Drufle (GM)	Right, uh, I think this is session 13. The luckiest number.
Horanoven A.	our lucky number
Aerlin	Don't worry everyone, I don't believe in numbers.
Drufle (GM)	I'm pretty sure your lucky number is 20.
Horanoven A.	mine??? that'd be sam
Drufle (GM)	Well, the party in general.
Samantha Rose H.	mine is 19 or 20 G'hesh Nhot : Longsword (1H) Longsword (1H) 30 vs AC Damage 11 Tail Slap (Razored) 13 vs AC Damage 13 Type: S
Drufle (GM)	Right, so last time we finished cleaning up that chapel of Red's technical chief deity.
Horanoven A.	good start I got to eat dinner during that
Samantha Rose H.	im trying no cheet sheet
Drufle (GM)	Godspeed. Your macros may not be up to date, however.
Samantha Rose H.	mainly because ive misplaced it
Drufle (GM)	So be cautious of that. Oh dear. Alright, should we do a bit of chatting for now?
Horanoven A.	sure didn't Streak want to investigate Rochelle and Horgus?
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin can do whatever she feels like.
Aerlin	I'm practicing Primal Magic in a relatively clear area, and have been as we travel.
Drufle (GM)	Oh good.
Aerlin	Someone should talk to Horgus though.
Horanoven A.	should we test that a few times to see what happens?
Drufle (GM)	He can only use primal magic twice a day.
Aerlin	I have gotten quite proficient with it.
Drufle (GM)	Boy, you sure have.
Aerlin	As long as I don't push myself.
Navaya	what do I want to talk to him about
Aerlin	Why's he here
Navaya	oh right
Rochelle Gwerm	a good place to start
Aerlin	I have my own speculation of course, I am quite curious.
Rochelle Gwerm	you two are magic, discuss it with each other
Navaya	"Yo Horgus, Why'd ya come with us? I thought you were all up in stayin home. " Horgus Gwerm staggers a bit at Navaya shouting at him from across the camp.
Drufle (GM)	I mean really, he's all the way over there. Sittin' in a corner by himself.
Samantha Rose H.	ive found it
Navaya	it was an ear-piercing scream then ' 3'
Aerlin	I cast Haste so she can walk over to him faster. I'm helping. Well, I would, except I'm out of range. If only I had a spell to help with that.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'd help by 3/4 of my spells are personal range only
Navaya	tthere I am
Aerlin	The situation is hopeless. We...we must give up.
Navaya	now he can whisper in my ear
G'hesh Nhot	can i help
Aerlin	You can join the conversation!
Horgus Gwerm	"Oh, er, hello. I've just been doing logistical work, not much else I'm capable of here."
Rochelle Gwerm	do you want Rochelle with you?
G'hesh Nhot	what conversation, ive had my face in a box
Horgus Gwerm	"And to answer your question, I'm here because you asked me to. Well, you asked all of us, really."
Rochelle Gwerm	a common problem
Navaya	what's a sense motive check now
G'hesh Nhot	i found my cheat sheet
Drufle (GM)	Perception. Navaya:
Navaya	Perception Check11
G'hesh Nhot	rolling d20+1( 1 )+1 = 2 nope
Rochelle Gwerm	well good effort
Drufle (GM)	There is not a hint of falsehood in a syllable he's been saying.
Aerlin	Hard to see when you're in a box.
G'hesh Nhot	i see a rock
Drufle (GM)	He is 100% truthful all the time.
Navaya	"ah, okay. Well keep on keepin' on!" Navaya moves to Aerlin Horgus Gwerm nods and picks up a notepad.
Navaya	"he seems fine." i like how far away you are like
Aerlin	Aerlin casts a spell, and a stone barrier erupts from the ground.
Navaya	you're spying on him with an eyeglass "wha?!"
Aerlin	"Oh, hello, Navaya." The barrier crumbles. "Just practicing."
Rochelle Gwerm	oi, quit making rocks, that's my job
Navaya	"just.. be careful where you aim yerself"
Aerlin	"Worry not, I have placed myself out of the way here."
G'hesh Nhot	when do we regen mythic points
Navaya	after a full rest so we be fine
Aerlin	"Although, somewhere even more secluded would be nice. I could attempt to push my limits a bit more."
G'hesh Nhot	so 5 again?
Aerlin	"Too bad we're in Demon territory."
Navaya	"yeah moving away from camp at all would be askin for trouble"
Aerlin	"How are your own powers developing?"
Drufle (GM)	5, yes.
G'hesh Nhot	thanks
Navaya	"Well I... don't practice the way you do I suppose" "most of my mornings is takin up with buttin' heads with Daha to get my spells"
G'hesh Nhot	i wanna practice, but everything breaks
Navaya	"not that I mean we fight alot by that!" "just that we literally need to butt heads"
Aerlin	"Ah, the ol' familiar. I remember mine, long ago." "He was a toad."
G'hesh Nhot	toads are good
Navaya	"...I don't know what that is"
Aerlin	"I guess it's...like a frog?"
Navaya	"frog?"
G'hesh Nhot	tasty things
Aerlin	"Hmm. I'm sure Vash would have a book."
Navaya	"dun't sound like it, with that name"
Aerlin	"But in any case, I wonder how he's doing, now."
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle is actually with Vash right now she's reading books, trying to find stuff on Oni well, what she can read anyways
Navaya	(does anyone want to know why navi doesn't know what frogs are)
Rochelle Gwerm	cold biome
G'hesh Nhot	because they are not in her realm?
Aerlin	"I must say, it's quite odd that you don't know what a frog is."
G'hesh Nhot	()
Navaya	"well where do they live? they a volcano creature or something?"
Aerlin	"Swamps, mostly?" Aravashnial is never not reading.
Navaya	"OHHHH"
Aerlin	"Then again, there may be some form of volcanic frog out there."
Navaya	"yeah we won't have anythin like that anymore. Irrisen is locked in magical winter, you know"
Rochelle Gwerm	frogs live everywhere, as far as I know, with the exceptions of the bitter cold
Navaya	"anythin that lives in water was frozen to death decades ago."
Aerlin	"That would explain your ice affinity, I suppose."
G'hesh Nhot	i can fix that fire fixes ice
Drufle (GM)	I think there's a pretty definite difference between "fixes" and "annihilates".
Navaya	"Sn'ot like I wanted to be icy. I REALLY wanna find a way to get summer back"." "cold ain't good for most pixies."
G'hesh Nhot	BIG fire
Aerlin	"I imagine Daha would appreciate it as well."
Rochelle Gwerm	excessive fire unlimited fire required
G'hesh Nhot	i can do that..........
Navaya	"Yeah. he's in his winter coat but he's still so tiny"
Aerlin	Aerlin goes for the petting.
G'hesh Nhot	how much is unlimited
Drufle (GM)	More than 5. Navaya hugs Daha making embarassing pet-owner noises
Rochelle Gwerm	more than limited
Aerlin	rolling 1d20( 13 ) = 13 PET
Daha aṭē	<>
G'hesh Nhot	how many is limited
Rochelle Gwerm	less than unlimited
Drufle (GM)	There is a handle animal skill, you know.
Daha aṭē	god I can't do any syntax _please. we're in company_ aughhhh
Aerlin	"We will have to investigate the winter that plagues your home sometime."
Rochelle Gwerm	italics are * G'hesh Nhot is confused by limited and unlimited
Rochelle Gwerm	[don't remember what bold is]
Aerlin	"What do you know about it, so far?"
Daha aṭē	please. we're in company. this is mortifying
Navaya	"Aw shoosh!"
Rochelle Gwerm	Ghesh get back on your side of the fourth wall
Aerlin	Aww.
Rochelle Gwerm	..test.. hmmm boldness eludes me
Navaya	"well I know that that bitch witch queen moved in before I was born" "turned the whole place into her own life-size snowglobe" "not much else. we had to focus on surviving"
G'hesh Nhot	i kill bitch
Navaya	"Yer prolly the best equipped for the job, lady"
Aerlin	"My, that's terrible. I'm sorry to hear it."
Drufle (GM)	This is how you bold. Double asterisks.
G'hesh Nhot	what breed is a bitch
Rochelle Gwerm	HOW CONFUSING
Aerlin	"This white witch still lives?"
Drufle (GM)	Triple asterisks gives you italic bold.
Rochelle Gwerm	doberman, Ghesh
Drufle (GM)	maximum intensity
G'hesh Nhot	whats the ac of a doberman
Navaya	"Well she ain't around anymore, as far as I know. she has a bunch of kids do the rulin'"
Rochelle Gwerm	between 10 and 50
G'hesh Nhot	then were good
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, the current ice queen is, uh, not around.
Aerlin	"Give it time. You'll become stronger than them, I'm sure. Then you can do what you like."
Drufle (GM)	She's busy.
G'hesh Nhot	is doberman demonic
Rochelle Gwerm	no
Navaya	"I'd better!"
Rochelle Gwerm	they also get slashing resistance and fire resistance
Drufle (GM)	What kind of dogs do you know with sword-proof hides?
G'hesh Nhot	thats ok. i still kill it
Rochelle Gwerm	there are a few
Aerlin	"Upsetting the balance of nature is something of a pet peeve of mine, so I might even join you."
Rochelle Gwerm	Doberman is just the most notable
Drufle (GM)	In the meantime, some of the other NPCs are going to idly chat about.
G'hesh Nhot	so were after a doberman bitch who likes winter. sounds fun
Drufle (GM)	While the caster twins plot to overthrow a major government, apparently.
Rochelle Gwerm	seems normal to me
G'hesh Nhot	unless its ours i wanna listen
Navaya	"I'd love it if you did, sis!" (to Aerlin)
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 5 )+1 = 6
Drufle (GM)	G'hesh has no ears.
Rochelle Gwerm	screw that nonsense, Rochelle is gonna read more
Navaya	ghesh has to put her jaw to the ground to hear anything
Rochelle Gwerm	Vash, what does this book say, its not in common
Drufle (GM)	This incredibly bombastic music keeps distracting her.
Navaya	it's why we can't stop her from runnin a head and procing fights
Drufle (GM)	I imagine most of Vash's books aren't in Common. Not particularly necessary when you can just cast comprehend languages.
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle asks this question a lot then
G'hesh Nhot	im going to9 go to the two casters instead
Aerlin	Aerlin Force Punches a rock over the horizon.
G'hesh Nhot	where are they
Aerlin	"Nice."
Rochelle Gwerm	shouruken? Horgus Gwerm is chatting with Nurah about supplies and future dangers to plan for.
Drufle (GM)	Oh whoops. He's still using his old pog there.
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm
Aerlin	We'll fix it in post! Navaya rates the rock shot at 9/10
Rochelle Gwerm	we'll do some quick CG
Drufle (GM)	Fixed it.
Navaya	"minus one point for not bonking a monster on the head" Anevia Tirablade is talking to Irabeth, Aron, and Sosiel about army strategy and scouting missions.
Aerlin	"Quite the mythical performance, in any case." Aravashnial is still just reading.
Rochelle Gwerm	well then I feel like you want us to join one of these convos? is that right?
Drufle (GM)	I don't really care either way.
Aerlin	They all sound very boring.
Drufle (GM)	I'm just stating that these people are doing things that aren't just standing around doing nothing.
Rochelle Gwerm	I can't think of a reason for Rochelle to join one
Aerlin	Let's talk about taxes.
Drufle (GM)	Taxes are very exciting.
Rochelle Gwerm	augh Rochelle never pays taxes
Drufle (GM)	All those taxes we're paying by not being a citizen of any city right now.
Aerlin	I like to imagine that since Golurk isnt here, Red is t-posing in the corner.
Drufle (GM)	Red is constantly just standing alert. Navaya:
Navaya	Religion Check21
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1 d20+111 = 1
Navaya	"Hey Guys! been readin up on that demon we fought before"
Aerlin	Campaign ending: Rochelle is arrested for tax fraud.
Drufle (GM)	Try that one again, Nhot.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+11( 11 )+11 = 22
Drufle (GM)	Pfffft.
Navaya	"Nabasus evolve into these real nasty pieces of work called Vrolikai" "they can conjure what the book here calles "crystallized shadows" and mold them into weapons and stuff" "PLUS they can still turn you into a ghoul by lookin' at you funny"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Sounds like a cool ability"
Navaya	"so if we see any around here, just run, ok?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Nah, Imma punch it" "That seems like the logical choice"
Navaya	"ah well, if you wanna throw your life away"
Drufle (GM)	Don't mess with Vrolikai, they're like the second most dangerous kind of demon in existence.
Navaya	"this bestiary ranks the monsters it has info on, a "challenge rating", if you will" G'hesh Nhot roars with such ferocity the very ground shakes
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle doesn't know that :P "Challenge Rating?"
Drufle (GM)	G'hesh is very shouty today.
G'hesh Nhot	TIME FOR WAR
Rochelle Gwerm	"Is this like AC?"
Navaya	"nabasus are ranked at 9. Vroikai at nineteen." "somethin similar, yeah"
Aerlin	"I'm feeling like a 6 today."
Navaya	"funny how the scholars of the world like statistics so much."
G'hesh Nhot	and i got a 22 for dassling display so you all noticed
Rochelle Gwerm	"I bet I'm at least a CR 12"
Drufle (GM)	But actually though, let's go ahead and get moving.
Navaya	"yes Ghesh very flashy" Navaya immediately turns back to the book
Aerlin	And then all the soldiers clapped.
Drufle (GM)	I think that's a successful demoralize check on everyone but Red, Navaya, and Aerlin. Well, and Horgus and Nurah.
Navaya	heheheehhe Rochelle Gwerm returns to "reading" this book that's in Celestial for some reason
Drufle (GM)	It only has a 30-foot radius.
Navaya	beyond that you don't show up
Rochelle Gwerm	what's the DC for that?
Navaya	draw distance
Drufle (GM)	It apparently scares the crap out of Vash, Rochelle, Anevia, Aron, Irabeth, and Sosiel. It's 10+your level+ your wis mod. And she got a 22.
G'hesh Nhot	i was getting a little inpatient lol Rochelle Gwerm throws a book at Ghesh
Drufle (GM)	Red's is 23 I think so he's barely fine.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Stop it" G'hesh Nhot bites the book Aravashnial gasps.
Rochelle Gwerm	surprise the book is bound in steel
Drufle (GM)	But actually though, let's go ahead and punch some things.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Don't worry, it was just some junk I found at some ruins" "Its none of yours"
Drufle (GM)	So the army is going to move on from where it was parked under this little chapel, just about another 8 hours down the canyon. G'hesh Nhot spits out the book ner aravashnial
Rochelle Gwerm	onwards to victory
Drufle (GM)	And now that we're only a few miles away from Drezen itself, you start to see something weird ahead.
G'hesh Nhot	i doubt i do Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 8 Rochelle Gwerm : Spellcraft Check 16 Rochelle Gwerm : Athletics Check 9 I'm doing all I can do
Drufle (GM)	Far ahead, it looks like there's a seething, filthy green cloud of a pale vapor.
Aerlin	Gross. Hope it's not poison.
Drufle (GM)	It undulates and wobbles around the entirety of the riverbed ahead of you. Navaya:
Navaya	Perception Check17 wah Rochelle Gwerm picks up a rock from the ground
Drufle (GM)	Alright, that's slightly better. default Red Redford : Perception Check 16
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 7 )+1 = 8
Drufle (GM)	Gosh that is absurd.
Rochelle Gwerm	holy shit red, chill
Drufle (GM)	Crit fails and he gets a 16.
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Aerlin	I got 28
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, oh.
G'hesh Nhot	..........
Rochelle Gwerm	as you do
Aerlin	19+9
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin sees what's coming far before anybody else does.
G'hesh Nhot	is it a rock?
Drufle (GM)	The "cloud" ahead is not actually a gas, but hundreds of tiny insectoid creatures.
Rochelle Gwerm	swarms G'hesh Nhot prepairs fire breath
Aerlin	"Those are insects." Rochelle Gwerm hurls a rock into the swarm
Aerlin	"A swarm of them."
Drufle (GM)	It's hard to tell what kind of insect it is from this far away. My dude, you are very far away from the swarm.
Navaya	"Ugh. bugs. Mosquitoes were the one thing that didn't die off back home."
Rochelle Gwerm	is this Dex or Str?
Navaya	"too many warm bodies"
Aerlin	"See their movement? It's alive, for sure."
Drufle (GM)	When I say "very far away" I mean, like, 1000 feet.
Rochelle Gwerm	and?
G'hesh Nhot	roch is strong
Drufle (GM)	And improvised ranged weapons can most certainly not be thrown that far. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Ranged Attack
Check: 25 something tells me otherwise
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Drufle (GM)	Well, clearly I'm wrong.
Aerlin	"We should probably try to find another path."
Navaya	bahahahahaha
G'hesh Nhot	crit
Drufle (GM)	The rock smacks a bunch of the insects out of the way, and the cloud spreads about for a second before immediately refilling the area.
Rochelle Gwerm	"..." "Yeah its alive" "A little less alive now"
Aravashnial	"The Ahari gorge is the only easy way to get to Drezen, I'm afraid. The only other way would be, er..." Aravashnial looks to the canyon walls.
Navaya	"you know if that had hit literally anything else, it'd be stone dead"
Aravashnial	"To climb up the walls."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Sweet, I'm great at climbing"
G'hesh Nhot	easy for some here.....
Navaya	"well we're defiinitely not getting a whole army in full gear up a cliffside."
Drufle (GM)	You may be great at climbing, but yes. An entire army of heavily-armored paladins are not.
Aerlin	"There must be a way to chase them off, then."
G'hesh Nhot	lets kill the swarm
Rochelle Gwerm	I can't burrow yet
Drufle (GM)	Make a knowledge check! Religion, I think. Or Nature. Navaya:
Navaya	Religion Check23
Aerlin	"I have some wind spells, but I can't conjure something strong enough for that."
Rochelle Gwerm	Turn Vermin? Drufle (GM): default Red Redford : Religion Check 23 +4 Kn. religion, +2 Kn. of demigods
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20-1( 10 )-1 = 9
Rochelle Gwerm	is that a thing?
Aerlin	Ugh.
Drufle (GM)	Rats.
Aerlin	I got a nat 20.
Drufle (GM)	Oh. Good, someone got it.
Aerlin	Can't we roll normally for like, 5 minutes!
Drufle (GM)	Never, apparently. I really gotta catch up with the tracker. You recognize the nasty little insects as something called vescavors.
G'hesh Nhot	edible?
Drufle (GM)	Horrible, abyss-ridden, maddening vermin that can cause people to go insane with their chittering, they rarely show up in swarms this large without a queen in the area.
Rochelle Gwerm	we need to commit regicide then
Drufle (GM)	Vescavor queens generally dwell in large underground complexes.
G'hesh Nhot	to the caves?
Aerlin	Can G'hesh dig? She seems like the type.
Rochelle Gwerm	why would you ask that of Ghesh first before the literal rock lady?
G'hesh Nhot	i8 have 4 claws and a tail... probably
Navaya	"ah well, down we go!"
Aerlin	This is dirt! Not rocks.
Drufle (GM)	You could dig a hole, or you could just hop in that hole over there.
Rochelle Gwerm	I literally get a Burrow speed later
Drufle (GM)	That one, about 100 feet from the swarms.
Navaya	hm
Aerlin	"Oh, that hole! Of course. Thank you, Red."
Rochelle Gwerm	"I am so certain this is going to be a trap" "When do we go in?"
G'hesh Nhot	i didn't see that so unless its pointed out im gonna dig
Aerlin	"G'hesh! Cancel that hole."
G'hesh Nhot	...
Aerlin	"We found a different one." G'hesh Nhot stops digging
Drufle (GM)	I do hope you have some good slow-fall capability, though.
Rochelle Gwerm	uhhh
Drufle (GM)	Looks like about a 40-foot drop to the ground of the cave.
Rochelle Gwerm	I don't get any of that until my later levels
Aerlin	Of course I do.
Navaya	how do we know this
Rochelle Gwerm	Aerlin? Rope?
G'hesh Nhot	can i parkour it
Navaya	how did we get so close to the swarm does it just not notice us?
Aerlin	I can Wild Arcana a Feather Fall on us all.
Drufle (GM)	Small groups of people don't bother the swarm.
Navaya	ok
Aerlin	http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/f/feather-fall
Drufle (GM)	A hundred certainly would. But yeah, Aerlin can just burn an MP to get you all down safe.
Aerlin	Boom. Navaya doesn't need it but I give her it anyway. Navaya starts floating upwards
Navaya	"whoah WHOAH"
Rochelle Gwerm	well this looks familiar
Aerlin	"Flap down!" Rochelle Gwerm grabs hold of Navaya to help
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 4 )+1 = 5
Navaya	"I don't know how to flap DOWN, I- oh thanks!"
Aerlin	This seems like a dungeon, so I'm just gonna go ahead and cast Mage Armor on myself.
G'hesh Nhot	i see not alot
Drufle (GM)	The air in here is warm and pungent, rushing out of the hole you just dropped into. There's a constant, annoying, high-pitched shrill sound coming from the tunnels ahead. The surfaces everywhere are coated in some kind of slimy red resin, giving the area the appearance of a creature's insides.
Rochelle Gwerm	I feel like I won't have room for Enlarge Person, so I'll just set up my Earthen Shield
Navaya	"why does this look like the inside of a sea serpent..." Navaya is mildy sickened
Aerlin	"This is very gross."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Seems about right for a demon bug"
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 3 )+1 = 4 Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 19
Aerlin	"Let's make this quick. Proceed with caution, though."
Drufle (GM)	As G'hesh just kinda blindly walks forward, she apparently sees nothing.
Rochelle Gwerm	guess I'll help
Aerlin	I am right behind her.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 8 )+1 = 9
Drufle (GM)	Just, literally nothing.
Aerlin	I rolled 16 Navaya casts dancing lights
Drufle (GM)	You see the occasional vescavor skittering around the tunnels. As you move forward, you only see one or two at a time. Navaya: Navaya : Dancing Lights
Spell Level: Witch (Winter Witch), 0
School: Evocation [light]
Components: V, S
Range: 150 (Medium)
Effects/Target: Up to four lights, all within a 10-ft.-radius area
Duration: 1 minute (D) Concentration: +13 Rolls Caster Level Check +5 =24
Original spell level:Bard 0, Sorcerer/wizard 0
Depending on the version selected, you create up to four lights that resemble lanterns or torches (and cast that amount of light), or up to four glowing spheres of light (which look like will-o'-wisps), or one faintly glowing, vaguely humanoid shape. The dancing lights must stay within a 10-foot-radius area in relation to each other but otherwise move as you desire (no concentration required)	forward or back, up or down, straight or turning corners, or the like. The lights can move up to 100 feet per round. A light winks out if the distance between you and it exceeds the spell's range. You can only have one dancing lights spell active at any one time. If you cast this spell while another casting is still in effect, the previous casting is dispelled. If you make this spell permanent, it does not count against this limit. Dancing lights can be made permanent with a permanency spell.
Rochelle Gwerm	what form does this one take?
Navaya	multiple balls
Drufle (GM)	What do you mean, I forgot the music?
Navaya	so we each have one
Rochelle Gwerm	oh
Aerlin	Ah, flesh caves music.
Rochelle Gwerm	music
Navaya	except ghesh because she won't stick with the party
G'hesh Nhot	ime looking before i leap
Aerlin	If you're entering a room say so! Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 15
Drufle (GM)	As you move forward, there's only a few vescavors; but as you move from room to room, they start getting more and more numerous.
Aerlin	Then we know how to follow.
Rochelle Gwerm	we're missing a few rooms
Aerlin	"We must be approaching the queen."
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 14 )+1 = 15
Aerlin	"We should think here. The queen's room will be filled with these things."
G'hesh Nhot	ahh
Drufle (GM)	As you enter this room in front of you, they start becoming very numerous.
Aerlin	"Strong as you may all be, you can't squish that many bugs."
G'hesh Nhot	"were getting closer"
Drufle (GM)	They all kinda skitter along the walls, sometimes stopping to stare at the party.
Navaya	"we should just explore a bi-ugh"
Rochelle Gwerm	"So...what exactly do these things do?"
G'hesh Nhot	left or right? Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 10
G'hesh Nhot	rolling d2( 2 ) = 2
Drufle (GM)	Very good.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 2 )+1 = 3 nope
Rochelle Gwerm	we need more perception rolls
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d2( 2 ) = 2 rolling 1d20+1 ( 12 )+1 = 13
Aerlin	How dark was this place before we got here? Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 11
G'hesh Nhot	i got a good one there
Rochelle Gwerm	what is down?
Drufle (GM)	There are small holes here and there above you, letting pins of light into the caves.
Aerlin	And are they reacting to our lights in any way, if I can tell?
G'hesh Nhot	ooh you found it
Drufle (GM)	They don't seem to mind the lights.
Aerlin	Hmm, I suppose they were top-side.
Drufle (GM)	In this particular cave, the vescavors are virtually everywhere.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm going to try and learn about this red stuff Rochelle Gwerm : Spellcraft Check 14 the only way I know how
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 3 )+1 = 4
Aerlin	"Wait, a moment."
G'hesh Nhot	nope
Aerlin	Can we see the queen?
G'hesh Nhot	did you say there was alot?
Drufle (GM)	As the two of you enter the cave, all the vescavors on the walls suddenly stop and turn to face you.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Why aren't these things doing anything to us?" "uhh"
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+11( 4 )+11 = 15 dassling display
Drufle (GM)	They're still murmuring with a hideous sound, but they are staring intently. They do not care in the least, clearly.
G'hesh Nhot	damn
Navaya	"guys... try and be quiet"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Do I look like someone who can?"
G'hesh Nhot	i wonder whats on the other side of this room
Aerlin	Cut it out.
Drufle (GM)	They begin to skitter down onto the floor.
Navaya	oh hi
G'hesh Nhot	squishies to the back please Rochelle Gwerm readies her club G'hesh Nhot draws her sword
Rochelle Gwerm	I have an idea as to what weakness these creatures are going to exploit
Navaya	"fire fire fire fire fire fire"
Aerlin	"I can't see this ending well. We must locate that queen."
Drufle (GM)	As you draw your weapons, they burst into a fierce, buzzing roar! G'hesh Nhot roars back
Drufle (GM)	Initiative!
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 7 )+1 = 8 Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Initiative
Check: 6 nothing unusual here
Aerlin	16 Navaya:
Navaya	Initiative
Check: 10.03
Rochelle Gwerm	why do we suck so much at initiative? Drufle (GM): default Red Redford : Initiative
Check: 17.11
G'hesh Nhot	because we are slow
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 3 )+3 = 6 Oh geez. Rochelle, your dex is 8?
Rochelle Gwerm	yes?
Drufle (GM)	They are slightly faster than you, then.
Rochelle Gwerm	bugger
Drufle (GM)	Right, Red is up first.
G'hesh Nhot	non demon?
Drufle (GM)	Time to play with horrible demon bug swarms. They are chaotic evil outsiders, so they do count as demons for that sword.
G'hesh Nhot	oh good. demons
Drufle (GM)	Do you guys want to know a little bit about how swarms work before we start? It will substantially affect your plans, I'm sure.
Rochelle Gwerm	they take half damage from non-AOE effects G'hesh Nhot sword starts to sing hapily
Aerlin	Guys, try stay somewhat close to each other, if you can.
Drufle (GM)	Gosh, what on earth is this weird music.
Rochelle Gwerm	you chose it
Navaya	i know what im doin
Drufle (GM)	And Rochelle, that's only somewhat correct.
G'hesh Nhot	should have gone pokemon
Rochelle Gwerm	zubat fight
Drufle (GM)	Swarms made of tiny creatures take half damage from non-aoe effects. Swarms made of dim or fine creatures are wholly immune to weapon damage and single-target spells.
Rochelle Gwerm	how big are these things?
Drufle (GM)	Dimunitive.
Rochelle Gwerm	well I can't do shit here guys
G'hesh Nhot	i can
Rochelle Gwerm	well I mean I have one thing but its literally one-use
Navaya	and you had the lowest init too bra-vo
Rochelle Gwerm	I don't get my bloodline spells until level 8!
Drufle (GM)	They cannot be tripped, grappled, they are immune to all weapon damage, poison, and have electricity/fire resistance. And some SR to boot.
Rochelle Gwerm	I am a sitting duck
Drufle (GM)	I have no idea what to do with Red. His summons can't do anything, so, uh, spell time...
Rochelle Gwerm	my swarm defense abilities come later
G'hesh Nhot	so ill see you guys later then no sword or fire = no attacks
Rochelle Gwerm	I have Stone Call
Drufle (GM)	Your fire breath does, what, 2d6?
Rochelle Gwerm	but I can only do that once per day
Drufle (GM)	You can technically do 2 damage to them if you roll very well.
G'hesh Nhot	yes, but they resist fire
Drufle (GM)	But yeah, swarms are a very hard counter to melee classes.
Navaya	"looks like it's you and me, Aerlin..."
G'hesh Nhot	i suppose i have 1 option Navaya cracks her knuckles
Drufle (GM)	They are not, however, immune to mind-affecting effects. Since they have a hive mind.
Navaya	tiny pok oh
Aerlin	Aerlin has her eyes closed, in deep thought for a brief moment.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh, okay
Aerlin	"Righto."
Drufle (GM)	Gosh, uh, Confess? Red doesn't have a lot of damage spells.
G'hesh Nhot	so dazzling display it is then
Drufle (GM)	His best one is fire-based.
Rochelle Gwerm	god damn it where is my scorching hands! corroding hands or whatever
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait, Confess is single-target.
Rochelle Gwerm	summon an animal with an AoE effect
Drufle (GM)	Do I even have one of those...
Rochelle Gwerm	these usually give him everything right? he's just picked Eagles and Earth Golems so far
G'hesh Nhot	water elementals soak them in water
Navaya	at least send something out as a distraction!
Rochelle Gwerm	he's looking at options summoners get a lot
Drufle (GM)	There's so many. How about gravity elementals?
Navaya	uhh
Aerlin	Sounds fun.
Rochelle Gwerm	well okay?? go for it
G'hesh Nhot	why not
Drufle (GM)	They can cover things and pound them with a gravitational field. They'll be this thing.
Rochelle Gwerm	some elementals there
Drufle (GM)	rolling d3+2( 1 )+2 = 3 3, alright.
Rochelle Gwerm	he has a +2 mod to that wtf
Drufle (GM)	He sure does! It's absurd. Alright, crushing fields! rolling d20+7 ( 6 )+7 = 13 rolling d20+7 ( 5 )+7 = 12 rolling d20+7 ( 1 )+7 = 8
Rochelle Gwerm	"Those are some weird looking things. Are those your's Red?" those are terrible rolls
Navaya	are they meant to look like flying lizards or is this just what you could grab
Drufle (GM)	Those are three failures to half damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	this is a good start
Drufle (GM)	Shockingly, there aren't a lot of pictures out there for "gravity elemental".
Navaya	don't sass me ' 3'
Drufle (GM)	Or at least no good ones in the roll20 library. rolling 2d4 ( 2 + 2 ) = 4 Alright, they all take 4 damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	there are some really cool ones on google
Drufle (GM)	And that will be Red's turn. So, Aerlin!
Aerlin	So many choices.
Rochelle Gwerm	http://68.media.tumblr.com/654690045837ca04aeeac2b5daa7d9e6/tumblr_nur66eCuF41rsz7dfo1_1280.jpg
Navaya	colossal-scale
Aerlin	I will cast Magic Circle vs. Chaos on myself.
Rochelle Gwerm	http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu24/ruderformssurvive/gravityelemental_zps7a37fe43.png
Aerlin	Protection is 10ft around me, so stick together if you want that.
Rochelle Gwerm	hmm, okay that link doesn't work
Aerlin	I'll stand here.
Rochelle Gwerm	I wish I had more spell slots I need way more CHA, clearly
Aerlin	Any sorta knowledge rolls I could do?
Drufle (GM)	You could do Religion to figure out some of their special attacks. I kinda already told you all their defenses.
Aerlin	Well, okay then.
Rochelle Gwerm	ohohoho look at these elementals they're so cool
Aerlin	I got 33.
Drufle (GM)	Uh huh. Right then.
Aerlin	17+16 if you're curious
Drufle (GM)	First off, being within 15 feet of a vescavor swarm is dangerous, as their constant gibbering can confuse you if you aren't careful.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh shit
Drufle (GM)	Their bites are incredibly dangerous, and can severely damage equipment if they get on you.
Rochelle Gwerm	I am far enough away, for now
Drufle (GM)	And their venom is maddening, literally, in the sense that if they bite you for too long you literally gain a madness.
G'hesh Nhot	oh great
Rochelle Gwerm	so this is a really bad fight for us
G'hesh Nhot	see ya sword and armour
Drufle (GM)	So you're just protecting your buddies from chaos, yes Aerlin?
Rochelle Gwerm	madness is chaos, right?
Aerlin	Yeah, the elementals too. Some of them.
Drufle (GM)	They're chaotic evil outsiders. I was telling the truth about G'hesh's sword's ability working on them.
Aerlin	They're super edgy.
Drufle (GM)	If her sword was capable of damaging them at all.
Rochelle Gwerm	if they eat my club I will literally murder this cave
G'hesh Nhot	i was thinking them damaging mine
Drufle (GM)	I don't think they can eat magic items...
Rochelle Gwerm	what about Cold Iron?
Drufle (GM)	Ok, they can eat magic items, but the item gets a save to resist it.
Aerlin	Anyway, my turn is over.
G'hesh Nhot	so my shield would be their only target for damaging armour?
Rochelle Gwerm	well I'm leaving
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, Navaya's up!
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm not losing my club to these things
Navaya	there Navaya : Frost Fall
Spell Level: Witch (Winter Witch), 2
School: Evocation (cold)
Components: V, S
Range: 35 (Close)
Effects/Target: 5-foot radius burst
Duration: 1 round/2 levels
Spell Resistance: Yes
Save: Fortitude partial DC: 18 Concentration: +13 Rolls Caster Level Check =20 The area of this spell is covered in chilling frost, dealing 2d6 points of cold damage to all creatures within it. Creatures that the spell initially damages must succeed at a Fortitude save or become staggered for 1 round. The area remains chilled for the spell's duration. Any creature that starts your turn within the spell's area takes 1d6 points of cold damage (Fortitude saving throw for half) but does not become staggered even on a failed saving throw.
G'hesh Nhot	im not a fan of loosing an anti demon sword to these
Rochelle Gwerm	um
Drufle (GM)	Is this just hitting the upper right swarm?
Rochelle Gwerm	well its aoe
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, ok.
Rochelle Gwerm	also don't want to hit the elementals
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7( 3 )+7 = 10 They fail that fort save.
Navaya	yeah the elementals are in tygh the way rolling 2d6 ( 2 + 3 ) = 5
Drufle (GM)	The effect is a 5-foot burst, you can easily miss them.
Navaya	I can'y hit two at once, is what I mean
Drufle (GM)	Alright, the swarm is staggered for a round.
Navaya	well I can't anyway, considering the spacing "man, a demon that doesn't resist cold! it's like my birthday!"
Drufle (GM)	Next is G'hesh.
G'hesh Nhot	Dazzling display
Rochelle Gwerm	they arn't mindless, yo- yeah that
G'hesh Nhot	its the best i have i think
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+11( 16 )+11 = 27
Drufle (GM)	That is most certainly a hit on all of them.
G'hesh Nhot	it hits them all
Drufle (GM)	So they are shaken for... 3 rounds.
Rochelle Gwerm	the tanks have been delegated to crowd control
Drufle (GM)	And would be flat-footed against G'hesh's attacks if that was helpful here.
G'hesh Nhot	and they are now flat footed to everyone
Drufle (GM)	Oh right. Mythic thingy.
G'hesh Nhot	its my mythic
Rochelle Gwerm	what does that mean for swarms?
Drufle (GM)	Means their AC is much lower.
G'hesh Nhot	splat
Rochelle Gwerm	they just stopped moving? I still can't hit them I'm surprised Blunt attacks don't do anything
Drufle (GM)	They can still move fine, they just lose their dex bonus to AC. Blunt attacks work great on tiny-swarms. For Dim and smaller, there's just too many. Right, swarms!
Navaya	it's like trying to damage custard
Drufle (GM)	So top swarm is really in a pickle, since it can only move or standard. So it's just gonna join the gravity elemental.
Navaya	"get back in the cold zone you ass!"
Drufle (GM)	Which does provoke an aoo... Not that that matters.
Rochelle Gwerm	graviton surge!
G'hesh Nhot	it does
Drufle (GM)	Unfortunately aoo's can only be used for normal weapon attacks.
G'hesh Nhot	can i fire breath an aoo
Drufle (GM)	Nope. In fact, all the swarms are just gonna get right up on these elementals. Somehow.
G'hesh Nhot	and the anti demon sword wont hurt the demons?
Drufle (GM)	Nope. rolling 2d6 ( 5 + 4 ) = 9 All the elementals immediately take 9 damage.
G'hesh Nhot	i may aswell continue walking till i see the queen
Navaya	probably a good idea tbh
Rochelle Gwerm	wow elementals have a lot of abilities don't they have DR/good? because of Red?
Drufle (GM)	Uhhhh.
Rochelle Gwerm	the earth elementals had it
Drufle (GM)	DR 5/epic.
G'hesh Nhot	and one is in the protect from evil aswell
Drufle (GM)	Protection from evil does nothing against swarm attacks, I believe. It gives you a bonus to AC and saves.
Aerlin	+2 to AC and saves yeah
Drufle (GM)	Swarm attacks ignore both.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay there is literally no way these insects could crawl onto them
Aerlin	Should be handy for any mind effects though.
Rochelle Gwerm	these things are floating black holes their "bodies" are just gravity
Drufle (GM)	Right, everyone but Navaya/Red needs to make a Will save.
Aerlin	Remember, +2.
Drufle (GM)	With a +2, yeah. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Willpower
Save: 13
Save Notes	+2 to Will Saves against insanity and confusion
G'hesh Nhot	against what, incase i get a +
Rochelle Gwerm	well I have a +2 from a medal another +2 from that circle?
Drufle (GM)	It's a mind-affecting compulsion insanity effect. So Rochelle is fine.
Aerlin	I'm at 19 then
Drufle (GM)	She has like a +6 to that save.
G'hesh Nhot	oh good i have that medal, is that a +2?
Aerlin	G'hesh also has that medal, right.
Rochelle Gwerm	god gravity elementals are the coolest things
Aerlin	We all do.
Drufle (GM)	I think everyone has that medal.
G'hesh Nhot	so how many+'s
Drufle (GM)	So just make your will save and add 4.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+4( 19 )+4 = 23
Rochelle Gwerm	they have gravity fields!
Drufle (GM)	Good, nobody gets affected by the gibbering insanity.
Aerlin	Yeah well so do I!
Drufle (GM)	Top of the round, Red!
Aerlin	It's very small, mind you.
Rochelle Gwerm	excuse you
Drufle (GM)	... Hm.
Navaya	i like how you called him out
Rochelle Gwerm	I didn't go
Drufle (GM)	Oh right.
Rochelle Gwerm	rude screw this noise I'm getting away
Drufle (GM)	Sorry, I was looking at all these abilities I have.
Rochelle Gwerm	I don't want to go insane
Drufle (GM)	Is that your turn?
Rochelle Gwerm	uhhh I'm trying to figure out what I can even do here they're already feared
Drufle (GM)	Keep in mind that it is now impossible to aoe the swarms and not the elementals, as they share spaces.
Aerlin	Anything in the bag...?
G'hesh Nhot	stack the fear and they may run away
Rochelle Gwerm	I can't do that
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, intimidate can't stack fear.
Rochelle Gwerm	that requires supernatural power
Drufle (GM)	Only a few spells can do that.
Aerlin	What is a horn of battle clarity anyway
G'hesh Nhot	mine isnt a spell.....
Rochelle Gwerm	I am shocked those bugs didn't just get eaten by the elementals
Drufle (GM)	It's not useful anymore, Aerlin.
Aerlin	Toot the horn you're a bard now
Drufle (GM)	When you blow it, all allies that have not acted in combat yet lose the flat-footed status.
Aerlin	Oh
Drufle (GM)	It ain't great.
Rochelle Gwerm	the only thing I could do is disguise myself or summon the Earth Elemental
Navaya	i wish I had some molotovs "Roch! listen to me!"
Drufle (GM)	Ice molotovs?
Aerlin	Yeah swarms suck huh.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Yeah? What do you need?"
Navaya	"go with Ghesh, find the queen, kill it!"
Aerlin	Hmm.
Navaya	"we'll catch up!"
Drufle (GM)	Swarms are quite possibly the nastiest monster subtype of all of them.
Rochelle Gwerm	"uh...right" these things don't have reach I can just walk past them
Drufle (GM)	They do not! Swarms have reach 0. That's why they have to move onto you to attack.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm on my way and out of reach of the insanity
Drufle (GM)	Good. Now it's top of the round. rolling 3d100 ( 78 + 25 + 56 ) = 159 Nope. Red! Time for some gravity smashes.
Rochelle Gwerm	I don't even want to know what that was
Drufle (GM)	Turns out that every round, a monster engulfed by a gravity elemental has a 1% chance of just getting teleported to another plane. So if that roll is ever a 1 the swarm just vanishes.
Rochelle Gwerm	those are things that get consumed
Aerlin	Sick.
Rochelle Gwerm	or, wait that's a Full Round Action to engulf
Drufle (GM)	rolling d4+4( 2 )+4 = 6 rolling d4+4 ( 4 )+4 = 8 rolling d4+4 ( 3 )+4 = 7
Rochelle Gwerm	which I suggest they do
Drufle (GM)	Bunch of damage out there. Right, uh, Red will... summon more elementals?
Rochelle Gwerm	can he do that? what other elementals can we throw out?
Drufle (GM)	Oh yeah he has like 8 uses of this a day.
Aerlin	I can see where this is going.
Rochelle Gwerm	good go why does he have so many
Aerlin	And can I just say. I like it.
Drufle (GM)	I got it. One sec while I go grab the pog.
Navaya	oooh
Drufle (GM)	Talk amongst yourselves.
G'hesh Nhot	how far can i run
Navaya	so i hope ghesh and rochelle actually stick together in searching for the queen
Rochelle Gwerm	there's a Cold Iron elemental
Navaya	because if they get split then we're all dead
Rochelle Gwerm	how much armor to you have on, Ghesh?
Aerlin	Hmm. I think I'll Haste you, you should keep up fine with Roch then.
G'hesh Nhot	ac 25
Rochelle Gwerm	my guess is that you have 20 feet of movement I mean what weight class
Aerlin	You'll been boosted to 40 feet per round. It's heavy
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm then she's at 15 feet I think unless fighter does something
Aerlin	No, it's 20, I think?
G'hesh Nhot	i am very strong
Rochelle Gwerm	medium is 20 light is full 30
Aerlin	Is it? I don't really know my armor.
Rochelle Gwerm	nah you're right its still 20
G'hesh Nhot	i want heavy but i was told i would be soo slow
Drufle (GM)	rolling d3+2( 1 )+2 = 3 Rats.
Aerlin	Yeah she's at 20. I can boost her though.
Rochelle Gwerm	you really just want to swarm the field, don't you what are those?
Drufle (GM)	Small time elementals.
Rochelle Gwerm	we've got Time and Space here
Aerlin	"My goodness, Red, you are getting very existential."
Rochelle Gwerm	they can summon more time elementals!???
Drufle (GM)	Actually, I'm going to send these guys with Rochelle. I just realized they have no AOEs.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I am being helped by time itself"
Navaya	d'oh
Rochelle Gwerm	"I am not sure how I feel about this"
Drufle (GM)	Full turn to run, go elementals!
Rochelle Gwerm	there are Positive Energy Elementals that seems helpful they're going south? okay I'll follow
Navaya	are there bugspray elementals
Rochelle Gwerm	oh they're scouting
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin, your turn!
Aerlin	Geez, big place. Alright, G'hesh, are you going with them?
Rochelle Gwerm	"Lets go go go!"
G'hesh Nhot	which way?
Rochelle Gwerm	just get to me
Aerlin	That's a yes, here's a Haste then. Zoom.
G'hesh Nhot	ok so i going to do that 5 thingy step here
Aerlin	Okay, uh...
Rochelle Gwerm	its not quite your turn yet
Drufle (GM)	Running is triple speed for G'hesh and Quadruple for everyone else, by the way.
Aerlin	Do the elementals even need to save on those noise effects?
Drufle (GM)	In case you didn't know that.
G'hesh Nhot	oh, and yes. i go to queen
Navaya	dragon 4 to c6
Drufle (GM)	The gravity ones?
Aerlin	Yeah.
Drufle (GM)	I already made their saves. I keep some things private to avoid unnecessary clutter in the chat.
Aerlin	I'll keep protecting them then. I move here and end my turn.
Drufle (GM)	No standard action?
Aerlin	I cast Haste on Ghesh
Drufle (GM)	Oh, right. Navaya!
Aerlin	She's up to 40 speed now.
Navaya	scan visor on what's the status on these bugs
Drufle (GM)	They're all at about 60%-ish health.
Navaya	damn
Aerlin	Worry not, I have trix.
Navaya	I was gonna cast another frost fall is that fine? southmost swarm
Aerlin	You would hurt the elementals.
Navaya	leaves a path for ghesh
Rochelle Gwerm	you guys don't have a choice
Navaya	yeah that
Rochelle Gwerm	also these things have no reach
Aerlin	Also, they don't threaten.
Rochelle Gwerm	Ghesh can run right past them without issue
Aerlin	Yeah, that.
Navaya	i MEAN running through my squares of coldness
Drufle (GM)	Oh, yes, smart. That's a good idea.
G'hesh Nhot	imfire so should be ok
Navaya	yeah so right on the bottom of E2 there
Aerlin	Not sure I understand.
Rochelle Gwerm	try for some Positive Energy elementals next, Red
Drufle (GM)	Alright, fort saves... rolling d20+9 ( 18 )+9 = 27 Swarm passes, so no staggering. rolling d20+1 ( 4 )+1 = 5
Rochelle Gwerm	hang in there elebuddy
G'hesh Nhot	they are already staggered
Drufle (GM)	Elemental is not good.
Navaya	can you swap those around please
Drufle (GM)	They are shaken, not staggered.
Rochelle Gwerm	they're Shaken, Ghesh
Aerlin	This is what I meant!
Drufle (GM)	So roll the 2d6.
G'hesh Nhot	so shouldnt that lower
Navaya	rolling 2d6( 6 + 4 ) = 10
Drufle (GM)	Swarm takes half, elemental goes full. I mean, it's a -2 to the swarm's save.
Navaya	god damnit
Rochelle Gwerm	aaaaa
Drufle (GM)	Damage is marked. Are you moving?
Aerlin	If we're truly distracting, the best action would have been nothing.
Navaya	lol no
Drufle (GM)	Gotcha, G'hesh!
Aerlin	If she runs she can go 120 feet right
Rochelle Gwerm	lets go ghesh
Drufle (GM)	Does haste double your speed or add 30?
Aerlin	Adds 30 but caps at twice base
Drufle (GM)	Ah. Then yeah, 120.
Aerlin	Ideal, thats Roch's running speed too, I think.
Rochelle Gwerm	it is
Drufle (GM)	Don't you have fast movement?
Rochelle Gwerm	medium armor
Drufle (GM)	Ah. Well, G'hesh can go ahead and move. I assume she's just sprinting right out.
Rochelle Gwerm	join up with the two time elementals, I say
Drufle (GM)	Whoops, there she goes. Alright, moving her ahead. Right, that's her run. Swarms!
Aerlin	what do these losers want
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6( 1 + 5 ) = 6 6 damage to the gravity boys.
Aerlin	They should just...............buzz off.
Drufle (GM)	And they can't really move anymore, so uh. Rochelle!
Aerlin	...Can I use hideous laughter on the bugs?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. You get the language penalty, obviously.
Aerlin	They don't speak Weasel?
Drufle (GM)	:P Besides, the penalty is for different creature types, actually. You have to have a common language for the spell to work at all.
Aerlin	Aww, really.
Drufle (GM)	And yes, they do speak Abyssal.
Aerlin	That makes sen-okay they do talk. That makes sense???
Drufle (GM)	Don't ask me any questions about it. Rochelle, what are you gonna do?
Rochelle Gwerm	Run to Ghesh zoop
Drufle (GM)	Have a go, then. You can move a few squares more. Since you were already ahead a bit.
Samantha Rose H.	sorry guys my internet dies
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, don't worry about it.
Samantha Rose H.	sorry guys, my internet dies
Drufle (GM)	I just ran G'hesh forward.
Rochelle Gwerm	I rush ahead, looking for queens
Samantha Rose H.	np Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 17
Aerlin	Isn't queens in new york we're a little off here
Rochelle Gwerm	this could be fantasy new york oh hi found her
Drufle (GM)	Angry bug momma.
Samantha Rose H.	bingo
Aerlin	Now now, don't assume.
Drufle (GM)	Top of the round! rolling 3d100 ( 94 + 59 + 52 ) = 205
Aerlin	That could just be a big one.
Drufle (GM)	None of those are 1's, so let's have Red go.
Navaya	that's bigger than I was expecting
Rochelle Gwerm	Red, summon some Positive Energy elementals
Aerlin	Is she wearing a crown.
Drufle (GM)	First off, gravity elementals.
Rochelle Gwerm	at this point why not?
Drufle (GM)	rolling d4+4( 1 )+4 = 5 rolling d4+4 ( 1 )+4 = 5 rolling d4+4 ( 2 )+4 = 6
Rochelle Gwerm	they're slowly damaging them
Drufle (GM)	And then whoop here we go.
Rochelle Gwerm	I hope Golurk shows up to see all of this god these time elementals
Navaya	can time elementals just always have been where they are or something?
Drufle (GM)	They can use greater teleport at-will.
Navaya	right
Drufle (GM)	Slip through the timestream.
Aerlin	wow. we're level 6
Rochelle Gwerm	why did Red not summon these instead of the earth elementals? did he want the earth glide?
Navaya	earth elementals are fun and we've never had a fighting map this big before!
Drufle (GM)	Because technically they don't really exist, I'm just using the lowest-level time elemental that I've dumbed down a bit.
Aerlin	You just wanted the space-time thing huh.
Drufle (GM)	The weakest time elemental is CR 8, I've just terribly nerfed their damage and hp to make them "small".
Rochelle Gwerm	well, what else does Red want to bring in?
Aerlin	Lil' pocket elementals.
Drufle (GM)	Man, I don't even know. Let's do cold iron.
Rochelle Gwerm	sounds like a good idea man there's stuff like Magma and Lightning and Aether
Navaya	can the time elementals bring anything with them?
Rochelle Gwerm	so many elementals what are Quasi-Elementals?
Drufle (GM)	They can normally, yeah. I removed that bit for the weakening.
Navaya	they're elementals from the quasi planes like salt and smoke and lightning
Drufle (GM)	rolling d3+2( 2 )+2 = 4
Rochelle Gwerm	there are Acid and Obsidian quasis
Aerlin	Elemental plane of salt, huh? I've heard of it.
Rochelle Gwerm	sounds lucrative
Aerlin	We won't be going down that road.
Rochelle Gwerm	whaaaat did you summon?
Drufle (GM)	Running time!
Rochelle Gwerm	those are cold iron?
Drufle (GM)	I just grabbed a metal golem-looking guy.
Rochelle Gwerm	they look like they are made of weapons
Navaya	they look horrifying I thought you said the bug queen had summoned them for a sec
Drufle (GM)	Right, Aerlin's turn.
Samantha Rose H.	oh, now i have haste how far can i charge?
Rochelle Gwerm	http://orig00.deviantart.net/3e3b/f/2013/034/d/9/iron_golem_by_dleoblack-d5tppz6.jpg
Drufle (GM)	Impersonate your character, Sam.
Rochelle Gwerm	here's some metal for ya
G'hesh Nhot	how far can i charge with haste
Drufle (GM)	And you can charge 40 feet. But only if your path isn't impeded, which it very much is right now.
Navaya	roch
G'hesh Nhot	i forgot when everything resets, it changes that back too
Navaya	that's hot iron
Rochelle Gwerm	look
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin, are you thinking?
Navaya	these chainhook monsters are fine :P
Aerlin	Hmm.
Rochelle Gwerm	I couldn't fine anything cold
Aerlin	I do wonder how our elementals are doing.
Navaya	can you heal that one I hurt badly maybe?
Drufle (GM)	The gravity boy's aren't doing great. Especially the bottom one.
Rochelle Gwerm	we literally have a small army of our own right now we must be doing something wrong
Drufle (GM)	... yeah, we are. You can only have one summon spell up at a time. That'd be the one.
G'hesh Nhot	woops lol
Rochelle Gwerm	explains some things
Drufle (GM)	Unless you're a master summoner archetype, of course. In which case there is no limit.
Rochelle Gwerm	well, how do you want to handle this?
Drufle (GM)	I'm gonna despawn the cold iron elementals.
Rochelle Gwerm	is this just "Drufle plays with strange elementals"
Drufle (GM)	I'll leave the time and gravity ones in.
Aerlin	Drain some MP from him maybe.
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, sure.
Aerlin	Explain it that way.
Rochelle Gwerm	that would seem reasonable
G'hesh Nhot	sounds possible
Aerlin	What are these blue squares.
Drufle (GM)	Icy ground.
G'hesh Nhot	ice
Rochelle Gwerm	though if he sees this he might ask for this to be a path ability
Drufle (GM)	Navaya put some slicks down.
Aerlin	Okay, sounds bad for me.
Navaya	they're not slicks I should have said if you start your turn in it you take cold damage I didn't know if the swarms were flying in here, you see
Aerlin	I think the bottom one is lost, maybe I should move up and cast a Wind wall instead They won't be passing through that.
Rochelle Gwerm	they're keeping the bugs from attacking you because the bugs are literally stuck in them they're worth keeping alive
Drufle (GM)	Hoo boy, wind wall.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh the Wall of Winds did you bring the Wind Waker?
Aerlin	Okay, vote, heal or wind wall?
G'hesh Nhot	wind wall
Rochelle Gwerm	which is a higher spell rank?
Aerlin	Heal is a wand use
Rochelle Gwerm	hm the cheapest alternative in this case
Navaya	wind wall is probably safer in the long term
Rochelle Gwerm	you still need to get past these bugs
Drufle (GM)	Wind Wall is something that the swarms are completely incapable of passing through.
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm
G'hesh Nhot	super light bugs in wind is not going to go well fro them
Aerlin	Right, I'll go with the wall. I have an idea...
Drufle (GM)	And if you cast it in their space, they will immediately take substantial damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh can it be curved?
Aerlin	Yeah
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh boy
G'hesh Nhot	see ya bugs
Aerlin	60 ft long it can be
Rochelle Gwerm	wow if it can curve why not just arc it over all the bugs?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, I would just go ahead and hit all the swarms.
Aerlin	Right uh..
Rochelle Gwerm	you have enough
Drufle (GM)	The gravity elementals can't be affected, they are super heavy.
Aerlin	I want it to block us off too. Oh, nice.
Rochelle Gwerm	does it push the bugs anywhere?
Aerlin	I'll do that then.
Drufle (GM)	50 feet, right there.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh cool
Drufle (GM)	Right, roll 2d6. And then a d2.
Aerlin	rolling 2d6( 4 + 3 ) = 7 rolling d2 ( 2 ) = 2
Navaya	SMACK
Rochelle Gwerm	nice now how are you going to get past it?
Drufle (GM)	They actually aren't killed, but they are just launched right away into nowhere.
Navaya	"okay, that's better than what I had. Thanks for the save."
Aerlin	It won't affect us.
Rochelle Gwerm	sounds good to me
Aerlin	"I hear a commotion ahead." Navaya still lands anyway
Drufle (GM)	And yeah, anyone other than Navaya can just walk through.
Navaya	"hold me!"
Aerlin	Red can carry her. "Gravity dudes, let's roll out."
Drufle (GM)	Well, init hasn't really stopped.
Navaya	"sorry for hitting you!"
Drufle (GM)	There is still very much a battle going on.
Navaya	to the one down south
Rochelle Gwerm	gravity dude are chill
Aerlin	I move ahead and end turn.
Drufle (GM)	After Aerlin is Navaya.
Rochelle Gwerm	Navaya has to wait for red...
Navaya	well I gotta move with red so V( ' 3')V
Rochelle Gwerm	unless she wants to Healing Hex hint hint nudge nudge*
Navaya	I can't reach it from here dude
Rochelle Gwerm	...
Aerlin	Is it touch?
Navaya	heals are always touches and I'm not burning an MP for this
Drufle (GM)	And it's not a spell so you can't throw it.
Navaya	well I do have cure spells prepped
Drufle (GM)	So yeah, just move up with Red and he'll pull you through on his turn.
Aerlin	They all took some damage, you could get the one near you
Navaya	next turn wen we're all nearer each other
Rochelle Gwerm	can she heal while Red runs?
Drufle (GM)	I gotta brb for a little bit, G'hesh goes after Navaya.
Navaya	and on the other side of the wall
Rochelle Gwerm	fly by healing its time Ghesh
Navaya	i'd prolly have to make a check for that
G'hesh Nhot	how close can i get to the queen and do something
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hey Ghesh, get in front of me"
Navaya	due to being jostled
Rochelle Gwerm	"Just right in front of me I have an idea"
Aerlin	We should probably spend our turns running Just to get there quick. This should be good.
G'hesh Nhot	if i cannot slice her, i wanna get close enough to launch one of my swords at it
Rochelle Gwerm	god damn it Ghesh I'm trying to buff you
G'hesh Nhot	and im trying to kill her lol
Rochelle Gwerm	this will help you kill
Aerlin	Is the buff a standard
G'hesh Nhot	ok ill move and throw from there
Rochelle Gwerm	its a Full Round
Aerlin	If so you can move up to her next turn and do it.
Rochelle Gwerm	I can't move and do it
Aerlin	Oh, hm.
G'hesh Nhot	there?
Rochelle Gwerm	perfect you can actually be 5 feet from me
G'hesh Nhot	now how do i throw
Rochelle Gwerm	I can 5-foot and still use this uhhh Ranged attacks are BAB + Dex
Navaya	make a ranged attack with a -4 to hit since you're using a weapon that isn't meant to be used as such G'hesh Nhot reaches behind her back and draws one of her basic longswords
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+11( 13 )+11 = 24
Rochelle Gwerm	there is a minus 4 on that
G'hesh Nhot	yes its normal 15
Rochelle Gwerm	this is a big bug, that probably hits?
Navaya	not in the calc no you'd see it otherwise
Drufle (GM)	Ok, back.
Navaya	drufle halp
Rochelle Gwerm	hi druf Ghesh just threw a sword
Navaya	not her good sword though
G'hesh Nhot	and i got a 24 taking off the 4
Drufle (GM)	Normal 1H damage, then. Oh, -4? That's a miss, then.
Rochelle Gwerm	this is concerning
G'hesh Nhot	i normaly get +15 i did +11
Drufle (GM)	Especially since you should have another -4.
G'hesh Nhot	so it should still hit
Drufle (GM)	For making a ranged attack into melee combat.
Rochelle Gwerm	another -4? oh
Navaya	yeah the time dudes
Aerlin	They haven't attacked yet though.
Drufle (GM)	That works on thrown attacks as well as missile weapons.
G'hesh Nhot	am i far off a hit? like between 1-6
Rochelle Gwerm	does it bounce off or does she dodge?
Drufle (GM)	I'm not entirely sure why you rolled a +11, anyway. Your ranged attack is +7.
Navaya	we don't know how ranged attacks work
G'hesh Nhot	i normaly get a +15 to hit
Drufle (GM)	That's for melee attacks. Ranged attacks are just BAB+dex.
G'hesh Nhot	so i took off 4 and did a +11 to hit
Drufle (GM)	Which is just 6+1 for you.
Rochelle Gwerm	so that...was not going to hit at all
G'hesh Nhot	so what should i have rolled
Drufle (GM)	So that's really a 13+7-8.
Navaya	I think you rolled your strength instead of dexterity
Drufle (GM)	You did, yes, kinda.
G'hesh Nhot	oh damn
Drufle (GM)	So that's just a missed throw. Next is the, uh, not swarms. Since they are gone now.
Aerlin	I'm all bugged out here!
G'hesh Nhot	luckily it wasnt one of my good ones
Rochelle Gwerm	the queen is new so she's at zero
Drufle (GM)	Correct.
Rochelle Gwerm	so me!
Drufle (GM)	So now it's Rochelle. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Enlarge Person
Spell Level: Bloodrager (Spell Eater), 1
School: Transmutation
Cast Time: 1 round
Components: V, S, M (powdered iron)
Range: 40 (Close)
Effects/Target: One humanoid creature
Duration: 1 min./level (D)
Spell Resistance: Yes
Save: Fortitude negates DC: 14 Concentration: +9 Rolls Caster Level Check +6 =22 This spell causes instant growth of a humanoid creature, doubling its height and multiplying its weight by 8. This increase changes the creature's size category to the next larger one. The target gains a +2 size bonus to Strength, a –2 size penalty to Dexterity (to a minimum of 1), and a –1 penalty on attack rolls and AC due to its increased size. A humanoid creature whose size increases to Large has a space of 10 feet and a natural reach of 10 feet. This spell does not change the target's speed. If insufficient room is available for the desired growth, the creature attains the maximum possible size and may make a Strength check (using its increased Strength) to burst any enclosures in the process. If it fails, it is constrained without harm by the materials enclosing it. All equipment worn or carried by a creature is similarly enlarged by the spell. Melee weapons affected by this spell deal more damage. Other magical properties are not affected by this spell. Magical properties of enlarged items are not increased by this spell. Big Ghesh time
G'hesh Nhot	dragon time?
Drufle (GM)	Alright yeah, this cave is definitely tall enough. Rochelle Gwerm slaps her hands onto Ghesh's shoulders and speaks earthen words of power
Drufle (GM)	I had to check that.
Rochelle Gwerm	"AHAHAHAHA!!!"
G'hesh Nhot	???????
Rochelle Gwerm	yer big now have fun G'hesh Nhot is a little confused by the growth spirt
Aerlin	The whole world shrank!
Drufle (GM)	Your swords now do... 2d6? I think.
Rochelle Gwerm	tail is boosted too
Drufle (GM)	I think that's the step up from 1d8. Tail is also 2d6 then. Right then, top of the round. Red! Wait. Queen.
Drufle (GM)	I really need a better tracker for this...
Rochelle Gwerm	you have +2 STR, -2 DEX, -1 AC, -1 Melee
Aerlin	Red will be running by the way.
G'hesh Nhot	i will ask you the rolls again when i get to the fight
Aerlin	Pixie in tow.
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. So the time elementals have to make saves... rolling d20+5 ( 5 )+5 = 10 rolling d20+5 ( 16 )+5 = 21 rolling d20+5 ( 7 )+5 = 12 Only middle boy is good.
Rochelle Gwerm	this is a problem
Drufle (GM)	The other two are confused for this round.
Navaya	this is why you should have invested in poleramrs
Drufle (GM)	The queen then bites at one of the time elementals.
Aerlin	They don't know what time it is. :(
Navaya	the man with two watches
Drufle (GM)	FULL ATTACK
Rochelle Gwerm	all systems, full power
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+15( 20 )+15 = 35 rolling d20+14 ( 16 )+14 = 30 rolling d20+14 ( 6 )+14 = 20
Navaya	sigggggghhhhhhhhhhh
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+14( 13 )+14 = 27
G'hesh Nhot	ouch
Drufle (GM)	Ok, uhh... That is one crit bite and two claw hits. rolling 2d8+6+3d6+2d6+6 ( 3 + 6 )+6+( 1 + 3 + 6 )+( 4 + 1 )+6 = 36 Whoop, there he go.
Aerlin	Good thing thats a disposible minion.
Navaya	obliterated
Drufle (GM)	Back to the timestream with him. Now top of the round with Red. 120 feet...
Rochelle Gwerm	get running boy save us Red
G'hesh Nhot	he gets to see the big girl HI RED ME BIG
Rochelle Gwerm	the queen is surrounded
Drufle (GM)	For those wondering how the gravity boys teleported, they didn't. They just have 400 feet of running.
Rochelle Gwerm	well shit
Navaya	WHOAAAH
G'hesh Nhot	nice
Drufle (GM)	And now for the attacks...
Rochelle Gwerm	run is full round?
G'hesh Nhot	i better be able to hit her before she dies
Drufle (GM)	I meant the time guys.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh okay flanking bonuses go
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+8( 3 )+8 = 11 rolling d20+8 ( 20 )+8 = 28
Rochelle Gwerm	that's more like it
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+8( 5 )+8 = 13 Normal hit, alright. rolling d6+5 ( 3 )+5 = 8 Done.
Navaya	do I get my turn since I deferred it to run with red or did I forgeit it
Drufle (GM)	Red's over, Aerlin!
Navaya	*forgeit
Rochelle Gwerm	the bug gets older
Navaya	*forfeit
Drufle (GM)	You go after Aerlin.
Navaya	ok
Drufle (GM)	As normal.
G'hesh Nhot	you got dragged along
Aerlin	I burst through with sonic speed. "..."
Rochelle Gwerm	oh look a giant dragon lady
Navaya	gotta step it up!
Aerlin	"We...left you alone for what, 12 seconds?" Rochelle Gwerm is just standing there giggling
G'hesh Nhot	MMMEEEE BBBBBIIIIIIGGGGG
Navaya	"this is excessive"
Aerlin	Please do a huge roar. It will sound awesome.
Rochelle Gwerm	"NOTHING is excessive here"
Aerlin	Anyway turn over. G'hesh Nhot lets out a huge roar
Rochelle Gwerm	"Magic is AWSOME"
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Drufle (GM)	There you go.
Aerlin	amazing
Drufle (GM)	Right, Navaya!
Rochelle Gwerm	excellent
Navaya	right! now Ghesh is going to be wading into the horrible white noise radius so I'll use my fortune hex on her!
Drufle (GM)	Probably wise.
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Drufle (GM)	Speaking of which, G'hesh!
G'hesh Nhot	yes
Drufle (GM)	Time to figure out a lot of new rolls. Now, I believe your net to-hit bonus is 0?
G'hesh Nhot	once i start fighting, you start calling them
Drufle (GM)	Because you have +2 STR but -1 to hit.
Rochelle Gwerm	+2 STR, -2 DEX, -1 AC, -1 Melee attack rolls
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. So your to-hit is unchanged, but your damage dice is now 2d6 instead of 1d8. And you get +1 damage. Also this is a demon so go wild with those things.
Rochelle Gwerm	you also have more reach in case you need it
G'hesh Nhot	so my damage will be 4d6+6?
Drufle (GM)	Er, what?
G'hesh Nhot	or+8
Rochelle Gwerm	anti-demon boost
Drufle (GM)	Oh right. Your damage boost should be...
G'hesh Nhot	the demon sword does 1d8+2d6+6 normal so 4d6+""""
Drufle (GM)	It should be 4d6+9, I believe.
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Drufle (GM)	+12 if you 2-hand.
Rochelle Gwerm	I chose the correct action power attack the shit out of that queen
G'hesh Nhot	and power attack does what
Rochelle Gwerm	uhhh by now it should be -4 to hit, +6 to damage?
Navaya	don't reduce your to-hit further
G'hesh Nhot	no thanks then
Navaya	oh thank lorde
G'hesh Nhot	i may take 2 hands and reduce my ac by 2 though we have healers
Rochelle Gwerm	keep in mind that you're AC has already taken a hit from being large *your
G'hesh Nhot	i know, it will be 22 if i go 2 hands
Rochelle Gwerm	this is a very offensive boost I saw go for damage *way *say this thing needs to die fast before reinforcements show up
G'hesh Nhot	i have another trick though so im good for reducing ac do i still have haste aswell
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, that gives you a bonus to-hit. I think it's +2? +1.
G'hesh Nhot	another +1 two handed? oh for haste lol
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. Just the +1 from haste.
G'hesh Nhot	and another attack
Drufle (GM)	Nope, you're too far away. You only get one attack this round. You gotta close the distance first.
G'hesh Nhot	ok, when is it my turn
Drufle (GM)	Right now! That's why we're talking about this!
G'hesh Nhot	oh good 2 handed
Drufle (GM)	You goofball.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+16( 2 )+16 = 18
Drufle (GM)	That'd be a miss.
Aerlin	This is the happiest she's ever been, I bet.
Rochelle Gwerm	can you surge?
G'hesh Nhot	reliable strike
Rochelle Gwerm	or that
Drufle (GM)	I, er, forgot she had that.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+16( 6 )+16 = 22
Rochelle Gwerm	much better
Drufle (GM)	Just barely a hit. Roll your damage.
G'hesh Nhot	oh good rolling 4d6+12 ( 4 + 6 + 5 + 4 )+12 = 31
Rochelle Gwerm	nice
Drufle (GM)	And whoops there goes a large bit of its health. Rochelle!
Rochelle Gwerm	"YEAH!" BLOODRAGE LETS GO
Navaya	a mighty cleave G'hesh Nhot likes this size
G'hesh Nhot	"does my tail look big like this"
Rochelle Gwerm	POWER ATTACK
G'hesh Nhot	oh shit, flanking bonus Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub, Cold Iron Attack 18 vs AC Damage 18 Type: B
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons
Weapon Notes	A large greatclub made of stone. god damn it
Drufle (GM)	That's a miss.
Rochelle Gwerm	can I surge?
Drufle (GM)	Always.
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 1d6( 1 ) = 1 ...
Drufle (GM)	Still a miss then. Mark off that MP.
Rochelle Gwerm	even with Flanking Blonus?
Aerlin	Don't worry, I thought you were cool.
Drufle (GM)	Oh, flanking.
Aerlin	I love Blonuses.
Drufle (GM)	Ehh, I'll let that +2 against demons work. Technically they aren't demons but whatever. Sure, it hits.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh cool 18 +9 damage rolling 1d6 ( 5 ) = 5
Drufle (GM)	Except, of course.
Rochelle Gwerm	eat acid
Drufle (GM)	Didn't you declare it as a power attack?
Rochelle Gwerm	yes
Drufle (GM)	What's the penalty on that?
Rochelle Gwerm	-2
Drufle (GM)	Then you miss.
Rochelle Gwerm	bugger cancel the acid
Drufle (GM)	Top of the round!
G'hesh Nhot	another surge
Rochelle Gwerm	it didn't work I can't surge again
Aerlin	One surge per round.
Drufle (GM)	Red time, uhhhh.
Rochelle Gwerm	its a swift action confess?
Drufle (GM)	Elemental beatdown, commence. Confess, sure.
Aerlin	Elemental Beatdown is the name of my next album.
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+8( 8 )+8 = 16 rolling d20+8 ( 5 )+8 = 13 rolling d20+8 ( 7 )+8 = 15 rolling d20+8 ( 20 )+8 = 28 rolling d20+8 ( 8 )+8 = 16 rolling d20+8 ( 17 )+8 = 25
Rochelle Gwerm	that is a lot of dice
Drufle (GM)	Two hits.
Steven Q.	only two...
Rochelle Gwerm	one is a crit
G'hesh Nhot	and the crit
Aerlin	This bug's got thick skin.
Drufle (GM)	Didn't confirm, though.
Rochelle Gwerm	dang
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6+6( 4 + 5 )+6 = 15 THWACKS Alright, uh, Confess, sure.
Rochelle Gwerm	all consuming gravitational and time power *temporal
Aerlin	Twist, the bug speaks common.
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+6( 4 )+6 = 10 Nope, spell fails.
Rochelle Gwerm	SR, greaaaat
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin!
Aerlin	Oh ho.
Rochelle Gwerm	buff the dragon!
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Aerlin	Okay, my circle is affecting you again.
Rochelle Gwerm	Buff the Magic Dragon
Aerlin	Assuming this thing is CE too I was gonna Ice Spear it
G'hesh Nhot	i love that name
Aerlin	http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/i/ice-spears You know this one. Fan favorite.
Drufle (GM)	Hoo boy. Uh, ok. So, just the one spear? Right under that queen lady.
Aerlin	Two, I'm using Wild Arcana to cast this.
Drufle (GM)	Oh right. Roll your CMB check to knock her over.
G'hesh Nhot	gives her a "throne" to sit on
Aerlin	Okay thats...+13
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+11( 14 )+11 = 25
Rochelle Gwerm	Aerlin used Icicle Crash
Drufle (GM)	Nevermind, she passes the reflex save, probably.
Aerlin	rolling d20+13+10( 10 )+13+10 = 33 +10 from both hitting it. Oh right
Drufle (GM)	I think passing the reflex save negates that.
Aerlin	Yeah she does
Drufle (GM)	Also, you never did make your SR check.
Aerlin	I wasn't sure if that applied! But okay
Drufle (GM)	Oh, wait.
It says Spell Resistance: No. So nevermind. Roll 4d6/2.
Aerlin	No ice resist right
Drufle (GM)	Electric and fire. No cold.
Aerlin	rolling 8d6( 3 + 4 + 4 + 4 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 2 ) = 24
Drufle (GM)	Er. What? Oh, right. Two spears.
Aerlin	It's 2d6 ice and 2d6 piercing right
Drufle (GM)	12 damage it is.
Rochelle Gwerm	skewered
Drufle (GM)	Gotcha.
Rochelle Gwerm	that looks painful
Drufle (GM)	She is semi-impaled.
Aerlin	Tough bug...
Drufle (GM)	Navaya!
G'hesh Nhot	dead bug soon
Aerlin	Also didn't zoom in on her until now. She is GROSS
G'hesh Nhot	i get lots of attacks
Steven Q.	I didn't prep any single-target spells today
Rochelle Gwerm	Mopp get back in character
Aerlin	the LOG is RUINED
Rochelle Gwerm	mah boy, you aren't in this fight, Navaya is
Navaya	just. shush.
Rochelle Gwerm	:P
Aerlin	throw daha in there he can show off his moves
G'hesh Nhot	lol, just not infront of the dragon
Rochelle Gwerm	buff the dragon if you can
Navaya	I am never sending daha anywhere because if he leaves me the GM will remember he's a target
Rochelle Gwerm	if you can't avoid hurting the elementals
Navaya	and he will INSTANTLY die and I will have NO SPELLS
Aerlin	if daha dies all the merch we've sold will be useless
Drufle (GM)	(queen is at approximately half health)
Rochelle Gwerm	excellent
G'hesh Nhot	(not for long)
Rochelle Gwerm	Ghesh is in Full Attack range
Aerlin	daha plushies are paying my rent here
Navaya	right
G'hesh Nhot	with haste is it 2 or 3 attacks and tail?
Drufle (GM)	Three attacks and a tail.
G'hesh Nhot	so dead bug
Navaya	can't fortune roch since she's there
Drufle (GM)	First two at full BAB, third at -5.
Navaya	and Im not gettin close
Aerlin	Geez, who's the real monster here? Navaya: Navaya : Mythic Ear-Piercing Scream
Spell Level: Witch (Winter Witch), 1
School: Evocation [sonic]
Components: V, S
Range: 35 (Close)
Effects/Target: One creature
Duration: Instantaneous; see text
Spell Resistance: Yes
Save: Fortitude partial (see text) DC: 17 Concentration: +13 Rolls Caster Level Check =15 You unleash a powerful scream, inaudible to all but a single target. The target is dazed for 1 round/mythic tier and takes 1d8 points of sonic damage per two caster levels (maximum 5d8). A successful save negates the daze effect and halves the damage. Spend 2 MP to turn this spell into a 30-foot cone.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh god
Navaya	eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez.
Navaya	idd that pass SR did
Drufle (GM)	It did not.
Navaya	fuckin
Drufle (GM)	You can surge it.
G'hesh Nhot	awe
Rochelle Gwerm	oh do it
Navaya	ok
Drufle (GM)	Godspeed, though.
Navaya	rolling 1d6( 1 ) = 1
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, not quite enough.
Navaya	the surge dice are cursed
Drufle (GM)	They really are.
Aerlin	How is Enlarge a level 1 spell, and how did I not learn it?
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6( 5 ) = 5
Rochelle Gwerm	its amazing
Drufle (GM)	There's a better one.
Aerlin	What an oversight.
Rochelle Gwerm	I love it
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, G'hesh's turn.
Rochelle Gwerm	best spell
G'hesh Nhot	right so rolling 1d20+16 ( 5 )+16 = 21
Drufle (GM)	Two attacks at +16, one at +11, and then a tail attack.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+16( 14 )+16 = 30 rolling 1d20+11 ( 4 )+11 = 15 whats my tail roll?
Drufle (GM)	First two are hits, third misses. Tail is, uh, +11.
Rochelle Gwerm	tail is another +11 I think secondary attack and all that jazz
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+11( 4 )+11 = 15
Drufle (GM)	Also a miss. So, er, 8d6+24 damage.
G'hesh Nhot	im going to surge my third sword
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d6( 6 ) = 6
Drufle (GM)	Hit.
Rochelle Gwerm	thumbs up
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Drufle (GM)	So, 12d6+36.
Rochelle Gwerm	good lord what have we created?
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 12d6+36( 6 + 6 + 1 + 3 + 5 + 1 + 6 + 1 + 6 + 1 + 6 + 4 )+36 = 82
Aerlin	we're level 6!!
G'hesh Nhot	yay dragon time
Drufle (GM)	Look at the 6's! And the 1's! What is wrong with that roll! Anyway, she's hella dead.
Rochelle Gwerm	Ghesh is a creature of extremes man I should have speced into Support Rager I end my bloodrage
Aerlin	Aerlin witnesses the bloodshed, mildly horrified. Rochelle Gwerm is laughing uncontrollably
Aerlin	Then she remembers its a demon bug. G'hesh Nhot likes this form
Rochelle Gwerm	"That is one dead demon-bug!"
Aerlin	So its totally justified.
Drufle (GM)	You hear loud buzzing shrieks from all around you, and see hundreds of tiny vescavors scurrying into the darkness.
G'hesh Nhot	demon sushi anyone?
Rochelle Gwerm	lets try this combo again some time
G'hesh Nhot	YES
Aerlin	"...Let's leave this weird flesh cave."
Rochelle Gwerm	"YES!!"
Drufle (GM)	One more thing quickly.
Rochelle Gwerm	"AHAHAHA!!"
Aerlin	ANy loot, I wonder.
G'hesh Nhot	i cannot wait for enlarge dragon III Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 11
Drufle (GM)	In a small cave off to the southeast, there's a horrible gash hanging in the air.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+2( 6 )+2 = 8
Rochelle Gwerm	loot it
Drufle (GM)	A foul smell emanates from it.
Navaya	"that was the most insane thing I've seen you do yet, Ghesh"
Aerlin	Detect Magic? Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Spellcraft Check 17
G'hesh Nhot	I LOVE IT
Rochelle Gwerm	I try to figure out what the hell this is
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle recognizes this as an abyssal rift.
Aerlin	Is this a salt portal.
Drufle (GM)	A permanent one-way portal from the Abyss to the material plane. Rochelle Gwerm eye's widen
G'hesh Nhot	SHOULD I GO IN?
Navaya	NO
Rochelle Gwerm	"ABYSS PORTAL!!"
Aerlin	"Get back!"
Drufle (GM)	You literally cannot, so don't bother.
Rochelle Gwerm	"KILL IT"
Navaya	one-way this way
G'hesh Nhot	CAN I HIT IT?
Drufle (GM)	You see the portal begin bulging at the edges as you guys are standing nearby.
Aerlin	"..."
Navaya	"how do we do dis?"
Aerlin	"Everyone back up."
G'hesh Nhot	IVE GOT THIS
Rochelle Gwerm	"MAGIC IT OR SOMETHING"
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin has all the wizard spells so I think she can just close it. G'hesh Nhot gets her sword ready
Aerlin	Dispel Magic?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, give it a shot.
G'hesh Nhot	where is the portal?
Rochelle Gwerm	vaguely in E4
Aerlin	This seems like the end of the day so I'll Wild Arcana it.
Drufle (GM)	I think you do need to make a check to try and break it?
G'hesh Nhot	i will protect the rest
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, you have to make a CL check. So just d20+9.
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+9( 8 )+9 = 17
Drufle (GM)	Ehhh, surge it.
Aerlin	rolling 1d6( 6 ) = 6
Drufle (GM)	There you go. Definitely a pass.
Rochelle Gwerm	phew
G'hesh Nhot	awe
Aerlin	"Urgh, this magic...it's disgusting..."
Drufle (GM)	The portal shrieks and sputters, and you see a bird-like claw reach out of the portal just before it slams shut.
Rochelle Gwerm	"HAH!! You got it!"
G'hesh Nhot	doube awe
Aerlin	"Begone." "Something attempted to come out there."
G'hesh Nhot	if it did i kill it
Rochelle Gwerm	"We'd have busted it abart"
Drufle (GM)	In the corner of this room is some errant junk the vescavors picked clean from passers-by.
Rochelle Gwerm	LOOT
Aerlin	The bugs possess wealth.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Oh yes! Loot!"
Aerlin	Let us partake.
G'hesh Nhot	swords?
Aerlin	(when does she shrink)
G'hesh Nhot	better armour?
Rochelle Gwerm	(eventually)
Aerlin	(if it is longer than four hours please see a doctor)
G'hesh Nhot	dont you dare shrink me!!!!
Rochelle Gwerm	(it lasts 6 minutes)
Drufle (GM)	In the corner is an All-Tools Vest, Boots of the Cat, and a Liturgical Discombobulator.
Aerlin	someone else add the loot to the bag please im very sleepy
G'hesh Nhot	????
Aerlin	also what
Rochelle Gwerm	okay??? I'll add it
Aerlin	drufle.........that word isnt real
Drufle (GM)	The Vest allows you to, once per day, create a series of tools for any kind of crafting you need.
Rochelle Gwerm	what sections do these go under?
G'hesh Nhot	is that a dr who item or hitchikers guide
Rochelle Gwerm	magic items? equipment?
Drufle (GM)	They're all magical.
Aerlin	those boots will be great for my cosplay
Drufle (GM)	The boots of the cat make sure you always take minimum fall damage. So 1 damage per 10 feet you fell.
G'hesh Nhot	is the disconbopulator thing a long sword?
Drufle (GM)	And the Liturgical Discombobulator is a small orb with numerous runes on it that lets you, once per day, change the letter of a spell you cast.
Aerlin	I shall take this.
G'hesh Nhot	what?
Rochelle Gwerm	:D
Navaya	oh yessss
Aerlin	"This is a strange orb..."
Drufle (GM)	It's a joke item from TAZ that we decided to bring into here because it's very good.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll mark it as belonging to Aerlin in the bag
Aerlin	Let's see here.
Drufle (GM)	You can change the letter of a spell name and it has a new effect based on my ruling.
Navaya	(TAZ is a D&D podcast)
Drufle (GM)	So you can change Cause Fear to Cause Bear and just summon a dire bear.
Aerlin	I cast...
G'hesh Nhot	dire bears are amazing
Aerlin	Sheep
Rochelle Gwerm	testing the waters, eh?
Drufle (GM)	Combined with Aerlin's ability to literally cast any arcane spell, I'm a little frightened.
Rochelle Gwerm	it'll be fiiiine it's just one letter
G'hesh Nhot	sheep could be fun, im hungry
Aerlin	"Wh-What..?"
Rochelle Gwerm	oh no, a dire sheep!
Drufle (GM)	Also, everyone is level 7 now so go deal with that.
Rochelle Gwerm	VITAL STRIKE Navaya looks at the weird ball
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Aerlin	"I...I shall name you. Jimbert."
G'hesh Nhot	so im bigger now
Navaya	"This thing is some wild magic"
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 1d10( 5 ) = 5
Aerlin	"I'm very confused right now."
Navaya	you are bigger for the next five-and-a-bit minutes
Rochelle Gwerm	"Is that a sheep?"
Aerlin	"Yes."
Drufle (GM)	I gotta go to sleep so I'll take questions about levelling in the morning where basically all of you will be anyway.
Navaya	righto
G'hesh Nhot	np
Drufle (GM)	You've got a week anyways.
Aerlin	"Let's escort ourselves and Jimbert here outside."
G'hesh Nhot	it is 3.30 do i have to go smaller?
Drufle (GM)	That's all for tonight, good job folks.