Drufle (GM)	So things currently suck a lot in Mendev. Demons pour from the Worldwound, ruining vast swaths of land of what was once Sarkoris. I am going to screw up so many of these names and none of you will be able to tell the difference, it's great.
Rochelle Gwerm	I mean y'know what, I'll let it slide
Aerlin	i wrote them down you're being watched
Drufle (GM)	So, for one reason or another, everyone has come to the city of Kenabres for Armasse! A nice festival about celebrating the few good things these poor people have left. The majority of the event takes place in this pitch black void- I mean at the Clydwell Plaza, near the city's major cathedral.
Rochelle Gwerm	its night time
Drufle (GM)	Let's play some music in the meantime. It's actually just about noon!
Rochelle Gwerm	not the music I expected, but okay
Navaya	let the world load in
Rochelle Gwerm	buffering
Aerlin	reticulating...
Drufle (GM)	So many splines.
Rochelle Gwerm	paying the goblins
Drufle (GM)	You've all gotten here nice and early amongst the crowds, with a nice view of the cathedral's facade. What's everyone doing here at the moment?
Rochelle Gwerm	I am with whoever hired me in the first place I am looking for the tavern
Aerlin	While I am here to gather information about the Worldwound, now seems like a bad time to ask about such things.
Rochelle Gwerm	hoping I can drag my ward into it
Aerlin	I'm just going to enjoy the festivities.
Navaya	I'm busking as a fortune-teller bluffing the hell out of these bumpkins
Drufle (GM)	Very nice, very nice. There's travelers from all over, I'm sure you can get plenty of customers doing such a thing. I'm stalling for time until Golurk comes in, so just bear with me for a bit. Rochelle Gwerm:
Aerlin	I do wonder if there's a religious reason behind this event, however.
Navaya	waiting for godotlurk
Aerlin	Perhaps I can ask about that. Rochelle Gwerm tries to impress passerbys, but cannot attract any attention
Drufle (GM)	There was! Originally, this was a holy day of Aroden.
Rochelle Gwerm	well I made my roll
Drufle (GM)	Ever since he died, however, it's become slightly more secular.
Rochelle Gwerm	I have contributed
Aerlin	Aroden sounds interesting, I'll have to look into this more.
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin, unless you've been living under a literal rock for the past few years, you know full well who Aroden is.
Navaya	"come one, come all! have your fortune told by the magnificent dancing weasel!" Aerlin: Maybe I do.
Drufle (GM)	Aroden was the first mortal to become a god via the Starstone, and also the first god to die almost a century ago.
Aerlin	That was interesting! Thanks, brain.
Drufle (GM)	Also wow, that +9 Society roll.
Aerlin	You learn a lot when you're around as long as I've been.
Drufle (GM)	Alright, he's lagging a bit so I'm gonna hop ahead. Suddenly, you're all in a dark place.
Rochelle Gwerm	just...suddenly? right now
Drufle (GM)	Your heads throb with vicious headaches, your ears ring, there's dust in the air.
Rochelle Gwerm	I knew it freakin demons
Drufle (GM)	After a few seconds, the sound of rocks clattering, coughing, and moans of pain come up from around you.
Navaya	"aw crapcakes, I knew I shouldn'tve made beer outta bloodroot..."
Drufle (GM)	It's pitch black.
Rochelle Gwerm	"What the actual hell?"
Drufle (GM)	How many of you can actually see anything? Rochelle Gwerm looks around for her employer
Drufle (GM)	Low-light vision will do nothing for you here.
Rochelle Gwerm	I have low-light vision
Navaya	do you mean literally
Rochelle Gwerm	but that's it
Aerlin	I have low-light vision, but not darkvision.
Drufle (GM)	Unless you have darkvision, you cannot see anything.
Navaya	because this terrain is still very black
Aerlin	I can however...
Rochelle Gwerm	I think Darkvision is like, a monster thing
Aerlin	Cast Light?
Drufle (GM)	A few races get it. Alright!
Rochelle Gwerm	Golurk is so close to being here
Aerlin	I'll just stick it to myself. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm listens around
Rochelle Gwerm	oh shit a spider
Drufle (GM)	The bright light suddenly flashes in everyone's eyes, and you hear a few annoyed grunts as people instinctively shade their eyes.
Aerlin	"Hmm? Oh. Hello."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Gah!" Rochelle Gwerm shakes her head violently
Rochelle Gwerm	"What the hell was that? Who do I punch?"
Drufle (GM)	You're laying on a massive pile of rubble, underneath which you can see piles of wood, stone, and a few bodies.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Where is my club?"
Drufle (GM)	As you start to awake, the memories slowly begin flooding back of the past hour.
Rochelle Gwerm	were we drunk? god damn, I guess I found a tavern afterall
Navaya	"owie.."
Drufle (GM)	Armasse begun at noon sharp, you recall.
Navaya	"daha! you alright?!" Navaya looks wildly around
Drufle (GM)	Lord Hulrun himself, leader of Kenabres, began the festivities.
Golurk	what on earth
Drufle (GM)	You're in a cave my boy.
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah shit got real in like, 5 minutes flat
Drufle (GM)	Hulrun walked to the front podium, and cleared his throat.
Rochelle Gwerm	is he evil?
Drufle (GM)	As he was about to speak, suddenly a bright light shone from the west, as if the sun were rising from the wrong direction.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh dear
Drufle (GM)	His shadow grew long, huge and distorted against the cathedral's facade, and a moment later, a massive thunderclap ripped through the air and earth, with a violent tremor not long after it. To the west, the Kite, the location of Kenabres' Wardstone, had suddenly disappeared. In its place lied a massive pillar of flame, lightning, and smoke.
Rochelle Gwerm	so definitely demons
Drufle (GM)	A moment later, a great roar erupts from the crowd, as Kenabres' guardian, the haunted silver dragon Terendelev, arises from where she was disguised in the crowd. Above her, another form appeared, one three times the size of the largest man, with a great whip of flame and massive black horns. Most of you would probably not recognize him, except for perhaps Red or Aerlin, those who have studied the local regions. This is Khorramzedah, Storm King of the Worldwound, and he has arrived in Kenabres. Immediately, Terendelev takes to the sky to combat the massive balor lord, but as she does so, demons begin emerging from the earth. Khorramzedah slices deep lashes into the great dragon, and the two tumble to the earth in combat.
Drufle (GM)	The sight of the haunted silver being smashing the cathedral is one you will probably never forget, and neither is the horrible demon who gates into the other side of the plaza. He crashes into the earth with fury, and a massive rift opens up. People fall into the great hole, swarms of demons tearing them apart.
Red Redford	yikes
Rochelle Gwerm	wow
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Drufle (GM)	And as you fall in, above you you see the great balor lord about to lay the killing blow on Terendeleve. As she sees you fall, with a single bloody talon she reaches out and slows your descent, just before the great demon cuts her head clean off. That's the last thing you saw before you blacked out. And now, stumbling, you awake in a massive cavern.
Rochelle Gwerm	well we're screwed
Drufle (GM)	The five of you are largely unharmed, but the three others are a bit roughed up.
Aerlin	Let's see how badly they're hurt.
Drufle (GM)	On top of the rubble you see the only three other people who survived the fall.
Rochelle Gwerm	you can do that, I'm going to look for a way out
Drufle (GM)	An elven wizard, grasping around him, looking blindly for his belongings.
Aerlin	"Friend, I'd advise you not wander off alone."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Oh? Why's that?"
Aerlin	"I am your current light source."
Drufle (GM)	A middle-aged human man, dressed in finery, grouchily cleaning himself off.
Rochelle Gwerm	"..."
Drufle (GM)	And a younger human woman, stoically sitting on one of the rocks.
Rochelle Gwerm	"...Fine" Navaya picks up Daha
Rochelle Gwerm	god Navaya is so small
Aerlin	"I suppose introductions are in order."
??? Man	"Well, this is just dandy. All those preparations and all for nothing!" ??? Man mumbles and grumbles as he picks his stuff up.
Navaya	"so... uh, anyone mind explaining what the hell just went down?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"No one cares, buddy"
Navaya	"is this what you city-folk do for a good time?"
Rochelle Gwerm	that was directed to the man
??? Man	"Shut up, I have things to attend to."
Red Redford	"Oh, oh dear! What happened? Is everyone here okay?"
Rochelle Gwerm	oh dear this man already
??? Woman	"I'm fine, although I think ol' grouchy-pants is a bit pissy."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Oh? And what's that, little man?"
Aerlin	"I am unharmed, thank you." Rochelle Gwerm: ??? Elf is stumbling around, fumbling trying to pick up his nice things.
Rochelle Gwerm	that was an intimidate check on this man so 14 total not my best showing
Navaya	(to the elf guy) "what'cha doin' there buddy?"
??? Man	"Hmph. I shall not be intimidated by some rocky whelp! I'll have you know I am very important."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Ain't important down here"
??? Elf	"Oh, oh, uh, I'm just trying to find my staff! It must be somewhere around here..."
Rochelle Gwerm	"The rocks sure don't care" (so I failed, crap)
Drufle (GM)	There's a staff literally, like, a foot from the elf.
Rochelle Gwerm	I guess I'll settle with just messing with him
Drufle (GM)	He's waved over it multiple times now.
Aerlin	Has he lost his glasses as well? Navaya sidles over to the staff
Navaya	"s'over here dude"
Red Redford	oh and i orbit the ioun torch above my head
Navaya	"what, you blind or somethin?"
??? Elf	"Oh, and could someone put on a light, please? That would be very helpful."
Red Redford	"There we go, more light."
Navaya	"ehhhh..." Rochelle Gwerm continues to harass the grumpy man, unsuccessfully, in the background
Aerlin	"Ah, another light source. Hello, friend." Navaya flits over and inspects the elf's face
Aerlin	"I am Aerlin, a traveller."
Drufle (GM)	There are massive, scabbed gashes across the elf's eyes.
Red Redford	"Hiya! I'm Red. A traveller."
Aerlin	Not recent wounds, then?
Rochelle Gwerm	oh
Navaya	"eugh... nasty"
Rochelle Gwerm	poor elf man can anyone heal?
Aerlin	I probably can't heal that...
Rochelle Gwerm	at least keep him from bleeding out ??? Elf finally grabs his staff.
??? Elf	"Right, good, now... let's make haste, shall we! We have things to do, of course."
Red Redford	"Who are you, tiny floating baby? Are you this elf's familiar?"
Rochelle Gwerm	Red pls Rochelle Gwerm gives up on the grump and joins the others
Navaya	"e-EEHHHHH???"
Aerlin	"Of course, let us prepare and find a way out of here."
Navaya	"excUSE ME! I'm NOT a baby, thank you!"
??? Elf	"Right, good, now can someone [please] put on a torch or something? I can't see a thing."
Aerlin	Can I see any paths from here, or is it just wide open?
??? Woman	"You're blind, dingbat."
Aerlin	Like, tunnels, or anything. Rochelle Gwerm looks at the elf's eyes
Red Redford	whats this
Drufle (GM)	It's hard to see for sure, but you imagine there's probably paths off to the east.
Navaya	"I'm a pixie and a lady, thankyouverymuch!"
Drufle (GM)	That's Sam's character who is going to be mostly quiet. Rochelle Gwerm notices Navaya
Red Redford	oh right
Rochelle Gwerm	"Huh, I didn't think people could get -that- small"
??? Elf	"I-i, I'm blind? Oh, that would explain the incredible pain on my face, I suppose..." "Well then, someone will simply have to assist my walking!"
Rochelle Gwerm	he's taking this far better than I would expect "What'cha payin'?" ??? Man grumbles angrily.
Aerlin	"You can walk with me, sir."
??? Elf	"Wha- Paying? Oh, good, thank you very much madam."
Rochelle Gwerm	mumbles goodie twoshoes
Aerlin	What're you gonna do next, pay off the spiders??
Rochelle Gwerm	nah, I can smash those
Aerlin	Worth a try I suppose.
Navaya	"Yeah I'm gonna have to intervene here, soz"
Aerlin	Righto, then!
Red Redford	"I'm glad we're getting along in these trying times..."
Aerlin	Let's go. Navaya: I'mma heal this dude's eyes
Rochelle Gwerm	"it ain't hard to get along when you don't have a choice..."
Drufle (GM)	You can heal his pain, and the wounds, but you can't actually restore his eyesight. That requires the Restoration spell.
Rochelle Gwerm	better than nothing
Navaya	"I was just gonna say that!"
??? Elf	"O-oh, thank you. That's, uh, very kind of you, other madam. I suppose I should introduce myself."
Aerlin	??? Elf is a beautiful name.
Rochelle Gwerm	holy crap that is one hell of a name I see you typing
Aravashnial	"I am Aravashnial, leader of the local Riftwarden school. Although I won't be of much use in this state, I am still a rather potent spellcaster." ??? Woman scoffs.
Navaya	"Riftwarden!?" "That's a thing that's a thing I'm about! I think!"
Aravashnial	"That's... great? It's always wonderful to have new recruits, I suppose." Navaya presents her mark to the guy Rochelle Gwerm starts looking ahead Aravashnial is still blind.
Aerlin	"Especially now, I imagine."
Navaya	"See? you can...oh."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Way to rub it in, small girl"
Drufle (GM)	If you want to do any exploring, you know how to do it, Perception checks! Rochelle Gwerm:
Navaya	"who asked you?!"
Rochelle Gwerm	wow I am just killing it with these rolls Red Redford:
Aerlin	I'll walk east a bit, illuminate the area.
Navaya	OOF
Aerlin	Come along, Ara.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Its too damn dark down here"
Drufle (GM)	Well, aside from the big ol' dead spider, you actually see five glowing silver scales jammed into the wall to the north.
Rochelle Gwerm	that's all you, Red buddy
Red Redford	who sees
Aerlin	I rolled 17.
Drufle (GM)	Everyone. They're really shiny.
Red Redford	ok
Rochelle Gwerm	I see that with an 8, hot damn alright Rochelle Gwerm follows the shiny
Aerlin	Do they look the same as the dragon's scales?
Drufle (GM)	They do!
Rochelle Gwerm	"What the hell are these?"
Navaya	"well everyone else is goin for the glitter, why don't we just loot this spider corpse, eh Daha?"
Aerlin	"These look important."
Navaya	"could be neat stuff in it!" Rochelle Gwerm tries to pull one out
Drufle (GM)	Alright, freeze. Rochelle Gwerm: fuck yes Navaya puts her hand sup
Aerlin	"They resemble Terendelev's scales."
Rochelle Gwerm	killing these rolls
Drufle (GM)	As soon as Navaya gets within a few feet of the spider corpse, it begins wiggling and writhing.
Rochelle Gwerm	well shit great job
Navaya	wasn't me officer I swear!
Rochelle Gwerm	wooooorms
Drufle (GM)	Initiative! Red Redford: Navaya:
Aerlin	I got 10. Rochelle Gwerm:
Drufle (GM)	What's your dex scores, guys?
Rochelle Gwerm	mine is 8
Navaya	mod 3
Aerlin	11 here. So me first?
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin first, then, yeah.
Rochelle Gwerm	did I succeed in getting a scale? Drufle (GM): Yes, but we'll have to deal with that later.
Rochelle Gwerm	rip Navaya
Navaya	"OOOHhh, WORMS"
Rochelle Gwerm	well I got one now though because I'm not bothering with these worms otherwise the shiny demands it
Red Redford	"Aw shoot!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"What did you lot do!?"
Navaya	you are an excellent team player, rochelle
Red Redford	"Worms!"
Drufle (GM)	Alright, I gotta write down the order here.
Rochelle Gwerm	roll20 has a turn order list
Navaya	"I was just gonna get some ichor or somethin!"
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, but I haven't figured out how to use it yet.
Aerlin	"Worms. Stay close to me Ava."
Navaya	"these assholes decided to get in the way"
Rochelle Gwerm	well I'm going to need a moment to reach you guys actually nvm I'll be there on my turn well, almost
Drufle (GM)	Right, Red's up first!
Red Redford	i cast ZONE OF TRUTH
Drufle (GM)	I find this very hard to believe.
Aerlin	I've never told a lie. You'll get nothing from me.
Drufle (GM)	That's probably accurate, honestly.
Rochelle Gwerm	I have told
Red Redford	ok ill
Rochelle Gwerm	so many lies probably
Red Redford	use my power to summon a monster
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez, alright. The lantern?
Red Redford	i'll move over here first can i summon a monster on navis square
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Rochelle Gwerm	quick, hide behind this magic lantern yep, that's a lantern
Drufle (GM)	There, we'll use that for now.
Navaya	"WHOAGEEZ"
Drufle (GM)	SUDDENLY LANTERN Now I forget, does that lantern get to act right now?
Navaya	"what th; hell's this, bucko?!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"What kind of people even are you?"
Aerlin	It's init is the same as Reds I think
Red Redford	i summon a dog
Drufle (GM)	Oh.
Rochelle Gwerm	yes, very good dog
Drufle (GM)	Not an archon, then.
Red Redford	its still level 1
Rochelle Gwerm	:P
Drufle (GM)	Hey look, it's that dog.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh hey, a real dog
Red Redford	can it do things immediately
Rochelle Gwerm	totally not a lantern
Drufle (GM)	Apparently so, yes. I just looked it up.
Red Redford	"Look at this! A blessing from the agathions!"
Aerlin	Sick.
Rochelle Gwerm	"A dog"
Red Redford	"Now, defend that tiny baby familiar!" Navaya holds daha up defensively
Drufle (GM)	Pffft.
Aerlin	"Sick." Just making that canon.
Red Redford	can i do an attack now
Drufle (GM)	Yes! Navaya is also incoherently livid
Red Redford	rolling 1d20+4( 3 )+4 = 7 ??? Man is staring, baffled, at the situation.
Red Redford	no!!!
Drufle (GM)	That's a miss.
Rochelle Gwerm	it okay
Red Redford	"Good effort, dog friend. Just keep doing what you're doing."
Drufle (GM)	Next up is G'hesh. CHAAAAAARGE
Rochelle Gwerm	our friend G'hesh
Drufle (GM)	We're gonna do us a charge attack at this here top worm.
Rochelle Gwerm	wait, an actual charge?
Drufle (GM)	Yep.
Rochelle Gwerm	this is Nhot the G'hesh you are looking for
Aerlin	That's a big hit.
Drufle (GM)	She rushes up, sword in hands, and cuts a deep gash into one of the grubs. It squeals a bit but isn't dead.
Rochelle Gwerm	the only grub I can hit
Drufle (GM)	Grub turn! They turned out to be very fast. The top one is gonna smack at G'hesh.
Aerlin	Did they share a roll?
Drufle (GM)	Enemies always do.
Rochelle Gwerm	Red->G'hesh->worms->???
Aerlin	Alright.
Drufle (GM)	Then Aerlin, then Rochelle, then Navaya.
Navaya	oh boy
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20( 6 ) = 6 rolling d6 ( 6 ) = 6 That's a big no on the top one.
Navaya	thank god
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20( 10 ) = 10 rolling d6 ( 2 ) = 2 A no on the dog. rolling d20 ( 11 ) = 11 rolling d6 ( 4 ) = 4 And another no on the dog.
Drufle (GM)	These grubs suck.
Rochelle Gwerm	They tried
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin!
Aerlin	Alright.
Rochelle Gwerm	defend the dog!
Aerlin	Can I move normally right now?
Drufle (GM)	Of course.
Aerlin	I'll go here. Ara is still with me, right?
Drufle (GM)	Not necessarily, no. He's helpful, but he doesn't really feel like going into combat blind. Literally.
Aerlin	I suppose he's safe there. I raise my hand slowly, then suddenly snap it towards the lowest grub there.
Red Redford	"Don't worry, I'll look out for this wizard!" Aerlin:
Drufle (GM)	Oh, geez. The grub just explodes.
Navaya	disgusting
Rochelle Gwerm	which one? ah, that one
Aerlin	"Gross."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Alright, make way!"
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle's turn.
Navaya	"wow. that was pretty good, lady" "you ain't just a pretty face!"
Aerlin	Could I make a check to figure out what they are, by the way?
Rochelle Gwerm	Imma murder that worm
Red Redford	"You know, since these grubs emerged from a spider they could be like parasitoid wasps or flies!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"They look nothing like either of those things" Aravashnial nods at Red.
Aravashnial	"Judging by the sounds they're making, I believe you are correct."
Red Redford	("I could be wrong")
Navaya	"you can telll by how they squeal when they're squished?"
Red Redford	"Wow, you can tell from just the sounds huh."
Aravashnial	"Of course I do! I know many things, you see."
Drufle (GM)	A nice conversation about the auditory facets of dying bugs occurs while Rochelle revs up. Rochelle Gwerm rushes in on this worm
Navaya	pulls ripcord
Rochelle Gwerm	"RaaaaAAAAAAAAH"
Drufle (GM)	Oh lord.
Navaya	"slow down there, satan" Rochelle Gwerm brings her club down
Drufle (GM)	That grub had two hit points left. Navaya feels bad for it Rochelle Gwerm the ground cracks where the worm used to be
Aerlin	"I'm glad we don't have to clean this up."
Drufle (GM)	It splatters everywhere.
Rochelle Gwerm	"That's how you do it!"
Drufle (GM)	Navaya, you're up.
Navaya	can I move without provoking AOO
Drufle (GM)	No.
Navaya	the dog's in the way tho
Rochelle Gwerm	the Dog does not block AoO
Drufle (GM)	You're in the same square.
Navaya	useless creature oh well
Drufle (GM)	:P
Navaya	you might want to have a tea break while I look up my stuff
Drufle (GM)	Ah, spellcasters.
Aerlin	I just wrote my current options down.
Rochelle Gwerm	cast Prestidigitation!
Navaya	how long would it take for me to prep a poisoned dart for my blowgun?
Aerlin	It reads 'use the spear. do it'
Rochelle Gwerm	good advice
Drufle (GM)	It's a full standard action to poison a dart, I believe. And you stand a chance of poisoning yourself.
Navaya	rats so I'd have to do it ahead of time then
Rochelle Gwerm	cast a damaging cantrip
Navaya	before battle oh alright "I can't think of a good one-liner! Ray Of Frost!!"
Drufle (GM)	pffft Navaya:
Drufle (GM)	CHILL OUT
Aerlin	was that one too obvious
Navaya	yeah
Drufle (GM)	Alright, roll your attack, then.
Navaya	rolling 1d3( 2 ) = 2
Drufle (GM)	That's damage, you need to roll your to-hit.
Navaya	oh right rolling 1d20 ( 17 ) = 17
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez, that hits regardless of your modifiers. Which there should definitely be some.
Navaya	i don't fucking know off the top of my head ok
Red Redford	its int
Drufle (GM)	The grub is rather miffed by the chilly bolt, but seems ok otherwise.
Red Redford	is it int
Drufle (GM)	It's probably int. Red!
Navaya	these sheets need like a cheat sheet
Red Redford	i bring out my longbow and go for a ranged attack
Drufle (GM)	You're firing into melee, you sure you want that?
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah you could hit someone
Red Redford	oh do i have to move how about here
Drufle (GM)	It doesn't matter where you move, the grub is right next to someone else.
Red Redford	how about here
Drufle (GM)	You get a -4 to hit when firing into melee. There is nowhere you can go to not be firing into melee my dude.
Red Redford	is THAT what it means
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Aerlin	I feel like we ignored this rule last time. But it makes sense.
Rochelle Gwerm	we totally ignored it
Drufle (GM)	There is a dog, a G'hesh, and a Navaya within range of the grub.
Aerlin	May be best to ready an action and let the dog attack.
Navaya	speaking of rules are we ignoring concentration checks
Drufle (GM)	If you miss your shot, it's gonna hit one of them. For the most part, no, Navaya. I ignored yours because the dog is distracting the grub.
Red Redford	oh i get it now
Aerlin	Er, delay action, I mean.
Navaya	oh thank you
Red Redford	i thought it was like, firing into someone adjacent to you gosh ok i move in and bash it with a morningstar then "Stand back, wizard dude!"
Drufle (GM)	Smash it in! Red Redford:
Drufle (GM)	And a crunch. Still not dead!
Red Redford	"Doggo! Your turn!"
Drufle (GM)	The most resilient grub.
Rochelle Gwerm	"You named it 'Doggo' ?"
Red Redford	rolling 1d20+4( 5 )+4 = 9
Drufle (GM)	Oof, just barely.
Navaya	so when I attack do I roll a 1d20+INT mod
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Navaya	ok that's fine
Red Redford	rolling 1d4+3( 4 )+3 = 7
Navaya	sorry for getting mad earlier
Drufle (GM)	It's dead!
Red Redford	"I bet it tastes real bad, doggo, sorry about that."
Rochelle Gwerm	"I feel like you all might have overreacted a bit"
Aerlin	"All the worms are dead, Ava. Worry not."
??? Woman	"Well that certainly was... competent." ??? Man is standing dazed.
Navaya	"can you unsummon it please? it's spooking my weasel" Aravashnial thanks Aerlin, and rests on his staff.
Navaya	"and YOU overreacted, rocky!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hahahaha" "Yeah probably"
Aerlin	"Are we all unharmed?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Sorry, I like a good tussle" G'hesh Nhot is sneaking up to grab one of the scales. Navaya is nonplussed
Red Redford	"I pet my dog until it disappears." erm no quote
Rochelle Gwerm	"These worms weren't worth the effort"
Navaya	"was expecting ya to snap back. good to know one of ya can laugh at yerself!"
Aerlin	"I know what will cheer you up, large one. Shiny scales."
Rochelle Gwerm	"So...Now what?"
Aerlin	"Let's go check those out."
Rochelle Gwerm	I already grabbed a scale I thought
Aerlin	Investigate.
Drufle (GM)	You did, yes. Rochelle Gwerm admires the shiny scale
Aerlin	I suppose I'll take one as well.
Drufle (GM)	It technically already revealed its powers to you but you were a bit busy.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh good so I don't get a second chance at that? Navaya: i'm looting this corpse
Drufle (GM)	Your scale allows you to, 3 times a day as a standard action, cast Align Weapon, but only for lawful or good.
Rochelle Gwerm	welp
Drufle (GM)	That corpse is a spider. Rochelle Gwerm pockets the scale
Rochelle Gwerm	might be worth something later
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin, you get a Cloudwalking scale.
Rochelle Gwerm	wait there are different scales? please tell me I didn't get the only lawful good scale
Drufle (GM)	3/day as standard, you can cast Levitate, a pillar of clouds appearing beneath you
Aerlin	"My, this is very potent."
Drufle (GM)	Yeah these scales are pretty sweet.
Rochelle Gwerm	"What kind of scales are these?"
Red Redford	"I wanna see."
Rochelle Gwerm	druf pls I have to know
Aerlin	"Try your luck." Red Redford:
Drufle (GM)	Shit me.
Rochelle Gwerm	he Knows
Drufle (GM)	What's that check for?
Aerlin	Shit him.
Red Redford	examining the scales
Drufle (GM)	Oh.
Red Redford	for magic
Drufle (GM)	They're scales of the dragon Terendelev, minor artifacts with a variety of powers. If you try to carry more than one on you, they stop functioning completely.
Navaya	riffling around "there's gotta be somethin' in this stupid bug that ain't too acidic to touch!"
Aerlin	Everyone yank.
Rochelle Gwerm	"What are you doing with the dead spider?"
Drufle (GM)	Red's allows him to cast Resist Elements 3/day, but only against electricity or cold.
Navaya	"well I was HOPING for some usable venom glands or silk, but I guess the grubs ate all the good stuff."
Aerlin	Let's have the dragon person grab one.
Drufle (GM)	G'hesh pulls one that allows her to cast Disguise Self 3/day.
Rochelle Gwerm	sneaky
Navaya	"oh well..."
Drufle (GM)	You also get +4 to Bluff against evil creatures while disguised.
Navaya	dejected "any left for me guys..."
Drufle (GM)	There are five. Well, were five. There's now one. Rochelle Gwerm taps on the walls Navaya:
Drufle (GM)	Looks like Navaya pulls another Cloudwalking scale off the wall.
Rochelle Gwerm	were these random?
Navaya	"......."
Aerlin	of COURSE
Drufle (GM)	There were four different effects.
Rochelle Gwerm	also wow that...is not useful for the flier
Drufle (GM)	I never said you guys had to keep the ones given to you.
Aerlin	We can trade.
Rochelle Gwerm	so two of us got scales we can't use
Navaya	"swapsies?"
Rochelle Gwerm	who would want Align Weapon?
Aerlin	We just can't hold more than one.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I'd off, but I don't think you use weapons much..." *offer
Navaya	"it doesn't matter what I get, I'm prolly either gonna cook it or sell it"
Drufle (GM)	G'hesh will gladly take the Sacred Weapon scale.
Rochelle Gwerm	what I got? sure I'll swap for that
Drufle (GM)	You can have the Disguise one. Rochelle Gwerm trades scales
Rochelle Gwerm	"Pleasure doing business with ya"
Red Redford	"So, I feel like that was a learning experience, We got to know each other a little better, we may have even functioned as a team at one point."
Rochelle Gwerm	where do I mark this down?
Navaya	"bucko,I have NO idea who you are"
Drufle (GM)	Equipment? I dunno, it's your sheet.
Aerlin	"I can't help but feel Terendelev left these here for us."
Navaya	"I have no idea who any of you are! what the hell is going on!!"
Aravashnial	"I believe we are currently in the caverns beneath Kenabres."
Navaya	"I'm in a hole in the ground and monsters were everywhere and=!"
Aerlin	"I may have also imagined this, but I feel she stopped us from perishing in the fall down here as well." Navaya 's feeling the trauma creep in
??? Woman	"Yes, well, that's great and all, but we really need to get going if we're going to- eep!" ??? Woman tries to stand up and immediately falls on her face.
??? Woman	"Ah hells, my leg!" ??? Man is quietly chuckling.
Navaya	you ain't okay either are ya"
Rochelle Gwerm	"I'm still for hire"
??? Woman	"No, I'm... fine, totally."
Rochelle Gwerm	"I get the feeling my original employer died in whatever happened" ??? Woman tries to stand again and realizes she definitely is not fine.
Aerlin	Well thats handy.
Drufle (GM)	Very convenient.
Red Redford	can i make a heal check to determine whats wrong
Drufle (GM)	Uh, sure.
Aerlin	I'll assist. Rochelle Gwerm tries to pile rocks up Red Redford:
Rochelle Gwerm	is that STR or Atheletics?
Drufle (GM)	These rocks aren't particularly heavy, you can just lift them.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh good I start stacking them then, trying to give us a way out
Drufle (GM)	Red, her leg is clearly broken in at least one place; she isn't going to be walking very easily.
Navaya	made from styrolithic rock
Aerlin	I imagine a Cure won't help here? Rochelle Gwerm lifts even the largest boulders over her head
Red Redford	"We need some healing over here! Healing"
Drufle (GM)	It'll ease the pain, but you can't fix the broken bone.
Navaya	what about magic and hexes together?
Rochelle Gwerm	"Can't huff help you there"
Drufle (GM)	I think she's at about half health, at the moment.
Red Redford	how about another heal check to make a whatsitcalled a splint
Drufle (GM)	Oh, sure!
Rochelle Gwerm	with a rock?
Drufle (GM)	There's wood and stuff in the rubble.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh wait, there's some wood around
Drufle (GM)	That's certainly feasible.
Rochelle Gwerm	you will probably have to supply the cloth or some rope
Red Redford	i have a healer's kit
Rochelle Gwerm	to keep the pieces together well that's helpful
Navaya	i love how prepared golurk is for this
Rochelle Gwerm	he is our main healer
Aerlin	"If you are in a lot of pain, I can offer you a healing spell."
Rochelle Gwerm	he kinda has to be
Drufle (GM)	I'VE GOT THIS Red Redford:
Drufle (GM)	Oh.
Red Redford	+2...
Rochelle Gwerm	okay nvm
Red Redford	woops it broke even more
Drufle (GM)	I mean, the idea is definitely there.
Rochelle Gwerm	maybe just...take a 10?
Red Redford	yeah can i do that
Rochelle Gwerm	we have time
Drufle (GM)	You're gonna need to find some better wood from the pile. You can take 10, yes.
Red Redford	ok
Drufle (GM)	Get a solid 16. Using some of the shattered poles and various bits of wood and iron, you strap together a splint for the lady, and a rudimentary crutch as well.
??? Woman	"Wow, thanks! That's actually a lot better, you're quite good at this."
Red Redford	"Thank you, ??? Woman, I'm glad to be of service." Anevia Tirablade laughs.
Anevia Tirablade	"Name's Anevia, pal."
Red Redford	oh!!! its her
Aerlin	One more left.
Drufle (GM)	Anevia's a great character.
Red Redford	i wonder if anyone can recognize the man
Drufle (GM)	I hope I can do her justice.
Red Redford	maybe hes nobility
Drufle (GM)	Uhhh knowledge nobility?
Rochelle Gwerm	so how goes my rock stacking?
Drufle (GM)	He's obviously wearing nice finery and jewelry.
Aerlin	What are you doing.
Drufle (GM)	It's, uh, going, Rochelle. Very nice stack.
Rochelle Gwerm	trying to stack us a way out
Drufle (GM)	Oh, there's no chance of that. It's solid rock all the way up.
Red Redford	"Explosives! Does anyone have any explosives handy."
Rochelle Gwerm	"I am beginning to get the feeling that this isn't going to work"
Aerlin	"It's a lovely stack." Rochelle Gwerm attempts to break some stone with her club
Drufle (GM)	I suppose now that you killed the Thing in this chamber I can actually show you the rest.
Rochelle Gwerm	the wall, specifically
Red Redford	the doggo vanishes in a puff of smoke
Rochelle Gwerm	is that an STR or an attack roll or...
Aerlin	Take 10.
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah probably the better idea 10 + 5 +...maybe thats it I dunno
Aerlin	Oh shit. Secret Worm...
Drufle (GM)	The rock is broken? I guess?
Rochelle Gwerm	is it enough though?
Drufle (GM)	Ignore the worm, I just had to move him out of hiding.
Rochelle Gwerm	"RRrrr...this isn't working"
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait, do you mean the rock wall?
Aerlin	"There are a few tunnels we can try."
Drufle (GM)	Yeah no, you barely dent it. A few pebbles crumble off.
Aerlin	"Obviously, it's best that we stay together."
Rochelle Gwerm	I am tempted to Rage at it, but I'll save it for now
??? Man	"Pfah, is that really so? You all seem to attract quite the danger."
Red Redford	"Just so we don't have to call each other names. Maybe we should introduce ourselves."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Judging by those worms, I'm probably the most dangerous thing here"
Aerlin	My name appears on the screen as I pose. ??? Man looks very begrudgingly at Aerlin.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hell, judging by all of you I'm the most dangerous thing here"
Drufle (GM)	G'hesh kinda looks at you with an eyebrow raised.
Rochelle Gwerm	I am 8 feet tall and have 20 STR not even G'hesh grabs my attention
Red Redford	"I'm Redmond Redford! from tv
Aerlin	Let's just fight each other right now.
Red Redford	no from Varisia
Aerlin	All out brawl.
Rochelle Gwerm	no that is a terrible idea
Red Redford	Call me Red.
Rochelle Gwerm	Sigh "I seriously doubt we'll be stuck together long enough to need each other's names"
??? Man	"I agree! Let us leave this area as soon as possible."
Navaya	big boyyy
Red Redford	"Well you might as well do it now before anyone calls you Rocky McRockface or something"
Navaya	aww
Aerlin	I've decided. Downways.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Tell you what" ??? Man kinda waddles behind Aerlin.
Navaya	"too late on that front, bucko!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"If someone here hires me, I'll give you my name" "I need a job somewhere" "Especially after this"
??? Man	"What makes you think I would hire such a brazen woman!" Rochelle Gwerm flexes
Aerlin	"Very nice."
Rochelle Gwerm	nuff said
Red Redford	"What kind of jobs do you do? Ms Rockface"
??? Man	"What an uncouth beast."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Fighting, defending"
Navaya	"what're your rates?" ??? Man scoffs.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I go by standard mercenary fairs" Red Redford mutters under his breath "ooh boy we got some mercenaries over here"
??? Man	"Listen, I've had enough of standing around. I shall pay 1,000 gold crowns each if you get me out of this place!"
Navaya	"I'm new to "civilization", what's the standard?"
Aerlin	I'm going to drag you all down here if you don't get moving.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Deal!"
Navaya	"HELLO MONEY"
Rochelle Gwerm	"This man knows how its done" Anevia Tirablade goes and helps Aravashnial along.
Red Redford	"Let's escort this poor rich man out of this cave so everyone can get out of this cave safely." "Is that alright?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Sounds good to me" "ah right...I did promise my name..." "Call me Rochelle"
Navaya	"do you talk like that, like, all the time?"
??? Man	"Of course! A wise man indeed."
Aerlin	Is this an exit?
Navaya	(at red)
Drufle (GM)	There's an exit. And there.
Aerlin	Let's explore this one.
Red Redford	"Such an independent familiar, you are." Navaya stops dead in her tracks
Rochelle Gwerm	ladies and gentleman
Navaya	"okay. enough."
Rochelle Gwerm	we have reached Running Gag status Navaya stands in front of red Rochelle Gwerm: shit
Red Redford	"Oh."
Drufle (GM)	In front of you is a rather high ledge, or apparently sheer blackness.
Rochelle Gwerm	I forgot our light source aaaaaaa
Aerlin	"Oh dear."
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle joins the Noven line of "Inexplicably faceplanting during perception rolls." Rochelle Gwerm trips over
Rochelle Gwerm	"..."
Navaya	"I am නවය of Hoarwood forest. you can call me Navi" Aerlin:
Navaya	"this is Daha, my familiar"
Red Redford	wow those are nice runes
Rochelle Gwerm	yes join me
Aerlin	Lord.
Rochelle Gwerm	join me on the floor
Drufle (GM)	Wow. pfffff Aerlin and Rochelle take a nap.
Navaya	"I am not anyone's familiar, I am not a baby" Rochelle Gwerm slams her fist on the ground before pushing herself back up
Aerlin	Help us, ??? Man. ??? Man kinda prods Aerlin with his foot.
Red Redford	"Oh!!! One of the fey. I've read a little about fairies. I never thought I'd see one up close."
Navaya	"what I AM is an accomplished witch, and if you don't get this right starting RIGHT NOW I will hex seven kinds of shit out of you" Rochelle Gwerm grabs Aerlin and pulls her up
Aerlin	"Oh. Um. Be careful, sir. Seems dangerous ahead here."
Red Redford	"Ok, ok. I understand." ??? Man rolls d20+8
Navaya	"thank you."
Drufle (GM)	Sigh. rolling d20+8 ( 6 )+8 = 14 Navaya flits onward
Red Redford	"I prefer non-hexed over hexed any day of the week."
Rochelle Gwerm	can I attempt to climb this?
??? Man	"There's a pack up on that ridge there, can none of you see that!"
Drufle (GM)	You can!
Aerlin	A pack? Rochelle Gwerm:
Drufle (GM)	Gimme a climb ch- wow.
Rochelle Gwerm	HELL YES AHAHAHAHA
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle just leaps right up the ledge.
Aerlin	"Amazing." "What have you found?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"HUPH!" PERCIEVE!!!
Aerlin	I mean, you can just open it.
Drufle (GM)	The pack itself is a masterwork backpack that contains 10 days of trail rations, a flint and steel, a set of caltrops, two flasks of oil, a bundle of 12 arrows, a potion of cure light wounds, and a potion of lesser restoration.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Some good stuff by the looks of it"
Navaya	"what the hell's this doin' down in a sinkhole?"
Drufle (GM)	Above, you can see a dark fissure where it probably fell from.
Rochelle Gwerm	"We got...Food, a source of fire, oil to burn, some...spiny things, arrows, some some vials of something"
??? Man	"Well hurry up then, get the rest of us up there!"
Red Redford	"Sounds useful."
Navaya	"that's a cure potion"
Aerlin	"I'm sure I can identify the potions." "Oh, never mind. Thank you Navaya."
Rochelle Gwerm	"I'll look ahead a little, no point going up here if its a dead end"
Navaya	"s'alright" Rochelle Gwerm pokes her head into the next room
Rochelle Gwerm	"Give me a sec" mumbles "Long-ass hallway, great"
Red Redford	"What do you see..."
Drufle (GM)	Wha- how did Red get up there!
Rochelle Gwerm	how the heck did you get up here, Red?
Red Redford	woop
Rochelle Gwerm	"Its a hallway..."
Aerlin	"This cliff presents a problem. Many of our party will be unable to scale it." Rochelle Gwerm starts pulling people up
Aerlin	"It might help if we explore that other exit."
Navaya	"I'll see what I can do"
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll take a 10 on that, probably
Red Redford	anyone have some rope?
Rochelle Gwerm	I have so much STR
Navaya	wait no I can't nver mind
Red Redford	"I have this rope."
Rochelle Gwerm	"You guys want to check the other areas?"
Navaya	(never prepared Strong Wings"
??? Man	"Whatever gets us out of this damned cavern sooner!" Anevia Tirablade sighs.
Red Redford	"Pull us up, one by one!" Navaya peers over here
Anevia Tirablade	"We'll see what's up the other path, I suppose." Navaya:
Drufle (GM)	Nothing up there Navaya, that's just where the pack was hanging from.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Alright, I'm getting two different messages here"
Aerlin	Her leg is broken, rope or not, I can't see that happening.
Navaya	oh right
Rochelle Gwerm	"What are we doing?"
Aerlin	"Come back, we'll take a look at the other path."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Alright, fine by me" Rochelle Gwerm leaps down, cracking the ground when she lands ??? Man grumbles and moves back.
Aerlin	Right, then. What's up here. Rochelle Gwerm:
Aerlin	Another one?
Rochelle Gwerm	YES GREAT JUST WHAT I NEEDED
Aerlin	I rolled 19.
Rochelle Gwerm	please tell me what you see
Red Redford	im back
Drufle (GM)	Looks to be a small campsite (which for some reason they didn't bother putting on the map).
Rochelle Gwerm	should I try to climb this as well?
Drufle (GM)	Not actually as tall a ridge as the other way.
Rochelle Gwerm	or am I rolling with that 27 from earlier
Navaya	"I'll go on up"
Drufle (GM)	A bit of a hop, but you guys can easily yank up there.
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah sure
Drufle (GM)	Sigh. Alright, hold up.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll climb up
Aerlin	Okay then, let's go up here.
Rochelle Gwerm	yo what's up, druf?
Navaya	"no more flying over obstacles"
Rochelle Gwerm	ah, I see
Navaya	sighhhhh
Drufle (GM)	We really gotta stop sending the tiny squishy witch in front, huh?
Rochelle Gwerm	hey I tried to climb up at the same time
Navaya	"roaches up here guys!"
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm probably up there too
Drufle (GM)	Out from underneath the rotted sleeping bag comes some cockroaches! Roll initiative!
Rochelle Gwerm	"More bugs?"
Aerlin	3.
Red Redford	cucarachas Navaya: Red Redford: Rochelle Gwerm: Drufle (GM):
Red Redford	im doing the naruto run
Rochelle Gwerm	woosh
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+1( 4 )+1 = 5 Wow, slow bugs.
Rochelle Gwerm	welp lets go boys, we might be able to 1-round these guys by boys I mean girls because lets be real we only have one guy
Red Redford	hello
Rochelle Gwerm	hi
Drufle (GM)	Red's up first!
Red Redford	"I should research how to summon a sexy generic insect to lure out all of these insects that attack us."
Drufle (GM)	Uh huh.
Red Redford	i summon another doggo
Rochelle Gwerm	"How do you know if these are girls or boys?"
Drufle (GM)	Where to?
Rochelle Gwerm	"How do you even tell with bugs?"
Drufle (GM)	DOG ATTACK
Navaya	"oh jeez not you again"
Red Redford	"Protect the fey!" Daha aṭē is scared by the big doggo
Rochelle Gwerm	the ole 'summon dog to protect the pixie' technique
Red Redford	"Mind their familiar, doggo."
Navaya	"oh! you care!"
Red Redford	ok attack rolling 1d20+4 ( 2 )+4 = 6 no!!
Drufle (GM)	Wow, swing and a miss. Big ol' miss.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Is your dog even trained?"
Drufle (GM)	Navaya!
Red Redford	"It's alright, doggo. You can get em next time"
Navaya	right how do line spells work
Rochelle Gwerm	don't line me in the face please
Drufle (GM)	You aim in a line, and the spell happens.
Navaya	can I aim rightwards
Drufle (GM)	You'll miss them all, but yes?
Rochelle Gwerm	I think its supposed to be those two closest
Red Redford	should you like, withdraw first
Navaya	how do I ping again
Drufle (GM)	Hold down click.
Rochelle Gwerm	can't, she'd trigger AoO
Drufle (GM)	She can 5-foot.
Navaya	these two
Rochelle Gwerm	can she 5-foot far enough away though?
Drufle (GM)	Alright, cast your spell.
Rochelle Gwerm	she's either behind the dog, in range
Drufle (GM)	5 feet is generally far enough.
Rochelle Gwerm	or she's in threatened area still
Drufle (GM)	If she was grounded I would agree, but pixies can hover.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh right
Drufle (GM)	She can easily be in a proper position.
Rochelle Gwerm	5 foot step upwards
Navaya	never mind then
Drufle (GM)	You can hit both the bottom ones if you want, yes. Kinda aim up and right-ish.
Navaya	oh really? ok aiming there then
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead with whatever you're doing. Navaya:
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez.
Navaya	rolling 1d20+5( 11 )+5 = 16
Drufle (GM)	You don't have to roll this time. It's a line spell, those are AOEs.
Navaya	oh right
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+1( 20 )+1 = 21 rolling d20+1 ( 1 )+1 = 2 Wow.
Navaya	rolling 1d4( 1 ) = 1 welp
Rochelle Gwerm	the highest and lowest they could have rolled
Drufle (GM)	Alright one takes 1 and the other takes 2.
Rochelle Gwerm	what are these rolls
Navaya	reflex saves
Rochelle Gwerm	I mean the shear difference between them
Drufle (GM)	Right, next is... Rochelle.
Rochelle Gwerm	Right!
Navaya	but since I rolled a 1 the reflex save doesn't mean anything and the one who crit failed got double damage?
Drufle (GM)	They take half damage. Rochelle Gwerm swipes at the roach with her giant club
Drufle (GM)	Half of 1 is still 1, since you always do at least 1 damage. Rochelle Gwerm:
Navaya	yeah
Drufle (GM)	Welllll then.
Navaya	so the other one got diuble
Rochelle Gwerm	"HYAAH!"
Navaya	for being awful
Drufle (GM)	Yes. Which roach was that?
Rochelle Gwerm	the one I'm right next to? I don't think I have reach
Drufle (GM)	It is so splattered. Utterly demolished.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I am kinda disappointed with these things"
Navaya	"why did I waste that spell when I have you here"
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll 5-foot step as well then?
Drufle (GM)	Sure. G'hesh!
Red Redford	btw i think rays are like, ranged touch attacks so they use dex? dont quote me on that though
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hellooooo little guy"
Drufle (GM)	She's, uh. Probably just gonna sit this one out. I don't think she can really reach this fight anyway.
Rochelle Gwerm	can I intimidate the bugs? is that like a standard action or
Drufle (GM)	You can, it won't do anything. They're bugs.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh well
Navaya	mindless natch
Drufle (GM)	So, after G'hesh is the cockroaches!
Rochelle Gwerm	BRING IT ON
Drufle (GM)	One at the dog, one at Rochelle.
Navaya	"come at me broach!"
Drufle (GM)	Dog: rolling d20+1 ( 7 )+1 = 8 rolling d4 ( 4 ) = 4 Miss. Rochelle:
Rochelle Gwerm	man these bugs
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+1( 7 )+1 = 8 rolling d4 ( 1 ) = 1 Wow.
Rochelle Gwerm	pffft that doesn't even get past my skin
Drufle (GM)	I'm just saving all my good rolls for the actual enemies. Clearly. Aerlin!
Aerlin	If I spear, is that firing into melee?
Drufle (GM)	I... don't actually know if that applies to spells or not.
Aerlin	I mean, its not really a spell.
Drufle (GM)	SLA, whatever it is.
Aerlin	Its a spear that I'm throwing.
Drufle (GM)	Oh, so it is actually a ranged weapon attack?
Aerlin	I think so.
Drufle (GM)	Then yes, you take the -4. Also I just looked it up and firing into melee doesn't count for magic spells. Just ranged weapons.
Aerlin	What if I attacked the back one
Navaya	broke af
Drufle (GM)	Still threatened by Rochelle and the dog. And Navaya, I guess. She's very small.
Navaya	hi im here
Rochelle Gwerm	no, her reach is 0 ft she's not threatening
Drufle (GM)	Oh, good point. Dog and Rochelle still are.
Navaya	oh yah
Drufle (GM)	So you can't spear either one without the penalty.
Navaya	i was thinking of learning icicle dagger if this keeps happening to me
Rochelle Gwerm	its a turn to climb up, I assume
Aerlin	I'd like to get up here.
Navaya	but I still need to be on top of them!
Drufle (GM)	No, the ledge is very minor.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh then
Drufle (GM)	It's just difficult terrain.
Rochelle Gwerm	join the party
Drufle (GM)	Not a massive cliff.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Welcome to the party, glad you could join us" Aerlin:
Red Redford	G'hesh is good out here
Drufle (GM)	pffft
Aerlin	Here you are, Rochelle.
Rochelle Gwerm	I mean that's nice?
Drufle (GM)	ZHING
Navaya	"that's a pretty cloak"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Uhm, thanks?"
Aerlin	That's me.
Rochelle Gwerm	"What is this?"
Drufle (GM)	Thank goodness, these roaches were just about to spew their radioactive bile over everyone.
Aerlin	You never know.
Drufle (GM)	Red!
Rochelle Gwerm	"Feels like that...thing I do sometimes"
Red Redford	time to join the fray
Rochelle Gwerm	"Ya know...wait no you wouldn't know"
Red Redford	im gonna charge the closest roach and bash it
Aerlin	Note to self. Prep a damaging cantrip next time.
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah like
Drufle (GM)	pffft
Rochelle Gwerm	I can cast this spell on myself already as a Spell Like abilities Red Redford:
Aerlin	Well now you don't have to!!
Drufle (GM)	Miss!
Rochelle Gwerm	true
Aerlin	I'm helping.
Drufle (GM)	Dog attack!
Red Redford	aw rolling 1d20+4 ( 10 )+4 = 14
Drufle (GM)	These roaches actually have very tough armor. A hit!
Red Redford	rolling 1d4+3( 4 )+3 = 7
Drufle (GM)	Left or right?
Red Redford	this one
Drufle (GM)	Left, gotcha.
Rochelle Gwerm	Doggo goes for the neck
Drufle (GM)	CRUNCH
Red Redford	"Good boy!"
Aerlin	''''Neck''''
Drufle (GM)	Navaya!
Rochelle Gwerm	"Why is the dog a better fighter than his owner?"
Red Redford	"Ouch."
Navaya	"gonna need a salve for that one"
Drufle (GM)	Sick burn from the rocklady.
Rochelle Gwerm	if I had a mic I'd drop it
Navaya	"awlright may as well cool this one off"
Aerlin	You'll damage it!
Drufle (GM)	By the way, Red, shouldn't that dog be Celestial? Navaya:
Red Redford	i dont actually know
Aerlin	make it blue
Rochelle Gwerm	celestial doggo
Navaya	rolling 1d20+5( 1 )+5 = 6 "piss!"
Rochelle Gwerm	is a celestial doggo all that different from a normal doggo?
Drufle (GM)	Aaaaalright, then. Are we gonna use some kind of crit generator? Or just do comical relief?
Rochelle Gwerm	I mean
Navaya	well if I had more than seven health
Red Redford	it can smite evil foes
Rochelle Gwerm	I forget who has stuff happens when they fail a spell
Navaya	I'd say yes to crit
Red Redford	ok i checked and yeah it is
Navaya	but I will probably die
Red Redford	a nirvana doge
Navaya	right now
Rochelle Gwerm	you chill your beer accidently
Drufle (GM)	Gimme a Fort save, Navaya.
Navaya	how I do dat
Rochelle Gwerm	its under defenses Navaya: ah thanks
Drufle (GM)	Alright you're fine.
Rochelle Gwerm	smash time?
Drufle (GM)	The spell begins to backlash, but you regain control. Navaya 's spell poofs in her hand
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle's turn.
Navaya	"stupid bloody magic..."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Ya know what, I'm just gonna deal with this guy"
Aerlin	"It is rather fickle, at times."
Rochelle Gwerm	darn, only 10 damage
Aerlin	"Nice save, though." Rochelle Gwerm kinda just...bops the roach away
Drufle (GM)	I can't believe your minimum damage ohkos most CR 1/2 monsters. My goodness. Rochelle will never have to rage.
Rochelle Gwerm	yeaaaaaah boy
Drufle (GM)	Right!
Navaya	I feel so weak
Rochelle Gwerm	this isn't even my final form!
Navaya	why did I go magic
Aerlin	Our time will come.
Rochelle Gwerm	because you'll outpace my damage eventually
Red Redford	ominous Anevia Tirablade shouts from the back, "YOU GUYS PROBABLY DID GREAT"
Aerlin	Except I have a cool spear attack.
Navaya	you exploded one, AerliN! can I buy a tiny gun and tiny bullets
Drufle (GM)	They'll do 1 damage a pop, probably, but sure.
Navaya	pew pew
Rochelle Gwerm	my damage is solely due to me carrying a Large 2-handed weapon
Aerlin	What's around here? Let's search that campsite.
Red Redford	"We did great! And the doggo is back."
Navaya	"okay from now on I stay in the back " Rochelle Gwerm: god
Drufle (GM)	Amazing.
Rochelle Gwerm	damn it
Aerlin	Oh look, that's handy.
Drufle (GM)	I'm so happy with this. Red Redford:
Aerlin	I rolled 13. Rochelle Gwerm trips over a ledge that might not be there
Drufle (GM)	It's like some kind of fate. Rochelle Gwerm 's rage is slowly building
Drufle (GM)	Right, so, treasure...
Navaya	you may have noticed that I'm not even daring to try Rochelle Gwerm pushes herself up again
Drufle (GM)	Three candle stubs, a bent fishhook, 10 feet of badly frayed rope, and a copper brooch depicting a bat on a mushroom, with eyes of amethyst.
Aerlin	Gimme dat fishhook.
Rochelle Gwerm	mushroom singular or plural?
Drufle (GM)	Singular.
Aerlin	Heck of yeah.
Red Redford	what do i roll to know what the heck that brooch means
Drufle (GM)	Hm... Rochelle Gwerm picks up the brooch
Aerlin	"Who knew this cave would be full of junk, and not priceless treasures?"
Drufle (GM)	I'm going to go with Society.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I'm not sure this is junk"
Red Redford	woops, not trained in that Aerlin: oh ggez.
Drufle (GM)	Oh LORD
Aerlin	Why.
Rochelle Gwerm	wut even is that description
Drufle (GM)	No, there is no magic.
Aerlin	Okay then.
Drufle (GM)	We gotta curtail that bad boy.
Aerlin	I'll just say next time. No need for the macro.
Red Redford	oh it loops back here Rochelle Gwerm pockets the brooch for now, there doesn't seem to be a reason for it
Drufle (GM)	Anevia and Aravashnial help each other lumber along.
Red Redford	careful, dont jump that ledge down there
Aerlin	How high is this ledge?
Rochelle Gwerm	I can just climb back up dun worry about it
Drufle (GM)	That ledge isn't particularly steep.
Rochelle Gwerm	I climb it!
Drufle (GM)	Just takes a bit of good footwork. Rochelle Gwerm:
Aerlin	Yeah, you fist. first.
Drufle (GM)	That's fine.
Rochelle Gwerm	sigh
Navaya	"so, how's everyone back here faring?"
Red Redford	thats what she said
Anevia Tirablade	"I think His Surliness is still a pain in the neck, but Vash and I are fine."
Aerlin	Quit noclipping into that wall, Red.
Drufle (GM)	Both the men kinda give Anevia a glare.
Navaya	"cool beans"
Red Redford	"Does anyone want to build an impromptu campfire so we can share important life anecdotes?" "Or is it just me."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Talk is cheap, lets keep moving"
??? Man	"You want to stop?! No, we must return to my mansion at once!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Sir, how do you even know your mansion is even in one piece?"
Aerlin	Gimme the rest of your name, Vash.
Rochelle Gwerm	that sir is like, hella sarcastic
Aerlin	Vashman. Vashtopher?
??? Man	"My servants are most fastidious, they will not have surrendered the great estate."
Navaya	"what's a mansion when it's at home?"
Drufle (GM)	Aravashnial, Aerlin. The elf man.
Aerlin	Ara, no....... (vash is better)
Red Redford	ok let's go Rochelle Gwerm peaks around the corner
Aerlin	(he should have said, i feel awkward now.) Shh...
Rochelle Gwerm	Snakes!
Red Redford	snak
Drufle (GM)	Two vipers are silently napping in the next room.
Aerlin	Aww. Rochelle Gwerm readies her club
Red Redford	"Let's just scare them away. Unless they're evil or something."
Aerlin	I don't speak snake, sadly.
Rochelle Gwerm	"We can just smash em"
Aerlin	Can I nature check them?
Rochelle Gwerm	"They're rather small"
Drufle (GM)	Sure!
Aerlin	That's a 10
Drufle (GM)	Hm... Well, these are some kind of cave viper.
Rochelle Gwerm	thems snakes
Drufle (GM)	Not much else you can figure.
Rochelle Gwerm	vipers are venomous arn't they?
Drufle (GM)	Are they?????
Rochelle Gwerm	I don't know
Aerlin	I'll refresh that resistance then. Who knows.
Rochelle Gwerm	I think most snakes are to some degree
Navaya	all vipers have venom I think
Rochelle Gwerm	I think the last res is still up
Red Redford	anyone have torches?
Aerlin	I have a ball of light.
Rochelle Gwerm	can I intimidate them away? they arn't mindless are they?
Drufle (GM)	They're snakes.
Rochelle Gwerm	that's a step above bugs
Red Redford	yeah intimidate should work
Drufle (GM)	Does it? They have an INT of 1.
Rochelle Gwerm	that's more than mindless
Drufle (GM)	I thought it had to be at least, like, 4.
Navaya	why not just do what red suggested
Aerlin	Snakes are kinda cute. That's all I got.
Navaya	intimidate or no, bright light should make them go away
Drufle (GM)	Huh, nope, you can scare them.
Aerlin	Shall I attach my Light to you then?
Navaya	"I'd chase 'em off, but I didn't prep dancing lights today"
Aerlin	Should help make you scary.
Navaya	"didn't think I'd need it"
Rochelle Gwerm	"I'll just scare them off then" Rochelle Gwerm walks up
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll be fine, I have low light vision you have enough light
Red Redford	they each bite her legs
Drufle (GM)	CHOMP
Aerlin	Paralysed forever.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm out of reach they have to move to attack
Drufle (GM)	It was a joke.
Rochelle Gwerm	are they still sleeping or?
Drufle (GM)	Yes!
Rochelle Gwerm	"..." "Hello?"
Drufle (GM)	They both wake up.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Oh, you are alive"
Red Redford	"Now scare them good!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Ehem"
Aerlin	"Interesting."
Navaya	(snakes are deaf aren't they)
Drufle (GM)	That'd be hilarious. Rochelle Gwerm:
Red Redford	they can feel the vibrations
Rochelle Gwerm	damnit game let me roll well 14 total
Navaya	yeah that's it
Rochelle Gwerm	"HRAAAAAH!!"
Navaya	smack the ground
Rochelle Gwerm	oh wait I have a bonus I'm larger than they are
Red Redford	+4 yeah
Rochelle Gwerm	that's +4 again so 18 total
Drufle (GM)	They are mildly perturbed and slither back to an alcove.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Well that went well" "Heh"
Red Redford	"Snakes, safe?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"See? Nothing in this cave to worry about"
Drufle (GM)	They watch, snapping their tongues out every now and then.
Navaya	"no need to pick fights we don't need"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Ya, you snakes stay in there" Navaya picks Daha up, just in case Rochelle Gwerm watches them
Drufle (GM)	They watch back.
Rochelle Gwerm	staring contest
Red Redford	"Up we go." ":)"
Aerlin	We can pass while you stare them down.
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah do that
Drufle (GM)	Anevia and Aravashnial are appreciative, ??? Man is annoyed as always.
Rochelle Gwerm	Red stop clipping through walls
Aerlin	Maybe the dragon lady should go first here.
Navaya	why u keep ghosting red
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah lead with G'hesh
Red Redford	I can warp to the abyss finish this campaign
Rochelle Gwerm	maybe don't do that yet
Drufle (GM)	Alright then, we should probably start wrapping up soonish.
Red Redford	whered navi go
Rochelle Gwerm	this is a big cave
Navaya	I'm under Daha
Red Redford	aw thats cute can you lift him
Navaya	oh yeah he weights like, 300 grams weasels are TINY
Aerlin	You know, I speak Weasel.
Rochelle Gwerm	how much longer do you think this cave will take us? is this entire map the cave?
Navaya	and a light load for me is 13 lbs
Red Redford	this campaign is the cave
Drufle (GM)	Well, I mean, to finish the entire cave is like a solid 1/12 of the campaign. So no, we certainly won't be finishing it tonight.
Navaya	I wqould kinda like to stop soon
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll go eat dinner then I guess? let the Brits sleep
Aerlin	Reveal the next room as a cliffhanger.
Rochelle Gwerm	and Golurk have the rest of his day
Navaya	yes
Red Redford	or stop at roll initiative
Rochelle Gwerm	well this was fun
Navaya	>TO BE CONTINUED>
Rochelle Gwerm	I kinda feel like I'm on a bit of a power trip right now smashing literally everything
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, that'll last about 4 levels.
Navaya	this is what being melee feels like, Hora! relish it!!
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll relish it till about level 4 then I'll become a spellcaster
Aerlin	do we get the next room
Drufle (GM)	Sure. Red Redford:
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah I'll let you guys pass gotta watch these sneks "Come on come on, we don't have all day"
Navaya	I love the anticipation of watching red's challenge rolls load in
Rochelle Gwerm	wait wut?
Red Redford	sucked into spaaaace
Aerlin	Well thats not connectted at all
Rochelle Gwerm	what's behind us then?
Red Redford	we were in spaaaace the whole tiiiime
Drufle (GM)	The edge of that map. The party walks through blank corridors for about 25 minutes.
Rochelle Gwerm	but this darkspace its really not connected?
Navaya	it iis its just
Rochelle Gwerm	well alright then
Drufle (GM)	It is, by about 25 minutes of tunnels.
Navaya	not phsycially so like, limitations of the playspace
Drufle (GM)	The building in front of you has a faint, eerie green glow coming from inside.
Red Redford	"This is kind of exhausting."
Rochelle Gwerm	building?
Navaya	"well that's not evil at all"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Probably fine"
Red Redford	"Why's there a building in a cave system."
Aerlin	Green is healing, everyone knows that.
Drufle (GM)	What a good question!
Rochelle Gwerm	"..."
Aerlin	it's a mcdonalds
Drufle (GM)	We'll get the answer to that (maybe), and more, next time!
Aerlin	lets get some mcnuggies
Navaya	I don't know whether I'm sick from lack of sleep or sick from hunger
Red Redford	on the next episode,
Rochelle Gwerm	Seinfeld Ending Theme plays
Red Redford	red dies
Drufle (GM)	JIKAI
Red Redford	aerlin gets her nuggies g'hesh meets an old dragon friend
Drufle (GM)	G'hesh actually speaks.
Navaya	please no
Red Redford	rochelle stacks more rocks
Rochelle Gwerm	its seemed like a good idea at the time
Red Redford	navi becomes a queen to tiny mushroom people
Rochelle Gwerm	in retrospect, probably not
Red Redford	???
Navaya	oh please yes
Rochelle Gwerm	woah slow down, we havn't even seen mushrooms yet
Red Redford	that, and more. on the next episode of the what do we call this campaign
Drufle (GM)	Wrath of the Righteous, nominally.
Aerlin	Wrath of the ~Friendship~
Red Redford	i like that
Navaya	Wrath of the Wrongteous
Rochelle Gwerm	Wrath of the ...yeah sure Friendship
Aerlin	We'll have to sort out that backpack treasure
Rochelle Gwerm	oh right
Drufle (GM)	One day, we'll finally learn our secret friend's name.
Aerlin	maybe use that potion on our blind friend
Rochelle Gwerm	we probably should have taken the backpack with us
Drufle (GM)	And it will be the biggest plot twist.
Aerlin	you have it, rochelle shh is it blue blueford
Red Redford	its sans undertale the whole time
Drufle (GM)	Blue blueford, of course. Red's archenemy.
Red Redford	smell ya later