Drufle (GM)	yes youre all ready sol
Samantha Rose H.	well I need those special arrows delrivering x
Horanoven A.	tosses a bunch of magic arrows around
Sol	yeh see total hearling isn't filled in
Drufle (GM)	i mean you dont have the description in for total healing but other than that hes all ready
Horanoven A.	we got a full house here
Samantha Rose H.	YAY
Drufle (GM)	does someone want to fill sol in on what happened last week in the session that wasnt supposed to be a session
Moppy	hallo sam & sol
Samantha Rose H.	hey mop
Horanoven A.	Sol: stuff happened
Sol	also hello folks sorry for not greeting you earlier in this conversation
Samantha Rose H.	lots of stuff
Horanoven A.	turns out Rose is a fairy princess
Samantha Rose H.	:)
Sol	i was there for the last session wasn't I?
Drufle (GM)	yes but last week we had like
Horanoven A.	we had a mid-session
Drufle (GM)	a little chat thing that turned into more rp than i was expecting
Horanoven A.	a lot happened
Samantha Rose H.	what happened with those not playing in the not a game game
Drufle (GM)	thicket and rose are bffs now also rose is now a nice person
Samantha Rose H.	yep
Sol	um
Samantha Rose H.	lol
Horanoven A.	HK is a blacksmith now
Sol	i mistrust that last statement
Golurk	wyvarans are dragon people drufle
Sol	a lot
Drufle (GM)	they are dragonish yeah
Golurk	half kobold have wyverns i guess
Horanoven A.	are we going to discuss draconic taxonomy?
Golurk	*half
Samantha Rose H.	why not
Horanoven A.	are wyverns dragons? are dragons wyverns??
Samantha Rose H.	but I still think the original dragon born are the best
Drufle (GM)	i think dragonborn are one of those races that might be like
Horanoven A.	are the all drakes?
Drufle (GM)	actually trademarked
Samantha Rose H.	half bloods are so on the fence
Horanoven A.	rename them
Drufle (GM)	so thats why pathfinder doesnt have them
Horanoven A.	dragonfolk not trademarked
Drufle (GM)	same thing with gearforged why there arent any major clockwork races in pathfinder
Samantha Rose H.	but arnt they running like 3.5 system?
R�senfeld	The power of the New God may now pass through me and lift from you all worldly pain.
Drufle (GM)	yeah pathfinder is 3.5e
Samantha Rose H.	so wtf ?
Horanoven A.	but not owned by the DnD guys
Drufle (GM)	yeah it's a separate company
Samantha Rose H.	oh
Horanoven A.	so trademarks are an issue
Drufle (GM)	dnd is wizards of the coast pathfinder is paizo
Moppy	they split off when they had enough of WotC's bullcrap or something
Drufle (GM)	something like that
Samantha Rose H.	what like P&P Pasta and Paizo?
Drufle (GM)	yeah exactly did anything else happen last time
Moppy	i got a bunch of lovely upgrades
Horanoven A.	HK also spent time helping the family of his dead friend
Moppy	and I thought today was going to be "do the same for Drumun and Russ" R�senfeld: Denounce - Theurgy 0 Attack 0 vs None Damage 0 Target/Area One creature within short range that can see and hear you Duration instant Requirement Description You present your holy symbol at the target. Make a Will attack roll against the target�s Will. On a success, the target becomes frightened for 1 round. Attack Roll 20+ The target also falls prone Triggered Roll 20+
Samantha Rose H.	I believe we kind of endtered a weird place where everyone was helping everyone. peace was flowing everywhere
R�senfeld	lol wanted to see what the macro does, sorry
Horanoven A.	i have been DENOUNCED
R�senfeld	brb
Drufle (GM)	today we're definitely gonna do a bit of talking about the 8 months yeah
Drumun	I am back
Drufle (GM)	but it will also be an Actual Session if we actually make it that far
Drumun	back again
Samantha Rose H.	YAY!!!!! Rose picks up her bow and runs to the door
Golurk	oh did the character sheet get updated it has macros now, cool Drumun walks into the guild, shirtless but buff as all heck
Rose	I did a little bit of new weapon jinking about
Moppy	yeah and they work for everyone except sam
Drumun	he's got a 12 pack
Moppy	and we don't know why
Drumun	no one thought it was possible Rose kisses drumun on the way past Drumun is kind of shocked
Drumun	"Eh?" Rose winks and runs off
Drumun	"..."
H. Knight	"Welcome Back, Drumun. Don't Mind Rose, She's Had An Epiphany"
Drumun	"Whut in the world did ah miss?" "I wudn't sure the world was endin till just now" "Ah think ah'm alive"
H. Knight	"You Would Not Be Joking If You Were Here During The Fighting" "It Was... Not Enjoyable."
Drumun	"Ah apologize fer not bein' here"
Drufle (GM)	(the session wont actually start in the guild hall im just giving you guys a nice backdrop)
Drumun	"Ah should av been here ta fight"
R�senfeld	"It's almost like there is a very malicious entity trying its hardest to make the world go bye-bye.. Hmm."
Drumun	"Russ! How're ya doin?" R�senfeld squints
Samantha Rose H.	oh, brb. my toilet is asking for attention
Drumun	"Gah...how long 'ave I been gone...ah lost track"
H. Knight	Toilet: FEED ME SAMMY FEEEED MEEE
R�senfeld	"The same as I always am. Ready and willing to fight in service of His name." Drumun hands Russ back his trenchcoat
Drufle (GM)	it's been at least a few months
Drumun	"Ah think this belongs ta you"
Drufle (GM)	less than 8
H. Knight	"How Did You Develop Those Abdominals? I Know The Human Body Is Nowhere Near That Defined"
Samantha Rose H.	ok back
R�senfeld	(where are we right now, incidntally?) Drumun flexes a bit
Drufle (GM)	in the guild hall
H. Knight	talkin with peeps someplace in the city i.e. there
Drumun	"Ya, ah've been training quite a bit"
Drufle (GM)	somewhere in the city, at the very least
Rose	topless, showing off my birthmark
R�senfeld	"Thank you, Drumun." hangs it up "I've grown accustomed to being without it by now."
Drumun	"Well uh...ah guess ah'm not just here to catch up"
H. Knight	"Please Rose, Anyone Could Walk In Through The Door"
R�senfeld	"No, I can't imagine we'll get that peace." "So tell us of your travels, Drumun."
Drumun	"My training wusn't just physical"
Rose	but......its SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pretty H. Knight moves in between rose and rusenfeld's field of vision R�senfeld isn't even remotely interested anyway
H. Knight	jeezus
Drumun	"Well, ah wusn't travelling so much as ah was waiting in a forest"
Drufle (GM)	a FOREST you say
Drumun	"After that...incident ah felt I needed to get a hold on...that" Rose puts her leather back on Drumun shakes his head
R�senfeld	"... What do you mean?" "We fixed the Maiden's Tear."
Drumun	"Bah, no more dancin around the bush" "If ye would follow me outside, ah have a confession"
Rose	"ive got a forest" oh wait R�senfeld warily complies.
Rose	inside voice coming
Drumun	"Ah gotta get this off my chest, ah cannot keep ye in the dark and work with ya in good concious" Drumun walks outside Drumun takes a deep breath Rose walks behind
Drumun	"This might seem a bit...unorthodox" "but trust me...ah got this under control" H. Knight turns on his sensor array
R�senfeld	"Got -what- under control?" Drumun focuses deeply...and begins to grow
Drumun	His hair turns from the normal dark brown to a fiery red tusks form, a snout grows R�senfeld 's eyes widen.
Drumun	his skin turns to a dark purple when it is over, he is nearly russ's height "Snort" Rose hugs piggie
Drumun	"Snort?"
Rose	I promice I wont eat you
Drumun	(can I talk? I don't think so)
(From R�senfeld)	should I roll to see if Rusenfeld can accept this without going nuts?
Rose	(I'm talking to you)
Drumun	I'm asking druf
(To Sol)	yeah gimme a will save
Rose	(you don't need to respond)
Drufle (GM)	i uh
Rose	(oh)
Drufle (GM)	I'll need to look for that.
Drumun	I don't think I can actually respond to questions that are about to start R�senfeld: Will Challenge Roll 16
Drumun	at least not verbally
H. Knight	did he win
Drufle (GM)	You're fine, Ruse.
R�senfeld	You're in luck.
Drumun	you passed, good jub
Rose	perception? to read body language?
R�senfeld	or rather I am?
Drumun	I hope you don't have to do this every time
R�senfeld	No, not every time.
Rose	phew
R�senfeld	I had planned to once he'd confirmed you were a wereboar. R�senfeld breathes deeply
Drumun	I'm in control, I won't attack you even if youu attacked me
Drufle (GM)	It doesn't say you can't talk, so I think you can.
Rose	why would I attack you?
Drumun	Russ might
H. Knight	Russ would
R�senfeld	"Normally, I would kill an abomination like yourself, Drumun... But I'm going to go against my better judgement, and trust that you can control this... this condition."
Drumun	"Well...snort...here it is" Drumun looks a bit sad from Russ's comment
Drumun	"ya...it ain't pretty..."
R�senfeld	"The New God must have room for you in his plans, or he would not have given me the will to control myself." H. Knight walks up
Drumun	"But ah couldn't ignore it any longer..."
Rose	don't worry Drumun I'll keep Ruses condition under controll
R�senfeld	"But when all this is over, Drumun.. you must seek a cure."
Drumun	"Heh...ye think ah haven't?" "Russ...I've tried everythin" "Ah truely have" R�senfeld goes against his nature and walks up to Drumun, putting a hand on his animalistic shoulder
R�senfeld	"Trust in the Lord, and he will reveal a way."
H. Knight	(To Rose) "I Don't See Why There Has To Be So Much Fuss. Rusenfeld Tolerated Me. He Tolerated You."
Drumun	"Maybe, maybe not..."
R�senfeld	"Have faith."
Drufle (GM)	To be fair, aside from killing the person that gave it to you, the only real known way to cure lycanthropy is with a rank 5 spell.
Rose	"Meh"
Drumun	there are like...some substances but never concrete they don't always work
Rose	HK, so wht is his problem anyway?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, those aren't as good.
H. Knight	concrete is awful as a cure
Drumun	belladonna is one of them
R�senfeld	the issue with Rusenfeld is that he has a deep-seeded hatred of old magics, which he considers abomonable, for several reasons
Drumun	"At least now ah kin use this fer somethin"
R�senfeld	so learning his friend is a wereboar required a will-save in order to not get the crossbow out
Drumun	"Maybe make up for...whatever ah did in tha past"
H. Knight	"He Was Raised Under The Aegis Of The New God, Rose. And He Entered The Inquisition. It Is No Wonder He Finds Bestial Transformation Abhorrent."
Drufle (GM)	Yeah and don't forget your level 1 adventure. Rose looks confused?
H. Knight	"I Might Have Done The Same As Him, When I Was A Man."
Drufle (GM)	He had a direct run-in with a poor orc man mutated into a nasty wolf monster.
Drumun	"Most people think poorly of skinchangers, Rose"
R�senfeld	"How long have you kept this a secret?" also is music going wonks for anyoen else?
Drumun	"Long before we met..." "since ah was a river dwarf"
Drufle (GM)	The music should be fine...
Rose	oh, brb
Drufle (GM)	It is a rather funky song to begin with.
H. Knight	it's very nice
R�senfeld	lemme refresh R�senfeld appears deep in thought for a moment R�senfeld takes out the idol of Astrid and begins to pray
Drumun	"Ah...ah didn't jus work on mah porkiness" R�senfeld finishes praying and nods
R�senfeld	"Explain." Drumun points to a training dummy roughly...12 yards away
Drumun	"watch this" FLYING KICK Drumun launches into the air, closing the distance and striking the test dummy with a powerful hoof kick
Drufle (GM)	I really hope Drumun yells that out loud.
R�senfeld	hahaha
Drumun	do you want me too? because I can
Drufle (GM)	FURYINGU KIKKU
R�senfeld	i was imagining like Pumba doing that exaact thing, Drufle
Drumun	pfffataahhaha hakunamaKICKA
R�senfeld	ahahahahahaha
H. Knight	Secret Pork Move! Pigs-Might-Fly Kick!
Drufle (GM)	But yeah, flying kick is pretty great! It's like a charge but with buffs instead of debuffs.
R�senfeld	what happens to the test dummy?
Drufle (GM)	Roll damage, Drumun.
Drumun	rolling 3d6( 2 + 4 + 2 ) = 8
Drufle (GM)	Don't forget your extra 1d6. Is that really it? 3d6?
Drumun	I'm not sure 1d6 from my class 1d6 from warrior I'm not Focused so that's 1d6 missing
Drufle (GM)	You get 2d6 from warrior.
Drumun	oh rolling 4d6 ( 3 + 1 + 5 + 5 ) = 14
R�senfeld	that poor test dummy
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, that dummy is demolished.
Drumun	"Hoof"
Drufle (GM)	Straw and sackcloth fly everywhere.
Drumun	"How wus that?" H. Knight Claps
H. Knight	and then goes to sweep up the mess R�senfeld whistles
R�senfeld	"Clearly you have been given this opportunity to perform His work with unusual ferocity in order to prove your worth." "And that's a hell of a mess you just made, too." chuckles slightly
Drumun	"Do you approve, though?" "Ya say He does"
R�senfeld	"It's not my place to judge God's work."
Drumun	"But ah wasn't tryin ta impress him"
R�senfeld	"You aren't attacking innocent people." "What more do I need to know?" Drumun signs, somewhat dissatisfied'
Drumun	"That should be all"
Drufle (GM)	sign...
Drumun	dag nabbit
R�senfeld	dear me, poor drumun asks for approval from gruff mcfeisty
H. Knight	"You Have Done Well To Improve Your Combat Skills To This Extent" "Good Job"
Drumun	"Ah have some work to make up for" H. Knight clanks out a thumbs-up
Drufle (GM)	Meanwhile Rose is exploding birds out of the sky or something.
Drumun	"oh wait, is yvonne here? Ah think she needs ta know"
R�senfeld	i thought she was a Nice Lady � now
Drumun	"she kinda runs tha whole thing"
H. Knight	(is yvonne out of traction yet)
Drufle (GM)	She still has to eat. Yvonne's perfectly fine!
H. Knight	good
Drumun	she is Okay with boarman
Drufle (GM)	Also I almost get the feeling that, like.
Drumun	because boarman is ripped
Drufle (GM)	She might've already known?
Drumun	gasp
R�senfeld	Yvonne knows most of everythig, doens't she? that's what I assumed :P
H. Knight	those goshdarned psychic powers
Drufle (GM)	She's ridiculously perceptive and has numerous psychic powers. It wouldn't surprise me if she figured it out months ago and just never told anyone.
R�senfeld	so when Russ tells he he'll do something in return for a cup of tea she nows he's gonna "forget" to
Drumun	never goes out under a full moon
Rose	I'm kind of back. my new ikea wardrobe just became flat pack again.
H. Knight	oh dear
R�senfeld	oh god
Drumun	uh oh
R�senfeld	that doesn't sound good
Rose	im no good at diy
R�senfeld	get Moppy to do it for you
H. Knight	ohhhh yeah I never did tell them sam
Rose	:)
Drufle (GM)	Mopp's surely a carpenter.
Drumun	:o
Drufle (GM)	Right then, did anyone want to do more things? During these 8 months?
R�senfeld	i'm waiting for mopp to finish his sentence
Drumun	ah've done wut ah needed ta do
R�senfeld	other than that, not really
H. Knight	don't mind me
Rose	How long does it takes elves to have babies?
Drufle (GM)	Uhhhhhhhh
H. Knight	hundreds of years
Drumun	it is increadibly rare
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, probably.
Rose	then im good
R�senfeld	hahahaha
Drumun	possibly it only happens when an elf somewhere dies
Drufle (GM)	That sounds like a thing that does not happen often.
H. Knight	so druf
Rose	but ive had loads of practice
H. Knight	do you have any info on yvonne because I want to know
Drumun	they sometimes steal children instead
Drufle (GM)	In what sense? I have her sheet here.
H. Knight	why she's our secretary
R�senfeld	he has like all the info on yvonne
H. Knight	when she has so much power
Drufle (GM)	Oh, she was assigned by the capital to work for you guys.
H. Knight	why is she not leading the charge oh alright then
Rose	why not. I was a prositute
R�senfeld	she kinda did lead the charge in the last fight
Drufle (GM)	I'm pretty sure I said that during the beginning of the expert arc.
R�senfeld	you know, the one where we demolished a huge demon with little effort
Drumun	Elves, even when trying, have serious trouble having children
Drufle (GM)	The mechanical reason for why she doesn't join you guys is because she's too good at fighting and it would make combat boring. The in-story reason is that she doesn't actually enjoy combat very much.
H. Knight	that's what I wanted to know perfectly valid reason
Drufle (GM)	Her psychic powers came as an accident, not a purposeful study.
H. Knight	god I should have come up with something for Wari to do during last week
Rose	all the best things were accidents
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, so, what did Drumun and Ruse do with their time?
Drumun	where is wari during all this?
R�senfeld	don't worry my other character beats all of yours in terms of neglect
Drufle (GM)	You guys have approximately 8 months of time to just, do things.
Rose	oh has wari got the new axes yet?
Wari	oh yes that
Drumun	Drumun continues to train, meditate, and help Yvonne with paperwork
Drufle (GM)	Along with a sack of money and authority.
Drumun	he's not very good at the paperwork oh I need to buy some scrolls
Wari	"Yeah I gotte Rose, Thanks!"
R�senfeld	I dunno, after last time i imagine Ruse would be looking for why the Shadow has so much influence
Wari	*m
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne appreciates the help.
R�senfeld	like what exactly broke
Drufle (GM)	A good question.
R�senfeld	something had to catalyze this whole thing
Rose	it wasn't me
Drumun	how much does a rank 1 spell scroll cost?
R�senfeld	seem like something Ruse would get fairly obsessed with
Drufle (GM)	Do you want to pray to the New God for answers, or go through reading?
Rose	honest
R�senfeld	in 8 months do I not get to do a bit of both? :P
Drumun	you could visit Thicket
Drufle (GM)	Good point.
Drumun	she bought a small library of her own
Drufle (GM)	Rank 1 scrolls are 5 ss.
Drumun	and she can read like, three different languages
R�senfeld	tell you what, druf
Drufle (GM)	I just asked, Ruse, because praying for answers is an actual mechanical thing. That you need to roll for.
R�senfeld	i'll consider it fair if you let me pray only if I failed with reading
Drufle (GM)	Alright, sure. You most certainly have access to the best libraries in the capital. Assuming they weren't, you know, destroyed.
Wari	yeah
Drufle (GM)	So how about you give me a PER check with 2 banes to try and find these books.
Wari	did I ask already R�senfeld: Perception Challenge Roll 18
Wari	how the hell the void bull got in
Drufle (GM)	Oh damn.
Drumun	wait, how much do rank 0 scrolls cost?
Rose	wow
Drufle (GM)	You did, Wari.
R�senfeld	I did the banes correctly, right?
Drufle (GM)	And I answered: 30 foot bull.
Wari	yeah but where _from_
Drufle (GM)	Through the walls, how else? Unless you mean his actual origin.
Rose	would that be found in the hide I gave hk?
Drumun	the void bull WAS the walls
R�senfeld	no wait something's weird with that rll roll look at the breakown breakdown
Wari	guren no yumiya plays in the distance
Drufle (GM)	No, that's correct.
R�senfeld	ohhh ok i mistead misread*
Drufle (GM)	Yeah you totally found some great books on the subject.
R�senfeld	i rolld a 19 holy crap
Drufle (GM)	Indeed. In one of the darker corners of the High Caecran Library, you find a strange, skin-bound book that you would've ordinarily passed over as too gruesome. It seems to be the journal of a mad cultist who lived about a hundred years ago, who attempted to open portals in the depths of the capital.
Rose	and?
Drufle (GM)	His attempts were largely failures, but he keeps mentioning something called Gaethira.
Drumun	dun dun DUUUUUUNNN
Rose	.........
Drufle (GM)	Mentions of strange colored runes dot throughout the book as well, runes the cultist could not discern with even the most dark magic. You don't find much else in the journal, but the name Gaethira shows up too often to be unimportant. It seems to be linked to holes between worlds, and corruption.
R�senfeld	Do I just find this one journal?
Wari	cosmic roundworm...
Drufle (GM)	I'll give you another book, sure, since you rolled so well.
R�senfeld	i mean I was just asikng lol i didn't roll a 20 just a 19 :P Thicket started following Russ, trying to help
Drufle (GM)	In another black-leather book, jammed shut with rusted iron locks, you find a seemingly mundane listings of various old deities and cults that existed in Caecras over the centuries.
R�senfeld	that's a fair point, am I allowed to have recruited Thicket for magic-know-how help?
Drufle (GM)	One entry you find particularly interesting- a supposed Cathedral of Hate that was the central location of worship during the Witch-King's reign far in the past, which supposedly used to sit very near to where the Grand Cathedral is now. You can bring whoever you want with you, that's not my call.
R�senfeld	cool
Drufle (GM)	That's all the information I'll give you for now.
R�senfeld	so I have Gaethira, and I have Cathedral of hate...
Thicket	surely not a coincidence
Drufle (GM)	There will certainly be possibilities for dark knowledge in the future.
R�senfeld	alright guess i'll tell people what I found out
Drufle (GM)	Did you still want to pray to the New God? You can do that too if you want.
R�senfeld	yeah sure not gonna say no to free help
Drufle (GM)	The way it works is that for each month you spend in the chapel or cathedral praying and doing other arbitrary religious stuff. You get to roll 3d20. If two of those dice are 18-20, you get a direct answer to any question you want. So how many months are you going to dedicate to this? You have 8 total.
R�senfeld	well how long do we say it took me to find those books? since clearly they weren't obvious
Drufle (GM)	Probably a month, maybe 2.
R�senfeld	whew, 6 months to pray with is nice i'll spend pretty much whatever you'll let me in quiet reflection then
Drufle (GM)	Righto, roll 3d20 six times for me then.
R�senfeld	can I do like separate rolls but all in one line?
Rose	ive figured out why it brok. the silver things I left out hold the screws in place
Drufle (GM)	I think you can do 6#3d20.
Rose	broke
Thicket	maybe I should stop buying scrolls
R�senfeld	rolling 6#3d206 = 6
Drufle (GM)	Hmph. Clearly not, then.
Thicket	I am starting to have trouble sorting through them all
Drufle (GM)	I think you can ctrl-enter to do multiple rolls in one entry.
R�senfeld	rolling 3d20( 6 + 12 + 20 ) = 38 rolling 3d20 ( 17 + 13 + 16 ) = 46 rolling 3d20 ( 8 + 12 + 18 ) = 38 rolling 3d20 ( 2 + 6 + 7 ) = 15 rolling 3d20 ( 13 + 15 + 7 ) = 35 rolling 3d20 ( 19 + 3 + 1 ) = 23
Drumun	it appears there is no answer
Drufle (GM)	Very close on some of those...
R�senfeld	ONE success out of 6 that's so sad
Wari	New god has New phone who did s
Rose	could I help?
R�senfeld	rolled a nat20 in one even :(((
Drufle (GM)	I'll give you a vague answer to a question, since one of those rolls was close enough.
R�senfeld	lemme think...
Drufle (GM)	One day, when you're laying prostrate in the guild's chapel, you hear whispering in your ear. A faint light illuminates you from an unknown source. What do you ask the voice?
R�senfeld	"Lord... Where can I find the answers I seek in order to save this world from corruption? I beseech you, guide your faithful servant!"
Drufle (GM)	Hmm...
R�senfeld	jsut asking for like a location just so we're clear.. I'm not trying to game it
Rose	or if its a thing I coud track it could
Drufle (GM)	I think the answer is something along the lines of... "Your answers lie with the forsaken one."
Drumun	oh snap to the forsaken fortress!
Rose	sounds pretty
Drufle (GM)	Yeah the answers are actually with Phantom Ganon. Anyway, I think that's pretty much it for the 8 months, right? Anything else anybody wants to do?
Wari	one more thing
Drumun	Drumun is just buying scrolls
Rose	go to some haunted house?
Wari	I can't remember if HK ever made anything out of the void bull hide
R�senfeld	oh 18-20 i read 16-20
Wari	or put it to some other use
Rose	I'll just go polish my bow
R�senfeld	i guess vague is all I get fair enough
Drufle (GM)	Oh, no, HK never used the hide.
Wari	let's do that then!
Drufle (GM)	You could make a kickass leather armor. Hell it probably wouldn't even count as leather. H. Knight holds the hides Rose looks at hk
H. Knight	"Well I Cannot Say That I Am Really A Leatherworker..."
R�senfeld	hey drufle can you give me like an empty sheet not a char sheet
Drufle (GM)	Uh, sure?
R�senfeld	just a plain sheet
Drufle (GM)	There you go.
Drumun	he's takin notes
Rose	dream diary?
H. Knight	so what would be best here
Drufle (GM)	So, there's a tailor in the city that can probably work this stuff.
H. Knight	should I just take a crack at it? ok good
Drufle (GM)	You can try yourself, if you want. You don't have the tailor profession so I don't think I can recommend that course of action.
H. Knight	no I am an honest blacksmith now maybe a tanner or something can offer advice H. Knight goes looking Rose follows
Drufle (GM)	So I think there's an older human man in the craftsman's quarter who is fairly well-known for working with high-quality hides. H. Knight knocks on the door
Rose	should I track him down or do we know where he is? or hk knows
Drufle (GM)	He's well-known, you can easily just ask around.
Rose	.....
H. Knight	yeah that's what I assumed happened everyone knows me by now
R�senfeld	aw no hunt for you :P
Drufle (GM)	You hear some shuffling from behind the door, and the heavy wooden door creaks open.
Rose	I wanna hun something Rose prepairs bow
H. Knight	"You Can Hunt When We're Done" "Put That Away, We're In Polite Company"
R�senfeld	XD
Rose	sorry, freaked a little old habbits
Drufle (GM)	Behind the door is a rather thin old man, with wispy gray hair and large thick glasses, wearing a bloody apron that smells kind of terrible.
H. Knight	old hobbits
Rose	ooh, cute
Tarm Charson	"Yes, sorry, what is it?"
H. Knight	now THAT's a name
Rose	you single?
R�senfeld	ahahaha Tarm Charson gets flustered when he sees the giant metal horse man in front of the door. H. Knight drops the fifty-pound stack of minotaur skin
Tarm Charson	"Oh deary me, what dreadfully magical hide."
R�senfeld	does high-quality china fall of a table somewherei n the house? Rose starts openly flirting with the blood covered human
H. Knight	"Excuse Me Sir, I Was Wondering If You Would Be Able To Make Use Of This?"
Drumun	do we have any of those scrolls left from that library loot?
Drufle (GM)	Plenty, Drumun. Just, so many.
H. Knight	"It's From The Monster That Attacked The City"
Drumun	dangit rose, wait till AFTER the man is done working what we got, I wan em I have so many scrolls might as well or rather, I'll have Thicket scribe copies of them
Tarm Charson	"Oh yes, the void bear, of course. Nasty things, aren't they."
H. Knight	"Void Bull. But Yes, Inhospitable."
Drumun	I have become the scroll dwarf Rose plays with her hair
Rose	but we got rid of it Tarm Charson nods kind of slowly, and pulls a magnifying glass from somewhere.
Rose	and I skinned it perfectly
Tarm Charson	"Well-cut, subcutaneous membranes severed properly, fur largely intact..."
H. Knight	"I Am Still Amazed That You Were Able To Manage That In Such Short A Time" Tarm Charson starts mumbling softly about multiple different properties.
Rose	then you could............. inspect my full hide H. Knight gives a withering look
Rose	im very skilled hk. ve had a couple of hundred years of practice
H. Knight	"Rose, The Age Gap Is Far Too Great"
Tarm Charson	"High quality, yes, very good, this is quite amenable."
Rose	but I wanna toy boy Tarm Charson is completely ignoring whatever conversation is going on outside the door that is not about this delightful leather.
Drumun	sigh
H. Knight	"He Is Several Decades Behind You"
R�senfeld	sign*
Drumun	:P
Rose	but.....but....
R�senfeld	(sorry coldn't resist don't hate me)\
Drumun	:P :P :P
Rose	I was expecting a face palm but oh well
H. Knight	(To Tarm)"How Is It, Sir?"
Tarm Charson	"Would you care to give me a while with this void buck's hide? I may come up with something... useful, here."
R�senfeld	hahaha
Rose	i bet he could
R�senfeld	i love how he never gets it right
H. Knight	"Of Course. Take As Long As You Need."
Rose	i coud help you ......... Tarm Charson nods, picks up all fifty pounds of the hides, and slams the door shut without another word.
R�senfeld	good ol' absent-minded super-genius craftsman trope eh?
Rose	damn!!
R�senfeld	good choice, sir.
H. Knight	"Time To Go Have A Cold Shower, My Dear" H. Knight leads Rose away from the shoppe
R�senfeld	how are you doing that?
Drufle (GM)	Before you leave, a small note is slid out from under the door.
R�senfeld	you can't really touch her a t all Rose pouts
H. Knight	clothing
R�senfeld	fair
H. Knight	also like if I put my arm around her and walk forward she kinda has to keep up
R�senfeld	she's gonna have to move yeah
Rose	yep
H. Knight	like an electric fence
Rose	damn hate metal
R�senfeld	hahaha \m/
Drufle (GM)	The note reads: "Happily married, thank you anyways." Rose storms off
H. Knight	"....." "Ha..."
R�senfeld	did HK just laugh?
H. Knight	dun dun duunnnnn
Drufle (GM)	BEEP BOOP EMOTIONS
R�senfeld	it's an emotional rollercoaster today :O
Drumun	excellent
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, about a month and a half later, a VERY large package arrives at the guild.
Drumun	large you say?
Rose	one of roses arrows lands just below where hk's manhood would have been
Drumun	druf, where do we keep the scrolls?
Drufle (GM)	In the guild's library.
R�senfeld	poor yvone probably ends up carrying it since Rusenfeld likes ducking out of menial labour Drumun raids the library Rose raids the kitchen
Drufle (GM)	When I say large, I mean the package probably won't fit through the front door.
R�senfeld	one day she'll psy-slap his ass into shape lol
H. Knight	"I Take It You Want To Open The Thing, Rose?"
Rose	oooh but im hungry
R�senfeld	what about the backdoor? :3
Drumun	but drufle, what scrolls do we have? and rank 0 or 1? *any someone has to use them
Drufle (GM)	Look man you can just buy those if you want, they're so cheap.
Drumun	and everyone else with power knows their own spells Rose grabs a loaf and a wheel of cheese and runs towards the package
H. Knight	maybe the box will fit if we remove the packaging
Drumun	I have so many already I want to narrow it down H. Knight helps
Drufle (GM)	I can give you the listing of the scrolls from the books later, when I can get my notebook.
Drumun	okay for now
H. Knight	right now we have a present to open!
R�senfeld	brb doorbell Drumun helps with the package Rose is thinking about BIG packages
Rose	........
Drufle (GM)	Inside the package is a massive pile of very neatly-folded sets of armor, wristbands, footwraps, headbands, and other assorted accessories.
H. Knight	I don't think this box will contain the void equivalent of a steely dan, Rose
Rose	lets play dressup
Drumun	"Well, this is rather odd"
Drufle (GM)	The armor looks nothing like the hide you gave Tarm, it looks like a black metal with a deep red glow underneath.
Drumun	metal leather???
Rose	ooooooooooooooooooooh!
H. Knight	"Hm. Disquieting."
Rose	but can i touch?
Drumun	"Ah agree, where did this come from?" Drumun pokes a piece of it
Drufle (GM)	The armor is tough but malleable, and quickly covers you when you put it on.
Rose	is there a note
Drufle (GM)	There is a note! H. Knight reads the note Rose strips and starts trying everything on
Rose	how do i lok?
Drumun	"well, ah ain't one fer armor really. Messes with my movements"
Rose	look?
Drumun	"everythin made of this stuff look sinister"
Wari	"Like A Demon Princess, Girl"
R�senfeld	bac Rose smiles
Drufle (GM)	"Void boar hide is quite useless on its own; too sinewy, too tough. The armor enclosed is a modified hide, soaked, roasted, and enchanted to suit your needs. The work was appreciated. - Tarm"
R�senfeld	back
Rose	just need a tiara now
Wari	"So Wait, is this like, void jerky armor or something?"
R�senfeld	yum so, multiple suits of armor?
Rose	i know i have some bone somewhere
Drumun	"ain't like any jerky ah ever seen"
R�senfeld	do we just all get magical armor now?
Drufle (GM)	The armor automatically wraps over your skin when you put it on, soft and supple on the inside but tough and jagged on the outside.
Wari	BODYSUITS
Rose	pretty
Wari	we power rangers now
Drumun	ah mean you guys are
Drufle (GM)	When Rose puts it on, the black and red colors soften and become a deep hunter green and a light robin blue.
R�senfeld	MEGAZOID ENGAGE
Rose	oooooh
Wari	a megazoid is something completely different but no less awesome
Rose	suits my hair
Wari	from a megazord
R�senfeld	whatever man i last watchd PR like 20 years ago
Drumun	eh, close enough
R�senfeld	:P
Wari	so druf
Drumun	so what is for whom then? Rose starts prettying up her bow to match
Wari	actually no
Drufle (GM)	There is enough armor here for anyone to have a set if they want it; it acts as medium armor with no DEF penalty, and in fact gives a +2 DEF.
Wari	"Hell I'll have a go"
Drumun	dang Wari takes a set away to change
Wari	(she has SOME modesty)
R�senfeld	can i even wear it? what's medium?
Drumun	I wish I could wear it
Drufle (GM)	You can wear it sure, Ruse. Wari comes back decked out in demonic gear
Drufle (GM)	Drumun you can wear, like, the headbands and wristbands and stuff if you want.
Wari	"well, this isn't half bad "
Drufle (GM)	You already have so many bonuses to DEF I figured you wouldn't really need more, but you can still be fashionable.
R�senfeld	hm
Rose	70's style
Drumun	I'll be fine
R�senfeld	will rusenfeld feel comfortable wearing the hide of a demonic monster..
Wari	(what colors does wari get)
Drumun	headbands and wristbands don't fit with mah style
R�senfeld	or beastman ro whateever you know what i mean
Drumun	plus I have other means of getting def
R�senfeld	it'd be so much better than my current armor TT
Drufle (GM)	Wari's armor becomes a deep crimson with gold trimming.
Wari	neat R�senfeld: Will Challenge Roll 13 i'm gonna say yes
Drufle (GM)	CANT RESIST THE FASHION
Rose	lol
R�senfeld	hey i rolled for it, can't say fairer than that :P
Drumun	"Ah have ta say, this is some pretty fancy armor" Rose changes some of her fletchings to match her outfit
Drumun	"Wonder why it changes color"
R�senfeld	my god and I rolld a 9, sos lucky my will's that high R�senfeld dons a suit of void bull armor
Drufle (GM)	There is an actual reason as to why it changes color but I think that might be spoilers? So I won't say for now.
Drumun	okay then
H. Knight	"I Shall Have To Send My Regards To The Armorer For This"
Drumun	well, now I'm curious
Rose	and me? Drumun puts on a headband
R�senfeld	what colours are mine?
H. Knight	god I thought you were just making this all up
Drumun	"...hmmm, maybe I shoulda tried a wristband" Drumun moves the headband to his wrist
Drufle (GM)	Ruse's armor becomes a gleaming white, with seven-pointed stars in black dotting various points on his shoulders and chest.
Rose	pretty
R�senfeld	wow
Drumun	fancy R�senfeld looks at the armor, and grunts in approval
Rose	so it seems to show markings of what or whom we are? H. Knight picks up a coat and wears it open, like a cape
Drufle (GM)	And Drumun, if you're worried about this stuff breaking when you transform, it won't.
Rose	hk, put one on
Drufle (GM)	It's been enchanted to adjust its size to the wearer.
Drumun	like the headbands and wristbands?
H. Knight	"Way Ahead Of You, Rose"
Drumun	I mean, armor still messes with my class benefits
Rose	but you look cute
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, it won't count as armor for those purposes and won't have any mechanical benefits. But it'll look pretty neat.
H. Knight	same with my btw I'm having it for fashion
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, HK already has literal built-in armor.
Drumun	wristbands don't do anything but change color
Drufle (GM)	Indeed.
H. Knight	mood bands
Drumun	speaking of which, what did Drumun end up with?
R�senfeld	if only you were a were-bull
Rose	can i put on a headband aswell?
R�senfeld	MOO-d bands
Drumun	werebull or not I'm still a Mystic and a Martial Artist
H. Knight	rose I thought you had put on everything
Drufle (GM)	There's tons of stuff here, you can put on any stuff you want.
Rose	i put so much on i cannot remember what im wearing
Drufle (GM)	Tarm made, like, 15 full sets of armor and accessories from that hide.
H. Knight	oof Drumun is waiting to see what color the wristband becomes
Rose	oh......
R�senfeld	lol the fashion is real!
Rose	PINK H. Knight is same
Drufle (GM)	Drumun, your bands become a soft grayish brown with an indigo border.
Drumun	"Interestin"
Drufle (GM)	A nice deep, natural bluish purple.
H. Knight	for me? augh I just opened the chat log
Drumun	oh nooooo
H. Knight	to keep track of these for art
Drufle (GM)	Oh, right, sorry. HK's bands become an almost fluorescent blue and yellow color, with strange runes in a softer yellow across the blue field.
R�senfeld	i love that you put on some jazz for the fashion show good choice
Drumun	indeed
Rose	lol R�senfeld walks the catwalk
H. Knight	"Unexpected But Pleasant" Rose follows
Drufle (GM)	Well it was mostly because the guild hall song stop working but this is a good fit anyways.
R�senfeld	a good FIT? ahahahahahaha
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne is probably just watching all this happen with the most confused look on her face.
Rose	shouldn't she put one on?
Drumun	uh oh now I'm curious what Yvonne would get
H. Knight	sic'er, Rose Rose goes towards Yvonne holding a headband Yvonne Lariel starts shaking her head. H. Knight facepalms
Drumun	its too late Yvonne
Yvonne Lariel	"I, uh, appreciate the offer, but I'd really rather not." Rose carries on walking
R�senfeld	welp, rose is about to get flung across the room
Drumun	"Yer lucky its just a headband"
Rose	PPPPLLLLLEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSEEEE
R�senfeld	dear me
Rose	put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on, Yvonne Lariel shakes her head furiously, eyes wide in fear as Rose approaches.
Rose	put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,
R�senfeld	what have you wrought drufle
H. Knight	"Okay This Is Going Too Far"
Rose	put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on,put it on, H. Knight intercedes! Rose stops
Drumun	roll interception
H. Knight	god do I
Rose	????
H. Knight	"Rose, Yvonne Clearly Is Still Traumatised By The Whole Affair." Yvonne Lariel releases the breath that she had been holding and sits back down.
Rose	but.... Yvonne Lariel turns to HK and looks confused for a second before nodding.
H. Knight	"I Think It Would Be Best To Leave Her Be For Now"
Rose	pretty clothes
Yvonne Lariel	"Yes, the, uh... void bull was kind of a big thing, much rather not deal with that."
H. Knight	(to Yvonne) "I Am Sorry, Miss Lariel"
Drumun	Roll Wis to detect motives? Rose slowly walks away R�senfeld starts rubbing his temples
Drufle (GM)	If you want to, sure. Drumun: Will Challenge Roll 5 WELP
H. Knight	russ
Drufle (GM)	NNNNNope.
Drumun	I detect jack shit
R�senfeld	"So, guys... demonic invasions and stuff?" "World kind of ending?" "Ring a bell?"
H. Knight	LATER Rose: Will Challenge Roll 0
H. Knight	ahahahahahah
Rose	nope
Drumun	"Ye shouldn't force someone inta doin somethin they dun wan't to"
R�senfeld	that's broken
Drufle (GM)	That's not a pass, anyway.
Rose	but i can shoot now
Drufle (GM)	Her will is 1.
H. Knight	oh yeah we forgot
Rose	11
Drufle (GM)	Well yes, your mod is 1.
Rose	oh damn H. Knight: Will Challenge Roll 7
Drumun	pffft it is impossible
Drufle (GM)	Man, everyone just really wants to know what's up with Yvonne.
R�senfeld	these rolls, jeez
H. Knight	I guess we'll neve rknow the mystery! Thicket: Will Challenge Roll 10
H. Knight	back to business everybody
Drufle (GM)	Ruse refuses to roll.
R�senfeld	hahahaha
Rose	can i try perception instead?
Thicket	wow these rolls
H. Knight	this is the hardest check in the whole campaign I bet we need a nat 20
R�senfeld	Ruse kind of feels like Gaethira is more important, yeah
Drufle (GM)	Well I guess that's technically a pass.
Thicket	Thicket, somehow, has insight into this
Drufle (GM)	Thicket, you get, like, this really slight inkling that the void bull probably isn't really what's concerning Yvonne.
Thicket	an inkling you say!?
R�senfeld	oooh
H. Knight	woomy
R�senfeld	problems with fae?
Thicket	time to dive headfirst into that assumtion
R�senfeld	dun dun dunnn
Drufle (GM)	Pfffft ALL IN Thicket walks up to Yvonne
Thicket	"Hi!"
R�senfeld	drufle you might as well put teh dice down
Drufle (GM)	Ruse, you can continue talking about demons in the background if you want.
R�senfeld	today apparently we mess wiyh yvonne
Thicket	"What's on your mind?"
R�senfeld	with*
Drufle (GM)	Just because you succeeded doesn't mean she's gonna tell you, it just means you think there's something up.
Thicket	well of course not but Yvonne is stubborn
H. Knight	Thicket
Rose	i wonder if what you did for me would work on her?
Thicket	woops
H. Knight	nooooo
Thicket	yes, Thicket is also stubborn
Yvonne Lariel	"Uh, well, you know, destroyed city, moon was kinda glowing for a while, stuff like that."
Thicket	"But the clothes?" R�senfeld kind of gestures to yvonne with like flaily hand motions that are meant to represent explosions and scary things
Thicket	"You don't seem compleeeetly concerned about their Void Bull origin"
Yvonne Lariel	"Oh, those, I have, like, an aversion to weird leather, it chafes my skin."
Thicket	"Chafes huh?"
Rose	............
H. Knight	allergies are a bitch
Thicket	that is such a weak answer
R�senfeld	ok drufle
Thicket	thankfully Thicket has this ENTIRE adventure coming up where she can pester Yvonne
R�senfeld	I'm going to Wrath of God in the middle of the hall
Drufle (GM)	Er, what.
R�senfeld	that will get people's attention right?
H. Knight	he's in SRS BSNS mode Thicket sounds like she doesn't believe Yvonne
Rose	??????
Drufle (GM)	I mean, yes? It's a giant lightning bolt.
R�senfeld	yes
H. Knight	do it
R�senfeld	I'm gonna do it and then hope to god I get a Rest and that nobody died but I am gonna do it, I swear Drumun was already listening Drumun but now he's on the floor
R�senfeld	HAHAHAHAHAHA
Wari	"WHOAGOD"
Drumun	"RUSE WHY?"
Rose	BOOOOOOOOOOm Rose squeaks
R�senfeld	"Now that I have your attention..." H. Knight IMMEDIATELY wheels around R�senfeld stops briefly to put out the fire on his gloves
H. Knight	claws raised
Drumun	"Ye already had mah attention why'd ye launch that thing so close?"
Drufle (GM)	Claws?
R�senfeld	"Ahem. Now that I have your attention, can we go back to hunting demons?" Rose bow drawn
H. Knight	headcanon on how my punches hurt so much
Drufle (GM)	Ah.
Thicket	"..." Thicket goes back to pestering Yvonne
R�senfeld	really?
Thicket	she is not amused
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne is completely stunned by the lightning bolt in the middle of her foyer.
H. Knight	"I Don't Think You Needed To Be So Dramatic"
Rose	Fey for ya
H. Knight	"So, What's The Plan?"
R�senfeld	"You don't think a demonic invasion calls for a bit of drama, Holy Knight?
Drumun	"If ye wan ta fight demons, there has ta be demons ta fight" H. Knight reaches over and pinches Thicket's ear
Drumun	"we havn seen any fer a while, so where would we go?"
Thicket	"Ow, iron, ow"
R�senfeld	"Well, I spend some time researching why we have had so much trouble with them"
H. Knight	" Agains The Horde Perhaps, but Not Here." "What Did You Learn?"
R�senfeld	"I haven't had much luck, but I did find some interesting information." Rose throws some cream over for thickets ear
R�senfeld	"I found out that there used to be a demon cult that tried all sorts of ungodly summonings."
Drumun	"ain't there always demon cults?"
R�senfeld	"And I found out they tried to interact with a beign called Gaethira. It has something to do with holes in teh very fabrics of space, and unholy corruption." "Holes in the very fabric of space. See what I'm getting out?" getting at*
Rose	nope
Drumun	"Ah ain't sure"
Thicket	"Oh, Oh oh!" Thicket raises her hand
H. Knight	"As Have Been Appearing With The Beastman Armies"
R�senfeld	"...Well, I mean, those demons and the influence of the Voice has to get in here somehow."
Rose	a door?
R�senfeld	"Or something like it, yeah." "I found out more."
Thicket	"Portals! Portals are holes!" "We saw some of those"
R�senfeld	"I found out that very near the Grant Cathedral of the New God, there used to be a Cathedral of Hate." "I imagine that these are not unrelated."
Drumun	"That is one a tha silliest name ah ever heard"
R�senfeld	"I didn't name it."
Wari	"Cathedral of Hate? sounds like a real barrel o' laughs"
Rose	i love it
Drumun	"Nah, but ah agree wit ya"
R�senfeld	"..anyway, lastly, the Lord deemed me worthy and whispered in my ear."
Rose	r"hate" it or
H. Knight	"Really?"
R�senfeld	"I asked my Lord where we can find the answers we need to save our demented world, and I have received an answer." "I was told the answers "lie with the forsaken one."" Rose starts getting interested
Drumun	"Forsaken, eh?" "That kin mean many things"
H. Knight	"Rather Vague As A Clue To Work From"
R�senfeld	".. It must be a test of our faith. I suggest we make it a priority to find out what that means, and to investigate both the Cathedral of Hate and the Deity I mentioned."
Rose	well all we need to do is trak the one that was forsaken
Drufle (GM)	pfffft
Rose	simples
H. Knight	"But We Don't Know Who or What That Is."
Drumun	"Doesn't forsaken mean something like...abandonned?"
Rose	there must be a list of abandoned people like the wanted board?
H. Knight	"Or Buildings"
R�senfeld	"The Cathedral of Hate i mentioned could be considered forsaken." "It's basically all but gone.. maybe there are remnants underneath the city now."
H. Knight	"We Should Ask The Clergy About This"
Drumun	"One suggests a livin thing though, not a person"
Rose	should we go there then and start searching near the source?
H. Knight	"Perhaps They Hold Records"
Drumun	"Though ah reckon it's our best bet so far"
R�senfeld	"We have to start somewhere, or the Shadow will overtake this realm."
H. Knight	"Rusenfeld, Do You Know Where The Site Of This Cathedral Would Likely Have Been"
Rose	we need to light more tourches
R�senfeld	good questions did I get any maps drufle?
Drumun	"Ah ain't sure there'd be anythin left of it"
Rose	cant have shadow if everywhere is bright
H. Knight	"You Have The Right Idea Rose, But It Is More Metaphysical Than You Might Suppose"
Drufle (GM)	The location was rather vague, but it says the Cathedral of Hate was located on top of a hill, and theres only one notable hill near the Grand Cathedral.
Drumun	"Ah dun quite get the Shadow either" "Whas it want anyways?"
Rose	less light?
R�senfeld	"The Shadow refers to influence in this world eerted by something far, far beyond mortal comprehension. Trust me when I tell you, every little bit of influence it already has is much more than we want it to have"
Drumun	"Well, alright" "Lead the way, then"
R�senfeld	"The book I was reading mentioned the old Cathedral of Hate was located on a hill, near the location of the Grand Cathedral... That narrows it down considerably, doens't it?" exxerted*
Drufle (GM)	So are we actually going to this place?
Drumun	well then, lets go to that hill
R�senfeld	i'd like to
Drumun	totally won't be demons there
Drufle (GM)	Well, uh, one second then.
R�senfeld	sorry lol was that not what you wanted us to do?
Drufle (GM)	This was 100% not where I was planning on going so I'm gonna need a sec.
Drumun	we did it everyone we've gone completely Off the Rails
R�senfeld	I'm sorry TT
Drufle (GM)	We'll just be here.
Drumun	this trains gonna be LATE so what's on this hill now?
H. Knight	ruins
Drufle (GM)	You approach the Grand Cathedral and pass by, heading for the nearby hill that holds an old ruin.
Drumun	wow really, no one built here afterwards?
Drufle (GM)	Guards stand outside the entrance to the ruins and look at you as you come closer.
Drumun	or are these recent ruins from events oh, I guess not
Inquisitor	"Greetings, Heroes, what brings you here?"
Drumun	"Information huntin'" Inquisitor looks confused.
Inquisitor	"What, on Harrow Hill?"
Drumun	"We think this location may be important ta our demon problem"
H. Knight	"We Wish To Investigate The Structures Here That We May Advance Our Efforts To Halt The Demonic Incursion"
R�senfeld	isn't the demon problem being kept secret
Drumun	"We've got some info on some dark stuff tha used ta be here"
R�senfeld	oh god all cards on the table
Inquisitor	"Well, uh, I'm afraid I don't think we're allowed to let you in, I think?" Inquisitor turns to the other guard, who shrugs.
R�senfeld	guys this is the church of teh new god, what are oyu doing XDD
Samantha Rose H.	I'm back
Drumun	that was a different thing
R�senfeld	no, i mean, the organisation
H. Knight	they don't have their fuckin heads in the ground about this
Drumun	we arn't supposed to talk about the possession
Rose	can I help?
Drumun	Demons are kinda obvious now though
R�senfeld	hm i guess so yeah
H. Knight	charm one of them into letting us pass
Rose	oh ok
Inquisitor	"Emperor's orders, you know."
Rose	whats the charm roll for a naked girl?
Inquisitor	"Don't think anyone's supposed to go in here."
Drufle (GM)	I, uh, don't know?
R�senfeld	"This location was revealed to me by Divine right."
Drufle (GM)	Is there even a persuasion roll...
H. Knight	I'm surprised this game doesn't have that considering it has a literal viagra potion
Drumun	I've been using Will for that
R�senfeld	"Do you want to test the New God?"
Drufle (GM)	Ok, It's will v will, Rose. Rose starts to undress, whilst looking her target in the eye
R�senfeld	or that Rose: Will Challenge Roll 0
H. Knight	you know I was assuming you'd just use elven glamour but sure why not
Drufle (GM)	Shit man, alright.
R�senfeld	holy crap
Rose	ok guys
Drufle (GM)	I was gonna give you a bane but it wouldn't matter.
Drumun	well that works
Rose	I have years of expertice in that kind of work
R�senfeld	"... mutters this isn't a very Godly solution..."
Inquisitor	"Uh.......... New God, right, yes, sure." H. Knight sidles past the enraptured guards Inquisitor turns as HK walks by. R�senfeld shakes his head and just waltzes straight by
Rose	"oops, I seem to have dropped something
Drumun	"...mutters back all part of His plan, eh?"
Inquisitor	"Oh, just, uh, don't go in the building at the top, you know."
H. Knight	"Very Well Sirs"
R�senfeld	hm
H. Knight	"Have A Good Day"
R�senfeld	do I risk it
Drumun	"We thank ye fer yer cooperation"
R�senfeld	"Why is that exaactly?" Rose winks as she puts her clothes on and vanishes into the shaddows
Inquisitor	"Well, uh..." "I don't actually know, sir. We were just given direct orders by the Emperor himself to guard this area and make sure nobody goes in that building." "Didn't really think to ask why to His Royalty, you know."
H. Knight	"I Understand Completely"
R�senfeld	"How very exemplary of you. Good work."
Drumun	with how much we've gotten away with so far, I doubt this will be enough to tip the scales Inquisitor kinda nods and turns back to the street.
Drufle (GM)	So as you move into the ruins, things start looking less and less like the architecture you're used to. R�senfeld whispers to the party "So we should probably head up there, I imagine."
H. Knight	"At The Risk Of Unleashing More Evil" Drumun whispers back "Without a doubt"
H. Knight	I also whisper btw
Rose	whats the roll to stealth again?
Drufle (GM)	The normal nice, marble and granite soaring arches fade into black pumice and volcanic stone spires, mostly broken and collapsed. AGI for stealth. Drumun: Agility Challenge Roll 19 Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 0
Drumun	sneak mode activated
R�senfeld	wow a 6!
Drufle (GM)	Wow, ok, you guys are sneaky.
H. Knight	you both sneaking masters
R�senfeld	and a nat 19!
H. Knight	I'll just stand back and wait for the explosiosn
Rose	I'm all natural
R�senfeld	dohoho Drumun begins sneaking around, watching for danger
Drufle (GM)	The closer you get to the building, the more the normal nice gargoyles and statuary turns into grimacing faces and twisted bodies. Rose sneaks to the room she was told NOT to go to
H. Knight	"nice" gargoyles
Drufle (GM)	Relatively speaking.
Drumun	gargoyles are protectors I think of some sort
R�senfeld	"Yeah, this place reeks of the occult. We're going to find SOME answers here, that's for sure."
H. Knight	yeah they're made to drive away evil spirits by scaring them with their ugly faces kinda counterintuitive
Drufle (GM)	Eventually you crest the hill and at the top is an old, surprisingly intact stout, round building with a heavy black metal door at the front.
R�senfeld	I always thought they were just clever drainage
Rose	so which one of you guys are going to protect me?
Drumun	2spooky4evil
Drufle (GM)	Runes are inscribed over the top of the door.
Drumun	I'm with Rose right now
Rose	from the evil?
R�senfeld	.
Drumun	since I am sneak
R�senfeld	dafuq
Drumun	I got some healing scrolls just in case
R�senfeld	can't do tags apparently
Drufle (GM)	And I'm, like, 95% sure none of you can read the script.
Rose	I wanna see whats in the forbidden room
Drumun	what are these runes in?
Rose	i can read the magic stuff
Drumun	we should have brought Thicket
R�senfeld	yeah.. we probably should've like
Drufle (GM)	The runes are in Dark Speech.
R�senfeld	let drufle lead us where he wanted to H. Knight: Intellect Challenge Roll 11
Drufle (GM)	HK figures out as much, but he doesn't know the language.
Drumun	I'm not sure its a good idea to actually...understand this
H. Knight	I'm glad you understood what that roll was for
R�senfeld	yeah lol Drumun: Intellect Challenge Roll 9 well I tried
R�senfeld	necronomicon everyone?
Drufle (GM)	Drumun sure doesn't. If only Roy was with us, she has Read Anything.
Drumun	is that a scroll?
R�senfeld	let's investigate the door for ancient traps eh
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, it's a Rune magic cantrip.
Drumun	hmmm R�senfeld: Perception Challenge Roll 7
H. Knight	Maysherestinpeace
R�senfeld	or not Drumun: Perception Challenge Roll 7
Drufle (GM)	That door is a very nice door.
R�senfeld	i really ike those runes
Drufle (GM)	Metal!
Drumun	welp Rose: Perception Challenge Roll 0
R�senfeld	thank god
Rose	oh +1
Drufle (GM)	Ok Rose actually passes, good job.
Drumun	I should have shapeshifted and tried
Drufle (GM)	The door seems to be barred shut from the inside.
Rose	i cannot be surprised remember I'm elf
Drufle (GM)	There are no discernable traps.
Rose	HK?
R�senfeld	flying kick? :3
Drumun	can we like...slip a card in and push the lock up?
H. Knight	"We're Not Forcing This Open"
Drufle (GM)	Into a solid metal door?
R�senfeld	wow, can we?
Drufle (GM)	I wouldn't just, like, jam into that if I were you.
R�senfeld	@druf I was certainly joking
Drufle (GM)	Also you assume it's a tiny little modern lock, it's like a metal bar on the other side.
Drumun	"Hmmm"
Rose	is there any windows? Drumun looks up for windows
R�senfeld	where's yvonne when you need a psychic
Drufle (GM)	Not a single one.
Drumun	no holes, windows, anything?
Rose	how high are the walls?
Drufle (GM)	The walls are, like, maybe 15 feet tall?
Drumun	no way in?
Drufle (GM)	Pretty short for a building. Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 0
Drumun	other than this door...
Rose	nope
Drumun	guys I have a Spider Climb scroll
R�senfeld	beaten by a large metal door
Drufle (GM)	Rose, roll a 1d6 for me.
Rose	rolling 1d6( 5 ) = 5
R�senfeld	ouch
Drufle (GM)	Alright nevermind.
R�senfeld	oh
Drufle (GM)	That was just a bane for her AGI check. She failed. Drumun: Agility Challenge Roll 19 fuck yes
Drufle (GM)	The walls are made of too smooth a stone- nevermind.
R�senfeld	do you have a telekinetic spell in there somewhere, dorfman
Drufle (GM)	Are you trying to get on top?
Drumun	sure
H. Knight	I'd imagine druf just jumps up there
Drufle (GM)	You are now on top.
Drumun	woo
Rose	are any of you guys really strong and NOT made of metal?
H. Knight	Drumun
R�senfeld	well it oesn't matter if there's a dead bolt
Drufle (GM)	The roof is a rather shallow dome, made of the same black metal as the door.
Drumun	I don't have telekinesis with me, sorry
Drufle (GM)	Nice little point in the middle
R�senfeld	like in real life have you ever tried knocking down a deadbolted door?
Drufle (GM)	You gotta aim right below the knob. Not that hard if you know where to kick. Drumun shapeshifts and begins sniffing around
Drumun	pork mode, ACTIVATE
R�senfeld	you haven't seen the doors they use in Israel, mate they're not made of wood
Drufle (GM)	Fair enough. Rose resists the urge
R�senfeld	lol pork mode Drumun: Perception Challenge Roll 11
Drufle (GM)	Drumun, though the building is very well sealed, you faintly smell some incense from inside.
H. Knight	this is a nuclear bunker basically
Drufle (GM)	Or something like it, at least.
Drumun	snort "alright then..."
R�senfeld	then maybe I should test whether it can withstasnd a nuke
Rose	as a dancer do i not get more buffs for being nimble?
Drufle (GM)	You could argue your profession for a boon, yeah. That's kinda the point of professions.
Rose	oh good. Drumun shifts back to normal
H. Knight	"What Did You Scent, Drumun"
Rose	Please can i have a boon?
Drumun	"Ah smell...some kinda incense?"
Drufle (GM)	Well your boon would undo that bane I gave you, which means you retroactively passed. And are now on the roof.
Rose	yay
R�senfeld	"... They might be performing some kind off ritual in there."
Rose	now lets have a good look here
Drumun	"Ye think this place is in use?" "Why'd the Emperor close it off then?"
H. Knight	"That Suggests That The Building Is Still in Use. We Should Search The Base Of The Hill For Entrances" Rose: Perception Challenge Roll 0
R�senfeld	"If you smell incense? I am almost certain."
Drufle (GM)	Rose also smells the incense, if that's what you're trying to do.
R�senfeld	"And not only that, but you'll recall the -emperor- barred entrance to it."
Rose	i wanted to look for a weak point in the dome, but I'm good with pretty fragrance
Drumun	"This is fishy...the kind thas been sitting out fer a week"
Drufle (GM)	Oh, there are no weak points. Unless you're a wrecking ball.
R�senfeld	"Rather makes me think we need to either gain entrance quietly or back off before we get into more trouble than we can handle.
Rose	in the roof?
Drumun	I should have brought a teleport spell
H. Knight	"I Agree With The Latter Option"
Drufle (GM)	The roof is just as sturdy as the door.
R�senfeld	"If the royal caste is performing demonic rituals... we might have a very serious problem on our hands."
Drumun	I have Sanctuary as well
Rose	could one of you knock on the door?
R�senfeld	"
H. Knight	"This Requires More Resources Than We Have To Bear Currently"
Drumun	which is basically invisibility until you attack
R�senfeld	"More serious than I imagined."
Drumun	"Ye think this is wut yer god wanted ye ta find?"
R�senfeld	"I cannot say."
H. Knight	"Knockning..." Rose gesturers to hk to knock
Drumun	"Err...dun knock"
R�senfeld	"You want to -knock-?"
Drumun	"Wait a moment" "If ye wanna try that, ah have somethin tha might help" once I get down Rose gets an arrow ready on the roof
R�senfeld	good grief, we're the most haphazard investigators ever
Drumun	we don't have many options
Drufle (GM)	I expected nothing less.
H. Knight	we're not trained private eyes
R�senfeld	Trudat
Drumun	its clear we aren't meant to get in here without severe consequences
H. Knight	this is sequence breaking you know
R�senfeld	yyeeess... that is pretty clear should we like Drumun climbs back down and pulls out a scroll
R�senfeld	run before we die? lol
H. Knight	just walk calmly away
Drumun	"Ah bought this spell called...Sanctuary?" Rose climbs back down
Drumun	"It makes ye hidden till ya hit somethin"
Rose	but I'm already invisible
R�senfeld	"I don't really think we should fight under these circumstances."
Rose	well figguretively
Drumun	"Well, ye" "Hence the "until ye hit somethin" part"
R�senfeld	"Esp. not without knowing -what- we would fight.
Drumun	"Ye don't have ta hit somethin"
R�senfeld	"or whom."
Drufle (GM)	(it lasts for 1 minute or until you attack)
Rose	well i will knock and you guys hide
Drumun	okay good 1 min is enough
R�senfeld	are we really gonna doorbell prank them
H. Knight	"Alright"
R�senfeld	that'sh ilarious let's do it Rose tells everyone else to hide
Drumun	"Who wants ta knock?"
R�senfeld	uh lemme try
Drumun	"I'll make ye invisible fer a minute" R�senfeld: Agility Challenge Roll 5 Rose is game
R�senfeld	i uh i'm not gonna hide
Drumun	dang it wait till I case! cast
R�senfeld	oh
Drumun	"Russ that is a terrible hiding spot"
R�senfeld	i thought you' be casting it on -you for some reason "...Um, it is? Oh."
H. Knight	"Let's Get Down Among The Lower Ruins, Rose"
Drumun	"Git over here, ye just volunteed yerself"
Rose	I'm waiting for you all to move
R�senfeld	"Alright..."
Drufle (GM)	Drumun you are aware that you need to make a check for Sanctuary, yes?
Drumun	yeah
Rose	im still stealthy
Drufle (GM)	Just checking.
Drumun	hence why WAIT until I try "This might not work, I ain't so good with magic"
Rose	well get on with it
Drumun	"An this one's a tad complicated" H. Knight just walks away
Drumun	"If this doesn't work we just leave"
R�senfeld	"I'm going to live to regret this." Drumun: Intellect Challenge Roll 7 Rose gets ready to knock
Drumun	it does not
Drufle (GM)	Nope. Drumun the scroll fizzles and burns to ash
R�senfeld	do you make an explosion?
Drumun	"Eh darn it...this is why I have a spare"
Drufle (GM)	Nah, it just doesn't happen.
R�senfeld	failed spells usually splod righe? aw sad
H. Knight	miscast spells explode
R�senfeld	"well, uh, I don't think that worked."
Rose	ok guys 10 seconds to hide behind some rocks
Drumun	"Ye want me ta try again? I have one more"
R�senfeld	"I mean apparently you have 10 seconds, so do it." R�senfeld damns rose under his breathe Drumun: Intellect Challenge Roll -1 okay
H. Knight	BAHAHAHAHAHA
Drufle (GM)	pffffhahahaha
R�senfeld	oh my god
Rose	im about to knock. MOVE Drumun the scroll just straight up explodes H. Knight is moved
Drufle (GM)	Ok, NOW the spell blows up.
R�senfeld	NOW does it explode?
Drumun	"Darn"
R�senfeld	ahahahahahah
Drumun	"Um"
Drufle (GM)	You take 1 point of damage. Rose knocks on the door
R�senfeld	do i still have eyebrows? Drumun shifts into small Boar Form
Drufle (GM)	Just barely.
Drumun	"Time to hide"
R�senfeld	"..."
Rose	KNOCK KNOCK
R�senfeld	oh boy
Rose	KNOCK
Drufle (GM)	The metal vibrates under your knock, and you hear the sound echoing in the building.
Drufle (GM)	There is no response.
R�senfeld	why am I so glad that is the case?
Rose	"Girl Scouts selling cookies
Drumun	snort
R�senfeld	XDDDD
H. Knight	"Okay That's Enough Excitement For Today" "Time To Head Back, Everyone"
R�senfeld	"My 1st degree burns agree."
Drumun	snert
H. Knight	poet
Drumun	oink oink Drumun shifts back to normal
R�senfeld	totally unintentional
Drumun	"Ah'm sorry about that"
R�senfeld	"Let's just go. We have more information than we used to." "It's a start."
Rose	"now i really need to shoot something"
R�senfeld	"Shoot any other Sanctuary scrolls Drumun might have." "You'd be doing us all a favour."
Drumun	"Ah dun have any more"
R�senfeld	"Thank the Lord for that!" uh lemme minor heal myself or something right
H. Knight	laugh track
Drufle (GM)	It really is too bad that scroll-reading is INT based.
Drumun	(I do have like...7 other types of scrolls, multiples of each
Drufle (GM)	You didn't take any damage, just Drumun.
R�senfeld	him then
Drumun	its fine, I'll meditate it off
R�senfeld	i thought you meant me
Rose	i wonder if tyhere is a tunnel around the area? there
R�senfeld	it's whatever, hora, I can rest before the next misadventure
Rose	sewage or drainage?
Drufle (GM)	You could ask around, sure.
Rose	ok
Drumun	I have plenty of scrolls, that I intend to use I spend a good 3 gc on this
R�senfeld	you could let me use them Rose asks around
Drumun	that is true
R�senfeld	13 INT
Drumun	I mean, you have more than 1 power you wouldn't need to make the check at all
R�senfeld	oh
Drumun	the same with all my rank 0 spells
Drufle (GM)	The sewer system in this area is especially old and not particularly well-maintained; people don't really know about the entrances and grates.
Drumun	I can cast those easily
R�senfeld	yeah aparently 13 INT isn't enough to figure out I should try and not you, though not Smort enough
Drumun	I thought about it, but Drumun only has 8 Int not enough
Rose	can i look for tracks to see if there are any patterns? Intellect Challenge Roll 0
Drufle (GM)	I can go ahead and save you the time on this one; if you spend any time in this area, any tunnel, sewer, or other form of underground entryway is sealed off with the same kind of black metal as the building's door.
Rose	yay
Drumun	snoopin around
Rose	oh
Drumun	wow
R�senfeld	yeah let's go and do what we're supposed to
Drumun	they really don't want anyone inside
Rose	but i scored soooo good
H. Knight	t that's how you learned
Drumun	"Ah think we'll need ta think about this"
R�senfeld	we found out imperial involvement, that's pretty good right?
H. Knight	you intuited this
Drufle (GM)	The only tracks in the area are the guards' footprints, and they never go very far into the ruins at all.
Drumun	"it ain't gonna open easy"
H. Knight	and this area is clearly where the dlc is supposed to go
Rose	should we go get thicket. fire should do the trick
R�senfeld	DLC? hahahahah
Drumun	fire vs metal its super effective
Drufle (GM)	As a Ranger, you are certain that nobody frequents this area.
Rose	yep
R�senfeld	fire attracts attention
Rose	ok, thanks
H. Knight	it'll take us 10 years to find a way to clip through the Harrow Hill barrier
Drufle (GM)	pffft
Rose	and explosions don't?
Drufle (GM)	So, do you want to go get Thicket, or scrolls, or something? Well, it was a small explosion.
R�senfeld	i mean
Drumun	teleportation scroll?
Drufle (GM)	Just like a POP
R�senfeld	the guards didn't show up
Rose	i vote thicket and scrolls
R�senfeld	so i assume not in this case
H. Knight	personally I Kinda want to stop here and finish up Big Game stuff
R�senfeld	yeah
H. Knight	for Sam's sake too
R�senfeld	it was aa good try
Rose	what about me?
R�senfeld	brb, sorry
H. Knight	get your pathfinder character squared away or at least started
Rose	it kind of is lol im in the process of borrowing the correct books
Drufle (GM)	Drumun, I can go ahead and inform you that the only teleportation spells that would normally be capable of entering the building would be rank 4 and 5.
Drumun	well alright
Rose	4th e can only go soo far
Drufle (GM)	All the lower ones are either too small of a portal or require sight.
Drumun	metal bending?
Rose	blow up the door it is then
H. Knight	Shape Earth on the basalt walls
Drufle (GM)	I don't think there is actually a shape metal spell, but there is that one yes.
Drumun	that's Thicket's fortay
Rose	shape metal, is supanova fireball, and water
R�senfeld	forte
Drumun	get her a shape Earth scroll
R�senfeld	it's Latin
H. Knight	you know I bet if we tried the wall would just go Busto on us and we'd be slice to ribbons
Drumun	does it look like Drumun speaks latin?
R�senfeld	i guess not but legit I think mopp is right there
Drufle (GM)	You can do whatever you want to the building, I don't really mind.
R�senfeld	we're clearly not meant to easily access this
Rose	lol
Drumun	we'll nuke it from orbit later
H. Knight	I'll punch it down if we survive the boat trip
Rose	or we meet up with someone that can get us in easily?
Drumun	like seriously, lets grab Thicket, a Shape Earth scroll, and let her deal with this
Drufle (GM)	Gotta be so violent about everything geez.
Drumun	or rather, Mold Earth the bigger one
R�senfeld	lol you do what you want
Drumun	she has Shape Earth already
R�senfeld	Ruse basically initiated this foray, he doesn't have the gruonds to object
Drufle (GM)	Well then, I think I'm going to go ahead and assume you bring Thicket here and have her cast Mold Earth and Stone on the walls.
H. Knight	this is awkward because its clear that two of us want to get in and two of us want to do what the GM prepared for us
R�senfeld	i mean i want to do both, mopp
Drufle (GM)	At which point I can inform you that the walls absorb the spell entirely without being effected, a black smog leaking from the stone.
H. Knight	eeegh
R�senfeld	lol welp Thicket: Intellect Challenge Roll 13
Rose	i wanna get in and see whats inside. but that's because its been made so hard to get in. it makes me want it more
Drufle (GM)	What's that check for?
Thicket	understand this nonsense what happened and how she is magic
H. Knight	a beautiful basalt pandora's box
Drufle (GM)	The building radiates an obscene amount of magic, the spell seems to have just been absorbed by the essence of the stone. Thicket shrugs
Rose	maybe we should ask it to open up?
Drufle (GM)	An aura surrounds the building that seems to deflect most detection and other things.
Rose	aladin style?
Thicket	"That's about all I can do, this stone absorbs just about all magic I can perform"
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead Rose, I don't mind.
H. Knight	"OPEN CARAWAY" ",,,"
Thicket	"This place is sealed completely"
H. Knight	",,,Nothing I Guess" Rose looks at the door
Drufle (GM)	Actually I should point this out, when the building absorbs the spell, the runes above the door glow a bit.
Drumun	"Ah think we're done here...nothin we kin do is gonna get us in here"
Rose	"please open up for me"
H. Knight	roll persuasion
R�senfeld	hahahaha
Drufle (GM)	The runes above the door glow once more in response to Rose's remark.
R�senfeld	like "NO." ? Thicket tries speaking elvish to the door
H. Knight	glow once for yes
Drufle (GM)	The runes glow again in response to Thicket.
Thicket	"Voice activated, clearly" Rose clears her throat
Thicket	I assume Thicket knows what these runes are written in
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, it's Dark Speech.
Thicket	she's dealt with Dark Speech before
Drufle (GM)	I doubt Thicket can understand it but she can certainly recognize the script.
Thicket	"I believe we may need Dark Speech to open this"
Rose	As the future ruller of the elves and the fey realm, OPEN UP AT ONCE!!!!
Drufle (GM)	The runes glow again. Thicket inspects the door and runes Rose says something terrible in gypsie slang Thicket: Intellect Challenge Roll 13
Drufle (GM)	The door is sealed very tightly, and the runes were roughly hewn into the stone above the door.
Thicket	again? the roll of the century
Drufle (GM)	Whatever the runes say, it's not a particularly long phrase or word.
Thicket	I bet this is the password that we don't speak this is like the Mines from Lord of the Rings Rose looks at the door intently and wishes the door to open
Drufle (GM)	Them runes just keep on glowing. So very shiny.
Rose	ooooh.
Thicket	I think I'm done with this side quest Rose touches shinny runes
Thicket	I can't think of anything else to try
Drufle (GM)	Well then. The Invincible Door of Harrow Hill wins this battle.
H. Knight	Is there a handle on the outside
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
H. Knight	ok nevermind
Rose	damn
R�senfeld	sorry, afk a minute
Drufle (GM)	Anyone want some last-minute attempts at the door before we go back to the guild hall?
Drumun	fireball? actually no I'm good
Drufle (GM)	Alright then, let's leave this poor door alone for now.
Drumun	evil door right so magic arrows
Thicket	Definitely should figure those out Drufle, can I have a publicly readable notesheet labled "Magic Ammo"?
Drufle (GM)	Uh, sure, one sec.
R�senfeld	funny how that opened for me (still semi-afk, sorry.. real-life things)
Drufle (GM)	I just showed it to everyone, don't worry. Oh, Rose left at some point. Er, Sam. Well, I guess we'll just call this Level 7a then, I didn't think this was gonna go a whole three hours.
R�senfeld	hm my bad
Drufle (GM)	I think we'll mark this as done for today anyway. Next week we'll actually do the session I had planned for today.
H. Knight	oki
R�senfeld	sorry TT
Thicket	okay can everyone read the note?
Drufle (GM)	Nah it's fine! I don't really mind people going off the rails so long as it's in an interesting direction.
R�senfeld	I can
Thicket	good this works on bullets as well
R�senfeld	well charming the guards with... y'know, natural assets, was certainly interesting i'll give you that
Thicket	it was a nice little adventure Drumun blew up all fun times
H. Knight	I like being the fey character's leash
Drufle (GM)	If only you broke through that door..........
Thicket	don't you dare Druf
H. Knight	no none of that
Thicket	you know that was not an option
H. Knight	shame on you
Thicket	for shaaaaame
Drufle (GM)	To be fair, it was totally an option.
Thicket	attack the giant metal door
R�senfeld	yeah i mean i expected it to be an option but at the same time nothing we did worked
H. Knight	who got closest?
Drufle (GM)	Uhhhh. I guess technically Rose and Thicket?
Thicket	we lack the correct language
R�senfeld	god
H. Knight	damn!
R�senfeld	we just needed to say 'open sesame' in dark speech huh
H. Knight	I knew I should have told them to sing at it!
R�senfeld	oh well
Thicket	well, see you guys later
Drufle (GM)	See ya.
R�senfeld	in a bit guys