Drufle (GM)	heyo
Rose	I'm ready to shoot things again now or do I pack my bags and start walking away
Drufle (GM)	:P by the way i went and checked and this is session 14
Rose	oh!
Drufle (GM)	meaning that my early-campaign guess of 2 sessions per level is remarkably accurate
Moppy	isn't that nice
Rose	well that's good
Drufle (GM)	so reasonably speaking this campaign ought to be over in less than 10 sessions
H. Knight	pfft actually no
Rose	so we aint doing soo bad then
H. Knight	10 sessions sounds reasonable but it'll be over twice as many weeks
Drufle (GM)	oh yeah i mean we'll be having a 3-ish week break after this session since the GM will be absent
Rose	are you backing a ballistic vest?
Drufle (GM)	uh no all my kevlar is not in the house
H. Knight	would the security even let him through with one
Drufle (GM)	doubt it
Rose	yep, just not chain mail
H. Knight	oh okay then
Drufle (GM)	but yeah 10 sessions is like 2.5 months so if we can keep things going once i get back
Rose	just put in your luggage and not on you
Drufle (GM)	this might just be over in septemberish
Rose	so wake me up, when September ends
Drufle (GM)	badumtish
H. Knight	i expect december I want an ass-kickin christmas
Horanoven A.	I have been summoned
Drufle (GM)	what a mess this map is
H. Knight	awful diagonals
Drufle (GM)	oh geez thats right you guys cant see behind the shadows
H. Knight	ahhh
Horanoven A.	oh
Sol	eeh
Horanoven A.	that's why this map is so big
H. Knight	lift the fog of war
Horanoven A.	more eeeevil
Drufle (GM)	dont worry about the guys down there theyre fine
H. Knight	are they unreachable background fights R�senfeld does not trust the GM :3
Drufle (GM)	i was going to have them there as a sign of "everybodys fighting dudes not just you" but then i forgot to unhide them
H. Knight	yeah ok
R�senfeld	jk
Drufle (GM)	you have no reason to trust me i am very good at killing (that is a complete unabashed lie)
R�senfeld	or is it?! dun dun dunnnn
H. Knight	who of us would be dead if you had followed the rules more closely
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, might as well start a couple of minutes early.
Horanoven A.	I mean, I don't feel dead
H. Knight	me certainly
R�senfeld	like all o us of*
Drufle (GM)	Retcon: everyone is dead.
Horanoven A.	shit
Drufle (GM)	You were all ghosts all along!
Horanoven A.	welp, time for backups
R�senfeld	"Oh my. I am dead. Rip me." "New god, you have failed me." shhh ruse shut up stay in character
Roy's Medium Summon	so many dead people
H. Knight	ahahahaha
Drufle (GM)	So I went and checked, and this is session 14. We've almost tied with PPP for number of sessions, in fact. I think that one is currently stuck around 16? Nowhere near Pathfinder 2, though. That one was at like 21 when we stopped. Anyway.
Drufle (GM)	Last time, the party arrived at Caecras to see everything was Done Messed Up. Huge holes had been torn in the walls, and hordes of fomors, wargs, and other beastmen were pouring through.
Thicket	I guess we expected that to happen eventually this city was doomed from the start
R�senfeld	YYyyeaahh.. kinda
Drufle (GM)	The massive blobby demon had joined up with a void bull in the center of town, and were wreaking mass destruction.
Thicket	will they perform a fusion dance?
H. Knight	please no
Drufle (GM)	Boy you guys would be like 200% dead if I did that.
Rose	i love dancing
Drufle (GM)	Quick, someone cast horrid joining on them. R�senfeld goes out of character despite sol's instruction in order to facepalm Thicket nods to Ruse, knowingly
H. Knight	one of the void walkers is going to do that aren't they
Drufle (GM)	With the help of Yvonne and some city militia, the party has cleaned out this section of town. Rose starts dancing
Drufle (GM)	Towards the center of town, you can hear the crashes and screams of a massive battle.
R�senfeld	was Yvonne Kung Fu Fightin'?
H. Knight	actually she's a telepath
Drufle (GM)	She was doing concerning well.
Thicket	Yvonne, turns out, is a psychic which is very very powerful
H. Knight	when the gm flaunts the rules :P
Thicket	its very hard to actually defeat her
Roy's Small Summon	she could read all of ruses thoughts
Thicket	she has seduced the GM
Drufle (GM)	Turns out you can do some crazy stuff when you have all the rulebooks memorized front to back.
R�senfeld	I mean, he knows she always knows when he promises to do administrative tasks and never means it
Rose	well one of us girls eventually would have done
R�senfeld	i dunno why she still opts to make tea for us
Drufle (GM)	Oh yeah, and Rose almost single-handedly killed a bugbear.
H. Knight	Sol I should mention that Yvonne cast hold on the bugbear and never let it go
R�senfeld	cor blimey
Drufle (GM)	From way back there.
H. Knight	when she should have after rose shot it once Rose smugly smiles whist still dancing teasingly
H. Knight	not that I am complaining
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, it's also incredible what you can do when you ignore the rules. Anyway!
Thicket	I am, unfortunately, having no luck with my magic and I'm running out of my stronger spells
H. Knight	(don't jinx it)
Drufle (GM)	The center of town is down and to the left.
Rose	wouldn't fey get a bonus when around fey royalty, even iff that person didn't knw it?
R�senfeld	so we should run headlong towards disaster and begin analyzing the situation?
Drufle (GM)	Only if the fey lord knowingly gives them a boon, Rose.
Rose	oh
H. Knight	"Time Runs Short, We Should Press Our Attack."
Drufle (GM)	They don't have a crazy Power Aura that I remember.
Rose	worth a try
Drufle (GM)	To the center of town!
Thicket	"A minor concern, how will we stop those larger creatures?" Wari fucks off to find some real armor
Rose	shoot them
R�senfeld	"Aye." "Minor, indeed. Let's go find out."
Roy's Small Summon	oh my
Thicket	oh dear
R�senfeld	that blob demon?
Drufle (GM)	The party rushes through the streets, weaving around corpses and rubble towards the center of town. Thicket hides behind something
Rose	i thing i will remain just within shooting range
Drufle (GM)	They stop in a wide road, where both of the beasts have come together.
R�senfeld	better not be me you're hiding behind lol
Rose	what at the same time?
Thicket	you are taller than me
H. Knight	lewd
Drufle (GM)	This place is a horrible mess; buildings have collapsed, bodies lie everywhere, and random pieces of rubble lie around.
Thicket	she could hide behind you
R�senfeld	H.K.'s better for that lol
Thicket	well guess where I am then
Roy's Small Summon	thats a big bull man
Drufle (GM)	Rocks lie on the ground, a steeple from a nearby chapel has fallen over, pointing to death everywhere, and yet still people are fighting. Thicket: Perception Challenge Roll 16 anything less obvious around?
R�senfeld	(what's a steeple?)
H. Knight	the pointy tower on a church
Roy's Small Summon	steel people
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, that.
R�senfeld	(thanks)
Roy's Small Summon	wake up! steeple
Drufle (GM)	Thicket doesn't notice anything of particular interest.
Thicket	welp
Drufle (GM)	In fact, Ruse and HK are probably the only ones that would.
H. Knight	...well that's a cue
Thicket	coughrollcough R�senfeld: Perception Challenge Roll 14 H. Knight: Perception Challenge Roll 1
Drufle (GM)	In the meantime, Yvonne quietly walks off to the side for a few moments.
H. Knight	oh lord
Drufle (GM)	HK sees a whole lot of nothing. Ruse, however. Thinks those orcs desperately fighting the blob demon look awfully familiar.
Thicket	holy shit
R�senfeld	"Hmm. These orc look awfully familiar."
Thicket	"Those are orcs?"
R�senfeld	'They are orcs." Rose: Perception Challenge Roll 0
R�senfeld	wow
Thicket	"I thought those were simply guards"
R�senfeld	that's stil borked
Drufle (GM)	Ignore her macros, I'm just looking at her actual rolls. Rose doesn't recognize the orcs, but realizes they are as such, probably. Yvonne quickly returns to the group. H. Knight: Perception Challenge Roll 18 H. Knight stops blinking
R�senfeld	"So, I wonder if these are the group which the church was experimenting with."
Drufle (GM)	If you can remember even one of the orcs' names, I'll give you a free fortune point.
R�senfeld	shit uhhhh brute?
Roy's Small Summon	murder
Drufle (GM)	Nope and nope.
Roy's Small Summon	bone smash man
Thicket	Danny
H. Knight	Bonecruncher
Drufle (GM)	You guys are terrible at this.
R�senfeld	Meatgriner? grinder*
Drufle (GM)	Closer, but still no.
H. Knight	Meathead ohh boy
Drufle (GM)	I'm gonna give each of you two more guesses and then we're just gonna run into combat.
R�senfeld	fuck it i'm done guessing
H. Knight	same I'm so sorry
R�senfeld	maing us try to remember some side char's name randomly
Thicket	Meatbucket
R�senfeld	c'mon man
Drufle (GM)	Fair enough. :P
Thicket	MeatDan
Drufle (GM)	The orcs you met in the barracks were Rawhide, Stench, and Hatred.
H. Knight	there we go
Thicket	to be fair
R�senfeld	give yourself a fortune point, drufle
Roy's Small Summon	my boy hatred
Rose	do i shoot these ones?
Thicket	Only Ruse and HK would have a shot at knowing their names
Drufle (GM)	The fourth guy is actually Meatscarf, the one from the inquisitor killing part.
Thicket	do NOT shoot them they are allies
Rose	but they are orks
R�senfeld	I knew there was Meatsomething
Thicket	they are also helping
R�senfeld	damnit H. Knight hold up a hand to block Rose
Drufle (GM)	Speaking of shooting, it's actual combat time!
Thicket	Orc doesn't mean instant evil
H. Knight	"These Ones Are With Us." Rose looks agitated
Thicket	wrong fantasy
R�senfeld	"Regardless, they are fighting our foes - use advantages where we can get them, if you want to live."
H. Knight	"Now Move!"
Rose	ooooh i love fantasies
H. Knight	gizzus turns
Drufle (GM)	Fey don't necessarily have anything against orcs; trolls are the ones they hate. Who's going fast?
Rose	oh
H. Knight	CHAARGE
Rose	slow for me
R�senfeld	me
Thicket	I go slow
R�senfeld	i'll go fast so i can blesssing no wait is it touch? baaaah
Rose	i take it I'm in range
Drufle (GM)	Still touch, yes.
Thicket	"If I may make a suggestion: Please do not get hit"
Rose	of the big one
R�senfeld	fuck it i'll bless rose
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, you should be in range.
R�senfeld	if she doesn't kill me when i touch her that is
Thicket	"I do not think we can handle these creatures in melee combat"
Drufle (GM)	HK, you can double move if you so wish.
Rose	i'll let you if you pay first this time
Drufle (GM)	As an action.
H. Knight	ok
R�senfeld	uhhh
Rose	i don't offer my services for free
R�senfeld	not that kind of touch
Rose	oh
R�senfeld	thanks tho Yvonne Lariel glares at the two next to her. Rose puts on innocent face Yvonne Lariel sprints ahead towards combat.
Thicket	can you reach Rose and Yvonne with a bless?
H. Knight	Yes Support Would Be Appreciated
R�senfeld	i can reach rose
H. Knight	"Get On!"
Thicket	so I am definitely still in Air Mode
R�senfeld	everybody else ran out o my reach
Thicket	you were going fast though
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne leaps up onto HK's back.
Thicket	you could've gotten them before they left
R�senfeld	they were out of my reach to begin with
Rose	do i go for the big one?
R�senfeld	only rose was next to me
Thicket	1-yard step is a triggered action
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, Ruse was in HK's range but HK wasn't in Ruse's range. He could've only gotten rose or HK.
Thicket	step back behind Rose and Bless her and Yvonne
R�senfeld	GM - request to be allowed to retroactively bless HK instead since rose actually gets plenty of boons
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead. HK, you have +1 boon for 6 rounds.
R�senfeld	using 5-yard step to be in this position
H. Knight	excellent
R�senfeld	and therefore able to touch HK insted
Drufle (GM)	Friendly fast turns!
Rose	but i wanted to be touched. its been soo long.....
Thicket	1 yard, not 5 5 is like...5 tiles
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, sol means 5-foot step.
H. Knight	he's wearing seven-league boots
Drufle (GM)	The classic pathfinder name.
Thicket	ah
R�senfeld	are perception/int rolls an action?
Drufle (GM)	Depends on what you're using them for.
Thicket	"Rose, do you have any sort of acid?"
Drufle (GM)	The general answer is "no".
Rose	i have some of that goo and poison
Thicket	well, Demons can't be poisoned
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4+1d6( 6 )+4+( 5 ) = 15
Thicket	I was asking for acid because that might have hurt the demon a lot
R�senfeld	what do i use to try to find out weaknesses in either demon or the beast?
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4+1d6( 14 )+4+( 6 ) = 24
Rose	sorry, n acid yet
Thicket	dang
H. Knight	oh god what roll was that
Drufle (GM)	Oh, can someone explain to Sol the little experiments you guys did? With the goo.
Thicket	I'm guessing "murder"
H. Knight	ah yes
Thicket	oh yeah the goo
Rose	oooooh
Drufle (GM)	I have rolls to make.
Thicket	the goo demon left a trail of the stuff
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4+1d6( 9 )+4+( 6 ) = 19 rolling d20+4+1d6 ( 18 )+4+( 2 ) = 24
H. Knight	the tar like substance from the demon like, takes on properties of stuff that it contancts
Drufle (GM)	Alright, two hits.
Thicket	we messed around with it and found that it changed into whatever material it touched including less material things, like my fire
Rose	but only for a short time
Thicket	hence why I asked for acid
Drufle (GM)	rolling 4d6( 1 + 5 + 5 + 3 ) = 14
R�senfeld	does this happen to the big blob demon too or is it controlled while the goo is attached?
Drufle (GM)	rolling 4d6( 6 + 6 + 1 + 3 ) = 16
Thicket	no idea the demon might be made entirely of this goo
R�senfeld	should find out by throwing dirt at it
Rose	you could always try and fire ball it supernova style
Thicket	very much yes
H. Knight	if I stab it and it turns into steel, we'll know
Thicket	fire or dirt
R�senfeld	no, because if you throw fire at it and it turns int oa fireball
Thicket	I have a Fireball left
Drufle (GM)	The orcs leap against the goo monster, slashing at it with their weapons desperately, sending slime flying.
R�senfeld	orcs will die instantly
Thicket	I can aim...behind?
R�senfeld	and they are distracting it right now
Thicket	these things are big, I can avoid hitting the orcs
R�senfeld	ok, that's worht a shot need to reflect this in-character
Thicket	its Long range
Drufle (GM)	The city guards all miss the void bull, way to go guys.
Thicket	yes, say things to Thicket in character
Drufle (GM)	I'm doing these rolls secretly so they don't eat up the chat from now on.
Rose	more bull for me
H. Knight	dancing bull
R�senfeld	that's more fair anyway
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, monster fast turn!
Rose	is it red?
R�senfeld	ruse was present for science, yes?
Thicket	I think so
Drufle (GM)	He was, yeah, kinda.
Thicket	he was not amused
Drufle (GM)	He got a little impatient.
R�senfeld	that's.. annoyingly like him
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d20+1-2d6k1 ( 12 )+1-( 1 + 6 ) = 7
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d20+1-2d6k1 ( 8 )+1-( 3 + 6 ) = 3
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d20+1-2d6k1 ( 11 )+1-( 5 + 1 ) = 7
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling 4d6+2 ( 2 + 2 + 2 + 4 )+2 = 12
Drufle (GM)	Well, that could've been worse.
Thicket	how many died?
Drufle (GM)	The void bull roars, the runes carved into its skin glowing bright red, and swings his axe.
R�senfeld	"Thicket, what did you find out about the goo again?''
Thicket	"Oh, the ooze from the demon takes on the properties of whatever touches it" "But only for a short amount of time"
Drufle (GM)	The axe magnifies in size and sweeps out an arc far larger than anyone would normally expect.
Thicket	"fire has an effect on it"
R�senfeld	yikes
Thicket	"As did my hair"
R�senfeld	"That's hair? I thought it was like vines or something.." Thicket sees the axe
H. Knight	"What In The God's Name..."
Thicket	Oh wait
Rose	can i shoot it yet
Thicket	do I have counterspell yet? that's a spell right?
Drufle (GM)	The axe cleaves through the guard's armor, rending part of their body. Rose wants the axe
Drufle (GM)	It actually isn't a spell!
R�senfeld	"Good Lord."
Thicket	nooooo
Drufle (GM)	It's his deadly sweep ability.
Thicket	"Oh, that is a problem"
Drufle (GM)	You know, the one he can do at will whenever he wants.
R�senfeld	"We must find a way to end this soon!"
Drufle (GM)	The demon slams a pseudopod down on one of the orcs.
R�senfeld	"Thicket, if the demon is made entirely of that goo, maybe it can be molded in our favour, like the goo can?"
Rose	i have 5 good arrows left
Thicket	"Possibly"
Rose	then a lot of shite ones
Thicket	"What do you have in mind? I can throw Air or Fire at it"
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d20+9+2d6k1 ( 13 )+9+( 1 + 1 ) = 23
R�senfeld	crazy idea have rose touch the blob demon cleave it with iron AKA H.K.
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling 6d6-6d3 ( 4 + 6 + 3 + 4 + 2 + 2 )-( 3 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 3 + 3 ) = 7
Drufle (GM)	Hot damn.
H. Knight	god that is crazy
Rose	could work, but I aint getting that close to pain
Thicket	voice it in character
Drufle (GM)	The psuedopod comes down hard on Rawhide, but he raises his shield and blocks most of the damage.
R�senfeld	rose will never do it lol
Rose	nope
R�senfeld	but maybe we can throw her spit at it or something
Thicket	I'm Fae too though
Rose	i like living
Drufle (GM)	Friendly slow turns!
Thicket	I also have Iron Vulnerability
Rose	me
Thicket	maybe some of my hair would work?
R�senfeld	well let's find out if it works like that first
Rose	marking red bull
R�senfeld	make that fireball happen? after rose's turn
Rose	rolling d20+2+2d6k1( 18 )+2+( 3 + 5 ) = 25
H. Knight	well either of you lovely ladies would be so kind as to join me then maybe we can give it a try
Thicket	Fireball or Fire Missile?
Drufle (GM)	Woooow. Hit.
R�senfeld	uh
Thicket	its my slow turn, I'll move in closer
R�senfeld	fireball could also hit the beastman thing which would aid us
Thicket	fireball is a big explosion
Drufle (GM)	You can triple-move on a slow turn if you don't do anything.
R�senfeld	you said you could aim behind
Thicket	it'll hit the guards if I'm not careful
Drufle (GM)	Rose, roll damage for that arrow.
Rose	rolling 3d6( 4 + 3 + 2 ) = 9
Thicket	I'll move forward and check if I am in range
R�senfeld	alright
Drufle (GM)	Right, EO away.
Rose	but i get another don't i?
Thicket	the hell is my speed
Drufle (GM)	Probably 10 tiles.
Rose	rolling d20+2+2d6k1( 3 )+2+( 1 + 6 ) = 11
Drufle (GM)	That's a miss.
Rose	damn
Thicket	alright
Drufle (GM)	Thicket?
Thicket	hmmm
Rose	3 good arrows left
Thicket	"Rose, could you come with me?"
R�senfeld	GM - quick question
Rose	nope
Thicket	"I might need your assistance down the line"
Rose	i can shoot fine from here thanks
R�senfeld	rank 0 spell usable 3 times or 4 times at power lvl 3?
Rose	and i have assisted you in the past from here fine
Drufle (GM)	4, Ruse.
Thicket	"yes but your arrows might allow us to deliver a favorable material to the demon"
Rose	so give me the material
Thicket	"My hair -might- pass on my iron problems" sigh can I retroactively leave some of my hair behind with Rose?
Drufle (GM)	Talking is a free action, but remember it's gotta fit into 10 seconds.
Thicket	as my Action?
Drufle (GM)	Uh, sure.
Thicket	I don't kknow if I can bleed
Drufle (GM)	Snip some leaves off and throw them on the ground.
Thicket	yeah sure I did that I'd leave blood if I could bleed
Drufle (GM)	Top of the round!
Rose	or i could stick my last 3 arrows in you for a second
Drufle (GM)	Who all is going fast now?
Rose	me
R�senfeld	i'll go slow
Thicket	I'd rather do that myself then have you poke me
H. Knight	what's yvonne doing
Thicket	I'll go slow again
H. Knight	HK needs a parley with her
R�senfeld	she's riding you, giggity
Thicket	actually I'm within 30 tiles
Rose	FAST
R�senfeld	no but for real tho she's on your back
Thicket	err, 20
Drufle (GM)	She's gonna try something a little weird, I think.
Thicket	I think I am in range
H. Knight	right then, talking time
Thicket	I'll go fast and throw a Fire Missile "Experiment one, using fire"
H. Knight	will not speak in character because Fuck Capitals
Roy's Small Summon	fuck the capital
R�senfeld	just speak in character without capitals we'll pretend it's in CamelCase
H. Knight	"Miss Lariel, I know from past experience that my companions will be attacking from afar with potent magics. I am wary of approaching further" "is there anything you can do at this range?"
Yvonne Lariel	"Plenty! Don't worry about me pal, I think I might have an idea." Yvonne Lariel rummages around in her bag and pulls out a piece of paper.
R�senfeld	GM - more data please, demons sensitive to Silver or was it something else? can't remember what silver hurts
Drufle (GM)	Ghosts and skinchangeres.
R�senfeld	ah. ty
Thicket	Demons are interdimensional horrors
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne points at the void bull and mutters some words.
Thicket	they are weak to romance novels, primarilly
R�senfeld	so my bolts are not only normal damage, they are also not iron, which doesn't help the plan
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3+1d6( 3 )+3+( 6 ) = 12 Wow, just barely.
Thicket	HK will need to get in close with a lance
H. Knight	oh?
Thicket	reading a scroll, I think
Drufle (GM)	The void bull, swinging his axe around, suddenly seems to move in slow motion.
Thicket	nice
Rose	oooh more plusses to me?
Yvonne Lariel	"Alright, he isn't gonna be slowed for long, so let's make good use of it. See if you can lure him this way, alright?"
R�senfeld	yooohooo, mr bull man? WONK
Drufle (GM)	So, who else is going fast?
H. Knight	which way is witch way
Thicket	I will
R�senfeld	(I'm slow.)
H. Knight	I think I'm slow
R�senfeld	(how many tiles is med. range?)
Thicket	I think I'm in Long Range of the Demon
Rose	I take it no one wants me to shot the bull again? or am i attacking the blob with the fey hair?
Drufle (GM)	Medium range is 20 tiles. Or 60 feet with the ruler.
Thicket	well then I'm definitely in range
R�senfeld	i mean, you're fairly independant usually, we can't really tell you what to do probably the bull is more attractive to a poacher
Rose	yep
R�senfeld	head would fetch a nice price
Thicket	hold the hair for now? I'll try to see what fire does
Rose	the hide is pretty now its slow do i get bonuses
Drufle (GM)	No bonuses.
Thicket	the hair will be used for a combo later, I think
Drufle (GM)	He just only takes slow turns now.
Rose	why? its marked and in my sights slow should make it a lot easier to hit vital parts
Drufle (GM)	Oh, I mean you get the usual bonuses you would normally have.
Rose	like eyeballs heart etc
Drufle (GM)	Being slowed doesn't give him any penalties aside from being unable to move fast.
Thicket	I do not think your arrows could even reach its heart
Rose	so i should be able to aim better
Drufle (GM)	You can do called shots if you want, you get a bane on the roll.
Thicket	too much Bull in the way
Drufle (GM)	The void bull is about 20 feet tall. A Big Man.
Rose	easy target
Thicket	a lot of HP though
Drufle (GM)	Thicket, were you going fast?
Thicket	yeah
R�senfeld	i'm a short-to-mid range support, damnit, I gotta get right in there. :/
H. Knight	robot needs bathroom break
Thicket	I was going to test a flame missile
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead then, Thicket.
R�senfeld	guess I'll use my slow turn to get where I need to did you say I can somehow move 3 times?
Drufle (GM)	On a slow turn, yeah. You can move triple your speed. Thicket: Will Challenge Roll 9 not enough
R�senfeld	in one action?
Thicket	unless that thing has 9 agility
Drufle (GM)	Oof, nope.
Thicket	the Demon, by the way
R�senfeld	it's a will roll vs agility?
Drufle (GM)	Ruse: you can use your move plus an action to run.
Thicket	"..."
Drufle (GM)	Running is double move.
Thicket	yeah, Will v Agi
R�senfeld	nice
Drufle (GM)	His Agi is quite a bit higher than 9, yes.
Rose	me now?
Drufle (GM)	The flame missile bolts past his goop, searing some of the flecks flying past. Go ahead, Rose.
Rose	rolling d20+2+2d6k1( 4 )+2+( 1 + 5 ) = 11 damn
Drufle (GM)	Miss, sorry.
Rose	2 special arrows left
Drufle (GM)	Friendly fast turns! (To GM) rolling d20+4+1d6 ( 6 )+4+( 6 ) = 16
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d20+4+1d6 ( 16 )+4+( 6 ) = 26
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d20+4+1d6 ( 3 )+4+( 4 ) = 11
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d20+4+1d6 ( 10 )+4+( 1 ) = 15
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling 4d6 ( 4 + 1 + 2 + 6 ) = 13
Drufle (GM)	Wow, these city guards are totally useless. At least the orcs managed to cleave off a bit of health.
Thicket	at least if they die, I won't have to worry about hitting them
Drufle (GM)	:P
Thicket	actually
Drufle (GM)	Demon's turn!
H. Knight	I didn;t do anything
Drufle (GM)	Oh, sorry. Thicket: Perception Challenge Roll 17
Rose	wait, you worry about hitting them
Drufle (GM)	I thought you were going slow. Go ahead then, HK.
H. Knight	I am going slow
Thicket	can I see what happens when the orc's weapons hit the demon?
H. Knight	I thought we were doing that
Drufle (GM)	No, those were the friendly fast turns. Now the monster fast turns.
H. Knight	oh alright then carry on
Thicket	alright, ignore my roll then whatever
Drufle (GM)	Thicket: you can! The demon's surface seems to harden up and turn a faint gray every time they strike it.
Thicket	okay what about their weapons? what happens to them?
Drufle (GM)	Their weapons don't seem much worse for wear.
Thicket	okay good "Well, good news. The ooze does not seem to consume what touches it" R�senfeld: Perception Challenge Roll 10
Drufle (GM)	The demon takes a larger swipe at the orcs.
R�senfeld	how long does the effect last on the demon
Thicket	very short, it seems
Drufle (GM)	The color/substance changing?
R�senfeld	yeah.
Drufle (GM)	A few seconds, yeah.
R�senfeld	less than 10?
Thicket	we have to act fast
Drufle (GM)	About a round, in game terms.
R�senfeld	so it has to all happen simultaneously gotcha thanks
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d20+9+2d6k1 ( 1 )+9+( 5 + 3 ) = 15
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d20+9+2d6k1 ( 20 )+9+( 6 + 2 ) = 35
Drufle (GM)	Hoo boy.
Thicket	"This is what I am thinking"
R�senfeld	what do we do about bull guy while we're planning all that?
Drufle (GM)	rolling 6d6-6d3( 5 + 5 + 5 + 6 + 6 + 1 )-( 1 + 3 + 2 + 1 + 3 + 2 ) = 16
R�senfeld	holy.. what is that roll for?!
Thicket	"We use my hair to turn the demon into...fae hair"
Rose	but i would need to go sow to mark it, or i could shoot from the hip but no +'s
R�senfeld	d6's so i gues dmg?
Drufle (GM)	The pseudopod strikes Rawhide, sending him flying backwards.
Thicket	"Then we try to both hit it with iron -and- light it on fire"
H. Knight	nooo
R�senfeld	rip rawhide
Drufle (GM)	He stands back up and suddenly realizes there are people behind him.
Thicket	well dang
Rawhide	"Holy shit, it's you?!"
R�senfeld	are you shouting that thicet?
Thicket	he lived yes I am shouting! very loudly!
H. Knight	"I Could Say Likewise"
R�senfeld	demon intelligent enough to understand the plan? :P
Thicket	I don't think it could prevent it
Rawhide	"Honestly should have expected this, I've heard you kids have been up to some shit in the past few months."
Roy's Small Summon	like DYING
R�senfeld	"The effect doesn't last long! It'd have to all be done in the same instant."
H. Knight	"I Wasn't Present For This Latest Debacle."
Rawhide	The demon has an INT of 14, he's probably smarter than most of you.
Thicket	"We will coordinate then" wow, rude
R�senfeld	hey
Drufle (GM)	Also, whoops.
R�senfeld	it's a creature of the void
H. Knight	rawhide the intellecual
R�senfeld	you can't expect it to be polite
Thicket	I would be surprised if it knew Common though
R�senfeld	why? it's a servant of the Shadow
Rawhide	"Well glad to have you on board, this ooze thing is an absolute bastard."
Drufle (GM)	Player slow turns!
R�senfeld	"I'll get in closer." can I reach HK this turn?
Thicket	time to go fast?
Drufle (GM)	Easily. He double-moved to his position, you can triple-move.
Thicket	zoom
H. Knight	"Mr. Rawhide, Please Escort Miss Lariel. I Shall Take Your Place On The Front."
R�senfeld	i still sacrifice both move and action to get to him tho right even though I can reach much further Rawhide nods.
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead, Ruse. H. Knight rotates his torso and plops Yvonnne back on the ground
Drufle (GM)	VRRRRT R�senfeld runs forward with zeal
H. Knight	"Now Then"
R�senfeld	"Yvonne, you my exchange with Thicet?" Thicket* Rose takes out a fist full of cheap arrows and sticks them into the dirt infront of her
R�senfeld	you herad* heard* my typing oh god why
Yvonne Lariel	"Uh, kind of? I've been a little busy up here, but it sounds like a good plan! How about you guys deal with the blob dude, I have an idea for the bull."
R�senfeld	"Aknowledged. We shall count on you."
Thicket	"If this works, it'll be like a tiny sun" Rose looks at Yvonne with hatred in her eyes
Thicket	Rose I swear what do you have against Yvonne?
R�senfeld	if you shoot Yvonne she gon' fuck you uuuup
Thicket	also that
Rose	my bull
Thicket	you can carve it later
Rose	my kill
Thicket	there's always 60 seconds after the mission is complete
R�senfeld	if you kill it, you'd do as all a favour
Thicket	you'll be fine
Rose	fine
R�senfeld	so go ahead and claim it lol
Drufle (GM)	HK, are you going to actually do anything?
H. Knight	I wa swaiting for a free moment jeez
Drufle (GM)	Ah, ok.
H. Knight	okay
Drufle (GM)	You can interrupt!
H. Knight	"Today Is A Good Day To Die! HAVE AT THEE, FIEND!" H. Knight charges forward
Rose	but if the blob thing fails, not my fault!
Thicket	I literally cannot miss with my fire Fireball doesn't give a damn about accuracy
H. Knight	and STAB
Rose	but for me to mark it i have to go slow
Drufle (GM)	Stab or punch?
Rose	otherwist i get no bonuses to hitting
Thicket	we can do the combo on a slow turn
H. Knight	what did I _just_ say
Rose	ok
Drufle (GM)	Alright, stab away!
Thicket	he's using his Steel Type STAB move
Drufle (GM)	Ah, of course.
Thicket	missing is very very bad but not the end of the world
Rose	so I'm going slow then
Thicket	because I still have hair
R�senfeld	i mean
Thicket	I'd just need to get close
R�senfeld	it kind of is the end of the world look at these things :)
Drufle (GM)	Missing is a pretty normal thing in this area.
H. Knight	two boons?
Drufle (GM)	Yep!
H. Knight	ok! LANCE Attack 23 Damage 11
Thicket	I'll go Slow, I need to get closer
H. Knight	yeahhhh Rose starts to tie knots of fey hair to all of her avalible arrows
Drufle (GM)	Oh DAMN Uh, add one more d6 then.
Thicket	Hair Arrows crafted
H. Knight	rolling 1d6( 5 ) = 5
Drufle (GM)	16 it is!
R�senfeld	can't you use like razor leaf or something Thicket? :P
H. Knight	FRENZY PLANT
R�senfeld	16 damage is imperssive, hot damn
Thicket	I think this thing is in the air
Drufle (GM)	Your lance jams right into the demon, and you hear it gurgle and burble as the ooze hardens a bit around the lance.
Thicket	also hair is much more flamable than plant the Good STAB
Drufle (GM)	Everyone's gone at this point, so monster Slow turn!
Thicket	oh right the round wasn't over woops
Drufle (GM)	He's gonna take another reckless swing! (To GM) rolling d20+1-2d6k1 ( 13 )+1-( 1 + 4 ) = 10
Thicket	hold strong!
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d20+1-2d6k1 ( 15 )+1-( 5 + 2 ) = 11
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d20+1-2d6k1 ( 1 )+1-( 6 + 5 ) = -4
Rose	meh
R�senfeld	if the bull guy is just a really strong melee monster that's aactually good for us
Drufle (GM)	OK, one of them actually manages to duck under the axe, but the other two guards are completely demolished.
H. Knight	oh dear
Thicket	oh dear
R�senfeld	we're mostly ranged characters with one melee tan
Thicket	we only got one more turn to do this
Drufle (GM)	Top of the round!
Thicket	oh wait, are they not dead? Rose is enjoying the carnage
Thicket	no marker
Drufle (GM)	Two of them are, let me give them the skulls.
Thicket	yikes
Drufle (GM)	Who all is going fast?
R�senfeld	plan time
Thicket	I'll go slow
Rose	I'm going slow
R�senfeld	should we all go slow and execute it? are we in range?
Thicket	it is plan time I can hit with Fireball from here but I'll move in closer anyways
R�senfeld	HK's close enough. I need to get in there and bless him though.
H. Knight	I'll wait until you all sort out this Combination Attack
Rose	is hk in my way?
H. Knight	get the Will requirements
Rose	or is the blob big enough
R�senfeld	if you're aiming at the bull, no
Drufle (GM)	The demon is massive Rose, you can easily see him.
Thicket	the demon is much larger than HK
Rose	that's ok then
R�senfeld	oh ok
Drufle (GM)	He's like a solid 30 feet tall, at the least.
R�senfeld	there you go then
Thicket	actually
R�senfeld	actually I need to get in there and give HK revelations
Thicket	that's large enough for me to just hit the top off no one on the ground will be hit
R�senfeld	wait so rose has hair arrows?
Thicket	yeah
R�senfeld	so one side of the demon will become fire and the other will become Fey? assuming we dont' miss
Thicket	the plan is for Rose to make it hair-fae then HK stab it
Rose	I'm actually enjoying looking at the missing patch of heir on her head
Thicket	then I Light the hair up
Rose	hair
Thicket	I didn't give you that much chill
R�senfeld	then HK adds iron damage?
Thicket	I've got long hair, I'm fine
Drufle (GM)	That is the idea, as I understand it.
Thicket	the combo goes Rose->HK->Thicket
Drufle (GM)	So is everyone going to go slow turns?
R�senfeld	assuming we don't die in the fast part, can I take the first slow turn to get in there with revelation?
Rose	yes
Drufle (GM)	Alright, slow for everyone.
Thicket	the big guys have to kill what's in front of them to move forward
Drufle (GM)	Friendly fast turns, then!
Thicket	we're safe-ish for now
R�senfeld	yvonne has some plan for the bull, demon's dealing with orcs, which are apparently quite sturdy i concur with your assessment
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne is actually going to go slow as well. And boy I hope this works out for me.
Thicket	the Plan
Rose	and if she fails.... i'll just have to sort that out aswell
Drufle (GM)	So the orcs are gonna take some swings. (To GM) rolling d20+4+1d6 ( 19 )+4+( 2 ) = 25
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d20+4+1d6 ( 10 )+4+( 4 ) = 18
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d20+4+1d6 ( 5 )+4+( 4 ) = 13
R�senfeld	For The Horde!
Thicket	Rose, you are kinda the biggest cog in this plan
Drufle (GM)	One hit.
Thicket	please do not miss
R�senfeld	Lok-Tar!
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling 4d6 ( 2 + 2 + 1 + 6 ) = 11
Drufle (GM)	Another hunk of goo is lopped off.
Rose	why did you have to say it!
Thicket	or else Thicket will have to spend time getting close enough to do it herself
Rose	if i miss now...
Drufle (GM)	And once again, the city guards miss, so they are actually going to use their action to retreat.
Thicket	you have...a few of those arrows right?
Rose	yep 2 good ones and a few cheap ones
Thicket	so if you miss, we postpone the plan
Drufle (GM)	Demon fast turn! He tries to bring a pseudopod down on HK!
Rose	once ive marked it, i can go fast for a while, same bonuses
Thicket	I can only Fireball once
H. Knight	"gh!"
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+9+3d6k1( 4 )+9+( 4 + 5 + 4 ) = 18 oh no I just noticed the + I just noticed the +9
Drufle (GM)	rolling 6d6-6d6( 3 + 5 + 3 + 3 + 3 + 5 )-( 5 + 4 + 1 + 3 + 3 + 5 ) = 1 Ah.
Rose	that's going to leave a mark
Thicket	lol
Rose	maybe not
Drufle (GM)	Heavy armor!!!!!!!
Thicket	that did jack shit you need some d8s and d10s
Drufle (GM)	The massive arm comes down hard on HK, but he just kinda ignores it.
H. Knight	"Was That Supposed To Hurt, You Sack Of Filth?"
Drufle (GM)	Thicket, I don't think those exist. I think all damage dice in this game are d6s or smaller.
Roy's Small Summon	You Stupid Idiot Blob. Come At ME
Thicket	interesting
Drufle (GM)	Alright, player slow turns!
Thicket	OKAY ROSE
Drufle (GM)	Ruse first!
Thicket	"Fire the hair arrows!"
Rose	marking
Drufle (GM)	Or at least before HK goes.
R�senfeld	"Holy Knight, The Lord give thee REVELATION!" I cast revelations.
Rose	aiming H. Knight 's eyes flash
H. Knight	(so what now)
Rose	checking aim
R�senfeld	you get like on-demand boons for... lemme check how long
Thicket	measuring wind velocity
Rose	deep breath
R�senfeld	7 boons
Drufle (GM)	You get up to 14 boons, actually.
R�senfeld	oh really?
H. Knight	hmm
Drufle (GM)	7 revelations, 2 boons each.
R�senfeld	oh right right
H. Knight	for hitting?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
R�senfeld	for whatever challenge roll
Drufle (GM)	But Rose has to go first.
H. Knight	cool
Drufle (GM)	In this plan.
Rose	rolling d20+2+2d6k1( 3 )+2+( 6 + 6 ) = 11
Thicket	D:
H. Knight	awww
Rose	nope
Drufle (GM)	Ohh dear.
H. Knight	should revelated rose!
Thicket	uh oh
R�senfeld	i can't reach her and you in time
Drufle (GM)	The arrow flies wide, striking a house.
Rose	i got 2 6's aswell
R�senfeld	it's 6 rounds HK
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, really. Thicket winces
R�senfeld	no sweat H. Knight is impassive
Rose	1 special arrow left
R�senfeld	6 rounds or until you expend aall of them
Thicket	"Okay, postpone the plan"
Drufle (GM)	Well, Thicket and HK, you can still have a go.
Thicket	I'll triple move
Rose	i hope you realised how much gold i spent on those Thicket legs it
Drufle (GM)	You can retrieve special arrows after the battle, remember.
R�senfeld	just steal some from Ruse, he's not doing much with it
Drufle (GM)	Or during the battle if you really feel like going all the way over there. Thicket is panting
Rose	ok
Thicket	"Okay, H.K., take some of my hair"
R�senfeld	(though if you fail a check he might be a tad upset with you.. stealing from a thief and all that)
Thicket	"If Roes misses again, we need a backup"
H. Knight	"Right"
R�senfeld	"wait!" "lemme give that to him" "don't want you weakened, Thicket" Rose inspects the final special arrow for any defects
Thicket	"Its fine" "I only need to light the bonfire" Thicket cuts off some hair with her rapier
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne is gonna spend her turn and walk over closer to the others.
Yvonne Lariel	"Alright, step one..." Yvonne Lariel yanks another scroll out of her bag and starts mumbling to herself.
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d20+3+d6 ( 14 )+3+( 2 ) = 19
Drufle (GM)	Oh thank goodness that hit.
Thicket	phew
R�senfeld	the other guard run away?
Drufle (GM)	The void bull suddenly pops out of existence, and reappears directly in front of Yvonne.
H. Knight	yeah
Thicket	wut
R�senfeld	HOLY FRICK
Thicket	uhh Yvonne?
H. Knight	"!!"
Drufle (GM)	His legs have been fused into the stone, melding into the street, and he ROARS.
R�senfeld	"Yvonne.. you know I trust you.. but that had better not end with us all getting cleaved to death"
Thicket	oh wow
Drufle (GM)	rolling 6d6( 4 + 2 + 3 + 1 + 6 + 2 ) = 18
R�senfeld	did you play a sound effect?!
Thicket	"Is...are its legs in the ground?"
R�senfeld	that was awesome!!!!
Yvonne Lariel	"COME AT ME SCRUB"
Rose	meh
R�senfeld	lol 'scrub' Yvonne Lariel is sweating very nervously.
R�senfeld	is she a gamer?
Thicket	"I think you should take a step back"
Drufle (GM)	Void bull's turn!
Thicket	"As should I, for that matter" Thicket braces herself
Drufle (GM)	Enraged, he swings his greataxe at Yvonne... Rose focuses on the shot to come
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+6+2d6k1( 7 )+6+( 3 + 3 ) = 16
Thicket	oh dear
Rose	bye
Drufle (GM)	The axe swings hard towards Yvonne, but suddenly a blast of energy flies out!
Rose	oh
R�senfeld	yeah i was gonna say
Thicket	freakin Psychic
R�senfeld	she was trying to make that happen lol
Thicket	freakin Psychics
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d20+4-1d6 ( 2 )+4-( 6 ) = 0
Drufle (GM)	Oh holy shit he rolled a 0
R�senfeld	what on what?
Thicket	inconcievable???
Rose	oh crap
Drufle (GM)	He had to make a STR save with a bane. And he got an actual 0.
H. Knight	woww
Thicket	wow
R�senfeld	uh
Drufle (GM)	Whelp.
R�senfeld	rip?
Rose	bye bye prize hide
Drufle (GM)	A massive shield of force suddenly appears in front of Yvonne, and as the axe impacts it the bull is sent flying backwards! rolling 10d6 ( 5 + 1 + 6 + 5 + 2 + 1 + 3 + 5 + 5 + 3 ) = 36
Thicket	some bits of the road go with him
R�senfeld	holy fucikng shit
Rose	legs still in the ground?
R�senfeld	that damage though H. Knight 's eye goes wide
R�senfeld	yeah does he lose his feet?
Thicket	"That was increadible!"
Drufle (GM)	His legs are torn from the feet, and he is sent flying into the steeple that had collapsed.
Thicket	oooooohohoho
R�senfeld	godamn
Thicket	beautiful Thicket claps her hands in excitement
H. Knight	"That Was Impressive"
R�senfeld	"Yvonne.. .you are one scary woman, you know that?!"
Drufle (GM)	The bull is impaled on the steel cross, bleeding a viscous ooze, and screams out loud. Rose enjoyes the carnage Thicket also enjoys the carnage
Drufle (GM)	His legs removed from his body, he struggles for a few moments before falling limp.
Thicket	mutual carnage enjoyment Rose then cries at the damage done to the would be leather
Thicket	there is so much leather, chill
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne passes out from the adrenaline.
R�senfeld	"Oh no. "
Thicket	"One down, one to go"
R�senfeld	"Alright, it's up to us."
Rose	rose ready
Drufle (GM)	Top of the round!
Rose	again
Thicket	"Whatever happens, this will be a day to remember"
Rose	i can go fast now
R�senfeld	"Rawhide! Take yvonne back please, out of danger!"
Thicket	fire another hair arrow
Rose	rolling d20+2+2d6k1( 20 )+2+( 4 + 4 ) = 26
R�senfeld	"If she dies, I will slaughter you and all your friends."
Thicket	"Fire again!"
Rose	hit!!!!
Thicket	"Wow, a tad overzealous there, Ruse"
Rose	rolling 3d6( 3 + 2 + 6 ) = 11
R�senfeld	she makes his tea super important relationship
Rose	and another still with hair but a cheap one rolling d20+2+2d6k1 ( 1 )+2+( 5 + 3 ) = 8
R�senfeld	ffs
Thicket	alright Drufle
Rose	but the first was a hit the hair has been delivered
Drufle (GM)	Sorry, had to go take care of the dog.
R�senfeld	fair enough
Roy's Small Summon	poor dog...
Drufle (GM)	But yes, the arrow pierces the demon's goo, and the area turns a nasty greenish color.
Rose	first shot delivered and did 11 damage. the second missed
Thicket	"Yes...Yes...YES!!"
H. Knight	"Now?!"
R�senfeld	are you calling thicket nasty? :)
Thicket	"YES!! STAB IT!!"
R�senfeld	jk
Drufle (GM)	Her disconnected hair probably is.
R�senfeld	"Use your divine revelations!"
Thicket	my hair is a dark green, thank you
Drufle (GM)	Yeah you can have up to 14 boons, pal.
R�senfeld	"The lord is with you,Knight!"
Drufle (GM)	In increments of 2s.
H. Knight	so that's 4? or 6? what's safer
R�senfeld	well
H. Knight	all of them?
R�senfeld	you use the highest, or something? right?
Drufle (GM)	Statistically speaking, boon benefits start going down around 5 or so.
R�senfeld	i dunno if you should use all of them
Thicket	use...3 revelations for 6 boons then?
Drufle (GM)	That's why even diff 500 monsters usually only have 3 or 4.
R�senfeld	yeah
Thicket	save the rest
H. Knight	ok so I'll use 3 plus the 2 I have already
Drufle (GM)	And those 6 boons are on top of your normal ones, yeah.
Thicket	extra sure
Drufle (GM)	Roll away! H. Knight: LANCE Attack 16 Damage 20
Thicket	woooooo
H. Knight	hm?
R�senfeld	hit the iron part? er fey part?
Drufle (GM)	That's actually a little low, but I'll give it to you for cleverness.
Thicket	the entire thing is fae right now, I think
H. Knight	aww ok kind man
Rose	well it is weak to iron now
Drufle (GM)	The lance strikes the greenish part, and the color suddenly begins spreading across the demon.
Thicket	the green is spreading? "Its working!"
Drufle (GM)	Bubbles begin bursting forth, oozing away. R�senfeld prays Thicket pulls out a seed and lights it
Drufle (GM)	The fey coloring is rapidly trying to escape the iron of the lance.
Thicket	"For good measure"
R�senfeld	"Lord.. purify this evil and return it to the Void.." Rose is still cursing the maker of her cheap arrows, and is planning her nghtime vengance Thicket casts Summer's Wrath (fireball)
Drufle (GM)	HK, roll your damage again, please.
H. Knight	ok
Thicket	oh wait sorry, I'll hold
H. Knight	rolling 4d6+1( 6 + 4 + 5 + 6 )+1 = 22
R�senfeld	if he has any HP left after this, I have Wrath of God.
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead, Thicket.
Thicket	ALRIGHT rolling 5d6 ( 2 + 5 + 3 + 5 + 5 ) = 20
Drufle (GM)	The lance crackles and strains a bit against the waves of fey power trying to push it out. Thicket hurls the seed to the top of Demon's head H. Knight strains to keep the lance in
Drufle (GM)	AGI save, right?
Thicket	I mean if you want
Drufle (GM)	:P
R�senfeld	lolol
Drufle (GM)	No, I'll just give it to you.
Thicket	its really flammable now "Burn...burn like the sun, foul creature"
Drufle (GM)	The burst of flame explodes at the demon's head, setting it ablaze.
Thicket	"Give light to those you stole it from..." Thicket seems to be in a trance
Drufle (GM)	Rings of green and red begin waving over the ooze's surface fighting against each other as the beast is recoiling against itself.
Thicket	just watching the beauty Rose puts down her arrows to watch
Drufle (GM)	Massive hunks of multicolored ooze fall to the ground, dissipating into nothingness. But miraculously, it still stands, shrieking with an otherworldly sound.
Thicket	Ruse that is your que
H. Knight	"Oh For The Love Of..."
R�senfeld	"Back to the Void with you, Abomination! The Lord has no room for your kind in His realm!"
Rose	demon in pain, what a sound Rose smiles
R�senfeld	I use divine wrath here er Wrath of God that one
Drufle (GM)	A bolt of lightning fires from the sky seemingly from nowhere, striking the top of the demon.
Rose	WTF
Thicket	yes, more fire
R�senfeld	rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4 collateral area H. Knight is weathering all of this somehow
R�senfeld	luckily only reaches the demon
Drufle (GM)	The column of searing plasma launches ooze everywhere, as the demon's attempts to remain together finally are lost. (it's very hard to see but theres a tiny skull and crossbones on it now) R�senfeld eyes glint red faintly as the haunting spirit embodies the zealous rage within Rusenfeld's heart Rose starts removing the hair nots from the arrows
Drufle (GM)	The orcs just kinda Turn around at you guys. H. Knight just backs off as the demon dissolves Thicket drops to her knees as the demon falls apart, her energy fully spent
Meatscarf	"What the actual ever-loving fuck was that?!"
Thicket	"That...was amazing"
R�senfeld	"That, my friend... was Divine Intervention."
H. Knight	"That, My Friend, Was A Succesful Operation" Rose starts polishing her bow
R�senfeld	"The New God will protect all his servants."
H. Knight	oh
Thicket	ah shit
H. Knight	this ain't good
Meatscarf	Those are just the blobs of ooze that have been slung off the main body.
H. Knight	oh ok
Thicket	oh okay
Drufle (GM)	NPCSSSSS
Thicket	COLLECT IT go quickly
H. Knight	well we shouldn't let it sneak away
Thicket	yes exactly the ooze is ours
Drufle (GM)	Rawhide is currently trying to wake up Yvonne, and the other orcs just take a seat, exhausted.
Rose	me wips out her knife and starts skinning the bull
Thicket	get over here first Rose wips out her knife and starts skinning the bull
Thicket	you can't skin it from that far away
Rose	better
Drufle (GM)	Suddenly, you all see a flash of light from above you. H. Knight looks at his lance, which is now beyond repair, pockmarked and crumpled from the demon's attempts to expel it
R�senfeld	oh no
H. Knight	"Just As Well I Didn't Pay For This" R�senfeld looks up
Drufle (GM)	The moon above is pulsing with a strange energy, shaking and quivering with the strange violet light that had encased it for months. Rose climbs into the carcase Thicket pulls out the moon pearl Thicket raises it up, examining it and the moon
R�senfeld	"Looks like we may have weakened the Shadow's hold on this realm enough to correct it."
Drufle (GM)	The moon pearl suddenly floats up into the air, and the violet light launches from the moon straight into the crystal orb.
Thicket	woah wut Rose pokes her head out of the beasts belly R�senfeld backs off, startle.
R�senfeld	startled* H. Knight tenses up again
Drufle (GM)	With the death of powerful demonic creatures, the hold of the Demon Lord on the moon has finally been broken, and the Maiden's Tear has returned to its original state.
Thicket	yay?
H. Knight	ehhh
Thicket	I still have it right?
Rose	meh
H. Knight	we never actually used it while it was broke
Drufle (GM)	It drops back into your hands. Rose climbs back out of the beast and continues skinning it
Thicket	that is true we just carried it around
R�senfeld	Ruse'd never have used it in a hundred years
Drufle (GM)	Tsk tsk, never bothered with your magical powerful relics.
Thicket	I mean
R�senfeld	i dunno why you folks didn't though
Thicket	I was too busy playing with fire
Drufle (GM)	Actually, speaking of relics!
H. Knight	we did so well without it :P
Rose	shoting shit is more fun
R�senfeld	in this fight we did ridiculously well
Thicket	that was a good plan
R�senfeld	firstly, because yvonne is a freaking menace
Thicket	if I do say so myself yes Yvonne is power new respect for Yvonne we all knew she had it in her
Drufle (GM)	You all probably unconsciously noticed the void bull's belt, but only now in the quiet of the aftermath do you realize it's kind of humming.
Rose	still my bull
H. Knight	she's prolly out of commission for a long while after this
R�senfeld	more ancient magic, drufle?
Thicket	ooooh Rose stand protectively next to the trophy animal
R�senfeld	HK - guess it's time for Ruse to make tea for once
Drufle (GM)	I mean, someone would have to remove it to realize. Thicket walks over and asks Rose about the belt
H. Knight	HK can also make tea
R�senfeld	"Hey, fellas.. That thing is humming"
Rose	mine
Thicket	at least put it on first H. Knight turns to the Orcs
Thicket	figure out what it does
H. Knight	"Are You Fellows Alright?"
Thicket	maybe it lets you instantly skin Void Bulls
Rose	what is the belt made from
Rawhide	"I mean... we're alive, that's probably better than nothing?" Meatscarf nods. R�senfeld looks at rawhide
R�senfeld	"Might've been a bit harsh there. Apologies. Yvonne means a lot."
Rose	anyone?
Drufle (GM)	The belt is made of solid metal strands woven together, with a large buckle on the front in the shape of a hammer.
R�senfeld	hey i'm gonna cast minor heal to have her wake up
Thicket	what kind of metal?
Rose	what METAL?
R�senfeld	so neither roe or thicket can touch it? roll perception guys lol
Rose	do i need to roll
Drufle (GM)	I mean, touch it and find out! I doubt either of you are master blacksmiths. Thicket: Perception Challenge Roll 11 examination?
R�senfeld	no but they'd recognise iron?
Thicket	I have Earth Magic now I have Experience
Drufle (GM)	It looks an awful lot like steel, but you don't feel particularly nauseous by being near it.
Thicket	"Rose you want this belt?" "It looks like a nice belt"
Rose	ok Rose picks it up
R�senfeld	so, yvonne? minor heal? she's like the smartest of us lot
Drufle (GM)	I mean, she had taken literally zero damage, she isn't hurt.
Thicket	naaaah, we'll work out the belt first
R�senfeld	i know but she's passed out
Drufle (GM)	Just highly stressed.
Thicket	it'll be fiiiine
Drufle (GM)	Alright then, I'll wake her up.
H. Knight	just give her cuddles Rose puts it on
Yvonne Lariel	"huh what hello am i dead"
Drufle (GM)	Alright then, quick break to explain this belt.
Thicket	"How do you feel, Rose?"
R�senfeld	you obviously don't cuddle yvonne if you want to keep your arms
H. Knight	"You Saved Us All, Miss."
Rose	its rather big and wrapps around a coupke of times
R�senfeld	"No, my dear, you are not dead... you are very scary though. Thicket is completely preoccupied with the belt to notice Yvonne
Rose	soo.....
Drufle (GM)	This is the King's Belt, a powerful physical relic that offers its wearer great strength. Rose is wondering what happens now the belt is on
Rose	oh ysy ysy yay
Thicket	Rose suddenly gets huge muscles?
R�senfeld	lolol
Thicket	buff Elf
Rose	so more bonuses?
R�senfeld	you don't attack with str do you?
Rose	thunder elf well i could get a bigger bow
Drufle (GM)	As a passive bonus, it gives its wearer +2 to hit with melee attacks, and they can't be pushed without their consent. As an active attack, they can do a powerful slam with a melee weapon that does +2 damage per die to up to 3 targets in range, usable once per day.
R�senfeld	oh it's specifically a melee bonus belt
Thicket	seems like something for HK or Drumun
R�senfeld	so really HK would be the best fit... good luck convincing rose though
Rose	ok then. how much are the fighters willing to pay for this
Drufle (GM)	pfffft
R�senfeld	ask them? lol or we could just gang up on you and take it Rose pulls out bow and sword
Rose	dare you
R�senfeld	i never made any indication i was going to H. Knight walks up to Rose
Thicket	"Hey, you look stronger" Thicket shuffles out of the way of HK
H. Knight	"Easy Now, Miss Rose. How Much Do You Want For It?"
Thicket	because y'know...Iron
Drufle (GM)	Don't worry, the city (or what's left of it, I suppose) is going to handsomely reward all of you once things have settled down.
Rose	how much you got. i need more arrows
Thicket	nice
R�senfeld	they better have, that was perfect execution
Drufle (GM)	Oh also, the reason this belt doesn't hurt you is because it's made of starmetal!
H. Knight	"How Does 10 gc Sound?"
Thicket	that went increadibly well
H. Knight	cool
Rose	very nice Rose gives hk the belt
R�senfeld	dude the demon is completely malleable, that's like the most obvious weakness so far H. Knight hands over the coin Rose smiles
R�senfeld	and i say that fully respecting that i caught on by chance
Thicket	we used just about every power we had to break it
R�senfeld	because i'm not smart
Drufle (GM)	Alright, so we have, uh, a bit of a thing here now, in case you guys forgot.
H. Knight	"All Is To Our Benefit, In The End"
Thicket	oh RIGHT VOTES YAY
R�senfeld	thing? i'm out of the loop elaborate, please
Drufle (GM)	Oh also for those wondering, the spells Yvonne used were Fuse (from teleportation) and Arcane Retribution (from arcana).
Thicket	one moment, bathroom break Rose skirt falls down as she forgot to put her other belt back on
Rose	woops
R�senfeld	ohhh the master path votes i get it
H. Knight	I love that teleportation has a telefrag spell
Drufle (GM)	See, she was kind of running low on spells after defending the city for hours, so I kind of figured "hey, why not make use of the like 50 scrolls you guys found in the library and never used!"
R�senfeld	lolol
H. Knight	haha
R�senfeld	we're bad at using loot