Drufle (GM)	mhm so i think we should at least wait for one of the other two to show up before we barge into another fight
Samantha Rose H.	can i listen in on my door?
Drufle (GM)	you can, sure I'll go ahead and switch to the Official Voice.
Samantha Rose H.	rolling 1d20+1( 15 )+1 = 16
Drufle (GM)	Oh wow, not bad.
Horanoven A.	Sam hears everything
Drufle (GM)	You hear a voice from above telling you to impersonate your character.
Samantha Rose H.	dragon!!!!
Aerlin	I like that voice. You should listen to it.
Samantha Rose H.	i am... i made a promice to be more careful remember
Drufle (GM)	No, I mean, switch over to speaking as G'hesh.
Samantha Rose H.	oh right
Horanoven A.	I can't choose "Shield Bonus" as a type of AC for this buff god damn it
G'hesh Nhot	what did i hear G'hesh Nhot puts ear gently against the door
Drufle (GM)	Right, so you hear a gruff voice mumbling something to himself in a language you don't understand. G'hesh Nhot points do the door with her nose like a dog
Drufle (GM)	Oh and, uh, this is session 12. Just to let everyone know.
Horanoven A.	can Rochelle rest until she burns off her fatigue?
Drufle (GM)	We're already halfway as big as SotDL was.
Aerlin	Featuring me, Aerlin. G'hesh Nhot 's tail give a slight wag
Aerlin	I'm back.
Drufle (GM)	It's gonna take a while to rest that off, isn't it?
Horanoven A.	a few rounds G'hesh Nhot 's sword is ready
Rochelle Gwerm	I raged for...2 rounds I think so 4 rounds rest
Aerlin	I notice G'hesh's attempts to listen in.
Rochelle Gwerm	which we probably already did while mucking about
Aerlin	Maybe I can help.
Drufle (GM)	Entirely possible.
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+9( 17 )+9 = 26
Drufle (GM)	Wow. G'hesh Nhot looks realy eager to go in
Aerlin	Do I understand the language?
Drufle (GM)	The voice is quite obviously speaking in Abyssal, and it seems to be some sort of prayer, although you aren't immediately sure who to. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 10
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle hears a fuzzy mumbling sound.
Rochelle Gwerm	"The heck is everyone listening to?"
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+6( 3 )+6 = 9
Aerlin	I'll whisper to the others what I've heard. "A prayer, in Abyssal."
G'hesh Nhot	not meant to do that yet
Rochelle Gwerm	"Probably evil"
Aerlin	"Not sure who to, but I'm sure its not nice."
G'hesh Nhot	I'm trying to save all my rolls into a macro
Rochelle Gwerm	"Kicking down door in 3...2...1..."
Drufle (GM)	I imagine most prayers in Abyssal aren't very nice. G'hesh Nhot goes to run in Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Strength
Check: 21 +2 to doors 23 total, I think
Aerlin	"I'm sure they're aware of us anyway, we haven't been quiet."
Drufle (GM)	What, really?
Rochelle Gwerm	unless I'm missing a buff
Drufle (GM)	You have a +2 against doors?
Rochelle Gwerm	well yes
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Rochelle Gwerm	I always have
Drufle (GM)	What's that from?
Aerlin	Favoured enemy?
Rochelle Gwerm	Muscle of Society
Drufle (GM)	pffft
G'hesh Nhot	wood v rock
Drufle (GM)	Oh wow, really? Interesting.
Rochelle Gwerm	I've had this since forever Doors are my favored enemy, afterall
Drufle (GM)	Well yeah, that's definitely enough to break down the old wooden door. G'hesh just kinda sneaks in. G'hesh Nhot sprints past Rochelle Gwerm kicks the ever living hell out of this old door
Drufle (GM)	Sidles past poor Rochelle. I like how we're all moving about in the darkness.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 19 )+1 = 20
Drufle (GM)	Ok seriously, stop that.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm on my waaay
G'hesh Nhot	what do i see?
Drufle (GM)	GREETINGS
Rochelle Gwerm	oh, I see why you wanted me to stop surprise round?
Drufle (GM)	Yes, and this time we're doing it correctly.
Aerlin	We burst the door down.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Surprise, freaks!"
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Drufle (GM)	Initiative!
G'hesh Nhot	"COME ON MOTHER FUCKERS" Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Initiative
Check: 3
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 5 )+1 = 6
Rochelle Gwerm	"Wow, Ghesh, I wasn't going to go that far"
Aerlin	I got 11.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Not until they were dead at least"
G'hesh Nhot	they have to get past me first lol
Aerlin	"I thought Red was the swearmaster." Drufle (GM):
Navaya	Initiative
Check: 21.03
G'hesh Nhot	he taught me
Rochelle Gwerm	"Red? That little flower couldn't swear the pants off a priest" Drufle (GM): default Red Redford : Initiative
Check: 13.11
Aerlin	"Oh. It's nice that you're all bonding."
Rochelle Gwerm	"And yes, I do know he's right there" "And yes, he was supposed to hear this"
Drufle (GM)	You say that, knowing he can literally swear pants off people. By lighting them aflame.
Aerlin	I'd like to thank these demons for letting us talk like this.
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle is not impressed he has to use magic to do it
Drufle (GM)	Alright, first up in the surprise round is Navaya.
Rochelle Gwerm	so move action or standard action probably just bless someone
Aerlin	She probably shouldn't go in.
G'hesh Nhot	nope. backup
Aerlin	Or fly up.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh, I remember now, I've used up all my spells
Aerlin	Out of any sort of melee range.
G'hesh Nhot	fly up fairy
Rochelle Gwerm	I only have a single buff that'll last a few minutes
Drufle (GM)	Oh man, here's a fun one.
G'hesh Nhot	oh dear
Rochelle Gwerm	do it
Drufle (GM)	Navaya uses Peacebond on the large angry-looking guy, who doesn't get a will save because of her mythic hexes.
Rochelle Gwerm	nice
G'hesh Nhot	nice
Drufle (GM)	So he's automatically affected for 1 round, and then next round he can start making will saves. Otherwise it lasts for 6 rounds, not including this first one. So that'll be her turn, next is Red.
Aerlin	What does Peacebond do?
Drufle (GM)	Because ironically everyone actually present is very slow to act. It prevents him from drawing his weapon so long as he's affected.
Aerlin	Oh. Nice.
Rochelle Gwerm	no weapons for him
Drufle (GM)	You can see a battle aspergillum on his belt.
Aerlin	I get the feeling he'll have more attacks though.
Rochelle Gwerm	he is a priestly lookin boy
G'hesh Nhot	when i walked in i got a 20 for per, do i smell magic?
Rochelle Gwerm	there is no way there is no magic
Drufle (GM)	I mean, you can't smell magic, so no.
Rochelle Gwerm	Red, where are our minions?
Drufle (GM)	There is plenty of magic though.
G'hesh Nhot	sure i can.............
Aerlin	I can Detect Magic.
Rochelle Gwerm	summon a shit ton of earth elementals
Drufle (GM)	Alright, let's just do this. rolling d3+2 ( 3 )+2 = 5
Rochelle Gwerm	nice
G'hesh Nhot	earth elementals in hairy guy
Aerlin	Good grief. We outnumber them now.
Rochelle Gwerm	suddenly a small army of rocks appear
Drufle (GM)	I think that looks good.
G'hesh Nhot	nice
Drufle (GM)	Also, they all have DR 5/epic, which is hilarious.
Rochelle Gwerm	god
Drufle (GM)	Oh fine, I'll surround him.
Rochelle Gwerm	indestructable pfft just gang up on the boss he can't run away now
Drufle (GM)	They don't get attacks on a surprise round, though.
Rochelle Gwerm	fine by me
Drufle (GM)	So next is...
Rochelle Gwerm	not me I know this for a fact
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin.
Aerlin	Okay...
Drufle (GM)	Then G'hesh, then Rochelle.
Rochelle Gwerm	we'll just go down the line
G'hesh Nhot	it means we can deal with minions first
Aerlin	Let's make this quick. Haste!
Drufle (GM)	The weird gargoylish-looking guy looks immediately very concerned. Oh geez. I don't suppose you want to primal magic that...
G'hesh Nhot	did i already smash a relative
Aerlin	So that's +1 to attack, +1 to AC
Drufle (GM)	Also one extra attack for full attacks.
Aerlin	+30ft movement and one extra attack
Drufle (GM)	Because Haste wasn't crazy enough.
Aerlin	although ghesh is capped at 40
G'hesh Nhot	how long does that last?
Aerlin	6 rounds and no, not primal not yet... That's me.
G'hesh Nhot	lmao so I'm ac 26 now lol
Drufle (GM)	Right then, G'hesh.
G'hesh Nhot	so how many attacks?
Drufle (GM)	Just one.
Rochelle Gwerm	Ghesh, be careful how you position yourself
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+15( 15 )+15 = 30
Drufle (GM)	You can only use a standard or a move action right now. Well gee, that does hit.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hey Ghesh, budd- oh that's fine" +15 is hard to argue with
G'hesh Nhot	oh should i add another 1
Rochelle Gwerm	yes
Drufle (GM)	Technically yes.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+6( 1 )+6 = 7
Rochelle Gwerm	make absolutely certain you hit
Drufle (GM)	Thank goodness, that 30 was cutting it close.
G'hesh Nhot	not so good
Rochelle Gwerm	hrm
Drufle (GM)	And now Rochelle. Rochelle Gwerm points her greatclub at the Ghouls
Rochelle Gwerm	"How do you guys feel about classical rock?"
G'hesh Nhot	lmao
Drufle (GM)	sigh G'hesh Nhot laughs out loud during combat
Rochelle Gwerm	so yeah, I cast Stone Call
Drufle (GM)	Oh right, that.
Rochelle Gwerm	which is kinda large
Drufle (GM)	Yeah man that's a friggin 8-tile radius.
Rochelle Gwerm	I just drop it on the ghouls kinda push it back far enough so its not on top of the elementals I don't know if their DR stops my magical rocks
Drufle (GM)	I mean, I hope you realize that you have to actually see the point you're targetting with a spell. You can't see outside.
G'hesh Nhot	wait are you droppin rocks near my head
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm oh hmmm
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, it's way too big.
Rochelle Gwerm	fuck it, rocks for everyone
Drufle (GM)	No way you can possibly cast that spell in here and miss all of you. pffft So where are you aiming?
Rochelle Gwerm	does it matter? far enough away from the wizards
Aerlin	Could you aim it up?
Rochelle Gwerm	its a cylinder
Aerlin	I guess its not really a sphere...
Rochelle Gwerm	100 feet tall
Drufle (GM)	You can manage to miss Red and Navaya.
Rochelle Gwerm	sorry Aerlin
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin is definitely getting hit, as well as you and G'hesh.
G'hesh Nhot	.............
Rochelle Gwerm	rocks fall, everyone dies
Drufle (GM)	You don't even get a save against it.
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 2d6( 6 + 5 ) = 11
G'hesh Nhot	good job i have a nice high ac
Rochelle Gwerm	11 damage
Aerlin	What's the save?
Rochelle Gwerm	this is magic, it gives zero shits about your AC
Drufle (GM)	None. Stone Call gives no saves.
Aerlin	Weird.
Rochelle Gwerm	there is no escape from the Rock
Drufle (GM)	You just straight-up take 2d6 damage. Rochelle Gwerm swings her club downward, summoning a hail of rocks from the skyyyy
Drufle (GM)	I have to go see how much health these elementals have...
Rochelle Gwerm	they have DR G'hesh Nhot is not ammused
Rochelle Gwerm	its only Bludgeoning damag
Drufle (GM)	It's a spell though, and spells ignore DR.
Rochelle Gwerm	really?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm
G'hesh Nhot	yes
Drufle (GM)	That's kind of the point of spells.
Aerlin	Also, this whole area is difficult terrain now.
Rochelle Gwerm	do Elementals take less damage from rocks? oh yeah its difficult as hell
G'hesh Nhot	oh thanks
Rochelle Gwerm	"I may have made a tactical error"
G'hesh Nhot	good job i have athletics
Drufle (GM)	Alright, that spell just wiped out half of all the elementals' health.
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm
Aerlin	Difficult terrain halves movement FYI. So that cancels out the haste boost. But they move at half now too.
Drufle (GM)	Right, I've marked the damage on all the NPCs now. So it's back to the top where we now have a normal round! Where Navaya still goes first by a mile.
Rochelle Gwerm	Navaya doesn't care about difficult terrain
Drufle (GM)	Just gonna sit over here in the corner.
G'hesh Nhot	this one is mine now i have two attacks and a tail
Aerlin	Her movement should be fine, right.
Drufle (GM)	Yeah I mean, she flies.
Aerlin	Make sure she's high up. Red next?
Drufle (GM)	I need to do a thing first!
Aerlin	Oh right, suprise is over.
Rochelle Gwerm	all is normal now
Drufle (GM)	I can cast some big damage spells, if we want...
Rochelle Gwerm	do it wipe those ghouls out
G'hesh Nhot	please dont
Rochelle Gwerm	they're soft and squishy now
Drufle (GM)	First a quick check.
G'hesh Nhot	oh wait red
Rochelle Gwerm	tenderized by falling rocks Drufle (GM):
Navaya	Religion Check18
G'hesh Nhot	not dm
Drufle (GM)	Why yes, that weird looking guy is indeed part demon and thus probably has demon-like resistances.
Rochelle Gwerm	he doesn't resist rocks though
Drufle (GM)	Note however that G'hesh does not get the bonus damage against him.
G'hesh Nhot	oh good, i get bonuses
Drufle (GM)	He is a native outsider, not an evil outsider.
Rochelle Gwerm	he just said you don't
Drufle (GM)	Oh look, Navaya is here now.
Rochelle Gwerm	MOOP
Navaya	hallo
Rochelle Gwerm	the summoning ritual worked
Drufle (GM)	Moop indeed. Hey Navaya it's your turn, how does a piercing frost fall sound?
Aerlin	Good timing, it's your turn.
Navaya	who is a naiive outsider sure ok
Rochelle Gwerm	the guy surrounded by rocks everyone's taken a bit of damage so far we were debating you just nuking the ghouls
Drufle (GM)	Wait, that's an AOE. I don't want to explode the demon man... I'll aim it at the ghouls.
Aerlin	Aerlin observes the air as Navaya casts her spell.
Drufle (GM)	And use her 2nd level slot, because ghouls don't have cold resist. So time for lots of fort saves...
Navaya	oh so not piercing then?
Rochelle Gwerm	excellent
Aerlin	That's real good info on ghouls there.
Drufle (GM)	Nah, I'm gonna cast it on the ghouls instead.
G'hesh Nhot	is that including my gargoyle guy
Drufle (GM)	No.
Navaya	ok then
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+2( 17 )+2 = 19 rolling d20+2 ( 5 )+2 = 7 rolling d20+2 ( 6 )+2 = 8 rolling d20+2 ( 4 )+2 = 6
Rochelle Gwerm	if we hit the gargoyle the elementals will definitely die with him I see no saves here, I don't think
Drufle (GM)	Alright one guy saves but that just means he isn't staggered.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh
Drufle (GM)	DC is 18.
Rochelle Gwerm	well good for him
Drufle (GM)	Mopp, would you like to roll the 2d6?
Navaya	aye I do rolling 2d6 ( 1 + 4 ) = 5 waah
Rochelle Gwerm	its a good thing I softened them up, eh?
G'hesh Nhot	great, just 1 attack now
Drufle (GM)	Well he was the only one who saved anyway.
Navaya	those pogs look real nice all in a row
G'hesh Nhot	me too roch
Drufle (GM)	So now all these ghouls are on their last legs and also staggered. And the boss-looking dude is surrounded by rocks, both normal and standing. Red's turn now. First, elementals.
Rochelle Gwerm	this reminds me of my days with Final Fantasy Advanced Tactics I think 2? probably 2
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+10( 12 )+10 = 22 rolling d20+10 ( 14 )+10 = 24 rolling d20+10 ( 7 )+10 = 17 rolling d20+10 ( 10 )+10 = 20 rolling d20+10 ( 10 )+10 = 20
Rochelle Gwerm	oh wow okay
Navaya	i think you all know what it reminds me of
Drufle (GM)	Shockingly, only two of those hit.
Rochelle Gwerm	so at most 22 AC
Navaya	oof
Drufle (GM)	And yes, I included the flanking bonuses.
Navaya	so an AC od at least 20
Rochelle Gwerm	did you include the earth bonuses?
Aerlin	Aerlin fires a huge laser, and then like 7 rockets, and takes out her energy sword.
Rochelle Gwerm	because this guy is definitely on the ground
Drufle (GM)	... I did not, no. So 4 of those hit.
Rochelle Gwerm	woo
Navaya	nice
Aerlin	casts tongues then shouts some japanese
Drufle (GM)	He does unfortunately have DR that these guys do not break (I checked).
Navaya	one day, aerlin
Rochelle Gwerm	they do +1 damage from earth buffs its fine
Drufle (GM)	rolling 4d6+8( 5 + 2 + 6 + 3 )+8 = 24 THWACK
Navaya	also druf what _IS_ this man
Rochelle Gwerm	he is... a man oh sorts
Drufle (GM)	Picture in telegram.
Rochelle Gwerm	partially demonic
G'hesh Nhot	part demon
Rochelle Gwerm	decidugrade
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait...
Navaya	oh so a bigger meaner tief
Drufle (GM)	This picture is actually small enough to fit in discord. I'll put it there too.
G'hesh Nhot	thanks
Drufle (GM)	Kind of like a tiefling, but not really.
Rochelle Gwerm	he's pretty big
Drufle (GM)	Not technically.
G'hesh Nhot	do i get bonuses?
Drufle (GM)	So what does Red himself do... I already said you do not.
Rochelle Gwerm	he'll be dead by nightfall, its fine
Aerlin	Thinks about what he's done. Well done, Red.
G'hesh Nhot	why, he has wings and looks demonic
Drufle (GM)	He's not an evil outsider. Gotta be an evil outsider.
Rochelle Gwerm	this guys only a native outsider
Navaya	it's not a moral thing. your sword's not programmed to Be Good on him
Drufle (GM)	I guess I should have Red squeeze through?
Rochelle Gwerm	he's evil sure, but not with a capital E
G'hesh Nhot	damn
Drufle (GM)	I can only move three squares anyway. Let's just shoot a ghoul with a bow.
Rochelle Gwerm	you're welcome
G'hesh Nhot	oh well, just smackem and packem Drufle (GM): default Red Redford : Ranged Attack
Check: 23
Rochelle Gwerm	snip him
Drufle (GM)	Wrong macro, but still a hit. rolling d8+2 ( 6 )+2 = 8 Not bad, for sure. Now it's actually the angry man's turn.
Aerlin	Will save?
Drufle (GM)	Oh good point.
Aerlin	I'm helping.
Drufle (GM)	Hey Navaya, I used your peacebond hex on him. What on earth is the DC for your hexes? rolling d20+9 ( 16 )+9 = 25 Is it 26? I feel like it probably isn't 26.
Rochelle Gwerm	we can't be sure
Drufle (GM)	I think he saves on that one.
G'hesh Nhot	its 30
Navaya	uhh
Drufle (GM)	It's 10+.5*level+int So 19. So yes he can now draw his weapon freely.
Navaya	>:(
Rochelle Gwerm	dang he can hit things
Drufle (GM)	It worked for one round for free! You can't complain about that.
Navaya	ok
Drufle (GM)	Now, uh, does drawing weapons provoke aoos...
G'hesh Nhot	and he is now surrounded
Rochelle Gwerm	I forget, is it drawing a weapon or picking up a weapon that triggers AoOs? I remember it being one, but not both
Navaya	prolly picking it up since it takes more time
G'hesh Nhot	does he count as my 1 extra tile?
Drufle (GM)	It doesn't provoke aoos, no. He's 1 tile too far away from G'hesh anyway.
G'hesh Nhot	nooooo
Drufle (GM)	Man, why does he have to have all these spells.
Rochelle Gwerm	wizards man..
Navaya	didn't plan on being dogpiled by golems
Drufle (GM)	Alright, I'll try to cast a spell, since he really needs it.
G'hesh Nhot	"i fucking hate magic"
Navaya	ohohoho
Rochelle Gwerm	how many concentration checks does he have to me *make
Drufle (GM)	Well first, I'm going to 5-foot over here.
Navaya	um can you??
Aerlin	Yep.
Drufle (GM)	Diagonally? Yes.
Navaya	aw man
Rochelle Gwerm	can you diagonal like that?
Drufle (GM)	You sure can.
Aerlin	It's 5ft!
Rochelle Gwerm	don't worry, if he does it again he'll be in the corner
Navaya	SRW wouldna allow this he'd be pinned
Drufle (GM)	15+2*SL, geez. DC 19 it is. rolling d20+9 ( 19 )+9 = 28 Wow.
Navaya	of course
Rochelle Gwerm	he ROLLED a 19 he's fine
Drufle (GM)	Ok, his weird aspergillum thing is now glowing with power. And that is his turn.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh hmmm
Drufle (GM)	Because that was a standard action.
Rochelle Gwerm	alright then
Drufle (GM)	And now it is Aerlin's turn.
Navaya	he has a _battle aspergillum_?
Drufle (GM)	Sure does!
Rochelle Gwerm	its not as effective as it sounds
Drufle (GM)	Look at the picture!
Navaya	this poor fool
Rochelle Gwerm	do we have a spell that just breaks shit?
Aerlin	Aerlin's still focused on the settling aura of magic in the air, and steps past Rochelle. She's gonna try something!
Drufle (GM)	Everyone just kinda slipping past the tanks.
G'hesh Nhot	its ok, i have a plan
Aerlin	I'm gonna use Wild Arcana, for 1MP.
Drufle (GM)	Line of Sight sure is a pain. Oh dear.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Sure, fine, have all the unarmored folk stand in front of the dragon and rock lady"
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Aerlin	And I'm gonna attempt an icey spell, like Navaya done.
G'hesh Nhot	first recognition of my destiny
Aerlin	http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/i/ice-spears It's this one.
Navaya	ohh!
Rochelle Gwerm	ice spears?
G'hesh Nhot	nice
Aerlin	My CL is +2 for this I think, so that's two spears... Top two here.
Drufle (GM)	Oh that one.
Aerlin	"When the spears erupt from the ground, they make a combat maneuver check against any targets that take damage from the spears, with a total bonus equal to your caster level plus your Intelligence, Wisdom, or Charisma modifier, whichever is highest." uh so...
Drufle (GM)	Navaya even has that spell prepared today.
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+7( 13 )+7 = 20 rolling 1d20+7 ( 6 )+7 = 13
Navaya	I wasn't gonna use it cuz I still haven't found time to make nice pogs for it
Aerlin	From top to bottom.
Drufle (GM)	The second one misses.
Aerlin	so spear there the second still appears right
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, it still does that sweet 4d6. It just doesn't knock him prone.
Aerlin	okay then, roll times rolling 4d6 ( 1 + 3 + 3 + 5 ) = 12 rolling 4d6 ( 6 + 6 + 1 + 2 ) = 15
Navaya	oof
Drufle (GM)	Congratulations, they had 4 hp each. :P
Rochelle Gwerm	nice
Drufle (GM)	They are utterly demolished by the crashing ice.
Navaya	exploded
Aerlin	Are they pushed off those squa-oh they're dead.
G'hesh Nhot	dead by rock and ice
Drufle (GM)	They're CR 1 ghouls! They have 20 max hp!
Rochelle Gwerm	their corpses go flying like a Genji corpse Navaya applauds Aerlin's form
Aerlin	"Not...quite the same, but that works too." "Amazing."
Drufle (GM)	But man, good ol' Wild Arcana.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Wow, ice!?"
Drufle (GM)	Love that stuff.
Navaya	"that was some good shit, friend!"
Drufle (GM)	And now it is the dragonfriend's turn.
Rochelle Gwerm	"When could you use ice?" G'hesh Nhot prefers fire
Aerlin	"I took notes from your attack."
G'hesh Nhot	charge
Rochelle Gwerm	Ghesh can you move that far? oh right haste
G'hesh Nhot	3 tiles
Rochelle Gwerm	nvm go for it
Navaya	why could she not move three tiles?
Drufle (GM)	She's good. Difficult terrain.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+15( 11 )+15 = 26
Rochelle Gwerm	the entire area is covered in rocks
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle threw rocks everywhere.
Navaya	...how
Drufle (GM)	That sure is a hit.
Rochelle Gwerm	magic
Navaya	ok
Aerlin	Oh btw they were meant to get a reflex to halve damage but I don't think it would have helped them.
G'hesh Nhot	do i get 2nd attack or tail?
Drufle (GM)	No, G'hesh. Only one attack if you move.
G'hesh Nhot	so whats the extra damage for charging?
Aerlin	Who's pooping.
Drufle (GM)	No extra damage, just +2 to hit.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+6( 6 )+6 = 12
Drufle (GM)	Damage marked, Rochelle's turn.
Rochelle Gwerm	right finally uhhh
G'hesh Nhot	its not poop, its turbo power
Navaya	they're rocks you numpties
Rochelle Gwerm	I can't reach the main guy
Drufle (GM)	Too many living rocks in the way.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll just smack this guy no rage, I'll conserve it Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub, Cold Iron Attack 31 vs AC Damage 21 Type: B
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons
Weapon Notes	A large greatclub made of stone. does that hit?
Drufle (GM)	Hmmmmmmmmmm.
Navaya	why do you even bother asking
Rochelle Gwerm	I felt it was polite
G'hesh Nhot	because its what we do
Aerlin	Whack him into the spear. Rochelle Gwerm just slams the ghoul into the rocky ground
Drufle (GM)	Alright, the ghouls would technically go if any of them were left, so it's time for the other guy to go. rolling 2d7 ( 5 + 2 ) = 7
Rochelle Gwerm	he's dropping an AoE?
Navaya	i didn't move yet
Drufle (GM)	No, a guy drops through the roof.
Navaya	oh carry on
Drufle (GM)	At initiative 0 since he's new.
Rochelle Gwerm	well shit, I guess I'm raging the next chance I get mind the rocks don't slip and fall
Drufle (GM)	The already-weak ceiling crumbles above you as a very nasty-looking monster plummets from the sky.
Navaya	"what the"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Excuse you, we were busy"
Drufle (GM)	I even randomized the square he would land in! And he went right there.
Aerlin	That's bad square.
G'hesh Nhot	isn't landing on difficult terrain suicide Rochelle Gwerm tries to shoo the monster away
Rochelle Gwerm	"Come back tomorrow"
Drufle (GM)	So he gets one attack since he moved...
Navaya	he has wings he's fine
Aerlin	It's not like, spikes. Just tough to move through.
Rochelle Gwerm	it might cause him to slip and fall rocks arn't all the stable
Drufle (GM)	Actually let's do this one, this is fun.
Navaya	famous last words
Drufle (GM)	His horrible eyes suddenly glow with a vicious black power.
Rochelle Gwerm	well shit
Drufle (GM)	And I need all of you to make a fort save. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Fortitude
Save: 30
Save Notes	+2 to Will Saves against insanity and confusion
Aerlin	What kind of effect is this?
Rochelle Gwerm	did I pass? Navaya:
Navaya	Fortitude
Save:18
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+8( 9 )+8 = 17
Drufle (GM)	A death effect, I think. default Red Redford : Fortitude
Save: 26
Save Notes	+1 per adjacent ally (Shake It Off)
Aerlin	Oh good. I get +2 then. Lifebound!
Rochelle Gwerm	cool
Drufle (GM)	Dang. Make your roll, then.
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+6( 2 )+6 = 8 Oh well.
Drufle (GM)	Eep.
Navaya	hubris
Aerlin	See ya guys.
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin and Nhot both have one negative level.
G'hesh Nhot	whats that?
Rochelle Gwerm	oh you fucker
Navaya	oh boy
Rochelle Gwerm	they're one less level
Drufle (GM)	And now he makes his actual attack!
Navaya	time to explain this shitty thing
Rochelle Gwerm	so now they have to spend an hour messing with their sheet
Navaya	no yu don't
Rochelle Gwerm	because Paizo had the shitty idea to make negative levels
Drufle (GM)	It's temporary, and no you just pretend you have -1 to basically everything.
G'hesh Nhot	ill let the gm tell me as this cheat sheet has no space left
Drufle (GM)	Just pretend you have -1 to all rolls and also you don't get an extra attack. I mean you do from Haste. But your BAB has been dropped to +5.
G'hesh Nhot	my tail was earlier though
Rochelle Gwerm	you don't get +6/+1
Aerlin	you also get -5hp but that wont hurt you much
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. Anytime, swing at Rochelle!
G'hesh Nhot	so I'm good
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+15( 20 )+15 = 35
Rochelle Gwerm	fuck you man
Drufle (GM)	Oh good lord.
Rochelle Gwerm	this monster I'm killing it
Drufle (GM)	Confirming... rolling d20+15 ( 11 )+15 = 26
G'hesh Nhot	can i use my sudden block with roch
Drufle (GM)	Yep.
Rochelle Gwerm	confirmed
Drufle (GM)	Uhhh.
Rochelle Gwerm	I hate this so much well now I HAVE to rage to stay alive
Navaya	roch is very surprised by this horrid thing
Drufle (GM)	Unfortunately no, the ally has to be adjacne.t Adjacent. She's a bit too far.
G'hesh Nhot	but i have the extra reach
Drufle (GM)	That's only for aoo's.
G'hesh Nhot	please
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6+12( 6 + 1 )+12 = 19
Navaya	let the monster have his day!
Drufle (GM)	There's the damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	just... was that it?
Drufle (GM)	I have to let this giant monster do something.
G'hesh Nhot	awe
Drufle (GM)	That was one of his three attacks, yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	fuck
Drufle (GM)	The others he isn't making this round. Because he moved.
Navaya	oh phew
Drufle (GM)	So we go back to the top with Navaya.
Navaya	how you holding up with health, roch?
Rochelle Gwerm	37/78
Navaya	ok heals time
Rochelle Gwerm	its not great, but it could be worse
Drufle (GM)	Wow, we didn't rest from last battle, did we.
Rochelle Gwerm	no we didn't
Navaya	we couldn't
Drufle (GM)	Good point.
Rochelle Gwerm	that was not an option
Navaya	because SOMEONE barged n here
Drufle (GM)	:P
G'hesh Nhot	we didn't. we listened and thought it through
Rochelle Gwerm	hey, I drop rocks everywhere
Aerlin	I like that you weren't here but can safely assume that.
Rochelle Gwerm	I contributed
Drufle (GM)	They did actually show incredible restraint. I'm very proud of them.
Navaya	you did it last session! I'm certain of it!
Aerlin	We broke the door.
G'hesh Nhot	nope
Drufle (GM)	We ret-conned that if we did.
Rochelle Gwerm	we were a bit more methodical
Navaya	ok
Drufle (GM)	To then simply knock the door down anways. Anyways. Did you just heal Roch?
G'hesh Nhot	well.......
Navaya	no im' working on it
Drufle (GM)	Gotcha.
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle kicked the hell out of the door, but she did a count down first
Drufle (GM)	So for those wondering, the angry not-tiefling was the fake boss that came after the last fake boss.
G'hesh Nhot	and i listened and di my pointer thing yay, i love fake bosses
Rochelle Gwerm	is this monster another fake boss?
Drufle (GM)	Although I don't think anyone believed the Ghoul Room was the boss.
Rochelle Gwerm	minibosses
Drufle (GM)	No, this demon (it is an actual demon) is the real boss.
Rochelle Gwerm	I didn't even think this guy was the boss
G'hesh Nhot	there are still more rooms
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah, there was a lot of black space
Drufle (GM)	He's CR 8 so hopefully he'll be nice and challenging.
Navaya	oh it's easier to move
Rochelle Gwerm	CR 8 now, alright someone get rid of this poop
Aerlin	The old bait and switch.
Rochelle Gwerm	its distracting
Aerlin	Only the artist can remove it. Navaya: Navaya : Cure Moderate Wounds
Spell Level: Witch (Winter Witch), 2
School: Conjuration (healing)
Range: Concentration: +13 Rolls Caster Level Check +5 =7
Original spell level:Bard 2, Cleric 2, Druid 3, Paladin 3, Ranger 3 This spell functions like cure light wounds, except that it cures 2d8 points of damage + 1 point per caster level (maximum +10). rolling 2d8+6 ( 8 + 5 )+6 = 19
Rochelle Gwerm	oh nice
Drufle (GM)	Why can't I move these poos...
Rochelle Gwerm	you are not the artist "Thanks, Navaya"
Navaya	he's found the way I can't move them
Drufle (GM)	Right, now it's Red's turn. Time for lots of rock-smashing.
Navaya	"good luck with that... thing" actually druf
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hooo boy, thanks"
Navaya	can I cheekily make a knowledge check for this asshole?
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead. Religion.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I'll send this thing back to wherever it came from" Navaya:
Navaya	Religion Check27
Drufle (GM)	Dang.
Rochelle Gwerm	well then
Drufle (GM)	This is a nabasu, commonly known as a gluttony demon. They have a number of energy- and life-draining effects, as well as the usual demonic resistances and DR.
G'hesh Nhot	you got this
Rochelle Gwerm	oh god drains
Navaya	"yeah that's a- OH GOD NO"
Drufle (GM)	He also has SR so watch your spell-casting.
G'hesh Nhot	oh yay, one i can stabbly with
Rochelle Gwerm	"What. WHAT?"
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, rock smashing!
Navaya	"It's a Nabasu. they're... not fun"
Drufle (GM)	The elementals are gonna do some repositioning...
Rochelle Gwerm	"Yeah I gathered that last bit"
Navaya	"they turn into something AWFUL" "when they're grown enough"
Drufle (GM)	First against the not-tiefling...
G'hesh Nhot	like me in the mornings?
Navaya	worse!
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+11( 17 )+11 = 28 rolling d20+11 ( 18 )+11 = 29 rolling d20+11 ( 20 )+11 = 31
Rochelle Gwerm	oh hey crit
Drufle (GM)	Wooooow.
Rochelle Gwerm	the rocks are mad
G'hesh Nhot	wow
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+11( 11 )+11 = 22 And confirm. rolling 4d6+8 ( 6 + 1 + 3 + 1 )+8 = 19
Navaya	those ones...
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll forgive those ones
Drufle (GM)	They are just beating down on this poor guy. And now two attacks on the demon.
Rochelle Gwerm	19 seems to be the magic number here
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+11( 1 )+11 = 12 rolling d20+11 ( 16 )+11 = 27
Rochelle Gwerm	oh noooo
Drufle (GM)	I'll consider that second roll his confirmation for not failing. Now for the other one.
G'hesh Nhot	which one was the first
Navaya	kind soul
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+11( 7 )+11 = 18 Miss. These other guys are having a hard time smacking the Nabasu. So I think it's time for Red to actually cast a spell, but...
Rochelle Gwerm	magic the shit out of the tiefling sorry, the not-tiefling
Drufle (GM)	I could try Confess again? But he can actually speak Common.
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm
Drufle (GM)	Oh hey, I can ask it in Celestial.
Rochelle Gwerm	go for it
Drufle (GM)	Sure, let's make him confess. Red just yells something like "WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR"
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Drufle (GM)	But in Celestial, of course. So now it's actually not-tiefling's turn and he super cannot speak Celestial.
Rochelle Gwerm	I feel like this might not be the intended use for this spell
Drufle (GM)	A creature that is unable to answer still takes damage. That's the best part of it. So now a will save... rolling d20+9 ( 16 )+9 = 25 Well rats.
G'hesh Nhot	oh
Drufle (GM)	rolling 3d6/2( 2 + 4 + 5 )/2 = 5.5
Rochelle Gwerm	these saves are getting pretty good
Drufle (GM)	5 damage I guess.
Rochelle Gwerm	5.5 damage nice doesn't he have to do something on his turn now or did that will save block that?
Drufle (GM)	Oh well, it was worth a try.
G'hesh Nhot	its ok, ill make him talk
Drufle (GM)	No, he has an actual turn now.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh dear he's gonna smack something
Drufle (GM)	Full attack I imagine. You can spread out attacks in a full attack, right?
Rochelle Gwerm	I don't know
Drufle (GM)	I think you can...
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm checking otherwise why Cleave?
G'hesh Nhot	you wouldn't let me
Drufle (GM)	I think you can. Also, the reason you use Cleave is because you can keep using your max BAB.
Rochelle Gwerm	well I learned something
Drufle (GM)	Instead of having to get less and less accurate as you swing.
Rochelle Gwerm	you can 5-foot step and still Full Attack
Drufle (GM)	Yep. Anyway, full attack!
Aerlin	Internet also says yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	glad we figured that out
Drufle (GM)	Also, a ridiculous thing, I don't have to specify my attacks ahead of time? I can make my rolls and then decide which ones go where.
Rochelle Gwerm	that seems rude, but okay
Drufle (GM)	:P rolling d20+10 ( 5 )+10 = 15 rolling d20+4 ( 9 )+4 = 13 rolling d20+4 ( 17 )+4 = 21 Alright, uh, I'm gonna pretend none of those were aimed at Nhot.
Aerlin	Remember this for when you guys want to do the same.
Rochelle Gwerm	well he doesn't know how much AC Nhot has he should at least aim his best and Nhot
G'hesh Nhot	he doesnt
Drufle (GM)	He doesn't, no, but he's not dumb.
Aerlin	The giant armor makes it a bit obvious.
Rochelle Gwerm	he has to scout like we do
Drufle (GM)	He sees a giant lady in massive plate armor.
Rochelle Gwerm	he doesn't know how much Fighter boosts that
G'hesh Nhot	almost dragon lady
Drufle (GM)	But sure, I'll spend one attack missing her.
Aerlin	vs. an angry rock
Navaya	worked out she's a lady, at least ' 3'
G'hesh Nhot	i know right
Rochelle Gwerm	you never tell us how well armored our enemies are until we hit them!
Aerlin	We never ask.
G'hesh Nhot	we do
Drufle (GM)	Well, uh, he actually misses one rock guy. I'm going to pretend the 21 was at a rock man. So...
G'hesh Nhot	no you dont roll it again addin one to the rocks ac
Drufle (GM)	Man, is it really necessary to use Sudden Block on a summoned monster?
G'hesh Nhot	and take the lowest value
Drufle (GM)	Alright, very well.
Aerlin	We have to show off our fancy powers...
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4( 20 )+4 = 24
Rochelle Gwerm	we want the rock wall alive
Navaya	did i cast misfortune on someone?
Drufle (GM)	Well then, he takes the normal hit.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+15( 5 )+15 = 20
Drufle (GM)	You did not, Navaya.
Aerlin	Pff
Drufle (GM)	That is a miss on the not-tiefling.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh, that's why Ghesh did that
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, you get a free swing.
G'hesh Nhot	it egnores dc
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6+5( 4 )+5 = 9 It ignores DR, but not AC.
G'hesh Nhot	ignores oh damn
Drufle (GM)	His AC is still 21. And your haste boost is countered by your negative level. And you don't have flanking with any of the elementals, so unfortunately you barely miss.
G'hesh Nhot	how long does that negative last
Rochelle Gwerm	you guys have fun with the not-tief man, I'm going to deal with this...thing
Drufle (GM)	One day, I think?
Aerlin	We have restoration potions. Like, 60 of them.
Drufle (GM)	Oh right, that. Good point. Anyway, Aerlin!
Aerlin	We'll heal it after the fight.
Rochelle Gwerm	its not exactly hard to get rid of in this campaign
Aerlin	Hmph!
Rochelle Gwerm	hurumph
Aerlin	Time for bed, I think.
Drufle (GM)	:P
Rochelle Gwerm	oh good
Aerlin	Deep Slumber, on the spooky demon.
Drufle (GM)	Luckily for you he has less than 10 HD.
Aerlin	That's a DC 23 Will save.
Navaya	woh
Drufle (GM)	Geez.
Rochelle Gwerm	holy shit
Drufle (GM)	But first! Make a caster level check!
G'hesh Nhot	i still have 3 mp left
Aerlin	Oh my. How do I do that
Drufle (GM)	Just d20+ your level. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Caster Level Check
Check: 18 Class: Bloodrager (Spell Eater) 6 Spell Pen Bonus 0 should be under Spells
Drufle (GM)	Like that, yeah.
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+5( 4 )+5 = 9
Navaya	D:
Drufle (GM)	Your spell harmlessly fizzles off of him.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh dear
Aerlin	Spell Resistance?
Rochelle Gwerm	back to Plan A then
Drufle (GM)	Yep. An incredible SR 19, in fact.
Aerlin	Ho dang.
Rochelle Gwerm	specifically 19 magic number is 19 people
Drufle (GM)	So you have to roll at least a 13. Anyway, G'hesh!
Rochelle Gwerm	chew a man's face off for us, would you dear?
G'hesh Nhot	full attack that t@@@
Drufle (GM)	Note, by the way, that your spell is still expended if you miss.
Aerlin	Of course.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+15( 17 )+15 = 32
Rochelle Gwerm	this is why I'm here well then
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+10( 3 )+10 = 13
Navaya	tatatat
G'hesh Nhot	no tail
Rochelle Gwerm	no tail? oh you missed the tail one more
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+6( 2 )+6 = 8
Rochelle Gwerm	you have Haste as well
G'hesh Nhot	oh yes
Navaya	negative level...
Rochelle Gwerm	which gives you one more attack at -5 roll
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+10( 8 )+10 = 18
Rochelle Gwerm	Haste my man Haste is giving that attack
Drufle (GM)	(haste is at full bab)
G'hesh Nhot	one min
Rochelle Gwerm	oh just add 5 to that roll
G'hesh Nhot	so that's a hit?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	my mistake
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+6( 6 )+6 = 12
Drufle (GM)	The 13 is not, of course. Man, he is really not doing great.
G'hesh Nhot	so 20 total damage
Drufle (GM)	He's wobbling around. Rochelle!
Aerlin	I keep forgetting about Surge. Oh well.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I am...covered in my own blood"
Drufle (GM)	Surges are always something to keep in mind as long as you have MP.
Rochelle Gwerm	"You fell literally from the ceiling"
Drufle (GM)	A flat +d6 to a roll is no mean feat.
G'hesh Nhot	i nearly used my daily lol
Rochelle Gwerm	"I have been looking for a good opponent ALL DAY!!" BLOODRAGE
Aerlin	I think I rolled too low anyway.
Drufle (GM)	Waaaay too low.
Navaya	why don't you make guys talk back. drufle
Rochelle Gwerm	FULL ATTACK GO
G'hesh Nhot	because they were made to die
Drufle (GM)	Because the Nabasu can't understand her. He doesn't speak Common.
Navaya	oh i thought he'd be smart enough Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub, Cold Iron Attack 30 vs AC Damage 22 Type: B
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons
Weapon Notes	A large greatclub made of stone. Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub, Cold Iron Attack 20 vs AC Damage 16 Type: B
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons
Weapon Notes	A large greatclub made of stone.
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
Rochelle Gwerm	-5 on that second attack
Navaya	also no DR on this
Drufle (GM)	Second attack is very much a miss.
Rochelle Gwerm	I figured
Drufle (GM)	So 22 damage?
Aerlin	(Abyssal) "MY, AREN'T YOU SOMETHING?"
Rochelle Gwerm	I didn't power attack, so that 30 is just as is rolling 1d6 ( 2 ) = 2 eat acid that you totally resist
Drufle (GM)	:P The nabasu suddenly turns to Aerlin, confused.
Rochelle Gwerm	how does smol lady speak abysal?
G'hesh Nhot	if someone can finish this guy off i can demon sword the other guy
Drufle (GM)	Nabasu's turn!
Navaya	congrats aerlin you just aggroed the boss
Drufle (GM)	oh shit
Rochelle Gwerm	switches to core tab, prepared for damage
Drufle (GM)	pffft Why can he cast this...
Rochelle Gwerm	is it Stone Call?
Drufle (GM)	The book says it's part of his tactics, so I guess we're gonna do this. 5-foot step away from the very angry lady.
G'hesh Nhot	is it go fuck yourself
Drufle (GM)	And then everyone (including the not-tiefling, apparently) needs a will save.
Rochelle Gwerm	its a gluttony demon, not a lust demon Rochelle Gwerm : Willpower
Save: 12
Save Notes	+2 to Will Saves against insanity and confusion
G'hesh Nhot	what damage is it?
Rochelle Gwerm	errr
G'hesh Nhot	i have resists
Drufle (GM)	It isn't damage at all.
Rochelle Gwerm	is this insanity or confusion?
Drufle (GM)	Nope. Navaya:
Navaya	Willpower
Save:10
Drufle (GM)	And a 14 sure wouldn't hep you.
G'hesh Nhot	is it sleep paral etc
Rochelle Gwerm	well then that's all I got
Drufle (GM)	It is paralysis!
Navaya	well dang
Rochelle Gwerm	fuck shit damn fuck crap
G'hesh Nhot	oh good i get a +2
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+9( 19 )+9 = 28
Drufle (GM)	You sure pass.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll just Drufle (GM): default Red Redford : Willpower
Save: 24
Save Notes	+1 per adjacent ally (Shake It Off) So does Red.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+7( 15 )+7 = 22
Rochelle Gwerm	be in another room then
Drufle (GM)	And Nhot! Navaya drops inert to the ground
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+9( 5 )+9 = 14 Rochelle Gwerm freezes up
Drufle (GM)	Not-tiefling fails. G'hesh Nhot will not be controlled by magic anymore
Rochelle Gwerm	tell me when I can play again
Drufle (GM)	For whatever ungodly reason, you are now paralyzed for the next 8 rounds. You get a new save every round. Oh, and this elemental gets a free aoo.
G'hesh Nhot	does that mean no aoo for moving?
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah I'll just not be here then
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+10( 9 )+10 = 19 Rats.
Rochelle Gwerm	???
Drufle (GM)	Go eat dinner quick, if you want. That was the elemental swinging at him.
Rochelle Gwerm	hit or miss?
Drufle (GM)	Miss.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay
Drufle (GM)	Not by much, though.
G'hesh Nhot	gm can i go hit the demon with no aoos
Rochelle Gwerm	see you in an hour...
Drufle (GM)	You can!
Rochelle Gwerm	because fuck paralysis
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Drufle (GM)	Not-tiefling can do nothing for a good while. Navaya, your turn. Top of the round. (rochelle gets fast healing) Navaya:
Navaya	Willpower
Save:9
Drufle (GM)	Nope, sorry.
Navaya	moving on
Drufle (GM)	Red! Oh wait. One second. (seriously why does a CR 8 monster have a 7th level spell) Dang, I was hoping Lesser Restoration cured paralysis. It does not.
Drufle (GM)	I'm just poring through the Big Bag to see if Red can cure you guys.
G'hesh Nhot	does ye old slap to the face not work?
Drufle (GM)	Doesn't seem like it, unfortunately. Nah, it doesn't. Hold Person is a powerful thing. Alright, elemental swings then, since they can't be affected by hold person anyway.
G'hesh Nhot	so I'm one of the lucky few oi
Drufle (GM)	DOGPILE Oh, sorry.
G'hesh Nhot	save room for me!!!!!!
Drufle (GM)	There you go.
G'hesh Nhot	where i can get flanking
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+12( 15 )+12 = 27 rolling d20+12 ( 18 )+12 = 30 rolling d20+12 ( 6 )+12 = 18 rolling d20+12 ( 20 )+12 = 32 rolling d20+12 ( 14 )+12 = 26 Good grief, elementals.
Drufle (GM)	Literally anywhere, Nhot. rolling d20+12 ( 17 )+12 = 29 rolling 5d6+5 ( 2 + 4 + 4 + 5 + 6 )+5 = 26 They just start beating the living hell out of this dumb demon. He does not take kindly to this. Ok, uh, good spells?
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait!
G'hesh Nhot	silence?
Drufle (GM)	Noven, are you actually still here? I think he may have actually left his computer. Mopp, are you still here? Whelp, they both left.
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Drufle (GM)	I can give one of them a free save against the paralysis. With protection from evil.
G'hesh Nhot	well cast away and they can roll it whenthey arrive
Drufle (GM)	I'll just walk up and give it to Rochelle.
Aerlin	I can do that with communal but go ahead
Drufle (GM)	Alright, so she gets +2 to AC and saves against evil outsiders and also gets a free new save against any existing compulsions.
Navaya	im here was in discord
G'hesh Nhot	too slow
Drufle (GM)	Do you want the spell, Navaya? ... is that a no? Alright, Rochelle it is then.
G'hesh Nhot	discord it
Navaya	she's the damager
Drufle (GM)	Gotcha.
Navaya	and I'm not likely
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+11( 1 )+11 = 12 ... Ah.
Navaya	to get cut-de-grassed here
Drufle (GM)	Well at least she gets that sweet +3 now. For when her turn actually comes.
G'hesh Nhot	she isn't. i canstill move
Drufle (GM)	Time for not-tiefling to make his save. rolling d20+9 ( 20 )+9 = 29 Wow.
Navaya	fuck you man
G'hesh Nhot	damn
Drufle (GM)	I am displeased by this turn of events.
G'hesh Nhot	some one kill him so i can finish the demon
Drufle (GM)	So, uh, G'hesh, how do you fancy a smack.
G'hesh Nhot	wait can i 5 foot, and charge?
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+10( 4 )+10 = 14 rolling d20+4 ( 7 )+4 = 11 rolling d20+4 ( 13 )+4 = 17 Nevermind. And no, you cannot.
G'hesh Nhot	what were those rolls?
Drufle (GM)	While a 5-foot step is not an actual move, it counts as your move for the turn.
Navaya	his attempt at attacking yu
Drufle (GM)	Those were the not-tiefling trying to hit you. And failing terribly.
G'hesh Nhot	ok full attack that dick then
Drufle (GM)	So now it's Aerlin's turn.
Aerlin	Hrm.
G'hesh Nhot	not me? I'm confused now
Drufle (GM)	You're after Aerlin.
G'hesh Nhot	oh, aerlin can you kill the fake tiefling?
Aerlin	Hmm. Maybe.
Drufle (GM)	(he has literally 3 hp left) (he is bleeding from every inch of his body)
Navaya	just push him over
Aerlin	Okay. Punch!
Drufle (GM)	Oh crap.
Aerlin	Force Punch, that is.
Navaya	8(
Drufle (GM)	The Wan Pawnch Man. Woman.
G'hesh Nhot	feel the force
Aerlin	So that's...6d4
Drufle (GM)	Does it just hit?
Aerlin	Fort save negates knockback But its just touch.
G'hesh Nhot	point blank, probably
Drufle (GM)	Also, isn't this your mythic spell?
Navaya	melee touch
Aerlin	Do you want me to power it up?
Drufle (GM)	I mean, no.
G'hesh Nhot	force hand to the face
Drufle (GM)	That would be silly. But you do still have to roll to-hit. Just a normal melee attack.
Aerlin	What roll is that?
Drufle (GM)	d20+bab+str. Aerlin: Aerlin : Melee Attack
Check: 6
Drufle (GM)	But it targets his -oh. That is very much a miss.
Aerlin	Hmm. Surge?
Navaya	this is why I frowned
Drufle (GM)	A max surge can hit him.
Aerlin	I wonder if his touch is low enough.
G'hesh Nhot	i think you need a high number
Drufle (GM)	His touch is still 12.
Aerlin	Yeesh!
Drufle (GM)	So you would need a 6 on a d6.
G'hesh Nhot	maybe a crit surge
Drufle (GM)	Why not try to primal-cast it? So you at least don't lose the spell?
Aerlin	Oh, that's fun too. Sssssure.
Drufle (GM)	It's your max level spell so unfortunately you won't auto-succeed.
Aerlin	So that's DC 23
Drufle (GM)	Gotta hit 26, right? Isn't it double the spell level?
Aerlin	Oh it is Wish me luck!
Drufle (GM)	Give it a shot!
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+17( 9 )+17 = 26
Drufle (GM)	Oh wow.
Aerlin	Phew.
Navaya	eeeeeeeeeeee
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Drufle (GM)	That magic just barely is kept in control, and force punch is not wasted. You do have to make another concentration check, though.
Aerlin	Now I'm right next to him. Fun.
Drufle (GM)	To avoid an aoo from Mr. not-tiefling.
Navaya	this is why you do not
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+17( 18 )+17 = 35 It's fine.
Drufle (GM)	You're good.
Navaya	listen to non-canon talking
Drufle (GM)	G'hesh!
G'hesh Nhot	so I'm going to9 have to kill him
Aerlin	I just wanted to punch him into a wall, is all.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+15( 19 )+15 = 34
Drufle (GM)	He is very dead. So very dead.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+15( 19 )+15 = 34
Drufle (GM)	That was a crit threat and I'm not going to bother making you confirm it- really?
G'hesh Nhot	confirmed
Drufle (GM)	Roll again.
Aerlin	Destroy him!!
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+15( 20 )+15 = 35
Drufle (GM)	Just, do one more d20+15.
Aerlin	Rip and tear!!
Drufle (GM)	FUCK ANOTHER ROLL
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+15( 1 )+15 = 16
Navaya	G'hesh is jjust absolutely irate that she has to do this and not kill the real demon
G'hesh Nhot	and the tail
Navaya	also WHAT ARE YOU
Drufle (GM)	i am dying
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+9( 4 )+9 = 13 "FUCKING DIE"
Drufle (GM)	That's a miss but it doesn't matter because you hit this guy so hard that you banish him to another plane.
G'hesh Nhot	dow many dice? only joking
Drufle (GM)	The nabasu is so terrified that he is automatically shaken for the next few rounds.
Aerlin	"See, that's what I was trying to do."
Navaya	even paralyzed, navaya is shocked at this event
Aerlin	"I suppose I should leave the punching to the experts."
G'hesh Nhot	so he is now flat footed to the party
Drufle (GM)	This demon has worked for the undead lord of ghouls, Kabriri, for centuries, and never has he been so afraid.
Navaya	there's not even a mist left...
G'hesh Nhot	mythic shatter defences
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+11( 3 )+11 = 14
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Aerlin	Witness the true Wrath of the Friendship!
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle is apparently still paralyzed.
Aerlin	title drop
Drufle (GM)	pffft
G'hesh Nhot	nice
Rochelle Gwerm	I have returned from dinner
Drufle (GM)	So, uh, I guess it's the nabasu's turn now? G'hesh Nhot fist bumps aerlin
Rochelle Gwerm	I see the battle has progressed
G'hesh Nhot	you just missed an epic kill
Drufle (GM)	I don't know if I even want to give him a turn.
Aerlin	Ghesh goes flying across the room because Force Punch was still on.
Rochelle Gwerm	how the hell have none of the rocks died yet?
Aerlin	Oops.
Rochelle Gwerm	oooh nice going Aerlin
Navaya	the nabasu hasn't moved
Drufle (GM)	I think he's so completely terrified of G'hesh that he just drops to his knees.
Aerlin	I kid, of course.
G'hesh Nhot	straight into the demon, yay awe
Rochelle Gwerm	is the demon having trouble with the rock horde?
G'hesh Nhot	i just scared him shitless
Aerlin	Maybe I could punch you over there. Like maybe just hold back on the damage.
Drufle (GM)	He starts frantically yelling things in a number of different languages, so scared he can't even stick to one form of speech.
G'hesh Nhot	he is now flat footed to the whole party
Aerlin	He is massively outnumbered. Pretty scary.
Rochelle Gwerm	how's Navaya doing
Aerlin	Clearly we should convert him to the side of Good.
Rochelle Gwerm	she got hit by the paralysis too did she break it?
Drufle (GM)	Oh he isn't worried about numbers, that's normal for demons.
G'hesh Nhot	its just me hes worried about
Drufle (GM)	He's worried about the dragon lady that hit his subordinate so hard that they were removed from this plane of existence.
Aerlin	Well I'm glad thats canon.
Drufle (GM)	Rats, I was hoping Aerlin had all the necessary languages. She does not.
Aerlin	Wild Arcana Tongues please. Kidding again.
Drufle (GM)	...
Navaya	also hora im still on the ground
Aerlin	Access forbidden power to cast a basic spell.
Rochelle Gwerm	how's the demon looking on health?
Navaya	you're still on the ground
Aerlin	That's pretty Aerlin.
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah I know I figured as much
Drufle (GM)	You pick up fragments of sentences in Abyssal and Celestial, things like "OH LORDS DON'T" and "PLEASE KEEP HER" and "I WANT TO" The nabasu is pretty fine on physical health. Not great on mental.
Rochelle Gwerm	can we get a mental KO? the elementals have to restrain him
Aerlin	"Oh, that thing's real scared of you, Nhot."
G'hesh Nhot	if i can hit her, i will get a physical one
Navaya	now that's a badass line
G'hesh Nhot	thanks
Drufle (GM)	The nabasu is going to just spend its turn kneeling on the ground, pleading in three languages at once. Navaya, another save! Navaya:
Navaya	Willpower
Save:16 .....
G'hesh Nhot	can someone teleport me there
Rochelle Gwerm	maybe we can actually capture him
Drufle (GM)	Nnnnope.
Navaya	aww
G'hesh Nhot	its going to die
Drufle (GM)	This fuckin' CR 8 monster has a 7th level spell with a DC of 21. He's quite a jackass.
Navaya	lets not try
Drufle (GM)	Well, next is Red. I have no idea what Red would do in this situation.
Rochelle Gwerm	uhhhh
Navaya	it's a demon in hhis church
G'hesh Nhot	look on in awe
Navaya	he'd kill it
Rochelle Gwerm	spare or kill?
Aerlin	I can't imagine he's happy, yeah.
Rochelle Gwerm	mercy or death
Drufle (GM)	I dunno, he is literally an inquisitor of Conversion.
G'hesh Nhot	its in a church. kill
Rochelle Gwerm	that is true
Navaya	it turned everyone here into ghouls!
Rochelle Gwerm	convert him
Aerlin	Can this thing be converted? It's a demon.
Rochelle Gwerm	its CE, which can be brought to CN and CG
G'hesh Nhot	ok, ill give you one conversion chance, then i kill it
Rochelle Gwerm	say that out loud
G'hesh Nhot	i did
Rochelle Gwerm	make sure the demon knows how fucked he is if he doesn't comply oh wait it can't speak common
Drufle (GM)	Golurk says kill it.
G'hesh Nhot	YOU GET ONE FUCKING CHANCE TO CONVERT IT OR IM KILLING IT AND MAKING DINNER FROM ITS BRAINS
Drufle (GM)	Coup de grace from the elementals!
G'hesh Nhot	BETTER? NNNNOOOOOOOOOO
Aerlin	You can beat it's corpse.
Navaya	ahahahahahahahahahahaha
Drufle (GM)	rolling 10d6+15( 5 + 1 + 4 + 5 + 2 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 6 + 4 )+15 = 49
Rochelle Gwerm	oh
Navaya	just. executed
Rochelle Gwerm	we'll never redeem anyone
Drufle (GM)	Ok, uh...
Navaya	roll dat fort cuz that ain't enough
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+9( 4 )+9 = 13
G'hesh Nhot	don't forget its against flat footed ac
Drufle (GM)	Nope, that does not pass the DC 59 fort save.
Navaya	good
Rochelle Gwerm	I, the player, feel really bad now
Drufle (GM)	The nabasu is mercilessly beaten to a pulp as Navaya and Rochelle suddenly recover.
Navaya	do not feel bad for nabasu demons they are literally the worst
Aerlin	Aerlin takes a seat somewhere, fatigued.
Navaya	"gah! gugh"
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+17( 17 )+17 = 34
Navaya	"what the HELL was all that?!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"HRRAAAAAAH!!!!"
Aerlin	"My, a lot happened in those 20 seconds or so."
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+2d6+6( 6 )+( 5 + 2 )+6 = 19 Rochelle Gwerm calms down
Drufle (GM)	The corpse is even more pulpy now.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I hate that thing..." G'hesh Nhot wants to kill
G'hesh Nhot	but its dead
Aerlin	Aerlin drinks a Lesser Restoration potion.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I didn't see what happened"
Aerlin	And offers G'hesh one. G'hesh Nhot lets out a might roar
G'hesh Nhot	then takes the potion and goes and sits in the corner to calm down
Drufle (GM)	You can still see everything, Rochelle.
Aerlin	Okay time for heals...
Drufle (GM)	That's part of the terror of Hold Person.
Aerlin	rolling 1d8+5( 2 )+5 = 7
Drufle (GM)	You're still totally aware of your surroundings and simply can't move.
Rochelle Gwerm	was I looking the right way?
Drufle (GM)	Uh. I think so?
Aerlin	rolling 1d8+1( 4 )+1 = 5
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah probably
Aerlin	rolling 1d8+1( 4 )+1 = 5
G'hesh Nhot	you soo saw my kill
Navaya	yeah you were Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : CMB
Check: 23
Navaya	I wasn't Rochelle Gwerm grabs Red around the neck and ruffles his hair
Navaya	I fell down looking at the not-tief
G'hesh Nhot	shame, it was a good kill
Red Redford	"Huh wha"
Rochelle Gwerm	"DAMN MAN!! That was coooold" "Stone cold killer, you were"
G'hesh Nhot	that's what i destroyed lol
Red Redford	"It, it would've betrayed us anyways, I know it."
G'hesh Nhot	i feel strange
Rochelle Gwerm	"Give me five man"
Aerlin	Okay, I'm at 36/40 now
Navaya	I was saying I didn't see the golems kill the nabasu Rochelle Gwerm holds out a hand
Drufle (GM)	(also golurk has decided not to join us today)
Aerlin	Anyone else want healed?
Navaya	did I get hurt?
G'hesh Nhot	hes please Red Redford reluctantly pats Rochelle's hand.
Aerlin	What's your HP?
Rochelle Gwerm	"..."
G'hesh Nhot	49/60
Rochelle Gwerm	"Baby steps, baby step" Rochelle Gwerm releases Red
Aerlin	rolling 1d8+1( 7 )+1 = 8
Rochelle Gwerm	"You might make it through this war yet"
Drufle (GM)	I like to think of Red and Rochelle as Frisk and Undyne.
Aerlin	rolling 1d8+1( 7 )+1 = 8 THere you are. Rochelle Gwerm gives Red a hard pat on the back
G'hesh Nhot	thanks
Drufle (GM)	They're even the right genders and probably the right height ratios.
Aerlin	Roch? Heals?
Navaya	(frisk is bigender i think)
Drufle (GM)	Really? Well damn.
Navaya	yeah
G'hesh Nhot	that anger
Navaya	they never use pronouns for them
Aerlin	They aren't specifically referred to as anything
Drufle (GM)	I was always under the impression that they were male.
Navaya	pure AFGNCAAP
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm
Aerlin	That's the idea, I think.
Rochelle Gwerm	I think I'm fine on heals? if you got em throw em my way
G'hesh Nhot	that glowing birdie changed me when we broke that rock.......... I'm sure of it
Aerlin	Well, take one at least.
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, uh, that was the entire boss fight for this mini-dungeon.
Aerlin	rolling 1d8+1( 2 )+1 = 3
Navaya	"it changed all of us, more or less"
Aerlin	It's the thought that counts.
Drufle (GM)	Hey by the way, fun fact, how big do you guys think the potions in this game are?
Navaya	not very
Aerlin	They're tiny, yo.
Rochelle Gwerm	about a vial
G'hesh Nhot	shot sized
Navaya	pear-sized
Drufle (GM)	They're literally 2 inches tall.
Navaya	but shot-sized would fit for-good
Drufle (GM)	1 inch in diameter.
Rochelle Gwerm	that is much smaller than expected
Navaya	I can actually carry them!
Drufle (GM)	16 potions to a pound.
Rochelle Gwerm	was that a heal for Roch, Aerlin?
Navaya	roch, you can't
G'hesh Nhot	yes that is a double shot
Navaya	because you would shatter them in your giant hands
Aerlin	"Negative energy is nasty stuff, but worry Nhot, the potion I gave you should have removed it all."
Drufle (GM)	What treasure is in here...
Aerlin	It was, Roch.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 20 )+1 = 21
Navaya	Nhot begins worrying
Drufle (GM)	There's all the fun stuff on Nulkineth's body.
G'hesh Nhot	wow i see all
Drufle (GM)	By the way, the not-tiefling was a half-nabasu!
Navaya	but
Aerlin	Weird!
Navaya	tieflings are half-demons
Aerlin	Let's loot him.
Drufle (GM)	Tieflings are born with fiendish blood.
G'hesh Nhot	gm i just got a crit
Navaya	oh so not half
Drufle (GM)	Half-nabasus graft demonic flesh onto them.
Rochelle Gwerm	a crit on what???
Navaya	ah
Drufle (GM)	Perception.
G'hesh Nhot	per for loot
Drufle (GM)	Lemme just go get the loot list.
Rochelle Gwerm	did I get afflicted by anything else while I was gone?
G'hesh Nhot	sniffer dragon today
Rochelle Gwerm	any attacks or whatnot?
Navaya	nope!
G'hesh Nhot	nope, i scared the shit out of it
Navaya	you were paralyzed and then left the hell alone
Rochelle Gwerm	well alright then
Drufle (GM)	A wand of hold person with 10 charges, 3 vials of unholy water, a breastplate, a heavy steel shield, his battle aspergillum, an unholy symbol, 125 gp
Rochelle Gwerm	I think I'm about out of Rage rounds how long was that fight? I spent...3 rounds enraged? 2 before so 5/9 used up I got 4 more rounds
Drufle (GM)	Your bloodrage immediately shuts off when you become helpless, doesn't it?
Navaya	I don't think paralysis rounds count yeah
Rochelle Gwerm	does it???
Drufle (GM)	I'm pretty sure it does.
Rochelle Gwerm	Raging Vitality doesn't help with that?
G'hesh Nhot	is his weapon a long sword?
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez, I forgot about whatever that does. It isn't, no.
Rochelle Gwerm	fucking hell that's dangerous
G'hesh Nhot	then i leave it all and spit on the corpse
Rochelle Gwerm	well then I have 3/9 rounds used then
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait, more loot.
Rochelle Gwerm	I can use 6 more
Drufle (GM)	O_O
Rochelle Gwerm	loot everything
Drufle (GM)	wow
G'hesh Nhot	yes i crit comeone with the good stuff
Rochelle Gwerm	dump it all into the Pack of Dreams
Navaya	added the things to the pack
Drufle (GM)	You apparently find 4,901 gp in gems and coins.
Aerlin	so did i
Rochelle Gwerm	NICE
Aerlin	sick.
Drufle (GM)	This dude was rich. You also find...
G'hesh Nhot	yes
Rochelle Gwerm	"FINALLY WE GOT PAID!!"
G'hesh Nhot	laid?
Aerlin	You can add them Navi
Drufle (GM)	A knight's pennon (battle), a chain shirt, and a returning dagger.
Rochelle Gwerm	paid Nhot
G'hesh Nhot	knights pennon?
Drufle (GM)	I'm looking it up.
Rochelle Gwerm	is it a pen of some sort?
Drufle (GM)	It's a flag.
G'hesh Nhot	i like the sound of it
Drufle (GM)	You wear it as a mark of your knighthood.
Rochelle Gwerm	huh
G'hesh Nhot	tie it to my tail
Drufle (GM)	It has to be mounted on some sort of polearm apparently. Otherwise it doesn't work.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh
G'hesh Nhot	above the blades
Rochelle Gwerm	we have no poles only arms
G'hesh Nhot	my tail is an arm
Navaya	give it to the army
Drufle (GM)	But it lets you cast heroism on yourself once per day.
Navaya	most of this can go to a paladin in need except that returning dagger I'll nab that
Rochelle Gwerm	the unholy stuff should probably be destroyed
Drufle (GM)	Right, so, that's all the loot, and Red apparently gets a sudden compulsion to start cleaning up the chapel.
G'hesh Nhot	ok, i take nothing unless there is stuff better then mine
Rochelle Gwerm	unless its worth money
Aerlin	I'll help him.
G'hesh Nhot	ill help him Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Strength
Check: 7
Aerlin	Copycat!
Navaya	very tured ired
Rochelle Gwerm	I guess I'll try to help
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle takes a nap as soon as she picks up a rock. Or something.
Rochelle Gwerm	I just remembered I have Resistance as a spell like ability
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+6( 17 )+6 = 23
Rochelle Gwerm	I have not used that in forever
G'hesh Nhot	i got this roch go rst
Aerlin	Did anyone get any medals from this?
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, I don't think anyone else can cast any of the spells required to magically clean the place.
G'hesh Nhot	rest
Drufle (GM)	I.E. dispel magic or Consecrate.
G'hesh Nhot	i can try and concentrate
Aerlin	I can cast that, I don't have it prepared though. Dispel Magic I mean. Oh wait. I have a scroll.
G'hesh Nhot	i can clense with fire
Navaya	we now have 11200 GP
Aerlin	Can I use that?
Drufle (GM)	You can just use the scroll, yeah. There's a Desecrate spell on the chapel itself. D3.
Aerlin	Okay then, I'll do that.
G'hesh Nhot	ill dispose of the bodies using my fire breath
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+6( 15 )+6 = 21
Drufle (GM)	Well, it takes the rest of the day to finish cleaning up (it was already pretty late in the day when you arrived, I think) And yeah, that definitely passes.
Rochelle Gwerm	good thing the chapel is up and running again not that it wont just be...desecrated again at a later date
Aerlin	I'm sure Red is pleased.
Rochelle Gwerm	he damn better be
Navaya	I scout out this room
G'hesh Nhot	we did good?
Rochelle Gwerm	we* put in a lot of work to cleaning this place Navaya:
Navaya	Perception Check12
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 14 )+1 = 15
Rochelle Gwerm	while you guys are doing that, I'll be looking around here
Navaya	righto
Drufle (GM)	Red is very pleased with what you guys have done around here. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 23
Drufle (GM)	Hey, there's a 20.
Navaya	third eye activate
Rochelle Gwerm	hey I actually have that
Drufle (GM)	It looks like this place used to be a high priest's quarters, but was recently turned into a prison. Rochelle Gwerm looks around with all three eyes
Drufle (GM)	Nothing of interest in here.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hmph...this was a good use of my time" "NEST" *NEXT
Drufle (GM)	All the loot in this mini-dungeon has already been gained, you guys got two 20's on perception rolls.
Navaya	nothing else of interest?
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 4 )+1 = 5
Navaya	if this is a prison why no prisoners? Rochelle Gwerm begins checking the rubble
G'hesh Nhot	oooh rock
Drufle (GM)	They're dead.
Navaya	righto or turned by the nabasu into the ghouls Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Performance Check 14
Drufle (GM)	Performance, huh?
Rochelle Gwerm	ooooops Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 16
Aerlin	Wonder if we can man this place somehow.
Navaya	MUSIC WITH ROCKS IN
Drufle (GM)	Give a nice solo.
Rochelle Gwerm	I cannot dance well...
Aerlin	It's not in the friendliest place though.
Navaya	yeah don#t
Drufle (GM)	There's nothing else, Rochelle.
Navaya	leave people here
Rochelle Gwerm	nothing?
Drufle (GM)	Like, you literally have everything interesting in this entire place.
G'hesh Nhot	we could use our converts from their army to protect it
Rochelle Gwerm	what's this here?
Drufle (GM)	Portcullis.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh good I have +2 against that
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Aerlin	We just fixed this place.
Navaya	i wouldn't trust them to wash out an alembic, G'hesh
Aerlin	In fact, fix the door.
Drufle (GM)	Also, once you guys have properly cleaned up the chapel, Red's magic bow starts super-glowing.
Rochelle Gwerm	fine I won't smash it
Navaya	ooooohhhh
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll just lift it up oh cool, magic bow
Drufle (GM)	Radiance levels up!
Rochelle Gwerm	about damn time G'hesh Nhot draws her sword
Rochelle Gwerm	maybe he'll get to use it
Navaya	"I heard a glowy thing!"
Drufle (GM)	It now has an extra +1 to hit and damage now. It doesn't get any of its sweet powers quite yet. Rochelle Gwerm cannot even be bothered by what the others are doing
Drufle (GM)	Just becomes a better bow. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Strength
Check: 24 LIFT don't mind me, just opening this like a normal person G'hesh Nhot checks her sword longingly
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm not smashing it
Drufle (GM)	The portcullis is very lifted. Rochelle Gwerm flexes to herself Red Redford holds Radiance out in surprise, looking at the shiny gold light.
Aerlin	"Interesting. Seems like we did some good here."
Red Redford	"I think it's reacting to our actions..." Rochelle Gwerm stops, deciding not to head back to camp alone
Drufle (GM)	pffft G'hesh Nhot is will her sword to glow Rochelle Gwerm highfives the spare earth elemental on her way back
Drufle (GM)	He salutes. Right, so, that's this place done.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Yo"
Drufle (GM)	Time to move on with the army!
Rochelle Gwerm	oh boy more mass combat G'hesh Nhot secretly blows a little flame dow the blade to make it twinkle
Rochelle Gwerm	hey, could I use Stone Call as a special ability durring battles? mass battles I mean it covers a pretty big area
Drufle (GM)	Hm... I'll let you add +1 damage to a single attack per day, if you want.
Rochelle Gwerm	a single mass battle attack? cool, I'm down with that
G'hesh Nhot	what about dazzling display
Rochelle Gwerm	oh dear, it seems I've opened the floodgates
Drufle (GM)	That only had a 5-tile radius and does no damage.
G'hesh Nhot	30 foot
Drufle (GM)	Stone call is a massive 8-tile cylinder, 20 tiles high.
Navaya	"so hey guys. sorry we're late! turned out that chapel was a demon gulag!"
Drufle (GM)	Er, 6-tile radius, sorry.
G'hesh Nhot	and scares the crap out of them and causes them to go flat footed
Drufle (GM)	Regardless, non-damaging abilities have no effect on mass combat.
G'hesh Nhot	shame
Navaya	just you wait till I can cast REAL AoEs Rochelle Gwerm stays silent and just wanders off to a different part of camp
Drufle (GM)	So it's just another 8 hours of walking to the next location; you're getting very close to Drezen, now.
G'hesh Nhot	I'm going to tell the troops all about my fighting
Drufle (GM)	In fact, this will be the last stop before we arrive at the Citadel itself.
Rochelle Gwerm	hooo boy
Navaya	yeah drufle do the npcs really have nothing to say about this adventure? G'hesh Nhot drills thr troops in dirty tacktics
Navaya	in fact we never got like, closure from sosiel about the attempted drugging or whoever it was
Drufle (GM)	I mean, they definitely do have lots to say, but do you really want to react individually with 7 different people?
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Rochelle Gwerm	this ain't no anime
Navaya	alright I can tell which way the wind is blowing
G'hesh Nhot	why not
Rochelle Gwerm	Drufle is Done with NPCs
Aerlin	I would love to.
Drufle (GM)	I can have some chats with particular ones, if you guys want to go up and talk to them.
Aerlin	I'm just gonna chill with my dude Vash.
Drufle (GM)	We can have scenes with them. I just won't be going out of the way to create them myself.
Navaya	well now I'm on the spot so
Aerlin	I feel the need to share the weird shit I'm doing to traditional magics.
G'hesh Nhot	it would be good to chill from a boss fight before mass combat
Navaya	I'll be in my (tiny) tent
Rochelle Gwerm	we need to do some roleplaying in this roleplaying game
Drufle (GM)	Fair enough, Aerlin!
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle will join you guys because its not next to all the paladins
Aravashnial	"Ah, Aerlin, good to see you back! What discoveries have you made up above?"
Aerlin	"I've been exhibiting some odd abilties." "I can see magic more clearly now, and just kind of grab it and do what I want with it." "While incredibly fascinating, I'm concerned."
Rochelle Gwerm	"She did just throw a bunch of ice out of nowhere"
Aravashnial	"Oh, truly?" "I must admit, I haven't heard of such phenomena."
Aerlin	"I want to learn more, but if I do it wrong..." "I could hurt the wrong people."
Aravashnial	"Do you believe it came as a part of the incident with the Wardstone?
Aerlin	"The timing is pretty much lined up. I have residual knowledge of other magic techniques from past lives, but they were very fuzzy before that."
Rochelle Gwerm	"What else did that wardstone do to us?"
Aravashnial	"So, a manifestation of your past reincarnations' powers? A plausible theory, to be sure." Aravashnial kinda looks to the side and scratches his head.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I'm pretty sure I never slammed through a stone brick wall before"
Aravashnial	"I, er, really don't know what happened with the Wardstone, to be honest."
Aerlin	"I can't discount this mark, either. Navaya shares it, and has seen changes to her own abilities."
Rochelle Gwerm	"I feel...oddly light" "Not literally...like"
Aravashnial	"Such an outpouring of energy is almost... apocryphal in theming." Rochelle Gwerm feels like she has no idea what they're talking about
Aravashnial	"I have only heard of events such as yours in apotheosis myths."
Aerlin	"It is good fortune as well, given the state of things right now. I'm thinking this power was given to us intentionally." "In any case, I'm going to study this power, but reign it in until I understand it more..."
Aravashnial	"Oh, I'm sure it was some divine nonsense such as that. Irabeth goes on and on about you all being 'truly chosen by the Inheritor herself'." "But yes, if you learn anything new about these... newfound abilities, I'd love to learn more. You're a strange case, you all."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Uhhh...speaking of strange cases..." "How many eyes do giants usually have?"
Aravashnial	"... I'm sorry?"
Aerlin	"Hmm?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"sorry I just...feel like I needed to talk to someone about this" "But I have...a third eye I think" Rochelle Gwerm taps her forehead
Rochelle Gwerm	"I feel it open, sometimes" "I'm preeety sure my mom didn't have three eyes" "So I must have gotten them from..." "err...sorry" "Its a dump question" "Dumb, I mean"
Aravashnial	"Well, that is very strange, indeed. As far as I'm aware, there's no such thing as a three-eyed giant."
Navaya	"yeah I HAVE BEEN meaning to talk to you about that"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Wait, you knew?"
Navaya	"happens every time you rage"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Why didn't you say something, pixie?"
Navaya	"honestly I just assumed it was a stone giant thing!"
Red Redford	"It's kinda obvious, honestly."
Aerlin	"I...have completely missed this, I must admit." G'hesh Nhot comes over after hearing talking about changes
Rochelle Gwerm	"I didn't know, I can't see my own face!" Aravashnial turns into his tent for a second and comes out with a book, mumbling while flipping through it.
Navaya	(how do you not notice when your field of vision suddently changes)
Rochelle Gwerm	(rage)
G'hesh Nhot	rage
Navaya	(aight)
Aravashnial	"Yes, as I expected."
Rochelle Gwerm	"You...got something?" Aravashnial holds up a big book labelled "The Idiot's Guide to Giant's".
Rochelle Gwerm	wooow
G'hesh Nhot	shade
Rochelle Gwerm	throwin SHADE here, man Navaya collapses in laughter
Rochelle Gwerm	"..." "I can read, you know"
Aravashnial	"Elementary tome for wizarding schools, part of the usual Dangerous Beasts curriculum."
Aerlin	"What a condescending book..."
Navaya	oh nooo
Aravashnial	"Rude, yes, but informative."
Navaya	dangerous beasts
G'hesh Nhot	am i in it?
Rochelle Gwerm	you are not a giant, ghest
Aravashnial	"I thought I recalled something, so I decided to look it up, and I was correct."
Navaya	if not now you will be
Aerlin	There's a whole chapter on G'hesh's.
Rochelle Gwerm	did you see our talk about getting Form of Dragon?
Aerlin	Beward. beware..
Rochelle Gwerm	Ghesh might be able to turn into an actual dragon
Navaya	beward is a new spell
G'hesh Nhot	yep
Aravashnial	"Mutations in giants are very rare outside of certain parts of Golarion, and are unheard of in the Inner Sea regions." "Especially something as drastic as a third eye."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Okay...so...I'm mutant???"
Aravashnial	"No, I don't believe that to be the case." "My guess would be that you aren't part-giant at all."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Eh?" "What else could I be?"
Aravashnial	"Oh, that is the question of the day now, isn't it! That is a significantly more tricky question, as there are many kinds of humanoids with three eyes."
Rochelle Gwerm	you guys see Rochelle's face more often her eyes become like rubies while she's enraged that might help Vash figure it out "How many of them are made of rock?"
Navaya	"her eyes do all turn red when the third one opens, shoulda said" Rochelle Gwerm kinda just looks at navaya
Aravashnial	"Rock, humanoid, three eyes..."
Rochelle Gwerm	"How long has this been going on??" Aravashnial ducks back into the tent.
Aerlin	Aerlin has a think as well. What would I roll for that...
Drufle (GM)	Uh, try Nature? Or Religion. For extraplanar monsters.
Aerlin	Okay I got a nat 20.
Rochelle Gwerm	welp
Aerlin	+9
Drufle (GM)	Uh huh.
Aerlin	I think Vash knows the answer anyway.
Drufle (GM)	Is that so. Actually, I was going to have him not find it yet.
Rochelle Gwerm	well then
Drufle (GM)	Not that it matters, because Aerlin clearly knows.
Navaya	"it's happened for as long as we've known you, Roch" Rochelle Gwerm is kinda speachless
Navaya	"even before the wardstone"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hrrrr....this could've been going on for ages then..."
Navaya	"do you remember, like, not having it?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Uhhh" "The first time I raged was..." "A long time ago." Navaya flies up to her head height
Aerlin	You're a Tien from Dragon Ball. That guy.
Rochelle Gwerm	pffft
Navaya	"see it's closed now, but it forms a kind of lump, here"
(From Drufle (GM))	Considering the three eyes, the stony demeanor, and the requisite large size, this sounds an awful lot like it might not be a stone giant, but an Earth Yai Oni. They are brutish, monstrous creatures that are basically physical spirits that take the forms of monstrous elemental giants.
Navaya	"you remember having that at all?" Navaya rubs the eye area
Rochelle Gwerm	"Umm...I think so"
Aerlin	Aerlin, deep in thought, suddenly snaps her eyes open.
Rochelle Gwerm	"its kinda just been normal for me"
Navaya	"ok good so it's not like, a tumour"
Aerlin	"I know."
Rochelle Gwerm	ominous Rochelle Gwerm turns towards Aerlin
Aerlin	"Ever heard of an Earth Yai Oni?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Uhhh...no?" "What is that?" Aravashnial returns from the tent, having heard Aerlin's comment.
Aerlin	"They're monsters that resemble elemental giants." "Three eyes, rocky, large."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Huh...monster eh?" "...that explains a lot..."
Aerlin	"What do you think, Vash?"
Aravashnial	"Of course! The Oni! How could I not have guessed that!" "It makes perfect sense! The hidden third eyes, the stony skin, the furious nigh-uncontrollable demolitionist rage..." Rochelle Gwerm is just kinda quiet
Aerlin	"That sounds just like my friend, Rochelle."
Aravashnial	"An excellent theory, Aerlin! Brava, indeed."
G'hesh Nhot	human, you seem to know so much about everything. i do not know how i existed or if i even have kin. but i do know i could not speak many words, and i could not produce fire from my mouth. what and or who am I? and how did i suddenly learn how to speak so well? how did i manage to scare a demon?
Navaya	he's even the kind of person who uses "brava" oh my god ghesh that is so many words
Rochelle Gwerm	Ghesh wants answers now
Drufle (GM)	That is indeed quite a few words. G'hesh Nhot is pleased
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle is too deep in thought right now, unfortunately
G'hesh Nhot	its been typed for a while Aravashnial blinks a bit.
Rochelle Gwerm	this is Ghesh's turn
Aravashnial	"I'm, er, not a human."
Rochelle Gwerm	pfft Ghesh can't tell the difference, Vash, its okay.
Navaya	whoops
G'hesh Nhot	didn't know lol
Rochelle Gwerm	just roll with it
G'hesh Nhot	already am
Navaya	"All humanoids look the same when you're scaly and have a muzzle, I guess..."
Aravashnial	"Well, I imagine you must have gained substantial power from the Wardstone, like the others. I admit, your clearly draconic heritage is curious indeed, considering that, well, I'm not really sure how to place you." G'hesh Nhot looks at navaya
Aravashnial	"Too small for a true dragon, too large for a kobold, you don't have the wings to be a wyvaran..."
Aerlin	I just assumed she was an Argonian...
Rochelle Gwerm	one of greatly mixed heritage, perhaps? said no one, since Rochelle is thinking right now
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Aravashnial	"My personal guess would be that you seem to be some sort of highly-empowered kobold, or perhaps even a fabled hybrid..."
G'hesh Nhot	don't know where to place, no books?
Aerlin	"How much of your past do you recall, Nhot?"
G'hesh Nhot	fighting, drinking and sleeping
Aerlin	"Your childhood?"
G'hesh Nhot	it all changed after the glowing bird i don't think i ever ws a child. ive always been fighting
Aravashnial	"Hm... sounds like a kobold to me."
G'hesh Nhot	i don't even know if i have family Aravashnial ducks into the tent yet again to search for books.
Aerlin	"I am good with memories. Perhaps we should work on yours."
Rochelle Gwerm	get this man a copy of D&D
G'hesh Nhot	i would like that
Aravashnial	"Yes, here, this could be it..." G'hesh Nhot looks on
Aerlin	How many books are in that tent.
Rochelle Gwerm	all of them Aravashnial comes out with a suspiciously thin book bound in multi-colored scales. G'hesh Nhot has a pleading look in her eyes
G'hesh Nhot	small book
Aravashnial	"I thought I had lost this, but I found it in the end. It's an old treatise on kobold heritage, and their descending from dragons."
G'hesh Nhot	dragons! G'hesh Nhot zones out for a second
Aravashnial	"It makes mention of incredibly rare occasions where a dragon would deem a kobold worthy of their company, and through transmutations these rare occurrences could even more rarely lead to offspring."
G'hesh Nhot	so I'm not a freak?
Aravashnial	"The kobolds hail such offspring as the Hybrids, a bipedal race that would lead the scalykind to a better future, as they have the true blood of dragons in them." G'hesh Nhot looks a little releaved
G'hesh Nhot	but are dragons not hunted by humans
Navaya	"depends on the color. and I just realised how bad that sounded" G'hesh Nhot suddenly goes alert again
Aravashnial	"Such theories are generally looked down upon by the dragons of Good, as kobolds are nasty little monsters that rarely contribute anything helpful to the world, and chromatic dragons revile them as well as impurities in their bloodlines."
Navaya	"man your books are speciesist as heck"
Aerlin	"Sounds pretty biased of them."
Rochelle Gwerm	"That's how the world works..."
Aravashnial	"Most wizards are, er, not the most.. charismatic."
G'hesh Nhot	so that may explain why i cannot just do good, i have these urges to just go do stuff......
Navaya	"Gen'rlly speaking, true Dragons have like, fixed energies. Metallic ones are good, and chromatic ones are evil."
Aravashnial	"I cannot tell you much else, miss, as the existence of the Hybrids is merely a theory, and there's no real evidence of what they could possibly do."
G'hesh Nhot	but if i am neither dragon or kobold, where will i be fully excepted Aravashnial nods at Navaya.
Navaya	"so it comes down to whether you think yer copper-coloured or red-coloured"
G'hesh Nhot	what is fire, i have a thing about fire
Aravashnial	"Well, you've been 'chosen' by Iomedae, apparently, so maybe the Gods believe you to be a force for good after all."
Navaya	"yer lucky being a hybrid or whatever. true dragon's don't really have free will, in a sense." "so enjoy yourself!" G'hesh Nhot starts checking her scales
Aravashnial	"If you are indeed a Hybrid, and you pioneer the crusade against the demons, imagine what the kobolds of the world would do."
G'hesh Nhot	are these copper?
Aravashnial	"You might turn entire clans to your side."
G'hesh Nhot	clans?
Aerlin	"I will say, Nhot, that you are the master of your own mind. Your purpose and belonging in this world is yours to define, not anyone else's."
Drufle (GM)	Copper dragons are acid, you nuts.
Navaya	"yeah that'd be a grand ol time! unite the kobold clans of the entire continent in a fight against demonkind!"
G'hesh Nhot	but my mind has only recently come to me
Drufle (GM)	Gold and Brass are fire.
Aerlin	"We shall solve that puzzle, as well, then."
Navaya	@Drufle I don't know everything about dragons!
Drufle (GM)	:P
G'hesh Nhot	I'm trying to find a red metallic colour
Rochelle Gwerm	copper or brass are the closest in color to red
G'hesh Nhot	copper was closest, though there is rose gold
Rochelle Gwerm	I mean theres always the esoteric and alien dragons did anyone consider them?
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez.
Navaya	no because they're weird aliens
G'hesh Nhot	alien? what race are they
Drufle (GM)	Most of them don't have fire breaths anyway.
Rochelle Gwerm	there's like, Time Dragons, Void Dragons...
Navaya	some of them have breaths of piercing damage don't ask me how THAT works
Rochelle Gwerm	Fairy Dragons, Jungle Dragons hundreds of needles, Navay
Drufle (GM)	You could be a primal magma dragon.
Rochelle Gwerm	hundreds
Drufle (GM)	They're CN and have messy fire breaths.
Rochelle Gwerm	oooh, that sounds interesting
Navaya	and the bludgeoning breath?
Rochelle Gwerm	hey, CN too rocks, Navaya nothing by rocks
Aerlin	blarf
Rochelle Gwerm	this isn't that hard
G'hesh Nhot	i like the sound of that.. arnt the primal ones cn aswell
Navaya	he liuterally just said that
G'hesh Nhot	lag
Rochelle Gwerm	its alright, just roll roll with it
Navaya	oki
Aerlin	Roll!
Rochelle Gwerm	primal magma dragon is a cool name
Aerlin	rolling 1d20( 1 ) = 1
Drufle (GM)	pffft
Rochelle Gwerm	ahahahahaha!
G'hesh Nhot	woops
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin collapses in fatigue.
Aerlin	Too many personal story developments! It's...overwhelming!
G'hesh Nhot	how do i find out what dragon or kobold i am?
Navaya	"yipe! time to hit the hay, methinks"
G'hesh Nhot	this is soo much to take in
Drufle (GM)	Considering that what you "are" is basically a myth to most of the world, we're going to have to find better sources.
Navaya	questions for later
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 1d20( 11 ) = 11 there's a dice I got 10 more score Rochelle Gwerm puts a faux smile on her face
Drufle (GM)	Vash doesn't have literally everything in that tent.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20( 8 ) = 8
Aerlin	You know he's pushing that though. He's not far off.
Drufle (GM)	He's really trying.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Thank you everyone, for helping me figure this out"
Navaya	time to raid the libraries of heaven and hell
G'hesh Nhot	np. come join me, we can be monsters together Rochelle Gwerm wanders off back to her tent
Drufle (GM)	And there you go, a solid 45 minutes of rp. G'hesh Nhot curls up near a fire
Rochelle Gwerm	hooooo boy that was productive moreso than expected
Drufle (GM)	With that we're gonna call it for tonight.
Rochelle Gwerm	Aerlin nailed it on the head
G'hesh Nhot	yep. well we just about know we are mythic now aswell
Drufle (GM)	Next time, the last stop before Drezen!
Aerlin	we didn't even touch on daha's drinking problem, though
Rochelle Gwerm	so not only do we have 2 unpublished 3rd party races we have 3 unpublished 3rd party races
Drufle (GM)	Well, I mean, Navaya's a pixie. That's not really hard to work out.
Rochelle Gwerm	and only two official ones
Drufle (GM)	Half-giant is a published 3rd party race!
G'hesh Nhot	yep lol
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm not a half giant!
Aerlin	A weasel intervention is needed.
Drufle (GM)	Oh. True.
Rochelle Gwerm	half oni
Aerlin	And it's going to take 4 hours.
Rochelle Gwerm	where were you these last 45 minutes?
Drufle (GM)	Zoning out.
Aerlin	Look forward to session 13: the weasel one.
Rochelle Gwerm	the Vash took over
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Drufle (GM)	Alright, I'm heading out.
Rochelle Gwerm	alright
Aerlin	Night!
G'hesh Nhot	where?
Drufle (GM)	Bed.
Rochelle Gwerm	G'night everyone
Aerlin	Love that place.