Drufle (GM)	Well, once we get this going, this will be session 20. The big 2-0. Still not the longest campaign we've ever had, and I'm not entirely sure we'll even break that number.
Samantha Rose H.	ive had a look at the element script and it seems like a weird html code, but I cannot see the part where I can remove the extra + in the script
Moppy	and you still didn't finish it
Horanoven A.	we are cursed, it seems its only a matter of time before the gods intervene to stop us
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait, I'm wrong, the last PF2 session was actually session 20. I thought it was 22. So we will outlive PF2 by a small amount.
Moppy	hooray
Samantha Rose H.	brilliant
Drufle (GM)	So last time we did a truly incessant amount of reading, and discovered the adventures of one Yew Fletcher.
Samantha Rose H.	and dragon fighting
Drufle (GM)	We also punched some dragonlets or something.
Horanoven A.	we wrestled with dragons and a manticore
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne helped a bit.
Moppy	you divekicked it to death like a goddamn scrub
Horanoven A.	the repeated divekicks a shame druf won't let me get away with that anymore
Moppy	I bet you pick Ken only
Drufle (GM)	Also we've decided since then that despite what the book may say, you do have to move when you drop kick.
Horanoven A.	you got me mopp divekicks for days
Drufle (GM)	It's a bit ridiculous otherwise.
Samantha Rose H.	and rose got her sword out for the second time
Horanoven A.	its only 1d6 more so its fiiiine
Drufle (GM)	Man, I forgot that part. She did actually use a melee weapon.
Moppy	new achievement idea: ranged fighter gets melee kill
Horanoven A.	don't tempt fate or sam
Samantha Rose H.	lol
Drufle (GM)	One of these days I might go back through logs and give people achievements.
Moppy	like hell you'll load this up Sol grooves
Drufle (GM)	Definitely going to give Noven one called Wrong Number.
Samantha Rose H.	I believe I single handedly shot down a few creatures
Drufle (GM)	I'm pretty sure she did, yeah.
Moppy	you mean Face Planter
Drufle (GM)	That too.
Moppy	and howdy sol
Horanoven A.	if you want to go ahead hey sol
Drufle (GM)	So, uh, this is session 20, and we have at most two sessions after this.
Samantha Rose H.	HK defo needs a super tank, hes untouchable
Horanoven A.	we're approaching the end HK is Armor Tank, Drumun is Dodge Tank
Moppy	SO CLOSE
Samantha Rose H.	what next?
Drufle (GM)	I find it highly unlikely that we'll end next time but if luck is highly unbalanced next session could conceivably be the last one.
Horanoven A.	we just need an HP Tank and we'll have the Holy Trinity of Tanks
Sol	rusenfeld is kind of a glass cannon isn't he
Drufle (GM)	Oh yeah.
Moppy	yah
Drufle (GM)	And up next in this slot is the BW game, I believe.
Horanoven A.	oh yeahhhh
Samantha Rose H.	BW?
Drufle (GM)	I'd love to put starfinder in this slot instead but they have all of one book out for that so far.
Moppy	Burning Wheel
Horanoven A.	Burning Wheel the Wheel that Burns
Samantha Rose H.	any good?
Sol	it sounds extremely interesting
Horanoven A.	Druf likes it
Sol	i'm looking forward to tryign it
Horanoven A.	its very Player driven
Moppy	we really dont know, we've never played it before I am not ready for it at all
Samantha Rose H.	oh lol
Sol	pshaw
Drufle (GM)	I've watched it played multiple times, so I'm pretty prepared.
Horanoven A.	Druf literally cannot write a story until we make our characters
Sol	you don't need to be ready for something like that we just hop in and play so, guys, i'm a little limited on time today
Drufle (GM)	Also that game will 100% have to be voiced, not text-driven.
Moppy	ooof
Sol	hopefuly not enough to matter, but i should let you know regardless
Samantha Rose H.	what type of mad character should I do next?
Drufle (GM)	Well, let's figure out that game after we finish this one.
Horanoven A.	well the BW game will be taking place during a coup in a sand empire
Sol	yeah let's not put the horse before the cart or however the saying goes
Moppy	....
Sol	jujmp the shark
Horanoven A.	the Horse goes BEHIND the cart Jump the Shark is where things go insane
Drufle (GM)	Wow, no wonder our campaigns always break down.
Sol	'before' as in th cart pulling the horse
Horanoven A.	and keeps going insane
Moppy	let's get on with it
Drufle (GM)	Carts pulling horses... Yeah.
Horanoven A.	right, game
Moppy	teleport us to bastion, mr GM
Horanoven A.	lets go
R�senfeld	"And these are the guys who are meant to lead us to victory, Drumun? For real?" Rose is so ready
Drufle (GM)	So last time we did an awful lot of reading. Sol facepalms
Drufle (GM)	And discovered one Yew Fletcher.
Sol	Ruse.. c'mon man :( the 4th waall
Drufle (GM)	So we're gonna go find us his heart, which obviously will be very easy.
Drumun	"Eh, seems like a good idea to me, Russ"
R�senfeld	his heart.. is a woman how romantic Kappa iirc it's that gem we forgot? Rose can track him if hes moved
R�senfeld	or rather didn't really bother with?
Drufle (GM)	Kinda, yeah.
Drumun	now that would be a twist the ancient relic is a person
Drufle (GM)	So we're going to just boat right to Bastion, right?
Rose	yes
R�senfeld	yeah sure
H. Knight	how long would that take?
Drufle (GM)	Hm...
Drumun	I cannot think of anything else to do in the interim Oh wait I still need to get Thicket a new spell... crap
Drufle (GM)	I'm going to say two days of sailing.
H. Knight	you really don't
Drufle (GM)	Although we do run into a slight problem.
Drumun	I mean once she hits level 10 you'll get ammo with all her spells
Rose	whyat
Drumun	BONE MACHINES
Drufle (GM)	Which is that the blood tide has not yet reached the Northern Reaches, and the Sunset Song moves faster than the blood tide.
H. Knight	yeah so we're gonna have to disembark and then hoof it literally, in my case
R�senfeld	you hoof it we leg it
Rose	so we have some hiking to do
Drumun	NO WORRIES! The Sunset Song is of dwarven construction it has wheels
R�senfeld	lmao
H. Knight	..........
Rose	lol
R�senfeld	druf please approve this
Drufle (GM)	I'd want to argue that, but it honestly makes sense.
R�senfeld	YES horanoven you fuckin' levend legend*
Rose	yay
H. Knight	activate the amphibious mode Drumun looks real smug as he drives the boat onto land
Drufle (GM)	Do I have a car song for the carboat... I only had boat songs planned.
Drumun	"Dwarves prepare fer EVERYTHIN"
H. Knight	"I Cannot Believe You Prepared For This"
Rose	I can. how else woud they get the boat to the water
R�senfeld	"I can't say I've ever ridden a road-boat
H. Knight	true, Rose
Drumun	"It ain't often ah need ta use this feature"
R�senfeld	"Well I imagin they built them on a dry dock" "Like most other boats"
Drumun	"But when ah do its the best thing ever"
R�senfeld	"12-wheel drive? you got hydraulics?" where's the stereo
Drumun	"Only tha finest"
Rose	i want to know how much damage the boats cannon does
Drumun	this ain't a warboat unfortunately
H. Knight	this is a wrought-iron pleasure yacht Drufle this is _horse_ music
Drumun	I already go away with one silly thing, I don't want to press my luck until later
Rose	lol
Drumun	*got
Drufle (GM)	Horses are like slower cars!
Rose	i was thinking highway to hell
Drufle (GM)	Oh hell yes one second.
R�senfeld	good choice Rose curtsies
Drumun	that is perfect in many ways Drumun turns on the stereo he totally has
Drumun	"Lets do this" Rose is air guitaring with her bow
Drufle (GM)	So the Sunset Song plows down off the blood ocean, sliding onto the blasted lands of the Northern Reach, peeling out towards the city of Bastion.
R�senfeld	this is such a good choice
Drumun	we could literally be on a highway to hell with how things are going, honestly
R�senfeld	seriously on so many levels
Drufle (GM)	It almost feels strange, seeing the world not covered in nasty red water, seeing the occasional person around.
Rose	i know
H. Knight	how do the people react to us
Rose	i wonder what they are thinking right now
R�senfeld	what do the people think about the carboat? H. Knight salutes a passing farmer
Drufle (GM)	I mean realistically, they're absolutely terrified.
Rose	well it is covered in blood
Drufle (GM)	An elf, a dwarf, a massive robotaur, and a grizzled human are gliding around on a boat with wheels.
Drumun	we're blaring Highway to Hell while driving a giant metal dwarven boat
Drufle (GM)	Also it is covered in bloodish water, yeah.
R�senfeld	oh heh that would be a sight
Rose	i want one
H. Knight	drumun does this boat have tyres or treadds
R�senfeld	it has fucking SPIDER LEGS
Drumun	Tyres, the boat needs to be able to retract them
R�senfeld	ok tires then
H. Knight	you can retract treads too but w/e ' 3'
Drumun	Drumun couldn't afford the spider legs option
R�senfeld	treads are more of a bitch to clean
Rose	its all clockwork
Drufle (GM)	So eventually, the blood tide disappears from sight behind you, and a few hours later, you arrive at Bastion.
Drumun	"Here we are, folks" Drumun turns off the stereo
R�senfeld	"Well, this was a surprisingly smooth ride. Gotta love Dwarven tech."
Drumun	"Mind yer step, we're a bit high off tha ground" Rose vaults off
R�senfeld	"When I was little my dad had some Dwarven puzzle toys, I never solved any of them. Haven't heard from my dad since.. well, in a long time, either."
Drumun	uh oh we lost mopp "Oh, those toys" "Ah guess you'd like to know that those things are actually unsolvable"
R�senfeld	"Nope, that is news to me." R�senfeld smiles wryly at Drumun
Rose	cant dwarven toys take a lifetime to solve
Drumun	"They're cleverly designed to get kids ta spend hours on them, but they ain't actually possible"
Drufle (GM)	(i have to find a new song because the old bastion one is soundcloud-only)
R�senfeld	:(
Rose	awe wonder boy
Drumun	"Mah dad used them with mah younger brother"
R�senfeld	"My dad insisted he had solved them. Heh." wb moppy
H. Knight	look at this tiny podunk town
Drumun	"This place looks a bit worse fer wear"
R�senfeld	I remember roy QQ
Rose	tenacious d wonder boy
Drumun	are there any people left?
Drufle (GM)	The town is entirely abandoned, as far as you can see. Not a soul walking around.
Rose	can i see any tracks on the floor and how fresh are they? rolling 1d20 ( 5 ) = 5 nope
Drumun	"Ah'm gettin kinda...nostalgic?" "Issat tha word"
Drufle (GM)	The ground is too muddled for you to see anything of interest.
Drumun	I shall try to use my Boar Senses Perception Challenge Roll 6
Drufle (GM)	Nice.
Drumun	sniff sniff Drumun sneezes
Drufle (GM)	Oh, I totally forgot, Paladins and Rangers got buffed in the newest book. One sec while I go remember the changes. H. Knight: Perception Challenge Roll 11 H. Knight raises his antenna
Drufle (GM)	You don't seem to hear anything close by.
H. Knight	"nothing on Sonar, team"
Rose	comeone buffs
Drufle (GM)	Alright, the Paladin changes are that your faith healing can heal 1d6 per rank of spell you expend, but it can only be used on people with 0 corruption now.
Drumun	shit
Drufle (GM)	Also you get a power called Divine Cause that lets you expend a spell when you make a save and get boons equal to its rank.
Rose	and me?
Drufle (GM)	I think both of you have 1 corruption.
H. Knight	I'm still fresh yo
R�senfeld	I don't have faith healing
Drumun	Drumun has been a good boy for so long
R�senfeld	right?
Drufle (GM)	So he can heal you normally, just not with his paladin powers.
R�senfeld	oh is it a talent?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Drumun	still hasn't dealt with that corruption...
Rose	i have 2 corruption
R�senfeld	oh yu i got it listed here meh w/e i can heal you pretty reliably oh druf did my spell counts change since i'm power 5?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. The Ranger changes are that you now make all nature-related checks with 2 boons.
Rose	do i get any buffs looing for stuff with my ranger and tracker? oh good
Drufle (GM)	That seems to be it.
R�senfeld	so do i riase all of them by 1? raise*
Drufle (GM)	One sec, Ruse.
R�senfeld	sorry
Rose	rolling 1d20+2d6k1( 16 )+( 4 + 6 ) = 22 now what do i see
Drufle (GM)	6 rank 0, 3 rank 1, 2 rank 2, 2 rank 3, 1 rank 4, 1 rank 5. The town seems to have been emptied out at least a week ago, if not earlier; news of the flood traveled quickly, so the townsfolk must have left to go somewhere else.
R�senfeld	remind me how we have learned of where the heart is?
Rose	in a book
H. Knight	we deduced it
Drumun	the mage tower
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Drumun	and deduction
H. Knight	from the books, and our own memories
R�senfeld	right
Rose	well not mine
R�senfeld	so we know it's in the crypt?
Drumun	yeah
Drufle (GM)	You saw a picture of the heart in a book, and then Drumun/HK remembered seeing it.
H. Knight	we assume it's still in the crypt
R�senfeld	aight
Rose	we think its still there
R�senfeld	let's go to the crypt then, this town is abandoned
Drumun	"Well, les get this over wit"
Rose	being dead and all H. Knight flexes his hands Rose flexes her bow
Drumun	"How much ye wanna bet there's somethin new in here?"
Rose	1 gp
H. Knight	"The Enemy Has Likely Fortified Their Defenses"
Drufle (GM)	The catacombs are just as you remember them, although even dustier.
R�senfeld	"I don't really want to bet on that."
Drumun	"Good man, Russ"
R�senfeld	"Because I -know- it's gonna be true. And it's not a fair bet." Drumun casts Oak Hide on himself
Drufle (GM)	The four standing sarcophagi, the rickety old wooden door to the left...
H. Knight	right
R�senfeld	"So which one was it in again? "\
Rose	rolling 1d20+2d6k1( 15 )+( 4 + 3 ) = 19 Drumun: Perception Challenge Roll 20 PERCEIVE!!!
Drufle (GM)	I mean, are you just looking around the room
Rose	man you got this
Drufle (GM)	?
Drumun	I'm listenning
R�senfeld	Drumun use Leer!
Drumun	I'm at the door
R�senfeld	It's super effective!
Rose	I'm ni the roo ooking for tracks in and room
Drufle (GM)	The room through the door is silent, and you can actually see a bit as some of the wood has started to splinter a bit. There don't appear to be any tracks whatsoever in this room.
Drumun	"How'd this place git worse since we were last here?"
Rose	oh good Drumun tries the door
Rose	its been a while i guess
H. Knight	"How Is It Likely To Get Better?"
R�senfeld	"We'll find out, won't we?"
Drumun	"Ah'm surprised it could get worse from when we were last here" "It was pretty bad last time"
Drufle (GM)	Here's the old room where you fought your first demon; the bone dust still lies in a small pile in the corner. H. Knight: Perception Challenge Roll 9 no blips
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
Rose	rolling 1d20+2d6k1( 4 )+( 5 + 3 ) = 9 Drumun: Perception Challenge Roll 6
Rose	nope
Drumun	save us Russ
Drufle (GM)	Rose, you get bonuses on Per checks, remember? R�senfeld: Perception Challenge Roll 6 wtf i rolled a 3
Drumun	why are we forsaken so?
Rose	i did already, i rolled a 4
Drufle (GM)	Rose passes because she forgot her +2 to perception.
Rose	oh thank god, or someone
Drumun	Thank the GM
Drufle (GM)	Although she doesn't really see anything weird because this is her first time here and thus can't tell if anything is different.
H. Knight	oh well
Drumun	so be it
Rose	better to look through fresh eyes
Drumun	so I have 2 Sanctuary scrolls I can cast one to become invisible Drumun pulls out a sanctuary scroll
Drumun	"Ye want me ta look ahead?"
H. Knight	"Hold On"
R�senfeld	"Might be prudent." Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 0 Drumun casts the scroll on himself
Drufle (GM)	The hallway north is pallid and empty, the corpses in the wall still and quiet. H. Knight picks up a rock and tosses it down the corridor
Rose	nope
Drumun	no checks because I have Power 2 now Invisi-Drumun, AWAAAAAY Perception Challenge Roll 3 well, I see nothing, ONWARD
Rose	is the door at the other side of the room?
H. Knight	GM, id my rock do anything?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. Oh, the rock? No.
Drumun	I am going to try to do this stealthily
H. Knight	ok!
R�senfeld	we already triggered that trap once
Drumun	Stealth is...AGI right?
R�senfeld	who'd bother to reset it?
Drufle (GM)	Yes. AGI. You have a boon from your boots. Drumun: Agility Challenge Roll 10 thank the boots
R�senfeld	boonts Drumun: Perception Challenge Roll 2
Drufle (GM)	You step carefully through the catacombs, trying not to wake any of the dead.
Drumun	Can you guys not follow the invisible dwarf so quickly?
Drufle (GM)	THESE ROOMS SURE ARE EMPTY HUH
R�senfeld	stop being such a blind dwarf
Drumun	I don't need to see when I can't be seen
Drufle (GM)	This room still has most of the spider webs that were here last time.
Drumun	oh right the spider might be in here
H. Knight	the thing is, the invisibility also makes him unable to see
Rose	rolling 1d20+2d6k1 +2( 6 )+( 6 + 4 )+2 = 14
H. Knight	alll the light passes through his eyes
R�senfeld	he becomes invisible by covering his eyes secrets of the sanctuary scroll revealed
Drumun	its working so far
Drufle (GM)	Rose can tell that nothing living has been in this room for at least months.
Drumun	I only have two of these so I hope this one is worthwhile
H. Knight	what about... dead?
Rose	"all dead guys"
Drufle (GM)	Harder to tell with dead things. Drumun moves onward
Drufle (GM)	The door at the end of the hallway hangs open.
H. Knight	oh the statue's still here Drumun: Perception Challenge Roll 11 HMMM What do my invisible eyes see? ROSE At least wait till we kknow what's up
Drufle (GM)	The construct that first filled you with fear so many years ago still stands against the wall. Time has not done well for it.
Drumun	there's a reason I'm invisible for this
Rose	rolling 1d20+2d6k1+2( 15 )+( 2 + 1 )+2 = 19 there is a reason I'm the ranger lol
Drumun	I'm going to slip through this door and then close it behind me because give me a chance to warn you guys before you rush in! I already succeeded the perception challenge and I've been here before
H. Knight	famous last words, buckaroo
Rose	what does my 19 see in this room?
Drufle (GM)	Rose, you get 2 boons on nature-related checks, not perception. Just 1 boon for perception.
Rose	I'm doing nature
H. Knight	this is a crypt.
Drumun	there is zero nature down here
Drufle (GM)	There is nothing natural about what you see in here. Drumun moves onward
H. Knight	still, 18
R�senfeld	uh oh y ousee that RIP Drumun: Perception Challenge Roll 2
H. Knight	hi buddy!
Rose	catacooms are usualy built from natural formations, i should see from the dirt in the ground if something isn't right
Drumun	well I see nothing but the obvious
Drufle (GM)	The walls are carved stone.
Drumun	the floors are tiled stone
Drufle (GM)	The floors are also stone, yes.
Rose	damn
Drumun	well I'm pretty sure I at least see the ghoul
Drufle (GM)	You see the ghoul, flayed and dismembered, lying on the same pile of corpses that were there years ago.
H. Knight	aww buddy....
Rose	bless
Drumun	wait the GHOUL was killed? I must report this Drumun walks back, invisibly, and reports the death of the ghoul, while invisible
R�senfeld	um i'm not even gonna make a quip i'm hapy it's dead good riddance :D
H. Knight	"I Had Not Thought It Would Have Remained Here." "Could You Tell How Recently It Was Killed?"
Drumun	"I didn't think it'd be dead"
R�senfeld	"So what killed it?"
Drumun	can I investigate? "It was torn into pieces"
R�senfeld	"I think that's probably the most pressing question "What killed it, and is it still here"
Drumun	"This is why I made myself invisible"
R�senfeld	hk just bangs through hi clangs echo everywhere H. Knight: Intellect Challenge Roll 3
R�senfeld	CLANGITY CLANG CLANG
H. Knight	"It's All Just Gore To Me." Drumun: Intellect Challenge Roll 3 R�senfeld looks up in exasperation
Drumun	same here it seems
R�senfeld	"Oh well, i guess if something was there we'd have been fighting by now.
H. Knight	an russ if there was a stealth module for clockworks _I would have taken it_
Drumun	"Ah'll try ta scout a bit further" R�senfeld: Intellect Challenge Roll 20
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d20+6+2d6k1 ( 13 )+6+( 3 + 3 ) = 22
H. Knight	rose, get over here
R�senfeld	there you go
H. Knight	you know gore
Drufle (GM)	Drumun, what's your AGI?
Drumun	12
Rose	here
Drumun	I'm also invisible
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling 5d6 ( 4 + 6 + 1 + 5 + 2 ) = 18
R�senfeld	i investigate the wounds for what could've made them
Drufle (GM)	The ghost doesn't particularly care about invisibility.
H. Knight	well then
R�senfeld	GHOST?!
Drumun	excuse you?
Drufle (GM)	You take 18 damage as a specter suddenly materializes from behind you and touches your very soul.
R�senfeld	seems like something my haunting spirit would've spoken up about
Drumun	"GAH!" H. Knight whips around at the noise
Drumun	"We got company!"
Rose	could i do a nature check. i should be able to perceive what is the exact opposite of nature
R�senfeld	it's too late now anyway
Drufle (GM)	It is exceedingly unnatural.
R�senfeld	we're in combat H. Knight: Perception Challenge Roll 9
Drumun	its a ghost so I don't think I can hit it
R�senfeld	that is, e already know it's there we*
H. Knight	"I Can Barely See It!"
Drufle (GM)	You actually can, it just takes half damage from physical sources.
R�senfeld	do my silver bolts damage it?
Drufle (GM)	They do!
Drumun	also are you fucking serious what was the point of this Sanctuary scroll?
R�senfeld	finally something they come in useful for
H. Knight	didn't plan for ghosts did you
Drufle (GM)	I didn't know you guys were gonna invis through this place?
Drumun	I didn't plan for ghosts not giving a shit about invisibility
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, fast turns!
Drumun	I am trying to use these scrolls for something
H. Knight	anyway, FAST TURN
R�senfeld	i shall go fast
Drufle (GM)	And I appreciate that!
R�senfeld	people go ahead of me
Rose	slow for me
R�senfeld	so i can TA a prayer
Rose	i need to mark
Drufle (GM)	This specter is technically horrifying, but let's be honest. You guys have seen everything.
H. Knight	that nightmare was worse
R�senfeld	yeah i mean Ruse will be like "oh, another one? goddamnit."
Drumun	I'll use my triggered action to focus Qi is Qi physical or magical?
Rose	soo much worse
Drumun	I want to know if Qi Strike would be halved by this ghost?
Drufle (GM)	It's still a weapon strike, so I think it still counts as physical.
Drumun	okay just making sure
Drufle (GM)	Ruse's bolts ignore that though, because they're silver. And THIS is the kind of monster that is actually hurt by silver.
Drumun	I'll spend the rest of my turn going Boar I guess?
R�senfeld	nobody's attacking in the fast section?
Rose	what about a metior arrow?
H. Knight	I should have tipped my lance with silver not so close to drumun. geez
Rose	or what ever the spellimg is
Drufle (GM)	Well, that's magic, so the meteor part would do full damage. Not the arrow part. Oh, uh, also he's immune to fire? So don't do that.
Rose	damn
H. Knight	it's nice that you tell us here
Drufle (GM)	damage from cold, disease, fire, and poison; gaining Insanity; asleep, blinded, deafened, diseased, fatigued, immobilized, poisoned, slowed afflictions
H. Knight	and not in pathfinder
Drufle (GM)	There's the full list of immunities.
H. Knight	where it matters
R�senfeld	hm
Drufle (GM)	Well, there's no proper check for that kind of thing in this game.
H. Knight	right
R�senfeld	I could try out my Fire From Heavaen :P
H. Knight	anyway, I think it's in lance range
Drufle (GM)	It is!
H. Knight	so I'll stab the ghot
Drufle (GM)	Stab away.
R�senfeld	good! i'll pray for you you get 1d6 extra damage as well as a boon since its a weapon strike from the prayer just so you know
H. Knight	ok! LANCE Attack 13 Damage 15
Drufle (GM)	Oof. Not even close, sorry.
H. Knight	aww H. Knight 's lance passes right through the spectre
Drufle (GM)	Anyone else going fast?
R�senfeld	me did we decide each tile is a yard?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Rose	where is it?
Drumun	the phantom is right next to me
Rose	thanks
Drumun	being a pain in the ass
R�senfeld	ok, and how does radius work in this context? 5 yard radius
Drufle (GM)	Aim at a square and use the ruler to measure around it.
Drumun	5 tile radius I assum
Drufle (GM)	Uh, one sec.
R�senfeld	yeah it's measured in feet so
Drumun	...
R�senfeld	'un'?
Drumun	hmmm
Drufle (GM)	Er, one second.
Drumun	I don't think that worked
Drufle (GM)	Sigh, one more second.
Drumun	Roll20 was not prepared for this
Drufle (GM)	FINALLY There.
Drumun	UNs are tiles it seems
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
H. Knight	units
Drufle (GM)	5 United Nations in radius.
Drumun	you don't have to specifically aim at a tile
R�senfeld	this doesn't seem right though
Drufle (GM)	What are you trying to do?
R�senfeld	there must be somewhere where I don't catch drumun
Drumun	if you want to avoid hitting me you can just push it a tiny amount
R�senfeld	with Fire From Heaven I could incapacitate this ghost and delete it in one strike if I'm lucky
Drufle (GM)	Probably not, with the shape of this room.
H. Knight	I don't think there is
Drufle (GM)	You'd have to aim outside of the room.
H. Knight	has drufle moved?
Drufle (GM)	Which you aren't allowed to do.
H. Knight	he could hop back a bit
Drumun	what's down here?
Drufle (GM)	That's just a wall.
Drumun	it doesn't look like it
Drufle (GM)	This premade map had a staircase there to another level.
Drumun	it looks like the map has something down there
H. Knight	the shadow jjust vanishes at that point
Drufle (GM)	I just painted over it.
Drumun	ah okay
H. Knight	Druf mentioned this in the very first sesh
R�senfeld	well shit no fire from heaven unless you shift it drumun
H. Knight	shoot it with your silver arrows jeez
R�senfeld	aw
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, why not just divine smite it?
R�senfeld	i wanted to explode things ::( you guys are no fun
Drufle (GM)	You get the doubled damage because it's a monster.
H. Knight	explode the actual boss
Drumun	hold Alt when using the ruler it unsnaps from the grid allowing for greater precision
R�senfeld	I should probably just avatar first then
Drufle (GM)	Yes, but you do still have to aim at a square. If not from book rules, from Drufle rules.
Drumun	boo
R�senfeld	yeah, i'm gonna avatar first
Drufle (GM)	Rose, are you going fast too? Uh, Rose?
H. Knight	keep forgetting to put my phone on in case she drops dead
R�senfeld	well that's grim dead people don't phone, anyway
H. Knight	you know what I mean
R�senfeld	but legit have we lost her? she's still connected
Drufle (GM)	She probably just went afk.
Drumun	would've been nice if she said so
R�senfeld	she said she was going slow, btw
Drufle (GM)	Oh, did she? Well then.
Rose	I'm slow
R�senfeld	yes, she said she needed to mark
Rose	sorry gran arrived
Drufle (GM)	Monster fast turns, then. The specter reaches out to poke Drumun again. rolling d20+6+2d6k1 ( 13 )+6+( 3 + 4 ) = 23
H. Knight	OW
R�senfeld	jeez
Drufle (GM)	rolling 5d6( 3 + 2 + 4 + 5 + 3 ) = 17
R�senfeld	no dodging that
Drufle (GM)	17 damage, and 1 insanity.
Drumun	I don't even get a saving roll?
Drufle (GM)	This isn't, like, a special attack.
R�senfeld	he rolled 23 against your agi
Drufle (GM)	This is just it's normal stabby stab.
R�senfeld	there's no save to be made
Drumun	35/60
H. Knight	ghosts are awful, man
Drufle (GM)	And you automatically take 1 insanity if he rolls over 20.
Drumun	I'm already below half
Drufle (GM)	Next! You hear a loud growl, like a terrible hound.
Drumun	I'm going to die
H. Knight	oh boy
Drumun	this is literally the end
Drufle (GM)	The tiles to the lower left rupture in flame and black lightning, and a strange dog-like creature crawls out of the hole.
H. Knight	didn't know your ability was Defeatist
Drumun	I've take 35 damage
Drufle (GM)	Slow turns!
Drumun	I have 60 health
R�senfeld	he took half his HP in damage in the first sectio nof combat don't worry tho I have total healing
Rose	hound or ghost
R�senfeld	and I'm gonna try to wipe the ghost out this turn
H. Knight	I'll take the dog
R�senfeld	i mena next round yes please do take the dog literally
Drufle (GM)	That's, uh, kind of a hard question to answer, Rose.
R�senfeld	lift it and put it to one side
Drufle (GM)	Rose is taking a shot at something, I imagine?
Rose	ill mark the.............
R�senfeld	mark the ghost, focus fire is alwayts the best solution always*
Rose	ghost Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery, dirty tricks) Attack 11 Damage 28
R�senfeld	damn
Rose	damn
H. Knight	:(
Drufle (GM)	So much for luck being on our side in this fight. Top of the round, who's going fast?
Rose	me
R�senfeld	can HK actually graple the dog?
Drumun	rolling 1d6( 6 ) = 6 I'm attacking, of course
Drufle (GM)	Oh, very nice.
H. Knight	I'm not doing that unless it gets in my face
Drufle (GM)	Drumun, strike away.
Drumun	I want this thing d- uh
R�senfeld	it's gonna get in MY face if we don't deal with it
Drumun	deader
R�senfeld	is he near enough ffor prayer? prayer is short range Drumun: Qi Strike! Attack 20 Damage 27
Drufle (GM)	Er, is he?
R�senfeld	or should I pray for rose
Drufle (GM)	He doesn't need it.
R�senfeld	mkay
Drufle (GM)	He is in range, though.
R�senfeld	i'll pray for rose then Drumun pulls his hands back, building energy before striking with both palms
R�senfeld	is she going fast?
Rose	what is my total bonuses aswell Drumun spends a triggered action to regain Focus
Rose	yes i am
Drufle (GM)	The specter shakes and shivers as your energetic strike splinters pieces of it. Rose, you may fire away.
Drumun	"Material or spiritual, they're two sides of the same coin"
Drufle (GM)	You get one extra boon and another d6 of damage.
Rose	ho9w many boons
Drufle (GM)	I think 3 boons.
Rose	in total, ive lost track
R�senfeld	1 from prayer, 2 from mark an trickery?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. Rose: Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery, dirty tricks) Attack 23 Damage 24
R�senfeld	is that with extra damage from prayer?
H. Knight	noice
Drufle (GM)	Another 12 damage to ghost boy.
Rose	oh no
R�senfeld	ad 16
Drumun	are ghosts immune to healing?
Rose	rolling 1d6( 6 ) = 6
R�senfeld	add 1d6* 15 damage ain't too bad
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, this isn't final fantasy. Healing ghosts doesn't hurt them.
Drumun	but does it heal them?
H. Knight	also not D&D
Drufle (GM)	Uh, I guess not?
Drumun	because Rose has a healing arrow
Rose	did you add the extra damage?
Drufle (GM)	I did.
Rose	i rolled a 6
Drufle (GM)	Ruse, are you going fast?
Drumun	if the ghosts can't be healed, that'd be a way to deal damage yet also heal allies
Rose	o i do lol
R�senfeld	yeah
Rose	so i can shoot people to heal them?
R�senfeld	i'm gonna shoot the ghost, with divine smite, expending a cast of Wrath of God
Drufle (GM)	Righto.
H. Knight	please hit please hit please hit R�senfeld: Agility Challenge Roll 19 WOOO
Drufle (GM)	That's a go.
R�senfeld	ok let's work out the damage
Drumun	ze missiles, zey are firein
Drufle (GM)	Barely.
R�senfeld	it's 2d6 for crossbow,
Drufle (GM)	Is Wrath of god rank 4?
R�senfeld	+2d6 from avatar, +... 3d6 from ther rank 3 spell?
Drufle (GM)	6d6, it's a monster.
R�senfeld	oh sweet
Drufle (GM)	So 10d6 total.
Drumun	big damage
R�senfeld	rolling 10d6( 5 + 2 + 6 + 4 + 4 + 4 + 6 + 1 + 2 + 5 ) = 39 BOOM!@%#$^
Drumun	real big damage
Rose	fuck
R�senfeld	holy crap that roll tho
Drumun	only a single 1
R�senfeld	and 3 4s
Drumun	yeah those are nice
R�senfeld	2 5s 26s my god
Drumun	two 6s as well no 26s though
Drufle (GM)	The specter wavers and crackles as it begins to fracture.
Drumun	its only a 6 sided die
R�senfeld	2 6s*
Drufle (GM)	Is HK going fast?
R�senfeld	:P
Drumun	"P :P
H. Knight	how's the ghost looking healthwise
Drufle (GM)	Not great.
Rose	not good
Drufle (GM)	Approximately 1/3-1/2 health.
Drumun	I can probably take one more hit from that ghost
H. Knight	oh ok so I won't kill it if I hit it
Drufle (GM)	Unlikely.
Drumun	but I will be in serious trouble if that dog goes for me too
R�senfeld	I wonder why only I opted to buy silver weaponry?
H. Knight	alright I'll
R�senfeld	:3
Drumun	I can't carry silver
H. Knight	interpose myself here
R�senfeld	you can't?
H. Knight	and stabbity the woof
Drufle (GM)	Because silver weaponry is only useful against skinchangers and ghosts, and this is the first ghost this entire campaign.
Drumun	I am a skinchanger, silver is an issue for me
Drufle (GM)	Take a stab, HK.
Drumun	even just holding it
Drufle (GM)	Oh, wait. I think you're too far away.
H. Knight	there
Drufle (GM)	Also, was that a 5-foot step? This is still fast turns.
H. Knight	that was me re-doing my movement it doesn't matter where I am as long as I am between the dog and drumun
R�senfeld	you need to go back to where you were then
Drufle (GM)	You can be there.
H. Knight	ok
R�senfeld	ah yeah
Drumun	lance away
Drufle (GM)	(also i just forgot that yvonne is technically here)
Drumun	yeah she would be nice right now
H. Knight	she stayed at the entrance lol
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
R�senfeld	did she bring the thermos?
H. Knight	"have fun guys!"
R�senfeld	it'd be nice to have a cuppa after the fight for once
Drufle (GM)	She'll be the guard. Roll away, HK.
Rose	just incase we start to die H. Knight: LANCE Attack 16 Damage 23 god dammit
Drumun	how in the world are ghosts so much more powerful than the creatures they came form?
Drufle (GM)	Barely a miss. damage from cold or fire; gaining Insanity; charmed, compelled, frightened There's its immunities, by the way.
R�senfeld	you lose the burden of having to support a corporeal form
Drufle (GM)	So, monster fast turns.
R�senfeld	less anchoring, ore power more*
Drumun	wow time for MORE DAMAGE YAY afdlaksdg
Drufle (GM)	Specter is going to just go smack Ruse and take no Aoos because it is a ghost.
R�senfeld	ok ouch
Drumun	okay wut
H. Knight	"What The-?"
R�senfeld	my agi will not save me here
Drumun	But drufle
R�senfeld	like there's no way
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+6+2d6k1( 10 )+6+( 6 + 1 ) = 22
Drumun	little did you realize
Rose	ok i can move half now right?
Drumun	you just opened up Flying Kick opportunities
Drufle (GM)	:P Not yet, Rose.
R�senfeld	maybe he id that on purpose
Drufle (GM)	rolling 5d6( 6 + 1 + 4 + 5 + 3 ) = 19
Drumun	shit this is going to hurt
Drufle (GM)	19 damage and 1 insanity, Ruse.
Rose	but you moved, its my triggered action
Drufle (GM)	Oh, shit. Yeah, she's right.
Drumun	mobile rose
Rose	do i shoot aswell?
Drufle (GM)	No.
Rose	damn
Drufle (GM)	Just the movement. R�senfeld shakes, his knees buckling slightly at having his soul clawed at
Drufle (GM)	The doggy is taking a slow turn which, since none of you went slow, is now!
Rose	oh half my movement is 6 H. Knight stares down the hound
R�senfeld	ok now it's in your face HK
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5+3d6k1( 9 )+5+( 4 + 1 + 5 ) = 19
R�senfeld	hug it? next round? :3
Rose	kiss it
Drumun	something tells me it doesn't care about armor
Drufle (GM)	rolling 4d6+2-4d6+2d6( 6 + 1 + 4 + 3 )+2-( 1 + 6 + 4 + 3 )+( 5 + 3 ) = 10 10 total damage.
Drumun	or it does? hello?
Drufle (GM)	The last 2d6 is fire damage and thus ignores armor.
Rose	Liverpool style
Drumun	is this not a soul touch?
H. Knight	oof this is a physical mutt ya mutt
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, top of the round!
Drumun	rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4
Drufle (GM)	Oh, crap. I just forgot a thing.
Drumun	stoooooop this fight is enough of an issue
Drufle (GM)	Ruse and HK, both make a STR check.
R�senfeld	wut
Drufle (GM)	I'll ignore Drumun's since I forgot those. H. Knight: Strength Challenge Roll 18 R�senfeld: Strength Challenge Roll 3 :(
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6( 6 ) = 6 Ruse takes another 6 damage.
Drumun	holy fuck that was not needed
R�senfeld	why?
Drufle (GM)	As the specter's presence sucks life energy away.
R�senfeld	oh ok
H. Knight	ok that's prio dfinitely prio
Drufle (GM)	Right, so, fast turns.
R�senfeld	motherfucker is gonna go down
Drumun	I'll attack again
R�senfeld	i need to reload tho
Drumun	unless Rose wants to take a shot first
Rose	FAST
R�senfeld	actually
H. Knight	I'll attack both when the time comes
Drumun	I'll by flying kicking of course
R�senfeld	drufle can I switch weapons as a ta or something
Drufle (GM)	Minor activity, actually. That other action nobody remembers.
R�senfeld	how does that economise? Rose: Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery, dirty tricks) Attack 17 Damage 16
Drumun	its super cheap
Drufle (GM)	You get 1 in a fast turn and 2 in a slow. Miss on the ghost.
R�senfeld	cool, i'm going fast switching to staff
Rose	damn
R�senfeld	and... divine smite! again! expending another wrath of god this is 1d6 less than beffore if i hit btw can i retro-pray for rose? :P so we can both have boos
Drumun	finesse to victory
R�senfeld	boons
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
R�senfeld	damnit next time lemme know rose! :P
Rose	save it for HK
Drufle (GM)	You can pray for yourself, if you want.
R�senfeld	i can? oh i can
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
R�senfeld	yeah that's what I am going to do, sorry HK
Drumun	have you not realized this? all this time?
R�senfeld	i have, i just forgot done it before i'm pretty sure
H. Knight	I'm Fine R�senfeld: Agility Challenge Roll 12
H. Knight	Inquisition, Heal Thyself
Drufle (GM)	Oof.
R�senfeld	nevermind, it's not a hit
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
Drumun	okay
Drufle (GM)	Drumun's turn. Drumun slams his foot into the ground and points at the ghost dramatically
Drumun	LEAP!!
R�senfeld	you might want to wait with the flying kick, i forgot to total heal you
H. Knight	how high, ut askes *it askes Drumun: Flying Qi Kick! Attack 9 Damage 27
R�senfeld	jeez
Drumun	fuck everything
Rose	woops
H. Knight	whiff~~
Drumun	I use my triggered action to refocus
Rose	through the ghost
Drufle (GM)	This is going to be a very interesting session for the roll chart.
Drumun	If we live
Drufle (GM)	HK, your turn. Swing away.
R�senfeld	we'll live
H. Knight	jeez man did rose hit the ghost?
R�senfeld	i have all sorts of prezzies that I should start using
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
Drumun	no one hit the ghost
Drufle (GM)	All of you missed.
R�senfeld	stupid ghost..
H. Knight	Damn I'll just attack it then fuck this doh g
Drufle (GM)	DOH
R�senfeld	yeah fuck teh DOH
Drumun	Doh I missed
R�senfeld	for real though like that dog, is so insignificant in comparison H. Knight: THROW/PUNCH/KICK Attack 11 Damage 27 AAAGH
R�senfeld	my god
Drumun	we are incapable of hitting it
Drufle (GM)	I'm suspicious now. Where did all your good dice go.
H. Knight	you STOLE THEM
Drumun	the ghost took it
Rose	friday
Drumun	the fucker
R�senfeld	random is random
Drufle (GM)	I think Rose is right, yeah.
R�senfeld	we can get 20 heads we can get 20 1 rolls in a row
Drumun	the issue is when luck fucks us up right when we least need it
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, time for the Specter to poke Ruse again.
H. Knight	this will kill him
R�senfeld	can it not it hasn't even bought me dinner yet
Drumun	does his ghost friend not help him?
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+6+2d6k1( 8 )+6+( 4 + 6 ) = 20
R�senfeld	nah i'm good HK, plenty of health
Drufle (GM)	rolling 5d6( 1 + 2 + 4 + 5 + 4 ) = 16 16 damage and 1 insanity.
R�senfeld	ouchie
H. Knight	you're the squish wizard though!
Drufle (GM)	He has paladin levels, though. Gives him a fair bit more health than a normal healer. And time for the doggy to swing at HK.
R�senfeld	i'm actually fairly close to death tho now that I look at it we gotta kill that ghost
Drufle (GM)	Actually, I'll try something different.
H. Knight	don;t you dare
Drumun	stop, bad dog
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5( 8 )+5 = 13
R�senfeld	oh drufle
Drufle (GM)	What's your Will, HK?
R�senfeld	i forgot to half all my damage from avatar
H. Knight	10...
Drufle (GM)	Oh, do that then.
R�senfeld	and also to add a boon ffrom avatar to that attack roll woops!
Drufle (GM)	Alright, the dog's eyes glow a vehemently bright red, and you feel yourself strained as black flames coat your body.
H. Knight	aaagh
Drumun	you designed this fight specifically to ruin us
Drufle (GM)	You take 1 insanity, and for the next hour you make all rolls with 1 bane and cannot be healed.
R�senfeld	drumun do I try again to kill the ghost next turn or totla heal you?
H. Knight	hour?!
Rose	i knew i should have had dog meat
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, it says 1 hour.
Drumun	Kill EVERY enemy I'm fine
Drufle (GM)	Oh, and that was its t-action. So here's the bite.
R�senfeld	hahaha
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5+2d6k1( 10 )+5+( 5 + 3 ) = 20
Drumun	its over
Drufle (GM)	rolling 4d6-4d6+2+2d6( 6 + 1 + 2 + 4 )-( 5 + 1 + 2 + 6 )+2+( 4 + 5 ) = 10
Drumun	this is literally the end
H. Knight	will you JUST SHUT UP
R�senfeld	drumun what are you the doomsayer from DD?
Drufle (GM)	10 more damage, except I think that's actually less?
H. Knight	5
Drufle (GM)	We're forgetting your ablative carapace. Or at least I am.
H. Knight	I reduced it don worry
Drufle (GM)	Good. Glad someone is keeping track.
Drumun	I am at a loss as to what to do
Drufle (GM)	Top of the round again!
Drumun	rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4
Rose	FAST
R�senfeld	fast
Drumun	Hey Rose fire a Springs Grace this time
Drufle (GM)	Let Ruse go first to see if he can deal with this specter.
Drumun	Ghosts aren't healed I think
R�senfeld	so same as before - i pray for myself, and use divine smite to whack this spectre with a stick
Drumun	at least, I think these guys don't get healed
Drufle (GM)	(the dog hasn't been hurt yet but warning that it will be healed if in range)
R�senfeld	i believe staff is 1d6+2? the base damage
Drumun	oh for fucks sake
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, Ruse.
Drumun	nvm then R�senfeld: Agility Challenge Roll 7 wow...
Drufle (GM)	I'm actually kinda speechless here.
Rose	my arrow only gives a 1 yatd radious healing
Drumun	that is true
R�senfeld	this is with 2 boons
Drufle (GM)	Well, uh, Rose, go ahead.
R�senfeld	yes please murder this ghost
Drumun	any amount of healing to keep us going would be nice
R�senfeld	i asked you if I should total heal, man :P
Drumun	also we really need to help HK, he can't be healed at all save the total heal for when someone is closer to death
Rose	am i blessed?
R�senfeld	you're the closest to death of all of us
Drufle (GM)	No, Rose.
R�senfeld	I can't bless you from here plus haven't had the time
Drufle (GM)	He never cast Bless today.
R�senfeld	it's a spell
Drumun	I am not at half anymore
Rose	ok
Drumun	I regened a lot back Rose: Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery, dirty tricks) Attack 15 Damage 23
Drufle (GM)	Good lord almighty. I don't think any of you have rolled above a 10 to hit.
Drumun	the arrows still lands right?
Rose	but he gets healing rate health
Drufle (GM)	It does, yeah. Ruse and Drumun heal their rate.
H. Knight	drumun did it once
Drufle (GM)	Oh, right.
Rose	i hi8t once
Drufle (GM)	Speaking of Drumun, he hasn't gone yet, right?
Drumun	I have not yet
Rose	or yvone
H. Knight	yvonne is not here
R�senfeld	we forgot that i have innate sense enemies now
Drufle (GM)	Oh, we did. Whoops. Drumun: Qi Strike! Attack 20 Damage 25
Rose	we may need some devine intervention
H. Knight	yeah!!
Drufle (GM)	Hit! For... 12 damage.
R�senfeld	YES! ..... STILL GOOD! better than nothing Drumun fires a pulse of qi energy at the ghost
Drufle (GM)	Still not re-dead, but getting there.
Drumun	Triggered action to refocus
Drufle (GM)	HK, your turn.
H. Knight	hmm
Drufle (GM)	The specter is now at a point where you could feasibly kill it if you attacked.
H. Knight	yeah
Drumun	the dog is an issue, but it doesn't seem to have soul poking
Drufle (GM)	Remember you have 1 bane on all rolls from the dogfire.
Drumun	so its a lower priority
Drufle (GM)	Oh, wait. Ruse/Drumun/HK, roll STR. Drumun: Strength Challenge Roll 12 GOD DAMN THESE DICE H. Knight: Strength Challenge Roll 15
Drumun	holy shit its so good that I was boar form
R�senfeld	one mo does prayer work on this kind of roll?
Drufle (GM)	No, but Divine Cause does. You can expend a spell to gain boons equal to its rank.
R�senfeld	oh nope not doing that Strength Challenge Roll 9
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6( 4 ) = 4 4 damage to you, pal.
R�senfeld	not worth it for 2 damage:)
Drufle (GM)	Oh, right.
H. Knight	can you total heal yourself
R�senfeld	AVATAR!
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, HK's turn.
R�senfeld	I have a whopping 10 damage HK
H. Knight	ok then ok it's drumun who's hurting slightly
R�senfeld	although I think net round is my last round of avatar
Drumun	not anymore
Rose	and i have more arrows
Drumun	healing rate is literally 15 health
H. Knight	ok then
Drumun	for drumun I'm at 6 total damage now H. Knight: THROW/PUNCH/KICK Attack 27 Damage 26
Drumun	feeling slightly better, though I'm probably not going to remain is such good shape
H. Knight	on the ghost
Drumun	also nice
R�senfeld	wooo
Rose	yes
R�senfeld	is it dead yet?
Drufle (GM)	So very barely not dead. H. Knight finally finds purchase with his claws
R�senfeld	GODDAMNIT
H. Knight	aww
R�senfeld	please just make a piece of the ceiling fall on it or something
Drumun	can I sneeze on the ghost? finish it off?
Drufle (GM)	I mean, it isn't 1 hp close.
H. Knight	dwarven diseases
R�senfeld	a big piece of the ceiling :P
Drufle (GM)	Ghost turn!
Drumun	do not underestimate the power of a dwarven sneeze
H. Knight	it uses selfdestruct
Drumun	please attack me with the ghost
H. Knight	don't ASK the GM you fool
Drumun	I can take more punishment now
Drufle (GM)	Let's try a poke at Drumun, sure.
H. Knight	eh w/e
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+6+2d6k1( 13 )+6+( 3 + 5 ) = 24 rolling 5d6 ( 5 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 3 ) = 17
Drumun	I'd rather it hit ME than HK and Russ
R�senfeld	more insanity!
Drufle (GM)	And 1 insanity.
H. Knight	you gone mad yet
Drumun	not even close
H. Knight	good
Drufle (GM)	It occurs to me that you guys should've been frightened and stuff. But oh well.
H. Knight	you said earlier!
Drumun	I have a class skill that literally removes all insanity if I send a few hours meditating
H. Knight	no fuggin point
Rose	weve seen worse
Drumun	*spend
Drufle (GM)	Well no, that was from the horrifying bit. You still become frightened whenever you take insanity. Regardless of where it comes from.
H. Knight	oh that's
Drumun	yeah no
H. Knight	not fun
R�senfeld	am I not immune to being frighened by some paladin bits?
Drumun	you've seen our luck
Drufle (GM)	Ruse is, I think.
Drumun	we do not need this to be worse
R�senfeld	yeah my avatar prevents it
Drufle (GM)	I think he's totally immune to frightened.
Rose	FAST
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, dog turn.
H. Knight	here comes the part where it's TA stacks
Drufle (GM)	I wish I could use that power more often but it's pretty limited because it is very strong.
Drumun	why is the dog going slow?
H. Knight	thank devil for that
Drufle (GM)	He's not, he's going fast.
Drumun	or is it going fast and I'm not paying attention okay it was the latter
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5+3d6k1( 20 )+5+( 1 + 4 + 1 ) = 29
Rose	we all went fast lol
Drufle (GM)	If only 20's meant anything.
Rose	fuck
R�senfeld	gotta go fast, boii!
Drufle (GM)	rolling 4d6-4d6+2+2d6( 4 + 6 + 6 + 3 )-( 2 + 1 + 4 + 1 )+2+( 5 + 5 ) = 23 11 more damage.
H. Knight	ooffff
R�senfeld	oooh but that damage tho that's not insignificant even for HK
Drumun	hold on
Drufle (GM)	Now it's top of the round.
Drumun	yeah HK rolled well over 20
Rose	FAST
Drumun	doesn't he get 1d6 extra damage? rolling 1d6 ( 1 ) = 1 fuck you dice
Drufle (GM)	Uh, yes.
R�senfeld	is that your regen? lol
Drumun	yeah its regen
H. Knight	rolling 1d6( 2 ) = 2
Drufle (GM)	He gets one more d6 against the ghost. So 1 more damage.
H. Knight	poip
Drumun	I'm punching this ghost Rose: Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery, dirty tricks) Attack 10 Damage 22
R�senfeld	ok, well, last bit of avatar, i'm gonna have ot try to whack it again
Drufle (GM)	Rose misses anyway, so go ahead.
R�senfeld	and I'm gonna pray for myself again
Rose	FFS
Drumun	okay sure
R�senfeld	because I want that extra damage
Rose	BUT THEY CAN HEAL R�senfeld: Agility Challenge Roll 17 YES YESSSSS
Drumun	the ghosts can't heal
H. Knight	neither can I!
R�senfeld	divine smite using uh... one sec
Rose	you guys get healig rate again
Drumun	oh right
Drufle (GM)	That's a miss buddy.
Rose	healing
Drumun	she used her healing arrow
R�senfeld	it is?!
Drufle (GM)	Ah, so another rate to the two of you. Yeah, his DEF is 18.
Drumun	okay I'm going to try and kill this
H. Knight	Made of Air
R�senfeld	oh i sussed it to be 17 goddamnit Drumun: Qi Strike! Attack 21 Damage 28
R�senfeld	fucking pieece of shit ghost
H. Knight	there we go
Rose	hit
Drumun	uhhh Druf?
Drufle (GM)	The three of you need to make another STR check.
Drumun	music?
H. Knight	aughhh
R�senfeld	uh the music
Drumun	also how is it not dead? H. Knight: Strength Challenge Roll 2 R�senfeld: Strength Challenge Roll 11
H. Knight	not today lol
Drufle (GM)	Oh, it is, don't worry.
Rose	somje one turn HKs radio off
Drumun	I refocuse my qi as a triggered action
Drufle (GM)	Drumun, STR check. rolling d6 ( 3 ) = 3 1 damage to HK. Drumun: Strength Challenge Roll 21 fuck you ghost
Drufle (GM)	So that was everyone but HK gone.
Rose	i hate these new nails. they are too og to9 type
Drumun	holy shit I expected this to go much worse
Drufle (GM)	(also i was playing kung fu fighting in case it wasn't obvious)
Rose	long to
Drumun	I forgot we had so much healing
H. Knight	oh right
Drumun	I noticed but didn't now why, drufle
R�senfeld	it wasn't obvious because you were mixing two tracks really badly :P sorry
Rose	my arrows are fairly new
H. Knight	so the ghost's dissipated?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. OR IS IT No, it's actually gone.
R�senfeld	dude
H. Knight	ok take 5 to celebrate everybody
R�senfeld	i'd have rage quit legit
Drumun	"I am certain that getting my soul torn apart is not something I want to happen ever again"
H. Knight	oh quick question
Drumun	kill dog, get heart, then celebrate
R�senfeld	"what about your facE? gotta dael with mr pickles o'er there"
Drumun	it isn't over until its over
Drufle (GM)	You say celebrate despite the fact that literally nobody has touched this dog yet.
Drumun	no one has even attacked the dog yet
H. Knight	do ghosts act like in pathfinder where they can't legit be destroyed until the thing binding them to the plane is solved?
R�senfeld	i also have a question when you're done with HK's
Drufle (GM)	They do not.
Rose	I'm going slow to deal with that next
H. Knight	ok good we can leave
R�senfeld	is it possible for me to run, compplete a rest, and come back to the fight?
Drufle (GM)	Er, no?
Drumun	I think that'd take to long
Drufle (GM)	Rests require hours.
H. Knight	when does my prayer run out?
R�senfeld	it's a ta on a single attack/challenge roll
Drufle (GM)	Prayers are a 1-turn thing.
Rose	what about our other party member
H. Knight	ok
R�senfeld	so no way for me to get avatar back?
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne is only coming to help if you guys actually need it.
Drumun	Yvonne is outside
Drufle (GM)	Which you very much don't. Nope, Ruse.
Drumun	that ghost hit hard
Rose	really? H. Knight: THROW/PUNCH/KICK Attack 24 Damage 23
R�senfeld	avatar sucks i hate it
H. Knight	yeahh
R�senfeld	needs a buff
Rose	ouch H. Knight socks the dog
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6( 2 + 1 ) = 3
Drumun	is that full damage? uhhh
Drufle (GM)	1 damage to HK.
H. Knight	and 1d6 more to the dog right?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, he does take half damage though.
Drumun	god damn it
H. Knight	rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4
Drufle (GM)	Also, anyone that strikes him in melee range takes 2d6 damage from the fire spurting out of him.
H. Knight	so why is it hurting me now? ah laval woofer
Drumun	hell hound?
Drufle (GM)	Kinda, yeah,
Drumun	what even IS this?
Drufle (GM)	It's actually called a Barghest.
H. Knight	is that his melee range or mine?
R�senfeld	ffiredog all we need to know
H. Knight	ohh those things
Drufle (GM)	If you are touching him, you take damage.
H. Knight	I thought it was that
Drufle (GM)	Doesn't really matter whose range it is.
H. Knight	lances are not touching him
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, true.
H. Knight	right!
Drufle (GM)	You're still close enough though, so I think you still take the damage.
R�senfeld	you're standin right there tho
H. Knight	balls
Drufle (GM)	You'd have to step back a ways and then poke.
Drumun	well, feet/hooves are so I need to deal with that regardless
H. Knight	I meant for next time this one I punched him so fair do's
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, top of the round, I think?
Drumun	rolling 1d6( 2 ) = 2 my regen was doing so well before what happened?
R�senfeld	I'm going to fast to use a minor action to switch to crossbow and an action ro reload it
Drumun	FLYING KICK
Drufle (GM)	Gotcha.
H. Knight	equivalent exchange Drumun bad regen, good to hit vice versa
R�senfeld	shhh don't jinx it Drumun leaps over HK and dropkicks the dog
R�senfeld	you guts and your melee Drumun: Flying Qi Kick! Attack 23 Damage 32
R�senfeld	guys* HOLY COW
H. Knight	oooof
Drumun	"HYAAAAAAA" oh sorry
Drufle (GM)	:P rolling 2d6 ( 5 + 4 ) = 9
Drumun	I thought that spot was open
Drufle (GM)	9 damage for you. Oh, uh, roll your extra d6. For crit.
Drumun	I refocus my Qi rolling 1d6 ( 5 ) = 5 okay
R�senfeld	dog dies? :D
Drufle (GM)	Not even close.
H. Knight	nah this has more helf than the ghost
R�senfeld	oh hey wait
Drumun	its only taking half damage from physical attacks
H. Knight	it's got _bones_
R�senfeld	can I TA the prayer so he can have another 1d6 damage
Drufle (GM)	No.
R�senfeld	damnit
Drufle (GM)	You should remember before they roll, my dude.
R�senfeld	but it is a ta :(
Rose	how is the dog taking half damage
H. Knight	devil
Drumun	I have no idea I don't think devils take half damage we've fought one before
Drufle (GM)	He actually has resilience and spell defense.
R�senfeld	I shouldn't remember jack shit, they should just fucking take it
Drufle (GM)	Very tough buddy.
H. Knight	oof
R�senfeld	relying on me to traack things.. give me a rea break
H. Knight	so magic won't do well either
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
H. Knight	ok just gotta slog through it
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, Rose hasn't gone yet, has she?
Drumun	why did they do this? just double its health
Rose	I'm slow
Drumun	same thing
Drufle (GM)	Ah, HK?
Rose	i have to mark
Drufle (GM)	Fast?
H. Knight	this is a large enmy
R�senfeld	ok now I can TA my prayer right?
Drufle (GM)	He is large indeed. Size 2.
R�senfeld	for HK?
Drufle (GM)	Yes, Ruse.
R�senfeld	good
Drufle (GM)	I'd love to use a Roc in this campaign just to see how the hell you're meant to fight it but I could never find an appropriate spot for it.
Drumun	it would not fit anywhere
Rose	could i bring ghesh?
H. Knight	you should have had it ship a bunch of land enemies to us on the tower and we fight on top of it random number of rounds before it flips over and dumps us all in the sea
Drumun	its 12 yards in diameter, right?
Drufle (GM)	That'd be pretty hilarious. Yeah, size 12.
Rose	what is that racket
R�senfeld	that's very dissonnt dissonant*
H. Knight	ok so grappling wouldn't really help
Drumun	stop trying to layer music on top of each other its not working
H. Knight	I'd likely take continual damage from the fire
Drufle (GM)	I'm not layering music, didn't the last one die out?
Drumun	its still going on my end
R�senfeld	same
Drufle (GM)	Oh, quick refresh then.
H. Knight	can't heal for the rest of the sesh...
R�senfeld	us refresh?
Drumun	you can just wait an hour HK once this is dead we have time
H. Knight	how do TA work again? can I just do it whenever?
Drufle (GM)	Once per turn.
R�senfeld	yuo have one, and you use it anytime during oyu turn your*
H. Knight	ok so I'll use that to defend Drumun
Drufle (GM)	Defender!
H. Knight	aye
Drufle (GM)	Lovely.
Rose	we will get yvone and thicket to fix you u and repolish
H. Knight	and then smack the bitch
Drumun	we still dog punching?
Drufle (GM)	Punch away, HK.
H. Knight	we don't know what gender it is it might be a true statement
R�senfeld	it's still a bitch
Drufle (GM)	I don't think Barghests have any concept of gender.
R�senfeld	regardless H. Knight: THROW/PUNCH/KICK Attack 12 Damage 23
Drumun	what a name
H. Knight	nah
Drufle (GM)	Rats. Barghest fast turn, then.
R�senfeld	see? such a fucking bitch, my god
Drufle (GM)	Munch a lunch on HK.
R�senfeld	i hate these enemies druf, you picked well
H. Knight	it's a good encounter
Drufle (GM)	It's hilarious, this is barely harder than the last one.
Drumun	It goes against my Dodge Tanking
H. Knight	just luck
Drufle (GM)	The manticores/drakes were diff 450, this is diff 500.
Drumun	also our luck was utter crap this fight
R�senfeld	it's mechanically well equipped to deal with us which is why I'm so angry :P
Rose	but i could fire damage the last lot
Drumun	what russ said as well
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5+3d6k1( 14 )+5+( 6 + 6 + 5 ) = 25 rolling 4d6-4d6+2+2d6 ( 2 + 2 + 1 + 5 )-( 3 + 4 + 6 + 4 )+2+( 5 + 5 ) = 5 2 damage.
H. Knight	why do you even bother rolling that
Drufle (GM)	Exciting.
H. Knight	just hit me
Drufle (GM)	I mean, theoretically I could miss.
H. Knight	pfft
Drumun	how?
Drufle (GM)	What's your DEF again?
H. Knight	ten
Drumun	hmm okay I see now
R�senfeld	he could totally miss
Rose	all 1ns
Drumun	it'd be very very hard
R�senfeld	there's a good chunk of numbers he could miss with
Drufle (GM)	Then yeah, I only have a 99.17% chance of hitting you.
R�senfeld	it's only +5 mod
H. Knight	well with those odds, what have I got to lose?!
Drumun	a +5 mod with 3 boons
R�senfeld	of which you keep one
Drufle (GM)	Did you take your 2 damage?
Drumun	you are losing a bit of health
H. Knight	yah
Drufle (GM)	Gotcha. Rose goes.
H. Knight	27/62
Rose	marking
R�senfeld	just tell me when you guys need a t-hea heal i have one, tho so pick carefuly
Drufle (GM)	Thea is a good game. Rose: Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery, dirty tricks) Attack 11 Damage 19
Drufle (GM)	Miss.
H. Knight	moderate heal me befoe I get to 31 damage
Rose	nope
Drufle (GM)	I think all of Sam's luck has been siphoned into wotf.
Drumun	HK can't be healed
R�senfeld	I can vit burst and heal all three of us for our rates right?
Rose	yep
H. Knight	true
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, top of the round.
H. Knight	oh well goodbye ablative coating
Drumun	rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4
Rose	I'm crit out this game i think
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, but you still take half damage, HK!
R�senfeld	it's up to 3 creatures
Drufle (GM)	From Pain Don't Hurt!
H. Knight	but I like my ablative coat...
R�senfeld	you guys need heals?
H. Knight	I look good as a cataphract
Drumun	I'm fine so far, and HK cannot heal due to hellfire
R�senfeld	becaus it's either that or I pray for myself and try to divine smite again oh fuck that's right
Drumun	I'll try to murder this dog
Drufle (GM)	It's still a monster, so you still get the double divine smite damage. Drumun: Qi Strike! Attack 14 Damage 18
Drufle (GM)	Miss.
Drumun	sigh* nvm
H. Knight	whats its defense?
Drumun	I'll refocus
Drufle (GM)	17.
H. Knight	aha
Drufle (GM)	Ruse, you can fire away. Drumun is fine on health and HK cannot be healed.
Drumun	shoot it Russ how often can the dog use hellfire? you said it was limited?
Drufle (GM)	Once per minute, so it can use it again in 2 rounds.
R�senfeld	ok well i'm gonna try to expend Wrath
H. Knight	oh noooo
Drumun	I see
R�senfeld	lemme pray adn rll tho roll* pray and spray
Drufle (GM)	Also try not to die while under the hellfire's curse.
Drumun	Don't worry it literally cannot hit me with hellfire
Drufle (GM)	Things will go very bad. R�senfeld: Agility Challenge Roll 11 :/
Drufle (GM)	Uh huh.
Drumun	oh noooo
R�senfeld	i want real dice.
Drufle (GM)	Literally can't hit with a 9, so. Rose, you gonna shoot? I would 5-foot step down a space.
Rose	is it top of the round again?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. Fast turns.
R�senfeld	oh hey guys can drumun and HK move away from the dog towrads the back where rose is without taking too much damage? Rose: Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery, dirty tricks) Attack 11 Damage 20
Drumun	I'll need time to do so
Drufle (GM)	Miss, HK's turn.
R�senfeld	because I can guarantee a hit with Fire From Heaven
Drufle (GM)	(it's immune to fire damage by the way)
R�senfeld	is it fire damage?1 i thought it was just symbolic
Drumun	I don't know if Fire from Heaven is actually fire
R�senfeld	it doens't sayi t's fire damage
H. Knight	ma holy damage won't work either. it's all a sham
Drufle (GM)	You know, that's a fair point.
Drumun	its probably Holy damage if anything
Rose	i could draw the dog to me, which my triggered movement i would be clear
Drufle (GM)	It doesn't actually specify the damage type.
Drumun	or Faith Damage or whatever Russ deals out now
R�senfeld	oh it says flames fuck FUCK i hate this game :P can't wait to be done with it
Drufle (GM)	It's called Fire from Heaven!
Drumun	is it actual flames though?
Drufle (GM)	Of course it's fire!
H. Knight	you might wondwer why I'm not moving away
Drumun	we can't prove that druf
H. Knight	this is because I have a boon from punching
Rose	but if the dog is hellfire, wouldn't the heven fire hurt it
Drumun	its a conspiracy!
H. Knight	and it cancels out the bane
R�senfeld	it's flames it can't hurt it sorry guys it specifies flames
Drumun	its okay
Drufle (GM)	I would argue that previously, it wouldn't work, because his fire damage was from the New God, AKA hell lord man.
Rose	holy fire should
Drumun	we'll keep punching it his damage isn't from the New God anymore though H. Knight: THROW/PUNCH/KICK Attack 16 Damage 18
Drufle (GM)	With Ruse's newfound self-faith, it should work.
H. Knight	sigh
Drufle (GM)	Also, miss. very resilient dog. Dog turn!
Drumun	self-faith nuclear power would be nice
Drufle (GM)	Gonna munch up Drumun for a bit.
R�senfeld	is it dog turn Rose flashes at the dog
Drufle (GM)	All 4 of you went, right?
Drumun	I missed, but yes
R�senfeld	ok
H. Knight	we all missed
R�senfeld	i just wasn't sure where the turn changed
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5+3d6k1( 16 )+5+( 1 + 5 + 3 ) = 26
R�senfeld	since when is abig fire dog such a dodgy bastard
Drumun	damnit
Drufle (GM)	rolling 4d6+2+2d6( 3 + 1 + 6 + 4 )+2+( 2 + 5 ) = 23 23 damage to Drumun.
H. Knight	oof Drumun stands defiant, though bleeding
Drufle (GM)	Top of the round then!
Rose	Fast
H. Knight	I wish combat expertise let me atack the same guy twice
Drumun	I'm actually going to heal myself
R�senfeld	hmmmmmmm
Drufle (GM)	Also I should note the 2d6 only happens if you do damage, not just when you swing at it.
R�senfeld	so i don't have a bolt loaded anymore right
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
R�senfeld	fuck i'm gonna go slow Rose: Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery, dirty tricks) Attack 14 Damage 19
R�senfeld	no wait fast i have an idea
Rose	argh
H. Knight	can rose reroll these she has hit all of once this entire fight
Drumun	I'll keep my Qi for now and use Catch Your Breath
Drufle (GM)	This is kind of ridiculous, but no, I'm calling this payback for the seventy million crits she's gotten in the past.
Drumun	he's something I haven't used since forever
H. Knight	...understandable
Rose	4th wall
Drufle (GM)	Wow, Catch your Breath!
Rose	Ghesh is the broken one
Drufle (GM)	There's something I haven't seen in, like, ever.
H. Knight	ok I have nothing to gain from going slow
Drumun	its been a while
R�senfeld	mhm
Drumun	so I got 15 health back
R�senfeld	so i'll pray for you HK
H. Knight	are there any special grappling maneuvers I can do? thanks
Drufle (GM)	Uhhh.
H. Knight	like, hold its jaws shut
Drufle (GM)	There's just the Juggernaut thing, but that only works on creatures smaller than you. Oh, no.
Drumun	there is the fabled "punch dog in face" technique
Drufle (GM)	That'd be a bit OP.
R�senfeld	ho wait oh*
Rose	hoof kick the dog
R�senfeld	is reloading a full action?
Drumun	break its snout
R�senfeld	it is isn't it
Drufle (GM)	Just an action, I think. H. Knight: THROW/PUNCH/KICK Attack 27 Damage 24
R�senfeld	mkay, yeah still going fast then after HK H. Knight kicks the mutt in the jaw
Rose	crunch
Drufle (GM)	Roll another d6.
H. Knight	rolling 1d6( 6 ) = 6
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6( 6 + 3 ) = 9
R�senfeld	unfortunately you don't get a 1d6 from prayer if you don't use a weapon
Drufle (GM)	And there's your 4 damage.
H. Knight	ok
Drumun	hooves are weapons
H. Knight	right!
Drufle (GM)	Right, it's finally down to half health.
H. Knight	question
Drumun	unarmed strikes are always considered weapons
R�senfeld	they are? then what's the point of that distinction
H. Knight	I'm at half health does my carapace break now or after I go over 31?
Drufle (GM)	The term "weapon" generally just signifies physical attacks.
Drumun	for the sake of our classes
R�senfeld	ok
Drumun	Me and HK would be SUBSTANTIALLY worse if Unarmed Strikes were not weapons as well
Drufle (GM)	Your carapace breaks once you drop below half health.
H. Knight	okay
Drufle (GM)	So that's everyone gone, right?
R�senfeld	not me
Drumun	I think so? oh wait rolling 1d6 ( 3 ) = 3 H. Knight 's armor is hanging on by threads
Drumun	I forgot this
Drufle (GM)	I thought you were reloading?
R�senfeld	no i'm gonna use a ma to switch to staff and cast revelations on myself
Rose	FAST
Drufle (GM)	Gotcha.
R�senfeld	and that'll be my fast turn
Drufle (GM)	Let the dog go!
Drumun	the dog does not deserve it!
Drufle (GM)	Gonna munch HK again.
Drumun	it is a very bad dog
Drufle (GM)	Not even bothering with the to-hit roll.
Drumun	hey now that's rude
Drufle (GM)	Alright, alright.
Drumun	you have to roll
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5+3d6k1( 1 )+5+( 4 + 4 + 6 ) = 12 Oh wow.
Drumun	this is why not quite but still
Drufle (GM)	1's aren't automatic misses, luckily.
H. Knight	still a hit, sadly
Drumun	unfortunately
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, just barely, wow.
R�senfeld	see if he had gotten a 4 highest boon there
Drufle (GM)	rolling 4d6-4d6+2+2d6( 4 + 5 + 4 + 4 )-( 4 + 3 + 1 + 5 )+2+( 4 + 4 ) = 14
R�senfeld	that would've been a miss
Drufle (GM)	7 damage.
Drumun	The dog is off his game
R�senfeld	that's why you have to roll if it's not above 100% H. Knight 's ablative carapace ablates its last
H. Knight	:(
Drufle (GM)	Alright, now it's fast turns for the folks.
Drumun	we back to top?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. Rose: Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery, dirty tricks) Attack 22 Damage 29
Drumun	rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4
H. Knight	FINALLY
Drufle (GM)	Holy shit she hit!
Rose	at fucking last
Drumun	she did it
Drufle (GM)	And an EO! Rose: Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery) Attack 29 Damage 15
R�senfeld	can i do the thing where I ta to move a tile? ah wait that won't help
Drumun	someone tally how much damage was thrown around that entire fight
Drufle (GM)	Yes, Ruse.
R�senfeld	i got slow go*
Rose	another?
Drufle (GM)	No.
Drumun	cause holy shit there were a lot of numbers
Drufle (GM)	You can only EO once in a round, that'd be ridiculous.
H. Knight	aww I'd like if she got the old Continuous Action
Drufle (GM)	:P Drumun, take a swing?
Rose	that's what i was praying for Drumun clenches his fist and performs a rising uppercut!
R�senfeld	i'll pray for HK he does more damage generally Drumun: Qi Strike! Attack 11 Damage 24 the dog dodges though
Drufle (GM)	Yikes.
Drumun	of fucking course I refocus qi
Drufle (GM)	Nimbly moves out of the way of that sweet uppercut. HK?
H. Knight	reddy
R�senfeld	have a prayer :) Drumun slams back onto the ground, dissapointed with is failure
H. Knight	can I 5-foot back after or is that a slow action?
Drufle (GM)	It's a t-action.
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	You can do that whenever you want, once a turn.
H. Knight	ok oh hang on iirc these barghests have an ability like roses? they can pursue you whenever?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
H. Knight	right so I'm fucked anyway
Drumun	huh
H. Knight	I'll stay here and die like a man
Drufle (GM)	You literally cannot run away.
Drumun	how much health do you have left, HK?
Drufle (GM)	It has 14 speed and can sense you up to a mile away.
Drumun	Drumun is the only one here that can run faster than it
H. Knight	I mean like, move away so it aggros on someone else callous I know but I don't wanna go to hell
Drumun	it'll probably be after Drumun with more hellfire I think it can use it again
Drufle (GM)	Next round.
H. Knight	I'm on 38/62
Drumun	okay
Drufle (GM)	Do whatever you like, HK. H. Knight: THROW/PUNCH/KICK Attack 9 Damage 22 nop
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
R�senfeld	jeeez....
Drufle (GM)	This is a truly unprecedented number of 1's.
Drumun	how badly does the dog look?
Drufle (GM)	Also technically you aren't out of his reach because he's size 2, but he's gonna munch Drumun anyway.
Drumun	how many more punches are we going to have to land?
Drufle (GM)	Uh, he is at exactly 1/3 health.
Drumun	okay
H. Knight	nice
R�senfeld	oh then I can kill him in one hit if you don't
Drufle (GM)	So, Drumun munch time.
Rose	my arrows helped
H. Knight	they so very did
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5+3d6k1( 4 )+5+( 1 + 6 + 3 ) = 15 Wow, a miss!
R�senfeld	rip
H. Knight	yay!!!
R�senfeld	dodge tank Drumun palms the dog in the nose
Drumun	"No! Bad Dog"
Drufle (GM)	I think that's the first time either of the monsters have missed this entire fight.
H. Knight	yah
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, Ruse!
R�senfeld	i move here
Drumun	uhhh
R�senfeld	trust me gonna try to divinte smite the dog suing FIre From Heaven
Drufle (GM)	Oh dear.
R�senfeld	don't take ffire damage? how about 10d6?! AHAHAHAHAHA
Drumun	should I...step back or?
Drufle (GM)	Nah. He can't hit you with this.
R�senfeld	4 revelations so I et.. 8 boons? plus 1 from prayer?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
H. Knight	I saw that shuffle, Rose
Drumun	all in R�senfeld: Agility Challenge Roll 19 FUCKING DIE
Drumun	its good
R�senfeld	MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA
H. Knight	YAHH
Drufle (GM)	That would be a hit yeah.
R�senfeld	"Sit!
Drufle (GM)	So, uh, 12d6+1?
R�senfeld	I thin so
Drumun	I am in utter shock
R�senfeld	it's the staff
Drufle (GM)	Oh, +2.
R�senfeld	maybe 1d6 less?
Drufle (GM)	Sorry.
R�senfeld	+2 yeah
Drufle (GM)	No, 10d6 from smite, 1d6 from prayer? 1d6 from staff.
R�senfeld	i prayed for HK
Drufle (GM)	Ah.
R�senfeld	i don't get the 1d6
Drufle (GM)	So 11d6+2.
Drumun	I mean
R�senfeld	rolling 11d6+2( 5 + 4 + 5 + 4 + 4 + 6 + 6 + 2 + 1 + 3 + 3 )+2 = 45
Drumun	its 11 dice
R�senfeld	BOOOOOOOMO
H. Knight	AHHHH
Rose	wow
Drumun	I think we're at the point where 1 die doesn't matter anymore
Drufle (GM)	Still halved, but man. That was a hell of a hit.
Drumun	that is an Explosive hit
R�senfeld	is that enough?
H. Knight	nah
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
R�senfeld	shit
Drumun	its fine
R�senfeld	oh well, it was #Worth
Drufle (GM)	He's got a bit more juice in him.
H. Knight	can I go next
Drufle (GM)	Good above average damage, though.
Drumun	hey HK
Rose	ive got more arrows
H. Knight	yeah?
R�senfeld	I take fire damage from that right?
Drufle (GM)	And sure, it's top of the round.
Drumun	try a shoving attack
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6( 3 + 4 ) = 7
Drumun	knock it down
Drufle (GM)	There's your 7 damage. Rose: Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery, dirty tricks) Attack 25 Damage 22
H. Knight	it's got four legs man
R�senfeld	aaand we're done
H. Knight	EO that shit Rose Rose: Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery) Attack 25 Damage 24
H. Knight	OOF
Drufle (GM)	Good grief.
Rose	there we go
H. Knight	theres the luck
Drumun	nice
R�senfeld	"Stay!"
Drufle (GM)	Cool, so, uh.
Rose	"SIT"
H. Knight	whoever slayed it dies
Drufle (GM)	I need all of you to make an AGI save with 2 banes.
R�senfeld	i already told it to sit :P oh god it explods?! c'mon :/ Drumun: Agility Challenge Roll -1
Rose	me too?
Drumun	hmmm QI EVASION R�senfeld: Agility Challenge Roll 12 H. Knight: Agility Challenge Roll 1 hahahahahahahaahahahahah
Drumun	I expend my Qi to dodge the whatever
R�senfeld	it explodes, clearly Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 0
R�senfeld	goddamn fire dog
Drumun	basically I automatically succeed the save
H. Knight	flash step outta there
Drufle (GM)	So just HK fails.
H. Knight	oh! guess I'm dead ' 3'
Drumun	the one person who really could not afford to fail
Drufle (GM)	rolling 5d6+10( 1 + 1 + 6 + 3 + 5 )+10 = 26
R�senfeld	you're not dead
Drumun	goooood damn
Drufle (GM)	He takes 26 damage, and the rest of you take 13.
R�senfeld	you just go int othat dying state and then I total heal you
H. Knight	ooh
R�senfeld	when we leave the fight
H. Knight	no I do not
R�senfeld	how damaged are you?
H. Knight	Druf said I cannot afford to die while cursed
Drumun	1) cannot be healed 2) yeah cursed
Drufle (GM)	Luckily for you, the curse ends when the barghest dies.
Drumun	okay!
R�senfeld	wait so I can heal?!
Drufle (GM)	The blast is really just to spite you.
Rose	phew
H. Knight	is that blast halved?
Drumun	"That is one angry dog"
Rose	what because i got my dice back
H. Knight	for me
Drufle (GM)	It's not weapon damage, so I don't think so.
Drumun	"That felt like the longest fight we've ever had"
H. Knight	alright I'm dying
Drufle (GM)	Juggernaut only halves weapon damage.
H. Knight	64/62
R�senfeld	the heal thing is also cut when the dog dies?
Drumun	OH SHIT
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
R�senfeld	ok take a total heal bim bam boo your'e all fine H. Knight begins to fall apart
Drumun	do we have to wind the key again?
Drufle (GM)	So one sec while I try and remember how dying even works. It It's been so long.
H. Knight	"I'm. SOrrY..."
Drufle (GM)	HK, roll a d20+4.
Drumun	also does it matter when we have a total heal? oh shit not a d20
H. Knight	rolling 1d20+4( 11 )+4 = 15
Drufle (GM)	Now a d6.
H. Knight	rolling 1d6( 6 ) = 6
Drumun	don't you dare die
R�senfeld	he's fine
Drufle (GM)	Alright nevermind you just heal your rate.
H. Knight	DIAGNOSTIC PROGRAM ONLINE
Drufle (GM)	If you had rolled below a 10, or anything but a 6, you would've had some nasty scars and injuries. But turns out that fire missed most of your important parts.
Drumun	I assume he's just...unconscious now?
Rose	we can polish metal though
R�senfeld	well, some of us can
Drufle (GM)	Well he would be, but then Ruse just total-heals him. H. Knight shudders as he boots back up
Drufle (GM)	So he's fine.
Drumun	no key winding?
Drufle (GM)	I mean yes.
R�senfeld	i can also wind him up while i'm at it :P
Drufle (GM)	But that's just an atction.
H. Knight	"That Was Close..."
R�senfeld	we're out of combat, I can do what I want
Rose	is he wearing any armour?
Drufle (GM)	Not particularly difficult.
H. Knight	"Thank You, Russ" Drumun climbs up onto HK to rewind his key
Drufle (GM)	He literally is armor.
Rose	that isn't metal
H. Knight	o no
Drufle (GM)	No I think he's entirely metal.
R�senfeld	lemme vit burst us too
H. Knight	48/62
Drufle (GM)	Right, so, that was a proper diff 500 battle there.
H. Knight	oh wait total heal
Drumun	total heal
H. Knight	russ used full restore
R�senfeld	hahaha
Drumun	so THIS is what SotDL is supposed to feel like Rose takes her top off and uses it to protect her arms as she hugs HK
R�senfeld	it wasn't that hard, we were just really unlucky H. Knight appreciates the hug
Drufle (GM)	Clearly I just need more attacks that target AGI and not DEF.
Drumun	I don't think I've felt this way since fighting the possessed inquisitor
R�senfeld	you know how much damage I would've done befor with my avatar? Rose puts her top back on
R�senfeld	probably twice what I ujst did with my suicide hit
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, that hole in the floor fades away once the barghest dies.
H. Knight	"I Think We Need To Regroup."
R�senfeld	"Drumun, come over here" H. Knight gets on the wireless to Yvonne
Drumun	"Ah think we could use a rest"
R�senfeld	i'll expend both casts of my vit burst heal twice your rate
Drufle (GM)	Well, with Ruse's sense enemies power that we conveniently forgot, he can tell that there's nothing else dangerous in the building.
H. Knight	oh!
Rose	healed
H. Knight	so we can proceed?
R�senfeld	just a note
Drumun	I'm still boar so rolling 1d6 ( 2 ) = 2
R�senfeld	that ability is a TA
Drufle (GM)	The heart is literally in the next room, so yes.
R�senfeld	iirc
H. Knight	ok
R�senfeld	so i do have to actually use it
Rose	ill go ahead this time
R�senfeld	but assume I did :P
Drumun	I'm going to be doing that every 6 seconds
R�senfeld	well also heal twice your rate Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 0
R�senfeld	that's like 30 hp
Drumun	oh I'm fully healed
Rose	invisible
H. Knight	super stealth go
Drumun	its fine then I'm staying in boar form though
Drufle (GM)	And for those wondering, if you go below 0 hp while under the hellfire curse, you immediately die and your soul goes to Hell, regardless of corruption level.
Drumun	and I'm focusing my qi
H. Knight	yah that's what I thought
R�senfeld	"Let's go get the heart and then get a proper rest. I'm fairly spent." oh jeez that sounds awful what do you do in hell?
Drumun	the dog dying prevented that though right?
R�senfeld	spoilers?
H. Knight	get tortured
Rose	rolling 1d20( 2 ) = 2
R�senfeld	no, i mean like
Drufle (GM)	You probably don't stay there very long, considering you have no corruption to flense.
R�senfeld	why is that significant
H. Knight	yeah it was nice of the GM to rule that the curse ended
R�senfeld	this gam have reincarnation? I forget Drumun: Perception Challenge Roll 13
Drufle (GM)	So the three of you that aren't Rose remember where the heart is; it's on that wall to the east there. It does, yes, Ruse. That's a pretty major point of the soul cycle actually. H. Knight grabs the gem
Drumun	"Ah'm glad this is over with"
Drufle (GM)	It still sits on a small necklace on the corpse's chest.
R�senfeld	"how do we put them together?"
Drufle (GM)	It rings with a pleasant energy, and you can somewhat feel it resonating with your belt. Drumun watches the corpse intently
Drufle (GM)	Well, I believe either Yvonne or Thicket has the orb, I forget.
Drumun	Thicket
R�senfeld	"That thing isn't getting up anytime soon, Drumun."
Drumun	unless Yvonne took it "We jus fought a ghost"
R�senfeld	"Trust me."
Drumun	"That ain't supposed ta get up either"
Drufle (GM)	I think it would've made slightly more sense for Yvonne to bring it with her. For a number of reasons.
H. Knight	"I Am Concerned"
Drumun	alright, she can have it if she asked nicely
H. Knight	"There Was A Hellhound Placed Here To Thwart People Taking The Heart."
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne always asks nicely.
Drumun	then she has the moonpearl
R�senfeld	"The hellhound wasn't here before."
H. Knight	"Why Did Its Master Not Simply Take The Gem Themselves?"
R�senfeld	"This is a new development."
Drufle (GM)	You guys can make an INT check with 2 banes if you'd like.
H. Knight	ok Drumun: Intellect Challenge Roll 4 H. Knight: Intellect Challenge Roll 2 R�senfeld: Intellect Challenge Roll 2
Drumun	thinking is hard
Drufle (GM)	Amazing.
H. Knight	oh well R�senfeld: Intellect Challenge Roll 19 fuck that shit
Drumun	Rose?
R�senfeld	i try again
Drumun	uhhh?
Drufle (GM)	Let's see if Rose can figure it out.
Drumun	what? I don't think you can do that russ
Rose	yes
R�senfeld	but the dice suck so much
Drufle (GM)	They are doing something awful aren't they.
Drumun	we don't really have a choice
Drufle (GM)	I can't wait to put this session in the tracker and just see the line drop like a rock.
Drumun	its going to go dooooown Rose: Intellect Challenge Roll 0
Drumun	hmmm
Drufle (GM)	Whelp.
H. Knight	nope
Rose	nope
H. Knight	oh well
Drufle (GM)	The mystery evades you....... Drumun shrugs and begins leaving
R�senfeld	my second roll with 2 banes was a 19 just to spite me
Drufle (GM)	Although Ruse apparently figures it out later.
H. Knight	I'm sure it'll smack us in the face next sesh
Drumun	"We should git out of here" how much later?
H. Knight	"Absolutely"
Drufle (GM)	Probably on the boat back.
H. Knight	Too Later later *Late
Drufle (GM)	You hear Yvonne yelling something from the entrance. H. Knight picks up the remains of his armor
H. Knight	oh? she dying Drumun rushes over
Drumun	16 speed boooy
Yvonne Lariel	"Guys, the flood's getting pretty close! I can see it on the horizon now!"
Rose	whats that
H. Knight	wow
Drumun	"No rest for us then, it seems" "That was rather quick though"
R�senfeld	"We're done here, anyway."
H. Knight	oh that's a construct we had to fight on our first time down here, rose don't worry about it
Yvonne Lariel	"It's the strangest thing, I think it knows where we are..."
R�senfeld	"Oh it does. There waas a guard here that wasn't here before."
Drumun	"Well we jus fought a hellhound and a ghost"
R�senfeld	"whatever agency this is, the New God or whatever, it's reacting to us
Drumun	"We need ta move"
Drufle (GM)	And when HK comes within close range of Yvonne, a bright glow suddenly envelops you.
R�senfeld	"so yeah, time to go"
H. Knight	hm?
Drumun	uh oh
R�senfeld	uh crap?
Drumun	TRANSFORMERS!!?
Rose	fuck
Drumun	did we end up in an anime? Magical girl HK?
H. Knight	is this the sunchips place
Drufle (GM)	The Maiden's Tear suddenly rips itself out of her bag, and the King's Band and Yew's Heart tear themselves from HK.
H. Knight	hey that's my belt
Rose	ouch
Drumun	welp
R�senfeld	do HK's horse trousers fall off?
Rose	lmao
H. Knight	_I never even used the King's Slam_
Drufle (GM)	They whirl around each other, glowing brighter and brighter with a warm green light, until a bright flash causes them you all to look away. H. Knight shields people
Drumun	Yer not in the position to really do that R�senfeld looks awaay
Drufle (GM)	And when you look back, a small green orb is floating in mid-air, pulsing with an immaculate energy. Drumun covers his boar eyes Rose gets excited H. Knight 's optics reflect the shiny orb
R�senfeld	what was the guy's name again
H. Knight	it's a Sphere
Drumun	"Mister Yew himself, kinda"
R�senfeld	Yew something Yvonne Lariel is staring at the orb with wide eyes, reaching out for the magic object. Rose wants it to
H. Knight	and the GM PC becomes the main character
Drumun	"Ah really hope its as great as tha book says"
H. Knight	we all saw it coming and we did nothing to stop it Yvonne Lariel grabs it from the air and holds it, the energy pulsing through her and around the area surrounding you. Drumun walks up
Drumun	"How ye feel?"
Yvonne Lariel	"This is beautiful... I feel amazing!" "Here, try it out!" Yvonne Lariel holds it out for Drumun.
Drumun	"Eh?" Drumun picks up up
Drumun	*it up
Drufle (GM)	You feel a comfortable surge of power rush through you, the green glow surging through the air around you. Rose wants it
Drumun	"Well how about that..." Drumun passes it over to Russ
H. Knight	yeah I wannna see what it fdoes to rose R�senfeld instinctively backs away a bit
Drumun	"It ain't demonic, ya goof"
Drufle (GM)	It actually doesn't seem to act different at all, regardless of which one of you touches it.
H. Knight	oh ok
R�senfeld	"Yeah.." R�senfeld tentatively picks it up
Drumun	tfw the phantom haunting Russ was Yew all along
Drufle (GM)	You do feel your restless spirit calm down, seemingly at ease with the power.
R�senfeld	oh my god
Drufle (GM)	Oh, no.
R�senfeld	that would've been insane
Drufle (GM)	That'd be a hilarious twist but that is unfortunately not the case.
Drumun	dang worth a shot I mean there's still time
H. Knight	you'd have to plan that from the beginnin
R�senfeld	nah you can't just on a whim do that
Drufle (GM)	I have a slightly better twist for him.
R�senfeld	it's gotta be planned Rose reaches out for it
H. Knight	ok!
Drumun	oh noooo R�senfeld hands it over
Drumun	pass it to HK aw
H. Knight	don't be mean!
Drumun	:P
H. Knight	I'm fine Yvonne Lariel is still so completely transfixed by the absurdly powerful magical relic.
H. Knight	I've seen its effect so I am content Rose cradles it like a baby
H. Knight	"Are You Alright, Miss Lariel?"
R�senfeld	"I have never sense this much quiet from within me, in oh... over two decades.
Drumun	"Well lets not let it git to our heads"
Yvonne Lariel	"Yeah, I just don't think I've ever seen something so powerful, and yet... comfortable." Yvonne Lariel shakes her head and her eyes go wide.
Yvonne Lariel	"Oh right, the flood!"
Drumun	"Aye, lets git goin"
Yvonne Lariel	"Quickly, back to the boat!"
H. Knight	"I Do Not Deserve Comfort Until This Is Over. Now Move!"
Drumun	"To the Sunset Song!"
R�senfeld	"Ah. I thought I was fforgetting something. To the boat-mobile!" Drumun rushes out
Drumun	BOAR SPEED, ACTIVATE
R�senfeld	eh? Rose goes to the boat with her baby globe
R�senfeld	boatmobile? H. Knight noclips through to the fight room
R�senfeld	it's a great pun Drumun returns to normal while on the boat, grabbing a new shirt
Yvonne Lariel	And you all go out to the Sunset Song, and how do you prepare for the approaching flood?
Drufle (GM)	Er, as me.
Drumun	ONWARD
Drufle (GM)	Do you drive directly into it?
H. Knight	retract the wheels and yes ride the lightning
Drumun	We must return to the main fleet
R�senfeld	"That was some very odd speech coming from you, Yvonne :|" "
Drumun	also we definitely do not want this hitting us on the side
Yvonne Lariel	"I know, but it's so pretty! Didn't you feel it yourself!"
Drumun	or while we're still
Rose	use the boat to surf the tide before turning around
R�senfeld	"I felt something. Anyway we should probably brace and cross the event horizon."
H. Knight	yeah you gotta face the waves
Drumun	"Hold on everyone, we're about ta git hit"
R�senfeld	"If we run we're gonna get overswept." H. Knight braces for impact Rose cradles orb and braces
Drufle (GM)	Well, strangely enough, when the ocean tide comes close to you, it simply goes through the boat.
Drumun	wut?
H. Knight	eh?
Drumun	goes through?
H. Knight	ghost tide?
Drumun	"What in the world?"
H. Knight	"Is This The Work Of The Stone?"
Drufle (GM)	The green orb is glowing furiously, and despite the water covering your entire body, you feel fine, as if the water was naught but air. R�senfeld looks at Yew's orb
Drumun	"Uhhh"
R�senfeld	"This is some seriously strong magic."
Drumun	"Well" Rose protects it
R�senfeld	"And it feels like nothing.'
H. Knight	"It's As If The Ocean Were Naught But A Figment"
Yvonne Lariel	"We're safe from the tides..."
R�senfeld	"What the hell did Yew discover that can resist the power of the ancients like this?"
Drumun	"Ah can't say ah ever sailed under the sea before"
Rose	so should we drive to the portals opening?
H. Knight	"We Must At Once Head For The Breach!"
Yvonne Lariel	"We can do it now! We can go to the Salt Sea and fight!"
H. Knight	yeah
R�senfeld	we still need to find the opener
Drumun	"Aye, full speed ahead" "Next stop, savin tha world"
H. Knight	oh they'll be there
R�senfeld	which means we're gonna go into the other side Drumun points forward dramatically
R�senfeld	you guys ready to go into an alien dimension?
H. Knight	no, but whoever is?
Drumun	Drumun was born ready Rose now wants to give the orb to someone bigger
Drumun	or at least he'll try to be H. Knight furiously pulls scrap together to build a new carapace
Drumun	hrmmm without access to Thicket we can't get the stronger arrows
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne will gladly hold onto Yew's Force if you want her to.
Drumun	once we hit level 10
Rose	ok
Drufle (GM)	If you guys just want to not worry about who's carrying it.
H. Knight	yeah
Rose	and i have 10 of each but only 8 healing ones
Drufle (GM)	Also, if the music wasn't a hint, you are in fact level 10 now.
Drumun	wait wut
Rose	YAY
R�senfeld	Woooooooo LEVEL 10 MUTHAFUCKAAAAS
H. Knight	when did we go to 9?!
R�senfeld	last time
Drufle (GM)	Uh, last session?
H. Knight	i don't rememebr
Drufle (GM)	You got your juggernaut power, remember?
H. Knight	right yes
R�senfeld	that was at the magic tower
Drufle (GM)	Most of the level 10 adventure will take place in the Dreamlands.
H. Knight	ohhh
Drumun	well then
H. Knight	not helll then
Drumun	I did not expect this
R�senfeld	dude you do NOT want to go to hell ll ll*
Drumun	I once again forgot to update my level counter
R�senfeld	lol
Drumun	again
Drufle (GM)	Right, so, what are we getting at level 10...
Rose	well that was a hard battle
Drufle (GM)	I'll go and check everyone's stuff.
R�senfeld	it's just paladin levelling now right?
H. Knight	Hell II: Roytronic boogaloo
Drufle (GM)	No, your master path. HK gets the level 10 defender powers... +6 health.
H. Knight	oh joy like they've helped
Drufle (GM)	And Containing/Retributive Strike.
R�senfeld	oh right healer
Rose	more sharp shooter stuff
Drufle (GM)	Containing strike lets you, once per round when you hit someone with a melee attack, stop them from moving for the round.
H. Knight	finally
Drufle (GM)	And Retributive attack lets you use a t-action to attack anyone within range of you that attacks someone other than you.
H. Knight	YES
Drufle (GM)	Healer is +4 health. You get a free spell, which turns out that it actually doesn't have to be from the Life tradition. Only the level 7 spell had to be. And you get Empowered Healing/Unassailable Vitality.
R�senfeld	Empowered Healing is nice
Drumun	brb for a second
R�senfeld	unassailable vitality is good but we decided to heal on rests anyway
Drufle (GM)	Oh good, youre reading it yourself. Sharpshooter, let's see... +4 health, and the most absurd power in all of SotDL.
H. Knight	wha
Drufle (GM)	Perfect Shot.
Rose	yes, cannot miss
Drufle (GM)	Whenever she makes a ranged attack and misses, she can just spend her t-action to just hit anyway.
H. Knight	that's amazing
Drufle (GM)	It's absolutely fuckin' ridiculous.
Rose	at last
Drufle (GM)	So unless she wants to leave her t-actions for rogue stuff, she can literally never miss with her bow now. Death is an inevitability.
R�senfeld	celestial is so underwhelming
Drufle (GM)	It's so bad, isn't it.
R�senfeld	its awful
Rose	i needed that this game
H. Knight	consider this the game making up for what it has to cope with now
Drufle (GM)	You could just take resurrection for Life 5, but I'm not entirely convinced you'll get much of a chance to use it.
Rose	lol
H. Knight	Druf, I nearly died for real
Drumun	okay I'm back
H. Knight	ME
Drufle (GM)	True.
R�senfeld	oh i can learn divine aid
Drufle (GM)	Clearly I just need more Barghests.
H. Knight	just the one
Drufle (GM)	Drumun you just get +5 health and two more martial talents.
R�senfeld	or...
Drufle (GM)	Go check those out.
R�senfeld	yeah resurrection
Drumun	a hard choice
R�senfeld	i mean
Drumun	well obviously Killing Palm is one of them
R�senfeld	do we assume that I'm gonna have to res someone eventually
Drufle (GM)	It wouldn't hurt, honestly.
Drumun	actually wait, living creatures
R�senfeld	or do I go with something that can give ALL of us +15HP for the fight?
Drumun	what counts as a living creature?
Rose	maybe you could resurrect an army of undead not HK
R�senfeld	i dont thin Resurrect wokrs like that my death priest could i think
Drufle (GM)	I need to look up what counts as a living creature.
R�senfeld	cuz he can use Death spells
Rose	rolling 50/450/4 = 12.5
Drufle (GM)	Well butts, it's never specified.
R�senfeld	does Death have ombies?
Drumun	god damn it
Drufle (GM)	I'm going to say living creatures are just non-undead.
R�senfeld	zombies*
Drufle (GM)	Necromancy is zombies, Ruse. Not Death. So things like devils count as living.
Drumun	so I'm probably not going to get to use Killing Palm much other than Devils
R�senfeld	nope.. no zombies
Drumun	Roy is undead though so I can't use it in her
Drufle (GM)	She sure is.
R�senfeld	we can burn roy with divine fire
Drumun	I'll grab Killing Palm at least
Drufle (GM)	So yeah, if your luck continues like this to next session, we'll definitely have two more.
R�senfeld	i'm gonna take res
Rose	we may be facing a few soon though
Drufle (GM)	Oh right, that thing Ruse was going to figure out.
R�senfeld	oh yes i nearly forgot lol thanks
Drufle (GM)	Barghests are basically the bounty hunters of hell, they go out to retrieve escaped souls.
Rose	our luck cannot be as bad now. i cannot miss
R�senfeld	wait
Drufle (GM)	The specter was hiding in the catacombs and only revealed itself to attack you guys.
R�senfeld	ohh ok
Drufle (GM)	Once it did the Barghest was able to find it, so it appeared, and due to being a devil and thus a complete jackass, had no problem with taking you guys as well.
H. Knight	oh so it was just a complete coincidence
Drufle (GM)	Sure was!
R�senfeld	that's a cool encounter
Rose	opportune attack
H. Knight	bloody hell
R�senfeld	^ is right bloody HELL is exactly right
Drufle (GM)	Oh and, I suppose I should mention this at some point, because I imagine it came up at some point in your research. Roy is a revenant, and revenants can only be killed by killing and beheading them before they regenerate.
H. Knight	can you kill and behead them at the same time?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Drumun	good to know
H. Knight	good
Drumun	punch her head off its for her own good
Rose	oh good. my arrows and HKs arms should do that then
Drufle (GM)	I just wanted to make sure you guys knew that.
H. Knight	how specific does it have to be
Drufle (GM)	I mean, you can do aimed attacks for 1 bane. If you want to make sure the head comes off as you kill her.
H. Knight	okay
Drufle (GM)	And besides it takes like an hour for them to regenerate anyways.
H. Knight	so we don't have to do it with a sword
Drumun	hey, if we're down underwater
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, that's the end of this session, so next time will be the beginning of the end.
Rose	what about my shots going for the throat. wouldn't that behead?
Drumun	I don't need to hide behind this dwarven form
H. Knight	how wide are your arrowheads
Drumun	I can just Be a boar the entire time
Rose	meteor
R�senfeld	they might with divine smite
Drufle (GM)	Oh damn, it occurs to me, there's one other thing I can probably mention. Now that you guys can just safely cruise around under the red sea. You see an awful lot of people unconscious down here, but strangely enough they aren't actually dead.
R�senfeld	oh what H. Knight gazes at the serried ranks of sleeping bodies
Drumun	is it wise to step off the boat to check on them?
Rose	cool. should we rescue a few?
Drufle (GM)	They're all in an incredibly deep sleep. There's nothing you can do to wake them at this point.
Rose	sail next to them and lasso them
Drumun	would the power of Yew awaken them?
H. Knight	"Now This is Unusual"
Drufle (GM)	Not enough, no.
H. Knight	oof
Drumun	hmmm
Drufle (GM)	It will keep you safe if you want to go check on them.
Drumun	very well then
Drufle (GM)	This is also why I was very adamant about Rose not going for a swim.
Rose	onwards then
Drumun	we should at least investigate
Rose	lol
Drumun	roll up the boat and check
H. Knight	sandman water
Rose	i nearly did anyway lol
Drufle (GM)	If she got any of the "water" in her lungs she would immediately be knocked out and fall to the ocean floor.
H. Knight	Drumun be careful vehicle check
Drumun	I am Boar Form
H. Knight	don't run over anybody
Drumun	oh right yeah I'll try to avoid people
Rose	ill go up front and call the steering
Drumun	or boar hybrid form technically
Drufle (GM)	This isn't actually something I'm going to try and RP, this is just an off-side mention.
H. Knight	yeah we figure
Drumun	too late
H. Knight	it's nice tho
Drumun	you brought it up
Drufle (GM)	This session is now done so I can go eat lunch.
Drumun	okay... see ya'll later
H. Knight	also I guess this is why you let the boat have wheels
Drufle (GM)	Yep.
Drumun	thanks
H. Knight	so we wouldn't have to walk
Drumun	for the wheels
Rose	lol
Drufle (GM)	Alright, I'm heading out.
H. Knight	byeee
Drumun	we're Mad Max, but underblood now see yaaaa