Drufle (GM)	So, I'm not even going to pretend to remember what session this is.
Roy	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsAk-f-p6qc
Drufle (GM)	I think it's, what, 4? 5?
Drumun	well, we've not had a lot, lets count first session was the crypt
Drufle (GM)	First adventure was two sessions, level 1 was only one. So I guess this is session4?
Drumun	probably
R�senfeld	where's the usual charsheet?
Drumun	we'll fix it in post
Drufle (GM)	Under the, uh, second tab at the top?
Drumun	oh, you see those icons above the chat window?
Drufle (GM)	Or is it third for you guys too.
R�senfeld	oh got it
Drumun	its second for us
R�senfeld	thanks
Drufle (GM)	There's a lot more characters in there now. So, last time! Man, what a long night.
Drumun	yes, a very long night
Roy	let us never speak of that night again
Drufle (GM)	The party was sent to deal with an orcish uprising and realized there were Things going on in this city that were probably not very good!
Drumun	aye, it all smells fishy
R�senfeld	You would smell fish, you're a boatman.
Drufle (GM)	This will be picking up almost immediately after last session, the next morning.
Drumun	fishier than usual where are we? an inn?
Roy	did we have breakfast
Drumun	we gotta have breakfast!
Drufle (GM)	The party leaves the fort, returns to the little villa provided to them, and has a nice sleep.
Roy	ooh a villa
Drumun	well aint that fancy ZZZZZZZzzz
Roy	z
Drufle (GM)	You hear a knock on the door, as the sun rises. BANG BANG BANG
Drumun	"Wassat? Who dere?"
Roy	"-_-" Drumun flops out of bed
Drumun	wump R�senfeld wakes from his fitful slumber with a slight start Drumun puts his hat on and walks up to the door
Inquisitor	BANG BANG BANG
Drumun	"Ah'm commin, ah'm commin" R�senfeld walks after the dwarf
Roy	"-__- someone's at the door?"
Inquisitor	HELLO YOU CAN HEAR MY NAME BY MY KNOCK
Drumun	"Whut ever happened ta manners" Drumun opens the door
R�senfeld	"Must be inquisition, they haven one. none*
Drufle (GM)	Says the novice Inquisitor.
Roy	dohoho
R�senfeld	they sent us into death's embrace!
Drumun	to be fair, he's raided a few corpses
R�senfeld	i'm gonna be a GOOD inquisitor
Drufle (GM)	:P Outside the door are two Inquisitors, flanked by four heavily armored orc guards.
Drumun	"Well then, whut can we do fer ya?" Roy takes a look at the commotion, still rubbing her eyes
Inquisitor	"This is the temporary residence of Inquisition group 14.3, correct?" R�senfeld nods
Drumun	"Ah think so"
Inquisitor	"Good. You are all under arrest for treason against the High Inquisition."
Drumun	"Ah'm sorry? Ya wanna run that by me again?"
Roy	i would spit out my drink if i had one
Drumun	should I hit him in the face with my warhammer? or would that be a bad idea?
Roy	"!!!"
R�senfeld	"Calm down, Drumun. Alright, we'll come quietly."
Drufle (GM)	The pile of guards behind them would suggest that's probably a poor idea. I mean, they don't have pogs, but they're there.
R�senfeld	"But there will be accounts to settle after this."
Roy	"treason?! at this hour?" R�senfeld glares that particular mad glare of his at the inquisitrs
Drumun	"Fine fine, but y'all better have a good explanation fer this"
Inquisitor	"I'm glad you understand. Follow us to Grand Court. No funny business shall be tolerated."
R�senfeld	"I agree."
Drumun	"Else Ah'm quitten this monkey business"
R�senfeld	"With the dwarf."
Roy	"At least let us have our breakfast first." She mutters under her breath Inquisitor motions to the guards, and steps to the sisde.
Inquisitor	Also the side.
Roy	lets call phoenix wright
R�senfeld	is h knigh with us
Roy	hell sort this out
H. Knight	I am here in spirit
Drumun	he is, just doesn't know what to say
R�senfeld	he's the worst defense attorney without help though
H. Knight	I just can't really grok what we're doing right now I can fight but I can't interact spoons
Drumun	we're getting arrested
Drufle (GM)	You're being arrested!
Roy	lets go
Drufle (GM)	Congratulations.
Drumun	"Lead the way..."
R�senfeld	that's what we get for being pacifists Drumun motions to the guards
Drufle (GM)	The two inquisitors head off in front of you, and two of the orc guards behind them. The other two orcs wait for the group to follow. Drumun follows
Drufle (GM)	What order does the party walk in?
Drumun	Ah guess I'm up front?
Roy	i go last
Drumun	I was closest to the door
Drufle (GM)	Gotcha.
R�senfeld	i'll walk in the middle next to h knight?
Roy	"I hope they know they're arresting a child"
H. Knight	all in a row
Drufle (GM)	Something like this, then?
R�senfeld	"Your age plays no part in Inquisition law, unfortunately. I am sorry, child." looks goo to me good, too oh wait the front is south yeah
Roy	"What did we even do.. how did they know"
R�senfeld	"I imagine it's because we didn't follow orders."
Drufle (GM)	The little jailee procession begins moving out towards a particularly intimidating building on a hill.
R�senfeld	"But the orders would've gone against the sanctity life and the New God's will."
Roy	"We followed them, in spirit...?"
Drumun	"Ah'm thinkin I dun like yer church all that much, Russ"
R�senfeld	"Do not fear, child, the New God has not abandoned us yet."
Drufle (GM)	(To GM) rolling d20+1+2d6k1 ( 19 )+1+( 5 + 2 ) = 25
R�senfeld	"My church... yes. Perhaps there are changes to be made in my church."
Drufle (GM)	About halfway there, one of the orcs bumps into Roy from behind.
Roy	rude
R�senfeld	you should probably perceive
Drufle (GM)	You feel a hand slip something into your robe's pockets.
R�senfeld	in case they're fthiev- oh nevermidn
Roy	"@#$"
H. Knight	nega-theft
Drumun	oh shit do we have connections now?
R�senfeld	looks like it
Roy	i try checking what it is discretely
R�senfeld	do i spot that, GM?
Drufle (GM)	You can roll perception to check, sure.
Drumun	I won't even try to percieve that, I'm up at the front looking forward
Drufle (GM)	I think you're fine Roy, there is a massive robot hiding you from the inquisitors.
Roy	woops he gone ok
Drufle (GM)	You can roll AGI with two boons, if you'd like.
Sol	fuck
Drufle (GM)	Hello again.
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 2d6k1( 4 )+0+( 4 + 3 ) = 8
Drufle (GM)	Oh dear.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 6 )+2+() = 8
Drumun	okay so, about that giant robot
Roy	nice
R�senfeld	i'm a blind old man
Drufle (GM)	You make a lot of noise pulling it out, and one of the inquisitors glances back for a moment.
R�senfeld	can i distract the inquisitor with my INT or something
Drufle (GM)	Sure! Go ahead.
Drumun	I could try as well
R�senfeld	since i heard that paper rustle right so i know about it now
Drumun	thought I'd probably fail that
Drufle (GM)	You totally didn't. I mean, you heard the rustle, I suppose.
R�senfeld	that check was for the utpocketing
Drufle (GM)	You didn't perceive that, yeah.
R�senfeld	then she tried to open it discreetly and failed
Drufle (GM)	Gimme an INT check with one boon.
R�senfeld	so we all know she id right?
Drumun	I'm too stupid to connect the dots
Drufle (GM)	Correct. Aaaand there he goes again.
Drumun	I can try I suppose
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 1d6k1( 17 )+2+( 2 ) = 21
Drufle (GM)	Is your internet having problems, Sol? Oh geez.
Drumun	welp, that's a distraction
Drufle (GM)	Well that sure is a success.
R�senfeld	no i just keep clicking bookmarks
Drufle (GM)	How do you distract him?
Drumun	ask questions?
R�senfeld	"So this is how you worship your God?"
Drumun	OH SNAP SON
R�senfeld	"You arrest performers of holy deeds?" Inquisitor whips his head to Rusenfeld.
R�senfeld	"Or are you so corrupt now that the New God has no meaning to you?"
Roy	meanwhile i look at the thing
Inquisitor	"No back-talk, traitor. You will get your answers in court."
Drufle (GM)	The paper has some crudely scrawled Common on it.
Drumun	"Ah want to know that too, actually"
R�senfeld	"If i don't ask you these questions, you should ask yourselves them!"
Drufle (GM)	"Alley soon; orcs friends; hit armor men"
Roy	ooh
Drumun	we're about to become the enemies of the most powerful church in all the known world Inquisitor scoffs at the people behind him.
Drumun	are they asking us to attack?
Roy	how do i alert everyone else about thi
Inquisitor	"If we were the ones in the wrong, why are you the ones being arrested, hm?"
R�senfeld	jeez the editor is buging out on me "That's a good question. We'll find out in court, as you said."
Drumun	"Do ya even know what we're here fer?" Drumun is now quite upset
R�senfeld	"Do you, indeed?"
Inquisitor	"That's enough questions. Quiet, all of you!" Inquisitor turns forward again and continues marching silently.
Drumun	the moment I get level 4 I'm totally using my boar powers on these jerks
Drufle (GM)	Up ahead, the road towards the Court ends at a wall of buildings.
Drumun	I'll get my revenge someday
R�senfeld	yeah roy better alert us to the plan
Roy	is that where the alley is
Drufle (GM)	The guards point towards between the buildings, through an alleyway.
Drumun	is it time?
Roy	it is
Drumun	if roy attacks, I'll follow suit do we have our weapons? did they let us keep them?
Inquisitor	"We'll cut through here, gets us to the court faster."
Drufle (GM)	The orcs in the front are currently holding your weapons.
Drumun	I c
R�senfeld	This is all roll20, just so you're aware not my internet
Drufle (GM)	:P
Drumun	pass the note around roy I think we can all read common
Roy	:oo i try to throw the note to ruse
R�senfeld	i can, i dunno about h knight
Drufle (GM)	The procession passes between the buildings, and the sky above disappears behind thick stone roofs.
Drumun	the orcs will have to act first I need weapons to be strong
R�senfeld	we weren't disarmed we 'agreed' to come quietly or did i miss some detail
Drufle (GM)	You were, but the orcs in front of you are currently holding them.
R�senfeld	oh
Drufle (GM)	I actually forgot that part, shhhhh.
R�senfeld	lmao
Drufle (GM)	Roy, give me an AGI check. See if you can do this.
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 11 )+0+() = 11
Drufle (GM)	There you go.
R�senfeld	huzzah is that enough? or do i need one?
Drufle (GM)	No, you're good. R�senfeld catches the note and quickly glances at it before dropping it
Drumun	oh so I don't get to read it, fine...
R�senfeld	sorry used to do this for a living fforce of habit
Drufle (GM)	Can you read common, Drumun?
Drumun	yes I can read drawf and common
Drufle (GM)	I keep forgetting which of you are literate. R�senfeld pats drumun on the back twice rapidly
Drumun	I am a cultured, literate dwarf R�senfeld nods towards the alleway and makes a fist Drumun turns around Drumun squits, confusedly
Drufle (GM)	The group passes into the alleyway.
R�senfeld	well you'll find out
Drumun	I keep my mouth shut regardless
R�senfeld	i can mouth it at you will that suffice it's technically speaking common
Drumun	sure
Drufle (GM)	Suddenly, the orcs in front of you idly toss the weapons they're holding behind them, and go to stab the soldiers in front!
R�senfeld	nevermind lol
Drumun	AGI CHECKS right? or can I just pick my stuff up?
Drufle (GM)	I think picking stuff up is actually a free action in this game. Which is bizarre.
R�senfeld	pfffff really Drumun stops, a bit startled, and then goes to pick up his things
R�senfeld	great!
Roy	nice R�senfeld picks up his stuff quickly
R�senfeld	is that true for arming too? Roy scrambles to collect her things
Drumun	Arming is a swift action I think
Drufle (GM)	https://soundcloud.com/abhijith86george/combat-dark-souls-ost-bell Yeah, switching weapons is a t-action. If you're unarmed, though, I think that's still free.
H. Knight	oh I suppose I do have gear as well
R�senfeld	hm
H. Knight	i pick that up
R�senfeld	should i arm my staff or gun?
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3+1d6( 8 )+3+( 1 ) = 12
R�senfeld	loading is NOT free
Drumun	staff first
Drufle (GM)	Loading is not free, no.
Drumun	unless the gun is already loaded R�senfeld hefts his staff
R�senfeld	i ahven't noted whether it is or not, so i assume not Drumun hefts up his Warhammer
Roy	i holf my rapier
Drufle (GM)	Ok well that first one was a miss. Let's try the other one. rolling d20+3+1d6 ( 8 )+3+( 2 ) = 13 Also a miss...
H. Knight	how do you miss stabbing peoplel
Drufle (GM)	Oh well, so much for the surprise round!
Drumun	"Well, this works fer me"
R�senfeld	do they fail? both of them??
Drufle (GM)	The two inquisitors whip around, utterly surprised.
R�senfeld	wat
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, the inquisitors' defenses are 17.
Drumun	well then
R�senfeld	jeez
Drumun	that's a lot
Roy	"I think it's time to help them!"
R�senfeld	that's not good for us
Drufle (GM)	They're well-armored and have a shield!
Drumun	lets break some face
R�senfeld	uh i am too far away so slow move slow turn*
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, you guys are up first!
Drumun	I slow as well
Drufle (GM)	Also, did everyone open the music link?
Drumun	I can't reach from here
R�senfeld	i did, and it's on loop
Drufle (GM)	https://soundcloud.com/abhijith86george/combat-dark-souls-ost-bell Here it is again if anyone missed it. Slow for Ruse and Drumun, anyone want a fast turn? Because these orcs are definitely going fast, the front ones.
Roy	im taking slow
Drufle (GM)	HK?
H. Knight	well those orcs are kinda in the way of what I want to do
R�senfeld	quick question can I denounce humans?
H. Knight	so I guess slow as well
Drufle (GM)	So slow for everyone then. You can, yes.
R�senfeld	good
Drufle (GM)	Censure is the demons-only one.
R�senfeld	i'ma make this fucker KNEEL
Drufle (GM)	The front orcs attempt again to swing their battleaxes! rolling d20+3+d6 ( 6 )+3+( 2 ) = 11 rolling d20+3+d6 ( 10 )+3+( 4 ) = 17 There's one.
Roy	nice
Drumun	hey one of the did it
Roy	good job friends i hope you dont.. die >:D
R�senfeld	those defences are quite high, i really should arm my rifle
Drufle (GM)	rolling 1d6+2( 2 )+2 = 4
R�senfeld	woah that +2 is nice
Drufle (GM)	They're pretty tough dudes.
Drumun	"Right, ah guess this is how we're doin things"
Drufle (GM)	The inquisitors take their fast turns.
Inquisitor	"Treasonous filth! How dare you strike us!"
R�senfeld	don't mind the ping, just reminding myself how
Drumun	now we watch in horror and see just how strong these guys are
R�senfeld	they might be quite strong... priests are pretty scary
H. Knight	"Enough Talk. Have At You."
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3+d6( 19 )+3+( 1 ) = 23 Oh god.
Drumun	welp
Roy	oh wow
R�senfeld	waaat
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6+2( 6 )+2 = 8 Oh come on.
R�senfeld	waaaaaaaaaaaat
Drumun	oh...
H. Knight	what's happening I have forgotten how this game works
R�senfeld	orc just got hit REALLY hard which one of them? Drumun flinches as the Inquisitor strikes the orc
Drufle (GM)	Left one.
R�senfeld	@h knight first you make an attack roll to see if you cn hit, then damage roll
Drufle (GM)	The orcs are wearing simple brigandine, and thus only have 13 def.
R�senfeld	attack roll was crazy good, almost nat 20
H. Knight	yeah that's it
R�senfeld	then the damage roll was max damage
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3+d6( 1 )+3+( 3 ) = 7
R�senfeld	that's what's happened there
Drufle (GM)	Oh my.
H. Knight	jeez
Drufle (GM)	The other guy whiffs horribly. Alright, all of you guys are up!
Roy	"Another orgy of violence, this early in the day."
Drumun	the other one stole all his luck
R�senfeld	so the one that just attacked the orc? I DENOUNCE HIM! wat do no wait hmmm hmmm i'm too impulsive yeah i denounce him
Drufle (GM)	That's a WILL attack roll against his will.
Drumun	I have a question do Warhammers give 1 bane
R�senfeld	oh wait he's a rist too right priest*
Drufle (GM)	A bane? Uh.... I think so, yeah.
Drumun	hmmm
Drufle (GM)	They're cumbersome weapons.
Ruse	You can try anyway.
Drumun	I might switch to my axe
R�senfeld	i really want to
Drufle (GM)	d20+will mod.
R�senfeld	it'll followup with my arguments from before
Drufle (GM)	Denounce frightens them for 1 round, and also knocks them prone if you get a 20+ on your roll.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 14 )+2+() = 16
Drufle (GM)	A hit! Very good.
R�senfeld	"YOU DO NOT SERVE THE NEW GOD. YOU SERVE THE SHADOW.' @lefty priest
Drufle (GM)	Despite ripping a shred of flesh from the orc in front of him with one hit, dude is SCARED.
Drumun	a horrid realization
Drufle (GM)	Let's see, Drumun?
Drumun	now I'm totally smacking him in the face or should I go for the other guy?
Drufle (GM)	Lest we forget, frightened is 1 bane on all rolls, and no fast turns.
R�senfeld	the other guy i think man
Drufle (GM)	You're gonna have to aim high for these guys.
R�senfeld	lefty will not not attaack as well the next round
Drufle (GM)	They don't have a huge amount of health, but they're well-armored. Drumun sprints over to help the other orc
H. Knight	how big is this alley we're in
Drufle (GM)	As large as I revealed.
H. Knight	wow
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 1d6k1( 7 )+2+( 5 ) = 14 blah
R�senfeld	shit
Drufle (GM)	Oof. Not quite. Drumun slams his axe against the inquisitor's armor
Drufle (GM)	Good boon, but roll was a bit low.
Drumun	"DagNABBIT"
Drufle (GM)	HK? Paging sir Holy Knight, hello?
H. Knight	oh right
R�senfeld	you ok dude?
Drufle (GM)	Go try and smack a dude. Can I make a recommendation?
Roy	gotta getcha head in the game
H. Knight	please
Drufle (GM)	Go hit the guy on the left, and Ruse, use your Prayer ability. Give him an extra boon.
Roy	help the poor orcs
H. Knight	oh ok!
R�senfeld	can i do that right now? i
Drufle (GM)	Yes. Prayer uses a t-action, and thus can be done not on your turn. It also has unlimited uses per day so you don't need to worry about running out. Go get 'im, HK!
Drumun	well that is really good R�senfeld prays for the holy knight
Drufle (GM)	That's the orc, go around a bit more.
H. Knight	I can reach from over here right spear
Drufle (GM)	Oh, right! You can, yes. Stabby stab.
Drumun	spear around the orc
Roy	youre so big
Drufle (GM)	I believe this means you have two boons?
H. Knight	through the sword wound yes
Drufle (GM)	One from being a warrior, one from Prayer.
R�senfeld	wow is prayer really that good
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + -1 + 2d6k1( 1 )+-1+( 1 + 2 ) = 2
Drufle (GM)	I Holy shit.
H. Knight	kill me now
R�senfeld	wooow..
Drufle (GM)	Wait, you have a -1 STR mod?
Drumun	you didn't roll a 0 at least
H. Knight	do I??
Drumun	clockwork
Drufle (GM)	Oh, right.
H. Knight	I have 10 str
Drumun	total miss eh?
Roy	did you use your agi
H. Knight	shit i did
Drufle (GM)	Oh yeah, he used his AGI for whatever reason. I mean, it doesn't matter in this case.
Drumun	so just add one then
Drufle (GM)	What with the 2.
H. Knight	a whole 3
Drufle (GM)	But for future reference let's keep that in mind. Also remember.
H. Knight	can I change the mod?
Drufle (GM)	Both HK and Drumun do 1d6 more damage on their hits.
H. Knight	or are spears always this
Drufle (GM)	Spears are STR or AGI.
Drumun	yes
Drufle (GM)	Your choice.
Roy	my turn
H. Knight	okay then
Drufle (GM)	Go, Roy!
R�senfeld	lmao free mulligan
H. Knight	I knew something wasn't done
Roy	i scoot a bit cuz im not sure if i need line of sight
Drufle (GM)	Most spells do, I believe.
Roy	i cast spectral grasp! I draw a little symbol in the air with my finger
R�senfeld	more destat good idea
Drufle (GM)	That's, what, an INT attack?
Drumun	debuff all the things
Roy	"You've found your God, but have you found the Yellow Sign?" yes
Drufle (GM)	oh no she learned the key phrase
Drumun	GASP
Drufle (GM)	Hit his AGI, then.
R�senfeld	key phrase wat
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 3 + 0d6k1( 6 )+3+() = 9
Drufle (GM)	Awww.
Roy	aw
Drufle (GM)	Not quite.
R�senfeld	damn!
Drufle (GM)	Next round!
Roy	some smoke comes out
Drumun	it appears they have infact, found the yellow sign
Drufle (GM)	Oh, wait.
Roy	"Nothing? Nothing?!"
Drufle (GM)	Hold up. Orcs in back have to move.
Drumun	"What you yellin about, lass?"
R�senfeld	that consumes a use of her spellpoer anyway I assume
Drufle (GM)	GREETINGS FRIEND
R�senfeld	power*
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3+d6( 18 )+3+( 1 ) = 22
Drumun	these inquisitors ain't goin anywhere
R�senfeld	holy shit
Drufle (GM)	STAB
R�senfeld	are you using DM-weighted dice
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6+2( 1 )+2 = 3
R�senfeld	that's a no
Drufle (GM)	:P Also, for those wondering how he got that far. Orcs have 12 speed!
Drumun	he has, yeah
Drufle (GM)	They're super fast.
Drumun	a shit ton of speed
Roy	sanic the orc
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+d6+3( 19 )+( 5 )+3 = 27 Ok wow.
Roy	so good
R�senfeld	holy fucking moly
Drumun	these orcs are doing way better than us
H. Knight	is that all the health?
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6+2( 3 )+2 = 5
H. Knight	ok no
Roy	they must have trained a lot
Drufle (GM)	They're very good at this.
H. Knight	why are we the players
Drufle (GM)	Now, top of the round!
R�senfeld	they REALLY want to repay the favour
Drufle (GM)	Who's going fast?
H. Knight	why do they spare us, the weaklings
Roy	drufle play with them instead we're just gonna watch
Drufle (GM)	pffft
Drumun	right, how we doin this
R�senfeld	if i can switch weapons and load in a fast action i will
Drufle (GM)	I assume most, if not all of you are going fast turns.
R�senfeld	otherwise slow so i can start that process
Drufle (GM)	Drumun, you go first.
Drumun	right
Drufle (GM)	And then HK.
Drumun	anyone got a Prayer for the dwerf?
Drufle (GM)	Let's get all the physical whacks.
H. Knight	I really wish "fast turn" meant "stab twice"
R�senfeld	i can't now you're far
Drumun	oh
R�senfeld	medium range
Drufle (GM)	Actually, Drumun is in range.
R�senfeld	is he?
Drufle (GM)	5 tiles. Wait, no. Wait, yes.
R�senfeld	he is if i count one tile down
Drufle (GM)	He is.
R�senfeld	alright yes prayer R�senfeld prays for the dwerff
Drumun	right
Drufle (GM)	You get one prayer per round.
Drumun	"HYAAAAH"
Drufle (GM)	Attack!
R�senfeld	it's a new round
Roy	ill take a fast
Drufle (GM)	I know, you just can't prayer everyone, unfortunately.
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 2d6k1( 11 )+2+( 6 + 3 ) = 19
R�senfeld	oh are you jsut makig sure i'm aware
Drumun	HAAAAAA
Roy	great
Drufle (GM)	A hit! Roll damage!
R�senfeld	fair fair
Drumun	one moment R�senfeld 's puppeteer prays R�senfeld IRL
Drumun	rolling 2d6+1( 2 + 4 )+1 = 7
Drufle (GM)	3d6 damage, I believe.
Drumun	blah
R�senfeld	that's not too bad bro
Drumun	I'm using Axe
Drufle (GM)	Oh, gotcha.
Drumun	Hammer would hit harder but have less boones
Drufle (GM)	HK! You just have the one boon this time. See if we can't hit this jerk.
H. Knight	can I move over to the left
Drufle (GM)	Sure! Drumun brings his axes across the inquisitor's waist, between his armor
R�senfeld	you SHOLD that's good idea
Drufle (GM)	Good idea. Give some more line of sight for the casters.
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 1d6k1( 11 )+0+( 6 ) = 17
Drufle (GM)	Whoo!
Drumun	uhh...
H. Knight	better rolling 2d6 + 0 ( 2 + 3 )+0 = 5
Drumun	you can't move and attack on a fast turn
Drufle (GM)	Oh, true.
Drumun	there we go
H. Knight	want me to try again?
Drumun	no that's fine
Drufle (GM)	No, we'll just delegate that movement a bit later.
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	You'd go before left guy anyway. Since he can't do fast turns.
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	Also is that 2d6 including your +1d6? I think it does.
Drumun	I think spears do 1d6 damage normally
Drufle (GM)	I wouldn't imagine a spear normally does 2d6. Ok, Roy? Ruse? Either of you going fast?
R�senfeld	hm well
Roy	im gonna try that again
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead!
R�senfeld	can i switch weapons and load in one move?
Roy	"I'm gonna try that again."
H. Knight	yeah it does include the warrior thingy
Drufle (GM)	Ruse: yes.
R�senfeld	i do that
Drufle (GM)	Roll your INT attack.
Roy	has the prayer activated already
Drufle (GM)	Yes. Drumun used it.
Roy	aww rolling 1d20 + 3 + 0d6k1 ( 16 )+3+() = 19
Drufle (GM)	A hit!
Drumun	nice
R�senfeld	looks like you're good anyway :D
Drufle (GM)	Not quite 20. Roll 1d3.
Roy	rolling 1d3( 1 ) = 1
Drufle (GM)	Poor left man gets another bane for a round.
Roy	poo
Drufle (GM)	Orc time!
Roy	at least theres a debuff
Drufle (GM)	First, the left ones. rolling d20+3+d6 ( 4 )+3+( 2 ) = 9 rolling d20+3+d6 ( 17 )+3+( 6 ) = 26 Miss, hit. rolling d6+2 ( 6 )+2 = 8
Drumun	I'm glad these are our allies
Drufle (GM)	Then, the right ones.
Drumun	also more max damage
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3+d6( 9 )+3+( 5 ) = 17 rolling d20+3+d6 ( 3 )+3+( 2 ) = 8 Hit, miss. rolling d6+2 ( 6 )+2 = 8 Ok seriously with this.
H. Knight	aren't these people dead yet thanks
Drufle (GM)	That one is! Drumun watches as the inquisitor in front of him gets torn apart
Drufle (GM)	Now, HK comes down and does 5 damage!
Drumun	"Ah almost feel sorry fer 'im"
H. Knight	oh ok
R�senfeld	isn't it nice to be pacifitic
Drufle (GM)	He has, I kid you not, 1 hp left.
Roy	"After this I think we owe these orcs a drink, or ten!"
R�senfeld	we get to have minions do our dirty work
H. Knight	"Nothing ever changes, does it."
Drufle (GM)	I mean, he gets a turn now, technically. With two banes on his rolls. HAVE AT THEE ORCISH SWINE
H. Knight	smart move would be to surrender
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3-1d6( 16 )+3-( 6 ) = 13
Roy	so we can interrogate em
Drufle (GM)	wow
Drumun	he hit one
Drufle (GM)	Even with a max bane, he still hit. rolling d6+2 ( 3 )+2 = 5
R�senfeld	that's one bane..
H. Knight	clearly they are the heroes
R�senfeld	wern'et there two? ?
Drumun	max overrides anyways
Drufle (GM)	He had a boon, remember.
R�senfeld	no, i did not. haha fair
Drufle (GM)	Top of the round!
Drumun	CHARGE
Drufle (GM)	HK, Drumun, someone.
R�senfeld	BOOM! no wit wait
Drufle (GM)	Go stab him- or that.
R�senfeld	i probably want to move first
Drumun	I'll charge first Prayer for a dwerf?
Drufle (GM)	If you're going to move, you'll have to wait.
R�senfeld	i wait slow turn
Drufle (GM)	Many people want to stab this guy.
R�senfeld	someone else can kill hi i want to pump him full of lead
Drumun	Charge is something I can do, right?
H. Knight	can we capture him somehow would it even help?
R�senfeld	oh man can we
Drufle (GM)	Uh, you can try and make him surrender.
Drumun	hmm, that's an idea
Drufle (GM)	Try a Will attack.
Roy	knock him out
H. Knight	ok
Drumun	"Ya sure ye want ta keep goin, armor lad?"
H. Knight	how do
Roy	pull oout his finger nails
Drufle (GM)	Or you can do subduel-damage, that'd work too.
R�senfeld	subduel?
Drufle (GM)	Hit him but specify non-lethal damage.
H. Knight	right
Drumun	any penalty for that?
Drufle (GM)	Try that, HK.
H. Knight	can I brain him with my shield
R�senfeld	well i have high will so if you guys fail i can try shouting at him some more
Drufle (GM)	No penalties for non-lethal, no.
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	Beat him over the head with your shield.
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 1d6k1( 15 )+0+( 4 ) = 19
Drufle (GM)	WHAP Aaaand down he goes.
H. Knight	"sleep."
Drumun	"Ah guess dat answers dat then"
Drufle (GM)	https://soundcloud.com/praise-the-music/gwynevere-princess-of-sunlight H. Knight drags the guy out of the way of the orcs
R�senfeld	so what do oyu guys want to do with our prisoner? we gotta stop te orcs killing him then right let them know it was non-lethatl, i dunno if ruse knos
Drumun	HK is dragging him
H. Knight	"I have subdued an assailant. We may have a use for him."
Drumun	"wait, he ain't dead?"
H. Knight	"I decided it would be... prudent to leave one alive."
R�senfeld	"It is a fitting fate from the New God that this heathen should suffer more. You did well, Holy Knight." "And we may get some answers this way, too."
Roy	"Now we can arrest -him-!" H. Knight stays tactfully silent R�senfeld laughs despite himself
Drumun	"Ah know ah ain't the smartest one here, but ah think we best leave"
Roy	"Are all of you alright, new friends?"
Drumun	"Dun think tha church will like us much now"
R�senfeld	"So, orcs. We owe you a debt of gratitude."
Drufle (GM)	Sorry hello I am back.
R�senfeld	"Where to now? We can't stay here."
Drufle (GM)	I mean, one of the orcs is uh. A wee bit beat up.
Drumun	he took quite a beating
R�senfeld	oh can any of us heal? i didn't get any Life..
Drumun	Russ, you have a healing ability as a priest
Drufle (GM)	You have shared recovery, right?
R�senfeld	yeah can i apply that to npcs?
Drumun	why not?
Drufle (GM)	Of course!
R�senfeld	oh ok cool what's the cooldown on that like again?
Drufle (GM)	Once/day.
R�senfeld	ok well unfortunately for me i don't discriminate
Drumun	it'd be a kind gesture
Drufle (GM)	He'll be fine if you don't want to do it.
R�senfeld	this one?
Drumun	I think the top-left one?
R�senfeld	is it space-dependant at all/ can i heal all of you?
H. Knight	i think its top left too
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, the upper left one. It's short range. So you can do it from pretty much anyone.
R�senfeld	"Gather round, please, folks.
Drufle (GM)	anywhere* R�senfeld SHARED RECOVERY!
Drufle (GM)	The orc coughs and sputters as his wounds close.
Roy	uguu
Meatscarf	"Gah, thank you. That bastard's sword has quite a punch."
R�senfeld	"This is the power granted to a true servant of the New God." glares at the inquisitor i emphasized 'true'
Meatscarf	"Right, so, hello, my name is Meatscarf."
Drumun	"Hello lad"
Roy	"Hello!"
R�senfeld	"A pleasure I should think. Your friends?"
Meatscarf	"We've got some shit to discuss."
R�senfeld	you named them too right druf
Drumun	"Ah wouldn't doubt it"
Drufle (GM)	Off in the distance, you hear sounds of explosions and screams.
Roy	oh no
Meatscarf	"Yeah, that shit."
R�senfeld	"Oh, that kind of.. 'shit'... we'd best get on'
Meatscarf	"Friends are Hook, Wrath, and Bloodfoot." R�senfeld doesn't normally swear (anymore) R�senfeld tips his hat at the lot
Roy	i want to be friends with someone named bloodfoot Drumun nods to them
Meatscarf	"We heard about you lot from Rawhide. Friends of the orcs are hard to come by 'round here."
R�senfeld	nothing is stopping you, maybe we can hire him some day
Meatscarf	"Them sounds are our doing; when we heard we had some punchy non-orc pals, we figured now would be the best time for our plan."
R�senfeld	"Oh, Meatscarf, please return this to Rawhide that he may give it to the rightful owner" R�senfeld hands meatscarf the astrid figurine Meatscarf looks at the figurine in surprise, and nods.
R�senfeld	"Sorry, do go on."
Meatscarf	"Can do, brother. So, what say you lot help us out with our ultimate goal?"
H. Knight	I have to assume these names are more eloquent in orcish
Roy	"Plan?"
R�senfeld	"It doesn't seem like we hae much of a choice at the moment."
Meatscarf	"What, couldn't you guess what we're doing?"
Drumun	"If it involves takin down tha church, I'm all fer it"
H. Knight	"Revolution." Meatscarf grins, revealing a mouth of sharp and nasty teeth.
Meatscarf	"We're gonna ransack the fuckin' Grand Cathedral."
H. Knight	"That also works"
R�senfeld	how should rusenfeld react to this
Roy	"Oh is that what's going on? I had nooo idea! bops her head
R�senfeld	in his mind he did holy work and got punishe for it by the church
Drumun	The grand church was built by heathens
R�senfeld	but on the otherhand this is quite... earhly.. work? sacking the church
Drumun	"Aye, Ah'm already neck deep in this, might as well"
Roy	"What's in it for us?" Meatscarf turns to the other orcs and points to Roy.
Meatscarf	"I like this girl. Got a good head on her shoulders." R�senfeld ponders silently during this exchange
Meatscarf	"We orcs are in this to kill as many inquisitors as we can. After we take the cathedral, whatever's in there is yours."
Roy	curtsies
R�senfeld	"Perhaps... "Perhaps... it is time for a revolution."
Meatscarf	"Hell, you can take the building for all we care. We were probably gonna take the lower districts anyways."
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + -2 + 0d6k1( 1 )+-2+() = -1
Drufle (GM)	Wow. TO THE GROUND
Drumun	okay so I do not have anything relevant thoughts
R�senfeld	the hell was that
Drumun	trying to be logical it didn't work
R�senfeld	you rolled a -1
H. Knight	you're gonna break your nose one day mate
Drufle (GM)	Can we make it canon that any time Drumun gets a Drumun wants to say something, but completely forgets and draws a blank
Drufle (GM)	Wow nice cut off there.
H. Knight	it already is
Drufle (GM)	Gets less than a 0, he falls on his face regardless of the check?
R�senfeld	lol what, he has narcolepsy?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah sure. WHAP
R�senfeld	lolol drumun do you approve XD
H. Knight	it's the booths ts
Drufle (GM)	Side effect of being a lycanthrope.
R�senfeld	maybe you shoul roll a check for it
Drumun	I'll uh....keep that in mind for later* checks
Drufle (GM)	No, let's just move on.
H. Knight	yah so we have a conundrum here
Drufle (GM)	Who's ready to go smash up the biggest building in the capital?
Roy	"I am all for getting ahead in life so I am not going to judge you or your methods."
Drufle (GM)	Well, one of them.
Drumun	"Might be some good art left in that place"
H. Knight	let the orcs rape and pillage the city or let the inquistion continue in their decadence
Drumun	"Fancy buildings always have fancy stuff"
R�senfeld	"Meatscarf, I understand your rush but we should see what we can gleen from this sorry excuse of a priest first."
Roy	"Youre not gonna hear any objections from me!" Meatscarf nods.
R�senfeld	"Guard patterns, maps, why they tried to infect your friend, all that." "Doubt he'll hve answers to that last one but.. we'll try anyway." who wants to torture the bloke
Drumun	"How we wake em up?"
R�senfeld	i have the tools just so you're aware i've been keepign them secret
Drumun	I am not aware, I'm a dummy
Drufle (GM)	That's a good point, Ruse does literally have torturer's equipment.
R�senfeld	"-------------------------- Interesting Things: -------------------------- Spiked collar Skin clamps Scourge"
R�senfeld	Scourge is a whip i think?
Drumun	holy shit
R�senfeld	who wants to use 'em? :D
Drumun	Drumun doesn't know you have them
Drufle (GM)	It is, yes.
H. Knight	can't I jjust sit on him
R�senfeld	awwww
Drufle (GM)	Pfffft.
R�senfeld	if you want
Drumun	that would work
R�senfeld	i wanna whip out my whip
H. Knight	and settle down a bit every time he fails to tell us what he wants
Roy	yeah thats great
Drufle (GM)	Sure, why not. Drumun starts taking the Inquisitor's weapons
Roy	squish squish
R�senfeld	rofl
Roy	"Strip em!"
Drumun	"Les not let im cause trouble" H. Knight squats over the guy, which wakes him up maybe
Drufle (GM)	The pain of having a massive robotaur standing on top of him suddenly wakes the man up.
Drumun	"Nay lass! Have *some tack please"
Inquisitor	"OH GOD"
R�senfeld	"Hello there. Yes. Remember what I said about accounts to settle?" Drumun stumbles backwards
Drumun	"That wus fast"
Inquisitor	"HORSE, ROBOT, BLADDER, WHY" R�senfeld slaps him
R�senfeld	"Pay attention."
H. Knight	"Do I Look Like I Give A Damn About Bladders." Inquisitor squints very hard and tries to ignore the rivet currently stabbing his kidneys.
R�senfeld	"My friend here is a holy warrior." "He is doing holy work. You can help him finish this work quicker by telling us some things we need to know." Inquisitor is whimpering a bit.
R�senfeld	"We have an understsanding?" Inquisitor nods rapidly.
Drumun	man this guy is a baby
R�senfeld	haha ya'll got some stuff you wanna find out? now's the time
Drumun	"What'd ya arrest us fer?" Inquisitor coughs a bit.
Roy	"What's your name? And how many fingernails do you want to have left?"
Drumun	"Do ya even know what yer doin?"
R�senfeld	lol wow i actually pity him slightly
Drumun	he was brought down to 1 HP before we knocked him out
Inquisitor	"We were told to arrest you for treason! Something about not doing your duty and freeing orcs? I don't know!"
H. Knight	750 lbs of persuasion here
Inquisitor	"I do NOT get paid enough for this shit."
H. Knight	"Oh well... that much we could guess."
R�senfeld	"PAID! YOU DO THIS FOR MONEY?! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FAITH?!"
H. Knight	whoh
Inquisitor	"What fuckin' faith? I'm just a mercenary!"
R�senfeld	somebody should probably drag teh zealot away is he derp i thought he's a priest
Drumun	"Eh? Not even a member of tha church?"
R�senfeld	"Wait a minute." "Who hired you to arrest us, specifically? names, I want names. and ranks.'
Inquisitor	"No, all their real priests are off doing shit in other lands, we were hired to do the grunt work."
H. Knight	would it be prudent to make perception chekcs here or something to check for lies or are we past that now
Inquisitor	"What's-his-face in the Inquisition, nasty looking guy with the weird sigil on all his stuff." R�senfeld nods
Drufle (GM)	You can make a PER check with a boon to check for lies, sure.
R�senfeld	would he be lying right now? he does not get paid enough for this shit :P
H. Knight	true
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 14 )+0+() = 14 HMMMMMM
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, honestly it can be assumed that everything is true (to his knowledge).
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	Drumun figures as much.
Drumun	I sniff for clues
H. Knight	I don't have to twist that rivet then
Drumun	snoopin
Drufle (GM)	Did I miss a question?
R�senfeld	just a couple
Drufle (GM)	I think I answered all the ones that were asked.
R�senfeld	about patrols adn stuff
Drufle (GM)	Aside from Roy's weird one.
R�senfeld	i didn't ask them though does nobody else have some info they want to get?
Drumun	"Ye know anythin about the inside of tha church?" "Ya see anythin?"
Drufle (GM)	"What church, the Grand Cathedral? I've only ever been on the first floor, they don't let nobody up the stairs unless they got actual credentials an' shit." Whoops. The dude said that.
Drumun	the DM from above
Inquisitor	"First floor is just the other six groups, the ones that aren't the Inquisition."
R�senfeld	six groups i remember nothing, do we know about this?
Roy	lets blow it all up
Drufle (GM)	You, as an acolyte of the New God, know that the church has 7 groups to it.
Drumun	we're coming to the hardest question
Drufle (GM)	The Lore Keepers, the Bearers of Faith, the Knights of the Temple, the Hammers of Justice, the Peaceful Sisters, the Poor Brethren, and of course, the Inquisition.
Drumun	what do we do with this guy when we're done with him?
R�senfeld	leave him to find a healer i guess. was just doing his job
Drumun	good point
Roy	eat him!!
R�senfeld	or that
Drufle (GM)	Pfffft.
R�senfeld	sure let/s get corrupted why the hell not
Drufle (GM)	Roy and Drumun are already corrupted.
Drumun	no I'm not going to be a part of that
Drufle (GM)	It's fine.
Drumun	I'm still trying to get rid of my corruption
R�senfeld	haha
Drufle (GM)	Good luck with that, by the way.
H. Knight	Roy REALLY wants a body of her very own
Drufle (GM)	Any more questions? Or should we just knock him out again.
Roy	lets punch him again for good measure and leave
Drumun	"Ah think we got all he knows..."
H. Knight	yeah
Drufle (GM)	I would advise you only non-lethal punch him. An actual punch would kill him.
H. Knight	yes shall I do shield bop again?
Drumun	non-lethal Warhammer swing
Drufle (GM)	No no no, shield bop. please.
R�senfeld	"Better let you find a healer then, my friend. Goodnight."
Drufle (GM)	I do not think there is such a a thing as a "non-lethal warhammer swing".
Roy	get some loot out of the two first
H. Knight	so was that a yes
Roy	esp. that armor
Drufle (GM)	Knock him out!
R�senfeld	well he'll be knocked out we can rob him blind
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 1d6k1( 12 )+0+( 3 ) = 15
Drufle (GM)	WHAO WHAP
R�senfeld	WHAO VERY iMPRESSS
H. Knight	thank you for lowering the defense reqs for this
Drufle (GM)	Not gonna lie, I was kinda hoping you would horribly fail and just collapse on top of him. CRUNCH
H. Knight	ahahaha
R�senfeld	lmao
Drumun	I think being prone lowers his defense a little
H. Knight	arm falls off
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, the two guys have a set of mail each and a sword.
R�senfeld	quick somebody trip over him 'by accident'
Drufle (GM)	Oh, and two large shields.
H. Knight	I fully expect that of the orcs oohh
Drumun	am I strong enough to wear any of this armor
Drufle (GM)	Lemme check.
Drumun	I know I can't use the shield
H. Knight	put them on me and we'll sort it out
Drumun	and how's the sword?
Drufle (GM)	Mail is 13+. A flat 15 def.
Drumun	nah, I can't yet I can carry it for now once I hit level three I can wear it
Drufle (GM)	Sword is 1d6+2 damage, needs 11+ str. Drumun takes some mail for himself
Drumun	oh, that's an upgrade from my axe
Drufle (GM)	One-handed, too!
R�senfeld	what else do they have on them? money? potins? notes?
Drufle (GM)	Very nice.
Drumun	I think I actually took one of those already
Drufle (GM)	They have a total of 6.5 gc on them. Probably their payment for this job.
Drumun	"Doesn't feel right to rob em, even after...well"
R�senfeld	"One of them's dead. Let's take half. :P
H. Knight	agree
Drufle (GM)	Large shield is 11+ str, flat +2 def.
R�senfeld	the :P was meant t obe outside of quotes
H. Knight	rusenfeld's funny faces are disquieting
R�senfeld	oh and i just want it noted that my gun is armed so next fight i'm already loade
Drufle (GM)	Of course.
R�senfeld	loaded
Drumun	"We're gunna need all we kin git for this"
Roy	can i go to bread now
Drumun	I'll take a sword
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, Sol didn't see this but we're gonna have to end it here.
R�senfeld	"We're outlaws now. I'll have to relearn some old habits."
Drufle (GM)	Golurk's got sleeping to do.
R�senfeld	that's fine by me
Roy	ill backread the stuff later
H. Knight	same dinner could be any second
Drufle (GM)	Next time: the assault on the Grand Cathedral.
H. Knight	robot's gotta eat
Drufle (GM)	I hope you're all ready for some intense battling.
Drumun	Sword is 1d6+2 got it
R�senfeld	chili COG carne?
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
H. Knight	well if you can see f-AUGHHHH
Roy	or "The Gang Blows Up A Church"
Drufle (GM)	Good lord.
Drumun	perfect
Drufle (GM)	The Cathedral has three floors total, and I fully expect this first floor to take an entire session.
H. Knight	anyway I was saying if you can find me a heat-seeking homing spear then I'm game
Drumun	Vorpral throwing spear
Roy	but also you crave blood if you hold it
Drufle (GM)	You can throw spears, you know.
H. Knight	not even throwing I just want my arms to go where I want
Drufle (GM)	That'd use your AGI, though. I would advise against ranged attacks for you.
H. Knight	yes indeed
R�senfeld	i've noted 3gc to split
Drufle (GM)	Gotcha.
H. Knight	thanku
Drufle (GM)	That's all for now! Everyone can go now.
Drumun	3 gc for 4 of us?
R�senfeld	we can wait until there's more money
H. Knight	:)
Drumun	we'll deal with that later alright, we out
Drufle (GM)	I need to get me some food.
Drumun	see ya next time
R�senfeld	thanks for sesh guys bb