Drufle (GM)
Session 15, right.

Axel
Mopp: he has mentioned having to cook, I think

Moppy
ahh

Drufle (GM)
It is currently the afternoon.
About 3 pm or so.

Axel
last session was 14.5

Saul
house doesn't keep itself clean mopp
i gotta hoover a room and do some dishes

Drufle (GM)
We have, what, 4 badges now on Axel?

Moppy
when is the future when it will be, huh?
when will good roombas happen?!

Axel
uhhh, I'm going to say yes

Saul
soon i hope

Drufle (GM)
Normal, Ice, Dark, Ground.

Axel
its only going to get harder

Drufle (GM)
Potentially.

Axel
actually ground might be the hardest for me to deal with regardless
glad this wasn't gym 7

Drufle (GM)
It could've been.
There's no real gym order.

Axel
I have means of fighting fire
fighting...uhhh

Drufle (GM)
Speaking of which, where are we off to next?
New gyms?

Axel
I do want to hang by the desert
evos and whatnot

Cici
did we go beat up the evil goons yet did that happen

Moppy
somewhere nice for Cici to do things in
nop
they arent even evil

Axel
cici needs more mons to dex

Moppy
drufle insists on it

Axel
clearly
more backlog

Drufle (GM)
You could go west and check out the Mythseekers HQ if you want.

Axel
oh they're right here?
cool beans

Drufle (GM)
No, they're west.

Axel
probably can't bring Jack
where are we, 20?

Drufle (GM)
I believe I mentioned that their HQ is in 5.

Axel
wait that's a 10

Drufle (GM)
There isn't even a 20 on this map.

Cici
location 40000

Drufle (GM)
You're in 10, yes.

Cici
deep space

Drufle (GM)
Citrina Village.

Axel
that is a long walk
and a long fly
long everything

Drufle (GM)
I would say you could go east, but none of you guys have Surf.

Axel
where's an abra when you need one

Drufle (GM)
If you want to head to the eastern gyms you're gonna have to fly.
Or take the incredibly long road back through the mountains.

Axel
fly might be better
but that depends what we want to do
I'm pretty sure it hasn't been 3 days since Nickel evolved

Drufle (GM)
My personal recommendation would be a nice flight to the east.
It has not, no.

Axel
darn
I'll have to fly back here later then

Drufle (GM)
Indeed.

Axel
what say the others?

Cici
shrug emoticon

Drufle (GM)
So we could go south into the Pearlescent Wastes and catch lots of wacky things.

Axel
I have been eating up enough screenspace

Cici
oooh
the what now

Axel
the wastes of pearls

Drufle (GM)
That'd be C, just south of you.

Moppy
why does google sheets hate loading now
yes lets go there

Cici
yea
i still havent used mega leafeon
so thats gotta happen !!

Axel
I'm up for that

Drufle (GM)
Righto!
South it is.
Just a second, please.

Moppy
aw man I actually have 0 xp

Axel
what are the odds?

Moppy
won't be getting water focus any time soon

Axel
that's what, 5 battles?
at most?
unless we steamroll everything

Moppy
if I use Bluejohn its three
:P

Axel
and you ARE in the lead

Cici
a desert huh

Axel
welcome to cactuses

Cici
maybe i should bring cacnea

Drufle (GM)
Impersonate already, Jack!

Axel
Ya'll don't know Jack
:P

Drufle (GM)
I actually did prepare an encounter last week.
So I've got one all ready and what not.

Axel
cool

Nickel
Oh right, Cic hasn't seen Nickel the Magneton, has she?

Drufle (GM)
So the party heads south back into the desert, aiming for the famous Pearlescent Wastes.
I hope you guys have, like, water or something.

Nickel
-I'm always prepared-
-Its my job-

Cici
powerful

Drufle (GM)
Oh also Cici, look at this!

Cici
did he

Jack
he did

Cici
did he kill the other two magnemites
are they dead
thats fucked up

Drufle (GM)
I think so, yeah.
He's a bad dude.

Nickel
-If you want to find out, you'll have to ask-

Cici
there are things i dont want answers to
also
mega glaceon !

Nickel
-But no, I didn't kill these-

Cici
whats it like :O

Drufle (GM)
Ice/Rock with Inversion.

Nickel
its a glaceon with a jacket

Jack
not _that_ great

Cici
glaceon... with a COAT

Drufle (GM)
Aka kind of ridiculous.

Jack
gotta draw the whole thing

Nickel
fluffy jacket!

Cici
inversion ?

Jack
also soz I dont have a mega leafy for u
:(

Drufle (GM)
Remember inverted battles?

Nickel
inverts type matchups

Cici
thats what i thought
dang

Nickel
defensively I think

Drufle (GM)
It's just as silly as you think it is.

Cici
gets rid of that quad fighting weakness huh hehe

Nickel
resists the hell out of fighting

Drufle (GM)
And Steel!

Cici
weakness to normal type though... ouch

Jack
somehow

Drufle (GM)
Yeah...

Nickel
weak to everydayman
officework is killer for glace

Cici
its a cool idea tho

Drufle (GM)
But what's this! Off in the distance!

Cici
using the fact taht ice resists nothing as a strength instead of a weakness

Nickel is writing notes, using his now-three digited hands
:O!!

Nickel
"Vrrzzzt?"

Drufle (GM)
A pile of buddies hanging around a cactus.

Jack
"oh my, lots of desert creatures"

Axel
well, I know what I want out of this group

Jack
"and a vulpix, for some reason!"

Axel
"Maybe a...sand vulpix"

Cici
foxes live in the desert sometimes
although i would expect a fennekin :u

Drufle (GM)
A Drilbur is digging around to get into the cooler ground, while an Ekans and Skorupi are munching on the cactus.

Cici
ehehee

Axel
"They're related to fenekin, right?"

Jack
I was JUST ABOUT to do that Axel
:T

Drufle (GM)
I just roll the dice, man.

Cici
ahaha
thats two for me then eh
:>.

Jack
hyes
one for saul

Drufle (GM)
Accidentally, but yes.

Jack
and I dunnno who wants the drilbur

Axel
I do
steel type potential

Jack
excellent

Axel
its only Logicall

Drufle (GM)
You guys have so many Pokemon that I'm not even bothering trying to pick out Pokemon you'll like or use.

Cici
"I'll handle the Drilbur! Go, Harley!"

Drufle (GM)
I'm leaving it entirely up to chance at this point.

Cici tosses out her Cacnea

Drufle (GM)
Harley, huh.

Axel
"Right then...uhh...Rochelle!"

Cici
i didnt like that character but it was a good name for a cacturne

Rochelle topples out of her ball on her own

Drufle (GM)
What!
Rude!

Cici
:u

Drufle (GM)
I am frowning furiously right now.
Jack, you want to send anyone out?

Jack
yeah

Drufle (GM)
Aw, Cacnea doesn't evolve until level 5.
So close.

Jack
I cant evolve yet can I

Rochelle
so close, yet so far away

Jack
it's still the same day

Drufle (GM)
Evolve who?

Jack
moraine

Drufle (GM)
She didn't evolve into a Graveler yet, did she?

Jack
ohh

Rochelle
Rochelle has been waiting to evolve for a while

Jack
so when you say "you can't evolve again"

Rochelle
but she's patient

Cici
its one per pokemon per day not just one per trainer

Jack
rught

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, you can have lots of Pokemon evolve at once.
Just not the same one multiple times.

Jack
ahah!
all right then

Rochelle
cannot skip stages

Jack
"Go Moraine!"

Rochelle
these ain't zubats

Cici
is saul uh
is he fighting nickel

Drufle (GM)
Yes.

Jack
lets say yes

Rochelle
I would hope not

Cici
with his fists
powerful

Jack
he's an ace trainer, underestimate not

Nickel
the fact that I can actually punch things doesn't help the situation

Drufle (GM)
Oh boy, a whopping 5 speed.
rolling 2d6 ( 1 + 3 ) = 4

Cici
ive got 5 speed

Axel
BUT OF COURSE
rolling 2d6 ( 3 + 4 ) = 7

Drufle (GM)
The only speed anyone ever seems to have.

Axel
perfectly middling

Drufle (GM)
rolling 2d6( 1 + 6 ) = 7

Cici
hehe

Drufle (GM)
rolling 2d6( 2 + 2 ) = 4
Butts!
This is not what I wanted!

Axel
too many ties!

Drufle (GM)
rolling 2d6( 2 + 4 ) = 6
Fight me, Axel.

Axel
rolling 2d6( 2 + 4 ) = 6
sure

Drufle (GM)
Oh come on.

Axel
why the hell not

Drufle (GM)
rolling 2d6( 4 + 1 ) = 5

Axel
rolling 2d6( 4 + 3 ) = 7

Jack
flip a damn coin

Axel
finally

Drufle (GM)
There we go.
Jack, do you still have 4 speed?

Jack
no I have 5 too

Drufle (GM)
Roll, then.
Cici is slow so she at least goes last.

Axel
unless you roll a one

Jack
rolling 2d6( 3 + 6 ) = 9

Axel
then you go last no matter what

Drufle (GM)
Wow.

Jack
ee!

Cici
i have 5 speed

Axel
Jack is going fast

Cici
not 4

Drufle (GM)
Oh come on, really?

Axel
oh my gooood

Cici
i raised it on my last level
yea lmao

Drufle (GM)
Roll, then.

Cici
rolling 2d6( 2 + 6 ) = 8

Axel
roll them dice

Drufle (GM)
(note to self: give wild pokemon more speed)
Ok, so.

Jack
bweheheheheh

Drufle (GM)
Moraine, Harley, Rochelle, Skorupi, Vulpix, Drilbur.
Go ahead Jack!

Axel
sounds like a plan

Moraine is raring to go

Axel
punch those fools

Drufle (GM)
Please don't immediately die.
You have all kinds of type advantages here.

Jack
I shall try

Axel
the Skrop is still poison bug right?
skorp

Jack
"ok Moraine, first problem first! Avalanche on the Drilbur!"

Cici
skrop
hammertime

Axel
rip drillbir

Jack
...did we decide avalanche was special or physical

Drufle (GM)
Man, always with that damn avalanche.

Cici
o

Axel
physical

Cici
i was gonna take the drilbur

Drufle (GM)
Physical.

Jack
ok

Cici
because i cant really do much to the other guys
eheh

Jack
you can take it when I miss
:v

Axel
ice blocks keep falling on my head~

Cici
:U

Drufle (GM)
:VUVUVUV
Jack:
Moraine used Avalanche!
Target Drilbur
Roll 6 2 3 + 6
AC 13
Damage 4

Cici
vuv

Axel
he ain't missin

Cici
uvu

Drufle (GM)
So, about that miss.

Axel
wow these guys have terrible defense

Drufle (GM)
You kinda didn't.

Jack
good!

Axel
look at that tiny AC

Drufle (GM)
Again, they're wild Pokemon!

Axel
its so cute

Moraine generates snow out of nowhere and kills a mole

Drufle (GM)
You should never expect them to be very good because I never give them points.

Axel
"Where DOES the ice come from?"

Drufle (GM)
Cici! You're up.

Cici
ok umm

Jack
"she's just that COOL, Ax!"

Axel
all is poison

Cici
"Harley! Leech Seed on that Ekans!"

Axel
good luck
"..."
"I can't even be mad...that was good"
Cici:
Harley used Leech Seed!
Target Ekans
Roll 6 2 4 + 5
AC 13
Damage 0

Jack
goot hit

Cici
blamo
so that heals me for 1 hp every round
and also will let me use nve moves for normal damage

Drufle (GM)
Oh right, leech seed.

Axel
:D

Drufle (GM)
I forgot about how good that one is.

Axel
very nice

Drufle (GM)
Axel!

Cici
very useful for this fight against 3 pokemon who resist every type attack i have lmao

Jack
you saw them eat that cactus

Cici
i could use poison moves on the vulpix but ! harley cant use poison moves until evolution

Axel
"Okay Rochelle, drop some rocks onto that Skorupi!"

Jack
Harley is in grave danger

Cici
theyre fuckin pissed

Axel
just checking, skorp is bug, right?

Jack
yes!

Cici
yea

Drufle (GM)
Bug/Poison.

Jack
not neutral to rocks
neutral to ground, annoyingly
Axel:
Rochelle used Rock Tomb!
Target Skorupi
Roll 6 3 6 + 6
AC 13
Damage 4
rip bug

Jack
OOF

Drufle (GM)
Yikes.

Cici
ow

Drufle (GM)
Guys this is so unnecessary.

Cici
skorupi goes into the fucking stratosphere

Rochelle stomps around and drops ROCKS FROM THE SKY

Drufle (GM)
These poor little Pokemon!

Jack
we a strong now!

Drufle (GM)
Well, Skorupi would've gone but he's on another planet now.

Rochelle
its cathartic

Drufle (GM)
Vulpix!

Rochelle
we needed this after that gym

Moraine moves to high-five Rochelle but realises her mistake
Drufle (GM):
Vulpix used Fire Fang!
Target Harley
Roll 6 2 4 + 5
AC 15
Damage 3

Cici
ow
rude

Drufle (GM)
Holy shit I actually hit.

Rochelle tries to lift her foot and high-five

Rochelle then rolls over

Cici
welp
harleys fucking dead

Jack
so cute

Rochelle
she tries

Drufle (GM)
That was entirely unexpected.
I even used her bad attack stat!

Cici
if i swap in another pokemon do they get the leech seed benefits

Jack
"Aw, sorry Cici! I shoulda gone for the vulpix"

Rochelle
damn, that was one hell of a fire fang

Cici
"Ouch!"

Drufle (GM)
Uhhhhh, I think we decided yes?

Cici
"Come back, Harley!"

Rochelle
I mean, there was still a poison and a bug/poison on the field
like...what didn't have supereffective on her?

Drufle (GM)
Yes for if you get knocked out, no if they do.

Cici tosses out Clara

Drufle (GM)
Oh no, the BUG

Jack tosses Cici a revive

Cici
ive got like 8 lmao
so many items

Jack
I have 14!

Rochelle
we are not wanting for items

Cici
lordey

Jack
...is it me
now

Cici
ekans i think
Drufle (GM):
Ekans used Sludge Bomb!
Target Rochelle
Roll 4 1 1 + 5
AC 14
Damage 2

Rochelle
ekans hasn't done anything yet
you poor soul

Jack
it stil hasn't
Drufle (GM):
Ekans used Sludge Bomb!
Target Moraine
Roll 3 4 1 + 5
AC 14
Damage 2
Ekans used Sludge Bomb!
Target Clara
Roll 6 1 6 + 5
AC 15
Damage 3

Jack
ahahahah
which one is real
Drufle (GM):
Ekans used Sludge Bomb!
Target Vulpix
Roll 1 6 6 + 5
AC 15
Damage 2

Jack
or is this how sludg-ok yeah

Rochelle
rip vuplix

Cici
lord lmao
ekans fucking went apeshit

Jack
just vommed all that cactus it ate over us

Rochelle
also bye clara...

Drufle (GM)
Figures the only ones I'd hit would be Cici and my own dude.

Cici
claras my starter

Jack
clara has HP man

Cici
shes also got spdef focus
shes fine

Rochelle just sort of lays there. She's a rock, what's poison going to do?

Drufle (GM)
So, Moraine!

Clara
D:<

Rochelle
oh god it made clara mad!

Cici
oh shit shes just angrier now
oh god

Drufle (GM)
oh please no

Cici
oh my god shes eating its face

Drufle (GM)
not again

Cici
vulpix is dead btw right

Drufle (GM)
No.

Rochelle
only 2 dmg

Moraine extends two fingers

Drufle (GM)
It only did 2 damage, plus she's the leader.
So 4 hp.

Rochelle
ah, a perfect target then
but that ekans though

Jack
"aim for that fox... and Stone Edge!"

Cici
ahh ok

Rochelle
bringing out the big guns, eh?

Cici
i think clara's gonna finish off that ekans >.>
she uh
im a little worried for its safety

Drufle (GM)
Come at me scrub!

Rochelle
well, its your catch
your problem
Jack:
Moraine used Stone Edge!
Target Vulpix
Roll 4 5 4 + 6
AC 13
Damage 4

Drufle (GM)
Oh, well.
Sharp rocks to the face, never a good sign.

Rochelle
I think that's good?

Jack
oh! it hits
even woth the -1

Rochelle
poor vulpix

Rochelle continues to lay there.

Drufle (GM)
Well, uh, Clara?

Moraine STABS the vulpix between the eyes

Drufle (GM)
(these poor wild pokemon im so sorry guys)

Moraine
so shameful

Cici
"Oh, oh jeez..."

Rochelle
poor little guys
Cici:
Clara used Bug Bite!
Target Ekans
Roll 1 2 6 + 5
AC 13
Damage 2

Drufle (GM) pets the skorupi, currently on neptune

Cici
oh that poor thing

Drufle (GM)
All these hits!

Cici
shes bitten its tail

Jack
"I think I'm getting a bit too violent..>"

Axel
the fact that it hits is hilarious

Cici
"Clara, please calm down..."

Axel
"Moraine...uh..."
"Wow..."

Cici
someone please finish it off

Drufle (GM)
Rochelle!

Cici
put it out of its misery

Drufle (GM)
One more, with vigor.
Rochelle:
Rochelle used Rock Tomb!
Target Ekans
Roll 2 4 4 + 6
AC 13
Damage 2

Moraine rolls her shoulder menacingly

Drufle (GM)
Or not.
That's cool too.
Oh, wait.

Rochelle wiggles a little, and a single rock falls down onto his head

Drufle (GM)
My maths are bad.
Or rather my Pokemons.
I didn't think Rochelle was a Rock type there for a second.

Moraine
:v

Rochelle
Its not like my name is DERIVED from the word rock

Moraine fistbumps everyone in victory

Clara shrieks triumphantly from atop the collapsed Ekans

Rochelle gets up and attempts a fistbump

Cici
"O-oh my! Clara!"

Rochelle
the feet, they are too small!

Clara starts fucking glowing and shit it is absolutely wild and my GOD is she screaming

Jack
"she's a little tyro, isn't she?"

Drufle (GM)
Oh right, evolutions.
Quick! To bulbapedia!

Rochelle inches over the Clara and gets down low to watch

Jack
the clara

Rochelle
to clara
sorrz

Cici
the clara

Rochelle
The one and only

Cici
so a second stage adds what +1 max hp?
is that what we decided

Rochelle
I think so, yes

Moraine folds her arms in satisfaction

Cici
and does that still apply to the starter or just the sidekick pokemon

Rochelle
ummm

Jack
it applies to al

Rochelle
all I know is that I applied it to Nickel

Drufle (GM)
All Pokemon.

Cici
6 max hp then
nice

Rochelle
sweet
tank 2 tank harder
right, 2 EXP yes?

Cici
cici is now making this face at all times
D:<

Jack
the EVO theme!!!

Cici
her lil bug teeth bared

Rochelle
adorbs

Cici
er
clara is

Drufle (GM)
Tadaaaaaa.

Cici
cici is horrified by all this
god

Drufle (GM)
And 2 exp, yes.

Cici
look at the apathy in those eyes
the dread

Drufle (GM)
I'll give Cici 4 to try and move up a bit.

Cici
clara is a nihilist now

Jack
the soullessness

Rochelle
its a phase
she'll grow out of it

Drufle (GM)
Well, she was always pretty snarky.

Axel
"Oh wow, congrats, Clara"

Drufle (GM)
Oh, I need to evolve Moraine too.

Cici
"Clara? A...are you okay?"

Nickel
"Bzzztrrrrt"

Clara
>:I

Nickel pokes Clara

Jack
"excellent... sort of?"

Nickel
-testing-

Cici
"Wonderful... she's now perpetually grouchy."

Cici sighs

Cici
"Get back in the Pokeball before you kill that poor Ekans."

Axel is blinded by Moraine's evolution

Moraine FLASHES into being!

Axel
"Gah! Too close!"

Jack
"that's what I was waiting for!"

Drufle (GM)
I like how everyone is gushing over the new Pokemon, while meanwhile there's just a pile of unconscious bodies over by that cactus.

Cici
"Oh, how lovely!"

Cici gently pats Moraine's lovely rocky head

Moraine misses floating, but enjoys being more rugged

Drufle (GM)
Don't worry, those guys are totally fine.

Nickel retrieves Axel's item pouch and moves over to the wild mons

Moraine
"Graaa!"

Cici
"Stone composition appears much more solid than your standard Graveler... fascinating!"

Jack
"Aw, I didn't think she liked petting"

Nickel
right, what is Drill's catchrate?

Jack
"guess I was wrong!"

Cici
"O-oh!"
"Oh no... these poor Pokemon."

Jack
"we kinda went to town on them, didn't we?"

Nickel spins a pokeball on his finger like a goddamn basketball

Cici
"We can't just leave them here..."

Drufle (GM)
30 for Vulpix, 33 for Skorupi, 29 for Ekans, 33 for Drilbur.

Nickel
33 for drillbur
hmmm
I ned greatboll
I don't think a pokeball is garenteed

Drufle (GM)
Nope.

Nickel
20+2+7 min

Cici tosses Pokeballs at the Skorupi and Ekans

Cici
for ekans
rolling 2d6 + 28 ( 4 + 3 )+28 = 35
for skorupi

Nickel
I am tempted to just use a pokeball

Cici
rolling 2d6 + 28( 1 + 4 )+28 = 33

Drufle (GM)
Oof, wow.

Cici
close ' 3'

Drufle (GM)
... wait, what?
Do you actually have 8 aptitude?

Cici
yes

Nickel
rolling 2d6 + 27( 6 + 5 )+27 = 38
hoo boy

Drufle (GM)
Holy shit.

Nickel
gimme dat drill

Jack
CRITICAL CAPTURE

Nickel tosses the ball onto Drillbur

Cici
my 3 skill points have gone into 1 speed and 2 aptitude

Drufle (GM)
Someone catch that Vulpix for Saul.

Jack tosses an ultra at the vulpix

Cici
he can catch it himself hes RIGHT THERE

Jack
' 3'

Cici
hes been punching a cactus this whole time or something
who knows what that guys deal is ???

Jack
you don't for sure, you've never talked to him :P

Nickel
right, I need that drillbur

Drufle (GM)
A good point.

Nickel
what highstats do they get?

Cici
hehe
i talked to him ONCE
for like 5 minutes

Drufle (GM)
ATK and SPE
Cici and Saul have just been kinda
Lazily glancing at each other every few minutes.

Nickel
I don't think I need more ATK mons

Drufle (GM)
"Who even IS that person"

Cici
:B

Drufle (GM)
Let's see...
Saul can use a Pokeball and have a near-perfect chance of success.
He'd only fail on snake eyes.

Jack
no Druf
I literally just did that for him

Drufle (GM)
Oh, you did?

Nickel
tossed an ultra, I think

Jack
I took the ultra ball out of my inventory and everything
5 left now

Drufle (GM)
Oh!
I didn't see that line.
Right, you sure did.

Jack
went by too quick

Drufle (GM)
Well while I change permissions, who wants to make the customary Attention check?

Axel
"Oh uh...it seems like Nickel got the Drillbur"

Jack
anyone else want to try
or am I the go-tp guy

Axel
mine (Nickel's) is 5

Cici
my attention is pretty bad
4 :u

Jack
ok then its me
with 6

Axel
my Apt is 7
I'm thinking Cici's is 8
Jack:
Attention
Check: 14

Axel
that's about all the stat's we've used

Jack
ding ding ding

Drufle (GM)
Righto.
One sec.

Jack
I would like a Desert Exeggutor

Drufle (GM)
Ah.

Jack
that was just a pokey made of exegg heads

Drufle (GM)
Well, I guess you might get that, considering we're apparently going to a sanctuary.

Jack
well I didn't mean in THIS game

Cici
nice...!!

Drufle (GM)
Too bad!

Jack
I have no use for them!

Axel
well alright then

Cici
ill take an exeggutor

Drufle (GM)
You rolled a 14, you get a medium sanctuary!

Jack
yay

Axel
they come in sizes?

Cici
what would a large one enail

Axel
woah

Cici
entail

Jack
"look! there's a tunnel inside this cactus"

Axel
look at this place

Cici
heheehe

Drufle (GM)
The size just says how many kinds there are.

Jack
now THIS is a pearlescent waste

Axel
"A what where?"

Drufle (GM)
A medium sanctuary gives 4 species.

Cici
i figured we'd find an oasis or somethin

Axel
oh, I can search for apricorns as well then
"Wow...its all...white"
Jack:
Aptitude
Check: 10

Axel
D:

Drufle (GM)
Wow, nice.

Jack
"yeah I... don't know why its white."

Axel
well, we're finally failing a dowsing machine check
only took us 15 sessions

Drufle (GM)
So, any specific requests? As a sanctuary, I'm allowed to give you guys whatever you want, provided it fits the climate.

Jack
that wasn't it btw

Axel
uhh

Cici
hm
for desert pokemon? uhhh

Jack
I was just rolling to see if I knew why the sand was white

Axel
I'm still filling in Drillbur's entry

Jack
hm!
let me have a gander

Drufle (GM)
I am... potentially willing to give out evolved species.

Axel
so uh...ummm

Cici
nothing on my wishlist would be here
so ill say
surprise me !

Drufle (GM)
Righto.

Axel
I'll go with Cici on that, surprises

Cici
so what are we going with, we found an oasis?
the sand gets especially white and fine and soft as we approach a calm little lake in the middle of the desert....... its Nice

Drufle (GM)
You've wandered further into the Wastes, eventually coming upon a a small lake, blindingly bright with the clearest blue water.

Cici
theres Plant's

Jack
give me a... lunatone

Cici
like this
lovely dead tree
poking me in the face

Drufle (GM)
Ah, a Lunatone. Righto!

Axel
"This place is so strange"

Cici
and then a meteor hits the fucking lake

Drufle (GM)
So a random for Cici and Axel, and one Lunatone for ol' Jack.

Cici
sburb all over again

Jack
"almost unearthly.."

Nickel is flipping through notes, trying to get Drillbur registered

Cici
oh
OH
ok
so th e lake is
a meteor crater
the impact like

Cici
opened up a spring
and it slowly filled up !
thats the Lore now
its Canon

Drufle (GM)
Hey, Cici, roll a d6 for me.

Nickel
:o

Cici
rolling 1d6( 3 ) = 3

Jack
d6 for lore

Drufle (GM)
Righto.

Cici
lunatones got out of the meteor like drunk drrivers staggering away from a car crash

Drufle (GM)
I hope you like some tanks.

Cici
they were like uuurgghh what happened
oh great now the military is involved

Jack
WORLD OF TANKS

Cici
in any movie with aliens the military are Bad News

Jack
this is area 55

Cici
hehehe

Drufle (GM)
You're fine with Ground types, right Axel?

Nickel
yeah, sure
you want me to roll a thing?

Drufle (GM)
No, I already did.

Nickel
okay

Saul
Saul's soul is back (and it's Sol)

Drufle (GM)
Oh, hello there.

Jack
hallo!

Nickel
welcome back

Drufle (GM)
So hey guys, I'm gonna do a thing here.
I picked out some Pokemon, and if they would have evolved had you had them earlier, I'm just gonna toss them to you partially or fully evolved.

Nickel
welp, Drilbur knows Magnitude
and thats all

Drufle (GM)
Also Saul, do you have any Pokemon you'd like?

Jack
thank you for the generosity!

Cici
:o

Drufle (GM)
We're at a sanctuary, if you can think of a desert-like Pokemon, you can have pretty much anything you want.

Cici
sol you have a vulpix now

Drufle (GM)
Oh yes, and that.

Saul
hurray!
and uh

Drufle (GM)
If you don't have anything in mind, I can just randomize one.

Saul
I dunno, i can't think of anything
slugma isn't an option is it

Drufle (GM)
It is a fire type, so I can give you that.

Nickel
its a sanctuary
anything is an option

Drufle (GM)
Well, not [anything].

Jack
not moltres

Drufle (GM)
But a lot of things.

Saul
it won't be necesarily paritcularly useful but
i always liked slugmas :P

Drufle (GM)
Righto.
Man, I forgot that Saul was still only level 3.

Nickel
gotta feed him more EXP

Saul
din' i level up?

Jack
ppo

Saul
hence all the evos?
well
lucario
that is

Jack
pour it in his mouth
no
luc was happiness

Saul
oh

Jack
it just happens

Saul
well that's good too i guess
have me fight some stuff

Nickel
sanctuaries don't have fighting

Saul
i don'tm ind waiting for the opportunity

Nickel
they have FRIENDSHIP

Jack
i am sure we will have another battle
just not here

Nickel floats over to Cici and taps one of his inert magnemite sections

Saul
Most importantly do you want to fill me in

Nickel
"Zzzrtvvt?"

Saul
what's been happening? i got here as quick as I could

Jack
we are in the Pearlescent Wastes

Nickel
we mauled some wild pokemon
they didn't stand a chance

Jack
we went on a little road trip

Cici
im still here
hi

Jack
ekans skorupi drilbur and vulpix

Nickel
Copper still has your hat

Jack
hallo~~

Cici
i was waiting for the pokemon to show up

Nickel
she hasn't given it back yet

Cici
eheh

Jack
Moraine and Clara evolve
my geodude and Cici's Sewaddle

Nickel
Clara is now a permagrouch

Saul
I have ample replacements

Nickel
good, you'll need them

Jack
lose a hat on every route

Saul
don't worry I have an arrangement with what I guess is equivalent to arceus
i have infinite hats

Nickel
well alright then

Saul
man i suddenly have a cold

Nickel picks up some of the sand and attempts to analyze it

Saul
that ever happen to you

Drufle (GM)
Actually, you know what.
Cici, roll a 2d6 for me.

Nickel
no, I don't have a nose

Cici
:O

Nickel
I can't get colds

Cici
rolling 2d6( 3 + 4 ) = 7

Nickel
perfect 7

Drufle (GM)
Alright then.
Tadaaaaa.

(From Drilbur)
umm, I can't see the NPC tab

Saul
oh my god

(From Drilbur)
scratch that, I can

(To Horanoven A.)
To be fair, you shouldn't be able to see those.

(From Drilbur)
ignore my silly typo

(To Horanoven A.)
Or there's no reason for you to do so anyway :P

Cici
"A Nidorino! Oh, what a beautiful coat!"
ive decided this nidorino has spots

Drufle (GM)
So I was about [this] close to giving you Nidoking instead, since we do have a Pokemon that is literally a moon right here.

Cici
like a god damn giraffe

Jack
ahaha

Drufle (GM)
But luck was not on your side.

Cici
aww
hehe

Jack
radioactive moon

Drufle (GM)
If you had gotten a 10 or higher on that roll, I would've handed you the Nidoking instead.

Saul
"Wow, that's a Lunatone doing in such a sunny place?" grins

Jack
"look over there!"

Cici
rip

Axel
"Well uh...this is an interesting group"

Drufle (GM)
I mean, you can just stop by a store and grab one for, what, 5k pokeyen?
That's like chump change these days.

Cici
"...Actually, that's a good question, Saul."
yea stones are easy
hehe

Axel
says you, I was stuck in a mountain with an Eevee
no stones to be bought

Cici
:'(

Saul
luna tone can be bought? wot

Axel
poor little Chrom

Jack
water under the bridge
Moon Stones, Sol

Cici
moon stones

Drufle (GM)
So, who wants to give all of their Pokeballs to Cici so she can do the catching?

Axel
I mean

Drufle (GM)
Remember how that's a thing she can do?

Axel
I want that sandslash

Jack
whats luna's rate

Axel
but yes,
let her catch all the things

Drufle (GM)
Oh, right, let me get those rates for you.

Cici slowly approaches the Nidorino as it drinks from the lake, offering it a snack, which it accepts warily

Saul
i'm confused why we're talking about moon stones

Nickel
Nidorino evolves via moonstone
into Nidoking

Saul
did i miss something about nidorino
alright that makes sense
usual sol

Cici
hehe
its ok

Nickel
eh, that's what we're here for

Jack starts being orbited by the lunatone

Cici
drufle was saying that with the lunatone around maybe there was a moon stone as well which the nidorino had used

Jack
"ugh, dizzy..."

Nickel
endless supply of pokemon knowledge

Drufle (GM)
Lunatone is 44, Sandslash is 45, Nidorino is 37, Slugma is 25.

Cici
its probably for the best tbh nidoking's catch rate is probably hell

Jack
wow, not even with an ultra

Nickel
sandslash, wow
why so high?
fine, I have an ultra

Drufle (GM)
Nidoking's catch rate is a whopping 50.

Nickel
or will a great do?

Cici
"I would love to take you with me, if you'd like."

Saul
what's Cici's Apt?

Cici offers the Nidorino a Great Ball

Cici
its 8

Nickel
8 I think

Cici
and i get advantage on all capture checks in a sanctuary

Nickel
but I think she gets...yeah
which is nice

Saul
that has to do with your rainer type?
trainer*

Cici
the nidorino just popped in that ball and i didnt even have to roll
yeah its a researcher perk

Saul
cool
uh

Drufle (GM)
She gets lots of weird abilities.

Saul
you don't even need to help me catch slugma though

Nickel floats over and hands Cici an ultraball

Drufle (GM)
Advantage on sanctuary captures, half price on Pokeballs, dang.

Saul
i can just normal ball it

Drufle (GM)
But yes, that's a Nidorino for Cici!

Nickel
"Zzzt"

Cici looks at Nickel

Nickel
"Vrrrzzzrrt"

Cici
"For the Sandslash?"

Nickel
"Zzztzzt"

Nickel nods

Jack casually kicks and ultra ball over to Cici as well

Drufle (GM)
She can auto-catch Slugma with a Pokeball, and she can grab Lunatone and Sandslash with ultra balls.
Who even needs that advantage.

Nickel
no chances taken

Cici
i could probably get them with great balls tbh

Nickel
45 is a scary number

Cici
but yeah if we have the ultra ball no need to risk it

Saul rolls a pokeboll from one hand, to the arm to the shoulder, over to the other shoulder and the other arm and bounces it to Cici with his elbow

Saul
he's showing you guys a whole new world..

Cici talks the other 3 Pokemon into getting in the dang ol balls so we can be on our way

Cici
i dont even need to roll all of those are guaranteed

Drufle (GM)
They sure are!

Nickel
anyways, While Cici does her thing, can Axel Apricorn hunt?

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, go ahead.

Nickel
what is that, an Apt roll?

Drufle (GM)
Nope.
Two 2d6s.

Nickel
oh

Axel
rolling 2d6+2d6( 2 + 1 )+( 5 + 4 ) = 12

Saul
i have like nothing useful to do ever, i'm not researching, or collecting, i'm a really boring kid it seems

Cici
:(

Jack
you are Battle Lad

Drufle (GM)
You get 2 pp at the beginning of the game.
That's kind of overpowered in battle, to be honest.

Axel
which is very good

Jack
ust a bit unfortunate that you came in AFTER the battle

Cici
pp is good for a lot of other shit too tbh
like

Axel
Iron Head can eat a PP to flinch a thing, for example

Cici
i have an attack that just summons a sanctuary pokemon at any time in exchange for 1 pp

Saul
you're gonna have to explain to me what to do with those at some point

Drufle (GM)
Axel, you find a Green apricorn!

Axel
Avalanch eats a PP to freeze a mon

Jack
an attack?

Axel
green apricorn, yay

Cici
sweet scent

Saul
field move?

Jack
what!!

Drufle (GM)
Wow, what.
Why do you never use that?

Cici
grass focus my dude
because i only got it at the end of last session
:B

Drufle (GM)
Oh, that's why.
Wait...

Saul
hahaha

Cici
also uh
given the fact that.

Drufle (GM)
You just got grass focus last session? Dang.

Axel
4 red, 2 blue, and 1 green
what can I do with that?

Cici
i recharge a pp every time i catch a pokemon i dont have already
i could literally just
do that.
for hours.
until i run out of pokemon to find in the area.
or pokeballs.

Jack
aint no rule!

Saul
wow we should totally make a session out of that
for kicks

Cici
that would be fucking ridiculous

Drufle (GM)
You could make a bunch of great balls, Axel.

Jack
that would constitute GM Abuse

Axel
kick back, and let Cici perfume literally everything
where is the list for balls?

Cici
"Any Grass or Fairy type"

Saul
the balls list

Drufle (GM)
To be honest, I would be ok with just spending like 2 hours catching free Pokemon.

Saul
i am trying really hard not to make immature jokes out of this

Cici
"Spend 1 PP to summon a rare Pokemon which could be found in a Sanctuary in that biome."

Drufle (GM)
Axel; It's way down on page 55.

Jack
is it less work than Plot

Drufle (GM)
(maybe)

Cici
axel make some great balls
just
the greatest
balls

Saul
the best set of balls

Drufle (GM)
You could save up for Master balls, I suppose.

Axel
huh, Lure balls are a thing

Drufle (GM)
Those are really damn expensive, though.

Saul
do save up for masters

Cici
how often do we see water

Drufle (GM)
2 of every apricorn color.

Jack
"I want the very best balll, like no-one ever had"

Saul
i have a a few of the others saved up

Cici
you can MAKE master balls
wow

Saul
and we can buy them

Jack
whoops shouldn't have said that

Drufle (GM)
Jack went to the beach recently.

Jack
I did

Axel
I am not sure I could even make a masterball

Jack
too much sun

Axel
that's a high DC
15 to succeed

Cici
who even has the fishing rod
did we get one i forget

Drufle (GM)
Nope.

Jack
nope

Drufle (GM)
You guys have an itemfinder and an apricorn kit.
Will also has the camping set.

Cici
i gotta get a berry kit...

Saul
yes in fact what verbs does this game have other than fight and catch, i wanna do some of those at the nearest opportunity

Cici
theres key items

Drufle (GM)
There's "talk", as well.
That happens sometimes.

Cici
like the itemfinder and stuff

Jack
right lets get out of here and give saul a thing to do

Cici
you can only have one
so you could get the berry kit or fishing rod

Saul
i don't have one of those do i

Cici
or theres a few others we dont have yet i dont think

Drufle (GM)
We'd have to go to a larger city first.

Cici
no axel and jack are the only ones with key items as far as i know
and will
theres also uhh

Axel
I'll save my apricorns for now

Cici
bicycle
what else...
i forget lmao

Drufle (GM)
A bike, a rod, and a berry kit.
Those are the only others.

Saul
i agree with this decision axel

Axel
huh

Cici
we gotta get saul a key stone too

Axel
we gots the muns for that

Drufle (GM)
Should we... go back to Tormalia?

Saul
a kinda sorta free master ball is worth the risk

Cici
nah we gotta find a new city

Axel
maybe we can visit our labranch and do more stuff there

Cici
been there too many times

Axel
we have all that wilderness

Drufle (GM)
:P

Saul
i haven't, but nevermin that

Drufle (GM)
True!

Saul
i'm happy to visit New City TM

Axel
I can have Wolfram fly Saul to get his keystone

Drufle (GM)
Unfortunately, I somehow put literally all of the cities on the opposite side of the continent from you guys.

Cici
dammit drufle

Drufle (GM)
Aside from Tormalia.

Saul
nah we shoul walk
battle ops, plot ops

Axel
walk allllll the way?

Saul
give drufe a chnce to run his rng engine a bit

Drufle (GM)
You'll have to fly to them unless you want to go through Tormalia.

Axel
hmmm

Saul
i should look at the map shouldn't i

Drufle (GM)
You can't go east since none of you have Surf.

Jack
isn't there any boats

Drufle (GM)
I mean, you can, but you'd fly there.
Nope! Not yet.

Axel
we can fly, but I think we have to roll to go anywhere we haven't been

Cici
so we're at C

Drufle (GM)
Yes.

Cici
have we been to 5

Drufle (GM)
No.
That's where the Mythseekers HQ is.
And basically nothing else.

Axel
hmm

Cici
spoopy

Axel
do we plot?

Drufle (GM)
That's, uh, Topash Town.

Jack
can't put it off forever

Saul
what down at D?

Jack
unless GM sez

Drufle (GM)
Over in the southeast?

Saul
yep

Drufle (GM)
Those are the Jade Cliffs, another special place.

Saul
special place eh?

Jack
Drufle

Drufle (GM)
Lots of fancy Pokemon there, like here and at Smarag Isle.

Saul
we can't reach it then?

Jack
how much would it cost us

Drufle (GM)
You can fly there if you'd like.

Jack
to build a new route

Drufle (GM)
...

Cici
hahahaha
holy shit

Saul
is that a thing!?!!

Drufle (GM)
I mean I can't really say you can't do that.
There's no real reason why you can't.

Jack
no but I definitely hope it is

Cici
where do you want to put one

Axel
I can see where a route could be

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, where would it go?

Jack
around the bay

Drufle (GM)
Oh, right there in the center, huh.

Axel
up to 11?

Jack
yeah so peeps

Drufle (GM)
I see where you're talking about.

Cici
like a little north and then east towards 11
interesting

Axel
make sure it has a bridge

Drufle (GM)
I hope you guys have lots of field moves.

Jack
can go from desert town to south of ice town
I can creat earth

Cici
so wait

Saul
get some ice cream for a desert picnic?

Axel
I've got Control Earth on a few mons

Cici
whats at A

Jack
yeah
control

Drufle (GM)
A is Smarag Isle, these guys went there earlier.

Cici
ohhh right

Drufle (GM)
Caught a ton of crazythings.

Cici
right
i was there i remember

Drufle (GM)
Mhm.

Cici
ok
the labranch is

Drufle (GM)
I swear I'm going to update this map someday.

Cici
at the intersection of 1 and B right
and 2

Drufle (GM)
Yes.

Cici
at the little corner there
ok

Jack
well I don't mind trying to flatten out a dirt road on my own

Axel
half my mons have Control Earth
and someone has Helping Hand

Jack
you guys can go do interesting stugg
ff

Drufle (GM)
Cici has control plants as well, right?

Axel
there's also some Control Metal hanging around

Cici
i do

Saul
and i can control fire/.... ?

Axel
we could rip apart a new route

Drufle (GM)
There is kind of a forest in the way.

Jack
interesting conflict

Saul
burn it down

Axel
man, lets do this

Cici
wait why dont we discuss this in character

Jack
yeah

Drufle (GM)
Oh right, characters.

Cici
ok lets assume we're walkign back north then?

Axel
"Uhh...guys..."

Jack
"Man I really dont wanna walk all the way back to tormalia"

Axel
"Do any of us have surf?"

Saul snaps out of his inexplicable immobility

Cici
"Hm. Shame there's no easy route around the bay."

Jack
"and no we don't!"

Axel
"Oh dear..."

Jack looks at the map

Cici
"If we could skirt the south edge of the mountains..."

Saul
"Don't look at me, unless you want me to part the seas with fire or something."

Drufle (GM)
(you get surf from the water gym, if you guys hadn't read will's sessions)
(just in case anyone asks)

Axel turns the map up, down, and around, hoping for a path that isn't there

Jack
"see, there's a great path here, or there could be"

Cici
"We could try to go through the wilderness?"

Jack
"I wonder why no-one built a bypass?"

Cici
"Is that a good idea?"

Axel
"I mean...look here"
"there is a little peninsula here"

Cici
"I'd hate to destroy any habitats in the way..."

Axel
"It'd be easy to bridge that, right?"

Jack
"Actually yeah..."
"that might work out!"

Axel
"If we're careful we can avoid harming anything"

Cici looks at the other 3

Saul
"Can't have progress without some sacrifice. maybe we could invest resources in relocating pokemon?"

Cici
"Do you guys want to make a road."
"Because I do now."

Jack
"a bridge!"

Nickel sighs and then begins drawing up bridge schematics

Drufle (GM)
"Where we're going, we don't need roads!"

Jack 's eyes are gleaming

Cici
"So Axel you're suggesting a bridge across the bay?"

Nickel
ya'll gotta update this map, druf

Cici
"From... here to here?"

Drufle (GM)
Well I kinda have to now, don't I.

Cici
"That'd be a pretty serious bridge..."
right at the narrowest part right

Saul
"Did anybody else hear that?"

Axel
"I mean...its like...very possible"

Jack
"hear what?"

Cici
who said that ???

Saul
"Could've sworn some disembodied voice made a funny reference."

Cici
mysterious voice from above

Axel
"This shouldn't be too hard"

Drufle (GM)
I'd imagine you guys would be going due north of that little bend east of 10.
Straight into the road to 4.

Jack
"must be a passing ghost pokemon"

Cici
and axel was suggesting

Drufle (GM)
Actually, just a second, guys.

Cici
instead of going around the bay
we bridge across the gap

Saul
Oh no

Cici
at the narrowest point

Jack
that tiny pinch

Saul
We can't do it can we? :(

Cici
lets do pros and cons

Drufle (GM)
No, you can, just gimme a bit.

Cici
we have money and levels we can do anything

Drufle (GM)
I gotta do something quick.

Axel
I have control metal, for what its worth

Jack
okay I gotta go do lunch too

Saul
Oh, ok.

Jack
back ina few mins

Cici
ok !

Jack
*dinner

Axel
we lunch breakin?

Saul
bon apetit

Cici
so just thinking out loud here

Axel
food breakin?

Cici
the pros of the northern path

Drufle (GM)
Well you can go get food, I was actually setting up a map.

Axel
we'd hit a mountain

Cici
connecting the routes around the top of the bay
nah

Saul
hang on Cici lemme get the map up again and i'll think out loud witcha

Cici
weve got plenty of space to go around the mountain

Axel
right, you guys think out loud

Cici
the only problem is itd take longer to walk around really i think

Axel
I gotta eats

Drufle (GM)
Tada!

Cici
oh sick

Axel
woah okay

Drufle (GM)
This should be easier.

Cici
set zoom factor back a lil

Axel
I'm half tempted to just stay here

Saul
Useful!

Axel
so two options

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, you'll have to zoom out a bit.

Axel
here at this bend

Drufle (GM)
Also, you guys have drawing tools!
Use them!

Axel
right

Cici
so these two basically right

Saul
the topleft one I just pinged was what I had in mind

Axel
right so, pro of bridge, its more direct
con, its a fucking bridge

Cici
the bridge would be a more direct route and probably more useful in the long run
but its also
yeah
a bridge
lmao
and it's longer

Cici
like the amount of path to lay down is longer

Axel
I can bend metal to my will, but that may only go so far

Saul
going along the bay coast you could maybe see some interesting pokemon

Cici
plus look at the ground colors

Axel
also its a physical training check

Saul
good for tourism

Axel
which I suck at

Cici
we'd be making a path through the desert, mostly
in the north we'd be going through the deciduous forests south of the mountains

Axel
its a bit of a walk, but the bay coast is less groundwork

Saul
well again how hard would it be maybe we could do one, go that way, then go the other way at some other point and make the second one

Cici
...both...

Axel
would we really do both?

Cici
i like the way you think tbh
hehehe

Saul
why not?
we're building for the future

Axel
well alright

Cici
also ! it IS probably easier to make a path on sand than through the woods

Axel
we'd need materials for the bridge then once we want to build that

Cici
like we'd have to be tearing up plant matter
which i mean, i can do, pretty easily

Drufle (GM)
Phew, Legend complete.

Cici
nice work druf
but yea

Saul
hang about

Cici
how would we even make a long term route through the desert

Saul
i haev control fire right
you have control metal
dude

Cici
what are the existing routes like?

Axel
I can hardly wait for Streak to see this

Saul
pokesmith

Axel
just suddenly a new road

Saul
ahahaha that'll be great

Cici
OOH
what if you used control fire
to scorch a path into the sand

Axel
oh my god

Saul
lass path?

Axel
glass path

Cici
like a hardened burnt glass strip going through the desert

Drufle (GM)
The existing routes? They're mostly dirt paths, although the ones nearby cities are more developed.

Saul
ohgdoyespls

Axel
it'd be beautiful

Saul
i mean

Axel
make em into bricks

Cici
that would probably last a bit longer than just wearing a path through the sand

Saul
there's the problem of it being too smooth
it'd have to be like a glassy cobblestone path

Cici
control earth in combination then maybe
solidify the sand into sedimentary rocks

Saul
we CAN maake a glass path but it'd be like an ice rink
weeee!

Axel
I'm going to need to shuffle my mons for this, I think
get some more Earth Benders

Saul
oi

Axel
have them all use Control Earth

Saul
there is no bending in ba sing poke

Drufle (GM)
This is probably more engineering then I see at college on a regular basis.

Axel
I have a team of Earth Benders, your argument is invalid

Drufle (GM)
Who knew the world of Pokemon had such potential for architecture and infrastructure.

Saul
i am the Fire Nation man, all my arguments are valid

Axel
Pokemon tends to have some odd infrastructure

Saul
Drufle building things i fun, if we can then why not?

Drufle (GM)
Well, I mean, I wasn't exactly planning on something like this to happen.
It's a bit, say, unorthodox.

Axel
thank Jack for it

Drufle (GM)
But that hasn't ever really stopped me before.

Axel
because its happening

Cici
:>

Axel
:D

Saul
:[

Drufle (GM)
So are you seriously going to do both routes?

Saul
damn
:]*

Axel
hopefully not at the same time

Saul
no just once and then we journey on for a bit

Axel
routes are not easy to make

Drufle (GM)
Well, I mean, you probably could.

Saul
then come back and do the second one

Drufle (GM)
Cici and Jack head up north, Saul and Axel head east.

Saul
there's tons of stuff to do still right, iirc?

Axel
we'd need at least one earth bender per team

Drufle (GM)
Well this is going to take a shit ton of time in and of itself.

Axel
hey, we've got time to burn

Drufle (GM)
You sure do!

Axel
Nickel wants to evolve

Drufle (GM)
So which route should we do first?

Axel
Jack isn't here at the moment

Drufle (GM)
Oh, right.

Saul
yeah

Drufle (GM)
Let's wait a bit for him to get back, then.

Cici
i think both at once is honeslty a pretty good call
divide up our skills

Axel
Jack has some Earth Benders, right?

Cici
"Do you guys think we need... zoning permits, or something?"

Drufle (GM)
That's what I was thinking.

Saul
glass path has another problem too

Axel
"Uhh...good point..."

Saul
soooo shiny

Drufle (GM)
Cici is of no use in the desert, and Saul would be a bit of a hazard in the forest.

Saul whips up a pamphlet he got before arriving at.. Galens(?)"

Cici
ill brb i gotta get food too lads
yes galens
hehe

Axel
right, food

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, Galens.

Axel
sorry
FOOD AWAY!!! Woosh

Drufle (GM)
Alright, let's take a break.

Saul
"I don't think so. I think we're the commitee, there."

Drufle (GM)
And, I mean, to be fair, there isn't actually a zoning committee or anything here.

Saul
that was menat to be the point
if only I was more eloquent

Drufle (GM)
This is a newly settled region, there's barely a government here at the moment.
They don't even have the elite 4 done yet!
And only 7 gyms!

Saul
maybe saul can thrive to be the local guv'nor
in like 20 years i mean
sow the seeds

Drufle (GM)
I would've expected you to try to be the Champion or something, but it would be funny to see Saul be the president or whatever of Galens.

Saul
that was my origina lintention yes

Drufle (GM)
Fair enough!

Saul
ace trainer and all
but pokepolitics
sounds like a hoot

Drufle (GM)
Well unfortunately, I think all of that will have to wait until the plot has finished.
That can be part of the epilogue, I imagine.

Jack
ok back

Drufle (GM)
Or whatever I decide to do once this campaign finally ends.

Jack
what's up

Drufle (GM)
The other two went to go eat, so we'll be back in a bit.

Jack
and to be honest I wasn't expecting us to make a REAL bridge

Drufle (GM)
Well, now we are!

Jack
I was just gonna earthbend the cliff face over to the other side

Drufle (GM)
Also, Jack, you have some Control Earth, right?

Jack
a crude thing, rudely hewn from the living rock
I am UP TO MY NECK in control earth, buckaroo

Drufle (GM)
Good.
Well, see this lovely map?

Jack
i do!

Drufle (GM)
Those are the two routes we were considering.

Jack
exactly what I was thinking

Drufle (GM)
Then Cici said, you know, why not do both?

Jack
I read back

Drufle (GM)
They'd both be valuable assets to have.
Ah, good.

Saul
actually it was i who said that

Drufle (GM)
Oh geez, was it?

Saul
cici solidified doing them at the same time

Drufle (GM)
Oh, right.
Sorry I mixed those two up.

Jack
I have no idea how that'll work out

Drufle (GM)
Jack and Cici go north, Saul and Axel go east.

Jack
oh ok

Drufle (GM)
It'd be theoretically pretty simple.

Jack
I was figuring that I would go east

Drufle (GM)
Cici and you go north to clear out the forests and pave down the earth, Saul and Axel go east to glass out the desert route and form a bridge across the bay.

Jack
since stretching stone across air should be a harder task than leveling the ground

Saul
well it's not set in.. uh.. like sand or glass or something yet lol

Jack
eh, I dont really mind
I'll go north

Saul
aight

Drufle (GM)
We'll see what the final decision is when the other two return.

Cici
hi
im back
with... ravioli

Saul
damn y u do dis to me :(

Jack
the pasta of queens

Saul
i love ravioli... :)

Drufle (GM)
Gasp.
PASTA

Jack
druf where are we on teh map
right now

Saul
C

Cici
coming back north from c

Drufle (GM)
The Wastes, down at the bottom.

Jack
ok

Drufle (GM)
So you'll be near Citrina soon.

Cici
i made a you are here star

Drufle (GM)
I've also given you a handy Legend, up in the top left.

Jack
can I stop by in 10 and swap lilly out for someone who can Earth
I know, thank you

Saul
that's not a bad idea
is there a market there?

Cici
yeah lets all go back to citrina and rotate our parties

Drufle (GM)
A market?
I mean, yes.

Saul
pokemart

Drufle (GM)
Every city has one.

Saul
market is less letters man
gimme a break :P

Jack
yes I would like to buy ballls

Drufle (GM)
Whether or not it sells what you want is a different matter.

Jack
too

Saul
oh, well..
i might as well browse?
i dunno, i haven't really explored this place at all yet because I'm so new
i wann see what you created

Drufle (GM)
Fair enough.

Jack
let's explore the town!

Cici
i might buy more pokeballs too tbh im running relatively low

Drufle (GM)
Wow, really?
I'm amazed that anyone is running out of any sort of item.

Jack
I don't like having less than 10

Drufle (GM)
And remember, if anyone wants more Pokeballs, get Cici to buy them for you.
She gets half off!
So yeah, go ahead and buy whatever you'd like around here.

Cici
discount card ;o
how about i buy in bulk
ill grab 20 and give them out as people need

Drufle (GM)
Remember, however, that you cannot buy evolution items, key items, ethers, or hyper potions here.
Those can only be bought in cities.

Cici
if i buy 20 for 100 each thats uh

Drufle (GM)
2000.

Cici
cheap enough that i dont think i want people to reimburse me tbh

Drufle (GM)
Quite a pittance at this point, isn't it?

Cici
and 2000 yeah :p
does anybody just want some right now

Drufle (GM)
Really though you guys are so rich.

Jack
want what?

Drufle (GM)
Pokeballs.

Cici
i just bought 20

Jack
oh um

Cici
and 2 premier balls presumeably

Drufle (GM)
Mhm.

Jack
I've fine for pokeballs

Cici
ill just count those as 2 more regulars

Jack
I was wanting greats and ultras

Cici
i can buy those too
:>

Jack
ok!

Cici
how many you want

Jack
um

Drufle (GM)
Well, she should buy them regardless.

Cici
maybe ill just grab 10 great balls for now

Jack
6 ultras I think

Cici
if you pay for the ultras i can buy them

Jack
whats the damage
monetarily

Cici
theyre 600 each
so 3600 for you total if you awnt 6

Drufle (GM)
I should really toss more evolved Pokemon at you guys in the future.
Maybe we'll finally have more failed captures, aside from that one time.

Jack
yeah I can do that

Drufle (GM)
Remember that one single time you guys failed a capture roll?

Cici
no
???

Drufle (GM)
And by you guys I'm pretty sure it was Axel.
He tried to catch a Honedge.
Or was it Romaine, I forget.

Jack
yes
I failed to catch a Solrock
I am certain

Drufle (GM)
That too, yeah.
We were down in the Heatran Hole.

Jack
there was a solrock in the heatran hole??
what the heck

Drufle (GM)
Wasn't there?
Maybe the Solrock was somewhere else.

Cici
:O

Jack
whatever it was ages ago

Drufle (GM)
I know the Honedge was down there.

Cici
jack are you marking off the 3600 then

Jack
yep
thank you

Cici
i think 4 ultra balls is enough for me tbh

Drufle (GM)
So, just out of curiosity, does anyone plan on telling people about your plan?

Cici
and im under 10k cash now so. i gotta stop

Jack
oh yeah that's important

Saul
are people back

Jack
"I think we need to see someone in charge before we go off and make roads"

Cici
i was gonna tell aidan when i called him to tell him to swap my trubbish for foongus

Jack
"who's in charge here?"

Drufle (GM)
Probably Dustin.

Cici
"...Good question, really."
"In terms of the town maybe we should see the Gym Leader."

Drufle (GM)
Gym leaders are usually some sort of authority figure.

Jack
"Ah of course, the gym leader would be the one to call"

Cici
"On the scale we're building? Who knows, honestly."

Drufle (GM)
Well, he's still in the gym, so let's go ask him.

Jack
wait
Saul are you buying anything

Saul
what's on offer

Jack
Drufle?

Saul
no key stone or w/e i imagine

Jack
not in this neck of the dumps, no

Drufle (GM)
Pokeballs and healing items, mostly.
Ultra and Great balls as well, if you want those.
But really, who even uses healing items???
Aside from the, like, two times you guys actually did.
Cici bought 20 pokeballs so if you need any more of those, you can get some from her.
If you want more Great or Ultra balls you'll have to buy them yourself, but she'll do it for you because of the discount.

Cici
yea i got a Membership Card
flash

Jack
"Yeah Saul, Cici's got an excellent eye for a good deal. She's done most of the shopping already"

Cici has never told Jack that she gets discounts at stores she just tells him she's a savvy shopper

Cici why do you lie to children. why

Saul
"I suppoe I could use an ultra ball or two? maybe a couple more great balls?

Drufle (GM)
:P
You say children as if you aren't young yourself.

Cici
cici is 24 my dude

Drufle (GM)
... wait, really?

Cici
yeah ??:

Saul
isn't saul like the only one that's 14

Drufle (GM)
Oh.

Cici
shes an Adulte

Drufle (GM)
No, Jack is really young too.

Cici
shes a PROFESSIONAL and has finished Pokemon College

Drufle (GM)
So is Will, for that matter.

Saul
i made him to fit my mental capacity you see

Cici
axel is also an Adult

Drufle (GM)
I dunno, for some reason I thought Cici was, like, 16 or something.

Saul
animeface syndrome?

Cici
naw shes not rly a super prodigy or anything
haha

Drufle (GM)
Well, good to know.

Cici
just ur standard Plant Scientist

Saul
pokebotanist

Drufle (GM)
I guess that does make it slightly less weird.
Here I thought Axel was just leading around a pile of children.

Cici
axel is a bit of a brock isnt he

Jack
yeah I'm 13
and he totally is brock
but even brock was only a teenager!

Drufle (GM)
Brock was at least fairly competent in his field, though.

Cici
yeah brock was like
what
16 to ash's 10
and misty was like... 14? 13?
...who let these kids wander around the countryside

Drufle (GM)
The government.

Cici
jessie and james were suppoesd to be 17-18 i think
anime is fucked up

Drufle (GM)
Actually, aren't the characters in the newer games older?

Jack
yes I just checked
Brock was 15 in his debut

Drufle (GM)
Like weren't the protagonists in BW or BW2 older?

Cici
the BW1 protags were 15
i forget the other ones

Drufle (GM)
Yeah.

Jack
MISTY IS ALSO 10 WTF

Cici
she smol

Drufle (GM)
Wow, really?

Cici
hows she a gym leader at 10 tho honestly
howd that happen

Jack
granted this was not mentioned in the english dub

Drufle (GM)
But... she's- yeah.
Well, to be fair, we do also have whats his face from Kalos.
The electric kid.

Cici
clemont

Jack
he does not have a canon age
they learn3ed their lesson

Drufle (GM)
Man, did Axel go out to eat or something?
Dude's been gone for a while.

Saul
i have to brb as well

Jack
must have

Saul
stuff IRL that requires my attention

Jack
ok~~

Saul
be back asap

Cici
ok !!
good luck
with ur Thing

Jack
ping in telegram when you're all ready
I shall work on mega leafeon pog

Cici
druf make sure you assign the pokemon out to ppl btw
the ones we just got

Jack
Phoone, whaddya want

Cici
:o

Drufle (GM)
... didn't I do that?
Nuts.

Cici
i forget what mega leafeon even is
some sorta bug ??

Drufle (GM)
Grass/Bug.
With, uh Tinted Lens?

Cici
give it dragonfly traits i guess ??

Jack
see I was going to go with something graceful
covered in flowers
that attract butterflies

Cici
OOH

Jack
to do bug moves for it

Cici
thats a good idea !!!
that sounds cool...
maybe it gets like
butterfly wings

Jack
hyes

Cici
fucking anime as SHIT
ok also
maybe it has like
lil antennae

Jack
mhm

Cici
those would show up on the pog
so leafeon with

Jack
they would indeed

Cici
antennae and flowers !
c:

Jack
okay!

Cici
go fur it !!!
it hasnt mega evolved yet so pretty much everything is Artist's Discretion rly

Jack
so yeah ping me in telegram when peeps are ready to go

Cici
u control the canon... shape teh future of Worlde

Drufle (GM)
To be fair, that is literally what you guys are doing right now.
Imposing your will upon the map.

Jack
of COURSE the tablet's fucked up

Drufle (GM)
D:

Cici
D:
:c

Jack
time to restart compy~~
back in a few

Cici
kk

Drufle (GM)
You know, Jack, for an Ice trainer, you have a metric fuckton of Rock types.

Cici
he loves the crunch

Drufle (GM)
Also I love how the Hazmat Crew has doubled this session.

Cici
i had a lot of part poison types before
only just now am i finding ones which are primarily poision

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, but I had a hard time picking where they all went.

Cici
because u know
no plants around here
hehehe

Drufle (GM)
You have a ton of Bug/Poison but I could never decide whether they should be Carapacians or Hazmat.

Axel
Okay I'm back
hi I'm sorry

Drufle (GM)
Man, where'd you go?

Axel
eating
leftover crab

Drufle (GM)
Saul's off on a break at the moment, so the break continues.

Axel
it is not easy to eat

Drufle (GM)
Ok, true.

Axel
so what'd we plan out?

Drufle (GM)
We went back to town to restock.
Do you want any items or balls?

Axel
okay
uhhh
2 ultraballs
have cici buy them

Drufle (GM)
Righto.

Axel
for discounts

Drufle (GM)
That's 1200 from your bank then.

Axel
easy
if I can find my wallet
alright then

Drufle (GM)
Sol is doing chores or something, and Mopp had to restart his computer.
He's back now though.
Apparently.

Jack
aback

Axel
hi mopp

Cici
:o

Axel
I want to shuffle my team

Drufle (GM)
So does everyone else.
Go ahead!

Axel
uhh, lets see here
huh, Galliant is the only groundmover not on the team right now
swap him out with Chrom
I'm not updating my notes, I'll just keep that in mind
its a hassel moving things around

Drufle (GM)
Understandable.

Axel
when does Drillbur evolve? 5?

Drufle (GM)
Probably.
Lemme look.
5, yes.

Axel
actually let me switch Chrom for Copper
Chrom has Helping Hand
gonna want those

Drufle (GM)
Oh man, yeah.
I forgot about that one!

Saul
so i have to go
unfortunately

Axel
D:

Cici
ive got 5 out of 6 pokemon who can control plants rn
aw ok
:<

Axel
well alright

Drufle (GM)
Oh dear.

Saul
wait
waitwait

Axel
hm?

Saul
maybe not

Axel
:D?

Jack
wat is happening

Saul
nope false alarm sorry lol
i'm fine

Axel
welcome back then
we missed youu

Jack
disturbing sentence

Saul
?

Axel
???

Drufle (GM)
:P

Jack
I mean the "nope false alarm" bit
what is a real alarm

Axel
did anyone get any key items?

Cici
cant buy them here

Jack
I did not, no

Drufle (GM)
Can't.

Axel
oh

Drufle (GM)
Only in cities!

Axel
right, teeny town
welp, lets move some earth

Drufle (GM)
Remember how I said that the only cities are on the other side of the continent?

Axel
make some towns

Drufle (GM)
Oh wait, uh.
We were going to talk to Dustin first.

Jack
yes

Axel
where is dustin?

Drufle (GM)
It's probably important to talk to the local authorities.
In the gym.

Jack
about our contstruction proposal

Axel
oh right
yes, lets do that
"well, here we are again.."

Saul
wait
did i get my balls
did money exchange haands
hands*

Cici
what did you want
what kind and how many

Saul
2 ultras, 4 greats?

Cici
ok you can take those and cross off uhh
2400?
2400 total i think

Axel
1200 for ultras, I think

Cici
i get them at half price

Axel
that sounds right

Drufle (GM)
Yes.
2400.

Saul
done

Axel
this is going to be an interesting conversation
-hey man, we'd like to build some roads all over the place

Saul
"Thanks for that!"

Axel
-that cool?

Saul
he'll be like Uh and you'll be all like cheers thanks

Drufle (GM)
So we wander back into the ol' Citrina gym.
Honestly, it's still probably dusty everywhere from the gym battles you had like
3 or so hours ago.

Jack
"hello? Dustin?"

Saul coffs

Saul
"Man, he didn't even tidy up yet!"

Dustin
"Yes, yes, one moment. I'll be right there!"

Axel
"It was quite the fight..."

Dustin comes from the back room wearing gloves, goggles, and a face mask.

Saul
"I guess." (this in subtext, .e.g. very weakly): "All it takes is a broom..."

Dustin lowers the mask and raises the goggles.

Axel
the ground is dirt

Dustin
"Oh, it's you four again. Do you need anything?"

Axel
what do you sweep???

Saul
the ground

Axel
sweep the ground away

Saul
yup

Jack
"Hi there!"
"um"
"we..."

Nickel
"..."
Jack:
Poise
Check: 13 (is that good)

Drufle (GM)
Holy shit, a poise check.

Nickel
gasp

Drufle (GM)
Yes, that's good.

Jack
ok

Saul
i don't even remember what poise does

Jack collects himself

Drufle (GM)
It's like your charisma stat.

Nickel
its just people stuff

Cici
its charisma basically

Saul
aight

Jack
"we'd like to propose a new construction plan to you!"

Nickel nods

Saul grins

Dustin
"... come again?"

Nickel pulls out schematics for the roads we want to build

Nickel
"Zzzvrrr"

Cici
"We were talking about how remote this area of the region is..."

Saul
where was it keeping those??

Jack
"we have come to the conclusion that Galens is in need of routes connecting the west and east"

Cici nods

Nickel
a secret to all
Axel is my pockets

Cici
"We're looking to build a route around the northern edge of the bay, and another one that bridges the gulf."
"Our Pokemon can help! It should take a little while and a lot of work, but I'm confident we can pull it off."

Saul
"Think like multiple path options in gameboy games."

Nickel
-Why build one road when you can build two?-
"Zzzrtvvvp"

Saul
4th wall anyone?

Cici
hes a nerd right
he probably gets it

Saul
is he meta enough

Dustin
"Are you aware that there is a southern route already? It's due east of here."

Saul
i'm so meta \m/

Axel
"Surf isn't always available, sir"

Jack
"we are, but it's not accessible to trainers who don't have pokemon that can swim."
" I could float everyone out there on Brunt, but we'd just drift out to open water!"

Dustin scratches his head and thinks.

Saul
"It would make sense to have a route connecting the desert and the mountain, Dustin. Right now you have all sorts of traffic limited to the west."

Nickel points to himself as a pokemon who cannot swim

Saul
"It's not bad with just a few settlers but when you get proper tourism..."

Dustin
"A fair point, I suppose. Ease of access for newcomers isn't necessary at the moment, but it would be helpful in the future."

Nickel
"Vzz" -Agreed-

Saul is smarter than he looks?

Dustin
"You say you have the skills necessary? I assume you have the requisite training and type coverage for this sort of work."

Axel brings out all his pokemon

Saul
"We'll be able to test run those, man." grin

Saul I guess he just wants to burn stuff in a usefu way

Axel
"I have the ground covered pretty handidly"

Cici
hehehe

Cici nods

Axel
so many earth movers

Cici
"I believe my grass types should be able to clear the vegetation north of the bay easily."

Axel
the ground shall obey

Jack
"I have a museum's worth of rock-types at my disposal"
"pretty silly for an ice specialist, huh?"

Saul
or at least convince the veg to budge over

Axel
a literal museum's

Dustin
"Hold on, are you planning on building two routes? These plans have lines marked out both north of the bay and across it, to the east."

Saul
hey foliage move over pls thanks

Dustin
"Bridgework requires some delicate processes, I hope you realize."

Axel
"I-I am a scientist, sir"
"I have some engineering experience"

Jack
but you're _not_ an engineer :P
oh wait there we go

Axel
I had to go to college too
you learn shit there

Jack
you go to college at 14?

Axel
also Nickel

Jack
young world

Dustin
"I am a scientist as well, but having knowledge of one subject guarantees nothing of your knowledge of other subjects."

Axel
Do you know how old Axel is???

Jack
oh sorry!

Saul
he told youu

Dustin
"But if you say you are confident of your abilities, I will trust as much."

Jack
I thought that was Saul talking!

Saul
"Well we do have access to a forge, Dustin."

Nickel shows his bridge schematics

Saul
"We can make stuff to specification."

Jack
boy it's lucky we have a floating supercomputer huh

Nickel
-If Axel cannot, I can

Dustin looks over the blueprints and raises an eyebrow.

Saul
what is a magneton's computing power I wonder
is it turing complete

Nickel
more than a magnemite's
also yes

Jack
three times more!

Saul
3 times magnemite's

Dustin
"This is... fairly unorthodox, for a bridge. But I suppose it could work. You do have both Steel and Fire types available, yes?"

Nickel points to himself once again

Saul
steel? what, we gonna peel their skins off?

Nickel
ores

Cici
metal bending

Nickel
I told you, I've got Earth Benders, which includes metal benders

Saul
lol i love that in this game you can magic the stuff in the ground too

Dustin
"Very well. One moment, please."

Jack
it doesnt but yeah you have them anyway

Saul
love it

Dustin walks to the backroom again.

Jack
I love how we're playing this like Dustin actually has to give us a grant

Saul
control fire? don't mind if i do!

Nickel
I mean, its nice to ask

Dustin returns a few minutes later with a couple of bracelets and a bunch of paper.

Saul
well, drufle can give us the players permission, somebody has to give the characters the same

Jack
brrracelets?!?!?!

Saul
oh look handcuffs

Jack
bahahahahahah

Nickel
are these...permits?

Dustin hands a bracelet to each of the party and then hands the papers to Axel.

Jack
"what's this?"

Axel
"Ah, excellet"

Dustin
"These bracelets mark you as temporary officials in the area; you will have jurisdiction over the surrounding land, up to and including the bay. Past that, you will most likely have to obtain similar access from the nearby towns."

Dustin points at the pile of paper.

Dustin
"Those are confidentiality, ease of access, and liability forms. Sign each of them and then hand them back, please."

Axel and Nickel sign with their signitures

Axel
then we pass them around

Jack signs

Saul
"Yeesh... paperwork, man. I didn't think of that."
"I'm a minor, can I still sign?

Dustin nods.

Axel
"This is fairly tame for paperwork"

Saul signs the papers

Jack
"well I just did :v"

Axel
"Trust me on this"

Saul 's soul is now property of Dustin Incf

Dustin
"Axel here is the official signatory, as he is the one with the plans."

Saul
typoos.

Dustin
"But I require written permission from all of you as well."

Axel
oh god why
cici??
she needs to sign, where did she go?
is Dustin not going to ask why the Magneton also signed?

Saul
"Well how 'bout that, Axel, you're like my manager now!" grins

Cici
back

Axel
or has he figured out how strange this is

Drufle (GM)
No, he just doesn't really care.

Axel
"O-oh, uhh...alright"

Cici signs

Drufle (GM)
"sure, the pokemon signed, why not"

Axel
he has heard the legends from the other leadesr
the fact that the mag can sign at all is probably impressive

Dustin
"Very good. I recommend you start in the morning, if you plan on doing so soon. Working in the evening this close to a settlement is not allowed."

Axel
"Right, can do"

Dustin nods and puts the paperwork in his pocket.

Dustin
"Good luck, then. Try not to break anything important."

Dustin dons his work gear and walks off to the back room.

Saul
"Sure thing, bo- oh. bye!"

Axel
tfw a legendary shows up and wrecks shit

Saul
oh god
why

Jack
most likely

Saul
did you HAVE to say that

Axel
its happened like...so many times now

Drufle (GM)
What? Noooo, why would that happen?

Jack
we are besmirching nature!

Drufle (GM)
There is literally no precedent for that kind of thing.
At all.
Definitely not.

Jack
honest

Saul
w/e we'll be fine
let's go heat some shit up
er
what's the time in-game?

Axel
sleep first

Drufle (GM)
Anyway, I assume you'll all take his advice and go to the Pokecenter to rest? It's, like, 7 pm or so.

Axel
then heat shit up

Saul
aight

Drufle (GM)
Kind of early for sleep, but way too late to start working.

Saul
well let's go have an evening adventure somewhere

Jack
"you know Axel, I never figured that you would be building an _actual bridge_"

Galliant
Oh god I forgot that I just got a sandslash
my work never ends

Drufle (GM)
You sure did!

Saul
and I have a slugma
i'll take care of it post-session

Jack
"I was just suggesting we punch a tube of rock over to the other side and see what happens."

Galliant
also hi, I'mma drillbur

Saul
oh I never reduced the pokeballs for what I gave Cici
i have her a normall ball right?

Axel
"Well uh...a tube wouldn't last, right?"
"It'd...fall into the water"

Saul
tell that to elon musk

Jack
"something solid"
another gold pun

Saul
he's trying to build a supersonic train that goes in a tube

Cici
yes it was a standard pokeball

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, he sure is.

Saul
in a vacuum tube as well

Jack
why is he called elon musk

Sandslash
oh to name a Sandslash

Jack
and not be associated with perfumes

Drufle (GM)
:P

Saul
hahahaha

Axel
good question

Drufle (GM)
So are we doing anything in the evening, or shall we skip to morning?

Axel
what highstats can Sandslash have?

Saul
evening adventure?

Cici
well
i gotta tell aidan what we're doing

Jack
true

Axel
oh god he's going to flip

Saul
aidan?

Axel
first a town, now this
the Aid of the proff

Drufle (GM)
DEF and ATK, Axel.

Axel
oooh
intersting

Drufle (GM)
Oh yeah, we should probably call Aidan.
Aidan is the Professor's assistant, Saul.

Saul
right
i do not remember things

Drufle (GM)
He's the one you were talking to when I first introduced you.
RING RING RING

Saul
banana phone..

Aidan
"Yes? What is it?"

Saul
lol
what is it

Cici
"Hey, Aidan..."

Saul
whaddaya want!

Cici
"Got a few Pokemon to transfer over."
"We've got a bit of a... project, in the works, if you will."

Axel
what is sandslash's ability?

Aidan
"A project? You've already built half a town here, what more could you do?"

Axel
oh how little he knows

Drufle (GM)
He has Sand Rush.

Saul
we signed ndas cici, be discreet

Axel
ooh, okay

Drufle (GM)
All his moves have priority during a sandstorm.

Axel
ooooooooh

Saul
that is nice

Drufle (GM)
Well you can tell Aidan what you're doing, he is technically your superior.

Saul
that is really nice
it was a joke, druf

Drufle (GM)
:P

Cici
"Welll...."
"You know how the southern desert is pretty difficult to access?"
"We were thinking, and wondered... What if it wasn't."

Saul
not to even mention the southeast corner

Cici
"So long story short we've decided to build a bridge."

Axel
and a road

Drufle (GM)
"... I wish I could say that's surprising, but it's honestly quite in line with your past endeavors. I assume you talked with the local authorities and have your jurisdictive bracelets?"

Saul
oops

Cici
"Yeah, we just got some from the gym leader down here."

Drufle (GM)
Oh, uh, that was totally Aidan talking.

Aidan
"Good! Well, uh, don't cause too much damage, then. Good luck!"

Drufle (GM)
M. Sandslash has Multiscale, which is honestly kinda not super useful in this game.

Axel
welp, Sandslash also knows only Magnitude
on a roll here

Drufle (GM)
Attacks have a 50% chance of doing -1 damage while you're at full hp.

Axel
I made it DEF...for now
it made no difference

Cici hangs up

Cici
"At least he has faith in us..."

Cici sigh

Cici
"I guess."

Drufle (GM)
Someone does!
You can do it!
Probably!

Axel
I mean
we have so many mons
with the controls neccessary

Drufle (GM)
Oh geez, I just looked at M. Nidoking, he's terrifying.

Jack
"it might take a while but I'm sure it'll work out!"

Axel
"T-this will work, I think"

Drufle (GM)
Poison/Dragon with Sheer Force, why would you do that to me.

Cici
holy shit

Axel
"I-I mean...we've faced magma beasts and frost dragons"

Drufle (GM)
Sheer Force is crazy good in this game.

Axel
"How can this be worse...right???"

Drufle (GM)
You can spend 1 pp to do +1 damage on any move.

Axel
:D

Saul
"We could create an ecological disaster, Axel."

Drufle (GM)
Pfffft.

Axel
"Oh noooo..."

Drufle (GM)
Way to be optimistic, bro.

Saul grins after a few seconds and pats Axel on the back

Axel
"Why would you say that..."

Drufle (GM)
I mean, he isn't exactly wrong.

Saul
"I'm messin' with you, man. We'll do fine"

Drufle (GM)
You could totally destroy everything!

Saul
we cuold, but we won't

Axel
this is why Saul isn't going up to the forest road

Drufle (GM)
:P

Axel
I mean, what -can- we break, really?

Drufle (GM)
Anyway, off to sleep with everyone.

Axel
the dirt?

Drufle (GM)
Depends on how well you roll!

Axel
alright...ZZZZ

Drufle (GM)
And whether or not you get noticed.

Axel works most of the night

Drufle (GM)
So, I think I might actually end the session here, because my dad will be here in like half an hour to pick me up.

Axel
well alright

Jack
okay

Drufle (GM)
We can begin the ridiculous process of forming entire routes next time!

Jack
sorry we didn;t get to fight more things, sol
look forward to demon lord tomorrow

Saul
it's alright, i should've not forgotten about the sesssion

Axel
just to remind me...I have Nickel, Wolfram, Rochelle, Phosphera, Chrom, and Galliant on my team right now

Saul
my fault

Drufle (GM)
That's fine.

Cici
okie dokie

Drufle (GM)
And we'll have plenty of combat to do tomorrow, yeah.

Saul
like i literally asked about it yesterday

Cici
axel: why dont you just use teh 'active team' page on the character sheet

Jack
Phoone, thanks for being here!!

Axel
is their one??

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, there is.
And yes, thanks everyone for an actual 4-player session.
Haven't had that in, uh, a long time.

Axel
oh, I haven't been using the sheet
I've kept everything in my notes

Jack
sheet is love
sheet is life

Drufle (GM)
Cici, go do some dexes! You have so much exp available to you!

Saul
i also kept all in my note

Drufle (GM)
You could probably surpass the others in levels if you wrote out most of them.

Cici
yeahhhh

Axel
do it

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, keeping stuff in your notes is usually hepful.

Cici
:B

Axel
you have the power

Saul
but that's because you'll notice i only have 'bio' and 'abilities' tabs

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, don't put them on your actual character.
That's not super useful.

Saul
yeah so I got it all in my notes
i hate actual papers anyway

Drufle (GM)
Anyway, that's all for today! Thanks for joining us for this session.

Saul
i'd show up to an IRL trpg sesh with a tablet or soething
thanks ofr hosting ti

Axel
man, pure ground gets so little from the other earthen boons
Rock and steel share a lot
Ground is left out

Drufle (GM)
Reminder to the three of you that aren't Phoone, by the way.
The SotDL session is an hour earlier tomorrow!

Axel
ah right

Drufle (GM)
4 pm GMT, 11 am EST.

Axel
I should be here
now to go punch some dinos

Drufle (GM)
Alright, time to go edit the timeline.