Drufle (GM)	Ok, uh, this is session 15?
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh can rip holes
Navaya	so no-one uses it
Drufle (GM)	15, yes.
Aerlin	I activate my Musou Mode.
Drufle (GM)	Just had to check. So last time, we totally fought a bunch of army battles (definitely), and then we punched a bat ghoul undead thing.
Navaya	does pathfinder have anything like bigby's hand
Drufle (GM)	There's Mage Hand.
Aerlin	Wait, if I put that joke in the log I'll have to include all the pre-amble so it has context.
Rochelle Gwerm	I think you already used mage hand
Navaya	but that can't punch things
Aerlin	I'm a fool!
Rochelle Gwerm	we'll fix it in post
Drufle (GM)	So this time, I think we're gonna goof around a bit until our commander returns. Unless you guys want to tackle the Ahari Bridge? Rochelle Gwerm flexes
Rochelle Gwerm	what is Ahari bridge?
Aerlin	We can fight the bridge. G'hesh Nhot selects a sword
Rochelle Gwerm	I've got bonuses against bridges
Aerlin	Where we start our main attack, I guess.
Drufle (GM)	It happens to literally be the only good way onto the Citadel's landmass. There used to be a bridge up by Paradise Hill, but that's been destroyed.
Rochelle Gwerm	because we can't cross the dried riverbed that'd be rude
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Drufle (GM)	I mean, you can cross it, but it's very deep. And you have 100 paladins. In heavy armor.
Rochelle Gwerm	they're wimps
G'hesh Nhot	ask them to sit
Navaya	they'd get hot oil poured on them
Rochelle Gwerm	is this a mass combat or?
Aerlin	Climb is one of their class skills right...? Maybe not.
Rochelle Gwerm	maybe we can go behind and ambush the bride bridge
Drufle (GM)	There is one more mass combat in the citadel courtyard itself. The remaining two battles of the siege are little battles.
Navaya	if we were fighting the bride we'd have already lost, Roch
G'hesh Nhot	never take a bride from behind its rude
Aerlin	We have to get in and disable the watchtowers.
Navaya	hyes
Drufle (GM)	You absolutely do, but you kinda have to cross the bridge first to do that.
Aerlin	Or they'll do a number on our armies, I imagine.
Rochelle Gwerm	I also have bonuses against watchtowers
Aerlin	That's specific, but good.
Drufle (GM)	Although I suppose you could actually sneak across the riverbed by yourselves. With levitate and whatnot. If you want to do the watchtowers before the bridge.
Navaya	...yes
Rochelle Gwerm	taking out the watchtowers is pretty important
G'hesh Nhot	what i could sneak???? i have a -7 to stealth
Rochelle Gwerm	oof...
Drufle (GM)	Not sneak so much as "they're not going to bother with like 5 dudes coming at the castle".
Rochelle Gwerm	I've got -6...
Aerlin	I haven't prepared enough Levitates to get us all across.
Rochelle Gwerm	scales?
G'hesh Nhot	armour
Aerlin	We only have one that levitates you.
Drufle (GM)	I believe we only have one levitate scale. And that only has, what, 3 uses?
Aerlin	Let's just cross the bridge ourselves, then.
Rochelle Gwerm	Climbing is Athletics right?
Drufle (GM)	Athletics, yeah.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay good
Aerlin	Three uses per day, yes.
G'hesh Nhot	oh i have a +8 for that
Aerlin	We'd need four uses...
Rochelle Gwerm	we're good on athletics
G'hesh Nhot	and we have rope
Rochelle Gwerm	yes, we have rope all important rope
Aerlin	The river is probably wider than our rope.
Rochelle Gwerm	the river is dry
Drufle (GM)	It sure is.
Rochelle Gwerm	we can walk to the edge of the other side and then just climb up
G'hesh Nhot	we only need it to get up the other side, down is easy
Drufle (GM)	I hope you guys realize that this riverbed is big. It's 120 feet down to the bottom.
Aerlin	I'm shocked that you two are shooting for the stealthy option.
Rochelle Gwerm	this is OoC
G'hesh Nhot	we are shooting for less damage option
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle would probably break the bridge
Drufle (GM)	Don't worry, the enemies might just do that for you.
G'hesh Nhot	ooooh, draw the onto the bridge first
Aerlin	We need that bridge for our army. Please don't break it!
Rochelle Gwerm	which is why we need to take the enemy out before they break it
G'hesh Nhot	then can climd on the rubble like a ford
Rochelle Gwerm	which means fighting on the other shoreline, not on the bridge
Aerlin	Well, they probably need it too, right?
Drufle (GM)	They can teleport.
Aerlin	Cheaters.
Rochelle Gwerm	they give zero shits about bridges
Drufle (GM)	They've only kept the bridge up for supply movements.
G'hesh Nhot	can anyone teleport me straight into combat?
Drufle (GM)	There are actually four monstrous bulls currently chained to the supports of the bridge.
Navaya	well time for some sniping
Rochelle Gwerm	oh...I see
G'hesh Nhot	ooooh, put them to sleep
Aerlin	Well, other plan, we use my scale plus one cast of wild arcana and float us all across?
Navaya	or sleeping that works too
Rochelle Gwerm	they're the self-destruct sequence
Aerlin	Don't want that going off..
Rochelle Gwerm	it needs to be dealt with, I think
G'hesh Nhot	can ghesh eat them?
Drufle (GM)	(by the way i didn't put this song on loop, it's literally this long)
Navaya	not while they're struggling
Rochelle Gwerm	can you eat a bull faster than it can tear out a bridge support?
G'hesh Nhot	lets find out
Drufle (GM)	Unlikely, they're Large.
Navaya	if you eat the forelegs first it might be possible
Rochelle Gwerm	this is not a gamble I am willing to make
G'hesh Nhot	or the head
Rochelle Gwerm	the skull is not going down to a bite you're not a gator
Drufle (GM)	I mean, you've gotta deal with the bridge guys eventually.
G'hesh Nhot	no im nearly a dragon
Rochelle Gwerm	dragons don't have gator jaws
G'hesh Nhot	............
Rochelle Gwerm	and you're not a very big dragon
Navaya	alright how about I fly down there stealthily
G'hesh Nhot	enlarge person?
Navaya	and slit all the bull's throats
Rochelle Gwerm	Large isn't enough still or just cut the ropes holding the bulls to the bridge
Aerlin	We have invisibility potions to spare.
G'hesh Nhot	its quite a hight right?
Rochelle Gwerm	that might be easier
Navaya	oh good
Aerlin	Chains, was it not?
Rochelle Gwerm	acid maybe?
G'hesh Nhot	could a sword from that hight be fatal?
Navaya	oh yeah chains can be melted or smashed
Rochelle Gwerm	shockingly no, Ghesh because these are monster bulls Rochelle is the only one with acid spells at the moment and she can only cast it twice
G'hesh Nhot	i have fire
Rochelle Gwerm	you need a lot of heat to melt metal acid will deal with it easier
G'hesh Nhot	i could burn the supports to remove he rope
Navaya	(it won't but ok)
Rochelle Gwerm	we need the supports in tact
G'hesh Nhot	or chain oh right
Rochelle Gwerm	do not burn the supports that would defeat the purpose of this whole plan
G'hesh Nhot	plan b was break the supports to remove chain
Drufle (GM)	The bulls are on top of the bridge, not on the riverbed.
Rochelle Gwerm	wut why are they up there?
G'hesh Nhot	ahh, pulleys
Drufle (GM)	The support struts come through the bridge.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay then
Drufle (GM)	So they can be pulled down from above.
Rochelle Gwerm	still, release the bulls so they can't pull anything down
G'hesh Nhot	sleep the bulls and then release them
Aerlin	http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/w/warp-metal
G'hesh Nhot	or bind thm
Aerlin	Could this work?
Drufle (GM)	So, uh, are we doing the bridge, then?
Rochelle Gwerm	we're doing shenanigans, drufle
Drufle (GM)	I noticed.
G'hesh Nhot	how good is your throw roch?
Rochelle Gwerm	no damn clue
Drufle (GM)	And yeah, warp metal could certainly break one chain.
Navaya	we're doing the bridge we just can't agree on HOW to do the bridge
Rochelle Gwerm	my ranged bonus is +6
Drufle (GM)	It's just a CR 8 encounter, you can probably just go and punch them.
Aerlin	I'm not really wanting to burn 4MP on this then.
Rochelle Gwerm	my throwing arm is powerful from high STR, but it has shit accuracy
G'hesh Nhot	sleep them first though, dont want them running off
Aerlin	If we just focus the bulls, they won't be able to break anything.
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle can probably just break the chains by force if the bulls are asleep
Drufle (GM)	Just in case I didn't make this clear from last week, or earlier, there are things other than bulls on the bridge.
Rochelle Gwerm	how many of those can break the bridge, drufle?
G'hesh Nhot	tie them together and then use them as a battering ram against the towers
Drufle (GM)	There's, uh, about 10ish tiefling rogues and casters manning the bridge.
G'hesh Nhot	or the other people on the bridge
Aerlin	I also have a few spells that will disable them.
Rochelle Gwerm	rogues and casters are pidly we'll have no trouble with them
G'hesh Nhot	i can deal with tieflings or have you forgotten the cottage
Rochelle Gwerm	magic the bulls and chains, maul the tieflings sounds like a good plan
Aerlin	I like it.
G'hesh Nhot	PLAN
Drufle (GM)	(geez this song just keeps going) So, off to the bridge?
Rochelle Gwerm	(its the never ending song)
G'hesh Nhot	YEP
Rochelle Gwerm	lets go
Aerlin	Before that, I'll Mage Armor up.
Rochelle Gwerm	I will buff myself as well
G'hesh Nhot	is anything there an evil outsider?
Drufle (GM)	Uh, no.
G'hesh Nhot	oh oh well G'hesh Nhot selects her tiefling killing sword
Drufle (GM)	And here we are!
Rochelle Gwerm	the bulls hmmm
G'hesh Nhot	burgers
Drufle (GM)	To make this architecture a little clearer. The doors to your immediate left and right go up to a walkway above the bulls. Rochelle Gwerm raids the left door
Drufle (GM)	The tieflings are all standing on watchtowers. I mean, they see you guys approaching miles away. This definitely isn't a stealth operation.
Navaya	oh well
Rochelle Gwerm	we're professionals don't worry
Navaya	sun's out guns out Navaya casts spectral hand
Drufle (GM)	So you guys are gonna have to go ahead and roll initiative! Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Strength
Check: 12
G'hesh Nhot	sleep the bulls and deal with the chains.
Aerlin	In that case I also casted protection from arrows. :b
Rochelle Gwerm	+2 vrs doors and uhhh shit
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh is calling left side if roch wants the right
Rochelle Gwerm	is this even enough?
Drufle (GM)	Not even slightly, Rochelle.
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+4( 4 )+4 = 8
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm already at the left side fuck it
Aerlin	Crud. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Athletics Check 25 I climb up
Drufle (GM)	I mean. Initiative.
Rochelle Gwerm	did we start the combat? Navaya:
Navaya	Initiative
Check: 14.03
Rochelle Gwerm	did they?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Initiative
Check: 5 is that 25 enough?
Drufle (GM)	It will be, on your turn.
Rochelle Gwerm	fiiiine I'll pocket this 25 for now
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 16 )+1 = 17
Aerlin	Drufle, can I see that guy up the back, there?
Drufle (GM)	Mhm.
Aerlin	I'm wondering if he's the bull commander. Drufle (GM): default Red Redford : Initiative
Check: 21.11
Aerlin	Is there anything that makes him look like he is?
Drufle (GM)	He's a tiefling.
Rochelle Gwerm	he looks quite a bit different from the rest
Aerlin	I'm guessing he'd use a horn or something if he was... Toot toot.
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+2( 20 )+2 = 22 rolling d20 ( 19 ) = 19 rolling d20+3 ( 20 )+3 = 23 Whoa.
Aerlin	Well...
Drufle (GM)	These guys are fast.
G'hesh Nhot	roch did you realy zip across to my side, im slower then you
Rochelle Gwerm	I was already here!
G'hesh Nhot	oh grrr
Drufle (GM)	Alright, well, the rando tieflings are up first then.
G'hesh Nhot	its going to take a turn just to get to the other side
Drufle (GM)	Time to start plinking away with crossbows!
Rochelle Gwerm	now we shall see there...uhh...crossbows?
G'hesh Nhot	bring it
Rochelle Gwerm	plink away
Drufle (GM)	Oh, the song ended.
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Rochelle Gwerm	after...half an hour?
Drufle (GM)	Let's have, uh... I'm gonna do 2 at Navaya first.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I SEE THOSE TINY PEASHOOTERS!"
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5( 11 )+5 = 16 rolling d20+5 ( 13 )+5 = 18
Navaya	sigh
Drufle (GM)	Hits?
Rochelle Gwerm	we need to get navaya some magic robes or something
Navaya	against AC?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Navaya	second one hits
Drufle (GM)	rolling d8( 3 ) = 3 There's 3 damage for you.
Rochelle Gwerm	I think the bulls are the main foe here
Navaya	"ow! bastard!"
Drufle (GM)	Then, uh... How about 3 at Rochelle.
Rochelle Gwerm	try me
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5( 12 )+5 = 17 rolling d20+5 ( 19 )+5 = 24 rolling d20+5 ( 19 )+5 = 24
Rochelle Gwerm	I laugh at your silly bolts
G'hesh Nhot	they would actualy miss me too lol
Rochelle Gwerm	the shield and iron skin eat aaaaall of that
Drufle (GM)	Well the second two hit, since those are crit threats.
Rochelle Gwerm	they crit on 19s?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Rochelle Gwerm	bugger
Drufle (GM)	Crossbows are 19-20.
Rochelle Gwerm	fine, roll the things
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d8( 4 + 2 ) = 6 There ya go.
Aerlin	This session has become Drufle's Revengence
Drufle (GM)	So that was 5 shots, 3 more... Let's just put the rest in G'hesh.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh no I'm back into two-digit health
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5( 7 )+5 = 12 rolling d20+5 ( 17 )+5 = 22 rolling d20+5 ( 6 )+5 = 11 Misses.
G'hesh Nhot	nope
Drufle (GM)	So now it's caster boy time.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh joy lets see what he can do a fireball?
Drufle (GM)	Everyone make a reflex save. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Reflex
Save: 12
Save Notes	+2 to Will Saves against insanity and confusion
G'hesh Nhot	is it fire?
Drufle (GM)	It is fire. Navaya:
Navaya	Reflex
Save:30
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
Rochelle Gwerm	navaya ain't havin it
Navaya	NONE OF THAT
G'hesh Nhot	i have resist 5? Drufle (GM): default Red Redford : Reflex
Save: 22
Save Notes	+1 per adjacent ally (Shake It Off)
G'hesh Nhot	wat does that do
Drufle (GM)	That'll block some damage. Roll your reflex anyway. You too, Aerlin!
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+3( 13 )+3 = 16
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+5( 15 )+5 = 20
Drufle (GM)	rolling 8d6( 5 + 2 + 5 + 3 + 3 + 4 + 2 + 5 ) = 29 Alright, so. Aerlin and Rochelle take 29 fire damage.
Navaya	WHAT
Drufle (GM)	Red takes 14, Ghesh takes 9, and Navaya takes 0.
Aerlin	Hookay, I'm at 11HP.
Rochelle Gwerm	holy fuck
Aerlin	Was that a fireball?
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm down to 66/101
Drufle (GM)	It was! It's almost like casters are incredibly powerful if you want them to be!
Navaya	"You're supposed to be better than this guys!"
Rochelle Gwerm	I hate the magic inbalance I'll get some extra bulk when I rage but
Drufle (GM)	He then shouts something at the bulls.
Rochelle Gwerm	holy fucking shit that hurt
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin and, uh, Navaya? Who all speaks Abyssal?
Navaya	yes uh not me
Rochelle Gwerm	we're too late now aren't we?
Navaya	no think we'll be fine
Rochelle Gwerm	Red and Aerlin have it I think
Navaya	for a few rounds
Drufle (GM)	The tiefling boss boy shouts "Aurochs, march!"
Aerlin	Hrm. This is bad.
Rochelle Gwerm	you wanna warn us or?
Drufle (GM)	Next up is, uh, Red!
Navaya	i think aerlin might be in too much pain to notice
Rochelle Gwerm	heals pls?
Aerlin	Yes, we do.
Rochelle Gwerm	can Red heal I don't actually know
Drufle (GM)	Red has no heals, remember.
G'hesh Nhot	he better open the door
Aerlin	I am injured but I'm keeping composure.
Drufle (GM)	I mean, he can if he wants to. The doors are unlocked.
Rochelle Gwerm	summon something
G'hesh Nhot	or do i charge the bulls
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle is on her way towards the mage
Drufle (GM)	Summon...
Rochelle Gwerm	hopefully summon a swarm to keep the bulls from moving, me thinks
Drufle (GM)	rolling d3+2( 1 )+2 = 3
Rochelle Gwerm	welp
Drufle (GM)	BULL FIGHT
Rochelle Gwerm	couldn't you put them closer? so the enemy bulls can't move?
Drufle (GM)	I could, but then I wouldn't get to make a charge.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh alright
Navaya	those are some fat bulls
Drufle (GM)	To get trample bonuses.
Rochelle Gwerm	they ate too much
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, the aspect ratio is dumb.
Rochelle Gwerm	doesn't trample only work on smaller creatures?
Drufle (GM)	It does, but I still get charge bonus damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	alright then
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+11( 10 )+11 = 21 rolling d20+11 ( 5 )+11 = 16
Rochelle Gwerm	bulls alpha and beta have charged the enemy
Drufle (GM)	Those both hit the aurochs...
Navaya	stodgy boys
Drufle (GM)	rolling d8+2d6+21( 6 )+( 3 + 5 )+21 = 35 rolling d8+2d6+21 ( 1 )+( 2 + 6 )+21 = 30 THWAP
Navaya	oof
Rochelle Gwerm	that's some good charge damage
Drufle (GM)	Aurochs left is dead, aurochs right is severely damaged.
Navaya	wow!
Rochelle Gwerm	well shit I expected this to be harder... what's the catch?
Navaya	just
Drufle (GM)	The bulls are CR 3!
Navaya	the caster is the catch just end him
Rochelle Gwerm	this was supposed to be CR 8 encounter? heal Rochelle and she'll be on it
Drufle (GM)	4 CR 3's, 8 CR 1's, and a CR 9
Aerlin	I have an idea to get that jerk. I just need to get up on the wall...
Drufle (GM)	Er, CR 8?
Rochelle Gwerm	the CR 1s do nothing
Drufle (GM)	I forget what CR the caster is. It's up there. Anyway, aurochs time! Bottom right is gonna gore a bull. rolling d20+8 ( 4 )+8 = 12 A miss.
Drufle (GM)	The upper two are gonna try to break their supports.
Aerlin	This music is. Something.
Drufle (GM)	I'll switch it to something better.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Well that didn't take long" "Move move move!"
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+6( 20 )+6 = 26 rolling d20+6 ( 12 )+6 = 18 One support shatters!
G'hesh Nhot	ok im going for the bulls
Rochelle Gwerm	I don't think you have enough time
Drufle (GM)	Alright, the bridge isn't breaking quite yet.
Rochelle Gwerm	what happens to the caster
G'hesh Nhot	there is still 1 support standing
Rochelle Gwerm	wut
Navaya	three
Rochelle Gwerm	no there's three ghesh pls pay attention
G'hesh Nhot	thats what i meant but the other 2 are safe ish
Navaya	fair do's
Aerlin	I will disable the one that hasn't broken it yet.
Rochelle Gwerm	does anyone have a repair spell?
Aerlin	I can get close enough.
G'hesh Nhot	how much damage are these bulls doing
Drufle (GM)	Next up is...G'hesh.
Rochelle Gwerm	they've yet to actually damage a person yet
G'hesh Nhot	i may need to take an aoo
Rochelle Gwerm	I think right now they need to succeed a STR roll to break a support
Drufle (GM)	Correct!
Rochelle Gwerm	the bottom right Auroch is very weak you could kill it in one shot
Aerlin	I'll be able to sleep those top two easily.
Rochelle Gwerm	but the bulls are in the way
G'hesh Nhot	how far can i run and fight?
Drufle (GM)	G'hesh only has like 4 tiles of movement. She's very slow.
Aerlin	Well, unless they save, I guess.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay nvm you're not going anywhere sorry ghesh
G'hesh Nhot	charge is double and fight right?
Drufle (GM)	Correct.
Rochelle Gwerm	charge is just full move isn't it?
Drufle (GM)	Double move.
Rochelle Gwerm	really well alright then
G'hesh Nhot	can i make it?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
G'hesh Nhot	CHARGE
Drufle (GM)	You'll have a penalty to-hit for having to squeeze between the bulls. But I don't think you'll care much.
G'hesh Nhot	i have plenty ill do it on the bulls
Drufle (GM)	It's a +2 for charging, and a -4 for squeezing, so a -2 on your roll overall.
G'hesh Nhot	which one is standing?
Drufle (GM)	Right one. The one that isn't on its side.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+15( 14 )+15 = 29
Drufle (GM)	Hit.
Aerlin	I really want to shove that caster. Right off the side...
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+9( 1 )+9 = 10
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll be making my way to the caster
G'hesh Nhot	damn
Drufle (GM)	Both aurochs are dead now.
G'hesh Nhot	oh ok
Aerlin	I do have some bull rush spells but it's a risky move.
G'hesh Nhot	Clear
Drufle (GM)	There is now a giant meat wall in your way. Next up is Navaya.
Rochelle Gwerm	heals pls? actually wait maybe heal Aerlin
Aerlin	I want to move in and cast Deep Slumber I can block any arrows but if the caster attacks me again that could be bad.
Navaya	Heals for Aerlin Roch, suck it up
Aerlin	Unless you can disable the bull and I can heal myself with a potion.
Rochelle Gwerm	I suggested it!
Aerlin	Whichever you want to do.
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin is right after Navaya. Once she heals.
Aerlin	Roch, you should drink a potion on your way up. I'm sure you must have a few.
Navaya	CMW on its way
Rochelle Gwerm	"You guys try no to die, I'll head on up" a healing potion ain't gonna do much lets be real, 1d8 +3 is kinda small or whatever these potions do
Aerlin	Weird, I have 3 Serious Wound potions.
Navaya	rolling 2d8+7( 3 + 8 )+7 = 18
Aerlin	I should have really given you one of those.
Rochelle Gwerm	welp, too late now
Navaya	give me one and I'll shuttle it
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll get more health when I rage though
Navaya	I was heading that way anyway
Aerlin	But anyway, if you have the action to spare, might as well drink one.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll definitely not have an action to spare I'm going in swinging
Navaya	oh NOW I remember what I wanted to ask
Aerlin	Okay, I'm up to 29.
Navaya	Drufle, if I have Daha deliver a spell, could I then cast a spell myself on the same turn?
Drufle (GM)	You have to cast the spell through Daha, so no.
Navaya	rats
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin, your turn.
Aerlin	weasels you mean.
Navaya	ok so Aer give me the potion I'm not done
Drufle (GM)	Oh.
Aerlin	Sure.
Rochelle Gwerm	Navaya's got move and swift actions left
Navaya	right so now I have a CSW I'll head over to roch aerlin and red take the right walkway if they want now i'm done
Rochelle Gwerm	you trying to ride with or are you just going to stay there?
Aerlin	My turn...
Drufle (GM)	You have LOS to all the guys on the watchtowers, by the way.
Navaya	I am just here
Drufle (GM)	There isn't much in the way of battlements up there.
Rochelle Gwerm	do the battlements have roofs?
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
Rochelle Gwerm	is that a door?
Aerlin	And I wish I could water jet that guy off the edge but I have to take care of the bull.
Drufle (GM)	The white rectangles are doors.
Rochelle Gwerm	where the tieflings are? doors but no roof?
Drufle (GM)	No rooves. Roofs? Roofs
Rochelle Gwerm	how does that door work? is it like a fence gate?
Drufle (GM)	There's a bit of wall above the door.
Aerlin	Now, Deep Slumber on those two back bulls.
Drufle (GM)	Uh, alright.
Aerlin	Let's see, that's DC20 Will
Drufle (GM)	Is Deep Slumber 10 HD?
Aerlin	Yeah
Drufle (GM)	What radius is that? 10-foot burst, gotcha.
Red Redford	dramatic music!
Aerlin	Right.
Drufle (GM)	The Aurochs are only HD 3 each.
Rochelle Gwerm	GOLURK welcome
Drufle (GM)	If the burst was larger you could've hit up to 4 of the tieflings.
Red Redford	im so big are we kaiju now
Aerlin	Yeah I thought they'd be too high up. In any case! Sleep, fools!
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 8 )+3 = 11 rolling d20+3 ( 8 )+3 = 11
Aerlin	Sleeeeep!!
Drufle (GM)	Both fails. They are napping. The tiefling mage is clearly annoyed by this.
Rochelle Gwerm	do they wake up when hit?
G'hesh Nhot	not for long.......
Drufle (GM)	They sure do.
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm
Drufle (GM)	None of that sleep-slapping anymore.
Aerlin	Oh, he's going to be really annoyed at me next turn then.
Drufle (GM)	Anything else, Aerlin?
Rochelle Gwerm	deal with the chains, then kill the aurochs
Red Redford	what are those 4
Aerlin	I'm good. For now.
Drufle (GM)	The four angry bulls are man-eating aurochs. They are chained to the supports of the bridge.
Red Redford	its a cow eat cow world
G'hesh Nhot	chains? steak before decorating
Drufle (GM)	The 3 very fat bulls are celestial aurochs you summoned.
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah one of the supports is already broken
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle is last, then.
Rochelle Gwerm	we've dealt with two of them though yeeeup Rochelle Gwerm pulls out that 25 from ealier
Rochelle Gwerm	HUP
Drufle (GM)	Note that the towers are 30 feet up.
Rochelle Gwerm	easy
Drufle (GM)	Which takes out the appropriate amount from your speed.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh so I have no speed... or do I
Drufle (GM)	You're on the towers now, though. Or at least on the walkways.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll burn an MP rage and smack this door
Drufle (GM)	Is this your Fleet Charge?
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah
Drufle (GM)	Thought so. Take a swing!
Rochelle Gwerm	I don't think I can make an STR check with it unless this door is unlocked
Drufle (GM)	I mean, it is.
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm
Drufle (GM)	But you can't open doors as part of a charge.
Rochelle Gwerm	eh, I can't do this out of order
Drufle (GM)	That'd be silly. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub, Cold Iron Attack 27 vs AC Damage 20 Type: B
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons
Weapon Notes	A large greatclub made of stone. +2 vs doors probably I can't vital strike I don't think
Drufle (GM)	The door is smashed in.
Rochelle Gwerm	since that uses a normal action "OH YEAH!!!" "GREETINGS TINY MORTALS"
Drufle (GM)	Back to the top of the round, then.
Rochelle Gwerm	"DO YOU HAVE TIME TO HEAR ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVOUR, GREATCLUB!?"
Drufle (GM)	Take your fast healing.
Aerlin	Can I have some of that too?
Drufle (GM)	The dumb rogues are up first.
Aerlin	P-please.
Drufle (GM)	Stab, I guess?
Rochelle Gwerm	89/122 health I'm ready for this
Navaya	AERLIN WHERE ARE YOU GOING
Aerlin	I make a face at them like I want them to shoot arrows at me.
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5( 3 )+5 = 8 rolling d20+5 ( 10 )+5 = 15 Plink.
Rochelle Gwerm	"AHAHAHAHA!!"
Drufle (GM)	One of them leaps out the window.
Rochelle Gwerm	pffft I can't blame him
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Drufle (GM)	The other one moves back to protect the caster.
G'hesh Nhot	mine
Drufle (GM)	The other four fire at G'hesh and Aerlin. 2 each. G'hesh's first...
Rochelle Gwerm	Aerlin pls survive
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5( 9 )+5 = 14 rolling d20+5 ( 5 )+5 = 10 Misses.
G'hesh Nhot	nope
Drufle (GM)	And now Aerlin's. rolling d20+5 ( 6 )+5 = 11 rolling d20+5 ( 10 )+5 = 15
Aerlin	Misses.
Drufle (GM)	Misses, I think. Yeah. Now the caster!
Aerlin	Not that they would have hurt anyway.
Rochelle Gwerm	now the hard part...
Drufle (GM)	Ok, uh...
G'hesh Nhot	my hp isnt that big according to my notes
Rochelle Gwerm	you aren't an HP tank you're an AC tank
Aerlin	We rested before this, remember.
G'hesh Nhot	yep and i took 9 damage, my notes say 65 hp
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm 30 feet up, remember?
Drufle (GM)	I know.
G'hesh Nhot	so im at 56 now
Aerlin	I'm sitting at 29 over here so you're probably fine. :b
Red Redford	i have 51 hp so tanky
Rochelle Gwerm	another fireball, is it?
Drufle (GM)	No, a Volcanic Storm.
G'hesh Nhot	did the 30 ft fall tiefling take damage?
Rochelle Gwerm	oh
Drufle (GM)	He did, yeah. Everyone make a reflex save.
Rochelle Gwerm	what is the shape of a volcanic storm?
Drufle (GM)	Cylinder. 40 feet tall.
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+3( 6 )+3 = 9 Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Reflex
Save: 16
Save Notes	+2 to Will Saves against insanity and confusion
Aerlin	Oh dear.
Rochelle Gwerm	shit that's not enough
Aerlin	(surge)
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+5( 4 )+5 = 9
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 10 )+3 = 13 rolling d20+3 ( 3 )+3 = 6 rolling d20+3 ( 18 )+3 = 21
G'hesh Nhot	surge
Rochelle Gwerm	a 6 on a surge won't be enough
Drufle (GM)	Those are the bull ssaves.
G'hesh Nhot	fuck
Drufle (GM)	Bottom bull saves.
G'hesh Nhot	damage it is then.....
Drufle (GM)	Navaya, Red, I need your saves.
G'hesh Nhot	hope my resist 5 helps
Aerlin	This is...very big.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm sorry Aerlin...
G'hesh Nhot	atleast death is at -28 for me
Red Redford	what save ref?
Drufle (GM)	Reflex. Navaya:
Navaya	Reflex
Save:12 hm
Rochelle Gwerm	can I surge my save?
Drufle (GM)	You can.
Rochelle Gwerm	is that allowed? rolling 1d6 ( 2 ) = 2 bugger
Drufle (GM)	You can surge any d20 roll.
Rochelle Gwerm	I really don't want to take another nuke I guess that's it
Drufle (GM)	I'll roll for now, then. Red can take his damage once he gets his save out. rolling 5d6 ( 1 + 6 + 1 + 3 + 2 ) = 13 Nice one.
Rochelle Gwerm	hm HMMM oh we lost Red
Drufle (GM)	Everyone takes 13 damage, G'hesh takes 8.
G'hesh Nhot	oh phew
Drufle (GM)	Except that one bull. That one bull takes 6.
Navaya	"ffffucking fire!!!"
G'hesh Nhot	i love fire
Aerlin	"Things sure are...heating up."
Navaya	also how fucking big is this cylinder that it hits _all of us_
Golurk	"I can bring the fire too."
Drufle (GM)	20 foot radius, 40 feet in height.
Red Redford	"cough "
Navaya	oh yeah it's prolly long range so he can just poot it in the middle of us
Red Redford	"It's as big as a small shed, at least!"
Drufle (GM)	Red, make your save. Red Redford: default Red Redford : Reflex
Save: 24
Save Notes	+1 per adjacent ally (Shake It Off)
Drufle (GM)	You pass and take 6 damage.
Aerlin	Red, can you move the bulls here forward a bit. I'd like to get a little closer.
Drufle (GM)	You also took 14 damage earlier from a fireball. So mark that down.
Aerlin	If you can.
Drufle (GM)	It's Red's turn, so he can do what he'd like!
Aerlin	Are these dead megabulls obstacles?
Rochelle Gwerm	difficult terrain?
Red Redford	yeah what can i do with the cows
G'hesh Nhot	no they are like pate
Red Redford	help me tictac
Drufle (GM)	The're celestial aurochs. And yes, the dead aurochs are difficult terrain.
G'hesh Nhot	no they are dead
Drufle (GM)	Your bulls have trample/stampede, gore, smite evil.
Red Redford	if the cows arent useful anymore i can summon a hound archon i want the cows to attack the cows at the back
Rochelle Gwerm	we need to deal with the chains on the left enemy auroch if it wakes up it might try to break its chains again which will break the supports
Drufle (GM)	What, the top left one?
Rochelle Gwerm	we really do not want another support to break
Drufle (GM)	He already broke his. His chain isn't connected to anything now.
Rochelle Gwerm	the right one
Drufle (GM)	Oh, you said left.
Rochelle Gwerm	did I? oh welp
Drufle (GM)	Any ideas, Red?
Red Redford	cna i selectively intimidate
Drufle (GM)	Of course.
Red Redford	intimidate just the tiefs
Aerlin	Hello there.
Rochelle Gwerm	everyone who is awake is a tief
Drufle (GM)	Oh, well, you can't intimidate a group of guys.
Red Redford	"Need a hand?" wha
Rochelle Gwerm	can you disable their caster?
Aerlin	"Just gotta. Cool off."
Drufle (GM)	That's for G'hesh. Intimidate normally only targets one creature.
Red Redford	i mean
Rochelle Gwerm	the enemy aurochs are in a deep slumber
Red Redford	blistering invective
Drufle (GM)	Oh, that. Right. Red Redford: default Red Redford : Blistering Invective
Spell Level: Inquisitor, 2
School: Evocation [fire, language-dependent]
Components: V, S
Range: Personal
Effects/Target: 30-ft. radius
Duration: Instantaneous
Save: Reflex partial, see text DC: 18 Rolls Caster Level Check +7 =10 Concentration Check +13 =21
Cast Defensively DC	19 You unleash an insulting tirade so vicious and spiteful that enemies who hear it are physically scorched by your fury. When you cast this spell, make an Intimidate check to demoralize each enemy within 30 feet of you. Enemies that are demoralized this way take 2d8 points of fire damage and catch fire. Spell resistance can negate the fire damage caused by this spell, but does not protect the creature from the demoralizing effect. Any Reflex save attempted to extinguish the flames automatically fails as long as the creature remains demoralized by your Intimidate check.
Augmented (5th)	If you expend two uses of mythic power, the spell doesn’t have the language-dependent descriptor and you don’t take a penalty on your Intimidate check to demoralize creatures that are larger than you. Spells Notes:+1 DC to conjuration spells
Drufle (GM)	Sure, go ahead!
G'hesh Nhot	i could scare them, but i thought you wanted the bulls dead
Drufle (GM)	Right, reflex saves... Left or right tieflings?
Red Redford	im no gonna mythic it all except this one
Drufle (GM)	Righto. rolling d20+5 ( 4 )+5 = 9 rolling d20+5 ( 1 )+5 = 6 rolling d20+5 ( 2 )+5 = 7 rolling d20+5 ( 14 )+5 = 19 rolling d20+5 ( 9 )+5 = 14
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5( 11 )+5 = 16 rolling d20+5 ( 14 )+5 = 19
Red Redford	7
Drufle (GM)	Two guys pass. And take no fire damage. The rest take 2.
Red Redford	okay! now the cows can i attack with them or are they stuck
Drufle (GM)	Aren't you going to intimidate the tieflings?
Red Redford	oh right default Red Redford : Influence Check 36
Drufle (GM)	Wow. That hits so hard.
Red Redford	im so good at this you guys
Drufle (GM)	Their DC is like 12.
G'hesh Nhot	wtf
Aerlin	Aerlin is not intimidated.
Drufle (GM)	All the tieflings but that top left one are terrified.
Aerlin	Because you are my friend.
Drufle (GM)	You can attack with the bulls now, if you want.
Red Redford	I high five aerlin after I drop my sick diss
Drufle (GM)	The top two at least.
G'hesh Nhot	thats like ghesh level intimidation
Drufle (GM)	Bottom bull is kinda out of range.
Aerlin	Aerlin reciprocates but also is glaring at the caster.
Red Redford	how about a trample attack they can trample things of their size i have to use all three though
Aerlin	Be careful, Ghesh is under one of them.
G'hesh Nhot	im ontop
Red Redford	oh hi
Rochelle Gwerm	no Ghesh
Red Redford	CAN SHE RIDE THEM
Rochelle Gwerm	you squeezed between them you're not on top
G'hesh Nhot	oh
Red Redford	ride them into battle
Drufle (GM)	I mean, if she wants to make an Acrobatics check, go right ahead.
Rochelle Gwerm	you need an Athletics check
G'hesh Nhot	thats what i wanted to do ok
Rochelle Gwerm	isn't Athletics climbing?
Drufle (GM)	It is, but Ride is Acrobatics.
Aerlin	No one can tell the difference.
Red Redford	this is like that post on tumblr
Aerlin	Because they both start with A's.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+8( 9 )+8 = 17
Rochelle Gwerm	what was that?
Red Redford	the rogues like using acrobatics for athletics and the fighters vice versa
G'hesh Nhot	ontop?
Drufle (GM)	That's her Athletics, aka the wrong roll.
G'hesh Nhot	oh
Drufle (GM)	I mean, I guess that's the appropriate roll to get on top. But that roll isn't going to keep you on the bull.
Rochelle Gwerm	it gets her out of the way of the trample I guess?
Aerlin	(surge)
G'hesh Nhot	oh, if i fall off could i land in combat?
Drufle (GM)	She doesn't need to surge that roll!
Rochelle Gwerm	she has a huge ACP penalty to her Acrobatics check
Drufle (GM)	No, if you fall off you're prone. Red, attack with the bulls!
Rochelle Gwerm	there is no way for her to manage that
Drufle (GM)	Charge 'em forward or something.
Red Redford	Targets of a trample can make an attack of opportunity, but at a –4 penalty. If targets forgo an attack of opportunity, they can attempt to avoid the trampling creature and receive a Reflex save to take half damage.
Drufle (GM)	Gotcha.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 1 )+1 = 2 ouch
Red Redford	move em here
Drufle (GM)	And G'hesh flies right off.
Rochelle Gwerm	where are the bulls goins?
Aerlin	That poor tiefling.
Red Redford	they do that samurai thing where they slash across i roll damage?
Drufle (GM)	The aurochs get no AOO because they are both asleep.
Navaya	cut throught the corpses
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, roll damage.
G'hesh Nhot	atleast im not trampled
Rochelle Gwerm	okay so here's the issue
Red Redford	dc 19 rolling 2d6+9 ( 5 + 4 )+9 = 18
Rochelle Gwerm	you just woke them up
Drufle (GM)	They're asleep, they get no save. Alright, 18 damage. Noted.
Rochelle Gwerm	waking them up means the one on the right can try to break the supports again thanks we were trying to avoid that
Drufle (GM)	Next is the aurochs!
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Drufle (GM)	To be fair, he wasn't here when they were put to sleep.
Rochelle Gwerm	we told him multiple times
Drufle (GM)	Also Red you need to roll the rest of your damage.
Red Redford	que?
Drufle (GM)	There's another 1d8+12 there. The trample damage is extra. On top of the normal gore attack.
Red Redford	15
Aerlin	Is that tiefling dead though
Rochelle Gwerm	is 33 enough?
Drufle (GM)	Oh, he is so dead. Totally gone. Not quite! They are both on 2 hp.
Rochelle Gwerm	dang it red!
Drufle (GM)	The left aurochs is gonna turn around and attack the bulls.
Red Redford	cowfight! cowfight...
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+8( 12 )+8 = 20 Hit, I think. rolling d8+6 ( 5 )+6 = 11
Red Redford	ac13 hp28
Drufle (GM)	Right bull is going to make a STR check... rolling d20+6 ( 6 )+6 = 12 Nope. Next is G'hesh.
Rochelle Gwerm	Ghesh is currently on the ground
Navaya	after bring trampled I'd imagine making astrength check is hard
Red Redford	Kill Bull
G'hesh Nhot	can i mak a leaping charge to forgo the standing up bit
Drufle (GM)	She, uh, can't reach them. Unfortunately not.
Red Redford	Nhot
Drufle (GM)	It's a move action to stand up. You can spend your turn getting up in front of them.
G'hesh Nhot	and a charge as standard?
Drufle (GM)	But you can't attack this turn.
Rochelle Gwerm	throw your sword!
Drufle (GM)	Charge is full-round.
Rochelle Gwerm	throoooow it
G'hesh Nhot	sword throw?
Drufle (GM)	You can throw it, sure.
Rochelle Gwerm	you only need to deal 2 damage
Navaya	don't throw your good one
Drufle (GM)	Make a ranged attack with -4. G'hesh Nhot draws a basic sword from her back
Navaya	oh if its at the aurochs then go ahead I though we were throwing at the caster sorry I have him on the brain
Rochelle Gwerm	the caster is a bit far away
Aerlin	Oh don't worry about that fool.
Navaya	REALLY wishing I learned Limp lash
G'hesh Nhot	so its =1 dex - 4?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
G'hesh Nhot	so-3
Drufle (GM)	Well, you have to include your BAB. I'll skip the math and tell you it's a total of +4.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+4( 20 )+4 = 24
Drufle (GM)	Oh.
G'hesh Nhot	fuck
Drufle (GM)	Well, roll again?
Rochelle Gwerm	I say that's a good throw
Aerlin	Chop off its head!
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+4( 3 )+4 = 7 nope
Drufle (GM)	Well, still a hit.
Rochelle Gwerm	well not a crit but hey
Drufle (GM)	That aurochs is very dead.
Rochelle Gwerm	sword right through the skull
Navaya	yay!
Rochelle Gwerm	well now the main issue is dealt with
Drufle (GM)	Next up is Navaya.
G'hesh Nhot	right... brb
Red Redford	Come on down, hex sister!
Navaya	shit shit shit when do I get mass healing
Drufle (GM)	(man maybe we won't even make it to the mythic fight)
Navaya	is what she's thinking right now god no!
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah this is going on for a long while
Aerlin	We gotta, we're all here for once...
Rochelle Gwerm	that is true this is a rare occasion
Drufle (GM)	Quick, someone ohko the caster.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm working on it
Red Redford	ill shoot him in the face!
Drufle (GM)	He only has like 60 hp.
Aerlin	The clocks are going back, we British will live..??
Rochelle Gwerm	but I'm LAST
Aerlin	Oh, I plan to.
Rochelle Gwerm	fire ze meesiles?
Navaya	i cant cast at 4th level yet can i?
Drufle (GM)	No.
Navaya	fuck
Drufle (GM)	Not until level 8.
Red Redford	do you have the slumber hex
Navaya	no!
Drufle (GM)	Everyone sleeps...
Navaya	it's touch anyway!!
Red Redford	no its not its 30 feet anyway, got an idea what to do now
Drufle (GM)	Navaya can just heal if she wants. Someone other than Aerlin, I mean.
Red Redford	youre so far away, get in a better position
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, do some moving too.
Rochelle Gwerm	the caster has massive AoEs
Navaya	ok if YOU guys have an idea then I'l just heal
Aerlin	He won't if he's dead.
Rochelle Gwerm	hey druf?
Drufle (GM)	Yes?
Rochelle Gwerm	how does Overrun work? I want to hit the guy in the back
Drufle (GM)	It basically just lets you try to move ethrough their square.
Rochelle Gwerm	before the caster
Navaya	rolling 2d8+7( 5 + 3 )+7 = 15
Rochelle Gwerm	but this joker is in the way
Navaya	downing a CMW potion
Drufle (GM)	Who is that heal for? Ah.
Red Redford	its what the cows did
Drufle (GM)	That's just a move action, you can do a standard too if you want.
Red Redford	glug glug
Drufle (GM)	Oh, you moved. Gotcha.
Navaya	i moved over here for some reason
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin!
Navaya	imagine that navi is panicking
Aerlin	Oh, at last.
Rochelle Gwerm	I need impossible speed so badly
Aerlin	Difficult terrain is just twice as hard to move over, right?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
G'hesh Nhot	sorry to be a pain guys but im gonna shoot, im falling asleep as im looking at the screen
Rochelle Gwerm	D:
Aerlin	That'll do it then...
Navaya	sleep well Sam
Rochelle Gwerm	g'night sam
Drufle (GM)	Right then, no mythic fight tonight.
Aerlin	I cast this. http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/h/hydraulic-torrent On the caster.
Drufle (GM)	Oh good, this one.
Aerlin	My CMD is...+9+7
Red Redford	Do the Z-Move pose!
Drufle (GM)	Right, make your check.
Red Redford	Hydrooooo Vortex
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+16( 16 )+16 = 32
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
Rochelle Gwerm	well then
Aerlin	"Hey! Cool off!"
Navaya	oh
Drufle (GM)	And there he goes.
Rochelle Gwerm	that's a long way down
Navaya	why did I not learn this...
Drufle (GM)	rolling 6d6( 5 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 6 + 2 ) = 21 THWAP
Red Redford	LMAO
Rochelle Gwerm	oh great he's alive
Navaya	not a witch spell never mind!
Drufle (GM)	He is now laying on the ground at the bottom of the riverbed.
Aerlin	He has to have broken something...
Navaya	his hunchback cushioned his fall
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle!
Rochelle Gwerm	"I FIND THIS GREATLY DISAPPOINTING" well shit now what what kind of action is Overrun?
Red Redford	clear them mobs
Drufle (GM)	CMB. Standard, I think?
Rochelle Gwerm	bugger how far do I move?
Drufle (GM)	It's a standard action, as part of a move or charge.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh okay uhhh I charge the guy in back?
Drufle (GM)	Sure.
Rochelle Gwerm	and overrun this fool in front of me
Drufle (GM)	Make an overrun against the guy in front of you. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : CMB
Check: 35
Red Redford	dango
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5( 5 )+5 = 10 He kinda tinks you in the back as you pass.
Rochelle Gwerm	"HAH! YOU ARE LIKE FEATHERS" I guess since this is a charge I hit this guy as well
Drufle (GM)	Yes. Make an actual attack against this guy. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub, Cold Iron Attack 34 vs AC Damage 23 Type: B
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons
Weapon Notes	A large greatclub made of stone.
Drufle (GM)	Splat.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh wait ah nvm I didn't need a Power Attack
Aerlin	How long was that fall, by the way?
Rochelle Gwerm	uhh
Navaya	6d6 long
Drufle (GM)	Apparently 30 feet.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm gonna fleet warrior and go after that guy who fell
Drufle (GM)	According to Book.
Red Redford	oh, not that high
Rochelle Gwerm	do I still have my swift action?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Navaya	drufle did you say the riverbed was 120feet WIDE or DEEP
Drufle (GM)	So here's the thing.
Aerlin	Rochelle could Mario stomp him.
Drufle (GM)	The riverbed back at the bugs was 120 feet deep.
Aerlin	That would be entertaining.
Rochelle Gwerm	he's on the lip WEEEE
Drufle (GM)	They neglected to mention in the Drezen section that the riverbed shrank a lot. By this point in the water system.
Navaya	eh?
Rochelle Gwerm	so...land and attack? how does this work?
Drufle (GM)	Obviously Rochelle is also going to take 6d6 damage from this fall, but make your attack first.
Red Redford	New Hampshire SMASH
Rochelle Gwerm	do I get bonus damage for momentum?
Drufle (GM)	Possibly.
Rochelle Gwerm	since I land on him?
Aerlin	CRUSH
Red Redford	she gotta
Drufle (GM)	Roll to hit first.
Navaya	do a link sword plant Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Melee Attack
Check: 24 rolling to hit
Drufle (GM)	Hit, roll damage plus, uh, 3d6. rolling 6d6 ( 5 + 2 + 5 + 2 + 3 + 6 ) = 23 And here's your 23 damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 2d88+3d6+14+1d6( 39 + 77 )+( 1 + 1 + 2 )+14+( 1 ) = 135 wtf
Drufle (GM)	Um.
Navaya	um
Rochelle Gwerm	keyboard pls
Drufle (GM)	Not quite.
Rochelle Gwerm	let me redo that
Red Redford	amazing
Drufle (GM)	Roll that 2d8 better.
Red Redford	they got vaporized
Aerlin	Aerlin becomes worried, since she just caused her friend to leap off the edge in a blind rage.
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 2d8+3d6+14+1d6( 7 + 5 )+( 5 + 5 + 1 )+14+( 6 ) = 43
Drufle (GM)	He's dead.
Aerlin	"Oh. Um."
Red Redford	"???"
Navaya	can't get deader than that
Rochelle Gwerm	"SMASH!!!"
Navaya	"Roch>!"
Drufle (GM)	Good thing too, he had Shatter prepared.
Aerlin	"Can someone chec-okay she's fine."
Navaya	of course he would
Rochelle Gwerm	"I DID IT!!"
Drufle (GM)	He was going to just point and break the supports if he had to.
Rochelle Gwerm	"THE ANNOYING SMALL MAN IS DEAD!!"
Navaya	"OKAY GREAT"
Aerlin	(how do we get her back up)
Navaya	throw a scale down
Red Redford	cast fly
Drufle (GM)	She can climb back up the riverbed.
Aerlin	I have rope!!
Drufle (GM)	It's a DC 15 Athletics check.
Rochelle Gwerm	I guess I'll just
Red Redford	i too have rope
Navaya	of course thr rope
Rochelle Gwerm	end bloodrage?
Aerlin	I can use my rope, though!
Rochelle Gwerm	I think I have enough health to safely do that
Navaya	also roll your damage man
Rochelle Gwerm	actually let me get out first
Drufle (GM)	The remaining tieflings, who were intimidated, are now surrendering. I rolled his 23 hitpoints.
Navaya	oh cool
Aerlin	I like how the music ended even though these tieflings are here.
Navaya	right
Aerlin	They are just not very threatning.
Drufle (GM)	They're all CR 1, they can't do anything. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Athletics Check 13
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
Rochelle Gwerm	halp
Drufle (GM)	She failed the check.
Red Redford	"Imagine if a giant woman crushed you all like that."
Rochelle Gwerm	I surge rolling 1d6 ( 6 ) = 6 I made it
Drufle (GM)	She leaps out.
Red Redford	i say to the tieflings Navaya flies over to Roch and heals her
Drufle (GM)	Yeah the tieflings are good with not dying.
Rochelle Gwerm	"oooookay I'm feeling a little light-headed"
Aerlin	I'll hand out heals, now.
Drufle (GM)	So, uh, I was going to move into the mythic fight now. But uh.
Aerlin	rolling 1d8+1( 8 )+1 = 9 rolling 1d8+1 ( 6 )+1 = 7
Rochelle Gwerm	who's doing what?
Aerlin	rolling 1d8+1( 1 )+1 = 2 rolling 1d8+1 ( 1 )+1 = 2 God.
Drufle (GM)	I think Aerlin is pouring potions down your throat.
Aerlin	I'm wanding myself.
Navaya	rolling 2d8+7( 3 + 4 )+7 = 14
Drufle (GM)	Oh.
Navaya	that's a heal hex for roch
Rochelle Gwerm	"Thanks" 46/101
Aerlin	How's Ghesh's HP?
Navaya	"don't throw yourself off a bridge again!"
Rochelle Gwerm	pretty good
Drufle (GM)	She's at 48/65.
Red Redford	"I need heals too!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Well...I can't promise anything"
Aerlin	rolling 1d8+1( 1 )+1 = 2 ... rolling 1d8+1 ( 6 )+1 = 7 rolling 1d8+1 ( 3 )+1 = 4
Rochelle Gwerm	"But that was incredible, right?"
Aerlin	61 will do.
Navaya	"I wish I'd seen the action take place, yeah"
Rochelle Gwerm	"I was like an Avalanche!"
Aerlin	"Red, are you hurt at all?"
Navaya	"you did very well, dear"
Red Redford	"I got this booboo."
Aerlin	rolling 1d8+1( 3 )+1 = 4 rolling 1d8+1 ( 8 )+1 = 9
Rochelle Gwerm	"RED! MY WIMP SENSORS ARE OFF THE CHARTS RIGHT NOW. YOU BABY!"
Aerlin	"How is that?" "She is. Loud."
Rochelle Gwerm	"How do I get back up onto this bridge?"
Aerlin	"Why don't you jump up?"
Rochelle Gwerm	I try to climb back over I guess? Rochelle Gwerm : Athletics Check 25 well
Navaya	can I cast strong wings on myself and assis her
Rochelle Gwerm	how's that?
Navaya	if she needs it which she might not
Aerlin	Hey guys how about that bull?
Navaya	i thought they were all dead
Rochelle Gwerm	oh yeah we didn't kill one of them he's on 2 HP
Aerlin	I could...charm it? Would that be fun?
Navaya	that's the one gesh tossed a sword at!
Rochelle Gwerm	I mean the other one that one is also at 2 hp
Drufle (GM)	She killed top right.
Navaya	oh there were two
Drufle (GM)	Top left is at 2 hp.
Rochelle Gwerm	drufle am I back up?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	WOO Rochelle Gwerm scales the side of the bridge and pulls herself back on
Navaya	well before we go slaughter the beast
Rochelle Gwerm	can we keep an auroch?
Navaya	can I ascertain if it's intelligent, demonic or just a big mean ol' bullock?
Rochelle Gwerm	are these evil or?
Aerlin	I want a pet bull :(
Drufle (GM)	They're uh.
Rochelle Gwerm	is this a religion roll or a nature roll?
Aerlin	I do actually have Charm Monster.
Drufle (GM)	Nature.
Red Redford	"I can summon nice bulls for you."
Aerlin	It'll last 7 hours. Navaya:
Navaya	Nature Check31
Red Redford	"My aurochs don't have a taste for human flesh."
Navaya	"yeah but not permanently"
Rochelle Gwerm	Navaya just knows things
Drufle (GM)	They're technically CE, but they're not, like, demonic or anything. They're just bulls that have a taste for sentient flesh.
Navaya	well then that's the rub
Rochelle Gwerm	bulls are herbivors though!
Drufle (GM)	Not these ones.
Rochelle Gwerm	they don't have the intestines for it!
Navaya	"yeah these things have been trained on meat. prolly better to send on to the great big steakhouse in the sky."
Red Redford	theyre like, pandas
Rochelle Gwerm	do they have any sentience ?
Aerlin	Is it just sitting here listening to this debate...
Rochelle Gwerm	what is there int score?
Aerlin	How polite.
Drufle (GM)	They have an INT of 4.
Rochelle Gwerm	what is it doing, actually?
Drufle (GM)	Somewhat intelligent.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh shit its...actually intelligent
Drufle (GM)	It's licking its own blood off its wounds.
Red Redford	I shoot it with an arrow
Aerlin	Aww.
Rochelle Gwerm	welp
Aerlin	It's so cute. Navaya: Navaya : Ice Spears
Spell Level: Witch (Winter Witch), 3
School: conjuration [cold]
Cast Time: 1 sa
Components: V, S, M (a small conical crystal)
Range: 40 (Close)
Effects/Target: 1 ice spear/4 levels
Duration: instantaneous
Save: Reflex half + see text DC: 19 Concentration: +15 Rolls Caster Level Check +7 =12 Upon casting this spell, one or more giant spears of ice lance up out of the ground. Each stalagmite-like icicle affects a 5-foot square and tapers to a height of 10 feet. You may cause a number of ice spears equal to one spear for every four caster levels you possess to burst from the ground. A creature that occupies a square from which a spear extends (or that is within 10 feet of the ground below) takes 2d6 points of piercing damage and 2d6 points of cold damage per square—creatures that take up more than one square can be hit by multiple spears if the caster is high enough level. The explosive growth can also trip foes. When the spears erupt from the ground, they make a combat maneuver check against any targets that take damage from the spears, with a total bonus equal to your caster level plus your Intelligence, Wisdom, or Charisma modifier, whichever is highest. Each additional ice spear beyond the first that strikes a single foe grants a +10 bonus to this CMB check. If the check succeeds, the ice spears knock the foe prone. A successful Reflex save halves the damage and prevents the trip attempt. If you cast this spell upon an area covered with ice or snow, such as atop a glacier, frozen lake, or snow-covered field, the spears strike with additional force. Saves against the effect suffer a –2 penalty and the spell gains a +4 bonus on its combat maneuver check to trip foes. Ice spears created by this spell remain after they do their damage. They melt as normal depending on the surrounding environment. They no longer damage foes in their square, but can provide cover. An ice spear has hardness 5 and 30 hit points.
Drufle (GM)	You have to actually roll to hit it. Red Redford: default Red Redford : Radiance Attack 15 vs AC Damage 8 Type: P
Ranged Notes	+1 to attack and damage rolls within 30 ft.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Wow...stone cold, Red"
Drufle (GM)	Good grief that is a spell description.
Navaya	sorry
Rochelle Gwerm	"Stonnnne coooold"
Drufle (GM)	Regardless, it is dead.
Aerlin	Aerlin rips up the drawing she made of her and her new bull friend.
Red Redford	"May it find peace."
Drufle (GM)	The bridge is now secured and you guys now have so many siege points.
Aerlin	A single tear...
Red Redford	oh nooo!! Rochelle Gwerm pats him on the back and hops back down to Aerlin and the others
Red Redford	like tears in a rain
Aerlin	I am worried about the bridge's integrity though.
Rochelle Gwerm	where can we cash these siege points in?
Drufle (GM)	I should note that this "hop" deals 2d6 damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 2d6( 4 + 5 ) = 9
Aerlin	One support is down, can we march an army across this?
Drufle (GM)	You can. It's still pretty sturdy.
Aerlin	Well, that's good.
Rochelle Gwerm	this damage is nothing
Red Redford	I cast Destroy Bridge
Rochelle Gwerm	37 HP? plenty
Drufle (GM)	Also you don't cash siege points in, they exist to trigger a nasty encounter and also give you morale bonuses.
Rochelle Gwerm	are they tax deductable?
Drufle (GM)	If only.
Aerlin	I turn your spell into Destroy Blidge
Red Redford	destroy fridge
Aerlin	Does the fridge save?
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 1d20+20( 18 )+20 = 38
Aerlin	Does it have SR?
Rochelle Gwerm	the fridge saves it's got a very high Forte
Navaya	question druf
Drufle (GM)	The fridge is so strong.
Red Redford	fridges can resist a nuclear explosion
Rochelle Gwerm	it gets bonuses versus joke spells
Navaya	will you let us have these extra siege points as a morale bonus or do we cap at the mythic tflag requirement
Rochelle Gwerm	its a CR 30 MR 5 encounter
Drufle (GM)	No you still get the morale bonus.
Navaya	cool
Aerlin	The clocks just went back and I was mildly confused there.
Drufle (GM)	I think the threshold for the biggest bonus is like 26.
Aerlin	It's 1 am again
Drufle (GM)	Yep!
Red Redford	time travel
Aerlin	I thought we'd been playing for an hour.
Drufle (GM)	Happy DST, you guys. So, uh.
Rochelle Gwerm	now we get to play the "god damn it, DST" game for a week
Aerlin	okay good all my clocks went back.
Drufle (GM)	Now what...
Rochelle Gwerm	uhh report back in with the army?
Drufle (GM)	I was going to go into the mythic battle. But now Sam left.
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle needs heals
Drufle (GM)	We can just goof around for a little longer.
Aerlin	play something funky
Rochelle Gwerm	its what we always do
Drufle (GM)	I don't really feel like doing the extremely mediocre watchtowers fight right now.
Rochelle Gwerm	what do we do with these tieflings? prisoners? conversions?
Drufle (GM)	Red is the Conversion master.
Aerlin	"Let's go back to base and eat some delicious Iced Creams." Rochelle Gwerm just gives Aerlin the look
Aerlin	"You will be swayed one day, Fool." Rochelle Gwerm stumbles back into camp
Rochelle Gwerm	"Yo, we're back"
Aerlin	We're looking a little singed I'm imagining. Red Redford: default Red Redford : Influence Check 24
Drufle (GM)	Oh?
Aerlin	Do not worry, NPCs, we're fine.
Rochelle Gwerm	I thing Red got those tiefs *think
Drufle (GM)	Oh, that thing. Yeah, the tieflings are willing to submit. Red's +18 influence roll is hard to debate.
Red Redford	"What are these, iced creams."
Rochelle Gwerm	you helped them make it
Drufle (GM)	Technically.
Rochelle Gwerm	well, you weren't here Red helped them
Red Redford	"Weird, I can't remember. Did someone drug me?"
Aerlin	"It's why you gathered those ingredients for us, remember?" "Try some."
Navaya	"I think he might have sampled the blood vine"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Don't do it, Red! Its a trap!"
Red Redford	"I can't remember these past few days, to be honest."
Navaya	"oh pish, all it does is make people float!"
Red Redford	"Should I be worried."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Probably"
Aerlin	"How does it feel to be a commander, anyway?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"For multiple reasons"
Navaya	"floating is harmless!"
Red Redford	"Oh well! :shrug emoji:" "I'm a commander?!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Yes..."
Aerlin	"Cripes."
Rochelle Gwerm	"You've been one for a while now" "This is why I don't touch the iced creams"
Aerlin	We must unlock Red's backstory. Surely we've gained enough Friend Points by now.
Drufle (GM)	You're at 4/5 friendship fragments.
Red Redford	i havent written it down
Rochelle Gwerm	"How did you even get into this fight anyways?"
Red Redford	the draft i sent drufle is outdated
Rochelle Gwerm	"I get the whole part where you were just in the city"
Aerlin	nice one druf
Red Redford	dingleromper
Drufle (GM)	This song's been stuck in my head for like a week, so now you guys get it.
Red Redford	has it been released on pc
Drufle (GM)	I binged the entire game in like 3 days. It has!
Rochelle Gwerm	is this the backstory session?
Red Redford	what!!!
Drufle (GM)	Just like 2 weeks ago.
Red Redford	i havent played the first two yet...
Drufle (GM)	Do iiiiiit. I want someone else to talk about DR with.
Red Redford	im happy with reading the wiki is all
Rochelle Gwerm	what kind of game is it?
Red Redford	i know who komaeda is
Navaya	uhhh
Drufle (GM)	It's kinda like Phoenix Wright?
Red Redford	hes the meme guy on tumblr
Navaya	interactive novel sort of
Drufle (GM)	But with teenagers and lots of murder. Yeah.
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm
Drufle (GM)	Little bit of visual novel, little bit of detective stuff. Incredible plot.
Navaya	alll I know is the Muscle Lady from the first one and that damn bear
Drufle (GM)	If you're lazy and don't want to spend money, the first game has actually been made into an anime.
Rochelle Gwerm	of course...
Red Redford	and theres a sequel to the second game
Navaya	i have even less time for anime than games funnily enough
Drufle (GM)	:P
Red Redford	in anime form
Aerlin	Aerlin outlaws anime. rolling 1d20+99 ( 14 )+99 = 113
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, DR 3 is a very good anime.
Aerlin	It works.
Navaya	anime is banned until we get Nichijou 2
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, as much as I like talking about Danganronpa.
Rochelle Gwerm	that's not how you get big numbers rolling 1d888+4 ( 530 )+4 = 534 this is how you get big numbers
Aerlin	Nichijou 2: The Revenge
Drufle (GM)	Do we want to, like, make more ice cream? Talk? Or we can just end it early.
Red Redford	spar
Rochelle Gwerm	we tried talking to Red but his story hasn't been written yet Spar??? Red Redford: default Red Redford : Radiance Attack 16 vs AC Damage 6 Type: P
Ranged Notes	+1 to attack and damage rolls within 30 ft.
Aerlin	Let's talk about God.
Red Redford	hyah
Rochelle Gwerm	you are not much of a melee fighter, my man
Drufle (GM)	He spars with a bow.
Rochelle Gwerm	who did you shoot at?
Navaya	we can't make a portal to hell here! who knows what will happen!
Red Redford	into the sky
Rochelle Gwerm	because I'm pretty sure you don't hit any of us
Red Redford	it hits a tent on its way down theres a scream
Navaya	kills vash
Drufle (GM)	Vash has plenty of hp.
Aerlin	Vash has Protection against Arrows probably
Drufle (GM)	I can even tell you exactly how much.
Red Redford	69
Aerlin	i cast it on him six seconds ago
Navaya	"remember this for the test" ooh I know! drufle! acting time!
Drufle (GM)	He has 61 hp.
Navaya	me and aerlin offer our demonic ice cream to all the NPCs
Red Redford	what is achtung time
Rochelle Gwerm	uh oh
Drufle (GM)	Oh dear. Uhhhh.
Aerlin	"Navaya." "We must secure Investors."
Navaya	"agreed."
Red Redford	"Can I be the poster boy."
Rochelle Gwerm	"I...could really do with a rest..." Navaya turns her gaze to the group up north
Rochelle Gwerm	"And a healer"
Red Redford	"It'll be like Caprese Boy from Neo Yokio but with Iced Creams"
Rochelle Gwerm	all my buffs wore off I'm down to 27 health
Aerlin	"We do need a poster boy."
Red Redford	"I can use my charms. "
Drufle (GM)	Whoa, ok, right on top of Sosiel.
Navaya	"excuse me, uh, Sosiel"
Sosiel Vaenic	"GAH, uh, hello!"
Red Redford	is sosiel beta mercy
Rochelle Gwerm	"Vash please, I think my team is losing it"
Red Redford	thats canon now by the way
Aerlin	"Red, come. Look handsome in the background while we talk business."
Red Redford	aron is junkrat
Sosiel Vaenic	"Hello ladies, it's good to see the group of you back safe from your excursion."
Rochelle Gwerm	he hasn't seen Rochelle has he?
Drufle (GM)	Not really.
Navaya	"hello to you too! we've got a proposal for you"
Drufle (GM)	The 4 of these guys are busy talking.
Aerlin	"Yes. And it sure was hot! With the fire spells and all."
Drufle (GM)	They trust in you guys to not be terrible.
Navaya	"we've been trying to secure new food supplies within the horrible demon wasteland"
Aerlin	"Good thing we have this lovely treat to cool off with!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Guys...why..."
Navaya	"and would be most grateful if you could help us with our project"
Rochelle Gwerm	where is my tent anyways?
Aerlin	Hey give us money. Aron Kir kinda looks shiftily at the weird substance. Navaya:
Navaya	Performance Check11
Aron Kir	"Is that... ice? Why is it gray?"
Navaya	"We're calling it "Iced Cream""
Aerlin	"It's the nice ice you can eat! (tm)"
Navaya	"made with milk, ice, and local foliage"
Drufle (GM)	Too bad literally the only person in the party with a good CHA mod is not interested in the endeavor.
Rochelle Gwerm	she's kinda in a bad state right now
Anevia Tirablade	"... local foliage? Are you sure that's a good idea?"
Aerlin	"(Red, now! Pose!")
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm not feeling so great with all the open wounds Red Redford: default Red Redford : Performance Check 8
Aerlin	I hold the iced creams in front of him while he poses. Rochelle Gwerm yells over "They're nuts!"
Navaya	"don't worry, we've already tried some! I'm sure we can mitigate the levitation effect with enough testing!"
Irabeth Tirablade	"Uh huh, levitation, of course."
Aerlin	"You'll float with happiness!" Red Redford: default Red Redford : Detect Magic
Spell Level: Inquisitor, 0
School: Divination
Range: 60 (60 ft.)
Effects/Target: Cone-shaped emanation
Duration: Concentration, up to 1 min./level (D) Rolls Caster Level Check +7 =10 Concentration Check +13 =24
Cast Defensively DC	15
Original spell level:Bard 0, Cleric 0, Druid 0, Sorcerer/wizard 0
You detect magical auras. The amount of information revealed depends on how long you study a particular area or subject. 1st Round	Presence or absence of magical auras. 2nd Round: Number of different magical auras and the power of the most potent aura. 3rd Round: The strength and location of each aura. If the items or creatures bearing the auras are in line of sight, you can make Knowledge (arcana) skill checks to determine the school of magic involved in each. (Make one check per aura: DC 15 + spell level, or 15 + 1/2 caster level for a nonspell effect.) If the aura emanates from a magic item, you can attempt to identify its properties (see Spellcraft). Magical areas, multiple types of magic, or strong local magical emanations may distort or conceal weaker auras. Aura Strength: An aura's power depends on a spell's functioning spell level or an item's caster level; see the accompanying table. If an aura falls into more than one category, detect magic indicates the stronger of the two. Lingering Aura: A magical aura lingers after its original source dissipates (in the case of a spell) or is destroyed (in the case of a magic item). If detect magic is cast and directed at such a location, the spell indicates an aura strength of dim (even weaker than a faint aura). How long the aura lingers at this dim level depends on its original power: Outsiders and elementals are not magical in themselves, but if they are summoned, the conjuration spell registers. Each round, you can turn to detect magic in a new area. The spell can penetrate barriers, but 1 foot of stone, 1 inch of common metal, a thin sheet of lead, or 3 feet of wood or dirt blocks it. Detect magic can be made permanent with a permanency spell. Spells Notes:+1 DC to conjuration spells
Navaya	wha
Rochelle Gwerm	what are you detecting?
Irabeth Tirablade	"As much as I appreciate the effort put towards new sources of food, are you sure this is safe?"
Navaya	"absolutely! we haven't died yet!"
Aerlin	(oh my god we could have used the ice cream to cross the river)
Navaya	"in fact, I feel stronger than ever!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"That's not a good excuse and you know it!"
Red Redford	"Wow! level 9 transmutation! What the ffffrack"
Navaya	(damn! we could!)
Sosiel Vaenic	"That's, er, not particularly reassuring."
Rochelle Gwerm	Sosiel is a paladin or a cleric? I can't remember Navaya:
Navaya	Strength
Check: 5
Rochelle Gwerm	can he heal?
Red Redford	cleric
Drufle (GM)	He's a cleric. Irabeth is the paladin.
Rochelle Gwerm	I really need a heal just to sleep Navaya tries to lift Red and fails miserably
Red Redford	hes beta mercy, which is canon
Drufle (GM)	I mean, you could ask any of the hundred or so paladins around that have lay on hands.
Navaya	"eheh... it's been a few hours"
Red Redford	oh god
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle doesn't want to talk to the paladins!
Red Redford	make the paladins all line up in a row then high five them using lay on hands
Rochelle Gwerm	"Errr...."
Navaya	YES
Rochelle Gwerm	"I don't need...this many heals, guys"
Drufle (GM)	"We hear you were in need of substantial healing, madam!"
Navaya	red use your influence on the 'dins Rochelle Gwerm just looks around
Navaya	pikmin the hell out of them! Red Redford: default Red Redford : Influence Check 36
Rochelle Gwerm	"Uhhh...yess"
Drufle (GM)	Here's your healing. rolling 16d6 ( 6 + 5 + 3 + 1 + 3 + 4 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 5 + 4 + 4 + 5 + 3 + 2 ) = 53
Navaya	Ubercharge active
Rochelle Gwerm	would you believe she's still not up to full
Navaya	ah
Drufle (GM)	All of them put their hands on you and surge you with divine power.
Navaya	never mind do any of them cop a feel Rochelle Gwerm just sort of freezes up
Irabeth Tirablade	"Well, I suppose it couldn't hurt too bad to try out some local things."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Right...uhh...thanks guys"
Anevia Tirablade	"I mean, it definitely could, but sure."
Navaya	"ooh wonderful!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"..." "Can I have some space..." "Yer'all crowding around a little" Navaya and aerlin hand out bowls to irabeth and anevia
Rochelle Gwerm	"thanks..." Irabeth Tirablade tentatively eats a spoonful of the weird gray ice.
Aerlin	"Iced Creams. Just do it! (tm)"
Red Redford	"Hey Aerlin." Irabeth Tirablade starts floating into the air and tilts at a 45 degree angle.
Red Redford	"Can you make my Create Water into Create Wafer?"
Irabeth Tirablade	"Well, this is... bizarre."
Aerlin	"...Yes. I can."
Navaya	"...red that's briliant"
Red Redford	"Let's crumble it over there."
Drufle (GM)	Please, no. That's 14 gallons of wafers.
Rochelle Gwerm	YES DO IT
Navaya	BULK SUPPLY
Drufle (GM)	That's so many.
Navaya	they'll keep!
Drufle (GM)	What could you possibly do with 14 gallons of wafers?
Rochelle Gwerm	eat them
Drufle (GM)	Well, alright.
Navaya	we can hand out cones to the entire army!
Drufle (GM)	Red borrows the Liturgical Discombobulator and creates a giant pile of wafers.
Rochelle Gwerm	how big of a pile is this?
Drufle (GM)	14 gallons worth.
Aerlin	"Magic truly is incredible, isn't it?"
Drufle (GM)	I'm not doing the math to figure out how big that is. I don't even know the angle of repose for wafers. Do you? Rochelle Gwerm just sort of stares at the sudden appearance of the mountain of bread-product
Rochelle Gwerm	the angle is roughly 57 degrees
Drufle (GM)	I find that highly unlikely. That's an awfully stable pile of wafers.
Rochelle Gwerm	as unlikely as a sudden mountain of wafers
Drufle (GM)	Fair point.
Navaya	"look at what we can do with this!" Rochelle Gwerm pauses for a moment
Rochelle Gwerm	"..."
Sosiel Vaenic	"Why, er, what..."
Rochelle Gwerm	"WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO!?" Navaya instructs two standardbearers to bring a big tarp"
Anevia Tirablade	"Wafers!"
Navaya	"we need to bag these up!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"HOW!??" Anevia Tirablade grabs one and eats it. Rochelle Gwerm tentatively picks one up
Rochelle Gwerm	"What are these?" "You didn't make them from demon plants did you?"
Navaya	"I dunno but I just know they'll be useful!"
Navaya	Finesse Check10 Skill is untrained
Aerlin	"They're wafers! They're made of magic."
Drufle (GM)	Ok, after a rough calculation, the pile is nowhere near as big as that pink mess.
Rochelle Gwerm	"What's a wafer?" Navaya tries to roll one into a cone shape but it just breaks
Red Redford	"Delicious wafers."
Navaya	"eh, baby steps"
Drufle (GM)	The pile is slightly bigger than 1 square.
Aerlin	I'm not changing it.
Navaya	what you've drawn is 140 gallons of wafers Rochelle Gwerm tries to eat a wafer
Aerlin	Roll Fortitude!
Aravashnial	"What is going on here?"
Aerlin	"We done magic." Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Fortitude
Save: 15
Save Notes	+2 to Will Saves against insanity and confusion
Horgus Gwerm	"Are those... wafers?"
Aerlin	"Create Wafer. It's a very common spell."
Navaya	"yo don't eat all of 'em right now! we need a testbed for our product line!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Seriously, why does everyone know what these are?" "Why am I the only one who doesn't?"
Navaya	"I don't, Rochelle!"
Nurah Dendiwhar	"Well, look at them! What else would you call those?"
Navaya	"I just like 'em!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"I don't know"
Horgus Gwerm	"What was that about a product line, pixie?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Noooonononono"
Navaya	"oh, uh"
Aerlin	"It's the nice ice that you can eat, Horgus."
Rochelle Gwerm	"They made some weird food out of some local plant"
Navaya	"we've made a new kind of food, yeah!" Navaya offer a bowl of
Horgus Gwerm	"An entirely new type of food, you say. Interesting."
Navaya	"Aer do we have a name for this flavour?" Horgus Gwerm takes the bowl.
Aerlin	"Oh yes, branding is everything." "How about Cloudy Dreams...?"
Red Redford	"I'm Iced Cream Boy."
Aerlin	"Because of the floating. It's a feature!"
Horgus Gwerm	"Hm... a distinctly earthen scent to it, despite being some sort of shaved ice. An amusing slate gray with hints of a crimson marbling..."
Navaya	"heck, it works" Horgus Gwerm takes a taste of the Cloudy Dreams.
Horgus Gwerm	"Nutty, sweet, a bit salty, has a brief overture of grass." "Decent overall, I'd say." "You said you made this from local plants?"
Aerlin	"Along with ice and dairy, yes."
Rochelle Gwerm	"I saw what it was, it was not a pretty plant"
Horgus Gwerm	"Sheep's milk, yes?"
Aerlin	"Yes, I casted Sheep."
Navaya	"indeed! you certainly have a discernin' palate, sir"
Horgus Gwerm	"Well, as a nobleman of my stature, the art of food is a must-know."
Aerlin	(it's a very common spell.......)
Horgus Gwerm	"This is a rather remarkable work, given the ingredients available to you."
Rochelle Gwerm	"..."
Navaya	"Inspiration waits for no man nor fey, Horgus"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Aerlin...Navaya..." "sight I'll try a bite..."
Aerlin	"We are looking to expand to newer flavours, maybe using normal ingredients, even."
Navaya	"After this campaign is over we'll be looking into expanding into other flavours, yeah" Horgus Gwerm is floating a little bit but not really commenting on it.
Aerlin	"Into mass production, even."
Navaya	"also GLAD TO HAVE YOU ABOARD FINALLY, Roch"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Please don't make me regret this" Navaya had been pointedly ignoring her until now
Horgus Gwerm	"Mass production, hm? Well, I'm always interested in the beginnings of new companies."
Aerlin	She floats off into the sun. Oops.
Red Redford	Summon Munster
Navaya	she has an allergic reaction and rockets over the horizon
Drufle (GM)	Pffft.
Rochelle Gwerm	we'll see
Aerlin	That's how that works. "We would certainly welcome your support. Also. Have you seen our poster boy here."
Drufle (GM)	I don't actually know if Horgus is supposed to be a food connoisseur, but he is now.
Rochelle Gwerm	he's a rich man it comes with the territory
Drufle (GM)	Makes too much sense.
Navaya	he's the most qualified
Rochelle Gwerm	what if Rochelle was as well the food connoisseur
Drufle (GM)	I mean, it's not really a hereditary thing. But that would be hilarious.
Rochelle Gwerm	:P
Navaya	when we invent tv you'll have hour own show
Rochelle Gwerm	it would be funny
Navaya	*your
Rochelle Gwerm	ah yes, TV baby steps, as you say
Drufle (GM)	Well, uh.
Rochelle Gwerm	we gonna RP rochelle's first bite or?
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead.
Navaya	cliffhanger
Drufle (GM)	We'll stop soon.
Rochelle Gwerm	before I go and eat dinner
Navaya	the monster attacks just as she;s about to do it
Rochelle Gwerm	Navaya pls I won't remember next time
Drufle (GM)	Pffft.
Rochelle Gwerm	give Roch a bowl or something Navaya gives roch a spoon with some on it
Rochelle Gwerm	"...okay" Rochelle Gwerm closes her eyes and puts it into her mouth
Rochelle Gwerm	"..." Rochelle Gwerm swallows
Rochelle Gwerm	"Well...its more complicate