Drufle (GM)
So this is, uh, session 10? I think?

Thicket
probably

Rose also shuffles away

H. Knight
who even cares at this point

Thicket is busy studying the moon pearl

Drufle (GM)
:P
I'm trying to keep track!

Thicket
"Rusenfeld, dear, do you know where this came from?"

Sol
(To GM) rolling d20+1
(
19
)+1
= 20

Thicket
its going to be really hard not calling you Russ
that was a Drumun thing
for the record, Thicket just came back from here own thing
she doesn't know what you guys have been up to

(To Sol)
So Bertram has probably heard pretty much the entire story at this point, up to but maybe not including the fact that the orcs weren't the bad guys necessarily.

R�senfeld
"The actual origin of the maiden's tear isn't clear. People believe it is, as the name suggest, a crystalized form of energy secreted or created by The Maiden. But in reality it is just an object created of blasphemous dark rites, I believe."

Thicket
"Oooh, 'blasphemous'"

Thicket chuckles

Rose
"bitch, I want it!"

Thicket
"well I hope you don't mind me hanging onto this 'blesphemy'"
"Excuse you, can you cast spells?"

Rose
"nope, but I bet it'll sell!"

R�senfeld
"The Lord will not necessarily be as forgiving, but so long as you keep that.. thing.. away from me... you may do as you wish."

Thicket
"Sell? wouldn't you rather fight off a dragon and get its horde?"

Drufle (GM)
I have no actual idea what would happen if you tried to sell a relic, honestly.
There aren't any rules in the books for that.

Thicket
"Weapons are useful, dear"

Rose
"Tell you what, how about YOU fight a dragon and then I take what's left?"

Thicket
"And so are pretty tears"
"Deal"

Thicket puts the Tear away in her bag

Thicket
that 'deal' was sarcastic, btw

R�senfeld
rusenfeld has somehow avoided knowledge of drumun's transformation right

Rose
I figured

Thicket
he believes the Demon did it

Rose
somehow yes
moron

Drufle (GM)
Yeah I think so.

Thicket
right now though, Drumun is missing

Drufle (GM)
Drumun is Gone.

Thicket
off somewhere else

H. Knight
missing, presumed

R�senfeld
you get points for that

Thicket
I should probably buy Thicket a better weapon

R�senfeld
in my books
i know russ has heard about the Tear i just don't remember how much he actually knows about it

Drufle (GM)
It's currently a rather quiet day in the guild hall.

Rose
oh, I forgot how much money I had
can I upgrade my bow or buy better?

Drufle (GM)
Unfortunately, no.
There's only one kind of bow in this game unless you shell out the enormous pile of gold for a magic bow.

Rose
but i want!
how enormous is this pile

Drufle (GM)
Uhhhhh.
Lemme go look quickly.

Thicket
I only have 1 gc...
and some silver but still

Rose slams 15 GP on the GM's table

Thicket
forth wall? what forth wall

Drufle (GM)
Oh I can assure you, 15 is not nearly enough.

Rose
aw

Thicket
speaking of weapons I want a rapier
wait

Drufle (GM)
The components alone are almost 50 gc.

Thicket
would a ranged weapon be better?

Drufle (GM)
shrug

Rose
yes
range is good

Thicket
oh they are a bit pricy
hmmm
If I hold a two handed weapon, can I not use magic?

Rose
does thicket speak elvish?

Thicket
and Writes!
so yes
Elvish, Common, and High Archaic

H. Knight
how do I whisper to other players
what function is it

Drufle (GM)
Thicket: you cannot, no.

Thicket
darn

Drufle (GM)
It's /w PlayerName Message

H. Knight
ok

Thicket
right so

R�senfeld
brb sorry

Drufle (GM)
I'm still just searching for the magic weapon thing, sorry.

Thicket
I can't get the handcrossbow
because its 2 gc
Crossbow is twohanded
Sling and Blowgun are weak

Drufle (GM)
Oh nevermind, I can't remember where it is.
I'll just say it's at least 50 gc because it's definitely at least that much.

Thicket
ummm...noooo
right so
I'll just take a rapier

(To Rose)
Um????

R�senfeld
is that a finesse sword?

Thicket
yeah

Drufle (GM)
Yep.

Thicket
my STR is crap

R�senfeld
i llke those

(From Rose)
oh can you see these too

(To Rose)
I can see all messages, apparently.

Drufle (GM)
To clarify for earlier, to cast a spell you must be able to speak and have one free hand.

(From Rose)
cool. interpret it as talking to her in elvish

Drufle (GM)
Golurk ran into that problem when he was trying to cast battle magic with his crossbow.

(To Rose)
Righto.

Drufle (GM)
Anyway, something about the plot...

Thicket
how much does my Staff sell for

R�senfeld
wasn't it like 5cp

Drufle (GM)
5 cp if it's unused.
More like 2 if you've used it a lot.

Thicket
I am going to assume I've used it
a whole 2 cp

R�senfeld
hey that's like 20 bits, you're rich to some people

Drufle (GM)
Roy has been missing for a few days, after mentioning she would be doing some research in the local libraries.

Thicket
not rich enough
welp, Roy's gone evil guys

Drufle (GM)
The swarms of beastmen have gradually receded from the fields of Caecras, and the holy city is a bit quieter.

Thicket
we're done for

H. Knight trots up to the group, COVERED in shiny chrome armor

Drufle (GM)
CLANG CLANG CLANG

Thicket
wait, if he's Chrome now
then he's not iron

H. Knight
"Hello Everyone. How Goes Business?"

Thicket
"..."
"Woah..."

H. Knight
it's just shinyyyy

R�senfeld Raises an eyebrow, then immediately lowers it again to alleviate the glare from one of the chandeliers reflecting off the armor

H. Knight
"I See That Miss Roy Is Not Among You."

Thicket
did Thicket ever meet Roy?

R�senfeld
"She elected to do some research in the local libraries."

Drufle (GM)
Formally? Possibly not.

R�senfeld
"What about, I apparently cannot remember."

Drufle (GM)
You've certainly seen her around.

Thicket
"Oh, the cute little human girl?"
"I saw her in the library a few times...a few months ago"
Yvonne Lariel is just quietly sliding papers around, signing documents, and generally making continuous white noise with the blur of parchment.

R�senfeld
"'Cute' isn't the term I would use, but I suppsoe I have gotten used to her. Yes, little blonde girl. Has megalomanic streaks. Very endearing."

Drufle (GM)
Has died multiple times in like a month.
That one.

R�senfeld
"Has the perpensity to remain alive under unusually harsh conditions."

Drufle (GM)
Also just to clarify, it's only been like 2 weeks tops since the last level.

R�senfeld
"Very useful skill."

Thicket
only two weeks?
well then

Drufle (GM)
Intra-arc gaps are much shorter.
Inter-arc gaps are months or even years if necessary.

H. Knight
oh so
I'm not just hot off the forge
oh well

Drufle (GM)
You might still be!

R�senfeld
You'll always be hot off the forge for me, baby.

Drufle (GM)
That halfling smith is very good at his job.

H. Knight
ooohh~

Thicket is just mesmerized by HK's gleaming armor

R�senfeld
gonna do my fav thing in the guild
"Yvonne, pop the kettle on, would you dear?"
Yvonne Lariel looks up and raises an eyebrow.

R�senfeld
"I'll help you with paperwork later?"

Thicket
pffft

R�senfeld
he never does
Yvonne Lariel grins and flicks a hand to the side, and a whistling pot starts shaking.

Thicket
"Such the gentleman"
referring to russ

R�senfeld
so i'ma check out theboard

Thicket
of course

R�senfeld
because what is going on pls GM

H. Knight
"If Miss Roy Has Been Absent For So Long, We Should Search For Her"

Drufle (GM)
I mean, I was going to give you an actual pointer soon.

H. Knight
"She Would Do The Same For Us, I Am Certain"

Thicket
so Roy and Drumun are missing

Drufle (GM)
But if you'd like to take charge that works for me too.

R�senfeld
oh sorry
we always check the board XD

Thicket
gotta get those quests

R�senfeld
how else do you grind loot

Drufle (GM)
The notice board today is sparse, aside from a few requests for materials and escorts.

R�senfeld
ooh 'escorts'

Yvonne Lariel
"Boards quiet today, hons. Most interesting thing is this one here."

Thicket tries to place her hand on HK's new armor
Yvonne Lariel picks a page off her pile and waves it in the air.

R�senfeld walks over to her desk to have a look

R�senfeld
"What's this?"

H. Knight
"I Would Advise Against That, Miss Thicket"

Thicket pulls back
Yvonne Lariel slides it across the desk.

Thicket
"Right, sorry..."

R�senfeld
i look at it.. assuming i don't have to roll for that
i could do, for kicks

H. Knight
"My Body Is 90 Percent Solid Iron. Believe Me, I Regret It Also"

Yvonne Lariel
"Church is asking for some help in one of the mausoleums."

R�senfeld
"Oh, wonderful, more abonimable creatuers from beyond the barrier."

Yvonne Lariel
"Noises at night, footsteps, that kinda thing."

Thicket
so, question, Thicket is a Dryad
what the heck do people think of that?

R�senfeld sighs

Thicket
like, this is not normal

H. Knight
well it HAS been a few weeks

R�senfeld
rusenfeld is ignoring you mostly, because the alternative is to hate you

Thicket
:(

R�senfeld
you're old magic!

Thicket
Thicket's mission is now to flirt with you

R�senfeld
lmao

Drufle (GM)
The premier heroes of Caecras are a saxophone-playing dwarf, a giant ancient robotaur, a gruff man, and a literal child.

R�senfeld
good luck.. don't know if he's had a piece of ass in literally years

Drufle (GM)
People aren't phased by much anymore.

Thicket
girls a Dryad man

Drufle (GM)
"Oh no, a plant person."

R�senfeld
leafy ass neither

Thicket
seducing is kinda their thing

H. Knight
HK is very accomodating

Drufle (GM)
That's a naiad, Noven.

R�senfeld
lol go ahead! I'd love it if you succeeded

Thicket
don't Dryads also have the allure thingy?

R�senfeld
be funny as hell

Drufle (GM)
Dryads didn't do that kinda thing as much, they were too busy killing people for messing with their trees.

Thicket
ah
duly noted

R�senfeld
you can still flirt with me.. eyes sparkle

Thicket
hang on Russ, Thicket needs to stop being distracted

Drufle (GM)
They do have an allure ability, but so do like 80% of faerie creatures.
Anyway!
How about that piece of paper!

R�senfeld
"So do we have any foreknowledge at all of what all is waiting in the mauseleum? (-sp)"

H. Knight Looks at paper

Thicket peeks over Russ's shoulder
Yvonne Lariel shrugs and shakes her head.

Rose
"lots of dead people?"

R�senfeld
"Or is it just a case of we go down there and get ambushed by a dozen demons and a hundred zombies?"

Rose licks her lips

Yvonne Lariel
"Yeah, pretty much."

Thicket
"I wouldn't mind a few zombies...they're good fertilizer"

R�senfeld
hahaha

Rose
"I'll have to bring the BIG fork..."

Yvonne Lariel
"Nothing you can't handle, I'm sure."

R�senfeld sort of grumble-growls

Thicket
Thicket is right in Russ's personal space, btw

Yvonne Lariel
"Demons, beastmen, undead, the usual, most likely."

Thicket
looking over him shoulder

Yvonne Lariel
"Or just a couple of rowdy teenagers."

Thicket
*his

R�senfeld
how tall is she?

Thicket
uhh
good question
I always imagine Russ being rather tall

R�senfeld
he's like the top tier of size 1 yeah

Thicket
So I don't think she's taller than you?

R�senfeld
so you're liek trying to look over my shoulder
but end up sort of hopping?
:P

Thicket
she is basically hanging from you

R�senfeld
lmao

Yvonne Lariel
"Reward ain't even much honestly. Somethin' like 25 gc, along with whatever you confiscate from whatever's in there."
Yvonne Lariel sighs.

Rose turns on her Business Charms and looks in Rusenfeld's direction

R�senfeld
"You know, you could just move around me."

Thicket
"I bet there's something good in there then"

R�senfeld
oh my god

Thicket
"But where's the fun in that, dear?"

R�senfeld
is it womanize russ day
he's not even a woman

R�senfeld sighs

Drufle (GM)
This is actually the beach episode.

Thicket
Thicket is perfectly innocent what are you talking about
:P

Rose
no it's cajole you into entering a dark catacomb day

Drufle (GM)
You've been in plenty of catacombs!
Ok well some of you have.

Thicket
Thicket hasn't

R�senfeld
that's unnecessary, rusenfeld's secretly perfectly happy to wipe out evil things

Drufle (GM)
Statistically speaking.

Thicket
she's been in none

R�senfeld
he just is a bit grumpy
in general

Drufle (GM)
The average has gotta be like 2.4.

R�senfeld
because he's russ

H. Knight is bored of this tomfoolery and moves to the door to begin the mission

R�senfeld
"Where is the disturbance, then, Yvonne?"
"We'd best have our tea... well, those of us who drink.. and be off, eh."

Thicket drops down from Russ's shoulder and grabs some tea

R�senfeld
herbal tea for the tree lady?

Thicket
why the hell not?

Yvonne Lariel
"East side, clergy district. It's the big ol' mausoleum with a 7-pointed star made of marble, can't miss it."

R�senfeld
do you just pour it on yourself to drink it?

Rose
"got any hot blood?"

Thicket
I think I can drink it normally

Yvonne Lariel
"In the back as usual, Rose. Can't keep that stuff up front."

Thicket
I mean I'm not literally a plant, I'm a faerie

R�senfeld
i know i was joking

Thicket
:P

Rose
"Shit really? well then! thanks for being so well prepared, dear!"

Drufle (GM)
She steeps her roots in it.

Thicket
it may have been a joke but I had to think about it
Yvonne Lariel smirks.

Thicket
I legit do not know too much about Dryads

R�senfeld shakes his head

Drufle (GM)
Right, so, catacombs?

R�senfeld
yeah
how'd I end up with you lot again?

Thicket
they don't have a race section

R�senfeld
:P

Thicket
no one else was available

Drufle (GM)
I like how HK is literally halfway off the map.

R�senfeld
Dryads are spirits, usually, not actual trees, they're like the personification of trees

Drufle (GM)
I'M LEAVING

R�senfeld
in this game i guess that fits fey

H. Knight
HE HAS NO REASON FOR TEA OR SEXY TIMES

Drufle (GM)
:P

H. Knight
IT MAKES HIM UNCOMFORTABLE

R�senfeld
but yeah, catacombs

Thicket
onward!

Drufle (GM)
The party walks the ways over to the graveyard where the mausoleum lies, and find the door already unlocked.

R�senfeld
I'll see you later, yvonne, WOWNK

Drufle (GM)
Literally Roxy.

H. Knight
ooh I forgot to buy a weapon

Thicket
"This is...quiet a bit roomier than I expected"

Drufle (GM)
The interior of the mausoleum is bleak and somewhat dark, with dust coating most of the area.
Do you need a weapon?

R�senfeld
perception roll!

Drufle (GM)
You're a Juggernaut.

Thicket
oh shit what are rapiers made of!
R�senfeld:
Perception Challenge
Roll 9
i suck.

H. Knight
um

Drufle (GM)
Metal, but you can get bronze ones that work fine.

R�senfeld
somebody else roll perception :P

H. Knight
I LIKE weapons but sure let's see
Thicket:
Perception Challenge
Roll 10

H. Knight
what juggernaut does

Thicket
thanks druf
I have Shadow sight does that help?
Juggernaut punches shit

R�senfeld
just means you can see in the dark, doesn't it?

Drufle (GM)
You get 1d6 extra damage with your fists.
Yep! The faint darkness doesn't bother you any.

Thicket
noice

Rose
god how do I roll again

Thicket
on your sheet there are little dice icons

R�senfeld
from your charsheet there are macro buttons, or you can roll /roll like this

Thicket
buttons

Drufle (GM)
A large, marble slab sits in the center of this room, with engravings signifying its contents as a local noble family.

R�senfeld
but then you have to prepare the math manually so I'd use the macro buttons
Rose:
Perception Challenge
Roll 9

Thicket
someone pls roll well

Drufle (GM)
Smaller coffins sit to the side of the room, sealed shut with religious markings on the top.

R�senfeld
thicket you already did
10 is a challenge sucess

Thicket
oh right

R�senfeld
what religion?
new god?

Rose
what is this

Drufle (GM)
To the north(?), a large stone door has been blocked up.
New god, yes.

Thicket
"Why do you humans put your bodies in boxes?"

R�senfeld
not looting them then

Rose
the "input value" says #(boons - banes)

Thicket
"It seems...wasteful"

Drufle (GM)
Just put 0.

Rose
oh ok

Drufle (GM)
You have no boons nor banes for this roll.

Thicket
"what ever happened to "From earth, to earth"?"

R�senfeld
"You feeling hungry, Thicket?"

Thicket
"Ew...no"

Rose
"I know I am"

R�senfeld
shots firedd
quarrelsome trait, baby
anyway
i examine this blockade

Thicket walks over to read the marble slab

Drufle (GM)
The large door has been jammed shut with wedges of stone, preventing it from being opened in your direction.

Rose
can I stealth myself

R�senfeld
that is you can't open it from the inside?

Drufle (GM)
Sure, roll AGI.
You can't open it from your side.

R�senfeld
oh

Thicket
what does this slab say, Drufle?

R�senfeld
well that's... annoying
oh yeah what thicket said
Rose:
Agility Challenge
Roll 16

Drufle (GM)
The slab has lists of names of various noblemen and women across decades, along with a simple signifier and crest marking their family.
There are quite a few people buried in this mausoleum.

Thicket
I was about to ask "anything I should recognize" but unless there's some wizard there's no way she'd know

H. Knight
"What Happens When The Mausoleum Runs Out Of Room?"

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, it's a relatively minor family.

R�senfeld
"They just make more room, Holy Knight. Usually at the expense of the poor."

Drufle (GM)
And, to be fair, there is a LOT of room in here.

H. Knight glowers a bit

Drufle (GM)
Your point is valid but the family line will probably die off before this mausoleum gets filled.

Thicket
"Again, I do not understand this body-in-a-box situation you humans have"

R�senfeld
"It's a sign of respect for the dead."

H. Knight
"It is Done To Prevent The Body From Returning To The Earth."

Rose
"it's a form of takeaway, I think"

R�senfeld
lol
do you actually consume the dead?
like is that something Rose does?

Thicket
"This seems...disrespectful to the earth"

Rose
sometimes it's fresher than that

R�senfeld
interesting
"I think I would prefer to be bathed in a purifying fire when I die."

Thicket pushes on the rocks up at the door

R�senfeld
"My soul will return to the lord one way or another, to be judged."

H. Knight
"I Vaguely Remember My People Cremated Their Dead"

Drufle (GM)
They're wedged kinda tight. STR roll with 1 bane.

Thicket
"See? Fire is a much more reasonable way to treat the dead"
Strength Challenge
Roll 13

Drufle (GM)
Oh.

Thicket
wut

Drufle (GM)
Shit.

H. Knight
I was there

Thicket
my first STR roll and its a 20

Drufle (GM)
Thicket apparently just punches the wall and all the wedges fall out.

H. Knight applauds

Thicket
"Okay, we can go deeper"
I have a -7 on that roll in total

R�senfeld
"..."

Thicket
you got showed up by someone with 8 str

R�senfeld doesn't like the supernatural power that this fairy apparently has

Drufle (GM)
Pfffft.
THWACK

Thicket looks over to Rusenfeld

Thicket
"Priests first, dear"

R�senfeld
"Alright."

Drufle (GM)
Yes, send the squishy human in first.
Excellent idea.

Thicket
she is very smug right now

R�senfeld
fuck it, i'll d oit

H. Knight shoves his way in front

H. Knight
"Be Sensible"

Thicket
HK disagrees it seems

Drufle (GM)
Deniiiiiiied.
The door swings open!

R�senfeld
oh god

Thicket
beastmen

R�senfeld
no voidcallers this time psl

Rose INSTANTLY nocks an arrow

R�senfeld
pls

Drufle (GM)
A couple of fomors are lazily resting against their blades, with an armored skeleton standing behind.

Thicket
"I hope we aren't interupting something"

Drufle (GM)
A bulky bugbear is eagerly watching the door to the east, where sounds of shrieking and roaring are coming from.

Rose
Marking the skeleton~

R�senfeld
can i preload my crossbow?

Thicket
this does not look like a fight we want to partake in

Drufle (GM)
You can always assume your weapons are loaded.

H. Knight cracks his knuckles

R�senfeld
ok cool

Thicket
we'll need to be careful
we don't want to explode again

Drufle (GM)
The bugbear is a bit surprised at this first round, but everyone else will be acting!
So, who wants to go fast?

R�senfeld
you lot should gather 'round
so i can prayer

Rose
rose shoots the skeleton

R�senfeld
or do that lol

Thicket
you have to tell people to do that, Russ
Thicket doesn't know you can Pray

Drufle (GM)
Uh, I'm actually not sure if you have range, Rose.

R�senfeld
"To me, I shall pray for you!"

Drufle (GM)
Oh geez, nevermind.

Rose
how far is that

Drufle (GM)
Bows have long range.

Thicket
"Well how nice of you"

Drufle (GM)
You're fine.

Thicket
I'll go fast to get next to him

Rose
using trickery

Drufle (GM)
Fire away!

R�senfeld
pewpew

Rose
um

R�senfeld
agility with.... 2 boons?

Rose
bloody weapon dice don't work!

R�senfeld
they don't?

Rose
I am trying and it's not coming up
R�senfeld:
Agility Challenge
Roll 4
^

Thicket
oh
you have to click on something
they changed this sheet since last time

Rose
augh

Thicket
let me test

Drufle (GM)
You might have to do it manually otherwise.
Thicket:
Rapier
Attack 9
Damage 5

Drufle (GM)
Which shouldn't be an issue.

Thicket
yeah

R�senfeld
wait what

Drufle (GM)
That's really weird.
Considering it doesn't take their stats into account at all.

Rose
ok so how do I click?

Thicket
I don't know WHY it wants you to click, but whatever
click the enemy pog

Rose
I am hitting the thing with this mouse but nothing seems to be highlighting

Thicket
after clicking the macro button
it doesn't highlight anything

Drufle (GM)
No, I tried her sheet too.
It doesn't seem to function properly.

R�senfeld
omg!

Drufle (GM)
Just roll it manually.

Rose
okay

R�senfeld
dude my spells

Rose
so what do I need to do

Thicket
Oh FUCK

Drufle (GM)
Oh.
Great.

Thicket
SPELLS ARE FUCKING GONE

Drufle (GM)
It's an AGI roll.
With 1 or 2 boons?

H. Knight
Time out, monsters
we need to re-spell
2

R�senfeld
how am I meant to recall my spells :/

Thicket
shit shit shit SHIT
Rose:
Agility Challenge
Roll 21

Thicket
I don't remember
and one of my spells is custom I can't get that back

Drufle (GM)
A hit!
By quite a long shot.

Thicket
it's still in the log, we can just pull it from that.

Rose
rolling 2d6 + 1( 6 + 3 )+1 = 10
and Exploit Opportunity

Drufle (GM)
Yikes.
rolling 2d3 ( 1 + 2 ) = 3
7 damage!

Rose
second shot~
Agility Challenge
Roll 25

Thicket
where is the log

Rose
rolling 1d6 + 1( 3 )+1 = 4

R�senfeld
i think drufle has to literally open the chat logs, streak hasn't been logging this one

Drufle (GM)
Yeah the actual logs.

Rose
exploit opportunity again~~

Drufle (GM)
And wow, another severe hit.

Thicket
I don't know how to open those

Drufle (GM)
Hey now!

R�senfeld
it crashed my browser when i try

Drufle (GM)
EO only activates once a round.
Scroll up as far as you can in this chat window.

Rose
oh well!

Drufle (GM)
There's an option at the very top of recent messages to read the log.
rolling d3 ( 1 ) = 1
Right, so Ruse is using Prayer?

R�senfeld
wow
it didn't crash
i guess
i'd really like to recollect my spells though
i need to know what i have available for divine smite and in general

Drufle (GM)
Alright, should we take 5 and clean this up a bit?

R�senfeld
yes please

Drufle (GM)
Alright!

Drufle (GM) blows his Official GM Whistle.

Rose
I'll need to get crank#s and surter's spells too
won't I

Drufle (GM)
Time out! Foul: Weird character sheet nonsense!
You sure will, I imagine.

Thicket
you work with Russ, I'll work with Thicket

Drufle (GM)
Let's save fixing the non-current characters for out-session time, though.

R�senfeld
yeah

Rose
oh ok

R�senfeld
that's fine

Thicket
this is my only spellcaster, thankfully

R�senfeld
luckily i wrote what all traditions i have opened

Drufle (GM)
I mean, that's pretty easy for you.
You're a priest, there's only 3 available :P

R�senfeld
yes but it also tells me how many times i've opened a tradition
which in some cases comes at the expense f a spell
i know it's not hard, it just helps me remember

Drufle (GM)
I think you only had burning beam from Celestial, yes?

Thicket
I might swap that for an Air spell :P
since I haven't used any spells yet
nothing is canon yet

Rose
we'll also need to enter damage values for our weapons
they're all blanked
so they default to 1d6

Drufle (GM)
Cool.
That is.
Very weird?
So Ruse, you have one tradition-open and then 5 spell/tradition choices, I believe.
You had all three traditions opened, so you only have 3 non-0 rank spells.

R�senfeld
i have belssing right?

Drufle (GM)
Yes.
Which is what I assume you used on HK and Thicket.

R�senfeld
that's touch, I used prayer

Drufle (GM)
You had Revelation, I remember.
Prayer is the ability that lets you give people a free boon from afar.
But only one person per round.

R�senfeld
oh oh oh
right

Thicket
okay I'm going to open the Air tradition instead of Celestial

R�senfeld
yes, blessing
derp

Thicket
now that I know how Elemenatlists work

Drufle (GM)
I think you had Minor Healing and, uh, Moderate Healing from Life?
Or did you have Vitality Burst?

R�senfeld
i definitely had vit. burst

Drufle (GM)
Right.
Ok, that's all your spells then.

R�senfeld
burning beam too

Drufle (GM)
Burning Beam, Minor Healing, Vitality Burst, Create Holy Symbol, Blessing, and Revelation.
6 spells for 6 choices.

Thicket
how many choices would I have had?
I know I took a spell at level 4

Drufle (GM)
7 total, or 8 with your level 4 bonus.
But you won't have 8 spells.

Thicket
3 of those were used on Traditions

Drufle (GM)
Because you get 2 every time you open a tradition.

Thicket
1 was used on a custom spell
so 4 choices left afterwards

Drufle (GM)
So 6 from your 3 tradition choices, and then 5 more.
So yeah.

Thicket
I'll uh...need a moment

Drufle (GM)
They were virtually all from Nature and Fire, I believe.
You didn't do much with Celestial when you had it.

Thicket
yeah
now I don't have celestial at all
welp

Drufle (GM)
Let's all applaud these nice fomors for being so patient.

Thicket
thank you fomors

R�senfeld claps sloly

R�senfeld
slowly*
just in the middle of the fight
he sort of claps slowly
for no reason
apparently

Drufle (GM)
I apologize, I didn't know the sheets would implode on us like this.

R�senfeld
it's not your fault lol
it's whomever maintains the roll20 SotDL systems

Drufle (GM)
Oh wow, did you already do everything Ruse?

R�senfeld
think so

Drufle (GM)
Dang, nice job!

R�senfeld
ty
most data is kept on my main sheet
because i'm smart apparently

Drufle (GM)
:P

R�senfeld
gonna take the opportunity to be right back pls

Drufle (GM)
Well hey, that boneguard is already at like half health.

Thicket
nice

Rose
just checking
whoops

H. Knight
Druf, do I get 1d6 for my size?

Drufle (GM)
Yep!
As always.

R�senfeld
sorry for doing this in hte middle of the sesh but i really need some food, kinda shaking a bit

Drufle (GM)
Because fists are a "weapon"

H. Knight
and the boon too
cool

R�senfeld
so i'll be uh.. like 10 minutes?
making instant ramen
takes no time

Thicket
sorry I'm taking so long

Drufle (GM)
It's alright.

Thicket
I think I had overgrowth?

Drufle (GM)
That sounds familiar, yes.

Thicket
"SHILLELAGH"
this is...a strange spell
I mean, not what it does
just that its an attack boost only for me

Drufle (GM)
yep

Thicket
and only works on clubs or staves

Drufle (GM)
Also you have a magic stick.

Thicket
do I?

Drufle (GM)
No.
If you cast the spell.

Thicket
ah right, yeah
almost done

Drufle (GM)
Good, good.
Sol should be back soon as well.
And then we can hopefully deal with these nasty men.

Thicket
okay I think I have everything

Drufle (GM)
And then whatever's behind that other door!
Definitely nothing bad.
That list of spells looks about right.
So, we can probably get going now, since Ruse already went.

Thicket
oh boy...

Drufle (GM)
I think all of you went fast?

Thicket
I hope we didn't make a mistake
oh, question

Drufle (GM)
Rose shot, Ruse used Blessing, and both you and HK moved.

Thicket
how much do berries cost?

Drufle (GM)
I mean, you can just grab them from the wild.
They're berries.

Thicket
right so I did that
and made them healing before coming in here

Drufle (GM)
If you want to buy them they're a pittance, probably a few bits.

H. Knight
hk didn't move yet

Drufle (GM)
Oh, he didn't?
Do you want to go fast?

H. Knight
depends on if I can hit those formors
from where I start

Drufle (GM)
You could charge, I suppose.

Thicket
do you want to rush into this?

Drufle (GM)
Double move, strike with one bane.

H. Knight
if not me then who else
I'll take it
but not now
wait for sol

Thicket
just let them come to us

H. Knight
yeah

Drufle (GM)
Sol already went this round, we can get this going ahead.

H. Knight
ok I'll wait

Drufle (GM)
You have an extra boon for 6 rounds from his blessing.
So, uh, lots of boons.

H. Knight
no sense in telling him to be sensiblle if I'm not

Drufle (GM)
Alright, fast monsters!

Thicket
here they come
fomor pls, get off KH
*HK

Drufle (GM)
The boneguard is gonna fire his bow at HK.

H. Knight
wish I had a shield

Drufle (GM)
rolling d20+5+1d6( 3 )+5+( 1 ) = 9
Oh.

Thicket
I mean

Drufle (GM)
PEW

Thicket
this feels familiure

H. Knight
tink

Drufle (GM)
The arrow just kinda effortlessly pings off his massive armor.
Oh by the way, HK.
Is this your special armor?

H. Knight
yes

Drufle (GM)
Was it just +1 def?

H. Knight
it has to be
it's literally welded to my body

Drufle (GM)
I don't remember what bonuses we gave it.

H. Knight
I thought it was heavy
same

Drufle (GM)
Oh right, we reduced the STR reqs, didn't we.

H. Knight
yes that's it

Drufle (GM)
So it was heavy armor that you could easily wear.

H. Knight
aye

Thicket
"wear"

Drufle (GM)
Anyway, HK, you're up.

Thicket
it pretty much is his body

H. Knight
alright
how do I grab

Drufle (GM)
Uhhhh.

H. Knight
cuz that right one is getting grabbed

Drufle (GM)
You must have at least one hand free to grab, and you
cannot be grabbing another creature. Choose one target
creature within your reach that has a physical body (not a
spirit, for example) and make a Strength or Agility attack
are already grabbing, you automatically get a success.
roll against the target�s Agility. If you choose a creature you

Drufle (GM)
On a success, the target becomes grabbed until the end
of the next round. If you are prevented from using actions
(such as because you are dazed, stunned, or unconscious),
the grabbed affliction ends. The grabbed affliction also
ends if you move or are moved to a position where you can
no longer reach the grabbed target. (See Grabbed for more

Drufle (GM)
information on the effects of being grabbed, and Escape for
how to escape a grab.)
So just a STR check against his AGI.

H. Knight
ok

Thicket
glad we have simple grapple rules

Drufle (GM)
You are aware that you don't have the enemy club ability, right?

H. Knight
...no I am not
do I have to buy that

Drufle (GM)
No, that comes at level 6.

H. Knight
aww
well I can still throw him right?

Drufle (GM)
Your level 3 abilities are hitting harder with your fists and not being stopped.
Uh, yes.
That is an option.

H. Knight
good
because unless I am VERY blind

R�senfeld
ok sorry i'm back

Thicket
just chuck him at the other one

H. Knight
that is a Pit Of Spikes behind him

Thicket
welcome back rus
oh right, what are those?

Drufle (GM)
It is!

Thicket
are they actually...
oh...my...yes

Drufle (GM)
Those are guards set up by the beastmen to protect the area.
Moving through the area causes 1d6 damage.

H. Knight
do I have russ's blessing

Drufle (GM)
Yes.

H. Knight
ok

Drufle (GM)
So you have, uh. 3 boons.

Thicket
slam dunk them into the spikes
that has to do extra damage, right?
H. Knight:
Strength Challenge
Roll 15

Drufle (GM)
1 from warrior, 1 from Ruse, oh.
Hit!

Thicket
HOIST

Drufle (GM)
That's your turn, then.

H. Knight reaches down and cranes them up high

Drufle (GM)
And that's the end of the round!
So, who's going fast?

Thicket
right they're like right in from of me

Rose
me
do I still have line of sight on the skellyman?

R�senfeld
suggestions?

Drufle (GM)
No, Rose.
HK is in the way.

Thicket
can she...charge and fire?

Drufle (GM)
Nope.

Thicket
is charge only for melee?

Drufle (GM)
Charging only works with melee.

R�senfeld
lso what is that thing

Drufle (GM)
What thing?

Thicket
darn

R�senfeld
how do i ping
that

Rose
how big is the doorway? can I stand on the altar and see him from there?

R�senfeld
yes

Drufle (GM)
That's a bugbear!
Uhhhhhh yeah, you could, Rose.

Rose
excellent

Drufle (GM)
That's still a slow turn action though.

Rose
I'll go slow

R�senfeld
baby go slow rrrow

Thicket
I should probably go fast

Drufle (GM)
You guys recognize bugbears as, like, the big brothers of beastmen.
Not quite minotaur level, but still quite nasty.

Thicket
so he's the "boss" of this fight then

Drufle (GM)
Sure, let's say that.

R�senfeld
inb4 he fireballs us
just 'cuz

Drufle (GM)
Ruse, you could always fire your crossbow at the fomors.

R�senfeld
i'm thinking that, yeah

Drufle (GM)
The left one, specifically.

R�senfeld
i'll go fast and fire at the left one

Drufle (GM)
The right one is a bit preoccupied.

R�senfeld
am i blessed by myself?
wait

Thicket
I'll use a Fire Missile after him

R�senfeld
no

Drufle (GM)
Nope.

R�senfeld
divine smite
i expend a denounce

Drufle (GM)
Oh lord.

Thicket
uh oh

R�senfeld
gives me a minimum 1d6 bonus right?

Drufle (GM)
Yes.
Also, the spell doesn't get used up unless you hit.
Just as a reminder.

R�senfeld
oh nice
ok so do i use a specific macro or what

Drufle (GM)
Just do your regular crossbow shot.
And we can add the damage.

R�senfeld
ok
Agility Challenge
Roll 9
fail

Thicket
:(

Drufle (GM)
Rats.

R�senfeld
fml

Drufle (GM)
Oh well, Thicket?

Thicket
wait where are the boons

Drufle (GM)
He has none.

R�senfeld
i dont' get any

Thicket
oh

Drufle (GM)
Downside of being a support character is that your abilities generally don't affect you.

Thicket
well

Drufle (GM)
Thicket, are you going?

Thicket
yep!
boon for prayer?

Drufle (GM)
Blessing, but yes.
Unless he also wants to give you prayer.

Thicket
oh right
uhhh
I'm going to say I was in Fire mode when I walked into here
Flame Missile - Fire 0
Attack 16 vs Agility
Damage 4
Target/Area One creature or object within long range
Duration
Requirement
Description You loose a fiery missile at the target. Make a Will attack roll against the target�s Agility. On a success, the target takes 1d6 damage.
Triggered
Roll 20+
holy shit

Drufle (GM)
Alright oh WOW.
That's, uh, quite a macro there buddy.

Thicket
okay

Drufle (GM)
Well, that did hit.

Thicket
well, I was in fire mode
I think he needs to make an AGI save

Drufle (GM)
rolling d20+3( 1 )+3 = 4
Wow.

Thicket
rolling 1d3( 3 ) = 3
3 more damage

Drufle (GM)
Righto!

Thicket
the other guy isn't close enough
so he's fine

Drufle (GM)
HK, are you going fast?
I imagine not.

Thicket hurls a ball of flame at the fomor

H. Knight
you imagine correctly

Drufle (GM)
Right then, monster fasts!

R�senfeld
funny how tree lady fires a fireball

Thicket
Russ is right next to her
he saw the tree lady throw fire

Drufle (GM)
This poor fomor is gonna try to stab HK.
Oddly enough, being grabbed doesn't actually give them any penalties.
They just can't move.
rolling d20+3+2d6k1 ( 20 )+3+( 4 + 5 ) = 28

Thicket
oh

Drufle (GM)
HRAAAAAAAAAR

Thicket
wow

Drufle (GM)
rolling 1d6+2-1d6( 4 )+2-( 4 ) = 2
Nice.

Thicket
well
they tried

H. Knight
can I say it's facing the spike pit
and not me

R�senfeld
i mean he knows you're a dryad or something anyway, i should think by now that's not an issue

H. Knight
though
I can DR that

R�senfeld
much less scary than facing a werepig

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, I included the DR.
He only does 2 damage.

H. Knight
oh you did
ok
"Ow."

Thicket
you said he doesn't like old magic
which is definitely Thicket's thing

R�senfeld
he doesn't

Drufle (GM)
The skeleman attempts his bow again!

Thicket
Will magic

Drufle (GM)
HAVE AT YE ROBOMAN

R�senfeld
you're not impure magic though that's the thing

Drufle (GM)
rolling d20+5+d6( 12 )+5+( 2 ) = 19
HRG

H. Knight
hit the goat!

R�senfeld
dryad's aren't a curse or an abomination

Drufle (GM)
Oh, hm.
If he had missed, I would allow that.

Thicket
I'm glad you think that way :P

Drufle (GM)
But he didn't.

H. Knight
awww

Drufle (GM)
rolling 2d6-2d6( 2 + 4 )-( 4 + 6 ) = -4
Nice job.
TWANG

H. Knight
I wish that healed me

Drufle (GM)
Pfffft.
If only.

Thicket
don't worry I have berries of healing

R�senfeld
he's a paladin lol i'm not gonna attack random things unless under extreme stress

Drufle (GM)
The arrow just gets absorbed into your armor.
The other guys are going slow.
Slow players!

H. Knight
Me

Thicket
oh boy

H. Knight
I throw this goat into the Pit Of Spikes
to my right

Thicket
will you walk up next to it first?

H. Knight
can't move while in a grapple

Thicket
oh

H. Knight
even if he's tiny

Thicket
even though you're bigger than him?
well alright

H. Knight
GM!

Drufle (GM)
Is that true?

H. Knight
I dunno you tell me

Drufle (GM)
It is in Pathfinder, I don't think it is here.
Ah no, you're right.
You can't move without losing the grab.

H. Knight
yeah
they didn't factor in giant horsement

Drufle (GM)
Alright then, AGI with one boon.
Actually, uh, hm.
Yeah I guess it is AGI.

H. Knight
aww really?

Drufle (GM)
Since you're throwing something.

Thicket
not STR?
actually
he has Reach right?
because Big?
those spikes are in range
he could just slam the Fomor down into them

Drufle (GM)
Not by normal rules, no.
Those spikes are 3 squares away.
His reach is only 2.

Thicket
aw...

H. Knight
I don't have a hand on the end of my lance
though that WOULD be nice

Thicket
wait

Drufle (GM)
You can throw him and add your STR mod if you want.
Actually wait you have a slow turn.

Thicket
grab the fomor by the ankle and swing him down into the spikes

Drufle (GM)
Why not just walk up to it?

Thicket
he cant move, remember?

Drufle (GM)
Arg.
Right.

H. Knight
throw with AGI

Thicket
swing him down by the ankle

R�senfeld
sit on him
problem solved
Kappa

H. Knight
that's for the other one

Drufle (GM)
Just gimme an AGI roll to see if we need to worry about this at all.
With 1 boon.
H. Knight:
Agility Challenge
Roll 16

Drufle (GM)
Yeah see.
Also music stopped, so new track time.

Thicket
maybe they'll fix that
someday

Drufle (GM)
rolling 2d6( 6 + 1 ) = 7
KERSTAB

H. Knight
only 7?
I'd have done more by punching him

Drufle (GM)
Hey, I'm giving you an extra die of damage!

R�senfeld
@thicket no they'll just break the sheets again instead

Thicket
I don't think he's going to be getting up too easily

H. Knight
oh!
ok!

Thicket
@Rusenfeld :(

Drufle (GM)
The spikes only do 1d6 normally, they're meant to be an annoyance, not an actual weapon.

H. Knight
I wanted Instant Death Pit
but

Drufle (GM)
:P

H. Knight
can he climb out easy?

Drufle (GM)
Nah, he'll have to pull himself off the spikes.

Thicket
ouch

Drufle (GM)
It'll be a bit rough.
Do you want to move?
You still have your move.

H. Knight
yes
there?

Thicket applauds

Thicket
"Nice throw, dear!"

Drufle (GM)
Sure.
Rose, fire away.

H. Knight
"It's What They Deserve, Miss"
"For Franternizing With Evil"

Rose
yyep
not standing on altar
since HK moved

Drufle (GM)
Righto.

Rose
so same as before. Trick
shoot

Thicket
I swear if this bugbear is a mage

R�senfeld
it totally is
i'm telling you
Rose:
Agility Challenge
Roll 15

Drufle (GM)
Hit!

Rose
hmm
oh goos
d

Drufle (GM)
Ah, goose.

Rose
rolling 2d6 + 1( 5 + 4 )+1 = 10

Drufle (GM)
rolling 2d3( 1 + 2 ) = 3
Death by, like, 4 cuts.
Poor skeleman is just being torn apart by arrows.

Rose
3

Drufle (GM)
Monster turn!

Rose
oh wait

Drufle (GM)
Do you want to move?

Rose
nnop"

Drufle (GM)
Alright, so first off this fomor is gonna go punch a tree lady.

Thicket
wow rude
wait doesn't HK got AoO?

Drufle (GM)
Nope!

Thicket
*get
damnit

Drufle (GM)
He hasn't left his reach.
rolling d20+3+d6 ( 6 )+3+( 2 ) = 11

H. Knight
I thought it was moving _within_ reach

Thicket
holy shit he missed

Thicket stumbles back as her armor takes the hit

Drufle (GM)
When a creature in your reach willingly moves out of your
against that creature using a melee weapon you are wielding.
reach, you can use a triggered action to make an attack

H. Knight
ohh

Drufle (GM)
So no, out of reach.
Within reach is actually Pathfinder rules!
But we never did that.
Because it's awful.
Anyway yeah, wow, he actually missed.
Bugbear!

Thicket
ahahaha
uhhh
what is he doing?

Drufle (GM)
Rats, not quite far enough.
I guess he'll fire his bow?
But back a bit.

Thicket
he has a bow?

Drufle (GM)
He does, apaprently.
Apparently*

H. Knight
I keep forgetting that bugbears are not actually bug bears

Drufle (GM)
rolling d20+3+d6( 17 )+3+( 4 ) = 24
rolling 2d6+1-2d6 ( 3 + 3 )+1-( 2 + 4 ) = 1

H. Knight
"please stop"

Drufle (GM)
God, why do I even try attacking this roboman.

Thicket
I don't think these monsters can hurt HK

Drufle (GM)
He's so big! And metal!

Thicket
he's distracting

Drufle (GM)
Anyway, suddenly!

R�senfeld
what do you mean "suddenly"
we said no fireballs pls
TT

H. Knight
CYBER AKUMA

Drufle (GM)
The door to the east breaks open as a corpse flies through it, cracking a coffin open.

Thicket
uhhh

Drufle (GM)
Top of the round!

Rose
FAST

Thicket
well that's odd
I'll go fast as well
I want away from this fomor

R�senfeld
aoo

Thicket
1 yard step
will get me out of that

Drufle (GM)
Indeed.

Thicket
but first

R�senfeld
man why is there always a weird loophope
what's the point of the mechanic

Thicket
since he's right next to me
Will vs STR roll
boon from blessing?

R�senfeld
can i just butt the crossbow on the fomor's head

Drufle (GM)
Uh, I assume so, yes.
Thicket:
Will Challenge
Roll 12
shit I don't think that's enough

Drufle (GM)
Against his STR? It is.

Thicket
oh really?

Drufle (GM)
Yes.

Thicket
rolling 2d3( 2 + 2 ) = 4
he takes 4 damage and is immobilized by roots

Drufle (GM)
Righto.

Thicket punches the Fomor in the nose and roots sprout all over him

Thicket
"That was for your rude behavior"

Drufle (GM)
Rose, fire away.

Thicket takes a 1 yard step back

Rose
Trick Shots Hat Trick!

Drufle (GM)
And Ruse, to answer your question, the 1-yard step takes a t-action, so if you don't have that you can't do it.
Rose:
Agility Challenge
Roll 11

Drufle (GM)
Miss, unfortunately.

Thicket
did our luck run out?

Rose
oh dear!

Drufle (GM)
Ruse? HK? Anyone else going fast?

R�senfeld
yeah
i want to melee with the crossbow
can i do that?

Drufle (GM)
Uhhhhhhh I guess? It'll do like 1d3 damage at best.

H. Knight
how big is this bugbear?

Drufle (GM)
Size 1.

H. Knight
cool
I can reach it from here

R�senfeld
ok cool

Drufle (GM)
About 7 feet tall.

R�senfeld
divine smite!

Thicket
divine pistolwhip

R�senfeld
will expend denounce if successful
is it still finesse or do I have to do STR?

Drufle (GM)
STR, I imagine.
These things aren't meant for hitting.
So you just have to put your back into it.
R�senfeld:
Strength Challenge
Roll 9
what

Drufle (GM)
That's a miss.

R�senfeld
c'mon
stupidd thing

Thicket
do you want to do a 1-yard step?

R�senfeld
yeah
i guess

Thicket
or do you need your T-action?
That fomor can't go anywhere so

R�senfeld
but can i do that after an attaack?

Thicket
I think so
I did at least

Drufle (GM)
Yes.
At any time.
HK, are you gonna go fast?

H. Knight
ok so

R�senfeld
i can't move my pog

H. Knight
laast turn I walked and grabbed
can I grab and throw in one turn?

R�senfeld
left-clicking drags the map..
oh ok
it was a tool thing

Drufle (GM)
Yeah.
Uhhhh.
I'm gonna say probably not, HK.
That sounds like two actions.

H. Knight
oh ok

Thicket
maybe just charge and punch?

H. Knight
My plan was to reach back, grab the formor and toss it at the bugbear
but if not possible, will punch

Drufle (GM)
That fomor isn't going anywhere soon.

Thicket
that Fomor is rooted

H. Knight
okay then

Thicket
I don't think you even can pick him up

H. Knight
punching biggo goblino in the schnozzle
ROCKET FIST

Thicket
wait wut

Drufle (GM)
Hey Ruse, can you roll a d6 for me?

H. Knight
it's in range

Drufle (GM)
The bugbear? No he isn't.

H. Knight
it's not in range

Drufle (GM)
He's 3 tiles away.

H. Knight
why the hell did you put a larger tiled floor behind a grid

Drufle (GM)
I apologize for the dumb background tiles.

H. Knight
thank you

Drufle (GM)
Legitimately matching the grids is horribly painful.

Thicket
how about an unbalancing charge attack?

H. Knight
not with spike pits behind me!

Thicket
move around them???

H. Knight
ok

Drufle (GM)
Do what you will!

H. Knight
can I circle round the back?

Drufle (GM)
No, charges have to be relatively straight.

H. Knight
I mean if I don't charge

Drufle (GM)
Oh, sure, but then wait for your slow turn.

H. Knight
hmm
vote?

Thicket
I mean

H. Knight
charge or no

Thicket
that Bugbear is pretty close to us
and is probably the strongest thing here

H. Knight
rose's advice is charge
thus I shall do so

R�senfeld
you're pretty bulky but what if bugbear turns out to absolutely wreck with physical attac?

Drufle (GM)
Ruse, give me a d6 while you're here, by the way.

H. Knight
...how do I do this one again

Thicket
try to knock him down as well

R�senfeld
rolling 1d6( 1 ) = 1
oh ddear

Drufle (GM)
Alright, nevermind.

R�senfeld
wish i knew what i failed

Drufle (GM)
I just found out that you get 1 boon against immobilized targets.
So I was gonna retroactively let you hit the fomor man.

R�senfeld
oh

Drufle (GM)
But you still missed so nevermind.

R�senfeld
well apparently eff that
:P

Drufle (GM)
HK, it's just 1 bane for charging.

H. Knight
ok

R�senfeld
I say don't charge the bugbear, btw, mopp

Thicket
the best part of rooting touch is that it isn't a spell
I don't think there is a limit to how often I can use it

H. Knight
really?

Thicket
its a Dryad thing

R�senfeld
yes i think you should help us deal with the fomor
and get away from bugbear

Thicket
no
that Fomor next to us can't hit us this turn
we're out of its reach and it can't move

H. Knight
russ you just need to step back a bit and shoot it like a normal person
I shall deal with the boss man I am the tank

R�senfeld
i need to reload!

Thicket
HK needs to tank
none of us can take hits well

H. Knight
righto time to go

Thicket
well maybe Rose can

R�senfeld
ok well d othat then

Thicket
but I know you and me are frail

H. Knight
strength +1?

Drufle (GM)
Why +1?

H. Knight
well I have two boons

Drufle (GM)
Do you mean boons?

H. Knight
-1 for the bane
yes

Drufle (GM)
You have three boons, pal.

H. Knight
ok two it is

Drufle (GM)
One from warrior, one from blessing, one from juggernaut.
So go hit him!
H. Knight:
Strength Challenge
Roll 17

Drufle (GM)
Yep, that's a hit.

H. Knight rushes the bugbear

Thicket
ROBOPUNCH GO

H. Knight
rolling 3d6 + 1( 1 + 4 + 6 )+1 = 12

Drufle (GM)
Good lord.

H. Knight
CRUNCH

Drufle (GM)
A good hit indeed!
So that's all for the players, monster fast turns!
The poor fomor is gonna spend his entire turn yanking himself off the spike trap.

Thicket
that looks painful

Drufle (GM)
The other fomor is, uh...
Lunging attack!
Have at ye, plant lady!

Thicket
wow rude

Drufle (GM)
rolling d20+3( 11 )+3 = 14

Rose
should have cut it's arms off

Thicket
yeah that hits

Drufle (GM)
rolling d6+2( 3 )+2 = 5

Thicket
that's over a fourth of my health gone

Drufle (GM)
He lunges forward, constrained by the vines, and strikes with a spear!

Thicket reels back

Drufle (GM)
The bugbear whips out a sword and goes for the kill!

Thicket
"Ow! Behave yourself you flithy beast!"

Drufle (GM)
rolling d20+4+1d6( 4 )+4+( 6 ) = 14
Hit?

H. Knight
???

Drufle (GM)
This is on you.

H. Knight
what am I comparing it to

Drufle (GM)
Your defense!

H. Knight
my defense is 8?
um

Drufle (GM)
Ah, yeah, that's right.
Your defense is garbage because your DR is so good.
Your def is AGI-1.
Which is 8 indeed.

H. Knight
oh well hit me

Drufle (GM)
rolling 3d6-3d6+2( 3 + 6 + 6 )-( 3 + 6 + 6 )+2 = 2

H. Knight
with your rhythm sword

Drufle (GM)
Oh for.

Thicket
lol

Drufle (GM)
He's trying so hard!
TINK

R�senfeld
lol wtf

Drufle (GM)
This armor man, I tell ya.
I think I've done like 4 damage total to HK this entire fight.

H. Knight says nothing

H. Knight
5

Drufle (GM)
Skeleman is going to return fire at his elvish aggressor!

Thicket
he's learned his leason

Drufle (GM)
rolling d20+5+d6( 9 )+5+( 5 ) = 19
HIYA
Does Rose have any armor?

Rose
what's the range on that weapon?

Drufle (GM)
Light armor, apparently.
Long, same as yours.

Thicket
oh wait, what does soft leather armor do?

Rose
light leather yes

Drufle (GM)
Takes off 1 damage per die, Thicket.

Thicket
oh

Drufle (GM)
rolling 2d6-2( 4 + 4 )-2 = 6

Thicket
right so that damage was 1 less on me then

Drufle (GM)
Rose takes 6!
And the round ends, to the top!
I imagine pretty much everyone will go fast here?

Rose
yeep
fastfastfast
fast
first

Thicket
well that Fomor can move again

Drufle (GM)
He can, yes.
Rose:
Agility Challenge
Roll 20

Thicket
the 20s return

Drufle (GM)
Hit! And EO!

Rose
rolling 2d6 + 1( 3 + 4 )+1 = 8

Drufle (GM)
Yikes.
Well, the skeleman is dead.
Rose:
Agility Challenge
Roll 8
"whoops!"

Thicket
shot the skelecorpse

Drufle (GM)
Good thing too, since you missed.

Rose
i only missed because it collapsed!

Drufle (GM)
:p

Thicket
well I'd like not to get stabbed again
but the fomor can move again so

Drufle (GM)
You have spells!

Thicket
well of course
I'm just reading them

Drufle (GM)
Fair enough.
HK? Ruse?

Thicket
Flame Missile is my best option right now

H. Knight
punch again I think
unless there's other nice options

Thicket
probably just punch

H. Knight
I could try to rip his sword out of his hands?

R�senfeld
uh i slow

H. Knight
nevermind

Drufle (GM)
Uhhhh.

R�senfeld
i want to move and reload

H. Knight
just puch to death then grab sword

Thicket
I'll throw a Flame Missile at this fomor

Drufle (GM)
You can attack weapons but you get 2 banes on the roll.
Thicket:
Flame Missile - Fire 0
Attack 40 vs Agility
Damage 0
Target/Area One creature or object within long range
Duration
Requirement
Description You loose a fiery missile at the target. Make a Will attack roll against the target�s Agility. On a success, the target takes 1d6 damage.
Triggered
Roll 20+

H. Knight
yeah lets leave that

Thicket
HOLY SHIT

Drufle (GM)
Um?????
No???

Thicket
wut the hell??
just happened

R�senfeld
that thing's broken

Drufle (GM)
That is most certainly not the right roll.
Thicket:
Will Challenge
Roll 13

Drufle (GM)
Ok good, there you go.

Thicket
okay this is more normal

Drufle (GM)
Much nicer.
Also a hit!

Thicket
rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4
also he needs to make an AGI save
cause I'm still Fire Mode

Drufle (GM)
rolling d20+3( 13 )+3 = 16

Thicket
okay that'll do it

Drufle (GM)
Right, HK, you go!

Thicket
Oak hide lasts for an hour!?

H. Knight
is prayer still on?

Drufle (GM)
Blessing, but yes.

Thicket
why didn't I open with this

H. Knight
good

Drufle (GM)
Speaking of prayer though, Ruse has that every turn.

Thicket
does russ wanna pray?
H. Knight:
Strength Challenge
Roll 22

Thicket
oh wait nvm

Drufle (GM)
Oh dear.
Quite a hit!

H. Knight
ok is that that thing

Thicket
you get +1d6 damage

H. Knight
forceful strike?

Drufle (GM)
It is!

H. Knight
yeah

Thicket
because Warrior

Drufle (GM)
4d6 away!

H. Knight
rolling 4d6 + 1( 3 + 3 + 1 + 1 )+1 = 9

Drufle (GM)
Awwww.

Thicket
oh

H. Knight
:(

Drufle (GM)
The bugbear is only slightly impressed by your very large and angry fists.
Speaking of which!
Monster turns!

H. Knight
"blast!"

Drufle (GM)
rolling d20+4+d6( 2 )+4+( 6 ) = 12
Here comes a bugbear!
rolling 3d6-3d6+2 ( 3 + 3 + 5 )-( 4 + 1 + 3 )+2 = 5

Thicket
oh no I only have 1 flame missile left

Drufle (GM)
GRRRR

H. Knight
ooch

Drufle (GM)
Slightly actual damage!
The fomors are going to slow turn.
Ruse!
Uhhhhh Ruse?

Thicket
uh oh

Drufle (GM)
I do believe our priest has gone AFK.

Thicket
well he wanted to move and reload he said

Drufle (GM)
Ah, yes.
Probably not too far away, though.

Thicket
how badly does this Fomor look?

Drufle (GM)
Very badly.

Thicket
because he seems to want to kill me

Drufle (GM)
He is not doing so well right now.
Ok, Ruse seems to have vanished so I'm going to just move him to the side and have him reload.
Fomor turn!
rolling d20+3+d6 ( 10 )+3+( 2 ) = 15
I like that attacking HK is mostly a formality.
Unless they roll really, really bad.

Drufle (GM)
rolling d6-d6+2( 4 )-( 5 )+2 = 1
1 damage to the metal man!
Stabby time!

Thicket
welp

Drufle (GM)
rolling d20+3( 18 )+3 = 21

Thicket
ow

Drufle (GM)
HRRRRG
rolling d6+1 ( 4 )+1 = 5

Thicket
fuck
4 more damage

R�senfeld
sorry

Drufle (GM)
That includes your DR already, sorry.

R�senfeld
fuckin' gettin distracted

Thicket
I have 10 HP left

Drufle (GM)
Ruse, you wanted to move and reload, yes?

Thicket
wait wut?
nvm I have 9 health left

H. Knight
we might have to make our leave in a few minutes

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, I thought that might happen.
Would you like to just call it here?
At the end of this round?

R�senfeld
yeah that's fine

H. Knight
yeah

Drufle (GM)
Righto.

R�senfeld
re: moving and reloading
sorry for getting distracted btw
somebody said 'baby bees'
and it annoys me :P

H. Knight
its fine

R�senfeld
because baby bees are friggin larvae!

H. Knight
what!
baby bees would be
amazing

Drufle (GM)
Alright, I'm going to go eat some food.

Thicket
food would be good

Drufle (GM)
Next time, what's going on in that east room??????

Thicket
see ya'll next time

H. Knight
alrighty
byee

Drufle (GM)
Hint: It's not very good.