Sol	wow this tea is like super bitter i fucked up
Drufle (GM)	so first off we have working music again
Horanoven A.	wooo
Drufle (GM)	different music but still, music So this will be, what, session 5?
Horanoven A.	darksouls music?
Golurk	are those footsteps
Drufle (GM)	This actually isn't dark souls music, this is generic cathedral music I found.
Horanoven A.	:(
Drufle (GM)	I was using a bunch of ambients that weren't moved to fanburst. And aren't downloadable. So anyway, welcome back. Last time, Roy almost died. Also, books.
Horanoven A.	good to be back also who the hell puts a poison trap in a BOOK in a LIBRARY
Golurk	oh right theres poison
Drufle (GM)	Random encounter tables.
Roy's Summon	cough
Horanoven A.	someone fire the RE tables
Roy	i mean
Drufle (GM)	Oh hey, it's that. R�senfeld was busy being high on some crazy dope so he remembers nothing
Drufle (GM)	So here we are, currently in the library of the Inquisition.
Drumun	I do not remember how our last conversation ended
Drufle (GM)	I'll go look.
R�senfeld	i probably should've read the threeums....???
Drumun	oh god I have 5 insanity I'm not okay with this
R�senfeld	AHAHAHA what
Drufle (GM)	Congratulations.
Roy	someones talking
Drufle (GM)	You guys were just talking about the books you found. The last one was a treatise on fairies.
Roy	in the ambient music
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, they're fine.
Drumun	"Who puts a poison trap inna book in a library?"
Drufle (GM)	Don't worry about them.
Roy	i am Creeped out
Drumun	it is spooky
Drufle (GM)	Of all the music I could play, this is the creepy one. So, what will the party do now?
Roy	"[cough cough] I need to rest."
Drumun	right, need to heal poison damage
Drufle (GM)	Retreat?
Drumun	probably the best idea right now
R�senfeld	i will concur as i have no idea what is left from right
Drufle (GM)	Out we go then.
Drumun	we're takin this Door with us
R�senfeld	it has magnetically attached to the HK
Drufle (GM)	I can't move this door...
Drumun	really?
Drufle (GM)	There.
Drumun	oh there we go did you...have to select multiple pogs to move it?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Drumun	pfffft
Drufle (GM)	So everyone can heal their rate, we'll take a nice nap.
Drumun	being a dwerf I resist poison so I wasn't hurt
Drufle (GM)	Ruse was, he's up to 16/17 now.
Drumun	how's Roy?
(From R�senfeld)	.
Drumun	she's the one that nearly died
Drufle (GM)	Well, none of you have any damage logged on your sheets.
(From R�senfeld)	Woops. Was ust gonna say before next session lemme know if you need some music for things, i can find you very appropriate game ost music on youtube
Roy	i have.. 3 on the red circle i guess thats damage?
Drumun	ye
(From R�senfeld)	you can literally just say "I need creepy town music" and i'll find something
(From R�senfeld)	assuming youtube works.......
(To Sol)	Righto.
Drufle (GM)	Alright, heal your rate then.
(From R�senfeld)	anyway, carry on.
Drufle (GM)	Which I think is 3 for Roy anway. anyway*
R�senfeld	we are.. resting?
Drumun	yeah
R�senfeld	can i game that and cast minor heals?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, actually. Since we're going to the next day anyway.
R�senfeld	goodo. that should be enough to give everyone full hp, yes?
Drufle (GM)	Between two castings of minor healing and your shared recovery, I would imagine so.
R�senfeld	capital.
Drufle (GM)	So, back unto the breach!
Drumun	breach? uh oh
Drufle (GM)	The day passes, the city still sucks.
R�senfeld	Plumbing is being chucked out of windos.
Drufle (GM)	Some of the rioting has died down a bit, but looting is still occurring.
Roy	like what we just did
Drufle (GM)	Pretty much.
Drumun	"Ah ain't sure ah'm okay with how this is turnin out"
Roy	i think we havent checked out the top right room?
Drufle (GM)	You did. You only didn't check uh. The two middle rooms to the left and right.
Drumun	middle rooms had noises
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
R�senfeld	"You mean us having to go against the church and all that?"
Drufle (GM)	Hence why you didn't touch them.
Drumun	"not so much tath" "ah'm more concerned about tha city itself" "lotta people out there" "were...out there"
R�senfeld	"In either case, The New God will guide us through, as he has thus far. Worry not, my good dwarf."
Drumun	"Ah'll stop worryin when there's nothin to worry about"
R�senfeld	did you miss my fanatical rambling
Drufle (GM)	In any case, the party returns to the great doors of the grand cathedral.
Roy	"These giant doors again."
Drufle (GM)	We re-enter the building?
Roy	"I hope there arent any more swords behind it."
Drumun	I listen first
R�senfeld	yeah maybe mr sneaky mcperception can scope things out?
Drufle (GM)	The doors are ajar.
Drumun	after yesterday..taking no chances
R�senfeld	i don't know what happened at all
Drumun	I'll roll perception first
R�senfeld	so i have no idea what to expect either
Drufle (GM)	Things went... poorly.
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 16 )+0+() = 16
Drufle (GM)	We went into the cathedral. There was a veteran inquisitor and some acolytes.
Drumun	I put my ear near the door
Drufle (GM)	Fighting happened, Roy almost died. Party retreated, healed up.
R�senfeld	it's ajar, man, just have a butcher's
Drufle (GM)	Re-entered, looted all the rooms on the first floor that didnt have noises from them.
Drumun	I dont want to be seen
Drufle (GM)	The grand hall is silent.
Drumun	alright I step inside then
R�senfeld	ok, well, i'm gona have look or not
Drumun	what roll is stealth
Drufle (GM)	There's still the blood from that battle you guys had.
R�senfeld	agility?
Drufle (GM)	Agility. You get a boon what with the boots.
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 1d6k1( 13 )+0+( 2 ) = 15
Drufle (GM)	Dwarf is very stealthy now.
Drumun	super sneaky sneak sneak sneak
Drufle (GM)	ZOOM
R�senfeld	yes you wouldn't expect a short, dense life form to move so sneakily
Drumun	I listen in on this door rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1 ( 2 )+0+() = 2
Roy	where did her go
Drumun	okay nvm
Roy	he
Drufle (GM)	The door sounds like wood.
Drumun	damn
R�senfeld	:o it's a new discovery!
Drufle (GM)	He's up by the middle left room.
R�senfeld	"Shall we?"
Drumun	whispers "Ah don't hear anythin" feel free to do perception yourself
R�senfeld	is that like a table at the end
Drumun	stairs
Drufle (GM)	That is a spiral staircase. You are welcome for the glorious drawing.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 16 )+2+() = 18 sending out generic feelers ears, eyes, etc
Drufle (GM)	What, in this room?
R�senfeld	yeah just in case
Drufle (GM)	Everything is eerily still.
R�senfeld	can't ever be too safe "This place is a bit too quiet."
Drufle (GM)	Blood still stains the floor where the acolytes and veteran were killed. The bodies, however, are gone.
Drumun	"Whoever was in those rooms before ain't here anymore"
R�senfeld	"And I seem to recall we left some.. baggage? here before.
Drumun	"Aye, they ain't here either" lets do something stupid
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, Roy's boisterous attitude.
Drumun	I'll try to smell around
R�senfeld	"Never a good thing, when the dead go a-wandering."
Drumun	can I do that?
Drufle (GM)	What and where are you smelling?
Drumun	the blood, I want to try and track it
Drufle (GM)	Ah, ok.
Roy	"Does anyone smell any large carnivores?"
Drumun	make sure it actually left
Drufle (GM)	Roll me some perception.
Drumun	do I get a boon for pigness?
Drufle (GM)	Sure, why not.
R�senfeld	:o is roy Aware?
Drumun	"Dis might look a bit wierd" "but its a dwarf thing" rolling 1d20 + 0 + 1d6k1 ( 16 )+0+( 5 ) = 21
Drufle (GM)	Oh dear. Drumun sniffs around, trying to follow the scent
R�senfeld	"A race of many skills, it would seem."
Roy	"That's undignified."
R�senfeld	"Remind me to hire a dwarf mercenary the next time I decide to rebel against everything I ever knew in the name of my God."
Drufle (GM)	The scent of blood trails up the staircase.
Drumun	"We killed a bunch o men and ye nearly died, this is hardly more undigified"
R�senfeld	this is a door next to me, yes?
Drufle (GM)	Yes. You guys already searched that room previously.
Drumun	snort "The trail goes upstairs"
R�senfeld	and the ones with purple circles are ones we haven't?
Drumun	they had people last time
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Drumun	"That ain't where ye put dead bodies"
R�senfeld	can I peek through this door without opening it fully, covertly?
Drufle (GM)	Roll agi.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 2 )+0+() = 2 nope
Drumun	bang
Drufle (GM)	Ruse kicks down the door.
R�senfeld	"Woops." Drumun jumps up, startled
R�senfeld	"uh." I look through
Drumun	"What're ye doin?"
R�senfeld	"Er, nothing, i just tripped a little bit, that's all." Drumun peeks around the corner
Roy	"On.. the. Door?"
R�senfeld	"Would you kindly see if this room is trapped for me?
Drumun	"Ello?"
Drufle (GM)	Two dead acolytes lie in the corner; a large statue looms in the north of the room.
Drumun	dead? "Oh..."
Drufle (GM)	Racks of armor line the east wall.
R�senfeld	are they the corpses?
Drumun	"that ain't right" rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1 ( 10 )+0+() = 10 "They look dead" that's about all I can tell
R�senfeld	"Lord give me strength.." for the night is dark and full of terrors plop anything?
Drufle (GM)	A harsh iron scent, that's pretty much what you get. You're pretty used to the smell of blood at this point. R�senfeld sniffs and wrinkles his nose
Roy	sooo.. what else is in here
Drumun	"These cann't be tha ones we fought"
R�senfeld	"I can smell iron."
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 3 + 0d6k1( 17 )+3+() = 20
Drufle (GM)	Two dead acolytes, a big ol' statue, and a crapton of armor on the east wall, as I stated. Although with that roll, you do find a bag in one of the armor sets. The bag contains a few coins, 3 gc 5 ss in total.
Roy	"Ooh, what's over here."
R�senfeld	who's keeping tab?
Drumun	if I were a smarter character I'd try and find out how these guys died
R�senfeld	hint taken. I'll go investigate the corpses, shall I?
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead.
Drumun	I'm nearby incase something happens
R�senfeld	er, where are they?
Drufle (GM)	The statue that Drumun is staring at is of a large, imposing man holding a greatshield and a sword.
Drumun	oh there's the statue I couldn't see them
R�senfeld	i investigate this one for cause of deth megadeth
Drufle (GM)	Roll... Int. Remember your professions, by the way.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 13 )+2+() = 15
Drufle (GM)	If you'd think your professions would help on a roll, make note of that.
R�senfeld	I'm not a doctor, unfortunately
Drufle (GM)	This acolyte was run through by a rather large bladed weapon. According to the rather linear slash in his gut.
Roy	ptsd intensifies
Drumun	oh dear
R�senfeld	"This man was stabbed by a big sword. I don't suppose that statue over there has a big sword, covered in blood?"
Roy	"S-same wounds."
Drumun	"Its gotta big sword"
R�senfeld	"Please tell me it's clean."
Drumun	"uhhhh"
Drufle (GM)	The large sword is clean.
Drumun	"Its clean" R�senfeld sighs in relief
Drufle (GM)	Can the three of you make per rolls for me? With one bane.
Roy	"Heh, it's just a statue, it's not like statues can come to li- oh yeah...."
R�senfeld	oh no.
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + -1d6k1( 20 )+0+-( 3 ) = 17 HELL YES
Drufle (GM)	Oh.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 2 + -1d6k1( 8 )+2+-( 4 ) = 6
Drumun	Screw you RNG or is that a thank you RNG?
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 3 + -1d6k1( 8 )+3+-( 3 ) = 8
Drumun	I'm not even sure anymore honestly
Drufle (GM)	Drumun notices that not only does the statue's sword not have any blood on it, the entire statue is completely spotless.
Drumun	"Hang on...this statue is perfectly clean"
R�senfeld	that's it? it's not like, sarting to move?
Drufle (GM)	The statue is a statue.
Roy	"Is there such a thing as too clean?"
R�senfeld	"What do you mean, perfectly clean?"
Drumun	"there's nothin on it" "not even dust"
Roy	"So you're saying it's new or something?"
Drumun	"New or newly cleaned"
R�senfeld	"Interesting." maybe it has a hidden mechanism or something
Roy	"Who would take time for that."
R�senfeld	who is the statue of? do i recognise it?
Drumun	"Two dead men an a clean statue"
Drufle (GM)	Of course you do! This is a statue of the High Inquisitor.
R�senfeld	being from the church and all
Drumun	"what kinda priorities do these people have?"
R�senfeld	"The right ones, I used to think. This is a demonstration of unhealthy vanity. One could consider it a sin, in light of who we serve." alright so bag with gold armor sets very clean statue I am a bit nervous about corpses
Drumun	corpses are always bad news
Roy	"I'm bored."
R�senfeld	suggestions on getting more information?
Drumun	"..."
Drufle (GM)	Will checks are an option for hints. R�senfeld blinks
Drumun	"Roy ye serious?"
Drufle (GM)	Roll with 1 bane.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 2 + -1d6k1( 13 )+2+-( 6 ) = 9 bah!
Drufle (GM)	Oof.
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 0 + -1d6k1( 14 )+0+-( 3 ) = 11
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 1 + -1d6k1( 19 )+1+-( 2 ) = 18 yoink
Roy	"There's nothing we can do here as far I can see."
Drufle (GM)	Roy and Drumun puzzle out that despite being in a time of war, all of the armor slots on the all are occupied. Shouldn't someone have taken them? Also, on the wall*
Drumun	"hmmm" Drumun pulls on an armor set
Drufle (GM)	Not there you aren't. They're over here! The statue's eyes glow with red light.
R�senfeld	oh dear
Drumun	"Are ye serious?"
Drufle (GM)	The head creaks towards the dwarf, and a disembodied voice speaks out loud. Drumun lets go of the armor immediately
Roy	"I think red means stop."
Drufle (GM)	"Unauthorized armor removal. State access coooooo-" The statue goes silent.
R�senfeld	"That is very swish."
Drumun	"Ah think that is why this armor is here"
R�senfeld	do we have any codes papers
Drumun	not that I know of
Drufle (GM)	Nope. Ruse wasn't quite high enough tier to get access to the armory of the High Inquisitor.
R�senfeld	"Well, we'd best leave that, I don't know how to circumvent that kind of security. I'm not even sure how it works."
Roy	"Let's leave these for display."
Drumun	"Good idea"
R�senfeld	other room?
Drufle (GM)	(honestly you guys could probably just buy armor this good)
Roy	lol yeah
Drumun	I'm pretty well armored right now I thnk
R�senfeld	did you take teh bag?
Drufle (GM)	Roy did, I assume?
Roy	yes how much was it again
R�senfeld	^
Drufle (GM)	3 gc, 5 ss. I believe.
Drumun	sounds about right
R�senfeld	making ntoe
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 2 )+0+() = 2
R�senfeld	note* Drumun falls into the door
Drufle (GM)	This door still sounds like wood.
Drumun	that's not perception that was stealth
R�senfeld	oh dear me
Drufle (GM)	Oh.
Drumun	stealth open door
Drufle (GM)	Drumun also kicks down a door.
Drumun	*falls into the door Drumun faceplants
Drufle (GM)	This room is decorated with sigils of hammers and blades, but is otherwise empty.
Roy	"Why the sudden anger at the common door." R�senfeld just doesn't know what to say.
Drufle (GM)	A number of open and empty chests lie around the room.
R�senfeld	can i recognise any of the sigils and stuff?
Roy	"Someone got here before us huh."
Drufle (GM)	This would be the room of the Hammers of Justice, keepers of arms and meters of fate.
Drumun	as long as there isn't a statue I'm fine Drumun stands up
R�senfeld	what else do I know abot them, please?
Drufle (GM)	Realistically, this should've been where they kept all their weapons.
R�senfeld	is this one of those cases where churches leave soem stuff out for thieves and hide the good stuff i know real churches did that
Drufle (GM)	Make a will check.
R�senfeld	like an offering for looters and riders
Drufle (GM)	Anyone else can do the same, but with one bane.
Drumun	all of us?
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 2 + -1d6k1( 18 )+2+-( 4 ) = 16 Booyah.
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 1 + -1d6k1( 18 )+1+-( 4 ) = 15 I mean might as well at this point
Drufle (GM)	Ruse doesn't get a bane since he actually knows the church, but you got it anyway. All the chests have keyholes, implying they were locked. It is unlikely that they were looted.
R�senfeld	(when did hints become a thing)
Drumun	no idea
Drufle (GM)	Since you guys actually were concerned about figuring things out.
Drumun	this is the first time I'm seeing this
R�senfeld	"The inventory here wasn't stolen.. it was collected."
Drumun	"Okay...what does this mean?"
Roy	"Must be some rich assholes."
R�senfeld	"And I'm not sure what it was all doing here to begin with - the Hammers of Justice do not stow their gear here."
Drumun	"Ah got a baaaad feelin in my gut"
R�senfeld	let's make sure the chests are empty might have clue clues
Drufle (GM)	Per checks, then.
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 12 )+0+() = 12
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 3 + 0d6k1( 10 )+3+() = 13
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 2 )+2+() = 4 pfaahaha\ I sort of look in some other direction for no reason
Drufle (GM)	The chests are indeed empty, although a few arrows and bolts lie here and there.
R�senfeld	hm doesn't look like we can do mch here i'll tell you waht though this place wasn't looted
Roy	"More archers ahead, it seems."
R�senfeld	while we were gone, some serious muscle came here muscle with church keys
Drumun	"This is goin to be an issue"
R�senfeld	"God will protect you."
Drumun	"Ah guess all das left is upstairs?" R�senfeld makes a short prayer
Drumun	"I appreciate it"
Roy	i wonder where mopp is
R�senfeld	yeah.. it's kinda late i hoep he's not stuck working :/
Drufle (GM)	He said he would be late regardless. You guys will be fiiiiine.
Drumun	should I listen in?
R�senfeld	i WAS wondering what this.. thing.. was :P yes please do
Drufle (GM)	A spiral staircase!
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 6 )+0+() = 6
Roy	"Who knows what the people upstairs have prepared."
Drufle (GM)	You just walk up the stairs, like normal stairs.
Drumun	dead bodies were dragged up these steps this ain't going to be normal
Roy	im gonna walk almost under hk
Drufle (GM)	Righto.
Drumun	any other per rolls?
R�senfeld	i'm going to RP a bit and trust drumun I don't techncially know he failed
Drumun	"I kinnot hear anythin"
Drufle (GM)	You hear nothing from upstairs. Drumun walks up in front
Drumun	"Les go..."
R�senfeld	"Alright. up I go with the kind of sure step that someone truly nuts has
Drufle (GM)	About halfway up the stairs, just as they disappear from view of the ground floor, there's a door in the middle of the staircase. A large keyhole, decorated and gilded, stands in your way.
Roy	is this a middle floor
R�senfeld	we got any keys?
Drumun	oh, doesn't roy have a key? "Wassis?"
Roy	didnt we have a key
Drumun	you had a magic key
Drufle (GM)	I sure hope one of you have the key.
Drumun	Roy had it
Drufle (GM)	She sure does. So says the character sheet.
R�senfeld	phew
Roy	i still do "Should I try this? I should try this."
R�senfeld	"Yes, I concur."
Roy	"I have a key, look." Drumun steps aside to give Roy room
Drumun	"Give it a go"
R�senfeld	"But be careful."
Roy	i open a door and a boxing glove flies out
R�senfeld	lol boyoyoyoing
Drufle (GM)	The key fits cleanly, and glitters a bit as it turns.
Drumun	there's a werewolf in there isn't there?
Drufle (GM)	The door swings open onto a small landing, and stairs continue upwards.
Roy	i forgot where we got the lkey from
R�senfeld	same boat
Drufle (GM)	Orcs.
R�senfeld	Good chaps.
Drufle (GM)	It was sitting on that table in the orc dungeon.
Drumun	well, looks like we keep going
R�senfeld	So kind of them to leave it for us to nick.
Roy	"Should we go here first?"
R�senfeld	"Might as well."
Drufle (GM)	There isn't a "here", the door was literally blocking the way up.
R�senfeld	gonna haev a quick peek through first
Drumun	"Yes, Ah think so"
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 1 )+2+() = 3 no, I'm not
Drufle (GM)	Amazing.
Roy	oh
R�senfeld	I sort of look directly down
Drumun	cobwebs cover your vision
R�senfeld	for no reason t all
Roy	read that completely wrong rolling 1d20 + 3 + 0d6k1 ( 7 )+3+() = 10
R�senfeld	(me too, I thougt there was a middle floor)
Drufle (GM)	The stairs on the other side of the door are made of marble, and you hear some chanting coming from above.
R�senfeld	woah boy
Drumun	(honestly...I thought the same thing)
R�senfeld	that's gonna be fun it's decided then, we blame the GM :P
Drumun	yep
Drufle (GM)	I said it was in the middle of the stairs!
Roy	"[laughs] I-imagine if there are cultists again. Wouldn't that be funny?"
Drumun	"Nay, lass"
R�senfeld	"That.. is a very real possibility."
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, up the stairs?
R�senfeld	"Do you want to keep going, child?"
Drumun	"It would not be funny..."
Roy	"Ladies first, boys."
R�senfeld	"The spirit is in that one."
Drumun	"Which one...joy or insanity?"
R�senfeld	what's the name of osserface
Roy	""i mean you""
R�senfeld	the lady from my relgion
Roy	"you go first"
Drufle (GM)	Astrid?
R�senfeld	Yes Drumun keeps going up
Drufle (GM)	Alright, to the next map we go.
R�senfeld	thank you
Drumun	how is HK going to follow us? he's big
Drufle (GM)	He can squeeze through just fine.
R�senfeld	like a dalek or something
Roy	can a horse climb stairs
R�senfeld	ELEVATE.
Roy	or down.
Drufle (GM)	It's tough but yes.
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 0d6k1( 7 )+0+() = 7
Roy	"Marbly."
Drumun	PERC- nope
Drufle (GM)	The stairs emerge on a new floor, a much smaller one with gleaming white tiles.
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 3 + 0d6k1( 4 )+3+() = 7
Drumun	rng pls
Roy	lucky
Drufle (GM)	The windows are all stained glass, with beautiful images of Astrid and her works.
R�senfeld	top notch spiral stairs
Drufle (GM)	At the other end of the room...
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 6 )+2+() = 8 pft/
Drumun	RNG PLS oh oh no
Roy	nice, a small army
R�senfeld	oh go.
Drufle (GM)	A man in heavy armor kneels at an altar of Astrid, chanting quietly.
R�senfeld	god
Drufle (GM)	A massive sword lies next to him, leaning against the altar.
R�senfeld	look he killedd like aa bunch of people wait what'sh e chanting
Drufle (GM)	A number of dead bodies lie bleeding in the corner. Oh, you should be well aware, Ruse.
R�senfeld	enemy of our enemy and all that Drumun holds his breath
Drufle (GM)	He's the High Inquisitor! It's just some general prayers to Astrid.
R�senfeld	Right
Roy	"Everyone in this city's gone mad.."
Drumun	time for Sneaking
R�senfeld	"My liege..." no way he's the high inquisitor
Drufle (GM)	The chanting stops.
Drumun	okay nvm
Drufle (GM)	He stands to his feet and turns to the party.
Drumun	we ain't sneakin "What happenen 'ere?"
R�senfeld	"Be quiet, you are speaking to teh high inquisitor!"
High Inquisitor Tormond	"Ah, how unexpected."
R�senfeld	sorry old conditioning
High Inquisitor Tormond	"How did you get through the door?"
R�senfeld	"Clearly it was the New God's desire that we should."
Drumun	under his breath "Ah dun care who he is, there are dead men all over the place"
R�senfeld	"High Inquisitor, I don't understand... what has hapepned here? Why are all these acolytes dead?"
High Inquisitor Tormond	"They betrayed the cause. Tried to steal from the armory and flee."
Roy	"Should we tell him or should we let the big man do it."
Drumun	"Ah think we let him talk"
High Inquisitor Tormond	"So now, their sacrifice feeds the Inquisition."
R�senfeld	"Indeed..."
Drumun	"Does tha New God even take sacrifices?" "Like...this kind"
R�senfeld	good question i think no? he's like ultra anti-sin
Drumun	my gut says no
High Inquisitor Tormond	"The New God does what he pleases, and I am acting through his will."
Roy	"Blood sacrifices! How rustic! I like it."
Drumun	"Roy please"
R�senfeld	tiem for more questions
High Inquisitor Tormond	"He has given me his favor."
R�senfeld	"It was his will to infest the orc, too?"
High Inquisitor Tormond	"The orcs are terrible beasts, and their insurrection needed to be ended."
R�senfeld	"There are cleaner ways."
High Inquisitor Tormond	"That is not the way of the Inquisition, as I'm sure you are aware."
R�senfeld	"All too well."
High Inquisitor Tormond	"All that is evil must be purged."
R�senfeld	honestly I'm scared shitless High Inquisitor Tormond reaches down and picks up his greatsword.
R�senfeld	jsut so you guys know but i'm also a fanatic
Drumun	"An ye are the judge of evil? or ye god?" R�senfeld shivers a little bit
High Inquisitor Tormond	"That I am, low one. I can prove it, as well."
R�senfeld	"..."
Drumun	"Oi, no short jokes please" High Inquisitor Tormond turns back to the altar and places his holy symbol down.
Drumun	"that's just distasteful"
Drufle (GM)	The altar glows with bright light, and a sense of power washes over the party. When the light fades...
Drumun	what is that
Roy	"I'm sorry to say, but that man is-"
Drufle (GM)	A winged humanoid with gleaming skin and beautiful features stands by the High Inquisitor's side.
R�senfeld	wow.
Drumun	"What in the world?"
High Inquisitor Tormond	"Even now, the New God sends me his servants to rid the world of evil." R�senfeld is in stunned silence
R�senfeld	ask yourselves where in New God lore are angels
Drumun	"Russ....what is that?"
Roy	"Looks like smoke and mirrors to me."
R�senfeld	I don't recall reading about them "I have never seen the like, Drumun."
High Inquisitor Tormond	"Ah, so you do not believe in the higher powers? Would you care to sample their strength?"
R�senfeld	"Please, they are in service to the New God, just as we are."
Drumun	this is going to suuuuuck
R�senfeld	"There is a reason he allowed me to protect them thus far. "From your wayward minions, no less."
High Inquisitor Tormond	"I can sense the evil in your partners' hearts, initiate."
R�senfeld	"..." he's vvery convincing
High Inquisitor Tormond	"Greed, anger, powerlust."
Drumun	"I ain't any of those"
R�senfeld	"I... but they are my friends."
Drumun	"Just very...confused"
High Inquisitor Tormond	"They must be cleansed. You know this."
R�senfeld	aw jeez
Roy	"I don't need any special sense to know a pile of corpses is bad."
R�senfeld	ok uh "...I cannot abide by this. The sacrifice is wrong, it is abhorrant."
Drufle (GM)	(boy now sure would be a great time for mopp to show up)
Drumun	"Ah'm with Roy, that pile of bodies is not helpin yer case"
R�senfeld	decision time
High Inquisitor Tormond	"Very well. Then you must die with them."
Roy	"We, we make sense! None of what you're doing or saying makes any sense!"
R�senfeld	"And this 'servant' with you, is no servant of the Lord." "If I do not survive, remember that." "When you die." High Inquisitor Tormond nods and lowers his visor, heaving his greatsword with a single hand.
Roy	yike
Drumun	shiiiiit
R�senfeld	yeah.. Drumun pulls out his hammer
Drufle (GM)	Who's ready for the fight of your life?
R�senfeld	gather 'round so i can bless you?
Drumun	is this close enough?
R�senfeld	well, yes, but we're in cmobat now
Drufle (GM)	Fast turns?
R�senfeld	so that has to be part of a turn hence my question - do you want to gather 'round for blessing?
Drumun	should we fast turn and get blessed quickly?
Drufle (GM)	I think you're all close enough?
R�senfeld	in that case, BLESS!
Drufle (GM)	Oh, nope. R�senfeld says a prayer for the party
Drufle (GM)	It's reach.
Drumun	oh R�senfeld neverminds
Drufle (GM)	So none of you are within range.
Drumun	right, fast turn to get next to russ
R�senfeld	maybe I"LL take the fast turn then you lot can do whatever
Roy	same
R�senfeld	or does that not work
Drumun	I'd like not to fight without some help from a bless
R�senfeld	yea i mean i'll go between you all and bless
Drumun	I don't think you can do that on a fast turn
R�senfeld	welp
Drumun	you can either move or act, but not both
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
R�senfeld	yeah i thought so alright well
Drumun	but yeah, I spend my fast turn getting next to russ
Drufle (GM)	So Roy and Drumun can rush next to you and get blessed. HK is "within reach". Due to being giant.
Drumun	of course he can defend
R�senfeld	ooh hang about
Roy	forgot to load my weapon yike
R�senfeld	yeah i need to hold my rifle or something
Drufle (GM)	You can always assume you start with weapons being reloaded.
Roy	ok
R�senfeld	alright let's do that then
Drufle (GM)	That would be a silly thing to not always have done.
R�senfeld	yup in that case i bless them as soon as they're in range
Drufle (GM)	Righto. Other fast turns?
Drumun	while you guys do that I'm going to take a quick bathroom break
R�senfeld	same actually
Drufle (GM)	Uhhhh ok. Roy? What would you like to do.
Roy	oh can i do a thing now
Drufle (GM)	It's fast turn time. Are you taking a fast turn?
Roy	i moved and got blessed already yes
Drufle (GM)	You have to be a bit closer. Within reach of him.
Moppy	alright who's dead
Drufle (GM)	He's here!
R�senfeld	back MOPP! omg you're JUST in tie
Roy	roy died again
R�senfeld	time
Roy	now shes an angel
Moppy	oh boy
Drufle (GM)	You guys are in a bad place right now. The High Inquisitor and an angel are currently staring you guys down.
R�senfeld	yeah like... balls in my other pants bad
Moppy	an actual angel
Roy	i hope it scream
R�senfeld	well i suspect it's under demonic influence
Drufle (GM)	Winged human with shiny skin and stuff.
Moppy	well then
R�senfeld	i mean i don't think the New God has angels
Drufle (GM)	The other three all took fast turns and now all of you are blessed.
Drumun	alright I'm back
Drufle (GM)	Do you want a fast turn, Mopp?
Drumun	I suggest defending
Moppy	uhhhhh
Drumun	because this is going to huuuurt
Moppy	yeah defend for now
R�senfeld	priest vs superpriest i'm so scared haha
Drufle (GM)	Wise.
Moppy	are those mercs over in the corners dead
Drufle (GM)	Yep.
Moppy	ok good
Drumun	someone is going to die in this, I can feel it
Drufle (GM)	You can reread the logs later if you'd like.
Drumun	I hope ya'll have backups
Moppy	righto
Drufle (GM)	Tormond turns to the angel and motions forward.
R�senfeld	man i hoe ruse doesn't die, being plot lead is fun ooh, is that an action? does he have to instruct the being?
Drufle (GM)	No.
Drumun	ahhhh
R�senfeld	damn
Drufle (GM)	Tormond then points at HK.
Drumun	are they slow turning? oh nooooo
High Inquisitor Tormond	"You cretins shall be cleansed of your evil!" H. Knight glowers at the flappy man
Drumun	pffft
Drufle (GM)	rolling 1d6( 5 ) = 5
Drumun	what the hell?
Drufle (GM)	I would like everyone to make an AGI roll with one boon.
Roy	"If you're really for the good and all that, you'll take our side! The man that summoned you is capital E- EVIL!"
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 1d6k1( 4 )+0+( 4 ) = 8
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 1d6k1( 6 )+0+( 2 ) = 8
Drumun	uh oh
Drufle (GM)	Oh dear.
Drumun	this is not good
Drufle (GM)	HK? Ruse?
Drumun	please someone avoid this
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 1d6k1( 2 )+0+( 2 ) = 4
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
Drumun	noooooo
R�senfeld	holy hell
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + -1 + 1d6k1( 5 )+-1+( 5 ) = 9
Drufle (GM)	Amazing. rolling 1d6+2 ( 1 )+2 = 3
Drumun	sob
Roy	the angel unhinges its mouth and swallows everyone whole
Drufle (GM)	You all take 3 damage as a lightning bolt launches from Tormond's finger and strikes the ground, spreading outwards.
Drumun	oh thank the heavens that didn't murder us H. Knight fizzles
Drufle (GM)	Since nobody took a slow turn, we go right back to the top.
R�senfeld	ouch Drumun jitters
R�senfeld	ok strat time
Roy	what does a blessing do
Drumun	*aksdhgasdhg"
R�senfeld	we get boons on attack and challenge rolls one boon, to be precise
Drumun	ah, good
Roy	ok
R�senfeld	and we can't be frightened ?
Roy	i can summon a creature of my own
Drufle (GM)	Actually wait, yeah. You guys all get a boon on saves. Did any of you include t hat?
R�senfeld	i rolled agi with 1 boon as you instructee as you instructed
Drumun	didn't you tell us to roll with one boon?
Drufle (GM)	That wasn't including the blessing.
H. Knight	oh well
Drumun	well, we'll get it next tiime
R�senfeld	saves are challenge rolls?
Drufle (GM)	Everyone but Ruse, roll a d6.
Roy	rolling 1d6( 5 ) = 5
H. Knight	rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4
Drumun	rolling 1d6( 5 ) = 5 shiiiit
R�senfeld	nice
Drumun	what is this
Drufle (GM)	Roy, you didn't actually take any damage.
Roy	ok good
R�senfeld	this is DR?
Drumun	oh phew
Drufle (GM)	I was just retroactively including that boon.
R�senfeld	oh
Drufle (GM)	There was no point to Ruse rolling it. It couldn't save you.
R�senfeld	alright
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, fast turns?
Drumun	I am taking a slow turn right now
R�senfeld	is angel in short range?
Drufle (GM)	Also, blessing lasts for 6 rounds, and one of those rounds are up. Just so, yeah.
Drumun	push roys head to the side and fire a shot
R�senfeld	want me to try adn ffrighten it?
Drumun	or frighten hmmm
R�senfeld	if it can be frightened
Drumun	can it be frightened though
Roy	lets just shoot at it all at once
R�senfeld	alright
Roy	it will probably drop
R�senfeld	rememver to move so i can aim at it and not blow your tiny head right off
Drufle (GM)	She's short, you can shoot over her.
H. Knight	I'm wondering if one of us should aggro the boss
R�senfeld	alright then
Drumun	oh
H. Knight	keep him for shooting at the crowd
Drumun	maintain defensive positions?
H. Knight	*from
R�senfeld	he's convinced that this angel is the new god's favour let's just prove him wrong he might surrender
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	So is anyone taking a fast turn?
R�senfeld	i'm going to shoot at it yes
Roy	"I never liked the color white."
H. Knight	I can poke it from here right
Roy	same
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead then. Noooot quite. Do you have a reach weapon?
H. Knight	ah
R�senfeld	I don't remember how to roll the rifle
H. Knight	lance
Drufle (GM)	Oh, then yeah. You can reach it.
Drumun	that reach though
H. Knight	goody
Drufle (GM)	Lemme look up the rifle quickly.
R�senfeld	rifle is one of those agi or str weapons?
Drufle (GM)	AGI All ranged weapons are.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 1d6k1( 9 )+0+( 6 ) = 15
Drufle (GM)	So just- yeah that.
Drumun	uh oh
Drufle (GM)	Man, that blessing.
R�senfeld	i love it
Drufle (GM)	Out of curiosity.
Drumun	is that enough?
Drufle (GM)	What are these bullets made of?
R�senfeld	Oh dear. I dont' actually know,.
Drufle (GM)	Lead?
Drumun	lead?
R�senfeld	lead?
Drufle (GM)	I would think lead.
H. Knight	probably
Drufle (GM)	Alright.
R�senfeld	let's lead with led.
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, that hits.
R�senfeld	lead.
Drufle (GM)	Roll 3d6 for damage.
R�senfeld	rolling 3d6( 4 + 2 + 2 ) = 8
Drumun	oh, its defense isn't stupidly high, good
R�senfeld	bobobOM! Drumun covers his left ear
Drufle (GM)	A bullet strikes the angel's wing, and it releases a gasp.
H. Knight	the wild gasp eats HK's face
R�senfeld	"The lord's favour indeed!"
Drufle (GM)	HK, go ahead. Lance away.
H. Knight	alrighty
Drumun	deal excessive damage and we might survive
H. Knight	1 boon right
Drufle (GM)	Remember all your warrior stuff!
R�senfeld	i always wanted to be a monster-hunting preacher with a gun
Drumun	1 boon for bless, 1 boon for warrior
H. Knight	cool
Drufle (GM)	+2d6 damage
H. Knight	oof
Drufle (GM)	1 die for Big, 1 die for warrior.
R�senfeld	holy hell
H. Knight	ok
R�senfeld	please rng
Drumun	fingers crossed
H. Knight	"Have at thee, shining demon!" rolling 1d20 + 2 + 2d6k1 ( 20 )+2+( 2 + 6 ) = 28
Drufle (GM)	Oh GOD
R�senfeld	WOW
Drumun	HOLY COW AHAHAHAHA
Roy	aint holy anymore
Drumun	excellent shot
Drufle (GM)	Ok well. You get another 1d6. For your warrior thing.
Drumun	how many dice is that now?
Drufle (GM)	So that,s what, 4d6+1.
H. Knight	quick look up the lance damage
R�senfeld	AHAHHA
Drumun	man I think this is going right for the heart
H. Knight	ok 4d6
R�senfeld	a spear guided by the new god himself!
Drumun	you're doing more damage than a gun
Drufle (GM)	And out of curiosity, I imagine this lance is iron? Or at least steel?
Roy	must be weak to silver or something
Drumun	this is a fairy isn't it?
H. Knight	yes iron lance
Drumun	or... waaaaait
R�senfeld	noooo
Drumun	Changling
R�senfeld	don't be immune
H. Knight	rolling 4d6 + 1( 3 + 5 + 3 + 5 )+1 = 17
Drufle (GM)	He isn't immune, no. Lordy me.
Drumun	massive damage
R�senfeld	ded? rekt?
Drufle (GM)	No. However.
Drumun	its a fucking changling
Drufle (GM)	As the steel lance pierces the body of the angel, it shrieks with a horrible noise.
Drumun	at least a fairy
R�senfeld	ah H. Knight winces at the noice
Drufle (GM)	Its skin warps and melts, and the shining white skin fades to reveal a horrible figure.
Roy	"Why isn't speaking to us!"
R�senfeld	so noice
Drumun	okay not a changling "What in the world!?"
H. Knight	"I see, a facade of divinity..."
R�senfeld	"THIS - is what you thought served the one true god?"
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 3 + 0d6k1( 7 )+3+() = 10
Drumun	"That's not holy at all!"
Drufle (GM)	A floating, naked human floats a foot above the ground, pustules covering its skin.
Roy	aw, int check didnt work
Drufle (GM)	Black slime leaks from its mouth, and deathly black pits cover its eyes.
Drumun	DEMON
R�senfeld	"Tormond, there is still time for change of heart." trying my hand at diplomacy lemme know if dead end
Drufle (GM)	Tormond's hand is still.
Drumun	"Look at this thing! How is this a god's favor?"
H. Knight	is this Chara
Roy	"What if this is exactly the kind of favor the gods give out."
Drufle (GM)	Roy and Drumun, you're taking slow turns?
Drumun	I am slow turning
Roy	im making afast turn~
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead.
R�senfeld	"..."
Drufle (GM)	Oh, and uh.
Roy	charge my weapon for an augmented attack
Drufle (GM)	By the way.
Drumun	I can't do anything at this point
R�senfeld	seems like the kind of thing the OCD god of anti-sin wouldn't like.
Drufle (GM)	Before we continue. You guys all seem awfully horrified by this turn of events.
Drumun	of course
R�senfeld	oh dear..
H. Knight	oh I thought we were immune to that
Roy	of curse
Drumun	roll Will?
R�senfeld	we can't get frightened
Drufle (GM)	Except, you know, Roy.
R�senfeld	we can still be horrified
H. Knight	ohhh odd
Drufle (GM)	Who is immune to horrifying traits.
H. Knight	roll will?
Drumun	don't I have a coin?
Roy	because of the key?
Drufle (GM)	The rest of you roll Will.
Drumun	what does the coin do?
Drufle (GM)	Wait, no. The key suppresses shadows. The coin is the one that makes you immune, isn't it.
H. Knight	yes I rememebr this and drumun has that
Roy	i dont anymore
R�senfeld	is this stuff from when I was goe? gone
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
R�senfeld	neat useful loot
Drufle (GM)	Nevermind, everyone but Drumun roll will. With one boon. Because blessed.
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 1d6k1( 1 )+0+( 1 ) = 2
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 1d6k1( 18 )+2+( 2 ) = 22
Drumun	thank ye Druf, I really needed this
Drufle (GM)	Oh lordy Roy.
R�senfeld	i get a new wind by seeing the RUSE of the demon fail
Drufle (GM)	HK? Drumun holds onto his coin and prays to whoever would listen
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + -1 + 1d6k1( 9 )+-1+( 6 ) = 14
Drufle (GM)	Roy, take one insanity. But don't get frightened!
R�senfeld	:D
Drufle (GM)	Thanks to Ruse's blessing.
R�senfeld	blessing is so good it's SOOO good
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, Roy. Make your augmented attack?
Drumun	fire ze bullets
Roy	1 boon and i can use int
R�senfeld	whoop whoop
Drufle (GM)	Yep, go ahead. Don't forget blessing's boon.
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 2d6k1( 15 )+0+( 6 + 2 ) = 21 +3
Drumun	woooo!
Drufle (GM)	I'm keeping track of its duration and wow. Right then, damage away.
Roy	rolling 1d6 + 0( 2 )+0 = 2
R�senfeld	HAHAHAHAHA
Drufle (GM)	WHAP
Roy	eh thats fine
Drumun	at least she hit
R�senfeld	man
Roy	next time im gonna get a real crossbow
R�senfeld	i kind of expected a 6
Drufle (GM)	Yeah you really gotta get a better weapon. If you're gonna play battle. Anyway, monster turn!
R�senfeld	now is were our luck sours
Drumun	Highpriest please help us
R�senfeld	yeah like.. is he being manipulated now
Drufle (GM)	The horrible monster charges at HK!
Roy	"You know what this is, don't you!"
R�senfeld	...charging at the big robot
H. Knight	"Come At Me."
Drufle (GM)	rolling 1d20+3+1d6( 17 )+3+( 3 ) = 23 WHACK
R�senfeld	....
Drumun	and so he did
Drufle (GM)	rolling 3d6+2( 5 + 1 + 3 )+2 = 11
Drumun	oh ouch
R�senfeld	Wow.
Drumun	I would heal HK when you can, Russ
Drufle (GM)	The monster produces a blade of black fire and drives it into HK's chest!
H. Knight	do I reduce this with armored body and shield?
Drumun	keep him out of range of death
R�senfeld	yep, nearest opportunity.
Drufle (GM)	Also, AGI save, HK!
H. Knight	ok 1 booon?
Drufle (GM)	Remember your boon.
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + -1 + 1d6k1( 18 )+-1+( 6 ) = 23
R�senfeld	i bless thee
Drufle (GM)	Dango.
Drumun	I think he did it
Drufle (GM)	Yeah he's fine.
H. Knight	"Agh!" so what am I dead or not close?
Drumun	I think you have enough health to survive this
Drufle (GM)	How much health do you have? You had 22, you took 11. So that was half your health.
Roy	nice and even
H. Knight	so 14 from the lighting
Drufle (GM)	Oh, and that. Yes. So, 8.
Drumun	yeah definitely heal him
R�senfeld	wilco
Drumun	slow turns?
Drufle (GM)	Ruse was that a space quest reference.
R�senfeld	well wilco is real military jargon
Drufle (GM)	And yeah, Big man Tormond is taking a slow turn.
H. Knight	"roger wilco" is a common phrase
Drufle (GM)	Oh.
R�senfeld	but sure i love space quest
Drufle (GM)	I only know him as the protagonist of the space quest series.
Drumun	right here;s an Idea
R�senfeld	oh wait seris?
Drumun	what if I sneak?
R�senfeld	can.. you sneak?
Drumun	can I surprise the demon and get a boon?
Drufle (GM)	Surprise?
Drumun	he's not paying attention to me can I sneak around behind him?
H. Knight	I want to know if the damage was reduced. or are we not using the new rules yet?
Drufle (GM)	You already have two boons, I think you'll be fine.
Drumun	HK, not yet
H. Knight	ok!
Drumun	I am using a warhammer, Druf so one of those boons is gone
Drufle (GM)	Ah, true. If you flank him, I'll give it to you. As in, directly behind him.
Drumun	sneak roll or no sneak roll?
Drufle (GM)	Roll agi with one boon. Er, two boons.
R�senfeld	just roll over there 007 style
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 2d6k1( 4 )+0+( 3 + 6 ) = 10
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
Drufle (GM)	Right then. Go ahead.
Drumun	wooo
R�senfeld	blessinnnnggg... Drumun raises his hammer above his head, quietly
R�senfeld	my god i'm so happy it exists
Drumun	2 boons and a hammer swing rolling 3d6 + 0 ( 3 + 3 + 3 )+0 = 9 woops wait that was damage ignore that
Drufle (GM)	:P that will be your damage once you hit.
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 2d6k1( 12 )+2+( 1 + 1 ) = 15
Drufle (GM)	Good.
Drumun	good enough
R�senfeld	BASH
Drufle (GM)	9 it is!
Drumun	yeah sure Drumun brings the hammer down onto the demon's backside
H. Knight	jiggle that rump
Drufle (GM)	Tormond points at Drumun, and a small hammer appears next to him.
Drumun	"Are ye serious?"
R�senfeld	STILL?
Roy	BONK
R�senfeld	wow he's like nuts more nuts than me
Drufle (GM)	rolling 1d20+3+1d6( 13 )+3+( 2 ) = 18 Hit?
Drumun	"Ye can't be seriously still doing- ow!" yeah its a hit
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6( 2 + 4 ) = 6
H. Knight	is this a running gag
Drumun	up to 9 damage so far
Drufle (GM)	Tormond then moves over a bit.
Drumun	wait, did HK do anything?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, fast turn.
H. Knight	I am stuck like a pig
Drumun	oh right got it
Drufle (GM)	He stabbed the "angel". Alright, top of the round! That hammer is still there. By the way
Drumun	Fast turn
Roy	the ghost hammer
R�senfeld	i don't thin that's something I can dispell..
Drumun	Defensive Strike, if I can
Drufle (GM)	Righto.
Drumun	1 boon from warrior, 1 from bless, -2 from hammer and defenseive right?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Drumun	or am I still flanking?
Drufle (GM)	Oh, yeah.
R�senfeld	gimme a quick minute to look up shared recovery and prayer
Drufle (GM)	So one boon total. Oh geez you should've been using prayer!
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 1d6k1( 10 )+2+( 2 ) = 14
Drufle (GM)	I forgot about that.
Drumun	hmmmm
R�senfeld	me too sorry guys
H. Knight	s'alright I'm good Drumun swings his hammer again
Drufle (GM)	Everyone within 5 tiles of you can get a boon if you spend a t-action for it. Roll damage, Drumun.
Drumun	rolling 3d6 + 0( 4 + 3 + 4 )+0 = 11
Drufle (GM)	Wow, ok.
Drumun	this thiings defense is actually pretty low
R�senfeld	ok so
Drumun	I'm trying to break this things back
Drufle (GM)	Who else is going fast?
R�senfeld	i am fast turning to shared recovery me and HK
Drumun	also holy shit its' still alive
Drufle (GM)	Smart.
R�senfeld	that's full rate rather than half
Roy	im going fast
Drufle (GM)	HK, heal 5 hp I believe. Whatever your rate is.
H. Knight	hm yes
R�senfeld	oh wit i have damage
Drufle (GM)	Roy, HK?
R�senfeld	now i don't. :3
Drufle (GM)	Roy's going fast, yes.
Roy	ok im gonna do it
H. Knight	is the sword still in my chest?
Roy	summon a dang monster
Drumun	oh snap
R�senfeld	dew it!
Drufle (GM)	Where?
Roy	behind him
Drumun	what is it?
Drufle (GM)	Describe your little fella, if you would.
Roy	"Go forth! Shard."
Drumun	mimikyu?
Drufle (GM)	Pfffft.
Roy	A figure of shadows writhes beneath a yellow veil One can make out a face under it.
H. Knight	oh good lord
Drufle (GM)	So kinda like Mimikyu, yeah, except I don't think we even knew about Mimikyu when you made that? I didn't at least.
Roy	same
Drufle (GM)	Total coincidence.
Drumun	well, you have a mimikyu now
H. Knight	suure
Drufle (GM)	The monster may attack now.
Roy	"Two can play at this game."
R�senfeld	what tradition was that? Drumun can't see the Mimikyu where he is
Drufle (GM)	Conjuration.
R�senfeld	hm.
Drufle (GM)	A great school of magic! Not evil, by the way.
R�senfeld	yeah
Roy	wait it doesnt have an attack ye
R�senfeld	i figured
Drumun	totally not evil
R�senfeld	thanks
Drufle (GM)	It has a basic attack, right? Just like a natural weapon.
H. Knight	use tackle!
Roy	no boons right wait one boon
Drufle (GM)	Well he gets one free boon. Not from blessing though
R�senfeld	none from blessing
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 1d6k1( 5 )+2+( 2 ) = 9
Drumun	Tackle the Highpriest
R�senfeld	that would've been awesome
Drufle (GM)	Not even close pal.
Drumun	just...gently nudge the highpriest
Roy	womp
R�senfeld	oh god does HE have insane defense?
Drufle (GM)	Do you guys remember our veteran friend?
Drumun	yes...
R�senfeld	i... don't. :P
Drufle (GM)	Imagine him, but with better stats, more magic, and enough strength to one-hand a greatsword.
Drumun	welp
R�senfeld	... that is scary
Drumun	he's nearly alone though
Drufle (GM)	The angel wasn't really intended to be the actual boss.
H. Knight	the angel is the flunky
Drufle (GM)	He was just kinda there to spook ya.
Roy	he can probably oneshot the shard
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, enemy fast turns!
R�senfeld	well.. great
Drufle (GM)	Tormond turns around.
High Inquisitor Tormond	"I shall suffer no evil!"
R�senfeld	he speaks
Drufle (GM)	rolling 1d20+4-1d6( 16 )+4-( 4 ) = 16 Hit?
Roy's Summon	[screeches]
Drumun	D:
Drufle (GM)	rolling 4d6( 4 + 1 + 5 + 5 ) = 15
Roy's Summon	hits R�senfeld covers one ear and squints a bit
R�senfeld	much screeching in htis battle
Drufle (GM)	Tormond raises his arm and heaves it at the Shard.
H. Knight	oh my god he cut off his arm
Roy's Summon	it.. dissipates
Drufle (GM)	Oh, well, uh, no. I didn't really mean it like that. You know, sword arm.
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	Slashy.
Drumun	:P
Drufle (GM)	Dead Shard.
R�senfeld	i imagine it like he turned around, swishing his arm at the same tim and then FWOOSH the sword slices through the thing it looks beautiful in my head
Roy	"You'll pay for that! In gold!"
Drufle (GM)	Tormond turns his head and golden light flashes from his visor. The hammer strikes again!
Drumun	its got a bane this time
Drufle (GM)	Oh yes, it does. rolling 1d20+3 ( 4 )+3 = 7 Whoops.
Drumun	yeah that's not hitting anything
Drufle (GM)	The hammer bounces off of Drumun's shield.
Drumun	I don't have my shield out
Drufle (GM)	Angel!
R�senfeld	you guys think we should eliminate the minions?
Drumun	I have the Warhammer out
H. Knight	the angel yes
Drumun	its just that pathetic yes get rid of the minion it can still hit hard
Drufle (GM)	The angel shrieks, and black fire bursts from its body. All four of you, make a STR check with one boon.
Drumun	counting bless?
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 1d6k1( 2 )+0+( 3 ) = 5
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + -1 + 1d6k1( 19 )+-1+( 5 ) = 23 wow
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 1d6k1( 13 )+2+( 6 ) = 21
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 1d6k1( 15 )+2+( 4 ) = 21 wooo
R�senfeld	awriiight
Drufle (GM)	The fire surges at Roy, scorching her. rolling 2d6 ( 5 + 4 ) = 9 9 damage.
Drumun	oh jeeze
R�senfeld	i missed roy's roll did you survive that?
Drumun	it was low
Roy	barely
Drufle (GM)	Was anyone taking a slow turn?
Drumun	can you pls not die again Roy
Roy	i cannot guarantee that
Drumun	I already attacked I think
R�senfeld	hmm mine was fast
Drumun	has HK done anything?
Drufle (GM)	He, uh, didn't. I don't think.
H. Knight	nope
Drumun	step back and stab again HK
H. Knight	I asked but was ignored is the sword still in my chest
Drufle (GM)	Oh, that was just flavor texxt.
H. Knight	oh ok
Drufle (GM)	It doesn't actually mean anything.
H. Knight	alrighty!
Drufle (GM)	Sorry about that.
H. Knight	makes things easier
Drufle (GM)	Well you have a slow turn now, go wild. Or pretend you took a fast turn. Doesn't really matter to me, I didn't attack you this round.
Drumun	I would recommend moving and then attacking mabye
H. Knight	now am I holding the lance in two hands? I figured i wouldn't be
R�senfeld	is the hammer destrubtible?
Drufle (GM)	Nah, one hand.
H. Knight	since i'm a horse okk good I'll get the axe out with the other hand!
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez.
Drumun	ooooh
R�senfeld	:O
H. Knight	and chop at this gooey kewpie doll
Drufle (GM)	MULTIWEAPON
Drumun	roll well
R�senfeld	a case where duel-wield is good??
Drufle (GM)	Stab away. Nah I wouldn't actually dual-wield.
H. Knight	I'm not dual-wielding just
Drumun	oh okay
Drufle (GM)	Just strike with your axe.
H. Knight	too close for lance
Drufle (GM)	So, two boons!
H. Knight	roleplaying~~
Drumun	ah of course
R�senfeld	oh. i mean you're tall.. you could just stab straight down?
H. Knight	the angel floats
Drufle (GM)	If this is a normal axe, it'll do 3d6+1 damage.
Drumun	what does more damage?
R�senfeld	wow that's still good
Drufle (GM)	They're actually the same damage.
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 2d6k1( 4 )+2+( 1 + 2 ) = 8
Drumun	oh okay D:
H. Knight	oh no!
R�senfeld	nuuuuu
Drufle (GM)	Aw bugger. The axe whiffs by the oozing creature.
Drumun	wait, doesn't he get a boon from flanking?
H. Knight	"Can///t... rEEac//h"
Drufle (GM)	Oh. Uh, yeah. Roll another d6?
H. Knight	rolling 1d6( 5 ) = 5
Drufle (GM)	Well that's a hit then.
Drumun	yay
R�senfeld	YUSS
H. Knight	oh boy!
Drufle (GM)	This poor angel's defense is literally 11.
Drumun	good to know
R�senfeld	FEEL THE PAIN! WE DA GOD SQUAD!
H. Knight	still 4d6+1?
Drufle (GM)	3d6 The extra d6 was because you broke 20 with your roll. Warriors!
H. Knight	oh right is the axe base 2d6
Drufle (GM)	1d6+1
H. Knight	right so
Drufle (GM)	You get one die from Big, and one from Warrior.
H. Knight	the 3d6 on the sheet must be incorporating both other dice
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
H. Knight	right!
Drufle (GM)	I mean, this is just a normal one-handed axe.
H. Knight	rolling 3d6 + 1( 3 + 6 + 4 )+1 = 14
Drumun	hits like a truck though H. Knight cleaves the demon's face off
Drufle (GM)	HK heaves up his arm, and brings it down on the creature's head, splitting it in twain. Drumun covers his face
H. Knight	"That... hurt."
R�senfeld	mark twain?
Drumun	"Excellent"
Drufle (GM)	It gurgles and crumples to the ground, a mass of flesh and ooze. Top of the round!
Drumun	Fast turn, I want away from this hammer
Roy	slow turn
R�senfeld	hm..
H. Knight	fast turn, he's got his back to us
Drumun	can you reach?
Drufle (GM)	He can with his lance. Thing's big!
Drumun	nice
R�senfeld	i'd shoot him but I don't want roy to die what should I do?
H. Knight	I want to see if I can charge him and knock him prone heal please
Drufle (GM)	Oh, geeze. And yeah, heal. Tormond hits like a freight train full of lead bricks.
R�senfeld	alright, fast turn, minor heal Roy
Drufle (GM)	Alright, Roy heal half rate.
Drumun	isn't that like...1 hp?
Roy	ye
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. Minor healing is not a very good spell. HK, take your swing.
Drumun	I believe he was going to charge? knock the guy over?
H. Knight	gonna try
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, make your charge.
Drumun	that's 2 banes isn't it?
Drufle (GM)	Make an attack roll with 1 boon.
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	No, just one bane.
Drumun	well alright oh good
Drufle (GM)	Which, since he had 2 boons, gives him 1 boon total.
Drumun	bring down the lance into this man's chest
R�senfeld	i'm happy that's how it works and you don't actually have to roll a bane and 2 boons
Drufle (GM)	It is very nice.
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 1d6k1( 4 )+2+( 2 ) = 8 hrg
R�senfeld	shucks.
Drufle (GM)	Awww what.
Drumun	bugger
H. Knight	missed
Drufle (GM)	Well an extra boon certainly would not have helped that roll, sorry.
H. Knight	shuld#ve used the shield
Drufle (GM)	You can still make a str check. To push him down.
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	Uh, did the music stop for anyone else?
H. Knight	boons?
R�senfeld	yep
Drumun	did for me
Drufle (GM)	And yeah, one boon.
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 1d6k1( 9 )+2+( 2 ) = 13
Drumun	hmmm
Drufle (GM)	Wow, this song just does not want to work anymore. Butts. Also, that's a hit. Man is on the ground.
H. Knight	excelelnt
Roy	crush him
Drumun	I'll take a slow turn then
Roy	you know guys
Drufle (GM)	Man I think this song is just broken.
Roy	we really shouldnt kill him we must inquisite the inquisitor
Drumun	just deal non-lethal damage every turn
Drufle (GM)	Alright I apologize, but we'll have to go back to the normal fight music. H. Knight rushes at Tormond, aiming for the small of his back. in his rush the tip of the lance slides past him, but the momentum of the charge brings Tormond to the floor."
Drufle (GM)	At least until I can fix this.
Roy	i miss this
R�senfeld	when it comes to sparing the highest authority in my group, and not dying, i think i'll choose the latter? but if we can incapacitate teh bastard, sure
Drumun	should I sit on him?
Drufle (GM)	Well, Drumun, I would escape the hammer wrath. You did say you would do that.
Roy	fart on his face
Drumun	can I fast turn and sit on the guy?
R�senfeld	doorbell, brb.
Drufle (GM)	Uh. I mean sitting won't do much, really. That'd be a grab attempt.
Drumun	it will make it very hard for him to get up
Drufle (GM)	Which is an action. Hence, slow turn.
Drumun	aw... fine, I fast turn to get next to him if he stays down I'll sit on him next turn
Drufle (GM)	Enemy fast turn! The hammer vanishes. Tormond is taking a slow turn.
Drumun	ah, okay
Drufle (GM)	Player slow turns?
Roy	me
R�senfeld	aright, sorry, got some stuff to put away in frige won't be a mo
Roy	i move way back
Drumun	I should switch to my sword when my turn comes I need accuracy now
Roy	and cast spectral grasp i guess
Drumun	can you use the stairs for cover? druf?
Roy	the angel attacked him irl
Drufle (GM)	Sorry hello. I got pulled away.
Drumun	ah okay pulled away by the ANGEL
Drufle (GM)	And no, there's no bannister.
Drumun	I mean, down the steps a little
Drufle (GM)	The stairs just are sunken into the floor. Uh, I guess?
Drumun	to make it harder to hit her
Drufle (GM)	You might not have LOS then.
Drumun	peak over the edge
Drufle (GM)	But go ahead and cast spectral grasp.
Roy	im gonna make an int roll against agi now still with a boon or
Drufle (GM)	Yep.
Drumun	any bonuses from the guy being prone?
Drufle (GM)	Blessing is only like half done. Uh, lemme look.
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 3 + 1d6k1( 16 )+3+( 5 ) = 24
Drumun	okay nvm there is no need
Roy	On a success, the target takes 1d3 damage and makes attack rolls with 1 bane for 1 round. Attack Roll 20+ The target takes 1d6 extra damage.
R�senfeld	back
Drumun	good damage
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez yeah you're fine. Roll damage then.
Roy	rolling 1d3( 1 ) = 1
Drumun	also the 1d6
Roy	oh i thought that meant like the dice roll ok rolling 1d6 ( 1 ) = 1
Drufle (GM)	He makes agi/str rolls with 1 bane, anyone who can reach him make attacks with 1 boon, and those who cant reach him make attacks against defense with 1 bane.
Roy	lmao
H. Knight	bahahaha Drumun: : |
Drufle (GM)	Good enough. Was anyone else going slow? I don't think so
Drumun	Russ healed someone right?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
R�senfeld	yep
Drumun	so I think that's it
Roy	hey, free debuff at least
Drufle (GM)	Alright, his turn then. He will stand up.
R�senfeld	oh god
Drumun	time for pain
Drufle (GM)	He turns to the two next to him. Drumun is worried
High Inquisitor Tormond	"I'll make your deaths swift."
Roy	swing
Drumun	"Ya never met a dwarf before have ye?"
Roy	tfw hes actually LEFT HANDED
Drumun	"We dun die swiftly"
Drufle (GM)	Both of you make an agi roll.
Drumun	"Also did you miss tha part where ye SUMMONED A DEMON"
Drufle (GM)	With, well, two boons.
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + -1 + 2d6k1( 18 )+-1+( 6 + 1 ) = 23
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 0 + 2d6k1( 8 )+0+( 1 + 5 ) = 13
Drufle (GM)	Well then. rolling 2d6 ( 4 + 1 ) = 5
Drumun	good enough?
Drufle (GM)	You both take 2 damage.
Drumun	okay then
H. Knight	from what? a sword swing?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
H. Knight	ok
Drumun	"Its official, ye lost yer mind"
R�senfeld	can I denounce him?
Drufle (GM)	He sets his sword alight, and swings it in a great arc, barely clipping the two of you.
H. Knight	"try harder." Drumun ducks, losing some hair
Drufle (GM)	Top of the round!
R�senfeld	or does that only work on demons?
Drufle (GM)	Denounce works on everyone.
Drumun	at this point it is unclear if this man is possessed or now
Drufle (GM)	Censure is the demons-only one. Also, you don't have censure.
R�senfeld	well i'm hoping putting some fear in him. will help
Drufle (GM)	Who's going fast and slow?
R�senfeld	with the whole nuts thing
Drumun	I'll be going fast
H. Knight	I think I shal be fast because
Roy	im going fast
H. Knight	I've forgotten what slow does
Drufle (GM)	You get a move and an action.
R�senfeld	move+action?
Drumun	slow wouldn't help you here I don't think
Drufle (GM)	You also get two minor activities instead of one. If, you know, that helps.
H. Knight	ok
Drufle (GM)	So from the top, Drumun?
R�senfeld	hm. well i think i reload and shoot this time, eh? unless you think I should frighten him instead
Drumun	right okay
R�senfeld	if I do frighten him he gets a bane on some rolls right?
Drufle (GM)	All rolls, yeah.
Drumun	how many boons would I have if I dropped a hammer on this guy right now?
R�senfeld	for one round
Drufle (GM)	Just the two you normally would.
R�senfeld	so if you guys want to deal damage that could actually help
Drufle (GM)	For blessing+warrior.
Drumun	1 bane for hammer then right
R�senfeld	problem is we're both will users
Drumun	actually I have a better idea I try to push him back down that's an str roll right?
Drufle (GM)	Why not make an unbalancing attack?
H. Knight	yeah do that
Drumun	is that a thing?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
H. Knight	like I just did
Drumun	what does that do? attack and try to push over?
Drufle (GM)	You get one bane, but you knock them down if you succeed.
H. Knight	yep
Drufle (GM)	So you'd be rolling neutral.
Drumun	right so I'd have no boons welp, here we go
R�senfeld	yeah, you know, i fast turn and denounce him
H. Knight	okl et him do that firs
Drufle (GM)	Well wait your turn, fella.
Drumun	Russ first then?
Drufle (GM)	Denouncing won't help Drumun.
H. Knight	ok
Drumun	oh kay
R�senfeld	yup i shall wit
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 20 )+2+() = 22 HOOO BOY
Drufle (GM)	Ah.
Drumun	STRONG
Drufle (GM)	That's uh. Huh. Well back to the ground he goes. This is with what weapon?
Drumun	4d6 damage Warhammer
Drufle (GM)	4d6 it is then.
Drumun	rolling 4d6( 2 + 3 + 2 + 6 ) = 13
Drufle (GM)	Karunch. Drumun sweeps his hammer at the Highpriest's legs and trips him over
Drumun	stay on the ground fool
Drufle (GM)	All that armor ain't doing much for him.
H. Knight	this is the first damage he's taken actually
Drumun	"Ye need a timeout!"
Drufle (GM)	No, he took that damage from spectral grasp. Granted it was 2 hp.
Drumun	he took damage from roy
H. Knight	oh right
Drufle (GM)	Ruse? Your go.
R�senfeld	denounce
Drufle (GM)	Will roll, one boon.
R�senfeld	will with one boon? rolling 1d20 + 2 + 1d6k1 ( 12 )+2+( 2 ) = 16
Drufle (GM)	A hit!
R�senfeld	oh god EYS
Drumun	woo!
R�senfeld	yes*
Drufle (GM)	Did you really think he had more than 16 will?
Drumun	HYES
R�senfeld	well I have 12 and I'm not a grand inquisitor
H. Knight	yes
Drufle (GM)	He's a high inquisitor, not a god. None of his stats are above 14.
R�senfeld	or high inquisitor, whichever
H. Knight	low brackets eh
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, he makes his rolls with a bane for this round. HK? Roy?
Roy	lets add another
H. Knight	are there aimed strikes for melee? I want to use my lance to stab him in his magic hand
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 3 + 1d6k1( 12 )+3+( 3 ) = 18
Drufle (GM)	Unfortunately, no.
H. Knight	darn
Drufle (GM)	Which is weird.
Drumun	this poor guy
Drufle (GM)	Well he takes 1d3 damage. Roll that.
Roy	rolling 1d3( 1 ) = 1 LMAO
Drufle (GM)	Now he has 2 banes on his rolls.
Drumun	tiny grabby hands
Drufle (GM)	HK, I'll let you do it.
Drumun	actually, can we swipe his sword?
R�senfeld	both for one round only?
H. Knight	okay!
Drufle (GM)	But remember an aimed shot has 2 banes.
H. Knight	ok so neutral roll
Drumun	wait Russ still has his prayer thingy right?
Drufle (GM)	Uh, yeah.
Drumun	can he just T-action to give that to HK?
Drufle (GM)	We should really be remembering that. Yeah roll with one boon then.
Drumun	I feel like we reeeeally want to stop this guy's magic
R�senfeld	yeah sorry it's just not staying in my head
H. Knight	"target acquired." rolling 1d20 + 2 + 1d6k1 ( 16 )+2+( 1 ) = 19
R�senfeld	also remember when golurk said we shouldn't kill him is that something we can do?
Drufle (GM)	That's a hit.
Drumun	you can declare non-lethal damage when you attack
H. Knight	yeah that's this
Drufle (GM)	Remember subduel damage gives you a bane.
H. Knight	oh right so it would be neutral
Drufle (GM)	Since, you know, it's hard not to kill someone with a killing blow.
H. Knight	eh whatever he's got the health
Drufle (GM)	You hit anyway, even with that bane.
H. Knight	oh do I?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
H. Knight	well let's see what the damage is
Drumun	18 def at most then
H. Knight	rolling 3d6 + 1( 3 + 5 + 2 )+1 = 11
Drufle (GM)	Alright, I'm tracking subduel damage now.
Drumun	his hand is like...gone
Drufle (GM)	When it reaches his current hp total he collapses.
H. Knight	"I have had enough of your tricks."
R�senfeld	let's see those 2 banes H. Knight runs the fucking lance through his hand
Drufle (GM)	Alright, you asked for it.
Drumun	slow turns? did we all go fast?
Drufle (GM)	He gets his fast turn!
Drumun	its an action to stand up though
Drufle (GM)	Oh right he's on the ground. Well sure he gets a slow turn then.
R�senfeld	hm
Drufle (GM)	Which is fine. Because you all took fast turns.
Drumun	I mean it doesn't really matter in this case
Drufle (GM)	So he goes next anyway.
R�senfeld	it increases the number of actions?
Drufle (GM)	He stands up once more, his left hand mangled and bleeding.
Roy	poor guy
Drumun	getting up is a move action I think
R�senfeld	i suppose it's only fair, GM makes concessions for us all the time
H. Knight	"I am surprised at your resolve."
Drufle (GM)	Glaring at HK, shivering from the denouncement, shadowy hands grasping at his armor... He takes a swing. rolling d20+4-3d6k1 ( 5 )+4-( 2 + 3 + 6 ) = 3 Wow.
Drumun	not happening
Drufle (GM)	Way to go, buddy.
Drumun	doesn't even hit
R�senfeld	3 banes?
H. Knight	limply taps my chestplate
Drumun	he is in bad shape
Drufle (GM)	He has one bane normally anyway.
H. Knight	or drumun
R�senfeld	oh.
H. Knight	it's unclear
Drufle (GM)	Since, you know, cumbersome weapon. Top of the round!
R�senfeld	debuffs re good in this
Drumun	knock him back down again?
Drufle (GM)	His debuffs are gone, and this is your last turn of blessing! Who all is going fast?
R�senfeld	i think i'll go slow, use a minor action to reload( is that right?), move, and non-lethal ire at him?
Drumun	I can do an unbalancing attack again
Roy	im going slow
R�senfeld	can i do that? 'ire' non-lethal ireland at him
Drufle (GM)	Uhhh, reloading is an action.
R�senfeld	shoot.
Drufle (GM)	You can't reload and fire in the same turn unless you're one of those special paths that can do that. Also I think it's safe to say that you can't do nonlethal damage with a gun.
R�senfeld	that would be too convenient wouldn't it why? i can shoot out his feet
Drufle (GM)	I suppose that's true.
Drumun	not non lethal really...
Drufle (GM)	That would be an aimed shot though. So you would have two banes.
H. Knight	tey and shoot his sword hand
R�senfeld	ah.
Drumun	there arn't many places you can shoot him and keep him alive
R�senfeld	well fuggit then what should I do, team?
Drufle (GM)	So Roy is slow, who's going fast?
Drumun	I'll knock him down again unbalancing attack and all that
H. Knight	I think perhaps heal us who need it
R�senfeld	i can denounce one moer time
Drumun	how many prayers does Russ get?
Drufle (GM)	Roll with one boon, Drumun.
R�senfeld	ore i can heal but that healing kind of sucks
H. Knight	he can't (i hope) hit roy anymore
Drufle (GM)	He gets a prayer every round. It's OP as hell.
Drumun	hmmm, save it for HK rolling 1d20 + 2 + 1d6k1 ( 1 )+2+( 5 ) = 8 oh noooooo
Drufle (GM)	Yikes.
Drumun	swing and a miss
Drufle (GM)	Ah well. HK? Ruse? Drumun swings his hammer, wiffs, and spins in a circle
R�senfeld	not sure what to dooo
Drufle (GM)	Burning Beam!
Drumun	More debuffs?
H. Knight	laser eyes!
Drufle (GM)	You have an actual attacking spell that ignores his armor, use it!
R�senfeld	yeah why not fast turn for it then?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah Will roll with one boon.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 1d6k1( 2 )+2+( 5 ) = 9 damnit.
Drufle (GM)	Awww.
Drumun	:(
Drufle (GM)	HK! Take him out!
Drumun	our luck's run out
Drufle (GM)	Quickly!
Drumun	yeah, go for the kill
R�senfeld	sad times
H. Knight	alright enough foolin around
Drufle (GM)	You have three boons, use them!
R�senfeld	that's the hed of my church there
Drumun	we are sitting ducks without blessing
R�senfeld	corrupted and mad
Drufle (GM)	Well, he isn't actually the head of the church.
R�senfeld	blessing is still in effect
Drufle (GM)	That'd be the Matriarch.
Drumun	yeah, but hti sis the last turn
R�senfeld	oh.. should really read my stuff it is? blimey. yeah go for the kill lol
Drufle (GM)	He's just, you know, the head of the Inquisition.
H. Knight	still 2 boons for regular attack?
Drufle (GM)	A third, if Ruse uses prayer.
R�senfeld	I sure do R�senfeld prays like a madman
H. Knight	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 3d6k1( 15 )+2+( 6 + 1 + 5 ) = 23
Drufle (GM)	Well. Axe?
Drumun	oh lord please guide this giant robot centaurs lance into the heart of our enemies
H. Knight	yes
Drufle (GM)	4d6+1.
H. Knight	just askin is the +1d6 thing a universal for +20?
Drufle (GM)	No. That's a warrior thing.
Drumun	its Warrior only
H. Knight	ok just for forceful strikers so why did Roy get one
Drumun	though some spells have that attached
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
H. Knight	ah right okay then
Drufle (GM)	Some spells have special "crit" things. Spectral grasp just happens to do +1d6.
H. Knight	rolling 4d6 + 1( 4 + 4 + 2 + 4 )+1 = 15
Drumun	yikes
Drufle (GM)	Yikes. Nonlethal?
R�senfeld	lol look at the altar
H. Knight	sure hehehe
Drumun	oh right...the altar
Drufle (GM)	He is not looking very good.
Drumun	PRAY
Drufle (GM)	He takes his fast turn! He's going to, once again, swing his sword at HK!
Drumun	"Ye can still stop" "It dun have to end like this"
Drufle (GM)	rolling 1d20+4-2d6k1( 6 )+4-( 6 + 6 ) = 4
H. Knight	"if he wants to fight and die then that is his own decision"
Drufle (GM)	Rats.
Drumun	welp
R�senfeld	i think he can't, or a full-blown fucking fairy or something wouldh ave alerted him to his faults?
Drufle (GM)	Where'd all that luck that I'm supposed to have go.
H. Knight	"unless he is possessed. I don't have the means to tell"
Drufle (GM)	Roy, you're up.
Roy	surprise i use spell recovery
Drumun	"Possessed?"
Drufle (GM)	Gasp!
Drumun	oh noooo or...OH HYES
H. Knight	"just a hunch, drumun"
Drufle (GM)	I was wondering if you would ever use that.
Drumun	more grabby hands?
Drufle (GM)	Alright, top of the round, then.
R�senfeld	what does that do?
Roy	i recover the casting of summon
Drumun	ooooh
R�senfeld	ah
Roy	and heal ..3?
Drufle (GM)	It gives her one casting back and she heals her rate. Yep.
Drumun	we can flank with the shard right?
Drufle (GM)	The blessing is gone!
H. Knight	oh noo
Drufle (GM)	And yeah, you can flank with the shard.
R�senfeld	s'alright, we can do this
Drufle (GM)	Who's going fast?
Drumun	Roy put the shard on the other side of the priest from HK give him flank bonuses
Roy	is flanking really a thing
Drumun	I did it
H. Knight	he smacked demon ass
Drufle (GM)	I'm pretty sure it isn't, but I'm giving you a hand.
H. Knight	you're a kind soul
Drufle (GM)	I mean, this was technically a diff 100 combat.
Drumun	wait, is it not a thing? well thank you kindly
Roy	you probably wont need it
Drumun	oh shit yes really thank
Roy	the shard
Drumun	it doesn't hurt to have him out
H. Knight	it can be a substitute
Drumun	Minikyu used Substitute
Drufle (GM)	Well if anyone is going fast, you should go ahead.
Roy	i bring out the shard
Drumun	he returns
R�senfeld	i don't knwo if there's anything i can do in a fast turn oh wait i did i tried beam
H. Knight	I'mma hack im
R�senfeld	right/
Roy	"Hello, darkness! My old friend."
Drufle (GM)	Burning beam was last turn. You can use it again if you so wish.
R�senfeld	failed casts don't cast towards my counter?
Drufle (GM)	They do.
Roy	"Spare him from death, won't you?"
Drufle (GM)	But you have two castings.
R�senfeld	it's rank 1
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait is it?
R�senfeld	yeah
H. Knight	"I can't make any promises this time, young miss."
Drufle (GM)	Nah man Burning Beam is 0.
R�senfeld	well it is on my sheet doi alright then BURNING BEAM! with no boon bah
Drumun	fire some freakin laser beams
Drufle (GM)	Will roll!
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 10 )+2+() = 12
Drufle (GM)	A hit!
R�senfeld	AIGHT!
Drufle (GM)	1d6 damage.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d6( 3 ) = 3
Drufle (GM)	Aaaand he's unconscious.
R�senfeld	YUS!
H. Knight	wow!
Drumun	wooo Drumun breaths a sigh of relief
Drufle (GM)	The beam strikes Tormond in the head, and he falls to the ground. Drumun then turns and sees the shard
Drumun	"WHAAH!! What is that!?" R�senfeld collapses on the floor in relief and adrenaline come down
Drufle (GM)	Tormond coughs and sputters, his left hand still bleeding. H. Knight stands unmoving
Drumun	"..."
High Inquisitor Tormond	"My... my lady..."
Roy	can i put the shard over his head Drumun shakes his head, and takes a deep breath
H. Knight	"save your prayers for later. You will need them then." Drumun kneels
R�senfeld	"Tormond." do i have another minor heal? is it smart to minor heal? H. Knight holds a hand out to Drumun
Drufle (GM)	You have one, yes.
Drumun	save it in case he starts dieing
R�senfeld	right
Drumun	"I am well, HK..." "Just..."
Drufle (GM)	Blood gushes from his hand, and his visor falls open.
H. Knight	"you don't sound well" High Inquisitor Tormond looks up at HK, his eyes glowing with an unearthly aura.
Drumun	"Perhaps not...but its not me who ye should be worried fer" Drumun motions towards Russ H. Knight glowers down
High Inquisitor Tormond	"Everything I've done, I did for him. I regret nothing."
Roy	'Who?"
R�senfeld	"You served the Shadow."
High Inquisitor Tormond	"I am... the righteous... his one true Hand..." High Inquisitor Tormond coughs up blood. H. Knight readies his axe
Drumun	"Ah think...ye were decieved" R�senfeld kneels beside Tormond
H. Knight	"we will get nothing out of this wretch."
Drumun	"Let him make his peace, HK"
R�senfeld	"What is wrong with you?" can't I make any checks
Drufle (GM)	Will's fine.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 2 )+2+() = 4 yeah not happening
High Inquisitor Tormond	"My life... for the New God."
Drumun	I don't think Drumun has any chance of helping here
Roy's Summon	[caresses his face with its tendrils]
H. Knight	cute
Drumun	Mimikyu pls
R�senfeld	creepy as hell High Inquisitor Tormond yanks a dagger from his belt.
R�senfeld	i love it agi check?
H. Knight	I doubt it
R�senfeld	a shame he's gonna kill himself ain't he
Drumun	I think I know where this is going High Inquisitor Tormond plunges it into his neck.
R�senfeld	"Tormond!" Drumun begins to move after seeing the dagger, but is too late
Drumun	"..." Drumun stands up
Drufle (GM)	A black smoke leaks from the wound, crackling and obscuring. R�senfeld stands up as well - and prays for tormond's immortal soul's salvation Drumun waits a moment, and then tries to pick up a body
R�senfeld	uh oh
Drufle (GM)	A giggle is heard, and the smoke dissipates.
Drumun	"This is no place for the dead..."
H. Knight	"As I expected."
R�senfeld	"So the Evil infests even my home and hearth."
Drufle (GM)	rolling 1d3( 1 ) = 1
Drumun	"Russ..."
Drufle (GM)	You have 10 seconds, if you wish to save him.
R�senfeld	how do I do it?
Drumun	oh shit, heal hea heal
R�senfeld	yes totally do minor heal
Drumun	this guy must have a huge heal rate
Drufle (GM)	The wound on his left hand staunches, and the gash in his throat quivers and closes.
R�senfeld	i'll take any heal rate at this point R�senfeld appears to focus deeply
Drufle (GM)	He gasps, air rushing into his lungs, and his eyes open for a brief moment, before returning to sleep.
Drumun	"I take it...yer gonna wanna carry him out"
R�senfeld	"We can't just leave him here.' can i carry him? i think it would be appropriate
Roy's Summon	"I'm curious."
Drumun	"Ye do so...I'll handle these ones"
H. Knight	in his full plate? you wish :P
Roy's Summon	oop
R�senfeld	if he's not too beefy or me
Drufle (GM)	Make a strength roll, but he's big.
R�senfeld	rolling 1d20 + -1 + 0d6k1( 4 )+-1+() = 3
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
Roy	"I'm curious."
Drufle (GM)	How about HK take him. H. Knight sits down
R�senfeld	"RRRRAh -ow I pulled a muscle."
Roy	"Would he, 'return to normal'?"
Drumun	"We kin hope"
Roy	"I wonder what was normal, for an inquisitor."
H. Knight	"be sensible, Rusenfeld"
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 7 )+2+() = 9 okay so I'm not lifting these guys either
R�senfeld	"I don't think whatever was compelling him is there anymore - but I also don't believe he cn come back from this."
Roy	"Will he do what he has always done?"
R�senfeld	"The inquisition used to be a holy order."
H. Knight	"I cannot imagine the persecution of the Orcs will cease for this. It certainly began before this demon infestation."
R�senfeld	"You would have me kill human being, then for actions not his own?"
H. Knight	"perhaps for as long as men and orcs have lived side by side."
Drumun	"We have courts an laws..."
H. Knight	"I cannot demand anything of you. If I were in your position, however, I would not take the chance."
R�senfeld	"You are not."
H. Knight	"still I will carry him if you so wish."
R�senfeld	"...Please."
H. Knight	everyone just lift him on all together now!
R�senfeld	HUP! i help you with my little weakling muscles how do i even shoot my rifle with those things without falling on my butt
Roy	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 7 )+2+() = 9 Drumun lifts the guy up
H. Knight	strong glutes
Drufle (GM)	Man, you all suck at lifting.
Drumun	rolling 1d20 + 2 + 0d6k1( 11 )+2+() = 13
R�senfeld	bro do you even lift
Drufle (GM)	It's a good thing you guys have a horse.
H. Knight	Drufle please
Drumun	HUPH
H. Knight	aren't there collective actions
Drufle (GM)	That's a new rule, but yeah.
H. Knight	huh
R�senfeld	neat
Drufle (GM)	I think they're called cooperative actions.
R�senfeld	loot bodies anyone?
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, as the music may signify. That is the end of level 2.
H. Knight	hurray! we all lived
Drumun	I won't be doing much looting
R�senfeld	yeah maybe ruse is too shaken up too for once
Drumun	moreso I will be spending my time carrying out these corpses give them a proper burial
H. Knight	oh yeah the rest forgot about those
Drufle (GM)	The acolytes don't really have anything of interest on them.
R�senfeld	this was really exhilerating
Drufle (GM)	In fact, the only real thing of interest in the room would be Tormond's greatsword. ooooh!!
R�senfeld	that's his though
H. Knight	aw well
Drufle (GM)	It's a beast of a thing, a pure silver enchanted blade with +1 damage.
R�senfeld	oh man
H. Knight	russ is here
Drumun	it would not be proper
R�senfeld	ruse can't be a thief when he's super sad
H. Knight	pure silver is awful for anything like a sword what about the altar?
Drufle (GM)	In this world it's actually perfectly fine.
H. Knight	search there
Drufle (GM)	Because reasons.
H. Knight	cool
R�senfeld	enchants well
Drufle (GM)	The altar has the word PRAYER inscribed on it.
R�senfeld	like minecraft gold hahaha
Drufle (GM)	(it doesn't actually say that)
R�senfeld	that's canon now
Drufle (GM)	The altar is covered with numerous runes and magical circles of various origins.
Drumun	it says "PRAY HERE" instead
R�senfeld	i better investigate it
H. Knight	you guys go inspecting I gotta carry a corpse down a flight of stairs hoo boy
Drumun	oh right, if this is the end of level 2
Drufle (GM)	It's not a corpse!
Drumun	then its time for voting
Drufle (GM)	He's still alive.
H. Knight	sorry my mistake
Drufle (GM)	:P
H. Knight	he will be if he slides off though!
Drufle (GM)	Probably yeah. H'es only at 11 hp.
R�senfeld	urk that's risky haha
Drumun	I'll just spend my time moving these corpses out no time for looting
R�senfeld	man, voting or expert paths? for
H. Knight	you wull be SO exhausted *will
Drumun	yes I will be
Drufle (GM)	I think it's gonna be a wee bit late for Golurk at the moment.
Drumun	not sure if he's even awake anymore
Drufle (GM)	It's, like, quarter after 3 for him.
R�senfeld	well how about we do all the clerical stuff next session then?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah he hasn't said anything in a while he might've actually fallen asleep.
H. Knight	yes let's call it here
R�senfeld	well done everyone
Roy	helo
Drufle (GM)	Oh.
Drumun	that went shockingly well
R�senfeld	yeah like
Drufle (GM)	He is still awake.
Drumun	like I honestly expected everything to fall apart
R�senfeld	that beginning was insane
Drumun	but we just ruined this boss fight
H. Knight	tell me all about the start later
Drufle (GM)	That google hangout was right, I really can't just send a few big guys at you.
R�senfeld	you were there really aaaanyway
Drufle (GM)	I need to do like one big guy and like 6 little guys.
Drumun	you had 1 big guy and 1 little-ish guy
H. Knight	I apologise for being late as well and one hammer
Drufle (GM)	They were the same difficulty! Technically.
R�senfeld	nah it's cool man how many times have i done that to you
Drumun	you got here just in time HK
R�senfeld	also yeah you got here for thegood part :)
H. Knight	:)
Drufle (GM)	So yeah we'll do the expert vote next time then.
R�senfeld	hai
Drufle (GM)	As well as go over the ramifications of this novice path.
H. Knight	hexcellent
Drumun	sounds like a plan
Drufle (GM)	Y'all can head out now.
R�senfeld	aye aye
Drumun	see ya'll next time