Drumun	ya'll need to get that to the pogsmith
Drufle (GM)	so big and white squarish man this song is great Right, so. I'm pretty sure all of you are somewhat beaten up.
H. Knight	yes
Drumun	just a little, yeah 11/15 HP
Drufle (GM)	I know H. Knight is having some trouble. H. Knight sparks from the worm hole
Drumun	H Knight is not as tanky as he needs to be
Drufle (GM)	Rusenfeld will be here shortly, so how about we take stock of how things are going.
Drumun	sure
Roy	im still checkin the chatlog for my damage
Drumun	if we go heal then it won't really matter
Drufle (GM)	This ragtag group of people have entered the catacombs of Bastion, looking for a monster that's been screwing up the town. That is true, yeah. I'm a fan of this game so far because we haven't had so many sessions that the chatlog immediately crashes my browser.
H. Knight	; 3;
Drumun	yes that's nice soon though man...are we making streak log these as well?
Drufle (GM)	Also let's get H. Knight off of poor Drumun. Probably not, no. Unless he volunteers to do so.
H. Knight	streak is not that big a fool
Drufle (GM)	:P Hey, it's Sol!
Drumun	hoi sol
Drufle (GM)	So last time, we killed a little foot-tall demon and came out of it alive.
Drumun	"Well...ya think that was it?"
Roy	do we know its a demon now i forget
Drufle (GM)	Someone figured it out, yeah. I think Rusenfeld did? Or H. Knight.
Roy	"I hope there aren't any more of those... things in here."
Drumun	someone smert
Drufle (GM)	Yes that was definitely the only dangerous thing in the catacombs.
Roy	"We might just have to burn this whole place down or something."
Drufle (GM)	You are totally safe to explore the rest of the dungeon.
Drumun	Drumun can dream
H. Knight	"It is more likely... than not."
Sol	c'mon man why you do that
R�senfeld	"Well, we must complete what we were sent here to do.
Drufle (GM)	So, advance or retreat?
R�senfeld	lets advance look for trinkets somebody do some graverobbign behind rusenfeld's back
Drumun	"I ent feelin so good about that gash in mah belly"
Roy	"I want to see what these caskets are about."
H. Knight	"I shall not argue if thou wish to press onward. I, however, cannot."
R�senfeld	"You're a dwarf, a bit of ale and you'll be fit as a fiddle., I'm sure."
Drumun	"Nay, lass, ya shouldn't disturb the dead"
H. Knight	"this... injury... impedes me."
R�senfeld	can we heal can anyone heal at all
Drumun	"An' ah have more class than just ale, lad!"
Drufle (GM)	Nope! At the moment your only healing capacity is to go home and sleep.
H. Knight	yes sleep....
R�senfeld	can we do that
Roy	"You poor thing! D:"
R�senfeld	and come back?
Drumun	"We gotta tell tha town wut we found"
H. Knight	I am basically al elric here
Drufle (GM)	Of course you can! There's no penalty for retreating if you're beat up.
Drumun	"Demon's ain't somethin ye kin hide"
R�senfeld	so
Drufle (GM)	You can buy healing potions too if you want.
R�senfeld	one question
Drufle (GM)	But they're 2 ss a piece. And only heal your healing rate.
(From R�senfeld)	Rusenfeld's part of the inquisition, so he knows about the demon lord, right?
H. Knight	...
(To Sol)	Almost certainly, yes.
R�senfeld	"We need to inform the town that they are no longer safe from the influence of the Lord of the Void." "Let us return and regroup." "And we can get some dwarvish wine in our stout friend, here."
H. Knight	"A wise decision" R�senfeld is mocking Drumun a bit because he's actually taken a liking to him.
Drumun	"Ah didn't understan much of that, but ah heard return, so lessgo"
Roy	"Some stout for the stout?"
Drufle (GM)	Badumtish.
H. Knight	oh roy no R�senfeld which he demonstrates by being a douche
H. Knight	don't do that
R�senfeld	anyway
H. Knight	asking for a short in a dwarf bar
R�senfeld	no yes do it puns!!
H. Knight	is a deat sentence
R�senfeld	haha
H. Knight	*death Roy pokes the box
R�senfeld	who's incapacitated? can we all walk?
Drumun	we can
Drufle (GM)	Nobody's knocked out.
Drumun	no one died
H. Knight	none of us are incap
Drufle (GM)	Just a bit roughed up.
R�senfeld	alright
H. Knight	I just have 2/3rds my hp gone in one go
R�senfeld	well we have some money? can e maybe get a non-trivial shit weapon
Roy	"I wonder if these four are for use four." "That would be a scary thought."
Drumun	my weapon is actually alright
H. Knight	"I highly doubt it. None of them fit this body."
R�senfeld	ok lemme rephrase my dagger is shite
Drumun	"Dun say that lass!"
R�senfeld	i don't want it no mor
Drufle (GM)	Yeah you do have some cash now, you can get some stuff if you want. So switch to the town, then?
H. Knight	yes
R�senfeld	i am in favour of that, yes
Drumun	"Not in front of them"
R�senfeld	"Come, child, lest the dead poke back."
Drufle (GM)	So we return to the village of Bastion. You guys have some cash, so go ahead and buy some stuff!
Roy	how much was it again
R�senfeld	what about healing do we pay for inn stays?
Drufle (GM)	Nah, people are willing to let you stay for free since you're dealing with the catacombs.
Drumun	they see the wounds and know "right, these people need it" also doesn't Roy have a place?
R�senfeld	it's probably more like they're too scared and happy to do w/e it takes to make other people do the dangerous work end times, man H. Knight plods back to the artificer
R�senfeld	so, how does shopping work?
Drufle (GM)	Roy has a place, yeah. If she's willing to let you stay there instead.
Roy	how much is a rapier
Drumun	"Ah hope this town's got somethin battle-ready. We're gonna need et"
Drufle (GM)	1 gc, Roy.
H. Knight	why didn't we collect any of the human bones and craft something with those
Drufle (GM)	Also shopping works basically how you think it would. You spend money, you get items. Unless you're asking what kind of things you can buy here.
R�senfeld	and all the items are just there whenever we can afford them? yeah ofc that's what I'm asking
Drufle (GM)	You can only buy C and U items here.
R�senfeld	lol not 'how to spend money to get items
Drufle (GM)	R and E items are too rare to be in a tiny place like this.
H. Knight	it's like Citrina village but even worse
Drumun	aye, very annoying
Drufle (GM)	So unfortunately no rapier for now.
Drumun	is there anything cheap
R�senfeld	we can't really afford good armor yet either
Drufle (GM)	Someone could get a handaxe, I suppose. 1 ss for 1d6+1 damage.
R�senfeld	i woudl be very much obliged if you lot would agree to me spending a ss
Drumun	huh, same as my staff
R�senfeld	i want the sickle for 1d6 and finesse actually
Drufle (GM)	The staff has finesse, which is handy.
Drumun	depends, are ye strength or agile?
R�senfeld	can i duel wield those?! finesse means i can use either and i'm agile
Drufle (GM)	You can dual-wield any two non-cumbersome weapons, if I understand right. Lemme look.
Drumun	it needs to not be two handed me thinks
R�senfeld	well ofc dude i could duel wield sickles
Drumun	the handaxes don't have finesse, it seams Sickles though...
Drufle (GM)	Also finesse doesn't have anything to do with dual wielding.
R�senfeld	i know
Drumun	sickles are one-handed
R�senfeld	i was explaining that i could be either agile or strong for finesse weapons
Drufle (GM)	But yeah, you can dual wield any two non-cumbersome weapons.
Drumun	but I think you get banes when using both
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, you sure do.
Roy	how about a staff
Drufle (GM)	2 banes for dual-wielding.
Roy	that seems nice ill get one like a crook
Drufle (GM)	A staff is just 5 cp.
R�senfeld	2 banes huh maybe duel wield later then
Drufle (GM)	Which is still a fair bit for your level, but not too much.
Drumun	what is a Swift Melee weapon?
Drufle (GM)	Certain abilities only work with swift weapons.
Drumun	hmm, alright I'll keep that in mind
Drufle (GM)	Oh right, swift weapons also have stat reqs.
Drumun	that I hilariously meet
Drufle (GM)	Either your STR or AGI has to be 11. So what all are we buying? A staff, a sickle?
Drumun	I will buy nothng, let the others spend
Drufle (GM)	Keep track of how much money you guys have. Those two weapons are 1.5 ss total.
Drumun	what of the party bag? we didn't split the last muns
Drufle (GM)	True. Lemme go see how much you got, since I don't think anyone actually wrote it down.
Drumun	it was...2 ss at least I remember having issues with wilve silver
Drufle (GM)	2 ss, 4 cp.
R�senfeld	staff for me pls
Drufle (GM)	Was the amount. Two staves then. Someone should write this money down, by the way.
R�senfeld	that's 10cp, or 1 ss, correct? the staves
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Drumun	everyone is going staff
R�senfeld	can't beat that +1
Drumun	staffbois
R�senfeld	not at our budget
Drufle (GM)	H. Knight, are you going to get anything?
H. Knight	I have no idea whatsoever still trying to find equipment in the book
Drufle (GM)	We have 1.4 ss left in the party bank.
Drumun	search "Sickle: and it'll bring you down there
H. Knight	I've just been waiting until everyone else had bought stuff
Roy	lets buy a crowbar those are always useful
R�senfeld	i actually think that's a good idea too
Drufle (GM)	Smart. That's 2 cp more.
Drumun	where is that?
Roy	or maybe a lockpick
Drufle (GM)	So we're down to 1.2 ss. It's under tools in equipment.
Drumun	ah, there it is
R�senfeld	equipment>adventuring gear> tools lockpicks are expensive
Drumun	lockpicks are also R
R�senfeld	better to scan doors for traps and try to pry 'em open for now
Drumun	so we can't even find them here
Drufle (GM)	H. Knight, you could get a handaxe or club or something. Or just join the staff club.
H. Knight	already have a club did anyone bring potions? *buy
R�senfeld	nope
Drufle (GM)	Nobody should have any potions, I imagine.
R�senfeld	those are expensive as ahell i recommen you get teh staff, mopp it's 1d6+1 and you can use str for it
Roy	its like a 10 foot pole. but nicer
Drufle (GM)	The cheapest potion is a healing potion, and that's already out of your price range.
R�senfeld	linear improvement on club can we sell old items, btw?
H. Knight	ohh
Drufle (GM)	Of course you can! If they're unused they sell at full price.
R�senfeld	i sell my dagger for however much
Drufle (GM)	Otherwise, they sell at half.
R�senfeld	half, i guess so 2cp and 5 bits? goodness we have bits
Drufle (GM)	Yep.
Drumun	a miracle
H. Knight	for some reason I am just filled with dread
Drufle (GM)	Anyone else want to buy stuff?
H. Knight	I want a handaxe but it's smaller than the club and also real expensive
Drumun	oh right, you need a thing of your size
H. Knight	and I don't want a staff because everyone else has one. we'll all be forced into staffmen
R�senfeld	ya'll can sell your now-inferior weapons too, if you bought a better one
Drufle (GM)	A good point. More money is good.
H. Knight	ok what's the deal here
Roy	im gonna sell my dagger then
H. Knight	axes and clubs don't have range values
R�senfeld	i'm not doing money maths btw i really should be
Roy	or wait
R�senfeld	i know sales ill be 5cp total for 2 daggers 2 staves is ... a ss
Roy	ok i take that back i wont be selling
R�senfeld	-1ss, +2.5 -1ss, +2.5cp *
Drufle (GM)	H. Knight: That's because they're melee weapons.
H. Knight	oh so its
R�senfeld	all melee wepaons are range.. 1?
H. Knight	throw range okay then
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, that's throwing range for the spears and javelins and whatnot.
H. Knight	alright I'll get a spear it's finesse I have one more agility than strength
Drufle (GM)	Good! So we're down to 2 cp in the party bank.
H. Knight	sell the club
Drufle (GM)	And back up to 4.5 cp.
Drumun	gud
R�senfeld	why spear rather htan staff? did I miss something
H. Knight	thematic approrpiateness
R�senfeld	you giong for rangedD? jesus my typing
H. Knight	not unless I am absolutely desperate, buddy
Drumun	Spear isn't a Javalin
R�senfeld	you can throw a spear can't you?
Drufle (GM)	No.
R�senfeld	oh i was looking at trident's thing sorry alright
Drufle (GM)	:P So that's all, then?
H. Knight	now I am Cavalry
Drumun	now we must rest
Roy	ye
Drumun	get some health back
Drufle (GM)	Righto.
R�senfeld	so, -2ss, +5cp ?
Drufle (GM)	The party treasury is at 4.5 cp, Rusenfeld. I kept track.
R�senfeld	alright just wanna jot that down
Drufle (GM)	So you all get hp back equal to your healing rate.
Drumun	which is...3? for me
Drufle (GM)	You don't fully heal, so don't get it all back!
Drumun	1/4 is the usual
Drufle (GM)	Correct.
Drumun	15/4 gah yeah its 3 14/15 HP
H. Knight	what was I on last? 3? 6?
R�senfeld	i don't remember hps
H. Knight	it was 3 I recall now
Drufle (GM)	No clue man, I figured you guys were keeping track of these.
R�senfeld	lmao oops
Drumun	oh I actually wrote my healing rate down why did I even maths
R�senfeld	i forgot to adjust damage so.. i don't know what my hp is
Drufle (GM)	Go check the chatlog, then.
R�senfeld	the big one that I can't open?
Drufle (GM)	It isn't very big for this game. It should open just fine.
Drumun	and then, he disapears lost to browser crashing
Roy	i dont think i got damaged
Drufle (GM)	I'm pretty sure you didn't, yeah.
Roy	the demon died before it could hey drufle could you set https://wiki.roll20.net/File:Token_Settings_Dialog.png one of the bars to hp
H. Knight	yeah you were fine Roy
Drufle (GM)	I can set your bar to health, so as long as you change that on your sheet whenever you get hit, you should be fine. Or, perhaps better, I'll set the bar to damage instead.
Drumun	how does that work, actually? I tried making my bar do that and failed
Drufle (GM)	The bar will automatically change to the values you put in.
Roy	there thank
Drufle (GM)	Do you really only have 9 hp?
H. Knight	yeah
Drumun	yeesh
Drufle (GM)	Oh, now it's 10.
Drumun	looks like I have my job arn't you glad we have a dwerf
R�senfeld	yeah i didn't take any damage the demon was just munchin' mainly on dwerf
Drufle (GM)	H. Knight took 6, I see. Drumun took 4.
Roy	lets gooo
Drumun	Roy has lost her patience she wants back into the scary place "Welp...here we are agin"
Drufle (GM)	So back to the scary place we go!
R�senfeld	i already had a staff....
Drumun	wut
R�senfeld	ahahaahahaha
H. Knight	"Accursed Blacksmith was only willing to repair me so far for free..."
R�senfeld	is it too late to avoid buying the staff? :P
Drumun	how did you have a staff already?
R�senfeld	part of my wealth's starting equip roll thing?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Drumun	huh, alright then
H. Knight	put it in the corner and I'll pick it up on the way out
Drufle (GM)	So, forward on, I imagine?
R�senfeld	i can just keep it on me, it'll sell for full price when we get out Drumun shutters
H. Knight	oh yah
Drufle (GM)	Alright, move forward, then.
Roy	did be buy the crowbar
Drufle (GM)	Yep! You did.
Roy	hell yeah
R�senfeld	who's holding it Roy?
Roy	thats super useful for zombies
Drumun	"Ah think ah aught to go first"
Roy	"Vanguard!"
R�senfeld	"Be my guest. But take care!" Drumun takes a swing at the bonedust pile
R�senfeld	use that darksight of yours nuuu why are you distrubing piles again that didn't help us last time
Drufle (GM)	The pile of dust is empty.
Drumun	"I ent leavin anythin between us an the door"
Drufle (GM)	Smart choice. The next door creaks open, and there's a small hallway that leads to another rotted wooden door.
R�senfeld	you with us, mop? mopp*
H. Knight	present
R�senfeld	jeez
Roy	percepto
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead.
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 16 )+2+() = 18
R�senfeld	you are Roy the allseer
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 13 )+0+() = 13
Drufle (GM)	This hallway seems perfectly safe. Albeit still very dusty.
Drumun	I don't know what Shadowvision does for me here
Drufle (GM)	You can just see normally without lighting the torches.
Roy	"I wonder where the rich people are stored."
R�senfeld	allows you to see in the dark, if there is dark, right?
Drumun	I see shit as if it were lit?
R�senfeld	but i'm lighting torches as we go at least I assume i am since I mentioned i would be last time
Drumun	"Deeper lass, and hopefully where we aint"
Drufle (GM)	Indeed. Progress!
R�senfeld	maybe roy could use those boons of hers to peek past that door? Drumun holds his staff in front of him
Drumun	oh right, I also have sneaky shoes
Drufle (GM)	Indeed. Open the door!
R�senfeld	sneaky shoes?
H. Knight	sneakers
Drumun	boots that give 1 boon to sneaking rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1 ( 11 )+0+() = 11
Roy	perception check
Drufle (GM)	This room is musty and old, and cobwebs blot the walls on both sides.
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 1 )+2+() = 3 boo
Drufle (GM)	Nice.
R�senfeld	ouch
Drumun	Rus, come up and give it a shot
Drufle (GM)	Roy gets a bunch of webbing in her eyes.
Drumun	oh dear
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 13 )+1+() = 14
Roy	"This is the part where the giant spider comes out, right?"
Drufle (GM)	You know you guys can actually enter rooms.
Drumun	"Shush, lass"
H. Knight	no we'll die
Drumun	not possible, sorry
R�senfeld	i don't want to bump into anyone
Drumun	we just fought a demon, we're not goin anywhere fast
Drufle (GM)	That's fine, but you can at least go faster than glacial.
R�senfeld	ok i'm in i'm lookin' around big empty room
Drufle (GM)	H. Knight, do you want a perception check?
Drumun	what did Rus percieve?
R�senfeld	i duno Roy knocks on the wall
Drufle (GM)	Nothing out of the ordinary.
R�senfeld	that we can enter rooms i guess :P what's there, oh druf?
Drufle (GM)	A door!
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	Beautiful doors.
R�senfeld	how do I check for traps? eception?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 12 )+1+() = 13
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + -1 + 0d6k1( 9 )+-1+() = 8
Drufle (GM)	This door is perfectly fine.
R�senfeld	open it please
Drufle (GM)	And H. Knight sees nothing weird about this room.
H. Knight	where are my mysterious robot senses
R�senfeld	trigger anything
Drufle (GM)	Hey Rusenfeld, agility check!
R�senfeld	damn
Drumun	"Ye aught to let me up front"
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 5 )+0+() = 5 fek
Drufle (GM)	rolling 1d3( 3 ) = 3
Roy	"This nothingness is unbearable..."
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 2 )+0+() = 2
Drufle (GM)	A sharp axe swings out of the ceiling and catches Rusenfeld in the side!
R�senfeld	"Gargh!" R�senfeld hobbles backwards a bit
Drumun	"Ack! Rus! Are ye alright!"
Drufle (GM)	That's 3 damage for you, buddy.
Drumun	"Git behind me"
Roy	"Traps?!"
Drumun	"Ye too, lass"
R�senfeld	"Sharp ones!"
Roy	"No one ever mentioned any traps!"
Drufle (GM)	The axe is just kinda swinging there now.
H. Knight	"why are there... death traps inside a town crypt?"
Drumun	can I break it off?
R�senfeld	"somebody kickc it down
Drufle (GM)	Gimme a strength check.
R�senfeld	oops that wasn't meant to be a quote
Drumun	"Ah was wonderin that maself" rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1 ( 14 )+1+() = 15 HUMPH Drumun delivers a swift kick to the axe
Drufle (GM)	Drumun snaps the wooden shaft, and now he has an axe!
Drumun	"Ah'll be takin this..." just a normal hand axe?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Roy	"That looks sharp."
Drufle (GM)	It's in surprisingly good condition!
Drumun	"Hmmm...this'll do"
Roy	"Careful of splinters."
R�senfeld	"Paid for with blood, Dwarf" grins a tad insanely
Drufle (GM)	So, door?
Roy	sodor
R�senfeld	onwards, little tank Drumun puts his staff away and holds the axe
Drufle (GM)	Drumun, to the front! H. Knight starts to dress Rusen's wounds since no-one else seems to be doing it
Drumun	"Ah'll not waste tha price, then"
R�senfeld	I would've but have no bandages do you?
H. Knight	oh it's just for effect surely I mean
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 8 )+0+() = 8
R�senfeld	yup
Drumun	bah
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, you don't actually get any hp back from this.
R�senfeld	there are no bandages
Drufle (GM)	Look, a door!
H. Knight	do you _really want_ to be bleeding to death
Drufle (GM)	What a nice door.
H. Knight	in the next fight
R�senfeld	percept it
Drufle (GM)	Drumun just did. Kind of.
Drumun	Roy, redeem my roll
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 17 )+2+() = 19
Drumun	thnk
R�senfeld	well redeemed
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, it actually is just a normal door.
R�senfeld	sigh maybe we should retreat, again, to heal me
Roy	"Everything here is so dusty."
R�senfeld	can we even pay our livestyles
H. Knight	what are you on now
R�senfeld	6hp
Drumun	"We may want ta heal our hunter friend"
H. Knight	oh that's fine
R�senfeld	"Time is short! Let us move on."
H. Knight	I have less
Roy	"Are you okay, Mister? "Might want to put a lot of pressure on that wound."
Drumun	"Ye might want to let us do the fightin, then"
R�senfeld	"A flesh wound, I have divine protection to help me through it!"
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 6 )+0+() = 6
H. Knight	"I tried to assist him but he refused me."
Drumun	ffff
Roy	what is THAT
Drufle (GM)	ROOM Drumun has to much webbing in his eyes
R�senfeld	it's just a gash, i just happen to be quite frail is all
Drumun	"Git this spiderpiss offa me"
H. Knight	that's an ungly demon sprite
Drufle (GM)	There's a small sculpture in the corner of the room, about 4 feet tall, in the shape of a young human.
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 8 )+2+() = 10
H. Knight	human???
R�senfeld	just enough it's skewed and stretched a bit mopp
Drufle (GM)	It's a nice sculpture!
R�senfeld	it's magic and it'll kill us
Drufle (GM)	It's made of a rough stone.
R�senfeld	let's get this over with Drumun peeks around the corner
Roy	"Is this a special room?"
Drumun	"thas...very strang" "Wuts a statue doin in here"
R�senfeld	"What is it? What id you find?"
Drufle (GM)	Poor Rusenfeld, way in the back.
Roy	"This might have been made for someone important."
Drumun	he can watch our backs
H. Knight	"they have found a statue."
Roy	"Or maybe the town sculptor was bored."
Drumun	"Ye still got that pole?"
R�senfeld	"What kind of statue? Does it have anythig written on it?" "DON'T POKE THINGS PLEASE!" "Once was enough!"
Drufle (GM)	Poke! Poke! Poke!
Roy	"Take it! :3"
Drumun	"Ahright ahright" "No poking"
R�senfeld	does it have any writing or anything on it anything I could int at it
Drumun	Ah can't see that you'd need to percieve, I think unless I can do that again
Drufle (GM)	Well you can't see from where you are, but no, there is no writing on the statue.
Drumun	CAN I search the statue?
Drufle (GM)	Sure!
R�senfeld	good idea
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 12 )+0+() = 12 well, its better than I haev been doing
R�senfeld	it's enough! :)
Drumun	depends on what the GM says
Drufle (GM)	There seem to be a few cogs and wires buried just under the stone.
R�senfeld	yes but it's a challenge roll
Drumun	ah don't think 10 is always a win
R�senfeld	10's the limit
Drumun	"Wut...issa machine"
H. Knight	"A machine, you say?"
Drumun	"Ya, its got cogs and such"
R�senfeld	can i int at the machine?
Drufle (GM)	There are alcoves to the north and west in the room with bodies laid in them. Sure!
Drumun	oh good, two options to go
R�senfeld	"Let me take a look. We have a few clockwork mechanisms in the Church." rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1 ( 18 )+1+() = 19
Drufle (GM)	I mean, there's also one literally right behind you.
Drumun	clearly he does
R�senfeld	yeah wo where was that luck when i was fighting or rolling agility
Drufle (GM)	This is a fairly simple construct, programmed to react to certain stimuli.
Roy	I'll roll an int check
R�senfeld	"Hm. I think we shouldn't touch it."
Drumun	can he find out what it reacts to?
Drufle (GM)	Not without some form of magic sense.
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 7 )+2+() = 9
Drumun	oh, well then
Drufle (GM)	This construct isn't entirely mechanical.
Drumun	"Dun need to tell me twice"
R�senfeld	"Let's look elsewhere for now."
H. Knight	"perhaps it is another defense, to guard the bodies"
Roy	"Alright then."
R�senfeld	yeah, i mean, i don't want to awaken some clockwork foe
Drumun	"Then..watch it as we leave"
R�senfeld	or golem or w/e
Drufle (GM)	To the door!
Drumun	which one
R�senfeld	wait whatabout those alcoves?
Drumun	do we take
Drufle (GM)	Oh, the alcoves? They're like little recesses in the wall.
R�senfeld	nothing in them?
Drufle (GM)	Where they put bodies. There's a few rotted skeletons and corpses there.
R�senfeld	any loot?
Drufle (GM)	Make a perception check to search the bodies.
Drumun	Drumun would not want you to loot the bodies
R�senfeld	we're a bit poor and there are reasons why I would do this can i search covertly?
Drumun	well alright
Drufle (GM)	Make an agility check first to see if you can do it without alerting the party.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 10 )+0+() = 10
Drufle (GM)	You sure can!
R�senfeld	yay
Drufle (GM)	Gimme a perception check, then.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 3 )+1+() = 4 nay! Drumun slowly approuches the door
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 20 )+3 = 23 rolling 1d6 ( 2 ) = 2
R�senfeld	oh boy
Drumun	uh oh
R�senfeld	oh no
Drufle (GM)	As Rusenfeld goes to loot the bodies, the construct suddenly awakens and slugs him in the side! Hey, no moving!
R�senfeld	AGAIN
Drumun	Ah was movin to the door anyhow
R�senfeld	fuck
H. Knight	"As I surmised..."
Drumun	"Oi! what'd ya do!"
Roy	"!"
Drufle (GM)	The constructs eyes are now glowing and has turned to the acolyte!
R�senfeld	"Ack.. Nothing, this thing just woke up!"
Drufle (GM)	Whooooo's ready for a fight!
Drumun	"Ah dun think ya did nothin"
H. Knight	"Rusenfeld, retreat. You are not in condition for combat."
Drumun	can I grab Rus and pull him away?
R�senfeld	i will in my round i can't just move now
H. Knight	druf can you put me below everyone else
Drufle (GM)	Would you guys quit moving!
Roy	ok
Drufle (GM)	Uh, below?
Drumun	I need a way to stop the AoO
H. Knight	layering I am Huge
Drufle (GM)	I can try, sure. So that was his surprise round. Who's taking a fast turn?
R�senfeld	me i run awayyyy
Drumun	I take a slow turn
Drufle (GM)	He's gonna take a swing at you, so watch out!
Roy	"Defend yourself!"
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 7 )+3 = 10 Ooh, is that a hit?
R�senfeld	FFS yeah
Drumun	yes, that is
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6( 3 ) = 3
Drumun	oh dear
R�senfeld	holy fuck i am DYING
Drumun	ohhhh it does d6 damage
Drufle (GM)	You're at 1 hp!
Roy	im taking a slow turn
Drumun	"This aint good"
Drufle (GM)	Anyone else want a fast turn?
Drumun	at least its no demon
Drufle (GM)	The construct is taking a slow turn, so you guys can go next.
Roy	and ill prepare an attack if it tries attacking me
Drumun	man, at least this thing is probably slow as ass
R�senfeld	did you say it turns into an aacolyte?
H. Knight	ok I move in
Drufle (GM)	No, you're the acolyte.
Drumun	turns against
H. Knight	turns TO the acolytie
R�senfeld	right was gonna saay
Drumun	I move up and prepare a counter attack if it tries to do anything, I'll hit it
H. Knight	same as drumun I dont get this preparing lark R�senfeld utters silent prayers that fall on particularly inattentive ears
Drumun	"Ahm sorry, but ah can't let ye keep goin"
Roy	"This town has a lot of surprises!"
Drufle (GM)	It is kinda dumb, but that's what the rules let you do! What are you doing, Roy?
Roy	and ill prepare an attack if it tries attacking me
Drufle (GM)	Fair enough. rolling d20+1 ( 19 )+1 = 20 Nice.
R�senfeld	rng is at it again
Drumun	uhhh what is it doing?
Drufle (GM)	That was an agility check to move through you.
H. Knight	what's he doing passing through a guy
R�senfeld	i think roll20 likes to help this game along a bit
H. Knight	oh
Drumun	did it just sqeeze past me?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Drumun	right, he did a thing, I smack him
H. Knight	leapt over you like a goddamn acrobat with that nat 20
R�senfeld	it as a 19 was*
H. Knight	whatever
Drufle (GM)	To be honest, I think "do a thing" is a bad trigger.
Roy	"Is it. chasing after the dying man?"
Drumun	we'll fix that next fight
Drufle (GM)	Next time, please specify a little better.
Drumun	or next round sure
Drufle (GM)	But I'll allow you guys your prepared actions at the moment.
H. Knight	ok
Roy	mine is specific :3
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, Roy has the right idea.
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 1d6k1( 6 )+1+( 4 ) = 11
Drufle (GM)	A miss!
Drumun	mph right
Drufle (GM)	H. Knight?
H. Knight	what's roll to hit again
Drumun	its on your sheet
Drufle (GM)	Depends on your weapon.
Drumun	but yes, depends
Drufle (GM)	It's either a d20+STR or +AGI
Drumun	plus a boon
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	If you have a finesse weapon you can pick either. And yes, you have a boon to hit.
H. Knight	which I do
Drumun	I recommend using Agil since you said that was higher for you
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 1d6k1( 8 )+0+( 3 ) = 11
Drufle (GM)	A miss!
H. Knight	+0 what
Drumun	from Agil yours is 10 so +0
H. Knight	oh right
R�senfeld	+STR-10 or +AGI-10
H. Knight	forgot 9 was a negative mod
Drufle (GM)	So now the construct actually gets the rest of its turn!
Roy	aaa
Drumun	it has to get around the Knight Rus you damn fool
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+1( 11 )+1 = 12
R�senfeld	stop that
Drumun	rip rus
R�senfeld	yeah it didn't like my graverobbing at all
Drumun	right, can this thing be picked up? how heavy is it?
Drufle (GM)	It's made of solid stone, so pretty heavy.
R�senfeld	you can lift enemies?!
Drumun	can H Knight pick it up
R�senfeld	i imagine they'd object :S
Drumun	I imagine you can pick up anything with the right rolls
H. Knight	I have less strength than you!
Drumun	YOU are bigger
Roy	"What did he do? Why is it chasing him?"
Drumun	you have a higher lift capacity "The fool musta messed wit it"
R�senfeld	"It must sense my divine affiliation.'
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 6 )+3 = 9 Nuts.
H. Knight	"he robbed a corpse, I assume. I surmised the statue was a guardian."
Drumun	"Ah don't think thas how that works"
R�senfeld	"Must be dark, old magic."
Drufle (GM)	Well, back to the top!
R�senfeld	you can't just assume i robbed a corpse
Drufle (GM)	Who all is taking a slow turn?
R�senfeld	i managed to roll to do that coertly
Drumun	"Ahm with the Knight, I think ya did somethin, Rus"
Drufle (GM)	Yeah also none of you actually saw him rob the corpse.
Drumun	we're assuming of course we don't know
R�senfeld	the roll an int check or something if you raelly must
H. Knight	can I do something to try and prevent the statue from attacking rus as he flees again
R�senfeld	anyway I'm taking a quick turn
Drufle (GM)	You can try, sure.
Drumun	grapple?
Roy	can we roll to detect his bluff
Drumun	it attacks with its arms
H. Knight	after we are all not dead please
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + -2 + 0d6k1( 6 )+-2+() = 4
Drufle (GM)	Yikes. What was that for?
Drumun	int to be fair, I was already suspicious
H. Knight	god you're dumb
Drufle (GM)	Let's leave the investigation until after the party isn't almost dead.
Roy	"If its here to protect the bodies... then."
R�senfeld	yeah
Roy	i try touching the bodies
R�senfeld	after we're not all dead you can hound me ah!
Drumun	let H Knight try a grapple
R�senfeld	so nothign else then? I'm gonna take my quick turn now
H. Knight	let
Drumun	don't rus
H. Knight	Roy touch
Drumun	you will die if you do
H. Knight	the corpse
Drumun	do it Roy
R�senfeld	i'll die if i don't hang on
Drumun	you'll very die if you do
R�senfeld	hang on!
Roy	ill take a quick turn for that
R�senfeld	i have an idea
H. Knight	ROY has an idea!
Drumun	say something, roy let us know
Roy	i said i was gonna touch the bodies
Drumun	the characters don't know that
Roy	without telling anyone
Drumun	well alright then
Drufle (GM)	You do so, and the construct whips around.
Roy	hoo boy
H. Knight	that's better
Drumun	"Eh! What's it doin?"
R�senfeld	i mean
H. Knight	"looking at me."
R�senfeld	i was going to distract it, to give it banes
Drumun	and then die regardless, we don't have much Defense
R�senfeld	dude
Roy	"It's a guardian..."
R�senfeld	2 banes is good can i distract it now?
Drufle (GM)	Sure.
Drumun	can that thing be distracted? does it have enough of a mind?
R�senfeld	it's fucking 5 int
Roy	drufle will decide
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 6 )+1+() = 7
Drufle (GM)	A hit!
R�senfeld	i fail no right against its int ok good!
Drumun	"A guardian... oh no"
Drufle (GM)	Anyone else taking a fast turn? Drumun? H. Knight?
H. Knight	I am
Drumun	I can do nothing with a fast turn
H. Knight	confused as to what is going on right now
R�senfeld	you guys are witch hunting me
H. Knight	because I get the feeling that we've split down two camps
R�senfeld	in the middle of fucking combat :P
Drumun	the monster is after Roy now
H. Knight	where russ wants to save himself and we want roy t save him
R�senfeld	actually what I did was give it 2 banes so that when it attacks ANYONE it's less successful
Drumun	just attack the construct now
H. Knight	ok
Drumun	that's probably the idea
H. Knight	yeah I am in the way
Drumun	unless you think of something else
H. Knight	I shall stabe it
Drumun	it can squeeze by you
R�senfeld	staben it
Drumun	so make it count
H. Knight	size 2?
Drumun	yes
H. Knight	you are short
Drumun	it got around you just last round
H. Knight	oh yeah
Drufle (GM)	Oh yeah, I didn't even have to roll to get past H. Knight. I forgot about that.
Drumun	oh that's even worse
Drufle (GM)	The construct is technically size 1/2.
Drumun	woah what?
Drufle (GM)	I just didn't bother making it tiny for convenience's sake.
R�senfeld	tiny construct
H. Knight	oh it's a midget construct then
Drufle (GM)	I did say it was the size of a small child.
Roy	local small child beats up local gang
R�senfeld	it's only ot 8 health somebody smack it
H. Knight	stabbin
Drumun	stabattackenabled
R�senfeld	13 def, unfortunately, but.. dunno if we can do anything about that
Drumun	Its not as bad as the demon
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 20 )+0+() = 20 AUGH
R�senfeld	we fucking can wow
Drufle (GM)	Yikes.
Drumun	woah
R�senfeld	now THAT is a nat20 :D
Drumun	git wrecked, construct
Drufle (GM)	If only crits meant anything in this game.
R�senfeld	damage?
H. Knight	rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4
R�senfeld	plsplsplspls
Drumun	stabin
R�senfeld	boosh!
H. Knight	I'll take it
Drumun	I wonder if you can shove a spear into its cogs just lock it up some of them are exposed
Drufle (GM)	So that's all/ ?
Drumun	for a fst turn? I think so
Drufle (GM)	Monster's gonna take a slow turn so he can run and smack Roy
Drumun	alright then
Roy	"Eek!"
Drumun	boop I prepare an action, if that thing comes into range I smack it rather than just "it does a thing"
Drufle (GM)	There's a proper prepared action. Very good. Roy?
Drumun	I think she took her action
Roy	yeah
Drumun	touching a dead thing
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait, right.
Drumun	that sounds really wierd out loud also can it even stand there?
Drufle (GM)	The little construct runs under H. Knight! Yeah, it can.
Drumun	well, that's in my range
Drufle (GM)	If it's at least 2 sizes smaller it can occupy the same space.
H. Knight	"curse this hideous form!"
Drufle (GM)	Also Rusenfeld, you can take a swing if you want.
R�senfeld	I do want yes
Drufle (GM)	For the free attack.
Roy	relentless killer robot child kills local child
R�senfeld	any banes for AoO?
Drumun	I don't think so
Drufle (GM)	No.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 20 )+0+() = 20
Drumun	wow
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez.
Roy	nice
R�senfeld	I swing at it ith the staff AND TAKE MY VENGEANCE
Drufle (GM)	You guys really hate this poor thing.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d6+1( 4 )+1 = 5
H. Knight	try an unbalancing attack
Drumun	nat 20s all over this biz
H. Knight	oh! no need
Roy	it flew away
Drumun	"Wut wass with that thing?"
R�senfeld	NOW you can commence the witch hunt
Drufle (GM)	Rusenfeld jams his staff into the construct's back, and sparks fly as the statue falls to the ground.
Drumun	"Ya think we can take it fer parts?"
R�senfeld	that's a bit offensive to H. Knight init?
Roy	"That looks expensive."
Drumun	parts for Knight maybe
R�senfeld	scavange a fellow clockwork for parts lol
H. Knight	"I would imagine that... the townsfolk placed it here. they would likely be angry that we destroyed it."
Drumun	probably not, but it must be worth something "Ah...right..."
Roy	"What was that thing protecting in here?"
R�senfeld	so drumun failed tha tint roll you guys gonna roll against my bluff? Drumun attempts to pick it up and move it into a corner
Drufle (GM)	He did, yes.
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + -1 + 0d6k1( 3 )+-1+() = 2
Roy	I continue looking through the bodies
H. Knight	oh god
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 13 )+2+() = 15
Drufle (GM)	Wow. Ok there we go. Roy knows what's up.
R�senfeld	was the perception or int
Drumun	I mean, she knows how the thing works
R�senfeld	she was looking through corpses
Drumun	she figured it out
Drufle (GM)	Although honestly she probably would've done the same thing.
Roy	oh no that was my int roll
Drumun	"Oi, stop playing with the bodies"
R�senfeld	ok well
H. Knight	she would have
Drufle (GM)	Oh, really?
R�senfeld	ya got me! :P
Roy	that was an action to look through
R�senfeld	"Gah. I'm in no conition to move on..." hey waitaminute
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 8 )+1+() = 9
R�senfeld	we get anything for that fight?
Drufle (GM)	Looking through the bodies, you do find some loot! Drumun attempts to break the construct further, but fails
Roy	"It feels weird doing this."
H. Knight	actually can I salvage the construct for spare parts?
Drufle (GM)	You find a small green gem, and a shiny dagger.
Roy	"But we did get attacked for all this trouble so."
Drufle (GM)	You sure can, HK.
Drumun	"Ya shouldn't bother the dead lass"
H. Knight	all righty then should I roll something?
Drumun	"Ye never know what they'll do"
R�senfeld	"...They aren't using it anymore. There is no need for material possessions in paradise."
Roy	i take the gem
Drumun	"Ya think the spirits think that?"
Roy	and the dagger
Drufle (GM)	Roll, uh, INT.
Drumun	is it a normal dagger?
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 20 )+2+() = 22
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez.
Drumun	holy
Drufle (GM)	Ok I guess I kinda have to tell you what it does.
Drumun	we got some weighted dice here, wow thanks roll20
Roy	is it an exploding dagger
Drufle (GM)	There's a small switch on the bottom of the hilt.
R�senfeld	explodagger
Drufle (GM)	You somehow deduce, just by looking at the switch, that it acts as a light source.
Drumun	"What are ye doin with that dagger?"
Roy	thats so cute
H. Knight	aww its a flashlight knifw
Drumun	light dagger wut
Drufle (GM)	Give it a flip!
Drumun	well alright
R�senfeld	neat
Roy	I do the thing to activate the thing
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d20 ( 2 ) = 2
R�senfeld	magack, drumun
Drufle (GM)	The blade begins glowing with bright light, and the entire room is illuminated.
Drumun	"Ah, mah eyes"
R�senfeld	no more lighting torches for me
Drufle (GM)	It's bright as day!
R�senfeld	i discard my somewhat used torch
H. Knight	"the wonders... of modern technology."
Roy	"This light is not yellow enough but it'll do." H. Knight 's lens polarizes
Drumun	fancy bot did that machine have any muns?
Drufle (GM)	No.
Drumun	right then
Drufle (GM)	The corpse loot is your reward.
H. Knight	If I can get parts from it then I could sell them or use them to heal me. let GM decide
R�senfeld	see that is why, on the palyer side, i looted on the character side, well..
Drufle (GM)	Either is fine, HK.
Roy	"Look at this, horse knight!"
R�senfeld	i had reasons
H. Knight	yeah but am I rolling or not
Drumun	ohhh, yes, lets heal the robot these are some fancy parts
H. Knight	"what is it, young miss?"
Drufle (GM)	Oh, roll INT.
H. Knight	ok rolling 1d20 + -1 + 0d6k1 ( 5 )+-1+() = 4
Roy	"Its a rock."
Drufle (GM)	Ok, uh no. Roy presents the gem
Drumun	alas the parts arn't the right size
H. Knight	"I can't use these things together."
R�senfeld	poor HK
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + -2 + 0d6k1( 5 )+-2+() = 3 wut is the green thing?
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
H. Knight	poor you buddy R�senfeld coughs in a kind of "I have 1hp left" way
Drumun	I will never know
Drufle (GM)	You just used up all of your good luck, apparently.
H. Knight	"it is indeed a shiny rock, young miss."
Drumun	"Let git Rus back up topside"
R�senfeld	i'll roll an int at the gem if i can
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead.
R�senfeld	"Wait, let me see that gemstone."
Drumun	"Ahm done with dark corridors and killed rocks today"
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 7 )+1+() = 8 meh
Drumun	has Roy rolled on it?
Drufle (GM)	This is, like, the most confusing rock. What could it be?????
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 14 )+2+() = 16
H. Knight	it is an engima
Drumun	welp
R�senfeld	it's just treasure init
Drufle (GM)	Who knows?????
R�senfeld	further to my embarassment
Drumun	Roy knows
Roy	its Green Diamond of the diamond authority
H. Knight	what if you install it in me and I am possessed by a different spirit
R�senfeld	"I can see that this stone is very.. uh.. complex."
Drufle (GM)	Anyway yeah, you guys should probably get out of there. You're, uh, not doing too hot.
H. Knight	another session truncated by a single foe
Drumun	what did roy found out
Drufle (GM)	She didn't roll.
R�senfeld	"Anyway, let's go deal with all those crushed bones I seem to now have, shall we?" R�senfeld is slightly manic
Drumun	that 16 is up there
Drufle (GM)	Not for the gem, at least. Oh, she did! H. Knight picks Rusenfeld up
Drufle (GM)	I missed that.
Roy	"We need to get patched up, I think."
Drufle (GM)	It's just a rough beryl.
Drumun	worth?
Drufle (GM)	Worth a pretty penny, but nothing special.
R�senfeld	fuck i knew it
Roy	its not centipeetle
R�senfeld	i hate you right now drufle :)
H. Knight	wah
R�senfeld	you and your traps let's go then
Drumun	man, now I'm glad Drumun hates messing with the dead
Roy	"I hope it's worth some money." R�senfeld is dizzy, and not quite there anymore
Drufle (GM)	And back to Bastion we go!
Roy	yeah leggo
Drumun	slowly up the way we'll get this done eventually sell gem, by health buy
R�senfeld	that's how we're meant to play the game, man incrementally :D
Drufle (GM)	The gem is worth a whole 4 ss!
Drumun	nice
Drufle (GM)	Holy shit, man.
R�senfeld	woot that's nice
Roy	too bad roll20 isnt advanced enough to drop us all face first whenever we return to bastion
Drumun	lets buy a potion for Rus
R�senfeld	"So, uh, let's not mention that construct, eh? We'll worry the townsfolk."
Drumun	and rest, I guess
R�senfeld	nah don't potion
Drumun	unless there is a cheaper heal
R�senfeld	sleep cheapst heal
Roy	"Maybe we can sell this for a potion. Or three."
Drumun	I mean, you ain't gettin much health from sleep
Drufle (GM)	If you rest for 24 hours instead of 8, you get to heal double your healing rate.
Drumun	well that's a bit better
H. Knight	oh I thought we did rest for a day befre
R�senfeld	can't we just rest for a week
Drufle (GM)	I mean sure.
R�senfeld	then everyone will be full health are we time limited, in-game?
Drufle (GM)	The townsfolk will probably get a bit frustrated.
Drumun	does it need to be a week?
R�senfeld	I am torn to pieces
Drumun	I mean...2 days might be enough
Drufle (GM)	But you'll be fine, I'm sure.
H. Knight	yeah just a day has to do
R�senfeld	they can kiss my priestly ass
H. Knight	just dn't fight nothin
Drumun	double healing rate is half health
Drufle (GM)	You can rest for two days straight and get 4x healing rate.
Roy	"Let's tell the mayor that we almost died! But also there's still things that are trying to kill everyone."
R�senfeld	let's do that then that' 8hp
Roy	"Maybe they'll let us rest more."
Drumun	"Thas true, probably"
H. Knight	yeah we haven't told anyone yet
R�senfeld	"And then, perhaps, it will leave me alone."
H. Knight	go to the mayor R�senfeld is slightly traumatized Drumun is completely unscathed
Drufle (GM)	Alright, lemme get the mayor here.
R�senfeld	oh look it's demon ustin dustin*
Drumun	"From now on we hit suspicious things first"
Roy	i miss mr pathfinder he was everywhere
R�senfeld	'stimulus'
Brayden Frelon	"Yes? What is it?"
R�senfeld	that usuallym eans stuff doen TO the object in question
Roy	"We have good news and bad news."
R�senfeld	"The good news is I'm not dead."
Roy	"Who wants to tell the good news!"
Drumun	"Close though..." "Is a dead demon good er bad news?"
R�senfeld	a bit of both?
Brayden Frelon	"A... demon?"
R�senfeld	Rusenfeld isn't in a position to asnwer "Yes, you know, a tiny disgusting thing. From the void."
Roy	"There was something munching on some bones...."
Drumun	"Er...ye, a demon was in the crypts...maybe more"
Roy	"There might be an infestation!"
Brayden Frelon	"..."
H. Knight	"it is certainly extremely dangerous to venture inside"
R�senfeld	do i hazard a bluff
Drumun	"Ah dunno about you, but once ahm done here I'm takin mah boat and leavin"
R�senfeld	maybe the DEMON disturbed the corpses eh? eh?
Drumun	"Ah suggest the town do the same"
Brayden Frelon	"Well, did you at least get them all?" Drumun points to Rus
Roy	"We're not sure."
H. Knight	"As I said, it is dangerous work."
Drumun	"We couldn't stay longer"
R�senfeld	"I am full of holes, did you notice?!" "Ungrateful cur."
Brayden Frelon	"Well, rest up and get back in there, then."
Roy	"We might have to make multiple trips there."
R�senfeld	"We will deal with the rest when we've recovered."
Brayden Frelon	"Fine, just make it quick. The townsfolk are getting concerned."
Roy	"Thank you!! :3"
R�senfeld	"They damn well should be. You know where demons come from, Mr. Frelon?" Brayden Frelon frowns at Rusenfeld.
Brayden Frelon	"If I were you, I would be sleeping in a medical bed, not lecturing a man with more authority than you."
R�senfeld	good point
Drumun	"Rus rest...we'll figure things out"
R�senfeld	"Yes, well.. perhaps I will at that."
Roy	resto changeo
R�senfeld	right uh
Drufle (GM)	So, two days?
R�senfeld	i need 5 minutes
H. Knight	to calm down
Drufle (GM)	Righto.
H. Knight	then sleep
R�senfeld	lmao to get a drink
Drufle (GM)	Two days gets you 4x your healing rate. Which should fully heal everyone.
R�senfeld	8hp for me, right?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
R�senfeld	so yeah
Drumun	what time is it in game? what's the moon lookin like?
Roy	night time all the time
Drufle (GM)	Well before you go to sleep, it'd be like noonish, right?
Roy	in dark and dreary potato land
Drufle (GM)	The moon isn't anywhere close to full, if that's what you're concerned about.
Drumun	thank
Drufle (GM)	So everyone heal up, and back into the catacombs! Unless anyone wants to buy something?
Drumun	Ah am in character Ah got mah axe
Drufle (GM)	We do have 4.45 silver.
Drumun	an I'm fully healed
H. Knight	can I get a shield
Drufle (GM)	Sure!
Drumun	Ah second that
H. Knight	yay
Drumun	git me a shield of some sort the large one
Drufle (GM)	Small or large? Ok.
H. Knight	has to be small for me because I am WEAK
Drufle (GM)	Oh actually, you know what! Drumun can't use a large shield!
Drumun	oh?
Drufle (GM)	You have to be at least size 1 to use a large shield.
H. Knight	ahahahah AHAHAHAHA
Drumun	no that's a propertie
H. Knight	cries
Drumun	not a req
Drufle (GM)	You must be Size 1 or larger to wield this weapon.
Drumun	I become size 1 where's it say that?
Drufle (GM)	Above the weapons, with the rest of the weapon properties.
Drumun	I'm not seeing it
Roy	yeah drufle is right
R�senfeld	i can't see my book's shut...
Drumun	where is this?
Roy	its under reload
R�senfeld	the font of knowledge is gone..
Roy	page 102
Drumun	well fuck
Drufle (GM)	I'm just using the GM screen. So yeah, you'll have to use a small shield.
Drumun	damn fine
Drufle (GM)	Also HK, why can't you use a large shield?
Sol	oops
R�senfeld	sory
Drumun	11+ str
R�senfeld	cliced a bookmark
Drufle (GM)	The Screen says you only need 9 STR to use either shield.
Drumun	Large Shield has something else "Large shield (requires Strength 11+)"
Roy	yeah that
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, you're right. That's not on the screen for some reason. Fair enough. Two small shields, then!
Roy	1 ss
Drufle (GM)	Down to 3.45 ss. Drumun lifts up his shield, looking longingly at the larger one
Drufle (GM)	The large shield is probably, like, almost as tall as you are, Drumun.
H. Knight	"I understand your feelings here."
Drumun	that's a tower shield, man perfectly normal
Drufle (GM)	Tell you what, you get 12 STR and I'll let you wield that thing.
Drumun	sure
Drufle (GM)	So, back to the catacombs?
Drumun	right then assuming we've all healed up
R�senfeld	no? is that an option? no? :P
Drufle (GM)	Make sure that the two of you add that +1 to your defense.
R�senfeld	can we run away and live somewhere else and forget this whole thing
Drufle (GM)	I mean, sure? End of campaign, session 2.
R�senfeld	maybe I can find a nice witch girl
H. Knight	I am actually getting a bit weary
R�senfeld	enough of this demon nonsense
H. Knight	SotDL is tiring
R�senfeld	oh, oyu are?
Roy	let's go back
R�senfeld	i'm having tons of fun.. but if we must stop, wem ust
H. Knight	go onward
Roy	and get level 1 :D
Drumun	I would like to finish this first story
H. Knight	HK is a low-maintenance character
R�senfeld	yeah let's get level 1
Drufle (GM)	Let's see if we can't at least get through this.
Drumun	there can't be too many more fights
H. Knight	notice how little I say
R�senfeld	it's fun, exiting stuff
Drumun	H Knight isn't a loud man its in character
R�senfeld	ok thsi time i'm NOT gonna lead the charge
Drufle (GM)	I imagine this game is a bit more stressful.
R�senfeld	i think rusenfeld isn't that dumb someone else do it
Drumun	that would be wise Roy uses the light-up dagger
Drufle (GM)	BWING To the door!
Drumun	I forget that I have HP and am not in range of death at every turn which brings the stress down quite a bit rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1 ( 11 )+0+() = 11 hmmm door is door, it seems
R�senfeld	you guys have to remember that death isn't an end in this game
Drufle (GM)	It's just a door, yes.
R�senfeld	then you'll have tons of fun
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 11 )+2+() = 13
Drumun	its an end to this character drawing
R�senfeld	no i mean
Drufle (GM)	I'll actually go ahead and spoil it for you ahead of time.
R�senfeld	it really isn't
Drufle (GM)	None of the doors in this dungeon are trapped.
R�senfeld	just the corridors, then? :P
Drumun	open the door then rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1 ( 19 )+0+() = 19
Roy	bigge
R�senfeld	oh god
Drumun	HNMMMMM
Drufle (GM)	Oh, oh dear.
R�senfeld	we finaly get zombies?
Drufle (GM)	What is THAT
Roy	ghouls..
Drumun	I rolled 19, what do I see? anything outside of the obvious?
Drufle (GM)	In the middle of this room, a hunched figure is humming to itself, gnawing on a human leg. A pile of corpses lay in front of itself.
R�senfeld	("myy precioussss.."
Drufle (GM)	Quick, will checks!
Roy	"Uhhhh" rolling 1d20 + -1 + 0d6k1 ( 5 )+-1+() = 4
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 2 )+0+() = 2
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 4 )+1+() = 5
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + -1 + 0d6k1( 14 )+-1+() = 13
Drufle (GM)	I'm so proud of you all.
Drumun	this is getting dangerous for me
R�senfeld	yuck
Drufle (GM)	Ok, everyone except HK gets 1 insanity!
H. Knight	lightweights
Drumun	I'm fright for 4 turns I can't keep failing these
Drufle (GM)	The ghoul doesn't seem to have noticed you yet.
Drumun	I'm almost half way already
Roy	i forget how this works
Drufle (GM)	It's head is bobbing back and forth, humming to itself. Drumun quickly shuffles backwards
Drufle (GM)	You're frightened for a number of turns equal to your new insanity total.
Drumun	so 2 for you Roy...4 for me...
Roy	"M-maybe. We can. sssurprise... no."
(From R�senfeld)	also that was a 4, not a 5, on my will checks - i don't want anyone to know i'm haunted unless i just can't help it
(From R�senfeld)	so can you please just assume teh boon rather than me inputting it?
(To Sol)	Fair enough.
(From R�senfeld)	bane*
H. Knight	where is russ
Drufle (GM)	He's hanging out there. Also very scared.
H. Knight	did he make a will save
Drufle (GM)	He did, yeah.
R�senfeld	no he idn't he made a will OMGFIAL
Roy	can we wait until we're done being terrified
R�senfeld	that's hat he did
Drufle (GM)	Everyone failed but HK.
H. Knight	oh right then
Drufle (GM)	Well, the ghoul isn't coming towards you!
Drumun	if it doesn't see us...then please?
H. Knight	well then
Drufle (GM)	He's just happily humming to himself.
R�senfeld	oh can we do that?
Drumun	collect ourselves
Roy	"Let's r-regroup."
R�senfeld	that'd be nice Drumun is breathing heavily
H. Knight	let's close the door gently and collect our shit R�senfeld breathes quickly and heavily
H. Knight	then charge
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 13 )+0+() = 13
R�senfeld	"Out.. gotta get outta here.. horrible.. abominable.."
Drumun	I can try sneaking once I've collected myself
H. Knight	"I suggest that we wait for a while."
Drufle (GM)	I'm going to make a suggestion to the party.
Roy	snek
H. Knight	"please, compose yourselves."
Drufle (GM)	You can sneak, sure.
R�senfeld	will that suggestion murder us?
Drufle (GM)	No.
Drumun	once I'm not frightened
R�senfeld	well then, proceeed please "{
Roy	im the only one beyond the door right
R�senfeld	:P*
Drufle (GM)	A ghoul is a diff 25 creature. I recommend you don't fight it.
H. Knight	well then
R�senfeld	can we get around it?
Drumun	oh good, we have to sneak then
Drufle (GM)	You can sneak, or there is another way to deal with it. Nonlethally.
R�senfeld	how does one giant metal horse knight sneak?
H. Knight	I don't
R�senfeld	what do we roll to do that
Drufle (GM)	Roy has already passed her stealth check.
Drumun	I don't like that our job is to clear this place
H. Knight	shall we roll INT on ghoul knowledge
Drumun	am I frightened anymore?
R�senfeld	can i get my god to do it for me i can't yet can i
Drufle (GM)	No, none of you are frightened anymore.
Drumun	did I wait long enough? okay good
R�senfeld	he doesn't care for his acolyte
Drufle (GM)	You guys can roll INT to get an idea of what to do.
Drumun	what is stealth, agile?
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + -1 + 0d6k1( 10 )+-1+() = 9
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 6 )+1+() = 7
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + -2 + 0d6k1( 13 )+-2+() = 11
Drufle (GM)	Yes, agiility.
Drumun	thinkin
R�senfeld	maaan...
H. Knight	god I really don't care
Drumun	that was an int roll
Drufle (GM)	Drumun is the only one that realizes it, given his propensity. Why would a ghoul be humming? Unless, perhaps, he enjoys... music?
R�senfeld	oooh musicdwerf to the rescue!
Drumun	"He's...hummin...hmmm" "Where's mah sax..." what is that roll?
Drufle (GM)	Roy, you may move around the room at your behest.
Drumun	do I get a Boon from the Proffesion?
Drufle (GM)	You passed your stealth check so you can just do what you like. You do!
R�senfeld	"...You want to play a SAX? right now? did lose a bolt in there, Drumun??"
Drumun	right, what is that roll?
Drufle (GM)	Make a, uh, will check.
Drumun	will you say with boon
Roy	i dont try opening the door
Drumun	got it
Drufle (GM)	Roy is just zipping around the room.
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 1d6k1( 2 )+0+( 1 ) = 3
Drufle (GM)	... Ah.
Drumun	fuck this noise
R�senfeld	hhahahahahaha here let me try
Drufle (GM)	PWWWWWRRRRTTT
Roy	it really is noise
R�senfeld	i might get a better result Drumun stumbles and drops the sax
R�senfeld	hahahaha
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, maybe give someone else a try?
Drumun	"Ah shit..."
Roy	whats the roll
Drufle (GM)	The ghoul turns to you, curious about the instrument. A will check.
R�senfeld	i have high will
Drumun	Will roll
R�senfeld	11
Drumun	yes you try
R�senfeld	high-er guess Drumun shoves the sax into Rus's hands
R�senfeld	"Drumun.. you... Here, let me try. Please." rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1 ( 12 )+1+() = 13
H. Knight	if this works I'll scream
Drufle (GM)	I think Drumun is just too terrified to play right now.
Drumun	be mah guest
Drufle (GM)	Hey!
R�senfeld	when did i even learn to play music nobody knos AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Drumun	there goes my entire music career
R�senfeld	drufle i love you
Roy	i cant believe this ghoul likes smooth jazz
Drufle (GM)	Nobody question why Rusenfeld suddenly can play sweet, sweet jazz.
H. Knight	thank you drufle
Roy	i wouldve thought theyd be into harsh metal
H. Knight	this is his god's divine intervention
Drufle (GM)	The ghoul is mesmerized by the sound,and bobs back and forth to the tune.
R�senfeld	they're individuals, roy
Drufle (GM)	Eventually, he falls asleep on the pile of corpses.
Drumun	"Well I'll be damned"
Roy	"[whispers] lets go." R�senfeld bows involuntarily H. Knight nods silently R�senfeld hands the Sax back t oDrumun
Drumun	[Wispers]"right...lets leave" "Thanks, mate"
R�senfeld	any traps in the room?
Roy	"That just worked."
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 6 )+1+() = 7 go
H. Knight	if there were roy would have set them off
R�senfeld	god
Drufle (GM)	The rest of the room is just full of more alcoves and bodies.
Drumun	if there were I would've seen them
Drufle (GM)	Nothing unusual.
R�senfeld	ok well no more corpse looting for me
Drumun	yes I hope you learned your leason H. Knight treads lightly as possible
R�senfeld	for now anyway
Roy	"Come, mister knight!"
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 12 )+0+() = 12 percieve!!
R�senfeld	oh god why
Drufle (GM)	That's not an enemy, don't worry.
Drumun	"Ye got to be kiddin me"
Roy	is that a dude
R�senfeld	oh ok looks kinda zombiesh
Drufle (GM)	A fresh corpse lies against the side of the room. A large sword has been thrust into its chest.
Drumun	how large...
H. Knight	...
R�senfeld	sword magic sword?
Roy	its excalibur
R�senfeld	is this near the ghoul? or in the next room?
H. Knight	next room
Drufle (GM)	It's in the next room here. It's a longsword.
Roy	how to examine the body
R�senfeld	there's no way to detect magic right now, right?
Drufle (GM)	Does anyone have a military profession?
Roy	"This is awful! Who would do this?"
Drufle (GM)	No, none of you have magic capabilities.
Drumun	I am not military
R�senfeld	inquisitor's henchman is that military?
Drufle (GM)	HK, don't you have one?
Roy	do i int check to examine the body
Drufle (GM)	No, that was clergy, if I remember correctly.
R�senfeld	no it's religious right
Drufle (GM)	You can search the body, sure!
Drumun	what does a longsword do? its not under basic
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 14 )+2+() = 16
Drufle (GM)	1 handed, 1d6+2 damage.
R�senfeld	it's a military weapon
Drufle (GM)	Requires 11 STR.
H. Knight	I do Druf
R�senfeld	that's hy drufle asked i imagine
H. Knight	I am a soldier
Drumun	"Why we looking through dead folk again..."
R�senfeld	"I don't see any statues this time."
Drumun	I want that sword though R�senfeld puts a hand on his mouth
Roy	i want to determine who this is and when they died
H. Knight	"This sword might prove useful... in the future"
R�senfeld	deeead givaway
Drufle (GM)	Oh, I thought you were searching the body. H. Knight grabs the sword and stuffs it somehwere
H. Knight	magic bag
Drufle (GM)	This is someone from the town, actually!
Drumun	"No statue sure...but who knows what else"
Drufle (GM)	A butcher who lived near the town square. R�senfeld sighs
Drumun	welp, the knight just took the sword
Drufle (GM)	You can tell that he died less than a week ago.
R�senfeld	"Look, I'm fairly poor. The cult doesn't pay fresh meat."
Drufle (GM)	But not more precise than that.
H. Knight	you have an axe, man
R�senfeld	"Now can we get on with it, and see about solvng the town's issues?" uh
Roy	"I think I've seen this man before. I sold a hog to him."
Drumun	"Wut we do with this fella?"
R�senfeld	is that all that can be dsicerned? can i rol lfor anything extra?
Drufle (GM)	None of you exactly have any medical training.
R�senfeld	ah search it i search it for looots
Drumun	"And that thing behind us"
H. Knight	"I doubt that we'd be able to sneak a corpse past the ghoul. We shall just have to inform the mayor when we return."
Roy	"Can we bury or hide him at least? I don't want him to get eaten."
Drumun	"We gonna have to go past that later"
R�senfeld	well i do if i can get past
Drufle (GM)	Roll PER for searching, Rusenfeld.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 6 )+1+() = 7
Drufle (GM)	Way to go.
R�senfeld	wow what is going on with my rolls
Drufle (GM)	Look, there's, like, clothing!
R�senfeld	i'm too scared or something too agitated, i mean aaaanyway
Drufle (GM)	Probably yeah.
R�senfeld	whatn now? door?
Drufle (GM)	Anyone else crazy enough to loot the dead guy?
R�senfeld	anyoen else wanan try to looot?
Drumun	"Ah dun like the looks of this...someone had to have used that sword"
R�senfeld	i mean there's a sword there guys
Roy	"Can we bury or hide him at least? I don't want him to get eaten."
R�senfeld	we could at least sell it
Drufle (GM)	You took the sword. HK did.
R�senfeld	oh hiding him's a good idea oh ok i missed that
Drumun	Knight took the sword
R�senfeld	my bad
H. Knight	are there any alcoves in the walls here?
Drumun	"Where kin we hide it?"
Drufle (GM)	Yep.
H. Knight	empty ones?
Drufle (GM)	There's one near the ceiling, there.
H. Knight	...how oh wait
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 19 )+1+() = 20
H. Knight	you mean NEAR the celing
Drumun	Hup
Drufle (GM)	No, not in the ceiling.
H. Knight	ok good
Drufle (GM)	Wow, ok, up goes Drumun. Slam dunks the corpse in the hole. Drumun attempts to put the corpse into the aclove, carefuly
Drumun	I do not slam dunk it, that'd be rude
H. Knight	watch him swooce right in
Drumun	"There...a proper rest"
Drufle (GM)	A piece of paper falls out of his vest pocket.
Drumun	"Eh?" "!"
Drufle (GM)	A fairly large sheet, actually.
R�senfeld	is it a charsheet?
Drumun	oh crap I can't read common
H. Knight	ahahah
R�senfeld	i can't read either let's keep it
Drufle (GM)	Man, can anyone read at all?
Roy	i can read
Drufle (GM)	There we go.
R�senfeld	oh neat
Drumun	Roy learned, thankfully
H. Knight	the farmer girl has an education
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 19 )+2+() = 21
Drumun	"Wut is it?"
Drufle (GM)	ok wow
H. Knight	very well
Roy	wai that was perception
Drufle (GM)	Oh. Looting the body?
Roy	no
R�senfeld	loooot it
Roy	which roll is read
Drufle (GM)	Reading the paper? You can just read it.
Roy	oh ok
Drufle (GM)	You don't need to roll for that.
Roy	i read the thing
Drufle (GM)	It's an incantation for the Arcana spell, Magic Dart.
R�senfeld	oooh, useful
Drumun	oh good, who wants to try that
R�senfeld	no one can yet, we need power right?
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
R�senfeld	for real?
Drufle (GM)	Incantations can be used with an INT challenge roll.
R�senfeld	ooh I'd like to try then
Drumun	I think this is our chance to get on a magic route
Roy	"Now why would he have this? "
Drumun	I am certianly not going to get it
R�senfeld	"Have what?"
Drufle (GM)	Well, I mean, Roy is the only one that can actually use it, unfortunately.
Roy	"And who could have possibly killed him?"
H. Knight	"certainly there are many mysteries within this space."
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait, nevermind.
Roy	"Ghouls probably don't use swords."
R�senfeld	"Did you notice how there's a ghoul in the other room?"
Drumun	"Its a dark place, certainly"
R�senfeld	"Oh. Fair point."
Drufle (GM)	Apparently you can read a magic scroll regardless of literacy, because MAGIC.
Drumun	oh good
Roy	magic! :D
H. Knight	good old gameplay/story segregation
R�senfeld	i mean she can jsut tell us what the incantation is? no?
Drufle (GM)	If she wants to.
Roy	yeah i explain to the others what it is
R�senfeld	can i memorise it?
Roy	"A magical projectile!"
Drufle (GM)	Uh, not really.
Drumun	"Shhhhh" Drumun points to the Ghoul
R�senfeld	well we can get writin stuff
Drufle (GM)	You can't learn spells from incantations.
R�senfeld	i'd love to copy it for later scribing's a thing, right? when we get to town i mean
Drufle (GM)	You need special stuff for it, but yeah.
R�senfeld	oh right bah
Drufle (GM)	It costs 5 cp per scroll. For a rank 0 spell. Anyway, to the door?
Drumun	ah guess
R�senfeld	the untrapped door H. Knight opens the door
Drufle (GM)	Magic Dart does an instant 1d3+1 damage, by the way.
Roy	odor
R�senfeld	that leads to the trapped ro
Drufle (GM)	It's like Magic Missile, no roll required.
R�senfeld	room
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 3 )+0+() = 3
R�senfeld	oh a corridor definitely trapps
Drumun	welp more cobwebs
Drufle (GM)	Totally safe, Drumun.
Drumun	"Blasted spiderpiss"
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead!
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 10 )+2+() = 12
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + -1 + 0d6k1( 16 )+-1+() = 15 good
Drufle (GM)	Ok the hallway is actually safe, I swear.
H. Knight	alright
R�senfeld	phew
Drufle (GM)	One more door...
R�senfeld	is roy still sneaking btw?
Drumun	boss time
Roy	mordor
R�senfeld	or is that per creature
Drufle (GM)	Per room, mostly. Drumun stands under H Knight
Drufle (GM)	She isn't still sneaking any more.
H. Knight	oh druf
Drufle (GM)	Open the door!
H. Knight	the ghoul room
R�senfeld	yeah go on then
Drufle (GM)	? Drumun pushes the door open
H. Knight	is that southern bit
Roy	"What's behind door number... I'd like to say five?" "Or seven?"
H. Knight	connected to the stairwell
Drufle (GM)	No. That is a stairway to a higher level for the map I stole this from.
R�senfeld	that would be some very strange euclidean geometry
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 16 )+0+() = 16 HMMMMMMM
H. Knight	ok so that grey line is not an entranceway Drumun strokes beard
Drumun	wut is this
Roy	eep!
Drufle (GM)	A group of people are standing around a bloody altar, armed with sickles and staves. They turn to the door when you open it.
R�senfeld	oh no old godds?
Roy	"So they're the answer."
H. Knight	hoo boy
Riklao Apeca	"... what?"
Drumun	well that's a lot of people
R�senfeld	demon worshipers?
Riklao Apeca	"Quick! Intruders!" "Kill them!" H. Knight readies his spear and shield
Drumun	"Ye know, ya coulda probably talked yerself outa this..." R�senfeld hefts his staff.
Drumun	"But fine...fight then"
R�senfeld	"So you're the ones, eh? To hell with you." Drumun lifts up his axe
Riklao Apeca	So, who gets the fast turns?
Roy	I wield my staff
Drufle (GM)	Whoops.
R�senfeld	slow turn for me
Drumun	thanks Rikloa, I'll take a slow
H. Knight	can I make a charging attack of some description with shield and spear in hand?
Drumun	I would not recommend that
Roy	ill take a slow turn
Drufle (GM)	You can charge, yes.
R�senfeld	yeah remeber how charge is shit..
Drumun	and I think you need a slow turn to do that?
Drufle (GM)	It takes just an action, and you get a bane on your attack.
Drumun	also yes charge is shit,
H. Knight	I am a giant horse man
Drumun	who doesn't have much health
Roy	i remember when i did that and i died
H. Knight	wah
Drumun	mate, you have like 9 orr 10 health I have 15
R�senfeld	you really want to run straight into a group of 5 enemies?
Roy	anyway
R�senfeld	hallway let's choke point them
Drumun	oh right
H. Knight	hmh, good
Drufle (GM)	So is nobody taking a fast turn?
Drumun	fall back and let them come
Drufle (GM)	Fine by me.
H. Knight	I move back a bit
Roy	"They used a ghoul as a bodyguard!"
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+2( 2 )+2 = 4 Nuggets.
Drumun	no
R�senfeld	lmao
Roy	"And killed the butcher!"
Drumun	sit yo asses down
H. Knight	"Rusenfeld! close the door behind us!"
Drufle (GM)	Get them, dudes!
R�senfeld	have a taste of your own rng medicine
H. Knight	"I don't want that ghoul waking up from the battle!"
R�senfeld	i will on my slow turn?? i guess? do I realy have to?
H. Knight	Druf does he have to
Drumun	I'm going to have to fight
R�senfeld	that'll waste my turn
Drufle (GM)	What do you want to do?
R�senfeld	well hHK wants me to close the door so the sleeping ghoul doesn't wake up angry or something but i'm hoping it's mesmerized sorta perminanetly
Drufle (GM)	Oh, no you can use your move action to close it.
R�senfeld	oh ok good i will on my slow turn then
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+1-1d6( 5 )+1-( 1 ) = 5
Drumun	wut are you even
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+1-1d6( 19 )+1-( 5 ) = 15 I'm charging!
Drumun	oh
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6( 2 ) = 2 Here's 2 damage for you.
Drumun	wait which one did that?
Drufle (GM)	The left one.
R�senfeld	giit it! giddit!
Drumun	and what was the 4 then?
Drufle (GM)	The right one trying to hit you.
Drumun	he charged though waaaait the four higher up
H. Knight	you realise you are not far back enough for the chokepoint strategy to work don't you
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait, that four. That was the main dude slinging a spell at you.
Drumun	oh well alright
H. Knight	oh great spells
Drufle (GM)	One more charge! rolling d20+1-1d6 ( 16 )+1-( 5 ) = 12 rolling d6 ( 3 ) = 3
H. Knight	how are they attacking him on a diagonal
Drufle (GM)	SHWICK
Roy	they can
Drumun	will you fucking stop messing with my sheet
Drufle (GM)	Because you're allowed to do that.
H. Knight	what
Drumun	your not even doing it right
Drufle (GM)	I'm dealing the damage, do you want to do that?
Drumun	that's not damage, thats my max health your fucking with
Roy	clam down
Drufle (GM)	I'm just altering the bar on your pog, I'm not actually using your sheet.
H. Knight	calm up
Drumun	the bar shouldn't be there uhg
R�senfeld	sheets are slightly buggy, it's nto necessarily drufle
Drufle (GM)	Fair enough, I was just doing what I did for everyone else.
Drumun	you tied it to the wrong thing
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, fast turns are over. Slow turns!
Drumun	right
R�senfeld	i close the door iwth my move
Drumun	I should hmmm
R�senfeld	now here's the thing - behind me there's room for two of you to still be able to attack what do you think?
Drumun	no point waiting, I swing at one of the guys
Roy	yeah lets do that
Drumun	I can't step back without taking damage
R�senfeld	yeah, you're trapped, huh
Drumun	I need help
Roy	i use my sling
R�senfeld	well i prepare an attack - can i trigger if any enemy comes in range?
Drufle (GM)	I think there's a retreat action...
R�senfeld	brb also
Drufle (GM)	Sure, Rusenfeld.
Drumun	will they ever come into range with me here? do you have range?
Drufle (GM)	If you move back, they probably will.
Drumun	I can't move back unless I get one of these guys away from me
Drufle (GM)	You can use your action to retreat, if you want.
Drumun	that's an action?
Drufle (GM)	You can move up to half your speed without free attacks. Yeah, it's an action.
Drumun	well alright
Drufle (GM)	Roy, you can go ahead and sling.
Drumun	how far does that get me?
Roy	rolling 1d6 + 1( 5 )+1 = 6 woops why does it do that i dragged the attack roll rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1 ( 17 )+0+() = 17
Drumun	well, there you go
Roy	rolling 1d3 + 0( 2 )+0 = 2
Drufle (GM)	To which one?
Roy	center guy
Drufle (GM)	Rock to the face!
Drumun	I can very well die to this
Drufle (GM)	HK, Rusenfeld?
Roy	"Take that!"
H. Knight	I move forward, and make a defensive attack
Drufle (GM)	Smart move.
Drumun	I think Knight can reach without moving
Drufle (GM)	I hope that bane doesn't kill your roll.
H. Knight	can I reach? from here
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Drumun	I mean, he's go 2 range instead of 1
H. Knight	oh alright then I don't move but defensive strike anyway rolling 1d20 + 0 + -1d6k1 ( 7 )+0+-( 3 ) = 4 it did
Drufle (GM)	Oh dear. Well, you get the buff anyway.
H. Knight	good
Drufle (GM)	Rusenfeld is away for a bit, right?
H. Knight	yes
Drumun	ah yeah, he is
Drufle (GM)	Well, I think he can't do much anyway... He doesn't have any ranged capabilities that I'm aware of.
Drumun	next round then?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. You guys want fast turns?
Drumun	right, I take a fast turn Prepared action If they come into range, I smack them or at least one
H. Knight	same
Drumun	I don't think I can hit more than that
Drufle (GM)	Roy?
H. Knight	well
Drufle (GM)	No, you only get to hit the first one that comes in range.
H. Knight	i prepare an action if someon attacks Drumun.
Roy	i take a fast turn to sling again
R�senfeld	ok back sorry
Drumun	hi
R�senfeld	what's been happening
Drumun	I lost a third of my health and retreated
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 10 )+0+() = 10
R�senfeld	hmm
Drumun	these are just people right? no absurd stats
Drufle (GM)	Sorry hi, back. That's a hit.
Roy	rolling 1d3 + 0( 3 )+0 = 3
Drumun	okay, good
Roy	that guy again
R�senfeld	drufle
Drufle (GM)	The mooks only have 10 def. The caster is a bit higher. Yes?
R�senfeld	what is short range?
Drufle (GM)	5 tiles.
R�senfeld	can i prep an action in a fast turn?
Drufle (GM)	Yes. What do you want to prepare?
R�senfeld	can i distract the first creature that comes into range of drumun?
Drufle (GM)	Sure!
R�senfeld	enemy* creature not any creature just enemy :P
Drufle (GM)	Well none of them are taking fast actions, so I'll let them go slow now. Prepared actions!
Drumun	uh, a dude moved
Drufle (GM)	He did, yes.
Drumun	was that intentional?
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 5 )+1+() = 6
Drumun	oh right
Drufle (GM)	Well it's their turn now.
R�senfeld	bayh
Drumun	I forgot we didn't take any slow well, he's in range, I'll hit him
Drufle (GM)	He's going for HK, the more formidable target.
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	So go ahead, Drumun.
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 1d6k1( 5 )+1+( 3 ) = 9
R�senfeld	he's in range of dru anyay, no?
Drumun	are you fucking serious
Drufle (GM)	Ooh, so close. He is in range anyway, yes. rolling d20+1 ( 14 )+1 = 15 rolling d6 ( 4 ) = 4
H. Knight	can you stop
Drufle (GM)	4 damage to HK!
Drumun	this is getting rediculous
Drufle (GM)	Unfortunately the rest of the cultists are uh. A bit stuck back here.
Roy	there we go
R�senfeld	that was the idea!
Drufle (GM)	I can get a spell off, though!
Drumun	bugger
Drufle (GM)	Take this, HK! rolling d20+2 ( 15 )+2 = 17
R�senfeld	....
Drumun	oh god
Drufle (GM)	You take a -5 to health!
H. Knight	and there I go gg erryboddy
Drumun	are you fucking serious this is it then we're dead
Drufle (GM)	Top of the round. HK, roll a d6!
H. Knight	rolling 1d6( 1 ) = 1 AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Drumun	oh fucking hell
Drufle (GM)	Aaaand now you're dying.
R�senfeld	druf can we even survuve dis>
Roy	im switching to the staff
Drufle (GM)	This is only a diff 9 encounter, technically.
Drumun	bullshit
Roy	clam
H. Knight	"I...I...I................"
Drufle (GM)	4 diff 1 monsters and a diff 5 monster.
R�senfeld	rng is really weighted wen we fight tho
Roy	"D:<"
Drufle (GM)	It... really is. You know what, Drumun. Roll damage.
Drumun	eh? rolling 1d6 + 1 ( 4 )+1 = 5
Drufle (GM)	I'm going to retroactively let that attack hit. Since you were only one off.
Drumun	alright
Moppy	such a kind fellow
Drumun	thanks
Drufle (GM)	This is a bit more dangerous than I had anticipated.
Drumun	"Get OUT OF HERE"
Drufle (GM)	On the plus side, the caster is out of Harm now!
Roy	we should use the fortunes next time
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, probably
Drumun	where is that magic missile
Drufle (GM)	Roy has it!
R�senfeld	fortunes?
Drufle (GM)	Quick, fast turns!
Drumun	right
R�senfeld	magic!
Roy	im gonna use that for the boss you guys
Drumun	since its not in front of me anymore
Roy	pew pew
Drumun	I step forward a little
R�senfeld	you donr consume the scroll do you?
Drufle (GM)	You do, yes.
R�senfeld	oh
Drumun	how far can I move to protect HK?
Drufle (GM)	You only get one use of it.
R�senfeld	do it anyway
Moppy	use my corpse as a shield!
R�senfeld	we need it
Roy	is it my turn now
Drufle (GM)	You're good there, Drumun.
Drumun	right
Drufle (GM)	Whoever's taking a fast turn, go now.
R�senfeld	prep
Roy	"Desperate times..."
Drufle (GM)	Prepare for what?
Roy	can i prep a spell
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
R�senfeld	if enemy attempts to harm drmun
Drufle (GM)	You can prepare effectively any action.
R�senfeld	and is in sh. rane range i ddistract dat ok?
Drufle (GM)	All of the front cultists are in short range right now, Rusenfeld.
Roy	i do that. if the head cultist tries to attack someone ill cast the incantation
R�senfeld	i knw
Drumun	can he distract them all?
Drufle (GM)	No, one at a time.
R�senfeld	u wanted specific triggers
Drufle (GM)	Alright, two preparations. Drumun?
Drumun	the step forward was that not a move?
Drufle (GM)	Ah, ok. It was, yeah.
Drumun	alright
Drufle (GM)	Here I come!
Drumun	I'll tank a charge, I assume
Drufle (GM)	Yes. Rusenfeld, your distract?
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 3 )+1+() = 4 :/
Drufle (GM)	Not quite.
Drumun	"Come git me, ye rats"
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+1( 16 )+1 = 17
Drumun	oi where's that bane
Drufle (GM)	I get a boon!
R�senfeld	you asked lol
Drumun	for what?
Drufle (GM)	Cultists have an ability where whenever they make a roll, they can add a boon. If they fail anyway, they take 1d6 damage.
Drumun	any roll? well fuck
Drufle (GM)	Any roll. rolling d6 ( 5 ) = 5 5 damage, buddy.
R�senfeld	wow
Drumun	well fuck I'm down to 5 HP
Drufle (GM)	In retrospect, I don't know how that constitutes a diff 1 monster.
Drumun	it does not, no
Drufle (GM)	I guess the damage is enough of a balance.
Drumun	IS IT? because we are not going to live through this
Drufle (GM)	Well it would be if the RNG was playing nicely.
Moppy	we shouldn't have specified this as a demon lord game to roll20
R�senfeld	^
Moppy	I an utterly convinced that the site registers the choice and skews the dice
Drumun	roll20 is just...deliberately killing us
Roy	"Guys. We might have to get help from the ghoul if we can't make it through this."
Moppy	hm
Drumun	"How kin a ghoul help?"
Drufle (GM)	Well, uh, I guess that's my stuff.
Moppy	in retrospect that would have been a good idea
Roy	"eat them all."
Moppy	lead them into ghoul room
Drufle (GM)	The caster is kind of out of spells that damage you from short range.
Drumun	"And us!"
Moppy	watch fireworks oh good he can run out
Drufle (GM)	So, uh, next round? HK, a d6, please.
Roy	"We have the sax."
Drumun	I kinnot keep this up
Moppy	don't I ha-there it is rolling 1d6 ( 6 ) = 6 WOWO
Roy	woo
Drumun	"Ah am in no shape ta play"
Drufle (GM)	And back to unconsciousness you go. Anyone want a fast turn?
H. Knight	_SYSTEM RESTORE_
Drumun	uhhh
R�senfeld	suggestions?
Drumun	I need a fast turn, really I can't take another hit
Roy	oh is the turn over
Drufle (GM)	You know, it occurs to me.
Drumun	can I grapple and use this guy as a meat shield?
Roy	what happened
R�senfeld	i can come hit stuff on a slow tur
Drufle (GM)	If you run back, they can't follow you easily. They'd have to move through HK. You can grapple, sure.
Drumun	does that keep him from attacking me? or is that just a debuff
Drufle (GM)	I believe so, lemme look.
H. Knight	I wouldn't grapple a guy holding a tiny scythe
Roy	oh is that what that is
Drufle (GM)	Huh. Wow, grappling sucks in this game. All it does is prevent them from moving away.
Drumun	good to know, lets not then
Roy	i thought these were like mutated mantis people
Drumun	can I knock him down?
Drufle (GM)	So strike, or move backwards. Uhhh lemme look.
H. Knight	with a bane yes
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Drumun	what does that do for me? I just need a way to keep them from following us
H. Knight	makes him prone.
Drumun	or hitting me
H. Knight	that's all
Drufle (GM)	It knocks him down. You can also push him back.
Drumun	does that still block the others
Drufle (GM)	Which would damage the dude behind him. No, they can just step over him.
Drumun	I don't want the others just rushing me okay that's useless to me then
H. Knight	ping me if anything happens I need to be there for
R�senfeld	you need to roll a d6every round, for one
Drufle (GM)	Also I should note that it's going to be really hard to get HK back up, since he's an object now.
H. Knight	no I don't do I?
Drufle (GM)	You're still incapacitated.
Drumun	I need to do something to stop myself from dying
Drufle (GM)	Someone can use an action to twist his key. That'll bring him back to life.
H. Knight	oh yeah!
Drumun	I can't do that
H. Knight	I forgot I had one of those
R�senfeld	i use it
Roy	whose turn is it
Drufle (GM)	There's no penalty to do that. Your guys!
Drumun	its the fast turn still
R�senfeld	fast tun turn
Drufle (GM)	It's your fast turns.
R�senfeld	i twist his key
Drufle (GM)	Roll a d6.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d6( 2 ) = 2 aw c'mon
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
Drumun	we're dead we're so so so dead
Drufle (GM)	You need a 4, 5, or 6 to wake him up. Anyone else want to try?
Drumun	no
Roy	nop
Drufle (GM)	Righto.
Drumun	I can't without dying dieing
Roy	lets try intimidate we need to kill their leader
Drumun	I can't reach him
H. Knight	maybe we should have rushed in
Drumun	and get hit by all of them at once?
H. Knight	it'd be spread out! at the moment all they can reach is you
Drumun	no, I would've just died
Drufle (GM)	You can intimidate, sure!
Drumun	from all of them at once
Drufle (GM)	Get them to run away!
Drumun	do you want me to do that
Drufle (GM)	Roll Will against their Will.
Drumun	because this game will screw me regardless
Roy	or str
Drumun	also I'm pretty sure I can use STR
Drufle (GM)	Or Str. Yeah.
Drumun	I'm using STR fuck my will rolls
Drufle (GM)	You succeed, he gets frightened and moves away.
Drumun	and then the other guy comes in anyways fuck it, I'm out of options
R�senfeld	maybe roy can prep a action for that one
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 6 )+1+() = 7 fuck this game just to hell with it
H. Knight	the salt is real
Drufle (GM)	Feeeeel the sodium.
Drumun	I hate this RNG
(From R�senfeld)	starting to be genuinely concerned with the mood
Drumun	I'm dead, gg guys
H. Knight	join me
(To Sol)	Nah, he's always like this.
Drufle (GM)	Roy?
Drumun	who thought 5 guys with a wizard at once was a good idea
R�senfeld	hahaha
Roy	2salt
R�senfeld	brb again, sorry
H. Knight	it should have been
Drufle (GM)	Hey, statistically speaking this should be easier than that tiny demon.
H. Knight	three guys
Drumun	bullllshit
Roy	im gonna shoot lasers at the head guy
H. Knight	and a wizard
Drufle (GM)	The RNG is just... really, really bad.
Roy	what do i roll
Drufle (GM)	Nothing. 1d3+1 damage.
Roy	oh ok
Drumun	I think she has to succeed an int roll
Roy	can i do that now
Drumun	to use the spell but then it just hits
Drufle (GM)	I don't think you have to make the check if your power equals the spell rank. Which it does.
Drumun	well alright then go ahead
Roy	"Zinthos!"
Drufle (GM)	Pfffft. You missed two words there.
H. Knight	mmhmhm
Roy	gotta have some magic words rolling 1d3+1 ( 3 )+1 = 4
Drufle (GM)	Very good.
R�senfeld	ahhh some damage at last
H. Knight	you're such a lucky sod
R�senfeld	feels good mang
Drufle (GM)	Magic bolts, right to the face!
R�senfeld	should have cast that at the first thing that's probably why he put it there
Drufle (GM)	So, I have a bit of a dilemma here. I really want to use the crazy assurance ability to try and damage the cultist. But I'm afraid I'm just gonna hit Drumun and probably knock him out.
Drumun	no that will kill me easier
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, that's the thing.
Roy	lol
Drumun	just don't or fudge a rool what do I care I'm dead regardless
H. Knight	we are all going to die anyway what have you got to lose
Drumun	I don't want to draw another character
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+d6( 7 )+( 4 ) = 11
Drumun	I really don't have time
Drufle (GM)	Ehhhhhhh
H. Knight	I doubt that'll happen on a TPK, Hora
Drufle (GM)	Fuck it, we'll call that one a miss.
Drumun	TPK?
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6( 1 ) = 1
Drumun	thank you druf
Drufle (GM)	Wow, thanks game.
H. Knight	Total Party Kill
Drumun	...
Roy	total party island
Drufle (GM)	Well, that was the enemy's turn.
H. Knight	someone wanna key me?
Drufle (GM)	I really am incapable of doing anything in this tunnel. Yeah, someone give the ol' bot a twist.
Drumun	right, lets either back up or do something
R�senfeld	keeey
Drufle (GM)	Hmmm.
Drumun	what does a defensive strike do?
Drufle (GM)	Maybe you shouldn't key him, actually.
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	Gives you a boon against attacks for the round.
Drumun	what does that mean?
Drufle (GM)	But you have a bane on your attack. Enemies have a bane to hit you for the round.
Drumun	defense? oh
Drufle (GM)	You get the bonus regardless of whether you hit or not. It's a pretty sweet deal if you just want to live.
Drumun	I might do that
H. Knight	I tried it and it didn't do jack
Drufle (GM)	That is true.
Drumun	I don't have any othe roptions I'm on 5 hp I can do very little
Drufle (GM)	I was thinking you guys could move back into the ghoul room, and the cultists would just go past HK. I mean, he looks pretty dead to them.
R�senfeld	you can run
Drumun	if that works then fine
Drufle (GM)	They don't know anything about clockworks.
H. Knight	leave me I'll be fine
Drumun	I'll retreat then
H. Knight	lead them into the light, they might evaporate
Drufle (GM)	Then he can make his fate rolls, come back to life, and flank them!
R�senfeld	ok, i prepare an action, bt btw
Drufle (GM)	Kill the head cultist from behind! Drumun stumbles back behind the others
R�senfeld	if an enemy comes within range of me, i attack it
Drufle (GM)	Fair enough. Roy?
Roy	I retreat
Drufle (GM)	Alright, move back then. CHAAAAARGE Except probably not, let's find out.
Drumun	charge under the horseman
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20( 7 ) = 7 Ok maybe not. THUNK
Drumun	run face first into the horse man
H. Knight	knight's gotta get dinner
Drufle (GM)	Alright, go ahead.
Drumun	go ahead?
Drufle (GM)	I'll make your fate rolls.
Drumun	wait, does he need fate rolls?
Drufle (GM)	He's still incapacitated, yes.
Drumun	he's unwound I thought alright then
Drufle (GM)	Alright, I'm gonna have another cultist try. rolling d20 ( 8 ) = 8 Oh for.
Drumun	run face first into the other one
Drufle (GM)	CLANK CLANK Ok, uh, so much for that round. rolling d6 ( 1 ) = 1
R�senfeld	alright i'm gonna have to fast move next round
Drufle (GM)	Well butts.
Drumun	oh wait they can't stand in the same spot either they're size 1
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
Drumun	where would they go?
Drufle (GM)	They get shoved back.
Drumun	oh okay
R�senfeld	yeah how wide is that hallway actually
Drufle (GM)	It's a bit awkward.
Drumun	not wide enough
Drufle (GM)	You can fit two to a side if they squeeze a bit.
Drumun	its like 1 and 1/2 tiles
R�senfeld	becuse when i was saying about choke pointing i assumed it waas onlt 1 and 1/2
Drufle (GM)	So they get penalties on trying to get through. Actually, isn't there a stabilize action?
R�senfeld	for HK?
Drumun	its called turning the key which might not be a good idea right now
R�senfeld	he IS dying
Drumun	since they are right on top of him he stabilized himself with a 6
R�senfeld	remember that 1 just now
Drufle (GM)	You can make an INT check and bring him back to 1 hp, apparently. He's back to dying, yes.
Drumun	he 1'd then 6'd
Drufle (GM)	He then 1'd again.
Drumun	oh
R�senfeld	drufle rolled his fate roll it was a 1
Drumun	crap
R�senfeld	i have to do something
Drumun	int check then these cultists can't do much right now
Drufle (GM)	You can stabilize him with an int check, but you get a -1 since he's dying.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 1 + -1d6k1( 18 )+1+-( 1 ) = 18
Drufle (GM)	Tadaaaaaa
R�senfeld	luckily i am a motherfucking genius
Drufle (GM)	He liiiiiiives.
Drumun	but keep him unwound its best they don't know that
R�senfeld	he's at 1hp
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, don't tell them that.
R�senfeld	he's like, back up now right?
Drufle (GM)	No.
Drumun	unwound still its a clockwork thing
R�senfeld	oh ok that's awesome good good good
Drumun	he's just a shield now
R�senfeld	i'm stuck here though
Drufle (GM)	Once a clockwork goes down, they cannot get back up unless someone rewinds them.
R�senfeld	you guys wanna defend me maybe?
Drumun	uhh
Roy	whose turn is it
Drumun	can I say I was here when I retreated?
Drufle (GM)	It's your turn. Fast turns. Sure, Drumun.
Drumun	that was my turn, I think? the retreat?
Drufle (GM)	Yep.
Drumun	when did the face slamming happen?
Drufle (GM)	Last round.
Drumun	I backed off, then they face slammed oh, then I have an action then
R�senfeld	then i stablizied
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait, you have another turn. Yeah, go ahead.
Drumun	I prep an attack if they get around that horse, they get whacked
Roy	i prepare an action to sling someone if they try to attack
R�senfeld	i am out for THIS round, right?
Drufle (GM)	Alright! Yeah, you used your action.
R�senfeld	ok
Drufle (GM)	Here comes one!
R�senfeld	we can do this
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20-1d6( 14 )-( 6 ) = 8
R�senfeld	and if we do we'll be fuckin HEROES
Drufle (GM)	Or not!
Drumun	clang
R�senfeld	BONK
Drufle (GM)	Here comes the other one!
R�senfeld	hahahaha
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20( 17 ) = 17
Drumun	he gives himself a concussion in range
R�senfeld	hello there
Drumun	get bopped
Drufle (GM)	He scrambles over the pile of metal!
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 1d6k1( 4 )+1+( 1 ) = 6 damn it game
R�senfeld	that is just
Drumun	just why
R�senfeld	not cool
Drufle (GM)	This is getting very silly. Roy? You get a go.
R�senfeld	reroll, boo
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 1d6k1( 10 )+0+( 5 ) = 15
Drumun	that's better
R�senfeld	ok nevermind what I just said
Drufle (GM)	There's an actual roll. Get 'im!
R�senfeld	GIDDIT!
Roy	rolling 1d3 + 0( 3 )+0 = 3
Drumun	he got gotted
Drufle (GM)	Alright, ATTACK
Drumun	who?
R�senfeld	me probably
Drufle (GM)	Rusenfeld. rolling d20 ( 3 ) = 3
Drumun	bleh
Drufle (GM)	Well, shit.
Drumun	hmmm
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6( 4 ) = 4
R�senfeld	hahahahahaaaaa yes
Drumun	now the luck is just terrible all around I'm not sure how I feel about this
R�senfeld	wait what
Drufle (GM)	He was a bit too excited and scraped his leg on the metal!
Drumun	you'd think I'd be happy
R�senfeld	what was that
Drufle (GM)	I used his assured confidence power. And I still failed.
R�senfeld	oh ok
Drufle (GM)	So he takes 1d6 damage.
Drumun	but this is just sad
R�senfeld	i'm good widdat
Drumun	the rolls are just going horribly
Drufle (GM)	The head cultist is just sitting in the back, shaking his head.
Riklao Apeca	"Really, guys? Really?"
Drumun	that cultist can't stay where he is too big
Drufle (GM)	Oh, uh, good point. Well, I guess he falls back down the pile.
Drumun	tumble on down
Drufle (GM)	Whelp.
R�senfeld	AoE pls? AoO*
Drufle (GM)	Pffffft.
R�senfeld	:P
Drufle (GM)	Drumun can't. But you can.
Drumun	you know what, yes give it to him
R�senfeld	normal roll yes?
Drufle (GM)	Yes. No boons or banes.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 19 )+0+() = 19
Drufle (GM)	Well hot damn.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d6+1( 2 )+1 = 3 die.
Drumun	"Ah am in no shape for fighting..."
Drufle (GM)	And away he goes!
R�senfeld	"Die."
Drufle (GM)	What was that with, the staff?
R�senfeld	DIIIIE yeah
Drumun	"Thank ye, lad"
Drufle (GM)	As the cultist tumbles backwards, Rusenfeld swings his staff and connects with his skull! The cultist slumps into a pile by the wall. The other cultists are concerned. Next round!
R�senfeld	"We're not out of the mud yet, Drumun.
Drumun	I'm still scared out of my wits
Drufle (GM)	Man, do you feel that adrenaline?
Drumun	I could die in one hit
R�senfeld	suggestions?
Roy	i prep a sling if the next one attacks
Drufle (GM)	My heart's going wild. Alright, sling it is.
H. Knight	oh what's the damage
Drumun	I prep as well
Drufle (GM)	Drumun? Rusenfeld?
R�senfeld	i will prep an attaack on the next enemy that comes in melee range
Drufle (GM)	HK: so uh
Drumun	H Knight you are amazing at this
Drufle (GM)	You're alive now.
H. Knight	good!
Drumun	unwound still
Drufle (GM)	But not awake.
Drumun	so unable to act
H. Knight	ok
Drumun	but good god is it working
R�senfeld	we were thinking, leave oyu unwound so they don't know you're still kicking
Drufle (GM)	You have 1 hp, but they left you unwound to keep them at bay.
Drumun	they have faceplanted into you like twice now
R�senfeld	also you are a really useful shiedl like, for real
Drufle (GM)	Your shoulder impaled one of the cultists.
R�senfeld	i got an AoO because of you
Drufle (GM)	As he tried to get over you.
H. Knight	ahahaha I don't even have sharp shoulders what a klutz
Drufle (GM)	Alright, so everyone is prepping?
R�senfeld	yyyep
Drufle (GM)	Here comes another!
Drumun	prep to infinity
R�senfeld	i love this choke point we can do this
Drufle (GM)	First, agility check.
R�senfeld	rng permitting
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20( 12 ) = 12
R�senfeld	what, us?
Drufle (GM)	Here I come!
Drumun	well, he's climbing
R�senfeld	you get smacked twice
Drufle (GM)	Thrice.
R�senfeld	thrice?
Drufle (GM)	Roy has a sling.
R�senfeld	oh right
Drumun	well then
R�senfeld	good
Drufle (GM)	Fire away!
R�senfeld	roll yours pals
Drufle (GM)	With boons!
Drumun	let the smackening begin
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 1d6k1( 13 )+0+( 6 ) = 19
R�senfeld	boons?
Drufle (GM)	You get a boon for prepared actions.
Roy	rolling 1d3 + 0( 2 )+0 = 2
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 1d6k1( 16 )+1+( 5 ) = 22
R�senfeld	excellent
Drumun	good god there's the roll I needed rolling 1d6 + 1 ( 3 )+1 = 4
Drufle (GM)	Finish him off! Get 'im! Drumun brings and axe down onto the cultist's leg
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 1d6k1( 11 )+0+( 1 ) = 12 ugh
Drufle (GM)	A hit!
Drumun	they're Def is shit, remember?
R�senfeld	good thing they're weak
Drumun	man these boons
R�senfeld	rolling 1d6+1( 3 )+1 = 4
Drufle (GM)	Swing batter batter, swing!
Drumun	are like...1s half the time
R�senfeld	yaaaay
Drufle (GM)	This is turning out concerningly well.
R�senfeld	shhh don't jinx it damnit
Drufle (GM)	I like the idea that Rusenfeld is just standing on top of HK's body, home running the cultists away. Another charge! rolling d20 ( 10 ) = 10
R�senfeld	damn
Drufle (GM)	Here I come!
Drumun	seriously druf, don't jinx it
H. Knight	oh wow you're down to two guys
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20( 16 ) = 16
Drumun	well we used our triggers already
R�senfeld	double damn
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6( 6 ) = 6
R�senfeld	triple damn
H. Knight	it's me
Drufle (GM)	6 damage to Rusenfeld.
H. Knight	I came back I should have stayed away
R�senfeld	ok, ouch
Drumun	"Ye alright, Rus?"
H. Knight	its like the effect my mum has on the tennis
R�senfeld	"WArrgh! That hurt!"
Drumun	"Ah guess ye are"
Drufle (GM)	:P
Drumun	"Ye might wanna step back"
Drufle (GM)	So, back to the top.
R�senfeld	or i can keep swinging and get the next melee charger
Drumun	that too I prep again
Drufle (GM)	I was considering having the head dude charge in with a touch spell, but uh no.
Roy	"You are so going to be fed to the ghoul!"
Drufle (GM)	Is everyone preparing?
Drumun	yes
Roy	(to the enemies) yes
Drufle (GM)	Here I come!
R�senfeld	can i make my trigger a bit complicated?
Drufle (GM)	Oh, uh, sure. What do you want?
R�senfeld	next enemey comes in range, if he's not killed by other preps, i attack it? other wise
Drumun	actually, I also want to change my prep
Drufle (GM)	Good choice.
R�senfeld	attack the next one that comes in range? can I do thaT?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
R�senfeld	hrray
Drumun	oh, if that's his prep then nvm
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20( 5 ) = 5
R�senfeld	psh
Drufle (GM)	Ok well maybe not. CLANG
Drumun	I was thinking I could use a Shove if he got close push him down the metal horse
R�senfeld	push him into HK? that's not a half bad idea
Drumun	off of HK let him tumble down
R�senfeld	but you'll hurt HK no?
Drufle (GM)	Well I tried the charge and that didn't work.
Drumun	will I?
Drufle (GM)	Here comes the cultist!
Roy	the cultists must think we are so sick using our friend like this lol H. Knight is aware of what is happening but cannot physically move
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20( 2 ) = 2
H. Knight	this is hell for him
Drufle (GM)	Ok maybe not.
R�senfeld	ahahahaha
Roy	terror
Drumun	"Ye lot suck at climbin"
Drufle (GM)	Well I guess nobody does anything this turn then.
Drumun	right so whats the plan
Drufle (GM)	Next round!
Drumun	I can try to shove this time
R�senfeld	yeah i t hin we should consider the fact that we might get a cultist now and that I have 3hp
Roy	i use my fast action to sling em
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead.
Drumun	right, I prep a shove
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 5 )+0+() = 5
Drufle (GM)	Yikes.
R�senfeld	i need a slow turn really
Drufle (GM)	Not quite. Well you can take yours after I take my fast.
R�senfeld	hang on those failures mean i'm prepping instead
Drufle (GM)	Ah, ok.
R�senfeld	attack the next enemy that comesi n range
Drumun	right you whack him, I'll shove him back
Drufle (GM)	CHAAAAARGE rolling d20 ( 6 ) = 6
Drumun	ad infinitum
Drufle (GM)	Oh son of a bitch.
R�senfeld	lol
H. Knight	donk
Drufle (GM)	This pile of metal is insurmountable!
R�senfeld	can't mount the horse? he is in fact Mt. Horse H. Knight rolls his camera
Drumun	"This is...not what I expected"
R�senfeld	cultist? you gonna come git whacked?
Drufle (GM)	The high cultist rolls his eyes. He takes out a dagger. And shoves it in the cultist's back.
H. Knight	oh boy
R�senfeld	oh no
Drumun	oh god
R�senfeld	oh nooo
Drumun	this is bad
H. Knight	It is IMPOSSIBLE to get good help
Drufle (GM)	Blood leaks from the wound, and the high cultist glows with power.
R�senfeld	this smells like a ritual
Drumun	fuck
R�senfeld	yup sure it
Drumun	"Ah shit...he's doin somethin"
R�senfeld	i would like to move around the corner where I cant get hurt, and prep there but that needs a slow turn
Drufle (GM)	He points to Roy and hisses.
R�senfeld	can't we stop him for a round somehow?
H. Knight	...can I prep an action for if I come back to life
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+2+d6( 16 )+2+( 3 ) = 21
H. Knight	ohhh
Drumun	ffff
Drufle (GM)	Take 5 damage!
R�senfeld	yaeh but that' have to be like next round.. if we survive it
Roy	pew pew
Drumun	did that give him all his mana back?
Roy	"Auuugh!!"
Drufle (GM)	No, he just gets a free recast of a spell.
Drumun	"Roy!" well good, he can't do that again
R�senfeld	"Are you alright, child?!"
Drufle (GM)	It also gives him a bit of hp. So, slow turns?
Drumun	did he really need the hp, druf
R�senfeld	yeah we need to think
H. Knight	he did get hit that one time
R�senfeld	because i DON'T want to get bumrushed
Roy	"I'm fine! Finish him!"
R�senfeld	i have 3hp
Drumun	"Ye back off" "Ah'll handle this"
R�senfeld	roy has like 4 or 5 or something
Drufle (GM)	I mean, he is a caster. He only has 6 hp left.
Drumun	"Is about what I deserve"
R�senfeld	hmm shoul wwe charge him, durmun? and roy can sling?
Drumun	I'll prep a shove if he attempts to come forward
H. Knight	well not charge
Drufle (GM)	His defense is an impenetrable 11 as well.
H. Knight	jusr slow move and attack
Drumun	don't charge, we need this wall to survive are we moving forward or what are we doing
R�senfeld	i wish I knew if he could still cast soething
Drufle (GM)	Oh he has plenty of spells left.
Drumun	he has a rouch spell
Drufle (GM)	They're all touch range though.
Drumun	touch
R�senfeld	is the ghoul still asleep can we go 'round some corners and ambush
Drufle (GM)	Go look! You closed the doors!
H. Knight	he's probably waiting beside the door like a creeper
Drufle (GM)	I mean you could also just let Roy sling rocks at him until he dies.
Drumun	god damn
Roy	i do that
R�senfeld	ok well prep i guess
Drumun	we're not leaving this place alive if the ghoul turns on us
R�senfeld	in range, attack, yada yada
Roy	why did nobody bring slings
Drumun	I chose staff
Drufle (GM)	Roll to hit, Roy.
Drumun	I'm sorry
H. Knight	I had bad experience with them in the FF game
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 17 )+0+() = 17
R�senfeld	yus
Drufle (GM)	Yikes.
Roy	rolling 1d3 + 0( 1 )+0 = 1
Drumun	:(
Roy	no!
R�senfeld	sadface
Drufle (GM)	Less yikes. Anyone else want a fast turn?
R�senfeld	yes
Drufle (GM)	Or just preparing.
R�senfeld	prep
Drumun	I'm preped
Drufle (GM)	Righto. Here I come! Totally! rolling d20+1 ( 6 )+1 = 7
R�senfeld	here cultyculty
Drufle (GM)	Oh for.
R�senfeld	oh ffs
Drumun	just keep slinging
Drufle (GM)	CLANG
H. Knight	don't revive me just build a cart haul me around portable wall
R�senfeld	as a big shield
Drufle (GM)	Alright, uh, back to the top? Roy?
R�senfeld	they'd have to roll agilities even if you were alive
Drumun	someone will know how Clockworks function eventually, Knight
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 13 )+0+() = 13
Drumun	this won't work forever
Drufle (GM)	Another hit, geez.
Roy	rolling 1d3 + 0( 1 )+0 = 1
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
R�senfeld	yes, chip at it
Roy	another 1
R�senfeld	oh man rng is just
H. Knight	cherry tappin
Drufle (GM)	He just gets increasingly more annoyed. As rocks slap him in the face.
Roy	"Why! won't! you! give up!"
Drufle (GM)	HRRRRRRG JUMP OVER THE MECH rolling d20+1 ( 8 )+1 = 9 for the LOVE of
Drumun	"Ya can't win, ya evil bastard!"
H. Knight	has anyone tried grabbing my spear and throwing it at him
Drumun	this is payback for the start of the fight
Drufle (GM)	Can't throw your spear, buddy.
R�senfeld	ang on did we miss a turn
H. Knight	why NOT it's a SPEAR
Drufle (GM)	That's a javelin thing.
Drumun	no he's just
H. Knight	AUGHH
Drumun	not able to hit us
Drufle (GM)	No, you guys are just constantly preparing. And he's never making it to you.
R�senfeld	he chaged no look
Drumun	sling and wait
R�senfeld	i didn't say prep this time i said it last time
Drufle (GM)	Oh, you didn't? Sorry I just assumed you guys would do the same thing. Take your turn then.
R�senfeld	no see i was looking at my scourge bt it's in my pack and it's not ranged nyway
Drufle (GM)	So, top of the round?
Drumun	I assume so
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead, Roy.
R�senfeld	yeaeeah i guess same old just continue as before
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 16 )+0+() = 16
Drumun	if it works, don't fix it
Roy	rolling 1d3 + 0( 2 )+0 = 2
Drufle (GM)	Ok I swear Roy stole all the party's luck.
H. Knight	2 hp left
R�senfeld	i slow turn btw
Roy	it me
R�senfeld	i forgot to mention that
Drufle (GM)	Are you preparing, Drumun?
Drumun	I prep
Drufle (GM)	I'm taking slow turns as well by the way, I'm not literally charging.
R�senfeld	i'm gonna try and get close, and hit him
Drumun	a shovve
Roy	i wanted the spell to be a climactic finisher but oh well
Drufle (GM)	Alright, slow players, go.
Drumun	you'd have to use an Agility roll to do that, rus
R�senfeld	i know
Drumun	uhh, did the cultist not move?
Drufle (GM)	I'm taking a slow turn.
R�senfeld	i'm slow, he's slow
Drumun	shit
Drufle (GM)	So I have to go after Rusenfeld.
R�senfeld	players go first right?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
R�senfeld	ok
Drumun	mate, if you fail this I can't save you
R�senfeld	i try to move close i want this to end
Drufle (GM)	Make your agility check.
R�senfeld	plus that's fun
Drumun	good luck
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 20 )+0+() = 20 hahaha
Drumun	this battle has been...woah
Drufle (GM)	Wow. Over everything he goes.
Drumun	catapult over the iron horse
R�senfeld	aaaand smack pls
Drufle (GM)	Rusenfeld sails gracefully across the sky.
Drumun	give him a boon for that that was amazing
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, sure.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 9 )+0+() = 9 NOOO FUCK
Drumun	+1d6!
Roy	roll d6
R�senfeld	wait
Drufle (GM)	Roll a boon for fun times.
R�senfeld	really? rolling 1d6 ( 6 ) = 6
Drumun	yes YES
R�senfeld	ok well that's a hit
Drufle (GM)	And there you have it.
Roy	hecka
R�senfeld	rolling 1d6+1( 5 )+1 = 6 and that's wow
Drufle (GM)	Holy shit finally.
Drumun	AND THERE WE GO "That...was...awful..." Drumun slumps down
Roy	"You got him!"
R�senfeld	lmao did you really give me a boon for a nat20 that's XDDDD H. Knight would offer his two cents but also cannot speak H. Knight is a prisoner of his own body
Drufle (GM)	Rusenfeld sails over HK and swings his staff down into the high cultist's head, crushing him into the ground.
R�senfeld	i rotate his key until he winds, damnit
Drumun	"Ah feel like ah got drowned..."
Roy	"Why did Mr. Horse not move this entire time?"
Drumun	"Feels almost as bad as..."
R�senfeld	"And thati s the reward for heathens."
Drumun	"Never mind"
Drufle (GM)	HK stands back up, beaten and broken.
Roy	"Oh that key."
R�senfeld	"I have said..." R�senfeld looks at the party
H. Knight	"that.... was.... unpleas...ant." R�senfeld serious faces
Roy	"I thought he died!!! ;_:"
Drumun	"Knight! Are ye okay?"
R�senfeld	"The New God is on our side."
Roy	this is nice victory music
R�senfeld	right so that red thing?
Drumun	UHG THAT BATTLE
R�senfeld	in the middle? H. Knight somehow contrives to look very tired
R�senfeld	perceptions? yeah?
Drufle (GM)	That's an altar.
Drumun	I never want a repeat of that every again
R�senfeld	oh ok
Drufle (GM)	It's covered in blood.
R�senfeld	but that was so much fun we strategized we agonized we won
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 12 )+0+() = 12
Drufle (GM)	My poor, poor heart.
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 13 )+2+() = 15
H. Knight	yeah but only through
Roy	int check
Drumun	how did that go in our favor
H. Knight	a generous application of GM fiat
R�senfeld	i cheated lmao
Drumun	yes thank you GM
Drufle (GM)	This altar was used to summon demons.
Drumun	for having mercy
Drufle (GM)	Was, being the operative term.
Roy	"It all comes together." Drumun I walk up to the altar
Drumun	"Blasted evil thing..."
Roy	"They summoned that imp here."
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 8 )+1+() = 9
R�senfeld	"So. I think maybe we have completed our appointe task. I gues I have to thank you all.."
Roy	"And maybe that ghoul too. Or maybe he just lives here or something." Drumun slams his fist down onto the altar, hoping to break it
Drumun	"Ooof...ow..."
Roy	"They could have installed the traps as well."
H. Knight	is it safe to try smashing the altar?
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead!
Roy	"But gosh we need to rest."
R�senfeld	yeah acutally
Drumun	"Ah did what I could"
Drufle (GM)	Drumun tried, he just messed it up a bit.
R�senfeld	let's kill the altra altar*
Roy	we need a magic hammer
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + -1 + 0d6k1( 1 )+-1+() = 0
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 12 )+0+() = 12 what the hell was that
H. Knight	I shut down again
Drufle (GM)	And HK falls asleep again.
Drumun	and to sleep the knight goes again
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 16 )+0+() = 16
Drumun	"Are ye seriously" "Knight!" rolling 1d6 ( 3 ) = 3 R�senfeld just blinks at HK
Drufle (GM)	Roy and Rusenfeld swing their weapons into the altar, and it crumbles into pieces.
Drumun	rmph
R�senfeld	rolling 16+116+1 = 17 rolling 1d6+1 ( 5 )+1 = 6 H. Knight screams, raises his spear to destroy the altar, and just... stops."
R�senfeld	damage for the latar :P atlar*
Drufle (GM)	Would someone wake HK back up?
R�senfeld	"I guess we need to get you fixed, my friend." Drumun I bring my axe up again. I want to try again R�senfeld turns his key again
Drumun	can I try again?
Roy	music
Drumun	oh wait, its dead
Roy	that was great
H. Knight	it was
Drumun	"Well...its done"
Drufle (GM)	You can just say he's back up.
R�senfeld	i'm sorry RNG was so mean to us but that was AWESOMEEEE
Drufle (GM)	There's no penalty out of combat.
R�senfeld	i'm roleplaying.
Drumun	Is that a door?
Drufle (GM)	So, there is one more room.
Roy	now lets meet the mayor
H. Knight	"rRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH"
Roy	or heal or something
R�senfeld	ofc we investigate it there's no question we must tae every opportunity to die without ail
Roy	is there any treasure
R�senfeld	witout ail* bah fail
Roy	oh a door
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 19 )+0+() = 19
Drufle (GM)	This is the treasure room!
Drumun	finally
R�senfeld	eeeyyyy treasure H. Knight turns around and has a long tantrum about his life, his body and his combat ability R�senfeld pats HK
Drufle (GM)	There are a couple of bags back here, as well as a weapon rack.
Drumun	I can see clearly now the rain is gone "Well...this is certainly something"
Roy	"I hope there are no more booby traps."
Drumun	"Wut do we want ta do wit all this?"
R�senfeld	"C'mon then, pal. We'll get you oiled back in town when we've seen what my Lord has prepared for us."
Drumun	"If ya need a ride, ah got a boat"
R�senfeld	haul it all ofc let's look in the bags also we need to tell the mayor we solved his problem and heal again
Drumun	what of the ghoul? its kinda not gone
Roy	he slep
Drufle (GM)	Alright so, treasure.
R�senfeld	do you want to go deal with it?
Drumun	no
Roy	maybe we can go back once were stronger
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 8 )+0+() = 8
R�senfeld	then... let's pretend it's not there haha
Drumun	lookin fer loots
H. Knight	can we knock through this wall to the entrance?
Drumun	welp
R�senfeld	it's diff 25
H. Knight	or is it not on the same level
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 7 )+2+() = 9
Drufle (GM)	In the bags are a total of coins and gems totalling 2 gc, 3 ss, and 4 cp.
R�senfeld	2 gc!!!
Drumun	well that's nice
R�senfeld	niiiice
Roy	cool!
H. Knight	we're in the money now
R�senfeld	can we split up the party money this time?
Drumun	I think we can all afford a decent living style now
Drufle (GM)	I hope someone is keeping track of party money.
R�senfeld	because we will ned to pay our lifestyles soon
Drufle (GM)	Because I forgot how much was in the bank.
Drumun	uhh...3.5 ss?
R�senfeld	"party money: 4.5cp."
Drufle (GM)	Righto.
Drumun	oh, nvm well alright then
Drufle (GM)	So now you're at 2.385 gold
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 1 + 0d6k1( 17 )+1+() = 18
R�senfeld	that's 0.596 per each of us
Drufle (GM)	On the weapon rack is a rifle with a small bag of ammo, a warhammer, and a hand crossbow with a small quiver of bolts. Drumun slams his shoulder against the wall
Drumun	oooh, a hammer
Roy	rifle!!
R�senfeld	:ooooooooo oh my god dibs (not really)
Drumun	I want hammer
Roy	i take the crossbow
R�senfeld	(but I'd really like a rifle)
Drufle (GM)	The rifle was intended for HK. He asked for a firearm earlier.
H. Knight	give rusenfeld the rifle
R�senfeld	oh oh ok
H. Knight	he needs the range
R�senfeld	no no
Drufle (GM)	Oh, really?
R�senfeld	that's fine
H. Knight	I am not enthused enough to care about weapons right now
Drumun	oh I can't warhammer yet too much str required "Ah found a way out"
Drufle (GM)	It only needs 11, doesn't it?
Drumun	no, 13
Drufle (GM)	Wait, hold up.
Drumun	right, we have how much muns now?
H. Knight	I need two hands to use the shield and spear that didn't help me and never will
Drufle (GM)	Why is warhammer listed twice?
Drumun	is it???
R�senfeld	*party money: 2.385 gc
Drufle (GM)	It's listed under Heavy melee and Simple melee.
Drumun	this is wierd
Drufle (GM)	Military melee, I mean.
R�senfeld	or 5ss,9cp and 6 bits for each of us
Drumun	if ya want me to take it, then sure its cumbersome though I don't like that part
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
H. Knight	yeah there's two sizes, clearly
Drumun	ohhh one is one handed the other is two handed
Drufle (GM)	Ohhh I get it. It's a military melee weapon if you two hand it. But heavy melee if you one hand it. Gotcha. So you can use it if you don't use your shield.
R�senfeld	hm
Drumun	I'll probably switch around alot onto the sheet it goes
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, that's the catacombs! Congratulations on a fucking ridiculous battle.
H. Knight	still no less cumbersome than with one hand weird
R�senfeld	remember that we can sell unneeded stuff
Drumun	along with...5ss, cp, and 6bb?
R�senfeld	so level 1 now?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
R�senfeld	shall we do that next session?
Drufle (GM)	You're level 1 now! Yeah let's uh. Let's do the path vote tomorrow. Golurk probably needs to sleep.