Drufle (GM)	And so the tale begins.
Drumun	mumble mumble Drumun lands ashore Canon. Time to get started
Drufle (GM)	We start our story in the small town of Bastion, far into the Northern Wastes.
Drumun	"Everyone out, git in yer places while ya still can!" Drumun trots off to his house
Drufle (GM)	Four fates will come together today.
Roy	somehow
Drufle (GM)	Roy, the young farmer girl that lives just outside of town. Drumun, the exiled dwarf, sailing into Bastion on a supply trip.
I-LV-CII	An unnamed mechanical warrior
Drufle (GM)	Rusenfeld, the greenhorn Inquisitor, sent to the village to deal with some complaints of the undead.
H. Knight	better
Drufle (GM)	And Iron Charger I-LV-CII, an ancient clockwork that was recently dredged out of the nearby river.
H. Knight	oh well it was worth a shot
Drufle (GM)	It is Second-Fifth day in the middle of the second month of the year. The sun is clouded, as it almost always is. The Northern Reaches are grim and dark these days.
Drumun	darn weather
Drufle (GM)	We view the town square, just after noon.
Drumun	these pogs really are wierd
Drufle (GM)	The local mayor, Brayden Frelon, is giving a speech to some of the townsfolk.
Roy	im a townfolk
Drufle (GM)	You are! To the side, a young dwarf is gathering up some food for his next trip. An old clockwork is at the blacksmith, getting some repairs done.
Drumun	I cannot get over how big he is
R�senfeld	size 2, mofo
Roy	"I wonder how long it'll be this time"
H. Knight	it'll be better with a full-body pic
Drufle (GM)	And a man in a strange coat enters the town, hurrying to get to the center.
R�senfeld	"Hmm... The scent of evil is strong here. I had better take stock of the situation..
Brayden Frelon	"Good people of Bastion!" Brayden Frelon makes a sweeping motion with his arms. R�senfeld realises there's a speech going on and turns to listen.
Drumun	"Ye got any canned goods? Ah need somethin to last" Drumun notices the speech H. Knight hopes spending his last whole coins on this repair job are worth it
Drumun	"Eh?"
Brayden Frelon	"The Capital has forgotten us in our time of need! Those dogs of the cult have forsaken our request, so we shall deal with it ourself!"
R�senfeld	oh dear I guess they didn't hear my knocking.
Drumun	"Ey, merchant, what's he talkin" about?
Pic Okrork	"What, ol' Brayden?"
H. Knight	what a name
Drumun	"Ye, that fella"
Pic Okrork	"He's talking about those damned monsters in our catacombs!"
R�senfeld	hey drufle can I maybe talk him down a bit? clearly the cult didn't ignore the request.
Pic Okrork	"They've been stealing away people for weeks now!"
Drufle (GM)	Of course!
H. Knight	how you would ever build catacombs in this mudpile I'll never know R�senfeld walks out of the line of people, in front of the mayor.
Drufle (GM)	They didn't actually ignore the request, it's just such a backwater town they didn't think it urgent.
Drumun	"What's a place like this doin' with catacombs?" Pic Okrork shrugs.
Pic Okrork	"People die, ya gotta put them somewhere."
Drumun	"Eh...thas true..."
Pic Okrork	"They was what left over from some old ruins, back in the day."
R�senfeld	"The New God did not ignore your request, and neither did my Order!" Brayden Frelon turns to Rusenfeld.
R�senfeld	wait is it an order... what do they call them selves Brayden Frelon frowns and glares at the man.
Drufle (GM)	A cult.
R�senfeld	they call themselves a cult?
Drufle (GM)	That's actually what they call themselves, negative connotations be damned.
R�senfeld	welp, imagine I said cult then
Brayden Frelon	"You're from the New Cult? A little late, aren't you?"
Drumun	"An now we got another fella..." Roy is bouncing up an down at the sight of this dialogue
R�senfeld	"It is never too late to destroy evil. Perhaps you would like to tell me more, and I will proceed to save your souls.
Drumun	"This is more drama than ah'm used to..." Brayden Frelon scoffs.
R�senfeld	he's a fanatic, in case it wasn't clear that's why he works for the inquisition
Brayden Frelon	"Well we didn't ask for your damn proselytizing, that's for sure. We asked for help with clearing out the beasts in the catacombs!"
Drumun	I can tell
Brayden Frelon	"Look, you're here now. That's enough for me." Brayden Frelon motions for Rusenfeld to come up to the podium.
R�senfeld	"The cataacombs? Your dead have risen?" H. Knight 's repairs being complete, he turns to the drama going on outside R�senfeld walks up to the podium.
Brayden Frelon	"The dead, and other, apparently." "So, people of Bastion! This..." Brayden Frelon turns and sneers at Rusenfeld.
Brayden Frelon	"This man here, he'll be doing the work for us." "Would anyone like to volunteer to help him?"
Drumun	good luck mate, GG Brayden Frelon chuckles at the thought.
Drufle (GM)	The crowd is obviously silent.
Drumun	"Ah shucks, he'll git murdered down there..."
R�senfeld	"I will be doing holy work for the New God! Perhaps you can guarantee a spot in heaven if you join me!"
Drufle (GM)	A few people are chuckling, as if what Brayden said was a joke. H. Knight ambles to the stand
H. Knight	"I... Shall volunteer." Brayden Frelon is suddenly very scared. R�senfeld looks kind of surprisedly at the clockwork.
R�senfeld	"You will do what needs to be done?"
Drumun	I imagine CII having a deep, slow, deliberate voice
H. Knight	"You say... evil must be destroyed." "this is all... I can remember to do." R�senfeld ponders.
H. Knight	"my memory..." Brayden Frelon kinda steps back from the two, very leery of the giant robotaur.
R�senfeld	"I suppose clockworks have a soul, too. I will accept your offer."
H. Knight	"It shall be done."
Drumun	yo roy, will ya be joinin this party? Brayden Frelon coughs. R�senfeld turns to the crowd again.
Roy	I'll follow them silently
R�senfeld	"Who else will help save this land?" Drumun sighs
Drufle (GM)	The crowd is too busy staring in fear at H. Knight to answer. They've never seen such a sight before.
Drumun	"Ye can't keep yerself to ye own business still, ya fool..."
R�senfeld	oh shoot was i supposed to never have seen one either?
Drumun	"I'll volunteer" H. Knight turns to face the crowd
R�senfeld	I assumed some knowledge from my church eu
Drufle (GM)	No, you probably have.
R�senfeld	edu
H. Knight	yeah you're wordly
Drufle (GM)	You work in the capital, you've certainly seen a clockwork ortwo. Drumun steps up R�senfeld turns to look at the dwarf.
H. Knight	you probably haven't seen one so rusted and barnacle-crusted, though
Drumun	"I ain't concerned much with no new god...but ah figure ye'll need all the help ye can git"
Drufle (GM)	The crowd is, like, stunned.
Drumun	I have MUSCLES look at them, they are glorious
R�senfeld	"...The New God will look at you kindly nevertheless, Dwarf."
Drufle (GM)	They legitimately weren't expecting anyone to help a man of the New God. R�senfeld glances at the crowd, seeing nothing but shocked faces.
Drumun	"If'n he wants to, Ah won't say no"
Brayden Frelon	"Well, uh... I suppose that would do it." Brayden Frelon coughs.
R�senfeld	"Well. I think it is time you showed us where we need to work, mayor. H. Knight isn't really staring at the crowd but his gaze penetrates them anyway
Brayden Frelon	"Right, right, it's... it's just this way."
Drumun	"Thank ye kindly" Brayden Frelon motions to the three of you, and starts walking down an alleyway nearby. R�senfeld follows him.
R�senfeld	obviously. Drumun waddles onward
Drufle (GM)	Eventually they leave town, and they reach the graveyard nearby. A massive mausoleum stands over the rest of the site on a hillock in the center.
H. Knight	gotta remember to not be snarky as this character
Drufle (GM)	Bloodstains mark the entrance, as if something was dragged in recently. Brayden Frelon gulps. Drumun takes a deep breath
Brayden Frelon	"Well, gentlemen, that'd be it there." "Good luck, gods be with you, try not to die!" H. Knight looks on impassively R�senfeld glares at the blood Brayden Frelon quickly retreats.
Drumun	"He may be smarter than all o us..." Roy is still behind everyone.
R�senfeld	"He is a coward. This is abominable and we shall have it cease. do none of us try to notice roy?
H. Knight	"evil must be eradicated."
Drumun	"I'm Drumun, by the way...figured ye ought to know"
R�senfeld	Rusenfeld is just too stuck up to try
Drufle (GM)	Roy, make an Agility roll.
Drumun	"Ye might be the last ones ta hear mah name"
Drufle (GM)	You'll be trying to beat their Perceptions.
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 7 )+0+() = 7
Drumun	hmm
Drufle (GM)	Wow, no. I think everyone sees you.
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 2 )+0+() = 2 nope
R�senfeld	"...R�senfeld."
Drufle (GM)	No, you guys don't roll perception.
Drumun	I sure as hell don't oh H. Knight turns around
Drumun	nvm mind
Drufle (GM)	She was rolling against your stat.
Drumun	ohhh
H. Knight	"a girl has followed us."
Drumun	"Eh?"
Drufle (GM)	So unless any of you have 6 perception, you all see her. Drumun spins around
Roy	"Hi there!" Roy is positively shaking with glee R�senfeld turns to face roy, in a kind of intimidating manner. At leasth e tries.
Roy	"I heard what you were up to!"
Drumun	"What are ye doin' sneaking about?"
R�senfeld	"So you understand better than your neighbours the gravity of this situation. Will you assist us in this holy endeavor?"
H. Knight	"A battlefield... is no place for children."
Drufle (GM)	I like how Rusenfeld just ignores the fact that Roy is, like, 12.
H. Knight	he crazy
R�senfeld	he is
Roy	"I was gonna chime in earlier but I thought it would look bad on the mayor if he let a little girl join."
(From R�senfeld)	they don't even know
Drumun	"Ah'm with the clockwork, this ain't a simple game"
(To Sol)	Yeah, I bet.
Roy	"teehee! bops her head sheepishly" R�senfeld hmms
R�senfeld	he's smarter than average, maybe he can pcik up that roy isn't as small as she seems?
H. Knight	a shining spark of anime has penetrated this dreary realm
Drumun	"By the way, clockwork, ah didn't catch yer name"
Drufle (GM)	If you want to make some sort of Sense Motive check, that'd be your Int against her Will.
R�senfeld	would be interesting to try
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + -2 + 0d6k1( 20 )+-2+() = 18 well then
R�senfeld	wow
Drufle (GM)	Yikes.
Drumun	I'm suppose to be the stupid one, but okay
Drufle (GM)	Drumun sees right through Roy, apparently.
R�senfeld	intuitive though, apparently that's a businessman for ye
H. Knight	you're not booksmary t
Drufle (GM)	So, Robot, what is your name? Drumun did ask you.
R�senfeld	H. Knight was asked his name, if you didn't cath that catch*
H. Knight	I did but then you sensed roy's motive anyway "I cannot... remember my name. My designation is Iron Charger I-LV-CII."
Roy	"That horse of yours looks very interesting."
H. Knight	"I imagine it does not roll off the tongue."
Drumun	"Ah...A bit of a mouth full"
Roy	"You can TALK?"
Drumun	"Ye never seen a clockwork, lass?" what IS roy's motive? since I rolled an 18
H. Knight	"Yes. I was once... a man." "I think..."
Roy	I'm just playing dumb right now
H. Knight	"it has been a very... long... time."
Drufle (GM)	Heck if I know! That'd be up to her. R�senfeld ignores this tidbit because he is overcome with a sense of holy duty
Drumun	Roy, care to enlighten me?
(From R�senfeld)	and uncontrollable fear
Drumun	the playing dumb is it? "Wait a minute...ye ain't fully honest wit us, are ye, lass?" "Ye ain't that dumb" R�senfeld doesn't ignore THIS, though.
Roy	":3c" i make that face
R�senfeld	"Perhaps there is something she seeks. What is your name, child?"
H. Knight	don't you dab at us, young missy!
Roy	"My name is Roy!" "I'm here.. to make a name for myself." "That's all." R�senfeld is silent for a moment
Drumun	do I have to motive check again?
H. Knight	"You already have a name."
R�senfeld	"Good! Perhaps you will serve your God in the process."
Drumun	thank you LV
Drufle (GM)	No, you'll believe her.
Drumun	"Alright lass...ye should've opened wit that"
R�senfeld	so can I like
Drufle (GM)	So hey, how about that sweet blood-covered stone door?
R�senfeld	test the waters with this catacombs thing
Drufle (GM)	Sure!
H. Knight	how about we decide what I'm called first
Drufle (GM)	Would anyone care to give the roboman a name?
R�senfeld	who wants to do it? :D
Drumun	"Right then...Iron Charger...LV...something..."
R�senfeld	I think Knight is pretty cool
Drufle (GM)	Leave it up to the 12-year old girl, I dare you.
Drumun	"Uhh...we need ta call ya something else"
H. Knight	I am waiting on this exact thing
R�senfeld	roy can totally name him dare accepted
H. Knight	if its too much trouble I'll go with what sol suggested
Roy	"Is... Mister.. Horse gonna climb into the catacombs?"
R�senfeld	hahahaha
Drufle (GM)	Yes, Mr. Horse.
Roy	(guys its 12 49) lol
Drumun	"Ironhorse?"
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, maybe Golurk isn't the best mentally equipped to be making up fancy names at the moment.
R�senfeld	mr horse is the best holy knight?
H. Knight	I shall be Knight to you, and mr. Horse to the tiny girl
Drufle (GM)	Horse Knight.
R�senfeld	aw fanatic is sad
H. Knight	best of both worlds
Drumun	ye gotta say that
H. Knight	with the initial
Drufle (GM)	A valid choice.
Drumun	or we won't know
R�senfeld	lol let's do dis
H. Knight	accept it as given
Drumun	like, actually tell the characters
Drufle (GM)	We'll just say he did as such.
R�senfeld	he did
Drumun	alright then
H. Knight	"stairs... will there be stairs?"
R�senfeld	hahahahahhaa
Drufle (GM)	There sure will be!
R�senfeld	clippityclop BONK!
Drumun	"'ere we are...an Ah ain't sure..."
H. Knight	"I have misgivings."
Drufle (GM)	As you open the catacombs, the musty smell of old stone and rot sweeps out. Drumun gets incredbily nervous
Roy	"Can you climb both down and up?" R�senfeld frowns
R�senfeld	lolol
Roy	"Or just down..."
Drumun	"Ohhhh this brings back memories..."
H. Knight	"Up is doable. down is difficult." R�senfeld suddenly glares at the group
R�senfeld	"You mustn't falter in this work or you will die!"
Drumun	"Ah know, lad!"
R�senfeld	that's the opposite of good advice, but..
H. Knight	"I do not falter."
R�senfeld	he's fanatic
Roy	"Does anyone have a spare torch, or three?"
R�senfeld	I think I have one yup
Drumun	"Ah have a few, perhaps"
R�senfeld	i get out my torch and light it ith the tinders
Drufle (GM)	There are a few sconces nearby, but all of them were blown out long ago.
Drumun	I have shadowsight
Drufle (GM)	The room ahead of you lights up as you hold out your torch. And yeah, Drumun should be fine.
Drumun	"It ain't so dark, lad."
R�senfeld	"That is because your eyes are better than most, Drumun. I light the sconces nearby? and then look around I guess
Drufle (GM)	Sure!
R�senfeld	don't wanna get ambushed
Roy	is it time for perception checks
Drufle (GM)	The room ahead of you is fairly large.
R�senfeld	perception checs!
Drufle (GM)	Sure! You can move ahead as well.
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 1 )+0+() = 1
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
Drumun	I trip
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 2 )+2+() = 4 Drumun falls over
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + -1 + 0d6k1( 10 )+-1+() = 9
Roy	waow
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 2 )+1+() = 3
Drufle (GM)	Drumun, eager to see things, runs forward, hits a rock, and falls flat on his face.
R�senfeld	what the hell
Drufle (GM)	You guys see absolutely fucking nothing.
R�senfeld	thanks rng
Drumun	"MRRMPH!!"
Roy	"It's too dark!"
R�senfeld	rely on the clockbot H. Knight slowly clops down into the room
Drufle (GM)	Of course, you can see the obvious features.
R�senfeld	"There is something wrong with this place... I cannot seem to see much into it." but we don't see the scary monsters
Drufle (GM)	A small alcove in the south has an old stone table, and four sarcophagi sit to the left and right of the entrance.
R�senfeld	sarcophagi make me super nervous actually i mean me the player
Drumun	"Ah don't like this...it ain't right to disturb the dead..."
R�senfeld	four of them
H. Knight	"they hide in darkness. cowards."
Drufle (GM)	Rubble and bones litter the floor.
R�senfeld	"The dead are already disturbed, dwarf, and we must correct this problem quickly." Drumun I stand back up
Drufle (GM)	Wait, were you talking to Rusenfeld from the floor?
R�senfeld	can I search for clues, I know I don't see anything.. maybe I can examine a sarcophagus or two?
H. Knight	muffled grumbling
Drumun	ah can do that
Drufle (GM)	"muffled complaining from the ground" Sure!
Drumun	my face ain't planted
Drufle (GM)	Take a look at one of the sarcophagi.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 16 )+1+() = 17
Drufle (GM)	Move around to tell me what you guys are doing.
H. Knight	"I shall lead."
Drufle (GM)	You're not just on the stairs the whole time, are you.
Drumun	"Ah'll be right with ya then..."
R�senfeld	well i did just say I wanted to look at the sarcophagus
Drufle (GM)	Yes, so move in front of one!
R�senfeld	sorry
Drufle (GM)	There's four, I don't know which one you're talking about. H. Knight lubers forward, bones crunching beneath his foot pads
Drufle (GM)	Lubers? Ew. R�senfeld moves to the nearest sarcophaagus
R�senfeld	hahahaha
H. Knight	lumbers
Drufle (GM)	No, I mean, move your pog.
H. Knight	' 3'
R�senfeld	i don't see a pog....
Drufle (GM)	?
Drumun	oh dear
Roy	"I've only been to thesse catacombs exactly once."
H. Knight	is the screen black to you?
Drumun	scroll around
H. Knight	oh there we go
R�senfeld	no it's all blac
Roy	"It looked nicer.. before"
H. Knight	ok move down
R�senfeld	ohhh!
Drumun	"Ye've been here before?"
R�senfeld	woops! this one
H. Knight	I had that problem before :P
Drufle (GM)	There we go.
R�senfeld	can i keep the roll? :P
H. Knight	oh I thought those were brackets
Drufle (GM)	Do you open it or just look at the front?
R�senfeld	i look at it that's hat I rolled for
Roy	"I visited someone..."
R�senfeld	if i open it i'm gonna get bit
Drumun	"Ah...I understand, lass"
Drufle (GM)	The sarcophagus is very old, made of a thick teak plank. Drumun I stand guard, on edge
Drufle (GM)	Inscriptions and runes cover the front, and the hinges are surprisingly well in shape.
H. Knight	"stand aside. I shall open it."
R�senfeld	wait are the runes in what language? H. Knight moves to rusenfeld
Drufle (GM)	High Archaic.
R�senfeld	i can speak high archaic, maybe I can read it?
Drumun	caaan you read it? its not the same thing
R�senfeld	not sure if separate
Drufle (GM)	Did you specifically say that you can?
Drumun	I can speak common, but I can't read common
Drufle (GM)	You have to spend an extra language slot for literacy. So if you didn't spend that, then no, you cannot read it.
R�senfeld	oh i just.. put high archaic in the languages I don't reember about it being separate guess I can't read it
Drufle (GM)	I mean, you certainly recognize it as such.
Drumun	"Ye can't just open a coffin like that!"
Drufle (GM)	You would've seen such writing before.
Drumun	"the dead rest in such places"
Drufle (GM)	You just won't be able to read it.
H. Knight	it's a shame I don't have language options
R�senfeld	"I don't see anything inherently wrong with this coffin... It's covered in High Archaic glyphs. I can't read them, unforunately." hm where should we look Drumun I have my back turned to them, I am keeping guard
Roy	I try looking at the floor for tracks?
Drufle (GM)	Sure!
H. Knight	"if the dead have risen... then there should be evidence/"
Drufle (GM)	Make a better perception check.
H. Knight	"inspect the others."
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 7 )+2+() = 9
Drumun	Ah don't like these doorways
Drufle (GM)	Eck.
R�senfeld	damn jsut short
Drumun	all of us percieve again?
Drufle (GM)	Well, something has been going in and out of the catacombs, but you have no idea what. No, don't bother.
R�senfeld	maye we should go deeper
Drufle (GM)	There is a wooden door to the west of you.
Drumun	I have dark sight, it might be easier for me to see
Drufle (GM)	That thing to the east is a stone wall. I covered over an entrance that was on the map.
Drumun	oh
R�senfeld	well let's try the door
Drufle (GM)	This isn't my map by the way, I took it. Sure!
R�senfeld	we need to make something happen or nothing will lol
Drufle (GM)	That is indeed the case.
Drumun	slow and steady I'm a dwarf afterall
H. Knight	is this a door I can fit through? dung-age people are short
R�senfeld	was just thinking that
Roy	"Are we going deeper now?"
Drufle (GM)	You can fit through these, yes.
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	It'll be a bit of a squeeze.
Drumun	"Ah think so..."
R�senfeld	"I think that is prudent."
Drumun	perceeeeeve
Roy	"Who goes first?"
Drufle (GM)	A small room lies ahead, with another door to your right. Drumun I peak through the door
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 1 )+0+() = 1
R�senfeld	i have 11 int, if you want me to roll perceptions
Drumun	good god Drumun trips over again
R�senfeld	ofc it won't matter if rng stays like this
Drufle (GM)	Back to the floor with you!
Drumun	"Who keeps leavin' these rocks everywhere" R�senfeld helps the dwarf up
Drufle (GM)	Drumun actually notices something by tripping! H. Knight carefully steps over Drumun's prone form
R�senfeld	"Are you drunk?"
Drumun	"Thank ye...and nay, I ain't drunk"
Drufle (GM)	The floor in this room is covered in a fine powder.
R�senfeld	:o
H. Knight	"what is this dust?"
Drumun	"Eh? the ground...its all dusty" Drumun brushes himself off
R�senfeld	Rusenfeld isn't experienced enough to be able to identify it immediately.. but if it's an int roll I can do that too
H. Knight	is there anything I can do right now other than go forward
Drufle (GM)	In the corner of this room is a large pile of bones. The dust seems to be accumulated there.
Drumun	do we int to try and identify the dust?
Drufle (GM)	Sure.
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + -2 + 0d6k1( 11 )+-2+() = 9
R�senfeld	"Let me see this dust."
Drufle (GM)	H. Knight is blocking the way a bit. He is HUGE
Drumun	yeah he's kinda big
R�senfeld	not passing the threshold of this door noo
Drufle (GM)	He's fine.
R�senfeld	lol
Drumun	I saw a thing move! a pog!
R�senfeld	yeah..
Drufle (GM)	Hm? No you didn't.
Drumun	yes I did
H. Knight	the pogs
R�senfeld	we didn't don't worry lol
H. Knight	they grow restless
R�senfeld	lemme int for this dust then
Drufle (GM)	You're definitely just seeing things.
H. Knight	let sleeping pogs lie
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 6 )+1+() = 7 Drumun inches forward slowly
R�senfeld	i dumb
Drufle (GM)	The dust is gray!
H. Knight	me I guess
Drufle (GM)	Kinda whitish.
Drumun	ah coulda told ya that
R�senfeld	"This dust is... gray."
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + -1 + 0d6k1( 2 )+-1+() = 1
R�senfeld	:P
Drufle (GM)	Nice.
R�senfeld	ahahahaha
Drufle (GM)	This dust is... DUSTY H. Knight doesn't even look down
Drumun	"Ah can tell that, lad"
Drufle (GM)	Would Roy like to try? Maybe she's not being inexplicably moronic at the moment.
R�senfeld	"Yes. Well. I thought maybe being a dwarf you might be colorblind or something". R�senfeld continues to be stupid.
H. Knight	"I cannot see colors."
Drumun	"Ah ain't colorblind...wait...tha wouldn't matter anyways!"
H. Knight	"I... used to."
Drufle (GM)	I think Roy may be having troubles staying awake.
R�senfeld	let's see if roy can save us
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 9 )+2+() = 11
R�senfeld	yeeees
Drufle (GM)	There we go.
R�senfeld	thank you
Roy	rolling 1d3 + 0( 2 )+0 = 2
Drumun	thank ye, lass
Drufle (GM)	It's bone dust!
Roy	oop
Drufle (GM)	Something has been crunching up bones and spewing the dust all over the floor.
R�senfeld	oh holy hell.
Drumun	we are going to die
R�senfeld	you didn't hold any stops eh druf? i thank you
Drufle (GM)	I do what I can.
Drumun	pls tell our heros, roy
R�senfeld	or don't, be funny to see them discover or not discover it
Drumun	gah!
Roy	"It looks like.. crunched up bones."
R�senfeld	lol sorry I kinda.. kinda have this.. perverse attraction to this game's difficulty
Drufle (GM)	I've noticed.
Drumun	"Oh...oh that's bad..."
H. Knight	"there is a pile in the corner. is it the source?"
R�senfeld	"'Crunched up'? As in something puverised them?" R�senfeld turns to look at the corner
Roy	"Ground up into dust."
Drufle (GM)	It is the source! I forget, how do you ping?
R�senfeld	who wants to go poke it?
Drumun	uhh
R�senfeld	double click?
Roy	hold a click
Drufle (GM)	Right.
Drumun	good to know
H. Knight	ponggg
Drufle (GM)	That lower left corner has the bones. So, who wants to go poke the bones!
Drumun	ah got a staff I should
H. Knight	also health
R�senfeld	yeah, well, rusenfeld won't object
Roy	i have a ten foot pole
Drufle (GM)	... do you actually?
Roy	which is like. three yards
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
R�senfeld	somebody poke the pile of bone dust with a long stick.
Drufle (GM)	Well, Drumun doesn't know that! Drumun inches up slowly
Drumun	how close do I need to be to poke this?
Roy	"Hey do you want to use a pole for that?"
Drufle (GM)	Your staff only has a reach of 1 tile. You'd have to get a bit closer.
Drumun	"If ye got one, then ya" R�senfeld remains silent.
Roy	It's in my pack! Roy hands over The Pole
R�senfeld	btw how long to torches burn for? Drumun inches back slowly and takes the pole
R�senfeld	mine will eventually run out right?
Drufle (GM)	Uh, an indeterminate and vague amount of time.
Drumun	"Right...lessee here"
Drufle (GM)	You can assume that unless something puts it out, it'll last this whole dungeon.
R�senfeld	ok good Drumun attempts to poke the pile with the longer pole
R�senfeld	can i also light any sconces we see automatically? would be very convenient
Drufle (GM)	As Drumun inserts the pole into the pile of bones, a tiny beast leaps out of the pile and starts gnawing on the pole!
H. Knight	oh!
Drumun	"Oi!"
Roy	"My pole!"
Drufle (GM)	MUNCH MUNCH
Roy	"Stop that creature!"
Drufle (GM)	It suddenly stops as it sees the dwarf on the other end of the pole.
Drumun	the fuck is that?
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 10 )+2+() = 12
R�senfeld	the girl?
Drumun	"Uh oh..."
R�senfeld	not the dwarf
Roy	perception
Drumun	I have the pole
Drufle (GM)	It's a tiny creature, oozing out of various orifices and covered in white dust
R�senfeld	oh
Drufle (GM)	Shards of bone jut out of it in various places. It's... HORRIFYING
Drumun	oh god
R�senfeld	oh fuck.
Roy	oh no
Drumun	whyyy the first monster
Drufle (GM)	>:D
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 2 )+0+() = 2
Roy	whats the roll again? will?
R�senfeld	because like 80% of them is horrifying
Drumun	fuuuuck
R�senfeld	will yeah
Drufle (GM)	Will, yes.
Roy	rolling 1d20 + -1 + 0d6k1( 9 )+-1+() = 8
Drumun	I have 3 insanity now
Drufle (GM)	3 rounds of frightened for Drumun!
H. Knight	am I rolling? can I even see
Drufle (GM)	1 round for Roy!
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 14 )+1+() = 15
Drufle (GM)	A good question, HK. I would assume you can do so now.
H. Knight	ok
R�senfeld	that's why i upped my will by one
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + -1 + 0d6k1( 14 )+-1+() = 13
R�senfeld	or int.. can't remember which one I aadjusted
Drufle (GM)	FIGHT TIE TIME*
Drumun	"What even is this thing?"
H. Knight	so are me and rus both fine?
Roy	oh no its a tie
Drufle (GM)	HK and Rusenfeld, you two can make fast turns! It's a tiny demon!
H. Knight	ok
Roy	can i make an intelligence roll to identify it
Drufle (GM)	Remember him?
Roy	oh
Drufle (GM)	Sure, Roy.
R�senfeld	i think we should fight it in the open area
Drumun	oh god that thing again
Drufle (GM)	I mean, you guys know what it is. Your characters don't!
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 3 )+2+() = 5
H. Knight	"get behind me!"
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, Roy doesn't have a clue.
Roy	these dice are bad
R�senfeld	remours of demons may have reached the inquisition's ears.. dunno if they told me about it htough
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + -2 + -1d6k1( 7 )+-2+-( 6 ) = -1
Drufle (GM)	Are any of you taking fast turns?
Drumun	I don't know shit
R�senfeld	i'm thinking
Drufle (GM)	Nice, Drumun. Nice.
H. Knight	I was to move in front of them
Drufle (GM)	Alright.
H. Knight	so they can vamoose
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead!
Drumun	can he -fit-?
R�senfeld	do we all just cram in there then? it's a pretty small room
Drumun	to be fair I probably have more health than him
Drufle (GM)	It is very cramped. H. Knight barges past
R�senfeld	i take a slow turn
H. Knight	can I roll to check the thing
Drufle (GM)	Sure!
H. Knight	int?
Drufle (GM)	As always.
Drumun	expect me not to know things often
R�senfeld	i'll roll it too unless it's an Action
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + -1 + 0d6k1( 11 )+-1+() = 10
Drufle (GM)	Nah, free action.
Roy	I take a slow turn to run away a bit
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 13 )+1+() = 14 no banes on this yes?
Drufle (GM)	It's a tiny demon! A horrible little spawn of the Shadow itself. Neither of you have banes, no.
R�senfeld	good
H. Knight	"a demon has infested this place!"
Drufle (GM)	So the demon is taking a slow turn as well. The three of you can go!
Drumun	good right
R�senfeld	i don't know about the Shadow yet kill it!
Drumun	Prepared action I wait for it to get closer if it does, I smak it I don't know where to stand
Roy	do i have line of sight to shoot it with a sling
R�senfeld	yeah i mean.. it's aa teeny tiny room
Drufle (GM)	.... Yes, Roy.
H. Knight	not with me in the way oh alright
Drufle (GM)	You don't occupy the entire space. So I think she's good.
Roy	i try that
H. Knight	it'd be cool if my pog could be two wide and three long *four long
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 7 )+0+() = 7
R�senfeld	slingshot is agility attack roll right?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Drumun	ech, with a bane that won't be doing anything
Drufle (GM)	That would miss regardless. And yeah, that was supposed to have a bane. Not that it mattered!
Roy	oh right
Drufle (GM)	So, are you going to take your move?
Roy	im gonna move away
Drufle (GM)	Alright. Rusenfeld?
R�senfeld	I'm waiting for Knight, did he not fast turn as wel?
H. Knight	I did!
Drufle (GM)	He already took his turn.
Roy	"We should get away from it!"
H. Knight	I moved in here!
Drufle (GM)	We're doing slow turns now!
R�senfeld	lol... ok
Drumun	"Ah don't think we kin outrun this thing"
R�senfeld	if i'm going first I'm getting a bit further out six tiles and i want to prepare an attack
H. Knight	oh sure leave us to get wormed to death
R�senfeld	is i can still
Drumun	your the last one this round
Drufle (GM)	You can, yes. What do you prepare? And what for?
R�senfeld	a normal attack if the demon comes in range grabbing it woul be bad in fact special actions would probably not be a good idea
Drufle (GM)	Well I can guarantee he ain't coming anywhere within melee range of you for the moment. Demon's turn! rolling d20+d6+5 ( 16 )+( 2 )+5 = 23 rolling d6 ( 6 ) = 6 6 damage to H. Knight!
H. Knight	aughhhhhhh
Roy	yike
R�senfeld	ouuch
Drufle (GM)	And now... POOF
H. Knight	why am I not already a tank
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d6 ( 6 ) = 6
Drufle (GM)	Alright, back to the top!
R�senfeld	did he void step?
H. Knight	druf what did it even do to me
Drumun	"Eh! Where did it go!?"
Drufle (GM)	He clawed at you!
H. Knight	so I can respond accordingly
Drufle (GM)	That's his only weapon. Anyway, Roy is no longer frightened. Drumun still is for two more rounds. Who wants a fast turn? H. Knight recoils as his abdomen is GUTTED by the tiny bone maggot
Roy	ill take a slow turn
R�senfeld	slow
Drufle (GM)	Knight?
R�senfeld	guess I better get in there so i want to move an attaack
Drumun	"Are ye alright, Knight?"
H. Knight	guess I'll hit it
Drufle (GM)	Take a swing!
H. Knight	what does it matter I'm dead next turn cornered by a bug rolling 1d20 + -1 + 0d6k1 ( 15 )+-1+() = 14
R�senfeld	you won't be dead you'll justbe out
Drufle (GM)	Not quite. Demon teleports! H. Knight smacks at the creature but it's too small!
H. Knight	aw shit
Drufle (GM)	Slow players?
Drumun	right then
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d6 ( 4 ) = 4
R�senfeld	move normal attack which with my dagger is agility rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1 ( 7 )+0+() = 7 and i miss it
Drufle (GM)	Nope. Roy?
Roy	I move to the nearest sarcophagus and try to pry it open
Drufle (GM)	... Very well!
Roy	oh wait is it
Drumun	you can't back up without him clawing at you
Roy	right in front of me
H. Knight	yes
Drufle (GM)	It would get a free attack on you. Yep! It's right there.
Roy	wow it moves fast
H. Knight	it's very small and hard to see
Drumun	void step
Drufle (GM)	Teleports!
Drumun	it literally teleports
R�senfeld	teleblorp
Roy	well then i try attacking it
H. Knight	teletubbies
Drufle (GM)	I get a free teleport every round unless i roll a 1 on a d6, which I have not done yet.
Drumun	"Did anyone see where et went?"
H. Knight	"It... wennt... out the door...."
Roy	or wait i use a defend action
Drufle (GM)	A smart move.
Roy	end turn?
H. Knight	you never said that was a thing!
Drumun	not yet I move within range
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, Drumun needs to go.
H. Knight	what am I doing trying to hit these damned things
Drufle (GM)	Remember you still have a bane!
Drumun	Prepared action, if it attacks at all, I'll attack "Ye stay away from the lass, ye bug!"
Drufle (GM)	Alright.
R�senfeld	do you get a boon for doing that ro something?
Drumun	that's the idea
Drufle (GM)	It turns around and goes to smack you!
R�senfeld	alright
Drumun	I'm not trying with a bane
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+d6+5( 16 )+( 1 )+5 = 22 rolling d6 ( 2 ) = 2 You take 2 damage!
R�senfeld	there's taht damn str
Drufle (GM)	Make your attack roll, Drumun!
R�senfeld	15 str, guys a tinydemon
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 7 )+1+() = 8 damn it
R�senfeld	rng, stop that please
Drufle (GM)	Man, what is with this? It's honestly kind of awful.
Drumun	watch this kill us
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, back to the top! Only one more turn of frightened for Drumun! Anyone taking a fast turn?
R�senfeld	me
Roy	i take a fast turn to defend
R�senfeld	to prepare an attack on the demon if anyone else does anything does that work?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. It's an action.
R�senfeld	good that's my fast turn
Drufle (GM)	Knight? Are you taking a fast turn?
H. Knight	oh ignore me I'm crippled and stuck in a closet
Drufle (GM)	:P Don't you have extra reach?
R�senfeld	you can hop above dwerf no?
Drumun	yeah, he can reach around me
R�senfeld	he's only 1/2
H. Knight	all I have is a club
Drufle (GM)	You can move through allies but not enemies, so he wouldn't be able to get around you guys.
R�senfeld	clobber that thang
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	You might as well try the club!
Drumun	you are size 2, which increases your reach
H. Knight	oh good
R�senfeld	yup 2 times tile uh
H. Knight	must be a size-2 club anyway~
Drufle (GM)	Ok, maybe not right on top of Drumun.
Drumun	that's a bit closer than you need to be
Drufle (GM)	Swing away!
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + -1 + 0d6k1( 20 )+-1+() = 19
R�senfeld	noice
Drufle (GM)	There we go. Roll damage!
Drumun	wowza
H. Knight	ok now 1d6?
R�senfeld	what's a clubl ike is it?
Drumun	I would think a club is 1d6
R�senfeld	sure is 1d6 yep
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
H. Knight	rolling 1d6( 2 ) = 2
R�senfeld	rNGGGG
H. Knight	bloody hell
Drufle (GM)	Whelp.
R�senfeld	let's run
Drumun	RNGSUS WHY
Drufle (GM)	Demon's fast turn!
Drumun	we can't run
R�senfeld	(we can't)
Drumun	the demon is too fast
R�senfeld	(I know)
Drufle (GM)	Attack the dwarf! DELICIOUS BONES
H. Knight	drufle do we have any Fortune right now
Drufle (GM)	Fortune? How so?
Drumun	wait, what about Rus's prepared action?
R�senfeld	oh yes
H. Knight	like it seems to be a point thing?
Roy	im being told to go to bread
H. Knight	reading the cheat sheet
Drumun	someone did something, so now he acts
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez, really?
H. Knight	let him act
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, have a go quick.
Drumun	if we must cheese, then WE SHALL CHEESE
Drufle (GM)	Rusenfeld gets his free swing because the demon is trying to attack.
R�senfeld	boon?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 1d6k1( 14 )+0+( 4 ) = 18
Drumun	nice
R�senfeld	finally rolling 1d6 ( 1 ) = 1 nope sorry
Drufle (GM)	Nice.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d3( 1 ) = 1 wow
H. Knight	this same thing happened in the tutorial
Drufle (GM)	What's that 1d3?
R�senfeld	dagger
H. Knight	the exact same
Drumun	the damage
Drufle (GM)	Oh, right. Anyway, BONES
R�senfeld	and i rolled a 1 in two different rolls ffs
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+d6+5( 18 )+( 5 )+5 = 28 rolling d6 ( 2 ) = 2
Drumun	uhg
R�senfeld	we dead
H. Knight	maybe, just maybe
Drufle (GM)	2 damage to Drumun!
Drumun	now its my turn
H. Knight	roll20 knows its a demon lord game
R�senfeld	it sure does!
H. Knight	and fudges the odds
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead, slow guys!
H. Knight	oh who am I kidding it gives us the same rolls in Pokemon
Drufle (GM)	Which is just Drumun.
Drumun	can I attack AND prepare and action?
Drufle (GM)	No.
Drumun	alright then
R�senfeld	preparing's an action
Drufle (GM)	Preparing would do nothing anyway, you're last!
Drumun	no point in preparing then rolling 1d20 + 1 + -1d6k1 ( 13 )+1+-( 4 ) = 10 erk
Drufle (GM)	Nope. And back to the top.
R�senfeld	kill it
Drumun	at least I'm no longer afraid
R�senfeld	i attack
Drufle (GM)	So Golurk, do you have to leave?
R�senfeld	or we stop
Roy	can still stay for a few mor e minutes maybe unti lbombat is over
Drufle (GM)	Alright, let's see if we can't kill this little guy quick.
Roy	*combat
R�senfeld	or die quick i attack it1
Drufle (GM)	Everyone, DOGPILE
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 18 )+0+() = 18
H. Knight	I really really want a gun.
Drumun	I prepare and action
Drufle (GM)	A hit!
R�senfeld	rolling 1d3( 1 ) = 1
Drumun	if it attacks, I swing
H. Knight	more chip
Drumun	"Ye blasted little bugger!"
Drufle (GM)	Roy? Knight?
R�senfeld	i only have a dagger...
Roy	what turn is it slow turn?
H. Knight	whoever's
Drufle (GM)	Fast.
Drumun	we be fast or on fast right now
Drufle (GM)	Do you want a slow turn?
Roy	oh ill take a fast turn to attack it
Drufle (GM)	Wise.
Roy	rolling 1d3 + 0( 2 )+0 = 2
Drumun	uhh
H. Knight	um
Roy	wait wrong button
Drufle (GM)	Hm.
H. Knight	' 3'
Drufle (GM)	Quite a roll there.
R�senfeld	hehe
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 17 )+0+() = 17
Drufle (GM)	A hit!
Drumun	there's the roll noice
R�senfeld	woosh
Roy	rolling 1d3 + 0( 3 )+0 = 3
Drumun	NOICE
H. Knight	:O
R�senfeld	oh dayum yes we might stand a chance yet
H. Knight	what are you hittng it with anyway?
R�senfeld	slingshot
H. Knight	hm
R�senfeld	no? Roy stabs it in an orifice
Drufle (GM)	Drumun and Knight, your turns.
R�senfeld	dagger??
H. Knight	ok
Drumun	I'm prepared
Drufle (GM)	Oh, right.
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + -1 + 0d6k1( 8 )+-1+() = 7
Drumun	my fright ended last round
Drufle (GM)	Nope. Demon's go!
H. Knight	this is infuriating
Drufle (GM)	Bite the girl!
Drumun	aha! it attacks! when do I swing, after it?
R�senfeld	right now
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
R�senfeld	no, right now it interrupts turns fine
Drumun	does it?
R�senfeld	that's what it said in the book
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, go ahead.
R�senfeld	you trigger even if it interrupts a turn
Drumun	well alright then rolling 1d20 + 1 + 1d6k1 ( 19 )+1+( 5 ) = 25 SWING
H. Knight	:O
R�senfeld	wow what
Drufle (GM)	Yikes.
Drumun	"You. Ripped. Mah. SHIRT!"
R�senfeld	hahahaha
Drumun	rolling 1d6+1( 5 )+1 = 6
R�senfeld	damage it to biiiits
Drumun	YAH!!!
H. Knight	AUGH
R�senfeld	YEEEEES
Drufle (GM)	And off he goes.
R�senfeld	dwerf! dwerf! Drumun drives his staff down into the demon!
H. Knight	just in time for dinner! back in a bit
Drufle (GM)	You don't mess with a dwarf's clothing, clearly. Well, I think we might have to end it here today.
R�senfeld	indeed thanks for pushing the limit with us golurk
Drufle (GM)	Can't have our first session without the full party.
Drumun	Introductions! Catacombs! Rude Mayors! COMBAT!!
Drufle (GM)	Maybe we'll try to pull it forward an hour or so next time.
R�senfeld	if possible, yeah
Drufle (GM)	So Golurk isn't up so late.
Roy	thank ~_~
Drumun	I can manage that
Roy	did it died
Drumun	Session 1 complete then it dead I stabed it with a staff
Roy	nice
R�senfeld	yeah it only had 15 hp
Drufle (GM)	By the way, there's 2 ss and 4 cp in the pile of bones amongst the dust.
Drumun	cool
Drufle (GM)	So that's all for this first session. Next week, we'll hopefully finish up the catacombs, and with it level 0!
Drumun	"That didn' go so bad..." finish the catacombs and get that loot R�senfeld is silent for various reason but is clearly breathing easier.
Roy	"I stabbed something! It felt GREAT"
Drumun	24 CP total in that pile "Yer way to into this, lass"
R�senfeld	you can't cut up ss's can you?
Drufle (GM)	Not as such, no.
Drumun	I don't know
Roy	give us the bits
R�senfeld	you can cut coppers
Drufle (GM)	You'd have to exchange them for coppers.
R�senfeld	you can't cut silver shillings
Roy	the bits
Drufle (GM)	As it stands, you gotta deal with those coins.
R�senfeld	the bis!
Drumun	well, how do we want to split this then?
R�senfeld	we can take it to a vendor to change it so one of us should jsut hang on to it
Drufle (GM)	I'd say party gold, for the moment.
R�senfeld	rusenfeld was the hire for the work so he can hold it for the moment
Drumun	the Big Pot it is then
R�senfeld	don't worry he won't keep any extra not in the tenets of his faith
Drumun	"There's coin in the dust" "Whatsa demon doin with coin?"
R�senfeld	"I don't think it belonged to teh demon.'
Roy	anyway im going to sleep now
R�senfeld	g'night golurk!
Drumun	night Golurk
Roy	thank you for The Game
Drufle (GM)	Night!