Drufle (GM)	So this is, uh, session 10? I think?
Thicket	probably Rose also shuffles away
H. Knight	who even cares at this point Thicket is busy studying the moon pearl
Drufle (GM)	:P I'm trying to keep track!
Thicket	"Rusenfeld, dear, do you know where this came from?"
Sol	(To GM) rolling d20+1 ( 19 )+1 = 20
Thicket	its going to be really hard not calling you Russ that was a Drumun thing for the record, Thicket just came back from here own thing she doesn't know what you guys have been up to
(To Sol)	So Bertram has probably heard pretty much the entire story at this point, up to but maybe not including the fact that the orcs weren't the bad guys necessarily.
R�senfeld	"The actual origin of the maiden's tear isn't clear. People believe it is, as the name suggest, a crystalized form of energy secreted or created by The Maiden. But in reality it is just an object created of blasphemous dark rites, I believe."
Thicket	"Oooh, 'blasphemous'" Thicket chuckles
Rose	"bitch, I want it!"
Thicket	"well I hope you don't mind me hanging onto this 'blesphemy'" "Excuse you, can you cast spells?"
Rose	"nope, but I bet it'll sell!"
R�senfeld	"The Lord will not necessarily be as forgiving, but so long as you keep that.. thing.. away from me... you may do as you wish."
Thicket	"Sell? wouldn't you rather fight off a dragon and get its horde?"
Drufle (GM)	I have no actual idea what would happen if you tried to sell a relic, honestly. There aren't any rules in the books for that.
Thicket	"Weapons are useful, dear"
Rose	"Tell you what, how about YOU fight a dragon and then I take what's left?"
Thicket	"And so are pretty tears" "Deal" Thicket puts the Tear away in her bag
Thicket	that 'deal' was sarcastic, btw
R�senfeld	rusenfeld has somehow avoided knowledge of drumun's transformation right
Rose	I figured
Thicket	he believes the Demon did it
Rose	somehow yes moron
Drufle (GM)	Yeah I think so.
Thicket	right now though, Drumun is missing
Drufle (GM)	Drumun is Gone.
Thicket	off somewhere else
H. Knight	missing, presumed
R�senfeld	you get points for that
Thicket	I should probably buy Thicket a better weapon
R�senfeld	in my books i know russ has heard about the Tear i just don't remember how much he actually knows about it
Drufle (GM)	It's currently a rather quiet day in the guild hall.
Rose	oh, I forgot how much money I had can I upgrade my bow or buy better?
Drufle (GM)	Unfortunately, no. There's only one kind of bow in this game unless you shell out the enormous pile of gold for a magic bow.
Rose	but i want! how enormous is this pile
Drufle (GM)	Uhhhhh. Lemme go look quickly.
Thicket	I only have 1 gc... and some silver but still Rose slams 15 GP on the GM's table
Thicket	forth wall? what forth wall
Drufle (GM)	Oh I can assure you, 15 is not nearly enough.
Rose	aw
Thicket	speaking of weapons I want a rapier wait
Drufle (GM)	The components alone are almost 50 gc.
Thicket	would a ranged weapon be better?
Drufle (GM)	shrug
Rose	yes range is good
Thicket	oh they are a bit pricy hmmm If I hold a two handed weapon, can I not use magic?
Rose	does thicket speak elvish?
Thicket	and Writes! so yes Elvish, Common, and High Archaic
H. Knight	how do I whisper to other players what function is it
Drufle (GM)	Thicket: you cannot, no.
Thicket	darn
Drufle (GM)	It's /w PlayerName Message
H. Knight	ok
Thicket	right so
R�senfeld	brb sorry
Drufle (GM)	I'm still just searching for the magic weapon thing, sorry.
Thicket	I can't get the handcrossbow because its 2 gc Crossbow is twohanded Sling and Blowgun are weak
Drufle (GM)	Oh nevermind, I can't remember where it is. I'll just say it's at least 50 gc because it's definitely at least that much.
Thicket	ummm...noooo right so I'll just take a rapier
(To Rose)	Um????
R�senfeld	is that a finesse sword?
Thicket	yeah
Drufle (GM)	Yep.
Thicket	my STR is crap
R�senfeld	i llke those
(From Rose)	oh can you see these too
(To Rose)	I can see all messages, apparently.
Drufle (GM)	To clarify for earlier, to cast a spell you must be able to speak and have one free hand.
(From Rose)	cool. interpret it as talking to her in elvish
Drufle (GM)	Golurk ran into that problem when he was trying to cast battle magic with his crossbow.
(To Rose)	Righto.
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, something about the plot...
Thicket	how much does my Staff sell for
R�senfeld	wasn't it like 5cp
Drufle (GM)	5 cp if it's unused. More like 2 if you've used it a lot.
Thicket	I am going to assume I've used it a whole 2 cp
R�senfeld	hey that's like 20 bits, you're rich to some people
Drufle (GM)	Roy has been missing for a few days, after mentioning she would be doing some research in the local libraries.
Thicket	not rich enough welp, Roy's gone evil guys
Drufle (GM)	The swarms of beastmen have gradually receded from the fields of Caecras, and the holy city is a bit quieter.
Thicket	we're done for H. Knight trots up to the group, COVERED in shiny chrome armor
Drufle (GM)	CLANG CLANG CLANG
Thicket	wait, if he's Chrome now then he's not iron
H. Knight	"Hello Everyone. How Goes Business?"
Thicket	"..." "Woah..."
H. Knight	it's just shinyyyy R�senfeld Raises an eyebrow, then immediately lowers it again to alleviate the glare from one of the chandeliers reflecting off the armor
H. Knight	"I See That Miss Roy Is Not Among You."
Thicket	did Thicket ever meet Roy?
R�senfeld	"She elected to do some research in the local libraries."
Drufle (GM)	Formally? Possibly not.
R�senfeld	"What about, I apparently cannot remember."
Drufle (GM)	You've certainly seen her around.
Thicket	"Oh, the cute little human girl?" "I saw her in the library a few times...a few months ago" Yvonne Lariel is just quietly sliding papers around, signing documents, and generally making continuous white noise with the blur of parchment.
R�senfeld	"'Cute' isn't the term I would use, but I suppsoe I have gotten used to her. Yes, little blonde girl. Has megalomanic streaks. Very endearing."
Drufle (GM)	Has died multiple times in like a month. That one.
R�senfeld	"Has the perpensity to remain alive under unusually harsh conditions."
Drufle (GM)	Also just to clarify, it's only been like 2 weeks tops since the last level.
R�senfeld	"Very useful skill."
Thicket	only two weeks? well then
Drufle (GM)	Intra-arc gaps are much shorter. Inter-arc gaps are months or even years if necessary.
H. Knight	oh so I'm not just hot off the forge oh well
Drufle (GM)	You might still be!
R�senfeld	You'll always be hot off the forge for me, baby.
Drufle (GM)	That halfling smith is very good at his job.
H. Knight	ooohh~ Thicket is just mesmerized by HK's gleaming armor
R�senfeld	gonna do my fav thing in the guild "Yvonne, pop the kettle on, would you dear?" Yvonne Lariel looks up and raises an eyebrow.
R�senfeld	"I'll help you with paperwork later?"
Thicket	pffft
R�senfeld	he never does Yvonne Lariel grins and flicks a hand to the side, and a whistling pot starts shaking.
Thicket	"Such the gentleman" referring to russ
R�senfeld	so i'ma check out theboard
Thicket	of course
R�senfeld	because what is going on pls GM
H. Knight	"If Miss Roy Has Been Absent For So Long, We Should Search For Her"
Drufle (GM)	I mean, I was going to give you an actual pointer soon.
H. Knight	"She Would Do The Same For Us, I Am Certain"
Thicket	so Roy and Drumun are missing
Drufle (GM)	But if you'd like to take charge that works for me too.
R�senfeld	oh sorry we always check the board XD
Thicket	gotta get those quests
R�senfeld	how else do you grind loot
Drufle (GM)	The notice board today is sparse, aside from a few requests for materials and escorts.
R�senfeld	ooh 'escorts'
Yvonne Lariel	"Boards quiet today, hons. Most interesting thing is this one here." Thicket tries to place her hand on HK's new armor Yvonne Lariel picks a page off her pile and waves it in the air. R�senfeld walks over to her desk to have a look
R�senfeld	"What's this?"
H. Knight	"I Would Advise Against That, Miss Thicket" Thicket pulls back Yvonne Lariel slides it across the desk.
Thicket	"Right, sorry..."
R�senfeld	i look at it.. assuming i don't have to roll for that i could do, for kicks
H. Knight	"My Body Is 90 Percent Solid Iron. Believe Me, I Regret It Also"
Yvonne Lariel	"Church is asking for some help in one of the mausoleums."
R�senfeld	"Oh, wonderful, more abonimable creatuers from beyond the barrier."
Yvonne Lariel	"Noises at night, footsteps, that kinda thing."
Thicket	so, question, Thicket is a Dryad what the heck do people think of that? R�senfeld sighs
Thicket	like, this is not normal
H. Knight	well it HAS been a few weeks
R�senfeld	rusenfeld is ignoring you mostly, because the alternative is to hate you
Thicket	:(
R�senfeld	you're old magic!
Thicket	Thicket's mission is now to flirt with you
R�senfeld	lmao
Drufle (GM)	The premier heroes of Caecras are a saxophone-playing dwarf, a giant ancient robotaur, a gruff man, and a literal child.
R�senfeld	good luck.. don't know if he's had a piece of ass in literally years
Drufle (GM)	People aren't phased by much anymore.
Thicket	girls a Dryad man
Drufle (GM)	"Oh no, a plant person."
R�senfeld	leafy ass neither
Thicket	seducing is kinda their thing
H. Knight	HK is very accomodating
Drufle (GM)	That's a naiad, Noven.
R�senfeld	lol go ahead! I'd love it if you succeeded
Thicket	don't Dryads also have the allure thingy?
R�senfeld	be funny as hell
Drufle (GM)	Dryads didn't do that kinda thing as much, they were too busy killing people for messing with their trees.
Thicket	ah duly noted
R�senfeld	you can still flirt with me.. eyes sparkle
Thicket	hang on Russ, Thicket needs to stop being distracted
Drufle (GM)	They do have an allure ability, but so do like 80% of faerie creatures. Anyway! How about that piece of paper!
R�senfeld	"So do we have any foreknowledge at all of what all is waiting in the mauseleum? (-sp)" H. Knight Looks at paper Thicket peeks over Russ's shoulder Yvonne Lariel shrugs and shakes her head.
Rose	"lots of dead people?"
R�senfeld	"Or is it just a case of we go down there and get ambushed by a dozen demons and a hundred zombies?" Rose licks her lips
Yvonne Lariel	"Yeah, pretty much."
Thicket	"I wouldn't mind a few zombies...they're good fertilizer"
R�senfeld	hahaha
Rose	"I'll have to bring the BIG fork..."
Yvonne Lariel	"Nothing you can't handle, I'm sure." R�senfeld sort of grumble-growls
Thicket	Thicket is right in Russ's personal space, btw
Yvonne Lariel	"Demons, beastmen, undead, the usual, most likely."
Thicket	looking over him shoulder
Yvonne Lariel	"Or just a couple of rowdy teenagers."
Thicket	*his
R�senfeld	how tall is she?
Thicket	uhh good question I always imagine Russ being rather tall
R�senfeld	he's like the top tier of size 1 yeah
Thicket	So I don't think she's taller than you?
R�senfeld	so you're liek trying to look over my shoulder but end up sort of hopping? :P
Thicket	she is basically hanging from you
R�senfeld	lmao
Yvonne Lariel	"Reward ain't even much honestly. Somethin' like 25 gc, along with whatever you confiscate from whatever's in there." Yvonne Lariel sighs. Rose turns on her Business Charms and looks in Rusenfeld's direction
R�senfeld	"You know, you could just move around me."
Thicket	"I bet there's something good in there then"
R�senfeld	oh my god
Thicket	"But where's the fun in that, dear?"
R�senfeld	is it womanize russ day he's not even a woman R�senfeld sighs
Drufle (GM)	This is actually the beach episode.
Thicket	Thicket is perfectly innocent what are you talking about :P
Rose	no it's cajole you into entering a dark catacomb day
Drufle (GM)	You've been in plenty of catacombs! Ok well some of you have.
Thicket	Thicket hasn't
R�senfeld	that's unnecessary, rusenfeld's secretly perfectly happy to wipe out evil things
Drufle (GM)	Statistically speaking.
Thicket	she's been in none
R�senfeld	he just is a bit grumpy in general
Drufle (GM)	The average has gotta be like 2.4.
R�senfeld	because he's russ H. Knight is bored of this tomfoolery and moves to the door to begin the mission
R�senfeld	"Where is the disturbance, then, Yvonne?" "We'd best have our tea... well, those of us who drink.. and be off, eh." Thicket drops down from Russ's shoulder and grabs some tea
R�senfeld	herbal tea for the tree lady?
Thicket	why the hell not?
Yvonne Lariel	"East side, clergy district. It's the big ol' mausoleum with a 7-pointed star made of marble, can't miss it."
R�senfeld	do you just pour it on yourself to drink it?
Rose	"got any hot blood?"
Thicket	I think I can drink it normally
Yvonne Lariel	"In the back as usual, Rose. Can't keep that stuff up front."
Thicket	I mean I'm not literally a plant, I'm a faerie
R�senfeld	i know i was joking
Thicket	:P
Rose	"Shit really? well then! thanks for being so well prepared, dear!"
Drufle (GM)	She steeps her roots in it.
Thicket	it may have been a joke but I had to think about it Yvonne Lariel smirks.
Thicket	I legit do not know too much about Dryads R�senfeld shakes his head
Drufle (GM)	Right, so, catacombs?
R�senfeld	yeah how'd I end up with you lot again?
Thicket	they don't have a race section
R�senfeld	:P
Thicket	no one else was available
Drufle (GM)	I like how HK is literally halfway off the map.
R�senfeld	Dryads are spirits, usually, not actual trees, they're like the personification of trees
Drufle (GM)	I'M LEAVING
R�senfeld	in this game i guess that fits fey
H. Knight	HE HAS NO REASON FOR TEA OR SEXY TIMES
Drufle (GM)	:P
H. Knight	IT MAKES HIM UNCOMFORTABLE
R�senfeld	but yeah, catacombs
Thicket	onward!
Drufle (GM)	The party walks the ways over to the graveyard where the mausoleum lies, and find the door already unlocked.
R�senfeld	I'll see you later, yvonne, WOWNK
Drufle (GM)	Literally Roxy.
H. Knight	ooh I forgot to buy a weapon
Thicket	"This is...quiet a bit roomier than I expected"
Drufle (GM)	The interior of the mausoleum is bleak and somewhat dark, with dust coating most of the area. Do you need a weapon?
R�senfeld	perception roll!
Drufle (GM)	You're a Juggernaut.
Thicket	oh shit what are rapiers made of! R�senfeld: Perception Challenge Roll 9 i suck.
H. Knight	um
Drufle (GM)	Metal, but you can get bronze ones that work fine.
R�senfeld	somebody else roll perception :P
H. Knight	I LIKE weapons but sure let's see Thicket: Perception Challenge Roll 10
H. Knight	what juggernaut does
Thicket	thanks druf I have Shadow sight does that help? Juggernaut punches shit
R�senfeld	just means you can see in the dark, doesn't it?
Drufle (GM)	You get 1d6 extra damage with your fists. Yep! The faint darkness doesn't bother you any.
Thicket	noice
Rose	god how do I roll again
Thicket	on your sheet there are little dice icons
R�senfeld	from your charsheet there are macro buttons, or you can roll /roll like this
Thicket	buttons
Drufle (GM)	A large, marble slab sits in the center of this room, with engravings signifying its contents as a local noble family.
R�senfeld	but then you have to prepare the math manually so I'd use the macro buttons Rose: Perception Challenge Roll 9
Thicket	someone pls roll well
Drufle (GM)	Smaller coffins sit to the side of the room, sealed shut with religious markings on the top.
R�senfeld	thicket you already did 10 is a challenge sucess
Thicket	oh right
R�senfeld	what religion? new god?
Rose	what is this
Drufle (GM)	To the north(?), a large stone door has been blocked up. New god, yes.
Thicket	"Why do you humans put your bodies in boxes?"
R�senfeld	not looting them then
Rose	the "input value" says #(boons - banes)
Thicket	"It seems...wasteful"
Drufle (GM)	Just put 0.
Rose	oh ok
Drufle (GM)	You have no boons nor banes for this roll.
Thicket	"what ever happened to "From earth, to earth"?"
R�senfeld	"You feeling hungry, Thicket?"
Thicket	"Ew...no"
Rose	"I know I am"
R�senfeld	shots firedd quarrelsome trait, baby anyway i examine this blockade Thicket walks over to read the marble slab
Drufle (GM)	The large door has been jammed shut with wedges of stone, preventing it from being opened in your direction.
Rose	can I stealth myself
R�senfeld	that is you can't open it from the inside?
Drufle (GM)	Sure, roll AGI. You can't open it from your side.
R�senfeld	oh
Thicket	what does this slab say, Drufle?
R�senfeld	well that's... annoying oh yeah what thicket said Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 16
Drufle (GM)	The slab has lists of names of various noblemen and women across decades, along with a simple signifier and crest marking their family. There are quite a few people buried in this mausoleum.
Thicket	I was about to ask "anything I should recognize" but unless there's some wizard there's no way she'd know
H. Knight	"What Happens When The Mausoleum Runs Out Of Room?"
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, it's a relatively minor family.
R�senfeld	"They just make more room, Holy Knight. Usually at the expense of the poor."
Drufle (GM)	And, to be fair, there is a LOT of room in here. H. Knight glowers a bit
Drufle (GM)	Your point is valid but the family line will probably die off before this mausoleum gets filled.
Thicket	"Again, I do not understand this body-in-a-box situation you humans have"
R�senfeld	"It's a sign of respect for the dead."
H. Knight	"It is Done To Prevent The Body From Returning To The Earth."
Rose	"it's a form of takeaway, I think"
R�senfeld	lol do you actually consume the dead? like is that something Rose does?
Thicket	"This seems...disrespectful to the earth"
Rose	sometimes it's fresher than that
R�senfeld	interesting "I think I would prefer to be bathed in a purifying fire when I die." Thicket pushes on the rocks up at the door
R�senfeld	"My soul will return to the lord one way or another, to be judged."
H. Knight	"I Vaguely Remember My People Cremated Their Dead"
Drufle (GM)	They're wedged kinda tight. STR roll with 1 bane.
Thicket	"See? Fire is a much more reasonable way to treat the dead" Strength Challenge Roll 13
Drufle (GM)	Oh.
Thicket	wut
Drufle (GM)	Shit.
H. Knight	I was there
Thicket	my first STR roll and its a 20
Drufle (GM)	Thicket apparently just punches the wall and all the wedges fall out. H. Knight applauds
Thicket	"Okay, we can go deeper" I have a -7 on that roll in total
R�senfeld	"..."
Thicket	you got showed up by someone with 8 str R�senfeld doesn't like the supernatural power that this fairy apparently has
Drufle (GM)	Pfffft. THWACK Thicket looks over to Rusenfeld
Thicket	"Priests first, dear"
R�senfeld	"Alright."
Drufle (GM)	Yes, send the squishy human in first. Excellent idea.
Thicket	she is very smug right now
R�senfeld	fuck it, i'll d oit H. Knight shoves his way in front
H. Knight	"Be Sensible"
Thicket	HK disagrees it seems
Drufle (GM)	Deniiiiiiied. The door swings open!
R�senfeld	oh god
Thicket	beastmen
R�senfeld	no voidcallers this time psl Rose INSTANTLY nocks an arrow
R�senfeld	pls
Drufle (GM)	A couple of fomors are lazily resting against their blades, with an armored skeleton standing behind.
Thicket	"I hope we aren't interupting something"
Drufle (GM)	A bulky bugbear is eagerly watching the door to the east, where sounds of shrieking and roaring are coming from.
Rose	Marking the skeleton~
R�senfeld	can i preload my crossbow?
Thicket	this does not look like a fight we want to partake in
Drufle (GM)	You can always assume your weapons are loaded. H. Knight cracks his knuckles
R�senfeld	ok cool
Thicket	we'll need to be careful we don't want to explode again
Drufle (GM)	The bugbear is a bit surprised at this first round, but everyone else will be acting! So, who wants to go fast?
R�senfeld	you lot should gather 'round so i can prayer
Rose	rose shoots the skeleton
R�senfeld	or do that lol
Thicket	you have to tell people to do that, Russ Thicket doesn't know you can Pray
Drufle (GM)	Uh, I'm actually not sure if you have range, Rose.
R�senfeld	"To me, I shall pray for you!"
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez, nevermind.
Rose	how far is that
Drufle (GM)	Bows have long range.
Thicket	"Well how nice of you"
Drufle (GM)	You're fine.
Thicket	I'll go fast to get next to him
Rose	using trickery
Drufle (GM)	Fire away!
R�senfeld	pewpew
Rose	um
R�senfeld	agility with.... 2 boons?
Rose	bloody weapon dice don't work!
R�senfeld	they don't?
Rose	I am trying and it's not coming up R�senfeld: Agility Challenge Roll 4 ^
Thicket	oh you have to click on something they changed this sheet since last time
Rose	augh
Thicket	let me test
Drufle (GM)	You might have to do it manually otherwise. Thicket: Rapier Attack 9 Damage 5
Drufle (GM)	Which shouldn't be an issue.
Thicket	yeah
R�senfeld	wait what
Drufle (GM)	That's really weird. Considering it doesn't take their stats into account at all.
Rose	ok so how do I click?
Thicket	I don't know WHY it wants you to click, but whatever click the enemy pog
Rose	I am hitting the thing with this mouse but nothing seems to be highlighting
Thicket	after clicking the macro button it doesn't highlight anything
Drufle (GM)	No, I tried her sheet too. It doesn't seem to function properly.
R�senfeld	omg!
Drufle (GM)	Just roll it manually.
Rose	okay
R�senfeld	dude my spells
Rose	so what do I need to do
Thicket	Oh FUCK
Drufle (GM)	Oh. Great.
Thicket	SPELLS ARE FUCKING GONE
Drufle (GM)	It's an AGI roll. With 1 or 2 boons?
H. Knight	Time out, monsters we need to re-spell 2
R�senfeld	how am I meant to recall my spells :/
Thicket	shit shit shit SHIT Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 21
Thicket	I don't remember and one of my spells is custom I can't get that back
Drufle (GM)	A hit! By quite a long shot.
Thicket	it's still in the log, we can just pull it from that.
Rose	rolling 2d6 + 1( 6 + 3 )+1 = 10 and Exploit Opportunity
Drufle (GM)	Yikes. rolling 2d3 ( 1 + 2 ) = 3 7 damage!
Rose	second shot~ Agility Challenge Roll 25
Thicket	where is the log
Rose	rolling 1d6 + 1( 3 )+1 = 4
R�senfeld	i think drufle has to literally open the chat logs, streak hasn't been logging this one
Drufle (GM)	Yeah the actual logs.
Rose	exploit opportunity again~~
Drufle (GM)	And wow, another severe hit.
Thicket	I don't know how to open those
Drufle (GM)	Hey now!
R�senfeld	it crashed my browser when i try
Drufle (GM)	EO only activates once a round. Scroll up as far as you can in this chat window.
Rose	oh well!
Drufle (GM)	There's an option at the very top of recent messages to read the log. rolling d3 ( 1 ) = 1 Right, so Ruse is using Prayer?
R�senfeld	wow it didn't crash i guess i'd really like to recollect my spells though i need to know what i have available for divine smite and in general
Drufle (GM)	Alright, should we take 5 and clean this up a bit?
R�senfeld	yes please
Drufle (GM)	Alright! Drufle (GM) blows his Official GM Whistle.
Rose	I'll need to get crank#s and surter's spells too won't I
Drufle (GM)	Time out! Foul: Weird character sheet nonsense! You sure will, I imagine.
Thicket	you work with Russ, I'll work with Thicket
Drufle (GM)	Let's save fixing the non-current characters for out-session time, though.
R�senfeld	yeah
Rose	oh ok
R�senfeld	that's fine
Thicket	this is my only spellcaster, thankfully
R�senfeld	luckily i wrote what all traditions i have opened
Drufle (GM)	I mean, that's pretty easy for you. You're a priest, there's only 3 available :P
R�senfeld	yes but it also tells me how many times i've opened a tradition which in some cases comes at the expense f a spell i know it's not hard, it just helps me remember
Drufle (GM)	I think you only had burning beam from Celestial, yes?
Thicket	I might swap that for an Air spell :P since I haven't used any spells yet nothing is canon yet
Rose	we'll also need to enter damage values for our weapons they're all blanked so they default to 1d6
Drufle (GM)	Cool. That is. Very weird? So Ruse, you have one tradition-open and then 5 spell/tradition choices, I believe. You had all three traditions opened, so you only have 3 non-0 rank spells.
R�senfeld	i have belssing right?
Drufle (GM)	Yes. Which is what I assume you used on HK and Thicket.
R�senfeld	that's touch, I used prayer
Drufle (GM)	You had Revelation, I remember. Prayer is the ability that lets you give people a free boon from afar. But only one person per round.
R�senfeld	oh oh oh right
Thicket	okay I'm going to open the Air tradition instead of Celestial
R�senfeld	yes, blessing derp
Thicket	now that I know how Elemenatlists work
Drufle (GM)	I think you had Minor Healing and, uh, Moderate Healing from Life? Or did you have Vitality Burst?
R�senfeld	i definitely had vit. burst
Drufle (GM)	Right. Ok, that's all your spells then.
R�senfeld	burning beam too
Drufle (GM)	Burning Beam, Minor Healing, Vitality Burst, Create Holy Symbol, Blessing, and Revelation. 6 spells for 6 choices.
Thicket	how many choices would I have had? I know I took a spell at level 4
Drufle (GM)	7 total, or 8 with your level 4 bonus. But you won't have 8 spells.
Thicket	3 of those were used on Traditions
Drufle (GM)	Because you get 2 every time you open a tradition.
Thicket	1 was used on a custom spell so 4 choices left afterwards
Drufle (GM)	So 6 from your 3 tradition choices, and then 5 more. So yeah.
Thicket	I'll uh...need a moment
Drufle (GM)	They were virtually all from Nature and Fire, I believe. You didn't do much with Celestial when you had it.
Thicket	yeah now I don't have celestial at all welp
Drufle (GM)	Let's all applaud these nice fomors for being so patient.
Thicket	thank you fomors R�senfeld claps sloly
R�senfeld	slowly* just in the middle of the fight he sort of claps slowly for no reason apparently
Drufle (GM)	I apologize, I didn't know the sheets would implode on us like this.
R�senfeld	it's not your fault lol it's whomever maintains the roll20 SotDL systems
Drufle (GM)	Oh wow, did you already do everything Ruse?
R�senfeld	think so
Drufle (GM)	Dang, nice job!
R�senfeld	ty most data is kept on my main sheet because i'm smart apparently
Drufle (GM)	:P
R�senfeld	gonna take the opportunity to be right back pls
Drufle (GM)	Well hey, that boneguard is already at like half health.
Thicket	nice
Rose	just checking whoops
H. Knight	Druf, do I get 1d6 for my size?
Drufle (GM)	Yep! As always.
R�senfeld	sorry for doing this in hte middle of the sesh but i really need some food, kinda shaking a bit
Drufle (GM)	Because fists are a "weapon"
H. Knight	and the boon too cool
R�senfeld	so i'll be uh.. like 10 minutes? making instant ramen takes no time
Thicket	sorry I'm taking so long
Drufle (GM)	It's alright.
Thicket	I think I had overgrowth?
Drufle (GM)	That sounds familiar, yes.
Thicket	"SHILLELAGH" this is...a strange spell I mean, not what it does just that its an attack boost only for me
Drufle (GM)	yep
Thicket	and only works on clubs or staves
Drufle (GM)	Also you have a magic stick.
Thicket	do I?
Drufle (GM)	No. If you cast the spell.
Thicket	ah right, yeah almost done
Drufle (GM)	Good, good. Sol should be back soon as well. And then we can hopefully deal with these nasty men.
Thicket	okay I think I have everything
Drufle (GM)	And then whatever's behind that other door! Definitely nothing bad. That list of spells looks about right. So, we can probably get going now, since Ruse already went.
Thicket	oh boy...
Drufle (GM)	I think all of you went fast?
Thicket	I hope we didn't make a mistake oh, question
Drufle (GM)	Rose shot, Ruse used Blessing, and both you and HK moved.
Thicket	how much do berries cost?
Drufle (GM)	I mean, you can just grab them from the wild. They're berries.
Thicket	right so I did that and made them healing before coming in here
Drufle (GM)	If you want to buy them they're a pittance, probably a few bits.
H. Knight	hk didn't move yet
Drufle (GM)	Oh, he didn't? Do you want to go fast?
H. Knight	depends on if I can hit those formors from where I start
Drufle (GM)	You could charge, I suppose.
Thicket	do you want to rush into this?
Drufle (GM)	Double move, strike with one bane.
H. Knight	if not me then who else I'll take it but not now wait for sol
Thicket	just let them come to us
H. Knight	yeah
Drufle (GM)	Sol already went this round, we can get this going ahead.
H. Knight	ok I'll wait
Drufle (GM)	You have an extra boon for 6 rounds from his blessing. So, uh, lots of boons.
H. Knight	no sense in telling him to be sensiblle if I'm not
Drufle (GM)	Alright, fast monsters!
Thicket	here they come fomor pls, get off KH *HK
Drufle (GM)	The boneguard is gonna fire his bow at HK.
H. Knight	wish I had a shield
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5+1d6( 3 )+5+( 1 ) = 9 Oh.
Thicket	I mean
Drufle (GM)	PEW
Thicket	this feels familiure
H. Knight	tink
Drufle (GM)	The arrow just kinda effortlessly pings off his massive armor. Oh by the way, HK. Is this your special armor?
H. Knight	yes
Drufle (GM)	Was it just +1 def?
H. Knight	it has to be it's literally welded to my body
Drufle (GM)	I don't remember what bonuses we gave it.
H. Knight	I thought it was heavy same
Drufle (GM)	Oh right, we reduced the STR reqs, didn't we.
H. Knight	yes that's it
Drufle (GM)	So it was heavy armor that you could easily wear.
H. Knight	aye
Thicket	"wear"
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, HK, you're up.
Thicket	it pretty much is his body
H. Knight	alright how do I grab
Drufle (GM)	Uhhhh.
H. Knight	cuz that right one is getting grabbed
Drufle (GM)	You must have at least one hand free to grab, and you cannot be grabbing another creature. Choose one target creature within your reach that has a physical body (not a spirit, for example) and make a Strength or Agility attack are already grabbing, you automatically get a success. roll against the target�s Agility. If you choose a creature you
Drufle (GM)	On a success, the target becomes grabbed until the end of the next round. If you are prevented from using actions (such as because you are dazed, stunned, or unconscious), the grabbed affliction ends. The grabbed affliction also ends if you move or are moved to a position where you can no longer reach the grabbed target. (See Grabbed for more
Drufle (GM)	information on the effects of being grabbed, and Escape for how to escape a grab.) So just a STR check against his AGI.
H. Knight	ok
Thicket	glad we have simple grapple rules
Drufle (GM)	You are aware that you don't have the enemy club ability, right?
H. Knight	...no I am not do I have to buy that
Drufle (GM)	No, that comes at level 6.
H. Knight	aww well I can still throw him right?
Drufle (GM)	Your level 3 abilities are hitting harder with your fists and not being stopped. Uh, yes. That is an option.
H. Knight	good because unless I am VERY blind
R�senfeld	ok sorry i'm back
Thicket	just chuck him at the other one
H. Knight	that is a Pit Of Spikes behind him
Thicket	welcome back rus oh right, what are those?
Drufle (GM)	It is!
Thicket	are they actually... oh...my...yes
Drufle (GM)	Those are guards set up by the beastmen to protect the area. Moving through the area causes 1d6 damage.
H. Knight	do I have russ's blessing
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	So you have, uh. 3 boons.
Thicket	slam dunk them into the spikes that has to do extra damage, right? H. Knight: Strength Challenge Roll 15
Drufle (GM)	1 from warrior, 1 from Ruse, oh. Hit!
Thicket	HOIST
Drufle (GM)	That's your turn, then. H. Knight reaches down and cranes them up high
Drufle (GM)	And that's the end of the round! So, who's going fast?
Thicket	right they're like right in from of me
Rose	me do I still have line of sight on the skellyman?
R�senfeld	suggestions?
Drufle (GM)	No, Rose. HK is in the way.
Thicket	can she...charge and fire?
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
Thicket	is charge only for melee?
Drufle (GM)	Charging only works with melee.
R�senfeld	lso what is that thing
Drufle (GM)	What thing?
Thicket	darn
R�senfeld	how do i ping that
Rose	how big is the doorway? can I stand on the altar and see him from there?
R�senfeld	yes
Drufle (GM)	That's a bugbear! Uhhhhhh yeah, you could, Rose.
Rose	excellent
Drufle (GM)	That's still a slow turn action though.
Rose	I'll go slow
R�senfeld	baby go slow rrrow
Thicket	I should probably go fast
Drufle (GM)	You guys recognize bugbears as, like, the big brothers of beastmen. Not quite minotaur level, but still quite nasty.
Thicket	so he's the "boss" of this fight then
Drufle (GM)	Sure, let's say that.
R�senfeld	inb4 he fireballs us just 'cuz
Drufle (GM)	Ruse, you could always fire your crossbow at the fomors.
R�senfeld	i'm thinking that, yeah
Drufle (GM)	The left one, specifically.
R�senfeld	i'll go fast and fire at the left one
Drufle (GM)	The right one is a bit preoccupied.
R�senfeld	am i blessed by myself? wait
Thicket	I'll use a Fire Missile after him
R�senfeld	no
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
R�senfeld	divine smite i expend a denounce
Drufle (GM)	Oh lord.
Thicket	uh oh
R�senfeld	gives me a minimum 1d6 bonus right?
Drufle (GM)	Yes. Also, the spell doesn't get used up unless you hit. Just as a reminder.
R�senfeld	oh nice ok so do i use a specific macro or what
Drufle (GM)	Just do your regular crossbow shot. And we can add the damage.
R�senfeld	ok Agility Challenge Roll 9 fail
Thicket	:(
Drufle (GM)	Rats.
R�senfeld	fml
Drufle (GM)	Oh well, Thicket?
Thicket	wait where are the boons
Drufle (GM)	He has none.
R�senfeld	i dont' get any
Thicket	oh
Drufle (GM)	Downside of being a support character is that your abilities generally don't affect you.
Thicket	well
Drufle (GM)	Thicket, are you going?
Thicket	yep! boon for prayer?
Drufle (GM)	Blessing, but yes. Unless he also wants to give you prayer.
Thicket	oh right uhhh I'm going to say I was in Fire mode when I walked into here Flame Missile - Fire 0 Attack 16 vs Agility Damage 4 Target/Area One creature or object within long range Duration Requirement Description You loose a fiery missile at the target. Make a Will attack roll against the target�s Agility. On a success, the target takes 1d6 damage. Triggered Roll 20+ holy shit
Drufle (GM)	Alright oh WOW. That's, uh, quite a macro there buddy.
Thicket	okay
Drufle (GM)	Well, that did hit.
Thicket	well, I was in fire mode I think he needs to make an AGI save
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 1 )+3 = 4 Wow.
Thicket	rolling 1d3( 3 ) = 3 3 more damage
Drufle (GM)	Righto!
Thicket	the other guy isn't close enough so he's fine
Drufle (GM)	HK, are you going fast? I imagine not. Thicket hurls a ball of flame at the fomor
H. Knight	you imagine correctly
Drufle (GM)	Right then, monster fasts!
R�senfeld	funny how tree lady fires a fireball
Thicket	Russ is right next to her he saw the tree lady throw fire
Drufle (GM)	This poor fomor is gonna try to stab HK. Oddly enough, being grabbed doesn't actually give them any penalties. They just can't move. rolling d20+3+2d6k1 ( 20 )+3+( 4 + 5 ) = 28
Thicket	oh
Drufle (GM)	HRAAAAAAAAAR
Thicket	wow
Drufle (GM)	rolling 1d6+2-1d6( 4 )+2-( 4 ) = 2 Nice.
Thicket	well they tried
H. Knight	can I say it's facing the spike pit and not me
R�senfeld	i mean he knows you're a dryad or something anyway, i should think by now that's not an issue
H. Knight	though I can DR that
R�senfeld	much less scary than facing a werepig
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, I included the DR. He only does 2 damage.
H. Knight	oh you did ok "Ow."
Thicket	you said he doesn't like old magic which is definitely Thicket's thing
R�senfeld	he doesn't
Drufle (GM)	The skeleman attempts his bow again!
Thicket	Will magic
Drufle (GM)	HAVE AT YE ROBOMAN
R�senfeld	you're not impure magic though that's the thing
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5+d6( 12 )+5+( 2 ) = 19 HRG
H. Knight	hit the goat!
R�senfeld	dryad's aren't a curse or an abomination
Drufle (GM)	Oh, hm. If he had missed, I would allow that.
Thicket	I'm glad you think that way :P
Drufle (GM)	But he didn't.
H. Knight	awww
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6-2d6( 2 + 4 )-( 4 + 6 ) = -4 Nice job. TWANG
H. Knight	I wish that healed me
Drufle (GM)	Pfffft. If only.
Thicket	don't worry I have berries of healing
R�senfeld	he's a paladin lol i'm not gonna attack random things unless under extreme stress
Drufle (GM)	The arrow just gets absorbed into your armor. The other guys are going slow. Slow players!
H. Knight	Me
Thicket	oh boy
H. Knight	I throw this goat into the Pit Of Spikes to my right
Thicket	will you walk up next to it first?
H. Knight	can't move while in a grapple
Thicket	oh
H. Knight	even if he's tiny
Thicket	even though you're bigger than him? well alright
H. Knight	GM!
Drufle (GM)	Is that true?
H. Knight	I dunno you tell me
Drufle (GM)	It is in Pathfinder, I don't think it is here. Ah no, you're right. You can't move without losing the grab.
H. Knight	yeah they didn't factor in giant horsement
Drufle (GM)	Alright then, AGI with one boon. Actually, uh, hm. Yeah I guess it is AGI.
H. Knight	aww really?
Drufle (GM)	Since you're throwing something.
Thicket	not STR? actually he has Reach right? because Big? those spikes are in range he could just slam the Fomor down into them
Drufle (GM)	Not by normal rules, no. Those spikes are 3 squares away. His reach is only 2.
Thicket	aw...
H. Knight	I don't have a hand on the end of my lance though that WOULD be nice
Thicket	wait
Drufle (GM)	You can throw him and add your STR mod if you want. Actually wait you have a slow turn.
Thicket	grab the fomor by the ankle and swing him down into the spikes
Drufle (GM)	Why not just walk up to it?
Thicket	he cant move, remember?
Drufle (GM)	Arg. Right.
H. Knight	throw with AGI
Thicket	swing him down by the ankle
R�senfeld	sit on him problem solved Kappa
H. Knight	that's for the other one
Drufle (GM)	Just gimme an AGI roll to see if we need to worry about this at all. With 1 boon. H. Knight: Agility Challenge Roll 16
Drufle (GM)	Yeah see. Also music stopped, so new track time.
Thicket	maybe they'll fix that someday
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6( 6 + 1 ) = 7 KERSTAB
H. Knight	only 7? I'd have done more by punching him
Drufle (GM)	Hey, I'm giving you an extra die of damage!
R�senfeld	@thicket no they'll just break the sheets again instead
Thicket	I don't think he's going to be getting up too easily
H. Knight	oh! ok!
Thicket	@Rusenfeld :(
Drufle (GM)	The spikes only do 1d6 normally, they're meant to be an annoyance, not an actual weapon.
H. Knight	I wanted Instant Death Pit but
Drufle (GM)	:P
H. Knight	can he climb out easy?
Drufle (GM)	Nah, he'll have to pull himself off the spikes.
Thicket	ouch
Drufle (GM)	It'll be a bit rough. Do you want to move? You still have your move.
H. Knight	yes there? Thicket applauds
Thicket	"Nice throw, dear!"
Drufle (GM)	Sure. Rose, fire away.
H. Knight	"It's What They Deserve, Miss" "For Franternizing With Evil"
Rose	yyep not standing on altar since HK moved
Drufle (GM)	Righto.
Rose	so same as before. Trick shoot
Thicket	I swear if this bugbear is a mage
R�senfeld	it totally is i'm telling you Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 15
Drufle (GM)	Hit!
Rose	hmm oh goos d
Drufle (GM)	Ah, goose.
Rose	rolling 2d6 + 1( 5 + 4 )+1 = 10
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d3( 1 + 2 ) = 3 Death by, like, 4 cuts. Poor skeleman is just being torn apart by arrows.
Rose	3
Drufle (GM)	Monster turn!
Rose	oh wait
Drufle (GM)	Do you want to move?
Rose	nnop"
Drufle (GM)	Alright, so first off this fomor is gonna go punch a tree lady.
Thicket	wow rude wait doesn't HK got AoO?
Drufle (GM)	Nope!
Thicket	*get damnit
Drufle (GM)	He hasn't left his reach. rolling d20+3+d6 ( 6 )+3+( 2 ) = 11
H. Knight	I thought it was moving _within_ reach
Thicket	holy shit he missed Thicket stumbles back as her armor takes the hit
Drufle (GM)	When a creature in your reach willingly moves out of your against that creature using a melee weapon you are wielding. reach, you can use a triggered action to make an attack
H. Knight	ohh
Drufle (GM)	So no, out of reach. Within reach is actually Pathfinder rules! But we never did that. Because it's awful. Anyway yeah, wow, he actually missed. Bugbear!
Thicket	ahahaha uhhh what is he doing?
Drufle (GM)	Rats, not quite far enough. I guess he'll fire his bow? But back a bit.
Thicket	he has a bow?
Drufle (GM)	He does, apaprently. Apparently*
H. Knight	I keep forgetting that bugbears are not actually bug bears
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3+d6( 17 )+3+( 4 ) = 24 rolling 2d6+1-2d6 ( 3 + 3 )+1-( 2 + 4 ) = 1
H. Knight	"please stop"
Drufle (GM)	God, why do I even try attacking this roboman.
Thicket	I don't think these monsters can hurt HK
Drufle (GM)	He's so big! And metal!
Thicket	he's distracting
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, suddenly!
R�senfeld	what do you mean "suddenly" we said no fireballs pls TT
H. Knight	CYBER AKUMA
Drufle (GM)	The door to the east breaks open as a corpse flies through it, cracking a coffin open.
Thicket	uhhh
Drufle (GM)	Top of the round!
Rose	FAST
Thicket	well that's odd I'll go fast as well I want away from this fomor
R�senfeld	aoo
Thicket	1 yard step will get me out of that
Drufle (GM)	Indeed.
Thicket	but first
R�senfeld	man why is there always a weird loophope what's the point of the mechanic
Thicket	since he's right next to me Will vs STR roll boon from blessing?
R�senfeld	can i just butt the crossbow on the fomor's head
Drufle (GM)	Uh, I assume so, yes. Thicket: Will Challenge Roll 12 shit I don't think that's enough
Drufle (GM)	Against his STR? It is.
Thicket	oh really?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Thicket	rolling 2d3( 2 + 2 ) = 4 he takes 4 damage and is immobilized by roots
Drufle (GM)	Righto. Thicket punches the Fomor in the nose and roots sprout all over him
Thicket	"That was for your rude behavior"
Drufle (GM)	Rose, fire away. Thicket takes a 1 yard step back
Rose	Trick Shots Hat Trick!
Drufle (GM)	And Ruse, to answer your question, the 1-yard step takes a t-action, so if you don't have that you can't do it. Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 11
Drufle (GM)	Miss, unfortunately.
Thicket	did our luck run out?
Rose	oh dear!
Drufle (GM)	Ruse? HK? Anyone else going fast?
R�senfeld	yeah i want to melee with the crossbow can i do that?
Drufle (GM)	Uhhhhhhh I guess? It'll do like 1d3 damage at best.
H. Knight	how big is this bugbear?
Drufle (GM)	Size 1.
H. Knight	cool I can reach it from here
R�senfeld	ok cool
Drufle (GM)	About 7 feet tall.
R�senfeld	divine smite!
Thicket	divine pistolwhip
R�senfeld	will expend denounce if successful is it still finesse or do I have to do STR?
Drufle (GM)	STR, I imagine. These things aren't meant for hitting. So you just have to put your back into it. R�senfeld: Strength Challenge Roll 9 what
Drufle (GM)	That's a miss.
R�senfeld	c'mon stupidd thing
Thicket	do you want to do a 1-yard step?
R�senfeld	yeah i guess
Thicket	or do you need your T-action? That fomor can't go anywhere so
R�senfeld	but can i do that after an attaack?
Thicket	I think so I did at least
Drufle (GM)	Yes. At any time. HK, are you gonna go fast?
H. Knight	ok so
R�senfeld	i can't move my pog
H. Knight	laast turn I walked and grabbed can I grab and throw in one turn?
R�senfeld	left-clicking drags the map.. oh ok it was a tool thing
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. Uhhhh. I'm gonna say probably not, HK. That sounds like two actions.
H. Knight	oh ok
Thicket	maybe just charge and punch?
H. Knight	My plan was to reach back, grab the formor and toss it at the bugbear but if not possible, will punch
Drufle (GM)	That fomor isn't going anywhere soon.
Thicket	that Fomor is rooted
H. Knight	okay then
Thicket	I don't think you even can pick him up
H. Knight	punching biggo goblino in the schnozzle ROCKET FIST
Thicket	wait wut
Drufle (GM)	Hey Ruse, can you roll a d6 for me?
H. Knight	it's in range
Drufle (GM)	The bugbear? No he isn't.
H. Knight	it's not in range
Drufle (GM)	He's 3 tiles away.
H. Knight	why the hell did you put a larger tiled floor behind a grid
Drufle (GM)	I apologize for the dumb background tiles.
H. Knight	thank you
Drufle (GM)	Legitimately matching the grids is horribly painful.
Thicket	how about an unbalancing charge attack?
H. Knight	not with spike pits behind me!
Thicket	move around them???
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	Do what you will!
H. Knight	can I circle round the back?
Drufle (GM)	No, charges have to be relatively straight.
H. Knight	I mean if I don't charge
Drufle (GM)	Oh, sure, but then wait for your slow turn.
H. Knight	hmm vote?
Thicket	I mean
H. Knight	charge or no
Thicket	that Bugbear is pretty close to us and is probably the strongest thing here
H. Knight	rose's advice is charge thus I shall do so
R�senfeld	you're pretty bulky but what if bugbear turns out to absolutely wreck with physical attac?
Drufle (GM)	Ruse, give me a d6 while you're here, by the way.
H. Knight	...how do I do this one again
Thicket	try to knock him down as well
R�senfeld	rolling 1d6( 1 ) = 1 oh ddear
Drufle (GM)	Alright, nevermind.
R�senfeld	wish i knew what i failed
Drufle (GM)	I just found out that you get 1 boon against immobilized targets. So I was gonna retroactively let you hit the fomor man.
R�senfeld	oh
Drufle (GM)	But you still missed so nevermind.
R�senfeld	well apparently eff that :P
Drufle (GM)	HK, it's just 1 bane for charging.
H. Knight	ok
R�senfeld	I say don't charge the bugbear, btw, mopp
Thicket	the best part of rooting touch is that it isn't a spell I don't think there is a limit to how often I can use it
H. Knight	really?
Thicket	its a Dryad thing
R�senfeld	yes i think you should help us deal with the fomor and get away from bugbear
Thicket	no that Fomor next to us can't hit us this turn we're out of its reach and it can't move
H. Knight	russ you just need to step back a bit and shoot it like a normal person I shall deal with the boss man I am the tank
R�senfeld	i need to reload!
Thicket	HK needs to tank none of us can take hits well
H. Knight	righto time to go
Thicket	well maybe Rose can
R�senfeld	ok well d othat then
Thicket	but I know you and me are frail
H. Knight	strength +1?
Drufle (GM)	Why +1?
H. Knight	well I have two boons
Drufle (GM)	Do you mean boons?
H. Knight	-1 for the bane yes
Drufle (GM)	You have three boons, pal.
H. Knight	ok two it is
Drufle (GM)	One from warrior, one from blessing, one from juggernaut. So go hit him! H. Knight: Strength Challenge Roll 17
Drufle (GM)	Yep, that's a hit. H. Knight rushes the bugbear
Thicket	ROBOPUNCH GO
H. Knight	rolling 3d6 + 1( 1 + 4 + 6 )+1 = 12
Drufle (GM)	Good lord.
H. Knight	CRUNCH
Drufle (GM)	A good hit indeed! So that's all for the players, monster fast turns! The poor fomor is gonna spend his entire turn yanking himself off the spike trap.
Thicket	that looks painful
Drufle (GM)	The other fomor is, uh... Lunging attack! Have at ye, plant lady!
Thicket	wow rude
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 11 )+3 = 14
Rose	should have cut it's arms off
Thicket	yeah that hits
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6+2( 3 )+2 = 5
Thicket	that's over a fourth of my health gone
Drufle (GM)	He lunges forward, constrained by the vines, and strikes with a spear! Thicket reels back
Drufle (GM)	The bugbear whips out a sword and goes for the kill!
Thicket	"Ow! Behave yourself you flithy beast!"
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4+1d6( 4 )+4+( 6 ) = 14 Hit?
H. Knight	???
Drufle (GM)	This is on you.
H. Knight	what am I comparing it to
Drufle (GM)	Your defense!
H. Knight	my defense is 8? um
Drufle (GM)	Ah, yeah, that's right. Your defense is garbage because your DR is so good. Your def is AGI-1. Which is 8 indeed.
H. Knight	oh well hit me
Drufle (GM)	rolling 3d6-3d6+2( 3 + 6 + 6 )-( 3 + 6 + 6 )+2 = 2
H. Knight	with your rhythm sword
Drufle (GM)	Oh for.
Thicket	lol
Drufle (GM)	He's trying so hard! TINK
R�senfeld	lol wtf
Drufle (GM)	This armor man, I tell ya. I think I've done like 4 damage total to HK this entire fight. H. Knight says nothing
H. Knight	5
Drufle (GM)	Skeleman is going to return fire at his elvish aggressor!
Thicket	he's learned his leason
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5+d6( 9 )+5+( 5 ) = 19 HIYA Does Rose have any armor?
Rose	what's the range on that weapon?
Drufle (GM)	Light armor, apparently. Long, same as yours.
Thicket	oh wait, what does soft leather armor do?
Rose	light leather yes
Drufle (GM)	Takes off 1 damage per die, Thicket.
Thicket	oh
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6-2( 4 + 4 )-2 = 6
Thicket	right so that damage was 1 less on me then
Drufle (GM)	Rose takes 6! And the round ends, to the top! I imagine pretty much everyone will go fast here?
Rose	yeep fastfastfast fast first
Thicket	well that Fomor can move again
Drufle (GM)	He can, yes. Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 20
Thicket	the 20s return
Drufle (GM)	Hit! And EO!
Rose	rolling 2d6 + 1( 3 + 4 )+1 = 8
Drufle (GM)	Yikes. Well, the skeleman is dead. Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 8 "whoops!"
Thicket	shot the skelecorpse
Drufle (GM)	Good thing too, since you missed.
Rose	i only missed because it collapsed!
Drufle (GM)	:p
Thicket	well I'd like not to get stabbed again but the fomor can move again so
Drufle (GM)	You have spells!
Thicket	well of course I'm just reading them
Drufle (GM)	Fair enough. HK? Ruse?
Thicket	Flame Missile is my best option right now
H. Knight	punch again I think unless there's other nice options
Thicket	probably just punch
H. Knight	I could try to rip his sword out of his hands?
R�senfeld	uh i slow
H. Knight	nevermind
Drufle (GM)	Uhhhh.
R�senfeld	i want to move and reload
H. Knight	just puch to death then grab sword
Thicket	I'll throw a Flame Missile at this fomor
Drufle (GM)	You can attack weapons but you get 2 banes on the roll. Thicket: Flame Missile - Fire 0 Attack 40 vs Agility Damage 0 Target/Area One creature or object within long range Duration Requirement Description You loose a fiery missile at the target. Make a Will attack roll against the target�s Agility. On a success, the target takes 1d6 damage. Triggered Roll 20+
H. Knight	yeah lets leave that
Thicket	HOLY SHIT
Drufle (GM)	Um????? No???
Thicket	wut the hell?? just happened
R�senfeld	that thing's broken
Drufle (GM)	That is most certainly not the right roll. Thicket: Will Challenge Roll 13
Drufle (GM)	Ok good, there you go.
Thicket	okay this is more normal
Drufle (GM)	Much nicer. Also a hit!
Thicket	rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4 also he needs to make an AGI save cause I'm still Fire Mode
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 13 )+3 = 16
Thicket	okay that'll do it
Drufle (GM)	Right, HK, you go!
Thicket	Oak hide lasts for an hour!?
H. Knight	is prayer still on?
Drufle (GM)	Blessing, but yes.
Thicket	why didn't I open with this
H. Knight	good
Drufle (GM)	Speaking of prayer though, Ruse has that every turn.
Thicket	does russ wanna pray? H. Knight: Strength Challenge Roll 22
Thicket	oh wait nvm
Drufle (GM)	Oh dear. Quite a hit!
H. Knight	ok is that that thing
Thicket	you get +1d6 damage
H. Knight	forceful strike?
Drufle (GM)	It is!
H. Knight	yeah
Thicket	because Warrior
Drufle (GM)	4d6 away!
H. Knight	rolling 4d6 + 1( 3 + 3 + 1 + 1 )+1 = 9
Drufle (GM)	Awwww.
Thicket	oh
H. Knight	:(
Drufle (GM)	The bugbear is only slightly impressed by your very large and angry fists. Speaking of which! Monster turns!
H. Knight	"blast!"
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4+d6( 2 )+4+( 6 ) = 12 Here comes a bugbear! rolling 3d6-3d6+2 ( 3 + 3 + 5 )-( 4 + 1 + 3 )+2 = 5
Thicket	oh no I only have 1 flame missile left
Drufle (GM)	GRRRR
H. Knight	ooch
Drufle (GM)	Slightly actual damage! The fomors are going to slow turn. Ruse! Uhhhhh Ruse?
Thicket	uh oh
Drufle (GM)	I do believe our priest has gone AFK.
Thicket	well he wanted to move and reload he said
Drufle (GM)	Ah, yes. Probably not too far away, though.
Thicket	how badly does this Fomor look?
Drufle (GM)	Very badly.
Thicket	because he seems to want to kill me
Drufle (GM)	He is not doing so well right now. Ok, Ruse seems to have vanished so I'm going to just move him to the side and have him reload. Fomor turn! rolling d20+3+d6 ( 10 )+3+( 2 ) = 15 I like that attacking HK is mostly a formality. Unless they roll really, really bad.
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6-d6+2( 4 )-( 5 )+2 = 1 1 damage to the metal man! Stabby time!
Thicket	welp
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 18 )+3 = 21
Thicket	ow
Drufle (GM)	HRRRRG rolling d6+1 ( 4 )+1 = 5
Thicket	fuck 4 more damage
R�senfeld	sorry
Drufle (GM)	That includes your DR already, sorry.
R�senfeld	fuckin' gettin distracted
Thicket	I have 10 HP left
Drufle (GM)	Ruse, you wanted to move and reload, yes?
Thicket	wait wut? nvm I have 9 health left
H. Knight	we might have to make our leave in a few minutes
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, I thought that might happen. Would you like to just call it here? At the end of this round?
R�senfeld	yeah that's fine
H. Knight	yeah
Drufle (GM)	Righto.
R�senfeld	re: moving and reloading sorry for getting distracted btw somebody said 'baby bees' and it annoys me :P
H. Knight	its fine
R�senfeld	because baby bees are friggin larvae!
H. Knight	what! baby bees would be amazing
Drufle (GM)	Alright, I'm going to go eat some food.
Thicket	food would be good
Drufle (GM)	Next time, what's going on in that east room??????
Thicket	see ya'll next time
H. Knight	alrighty byee
Drufle (GM)	Hint: It's not very good. alright im gonna just open up the chat log
Moppy	why did I write literally everything about these people except their spells
Drufle (GM)	because you probably assumed the spells would be safe in their nice magic tab
Moppy	I shouldn't cuz that tab was buggy to begin with anyway I will do what Samantha did and write it all down physically or nearabouts
Drufle (GM)	control fire, minor healing, flame missile, break, cure, flaming shroud are surter's spells
Moppy	Wari still has a can of beets on her and thank you
Drufle (GM)	aw rats you did crank's spells yourself so it isnt in the log maybe it's in telegram... jury-rig, magic wrench, bolth thrower, caltrops, sparking shield, magic lock, secure site, augmented attack, celerity, and flamethrower
Moppy	sounds about right
Drufle (GM)	except you got rid of augmented attack and celerity
Moppy	mhm
Drufle (GM)	and replaced them with the alchemy cantrips
Moppy	yeah
Drufle (GM)	wari is very easy she has like 2 spells
Moppy	mhm
Drufle (GM)	so i think thats everything then
Moppy	how many uses of things do I get?
Drufle (GM)	what do you mean "things"
Moppy	spells
Drufle (GM)	depends on your power
Moppy	2 for surter
Drufle (GM)	3 0s, 2 1s, 1 2 and thats 3 of every 0 not 3 total
Moppy	okay
Drufle (GM)	wari is only power 1 i believe so she only gets 2 0s and 1 1
Moppy	ok
Drufle (GM)	man i still cant believe the sheets just exploded like that
Moppy	bloody tinkerers
Drufle (GM)	alright do you need anything else?
Moppy	did I level up Wari because last I looked the level ticker was still at 3 but I dont know if I did the stats and other stuff
Drufle (GM)	aint no stats for level 4
Moppy	right
Drufle (GM)	level 4 is just your racial ability or a spell
Moppy	ok
Drufle (GM)	bit of health too
Moppy	and the magic sheet is STILL BROKEN
Drufle (GM)	what really
Moppy	the damage and +20 boxes still delete their entries randomly
Drufle (GM)	what the heck
Moppy	so for now I'm just entering names
Drufle (GM)	alright
Moppy	hm dwarf gets 6 health right
Drufle (GM)	at level 4? yeah
Moppy	that puts wari at 40. that seems a little too much
Drufle (GM)	uhhh im gonna go have a looksee should be 34 i think 12+4 from race 6 from level 4 10 from level 1,2 warrior
Drufle (GM)	2 from level 3 sorcerer
Moppy	ok
Drufle (GM)	so the fact that you were already at 34 means that i think you already levelled her to 4 and then forgot about it
Moppy	ok so does that mean I picked resounding attack and not shake it off?
Drufle (GM)	yeah that sounds right
Moppy	okay then
Drufle (GM)	i think i remember recommending you not take the dwarf power because you were in need of spells
Moppy	yeah ok that's it for now thanks!
Drufle (GM)	no problem
Samantha Rose H.	hi
Rose	thanks
Drufle (GM)	no problem!
Rose	I have a computer now :)
Drufle (GM)	so ive heard, that's quite an upgrade
Rose	just a little lol. worth every penny though
Drufle (GM)	yeah really at least now mopp doesnt have to play two chars at once
Rose	lol, it did him some good
H. Knight	It was edifiying
Rose	just a little
Drufle (GM)	i imagine so
H. Knight	yeah Crank and Surter still have theirs I just never wrote in anything more
Drufle (GM)	thank goodness
H. Knight	still need to do that also get it all down on paper reliable hard copy
Drufle (GM)	mhm alright im gonna head out holler if you need me
H. Knight	aye
Rose	see ya
Horanoven A.	g'day
Drufle (GM)	greetings all
Sol	Greetings and salutations.
Drufle (GM)	I think I should start writing session numbers down at some point. I can never remember what number we're on.
Horanoven A.	Session D
Drufle (GM)	For demons.
Sol	:P
Horanoven A.	I mean, when are there not demons? every sessions is session D
Drufle (GM)	Uh. I forget if shadows count as demons or not. If they don't then the level 1 adventure had no demons.
Horanoven A.	they do in our hearts
Drufle (GM)	They actually aren't, huh. They're spirits.
Horanoven A.	huh
Rose	hi
Sol	I wanna mess around with poltergeists
Horanoven A.	hi Rose
Rose	I have my own computer now
Horanoven A.	:D
R�senfeld	Good stuff, Sam!
Drufle (GM)	Session 11, according to the browser-crashing text log.
Thicket	maybe someday we can just do voice chat
R�senfeld	Is Steven at your house today?
Thicket	and use Twitch to keep track of everything
R�senfeld	I don't know if Golurk would approve
Rose	nope, I'm still using his internet. voice chat could be fun
Drufle (GM)	Maybe not for this, but I feel like voice chat would be handy for things like Chuubo's. Without dice to roll, there isnt much purpose to using roll20, so it might as well just be like a podcast.
R�senfeld	I personally prefer being able to talk to people
Rose	this it would be great. talking is always faster then typing
Thicket	it would allow us to perform all the silly voices
R�senfeld	I haven't thought of that...
Drufle (GM)	The problem mostly is that we like to record our sessions for posterity's sake, and I have no clue how to do audio recording.
R�senfeld	now I don't want oice chat :P
Thicket	and then promptly forget our own character's voices by the time of the next session
Drufle (GM)	That's like, a universal constant, though. Nobody ever actually remembers their own character's voice.
Thicket	we record our sessions using a log that crashes when it opens
R�senfeld	I can open it without crashing, actually
Rose	unless your own voice is your characters voice. simples....
R�senfeld	in this game, anyway
Drufle (GM)	I don't think I'm even capable of opening the PPP log anymore.
Thicket	any other recording method would be superiour I might be able to open it I've done it before
Rose	oh and I had a thought. I have this weird shadow that can move independent of me. can it also attack?
Drufle (GM)	According to Ye Old Chat Log, we had just finished a round, so I guess we're on fast player turns now. And no, it can't.
Rose	why not
Drufle (GM)	It's not the enemy kind of shadow, it's just a weird shadow.
R�senfeld	is my weapon loaded?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Thicket	its not the evil life-stealing shadow
R�senfeld	i'll take a fast turn please.
Thicket	question: can I prepare Rooting Touch as a triggered action?
Rose	to mark, move and fight, is that considered slow or imposible for 1 round
Drufle (GM)	That's a slow. So let's go ahead and get this started.
R�senfeld	did i expend any spells?
Drufle (GM)	Oh, and Thicket, you can, yes.
Rose	slow for me then
Thicket	cool
R�senfeld	i didn't record any castings but didn't i do blessing?
Thicket	Rooting Touch is probably better than my rapier
Drufle (GM)	Yes. You used blessing once. Rose A crazed twinkle appears in her eyes
Drufle (GM)	You also attempted a divine smite multiple times, but I don't think those ever hit.
R�senfeld	no, and they don't expend if they don't hit iirc?
H. Knight	why do you even have a sword is it bronze
Thicket	yeah
Drufle (GM)	They don't, Ruse.
H. Knight	and also a rapier good lord
Thicket	I forgot that I could probably just spam Rooting Touch
Drufle (GM)	We probably should limit that, honestly. Maybe like a 3/day thing or something.
Thicket	:P
H. Knight	it's like gen 1 wrap
R�senfeld	goddamn balancing acts :X
Drufle (GM)	Basically a SLA.
Thicket	are we doing that this session?
Drufle (GM)	Nah.
Thicket	I'll continue to spam it then
Drufle (GM)	I'll play nice.
R�senfeld	sam it! spam8 woops haha
Drufle (GM)	Ruse, you were going fast?
R�senfeld	see in vc i'd never have said 'SAM IT!' yeah I'm going fast anyone else?
Thicket	Initiating Rooting Touch spam unless you want to shoot this fomor here
R�senfeld	i am intending to
Thicket	give it a shot then
R�senfeld	zing
Thicket	it's nearly dead
R�senfeld	nice pun ok divine smite using denounce
Thicket	"Rusenfeld, dear. Could you help with this beast here?" "He seems to be quite interested in..." "...no wait, I should not finish that sentence"
Drufle (GM)	Murder, probably. They tend to like murder.
R�senfeld	can i pray for me? i forget Rose I can hit it, but ive gotta mark it first
Drufle (GM)	Uhhhhhh.
R�senfeld	is it a ta?
Drufle (GM)	Yes and yes.
R�senfeld	so 1 boon?
Drufle (GM)	Indeed.
R�senfeld	wtf.. "boons - banes" how do i write that
H. Knight	the total R�senfeld: Agility Challenge Roll 8
H. Knight	the sum total
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, just the one number.
R�senfeld	aw cmon
Drufle (GM)	Oh dear. A miss. Anyone else going fast?
Thicket	bugger
H. Knight	probably me gotta punch somebody
Thicket	reinitiating Rooting Touch spam R�senfeld fumbles the crossbow a bit and then presses the trigger! except his finger is like 2 meters away somehow
Thicket	"Thanks for trying dear..."
R�senfeld	"Oh my, that's not the trigger
Drufle (GM)	Ruse flicks his own ear.
R�senfeld	^
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead, HK.
Thicket	I'll do my thing as well
H. Knight	whass the boons on me again 2?
Drufle (GM)	3.
H. Knight	cool
Drufle (GM)	You're under Blessing, right? I believe that's still in effect.
H. Knight	yes THROW/PUNCH/KICK Attack 18 Damage 13
Thicket	woah
Drufle (GM)	Shiiiiit me. Who was that on?
H. Knight	eh? the bugbear
R�senfeld	neither bug, nor bear?
Drufle (GM)	Ok, 10 damage it is.
H. Knight	nice to see the the macro working
Drufle (GM)	Thicket, what exactly are you preparing your action for?
R�senfeld	honestly I kind of hate the macros
Thicket	nvm
R�senfeld	I want the nice detailed output of the rolls we had previously
Thicket	wait hmm
R�senfeld	and put 'em together ourselves H. Knight fisticuffs the bugbear some more
Drufle (GM)	You can scroll over the numbers in the macro. They show the individual dice rolls.
Thicket	yeah I was going to say "if I'm attacked, I'll use Rooting Touch on the attacker"
R�senfeld	yeah I know i'm just.. old :P takes me time to get used to new stuff
Thicket	the Fomor can't kill me yet, but he's close
Rose	is it slow yet?
Drufle (GM)	Not yet, no.
Rose	I wanna kill that fomor as in dead dead
Drufle (GM)	Thicket has to decide whether she's going to do something first.
R�senfeld	fast players, faster mobs, then slow players, then slow mobs, unless exceptional circumstance/monster, correct?
Drufle (GM)	Correct.
Thicket	I prepared an action
R�senfeld	fsat* fast omg
Thicket	yeah I was going to say "if I'm attacked, I'll use Rooting Touch on the attacker"
Thicket	I want more boons when this thing tries to hit me
Drufle (GM)	Fair enough. Fast monsters, then. HAVE AT YE ROBOMAN
Thicket	also his STR is probably lower than his AC
Rose	soo fey get bonuses for doing nothing?
Thicket	no, you get a Boon when using a prepared action
Drufle (GM)	Someone explain prepared actions to Sam while I punch HK.
Rose	oh
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4+d6( 5 )+4+( 4 ) = 13
Thicket	basically you can use an action to make a prepared action with a trigger once the trigger happens, you do the action
Rose	no good for me then
Drufle (GM)	HK's AC is like 9 I think, so that's a hit.
H. Knight	dr inclusive?
Rose	I have to hit the prey I mark
R�senfeld	the trigger has to be something reasonable, we surmised.. no "if anything happens anywhere, I do a thing"
Drufle (GM)	That's to hit, pal.
Thicket	in this case, if the Fomor attacks me, then I'll get to hit him first for an extra boon
Drufle (GM)	rolling 3d6-3d6+2( 6 + 5 + 1 )-( 1 + 1 + 4 )+2 = 8
Thicket	but if the fomor runs off, I don't do anything
Drufle (GM)	Whoa, some actual damage.
Rose	i have a 100 square range
R�senfeld	specific trigger for a specific action
Rose	for my bow
Thicket	how you holding up, HK?
H. Knight	oof
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3+d6( 4 )+3+( 3 ) = 10
Thicket	"How you holding up over there, Holy Knight?"
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6-d6+2( 4 )-( 1 )+2 = 5 5 more damage.
H. Knight	what's happening
Thicket	"They seem to be hitting you quite a bit"
Drufle (GM)	From goatman.
H. Knight	oh so both of them
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
H. Knight	8 + 5
Thicket	yeesh
Drufle (GM)	Thicket's fomor is gonna go for a stab, so have at it.
Thicket	so I get to Rooting Touch noice how many boons? 1 from prepared 1 from bless
Drufle (GM)	2 most likely.
Thicket	?
H. Knight	"I Would Appreciate Some Assistance!" H. Knight has 5 health left
Thicket	"I'll be over there in- HEY!"
R�senfeld	omg
Drufle (GM)	Wow, really? Good lord. Thicket: Will Challenge Roll 15 "I have had enough of you, goat creature"
Drufle (GM)	Against what, his STR?
Thicket	yeah
Drufle (GM)	Hit.
R�senfeld	i'm gonna have to do a suicide run :|
Thicket	rolling 2d3( 1 + 1 ) = 2
Drufle (GM)	Well, you tried for sure.
R�senfeld	hk next turn i'm running to you and giving you revelations
Thicket	fuck I needed that to kill
H. Knight	thanks
Drufle (GM)	That immobilizes him too, yes?
Thicket	yes
Drufle (GM)	Righto.
Thicket	but I'm still right next to him so this is going to hurt
Drufle (GM)	Probably.
R�senfeld	or i coudl vit. burst which goes through walls short range. i could catch a bunch of you
Thicket	I have all my healing available to me still
Drufle (GM)	A loud CRACK is heard against the wall to the northish.
Thicket	I also have 6 healing berries also uhoh
H. Knight	i say protect the fleshies first
Drufle (GM)	Rose! Go ahead.
Thicket	does the fomor not hit me?
R�senfeld	it is regardless my only good healing spell, the other one is minor heals
Drufle (GM)	Oh right, I forgot about him. One second.
R�senfeld	you need it the most hk and I can do it without actually coming within reach of danger
Rose	Mark fomor by hk, and shoot the hell out of it
R�senfeld	unlie revelation, where i gotta reach you
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3+1d6( 6 )+3+( 6 ) = 15
Rose	what do i do now?
R�senfeld	isn't there a wall in the way?
Thicket	yeah that hits
Rose	nope
R�senfeld	oh it's a door
Drufle (GM)	No, that's a door and it's open. Did you have armor, Thicket?
Thicket	yeah light armor
Drufle (GM)	Right, DR inclusive then. rolling d6+1 ( 2 )+1 = 3
Thicket	3 damage
Drufle (GM)	Rose, you can fire away.
Rose	what do i do?
Thicket	right, now I'm within range of death
Drufle (GM)	Dex roll, plus, uh, 3 boons?
R�senfeld	agi*
Thicket	I've got 6 health left
Drufle (GM)	AGI yes. Same thing.
R�senfeld	it is but it's called AGI :P in this game Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 0
Drufle (GM)	Um.
R�senfeld	what!
Drufle (GM)	Try that one again.
Thicket	hmm
Drufle (GM)	You seem to have forgotten your modifier.
R�senfeld	oh
Thicket	that doesn't look right
Drufle (GM)	Which broke the roll. Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 0
R�senfeld	where it says boons+banes type 3
Drufle (GM)	That macro clearly isn't working.
Thicket	"Rolling 1d20++3d6k1"
Rose	so what do i do?
R�senfeld	it worked for me though
Drufle (GM)	She hit on that first roll, regardless.
Thicket	yeah that is very not right
R�senfeld	ohh the mod
Drufle (GM)	Just barely missed EO, though. Only a roll of 19.
Thicket	shouldn't be a double +
R�senfeld	yeah the modifier is missing
Thicket	13+4+...mod of 2?
Rose	rolling 1d6( 5 ) = 5
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Rose	rolling 2d20 + 1( 10 + 18 )+1 = 29 rolling 2d6 + 1 ( 2 + 4 )+1 = 7
H. Knight	ok that's it
Rose	last one
Drufle (GM)	There we go.
Rose	sorry, its a little harder with no hk doing everything
R�senfeld	2d20?
Drufle (GM)	The fomor takes an arrow to the gut, wobbling a bit and turns to glare into the other room. Rose waves back
Drufle (GM)	Next round! Fast players?
R�senfeld	2d20?
Thicket	yes good, taunt the fomor
Rose	fast
Drufle (GM)	Mistyped, Ruse.
Thicket	also yes I am going fast this fomor is stuck so
R�senfeld	ah
Thicket	I step back 1 yard step
H. Knight	I can't leave without dying can I
Thicket	so that
R�senfeld	ok so
Thicket	is my TA gone
R�senfeld	do i heal you hk or revelation you?
H. Knight	what does revelations do
Drufle (GM)	You can always retreat, HK.
R�senfeld	you can expend them as boons
Thicket	actuall scratch that I'll stay here
R�senfeld	you get 7
Drufle (GM)	Action to move half speed, no AOOs.
Thicket	and use Rooting Touch again
R�senfeld	they last... 1 minute?
H. Knight	oh ok
R�senfeld	so 6 rounds?
H. Knight	tiptoe my way out
Drufle (GM)	Correct, Ruse. Thicket, go ahead.
Thicket	right so
Drufle (GM)	If you hit, you're fairly likely to kill him. Thicket: Will Challenge Roll 8
H. Knight	please heal mee
Thicket	okay nope I should not have done that
R�senfeld	will do
Drufle (GM)	You can still tile-step.
R�senfeld	tiel step sideways
Thicket	and he can still lunge I'll step back
Drufle (GM)	Fair enough. Rose, you're going fast, yes?
Thicket	but if he hits he has a good chance to end me
R�senfeld	yep no slow
Drufle (GM)	Rose, not Ruse. Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 0
R�senfeld	oh
Drufle (GM)	Alright, just don't use that macro.
Thicket	that's a 20
Drufle (GM)	It is an EO, yes.
Thicket	can she shoot multiple targets with that?
Rose	rolling 2d6 + 1( 4 + 2 )+1 = 7
Drufle (GM)	Uhhhh. Yes.
Thicket	pls shoot this fomor
Drufle (GM)	Also, that fomor is dead now. Arrow right through the eye knocks him to the ground, bleeding.
Rose	ok then who do i shoot with my other sht then?
R�senfeld	bugbear
Drufle (GM)	She can't, HK is in the way.
R�senfeld	oh
Rose	ill go for the other fomor as there is this metal thing in the way
Thicket	please shoot this fomor near Thicket
R�senfeld	hate that that's a thing
Thicket	I can't actually throw fireballs at the bugbear for two reasons
1	HK
2	HK Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 0
Drufle (GM)	Roll d20+2+2d6k1, Rose.
Rose	how?
Drufle (GM)	Oh sorry, 1d6.
Thicket	use the /roll command
Drufle (GM)	Type /roll etc etc
R�senfeld	Rose: '/roll d20+2+1d6 type thati n chat
Rose	rolling d20+2+1d6( 18 )+2+( 5 ) = 25
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez.
R�senfeld	wow
Drufle (GM)	Alright, hit. Roll damage. No trickery.
Rose	rolling 1d6 + 1( 6 )+1 = 7
Drufle (GM)	Down goes the fomor.
Thicket	that's enough right? yes thank you
Rose	now that is shooting from the hip LOTR style
H. Knight	that's the jackpot
Thicket	"Thank you, Rose"
Drufle (GM)	Rose has taken out 3/4 of this encounter so far.
Thicket	she's on a roll right so
R�senfeld	yes because ruse keeps rolling like CRAP
Rose	do i get a bomus splash for the crit with no bonuses
Drufle (GM)	HK, you should probably retreat.
Rose	bonus
Thicket	I can fully heal myself with all 6 healing berries though I think I need like 6 actions to do that
Drufle (GM)	And no, you don't get any crit bonuses, Rose.
H. Knight	ok I high step outta here though
Drufle (GM)	Pretty much only Warriors get crit bonuses.
H. Knight	what counts as a tile for me?
R�senfeld	one tile
Drufle (GM)	Pretty much that, yeah.
H. Knight	5 spaces
Drufle (GM)	Righto.
H. Knight	also can I prep a defensive action or something
Drufle (GM)	You can't prepare, no.
Thicket	it took an action to get you here...
H. Knight	when that bear aims for moi alright
Rose	you could have moved sideways hk, you make a terrible door
Drufle (GM)	Ruse is going slow, yes?
R�senfeld	yeah
H. Knight	do you have any idea how hard it is to move sideways as a horse I'm not made for dressage!
R�senfeld	though if hk just stays out of the fight i can load my bow instead of heal
Thicket	he's got a point I don't think HK can move fast enough to escape the battle
Rose	he is meant to be an agile warhorse
R�senfeld	gr
Rose	he in theory has already moved backwards
R�senfeld	i just wanna kill teh bugbear
Drufle (GM)	If Ruse isn't going fast, then it's monster fast time.
R�senfeld	uh wait
H. Knight	warhorses aren't agile, they're for kicking shit in
R�senfeld	ok well i'm gonna heal you but i'll use shared recovery
H. Knight	THANKYOU
R�senfeld	so i don't expend my spell
Drufle (GM)	Both of you heal your rate.
H. Knight	ooh back up to 17 damage
R�senfeld	can't use shared recovery for divine smite :D
Drufle (GM)	Monster fast turn! This bugbear is not dumb enough to charge so he's going to wait for slow.
Thicket	now for things to go horribly obviously shit is going down somewhere else
Drufle (GM)	You do see another corpse fly through the door to the north, splattering against one of the spike traps.
R�senfeld	why don't we run just gtfo so we don't all die?
Thicket	those corpses are zombies arn't they?
Drufle (GM)	Kinda hard to tell from back here.
Thicket	we need to kill the bugbear R�senfeld: Perception Challenge Roll 13
H. Knight	it's probably just a big corpse-throwing machine back there
R�senfeld	are they ombies
H. Knight	not a monster
Drufle (GM)	Slow monsters, then.
R�senfeld	zombies* Rose getting really excited
Drufle (GM)	Given that there is a wall between you and them, Ruse, I'm gonna say you can't really tell.
Thicket	I'd try to look but there's a giant metal horse in my way
Drufle (GM)	Here comes a buggish bear!
Thicket	I'll try to...peak between the legs
R�senfeld	giggity Thicket: Perception Challenge Roll 9
R�senfeld	oh god stupid bugbear
Thicket	nope
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4+d6( 7 )+4+( 5 ) = 16 HRAWR
R�senfeld	something large and thick is in the way
Drufle (GM)	rolling 3d6-3d6+2( 6 + 1 + 5 )-( 5 + 2 + 4 )+2 = 3
R�senfeld	so oyu can't see
Drufle (GM)	Friggin heavy armor.
Thicket	wonderful damage
H. Knight	ohohohohooo
Thicket	he's tanking really well
Drufle (GM)	Look at that beautiful 14 I rolled. Er, 15.
Thicket	its all gone you can't keep it
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, top of the round.
Thicket	sorry bugbear okay so
Drufle (GM)	One more round of blessing!
Thicket	slight probably problem I am in Fire mode
Rose	slow. mark move and stab for me
H. Knight	"I Apologize For Being In The Way Of You All."
Thicket	meaning every spell I cast explodes
H. Knight	just stand there and look flamey, please
Thicket	so if I want to do anything, HK is going to need to make an AGI save
R�senfeld	well just kill hk and i'll stabilise him
Drufle (GM)	Pfffft.
Thicket	suuuuure lets KO the tank great idea
Drufle (GM)	You'd think giant metal men would have some kind of resistance towards light flame.
Thicket	I could switch to Air mode
R�senfeld	the 'tank' has like 6 hp left or something
Rose	i coukd shoot hk then.
Thicket	but that's an action
H. Knight	STEEL IS WEAK TO FIRE YOU ALL KNOW THIS
Drufle (GM)	:P
Thicket	but you're Chrome now
Drufle (GM)	Is anyone going to attack the bugbear?
R�senfeld	i wish i could!
Drufle (GM)	Fastly?
R�senfeld	oh
Thicket	uhhhhhhhhhhh
R�senfeld	oh!
Rose	no he's highly polished cheap metal
R�senfeld	OH!
H. Knight	can I pick the bastard up and throw him
Thicket	I am near death but...
R�senfeld	burning beam!
Drufle (GM)	He is but a medium creature, so you can, yes.
Thicket	oh snap
Drufle (GM)	Let Ruse go first.
H. Knight	ok
R�senfeld	i am praying for myself in this
Drufle (GM)	Alright. R�senfeld: Will Challenge Roll 12 this is against hsi.. agi? shit
Drufle (GM)	That's actually a hit.
R�senfeld	oh snap!
Thicket	wut
R�senfeld	rolling 1d6( 3 ) = 3
Thicket	I am flabbergasted
Drufle (GM)	3 damage it is, then. Thicket whistles
Drufle (GM)	HK, you can grab if you wish.
Thicket	"Nice shot, Rusenfeld"
H. Knight	ok is that STR
Thicket	pick him up and hold him above your head so Rose can shoot him
Drufle (GM)	STR or AGI against his AGI.
R�senfeld	haha can we do that?
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	You can, but misses hit HK.
Thicket	he's got heavy armor he'll be fiiine
R�senfeld	cough Rose not bothered either way
Thicket	its magic that'll hurt him more also Rose's apathy is a factor
Rose	horse or goat, either makes a good stew or burger H. Knight: Strength Challenge Roll 24
R�senfeld	metal horse
Drufle (GM)	It's not apathy so much as a complete- oh shit.
R�senfeld	no burger
Thicket	I don't think elves can even touch iron
Drufle (GM)	Well, that bugbear is hefted high into the air indeed.
H. Knight	HOIST
Thicket	much less eat it
Rose	no i cant, but it still sells
Thicket	can I try to light Rose's arrow on fire?
Rose	but as a hunter, i have to hunt prey.
Drufle (GM)	Are you going to do anything fast, Thicket?
H. Knight	ok so I was going to throw it to my left so thicket and rose have a clear shot
Thicket	will that help?
Drufle (GM)	Um.
H. Knight	or maybe down right?
R�senfeld	what, mid air?
Thicket	as she's drawing it?
Drufle (GM)	I mean, she does have Control Flame, which lets her ignite small objects.
R�senfeld	wtf dryad!
Drufle (GM)	I'm gonna say it wouldn't help, though.
Rose	I'm going slow, so ther is time, but if you miss........
Thicket	darn
R�senfeld	tree spriit oh also can cause fires
Drufle (GM)	And HK, you can't throw this turn.
R�senfeld	smokey will be displeaased
Rose	thicket would be on the menu
Drufle (GM)	Grabbing is an action.
Thicket	yes I am a Dryad thank you for noticing
H. Knight	oh so I just have to hold him here bloody hell
R�senfeld	put him on your head it's a trick shot
Drufle (GM)	Throwing is an action.
R�senfeld	we can sell the footage
Thicket	right so
Rose	I'm slow
Thicket	HK, are you okay with possibly taking some fire damage?
Rose	but performing trick shot
Thicket	also, how badly does the Bugbear look?
Drufle (GM)	Rather badly.
Thicket	hmmm
Drufle (GM)	Not imminent death bad, but pretty bad.
H. Knight	go ahead HK would want it martyr without a cause
Thicket	alright "Sorry, dear, but this might get a bit hot"
H. Knight	"Shoot while I still have it pinned!"
Rose	me?
Thicket	I guess flame missile?
H. Knight	"Either Is Fine!"
Thicket	I don't want to meteor or fire blast because those will definitely hurt
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead, roll.
Rose	how again?
Drufle (GM)	No, Thicket.
Thicket	wait who's shooting?
Drufle (GM)	It's still fast turn.
Thicket	okay so
Drufle (GM)	You are, Thicket!
Thicket	Fireblast is a 3 yard wide cone oh wait, that's lone long can I try to aim that high enough that HK won't get hit by the initial attack?
Drufle (GM)	So what, just like point it 45 degrees up?
Thicket	I guess
Drufle (GM)	Sure, that's fine by me.
Thicket	I mean, can the bugbear make AGI saves?
Drufle (GM)	Let's broil a bugbear.
Thicket	because he's being held?
Drufle (GM)	He can, yes.
Thicket	no banes or anything?
H. Knight	should have brought a lance
Drufle (GM)	In SotDL, the only thing that Grabbed does is makes him unable to move.
H. Knight	have a spit roast
Thicket	well he has to make an AGI save then
Drufle (GM)	It isn't like pathfinder where they lose their Dex bonus and stuff like that.
Rose	no movement = no agility ??? Thicket raises rubs her hands together
Drufle (GM)	Hm. I mean, that is a good point. AGI saves generally reflect a creature's ability to move out of an attack. Thicket then slaps them together, launching a massive jet of flame at the bugbear
Drufle (GM)	I'll give him one bane on it. rolling d20+2-d6 ( 14 )+2-( 2 ) = 14
R�senfeld	yeah maybe he's really flexible
Drufle (GM)	Whelp.
R�senfeld	or not haha
Rose	coz hk also rolled a 25 str
Thicket	that's only half damage he didn't avoid it all
Drufle (GM)	Still half, yeah.
Thicket	rolling 3d6( 6 + 3 + 2 ) = 11 5 damage then
Drufle (GM)	Too bad evasion doesn't exist in this game. And now HK makes an AGI save?
Thicket	okay
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	To avoid that 1d3 damage.
Thicket	they both make AGI saves I think to avoid the next hit
Drufle (GM)	I don't think so.
H. Knight	roll?
Thicket	unless you want the bugbear to just roll with what he got
Drufle (GM)	It's just monsters around the hit.
Thicket	alright
Drufle (GM)	Yes, HK.
Thicket	yeah HK you have to roll
H. Knight	I mean what
Thicket	AGI
Drufle (GM)	AGI save.
H. Knight	just plain AGI ?
Thicket	yep
H. Knight	pfft ok
Drufle (GM)	Godspeed. H. Knight: Agility Challenge Roll 0
Drufle (GM)	Wow. That's uh. Bad.
H. Knight	hm is the thing broke here too
Drufle (GM)	Nope. You rolled a 1.
H. Knight	oh dear
Thicket	rolling 1d3( 1 ) = 1
Drufle (GM)	And have a -1 AGI mod.
H. Knight	guess I melt
Thicket	dun worry its just 1 damage
Drufle (GM)	You turn off!
Thicket	oh... right the zero friiiiick H. Knight 's key stops suddenly
Thicket	is he still holding the bugbear up
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Rose	so monster is stuck for my shooting?
Thicket	pfffft
Drufle (GM)	The bugbear is now in quite a predicament.
Rose	can i shoot yet
Thicket	"Um...HK, dear? You alright?"
Drufle (GM)	HK's hands have been shut closed around his body, and cannot be opened until he is turned on. The bugbear is gonna go fast, first.
Rose	???
Thicket	so the bugbear can't go anwhere then
Drufle (GM)	Try to stab HK from where he is.
Rose	how do you turn on a metallic statue?
Thicket	the key
Drufle (GM)	A key.
R�senfeld	turn the key he's a clockwork!
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4( 11 )+4 = 15
H. Knight	"turn on", guys
R�senfeld	remember i said something large and thick was between his legs?
Rose	i cant touch it
R�senfeld	that's totally the key Kappa
Drufle (GM)	rolling 3d6-3d6+2( 1 + 6 + 5 )-( 5 + 4 + 2 )+2 = 3 STAB Or at least, a vague attempt.
Thicket	I'm going to guess HK is still alive
H. Knight	6 helf left
Thicket	this is fine
Drufle (GM)	You guys just see the poor thing wildly flailing, stuck near the roof. Rose, fire away.
R�senfeld	lmao this is actually hilarious that he's stuck like this
Drufle (GM)	You can't stab anymore, he's out of range.
Rose	whats the thing again. I'm marking and trick shot
Drufle (GM)	You can still shoot. d20+2+3d6k1
Rose	its / something
Drufle (GM)	It's /roll
R�senfeld	it's /roll
Drufle (GM)	Or /r
R�senfeld	so: '/roll d20+2+3d6k1'
Thicket	okay guys... next time we do battle remind me that I have Oak Hide
Drufle (GM)	Pfffft.
Thicket	I really should've had this up at the start
R�senfeld	ok, i haven o idea what that even is but will do
Rose	rolling d20+2+3dk1( 4 )+2+3 = 9 ??
Thicket	it's +2 AC for an hour
Drufle (GM)	Uh, try that again. It's 3d6k1, not 3dk1.
Rose	rolling d20+2+3d6k1( 4 )+2+( 1 + 4 + 2 ) = 10
H. Knight	no numpad
Rose	?
Drufle (GM)	Whelp. A miss.
R�senfeld	oh goddamnit
H. Knight	and that hits mee thanks
Rose	do i hit hk?
Drufle (GM)	Indeed. rolling 2d6+1-2d6 ( 3 + 1 )+1-( 3 + 6 ) = -4 Pfffft. TINK
R�senfeld	hey can i use divine smite to attack with a spell?
Thicket	phew
Rose	ok what about the +s
R�senfeld	so like expend the spell and expend another spell to increase dmg? H. Knight is utterly still and unresponsive yet still contrives to look unimpressed
Rose	trick shot was +1d6 + 1
Drufle (GM)	Ruse: Weapons only.
R�senfeld	piece of shit i hate everything right now :P
Thicket	another burning beam?
Drufle (GM)	Rose: I rolled damage for you. I included HK's DR in the roll.
Rose	ok thanks
Drufle (GM)	So that's the end of the round. Blessing is over!
Thicket	"Did...did I kill HK?"
Drufle (GM)	Who's going fast? Thicket does not know how Clockworks work
Rose	i suppose after the two dead in on fast turn I'm allowed to miss one
R�senfeld	i know ebough about clockworks to explain he just needs a wind up right?
Drufle (GM)	Boy, it sure is a good thing that 2/3 of the current stable party can't touch HK.
R�senfeld	also i'll be going fast to continue tickling the bugbear with burning beam, i guess
Rose	fast fast fast
Thicket	if you feel like consoling Thicket sure
Rose	fast
Drufle (GM)	Ruse, you've seen this happen before.
Rose	shooting
Drufle (GM)	In fact, weren't you the one that turned him back on the first time this happened?
R�senfeld	"He's just unwound, we'll wind him back up shortly" i can't remember man
Drufle (GM)	Might've been Drumun, actually.
Thicket	someone probably
Drufle (GM)	Rose, fire away.
Rose	rolling d20+2+3d6k1( 1 )+2+( 5 + 5 + 3 ) = 8
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
R�senfeld	"gotta make sure he actually lives 'til then, however"
Rose	miss again
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6+1-2d6( 2 + 3 )+1-( 5 + 4 ) = -3 TINK Rose is basically just throwing her arrows up on top of HK now.
Rose	now that is getting annoying, i may just mark hk soon to hit the bugbear
Drufle (GM)	Pfffft.
R�senfeld	lmao i was thinking that
Thicket	I'll go fast I think
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead, Thicket.
Thicket	I just
R�senfeld	after we kill it, can we run?
Thicket	don't know what to do really
H. Knight	can you flame off or something
Rose	kill it
R�senfeld	because whatever it is that's throwing corpses, I don't wanna deal with it
Thicket	screw it, Flame Missile my last one well I mean Rose inspects all arrows for defects
Thicket	not including the things that can give me back castings
R�senfeld	"Once this threat is dealth with, I believe we should retreat.. Holy Knight looks like he needs a tune up"
Thicket	do I get boons for targeting a restrained creature? this is against AGI H. Knight 's new armor is very scuffed Rose starts to make notes on which stalls to visit after hours for a little chat
Drufle (GM)	No, Thicket. He gets banes to avoid, but I don't think you get boons to hit.
Thicket	alright
Drufle (GM)	Mostly because he's very wiggly and against the roof right now.
Thicket	this isn't an avoid, this is just WILL vs AGI
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead. Thicket: Will Challenge Roll 6
Drufle (GM)	Yikes.
Thicket	god damnit
R�senfeld	i didn't get any boons to will vs agi either
Drufle (GM)	Roll damage.
R�senfeld	wait what
Thicket	rolling 1d6( 3 ) = 3
R�senfeld	is his agi just tiny/
Drufle (GM)	She's hitting HK.
R�senfeld	oh
Thicket	I think this is against HK
Drufle (GM)	3 damage!
R�senfeld	shoot
Thicket	"I think I should just stop"
R�senfeld	HK do i need to heal you again?
H. Knight	3 more hp to go guys~
Drufle (GM)	You should probably, you know, heal him.
R�senfeld	shit
H. Knight	they can't I'm an object currently
R�senfeld	will a burning beam not kill the damn bugbear
Thicket	WAIT I::M FIRE MOE
Drufle (GM)	Objects have health too, but yes, I don't think any of Ruse's spells can target objects.
Thicket	Mode Bugbear needs to make an AGI save
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+2-1d6( 5 )+2-( 1 ) = 6
Thicket	lol
Rose	i could always use back stab, but someone will need to cover hk with a piece of cloth/ leather
Thicket	rolling 1d3( 1 ) = 1 damnit
R�senfeld	blyat
Drufle (GM)	This poor bugbear is very confused.
Thicket	Rose: I don't think you can even get close to iron
H. Knight	russ just
Thicket	it makes us sick
H. Knight	wind me up
Thicket	just being near it
Rose	i cannot touch in
H. Knight	and then I can break its neck
Drufle (GM)	She probably can, but she certainly can't touch him.
R�senfeld	alright, guess i'll go slow but bugbear might kill you in the meantime
Rose	fast fast fast, unless there is a rug around
Drufle (GM)	Bugbear goes!
Thicket	oh noooo
Rose	?? where?
R�senfeld	to his doom in a minute here >:)
Drufle (GM)	What's your STR, HK?
H. Knight	13
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4( 8 )+4 = 12 Rats.
Thicket	he's not going anywhere
Drufle (GM)	The bugbear tried to escape your horrible flaming claws. He is angry and hot. Slow players, then.
H. Knight	don't say flaming unless you're prepared to give him recurrent damage
Rose	rolling d20+2+3d6k1( 12 )+2+( 5 + 1 + 1 ) = 19
Thicket	is Medium considered size 1?
Drufle (GM)	Yes, Thicket.
Thicket	okay good
Drufle (GM)	Rose, didn't you already go this round?
Rose	a little quick off the mark, i'll save that for next turn i forgot people were going slow
Thicket	preemptive shooting
Drufle (GM)	Just twanging her bow.
R�senfeld	i'll walk up to HK and wind him up
Thicket	the arrow is paused mid-air
R�senfeld	or more like run up to him as this is combat and all
Drufle (GM)	Just a casual stroll. Gonna turn me some keys. There's no roll for this, he's just on now.
Rose	.......
R�senfeld	i know how to press HK's buttons... rrrrrrroew
Drufle (GM)	HK, you're awake again! H. Knight , ACTIVATE
H. Knight	can I follow through with my previous action and SLAM THIS FUCKER INTO A WAAAALLLL
Drufle (GM)	Uh, sure?
Thicket	just make sure he doesn't end up out of Rose's aim
Drufle (GM)	STR roll, like usual.
Thicket	she made a good shot
Drufle (GM)	2 boons.
Rose	i have 100 tiles
Thicket	well HK acts as cover
R�senfeld	i think thicket meant, not behind HL HK*
H. Knight	just 2 boons now right
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Rose	oh so like pigeon shooting H. Knight: Strength Challenge Roll 12 oh no
Drufle (GM)	A hit, amazingly.
H. Knight	oh phew
Thicket	how pathetic is this bugbear? H. Knight tosses the bugbear like a ragdoll
Thicket	are we giving this thing too much credit
Drufle (GM)	They have excellent STR and damage.
R�senfeld	no dude did you see how much damage it does? we give it enough cred
Drufle (GM)	They can also grab things very well which is hard to do when the enemy is bigger than you.
R�senfeld	i hate that thing
H. Knight	ok I toss it over russ's head
Drufle (GM)	FWOOSH
H. Knight	thataways Rose pow
Drufle (GM)	Roll basic punch damage. R�senfeld looks up at the flying bugbear wtih mild interest, after casually strolling up to HK
H. Knight	"Okay. What Happened?"
Rose	so my shot hits it mid air? Thicket is amazed
H. Knight	"And Why Are My Hands On Fire"
Drufle (GM)	HK, roll damage!
Rose	please
H. Knight	oh yes
Thicket	"No reason, dear"
R�senfeld	"You ran out of steam, so to speak, Knight."
Drufle (GM)	You guys are all assuming it's going to be dead.
R�senfeld	i'm not at all
H. Knight	rolling 3d6 + 1( 6 + 5 + 2 )+1 = 14
Drufle (GM)	Ok nevermind.
R�senfeld	i'm just talking mid-battle, which has always been a thing
Drufle (GM)	It definitely is dead.
Thicket	I am now assuming that talking is a free action
R�senfeld	ok let's rnu now run
H. Knight	rose is frozen
Drufle (GM)	Don't worry about that thing in the other room.
H. Knight	she's refreshing now
Drufle (GM)	Definitely not gonna be a problem for anyone.
Thicket	"How is everyone doing?" "Anyone need a pick-me up?"
R�senfeld	"Whatever that is over there, I don't want to deal with it, let's get out of here?" Thicket pulls out her berries
R�senfeld	rip sam oh she's back, hurrah
Thicket	welcome back
Samantha Rose H.	so did i hit it?
R�senfeld	aren't we still in combat?
Thicket	it was dead
Rose	did i hit it?
Thicket	before you got the chance
Drufle (GM)	Wasn't particularly necessary, although the thought is amusing.
Thicket	that throw did 14 damage
Rose	not fair. can i go stab the corpse
Drufle (GM)	Pffft.
Thicket	beeee my guest
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead, why not. H. Knight slowly sits down Rose stamps on corpses head
R�senfeld	are we not in combat?
Thicket	"Are you able to eat, Holy Knight dear?"
H. Knight	"I Appear To Be Leaking Pneumatic Fluid"
Drufle (GM)	Not technically, no. Rose again, and again and again
R�senfeld	can i spam my heals at hk?
Drufle (GM)	Note that despite the nice music, there is still shouting, bleating, and smashing sounds coming from the other room.
H. Knight	"Much To My Chagrin, I Cannot, Miss Thicket."
Thicket	"Oh..."
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead, Ruse. H. Knight staggers back up Thicket holds the berries up to Rusenfeld
R�senfeld	i'll use one vit burst and one minor heal
Thicket	"Are you feeling well?" Rose picks through clothing
R�senfeld	have 1.5 healing rate
Rose	does this thing have anything usefull in it?
Drufle (GM)	The bugbear?
R�senfeld	i'm actually undamaged according to my sheet
H. Knight	""Feeling" Is Also Something I Regret Losing." But I Shall Persevere"
Thicket	does vit burst effect anyone else?
Drufle (GM)	You and Ruse.
Thicket	that's just 1x my rate then
H. Knight	oh so I am healing ok
Drufle (GM)	Not that Ruse or Rose need it.
R�senfeld	yeah, HK
Drufle (GM)	The bugbear has a sword and longbow.
R�senfeld	you get a rate and a half
Rose	mine
R�senfeld	i don't want to expend all my heals if we're staying
Drufle (GM)	As well as a number of arrows jammed in its skin.
R�senfeld	might need them Rose takes items Thicket frowns
Thicket	"Alright I'll eat this myself then" Rose and fingers
R�senfeld	"A sound plan." Thicket eats 4 berries
Thicket	and I'm back to full health R�senfeld wasn't actually ignoring thicket on purpose, he was casting spells Thicket is not aware of that
H. Knight	"I Do Not Understand Magic But I Appreciate Its Effects" "Thank You, Rusenfeld."
Thicket	I have 2 berries left, anyways also, I switch over to Air mode
Drufle (GM)	(The proper catacomb music stopped, I'm gonna use some other ambients for the time being)
R�senfeld	"At your service. The magic is pretty simple, actually.. I pray, and the New God provides."
Rose	i will also heal using nimble recovery if i have to
Drufle (GM)	I'm pretty sure you never got hit, Rose.
H. Knight	she got hit once
Rose	i did by the long bow
Drufle (GM)	Oh, right.
Rose	6 damage
Drufle (GM)	Right then.
R�senfeld	"Can we get out of here and come back later?" "Or like, never?"
Thicket	"I would not mind a nice rest"
H. Knight	"I suggest We Barricade The Door"
Rose	"the horse needs a weapon"
H. Knight	"Whatever is In The Room Beyond, It is Violent"
Thicket	now that we are out of combat, can we get a good look at what was flung out?
R�senfeld	i load my crossbow also
H. Knight	not unless you want to get into that chamber and be a target
Drufle (GM)	Are you just gonna peek in from this room?
Rose	or you could close the door
Thicket	just a peek actually, I'm Thicket, not Drumun caution is not my imo
Drufle (GM)	MO.
Thicket	wait that's not the right word MO better Thicket peeks over the coffin
Thicket	roll PER?
Drufle (GM)	There are two rather heavily decayed corpses in front of you, one squashed against a now-broken coffin, while the other is impaled on a pile of spikes. The little boneguard is crumbled to your left.
Thicket	can I loot the boneguard?
Drufle (GM)	Loud, violent sounds continue thrashing from the other room.
R�senfeld	i am just not going in there
H. Knight	rose needs to restart again she wants to try a stealth check
Rose	I'm back
Drufle (GM)	You see a scimitar and a bow on the boneguard.
H. Knight	there you are
Rose	i want to go stealth mode Thicket rushes over to this coffin Thicket takes a peak over
R�senfeld	i gotta go deal with human stuff
Rose	whats the roll?
Drufle (GM)	Just AGI. Basic challenge roll.
R�senfeld	wish i was a 100% efficient engine
Thicket	Thicket is not very sneaky
R�senfeld	i may be gone for a while
Thicket	but everyone is distracted so its fiiiine Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 0
R�senfeld	lol Thicket checks the boneguard
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, don't use your macros.
H. Knight	deffo broke
Rose	???
Drufle (GM)	They clearly aren't working.
Thicket	that's a roll of 13 I think
R�senfeld	right brb..-ish
Thicket	do I roll anything to loot?
Drufle (GM)	The boneguard is collapsed in a pile of bones, with some decent armor and weapons. Probably more important is what you see in the other room.
Rose	am i stealth?
Thicket	anything interesting? uh oh
Drufle (GM)	Yes, you are, Rose.
Thicket	I've gone too far Rose whyyyy
H. Knight	she's fine as long as she doesn't attack
Drufle (GM)	A fomor void caller is helplessly slinging spells at something over a row of spike stacks.
Thicket	oh, its a battle exciting
Drufle (GM)	Piles of zombies litter the room, some standing and some dead on the ground. An incredibly bright circle stands in the room, glaring with crackling yellow and red hellish light.
Rose	ok marking the first one unless anyone wants to do something else
Drufle (GM)	A horrible beast stands in the center, effortlessly swinging its massive blade-like arms into the zombies, sending them flying.
Thicket	are we actually fighting?
Rose	no I'm in stealth mode
Drufle (GM)	They haven't actually noticed you yet. Rose is stealthed and Thicket is a bit too far away.
Thicket	I loot the Boneguard and just, walk away after i watch this this is interesting
Drufle (GM)	You can't quite make out the details, but it seems like the fomor and his horde of zombies are trying to hold back whatever is in the circle.
Rose	should i shoot the thing in the circle?
Thicket	I would not recommend it
Drufle (GM)	I mean, if you want? You just barely have LOS.
Thicket	let them fight amongst themselves Rose too many targets
Thicket	we'll loot them later Rose confused
Thicket	what do I get from the boneguard? I don't think I'll take the armor
Drufle (GM)	A scimitar and a bow.
Thicket	scimitar is...I forget what kind of weapon
Drufle (GM)	Swordish.
Rose	should i sneak up and back stab, or walk away?
Thicket	I'll take the bow though is it like the rapier?
Rose	any input or i'll coin flip
Thicket	the last time we fought a voidcaller it murdered us with a fireball
Drufle (GM)	It's identical to the rapier.
Thicket	so I suggest staying away from it
Drufle (GM)	If you're asking for in-game advice, nobody can give it to you at the moment. HK and Ruse are too far, and Thicket probably doesn't want to speak up. Thicket , after not finding anything particularly interesting, she simply walks away Thicket looks utterly terrified Rose walks back Thicket points to the entrance and just starts walking away
H. Knight	"What Is It"
Thicket	"Bad, very bad"
H. Knight	"...I Think I Shall Just Take Your Word For It" H. Knight limps after them
Thicket	"Fomor and a horde of zombies fighting some kind of monster" "and the monster is winning" "I do not want to know what that creature is nor find out if it is friendly or not" "It has this otherworldly light around it"
Rose	"i'll hunt it another day, i need bigger arrows" "these ones are shit"
Drufle (GM)	So we're leaving the catacombs?
Rose	i am
Thicket	I think Thicket definitely is I need rest, more berries, and some acorns
Drufle (GM)	Very well.
Thicket	time to go foraging hopefully get some spells back we'll have to deal with this soon
Drufle (GM)	So you're taking a full night's rest?
Thicket	I am, just to get my spells back
H. Knight	well a full night's repair work for me but otherwise yes
Drufle (GM)	You get your healing rate for sleeping.
Rose	yes, i want to sell the bow, sword and fingers
Drufle (GM)	Well, you can get about 5ss for the weapons.
Thicket	I'll brb for a second
Drufle (GM)	I don't think you're going to find many buyers for the fingers.
Rose	i'll keep those then and sell the rest
Drufle (GM)	Righto.
Rose	how much for bigger arrows
Drufle (GM)	There are no bigger arrows.
Rose	there must be a crafts man that could make some or woman
Drufle (GM)	Possibly, but I don't believe you could find anything with mechanical differences without paying substantially more money.
Rose	15gg? I'm loaded
Drufle (GM)	I'll say you can find large, bolt-like arrows that give you +1 damage for 5 ss each.
Rose	i'll take 20
Drufle (GM)	10 gc it is, then.
Rose	no 10
Drufle (GM)	Alright. Keep track of that number. For special ammo, you're going to have to keep track of how many you have. So, the night is spent. The party sleeps, and has some relaxing time in the guild hall. The next morning...
Thicket	the next morning, the world ends because we didn't deal with the problem
Rose	i take it i can recover used bolts afterwards?
Drufle (GM)	Potentially. Not guaranteed.
Rose	that's ok then
Thicket	arrows tend not to keep their head on
Rose	if not i'll just butcher what they were in and recover money other ways
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne runs into the dormitories frantically.
Yvonne Lariel	"Hey, uh, guys? Hello????"
H. Knight	can I buy a lance
Thicket	"Good morning, Yvonne" Rose alks out
Thicket	"Nothing's burning this time, right?" Rose walks
Yvonne Lariel	"Yeah, good morning, sure, did you guys kill everything in the catacombs yesterday?" "Because late last night, something emerged from there and has been laying waste to the surrounding churches."
Thicket	"Oh..." I knew it
Rose	"it wasn't me" Yvonne Lariel frowns.
Thicket	"Where is it? we can deal wit it"
Rose	"you can, i'll probably go hunting"
Yvonne Lariel	"It's still in the clergymen's quarter, probably still destroying things. Can you please deal with it ASAP?"
Thicket	"O-alright" "I...cannot promise a lack of fire"
R�senfeld	mehhhh
Yvonne Lariel	"Sure, that's fine, the city council just wants that thing gone immediately!"
R�senfeld	do we have to go deal with whatever this is :P
Yvonne Lariel	"It's killed numbers of priests already!"
Rose	i still have one torch left. i coud burn down the church
R�senfeld	goddamn rusenfeld and his call of honor
Thicket	"Is it...specifically targeting the churches?"
Drufle (GM)	I mean, technically not? But this monster is going to single-handedly destroy most of the city. It's probably a bad idea to leave it alone.
Thicket	Thicket is asking this question herself
H. Knight	HK should be devastated that he failed to do his job
Rose	if i start burning buildings before the monster destroys them, problem solved
Thicket	she didn't get to do research so
R�senfeld	"Even if it is, the collateral damage will be too great to ignore. We must dispatch this creature."
Yvonne Lariel	"I mean, maybe? It showed up in the clergy's quarter, there's nothing but churches around."
H. Knight	and be ready and willing to sacrifice his life to stop this threat I am sorry I can't roleplay right now please accept this summary
Thicket	a neighborhood of nothing but churches
Rose	meh burning would definitely work though
Thicket	"Alright, we will be on our way"
R�senfeld	i men roleplay isn'tn ecessarily the acting mopp it's just behaving like your char should
Thicket	Okay so
R�senfeld	summary is totally acceptable
Thicket	I'll get 6 healing berries and 15 magic acorns
R�senfeld	this female dryad has some nuts, that entertains me
Thicket	I'll also use Oak Hide before battle because I am NOT forgetting this time you like a dryad with nuts, Ruse? :P
Drufle (GM)	Off to find a horrible hell-beast, then?
Rose	i have new arrows from an alive dealer, and some bigger ones set in the back of my quiver
R�senfeld	hell yeah
Thicket	make yer move then also YES we're outside I can use the maiden's tear
Rose	the last arrow merchant seems to have forgotten how to take in air
R�senfeld	damn, that creature pog tho
Drufle (GM)	It's not exactly hard to find the beast, you can just follow the trail of ruined buildings and bloody corpses.
Rose	stealth mode for me
R�senfeld	so uh
Drufle (GM)	You find it mid-destruction, effortlessly swinging its arm into a wall, crumbling the masonry into rubble.
R�senfeld	we rested right i can reset my spells
Drufle (GM)	Yes. Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 0
Drufle (GM)	Again, don't use the macros. They aren't working.
Rose	i forgot
Drufle (GM)	That's a success, regardless.
Thicket	is the monster within medium range?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Thicket	because I'm going to drop an Overgrown in front of him overgrowth
R�senfeld	will that prevent me from shooting?
Drufle (GM)	Although I should note that now that you're actually seeing this thing in broad daylight, it's quite... HORRIFYING
Thicket	no, it doesn't stop shooting R�senfeld: Will Challenge Roll 23
Thicket	on good, a god damn demon
R�senfeld	i beg your pardon? me, be scared? Thicket: Will Challenge Roll 6
Drufle (GM)	Geez.
Thicket	Drumun luck continues
Drufle (GM)	HK and Rose, make will saves.
Thicket	I am cursed I will never succeed
R�senfeld looks at the creature, raises an eyebrow, and says	"To work, then." Rose: Will Challenge Roll 0 Thicket recoils back at the hideousness of this monster H. Knight: Will Challenge Roll 5
Drufle (GM)	Well a failure from both of you, then. 1 insanity!
Thicket	crap so
H. Knight	it's literally just rose's macros that are fucked
Thicket	I'm forced to be slow
R�senfeld	did rusenfeld EVER get insanity? i swear he's like
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, I dunno what's up.
R�senfeld	immune
Thicket	and I'm terrified for 2 rounds H. Knight shorts out a bit
Drufle (GM)	Ruse: I think you did, like, once.
Rose	so whats with mine?
Drufle (GM)	No clue. You'll just have to roll everything manually.
Thicket	what's her sheet look like?
R�senfeld	it's a little poinless troubleshooting it rn
Drufle (GM)	Normal, really.
R�senfeld	we have a solution in place we can look at the details of this issue later
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, at the moment.
R�senfeld	druf has school stuff
Drufle (GM)	So only Ruse can go fast, are you going to try anything?
Rose	so what can, cannot i do now?
Thicket	why am I in front of Ruse this should not be
Drufle (GM)	Sorry.
Thicket	I have 18 health pls no
Drufle (GM)	I just threw pogs down.
Rose	you can't take fast turns, and you have a bane on all rolls.
R�senfeld	"I shall call upon my Lord to bless thee for this battle."
Drufle (GM)	For the next... 2 turns. R�senfeld reaches out and touches HK and thicket, muttering prayers Thicket is hiding behind the tall Ruse
Rose	but in theory I'm stealthed, so could just sit out 3 turns quite safely?
R�senfeld	and when i say touch, thicket, i mean like on your shoulder, aight? :P
Drufle (GM)	Sure. So, Mr. Horrible Nasty is gonna go.
Thicket	of course ;P
Rose	2 turns sorry
Drufle (GM)	We're going to very quickly discover why leaving this guy alone was a bad idea.
R�senfeld	did he empower by eating corpses
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
R�senfeld	did he empower by eating religion
Drufle (GM)	Also no.
H. Knight	the other goats would have served as a distraction
Rose	i am soo glad i moved now
R�senfeld	meeh.. i hate the big nasties honestly
Drufle (GM)	He was weaker in there, but he hasn't necessarily gained power.
R�senfeld	oh i guess he must've been hurt from the fighting
H. Knight	ohh
Thicket	we had no way of knowing that
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+6+3d6k1( 7 )+6+( 3 + 2 + 5 ) = 18
R�senfeld	but then so were we
Drufle (GM)	Do you have armor, Ruse?
R�senfeld	uh
Thicket	yeah we were not in any shape to fight
R�senfeld	light i think?
Drufle (GM)	Righto. You were not in any shape to fight, no.
R�senfeld	soft leather armor so i die? :P
Drufle (GM)	That doesn't mean fighting him was your only option. rolling 5d6-3 ( 2 + 6 + 6 + 6 + 3 )-3 = 20 20 damage.
R�senfeld	wow
Thicket	what else would we have done? also I am in air mode
H. Knight	allied with the voidwalker R�senfeld clutches at the new, gory wound
Drufle (GM)	There were quite a few options to deal with him, running was honestly the worst thing you could've done.
H. Knight	shoved him into a concealed bottomless pit
Thicket	again, how the fuck could we have known that
H. Knight	actually
R�senfeld	can we rewind then
H. Knight	that circle he was in
Drufle (GM)	Ding ding ding!
Thicket	how could we have known what the hell that was?
R�senfeld	maybe rusenfeld has knowledge he knows some stuff
Rose	your not unless you look.
Drufle (GM)	You didn't! But you also took no time to actually examine the area.
R�senfeld	i dunno, i panicked, i wanted out :P
H. Knight	sorry I thought that was an aura of hell power that we should have avoided
Drufle (GM)	You saw a nasty monster and everyone immediately fled.
R�senfeld	seems legit!
Rose	i did the looking, but seems as only the 2 fey did, oops
R�senfeld	but way to trap us!
Drufle (GM)	I'll give you guys a chance. That catacomb is still quite close by.
Rose	two characters didn't even bother looking
H. Knight	you drew a fat yellow circle and you expected us to assume it was a good thing
Drufle (GM)	It wasn't! It very much wasn't. But it was a lot worse for him than it would be for you.
H. Knight	oh well I'll do my best
Drufle (GM)	This is a Diff 250 Termagant, I never planned on you guys ever facing him in direct combat.
H. Knight	how big is this thing
R�senfeld	lmao
Drufle (GM)	Size 1.
H. Knight	right
R�senfeld	wtf...
Thicket	yeah no I think this is the end for us then
Drufle (GM)	Are you just going to pick him up and carry him there?
Thicket	also that sounds like a great idea
R�senfeld	we don't KNOW that we need to!
Thicket	that's true
H. Knight	well if I don't try then every single last one of us will perish and we'll have to start a new game
Thicket	we have literally no idea
R�senfeld	so fucked haahaha
Thicket	I blame the GM poor signposting
R�senfeld	guess it'll b time for me to whip out my other character
H. Knight	just relax errybody
R�senfeld	dude it's not the GM it's SotDL it's built like this
H. Knight	you bought this game
Drufle (GM)	Fair, fair.
Thicket	I vote we run I can slow this thing down
H. Knight	accept your inevitable demise
Drufle (GM)	Rose and Thicket, I'll offer you both a quick INT or WIS check.
Rose	its not the gm's fault. shou should not rely on a people hating elf to check everything out properly Thicket: Will Challenge Roll 5
Drufle (GM)	Also a good point.
Rose	whats the macro? or roll?
Drufle (GM)	Just roll d20+1
Rose	rolling d20+1( 8 )+1 = 9
Thicket	right so
Drufle (GM)	Eh fuck it, I'll give it to you.
Rose	give what?
R�senfeld	you get a free success
Thicket	he's taking pity on us
R�senfeld	because GM is being merciful
Rose	a free what?
Thicket	the only mercy we'll get
Drufle (GM)	Rose, being both the only person close enough to the original Bad Room, and also currently sneaking around and examining the termagant, realize something.
Rose	oh ok
Drufle (GM)	The termagant is acting considerably more reckless and violent now than it was before; the circle it was standing in must have been some sort of containment field.
Rose	is it a good thing, or a wlk away thing
R�senfeld	she'll be like "oh hey there's the solution! if only I caared at all about you guys."
Rose	yep
Thicket	in other words we're still screwed
R�senfeld	rip Russ TT
Thicket	I'm not willing to just die though we'll find our way out of this
Drufle (GM)	Well, it's slow player turns, who's going?
Rose	but i could possably give a little dam before i go for coffee
Drufle (GM)	HK, will you just grab him?
H. Knight	yup
R�senfeld	how do you decide?
Drufle (GM)	Have at it.
R�senfeld	is it like a coinfflip thing?
Rose	could i get the containment field? is it valuable? H. Knight: Strength Challenge Roll 28
Drufle (GM)	It's a circle that was drawn into the ground and HOLY SHIT
Thicket	luck has smiled on us
Rose	so i only need to draw a circle?
H. Knight	"I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR PRESENCE HERE"
R�senfeld	lmao
Drufle (GM)	Rose, you don't have nearly enough knowledge of magic to make a proper circle.
Thicket	does Thicket?
Drufle (GM)	Well, I guess this termagant is currently pinned the fuck onto HK's back.
Rose	and i cannot take the existing one? H. Knight picks the termagant up by the armpits
Drufle (GM)	No and no.
Thicket	so what you're say is that we have literally no way to copy the circle
Drufle (GM)	This was specifically a demonology experiment gone very wrong.
Thicket	we have to go to the original
Drufle (GM)	Roy possibly could have.
Thicket	I think Thicket can try even if she has little chance to succeed
Drufle (GM)	Alright, very well. Give me an INT check.
Thicket	but she'd have to be able to study it
Rose	should i point the way back to the original?
R�senfeld	can we carry this thing there even?
Drufle (GM)	Sure, it's like a block east of you guys.
Thicket	by that I mean I need to get there alive first because I didn't see it
Drufle (GM)	Ruse: I was gonna make it a bit of a struggle.
Rose	hk is holding the thing so go
R�senfeld	that's fair
Drufle (GM)	But HK's check almost doubled this thing's STR.
R�senfeld	oh that's also fair wow
Drufle (GM)	That monster is pinned as fuck.
H. Knight	VICE GRIP
Thicket	I wish I had some debuffs other than slow
R�senfeld	there might be valuable loot in that room @rose
Drufle (GM)	So, let's have a nice leisurely jaunt to the catacombs.
Rose	i know
Thicket	for us to know what the do, we'd need Rose
Drufle (GM)	Since this angry man is incapable of getting out of this grip.
Rose	where is my coin
H. Knight	"You Are Going Back Whence You Came, Foul Beast!"
R�senfeld	rolling 1d2( 2 ) = 2 there you go
Drufle (GM)	I mean, to be fair, any of you could figure out what to do if you actually saw the circle. Rose was just the only person who did.
Rose	ok back i go then
R�senfeld	i didn't want to start combat with a scary thing! sue me :P
Drufle (GM)	Fair!
H. Knight	Russ are you deadd
R�senfeld	i'm 20/26 damage
Drufle (GM)	Oh yeah, wow.
R�senfeld	i'm like, dying
Drufle (GM)	I'm actually impressed, you lived quite well.
H. Knight	ok so I guess you're slung across my back or something bleeding out
R�senfeld	humans are pretty sturdy honestly
Thicket	I'm guess our time here has worn out the Fear status
Drufle (GM)	Oh yeah, quite a while ago.
R�senfeld	i'm not critically injured, just very injured
Thicket	time getting here I mean Thicket hands Russ all her berries
Thicket	that's 12 points of health
Drufle (GM)	The termagant wildly struggles, roaring and kind of wiggling.
Thicket	actuall wait
R�senfeld	"Th... thank you"
Thicket	what's your healing rate?
R�senfeld	5
Thicket	each berry is half rate 6 berries * that
R�senfeld	no 6
Thicket	so 18 health
R�senfeld	so 6 * 3? nice Rose walks back to the circle thing
Thicket	"You're welcome dear" "You seemed to be a bit out of it" R�senfeld 's injuries almost entirely disappear
Drufle (GM)	>a bit out of it
H. Knight	"I Hope... You Ladies... Know of..A Solution... For This"
Drufle (GM)	He had a massive bone blade shoved into his abdomen.
Thicket	yes
Drufle (GM)	A mild inconvenience. H. Knight 's joints are groaning
Rose	this room looks a lot bigger then before?
Thicket	"I do not kknow how to deal with this monster" "It seems Rose ran off to the room we found it in"
Drufle (GM)	It isn't actually bigger, you just couldn't see the whole thing.
R�senfeld	"Let's follow her."
Thicket	can I try to tangle this monster up?
Rose	i was stood in the damn dooray
Drufle (GM)	The remainder of the once-living zombies have all been impaled on the spikes, and the fomor is smashed against a wall.
Thicket	make this easier on HK?
Drufle (GM)	Also, good point. Thicket, you can try, but I wouldn't recommend it.
Rose	it looked like it was held back by spike pits
Thicket	I can chuck and acorn at it maybe?
R�senfeld	yeah annoy it even more with acorns
H. Knight	just focus on getting me to the circle guys
R�senfeld	sounds like a great idea
Thicket	it slows it
Drufle (GM)	I think we've learned that trying to attack things that HK is holding is a bad idea. It often ends poorly for poor HK.
R�senfeld	oh
H. Knight	we're just lucky this thing doesn't have acid sweat or someshit
R�senfeld	also that
Rose	I'm at the circle, do i notice anything?
R�senfeld	let's just pls put the big scary demon in his magic circle QQ
Thicket	wow that room is a lot bigger than I thought it was
Drufle (GM)	The circle still is intact, glowing with various runes. Nasty sickly yellow light shines throughout the center.
R�senfeld	"Let's go.
Thicket	"Ruse, try and help HK" "I need to see what Rose is up to"
Rose	oooooh!
R�senfeld	i cant' really do much for him he's bigger than me and carrying a scary demon
Thicket	don;t leave him alone though
Rose	i wanna touch the light
Drufle (GM)	Oh, we're doing that, then.
R�senfeld	sigh Thicket quietly approuches the light
R�senfeld	just put the creature in the circle with rose
Drufle (GM)	Rose suddenly feels her feet slowing.
R�senfeld	:P
Thicket	"Rose, dear, please don't do that"
Rose	rose moves out again
Thicket	"We don't know what this is"
R�senfeld	can she though?
Rose	???
Drufle (GM)	She can, yes, with quite a bit of effort.
R�senfeld	oh good
Rose	it was like walking in jelly
Drufle (GM)	Both Rose and Thicket feel a pulling from the circle, standing so close.
Thicket	any banes for an INT roll here
H. Knight	zipplin along
Thicket	Thicket is trying to learn
Drufle (GM)	Just one, I think. Thicket: Intellect Challenge Roll 18 oh
Drufle (GM)	This isn't like anything you've ever seen. Oh, wow.
R�senfeld	that's a boon Thicket studies the hell out of this circle
Thicket	oh
Drufle (GM)	That should be a minus, but it's still a success.
Thicket	that's a 10 then
Drufle (GM)	14-4 instead of 14+4.
Thicket	woops
R�senfeld	yeah luckily challenge rolls in SotDL are awesome
Drufle (GM)	This circle seems specifically built to hold in demons and fae creatures, and is currently linked to some other realm. Thicket pulls out her notebook and starts writing notes
Thicket	"Increadible" "Alright"
R�senfeld	so what do, magic ladies?
Thicket	"This circle is meant to restrain creatures like...that" "and also Fae"
Rose	it fealt funny
Thicket	"Put the demon thing into the circle"
Drufle (GM)	Can I get another INT/WIS check?
Thicket	from me?
Rose	, i don't feel so good now
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Thicket	boon/banes?
Drufle (GM)	No boons/banes. Thicket: Will Challenge Roll 8 oh
R�senfeld	ugh
Thicket	oh no...
Drufle (GM)	You're just one the tip of a solution, but you aren't quite sure what to do.
Rose	sticky floor but I'm pulled to it
Thicket	"Um...after that"
R�senfeld	have her tell me all the information Thicket flips around in her notebook
R�senfeld	druf maybe i can roll int with a bane
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead.
Thicket	"I am unsure what to do"
R�senfeld	since this isn't my field of expertise "Hmm."
Drufle (GM)	Poor HK is just standing here, holding a wobbly nasty man. Rose drawn to the light again R�senfeld: Intellect Challenge Roll 2
H. Knight	I really would like to help but
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, Ruse has no clue.
H. Knight	I have my hands tied
R�senfeld	"I have no idea what to do. Sorry." Thicket walks over to a corpse Thicket: Strength Challenge Roll 5
Rose	just put it in it. cant you feel the calling
Thicket	okay nvm
R�senfeld	"in fact, I'm pretty sure 2=2=5." Thicket tries to pull the zombie into the circle
R�senfeld	2+2*
Drufle (GM)	Ruse, go help Thicket. Thicket but fails
Drufle (GM)	She's trying to pull a corpse off the spikes.
Thicket	either one it doesn't matter which R�senfeld: Strength Challenge Roll 0 Rose pokes finder back into the circle
Drufle (GM)	Wow. druf
Rose	finger
R�senfeld	druf
Thicket	guy really
R�senfeld	it's time Rose finger
Drufle (GM)	Oh shit, you're right. Wow, this is a really bad time for that.
Thicket	uh oh oh nooooo
R�senfeld	ahahahahaha
Thicket	quick, throw the tarmagent at it
Drufle (GM)	I don't even remember the mechanics of what happens, let me look.
R�senfeld	they're not super exciting but i'm mainly happy because it's lore time
H. Knight	wha
Thicket	I'm kidding for now...
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, this is kinda bad.
H. Knight	druf just
R�senfeld	where is that thing
H. Knight	move me and the thing
R�senfeld	is it in companion ?
Drufle (GM)	Everyone but Ruse, make a will save.
H. Knight	and put it in the thingy
Thicket	everyone?
Drufle (GM)	Yes. Not the termagant though.
Thicket	boon/bane?
Drufle (GM)	He's immune. Nope. Thicket: Will Challenge Roll 15 Rose: Will Challenge Roll 0 H. Knight: Will Challenge Roll 16
Drufle (GM)	Alright, Rose fails. R�senfeld tries to pull of the corse but failts miserably
H. Knight	yeah they both fucked
Drufle (GM)	Rose is frightened for 1 round. R�senfeld 's eyes then begin to glow... the air around you grows colder
Rose	mine is really bad, probably the macro. whats the actual roll?
Thicket	"Umm...Rusenfeld, dear?" R�senfeld you hear a horrifying, ghastly toll
Thicket	"Oh for..."
Drufle (GM)	It'd be +1, Rose, which gives you a 5 total.
R�senfeld	".....Aaaanngggry...."
H. Knight	"What... The.."
Thicket	"Seriously?"
R�senfeld	I'm haunted! I have been haunted for a long time! Thicket uses Rooting Touch on Ruse Thicket: Will Challenge Roll 13 "We are not dealing with another issue" "Stay put"
R�senfeld	you don't need to actually do that, but oh well hahaha "...nnno, I am still.. still me!"
Rose	so am i ok still poking my finger in the circle?
Thicket	"you are having a time-out until you calm down" Thicket doesn't know what this is but she's not having any of it
R�senfeld	that's totally fair russ will have to explain later Thicket tries to pull the corpse off again
Drufle (GM)	Alright, well HK goes ahead and stands in the circle?
R�senfeld	just throw the monster in the circle, what's the worst that could happen?
Rose	?me puts second hand in
Drufle (GM)	Or just puts the guy in there?
Thicket	I think HK would be fine Rose puts second hand in
Thicket	he's not Fae or Demon
Drufle (GM)	HK does not feel a pulling sensation.
H. Knight	can I just throw it in there and then sort it out
Drufle (GM)	You can, sure.
Thicket	it'd be safer to place him in there you can actually take a hit Strength Challenge Roll 7
R�senfeld	so now it is unpinned, correct?
Thicket	HNNNNG
H. Knight	oh allright then
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, it's in the circle now.
Thicket	"Someone who is not turning into some spooky entity help me with this?"
R�senfeld	why are you even pulling the corpse, incidentally?
Thicket	no idea I wanted to try something
Drufle (GM)	The light harshly latches onto it, chains of power lashing it as it struggles.
Thicket	sacrifice
R�senfeld	wow that sounds pretty corrupt
H. Knight	right
Thicket	"This might need a sacrifice, possibly?" Rose doesn't know whether to shoot or join the light
R�senfeld	ok well
Drufle (GM)	Every now and then, the monster cleaves through a chain, only for more to return. Anyone can make another INT/WILL check if you wish. H. Knight massages his fingers
R�senfeld	since the ghost is what i use for my "divine being lets you perform miracles" trait, can i try again to INT at this thing? so i can know what to do? Thicket: Will Challenge Roll 9 AAAAAAA
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead, Ruse. Have a boon. R�senfeld: Intellect Challenge Roll 11
Rose	rolling d20+1( 5 )+1 = 6
R�senfeld	uh that didn't boon it right
Drufle (GM)	Thank goodness, someone finally succeeded.
R�senfeld	or did it
Drufle (GM)	It did, actually.
R�senfeld	oh awesome lmao thank god
Rose	i think the light is just too important
Drufle (GM)	The sudden influx of memories and power from the spirit gives you a flash of inspiration. The circle isn't just a containment field; it's also the portal the being originally came from. If the circle is broken while he's held within, the circle's contents will be banished.
Thicket	oh snap
H. Knight	SMASH THE GROUND
Thicket	quick, say something
Rose	nooooo!
Thicket	say the word, and I'll drop a Meteor onto this
R�senfeld suddenly speaks in several echoey ghostly tones at once	"To banish.. the beast... break the gate!"
Thicket	"Break?"
Rose	don't!!!
R�senfeld	"...The circle, it's a portal! destroy it!"
Thicket	"ooooooh" Thicket casts Meteor
Drufle (GM)	The termagant takes a feeble sweep at the chains. Thicket raises her hands into the air, and brings them down with terrifying force
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+6( 12 )+6 = 18
R�senfeld	"feeble"
Thicket	a meteor drops onto the runes
Drufle (GM)	I gave him 3 banes!
Thicket	where are the banes? Rose looks longingly still at the light
R�senfeld	yeah did you actually? lol
H. Knight	I should have punched him in the face
Drufle (GM)	He has 3 boons, naturally.
R�senfeld	XDDD
Thicket	oh of course well he's not out of this fast enough that meteor is hitting EVERYTHING in that area
Drufle (GM)	His swipe is in vain, as the circle suddenly vanishes with him, a small lump of horrid flesh left hanging in the air.
R�senfeld	yeah, bonk it on the head on its way out, i fucikgn approve
Thicket	"Phew..." Rose looks pained R�senfeld 's eyes flicker back into normal as teh danger passes and the spirit calms down
Thicket	"That went much better than it had any right to"
R�senfeld	it really did thanks gm
Drufle (GM)	The energy from the circle backlashes, blasts of sickening light flinging across the room. Rose sits down in a corner Thicket covers her eyes
R�senfeld	"Um.. Thicket, do you mind unbinding me from this spot, now?"
H. Knight	finally not having to deal with squirming monster, HK falls to his kneews *knees
Thicket	"Are you calm now?"
H. Knight	"So many lives were lost for my ineptitude..."
Thicket	"Seriously calm? no more of that...entity"
R�senfeld	"I was never any danger to you... my uh, friend, doesn't harm those around me, it's just a bit creepy."
Thicket	"Alright..."
Drufle (GM)	A faint yellow glow emanates from the area; the coffins, spikes, the stone itself is glowing with the remaining energy. R�senfeld doesn't consider extremely horrifying things that dangerous Rose hugs her leggs
Thicket	"I uh...I do not have the ability to actually remove the roots"
R�senfeld	....
Thicket	"Just wait a few seconds and they'll wither on their own" R�senfeld bashes them in with a staff
Thicket	"That works too" Thicket pulls up her notes and writes down what happened here
Drufle (GM)	The lump of bony flesh withers and wiggles on the ground, dissolving without its source. Rose reaches one last time for the energy
Thicket	"For future reference, if we ever see something like this again..." "Just...you know what to do" Rose opens coffin to try and capture some of the glow H. Knight is still angsting about the hideous consequences of all this Thicket sits down on the ground, sighing
Drufle (GM)	The corpse inside is glowing with yellow energy, but the energy is fading quite fast.
Rose	can i harvest it?
R�senfeld	"We should've been braven than this.. We cost a lot of people their lives." R�senfeld closes his eyes solemnly
Thicket	"I feel partially responsible"
Drufle (GM)	You have no way to contain the energy, you can take parts of the corpse if you so wish.
Thicket	"I saw the creature, I should have done something"
R�senfeld	"Guess we should have a look at those interesting coffins though, huh. Anything interesting there, Rose?"
Rose	i'll take some bone, always comes in handy for mking things
Thicket	can I make an int or wis check to figure out if the corpses have any relation to this?
R�senfeld	what IS up with these coffins anyway are they unique?
Drufle (GM)	The corpses? Which ones, the impaled guys?
Thicket	the coffins
Drufle (GM)	Oh, sure, go ahead.
Thicket	int or wis?
Drufle (GM)	And yes, these coffins are the primary holdings for the actual family leaders. WIS. Thicket: Will Challenge Roll 21 okay then more notes for my journal
R�senfeld	oh THAT's where your luck went
Drufle (GM)	These corpses had no actual doing with what was going on, they've just been infused with the backlash of energy from the portal.
R�senfeld	it ran away ffrom the fight :P
Drufle (GM)	ZING
Thicket	yeeeup sigh well either way, I write down the effects
Drufle (GM)	The corpse in this coffin is similarly dressed to the one in Rose's. R�senfeld coughs up a bit of residual blood from having been impaled a few hours prior
Drufle (GM)	Hours?
R�senfeld	minutes?
Drufle (GM)	Dude, the walk here was like 5 minutes, tops.
R�senfeld	i dunno how fat we went
Rose	seconds
Thicket	I don't have any more berries
R�senfeld	oh ok minutes
Drufle (GM)	:P It was literally a block from where you found the termagant.
R�senfeld	oh right you did say derp
Thicket	this fight would have gone a lot worse without the GM's mercy
R�senfeld	let's examine the coffins for loot
Thicket	and there will still be pretty bad consequences
Drufle (GM)	There was 0 chance of you winning in a direct fight.
R�senfeld	lmao diff 250? we'd have wiped
Drufle (GM)	I guarantee you.
Rose	who would i ask as to why the portal also affected fey?
R�senfeld	he did 20 mg to me in one swipe
Thicket	how fast is a tarmagent?
Drufle (GM)	He does 6d6+2 damage with every hit.
H. Knight	it would have gone a lot better if rose had been allowed to see more of the surroundings
R�senfeld	dmg*
Drufle (GM)	12 speed.
Thicket	okay so slowing him would have allowed us to run
Drufle (GM)	He also gets to go before you guys.
H. Knight	I thought this whole thing was a corridor!
Rose	yep same
Drufle (GM)	Yeah sorry, I didn't think about her being in the doorway. HK wouldn't have known either way, but Rose should've known that. Also termagants can attack two people at once.
Rose	who would i ask as to why the portal also affected fey?
Thicket	are there still runes on the ground? can I copy them into my notebook?
Drufle (GM)	A local scholar/magician, and yes, Thicket.
Thicket	alright I do so
Drufle (GM)	As to Ruse's earlier question. Rose gos to leave
R�senfeld	welp, checking coffins for loot
H. Knight	also I am going to have to get you a fancy spellbinding circle prop
Thicket	can I know why this effected Fae?
R�senfeld	it's like... payign for my medical bills
Drufle (GM)	There isn't a ton on this guy.
R�senfeld	this one?
Drufle (GM)	Some jewelry and stuff, but no magic items. Ah, ok, we're gonna open that coffin. Cool.
R�senfeld	yes, we are all the coffins
Drufle (GM)	Inside this coffin is the glowing, mangled body of Roy.
Thicket	uhhh
H. Knight	D:
R�senfeld	"Wha...
Thicket	seriously?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
R�senfeld	"Roy.. What!!!"
H. Knight	fucking bus crash mate Rose turns around
Thicket	"What...oh no..." "What happened to her?" H. Knight rushes over H. Knight shuts down Rose pokes at corpse
Drufle (GM)	Man, I'm glad I kept this sad track on hand.
(From Thicket)	I'm just waiting for the "April Fools"
Rose	???
(To Thicket)	I am entirely serious.
(From Thicket)	that was yesterday though
(From Thicket)	well alright Rose turns to carry on
R�senfeld	"How did she even end up here? The poor child."
Thicket	"She was so adorable though..." can I like...sense magic or something?
H. Knight	REAL HUMAN TEARS LEAK OUT OF HK's EYE
Drufle (GM)	You are a mage, you have that spell.
Thicket	wait I do? cool beans I cast that
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, it's a basic spell. Level 0.
Thicket	it is a spell I didn't write down but that's fine
Drufle (GM)	Unfortunately, it doesn't tell you what's going on, just whether or not there are magical effects.
Thicket	still better than nothing R�senfeld: Perception Challenge Roll 16 i inspect Roy's corpse
Drufle (GM)	And yes, Roy's body is currently coated in magic.
Thicket	"Magic...definitely a lot of magic" Perception Challenge Roll 11
Rose	rolling d20+1( 3 )+1 = 4
Thicket	I'll inspect as well
Rose	i see nothing
Drufle (GM)	Roy is carrying her usual things- her books, magical focus, etc- but she also has a slate inscribed with runes similar to the ones on the circle.
R�senfeld	oh no is it she who tried the experiment Thicket picks up the slate Rose hugs herself and looks in the distance
Thicket	more examining more wis rolls? or is this int this isn't will magic, I don't think
Drufle (GM)	The slate is nothing magical itself, and you don't know the language.
R�senfeld	wait is it high archaic
Thicket	so its not High Archaeic
Drufle (GM)	It's Dark speech, before you ask.
R�senfeld	oh
Thicket	ah yeah I definitely do not know that can I roll Int to figure anything out about this?
Drufle (GM)	Sure, one bane. Thicket: Intellect Challenge Roll -2
Drufle (GM)	Wow. Thicket is far too sad to think. Thicket draws a complete and total blank R�senfeld not being able to look at the scene any longer moves to the next coffin Thicket shakes her head and puts the slate away R�senfeld hesitates before opening this one, but eventually does
Thicket	"Its a real shame..."
Drufle (GM)	I'll spare you the work, the other two coffins are more mundane nobles, covered in some nice jewelry.
Thicket	shall we sell the jewelry?
R�senfeld	ok well i'm not looting jewellery off of corpses
Rose	"what ever"
Thicket	oh NOW you won't H. Knight turns on again and picks up roy's body
R�senfeld	i'm a paladin!
Drufle (GM)	He's Changed (TM).
Thicket	of course
R�senfeld	it's been a long time since I was a dirty street urchin
H. Knight	and he just. walks out
Thicket	Thicket has no quarlms with looting though
Rose	rose takes gold
Thicket	she likes the jewels Rose takes gold
Thicket	qualms
R�senfeld	so i guess golurk has too much school and stuff huh
Thicket	seems that way
Drufle (GM)	Something like that, yes.
H. Knight	poor widdle bunny
Thicket	School killed him
H. Knight	poor widdle wabbit Rose turns to leave R�senfeld sighs
R�senfeld	"Let's get out of here."
Thicket	what are these jewels worth, Drufle?
Drufle (GM)	Well, regardless, you guys are level 5 now! Congratulations!(?)
R�senfeld	"Yvonne can tell us about that tablet"
Thicket	"I certainly hope so"
R�senfeld	"She has connections"
Drufle (GM)	The jewelry is worth about 60 gc total.
H. Knight	I think I'm level 4 now
Thicket	HOLY
R�senfeld	wow
Thicket	yes pls
Drufle (GM)	5, HK.
Thicket	split 4-way then?
H. Knight	ok thanks
Drufle (GM)	Did you never level to 4?
H. Knight	nope
Drufle (GM)	Oh.
H. Knight	never wrote a reason why!
Thicket	everyone gets 15 GC
H. Knight	you said we had to
R�senfeld	I think i will do lvl 5 mid-week
Drufle (GM)	Well, alright.
R�senfeld	can't be bothered with it atm :P
Thicket	mark that down
Drufle (GM)	That's it for today, then.
Thicket	right so, leveling up for both Thicket and Drumun
Drufle (GM)	Gotta give me some sweet story for Drumun.
Thicket	he's training in the forest
Drufle (GM)	And HK, didn't we decide that your work with the halfling armorsmith was your level 4 story?
Thicket	becoming truely Zen so he can gain control over the beast
H. Knight	that's what I wanted but you never actually said "yes ok that's fine"
Drufle (GM)	Oh. Well it is, you can do that.
R�senfeld	ew... my other char's spells are still gone
H. Knight	okeydokey
R�senfeld	i forgot about that fuck
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, we'll have to fix them, Sol.
Thicket	lets see level 5 is an advancement for the first job, right?
Drufle (GM)	+2 HP, another spell/tradition, and Counterspell. For Mages. Counterspell isn't nearly as powerful as the pathfinder version, but is actually a lot better.
Thicket	I'll need to read what those do
Drufle (GM)	In pathfinder, you have to have the exact same spell they're using to counter it, and doing so cancels the spell entirely. Here it just gives them a bane on their roll, but you don't need to know what they're casting.
Thicket	power +1 hell yeah
Drufle (GM)	Warriors somehow get even better. +5 health, +1 DEF, and combat expertise.
H. Knight	what's rogues for rose
Drufle (GM)	+3 health, dirty tricks, and rogue cunning.
Thicket	I'm up to 20 health, yay
Drufle (GM)	Dirty tricks gives you +1d6 damage whenever you hit with 1 or more boons. And Rogue cunning lets you use trickery twice a round. For EO purposes.
H. Knight	noice
Drufle (GM)	Oh, Ruse! We can do yours pretty fast. First off, you get Divine strike, which is amazing. Whenever you use prayer, in addition to adding 1 boon, they also do 1d6 more damage. Unfortunately that only affects weapons, though. And you get another spell, I highly recommend a rank 3 one.
Thicket	aw...I didn't get to use my custom spell
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, that's all for this week, I gotta start packing; as usual, if anyone has any questions about plot things or levelling, just ask in telegram.
H. Knight	okey
Thicket	I'll just grab a normal spell this time, I think
H. Knight	thanks for letting us survive this shitshow of our own devising!
Rose	Thanks
R�senfeld	haha yeah thanks for that
Drufle (GM)	:P
Thicket	many many thanks Thicket lives another day, and that makes me happy
R�senfeld	is that everything that changes? my power level, and i get a spell, and i get divine strike?
Rose	though i think my character may be a little more mentally messed up now
Drufle (GM)	And a bit of health, Ruse.
R�senfeld	how much?
Drufle (GM)	But yes, that's all otherwise. 4.
R�senfeld	ooh that lets me set my HR to 7 right? it's 1/4 of my health? which rounded down is 7?
Drufle (GM)	Yes. Alright, out I go.
R�senfeld	cya!
Drufle (GM)	Questions to telegram!