Drufle (GM)	im not even going to try and remember what number this is, but i think it's like 12 or so?
Thicket	close enough
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, he's a slight issue. But so are all the other things. So, first things first.
Thicket	I notice one balista that isn't engulfed in flames can we loot that?
Drufle (GM)	You're currently standing in the middle of a still-flaming field. Loot? What would you loot from a ballista?
Thicket	dunno rope??? bolts?
Wari	run after the demon duh
Thicket	ride it into battle like a noble steed
Drufle (GM)	They aren't exactly fast things. I wouldn't bother.
Thicket	give it to Rose; a +1 Bow crossbow, sorry
Drufle (GM)	Very large crossbow. Well, at least the fire probably won't kill you.
Rose	so can I shoot it
Drufle (GM)	The demon?
Thicket	I think he'll have left by the time we get to the ballista
Drufle (GM)	He's faster than any of you, I believe. He's also not on the map.
Thicket	we waited too long trying to figure out what to do like, 2 to 3 weeks or something
Drufle (GM)	Well, Caecras is to the east(?) of here, not too far off.
Thicket	gave him a headstart
Rose	oh well. marshmallows anyone?
Drufle (GM)	Whichever direction the demon was going.
Thicket	darn, I forgot to bring any I should've anticipated a bonfire
Drufle (GM)	You throw fire everywhere you go. You should always anticipate bonfires.
Thicket	can we buy marshmellows?
Drufle (GM)	Pretty sure they aren't invented.
Thicket	D"
Drufle (GM)	Also, the city is burning.
Thicket	D:
Drufle (GM)	Aren't gonna find much in the way of vendors right now.
Thicket	fiiiine I guess we'll have to run after the demon
Drufle (GM)	Righto.
Rose	really?
Thicket	I still have a Fireball left I will use it without question
Drufle (GM)	Unfortunately, due to his higher speed, the demon leaves your sight quite quickly- the trail of black goo he leaves behind, the only sign of his path.
Thicket	is the goo flamable?
Drufle (GM)	Every now and then, you continue to hear the horrible roar from the east.
Thicket	will it act like a fuse?
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead, try to burn it.
Thicket	sure that's just a control fire I think Thicket drops a small spark onto the black goo Thicket then steps back
Drufle (GM)	The black goo sucks in the flame and turns red for a few seconds before reverting to its original state.
Thicket	hmmm Thicket considers throwing a Fireball at the black ooze
Rose	fun times can I have some goo
Drufle (GM)	Man, I know you're trying to be a scientist and all, but geez. Uh, sure? You can bottle some up.
Thicket	I'm not actually throwing my fireball
Rose	yay. colourchanging makeup
Thicket	ummm test its toxicity first also do I have any bottles?
Rose	not for me silly
Drufle (GM)	The ooze is thick and viscous, and also a bit grainy.
Thicket	ah, of course I have a waterskin
Rose	full coverage
Thicket	I mean, I won't need that anytime soon right?
Drufle (GM)	I like that we're playing with demonic cosmetics while an entire city is being exploded.
Thicket	we have priorities
Rose	not my city
Drufle (GM)	True and true.
Thicket	and its not like anyone trusts a Fae in that city anyways
Rose	unless she is on her back ...
Drufle (GM)	Wari is just being very quiet, staring in wonderment at the goo shenanigans.
Thicket	but yeah, I'll put some goo in my waterskin
Wari	Wari is playing a round of solitaire
Thicket	actually, I'll poor the water out onto the goo first to see what happens
Drufle (GM)	Ruse is baffled into silence.
Wari	poor water
Thicket	I'll get a new waterskin, they're cheep
Wari	"We all have our own ways of coping, man"
Thicket	cheap
Drufle (GM)	The goop turns a clear blue for a few seconds.
Thicket	neat
Rose	yay
Drufle (GM)	Ruse is probably going to ignore your nonsense and just keep walking or running towards the city.
Wari	is it trying to mimic whatever it touches
Rose	lets bleed someone and see what hapens
Thicket	I will definitely put as much as I can into this waterskin
Drufle (GM)	Nyoooooooooom
Thicket	can Dryads, or Fae in general, bleed?
Rose	? but humans do
Drufle (GM)	Fae possibly, Dryads definitely not.
Thicket	darn sorry Rose
Rose	should we go get one
Wari	i KNEW they were tree people
Drufle (GM)	It depends on the interpretation but usually they're kind of tree-ish.
Thicket	can I cut a piece of my hair and drop it into the goo? or whatever grows out the top of my head
Wari	can we just get moving tho this map hurts me eyes
Thicket	we're walking while we're doing this, of course
Wari	there'll be plenty of goo along the way
Rose	i have that poison. should i poor that into it. if the demon is still attached it should get poisoned
Thicket	the demon flies, I think which is unfortunate
Rose	damn
Drufle (GM)	I can move to the next map, but that is going to be in Caecras.
Rose	why?
Drufle (GM)	So unless we're making a real move towards the city I can't quite do that.
Rose	goo is so much fun Thicket cuts a small piece of hair off with her rapier and drops it into the goo
Rose	and we stay allive
Thicket	I'm going to take this chance to make an int check too
Drufle (GM)	I can hide the horrible yellow blob. Thicket: Intellect Challenge Roll 18 oh neat SCIENCE
Drufle (GM)	The goo is thick and murky, and when you drop your... hair? into it, the leafy stuff is absorbed rapidly, and the goo turns greenish and hardens slightly.
Thicket	neat
Drufle (GM)	The goop seems to be replicating the properties of whatever it touches, which is probably why the giant demon monster flies.
Thicket	good to know
Rose	??? Thicket writes this down in her notebook
Rose	that makes no sence
Wari	"hey, what happens if you stuff holy garbage in it"
Thicket	"I do not know. Hey, Rusenfeld" "Do you have any holy material?"
Drufle (GM)	I wasn't kidding, Ruse is long gone.
Thicket	"Ruse, waaaaait!"
Drufle (GM)	He has no intention of goofing around while his holy city burns.
Thicket	"We need to knoooow!" Thicket runs off after him
Wari	follow that zealot
Drufle (GM)	To the city! Wow. that is way louder than I intended it to be.
Wari	jjust as well as I had bruno mars drowning it out
Drufle (GM)	Um...
Thicket	oh HK is here
Drufle (GM)	I'm gonna have to reload the sheet for a second.
Thicket	where did Wari go?
Wari	woohoo double cha-ohhhh
Thicket	surprise, Wari is HK
Drufle (GM)	For some reason, all the character sheets disappeared.
Thicket	D:
Drufle (GM)	They're back now. The three of you arrive at the front gates of Caecras, where things look... bad. Hordes of beastmen crowd the streets, and the occasional demon flies through the air.
Rose	oh well. nice knwing you. where is the next city
Thicket	"Well, I predict that this will not go well for this city" "A shame too...I liked the library"
Wari	"you ain't going anywhere, missy! you're in this shit along with us!"
Rose	who, me?
Thicket	???
Wari	"yeah, you"
Thicket	one half of this conversation is OOC
Drufle (GM)	The great HK is standing over a pile of fomor corpses, and in the distance you see numerous city guards in combat with other still-living beastmen.
Thicket	the other is in character
Rose	i don't do speech marks. I'm allways in character lol x
Thicket	Wari is talking directly to sam
Wari	I just accept that rose has no time to hit the quote key
Thicket	fair enough Thicket rubs her hands together, making them warm
Drufle (GM)	It's also very hard to see, but Ruse and Yvonne are desperately trying to fend off a huge bugbear and his warg cronies.
H. Knight	"Okay. What. The Hell. Did You Do."
Thicket	"Well, let us get to work" Rose waves at the battling guards
Thicket	"What makes you think we did this?"
Drufle (GM)	There's Yvonne's nice art, also.
Thicket	also wow look at Yvonne beautiful
Rose	nice artwork
Wari	golurk art gives me life
Drufle (GM)	I wasn't really able to make a headshot out of it for a nice pog so I just used the whole thing. She is currently a level 6 Magician/Psychic, and is trying very hard not to die.
Wari	well I suppose we'd better get in there
Thicket	chaaaaarge
Wari	"HUAAAAAAAGH!!!" Rose puts expensive arrows back into her bag and pulls out ALOT of cheap ones
Drufle (GM)	The wargs immediately turn around at the sound of shouting.
Rose	not wasting my pretty ones
Thicket	lock on target
Rose	i should be able to shoot everything from here Wari bumrushes the warg on the left
Thicket	I'll cast a spell, I think
Drufle (GM)	Turn order guys, turn order!
Thicket	oh right
Wari	Give us the queue
Thicket	what do?
Drufle (GM)	Who's going fast?
Wari	me
Thicket	I'm here might as well
Rose	slow i need to stretch
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead, Wari.
Thicket	"Hold up a second Wari"
Drufle (GM)	Erk
Thicket	oh my fucking god I hope you like getting burned buddy
Drufle (GM)	RAGEPUNCHING
Wari	wari doesn't listen to anything you say
Drufle (GM)	Well, go ahead then! Wari: Battleaxe Attack 16 Damage 5 ...is that right
Drufle (GM)	No clue, I never use the macros.
Wari	remind me how to do a manual one again
Thicket	it looks like you rolled wtih 2 boons...
Drufle (GM)	Should just be 1d20+STR+whatever boons you have.
Thicket	aaaaand
Wari	I really should just copypasta the equation
Thicket	yeah that looks right
Wari	oh okay then
Drufle (GM)	Well, it's a hit!
Thicket	can you like, push him a little?
Drufle (GM)	It does a whole 3 damage to the warg.
Thicket	also what mode am I in I don't remember
Drufle (GM)	No idea.
Thicket	I'll say Air for now
Drufle (GM)	Well, you're going fast, yes? Thicket forms a molten rock in her hands
Thicket	1 yard radius...bah I'll just hit the guy on the left square in the face
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead.
Rose	what IS THIS THING
Thicket	its automatic, with an AGI save
Drufle (GM)	A bugbear headhunter. rolling d20+2 ( 20 )+2 = 22
Thicket	rolling 2d6+2( 3 + 2 )+2 = 7
Rose	FRIEND?
Thicket	YES oh wait
Drufle (GM)	Definitely not a friend.
Rose	oh good
Thicket	that was not the roll I thought it was
Drufle (GM)	Well, I save.
Thicket	okay I rolled...a 7
Drufle (GM)	Half damage?
Thicket	yeah damn it my rolls
Drufle (GM)	The warg quickly dodges to the side, getting a bit of his arm singed. Thicket hurls a molten rock, hitting the ground beneath the warg
Drufle (GM)	Or his foot. Also the foot.
Thicket	I mean I think I would hit the ground if I missed or...he dodged I can't "miss" only be evaded
Wari	you should know attacks have an arbitrary cutoff range :P
Thicket	its medium range!
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne's gonna try a thing.
Rose	oooh!
Thicket	stop that bugbear
Wari	hope it's a nice thing
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3+1d6( 12 )+3+( 1 ) = 16 Oh shit it worked.
Wari	please don't die you're the only person here wari actually likes
Thicket	nice :( you don't like Thicket? grr
Wari	wari is just an unpleasant person
Wari	it's not personal to you
Drufle (GM)	The air around Yvonne pulses and bends, and the bugbear suddenly seizes up as chains of energy shackle him to the ground.
Thicket	nice
Rose	i can always show you really unpleasant!
Thicket	yes Rose we know
Wari	later
Drufle (GM)	She can only keep this up for five rounds, and it'll take all her concentration to do so.
Thicket	still though
Rose	where is bear?
Drufle (GM)	Ruse is gonna step back and shoot one of the wargs.
Thicket	bugbear is our of the battle for a moment
Wari	oh well I know what I'm doing next
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+1( 13 )+1 = 14
Rose	i know its in range, and i have a rough idea where it is , so can i volley it?
Drufle (GM)	rolling 3d6-3( 6 + 5 + 2 )-3 = 10
Thicket	okay, we're getting somewhere
Drufle (GM)	Ruse looses a glowing-white bolt that pierces the warg's back, pulsing with power. Monster turns!
Rose	i know its in range, and i have a rough idea where it is , so can i volley it?
Drufle (GM)	HK's in the way, you don't have LOS.
Rose	i don't need it to volley i mjust need him to point
Drufle (GM)	Well, you can give that a shot with 1 bane on your turn. First off, warg time. This right warg is gonna bite at Wari. I say bite, it's actually a battleaxe. Do you have light or heavy armor, Wari?
Wari	"you couldn't bite through a wet tissue, ya mutt!"
Drufle (GM)	Or medium, I guess?
Thicket	well, that's why they arn't biting
Wari	aughh here we go
Thicket	I think Wari is medium
Wari	now OFFICIALLY Wari has always worn medium
Thicket	oh right that
Wari	I mmean brigandine but we changed reality at one point through our own delusion
Drufle (GM)	Brigandine is light armor.
Wari	so she's been taking heavy armor damage reduction
Drufle (GM)	Medium armor is chainmail or scale plate.
Wari	I SUPPOSE we'd better start playing this poroperly
Drufle (GM)	Light armor it is, then.
Thicket	oh this is going to hurt
Wari	and if she lives she's looting SOMETHING better
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3+1d6( 6 )+3+( 6 ) = 15 Hit, I imagine.
Thicket	eeeeesssh
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6+1( 6 )+1 = 7 That's including the DR.
Wari	yeowch
Thicket	I would like to point out I used Oak Hide prior to this fight because that is scary
Drufle (GM)	Fair enough.
Thicket	actually wait, that's 1d6 +2 huh
Drufle (GM)	Other warg is gonna go punch Yvonne!
Thicket	oh noooo
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3-1d6( 8 )+3-( 1 ) = 10
Thicket	oh that is a lot of ouch
Drufle (GM)	And misses terribly, as Yvonne motions a hand towards him and raises a shield.
Thicket	or was that the attack roll? oh well good
Wari	yeah that was to hit
Thicket	I thought that was damage and freaked out
Drufle (GM)	Off to the side, some fomors stab at some rando guards.
Thicket	but I am overreacting
Drufle (GM)	Slow turns!
Rose	marking bear thingy that HK is pointing to. trick shot and dirty shot
Drufle (GM)	I should point out that the bugbear is currently defenseless due to the chains. His DEF is at 5 and he can't make saving throws.
Rose	wtf
Thicket	:o
Drufle (GM)	Well, physical saving throws. He can still do WIL/INT ones.
Thicket	ehehehehe
Drufle (GM)	Fire away, and add your bane from volleying.
H. Knight	rolling 1d20( 11 ) = 11 aha
Rose	rolling d20+2+1d6k1( 5 )+2+( 4 ) = 11
Drufle (GM)	Hit, roll damage.
Rose	rolling 3d6+1( 1 + 5 + 4 )+1 = 11 yay
Drufle (GM)	8 damage it is, then.
Thicket	what is our luck what is Medium range again? and what's Short range?
Drufle (GM)	short is 5, medium is 20 not feet though, tiles. Careful when measuring things with the ruler.
Thicket	oh, I think the bugbear is just in range
Drufle (GM)	aka 25 feet for short, 100 feet for medium. So, top of the round! Who's going fast?
Thicket	I will I'm hurling another Meteor right here
Drufle (GM)	Righto.
Rose	fast for me
Thicket	that hits both of them, I think
Drufle (GM)	Indeed.
H. Knight	HK shall get out of your way first
Thicket	I'll roll, once or twice?
Drufle (GM)	Once.
Thicket	rolling 2d6 + 2( 3 + 1 )+2 = 6 fuck you dice
Drufle (GM)	Warg'll try to avoid it. rolling d20+2 ( 12 )+2 = 14
Thicket	I really hate these dice right now
Drufle (GM)	6 to the bugbear, 3 to the warg. Rose, do you want to go now?
Rose	ok
Thicket	can I check to see how the guards off to the side are doing? gauge is they're winning or losing
Rose	am i still hitting with the -1?
Drufle (GM)	They're holding their own for the moment. If you're going for another volley, yes you have the bane.
Rose	rolling d20+2+1dk1( 6 )+2+1 = 9
Drufle (GM)	Hit on the bugbear.
Thicket	its a really good thing he's chained
Rose	rolling 3d6+1( 3 + 6 + 1 )+1 = 11
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, I didn't actually expect that to work.
Thicket	I wish I could make any useful roll
Drufle (GM)	Another 8 damage off Mr. Bear.
Rose	another 11
Drufle (GM)	Wari?
H. Knight	ok I gotta ask what's HK doing here and do I have control
Drufle (GM)	He's here because you said you wanted to play as him for this adventure.
H. Knight	...alright then
Drufle (GM)	You can control him, sure.
H. Knight	I won't look a gift centaur in the mouth
Drufle (GM)	Make up for the fact that Sol isn't around.
H. Knight	thank you :D okay so can I charge the warg wari is fighting
Drufle (GM)	Sure.
H. Knight	ok then so that's one bane? and 2 boons?
Drufle (GM)	Sounds right.
H. Knight	righto
Drufle (GM)	And however much crazy damage you'll be doing. H. Knight: THROW/PUNCH/KICK Attack 21 Damage 9 oof
Thicket	what is with our rolls
H. Knight	is that an extra d6 damage?
Drufle (GM)	Definitely a hit, add another 1d6 to that damage.
H. Knight	ok good rolling 1d6 ( 4 ) = 4
Thicket	phew H. Knight charges in and clotheslines the warg
Drufle (GM)	Instead of clotheslining him, you straight-up decapitate him.
H. Knight	oh okay
Drufle (GM)	He is mega dead.
Wari	"SWEET FUCK HK"
H. Knight	"What?"
Thicket	well that's one down Thicket is slowly getting more and more upset that nothing has burst into fllames
Drufle (GM)	HK just kinda trots up and single-handedly destroys a man. Is Wari going to go fast? Or slow?
Rose	give me time. I'm filling one with arrows atm
H. Knight	oh yeah slow I think
Drufle (GM)	Alright, monster fast turn! The bugbear hears what's going on behind him and is slowly sweating.
Thicket	what is Ruse doing?
Wari	"Okay, I'll take the wolf down main street, you take the harbor"
Drufle (GM)	Also bleeding from all the arrows in his back.
H. Knight	"As You Wish, Ma'am"
Drufle (GM)	Ruse is gonna stand on the sidelines to offer support if necessary. The other warg is going to again try to attack Yvonne. rolling d20+3 ( 13 )+3 = 16
Rose	can i shoot again yet? its clear now
Thicket	oh no
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6+1( 4 )+1 = 5
Thicket	oh noooo
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20-d6( 8 )-( 2 ) = 6 rolling d20+2 ( 4 )+2 = 6
Thicket	I feel that might be bad
Drufle (GM)	As the warg's axe grazes Yvonne, she lets out a horrendous scream that splits the ears. rolling d6 ( 3 ) = 3 Both the warg and bugbear take 3 damage and can't do anything next round.
Thicket	wut the hell??? Yvonne??? Wari 's ears are ringing
Thicket	what are you???
Drufle (GM)	Psychic scream! It's the level 6 Psychic talent.
Rose	can i let go f this dow string yet
H. Knight	Black Canary, clearly :P
Drufle (GM)	Slow player turns!
H. Knight	rose sez she went fast
Drufle (GM)	So nobody, so top of the round then. Since all the monsters went fast too.
Thicket	wasn't wari going slow?
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait, was she?
Thicket	I thought so
H. Knight	and yes she was
Thicket	she didn't do anything in the fast round
Rose	rose has
Drufle (GM)	Let Wari go, then.
Rose	rose went fast and did 8 damage.
Drufle (GM)	Whoop, there she goes. Wari shuffles on over to the warg and casts RESOUNDING ATTACK
Rose	and she is ready to unleash fletched hell Wari: Battleaxe Attack 14 Damage 5
Drufle (GM)	Hit on the warg.
Wari	god I don't like thise macros
Drufle (GM)	That's why I don't generally use them. They're good for early learning, but once you know the system it's usually better to do it yourself. Anyway, 3 damage! Don't you need to roll another d6, though?
Thicket	"You all seem to have this under control"
Wari	rolling 1d6( 6 ) = 6
Drufle (GM)	Righto, another 5 then. Wari rushes up from behind and plants an axe right in the warg's skull. He collapses to the ground.
Rose	should my arrows have done an extra d6 then?
Thicket	"I'll leave that bear-looking creature to you"
Drufle (GM)	No, it's a warrior thing.
Rose	oh
Wari	"Yvonne!" You Okay, girl?" Yvonne Lariel is panting and coughing, still trying to hold the bugbear in place.
Yvonne Lariel	"Thank the gods you guys finally showed up! What took you so long?"
Wari	"we had to run around a big fire"
Thicket	I am going to assume Thicket can't hear this conversation also uh oh
Yvonne Lariel	"Fire, right, makes sense. Can you please kill this angry bear man before I pass out?"
Wari	"we kinda had a big problem outside" "and sure, yeah!"
Thicket	I feel like she's going to have a stern word with Thicket later Thicket calls out
Drufle (GM)	Right then, now it's top of the round.
Thicket	"Do you need help killing the bear creature?"
Rose	rolling d20+2+2d6k1( 13 )+2+( 1 + 5 ) = 20
Yvonne Lariel	"Any help would be cough greatly appreciated!"
Drufle (GM)	Hit, roll damage.
Rose	well that's defo a hit rolling 6d6+1 ( 4 + 3 + 2 + 4 + 4 + 1 )+1 = 19
Drufle (GM)	And then do your EO. Wait, what????
Rose	half that sorry
Thicket	uhhh
Rose	rolling 3d6+1( 6 + 2 + 6 )+1 = 15
Thicket	oh well
Drufle (GM)	Geez, what kind of monster-slaying arrow was that. 12 damage it is!
Thicket	is it dead?
Rose	and then my second on
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
Thicket	how bad does it look?
Drufle (GM)	He is so full of arrows.
Rose	rolling d20+2+2d6k1( 13 )+2+( 4 + 3 ) = 19
Drufle (GM)	It's kinda hard to tell, considering he can't move or do anything. Hit, roll damage without trickery.
Rose	rolling 3d6+1( 6 + 6 + 6 )+1 = 19
Thicket	wtf
Drufle (GM)	Motherfucker, Rose.
Thicket	why
Rose	i get it twice
Wari	cuz of level 5? or something
Rose	rougue cunning
Thicket	is she the only person who can roll well enough to make a damn difference
Drufle (GM)	Oh yeah, you're right.
Rose	hell slayer
Drufle (GM)	Rose, somehow from the other side of the battlefield, lets loose two arrows and splits the bugbear's skull in twain. Rose looks pretty smug
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne sighs and the chains around the bugbear vanish.
Thicket	I have done one useful thing as Thicket and that ended in summoning a demon
Wari	Your fireballs are bad and you should feel bad! Yvonne Lariel yells over to Rose.
Rose	you all owe me arrows
Yvonne Lariel	"NICE SHOT"
Wari	woopwoopwoopwoopwoop
Thicket	why the fuck am I even here
Drufle (GM)	For that sweet, sweet DR-ignoring damage.
Thicket	yes all fucking 6 of it
Drufle (GM)	I admit, I am starting to see Mopp's point.
Thicket	I can't roll anything
Wari	finally
Thicket	to get any fucking thing done
Drufle (GM)	Even with the DR balancing things in magic's favor, arrows and punches are doing far more damaged.
Thicket	because you keep roll 20s!
Drufle (GM)	Granted that has a lot to do with your obscene rolls, guys. I think luck is just not working in Thicket's favor today. Rose curtsies
Drufle (GM)	This will be some amazing data for the sheet, I can tell.
Thicket	its never been in her favor ever period
Rose	i needed some luck recently x
Yvonne Lariel	"So, uh, that giant floating tar pit and the massive glowing minotaur, those are your fault, I take it?"
Thicket	"I have seen only one of those things"
Wari	"It's Thicky's fault"
Thicket	"Excuse you" "You all were there too"
Rose	can i shoot the other 3 thingies
Thicket	"And none of you had any better ideas"
Wari	"wait what?"
Thicket	the other thingys are dead
Wari	"glowing minotaur??"
Yvonne Lariel	"Right, well, whatever is whose fault, they're kind of sitting in the main square tearing things up." "Yeah, the towering black minotaur? The one with the glowing runes all over it?"
Rose	i can still see 3 things battling guards here
Wari	"We only saw the giant floating tarbaby"
Thicket	"We have only seen the tar demon"
Yvonne Lariel	"Oh, well, there is ALSO a very tall and angry glowing minotaur in the town square." "I guess that one wasn't actually your fault, sorry."
H. Knight	"Can We All Please Concentrate On What is In Front Of Us, Please?"
Thicket	"Okay so..." "Based on my research" H. Knight gazes over at the formors
H. Knight	oh ok
Thicket	"The tar of that demon takes on the properties of whatever it touches"
Drufle (GM)	The fomors are indeed dead, guys.
H. Knight	guys did good work
Drufle (GM)	Hence the little skulls.
Thicket	"That might help if we can find the right material"
Rose	no glasses on
Drufle (GM)	Ah, pardon then.
Thicket	"This also includes fire"
Yvonne Lariel	"That's great, I think... I'm gonna sit down for just a second."
Rose	so we are done here now then Yvonne Lariel sits on a nearby box.
Rose	next village everyone?
Thicket	there are so few other villages this world is kinda going to shit, even without the demons
Rose	no offence but this one is fucked
Thicket	true but like its pretty much the last big city, I think
H. Knight	"We Have To At Least Try To Solve This. If You Make A Mistake And Do Not Correct It, That Is A Second Mistake."
Rose	so smaller ones coud be fun to
Thicket	Drufle, how many cities are there?
Drufle (GM)	Total, in all of Rul? Or just in the general area?
Thicket	"I do not know what you are implying" general area I guess
Rose	in total
Drufle (GM)	Caecras is the only actual city in the area, there are the Free Cities farther to the east, but those are havens of horrible lawlessness and general bad stuff.
Rose	lets not stay too close to this one
H. Knight	sounds like a nice time
Drufle (GM)	And other various cities across the continent of varying size.
Rose	and that sounds perfect
Drufle (GM)	Caecras is by far the largest.
Rose	was...
Thicket	you would be assaulted by pirates constantly in the east
H. Knight	it's now the world's largest rubble pile
Drufle (GM)	The pirates are a problem, yeah.
Rose	hmmmm. sounds like fun. then i would eat them
Drufle (GM)	Well, I'll be honest, I don't have the town square map quite done yet; I expected the fight with the bugbear to take far, far longer.
Rose	pirates are no problem for me when i can take down everything i see with my bow coffee break?
Thicket	I think pirates a bit stronger than fomors
H. Knight	yeah I'm done it's too hot today
Thicket	we can't really continue without Sol
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, alright by me.
H. Knight	everyone take a siesta pull up a pile of bricks
Thicket	I am so damn tired of my horrible rolls I want to do actually damage
Drufle (GM)	Maybe next week you'll get your luck back????
Thicket	fuck, I HAVE a lot of potential damage
H. Knight	better weather through this and get drumun back in
Rose	you dod last time. you blew everything up did
Thicket	against a portal that couldn't move
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, the amount of damage magicians [can] do is absurd. Can being the operative word, I believe.
Rose	the bear didn't move either
Drufle (GM)	I think that's the "balancing" factor here, to be honest.
Thicket	and I fucked it up I only did 6 damage to the bear
Drufle (GM)	Magic has a much higher possible damage cap, but weapons have a higher average damage. So punching and axes and bows will do good damage consistently. Meanwhile, magic [could] demolish an entire group of monsters at once, or give them a little tickle.
Thicket	I can't use fireball because you dopes keep running up next to the enemy before I can throw it
Rose	but we all know the winds of magic are constantly shifting
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, something like that. Magic is very volatile in this world.
Rose	one strong breeze and everything is fucked
Thicket	next time you do that I -WILL- throw the fireball anyways you're well being be damned
Rose	and there are two massive demons in the area soaking it all up
Drufle (GM)	To be fair, only one of them is technically a demon. The other is technically a beastman.
Thicket	we need Beastkiller weapons from fire emblem
Drufle (GM)	Pfffft.
Thicket	and Spirit weapons too for that matter
Rose	bing and glowy= the same to me
H. Knight	oh so there's one demon
Rose	big
H. Knight	and one empowered minotaur? that's unusual
Drufle (GM)	There's the Huge tar demon thing, plus what's known as a Void Bull.
H. Knight	hmmmm
Thicket	fucking void bulls
Rose	leather time
Thicket	void leather?
Rose	why not
Thicket	does that make good armor? or purses? boots maybe?
Rose	human leather isn't so bad
H. Knight	okay before we do anything else
Drufle (GM)	A hulking monstrosity with huge, curved horns, pitch black fur, and fiery runes carved into their flesh.
Thicket	human skin is too thin
H. Knight	Wari is going to loot some heavy armor or at least medium
Drufle (GM)	Pffft. Sure, go take some.
H. Knight	and HK is going to get a fuckining lance
Rose	not if you cure it right. they make great canvases
Thicket	maybe, but not armor
Drufle (GM)	You can find some medium armor, not necessarily heavy.
H. Knight	ok
Rose	bones are good for that
Drufle (GM)	You're in the wrong district for there to be any heavy metal plate around.
Thicket	what did these beastmen have on them?
Rose	laminar style
Drufle (GM)	They all just have hard leather. Beastmen never have more than light armor unless I specifically give them better.
Thicket	now I just...need to figure out what I can do with the demon goo
H. Knight	is scale mail medium
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Thicket	maybe I can redeem myself
H. Knight	kay-oh -1 defense?
Rose	I'm going to get my arrows back out of that things back
Drufle (GM)	Yep.
H. Knight	good call
Thicket	don't arrow heads usually pop off?
Rose	and collect the pelt whilst I'm at it
H. Knight	depend on the arrow some are designed to be re-used
Drufle (GM)	For special ammunition, you can only recover half of what you used. So Sayeth Ye Book.
Rose	i used 1
Drufle (GM)	Oh. Then you can have that one back.
Thicket	rounded up or down?
Rose	final kill shot thanks x
Drufle (GM)	Right then, I guess I'm gonna go eat some lunch.
Thicket	what is even in these stalls?
Drufle (GM)	Fruits and vegetables, I think. As you may have guessed, I didn't make this map.
Rose	are you maing the next one? making
Drufle (GM)	Possibly? I sure have the free time to do so now. Depends on whether or not I want it to look like total garbage.
Next time	The great fight!
H. Knight	you gotta practice
Drufle (GM)	People are probably gonna die.
Rose	can i get some mega bull arrows?
Drufle (GM)	At this point? Definitely not.
H. Knight	you have to kill a mega bull first
Rose	damn
H. Knight	and use its materials to craft them
Drufle (GM)	Aren't exactly many vendors out at the moment.
Thicket	and hope you carve off the right bits
H. Knight	we're in Monster Hunter now
Thicket	or else you'll have to fight like, 10 more
Rose	can i not just break into the places around me and find weapons
H. Knight	Twenty Bull Asses
Drufle (GM)	You can honestly probably extract some exceptional stuff from these monsters.
Thicket	its all vegis and fruit here
Drufle (GM)	I mean, maybe? But it's gonna be like, daggers. MAYBE a short sword.
Rose	what about gold?
Thicket	the beastmen here? or the demon and void bull?
H. Knight	a record-setting bugbear bezoar
Drufle (GM)	The beastmen have spears and battleaxes here. The demon and void bull. These beastmen are plain and boring.
Thicket	can I extract...magic???
Drufle (GM)	We'll see if you survive long enough to find out.
Thicket	step one: throw Fireball at Demon see if it explodes into flame
Rose	can anyone heal rose as well, se is just too proud to ask
H. Knight	On the next episode of SHADOW OF THE DEMON LORD
Rose	she
Drufle (GM)	Oh sure, Ruse has plenty of healing.
Thicket	I've used up all my healing berries
H. Knight	same for wari please
Thicket	And Yvonne she got hit too
Rose	14 out of 35
Thicket	also she's exhasted
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne has her own healing potions, she'll be fine. Let's see here... Both of you heal 1.5 your rate.
Rose	brilliant, thanks
Drufle (GM)	And with that, I'm gonna go. Questions to telegram, as usual.