim for me
Drufle (GM)	Oh, right.
Wolfram	he wants Bluejohn to evolve
Jack	I HAVE to get bluejohn to hit something one of these days! :P
Drufle (GM)	KILL THE BIRD
Jack	no just learn to aim
Wolfram	you can TRY "CAWHAHAH!!" Wolfram challanges the tiny toad thing Drufle (GM): Palpitoad used Ancientpower! Target Wolfram Roll 6 5 1 + 7 AC 14 Damage 2 ROCKS Wolfram tumbles a bit through the rocks
Wolfram	"CAW!"
Drufle (GM)	Palpitoad is the best at rocks. Wolfram! Someone finally hit the froggy please.
Wolfram	I know what stat I'm raising next the "everyone is good at both attacking stats" is really annoying
Drufle (GM)	Well you have the same thing! You have 6 in both attacks!
Wolfram	I know because I HAVE to because "everyone is also good at both defensive stats" there is no specialization
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, true. You're up, anyway.
Wolfram	I'm also running electric and steel mons a special and physical set who's turn was it I forgoet? oh mine right
Drufle (GM)	Yours! Wolfram: Wolfram used Wing Attack! Target Palpitoad Roll 1 5 1 + 6 AC 15 Damage 2 hmmmm
Drufle (GM)	Not quite, no. Wolfram tackles the tubby toad, but simply bounces off, covered in slime
Wolfram	"Scraw!?"
Drufle (GM)	He's so sticky! Hey Bluejohn, get 'im!
Wolfram	more Stones?
Jack	right then no more rolls
Wolfram	Roll them bones roll them stones too Jack: Bluejohn used Rollout! Target Palpitoad Roll 5 5 1 + 6 AC 15 Damage 1
Wolfram	roll all the things there's a hit oh wait... Ground resists rock
Drufle (GM)	Mhm.
Wolfram	Rollout starts at 1 damage so that does nothing
Drufle (GM)	So you hit, but no damage.
Wolfram	it'll do something next round
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. Palpitoad! Palpitoad used Ancientpower! Target Wolfram Roll 5 3 1 + 7 AC 14 Damage 2 THE ROCKS NEVER END
Wolfram	hey now, I was distracted but okay, he's been in long enough
Drufle (GM)	Success!
Jack	fossils of ancient frogs overwhelm Wolfram
Drufle (GM)	MORE FROGS
Wolfram	too many frogs
Drufle (GM)	Alright, uh, who's up next?
Wolfram	let me pick a dude
Drufle (GM)	Your turn is up now, whoever it is.
Wolfram	uhhh I am limited to electric and steel moves neither are good ideas which leaves my best option as CHROM!! Gotta...go...FAST
Drufle (GM)	... alright, fair enough.
Chrom	On my mark!
Drufle (GM)	Your turn!
Chrom	right I cannot attack with STAB for reasons
Drufle (GM)	Shocking! Oh wow, pun. I'm sorry about that.
Chrom	Mopp would be proud
Jack	you are learning
Drufle (GM)	I'm a bad man. Go, Chrom! Chrom: Chrom used Double Slap! Target Palpitoad Roll 6 5 3 + 6 AC 15 Damage 1
Drufle (GM)	Bite the frog or that too that works. Chrom: Chrom used Double Slap! Target Palpitoad Roll 6 5 3 + 6 AC 15 Damage 1
Drufle (GM)	...
Chrom	From my eevee days
Drufle (GM)	I call bullshit on the RNG.
Chrom	wow that's a roll
Drufle (GM)	Did anyone else just see that?
Chrom	slap I c
Drufle (GM)	You just rolled the same thing twice.
Jack	I witnessed Chrom rushes up and slaps the Palpitoad silly
Jack	Chrom slaps with the same paw
Chrom	-Can't keep up?-
Jack	it's on 1 now right?
Drufle (GM)	2.
Chrom	2
Drufle (GM)	He had 4 hp.
Jack	ok
Drufle (GM)	Bluejohn! Jack: Bluejohn used Rollout! Target Palpitoad Roll 4 2 4 + 6 AC 15 Damage 2 keep on rollin
Chrom	A miss
Jack	wah
Drufle (GM)	Just barely, yeah.
Chrom	I mean, i'd only do 1 damage it'd
Drufle (GM)	Not that it matters, you don't have to hit with Rollout to up the damage.
Jack	HUHWHAHAHAAH I just keep rollin?
Chrom	Ground. Resist. Rock
Drufle (GM)	Which is some kinda special idiocy in this game.
Chrom	also yeah, keep on rolling
Jack	....
Chrom	this game... Drufle (GM): Palpitoad used Earthquake! Target Bluejohn Roll 1 5 5 + 7 AC 15 Damage 3 CRACK
Chrom	oof
Jack	"Bluejohn! Roll! Roll forever" Def focus
Chrom	what happened to "Don't hit Bluejohn" Drufle (GM): Palpitoad used Earthquake! Target Chrom Roll 1 6 1 + 7 AC 16 Damage 3
Chrom	oh, he lived
Drufle (GM)	Oh no!
Chrom	hmmm
Drufle (GM)	You and your silly def focuses.
Chrom	I think that missed
Drufle (GM)	It did, yes. By 2. Chrom bounces over the shockwaves
Drufle (GM)	What a spectacularly underwhelming quake. Chrom!
Chrom	-You're too slow!- Chrom used Double Slap! Target Palpitoad Roll 3 6 3 + 6 AC 15 Damage 1 Chrom used Double Slap! Target Palpitoad Roll 5 2 1 + 6 AC 15 Damage 1
Drufle (GM)	Also, I figured I might as well use Earthquake. A hit and a miss!
Jack	ONE MORE Chrom continues to slap the poor toad
Jack	see Druf this is why we left him! we have nothing
Chrom	if you have a multihit move, now is the time to use them
Jack	it takes so long to beat that everything else would have destroyed us!
Chrom	not rock blast though don't use that
Jack	I KEEP ROLLING
Chrom	ROLLING ON AUTOJOHNS, ROLL OUT
Jack	~~Lonely Rolling Star~~
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, fair enough. I didn't think he would be so tough! If only we had Grass types...
Jack	if I'd taken Forest training
Chrom	poor poor Rhodes
Jack	and brough Ordovici
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait, you actually have a Grass type. I forgot!
Jack	we wouldn't have this problem!
Chrom	yeah, just...no moves
Drufle (GM)	Do it Bluejohn! I would recommend Ancientpower, personally. Does he have that?
Jack	yes
Chrom	hold it, which stat is higher?
Drufle (GM)	My SPD is lower than my DEF.
Chrom	Jack, is your SPATK higher?
Jack	no its 5 atk is 6
Drufle (GM)	Oh, well then nevermind then.
Chrom	yeah, it'd be the same regardless keep rolling
Drufle (GM)	Go with either!
Jack	ROLLING STAAAAAAART
Drufle (GM)	ROLLLLLLLL Jack: Bluejohn used Rollout! Target Palpitoad Roll 2 1 1 + 6 AC 15 Damage 3
Chrom	Exp
Jack	more exp...
Drufle (GM)	pfffffffffffft
Chrom	welp just...don't hit John, Druf Bluejohn rolls into the fucking wall
Drufle (GM)	The perfection of that anticlimax, that was amazing.
Chrom	aim fer Chrom
Drufle (GM)	Alright, c'mere you dog!
Chrom	I am NOT a dog! I am an adorable fox-thing Drufle (GM): Palpitoad used Mud Slap! Target Chrom Roll 1 3 3 + 7 AC 14 Damage 3 Aw, nuts.
Chrom	welp
Drufle (GM)	The mud fails!
Chrom	gold star for effort my turn! Chrom used Double Slap! Target Palpitoad Roll 4 1 1 + 6 AC 15 Damage 1
Drufle (GM)	Hey, you can never say I'm not trying to take everyone out. Oh wow.
Jack	"okay, time for drastic measures!" Chrom: Chrom used Double Slap! Target Palpitoad Roll 4 2 1 + 6 AC 15 Damage 1
Drufle (GM)	Two misses!
Chrom	sadness Chrom tumbles on by, missing the palpitoad
Drufle (GM)	Jack, have you gotten like 3 failure exp this battle?
Chrom	-Woops!- "Mrreeow!"
Jack	yeah im on 7 now
Drufle (GM)	Wow. You realize that means you level after this, right? Jack walks to the hole in the wall bluejohn made
Jack	yep
Chrom	is he coming back?
Jack	in a way, I am grateful for this blind little rock
Chrom	they're great, arn't they?
Drufle (GM)	Dustin is very confused by the happenings. Jack grabs bluejohn
Jack	"guess I gotta do this the hard way..." Chrom is watching, upside down
Jack	is it my turn
Chrom	"Mow Mow Mow! Mow Mow Mow!"
Drufle (GM)	Yeah!
Jack	ok
Drufle (GM)	You can do it little guy! We believe in you! Jack takes a couple steps, then tosses Bluejohn at the Palptoad Jack: Bluejohn used Bowlout! Target Palpitoad Roll 5 1 1 + 6 AC 15 Damage 4 gutter ball...
Drufle (GM)	Wow, that is just not going to happen, is it. A whole 3 off still.
Chrom	we'll keep trying we have a chance
Jack	hows that for xp
Chrom	that's all the matters
Jack	more?
Drufle (GM)	Palpitoad watches the Roggenrola fly by him. Nope.
Jack	ok
Drufle (GM)	Only if your roll is 4 or lower.
Chrom	"Mrrrrow..."
Drufle (GM)	6 is a bit too high.
Jack	"I guess I'm not very accurate either..." Drufle (GM): Palpitoad used Mud Slap! Target Chrom Roll 5 1 4 + 7 AC 14 Damage 3 SHOO
Chrom	nope
Jack	did no-one catch Bowlout
Drufle (GM)	I saw that, yeah. Chrom tumbles away, mud all over his face
Jack	good
Chrom	"Yip!" 1 hp left
Drufle (GM)	Go Chrom! Chrom: Chrom used Double Slap! Target Palpitoad Roll 2 6 6 + 6 AC 15 Damage 1
Jack	there it is Chrom: Chrom used Double Slap! Target Palpitoad Roll 5 5 6 + 6 AC 15 Damage 1
Drufle (GM)	A miss! A hit!
Chrom	no actually, that first one missed no STAB
Jack	ohh yes
Chrom	the second one though that's a hit a good one too
Jack	one more helf Chrom leaps to his feet and charge the poor toad
Drufle (GM)	That's it! It's finally over!
Jack	oh?
Chrom	"Mrrrrrrup!" -Critical Hit!!-
Drufle (GM)	And now Chrom is poisoned.
Jack	is tis gm fiat
Drufle (GM)	He only had 1 hp left, guys.
Jack	ohh ok
Chrom	I can't die to poison
Jack	thought he still had two
Chrom	sorry
Drufle (GM)	Nope! Dustin sighs.
Dustin	"Well that was... an unconventional battle." Chrom is bouncing around the room
Dustin	"Regardless, you have succeeded, so here you go."
Axel	"Sorry we...didn't bring anything better for the job"
Jack	"I'm real sorry about your wall, Mr. Dustin"
Axel	"That could've gone quicker" Dustin walks over to the two and hands them each a Ravine Badge.
Jack	"I just don't know what to do about my Roggenrolla!"
Axel	can I try to make a thing to repair the wall?
Jack	"I think something is wrong with him"
Dustin	"Oh don't worry about the wall, I'll get that.
Axel	I want the EXP for wall repair Dustin sends out a Rhyperior and motions to the wall.
Axel	or the tool for it, rather oh he's got a thing "Woah..."
Jack	rhyperior says no
Axel	I will not argue with the Rhyperior
Dustin	"And here is your cash reward. 10k pokeyen, as promised." Dustin hands Jack a small bag.
Jack	"thank you sir!"
Axel	is it 10k each? or is it split?
Drufle (GM)	Just the 10.
Jack	ok so 5k each
Drufle (GM)	You guys fought together, so I think it's fair that you only get the one cash reward.
Jack	righto
Axel	hang on let me find my wallet
Jack	and 3 xp?
Drufle (GM)	Rhyperior waves at the nearby mounds of earth and they fly into the wall, sealing it and covering over. Yep! 3 exp to both of you.
Jack	time to ding
Drufle (GM)	So that's what, level 5?
Jack	from failure again... actually no now I'm 6!
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez.
Axel	3 XP for the battle, right?
Drufle (GM)	You know, Bluejohn can evolve now. Yep! 3.
Axel	holy shit he is a higher level than I though
Jack	I think swinburne can too
Axel	We can TRADE EVO NOW well not now now
Drufle (GM)	Hey, wait. Shouldn't you have an Avalugg then?
Axel	but in 3 days
Drufle (GM)	Brunt evolves at level 5!
Jack	yeah
Axel	:D
Drufle (GM)	How did you get all the way to level 6 without him? Did you just never use Brunt?
Jack	yes
Drufle (GM)	Well then. Lemme go find that picture.
Jack	also I know I said about no honor in defeat that was more for
Drufle (GM)	Oh right.
Jack	no wait that was more for "dying without doing anyting"
Axel	Brunt did a thing OH YEAH
Drufle (GM)	One Bolder and one Avalugg, coming up.
Jack	whereas everyone who fought here acutally did things
Axel	Phosphers also evolves Phosphera
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez, really?
Jack	and one Sealion
Axel	yes
Drufle (GM)	Alright, a Gabite and a Sealeo as wel.
Axel	she evolves at 4 evo party
Jack	yey suddenly, loads of mons start glowing like a thousand suns!
Axel	"Welp...I can't see" "Tell me when I can open my eyes"
Drufle (GM)	Uhhhh.
Lilly	the light even reaches through Lilly's reduced vision oh am I being too
Drufle (GM)	You'll have to give me a bit, Bulbapedia seems to be having some connection issues.
Lilly	presumptuous oh right
Axel	oh dear right, okay Jack, pick a boon become STRONKER
Lilly	sorry I just assume when I "narrate" I'm doing a bad thing
Drufle (GM)	So Boldore, Avalugg, Gabite, Sealeo?
Lilly	yes
Axel	I want to trade evo the boldores so badly but that has to wait
Lilly	I still didn't kill anything this battle did I? it was all Axel
Axel	wut? did you see how many misses I had?
Lilly	oh wait I got the camerupt that's fine
Drufle (GM)	You sure did.
Axel	Yeah, have Lilly evolve too
Lilly	and the baltoy
Axel	she evolves at 6 too
Drufle (GM)	Lilly evolves at 6, unfortunately.
Axel	Jack IS 6
Lilly	sorry I'm just in her character
Drufle (GM)	You have to complete a battle at level 6, remember?
Jack	that's the bunny
Drufle (GM)	So you don't get to evolve until the battle afterwards.
Axel	wut we have not been doing it like that
Jack	don't rules-lawyer for me, Hora
Drufle (GM)	Yeah we have! Or at least I've been attempting to do so. If we haven't it's been because I forgot what level people evolve at.
Axel	I didn't know I am sorry
Jack	thank you
Axel	so far most of my evos have been when I dinged I guess I never said that I wasn't that level before hand
Jack	water under the bridge
Drufle (GM)	Geez, Jack gets three evos in one.
Axel	its a good day who do I have that still needs to evolve? I think only half my team isn't fully evolved current team If I pulled Mabel out I could evolve her
Jack	still didn't evolve Moraine! she's gonna have a complex
Axel	she is unhappy with you, that's for sure forever a geodude
Jack	I'll swap her out and cool off at the farm back in three days
Axel	the music stopped did you find them, Druf?
Jack	THE GM'S DEAD
Axel	I'll take that as a yes D:
Jack	the day the music died AUGH
Axel	I like how the Evo music is a mareep
Drufle (GM)	Tada!
Axel	that's big
Jack	EEEEEE
Axel	hi big boy
Jack	"EEEEEEE"
Drufle (GM)	Look at how happy the Sealeo is!
Axel	that is the happiest seel seal? Swinburne evolved after his first fight! he was so successful!
Drufle (GM)	Sealeo has Thick Fat, which is... not that great for him, honestly.
Axel	I see a Gabite AND a Gible Jack hugs Swinburne, hugs Bluejohn, and tries to hug Brunt but he's far too cold now
Drufle (GM)	I don't know what you're talking about!
Phosphera	"Roar!"
Drufle (GM)	Totally no Gible there. Phosphera tackles Axel
Drufle (GM)	Gabite has Rough Skin, which is actually pretty good.
Axel	"Wah!!" I need PP to use that I have none so far
Drufle (GM)	You can spend 1 pp to do 1 damage to someone who hits you with a contact move. And Avalugg has Perfect Defense! Brunt looks at his own body. he is finally content with himself
Drufle (GM)	-1 damage to any moves that hit him on the turn he comes in.
Brunt	shwing
Axel	does the book distinguish contact moves?
Drufle (GM)	Oh sorry no, it's actually just Physical moves in the book. But, you know. Earthquake wouldn't make much sense for Rough Skin, ya know?
Axel	probably not
Brunt	yeah
Axel	unless I use PP to just tackle you
Drufle (GM)	Oh huh. Mega Avalugg is Ice/Steel with Arena Trap? Interesting.
Axel	its not like we switch
Drufle (GM)	Yeah I know.
Axel	Ice/Steel though I'm not sure if that's good or bad
Brunt	One Punch
Drufle (GM)	Oh look! Fighting moves!
Brunt	hm?
Axel	wut happened?
Brunt	I haven't taken a boon yet!
Jack	:P
Drufle (GM)	I'm just joking, saying that Fighting moves have a 4x against him.
Jack	oh right yes Wan Panch
Axel	Fighting and Fire its not a fun time
Drufle (GM)	Honestly, Ice/Steel is pretty terrible defensively.
Jack	IT SHOULDN'T BE LOOK AT IT that one giant ice carrier!
Axel	its because Ice is such a terrible defensive typing
Drufle (GM)	Ice's only resistance is Ice, which Steel resists anyway.
Jack	glaciers it's such bullcrap
Drufle (GM)	Yeah it's honestly absurd.
Axel	I'm sad by it too
Jack	ice is much better in the type chart I made for Diggles!
Axel	Ice really needs more resistances
Drufle (GM)	Maybe we'll... do something about that. I don't know.
Axel	like, Water it makes sense for Ice to resist water, right? we've had mutual resistances before
Drufle (GM)	Mega Avalugg could have a special Arena Trap that adds to his resistances?
Axel	we can try that
Jack	hmm I'll think of something
Drufle (GM)	Probably not remove any weaknesses, but at least give some resistances.
Axel	non-4X weaknesses become neutral? or let him resist Water
Drufle (GM)	Water, Grass, perhaps?
Axel	and uh...Flying? Water, Grass, Flying?
Jack	yes water and grass
Drufle (GM)	Ice should really resist Grass anyway.
Jack	I resist flying through steel anyway
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Axel	when Pokefactory is finished, I want that to be a change Ice resists Water and Grass
Drufle (GM)	Anyway! That's all for now.
Axel	maybe not grass
Jack	ok!
Drufle (GM)	4 Gyms down out of 7.
Axel	Grass is resisted by a lot already
Jack	thank you for taking the time on a sunday!
Axel	poor grass
Drufle (GM)	Only two gyms you guys don't know about! SEEEEEEECRETS
Axel	we will find them
Jack	the forbidden gyms
Axel	and we will defeat them somehow
Drufle (GM)	Well I mean, I can tell you where they are.
Jack	where you fight and the pokemon bet on you
Axel	despite our glaring type weaknesses
Drufle (GM)	The types are secrets. Well, lemme see...
Axel	you have told us that we do not have the types for this
Drufle (GM)	Saul will probably not have trouble with one, and do well at the other. You guys have like.
Jack	does Cici?
Drufle (GM)	Nothing really for either of these. Cici would own one gym hard, and have some issues with the other.
Jack	...the _same_ ones as us?
Drufle (GM)	You two have nothing either way for one of the gyms.
Jack	aw
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait, I forgot. You do have a slight type advantage over the other. Moreso Jack than Axel.
Jack	ah well
Axel	which means a duel type we have
Jack	time for boons
Drufle (GM)	Yep! That's all for now, shoo!