![]() Drufle (GM) | So this is, uh, session 10? I think? |
![]() Thicket | probably Rose also shuffles away |
![]() H. Knight | who even cares at this point Thicket is busy studying the moon pearl |
![]() Drufle (GM) | :P I'm trying to keep track! |
![]() Thicket | "Rusenfeld, dear, do you know where this came from?" |
![]() Sol | (To GM) rolling d20+1 ( 19 )+1 = 20 |
![]() Thicket | its going to be really hard not calling you Russ that was a Drumun thing for the record, Thicket just came back from here own thing she doesn't know what you guys have been up to |
![]() (To Sol) | So Bertram has probably heard pretty much the entire story at this point, up to but maybe not including the fact that the orcs weren't the bad guys necessarily. |
![]() R�senfeld | "The actual origin of the maiden's tear isn't clear. People believe it is, as the name suggest, a crystalized form of energy secreted or created by The Maiden. But in reality it is just an object created of blasphemous dark rites, I believe." |
![]() Thicket | "Oooh, 'blasphemous'" Thicket chuckles |
![]() Rose | "bitch, I want it!" |
![]() Thicket | "well I hope you don't mind me hanging onto this 'blesphemy'" "Excuse you, can you cast spells?" |
![]() Rose | "nope, but I bet it'll sell!" |
![]() R�senfeld | "The Lord will not necessarily be as forgiving, but so long as you keep that.. thing.. away from me... you may do as you wish." |
![]() Thicket | "Sell? wouldn't you rather fight off a dragon and get its horde?" |
![]() Drufle (GM) | I have no actual idea what would happen if you tried to sell a relic, honestly. There aren't any rules in the books for that. |
![]() Thicket | "Weapons are useful, dear" |
![]() Rose | "Tell you what, how about YOU fight a dragon and then I take what's left?" |
![]() Thicket | "And so are pretty tears" "Deal" Thicket puts the Tear away in her bag |
![]() Thicket | that 'deal' was sarcastic, btw |
![]() R�senfeld | rusenfeld has somehow avoided knowledge of drumun's transformation right |
![]() Rose | I figured |
![]() Thicket | he believes the Demon did it |
![]() Rose | somehow yes moron |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Yeah I think so. |
![]() Thicket | right now though, Drumun is missing |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Drumun is Gone. |
![]() Thicket | off somewhere else |
![]() H. Knight | missing, presumed |
![]() R�senfeld | you get points for that |
![]() Thicket | I should probably buy Thicket a better weapon |
![]() R�senfeld | in my books i know russ has heard about the Tear i just don't remember how much he actually knows about it |
![]() Drufle (GM) | It's currently a rather quiet day in the guild hall. |
![]() Rose | oh, I forgot how much money I had can I upgrade my bow or buy better? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Unfortunately, no. There's only one kind of bow in this game unless you shell out the enormous pile of gold for a magic bow. |
![]() Rose | but i want! how enormous is this pile |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Uhhhhh. Lemme go look quickly. |
![]() Thicket | I only have 1 gc... and some silver but still Rose slams 15 GP on the GM's table |
![]() Thicket | forth wall? what forth wall |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Oh I can assure you, 15 is not nearly enough. |
![]() Rose | aw |
![]() Thicket | speaking of weapons I want a rapier wait |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The components alone are almost 50 gc. |
![]() Thicket | would a ranged weapon be better? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | shrug |
![]() Rose | yes range is good |
![]() Thicket | oh they are a bit pricy hmmm If I hold a two handed weapon, can I not use magic? |
![]() Rose | does thicket speak elvish? |
![]() Thicket | and Writes! so yes Elvish, Common, and High Archaic |
![]() H. Knight | how do I whisper to other players what function is it |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Thicket: you cannot, no. |
![]() Thicket | darn |
![]() Drufle (GM) | It's /w PlayerName Message |
![]() H. Knight | ok |
![]() Thicket | right so |
![]() R�senfeld | brb sorry |
![]() Drufle (GM) | I'm still just searching for the magic weapon thing, sorry. |
![]() Thicket | I can't get the handcrossbow because its 2 gc Crossbow is twohanded Sling and Blowgun are weak |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Oh nevermind, I can't remember where it is. I'll just say it's at least 50 gc because it's definitely at least that much. |
![]() Thicket | ummm...noooo right so I'll just take a rapier |
![]() (To Rose) | Um???? |
![]() R�senfeld | is that a finesse sword? |
![]() Thicket | yeah |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Yep. |
![]() Thicket | my STR is crap |
![]() R�senfeld | i llke those |
![]() (From Rose) | oh can you see these too |
![]() (To Rose) | I can see all messages, apparently. |
![]() Drufle (GM) | To clarify for earlier, to cast a spell you must be able to speak and have one free hand. |
![]() (From Rose) | cool. interpret it as talking to her in elvish |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Golurk ran into that problem when he was trying to cast battle magic with his crossbow. |
![]() (To Rose) | Righto. |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Anyway, something about the plot... |
![]() Thicket | how much does my Staff sell for |
![]() R�senfeld | wasn't it like 5cp |
![]() Drufle (GM) | 5 cp if it's unused. More like 2 if you've used it a lot. |
![]() Thicket | I am going to assume I've used it a whole 2 cp |
![]() R�senfeld | hey that's like 20 bits, you're rich to some people |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Roy has been missing for a few days, after mentioning she would be doing some research in the local libraries. |
![]() Thicket | not rich enough welp, Roy's gone evil guys |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The swarms of beastmen have gradually receded from the fields of Caecras, and the holy city is a bit quieter. |
![]() Thicket | we're done for H. Knight trots up to the group, COVERED in shiny chrome armor |
![]() Drufle (GM) | CLANG CLANG CLANG |
![]() Thicket | wait, if he's Chrome now then he's not iron |
![]() H. Knight | "Hello Everyone. How Goes Business?" |
![]() Thicket | "..." "Woah..." |
![]() H. Knight | it's just shinyyyy R�senfeld Raises an eyebrow, then immediately lowers it again to alleviate the glare from one of the chandeliers reflecting off the armor |
![]() H. Knight | "I See That Miss Roy Is Not Among You." |
![]() Thicket | did Thicket ever meet Roy? |
![]() R�senfeld | "She elected to do some research in the local libraries." |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Formally? Possibly not. |
![]() R�senfeld | "What about, I apparently cannot remember." |
![]() Drufle (GM) | You've certainly seen her around. |
![]() Thicket | "Oh, the cute little human girl?" "I saw her in the library a few times...a few months ago" Yvonne Lariel is just quietly sliding papers around, signing documents, and generally making continuous white noise with the blur of parchment. |
![]() R�senfeld | "'Cute' isn't the term I would use, but I suppsoe I have gotten used to her. Yes, little blonde girl. Has megalomanic streaks. Very endearing." |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Has died multiple times in like a month. That one. |
![]() R�senfeld | "Has the perpensity to remain alive under unusually harsh conditions." |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Also just to clarify, it's only been like 2 weeks tops since the last level. |
![]() R�senfeld | "Very useful skill." |
![]() Thicket | only two weeks? well then |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Intra-arc gaps are much shorter. Inter-arc gaps are months or even years if necessary. |
![]() H. Knight | oh so I'm not just hot off the forge oh well |
![]() Drufle (GM) | You might still be! |
![]() R�senfeld | You'll always be hot off the forge for me, baby. |
![]() Drufle (GM) | That halfling smith is very good at his job. |
![]() H. Knight | ooohh~ Thicket is just mesmerized by HK's gleaming armor |
![]() R�senfeld | gonna do my fav thing in the guild "Yvonne, pop the kettle on, would you dear?" Yvonne Lariel looks up and raises an eyebrow. |
![]() R�senfeld | "I'll help you with paperwork later?" |
![]() Thicket | pffft |
![]() R�senfeld | he never does Yvonne Lariel grins and flicks a hand to the side, and a whistling pot starts shaking. |
![]() Thicket | "Such the gentleman" referring to russ |
![]() R�senfeld | so i'ma check out theboard |
![]() Thicket | of course |
![]() R�senfeld | because what is going on pls GM |
![]() H. Knight | "If Miss Roy Has Been Absent For So Long, We Should Search For Her" |
![]() Drufle (GM) | I mean, I was going to give you an actual pointer soon. |
![]() H. Knight | "She Would Do The Same For Us, I Am Certain" |
![]() Thicket | so Roy and Drumun are missing |
![]() Drufle (GM) | But if you'd like to take charge that works for me too. |
![]() R�senfeld | oh sorry we always check the board XD |
![]() Thicket | gotta get those quests |
![]() R�senfeld | how else do you grind loot |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The notice board today is sparse, aside from a few requests for materials and escorts. |
![]() R�senfeld | ooh 'escorts' |
![]() Yvonne Lariel | "Boards quiet today, hons. Most interesting thing is this one here." Thicket tries to place her hand on HK's new armor Yvonne Lariel picks a page off her pile and waves it in the air. R�senfeld walks over to her desk to have a look |
![]() R�senfeld | "What's this?" |
![]() H. Knight | "I Would Advise Against That, Miss Thicket" Thicket pulls back Yvonne Lariel slides it across the desk. |
![]() Thicket | "Right, sorry..." |
![]() R�senfeld | i look at it.. assuming i don't have to roll for that i could do, for kicks |
![]() H. Knight | "My Body Is 90 Percent Solid Iron. Believe Me, I Regret It Also" |
![]() Yvonne Lariel | "Church is asking for some help in one of the mausoleums." |
![]() R�senfeld | "Oh, wonderful, more abonimable creatuers from beyond the barrier." |
![]() Yvonne Lariel | "Noises at night, footsteps, that kinda thing." |
![]() Thicket | so, question, Thicket is a Dryad what the heck do people think of that? R�senfeld sighs |
![]() Thicket | like, this is not normal |
![]() H. Knight | well it HAS been a few weeks |
![]() R�senfeld | rusenfeld is ignoring you mostly, because the alternative is to hate you |
![]() Thicket | :( |
![]() R�senfeld | you're old magic! |
![]() Thicket | Thicket's mission is now to flirt with you |
![]() R�senfeld | lmao |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The premier heroes of Caecras are a saxophone-playing dwarf, a giant ancient robotaur, a gruff man, and a literal child. |
![]() R�senfeld | good luck.. don't know if he's had a piece of ass in literally years |
![]() Drufle (GM) | People aren't phased by much anymore. |
![]() Thicket | girls a Dryad man |
![]() Drufle (GM) | "Oh no, a plant person." |
![]() R�senfeld | leafy ass neither |
![]() Thicket | seducing is kinda their thing |
![]() H. Knight | HK is very accomodating |
![]() Drufle (GM) | That's a naiad, Noven. |
![]() R�senfeld | lol go ahead! I'd love it if you succeeded |
![]() Thicket | don't Dryads also have the allure thingy? |
![]() R�senfeld | be funny as hell |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Dryads didn't do that kinda thing as much, they were too busy killing people for messing with their trees. |
![]() Thicket | ah duly noted |
![]() R�senfeld | you can still flirt with me.. eyes sparkle |
![]() Thicket | hang on Russ, Thicket needs to stop being distracted |
![]() Drufle (GM) | They do have an allure ability, but so do like 80% of faerie creatures. Anyway! How about that piece of paper! |
![]() R�senfeld | "So do we have any foreknowledge at all of what all is waiting in the mauseleum? (-sp)" H. Knight Looks at paper Thicket peeks over Russ's shoulder Yvonne Lariel shrugs and shakes her head. |
![]() Rose | "lots of dead people?" |
![]() R�senfeld | "Or is it just a case of we go down there and get ambushed by a dozen demons and a hundred zombies?" Rose licks her lips |
![]() Yvonne Lariel | "Yeah, pretty much." |
![]() Thicket | "I wouldn't mind a few zombies...they're good fertilizer" |
![]() R�senfeld | hahaha |
![]() Rose | "I'll have to bring the BIG fork..." |
![]() Yvonne Lariel | "Nothing you can't handle, I'm sure." R�senfeld sort of grumble-growls |
![]() Thicket | Thicket is right in Russ's personal space, btw |
![]() Yvonne Lariel | "Demons, beastmen, undead, the usual, most likely." |
![]() Thicket | looking over him shoulder |
![]() Yvonne Lariel | "Or just a couple of rowdy teenagers." |
![]() Thicket | *his |
![]() R�senfeld | how tall is she? |
![]() Thicket | uhh good question I always imagine Russ being rather tall |
![]() R�senfeld | he's like the top tier of size 1 yeah |
![]() Thicket | So I don't think she's taller than you? |
![]() R�senfeld | so you're liek trying to look over my shoulder but end up sort of hopping? :P |
![]() Thicket | she is basically hanging from you |
![]() R�senfeld | lmao |
![]() Yvonne Lariel | "Reward ain't even much honestly. Somethin' like 25 gc, along with whatever you confiscate from whatever's in there." Yvonne Lariel sighs. Rose turns on her Business Charms and looks in Rusenfeld's direction |
![]() R�senfeld | "You know, you could just move around me." |
![]() Thicket | "I bet there's something good in there then" |
![]() R�senfeld | oh my god |
![]() Thicket | "But where's the fun in that, dear?" |
![]() R�senfeld | is it womanize russ day he's not even a woman R�senfeld sighs |
![]() Drufle (GM) | This is actually the beach episode. |
![]() Thicket | Thicket is perfectly innocent what are you talking about :P |
![]() Rose | no it's cajole you into entering a dark catacomb day |
![]() Drufle (GM) | You've been in plenty of catacombs! Ok well some of you have. |
![]() Thicket | Thicket hasn't |
![]() R�senfeld | that's unnecessary, rusenfeld's secretly perfectly happy to wipe out evil things |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Statistically speaking. |
![]() Thicket | she's been in none |
![]() R�senfeld | he just is a bit grumpy in general |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The average has gotta be like 2.4. |
![]() R�senfeld | because he's russ H. Knight is bored of this tomfoolery and moves to the door to begin the mission |
![]() R�senfeld | "Where is the disturbance, then, Yvonne?" "We'd best have our tea... well, those of us who drink.. and be off, eh." Thicket drops down from Russ's shoulder and grabs some tea |
![]() R�senfeld | herbal tea for the tree lady? |
![]() Thicket | why the hell not? |
![]() Yvonne Lariel | "East side, clergy district. It's the big ol' mausoleum with a 7-pointed star made of marble, can't miss it." |
![]() R�senfeld | do you just pour it on yourself to drink it? |
![]() Rose | "got any hot blood?" |
![]() Thicket | I think I can drink it normally |
![]() Yvonne Lariel | "In the back as usual, Rose. Can't keep that stuff up front." |
![]() Thicket | I mean I'm not literally a plant, I'm a faerie |
![]() R�senfeld | i know i was joking |
![]() Thicket | :P |
![]() Rose | "Shit really? well then! thanks for being so well prepared, dear!" |
![]() Drufle (GM) | She steeps her roots in it. |
![]() Thicket | it may have been a joke but I had to think about it Yvonne Lariel smirks. |
![]() Thicket | I legit do not know too much about Dryads R�senfeld shakes his head |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Right, so, catacombs? |
![]() R�senfeld | yeah how'd I end up with you lot again? |
![]() Thicket | they don't have a race section |
![]() R�senfeld | :P |
![]() Thicket | no one else was available |
![]() Drufle (GM) | I like how HK is literally halfway off the map. |
![]() R�senfeld | Dryads are spirits, usually, not actual trees, they're like the personification of trees |
![]() Drufle (GM) | I'M LEAVING |
![]() R�senfeld | in this game i guess that fits fey |
![]() H. Knight | HE HAS NO REASON FOR TEA OR SEXY TIMES |
![]() Drufle (GM) | :P |
![]() H. Knight | IT MAKES HIM UNCOMFORTABLE |
![]() R�senfeld | but yeah, catacombs |
![]() Thicket | onward! |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The party walks the ways over to the graveyard where the mausoleum lies, and find the door already unlocked. |
![]() R�senfeld | I'll see you later, yvonne, WOWNK |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Literally Roxy. |
![]() H. Knight | ooh I forgot to buy a weapon |
![]() Thicket | "This is...quiet a bit roomier than I expected" |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The interior of the mausoleum is bleak and somewhat dark, with dust coating most of the area. Do you need a weapon? |
![]() R�senfeld | perception roll! |
![]() Drufle (GM) | You're a Juggernaut. |
![]() Thicket | oh shit what are rapiers made of! R�senfeld: Perception Challenge Roll 9 i suck. |
![]() H. Knight | um |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Metal, but you can get bronze ones that work fine. |
![]() R�senfeld | somebody else roll perception :P |
![]() H. Knight | I LIKE weapons but sure let's see Thicket: Perception Challenge Roll 10 |
![]() H. Knight | what juggernaut does |
![]() Thicket | thanks druf I have Shadow sight does that help? Juggernaut punches shit |
![]() R�senfeld | just means you can see in the dark, doesn't it? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | You get 1d6 extra damage with your fists. Yep! The faint darkness doesn't bother you any. |
![]() Thicket | noice |
![]() Rose | god how do I roll again |
![]() Thicket | on your sheet there are little dice icons |
![]() R�senfeld | from your charsheet there are macro buttons, or you can roll /roll like this |
![]() Thicket | buttons |
![]() Drufle (GM) | A large, marble slab sits in the center of this room, with engravings signifying its contents as a local noble family. |
![]() R�senfeld | but then you have to prepare the math manually so I'd use the macro buttons Rose: Perception Challenge Roll 9 |
![]() Thicket | someone pls roll well |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Smaller coffins sit to the side of the room, sealed shut with religious markings on the top. |
![]() R�senfeld | thicket you already did 10 is a challenge sucess |
![]() Thicket | oh right |
![]() R�senfeld | what religion? new god? |
![]() Rose | what is this |
![]() Drufle (GM) | To the north(?), a large stone door has been blocked up. New god, yes. |
![]() Thicket | "Why do you humans put your bodies in boxes?" |
![]() R�senfeld | not looting them then |
![]() Rose | the "input value" says #(boons - banes) |
![]() Thicket | "It seems...wasteful" |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Just put 0. |
![]() Rose | oh ok |
![]() Drufle (GM) | You have no boons nor banes for this roll. |
![]() Thicket | "what ever happened to "From earth, to earth"?" |
![]() R�senfeld | "You feeling hungry, Thicket?" |
![]() Thicket | "Ew...no" |
![]() Rose | "I know I am" |
![]() R�senfeld | shots firedd quarrelsome trait, baby anyway i examine this blockade Thicket walks over to read the marble slab |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The large door has been jammed shut with wedges of stone, preventing it from being opened in your direction. |
![]() Rose | can I stealth myself |
![]() R�senfeld | that is you can't open it from the inside? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Sure, roll AGI. You can't open it from your side. |
![]() R�senfeld | oh |
![]() Thicket | what does this slab say, Drufle? |
![]() R�senfeld | well that's... annoying oh yeah what thicket said Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 16 |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The slab has lists of names of various noblemen and women across decades, along with a simple signifier and crest marking their family. There are quite a few people buried in this mausoleum. |
![]() Thicket | I was about to ask "anything I should recognize" but unless there's some wizard there's no way she'd know |
![]() H. Knight | "What Happens When The Mausoleum Runs Out Of Room?" |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Yeah, it's a relatively minor family. |
![]() R�senfeld | "They just make more room, Holy Knight. Usually at the expense of the poor." |
![]() Drufle (GM) | And, to be fair, there is a LOT of room in here. H. Knight glowers a bit |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Your point is valid but the family line will probably die off before this mausoleum gets filled. |
![]() Thicket | "Again, I do not understand this body-in-a-box situation you humans have" |
![]() R�senfeld | "It's a sign of respect for the dead." |
![]() H. Knight | "It is Done To Prevent The Body From Returning To The Earth." |
![]() Rose | "it's a form of takeaway, I think" |
![]() R�senfeld | lol do you actually consume the dead? like is that something Rose does? |
![]() Thicket | "This seems...disrespectful to the earth" |
![]() Rose | sometimes it's fresher than that |
![]() R�senfeld | interesting "I think I would prefer to be bathed in a purifying fire when I die." Thicket pushes on the rocks up at the door |
![]() R�senfeld | "My soul will return to the lord one way or another, to be judged." |
![]() H. Knight | "I Vaguely Remember My People Cremated Their Dead" |
![]() Drufle (GM) | They're wedged kinda tight. STR roll with 1 bane. |
![]() Thicket | "See? Fire is a much more reasonable way to treat the dead" Strength Challenge Roll 13 |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Oh. |
![]() Thicket | wut |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Shit. |
![]() H. Knight | I was there |
![]() Thicket | my first STR roll and its a 20 |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Thicket apparently just punches the wall and all the wedges fall out. H. Knight applauds |
![]() Thicket | "Okay, we can go deeper" I have a -7 on that roll in total |
![]() R�senfeld | "..." |
![]() Thicket | you got showed up by someone with 8 str R�senfeld doesn't like the supernatural power that this fairy apparently has |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Pfffft. THWACK Thicket looks over to Rusenfeld |
![]() Thicket | "Priests first, dear" |
![]() R�senfeld | "Alright." |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Yes, send the squishy human in first. Excellent idea. |
![]() Thicket | she is very smug right now |
![]() R�senfeld | fuck it, i'll d oit H. Knight shoves his way in front |
![]() H. Knight | "Be Sensible" |
![]() Thicket | HK disagrees it seems |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Deniiiiiiied. The door swings open! |
![]() R�senfeld | oh god |
![]() Thicket | beastmen |
![]() R�senfeld | no voidcallers this time psl Rose INSTANTLY nocks an arrow |
![]() R�senfeld | pls |
![]() Drufle (GM) | A couple of fomors are lazily resting against their blades, with an armored skeleton standing behind. |
![]() Thicket | "I hope we aren't interupting something" |
![]() Drufle (GM) | A bulky bugbear is eagerly watching the door to the east, where sounds of shrieking and roaring are coming from. |
![]() Rose | Marking the skeleton~ |
![]() R�senfeld | can i preload my crossbow? |
![]() Thicket | this does not look like a fight we want to partake in |
![]() Drufle (GM) | You can always assume your weapons are loaded. H. Knight cracks his knuckles |
![]() R�senfeld | ok cool |
![]() Thicket | we'll need to be careful we don't want to explode again |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The bugbear is a bit surprised at this first round, but everyone else will be acting! So, who wants to go fast? |
![]() R�senfeld | you lot should gather 'round so i can prayer |
![]() Rose | rose shoots the skeleton |
![]() R�senfeld | or do that lol |
![]() Thicket | you have to tell people to do that, Russ Thicket doesn't know you can Pray |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Uh, I'm actually not sure if you have range, Rose. |
![]() R�senfeld | "To me, I shall pray for you!" |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Oh geez, nevermind. |
![]() Rose | how far is that |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Bows have long range. |
![]() Thicket | "Well how nice of you" |
![]() Drufle (GM) | You're fine. |
![]() Thicket | I'll go fast to get next to him |
![]() Rose | using trickery |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Fire away! |
![]() R�senfeld | pewpew |
![]() Rose | um |
![]() R�senfeld | agility with.... 2 boons? |
![]() Rose | bloody weapon dice don't work! |
![]() R�senfeld | they don't? |
![]() Rose | I am trying and it's not coming up R�senfeld: Agility Challenge Roll 4 ^ |
![]() Thicket | oh you have to click on something they changed this sheet since last time |
![]() Rose | augh |
![]() Thicket | let me test |
![]() Drufle (GM) | You might have to do it manually otherwise. Thicket: Rapier Attack 9 Damage 5 |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Which shouldn't be an issue. |
![]() Thicket | yeah |
![]() R�senfeld | wait what |
![]() Drufle (GM) | That's really weird. Considering it doesn't take their stats into account at all. |
![]() Rose | ok so how do I click? |
![]() Thicket | I don't know WHY it wants you to click, but whatever click the enemy pog |
![]() Rose | I am hitting the thing with this mouse but nothing seems to be highlighting |
![]() Thicket | after clicking the macro button it doesn't highlight anything |
![]() Drufle (GM) | No, I tried her sheet too. It doesn't seem to function properly. |
![]() R�senfeld | omg! |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Just roll it manually. |
![]() Rose | okay |
![]() R�senfeld | dude my spells |
![]() Rose | so what do I need to do |
![]() Thicket | Oh FUCK |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Oh. Great. |
![]() Thicket | SPELLS ARE FUCKING GONE |
![]() Drufle (GM) | It's an AGI roll. With 1 or 2 boons? |
![]() H. Knight | Time out, monsters we need to re-spell 2 |
![]() R�senfeld | how am I meant to recall my spells :/ |
![]() Thicket | shit shit shit SHIT Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 21 |
![]() Thicket | I don't remember and one of my spells is custom I can't get that back |
![]() Drufle (GM) | A hit! By quite a long shot. |
![]() Thicket | it's still in the log, we can just pull it from that. |
![]() Rose | rolling 2d6 + 1(
6
+
3
)+1
= 10
and Exploit Opportunity |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Yikes. rolling 2d3 ( 1 + 2 ) = 3 7 damage! |
![]() Rose | second shot~ Agility Challenge Roll 25 |
![]() Thicket | where is the log |
![]() Rose | rolling 1d6 + 1(
3
)+1
= 4
|
![]() R�senfeld | i think drufle has to literally open the chat logs, streak hasn't been logging this one |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Yeah the actual logs. |
![]() Rose | exploit opportunity again~~ |
![]() Drufle (GM) | And wow, another severe hit. |
![]() Thicket | I don't know how to open those |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Hey now! |
![]() R�senfeld | it crashed my browser when i try |
![]() Drufle (GM) | EO only activates once a round. Scroll up as far as you can in this chat window. |
![]() Rose | oh well! |
![]() Drufle (GM) | There's an option at the very top of recent messages to read the log. rolling d3 ( 1 ) = 1 Right, so Ruse is using Prayer? |
![]() R�senfeld | wow it didn't crash i guess i'd really like to recollect my spells though i need to know what i have available for divine smite and in general |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Alright, should we take 5 and clean this up a bit? |
![]() R�senfeld | yes please |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Alright! Drufle (GM) blows his Official GM Whistle. |
![]() Rose | I'll need to get crank#s and surter's spells too won't I |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Time out! Foul: Weird character sheet nonsense! You sure will, I imagine. |
![]() Thicket | you work with Russ, I'll work with Thicket |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Let's save fixing the non-current characters for out-session time, though. |
![]() R�senfeld | yeah |
![]() Rose | oh ok |
![]() R�senfeld | that's fine |
![]() Thicket | this is my only spellcaster, thankfully |
![]() R�senfeld | luckily i wrote what all traditions i have opened |
![]() Drufle (GM) | I mean, that's pretty easy for you. You're a priest, there's only 3 available :P |
![]() R�senfeld | yes but it also tells me how many times i've opened a tradition which in some cases comes at the expense f a spell i know it's not hard, it just helps me remember |
![]() Drufle (GM) | I think you only had burning beam from Celestial, yes? |
![]() Thicket | I might swap that for an Air spell :P since I haven't used any spells yet nothing is canon yet |
![]() Rose | we'll also need to enter damage values for our weapons they're all blanked so they default to 1d6 |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Cool. That is. Very weird? So Ruse, you have one tradition-open and then 5 spell/tradition choices, I believe. You had all three traditions opened, so you only have 3 non-0 rank spells. |
![]() R�senfeld | i have belssing right? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Yes. Which is what I assume you used on HK and Thicket. |
![]() R�senfeld | that's touch, I used prayer |
![]() Drufle (GM) | You had Revelation, I remember. Prayer is the ability that lets you give people a free boon from afar. But only one person per round. |
![]() R�senfeld | oh oh oh right |
![]() Thicket | okay I'm going to open the Air tradition instead of Celestial |
![]() R�senfeld | yes, blessing derp |
![]() Thicket | now that I know how Elemenatlists work |
![]() Drufle (GM) | I think you had Minor Healing and, uh, Moderate Healing from Life? Or did you have Vitality Burst? |
![]() R�senfeld | i definitely had vit. burst |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Right. Ok, that's all your spells then. |
![]() R�senfeld | burning beam too |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Burning Beam, Minor Healing, Vitality Burst, Create Holy Symbol, Blessing, and Revelation. 6 spells for 6 choices. |
![]() Thicket | how many choices would I have had? I know I took a spell at level 4 |
![]() Drufle (GM) | 7 total, or 8 with your level 4 bonus. But you won't have 8 spells. |
![]() Thicket | 3 of those were used on Traditions |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Because you get 2 every time you open a tradition. |
![]() Thicket | 1 was used on a custom spell so 4 choices left afterwards |
![]() Drufle (GM) | So 6 from your 3 tradition choices, and then 5 more. So yeah. |
![]() Thicket | I'll uh...need a moment |
![]() Drufle (GM) | They were virtually all from Nature and Fire, I believe. You didn't do much with Celestial when you had it. |
![]() Thicket | yeah now I don't have celestial at all welp |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Let's all applaud these nice fomors for being so patient. |
![]() Thicket | thank you fomors R�senfeld claps sloly |
![]() R�senfeld | slowly* just in the middle of the fight he sort of claps slowly for no reason apparently |
![]() Drufle (GM) | I apologize, I didn't know the sheets would implode on us like this. |
![]() R�senfeld | it's not your fault lol it's whomever maintains the roll20 SotDL systems |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Oh wow, did you already do everything Ruse? |
![]() R�senfeld | think so |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Dang, nice job! |
![]() R�senfeld | ty most data is kept on my main sheet because i'm smart apparently |
![]() Drufle (GM) | :P |
![]() R�senfeld | gonna take the opportunity to be right back pls |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Well hey, that boneguard is already at like half health. |
![]() Thicket | nice |
![]() Rose | just checking whoops |
![]() H. Knight | Druf, do I get 1d6 for my size? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Yep! As always. |
![]() R�senfeld | sorry for doing this in hte middle of the sesh but i really need some food, kinda shaking a bit |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Because fists are a "weapon" |
![]() H. Knight | and the boon too cool |
![]() R�senfeld | so i'll be uh.. like 10 minutes? making instant ramen takes no time |
![]() Thicket | sorry I'm taking so long |
![]() Drufle (GM) | It's alright. |
![]() Thicket | I think I had overgrowth? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | That sounds familiar, yes. |
![]() Thicket | "SHILLELAGH" this is...a strange spell I mean, not what it does just that its an attack boost only for me |
![]() Drufle (GM) | yep |
![]() Thicket | and only works on clubs or staves |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Also you have a magic stick. |
![]() Thicket | do I? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | No. If you cast the spell. |
![]() Thicket | ah right, yeah almost done |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Good, good. Sol should be back soon as well. And then we can hopefully deal with these nasty men. |
![]() Thicket | okay I think I have everything |
![]() Drufle (GM) | And then whatever's behind that other door! Definitely nothing bad. That list of spells looks about right. So, we can probably get going now, since Ruse already went. |
![]() Thicket | oh boy... |
![]() Drufle (GM) | I think all of you went fast? |
![]() Thicket | I hope we didn't make a mistake oh, question |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Rose shot, Ruse used Blessing, and both you and HK moved. |
![]() Thicket | how much do berries cost? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | I mean, you can just grab them from the wild. They're berries. |
![]() Thicket | right so I did that and made them healing before coming in here |
![]() Drufle (GM) | If you want to buy them they're a pittance, probably a few bits. |
![]() H. Knight | hk didn't move yet |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Oh, he didn't? Do you want to go fast? |
![]() H. Knight | depends on if I can hit those formors from where I start |
![]() Drufle (GM) | You could charge, I suppose. |
![]() Thicket | do you want to rush into this? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Double move, strike with one bane. |
![]() H. Knight | if not me then who else I'll take it but not now wait for sol |
![]() Thicket | just let them come to us |
![]() H. Knight | yeah |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Sol already went this round, we can get this going ahead. |
![]() H. Knight | ok I'll wait |
![]() Drufle (GM) | You have an extra boon for 6 rounds from his blessing. So, uh, lots of boons. |
![]() H. Knight | no sense in telling him to be sensiblle if I'm not |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Alright, fast monsters! |
![]() Thicket | here they come fomor pls, get off KH *HK |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The boneguard is gonna fire his bow at HK. |
![]() H. Knight | wish I had a shield |
![]() Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+5+1d6(
3
)+5+(
1
)
= 9
Oh. |
![]() Thicket | I mean |
![]() Drufle (GM) | PEW |
![]() Thicket | this feels familiure |
![]() H. Knight | tink |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The arrow just kinda effortlessly pings off his massive armor. Oh by the way, HK. Is this your special armor? |
![]() H. Knight | yes |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Was it just +1 def? |
![]() H. Knight | it has to be it's literally welded to my body |
![]() Drufle (GM) | I don't remember what bonuses we gave it. |
![]() H. Knight | I thought it was heavy same |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Oh right, we reduced the STR reqs, didn't we. |
![]() H. Knight | yes that's it |
![]() Drufle (GM) | So it was heavy armor that you could easily wear. |
![]() H. Knight | aye |
![]() Thicket | "wear" |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Anyway, HK, you're up. |
![]() Thicket | it pretty much is his body |
![]() H. Knight | alright how do I grab |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Uhhhh. |
![]() H. Knight | cuz that right one is getting grabbed |
![]() Drufle (GM) | You must have at least one hand free to grab, and you cannot be grabbing another creature. Choose one target creature within your reach that has a physical body (not a spirit, for example) and make a Strength or Agility attack are already grabbing, you automatically get a success. roll against the target�s Agility. If you choose a creature you |
![]() Drufle (GM) | On a success, the target becomes grabbed until the end of the next round. If you are prevented from using actions (such as because you are dazed, stunned, or unconscious), the grabbed affliction ends. The grabbed affliction also ends if you move or are moved to a position where you can no longer reach the grabbed target. (See Grabbed for more |
![]() Drufle (GM) | information on the effects of being grabbed, and Escape for how to escape a grab.) So just a STR check against his AGI. |
![]() H. Knight | ok |
![]() Thicket | glad we have simple grapple rules |
![]() Drufle (GM) | You are aware that you don't have the enemy club ability, right? |
![]() H. Knight | ...no I am not do I have to buy that |
![]() Drufle (GM) | No, that comes at level 6. |
![]() H. Knight | aww well I can still throw him right? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Your level 3 abilities are hitting harder with your fists and not being stopped. Uh, yes. That is an option. |
![]() H. Knight | good because unless I am VERY blind |
![]() R�senfeld | ok sorry i'm back |
![]() Thicket | just chuck him at the other one |
![]() H. Knight | that is a Pit Of Spikes behind him |
![]() Thicket | welcome back rus oh right, what are those? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | It is! |
![]() Thicket | are they actually... oh...my...yes |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Those are guards set up by the beastmen to protect the area. Moving through the area causes 1d6 damage. |
![]() H. Knight | do I have russ's blessing |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Yes. |
![]() H. Knight | ok |
![]() Drufle (GM) | So you have, uh. 3 boons. |
![]() Thicket | slam dunk them into the spikes that has to do extra damage, right? H. Knight: Strength Challenge Roll 15 |
![]() Drufle (GM) | 1 from warrior, 1 from Ruse, oh. Hit! |
![]() Thicket | HOIST |
![]() Drufle (GM) | That's your turn, then. H. Knight reaches down and cranes them up high |
![]() Drufle (GM) | And that's the end of the round! So, who's going fast? |
![]() Thicket | right they're like right in from of me |
![]() Rose | me do I still have line of sight on the skellyman? |
![]() R�senfeld | suggestions? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | No, Rose. HK is in the way. |
![]() Thicket | can she...charge and fire? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Nope. |
![]() Thicket | is charge only for melee? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Charging only works with melee. |
![]() R�senfeld | lso what is that thing |
![]() Drufle (GM) | What thing? |
![]() Thicket | darn |
![]() R�senfeld | how do i ping that |
![]() Rose | how big is the doorway? can I stand on the altar and see him from there? |
![]() R�senfeld | yes |
![]() Drufle (GM) | That's a bugbear! Uhhhhhh yeah, you could, Rose. |
![]() Rose | excellent |
![]() Drufle (GM) | That's still a slow turn action though. |
![]() Rose | I'll go slow |
![]() R�senfeld | baby go slow rrrow |
![]() Thicket | I should probably go fast |
![]() Drufle (GM) | You guys recognize bugbears as, like, the big brothers of beastmen. Not quite minotaur level, but still quite nasty. |
![]() Thicket | so he's the "boss" of this fight then |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Sure, let's say that. |
![]() R�senfeld | inb4 he fireballs us just 'cuz |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Ruse, you could always fire your crossbow at the fomors. |
![]() R�senfeld | i'm thinking that, yeah |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The left one, specifically. |
![]() R�senfeld | i'll go fast and fire at the left one |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The right one is a bit preoccupied. |
![]() R�senfeld | am i blessed by myself? wait |
![]() Thicket | I'll use a Fire Missile after him |
![]() R�senfeld | no |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Nope. |
![]() R�senfeld | divine smite i expend a denounce |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Oh lord. |
![]() Thicket | uh oh |
![]() R�senfeld | gives me a minimum 1d6 bonus right? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Yes. Also, the spell doesn't get used up unless you hit. Just as a reminder. |
![]() R�senfeld | oh nice ok so do i use a specific macro or what |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Just do your regular crossbow shot. And we can add the damage. |
![]() R�senfeld | ok Agility Challenge Roll 9 fail |
![]() Thicket | :( |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Rats. |
![]() R�senfeld | fml |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Oh well, Thicket? |
![]() Thicket | wait where are the boons |
![]() Drufle (GM) | He has none. |
![]() R�senfeld | i dont' get any |
![]() Thicket | oh |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Downside of being a support character is that your abilities generally don't affect you. |
![]() Thicket | well |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Thicket, are you going? |
![]() Thicket | yep! boon for prayer? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Blessing, but yes. Unless he also wants to give you prayer. |
![]() Thicket | oh right uhhh I'm going to say I was in Fire mode when I walked into here Flame Missile - Fire 0 Attack 16 vs Agility Damage 4 Target/Area One creature or object within long range Duration Requirement Description You loose a fiery missile at the target. Make a Will attack roll against the target�s Agility. On a success, the target takes 1d6 damage. Triggered Roll 20+ holy shit |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Alright oh WOW. That's, uh, quite a macro there buddy. |
![]() Thicket | okay |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Well, that did hit. |
![]() Thicket | well, I was in fire mode I think he needs to make an AGI save |
![]() Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+3(
1
)+3
= 4
Wow. |
![]() Thicket | rolling 1d3(
3
)
= 3
3 more damage |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Righto! |
![]() Thicket | the other guy isn't close enough so he's fine |
![]() Drufle (GM) | HK, are you going fast? I imagine not. Thicket hurls a ball of flame at the fomor |
![]() H. Knight | you imagine correctly |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Right then, monster fasts! |
![]() R�senfeld | funny how tree lady fires a fireball |
![]() Thicket | Russ is right next to her he saw the tree lady throw fire |
![]() Drufle (GM) | This poor fomor is gonna try to stab HK. Oddly enough, being grabbed doesn't actually give them any penalties. They just can't move. rolling d20+3+2d6k1 ( 20 )+3+( 4 + 5 ) = 28 |
![]() Thicket | oh |
![]() Drufle (GM) | HRAAAAAAAAAR |
![]() Thicket | wow |
![]() Drufle (GM) | rolling 1d6+2-1d6(
4
)+2-(
4
)
= 2
Nice. |
![]() Thicket | well they tried |
![]() H. Knight | can I say it's facing the spike pit and not me |
![]() R�senfeld | i mean he knows you're a dryad or something anyway, i should think by now that's not an issue |
![]() H. Knight | though I can DR that |
![]() R�senfeld | much less scary than facing a werepig |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Yeah, I included the DR. He only does 2 damage. |
![]() H. Knight | oh you did ok "Ow." |
![]() Thicket | you said he doesn't like old magic which is definitely Thicket's thing |
![]() R�senfeld | he doesn't |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The skeleman attempts his bow again! |
![]() Thicket | Will magic |
![]() Drufle (GM) | HAVE AT YE ROBOMAN |
![]() R�senfeld | you're not impure magic though that's the thing |
![]() Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+5+d6(
12
)+5+(
2
)
= 19
HRG |
![]() H. Knight | hit the goat! |
![]() R�senfeld | dryad's aren't a curse or an abomination |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Oh, hm. If he had missed, I would allow that. |
![]() Thicket | I'm glad you think that way :P |
![]() Drufle (GM) | But he didn't. |
![]() H. Knight | awww |
![]() Drufle (GM) | rolling 2d6-2d6(
2
+
4
)-(
4
+
6
)
= -4
Nice job. TWANG |
![]() H. Knight | I wish that healed me |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Pfffft. If only. |
![]() Thicket | don't worry I have berries of healing |
![]() R�senfeld | he's a paladin lol i'm not gonna attack random things unless under extreme stress |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The arrow just gets absorbed into your armor. The other guys are going slow. Slow players! |
![]() H. Knight | Me |
![]() Thicket | oh boy |
![]() H. Knight | I throw this goat into the Pit Of Spikes to my right |
![]() Thicket | will you walk up next to it first? |
![]() H. Knight | can't move while in a grapple |
![]() Thicket | oh |
![]() H. Knight | even if he's tiny |
![]() Thicket | even though you're bigger than him? well alright |
![]() H. Knight | GM! |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Is that true? |
![]() H. Knight | I dunno you tell me |
![]() Drufle (GM) | It is in Pathfinder, I don't think it is here. Ah no, you're right. You can't move without losing the grab. |
![]() H. Knight | yeah they didn't factor in giant horsement |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Alright then, AGI with one boon. Actually, uh, hm. Yeah I guess it is AGI. |
![]() H. Knight | aww really? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Since you're throwing something. |
![]() Thicket | not STR? actually he has Reach right? because Big? those spikes are in range he could just slam the Fomor down into them |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Not by normal rules, no. Those spikes are 3 squares away. His reach is only 2. |
![]() Thicket | aw... |
![]() H. Knight | I don't have a hand on the end of my lance though that WOULD be nice |
![]() Thicket | wait |
![]() Drufle (GM) | You can throw him and add your STR mod if you want. Actually wait you have a slow turn. |
![]() Thicket | grab the fomor by the ankle and swing him down into the spikes |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Why not just walk up to it? |
![]() Thicket | he cant move, remember? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Arg. Right. |
![]() H. Knight | throw with AGI |
![]() Thicket | swing him down by the ankle |
![]() R�senfeld | sit on him problem solved Kappa |
![]() H. Knight | that's for the other one |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Just gimme an AGI roll to see if we need to worry about this at all. With 1 boon. H. Knight: Agility Challenge Roll 16 |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Yeah see. Also music stopped, so new track time. |
![]() Thicket | maybe they'll fix that someday |
![]() Drufle (GM) | rolling 2d6(
6
+
1
)
= 7
KERSTAB |
![]() H. Knight | only 7? I'd have done more by punching him |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Hey, I'm giving you an extra die of damage! |
![]() R�senfeld | @thicket no they'll just break the sheets again instead |
![]() Thicket | I don't think he's going to be getting up too easily |
![]() H. Knight | oh! ok! |
![]() Thicket | @Rusenfeld :( |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The spikes only do 1d6 normally, they're meant to be an annoyance, not an actual weapon. |
![]() H. Knight | I wanted Instant Death Pit but |
![]() Drufle (GM) | :P |
![]() H. Knight | can he climb out easy? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Nah, he'll have to pull himself off the spikes. |
![]() Thicket | ouch |
![]() Drufle (GM) | It'll be a bit rough. Do you want to move? You still have your move. |
![]() H. Knight | yes there? Thicket applauds |
![]() Thicket | "Nice throw, dear!" |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Sure. Rose, fire away. |
![]() H. Knight | "It's What They Deserve, Miss" "For Franternizing With Evil" |
![]() Rose | yyep not standing on altar since HK moved |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Righto. |
![]() Rose | so same as before. Trick shoot |
![]() Thicket | I swear if this bugbear is a mage |
![]() R�senfeld | it totally is i'm telling you Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 15 |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Hit! |
![]() Rose | hmm oh goos d |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Ah, goose. |
![]() Rose | rolling 2d6 + 1(
5
+
4
)+1
= 10
|
![]() Drufle (GM) | rolling 2d3(
1
+
2
)
= 3
Death by, like, 4 cuts. Poor skeleman is just being torn apart by arrows. |
![]() Rose | 3 |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Monster turn! |
![]() Rose | oh wait |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Do you want to move? |
![]() Rose | nnop" |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Alright, so first off this fomor is gonna go punch a tree lady. |
![]() Thicket | wow rude wait doesn't HK got AoO? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Nope! |
![]() Thicket | *get damnit |
![]() Drufle (GM) | He hasn't left his reach. rolling d20+3+d6 ( 6 )+3+( 2 ) = 11 |
![]() H. Knight | I thought it was moving _within_ reach |
![]() Thicket | holy shit he missed Thicket stumbles back as her armor takes the hit |
![]() Drufle (GM) | When a creature in your reach willingly moves out of your against that creature using a melee weapon you are wielding. reach, you can use a triggered action to make an attack |
![]() H. Knight | ohh |
![]() Drufle (GM) | So no, out of reach. Within reach is actually Pathfinder rules! But we never did that. Because it's awful. Anyway yeah, wow, he actually missed. Bugbear! |
![]() Thicket | ahahaha uhhh what is he doing? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Rats, not quite far enough. I guess he'll fire his bow? But back a bit. |
![]() Thicket | he has a bow? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | He does, apaprently. Apparently* |
![]() H. Knight | I keep forgetting that bugbears are not actually bug bears |
![]() Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+3+d6(
17
)+3+(
4
)
= 24
rolling 2d6+1-2d6 ( 3 + 3 )+1-( 2 + 4 ) = 1 |
![]() H. Knight | "please stop" |
![]() Drufle (GM) | God, why do I even try attacking this roboman. |
![]() Thicket | I don't think these monsters can hurt HK |
![]() Drufle (GM) | He's so big! And metal! |
![]() Thicket | he's distracting |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Anyway, suddenly! |
![]() R�senfeld | what do you mean "suddenly" we said no fireballs pls TT |
![]() H. Knight | CYBER AKUMA |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The door to the east breaks open as a corpse flies through it, cracking a coffin open. |
![]() Thicket | uhhh |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Top of the round! |
![]() Rose | FAST |
![]() Thicket | well that's odd I'll go fast as well I want away from this fomor |
![]() R�senfeld | aoo |
![]() Thicket | 1 yard step will get me out of that |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Indeed. |
![]() Thicket | but first |
![]() R�senfeld | man why is there always a weird loophope what's the point of the mechanic |
![]() Thicket | since he's right next to me Will vs STR roll boon from blessing? |
![]() R�senfeld | can i just butt the crossbow on the fomor's head |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Uh, I assume so, yes. Thicket: Will Challenge Roll 12 shit I don't think that's enough |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Against his STR? It is. |
![]() Thicket | oh really? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Yes. |
![]() Thicket | rolling 2d3(
2
+
2
)
= 4
he takes 4 damage and is immobilized by roots |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Righto. Thicket punches the Fomor in the nose and roots sprout all over him |
![]() Thicket | "That was for your rude behavior" |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Rose, fire away. Thicket takes a 1 yard step back |
![]() Rose | Trick Shots Hat Trick! |
![]() Drufle (GM) | And Ruse, to answer your question, the 1-yard step takes a t-action, so if you don't have that you can't do it. Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 11 |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Miss, unfortunately. |
![]() Thicket | did our luck run out? |
![]() Rose | oh dear! |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Ruse? HK? Anyone else going fast? |
![]() R�senfeld | yeah i want to melee with the crossbow can i do that? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Uhhhhhhh I guess? It'll do like 1d3 damage at best. |
![]() H. Knight | how big is this bugbear? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Size 1. |
![]() H. Knight | cool I can reach it from here |
![]() R�senfeld | ok cool |
![]() Drufle (GM) | About 7 feet tall. |
![]() R�senfeld | divine smite! |
![]() Thicket | divine pistolwhip |
![]() R�senfeld | will expend denounce if successful is it still finesse or do I have to do STR? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | STR, I imagine. These things aren't meant for hitting. So you just have to put your back into it. R�senfeld: Strength Challenge Roll 9 what |
![]() Drufle (GM) | That's a miss. |
![]() R�senfeld | c'mon stupidd thing |
![]() Thicket | do you want to do a 1-yard step? |
![]() R�senfeld | yeah i guess |
![]() Thicket | or do you need your T-action? That fomor can't go anywhere so |
![]() R�senfeld | but can i do that after an attaack? |
![]() Thicket | I think so I did at least |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Yes. At any time. HK, are you gonna go fast? |
![]() H. Knight | ok so |
![]() R�senfeld | i can't move my pog |
![]() H. Knight | laast turn I walked and grabbed can I grab and throw in one turn? |
![]() R�senfeld | left-clicking drags the map.. oh ok it was a tool thing |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Yeah. Uhhhh. I'm gonna say probably not, HK. That sounds like two actions. |
![]() H. Knight | oh ok |
![]() Thicket | maybe just charge and punch? |
![]() H. Knight | My plan was to reach back, grab the formor and toss it at the bugbear but if not possible, will punch |
![]() Drufle (GM) | That fomor isn't going anywhere soon. |
![]() Thicket | that Fomor is rooted |
![]() H. Knight | okay then |
![]() Thicket | I don't think you even can pick him up |
![]() H. Knight | punching biggo goblino in the schnozzle ROCKET FIST |
![]() Thicket | wait wut |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Hey Ruse, can you roll a d6 for me? |
![]() H. Knight | it's in range |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The bugbear? No he isn't. |
![]() H. Knight | it's not in range |
![]() Drufle (GM) | He's 3 tiles away. |
![]() H. Knight | why the hell did you put a larger tiled floor behind a grid |
![]() Drufle (GM) | I apologize for the dumb background tiles. |
![]() H. Knight | thank you |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Legitimately matching the grids is horribly painful. |
![]() Thicket | how about an unbalancing charge attack? |
![]() H. Knight | not with spike pits behind me! |
![]() Thicket | move around them??? |
![]() H. Knight | ok |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Do what you will! |
![]() H. Knight | can I circle round the back? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | No, charges have to be relatively straight. |
![]() H. Knight | I mean if I don't charge |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Oh, sure, but then wait for your slow turn. |
![]() H. Knight | hmm vote? |
![]() Thicket | I mean |
![]() H. Knight | charge or no |
![]() Thicket | that Bugbear is pretty close to us and is probably the strongest thing here |
![]() H. Knight | rose's advice is charge thus I shall do so |
![]() R�senfeld | you're pretty bulky but what if bugbear turns out to absolutely wreck with physical attac? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Ruse, give me a d6 while you're here, by the way. |
![]() H. Knight | ...how do I do this one again |
![]() Thicket | try to knock him down as well |
![]() R�senfeld | rolling 1d6(
1
)
= 1
oh ddear |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Alright, nevermind. |
![]() R�senfeld | wish i knew what i failed |
![]() Drufle (GM) | I just found out that you get 1 boon against immobilized targets. So I was gonna retroactively let you hit the fomor man. |
![]() R�senfeld | oh |
![]() Drufle (GM) | But you still missed so nevermind. |
![]() R�senfeld | well apparently eff that :P |
![]() Drufle (GM) | HK, it's just 1 bane for charging. |
![]() H. Knight | ok |
![]() R�senfeld | I say don't charge the bugbear, btw, mopp |
![]() Thicket | the best part of rooting touch is that it isn't a spell I don't think there is a limit to how often I can use it |
![]() H. Knight | really? |
![]() Thicket | its a Dryad thing |
![]() R�senfeld | yes i think you should help us deal with the fomor and get away from bugbear |
![]() Thicket | no that Fomor next to us can't hit us this turn we're out of its reach and it can't move |
![]() H. Knight | russ you just need to step back a bit and shoot it like a normal person I shall deal with the boss man I am the tank |
![]() R�senfeld | i need to reload! |
![]() Thicket | HK needs to tank none of us can take hits well |
![]() H. Knight | righto time to go |
![]() Thicket | well maybe Rose can |
![]() R�senfeld | ok well d othat then |
![]() Thicket | but I know you and me are frail |
![]() H. Knight | strength +1? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Why +1? |
![]() H. Knight | well I have two boons |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Do you mean boons? |
![]() H. Knight | -1 for the bane yes |
![]() Drufle (GM) | You have three boons, pal. |
![]() H. Knight | ok two it is |
![]() Drufle (GM) | One from warrior, one from blessing, one from juggernaut. So go hit him! H. Knight: Strength Challenge Roll 17 |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Yep, that's a hit. H. Knight rushes the bugbear |
![]() Thicket | ROBOPUNCH GO |
![]() H. Knight | rolling 3d6 + 1(
1
+
4
+
6
)+1
= 12
|
![]() Drufle (GM) | Good lord. |
![]() H. Knight | CRUNCH |
![]() Drufle (GM) | A good hit indeed! So that's all for the players, monster fast turns! The poor fomor is gonna spend his entire turn yanking himself off the spike trap. |
![]() Thicket | that looks painful |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The other fomor is, uh... Lunging attack! Have at ye, plant lady! |
![]() Thicket | wow rude |
![]() Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+3(
11
)+3
= 14
|
![]() Rose | should have cut it's arms off |
![]() Thicket | yeah that hits |
![]() Drufle (GM) | rolling d6+2(
3
)+2
= 5
|
![]() Thicket | that's over a fourth of my health gone |
![]() Drufle (GM) | He lunges forward, constrained by the vines, and strikes with a spear! Thicket reels back |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The bugbear whips out a sword and goes for the kill! |
![]() Thicket | "Ow! Behave yourself you flithy beast!" |
![]() Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+4+1d6(
4
)+4+(
6
)
= 14
Hit? |
![]() H. Knight | ??? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | This is on you. |
![]() H. Knight | what am I comparing it to |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Your defense! |
![]() H. Knight | my defense is 8? um |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Ah, yeah, that's right. Your defense is garbage because your DR is so good. Your def is AGI-1. Which is 8 indeed. |
![]() H. Knight | oh well hit me |
![]() Drufle (GM) | rolling 3d6-3d6+2(
3
+
6
+
6
)-(
3
+
6
+
6
)+2
= 2
|
![]() H. Knight | with your rhythm sword |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Oh for. |
![]() Thicket | lol |
![]() Drufle (GM) | He's trying so hard! TINK |
![]() R�senfeld | lol wtf |
![]() Drufle (GM) | This armor man, I tell ya. I think I've done like 4 damage total to HK this entire fight. H. Knight says nothing |
![]() H. Knight | 5 |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Skeleman is going to return fire at his elvish aggressor! |
![]() Thicket | he's learned his leason |
![]() Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+5+d6(
9
)+5+(
5
)
= 19
HIYA Does Rose have any armor? |
![]() Rose | what's the range on that weapon? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Light armor, apparently. Long, same as yours. |
![]() Thicket | oh wait, what does soft leather armor do? |
![]() Rose | light leather yes |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Takes off 1 damage per die, Thicket. |
![]() Thicket | oh |
![]() Drufle (GM) | rolling 2d6-2(
4
+
4
)-2
= 6
|
![]() Thicket | right so that damage was 1 less on me then |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Rose takes 6! And the round ends, to the top! I imagine pretty much everyone will go fast here? |
![]() Rose | yeep fastfastfast fast first |
![]() Thicket | well that Fomor can move again |
![]() Drufle (GM) | He can, yes. Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 20 |
![]() Thicket | the 20s return |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Hit! And EO! |
![]() Rose | rolling 2d6 + 1(
3
+
4
)+1
= 8
|
![]() Drufle (GM) | Yikes. Well, the skeleman is dead. Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 8 "whoops!" |
![]() Thicket | shot the skelecorpse |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Good thing too, since you missed. |
![]() Rose | i only missed because it collapsed! |
![]() Drufle (GM) | :p |
![]() Thicket | well I'd like not to get stabbed again but the fomor can move again so |
![]() Drufle (GM) | You have spells! |
![]() Thicket | well of course I'm just reading them |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Fair enough. HK? Ruse? |
![]() Thicket | Flame Missile is my best option right now |
![]() H. Knight | punch again I think unless there's other nice options |
![]() Thicket | probably just punch |
![]() H. Knight | I could try to rip his sword out of his hands? |
![]() R�senfeld | uh i slow |
![]() H. Knight | nevermind |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Uhhhh. |
![]() R�senfeld | i want to move and reload |
![]() H. Knight | just puch to death then grab sword |
![]() Thicket | I'll throw a Flame Missile at this fomor |
![]() Drufle (GM) | You can attack weapons but you get 2 banes on the roll. Thicket: Flame Missile - Fire 0 Attack 40 vs Agility Damage 0 Target/Area One creature or object within long range Duration Requirement Description You loose a fiery missile at the target. Make a Will attack roll against the target�s Agility. On a success, the target takes 1d6 damage. Triggered Roll 20+ |
![]() H. Knight | yeah lets leave that |
![]() Thicket | HOLY SHIT |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Um????? No??? |
![]() Thicket | wut the hell?? just happened |
![]() R�senfeld | that thing's broken |
![]() Drufle (GM) | That is most certainly not the right roll. Thicket: Will Challenge Roll 13 |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Ok good, there you go. |
![]() Thicket | okay this is more normal |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Much nicer. Also a hit! |
![]() Thicket | rolling 1d6(
4
)
= 4
also he needs to make an AGI save cause I'm still Fire Mode |
![]() Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+3(
13
)+3
= 16
|
![]() Thicket | okay that'll do it |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Right, HK, you go! |
![]() Thicket | Oak hide lasts for an hour!? |
![]() H. Knight | is prayer still on? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Blessing, but yes. |
![]() Thicket | why didn't I open with this |
![]() H. Knight | good |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Speaking of prayer though, Ruse has that every turn. |
![]() Thicket | does russ wanna pray? H. Knight: Strength Challenge Roll 22 |
![]() Thicket | oh wait nvm |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Oh dear. Quite a hit! |
![]() H. Knight | ok is that that thing |
![]() Thicket | you get +1d6 damage |
![]() H. Knight | forceful strike? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | It is! |
![]() H. Knight | yeah |
![]() Thicket | because Warrior |
![]() Drufle (GM) | 4d6 away! |
![]() H. Knight | rolling 4d6 + 1(
3
+
3
+
1
+
1
)+1
= 9
|
![]() Drufle (GM) | Awwww. |
![]() Thicket | oh |
![]() H. Knight | :( |
![]() Drufle (GM) | The bugbear is only slightly impressed by your very large and angry fists. Speaking of which! Monster turns! |
![]() H. Knight | "blast!" |
![]() Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+4+d6(
2
)+4+(
6
)
= 12
Here comes a bugbear! rolling 3d6-3d6+2 ( 3 + 3 + 5 )-( 4 + 1 + 3 )+2 = 5 |
![]() Thicket | oh no I only have 1 flame missile left |
![]() Drufle (GM) | GRRRR |
![]() H. Knight | ooch |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Slightly actual damage! The fomors are going to slow turn. Ruse! Uhhhhh Ruse? |
![]() Thicket | uh oh |
![]() Drufle (GM) | I do believe our priest has gone AFK. |
![]() Thicket | well he wanted to move and reload he said |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Ah, yes. Probably not too far away, though. |
![]() Thicket | how badly does this Fomor look? |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Very badly. |
![]() Thicket | because he seems to want to kill me |
![]() Drufle (GM) | He is not doing so well right now. Ok, Ruse seems to have vanished so I'm going to just move him to the side and have him reload. Fomor turn! rolling d20+3+d6 ( 10 )+3+( 2 ) = 15 I like that attacking HK is mostly a formality. Unless they roll really, really bad. |
![]() Drufle (GM) | rolling d6-d6+2(
4
)-(
5
)+2
= 1
1 damage to the metal man! Stabby time! |
![]() Thicket | welp |
![]() Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+3(
18
)+3
= 21
|
![]() Thicket | ow |
![]() Drufle (GM) | HRRRRG rolling d6+1 ( 4 )+1 = 5 |
![]() Thicket | fuck 4 more damage |
![]() R�senfeld | sorry |
![]() Drufle (GM) | That includes your DR already, sorry. |
![]() R�senfeld | fuckin' gettin distracted |
![]() Thicket | I have 10 HP left |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Ruse, you wanted to move and reload, yes? |
![]() Thicket | wait wut? nvm I have 9 health left |
![]() H. Knight | we might have to make our leave in a few minutes |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Yeah, I thought that might happen. Would you like to just call it here? At the end of this round? |
![]() R�senfeld | yeah that's fine |
![]() H. Knight | yeah |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Righto. |
![]() R�senfeld | re: moving and reloading sorry for getting distracted btw somebody said 'baby bees' and it annoys me :P |
![]() H. Knight | its fine |
![]() R�senfeld | because baby bees are friggin larvae! |
![]() H. Knight | what! baby bees would be amazing |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Alright, I'm going to go eat some food. |
![]() Thicket | food would be good |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Next time, what's going on in that east room?????? |
![]() Thicket | see ya'll next time |
![]() H. Knight | alrighty byee |
![]() Drufle (GM) | Hint: It's not very good. |