Drufle (GM)	Right, so this is session 21 I suppose. Yeah?
Moppy	I was the only one actually wearing a treasure
Samantha Rose H.	its session END GAME
Moppy	do I now lose all those nice things it gave me?
Rüsenfeld	ooonnneee minute, apologies brb
Drufle (GM)	I think you get to keep the +2 to hit, but you lose the immovable and you can only use the king's slam 1/day.
Moppy	ok thanku
Drufle (GM)	The power of the relics have been dissipated across the group of you.
Moppy	yayy
Horanoven A.	dissipated?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, they've kinda spread out.
Horanoven A.	does that mean Drumun can do that too?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Horanoven A.	well dang I'll add that
Samantha Rose H.	+2 TO HIT
Moppy	with melee only, sorry
Samantha Rose H.	damn
Drufle (GM)	Ruse gets the weakened Maiden's Tear, so he gets 1 extra casting of all his 0/1/2 spells.
Moppy	ooh
Rüsenfeld	nice
Horanoven A.	fancy
Samantha Rose H.	still I'm wearing a sword that i probably wont be using
Drufle (GM)	To be honest, I never actually wrote down what Yew's Heart did, but I imagine it's something like a flat +10 to health in its spread-out form.
Rüsenfeld	it's for show girls ith swords are hot
Moppy	...addin that
Rüsenfeld	wait ALL of us get +10 HP?
Drufle (GM)	In its concentrated form it probably did things like give you higher DEF and stuff but we'll stick to the simpler one. Yeah.
Rüsenfeld	holy shit that's pure gold
Drufle (GM)	You're going to need it.
Horanoven A.	maxed out at 75 HP Drumun is as ready as he'll ever be
Samantha Rose H.	rolling 60/460/4 = 15
Drufle (GM)	Also I forgot that we're not actually a boat anymore, I should change it back to the more appropriate track.
Rüsenfeld	yessss
Moppy	rolling 78/478/4 = 19.5
Rüsenfeld	everybody get your headbanging shoes on
Samantha Rose H.	yay
Drufle (GM)	So, the trip down south to the Blood/Salt/whatever Sea is pretty uneventful.
Horanoven A.	Drumun is more of a jazz man
Drufle (GM)	Relatively speaking.
Horanoven A.	no monsters?
Moppy	the sea under the sea
Rüsenfeld	this is like hard jazz, hora :P
Horanoven A.	it really isn't
Rüsenfeld	(I know, it's joke)
Drufle (GM)	Well, every now and then, those nasty red-goop monsters form around you. Drumun pulls out his electric saxophone
Drufle (GM)	But they get repelled by your force field. And just kinda collapse back into goo.
Rüsenfeld	man can yo uguys imagine that as a cinematic Rose just watches
H. Knight	I hope this thing doesn't have batteries
Rüsenfeld	with this as the ost fucking badass
Rose	defo badass
Drumun	it's batteries are souls, probably
Drufle (GM)	Eventually, the boatcar reaches the sea that you've heard so much about over the past few months.
Rüsenfeld	which sea is that, sorry?
Drufle (GM)	It's hard to tell that it's a sea at this point, considering everything is a sea.
Drumun	the original Salt Sea?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Rüsenfeld	ah, ty
Drufle (GM)	The largest inland body of water on the continent.
Drumun	we must be hella deep by now
Drufle (GM)	And you drive down the banks of the old sea, and you see a massive, gaping hole in the bottom.
Drumun	on a scale of dwarf to dragon, how big is this hole?
Rose	sorry, ill cross my legs
Rüsenfeld	i almost read that as "dwarf to ten" as cracking up was*
Drufle (GM)	It's spewing out the red "water" in massive quantities, and it shivers with energy.
H. Knight	http://topnews.us/images/styles/large/public/Brine_Pool.jpg?itok=IydWX-sN this but red
Drufle (GM)	Uhh, as big as a very large dragon.
Drumun	Large Dragon / Dragon, got it
Drufle (GM)	Probably like size 15-20ish.
Drumun	I should've said dwarf to roc
Drufle (GM)	You feel the portal's energy rush over the carboat, but Yew's Force protects you as you plummet into the hole...
Drumun	"Hang on!"
Drufle (GM)	And you fall out onto some kind of red desert.
Drumun	"This is gonna be rough!" H. Knight tightens his grip Rose draws her bow
Rüsenfeld	"So.. Where exactly are we right now, Yvonne? This is the realm of Dreams?" Drumun looks around at his new surroundings
Drufle (GM)	Above you, you see the same gruesomely blackish-yellow clouds that you've seen before. Drumun: Intellect Challenge Roll 4
Drufle (GM)	Bones and body parts litter the wastes.
Drumun	I know nothing
H. Knight	"Pleasant."
Yvonne Lariel	"I... I think we're there, yes." Rose: Intellect Challenge Roll 0
Drumun	"This ain't much of a dream"
Rose	nope
Drumun	"More like a nighmare"
H. Knight	rose got a concussion from the fall
Drufle (GM)	GUYS IT'S DISNEYLAND
Drumun	"Ah didn't expect sand though" Yvonne Lariel stoops down and picks up some of the sand, which mysteriously orbits her hand as she lifts it away from the ground.
Rüsenfeld	https://snag.gy/06hsbC.jpg to help imagination
Yvonne Lariel	"Oh, that's, uh, weird."
H. Knight	eugh
Drumun	"Ah dun think we should play wit it"
Drufle (GM)	Wow yeah, good job.
Rose	wtf
Rüsenfeld	"So are we uh.. can other people's dream be accessed through here?"
Drufle (GM)	The land looks to be deserted in every direction, but far away you hear marching. Drumun grabs the steering wheel
Drumun	"We headin that way ye think?"
H. Knight	"Soldiers, Most Likely. We Should Approach With Extreme Caution"
Drufle (GM)	I would probably get out of the carboat if I were you. I can't imagine it does well in sand.
H. Knight	we'll have to tow it out Rose vaults out
Drumun	I knew I should've gotten the all-terrain model Rüsenfeld shakes his head and leaves the past
Drumun	"sigh right then, les do this"
Drufle (GM)	Even if it is super-weird dream sand. Drumun hops off H. Knight winches himself down Yvonne Lariel floats herself off the boat.
Rose	show off
Drumun	"Ah'm gonna miss ye, Sunset..." Drumun pats his boat, one last time
Yvonne Lariel	"Well... should we go check that out?" Rüsenfeld is kind of aprehensive, this is all a bit much for someone with a deep loathing for old magics
H. Knight	"If We Survive This, I Will Build You A New One"
Drumun	"That ain't the issue, but thanks"
Rose	you can use some of my trees if any are left Rüsenfeld then opts to just jump off the boat, normal fashion
H. Knight	(honestly since the red sea is clearly a dream made real I doubt it affects mindless creatures) (those trees'll be fine)
Rose	the huge tidal wave
Drumun	it creeps more than it waves, really
Rose	that's ok then
H. Knight	oh god roaring let's get moving then
Rose	yay
Drumun	okay drufle I get it there's something roaring in the distance I hear ye the first time
Drufle (GM)	:P Nobody was commenting on it!
Rüsenfeld	"uh, are we gonna check what that is?"
Drumun	we were busy
Rüsenfeld	"Because it sounds... angry"
Drufle (GM)	Time to look over the dune?
Rüsenfeld	if we must
Drumun	"Aye, lets do this"
H. Knight	yeah sneaks first
Rose	i think ill just build a new home here and wait for it to find us Drumun: Agility Challenge Roll 26
Rüsenfeld	good luck
H. Knight	AUGH
Drufle (GM)	Uh huh.
Rüsenfeld	wwwwow
Drumun	Sneak Mode, Activated
Rüsenfeld	dude don't waste all our luck this early! Rose: Agility Challenge Roll 0
Drumun	you told me to sneak!
Drufle (GM)	Well, Drumun can just go look at what's ahead easily.
Rüsenfeld	fucking nat20 too
Drufle (GM)	Rose starts shouting wildly.
Rose	lol
Drumun	I'm going to be over here
Rose	i lost my spare bow string
Rüsenfeld	"Shh, what are you doing rose?!"
Drumun	motherfuckin dragon
Rüsenfeld	oh good god
Drumun	I'm going to go Away from Rose
Drufle (GM)	You see a small troop of skeletal soldiers, followed by a hulking skeletal dragon.
Rüsenfeld	uh..
Rose	nice Rüsenfeld: Agility Challenge Roll 11
H. Knight	"Silence!" ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Rüsenfeld	neak? sneak
Drumun	a 10 is enough, usually
Drufle (GM)	They seem to be heading in your direction. Rose pulls out the metor arrows
Rüsenfeld	can i sneak dru? ruf*
Drufle (GM)	You can. Drumun slips back to the group
Rüsenfeld	was gonna tiptoe to drumun to ask him, nvm "So what's oer there??"
Drumun	"Small armor commin this way" "Skelebobs, and a bone dragon"
Rüsenfeld	"Small armor. That didn't SOUND like small armor."
Drumun	some mage lookin guy as well
H. Knight	"He Meant Small Army"
Rüsenfeld	"Oh holy mother of- oh wait I don't follow her anymore..."
Drumun	"Common ain't mah first language"
Rüsenfeld	"...Shit. So uh, what do we do?"
Rose	kill them
Rüsenfeld	"you ever seen a dragon, Rose?" Drumun transforms into Pig mode, if he wasn't already
Rose	ive heard about them
Rüsenfeld	"I only heard stories... from people who were far away from the fight and still heard it"
H. Knight	"Charging Head On Would Be Inadvisable. I Suggest Heading Around Them. They Will Notice The Ship First."
Drumun	"IF Rose wudn't hollerin like a banshee ah'd guess they were heading fer the portal"
Rüsenfeld	"Ok well first I better bless you, and I better do it at the very last moment"
Rose	should we light the ship?
Drumun	"Ah'm certain they're after us now"
Rüsenfeld	i prepare a triggered action - the moment a foe comes into encounter range, I cast blessing - can I do that?
Drufle (GM)	I suppose so, yeah, although that won't work if it takes them more than 10 seconds to reach you.
Rüsenfeld	"huddle around me"
Drumun	can I ram them with my boat?
Rüsenfeld	blessing is 1m duration drufle
Drufle (GM)	I think you forgot the part where your carboat can barely move, let alone ram.
Rose	take off the brakes
Drumun	I thought I should ask
Rose	oh
Drufle (GM)	Yes Ruse, but preparing an action only lasts for 1 round.
Rüsenfeld	ah.. can i not just keep preparing it? :P
Drufle (GM)	Doesn't matter though, because they're almost on top of you already. Drumun focuses
Rüsenfeld	hudle round!
Drumun	and casts Oak Hide
Rüsenfeld	rose i have to be able to reach you
H. Knight	oh god why can't we just employ strategy for once
Rüsenfeld	i am i'm givin you a boon and immunity to frightened for..
H. Knight	we're gonna get fireballed man
Rüsenfeld	the duration I think
Drumun	I think i want to use Song of Courage
Drufle (GM)	You better hurry!
Rüsenfeld	it's like a bone dragon
Drumun	I cast that
Rüsenfeld	does it still fireball? won't it just spit bones at us?
Drumun	we're all immune to the Frightened Condition
Drufle (GM)	Time for combat! Good thing too, these guys are hyper-horrifying.
Drumun	and Charm and Compel but I don't think we'll find that here Will Saves?
Drufle (GM)	So, who of you is going fast? I guess you can still get the insanity, yeah. Just not the frightened.
H. Knight	can I percept on the wizard
Rüsenfeld	I should stay mostly central, y'all should move Drumun: Will Challenge Roll 6
Drufle (GM)	Sure, will saves with a bane.
Rüsenfeld	i'll go slow
Rose	slow
Drumun	well I already failed back to 1 insanity Rüsenfeld: Will Challenge Roll 13
Drumun	but I'm not frightened, thankfully H. Knight: Will Challenge Roll 3 okey-doo
Rüsenfeld	Will of Steel!
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5+d6( 4 )+5+( 4 ) = 13 Yvonne's fine. Drumun begins playing a war march on his saxophone Rose: Will Challenge Roll 0
Drumun	wasn't this a bane?
H. Knight	yeah
Drufle (GM)	Oh right, so she does actually fail. One insanity for her.
Rose	I'm good
Drumun	Rose is fine no matter what though
Rüsenfeld	"Play some slayer, Drumun" "... I don't know why I said that, please ignore me"
Drufle (GM)	So some of you are going slow, who's going fast? H. Knight: Perception Challenge Roll 9
Drufle (GM)	It's a bone man!
Drumun	I'll go slow
H. Knight	guess I don't see who the wizard is
Drufle (GM)	HK, are you going slow too?
Rüsenfeld	hey guys how about I AoE damage them with one of my high spells?
H. Knight	wait a sec!
Rüsenfeld	i'll go fast if you want me to do that
H. Knight	yes please russ
Rüsenfeld	decide now please ok doing it
H. Knight	blast 'em
Drumun	the distances are confusing yet again
Rüsenfeld	hope to go they're not fire-immune god*
Drumun	these guys are 8 tiles away I think? I can actually reach them
Rüsenfeld	should we process my spell first then? so that none of you meleers are in the blast?
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead, what radius is that?
Rüsenfeld	5 yard radius
Drumun	I could literally just kick the dragon right now
Rüsenfeld	cetre it on the dragon centre*
Drumun	but yes please nuke them
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, you can indeed hit all of them. Rüsenfeld lifts the light dagger
Rüsenfeld	'I'm gonna fuck you up." casting Fire From Heaven
Drufle (GM)	Reflex saves?
Rüsenfeld	they get to roll will challenge and take half damage if they succeed if they get incapacitated, they get erased
Drufle (GM)	Will challenge, alright.
Drumun	Will of the Dead Bone things
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4( 12 )+4 = 16 rolling d20+4 ( 12 )+4 = 16 rolling d20+4 ( 16 )+4 = 20 rolling d20+4 ( 18 )+4 = 22 rolling d20+4 ( 5 )+4 = 9 rolling d20+4 ( 7 )+4 = 11
Rüsenfeld	actually we're not technically in raelity are we? do they still get erased from the fabric of reality? :P ow, those rolls though
Drufle (GM)	Only the second-to-last one from top to bottom fails. Of the normal skeletons. rolling d20+6 ( 1 )+6 = 7
Drumun	ooooof
Drufle (GM)	Dragon hella fails.
Drumun	oooohohohoh
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7( 3 )+7 = 10
Rose	wow
Drufle (GM)	Mage boy does not.
Drumun	dragon and mage are probably the main threats in this fight
Drufle (GM)	Alright, roll your damage.
Rüsenfeld	do i roll individially for each enemy?
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
Rüsenfeld	rolling 7d6( 1 + 1 + 5 + 2 + 6 + 2 + 6 ) = 23
Drufle (GM)	Not for AoE's.
Rüsenfeld	good :P
Drumun	well
Rüsenfeld	this is about average so
Drumun	oi, I saw that bone boy move
Drufle (GM)	?
Drumun	wait yer turn
Drufle (GM)	I didn't move anyone.
H. Knight	that's just so drufle knows who's who on the will s-oh
Drumun	it moved on its own then its not in line now
Drufle (GM)	Oh, I see. I had c/p'ed them into existence. When you do that they aren't on the grid.
Drumun	aha I c
Drufle (GM)	And I dragged the group up as a whole, which kept them not on the grid.
Drumun	oh hey dead bones erased from reality
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, that one just got annihilated.
Drumun	harsh
H. Knight	poor man
Rüsenfeld	good to know 23 damage is enough
Drufle (GM)	The rest are doing mostly alright.
H. Knight	not for long
Drufle (GM)	Drumun, are you going fast now?
Drumun	"Ye want me ta kick the mage looking guy, snort"
Rüsenfeld	for the bonesi mean
H. Knight	I'll go next if I can use king's slam and move and also move far enough
Rose	the dragons mine
Rüsenfeld	whomever is attacking from near me that does most damage, lemme know so i can pray
Drumun	the ranged dudes arn't getting closer
Rose	me i cannot miss
Drumun	but that mage is gonna have spells and you KNOW how we do against those
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne's gonna go slow, I think.
H. Knight	Drufle can I move far enough to get
Drumun	I am really considering going fast and Flying Kicking
H. Knight	there
Drufle (GM)	Depends on your speed, what is it?
Rüsenfeld	i pray for rose
H. Knight	10
Drufle (GM)	Oh yeah, you're good.
Drumun	in that case I feel good to do a flying kick as well
Drufle (GM)	Do you want to charge them?
H. Knight	but I can't move and attack on fast?
Rüsenfeld	I don't remember what inspired prayer does
Drufle (GM)	Only if you charge, which gives you a bane on the roll.
H. Knight	god it's the penultimate sesh and I still haven't learned
Rüsenfeld	a boon.. and +1d6 damage from weapon attacks?
H. Knight	oh well I am chanrging
Drufle (GM)	Yes, Ruse. You can technically make a King's Slam as part of your charge too, I think.
Drumun	bone guys probably won't put up much of a fight
Drufle (GM)	With the way I worded this, at least.
Drumun	save the slam maybe? Rose is gunning for the dragon
H. Knight	oh it is three targets nevermind
Drufle (GM)	Just three people at once, yeah.
Rüsenfeld	yes please chunk the dragon in case taking out the mage isn't enough
H. Knight	pick'em off. gues *guys
Drumun	if you can knock down the guy at the top that'd help me
Drufle (GM)	Is anyone else actually going to go fast?
Drumun	I mean
Rüsenfeld	i thought rose is
Drumun	I want to Flying Kick
Drufle (GM)	Rose said slow.
Rüsenfeld	oh you cn't flying kick the mage through the bone man? is that the issue?
Drumun	that requires me to move a bit
Drufle (GM)	I'd say you probably can't do that, yeah.
Rüsenfeld	go slow then
Drufle (GM)	LoS would be better.
Rüsenfeld	we'd best disperse anyway
Drumun	I thiiiink I just barely have enough speed to run around them
Rüsenfeld	magic tends to chunk groups, as you saw
H. Knight	okay drumun I will attempt to smash that skeleton
Rüsenfeld	i'll follow rose around
H. Knight	and then you can kick the wizard right?
Drumun	also we are in a condensed group just asking to get fireballed give it a shot, HK
H. Knight	okay
Drumun	I just don't want us to be clumped together when there's a mage in play
H. Knight	"Today Is A Good Day For Someone Else To Die!"
Rüsenfeld	it must look really weird for all the characters as they do absolutely nothing and then suddenly attack with a fully formed strategy and a battlecry
Drufle (GM)	CHAAAAARGE
Drumun	talking is a free action mah boy
Drufle (GM)	To reasonable extents, yes.
Rüsenfeld	yes, so i wonder why we don't talk more :P like, say, announce our battle plans oh well i'll just assume we do and it'll make me slightly happier
Drufle (GM)	Are you punching, HK? These guys are actually smaller than you so you can swing them around if you want.
Drumun	I've been assuming we're talking its just faster to talk OOC
Rüsenfeld	mhm
H. Knight	oh ok
Drumun	hey, that'll help
Rüsenfeld	do you have to succeed a challenge roll to swing 'em?
Drufle (GM)	No, but you do have to make a grab check first.
H. Knight	I have to grab them first and then grab again next turn
Drufle (GM)	Which is just a STR check.
H. Knight	now I'll just smash this one
Rüsenfeld	right well don't forget blessing's boon
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	Smash away.
H. Knight	so 2 boons on fists -1, +1 THROW/PUNCH/KICK Attack 14 Damage 17 wah
Drufle (GM)	That's a hit, and...
H. Knight	oh good
Rüsenfeld	they're just skeletons, man lol
Drufle (GM)	He takes 12 damage.
Drumun	hrm
Drufle (GM)	Which is still enough.
Rüsenfeld	23 max hp H. Knight smashes the guy to pieces
Rüsenfeld	at most
Drufle (GM)	They actually have light armor, so -1 per die. Drumun slams his foot into the ground and leaps into the sky
Drumun	"HRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHH"
Rüsenfeld	wait so when they took half damage from the fire spell, they also took -7 on top of that? Drumun: Flying Qi Kick! Attack 26 Damage 31
Rose	wow
H. Knight	no that's phsical damage Drumun slams his foot down into the mage's skull
Rüsenfeld	ah ok
H. Knight	god you were charging that kick up
Drufle (GM)	Right, he takes 15 damage.
Drumun	oh great, armor
H. Knight	oh no! resistance!
Rüsenfeld	and holy shit your rolls today
Drufle (GM)	Yes! Resistance!
Drumun	I refocus my Qi
Drufle (GM)	Not only clockworks get it!
Rüsenfeld	to physical damage?
H. Knight	yeah
Drumun	oh wait Warrior
Rüsenfeld	what kind of creature is this?
Drumun	one moment rolling 1d6 ( 3 ) = 3
Drufle (GM)	Alright, 1 more damage.
H. Knight	if you wanna make a knowledge check go ahead
Drumun	tack on like...well that's odd actually
Rüsenfeld	is it int ?
Drumun	so its two more damage since its 34 damage total now
Drufle (GM)	Almost always INT, yes. Oh, good point.
Rüsenfeld	counts as a challenge roll, so boon from blessing?
Drumun	look at that distance though
Rüsenfeld	right?
Drufle (GM)	Yes. Rüsenfeld: Intellect Challenge Roll 6
Drumun	holy shit I love having 16 speed
Rüsenfeld	wow.
Drufle (GM)	Excellent.
H. Knight	no idea at all
Rose	nope
Drufle (GM)	He's a clockwork, like HK!
Rüsenfeld	i rolled a 1, guyss. I quit.
Drumun	I can try if you want
Drufle (GM)	How devious! Drumun: Intellect Challenge Roll 13
H. Knight	those villains
Drumun	okay I rolled to see what the hell is going on
H. Knight	you kicked him, you should know
Rüsenfeld	can you try? what kind of action is it?
Drumun	who is mage
Drufle (GM)	I'm gonna have to ask for a bane, this is a very obscure monster. Rose: Intellect Challenge Roll 0
Drufle (GM)	...
Drumun	rolling 1d6( 1 ) = 1 that was my bane
H. Knight	rose has a seizure
Drufle (GM)	Well, you still succeed. Rose very much doesn't.
Rose	nope, I'm too buys looking at the dragon
Drumun	you guys got outsmarted by DRUMUN
Rose	busy
H. Knight	as I said you got closest
Drufle (GM)	This is a being known as a Death Lord, one of the great undead kings of the Blasted Lands far to the north of the empire.
Drumun	that is true, I am next to him "Holy crap, yer a Death Lord"
Rüsenfeld	i take it those are .. not fun
Drufle (GM)	The skeletal monster clacks with delight.
H. Knight	"of the blasted lands? does that mean we've been transported?"
Drumun	"What're ye doin in the dreamscape, mate?"
Drufle (GM)	Well, it's the monster fast turn now, so let's find out what they're going to do.
Drumun	"This ain't no place fer ye"
H. Knight	imagine capitals
Drufle (GM)	The death lord uses a t-action to teleport away first.
H. Knight	oop
Drumun	the fool
Rüsenfeld	oh well that's annoying
Drumun	"Ah still see ye"
Drufle (GM)	And he points at Drumun, who immediately takes 30 damage.
Drumun	hmmm death word or somethin
Rüsenfeld	ouch, holy shit
Drufle (GM)	You stagger as you feel your heart slow down for a few seconds.
H. Knight	"SATAN pointed at PLAYER 2! PLAYER 2 died!" (noncanon)
Drumun	well I know who I'm kicking next
Drufle (GM)	The dragon's gonna take some swings at HK. Who is indeed in range.
Rüsenfeld	physical resistance though.. might want to let the rangers chunk it and kick dragon H. Knight glares at the beast
H. Knight	and also puts his shield up (not an action)
Drumun	I'm going to hope that this bone dude only had one of those
H. Knight	(just flavah)
Drumun	or at least only two
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7+3d6k1( 7 )+7+( 5 + 2 + 6 ) = 20 rolling d20+7+3d6k1 ( 2 )+7+( 3 + 2 + 2 ) = 12 rolling d20+7+3d6k1 ( 12 )+7+( 6 + 1 + 5 ) = 25
Drumun	ooof
Drufle (GM)	It's a rank 5 spell, he has very limited uses of it.
Drumun	I figured
Drufle (GM)	Hits even on a 2, yikes.
H. Knight	roll your fuckin damage mate
Drufle (GM)	rolling 8d6-8d6+2d6( 2 + 5 + 5 + 1 + 3 + 1 + 6 + 3 )-( 2 + 1 + 6 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 6 )+( 2 + 6 ) = 10 10 damage.
Rüsenfeld	lol mopp's stressed
H. Knight	he actually cannot hit me
Drumun	its armored and halved thankfully
Rüsenfeld	can you tell
H. Knight	*miss me
Drufle (GM)	Er, wait. 9 damage.
Drumun	righto
Drufle (GM)	You took 2 physical and 8 fire.
Drumun	every point makes a difference
Drufle (GM)	So the 2 is halved to 1.
Rüsenfeld	apologies, gotta brb again - if you must move my character, assume support decisions before damage ones as that's how I play
Drufle (GM)	And then the bonemen are gonna start archering.
H. Knight	"You're A Hundred Years Too Late To Defeat Me!" smacktalk the dragon
Drufle (GM)	Two will fire at Rose, since she's in the way of Ruse.
Rose	grrr
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5+d6( 9 )+5+( 6 ) = 20 rolling d20+5+d6 ( 9 )+5+( 2 ) = 16 I have no idea what Rose's DEF is.
Rose	12
Drumun	you've never attacked her before
Drufle (GM)	She doesn't get targeted often.
Drumun	this is all new
Rose	and the armour
Drufle (GM)	And medium armor, yes. rolling 4d6-4d3 ( 3 + 5 + 4 + 1 )-( 2 + 2 + 1 + 3 ) = 5 5 damage.
Rose	so i don't know
Drufle (GM)	PLINK PLINK One bolt goes to drumun... rolling d20+5+d6 ( 2 )+5+( 5 ) = 12 Nope.
Drumun	no
Drufle (GM)	And the last charges HK.
H. Knight	wait Drumun catches the bolt out of the air and snaps it in half
H. Knight	which guy hit drumun?
Drumun	"Yer wastin yer time"
Drufle (GM)	Second from the top.
H. Knight	he is in range of my lance. I'll use my t-action to retributive strike him.
Drufle (GM)	... right, yes, that. Well, go ahead!
Drumun	you have angered the holy knight
H. Knight	I still have bless, right?
Drufle (GM)	Oh yeah. For like 5 more rounds.
H. Knight	1 boon and... damage? 1d6
Drufle (GM)	No bonus damage.
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	That's prayer.
Drumun	are we all still blessed?
Drufle (GM)	Yes!
H. Knight	yes
Drufle (GM)	It lasts for 6 rounds!
Rose	ive got the prayer
Drumun	well I'll keep that in mind 2 boons?
Drufle (GM)	He has 3 total. 2 base, 1 from bless.
Drumun	I was asking for Drumun
Drufle (GM)	Oh, no. H. Knight: LANCE Attack 22 Damage 28
Drumun	bless gives two
Drufle (GM)	You just get 1 from bless.
Rose	wow
Drumun	oh only 1?
H. Knight	"Not On My Watch!"
Drumun	okay
Drufle (GM)	Does bless give two...
Drumun	look, I get a bunch of boons already its okay
Drufle (GM)	Right, so, now the top guy charges HK.
H. Knight	"What Do You Want?!"
Drumun	smack him with the crossbow
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5( 4 )+5 = 9 rolling d20+5 ( 16 )+5 = 21 Wow, barely a hit on the first one.
H. Knight	is it? I have def 10
Drufle (GM)	I thought your DEF was- ah, ok. Used to be 9.
Drumun	i-i-impossible, someone missed HK
H. Knight	that was a long time ago
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6+1-2d6( 3 + 6 )+1-( 2 + 4 ) = 4 There's 2 damage.
H. Knight	what is this
Drufle (GM)	A scimitar.
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	Right, player slow turns!
Drumun	a required weapon for all evil characters
Rüsenfeld	ok what did i miss
Rose	marking dragon
H. Knight	we just finished the monster turn russ
Drumun	HK got angry and murdered a guy
H. Knight	he shot at my friend Rose draws her bow with a meteor arrow
H. Knight	it didn't hit him but w/e
Drufle (GM)	I would ask you to roll but there's really no reason to. Rose: Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery, dirty tricks) Attack 19 Damage 22
Drufle (GM)	There's no other powers she has that requires t-actions.
Drumun	these bones are going to have a hell of a hard time hitting Drumun
H. Knight	just damage
Drumun	there is a reason! EO!
H. Knight	and that
Drufle (GM)	Oh, good point. Well, no EO.
Drumun	never forget to roll
Rose	plus meteor daddage damage
Drufle (GM)	Also a miss normally, but Sharpshooter.
Drumun	woah
Rose	yep
Drumun	he's got that armor boys
Drufle (GM)	Dragon takes 11 damage because he hates silly weapons.
H. Knight	hehehe
Rose	and the magic arrow
Drufle (GM)	Meteor damage...
Rose	yes i cannor remember it
Drufle (GM)	2d6+2. He still gets the AGI save...
Drumun	imagine if we got some rank 5 arrow spells
Rose	rolling 2d6+2( 1 + 2 )+2 = 5
Drumun	that would be nuts
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 20 )+3 = 23
Rose	plus i was pryed on
Drumun	well he saved
Drufle (GM)	He takes 2 fire damage.
Rüsenfeld	last round not this round
Rose	rolling 1d6( 3 ) = 3
Drufle (GM)	What's the extra die for?
H. Knight	don't thhe meteors have splash?
Rüsenfeld	i didn't actually say i prayed ffor you this round, which is a mistake on my part
Rose	i way prayed on before the slow round
Rüsenfeld	oh ohhhh
Drumun	they have a 1 yard radius splash
H. Knight	so that should hit
Rüsenfeld	i thought e finised a round, my bad yeah prayer ok
H. Knight	tis guy
Drumun	yeah that bone dude is about to burn
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, so it would hit that guy... rolling d20+5 ( 18 )+5 = 23 He's good. Also 2 damage.
Rose	grrrrr
H. Knight	he's got a brain
Drufle (GM)	Now Yvonne's turn.
H. Knight	yvonne of the yukonne
Drufle (GM)	Definitely in range...
H. Knight	yvonne is always fun because I have no idea what she can do at any given time
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 19 )+3 = 22 rolling d20+3 ( 6 )+3 = 9 rolling d20+7 ( 20 )+7 = 27
Drumun	psychic and magic. That's all we know well then
Drufle (GM)	Alright, lower boneguard saves.
Drumun	I don't know what happened, but it seems good
Drufle (GM)	rolling 5d6( 2 + 1 + 6 + 1 + 3 ) = 13 Rats.
Drumun	aw...
H. Knight	:(
Drufle (GM)	Lower bone guard gets blasted away by a burst of telekinetic force, top skeleton and dragon take 6 damage.
Yvonne Lariel	"Don't worry! I have a lot more of those!"
H. Knight	and the middle guy?
Drufle (GM)	He's the top guy I meant.
H. Knight	oh olkay
Drufle (GM)	Can't quite hit the top guy without hitting Drumun too.
Rüsenfeld	he's at the top o the midleman game
Drufle (GM)	It's a pretty large radius.
Drumun	I'll be sure to move
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, top of the round, 5 more rounds of bless!
Drumun	rolling 1d6( 6 ) = 6 delicious
Drufle (GM)	Who all's going fast?
H. Knight	nice!
Drumun	KICK
Rüsenfeld	you guys ok for me to go avatar?
Rose	fast
Drumun	KICK THE MAGE
Rüsenfeld	so i can prepare for MAJOR CHUNK DAMAGE Rose: Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery, dirty tricks) Attack 14 Damage 22
Rüsenfeld	that will get reduced but whateve
Drumun	this isn't the final boss, how often can you Avatar?
H. Knight	rose with the shots
Rose	and that's a hit
Rüsenfeld	prayer for ose rose* for the 1d6 damage
Rose	rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4 pus meteor
H. Knight	disgusting
Drumun	I think you broke Drufle
Rose	rolling 2d6+2( 6 + 3 )+2 = 11
Rüsenfeld	ahahahahaha pus meteor yeah i thought the same mopp
Drufle (GM)	I'm looking up the massive pile of things I can do with the death lord.
Drumun	I'm not going to stop kicking him
H. Knight	reanimate everybody?
Drumun	I don't really have a choice if he can teleport
Drufle (GM)	This is on the dragon, right?
Rüsenfeld	oh god please no
Rose	26 normal damage
H. Knight	probably reanimate everybody
Rüsenfeld	well the death lord is the one i'm gonna try to chunk.. hopefully we don't die before then
Rose	and 11 from the rock
Drufle (GM)	Time for AGI saves...
Rose	and the skelle gets it too
Drumun	ummm
H. Knight	heck he's a death lord he can probably reanimate himself
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5( 16 )+5 = 21 rolling d20+3 ( 13 )+3 = 16 They're good. 5 each.
Rüsenfeld	it doesn't work that way, game's gotta have some semblance of balance.. right?..
Drumun	do you have to beat 10 or is it based on Thicket's Will score?
Drufle (GM)	It's always a 10. Never different.
Drumun	alright
H. Knight	I thought you picked this cuz it appeared to be enemy-loaded
Drumun	also this game has many monsters we are not meant to beat, period a self-reanimating death lord would not be a surprise
H. Knight	you know I thought that but
Drufle (GM)	So that's Rose gone, who else wants to go fast?
Drumun	KICK
Drufle (GM)	(also I was gonna move Yvonne last round, one sec)
Rüsenfeld	rubbish, everything can be beaten with a large enough party
H. Knight	oh I'll grab the boneman Drumun glares at the death lord as he teleports and leaps into the air once more
Drufle (GM)	Make a STR check with 2 boons, HK. H. Knight: Strength Challenge Roll 9
Drumun	oh, you do that first
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
H. Knight	i don't grab the boneman..
Rüsenfeld	good grief
Drumun	I'll land afterwards
H. Knight	welp
Drufle (GM)	He is very not grabbed. To be fair, you rolled a 2.
Rüsenfeld	i told you guys not to waste our luck in thebeginning :P
Rose	the arm comes off Drumun: Flying Qi Kick! Attack 14 Damage 23
H. Knight	nop
Rüsenfeld	good thing there's no crit fails
Drumun	crap
Rüsenfeld	one of my leaast favourite mechanics ever in any game
Drufle (GM)	Definitely a miss.
Rose	i love it Drumun slams into the ground next to the death lord
Drufle (GM)	Ruse, are you going fast?
Rüsenfeld	i'm still waiting on an answer on that
Drumun	"Ye saw how far ah kin move, ye ain't gettin away with fancy tricks"
Rüsenfeld	but since ya all went
H. Knight	avatar away
Rüsenfeld	i guess i should just go avatar so yes fast and i cast avatar
Drufle (GM)	The death lord probably just kinda waves his hand as you leap towards him and deflects you a bit with a force shield. He's still just cackling.
Drumun	"Kin ye talk?" "Or better yet, kin ye even understand Common?"
Rüsenfeld	btw i imagie the death lord as the Lich King from adveture time
Drufle (GM)	He actually can, but I don't think you understand him.
Rüsenfeld	it's so good that way
Drufle (GM)	... oh, whoops.
H. Knight	yeah he is deffo that
Drumun	what language is he using
Drufle (GM)	I should probably use this ability of his. It's High Archaic.
Drumun	ah also what abiility
Rüsenfeld	I can understand that
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d3+1 ( 2 )+1 = 3
Drumun	and would that have effected me before?
Drufle (GM)	Oh, nothing.
Rose	me too
Drufle (GM)	It would not, no.
Rüsenfeld	oh i can read ad write it not speak it
Drufle (GM)	Don't worry, it'll be hilarious.
Rüsenfeld	wait no i can speak it
Rose	i can, I'm fluent
Rüsenfeld	i can speak and read it, -maybe- not write
Drumun	he really can reanimate shit
H. Knight	I can take a frugging guess, Druf
Drufle (GM)	You probably can't, actually. Alright, monster turns!
Rüsenfeld	speak for us, death lord!
Drufle (GM)	I'll gave the babby skeleton go first. rolling d20+5 ( 2 )+5 = 7 rolling d20+5 ( 10 )+5 = 15
H. Knight	no
Drufle (GM)	Another miss, huh.
Rose	wow
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6+1-2d6( 3 + 4 )+1-( 1 + 3 ) = 4 2 damage. Dragon's gonna full attack HK...
Rüsenfeld	well the skeleton army was luckily cannon fodder eh
Drumun	oh btw I refocused Qi
H. Knight	can he hit the man too
Rüsenfeld	question is, when it dies, are we all gonna get fucked by some other thing that triggers
Drumun	I mean that should always be the assumtion but I don't want you to lawyer me later
Drufle (GM)	He might, maybe.
H. Knight	oh yeah fo sho
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7+3d6k1( 14 )+7+( 4 + 6 + 1 ) = 27 rolling d20+7+3d6k1 ( 11 )+7+( 3 + 2 + 5 ) = 23 rolling d20+7+3d6k1 ( 18 )+7+( 3 + 1 + 2 ) = 28 Three hits.
Drumun	dargon?
Drufle (GM)	rolling 8d6-8d6+2d6( 3 + 6 + 2 + 5 + 5 + 4 + 6 + 5 )-( 6 + 1 + 2 + 6 + 5 + 2 + 6 + 4 )+( 5 + 2 ) = 11
Rose	this is just the welcoming party
Drumun	does that also hit the skeleton?
Drufle (GM)	9 damage again. If he had somehow missed, I would hit the skeleton.
Rüsenfeld	why 8d6 minus 8d6?
Drufle (GM)	Because 8d6 of that is physical damage.
H. Knight	my armor
Drumun	what is he using then that it doesn't hit the skeleton?
Rose	hks armour
Drufle (GM)	And thus resisted by his armor.
Rüsenfeld	ah
Drufle (GM)	Claw/claw/bite.
Rüsenfeld	not complaining mind, just curious
Drumun	oh
H. Knight	surely the fire breath should hit the skeleton anyway isn't it a cone?
Drufle (GM)	It's not even fire breath.
H. Knight	oh!
Drufle (GM)	His bite just does fire damage.
H. Knight	ok no lungs I guess
Drufle (GM)	Right, death lord turn! First, gonna teleport away.
Drumun	alright, more heartstopping madness
Rüsenfeld	he doesn't even deign us worthy to speak to? :( wonder how much hp he has
H. Knight	he's just laughing
Drumun	a lot probably
H. Knight	hes a happy man as a caster he'll deffo have less than the dragon
Drufle (GM)	First off, he points over in Ruse/Rose's direction.
Rüsenfeld	uh oh
Rose	fuck
Rüsenfeld	fireball?
H. Knight	oh noooo
Drumun	I told you guys to spread out
Rüsenfeld	I said I was gonna follow rose around, for prayer - besides i'm avatar
Drumun	welp
Rüsenfeld	i take half damage from absolutely everything
H. Knight	the green box of containment
Drufle (GM)	A massive cloud of sickly green fog erupts from the ground.
Drumun	that's not a good thing to see
Drufle (GM)	Both of you need to make a STR check with a bane.
Rüsenfeld	oh go god* why my worst stat Strength Challenge Roll 6 well shit oh wait boons Rose: Strength Challenge Roll 0
Rüsenfeld	+2d6k1
Drufle (GM)	Alright, you both only take...
Rüsenfeld	rolling 2d6k1( 4 + 2 ) = 4
Drumun	If youu got a boon
Drufle (GM)	rolling 3d6( 3 + 5 + 4 ) = 12 6 damage. Now the death lord turns to Yvonne.
Drumun	then you just cancel out the bane woah, m-m-m-multi action?
H. Knight	no! Double Action bad!
Drumun	how though?
Drufle (GM)	I kinda forgot that he gets d3+1 actions every round.
Drumun	did you roll that?
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	Yep. He gets 3 this round.
Drumun	okay
H. Knight	priority fugging target
Drumun	I keep trying to kick him
Drufle (GM)	Also technically he can take them whenever he wants, including before you guys.
Rüsenfeld	wow harsh
H. Knight	this is not the final battle, but may as well be
Drufle (GM)	Black tendrils blast up from the sand, grasping up at Yvonne. She makes a STR save... rolling d20+d6 ( 15 )+( 2 ) = 17 She's good, so...
Drumun	nice
Drufle (GM)	rolling 5d6( 3 + 5 + 3 + 5 + 4 ) = 20 10 damage.
H. Knight	no fisherman's wife dreams for her
Drufle (GM)	And then HK, what's your STR?
H. Knight	14
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7( 12 )+7 = 19
Drumun	yeesh
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6+3( 6 + 3 )+3 = 12 You take 12 damage.
H. Knight	from what?
Drufle (GM)	As pain suddenly wracks through your body.
H. Knight	oh pain
Drufle (GM)	And NOW the death lord is done.
Rüsenfeld	this goddamn mage
Drufle (GM)	rolling d3+!( 1 ) = 1 H. Knight cries in agony from the agony beam
Drufle (GM)	Oops. 2 actions next round. By the way,that fog lasts for a long time.
Rüsenfeld	yes I intend to move
Drufle (GM)	I would get out if possible. Top of the round!
Drumun	rolling 1d6( 1 ) = 1 oh dear KICK
Rüsenfeld	"We should get out of here, rose, and then get that mage guy thing"
Rose	5 yard step
Drufle (GM)	And before anyone acts...
Drumun	SIGH
Rose	.....
Drufle (GM)	Do you hear those?
Rüsenfeld	yes, barely
Rose	nope
H. Knight	no
Rüsenfeld	rumbling
Drumun	no
H. Knight	ok now I do
Drufle (GM)	I recommend everyone zoom out a wee bit. As something crests a nearby dune.
H. Knight	huh.
Rose	fuck
Rüsenfeld	UH HOLY WHAT THE FUCK NO??
Drumun	I'm SO FUCKING GLAD I got Killing Palm
Drufle (GM)	And if you look very, very closely...
H. Knight	theres no pressure points on a skeleman
Drufle (GM)	There's a giggling little girl sitting on its shoulder.
Drumun	how tall is the bone man?
Drufle (GM)	Well, he's size 20. So take that as you will.
Rüsenfeld	20 times me
Rose	can i 5 yard now
Drumun	over 20 yards tall then
H. Knight	"There You Are!!!"
Drumun	shit
Drufle (GM)	Yes, now you can take your fast turns.
Drumun	KICK
Drufle (GM)	Now it's the final boss!
Rüsenfeld	I was wondering why the fight feels kinda easy Drumun: Flying Qi Kick! Attack 16 Damage 32
H. Knight	is that golurk art
Drumun	We really need to get these guys out of the way
Drufle (GM)	The Roy pog? It is, yes.
H. Knight	cool
Drufle (GM)	Miss on the death lord, by the way.
Rüsenfeld	shit that 's really cool
Drumun	I am fucking done
Drufle (GM)	I'll go ahead and tell you, his def is 20.
Rüsenfeld	i take slow
Drufle (GM)	Rose, are you shooting?
Drumun	how the heck did you get up there rose? Rose: Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery, dirty tricks) Attack 21 Damage 19
Drufle (GM)	EO!
Rose	yes Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery) Attack 23 Damage 16
Drufle (GM)	Although it occurs to me... Well, nevermind. I was going to say, EO shots won't automatically hit. Because you only get one t-action per round. But that hits anyway.
Rose	rolling 2d6+2( 2 + 6 )+2 = 10
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 14 )+3 = 17
Drumun	double meteor?
Rose	rolling 2d6+2( 3 + 5 )+2 = 10
Drufle (GM)	5 damage to him. Oh geez, I guess so. rolling d20+3 ( 6 )+3 = 9
Drumun	oh dear
Rüsenfeld	what are you shooting at again?
Rose	yes
Drufle (GM)	The skeledragon is not looking great, guys.
Rüsenfeld	oh
Drufle (GM)	HK, Ruse? You going fast?
Rüsenfeld	slow
H. Knight	there's no AoOs in this game are there?
Drumun	there are
H. Knight	damn
Drumun	but I think only for leaving a threatened area
Drufle (GM)	Just pick him up and throw him at the dragon! Or charge him, whatever.
H. Knight	I don't want to waste my turn by failing!
Rüsenfeld	you can do that either way might as well prevent AoO if you succeed
Rose	kick him into the dragon
Rüsenfeld	what else are you gonna do, charge the def 20 mage?
Drufle (GM)	I think I'll give you the grab for free.
Drumun	the dragon is probably def 20 or 21
Drufle (GM)	For cinematic purposes.
H. Knight	you're too kind H. Knight hoists the boneguard
Rüsenfeld	so our attack rolls really have to hit upwards of 20?
H. Knight	now what roll to throw at the man? yes
Rüsenfeld	that's disgusting
H. Knight	at the dragon I mean
Drufle (GM)	Just a STR roll with your normal boons. So 3 total.
H. Knight	ok
Rüsenfeld	btw since i could technically also reach myself blessing applies to me too, correcct?
Drufle (GM)	Yep. H. Knight: Strength Challenge Roll 24 better.
Drufle (GM)	Hit! Roll damage, +2d6. 1d6 for crit and 1d6 for my enemy, my weapon.
H. Knight	melee damage? ok
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
H. Knight	rolling 7d6+3( 1 + 3 + 5 + 6 + 2 + 6 + 6 )+3 = 32
Drumun	hohohooo
Drufle (GM)	Hoo boy.
Rose	ouch H. Knight makes a fastball special
Drufle (GM)	That also hella kills the tiny skeleton. The pitched skeleball nearly takes off one of the dragon's wings.
Rüsenfeld	Dragon chew his last bone? not yet? ok
H. Knight	nice
Rose	are you kill stealing hk?
Drufle (GM)	He is doing VERY not well.
H. Knight	no I am being pragmatic
Drumun	hm?
Rose	lol
Rüsenfeld	more like dramatic with that damage
Drufle (GM)	Alright, Yvonne's gonna go. Because I forgot I can have her take both turns! Rüsenfeld gets his poms poms out
Rüsenfeld	go go yvonne!
Rose	so hk threw a dragonball
Drumun	woah right, psychic
Rüsenfeld	lmao rose is it a foul ball ?
H. Knight	that's when I pick up and toss the dragon, Rose :P
Drufle (GM)	She can divide her mind with psychic force to give her both fast/slow turns.
Rüsenfeld	a foul dragonball
Drufle (GM)	Right, so, she's going to get closer to Drumun.
Rüsenfeld	"Drumun, i've noticed you have really beautiul eyes.."
Drufle (GM)	For her fast turn.
Rüsenfeld	-Yvonne gets closer to Drumun
Drufle (GM)	Anyone else going fast? I think that's it. Ruse is slow, yes?
Rüsenfeld	correct
Drumun	I kick, Ruse is slow Yvonne is All Things
Rüsenfeld	Yvonne is love, Yvonne is life?
Drufle (GM)	Monster fast turn!
H. Knight	hope so
Drumun	hoo boy
Rüsenfeld	ya'll ready to die horrible deaths?
Drumun	I think I can live maybe
Rüsenfeld	i can res ONCE, just remmeber that
Drumun	depends what mr Bones does
Drufle (GM)	Dragon's getting sick of robo-man, so he's gonna breathe a cloud of green flames.
Rüsenfeld	i can, and i can only do it once
H. Knight	finally
Drumun	one res
Drufle (GM)	Make an AGI roll with 2 banes.
H. Knight	u um
Drufle (GM)	Er, 1 bane.
Drumun	we got a single 1-up mushroom, we can't waste it
Rüsenfeld	yes and it's a process that takes me time lots of time
Drufle (GM)	Because bless.
H. Knight	would that realistically matter?
Rüsenfeld	like an hour i think
Drumun	we do not have that kind of time
Drufle (GM)	You can technically dodge some of the damage. I would at least try.
H. Knight	ok
Rüsenfeld	meaning I can't res during the fight most likely
Rose	we have a phoenix down H. Knight: Agility Challenge Roll 0
Drufle (GM)	Whelp.
Drumun	ohhhh
Drufle (GM)	That's not good.
H. Knight	just kill me already
Rüsenfeld	oh no..
Drufle (GM)	I hate how it makes it green for max banes.
Drumun	for a metal machine, HK doesn't really bad with fire
Drufle (GM)	Well, what's your hp at right now?
H. Knight	36/78
Drufle (GM)	rolling 4d6+5( 2 + 2 + 4 + 6 )+5 = 19
Drumun	ooof ooooooooof
Drufle (GM)	You take 19 damage and catch fire.
Rose	ouch
H. Knight	hm
Drufle (GM)	Also, you're unconscious.
Rüsenfeld	good lord
H. Knight	HM
Rüsenfeld	oh good grief
Drumun	wut crap
Drufle (GM)	Because you rolled a 0, remember?
Rose	green fire
Drufle (GM)	You turn off.
Drumun	sigh
Rüsenfeld	uhh... ok well
H. Knight	but I have 10 agility Drumun cracks knuckles
H. Knight	it should be impoissible to roll 0?
Rüsenfeld	i can reach him with my speed right
H. Knight	oh wait max banes vs 6
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Rüsenfeld	bane yes
H. Knight	nevermine
Rüsenfeld	ufortunately for you
Drumun	looks like its gonna be a long night
Drufle (GM)	Death lord's turn.
Rüsenfeld	but i hve to do damage first
Drufle (GM)	First he's going to poke Yvonne.
Rüsenfeld	gah what do we do
H. Knight	HEAL ME JEEXUS
Drumun	keeping HK alive is probably a good idea
Rüsenfeld	i guess I have to
Drumun	ditto what HK said
Rose	save hk ive got the dragon
Drumun	but the skelebob is goin first so we wait
Rose	I'm changing my arrow to fireball
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5+d6( 3 )+5+( 1 ) = 9 That misses very hard.
Drumun	I am okay with that
H. Knight	oh hang on
Drufle (GM)	Now for a quick teleport... And a spell.
Drumun	is that as far as he can go?
Drufle (GM)	It's 5 tiles.
Drumun	I c
Drufle (GM)	I'm not going the max range every time.
H. Knight	Drufle dear
Drufle (GM)	He has SO ANY SPELLS MANY
H. Knight	can I be really cheeky
Drufle (GM)	?
Drumun	you chose him
H. Knight	I forgot I have the gyroscopic stabilizer which gives an agility boon
Drumun	you brought these spells upon yourself
Drufle (GM)	Ah.
Drumun	oh
Rose	yay
Drumun	HK didn't roll a 0 then
Drufle (GM)	You still fail, but you don't turn off.
H. Knight	good
Drufle (GM)	Fair enough!
Rose	phew
Drumun	maaaan
H. Knight	"OW OW OW"
Drumun	that's good still on fire though
Rüsenfeld	i should still run over and total heal yes?
Drufle (GM)	He's gonna point at Yvonne... rolling d20+6 ( 4 )+6 = 10
Rüsenfeld	does being on fire count as damage I can heal?
Drufle (GM)	NNNNope.
Rose	HKs hot stuff, shame hes metal
Drufle (GM)	Whelp.
Drumun	Yvonne is too much for him
H. Knight	don worry I got dis fire solved
Drufle (GM)	...
Rüsenfeld	hurl yourself at the magic man? :P
Drufle (GM)	You have the firefighting kit, don't you.
H. Knight	yep
Rüsenfeld	wait really? nice
Drumun	wooo
H. Knight	knew it would come in handy one day!
Drufle (GM)	It's a legitimate clockwork upgrade that puts out fires. Well then, player slow turns!
Drumun	I am amazed
Rüsenfeld	ok!
Drufle (GM)	Giant and Roy are also going slow.
Rüsenfeld	I move here.
Drumun	Yvonne and Russ go go go H. Knight sprays CO2 foam everywhere
Rüsenfeld	and cast total heal on mr robo.
H. Knight	"Thank You"
Rüsenfeld	wait can i change location to behind him here
Drumun	probably wise
Rüsenfeld	i'd rather have SOME buffer in front of me
Yvonne Lariel	"Drumun, you need some help dealing with the lich guy?"
Drumun	"Yes, he seems to deflect my attacks"
Yvonne Lariel	"Right, lemme try something..." Drufle (GM) places a hand on Drumun's arm.
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6( 4 ) = 4
Rüsenfeld	WOW touched by god
Drumun	thanks GM
Rüsenfeld	or the GM
Drufle (GM)	For the next hour, you have +4 STR.
Rüsenfeld	or whatever ahahahaha
Drumun	woah
Rose	wow
Yvonne Lariel	"Don't waste it, that's one of my good spells!"
Drumun	"Yeaaaaah, I'll make good use of this"
Drufle (GM)	She's then going to move back a bit.
Drumun	"Thanks...fer everythin"
Rüsenfeld	her good spell is calling down teh GM i'm just imagining like this giant fuckign hant resting tenderly on drumun's sholuder
Drufle (GM)	But really though, that's a rank 5 spell, make good use of it.
Rüsenfeld	shoulder*
Drumun	that is definitely what happened it lasts an hour its not going to run out before we're done
H. Knight	a green baize descends from heaven
Rüsenfeld	hahahha
Drufle (GM)	Monster slow turns!
H. Knight	did I move
Rüsenfeld	i like that essnetially to you Drufle's gravatar looks like a doily
Drumun	I have no idea what his range is
Drufle (GM)	His melee range is everyone but Rose.
Rose	alot
Drufle (GM)	And you didn't, HK.
Drumun	that reach is absurd
Rose	its huge
Drufle (GM)	Reach=size!
H. Knight	yeah the fire extinguisher is a t-action
Drumun	I know but holy crap
H. Knight	so I'll act!
Drufle (GM)	Didn't you go already?
Drumun	you threw a dude, right?
Drufle (GM)	I thought your turn was fastballing the skeleton.
Rüsenfeld	^
H. Knight	oh that was ffast _nevermind_
Rüsenfeld	yep, sorry man
H. Knight	long turns
Drumun	right so, Rose you probably need to snipe Roy
Drufle (GM)	Alright, bringing a fist down on Drumun and Yvonne!
Rose	are we top again?
Rüsenfeld	my god
Drumun	the turn is not over yet
Rüsenfeld	that's so crazy though is his reach really 20 yards?
Rose	ill have to go slow to get roy
Rüsenfeld	please miss and hit the dragon that'd be great
Drumun	maybe that reach is from the center of the bones and not from its edge
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+10+3d6k1( 6 )+10+( 6 + 5 + 6 ) = 22
Drumun	because I cannot figure out how it would reach that far
Drufle (GM)	That is...
Rose	please take out the dragon
Drufle (GM)	That is actually a miss on Yvonne.
H. Knight	nice
Drumun	Sigh
Rüsenfeld	what the hell is up with that woman?
H. Knight	slow-ass colossus
Drumun	despite everything, that's a hit on me
Rüsenfeld	she's crazy tough
Rose	wow
Drufle (GM)	She gets rank+1 def whenever she casts a telekinesis spell for a minute. She cast a rank 5, so she has +6 def right now.
Rüsenfeld	that's amazing
Drufle (GM)	On top of the other stuff she usually has. Her def is... 23 right now. So just a miss.
Drumun	mine is only 21 er...actually wait that bumped up to 22 now still a hit
Drufle (GM)	Still, yeah. No armor, right?
Drumun	you know it
H. Knight	first death
Drufle (GM)	rolling 8d6+5( 4 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 3 + 5 + 5 + 6 )+5 = 35 35 damage.
Rüsenfeld	yea... omg
Drumun	owwwww....
Rüsenfeld	do you just barely survive?
Drufle (GM)	Also, make a STR save with 3 banes.
Rüsenfeld	or can I not count? Drumun: Strength Challenge Roll 6
Drufle (GM)	(remember your +4 to str)
Drumun	yeah....
Drufle (GM)	Alright, you're prone now.
Drumun	fuck
Rüsenfeld	ah jeez
Drumun	I'm at 57 damage
Yvonne Lariel	"Alright, big guns time!"
Rose	thwack
H. Knight	out of?
Rüsenfeld	out of.. 75?
Drumun	yeah
H. Knight	nasty
Drufle (GM)	Roy is just gonna giggle furiously.
Rüsenfeld	jeeeeez
Drufle (GM)	She knows she doesn't need to do anything.
H. Knight	russ do you have more total healings up that sleeve
Rüsenfeld	nope just one
Drufle (GM)	Top of the round!
Rüsenfeld	but I can vit. burst the problem is while i'm healing
Drumun	what is standing up?
H. Knight	I swear if I have to _climb_ this asshole
Rose	someone else kill the dragon. I'm shooting roy on a slow turn
Rüsenfeld	i'm not doing that chunk damage from smite
Drufle (GM)	Move action, Drumun.
Drumun	and what does Prone do
Drufle (GM)	No AoO's in this land. It's a penalty to your melee attacks and a bonus to enemy melee attacks.
Rüsenfeld	so you guys want me to try to get in there and heal drumun?
Drumun	hrm
Rüsenfeld	because I have to actually move in there
H. Knight	not right now
Drumun	rolling 1d6( 6 ) = 6 first of all regen
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne's gonna go fast and try and help out here.
Rüsenfeld	drumun you need to retreat then like legit you just have to run
Drumun	I cannot I am Prone I'd have to go slow
Rüsenfeld	fuck
H. Knight	he's squished
Drumun	I could use my action to heal again
Rüsenfeld	then go slow, maybe you can make it
Yvonne Lariel	"Right, more spells! C'mere, pal."
Drumun	I have a few sources of healing Yvonne Lariel leans down and quickly pokes Drumun.
Rose	ooooh kinky
Rüsenfeld	hahaha
Drufle (GM)	For the next 6 rounds, you heal half your rate every round.
Drumun	okaaaaay do I get any of that now?
Rose	Yvonne has other secrets
Rüsenfeld	ca you hunker down?
Drufle (GM)	Has to be end of the round, so no.
Rüsenfeld	do you have any fortifying actions or sells?
Drumun	hrm
Rüsenfeld	spells
Drumun	I really REALLY should heal myself wait can these guys see invisibility?
Drufle (GM)	The death lord and Roy probably can.
Drumun	yeah no
H. Knight	you should heal because
Drumun	I can only heal myself and Hope
Drufle (GM)	Nevermind, death lord cannot. Roy can though.
Drumun	okay
H. Knight	the colossus _might_ miss you anyway
Drumun	it has to roll worse than a 6
H. Knight	oh lotsa boons huh
Drumun	I'll cast Close Wounds on myself
Rüsenfeld	i'm gonna go slow because I can't do anything else otherwise
Rose	ok guys, i need a huddle. kill dragon fast, or slow to shoot roy and colossus
H. Knight	`unsquish self``
Rüsenfeld	no wait
Drufle (GM)	The giant has a 69.79% chance of hitting Drumun's 22 def.
Rüsenfeld	i can go fast an star chunking start* i have crossbow too so i can hit any of our foes
Drumun	I'm down to...33 damage now
Rüsenfeld	should i aim for the mage?
Rose	ANYONE????
Drufle (GM)	Aw damn, sorry, I gotta fix this.
Drumun	all of these monsters need to die for this to work
Drufle (GM)	The giant isn't supposed to have any boons on his hits.
Drumun	oh ummm
Drufle (GM)	Still a +10 though.
Drumun	well this is going to be a retroactive nonsense
Drufle (GM)	We'll leave it for now. I shall remember this in the future.
Drumun	what did he roll?
Rose	KNOCK CNOCK TEAM
Drufle (GM)	I'd have to check the log to do that, it's too far up now.
Drumun	yikes
Drufle (GM)	Right, so!
Drumun	he rolled a 6 btw
Drufle (GM)	Rose!
Drumun	I remember
H. Knight	Rose, we hear you, and I can't fucking decide because I am convinced the death loird or rose will proc a res if we kill the dragon *roy
Rose	ok
Drumun	we are in a bad situation, all things considered we're not DEAD though so
Rüsenfeld	we alraedy have damaged foes and we need to rid ourselves of them ffirst focus fire is key
H. Knight	ok get the dragon it's on its last legs
Rose	ok, ill carry on as before
Drumun	Rose should kill the dragon, as she cannot miss
Drufle (GM)	Would it help if I told you that, for some stupid reason, the death lord doesn't actually have the Animate Dead spell?
Rüsenfeld	i'll chunk the daeth lord on my turn
H. Knight	yes it would
Drumun	the lich probably has enough health to live an arrow also thank you druf
Drufle (GM)	Roy of course does, but it's a touch spell anyway.
Drumun	you might have just saved us
Rose	not the fireball
Drumun	she's too high up
Rüsenfeld	no probably not the fireball can you pick at will or is it an action to change them?
Rose	extra 3d6 damage instead of two
Drufle (GM)	Alright, time to hella work in the player's favor. The dragon is basically dead, any of you could one-shot it.
Drumun	eh?
Rüsenfeld	and remember that I can't pray for you this turn
Drufle (GM)	The death lord has hardly been touched.
Rose	pick it at will. they are all in my quiver
Rüsenfeld	short range action
Drumun	that's why I suggested Rose shoot the dragon she can't miss so she'll kill it while the rest of us have to deal with 20+ def
Drufle (GM)	For the most part, I think I'm going to leave Yvonne to support magic.
Rüsenfeld	yeah pleaase do kill the dragon just so we can deal with the mage and the giant next
Rose	no probs
H. Knight	use those miraculous arrows to disintegrate these heavy bones
Drufle (GM)	Fire at will! Rose: Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery, dirty tricks) Attack 17 Damage 23 hit
Drufle (GM)	Also I'm a bit disappointed, Yvonne has a lot of cool Enchantment spells she can't use here.
Rose	rolling 3d6( 5 + 2 + 5 ) = 12
Drufle (GM)	Yep, that'd do it.
Rose	and that's the fireball
Drufle (GM)	Even on a passed save.
Drumun	right then
Drufle (GM)	The dracolich thing roars once more, and then collapses. Rose does a little victory dance
Rüsenfeld	you guys hae some estimate on death lord's capacity for hurt right now? he used his rank 5s right?
H. Knight	he used one
Drumun	he definitely used at least one of them
Rose	painful hurt
Rüsenfeld	what about the pain one?
Drumun	to just deal 30 flat damage
Drufle (GM)	Injure? That's like, rank 2.
Drumun	death magic is scary
Rüsenfeld	ah
Drufle (GM)	And yes, that was indeed his only Stop Heart.
Rüsenfeld	yes i know, i was looking forward to maybe using it before russ up and sruvived all of everything
Drufle (GM)	:P
Rüsenfeld	his dad's a death priest
Drufle (GM)	So is anyone else going to go fast? HK/Drumun/Ruse?
Rüsenfeld	i guess i might as well
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d3+1 ( 1 )+1 = 2
Rüsenfeld	and i will pray for myself lemme picka spell to expend
H. Knight	yes
Drumun	I went fast to heal I'm still on the ground
Drufle (GM)	Are you going to crossbow the lich? Gotcha, Drumun. You have some healing scrolls?
Drumun	yes
Drufle (GM)	Good.
Rüsenfeld	going to crossbow the lich, using divine smite and expending wrath of god
Drufle (GM)	Fire away!
Rüsenfeld	prayer gives +1 boon, avatar +1, and blssin +1 any banes?
Drumun	I've got one more Close Wounds and 10 Minor Healing
Drufle (GM)	None, no. Rüsenfeld: Agility Challenge Roll 14
Drumun	also two Catch My Breaths
Rüsenfeld	fuck me are you serious
Drufle (GM)	Nope, sorry. That 7 hurts a fair bit.
Drumun	20 def is just too much
Rüsenfeld	that is absolutely awful
Drufle (GM)	At least you don't expend the spell!
Rüsenfeld	yeah at least that lol but i don't do anythign else useful
Drufle (GM)	HK? You gonna do something?
H. Knight	can we lower his def in any way?
Drufle (GM)	I don't believe so, no.
H. Knight	damn then
Drufle (GM)	You can just target things that aren't his def.
Rose	me i ignore it
Drufle (GM)	This is true.
Drumun	I have no damaging spells I'll brb for a sec
Drufle (GM)	Are you going to charge the giant/lich/something?
H. Knight	lich charge punch so +2 boons
Drufle (GM)	Bless! +3! Still have 4 more rounds of that.
H. Knight	_2 surely
Drufle (GM)	Oh, right. Charging.
H. Knight	-1 for charge
Drufle (GM)	You are correct. Take a lance swing.
H. Knight	also I put myself heere to defend druun or yvonne
Drufle (GM)	Wise. H. Knight: THROW/PUNCH/KICK Attack 26 Damage 19
Rüsenfeld	may i try an int challenge again
H. Knight	thart's better
Rüsenfeld	want to know if silver bolts do anythign to the lich
Drufle (GM)	One more d6.
H. Knight	rolling 1d6( 6 ) = 6
Rose	nice
Drufle (GM)	Silver are lycanthropes and ghosts only.
Rüsenfeld	ah not undead? hmmph. H. Knight clotheslines the deadlord
Drufle (GM)	Uh oh, I think the music broke.
Rüsenfeld	it's still going for me H. Knight also shattered the gramphone on the deadlord's person
Rose	is the big guy affected my difficult terrain?
Drumun	okay I'm back
H. Knight	25 total damage to the bastard
Drufle (GM)	One sec to reload, then. Also he has resilience, remember. Half physical damage.
H. Knight	yeah that was for your benefit so 12?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
(From Rose)	does the big thing get affected by difficult terrain?
Drufle (GM)	So that's all the player fast turns, now monster fast turns.
Rüsenfeld	meanwhile, in giant bones land..
(To Samantha Rose H.)	He very much does not, unless it is similarly gigantic.
Drumun	okay bonedaddy, what're gonna hit us with THIS time? more death? its always death
Drufle (GM)	Gosh, I have so many spells...
(From Rose)	thickets arrow?
Drumun	does he have anything that isn't in the school of death?
(From Rose)	overgrowth
Drufle (GM)	He has Death, Necromancy, some Teleportation for some reason...
Rüsenfeld	i kinda wish I'd picked a character more likely to open the forbidden branch don't feel like we've played with corruption enough
(To Samantha Rose H.)	That would be large enough, but it only halves his speed.
H. Knight	save it for the next game
Drufle (GM)	Right, teleport backwards.
Drumun	yep, there he goes
H. Knight	can he just do that whenever?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
(From Rose)	damn, no good then hes already in place
H. Knight	damn his hide
Drufle (GM)	Unlike demons who lose it every now and then. Alright, HK/Drumun/Yvonne make STR checks.
Drumun	he can do that twice and I'd still be able to hit him
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+d6( 13 )+( 4 ) = 17 Drumun: Strength Challenge Roll 11
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne passes. So does Drumun.
Drumun	that roll though
Rüsenfeld	23? c'mon HK show us luck
H. Knight	boons?
Rüsenfeld	you get one fr ombless
Drumun	I got a boon because Skinchanger
Drufle (GM)	2, yeah. H. Knight: Strength Challenge Roll 15
Drufle (GM)	One from Warrior, one from bless.
Drumun	oh right, warrior gives ome
Drufle (GM)	rolling 5d6( 3 + 3 + 6 + 4 + 4 ) = 20 All of you take 10 damage.
H. Knight	ow
Drumun	erk
Drufle (GM)	As more black tentacles reach up from the ground and slap at you.
H. Knight	he can just smash all of us now
Drufle (GM)	How far is the lich...
Rüsenfeld	why's it always gotta be tentacls
H. Knight	realy
Drufle (GM)	Too far for Yvonne, but the giant is close enough.
Drumun	hrrrrg Drumun braces himself
Drufle (GM)	She's going to make a retaliatory psychic scream against the giant. rolling 5d6 ( 2 + 4 + 6 + 1 + 6 ) = 19
H. Knight	ok
(From Rose)	I'm going to do it for cinematics and the little bit of damage to the big guy
Drufle (GM)	19 damage on the giant.
H. Knight	out of what 1500?
Drufle (GM)	Big. Now for the lich's other action.
H. Knight	19/??????
Drumun	killing him is likely pointless
Rüsenfeld	the spirit within Russ rattles a bit at that psychic emanation, giving Russ a feeling distinctly like butterflies in his stomach
Drumun	we need to take down Roy after this lich these extra actions are a nuisance
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5( 7 )+5 = 12
Rüsenfeld	roy will probably spring into action once we kil the lich
Drufle (GM)	That misses HK's STR.
Rüsenfeld	-if- we kill the lich
Drufle (GM)	So ignore that spell.
H. Knight	yayy
(From Rose)	if i hit roy with the vines, could he fall off?
Drufle (GM)	Giant!
Drumun	well I don't want to get Roy in on the fight right now
(To Samantha Rose H.)	If you can hit her, she probably won't fall, but you can do damage to her from where you are.
Drufle (GM)	Let's focus fire with the giant.
Drumun	don't listen to the GM he's trying to decieve you
H. Knight	bwuh?
Drufle (GM)	Slam down on HK!
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+10( 18 )+10 = 28
Rüsenfeld	think he meant the GIANT will focus fire not us
H. Knight	I know
Drumun	oh okay
Rüsenfeld	as in he will also hit HK answering drumun
Drufle (GM)	rolling 8d6-8d6+( 6 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 3 + 5 )-( 1 + 3 + 3 + 3 + 5 + 3 + 3 + 6 ) = -4 Ah.
H. Knight	No.
Rose	lmao
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait.
Rüsenfeld	-4?!
Drumun	HK just catches or something
Drufle (GM)	There's supposed to be a +5 at the end there. So you take 1 damage.
Rüsenfeld	1. ahahahahahaha
Rose	so 1 H. Knight 's crest is ruffled
Drufle (GM)	The bone giant is confused.
Drumun	too strong
Rüsenfeld	ok so HK's armor is really broken
Drufle (GM)	Alright, player slow turns!
Rüsenfeld	just gonna put that out there
H. Knight	+I know_
Drufle (GM)	Is it just Yvonne or is anyone else going slow?
Drumun	yeah that Abblative stuff is gone I went fast
Rose	have we moved on yet? or is it still the round i shot the dragon
Rüsenfeld	I think I went fast and missed..
H. Knight	it isn't Drumun, I made a new one on trip here!
Rüsenfeld	still the same one rose
Rose	oh
H. Knight	oh WAIT!
Drufle (GM)	Alright, time for some serious buffing time.
Drumun	I mean it got broken
H. Knight	it IS gone
Drumun	because you nearly died
H. Knight	you are right 55/78
Drumun	we should hopefully not need it after this fight
Drufle (GM)	First off, let's do this.
Rüsenfeld	you forgot to total heal HK if that's your damage atm
H. Knight	no
Drufle (GM)	5-step over...
Drumun	oh jeeze
H. Knight	that's what I had BEFORE you healed me I think something
Rüsenfeld	ok what lmafo
Drufle (GM)	Alter Size!
Rüsenfeld	hahahaha i love that spell
Drufle (GM)	He now has +10 health and does 2d6 more damage with his hits. Drumun gives Yvonne a thumbs up
Drumun	"I like the way ye think"
Drufle (GM)	Also... Nah, Force Barrier wouldn't help. Giant can just reach over it.
Drumun	force bubble?
Rose	barrio above their heads, he cannot reach below
Drufle (GM)	Ok, so, here's the thing. I can knock the giant over.
Rose	do it
Drufle (GM)	But that absolutely will make him fall on top of all of you.
Drumun	maybe save that for when we actually fight Roy
Rose	then i can do that trick
Drumun	also I don't want him on top of me
Rüsenfeld	yeah i kinda don't either
Drufle (GM)	Right then, just some damage. rolling 5d6 ( 2 + 3 + 2 + 5 + 2 ) = 14
Rüsenfeld	the risk to us outweighs the risk to roy there
Drumun	get that lich out of here
Rüsenfeld	1 of roy, 5 of us
Drufle (GM)	Oh, I can hit the lich, sure.
Drumun	also roy wouldn't be UNDER it
Drufle (GM)	I'll just force wave the lich.
Rose	but he could have fallen sideways
Drufle (GM)	Right, top of the round!
Drumun	rolling 1d6+6( 1 )+6 = 7
Rose	SLOW
H. Knight	so is that my larger now?
Drumun	herg
H. Knight	*me?
Drufle (GM)	You are size 4 now.
Rose	i need to pick my target
Rüsenfeld	so the giant guy is just papyrus and he's enslaved right? he doesn't actually want to kill us
Drufle (GM)	Your reach is now 4 tiles, you have 10 more hp, and your hits do 2d6 more.
Drumun	did you say he's...size 4?
Rose	roy is a rather small target
Drumun	I have an idea but not yet
H. Knight	oof
Drumun	kill the lich first
Rüsenfeld	i forget, how do we economise reloading my weapon?
H. Knight	so do I now have penalties to hit the deathlord?
Rüsenfeld	full action yes?
Drufle (GM)	Full action, yes.
Rose	you want me to target him
Drufle (GM)	Penalties? No.
Rüsenfeld	yeah the death lord has to go
Drufle (GM)	There are no penalties to being Big in sotdl.
H. Knight	ok this was nice of him
Drufle (GM)	Aside from having more edges to get struck from, I guess.
Rose	ok, but that means ill be doing a lot of movement
H. Knight	I'm gonna smoosh him when my turn comes
Drumun	we
Drufle (GM)	Is anyone going fast?
Rüsenfeld	i don't know that you could do anythign to roy anyway
Rose	nope
Drumun	I'll go Slow I need to stand up
H. Knight	I can reach the lich now so I'll go fast
Rüsenfeld	she might have force fields and stuff too
Rose	i have range and i cannot miss
Drufle (GM)	Alright, Yvonne's gonna go fast, this is her last round of dual-turning.
Rüsenfeld	you know
H. Knight	I'll go after rose goes
Rüsenfeld	roy is a revenant right she doesn't have resistance to physical
H. Knight	she's the final boss she has everything
Drumun	I mean
Rüsenfeld	she's a reenant, drufle said so revenant*
Drumun	resistance to everything is really just doubling her health
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
H. Knight	true
Drumun	she's got player levels and then some
Drufle (GM)	Alright, gonna poke Drumun again and give him Bolster Attribute.
Drumun	also revenant
Drufle (GM)	+1 boon to all STR rolls.
Drumun	okay
Drufle (GM)	And then...
Rüsenfeld	maybe rose SHOULD just start shooting roy, is my point
Drufle (GM)	I think I have to start digging into my scrolls. I'm running low on normal damage options.
Rose	ok
Rüsenfeld	you guys decide, but if roy is the crux of this fight maybe we can end this quicker and with less death
Drumun	can we tell how well off the lich is?
H. Knight	i dunno he's so small
Rüsenfeld	he's barely been hit.. he took what, 20ish damage?
Drumun	I don't want there to be another source of damage
H. Knight	ueah it's about 20 so far got kicked once, got punched once
Drufle (GM)	Alright, she's gonna cast a scroll out of her bag. Arcane Retribution, the same one she used against the void bull.
Rüsenfeld	i want to eliminate him too but i also don't want that giant to crush us
Drumun	ooooh
Rose	wow
Rüsenfeld	i already used up my most powerful healing spell
Drufle (GM)	So is nobody going fast?
Rose	nope
Drufle (GM)	rolling d3+1( 2 )+1 = 3
Drumun	I'm going slow
Drufle (GM)	Monster fast turns then.
H. Knight	I'll do it then
Rose	i have to mark
H. Knight	fast for me
Drumun	I don't have much of a choice here
Rüsenfeld	i'l lgo ast to reload the weapon
H. Knight	cutting in line
Rüsenfeld	fast*
Drufle (GM)	Oh? Alright, go ahead.
Rüsenfeld	can't do much else
Drufle (GM)	Oh, and to note, the lich is a bit under half health.
H. Knight	cool
Drumun	oh good
Drufle (GM)	The giant is at 94% hp. Roy has not been touched.
Drumun	I am not really interested in trying to kill the giant
H. Knight	bless still up?
Drumun	that'll take too long
Rüsenfeld	think we have 2 more rounds of it, icluding this one
Drufle (GM)	Yep.
Rüsenfeld	which means 3 more rounds of avatar
H. Knight	ok THROW/PUNCH/KICK Attack 20 Damage 23
Rüsenfeld	if rose moves slightly closer to you before that time is up i can bless again
H. Knight	that's on the lich
Drufle (GM)	Hit, one more d6.
Rose	I'm good for bless
H. Knight	rolling 1d6( 6 ) = 6
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait, does that already include your +2d6?
H. Knight	and containing strike so he can't move
Drumun	on the plus side, if we hit its always a "crit"
Rose	i cannot miss him
H. Knight	thats 7d6 damage in my roll yes
Drufle (GM)	Gotcha.
Rüsenfeld	then i'll make my way closer to you since i think i'm already in giant's range
Drufle (GM)	Now it's the monster fast turn. The lich is now in a bit of a pickle.
H. Knight	not that I think teleporting is affected, but HK don't know that H. Knight stomps on the lich
Drufle (GM)	I believe it actually is.
H. Knight	oh cool
Drufle (GM)	I think immobilized stops all movement.
H. Knight	he's squished too
Rose	nice
(From Drumun)	hey, can King Slam be used with Flying Kick?
(To Drumun)	Yes.
(From Drumun)	thanks
Drufle (GM)	He has 0 speed and everyone gets 1 boon o melee hits against him.
H. Knight	"I WONDER WHY HE DID THIS TO ME"
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait, it's all rolls. H. Knight bellows
Drufle (GM)	Why who did what?
H. Knight	the lich altered size with me
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne did that, ya nut.
H. Knight	ohhh
Rüsenfeld	lol
Rose	lmao
Drumun	pffft
H. Knight	I thought the lich did it in a mad act of desperation...
Drumun	that would be funny
Drufle (GM)	He doesn't even have that spell! Rose facepalms
Rüsenfeld	as if he's desparate lol
Drumun	he just pulls out a random scroll
H. Knight	"THANK YOU MISS LARIEL" Rose 's chaddow does too
Rüsenfeld	"MAGNETON"
Rose	shaddow
(From Drumun)	how tall is the giant again?
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7( 14 )+7 = 21 That hits HK's STR.
H. Knight	ow
Drufle (GM)	So he takes... rolling 3d6 ( 6 + 5 + 6 ) = 17 17 damage.
Drumun	ooof
Drufle (GM)	As he just drains your energy away.
Rüsenfeld	yowza
H. Knight	28/88 im fine
Drumun	oh no, Leech Life
Rüsenfeld	wait he doesn't gain that in hp doe she? does he*
Drumun	does the skelebones look any better?
Drufle (GM)	No, but he does get spells back.
H. Knight	ouch
Rüsenfeld	oh god
Drumun	uh oh which ones?
Rüsenfeld	oh god oh god kill it
Rose	oh no
Rüsenfeld	don't have a single doubt any more, this thing ahs to go
Drufle (GM)	Unfortunately I can literally only target HK I think.
Rüsenfeld	has*
Drufle (GM)	If I hit anyone else he's just gonna retributive strike me.
H. Knight	yyyyep
Drumun	does he know that though?
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5( 18 )+5 = 23
Rose	he doesn't know that
Drumun	oh dear
Drufle (GM)	I don't, but HK is very much the biggest (literally) target here.
H. Knight	the GMPCs get more insifht he is under my hoof
Rose	lol
Drufle (GM)	rolling 3d6+3( 3 + 5 + 4 )+3 = 15 15 more damage.
Drumun	well that might have something to do with it
H. Knight	augh
Rüsenfeld	he gets ALL teh insight giggity
Drufle (GM)	Raw pain.
Rüsenfeld	how's the weather under there lichman
Drufle (GM)	And that's the end of his turn, so giant bones turn.
Drumun	hooo boy
Drufle (GM)	Time to go back to mass attacks. Drumun braces himself again
Rose	brace yourselves H. Knight is shorting out
Rose	if it hits hk does the guy underhim get squished too?
Rüsenfeld	no electricity in mechanical engines
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+10( 6 )+10 = 16 rolling d20+10 ( 1 )+10 = 11 rolling d20+10 ( 15 )+10 = 25
Drumun	okay what does that do?
Drufle (GM)	HK, Drumun, and Yvonne. In that order.
H. Knight	so it misses you like I said"
Rose	you rolled a fail? Drumun catches the fist before it hits him and Yvonne
Drufle (GM)	That actually hits Yvonne, but uh...
Drumun	oh
H. Knight	also does my defender activate for this?
Drufle (GM)	I guess so, yeah?
Drumun	doesn't she have massive buffs to her defense?
H. Knight	ok I'll impose a bane on yvonne's roll
Drumun	the +6?
Rose	you can hit the arm
Drufle (GM)	I got it wrong, that bonus only lasts for one round.
Drumun	oh
H. Knight	oops
Drufle (GM)	And she didn't cast any telekinesis spells this round.
H. Knight	roll dat bane!
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6( 1 ) = 1
H. Knight	tch
Drufle (GM)	Good, it hits.
Rüsenfeld	hahahhaa
Drumun	rgk
Rüsenfeld	great bane
Drumun	sorry Yvonne, we couldn't stop it
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+10-2d6k1( 9 )+10-( 3 + 6 ) = 13 Because now he gets to take 10d6 damage.
Drumun	though now its another scream
Drufle (GM)	rolling 10d6( 1 + 4 + 3 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 4 + 4 + 2 + 5 ) = 32
Drumun	woah wut happened?
H. Knight	so that 13 is to yvonne
Drufle (GM)	Also he gets shoved back a bit.
H. Knight	and the 32 to the giant?
Rüsenfeld	what the ffuck is that?
Rose	shield
Drufle (GM)	The 13 is his STR roll against her, uh INT.
H. Knight	oh that was the retributive strike wasn't it? what ended that minotaur?
Drufle (GM)	Arcane Retribution, his attack is cancelled and he gets flung back. Yeah.
H. Knight	NICE
Rüsenfeld	damn
Drumun	excellent
Drufle (GM)	You still get your retributive strike, if you want it.
Rüsenfeld	that thing is so nice, i forgot about it
Drufle (GM)	Roy is kinda wobbling up on the giant.
H. Knight	I meant arcane retribution
Rüsenfeld	if you can hit the giant for free, hit it
Drumun	"Haha! Excellent work, miss Yvonne"
H. Knight	but I can't hit the giant can I? even with lance he's too far away
Rose	you could have hit its arm whilst it was attacking
Drufle (GM)	He's 7 tiles away.
(From Drumun)	if I could get a higher vantage point, could I Flying Kick Roy?
Drufle (GM)	So yeah, too far.
H. Knight	darn
(From Drumun)	I don't know the vertical power of my kick
Rüsenfeld	he wasn't 7 tiles away before he attacked her when does his thong proc?
(To Drumun)	It'd have to be pretty high, you can only double-move, right?
Rüsenfeld	thing*
Rose	lmao
Rüsenfeld	hahahaha
Drufle (GM)	I guess it would technically trigger before the spell.
Rüsenfeld	his thong procs so hard
H. Knight	"anyone in range that attacks an ally"
(From Drumun)	I think the kick is just my normal move. Which is 16 but still
Drufle (GM)	So yeah I think you do get it.
H. Knight	ok!
Rose	thongs are nasty
Rüsenfeld	i've never tried one H. Knight stabs him in the knees
(From Drumun)	I was thinking of getting onto HK's shoulders
(To Drumun)	If you can find a way to get a good 6ish tiles up in the air, you can do it.
Rüsenfeld	heart it's unhealthy to both sexes' bits heard*
(To Drumun)	You have to account for the diagonal distance a little bit. H. Knight: LANCE Attack 15 Damage 26 aww
Rose	they just are not that comfortable
Drufle (GM)	That'd be a hit.
H. Knight	oh! big slow man
Drufle (GM)	He's size 20, his defense is garbage.
Rüsenfeld	also a good reason never to try one on
(From Drumun)	alright, would HK be tall enough to count?
Drufle (GM)	Especially now that defense just means your ability to dodge.
(To Drumun)	Not quite, but if you had someone who could levitate you above HK...
(From Drumun)	you want Yvonne to life me up
Drufle (GM)	Right, damage marked.
Rose	me yet????
Drufle (GM)	That's the monster fast turn done. Player slow turns.
Rose	MARKING ROY
(To Drumun)	That'd be feasible, yes. Drumun hoists himself up
Rose	METEOR ARROW
(From Drumun)	I'll be sure to keep that in mind
Drumun	oh we're firing on Roy now okay
Rüsenfeld	rose doesn't want to mvoe move*
Rose	also roy was not on the shoulder
Drufle (GM)	I had to rotate the giant around to measure distance to HK.
H. Knight	yo
Rose	should still be good for a longbow
Drufle (GM)	It's in long range, yes. Rose: Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery, dirty tricks) Attack 22 Damage 24
Drufle (GM)	Hit, EO. H. Knight is rather worse for wear from all the spells
Rose	rolling 2d6+2( 1 + 6 )+2 = 9
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 8 )+3 = 11 Rose: Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery) Attack 18 Damage 19
Drufle (GM)	She saves, so 4 fire.
Rose	rolling 2d6+2( 4 + 3 )+2 = 9
Drufle (GM)	Hit, damage marked. rolling d20+3 ( 19 )+3 = 22
(From Drumun)	would Killing Palm work on Roy?
Rose	and don't forget the giant too
(To Drumun)	Maaaaaybe? I think it could, she's only sort of undead.
Rüsenfeld	is death lord undead?
Drufle (GM)	Very much so.
(From Drumun)	okay thanks
Rüsenfeld	ok good is roy undead?
Drufle (GM)	Technically speaking, yeah.
Rüsenfeld	ok also good
Drumun	Is Yvonne acting on this slow turn?
Rüsenfeld	brb real quick
Rose	meteor should hit big bones too
Drufle (GM)	She will, yes.
Drumun	alright, I need her to do something once everyone else is done
(From Rose)	meteor saves on the big bones
Drufle (GM)	The big skeleton is not going to bother saving because he is massive.
Drumun	I mean, you already know what that is but the others don't
Rose	np
Drufle (GM)	Who all is going slow?
Drumun	I stood up, I still have an action
Drufle (GM)	Is it just Drumun and Yvonne? I think Ruse is actually going slow. Once he gets back.
Drumun	"Hey, Yvonne, you got any telekineticish pushy spells?"
Rüsenfeld	didn't i go fast to reload this turn this round i mean
Drumun	you could want to move
Rüsenfeld	if you want to give me a ffree slow turn I wont' say no tho :3
Drumun	reloading is a standard action right?
Rüsenfeld	yeah so i could technically move and also do that but move where?
Drumun	shrug
Rüsenfeld	i can't realy help you much right now
Drumun	if you got nothin to do then I guess wait?
Rüsenfeld	i suppose i have shared recovery and vit. bursts but i did already say ffast, so it's up to to drufle if I can move or not
Yvonne Lariel	"I mean, I have Levitate, is that good?"
Drumun	"If it kin make me go up, then yes"
Rose	brb Drumun flexes his knees
Drufle (GM)	Ruse, it's slow turns now.
Drumun	"Tell me when yer ready"
Drufle (GM)	Regardless of whether you said fast or not, you didn't take a fast turn.
Rüsenfeld	hm
Drufle (GM)	So now you may take a slow turn.
Rüsenfeld	ok well i'll go slow then, might as well move here reload weapon
Yvonne Lariel	"Alright, I'm good whenever!" Drumun leaps as hard as he can
Drumun	"NOW!" Yvonne Lariel focuses on Drumun, sending him a good bit higher.
Rüsenfeld	no wait not there i can't shoot through HK right
Drumun	HHHHHRRRAAAAAAH
Drufle (GM)	You actually can. He's very big now.
Rüsenfeld	oh ok good Drumun is just launched incredibly high into the air
Drufle (GM)	Roy is very confused by this turn of events. Drumun attempts to kick the crap out of Roy
H. Knight	good lord
Rüsenfeld	we really priority switching to roy? i can dig it. Drumun: Flying King Qi! Attack 29 Damage 46 I think that's right?
Drufle (GM)	Oh, damn.
Rüsenfeld	HOLY WHAT THE FUCK
H. Knight	"GODSPEED, YOUNG DWARFHOG"
Drumun	ALSO KILLING PALM
Drufle (GM)	Oh right, King's Slam.
Rose	back
Drumun	make yer STR save
Rüsenfeld	sam look at those numbers
Drufle (GM)	It's at the end of each round, Drumun. So soon enough.
Drumun	okay "Hello Roy"
Rüsenfeld	i suddenly feel like we could win this fight lol
Drufle (GM)	She is almost immediately knocked out by the force of your blow.
Rose	wtf!!!!!
Drumun	"Ye miss me?"
Drufle (GM)	Ruse, your turn?
Drumun	I am so glad I got to do this
Rüsenfeld	did we do top of the round again yet? because I did actually say I'll reload my weapon this time
Drufle (GM)	No, it's still player slow turns. Oh, right.
Rüsenfeld	pretty sure
Drumun	I think Ruse just moved and reloaded
Drufle (GM)	Top of the round then. Now she'll make that save.
Rose	fast
Drumun	rolling 1d6+6( 3 )+6 = 9
Rüsenfeld	NOW i'll go fast Rose: Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery, dirty tricks) Attack 18 Damage 22
Drumun	Roy needs to Save
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+1+d6( 14 )+1+( 6 ) = 21 She's good.
Drumun	okay she's fine this round
Rüsenfeld	rose is shooting whom? roy?
Rose	rolling 2d6+2( 6 + 1 )+2 = 9
Drumun	She has to keep making those saves
Rose	yes its roy
Drufle (GM)	It doesn't super matter because Rose just knocked her out.
Drumun	nice I am I am so happy Guys
Rüsenfeld	are you like
Drumun	Guys we did it
Drufle (GM)	Which is a bit unfortunate, because you are now very high in the air.
Rüsenfeld	standing on the skeleton rumun? ... i was affraid o that
Drumun	that's fine I'll take falling damage
Rose	TAKE THAT BITCH
Drufle (GM)	You take, uh...
Drumun	I assume this bone giant is about to crumble
Drufle (GM)	It is, yes.
Rüsenfeld	also that agi saves?
Drumun	I assume that Flying Kick grants me some level of falling resistance
Drufle (GM)	Ehhhh.
Drumun	simply because I wouldn't be able to make them if I kept hurting myself but that's fine
Drufle (GM)	I suppose so.
Drumun	I did what I wanted
Drufle (GM)	rolling 10d6( 3 + 2 + 6 + 3 + 4 + 3 + 5 + 2 + 5 + 3 ) = 36 There's your 36 damage.
Rüsenfeld	you normally don't fly up to like 20 times human sizei n the air though
Drumun	that's fine 62/75 damage
Drufle (GM)	But yes, the massive bone monster collapses to the ground. The lich along with it.
Drumun	I am totally prone but I'm fucking conscious
Rüsenfeld	ok i didn't realise she was controlling the lich, too
Drumun	right, lets destroy her head
Rüsenfeld	thought they were just allied Drumun struggles to get up H. Knight RUSHES over Rüsenfeld follows suit
Drumun	"Ah...Ah'm beyond words right now H. Knight grabs roy in his giant hand Rose does a little victory dance
Drumun	"Ye need ta...kill the head of a revanant" "Lets...put Roy to rest...finally"
Rüsenfeld	"By Astrid... or, something.."
H. Knight	patchelbel's canon in D plays in the background
Rüsenfeld	we know it's a revenant?
Drumun	uhhh do we not? I'm not sure now
Rüsenfeld	we better had learned that somewhere Rose just saunters down
Rüsenfeld	or maybe rose can decapitate her for a trophy
Drufle (GM)	You did, yes.
Rüsenfeld	just in case
Drufle (GM)	I specifically mentioned this fact.
Drumun	burn her corpse and head I suppose? Rose: Short Sword Attack 20 Damage 11
H. Knight	"There's So Much I Should Say... But Words Fail Me Now."
Rose	heads mine
H. Knight	"Roy... I'm So Sorry."
Rüsenfeld	"First we do what needs done."
Drumun	"This ain't really...the place ta say them?"
Rüsenfeld	"Then we mourn."
Drumun	"We...Ah guess saved her?"
Rüsenfeld	"And then we run because I have no idea how long we'll have here if the portal is closing."
Drufle (GM)	When Rose severs the head, there's a massive crashing sound.
H. Knight	"What?"
Rose	woops
Rüsenfeld	please tell me the new god isn't making an appearance Rose hides her sword
Drufle (GM)	You turn around, and you see the portal violently cracking and splitting, before it shuts closed.
H. Knight	our holy lord satan himself
Rüsenfeld	ok good
Drumun	"Well, Ah guess that's that"
Rüsenfeld	"Ok, done, let's go, mourn after
Drumun	"We did it"
Rüsenfeld	"C'mon!"
H. Knight	didn't we go through the portal?
Rose	nope
H. Knight	to get here?
Drumun	"We ain't gonna be able ta leave through a closed portal"
H. Knight	ok
Rüsenfeld	we phased in, now ew gotta portal out i think
Rose	Yvonne?
Rüsenfeld	soething something yew planes walking ?
Drumun	we entered through the portal Yew might get us out
Rüsenfeld	i remember something on the topic
Yvonne Lariel	"I think we'll be fine, guys. Yew's Force can help us leave, I think..."
H. Knight	"Alright" Drumun limps over to Yvonne
Rüsenfeld	"You -think-. Yvonne, I love you dearly, but sometimes.." Rüsenfeld rubs his face a bit
Rüsenfeld	"ok well let's just get out of here H. Knight holds out his hands to get everyone on board
H. Knight	RIDE ME
Rose	i cannot.....
Rüsenfeld	saddle him or something get naked, you've done that before
H. Knight	ride piggyback on russ
Rüsenfeld	or that sure
Drumun	you technically can it'll just make you feel sick
Rose	fine
Yvonne Lariel	"Alright, let's see what this will do..." Rose takes off her clothes and lays them on hks back H. Knight dispenses a sickness bag Drumun turns back to dwarf form and climbs on board
Rüsenfeld	hahahah he has a barf bag dispenser kit too that's canon now
Drumun	"Ah wonder if this is how this place normally looks" "This...blood red sand"
Yvonne Lariel	"Well, if we get the chance, we can try to study it later."
Rose	lets go home guys
Drumun	"Home...okay"
Rüsenfeld	yeah for real i'm so on edge right now also guys you should be worried
Drumun	"We...shouldn't leave Roy here"
Rüsenfeld	because no roy monologue means we misssed something for sure
H. Knight	yeah
Drumun	we kicked her too hard
Rose	one sec
Drumun	and then shot her
Drufle (GM)	The gentle glow of Yew's Force shimmers and shines, slowly fading the world around you. Rose lights a torch Rose throws it on roys body
H. Knight	good call
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, I mean, you can just take the- oh, or that. That also works.
Drumun	"Aye...that'll do"
Rose	see ya
Rüsenfeld	i think she wants to keep the head Drumun lets out a long sigh H. Knight cries, but not so the tears land on the fire
H. Knight	it's big tears
Rose	its to go on my trophy wall
Rüsenfeld	"You silly girl, Roy... We're both just silly gullible people."
H. Knight	"No! Please."
Drufle (GM)	The world around you shifts and shudders, and soon the sands fade away entirely as you reappear on a plateau somewhere.
Drumun	"Rose, that might still return to life"
Rose	not once ive brained and stuffed it
Rüsenfeld	int check, do i know revenants very well Intellect Challenge Roll 22
Drufle (GM)	They're utterly invincible until you remove their head. After that they die as per usual.
H. Knight	Rose I hope you're happy with HK never visiting your home ever
Drumun	does the head itself return or is that it for them?
H. Knight	they're not Dio, man
Rose	no one is allowed in my trophy room
Rüsenfeld	"You don't even have to brain it. The moment you decapitated Roy, she was done. Just a normal humanoid again."
Yvonne Lariel	"I think we're back, guys." "Just saying."
H. Knight	"The Sky..."
Drumun	"Ye mind if ah rest fer a bit"
Rüsenfeld	"So where are we? were we not near the Salt Sea?" Rose jumps off and puts her clothes back on
Yvonne Lariel	"I think we're somewhere in the patchwork lands, judging by the mountain range over there." Yvonne Lariel points off to the west.
Drumun	"That far from home?" Rüsenfeld: Perception Challenge Roll 15
Yvonne Lariel	"It isn't too far, but it is a bit of a trek."
Rüsenfeld	describe the landscape to me please
Drumun	"Then we better rest"
H. Knight	can we see the boat? Rose: Intellect Challenge Roll 0
Drumun	"Not that...ah think there's anythin out here that kin top what we jus went through"
Drufle (GM)	You're on a plateau somewhere; the grass is old and dead, a few saplings have been trying to grow out.
H. Knight	"Pretty Much."
Rose	any anomals i can ride? animals
Drufle (GM)	It's hard to the lands immediately around the plateau, you're a good bit up.
Rüsenfeld	did i really take 6 damage during that ight fight we're definitely missing something it can't just be that I KNEW IT!!!
Rose	fuck!!!!
Drumun	right on que we definitely need to rest because I am so hurt H. Knight CYB's real quick
Drufle (GM)	You hear an angered voice from somewhere that you can't place.
Drumun	"We kin never git a rest, can we?"
Rüsenfeld	it wouldn't happen to be familair to me, would it? Drumun turns back into a boar hybrid Rose draws her bow again Drumun recasts Oak Hide
Rüsenfeld	fuck I have nothing I can cast bless bless you all
The Furious	"You dare to interfere with the plans of the almighty!? My connection to this world has been weakened because of you mongrels."
Rose	but i haven't sneased
Rüsenfeld	haha
The Furious	"Soon I shall be cut off entirely, but I have no qualms with taking you with me!"
Drumun	should I Song of Courage again?
Rose	FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Drumun	Yew, help us out here
H. Knight	"I Shall Welcome The Chance To Torment You For Eternity, Myself!"
The Furious	Suddenly, surging up from the sides of the plateau, you see hundreds of creatures crawling towards you.
Rüsenfeld	i bet the furious is yew or someting good god what
H. Knight	many bone machines and one new dracolich
The Furious	"This is the end for you fools!"
Drumun	"Ah kin probably jump out of here"
Rüsenfeld	2 no, 4 oh god
Drumun	"But ah ain't gonna leave you guys"
Rüsenfeld	oh god oh god
Drufle (GM)	4 dracoliches, a massive pile of bone machines, and more undead creatures crawling up the plateau every minute.
H. Knight	time to USE THE HEART GUYS
Rüsenfeld	please tell me we don't have to do this Rose pulls out a fireball arrow
Yvonne Lariel	"Uh, uh, alright, new plan time!" Drumun focueses
Rüsenfeld	"I'm all ears, Yvonne??" H. Knight looks wildly about
Yvonne Lariel	"Look, you probably won't like this plan, but can you trust me on this one?"
Drumun	"Ah've done my part...if ye need time ah kin give it to ye"
Rose	einy meany miny.............
Rüsenfeld	"..We're gonna have to, woman, now what is it?"
H. Knight	"I Will Defend You To Death"
Yvonne Lariel	"Alright, just give me a minute, I think I can fix this, I need to draw a magic circle."
H. Knight	One Minute, Got It
Drumun	"Right then"
Rüsenfeld	oh god e have to survive for a minute we*
Drufle (GM)	It's not a literal minute, it's 3 rounds. Figure of speech.
(From H. Knight)	when do i shrink?
Rüsenfeld	oh god we have to survive 30 seconds Rose stands gard near her
Drumun	3 rounds, up on a platue
(To Moppy)	That spell lasts for an hour!
H. Knight	okay
Rüsenfeld	"Well... MAKE YOUR STAND."
Drufle (GM)	Fast turns, everyone!
H. Knight	I'll stand OVER Yvonne Rüsenfeld raises the light dagger defiantly.
H. Knight	NO-ONE GETS THROUGH
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne drops to the ground and starts furiously scribbling in the dirt.
Drumun	I cast Close Wounds on myself
Rüsenfeld	I go fast and vitality burst.
Rose	I'm going to snap shot an arrow
Drufle (GM)	Fire away!
Drumun	what does vit burst do?
H. Knight	mass heal
Rüsenfeld	drumun, me and hk heal our rates
Drumun	okay
Rüsenfeld	it's 3 creatures Rose: Enchanted Longbow (Unmarked) Attack 11 Damage 13
Rüsenfeld	and i trigger prayer for rose
Rose	it hits
H. Knight	I'm back up to full!
Rüsenfeld	add a boon and add 1d6 damage
Rose	rolling 1d6( 2 ) = 2 and the fire ball
Drufle (GM)	The dracolich splinters away a bit as the arrow shatters its wing.
H. Knight	god these bone machines have camo
Rose	rolling 3d6( 2 + 6 + 2 ) = 10
H. Knight	they look like stickerbrushes
Drufle (GM)	The dragon and the surrounding bone machines burn with flames.
Drumun	stickerbrush requiem
Rüsenfeld	oh man ffire now too
Drufle (GM)	Drumun? Going fast?
Drumun	I did I cast Close Wounds
Drufle (GM)	Oh right.
Drumun	I really needed to heal
Drufle (GM)	Well, here comes some monsters! One hit on Rose... From right bone machine.
Rüsenfeld	"Hey girl, heard ya like bones..." it's hitting on her
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5+d6( 18 )+5+( 1 ) = 24
Rose	i ove a good hard bone
Rüsenfeld	ok i'm sorry i've been nervous this session i'll stop cracking jokes
Drufle (GM)	rolling 4d6-4d3( 3 + 2 + 4 + 4 )-( 2 + 2 + 1 + 3 ) = 5 Wow, just 5 to Rose. One bone machine on HK...
Drumun	I suggest moving back into the safety of HK
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5+d6( 19 )+5+( 4 ) = 28
H. Knight	it'd be great if you wore shoes Rose you could stand on me
Drufle (GM)	rolling 4d6-4d6( 4 + 6 + 5 + 1 )-( 4 + 4 + 6 + 5 ) = -3
H. Knight	nop
Drufle (GM)	Nothing to HK.
Rose	don't need them
Drufle (GM)	Some dracoliches...
Rose	i like being close to nature
Drufle (GM)	Furiously clawing away at HK.
H. Knight	which dracolish did you hit rose?
Rüsenfeld	i love how drufle's like cooking
H. Knight	thhanku
Rüsenfeld	"bit of bone machine there, bit of booe machine here.. some dracoliches.. se manifique!"
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7+3d6k1( 14 )+7+( 6 + 3 + 5 ) = 27 rolling d20+7+3d6k1 ( 6 )+7+( 4 + 1 + 6 ) = 19 rolling d20+7+3d6k1 ( 11 )+7+( 2 + 4 + 3 ) = 22 rolling d20+7+3d6k1 ( 14 )+7+( 6 + 5 + 4 ) = 27 rolling d20+7+3d6k1 ( 2 )+7+( 5 + 4 + 3 ) = 14 rolling d20+7+3d6k1 ( 11 )+7+( 2 + 3 + 2 ) = 21
Drumun	hooo
Rüsenfeld	add a dash of damage....
Drufle (GM)	rolling 16d6-16d6+4d6( 3 + 5 + 5 + 5 + 6 + 3 + 3 + 5 + 4 + 4 + 1 + 5 + 1 + 5 + 1 + 6 )-( 2 + 6 + 4 + 5 + 1 + 4 + 3 + 1 + 6 + 4 + 1 + 3 + 6 + 1 + 1 + 1 )+( 2 + 2 + 4 + 3 ) = 24
H. Knight	SIX attackS?!?!?!
Rüsenfeld	et viola
Drufle (GM)	Two dracoliches.
H. Knight	oh
Rüsenfeld	dinner is served
Drumun	holy
Rüsenfeld	lmao
Drumun	okay
H. Knight	ok 24 damage
Rüsenfeld	i'm dying here
Rose	fuck
Drufle (GM)	17 total. You halved the physical damage.
Rüsenfeld	do we all take it?
Drufle (GM)	No, just HK.
Rüsenfeld	ok
Drufle (GM)	End of monster turn.
H. Knight	no I don't have the carapace anymore only under half health mate
Drufle (GM)	Oh right, you're above half. We're gonna play this battle a bit fast and loose. I think we're just going to do player slow turns and then monster slow turns. Speed things up a bit.
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	Top of the round!
Rüsenfeld	fine by m
Drumun	only slow turns?
H. Knight	ok if we're fast and loose
Drumun	okay then
Rüsenfeld	i'm going to attack the nearest dracolich which looks healthiest Yvonne Lariel is getting some good progress with her circle.
H. Knight	I'll king's slam these three right here!
Rose	I'm going to shoot the bonemachine next to me, from the hip again
Rüsenfeld	and if it hits i'll expend resurrection so that I do MAX damage to it Drumun pulls out another scroll and casts Minor Healing on HK
H. Knight	thanks
Drumun	heal half rate buddy
Drufle (GM)	Fire away, Ruse.
Drumun	also I regen a bit
Rüsenfeld	please ping the dracolich you deem appropraite
Drumun	rolling 1d6( 3 ) = 3 Rose: Enchanted Longbow (Unmarked) Attack 20 Damage 18
Drumun	+6
Rüsenfeld	i hall pray for me
Rose	rolling 3d6( 6 + 6 + 6 ) = 18
Drufle (GM)	Hit, EO. Wow.
H. Knight	HIGH ROLLER
Drumun	maximum firepower
Drufle (GM)	Roll your second shot. Rüsenfeld: Agility Challenge Roll 22
Drufle (GM)	Hit for Ruse. Rose: Enchanted Longbow (Unmarked) Attack 16 Damage 18
Rüsenfeld	i'll let rose finish
Drufle (GM)	Miss, but that was a ton of damage. The upper right dracolich is hardly standing.
Rose	it can hit cant it?
Drufle (GM)	You only get one free hit per turn.
Rüsenfeld	ok, i shall now damage the top left dracolich
Drumun	did that 20 not hit?
Rüsenfeld	bow is... 2d6 damage base?
Rose	didn't the 20 hit naturaly?
Drufle (GM)	It did, the 16 didn't.
Drumun	so she still has a free hit that round
Rose	so i can jinx the second one
Rüsenfeld	i get 10d6 from divine smite>resurrection
Drufle (GM)	Oh. Good point.
Rüsenfeld	+1d6 from prayer
Rose	rolling 3d6( 1 + 3 + 6 ) = 10
Drufle (GM)	Well then, goodbye dragon.
Rüsenfeld	so... 13d6? the topright dragon dies?
H. Knight	this is why we have "you must declare before attacking" rule patches
Drufle (GM)	It does, yes.
Rüsenfeld	i may have overestimated their health anyway, topleft one takes this:
Drufle (GM)	Roll the damage!
Rüsenfeld	rolling 13d6( 6 + 3 + 6 + 2 + 6 + 5 + 6 + 6 + 5 + 1 + 6 + 1 + 2 ) = 55 hahahahahaha
Drumun	ohohohoh
Rose	ouch
Drufle (GM)	It is utterly destroyed.
Drumun	look at all that green! we made a salad of damage there delicious
H. Knight	M-M-M-MONSTERKILL-KILL-KILL
Rüsenfeld	mm mm mm
Drufle (GM)	Gosh, average on that roll is a 45.5
Rüsenfeld	FATALITY.
Rose	fuck
Drufle (GM)	HK? Drumun?
Drumun	I healed HK
Drufle (GM)	Oh right, HK is king's slamming.
H. Knight	is that fine?
Drufle (GM)	Of course!
H. Knight	oki!
Drufle (GM)	There are three monsters in range.
Rüsenfeld	oh so fine bb i'm loving this
Drufle (GM)	Roll one attack against all of them.
Rüsenfeld	scared out of my pants, but loving it
Rose	we got this only 1 more round
Rüsenfeld	yup
H. Knight	is bless still up or not?
Drumun	I'll help keep HK alive
Rüsenfeld	yes
H. Knight	I assume not Yvonne Lariel realizes she has to draw the circle a little bit bigger since she made HK so big.
Rüsenfeld	blesss will be up for this entire section it's 6 rounds
H. Knight	hehe ok
Drumun	oh no oh noooo
Drufle (GM)	Roll your to-hit, HK.
Drumun	Yvonne please
Rüsenfeld	"Yvonne, are you making mistakes, girl?!" H. Knight: LANCE Attack 22 Damage 29
Yvonne Lariel	"HK, how badly do you need that size? I would very much appreciate you being smaller."
H. Knight	+14
Drumun	"Now's not the time to yell at her"
Drufle (GM)	The bone machines are demolished and the dracolich is barely standing.
H. Knight	agi save with 3 banes
Rüsenfeld	"Oh she can take it, trust me. Plus that wasn't yelling. You won't like me when I yell."
H. Knight	"I'M FINE, SHRINK IF YOU WISH JUST GET OUT FROM UNDER ME"
Rüsenfeld	ta my 5-foot step thing? Yvonne Lariel reaches out her hand as a t-action and casts Alter Size on HK again, shrinking him back down.
Drumun	"I have a sanctuary scroll if you need to venture out a little further"
Rüsenfeld	oh not
H. Knight	I assume she csn't stay down there
Rüsenfeld	well you shrunk beside us anyway
Drufle (GM)	I mean, she's prone, she probably could? But regardless.
Drumun	protect her
Drufle (GM)	Monster round!
H. Knight	yeah but this circle has go around all of us
Drumun	I'll help one my next turn
Drufle (GM)	Dracolich is gonna smack at HK.
H. Knight	oh didn'tsee him hello
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7+3d6k1( 2 )+7+( 5 + 4 + 2 ) = 14 rolling d20+7+3d6k1 ( 8 )+7+( 6 + 1 + 4 ) = 21
Drumun	he's got camo
Rüsenfeld	yes all the mobs are well camo'd here
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7+3d6k1( 16 )+7+( 1 + 6 + 1 ) = 29
Rose	its ok. ill have him next
Rüsenfeld	especially the bone dragons
Drufle (GM)	rolling 8d6-8d6+2d6( 5 + 4 + 2 + 1 + 6 + 5 + 3 + 6 )-( 3 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 3 + 5 + 5 + 6 )+( 5 + 5 ) = 17 13 damage.
H. Knight	ouch!
Drumun	how are youu doing?
Drufle (GM)	Bone machine at Ruse!
Rüsenfeld	egads
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5+d6( 18 )+5+( 4 ) = 27
H. Knight	i'm fine
Rüsenfeld	ouch
Rose	tell me when i can shoot that last dragon
Rüsenfeld	that's ah it if i ever saw one
Drufle (GM)	rolling 4d6-4d3( 6 + 4 + 2 + 1 )-( 3 + 2 + 2 + 1 ) = 5
Rüsenfeld	what is that roll
Drufle (GM)	5 damage.
Rüsenfeld	18???
Drufle (GM)	One comes to attack Yvonne!
Rose	defend her
H. Knight	DEFEND ROLL BANE
Drumun	HK you have defender right? excellent
Rüsenfeld	hahaha Yvonne Lariel turns to the side and tried to throw up a shield to block it as well.
Drufle (GM)	Tries* rolling d20+5-2d6k1 ( 13 )+5-( 2 + 1 ) = 16 Nope.
Drumun	"Blasted pile of bones"
Rose	phew
Rüsenfeld	"And you're worried about me yelling at her. She could wipe me out if she wanted."
Drufle (GM)	HK's arm and her psychic shield just barely nudge it out of the way. Attacking Rose!
Rose	fuck you
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5+d6( 7 )+5+( 2 ) = 14
Rüsenfeld	is that a miss?
Drufle (GM)	rolling 4d6-4d3( 1 + 5 + 2 + 3 )-( 2 + 1 + 2 + 1 ) = 5 It's a hit, as far as I'm aware.
Rüsenfeld	what's your def?
Drufle (GM)	I thought it was 12.
Rose	its 12
Drumun	Rose has a lot of health, she should be fine
Rose	I'm an archer
Rüsenfeld	mkay yeah but we hav that armor
Drufle (GM)	Alright, top of the round!
Rüsenfeld	+2 to dodge
Drumun	rolling 1d6( 6 ) = 6 +6
H. Knight	Drumun did you use king's slam back in the dreamscape?
Rose	shooting last dragon fireball
Drumun	yeah
H. Knight	ok
Rüsenfeld	i'll pray for rose
Drumun	I slammed Roy
H. Knight	we#re all out oh look they respawn Drumun just has a ton of scrolls lying on the ground Rose: Enchanted Longbow (Unmarked) Attack 7 Damage 21 hits
H. Knight	gotta love that sharpshoot
Rose	rolling 3d6( 2 + 6 + 5 ) = 13 Drumun casts Sanctuary on Yvonne to turn her invisible
Drufle (GM)	That dragon is very dead.
(From Drumun)	Yvonne is now invisible, don't forget
Rüsenfeld	man Yvonne Lariel is just about done with the circle.
H. Knight	achievement get
Rüsenfeld	the bone machines are gonna swarm us
Rose	its ok
H. Knight	oh!
Rose	i have 50 health left
Drufle (GM)	I'm going to use this cool graphic again.
Drumun	we just need to survive
H. Knight	yayy :D
Rüsenfeld	for your reerence and leisure, this is a celtic knot design. prety sure. pretty*
H. Knight	yeah I made it for him
Rose	it is
Drufle (GM)	HK, Ruse?
Rüsenfeld	ah nice
Drufle (GM)	What are you two doing?
Rüsenfeld	yes fast turn, shared recovery
H. Knight	lancing the nearest machines
Rüsenfeld	and also minor action to switch to staff gonna hit that bonemachine with divine smite if i hit it oh right no fast turns still
Rüsenfeld	everything i just said :P
Drufle (GM)	:P Roll away! Oh wait, next turn. Rüsenfeld: Agility Challenge Roll 12 forgot boon from prayer
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Rüsenfeld	rolling 1d6( 1 ) = 1
Drufle (GM)	Roll your boon.
Rüsenfeld	fuck
Rose	lmao
Drufle (GM)	Sorry, that'd be a miss.
Rüsenfeld	hahaha yep that's fine
Drumun	if you can take a hit then we'll be fine
Drufle (GM)	HK?
Rüsenfeld	shared recovery btw eans you all heal your rates H. Knight: LANCE Attack 22 Damage 16 and
Drufle (GM)	Hit!
Rose	splat
Drufle (GM)	Which machine are you hitting?
Rüsenfeld	oh not all of you one of you H. Knight: LANCE Attack 14 Damage 18
Rüsenfeld	uhh.. me and whomever is loewst health probably HK heal your rate
H. Knight	fiurst one is on the left
Drufle (GM)	Also a hit.
H. Knight	second up top
Drufle (GM)	Oh, ok.
Drumun	I make Yvonne invisible so she should be fine
Drufle (GM)	Two different targets. Gotcha. They're both crumbling a good bit.
H. Knight	yah combat expertise yo
Drufle (GM)	Monster turns!
Rüsenfeld	caught that mopp? you heal your rate?
H. Knight	yah
Drufle (GM)	One strike at Ruse...
Rüsenfeld	cool
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5+d6( 17 )+5+( 1 ) = 23
Rüsenfeld	baby don't hurt e me*
Drufle (GM)	rolling 4d6-4d3( 3 + 5 + 1 + 1 )-( 2 + 1 + 1 + 2 ) = 4
Rüsenfeld	jeeezz
Drufle (GM)	There, I won't.
Rüsenfeld	ok that's less jeez
Drufle (GM)	One on Rose... rolling d20+5+d6 ( 2 )+5+( 4 ) = 11 Oh, miss.
H. Knight	yay
Rose	FUCK YOU
Rüsenfeld	hahaha
Drufle (GM)	One on Drumun...
Rüsenfeld	i think we did good focusing down the dragons
H. Knight	oh the dragons respawned
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5+d6( 4 )+5+( 4 ) = 13
Rüsenfeld	the bone machines aer much less of a threat
Drufle (GM)	Miss on Drumun.
Drumun	no cigar
Rüsenfeld	wawit waht
Drufle (GM)	Dracolich on HK.
H. Knight	camoflage.... Rose is gesturing all kinds of obscenities at the monsters
Drufle (GM)	I think you guys forgot the part when I said that undead were constantly climbing up the plateau.
H. Knight	I didn't
Rüsenfeld	i thought moer bone machines hoenstly
Drumun	yeah this is an Infinite Wave
Rüsenfeld	well how is spell coming along?
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7+3d6k1( 12 )+7+( 2 + 5 + 1 ) = 24 rolling d20+7+3d6k1 ( 15 )+7+( 2 + 6 + 5 ) = 28 rolling d20+7+3d6k1 ( 15 )+7+( 2 + 5 + 5 ) = 27
H. Knight	next turn
Drufle (GM)	rolling 8d6-8d6+2d6( 4 + 1 + 1 + 6 + 1 + 1 + 5 + 4 )-( 4 + 5 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 4 + 4 )+( 4 + 2 ) = 2
Drumun	I believe she's just about done
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
H. Knight	scuse me H. Knight has HAD ENOUGH
Drufle (GM)	Top of the round!
Rüsenfeld	did i mention how broken you are? holy fuck
Rose	tickle tickle
Rüsenfeld	i know you nearly died last fight but still
H. Knight	yeah you did I love it Yvonne Lariel puts the finishing touches on the circle.
Drumun	you say that but he has been nearly killed multiple times
Rose	marking bone machine next to me
H. Knight	I deserve this for all the crap I put up with Rose: Enchanted Longbow (marked, trickery, dirty tricks) Attack 15 Damage 23
H. Knight	from these beasts
Yvonne Lariel	"Alright, give me a second!"
Drumun	does anyone need healing?
Rose	that's a hit
Drumun	"Anyone need healin?"
Rüsenfeld	vitaliy burst, my last one, to hk rose and drumun
H. Knight	okay
Drumun	rolling 1d6( 1 ) = 1
Rose	rolling 3d6( 6 + 6 + 1 ) = 13
Rüsenfeld	just so you all are at your top shape
Drumun	well I'm fully healed now
Rüsenfeld	heal your rates please Yvonne Lariel quietly moves through the others out of the circle.
H. Knight	wha
Drumun	we can't see her we don't know what's she's doing
H. Knight	ok
Drumun	"Lets get out of here, Yvonne"
Yvonne Lariel	"Alright, I think this should work. I've modified this circle to cast a single-target spell on everyone enclosed, but I have to be outside to do it."
Rose	is that bonemachine dead?
Rüsenfeld	"Wait, but that means-
Drumun	"Eh, wait, where'd you go?"
Rüsenfeld	"Yvonne you can't!"
Rose	but..........
Drumun	"Yvonne, git back in here!"
H. Knight	"No!"
Drumun	"Tell me how ta cast it, ah kin do this" Yvonne Lariel slams her hands down on the circle, and a bright blue force field covers the party.
H. Knight	"We Don't Have Time-"
Rüsenfeld	"No! Goddamnit!"
Drumun	"Ah kin make time!"
Rose	NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Yvonne Lariel stands up, the sanctuary spell fading.
Yvonne Lariel	"This world needs heroes like you guys. You can't die here." Drumun falls to his knees
Rüsenfeld	am actually close to tears H. Knight is shaking with anger at this injustice Rose 's bow fally from her hand
Yvonne Lariel	"I told you you wouldn't like this plan."
Rose	falls Yvonne Lariel smiles sadly, tears dripping down her face. Yvonne Lariel pulls out a scroll from her bag... Rose actualy cries for the first time Rüsenfeld sticks the light dagger in the ground hard
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne waves sadly, and she casts Time Travel.
H. Knight	holy-
Drumun	woah, TIME TRAVEL
Rose	wtf
Rüsenfeld	wibbly wobbly
Drufle (GM)	The world rapidly fades from around you, and for just a few seconds, you see the undead beasts overwhelm the plateau. Rüsenfeld tries to shout but his voice fails H. Knight reaches out to the vision
Drufle (GM)	The world blurs into white, and you feel space and time whipping around you.
Drumun	"Ah...ah...failed..." Rose gives up Drumun turns back into a dwarf
Drufle (GM)	And after what feels like an eternity, but is truly only a few minutes, the world fades back into view.
Drumun	now where are we?
Rose	????
H. Knight	,..picturesque Drumun looks around
Drufle (GM)	You're standing back on the plateau, and the world around you is beautiful.
Rüsenfeld	"What.."
Drumun	"This...this can't be tha same place"
Rose	where are we
H. Knight	"Where Did She Send Us?"
Drumun	"Where...when are we?"
Rüsenfeld	"When, not where." H. Knight doesn't know it's time travel
Drufle (GM)	The grass is green, the sky is blue with scattered clouds, and large trees surround this small grove. Drumun slams his fist into the ground in frustration
Rüsenfeld	what are those pillars Rose: Perception Challenge Roll 0
Drufle (GM)	Around you stand six intricately-carved pillars. Each made of a beautiful metal, inscribed with runes and each bearing a title. Rose: Intellect Challenge Roll 0 that's better
Rüsenfeld	What language are the runes?
Drufle (GM)	The runes themselves are in High Archaic, listing the various accomplishments of the people they mark.
Rüsenfeld	great I can read those
Rose	us?
Drumun	"What is this?"
Drufle (GM)	The titles are in Common. H. Knight approaches the dark blue one
Drufle (GM)	A dark green and light blue pillar, made of enchanted wood, labelled "The Saved Princess"
Rose	oh
Drufle (GM)	A deep indigo and orange one, made of dwarven steel, marked "The Calm Beast" Rose falls on her knees
Drumun	"Who is dis for?"
Drufle (GM)	A shiny blue and neon yellow pillar, in wrought iron, with "The Faithful Defender" H. Knight moves to that one instrad
Rüsenfeld	i'll read out loud the high archaic writings?
Drufle (GM)	A glorious silver white one, with golden knives carved into it, labelled "The True Savior"
Rose	i can ready them aswell
Rüsenfeld	drumun and HK can't tho
Drufle (GM)	A solid gold one with yellow markings, labelled "The Fallen Scholar" Drumun is slowly realizing what this is
Rüsenfeld	Yvonne :(
Drumun	"This...this can't be..." "Someone...knew we'd be here" H. Knight is at a loss for words Rose places a flower on yvonnes
Drufle (GM)	And finally, a simple brown stone one with brown etchings, with the name, "The Final Martyr"
Rüsenfeld	"No, Drumun... This is a memorial." "We were presumed to die here."
Drumun	"..."
Drufle (GM)	Surrounding these six rods are many flowers and tokens, offerings to the six saviors of the world.
Rüsenfeld	"Yvonne didn't make it back..." Rose cries
H. Knight	"So Is This... The Future??"
Rüsenfeld	am actually in tears now Drumun kneels down to pay his respects to Yvonne's totem
Drufle (GM)	MONOLOGUE TIME
Samantha Rose H.	thanks gm, I'm actualy crying
Drumun	at least Thicket is probably alive still she is going to freak when she sees us H. Knight slowly sits as well
Drufle (GM)	RESPECT THE MONOLOGUE
Drumun	NEVAH (okay fine)
Drufle (GM)	After an hour or so of sitting by the pillars, the party finally stands and decided to leave the plateau. The world around you is truly beautiful; grass is green, cities look like they're being rebuilt.
H. Knight	"We Did It.."
Drufle (GM)	At the foot of the plateau is a small town called Heroes' Rest. After questioning the locals, you discovering that you've been sent almost 40 years into the future.
Drumun	"Ah'm...speechless... Ah've never seen the world so...beautiful"
Rose	but we... we lost her
H. Knight	"Forty?!"
Drufle (GM)	From their descriptions, it sounds like after the battle at the Plateau, the undead monsters collapses not long after.
Rüsenfeld	wow, man.. 40 years.. dear ol' Bertram may have passed away in the meantime so Ruse will never see his dad again
Drufle (GM)	The strange happenings of the world dwindled to near nothing, simple strange occurrences instead of an ever-present terror. For more information, the villagers direct you to go and talk to the town's city hall, where you can speak to the founder. You walk to the building, a squat structure with simple furnishings, and a sign labelling it the "Hero's Guild." You swing open the heavy wooden doors, and inside... You see, sitting at the main desk, a woman in her 30's dressed in simple green clothes working on a city ledge, and sitting beside her, a young girl in her late teens reading a book.
Rose	elsa?
Drufle (GM)	The older woman instinctively looks up to the party, and her eyes grow wide as she looks at you.
Rüsenfeld	man, that art tho holy crap Drumun tips his hat
H. Knight	good on golurk
Drumun	praise the might golurk
Drufle (GM)	She runs up to the party and gives Ruse a big hug.
H. Knight	WAIT A SEC
Rose	wtf
Drufle (GM)	She smiles up at him, and says... "Welcome home, everyone."
Rose	hi dad
Drumun	woah
H. Knight	:D :D :D :D
Drufle (GM)	Because in this world, nobody is gone forever.
Rüsenfeld	oh right i was like
Drumun	ohhhh
H. Knight	oh yah silly me
Rüsenfeld	is that yvonne? it can't be yvonne
Drumun	reincarnation?
Drufle (GM)	And that'd be the end!
Rüsenfeld	i didn't realise you driectly reincarnate into yourself though?
Drumun	that is one hell of a trap on that memory Rose runs up and hugs her
Rüsenfeld	holy shit guys
Drufle (GM)	Technically it isn't Yvonne, she has a new name now.
Rüsenfeld	we finished a campaign Rose then slapps her
H. Knight	she just remember us
Drufle (GM)	So does Not!Roy.
H. Knight	because it was IMportant
Drumun	we...actually finished something
H. Knight	ROY
Rüsenfeld	guys
Rose	DONE EVER DO THAT A FUCKING GAIN
Rüsenfeld	we did it
Drumun	I thought that looked like an older roy
Drufle (GM)	God, my hands are shaking, gimme a sec. H. Knight bearhugs Neo-Roy
Drumun	"It's good ta be back"
Drufle (GM)	Alright, I'm good.
Rüsenfeld	"I'll pop the kettle on this time, shall I?" smiles
Drufle (GM)	So, a few things to end the campaign with. Rose drops the head
H. Knight	she's still reading the King in Yellow, though...
Rose	sorry about that
H. Knight	kicks the head behind the door
Drumun	some things never change
Drufle (GM)	First off, I never ended up using any of the information from The Hunger in the Void book. So you guys can read that now if you want.
H. Knight	cool
Rüsenfeld	nice
Drufle (GM)	I'll spoil the biggest thing for you though.
H. Knight	DEMON MAKING TIME
Drumun	we never went to the void
Drufle (GM)	Because holy shit the biggest plot twist is a doozy.
H. Knight	spill those beans!
Rüsenfeld	what is a doozy?
Drumun	the plot twist to end all plot twists
Rüsenfeld	like bad?
Drufle (GM)	So the book has a really massive thing in it. The creation story of this universe.
Rose	what
H. Knight	ooh
Drumun	oh
Rüsenfeld	oh what
Drumun	wow
Drufle (GM)	In the beginning, there was The God. The only true god in this world.
H. Knight	THE god
Rose	oh
Drufle (GM)	He created everything, for the most part.
Rose	the 6 days guy
H. Knight	*seven
Drufle (GM)	But after a while, he got lonely, and created the Demiurge.
Rose	he did nothing on the last day
H. Knight	oh right
Drufle (GM)	The demiurge had just as much creative potential, but went more wild with it.
H. Knight	goddamn Gnosticism!
Drufle (GM)	He took bits and pieces of the God's energy and made the genies.
Rüsenfeld	what, they just got bored so they made everything?
Drumun	its what gods do, man
Drufle (GM)	The genies were the true creator of the material worlds, creating humans, dwarves, etc.
Rose	that's gods for ya
Rüsenfeld	i mean yeah that's fair
Drumun	they gotta fill time somehow
Rüsenfeld	i just always imagine some sort of catalyst
Drufle (GM)	But eventually they got greedy and began taking from both the demiurge and the God.
H. Knight	no time to fill before they invented it
Drumun	well that's why the invented time
Drufle (GM)	After not long, the Demiurge fractured into billions of pieces, which became the first demons.
Drumun	ohhhh oh dear
Drufle (GM)	The genies, in an attempt to bind these monsters, bound many of these demons into flesh.
Rose	woops
Drufle (GM)	These first demons became souls.
Drumun	HOLY SHIT
H. Knight	oh noo
Rüsenfeld	oh my word
Drumun	HOOOOLY SHHIIIT
Rüsenfeld	ohhh my word
Drufle (GM)	This is why your body begins fracturing and melting as your corruption increases.
Rose	were all demons
H. Knight	huh
Drufle (GM)	You slowly revert to your original being.
Drumun	we were the real demons all along
Rüsenfeld	It was me, Demonio!
Rose	snap lol
Drufle (GM)	But after many millenia of this abuse of the God's power, he became angry.
Drumun	so devils are meant to prevent that from happening
H. Knight	"I GO OUT FOR FIVE MINUTES TO GET THE MAIL AND LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE"
Drufle (GM)	The demiurge and the genies had torn huge pieces of him apart, and he became more and more furious as he slowly grew insane.
Rüsenfeld	the demon lord is the god?
Drufle (GM)	Eventually he snapped entirely and flew into a rage, seeking to destroy everything that he had made.
Drumun	yikes
Drufle (GM)	And thus the Demon Lord was born.
Rüsenfeld	the demon lord is the god. hahahahahah.... and I wanted to fight it...
Rose	wow, but we guessed that already
Rüsenfeld	YOU might've i don't even remember that discussion
Drufle (GM)	The genies, in a final act of protection, turned themselves into a shield to protect the universes they created.
Rüsenfeld	and i also avoided al lthe plot stuff ou guys read
Drufle (GM)	The few that were left were driven mad by the disconnect from their creator.
Drumun	the creation story was as grey as the world it made
Drufle (GM)	So that's the biggest twist in that book, there's a bunch of other cool stuff though.
Drumun	and just as dire
Drufle (GM)	There's one other little plot twist I wanted to tell you about. And it has to do with the identity of Yew. Rose looks at roy
Rüsenfeld	"Thank you Sol for finding one of the best Dark Fantasy settings ever"
Rose	could you create a portal so i could go home?
Drufle (GM)	You see, while all of Yew's power was left on Urth, his soul was sent to the underworld and scrubbed away like most other people.
Drumun	Yew was Sol all along
Rüsenfeld	hahha
Drufle (GM)	Yew is an interesting name, as it references the wood of the same name.
H. Knight	yew was a canon boy? I thought you made him up!
Drufle (GM)	It was a popular wood to use in French bows, as it was supple and easy to use. Hence his last name being Fletcher.
Rose	same as in my bow
Drufle (GM)	The French loved the wood so much that they named some of their children after it. Of course, they didn't say Yew, they used the French word, Ivo. Or the female version...
Rüsenfeld	Yvonne.
Drufle (GM)	Yvonne.
Drumun	well then
Rose	wow
H. Knight	what a way Sol claps
Drufle (GM)	And that's a plot twist Golurk didn't even know! As well as literally everything I have left to say.
Horanoven A.	well played, sir Rose salutes through the 4th wall
Drufle (GM)	I'm done, after 21 sessions.
Horanoven A.	I think I'll leave Drumun to do his things
H. Knight	congratulations
Horanoven A.	the adventure...is finally over our first complete journey
Drufle (GM)	And a total of only two commissions from Golurk. gosh my eyes hurt
Rose	major congrats
Drufle (GM)	I was struggling to type during that last section. I was tearing up something awful. Horanoven A. pats the GM on the back
Drufle (GM)	That's the hardest I've cried in a good few years. Oof, alright.
Moppy	aww
Horanoven A.	it was one hell of an ending
Moppy	everyone crying except me ; 3;
Rose	well thanks for passing it on to a hormonal girl................
Drufle (GM)	pffft
Horanoven A.	you can meditate with Drumun if you want
Drufle (GM)	I actually have to go eat lunch now.
Horanoven A.	that is a good point
Moppy	well! there's one thing HK still has to do
Drufle (GM)	Oh, and for those wondering.
Rose	and me
Moppy	he has to track down his not-quite-wife and surrogate son!
Drufle (GM)	Wari, Thicket, Crank, all of them, they're fine.
Moppy	yayy
Horanoven A.	I should hope so
Drufle (GM)	Much older at this point, but fine.
Horanoven A.	Thicket is a fae, she doesn't really age
Drufle (GM)	As is all the people that had been knocked out by the red water.
Rose	I'm going to find a way to the fey realm
Moppy	but drufle WHY
Drufle (GM)	Without the connection to the dreamlands, they woke up.
Moppy	why the plot????
Rose	why not
Moppy	what was diabolus actually up to?? was he the furious?
Horanoven A.	will we ever know??
Drufle (GM)	The original plan was to corrupt Roy, and have her try and drain as much dream power from the world as possible. Because Diabolus is also actually Hastur, the old god.
Moppy	ok
Drufle (GM)	He thrives on dream energy. They weren't actually expecting you to be able to enter the dreamlands.
Moppy	so he got greedy for more than belief
Drufle (GM)	He knew about Yew, but he made sure every ounce of information was scrubbed from the man. Diabolus had no idea Yew had left his power on Urth.
Moppy	fool
Rose	woops
Horanoven A.	not until it was Too Late
Drufle (GM)	He's just a very old elf, there's only so much he can do.
Rose	rookie mistake
Moppy	true
Drufle (GM)	Oh and by the way, all the Old Gods and the New God are actually just very old elves.
Horanoven A.	Hastur is an elf? wuuuuut
Drufle (GM)	The Demon Lord is literally the only true god in the entire setting.
Moppy	this is the bit I spoiled myself on
Horanoven A.	holy crap
Rose	so i can go home then?
Moppy	prolly
Drufle (GM)	Oh yeah, of course.
Rose	and shouldn't they have recognised me?
Drufle (GM)	Without Diabolus' connection to the material world, which you severed, the world is quite a lot better. Well, most of the elven "gods" don't pay a lot of attention to the material world.
Horanoven A.	finally get to retire
Drufle (GM)	And they have kind of a pact to not interfere too much.
Moppy	so this wasn't a cosmic game of poker with demons, but a simple power play from the devil that went really really badly
Drufle (GM)	Yep.
Moppy	wow
Rose	fun times
Moppy	this just means the demon lord can move in now sequel~~
Drufle (GM)	So I really do need to go eat now.
Moppy	and I have to go lunch too
Horanoven A.	yeah, I do too
Moppy	thank you for all of this! Rose grabs her bags to leave
Horanoven A.	see ya'll next time for the NEXT GAME
Drufle (GM)	Any more comments/questions/whatever can go in telegram, but be here same time next week! All of you joining the BW game at least.
Horanoven A.	woo
H. Knight	is sam?
Rose	np
Drufle (GM)	We'll be working on character creation then.
H. Knight	guess so!
Drufle (GM)	See y'all later!
Horanoven A.	bye everyone
Rose	and yes I'm game for another game see ya
H. Knight	better get voice chat!
Rose	good bye rose Samantha Rose H. waves off rose as she walks back to her home realm