Drufle (GM)	Welcome to session 17, where first I have to ask everyone a question. Just some background music for the time being. So, we're definitely skipping the big army fight in the Drezen courtyard. The real question is, do we want to roleplay that going down? Or are we fine with just bursting into the citadel now.
Rochelle Gwerm	we walk up, show the head of the soltengrebbe, and scare them off
Drufle (GM)	Important question: which head?
Rochelle Gwerm	all three no chances taken
G'hesh Nhot	hmmm, ghesh and roch would probably just gate crash the joint
Navaya	all of them put them on spikes
Drufle (GM)	I think I'll at least offer people an Influence check to see if any of the armies turn traitor to your team.
Rochelle Gwerm	three specific heads leaves no room for interpretation
Navaya	wha????
Rochelle Gwerm	Red? can I use Assist Another?
Navaya	traitor?!
Drufle (GM)	This can either be a Influence (Diplomacy) or Influence (Intimidate) check. I don't really mind either way.
Red Redford	"Let's show the goat head, as a message to the cultists of Baphomet."
Drufle (GM)	Ooh, Red's got the good ideas.
Rochelle Gwerm	also, can we harvest a trophy?
Navaya	"eh, good enough"
Rochelle Gwerm	and good idea red
Drufle (GM)	I'll give you a +2 to the check if you carve Baphomet's sigil into the goat's head. Or tape it on. Whatever.
Red Redford	wont it be better if its like a a holy symbol of a good deity
Drufle (GM)	You want to consecrate it?
Rochelle Gwerm	this is what his goddess thinks of their precious goat
G'hesh Nhot	nice, can i add a dazzling display into the mix?
Navaya	well maybe more like a "we wuz 'ere" rather than _consecrating_ the thing
Red Redford	id want to look up whichever is the closest to a good counterpart to ol goatman is
Drufle (GM)	Sure, you can paint/carve/staple/whatever something on. Alright, gimme a Religion check.
Red Redford	oh sorry i meant branding with a good symbol
Drufle (GM)	Yeah I figured. Red Redford: good enough
Rochelle Gwerm	I don't think he can ever fail this roll a +4 to religion checks is kinda nuts
Drufle (GM)	I think Erastil would be a good choice for this. The LG god of hunting and community against the CE demon lord of beasts.
Rochelle Gwerm	this goat head belongs to the good god now
Red Redford	we hunted the heck out of it "We hunted the heck out of it!"
G'hesh Nhot	can i put on an amazing sword display to rival the greater demons in the mix?
Drufle (GM)	And to answer Rochelle's earlier question, you can try to harvest a trophy if you'd like. Good luck though.
Rochelle Gwerm	Aerlin took the Craftsman ranks though
Red Redford	sword display! aid another!
Rochelle Gwerm	can she try?
Drufle (GM)	Craftsmanship is just one of the three checks.
Rochelle Gwerm	also yeah I'll Aid Red as well
Red Redford	am i gonna make the influence roll now
Rochelle Gwerm	look, we got Religion already or the knowledge check about this creature Aerlin has that
Drufle (GM)	Let's do the Influence roll now.
Rochelle Gwerm	how do Aid Another?
Drufle (GM)	You have to make the same check as him, and if you beat DC 10 he gets +2.
Red Redford	lol im not gonna take any chances Display of Wisdom
Drufle (GM)	Oh. Well then. Rochelle Gwerm: Red Redford:
G'hesh Nhot	so i roll my intimidation?
Rochelle Gwerm	have an extra +2 my friend
Red Redford	another 18
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead, G'hesh.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+11( 7 )+11 = 18 and another
Rochelle Gwerm	so its a very very big roll
Drufle (GM)	Ok uh...
G'hesh Nhot	we are a scary mix of people lol
Drufle (GM)	So he has 38, +20 from display of wisdom, +4 from the intimidation feats of Rochelle and G'hesh. So that's a 62.
Rochelle Gwerm	sweet mercy that's rediculous
Drufle (GM)	Mark off 1 mp, Red.
Red Redford	worth
Rochelle Gwerm	we're all just standing on the top of a hill, holding the goat head we got sunglasses as well
Red Redford	best music compilation
G'hesh Nhot	whilst ghesh is going lonsword juggling
Drufle (GM)	So I think that both of the mortal armies, in their entirety, just throw down their weapons and surrender to Red.
Red Redford	oh and im speaking abyssal
Rochelle Gwerm	excellent
Navaya	bow down before your new king
Drufle (GM)	And I think a dretch is going to surrender as well.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh dear
G'hesh Nhot	defo an anime opener to open all openings
Navaya	the one sensible dretch
Red Redford	"That's the spirit! I'm glad we're on the same page here."
Rochelle Gwerm	we got a dretch uhhh
Drufle (GM)	So it's like 400ish humans and tieflings.
Rochelle Gwerm	we're a force to be reckoned with
Navaya	problem though
Drufle (GM)	And then this one dretch who has been totally absorbed by Red's terrifying rhetoric.
Navaya	they're in this "courtyard"
G'hesh Nhot	there are more dretches
Navaya	with 199 dretches behind them
Drufle (GM)	Oh no, all the other dretches teleport away.
Navaya	oh good
Red Redford	"Aw, that's cute."
G'hesh Nhot	phew
Navaya	sort of
Drufle (GM)	They ain't dealing with this nonsense.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Well dang...you got a demon"
Red Redford	"I think, what we do with this is..."
Navaya	"I'll add it to the demon index"
G'hesh Nhot	is it house trained Red Redford has no idea what to do in this situation. Rochelle Gwerm shrugs at Ghesh
Red Redford	I go in a tent and meditate intently
Drufle (GM)	For those that don't know what dretches are, they're the lowest ranks of demonkind.
Red Redford	im going to summon an archon and have a consultation
Drufle (GM)	CR 2, 4-foot tall little monsters. Oh geez uh.
Navaya	we know we fought some
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Rochelle Gwerm	where is the dretch durring that?
Navaya	they're just fat sacks of crap
Drufle (GM)	They were in the maze of the mongrelman area.
Navaya	probably under armed guard and not the paladins they'd just kill it
G'hesh Nhot	wernt they the ones i cleared a whole room of
Drufle (GM)	The dretch is just kinda awkwardly sitting in the open, with some of the new tieflings sitting nearby.
Rochelle Gwerm	can we sense motives?
Navaya	god I think that was mongrelmen ghesh
Drufle (GM)	You can sense motive, sure. Perception. Rochelle Gwerm:
G'hesh Nhot	oh my bad
Drufle (GM)	Meanwhile, we can have Red talk it out with a Hound Archon buddy.
Rochelle Gwerm	well then
Drufle (GM)	Which I think is the strongest Archon he can summon?
Rochelle Gwerm	I see nothing wrong with this
G'hesh Nhot	sould i stand nearby? should
Rochelle Gwerm	we're not LG Navaya:
Rochelle Gwerm	we should probably not be talking to the hound
Navaya	"so new guys... how ya doin?" Navaya sidles up to the new meat
Drufle (GM)	They all instinctively scooch away.
Rochelle Gwerm	keep in mind that we killed the chimera
Navaya	"ehh, you'll fit right in in a few days!"
Rochelle Gwerm	they are probably terrified of us
Red Redford	"So, uh. I'm new to extraplanar politics. What does it mean if a demon surrenders to us?" Oh and vash is here too he knows outsider stuff right
Drufle (GM)	Sure.
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle is technically an outsider if you need her
Drufle (GM)	The hound archon sits on a stool, thinking. You're a native outsider that barely counts.
Rochelle Gwerm	:P you didn't specify true outsider
Navaya	you thought you were an insider for your entire life up to yesterday
Rochelle Gwerm	fair enough
G'hesh Nhot	am i an outsider too?
Navaya	fuck knows
Rochelle Gwerm	unlikely Rochelle is only a native outsider because her father was a native outsider
Navaya	and yer mom was a native insider, which leaves you with one foot on the windowsill and the other on the floor, so to speak
Drufle (GM)	"Truthfully, the regulations for such an occurrence do exist. The first step is generally to indoctrinate the evil outsider, and then to ensure their cooperation. Meanwhile, a close eye must be kept on them at all times."
Red Redford	An apple cider
Navaya	look at this eloquent dog
Aravashnial	"Evil outsiders do indeed turn good from time to time, but tales of demons doing so are... rare."
Red Redford	That's how 10 Int should sound, people
Navaya	sorry
Rochelle Gwerm	he has a formal education
Aravashnial	"I agree, however, that regardless of its intentions, it must have a vigilant watch set upon it."
Red Redford	"I can only think of this diplomatically, but if I publicly execute this creature in front of its former allies, it might not be... good." "So I think you two are right."
G'hesh Nhot	i can watch, my sword will do well
Aravashnial	"It would be unwise to think of demons and cultists as allies. An alliance implies mutual respect, and demons do not have such a thing." "But perhaps this particular specimen had a fault in its creation."
Red Redford	"Hmmm."
Drufle (GM)	"I can request for a lantern archon to accompany the dretch for the time being, if you think that would be wise."
Red Redford	"Perhaps in another life, even dretches may have been good, at least once."
G'hesh Nhot	a what?
Red Redford	"That would be step in the right direction."
Rochelle Gwerm	a lantern, that is an archon as the hound archon is a hound, that is an archon
Red Redford	glowy glowy goodness with a tinge of law
G'hesh Nhot	oh ok what about my anti outsider sword?
Drufle (GM)	The archon nods its head and leaves for Heaven.
Red Redford	"I will take full responsibility if this bites us in the, how do they say, butt."
Aravashnial	"It will be an interesting experiment regardless."
Drufle (GM)	What about your anti-outsider sword? G'hesh Nhot pulls her tail in closer
Red Redford	"That was a productive few minutes!" "Thank you for your wise counsel."
G'hesh Nhot	its a good protector from evil outsiders
Red Redford	I think it's time
Drufle (GM)	It doesn't protect you from evil outsiders, it's just very good at killing them.
Navaya	it protects by proxy
Drufle (GM)	Which is a manner of protection, yeah.
G'hesh Nhot	hence protection
Navaya	anyway TO THE DUNGEON
Drufle (GM)	Alright, time for a really bad loading time. I apologize in advance if this sheet lags to hell.
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Rochelle Gwerm	"Heya, Red, how'd it go with the dog from up top"
Red Redford	to abyss Rochelle Gwerm was outside the tent, listening
Red Redford	"I expected him to be more ruthless, being a hound and all. But he was surprisingly merciful."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Well, that's good"
G'hesh Nhot	is that our tent?
Drufle (GM)	To be fair, hound archons are generally against violence.
Rochelle Gwerm	they are Good Boys
Drufle (GM)	But they are merciless against the unrepentant. So this is the front door of the citadel.
Navaya	well we have a square
Red Redford	did our hound look like a golden retriever thats canon now
G'hesh Nhot	roch, would you do the honours?
Rochelle Gwerm	"You lot wanna bash this down?"
Navaya	i always thought they were a giant akita or a doberman
Red Redford	that works too
Drufle (GM)	So, the NPCs are going to be doing some work in the meantime.
Red Redford	they can shapeshift into any dog anyway
Navaya	disposing of monster corpse Rochelle Gwerm:
Drufle (GM)	Anevia, Aron, and Sosiel are going to perform distractions around the outskirts. ... Right.
Navaya	well
Rochelle Gwerm	I am upset
Drufle (GM)	I'll get to that check in a second. These distractions will give all enemies -2 to initiative. Vash is going to scour the ruins for simple magical goods like potions and scrolls.
Rochelle Gwerm	ooh
Drufle (GM)	And Horgus will be going out with teams of soldiers to recover more food and goods.
Red Redford	im gonna cast a buff spell let me look for a long duration one...
Rochelle Gwerm	is a 10 enough to break this door?
Drufle (GM)	Not quite, no.
Rochelle Gwerm	dan
Drufle (GM)	Besides, it's unlocked.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh so does it just swing open?
Drufle (GM)	Additionally, Aron has provided everyone with a rough map of the citadel.
Red Redford	they're all 1 minute per level bad
Navaya	nice
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, Rochelle slams into the door with all her might and it just flimsily swings open and she hits the ground.
Rochelle Gwerm	"..." Rochelle Gwerm flexes in an attempt to save face
Navaya	"omfg you lump" Navaya is failing to suppress laughtwr
Rochelle Gwerm	"I'm just that strong"
Drufle (GM)	So I could give you guys an actual map, but that's not super necessary. The important part is that the map gives you +20 on perception checks to find secret doors.
Navaya	ooh Rochelle Gwerm:
Navaya	SCOUR EVERY ROOM this is for traps
Rochelle Gwerm	Red get in here and look at things
Drufle (GM)	So this chamber has a portcullis hanging 5 feet above the ground, four small doors off to the sides, and a large door ahead.
Red Redford	i cast tongues on myself maybe it will hep help
Drufle (GM)	Interesting, alright. Red Redford:
Rochelle Gwerm	much better than all of us hey druf, what's the floor made of?
Drufle (GM)	This gatehouse is totally sparse; there's nothing bizarre at all, aside from some small murderholes above the side doors.
Red Redford	"Now team, let's do this methodically." what are murderholes
Drufle (GM)	The... floor?
Red Redford	is that the technical term
Rochelle Gwerm	"Did someone say...recklessly?" yes drufle, the floor
G'hesh Nhot	me first i think
Rochelle Gwerm	remember I have a Burrow speed if that's what's tripping you up
Navaya	"don't put your head in front of the murderholes!"
Drufle (GM)	Oh, right. It's all solid stone.
G'hesh Nhot	i have high ac
Rochelle Gwerm	not good for me, but okay
Drufle (GM)	By the way. This place is totally dark.
Navaya	oh ok
Drufle (GM)	No torches, no windows, nothing.
Navaya	Dancing Lights!
Red Redford	i have an ioun torch
Rochelle Gwerm	I have lowlight vision for what its worth I think
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin has Light prepared. Rochelle Gwerm:
Drufle (GM)	So if nothing else, we can make a magic torch. Oh dear.
Rochelle Gwerm	HNNNNG
Drufle (GM)	What uh. What was that for.
Red Redford	whats that do
Navaya	door
Rochelle Gwerm	look at where I am
Drufle (GM)	That door was also unlocked but cool. Good to know.
Rochelle Gwerm	does it come off its hinges?
Navaya	you set off the burglar alarm
Drufle (GM)	Pretty much, yeah.
Rochelle Gwerm	I pick it up mine now
Navaya	1 point to Rochelle
G'hesh Nhot	"nice shield"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Not bad, eh?"
Red Redford	"Okay. Groundrules. I specifically forbid breaking doors. Like starting now."
Drufle (GM)	Speaking of burglar alarms.
Red Redford	"But ok that was cool I guess."
Drufle (GM)	I want all of you to make reflex saves.
Rochelle Gwerm	I hurl the door at the first enemy I see oh nvm Red Redford:
Rochelle Gwerm	no enemies, no hurling a shame
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+6( 5 )+6 = 11 Navaya:
Rochelle Gwerm	I think that's the highest I've ever rolled on Reflex
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5( 17 )+5 = 22 Aerlin does well. So looks like G'hesh is the only one who fails the fireball save.
Rochelle Gwerm	can I shield myself with door?
Red Redford	lmao a fireball at the entrance
G'hesh Nhot	thats fine
Navaya	OH IT'S A MAN
G'hesh Nhot	dc remeber
Rochelle Gwerm	oh
Red Redford	they arent pulling any punches
Rochelle Gwerm	I throw the door at that guy
Drufle (GM)	An angry goat demon just lobs a fireball at you guys as soon as Rochelle opened the door.
G'hesh Nhot	i have resist 5
Drufle (GM)	rolling 6d6( 6 + 6 + 6 + 6 + 1 + 3 ) = 28 G'hesh takes 23 damage, everyone else takes 14.
Red Redford	NUMBER OF THE BEAST
Drufle (GM)	Initiative! Rochelle Gwerm:
Navaya	"For fuck's sake, Roch!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"its literally just one demon" Navaya: Red Redford:
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7( 13 )+7 = 20 There's Aerlin. rolling d20+5 ( 13 )+5 = 18 There's the demon.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 2 )+1 = 3
Red Redford	firsties
Drufle (GM)	Yep, you're up first.
G'hesh Nhot	damn
Red Redford	next feat everyone take improved initiative
Navaya	you just got a fireball straight to the face you deserve that 3
Rochelle Gwerm	absolutely not I have nowhere to fit it
Drufle (GM)	Pffft. Aerlin already has improved initiative! And did everyone remember to include Amazing Initiative?
Rochelle Gwerm	oh uhh
Navaya	uh
Drufle (GM)	It's just a +2, but check to make sure.
Red Redford	i think i did
Drufle (GM)	I know for a fact G'hesh didn't.
Rochelle Gwerm	well it doesn't help me regardless
G'hesh Nhot	nope
Navaya	I think so yes
Drufle (GM)	G'hesh, your initiative is +3. The order doesn't change at all, but it's important to note for later.
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Red Redford	ok so i activate my bane against demons
Drufle (GM)	Oh also the demon was caught in the fireball, but they're totally immune to fire. So no issue.
Red Redford	can i shoot here
Drufle (GM)	They're a goat-headed humanoid with blazing firey hooves and a cloud of rancid smoke surrounding them. Shoot where? I missed the ping.
Red Redford	if i ask them to duck
Drufle (GM)	Sure.
G'hesh Nhot	has my thing froze?
Red Redford	and let me try radiance's power thingy
Drufle (GM)	I don't think so, G'hesh.
Red Redford	+1d8 to hit?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Red Redford	k
Rochelle Gwerm	you can surge after you make the to-hit roll
Red Redford	rolling now oh yeah, right
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, you don't actually have to do the roll now. Red Redford:
Drufle (GM)	Oof.
Rochelle Gwerm	well done
Drufle (GM)	Both are hits.
Red Redford	+2d6 damage
G'hesh Nhot	nice shooting
Red Redford	wait sorry not a full attack
Rochelle Gwerm	Red actually shot a thing
Red Redford	"Duck!" Rochelle Gwerm ducks under her door
Drufle (GM)	Roll that 2d6, then.
Red Redford	i moved G'hesh Nhot ducks
Red Redford	rolling 2d6( 2 + 4 ) = 6
Drufle (GM)	13 it is then! Good thing literally all of you have cold iron weapons now.
Red Redford	"Smmmmite!"
Navaya	ahem
Drufle (GM)	Next is Navaya. Well, cold iron or magic.
Navaya	do I need LoS to hit things with magic
Drufle (GM)	Uh, yes. For most spells at least.
Navaya	ok
G'hesh Nhot	sit on my head
Red Redford	wait
Drufle (GM)	Also, when Red shoots the demon, a searing blood spurts out of the wound.
G'hesh Nhot	cast from around my helmet
Red Redford	19... is that a cri. no dang
Drufle (GM)	Nah, I don't think any ranged weapons have 19-20.
Red Redford	i WISH they did lol
Navaya	ugh
Red Redford	"Move in front of me!" "Safety conga line."
Navaya	"It'll flamethrower us all like that!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"I think it can hit us with another fireball anyways"
G'hesh Nhot	im a firewall
Red Redford	"What's a flamethrower."
Rochelle Gwerm	"so not really a concern"
Drufle (GM)	Firewall...
G'hesh Nhot	yep
Navaya	damn I never did put in the ednuring armor later
Red Redford	what do
Drufle (GM)	I think she's going to cast a spell?
Navaya	i wanted to do mathematical curse but it's touch and my throw spell ain't enough to reach
Red Redford	yeah i dont think you get los unless youre in front of me
Navaya	from here
Red Redford	oh you can i guess you can trigonometry....
Drufle (GM)	Cast whenever ready.
Navaya	god damnit Ice Spears it is
Red Redford	ice spells? Navaya:
Red Redford	i want you to cast ice spells all the time love me ice spells
Navaya	right on top of him thanks
G'hesh Nhot	did we get any of that icecream yet?
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+8( 7 )+8 = 15
Navaya	god we never did the ice cream bit
Drufle (GM)	He fails that save.
Navaya	maybe afterward hooray!
Drufle (GM)	So that's uh. 8d6.
Navaya	am I level 8 or 7
Drufle (GM)	8.
Red Redford	8!
Drufle (GM)	So two icicles.
Navaya	oh! ok only one hits tho rolling 8d6 ( 3 + 5 + 3 + 3 + 3 + 6 + 6 + 3 ) = 32 nice!
Rochelle Gwerm	I approve of this damage
Red Redford	delICEious
Navaya	"stop stealing my one-liners!"
Drufle (GM)	Alright, he takes 41 damage.
Navaya	"hah! I thought so!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Well that was...cool"
Drufle (GM)	And falls to one knee, boiling blood spurting out of every joint. Technically still alive.
Navaya	"don't touch the boiling blood, FYI"
G'hesh Nhot	me next?
Drufle (GM)	Next is Aerlin, who's just going to walk up here. G'hesh you are at the very end, don't worry.
Navaya	there are snails who go before you
Red Redford	"I never did like goats. They have those shifty eyes. And they can climb trees. Have you ever seen a goat climb a tree? Unwholesome."
Drufle (GM)	Thought Streak would've put the attack roll in there, but no.
Rochelle Gwerm	"They taste good, though" Drufle (GM):
Navaya	"I saw some of ours climb a tree on the way here"
Red Redford	"A bit gamey."
Navaya	"the tree ate them"
Drufle (GM)	Unfortunately that misses the demon's AC. Rats.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Never trust a tree"
Navaya	surge!!
Drufle (GM)	Oh right. rolling d6 ( 5 ) = 5 Now it hits.
Navaya	yayy
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6+10( 4 )+10 = 14 And down he goes.
Navaya	"nice shot sis!"
Rochelle Gwerm	welp "Aw...its over already?"
Navaya	alright then
Drufle (GM)	Next up is the other demon!
Navaya	oh
G'hesh Nhot	MOVE RED!!!
Navaya	hi
Drufle (GM)	Door slams open, FIREBALL. Rochelle Gwerm: Navaya: Red Redford: dango
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5( 10 )+5 = 15
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+6( 5 )+6 = 11
Red Redford	can i surge
Drufle (GM)	So Navaya and Aerlin barely save, and everyone else fails.
Rochelle Gwerm	not quite as good as the first saves
Drufle (GM)	You can surge, sure. Mark off 1 mp and roll a d6.
Red Redford	rolling 1d6( 3 ) = 3
Drufle (GM)	Red is fine now.
G'hesh Nhot	whats the save?
Drufle (GM)	Well, half damage fine.
Navaya	no he is not
Drufle (GM)	The DC is 15.
G'hesh Nhot	surge! rolling 1d6 ( 5 ) = 5
Navaya	splash weapons don't hit AC at all, right?
Rochelle Gwerm	you guys have fun surging
Drufle (GM)	It's a spell, but no they don't.
Red Redford	lmao
G'hesh Nhot	im good now
Navaya	you know what I meant
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. rolling 6d6 ( 4 + 4 + 2 + 5 + 3 + 6 ) = 24 So Rochelle takes 24, G'hesh takes 7, and everyone else takes 12.
Navaya	"STOP THIS SHIT"
Rochelle Gwerm	how are the squishies looking?
Drufle (GM)	And now it is Rochelle's turn.
Red Redford	"Oh, hi."
Navaya	I'm alright, sort of
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin's at like 60%
Rochelle Gwerm	uhh
G'hesh Nhot	ive lost 1/3
Rochelle Gwerm	can I make a ranged attack during a Fleet Charge?
Drufle (GM)	61.19% exactly. Uhhhh. Yes. You can.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay
Drufle (GM)	Do you even have ranged attacks?
Rochelle Gwerm	Fleet Charge (1 MP) plus I hurl the door at the demon
Drufle (GM)	Oh. The door.
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Red Redford	"Oh no."
Drufle (GM)	Alright, make a ranged attack roll at -4.
Rochelle Gwerm	to make this clear, I do not expect much from this attack G'hesh Nhot ducks
Drufle (GM)	Plus 2. So -2 total. Rochelle Gwerm: -4 from that
Navaya	OOG
Rochelle Gwerm	oh it worked
G'hesh Nhot	wow
Drufle (GM)	Right, so, uh.
Rochelle Gwerm	what does door do??? I had not planned this far ahead
Drufle (GM)	A good 7-8 foot tall, 4ish feet wide door made of solid iron.
Red Redford	kills it instantly
Drufle (GM)	That bypasses DR. I'll say it does 4d6.
Navaya	the doors bypass DR?
Drufle (GM)	Fleet Charge does.
Rochelle Gwerm	+ Str?
Navaya	ah right
Drufle (GM)	Thrown weapons add STR, so sure.
Navaya	just frisbee'd into the bastard
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 4d6+7( 3 + 2 + 5 + 2 )+7 = 19
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle just arcs it over the other guys' heads.
G'hesh Nhot	nice
Drufle (GM)	CLONK
Red Redford	"Wait whu WHAT WAS THAT"
Navaya	"fuck man, that's good"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Sorry, I needed an opening" Navaya claps
Drufle (GM)	Boooo.
Red Redford	"Nice."
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Rochelle Gwerm	Power Attack here -5 to that second to-hit +2 because demon -2 from power attack
Red Redford	"When is a door not a door? When it's a deadly weapon."
Drufle (GM)	-3 from power attack, right?
Rochelle Gwerm	+...12 damage now?
Drufle (GM)	And +13.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh right it advanced 13 got it
Drufle (GM)	So those are both hits, and you do...
Red Redford	is there a see through doors spell
Drufle (GM)	64 damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	nice
Drufle (GM)	SQUISH
G'hesh Nhot	splat
Rochelle Gwerm	"AHAHAHA!!" G'hesh Nhot puts her sword away
Navaya	"okay, everybody out"
Red Redford	i dont want surprise fireballs no more
Navaya	"healing time"
Drufle (GM)	Oh, one sec. rolling 2d4 ( 2 + 4 ) = 6
Rochelle Gwerm	ow
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle takes 6 fire damage. From the boiling blood squirting everywhere.
G'hesh Nhot	fire blood
Red Redford	fire and blood
Rochelle Gwerm	62/106 so I've lost 44 health so far
Red Redford	42/68 almost at half health
Rochelle Gwerm	can we get trophies?
Navaya	38/54
Drufle (GM)	In case you're wondering, no, not every encounter in this dungeon starts with fireballs being slung at you.
Rochelle Gwerm	I want that fire blood
G'hesh Nhot	60/90
Red Redford	nice
Drufle (GM)	Religion check, then Survival, then Craftsmanship.
Rochelle Gwerm	you introduced the mechanic and now its everything I want to do "Hey Red? What's the deal with these fools?" I'm asking him to make the Religion check for me
G'hesh Nhot	i want fire blood
Drufle (GM)	(gosh i wish every song had as long as a loop as the metal compilation) Red Redford: idk
Rochelle Gwerm	aw... Aerlin?
Drufle (GM)	Wow, your Religion is pretty low. Navaya:
Rochelle Gwerm	oh thank you navaya
Navaya	no prop
Rochelle Gwerm	right so, who has survival?
Navaya	*prob
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20( 12 ) = 12
Drufle (GM)	These are Brimoraks! Also known as arsonist demons.
Rochelle Gwerm	Brimstone...
G'hesh Nhot	i have a +1 survival
Rochelle Gwerm	Red?
Navaya	"Yeah these guys are just fulla fire" hang on
Rochelle Gwerm	Survival is Wis-based Navaya:
Rochelle Gwerm	"Fire, eh? sounds useful"
Navaya	damn
Drufle (GM)	That's a no, alright.
Rochelle Gwerm	Red?
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 14 )+1 = 15
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin has a +3 Survival, so... Rochelle Gwerm: Red Redford:
G'hesh Nhot	survival
Red Redford	idk
Rochelle Gwerm	everyone is trying
Navaya	crit fail, body destroyed
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 12 )+3 = 15 Nope.
Rochelle Gwerm	well damn no go for this monster
Drufle (GM)	These bodies have been smashed to abyss and back.
G'hesh Nhot	can i surge my 15?
Drufle (GM)	Nothing can be gained.
Rochelle Gwerm	what about the other one?
Red Redford	skill checks dont crit either direction
Navaya	we can't do this per corpse
Drufle (GM)	... if you really want to surge this check, go ahead.
Navaya	we'd never get anywhere
Red Redford	but the rolls are low, alas
G'hesh Nhot	sure
Rochelle Gwerm	this probably isn't worth a surge
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d6( 5 ) = 5
Rochelle Gwerm	the only magic item I can think of is one that gives fiery blood to the wearer
Drufle (GM)	Well, G'hesh figures it out.
Rochelle Gwerm	and I don't think that works
Navaya	Ghesh lives in the moment
Rochelle Gwerm	oh good job
Red Redford	awww i was gonna cast insect scouts to.. scout but they dont see creatures
G'hesh Nhot	im a fighter.. we know survival
Navaya	next is craftsmanship
Rochelle Gwerm	okay so
Drufle (GM)	I'd say that this is like.
Rochelle Gwerm	Aerlin I think is the only one with ranks in that
Drufle (GM)	G'hesh recognizes their firey breath, and figures it works sorta like hers does. So she concocts a plan to remove their fire bladder. rolling d20+14 ( 15 )+14 = 29 Aerlin grabs her knife and goes to work.
Navaya	"man I love this team"
Rochelle Gwerm	well then
G'hesh Nhot	nice
Rochelle Gwerm	"We did good"
Navaya	also what's CMW roll again
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh was useful for once
Navaya	good on yer by golurk hi golurk
Drufle (GM)	Eventually, she extracts a small, hot-iron-red bladder that has a nasty fluid revolving around the air. And immediately puts it in a small bottle. Congratulations, it's worth 300 gp right there.
Rochelle Gwerm	not bad
Drufle (GM)	CMW is 2d8+CL. To answer Navaya.
Navaya	"can ya save some for me I wanna make Cardiac Arrest flavour"
Rochelle Gwerm	we can't craft with it though, can we?
Drufle (GM)	Every level of cure is just another 1d8.
Rochelle Gwerm	I think you explained demon stuff only makes more demon stuff
Navaya	ok thanks
Drufle (GM)	You can't craft magic items with it.
G'hesh Nhot	fire cream next..... like ice cream but hotter
Drufle (GM)	You can pour it on some ice cream if you want.
Navaya	do you mean level or caster level
Drufle (GM)	Same thing, usually.
Navaya	ok rolling 2d8+8 ( 4 + 8 )+8 = 20 I slap everyone with my healing hex papapapapapap
Rochelle Gwerm	20 hp for everyone? sure
Navaya	yes but that's it for today!
Drufle (GM)	So hey, how about the other 97.3% of this dungeon.
Rochelle Gwerm	sure!
G'hesh Nhot	80/90 now
Drufle (GM)	So that portcullis is just pulled up. 5 feet off the ground. You can just slip under it fine.
Navaya	aw no "Aerlin, can we get some rope?" "I wanna pull-aaand Ghesh is off"
Aerlin	"Pull what?" Navaya flits through the bars with a sigh
Golurk	"Oopsy daisy"
Navaya	"Roch get back here!"
Drufle (GM)	That's not actually a door, Rochelle. It's a small arrow slit.
Navaya	a window to another room what about the white bits?
G'hesh Nhot	ready?
Drufle (GM)	Every white bit is a door.
Navaya	well we're here now
Golurk	"Okay. Does anyone have any way to see through doors?"
Rochelle Gwerm	who is this strange person talking to us? (Golurk be Red)
Golurk	It's a me, Golurk
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin has Arcane Eye, but I don't think that's a through-doors thing.
Golurk	I'm a god
Red Redford	Hell o
Rochelle Gwerm	"Sooo...5 seconds then I'm busting down this door"
Drufle (GM)	I'm not opening that door until someone actually says they do it. Gotta keep the suspense up and all.
Rochelle Gwerm	"five" "four"
Drufle (GM)	Just open the door, geez. Nobody's gonna stop you.
Navaya	yeah I got nothin
Rochelle Gwerm	"threetwooneGO!"
Drufle (GM)	Again, the door was unlocked.
Rochelle Gwerm	its the thought that counts, Drufle
Drufle (GM)	Besides, almost all doors in here are DC 28. AKA unbreakable without juggernaut or a surge. Rochelle Gwerm: do I hear anything?
Drufle (GM)	No. You hear no voices from anywhere nearby. Rochelle Gwerm kicks in this door as well
Red Redford	You are like a little baby, watch this
Rochelle Gwerm	"ooooooOOOOHH"
Drufle (GM)	There are a couple of tiefling bodies up here but nothing else. Rochelle Gwerm mans the ballista
Rochelle Gwerm	what size is the balista?
Red Redford	"Never seen a siege engine before... (Or has he)"
Drufle (GM)	Uh, big? I dunno, it's a ballista. It's broken.
Rochelle Gwerm	what is the STR requirement to wield it?
Navaya	what's it looking out over?
Drufle (GM)	It's three times as large as you are, you cannot wield it. Rochelle Gwerm:
Navaya	you are not detritus the troll
Drufle (GM)	It's kinda looking out onto the courtyard area.
Navaya	oh hey so this is outside
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	do we not reveal any map from up here?
Drufle (GM)	This tan stuff is definitely outside.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm sure we'd have a good look Red Redford: idk
Navaya	i think it's all stuff we saw in the non-fight with the armies
Drufle (GM)	You can see more siege engines up a ways.
Navaya	oah
Drufle (GM)	But that's a few floors up.
Red Redford	i like that rolling a 2 is a 20 now for me
Drufle (GM)	:P G'hesh is apparently going through this door. Navaya: I hear ghesh crashing through
Drufle (GM)	Also nothing, and a door up to a similar ballista. You see a large, spiky tower way above you.
Navaya	nothing that looks like loot?
Drufle (GM)	Absolutely nothing.
Navaya	"ooh that looks like the boss"
Rochelle Gwerm	shame
Drufle (GM)	I'll spoil the surprise for you; those lower two doors also just lead to ballista postings. With nothing there.
Navaya	thank you
Rochelle Gwerm	reveal them so we don't forget and check next session Navaya: that's a better listen
Drufle (GM)	This is a massive iron door, and you don't really hear anything on the other side.
Navaya	pants
Rochelle Gwerm	I shove it open? I am winning this door game
Red Redford	I... stand back.
Rochelle Gwerm	good call
Drufle (GM)	Hallway. Very, very big hallway. 8 old statues stand watch above. Lots of rubble. Nothing else. Rochelle Gwerm:
Red Redford	knowledge
Drufle (GM)	Shoot.
Red Redford	which knowledge
Drufle (GM)	Uh, Society? I guess? Well, damn.
Red Redford	oh untrained
Drufle (GM)	Red sees it anyways.
Rochelle Gwerm	gargoyles again?
Drufle (GM)	The four more central statues budge ever-so-slightly every now and then.
Rochelle Gwerm	"You...look a tad intense there Red" "Whatya see?"
Red Redford	I block roche with my arm
Rochelle Gwerm	"Wow...rude"
Red Redford	"Let's back away, slowly."
Drufle (GM)	Also, how. Isn't Rochelle like 1.5 times taller than Red. He kinda slaps her knee.
Red Redford	i dont know what to call that action
Navaya	the "halt" action
Red Redford	yeah i guess
G'hesh Nhot	im back
Red Redford	halt
Rochelle Gwerm	welcome back
Red Redford	HI
Rochelle Gwerm	turns out, the big hall isn't empty
Drufle (GM)	The party is halted.
Rochelle Gwerm	it has evil
G'hesh Nhot	oh good
Red Redford	ready your buff spells
Rochelle Gwerm	"Are they alive or?" buffs? awesome
Red Redford	"They're moving."
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll pop them on
Red Redford	"The four statues."
Drufle (GM)	I can do communal protection from evil with Aerlin.
Red Redford	"I think it's a trap."
Navaya	good cal
G'hesh Nhot	wheres the neerest?
Drufle (GM)	So everyone has +2 to saves and AC for the next couple minutes.
Navaya	what do these statues look like?
Drufle (GM)	All of them are horned demons.
Rochelle Gwerm	my buffs only last 8 minutes and then I'm spent
Navaya	what are their arms doing?
Red Redford	EEP
Drufle (GM)	Their arms?
Navaya	yes their arms hands
Rochelle Gwerm	"Alright, you guys ready?"
Drufle (GM)	Uh, I guess they're kinda perched on those pedestals. Kinda bird-like. So their hands are just on the pedestals.
Navaya	do they have weapons on their bodies?
Drufle (GM)	No.
Navaya	alright then no peacebonding carry on Rochelle Gwerm bloodrages and steps forward
G'hesh Nhot	full attack
Drufle (GM)	You uh.
Rochelle Gwerm	you can't full attack what isn't on the ground yet
Drufle (GM)	Can't really full attack them from this far away.
Rochelle Gwerm	"GET DOWN HERE!!"
G'hesh Nhot	grrr
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, initiative! Rochelle Gwerm:
Red Redford	i cast invisibility!
Rochelle Gwerm	c...can it be?? Navaya:
Rochelle Gwerm	I did good on an initiative roll??
Red Redford	i was picking spells sorry
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+3( 4 )+3 = 7 Red Redford:
Rochelle Gwerm	oh, red go vanish then
Red Redford	firsties
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4( 16 )+4 = 20 rolling d20+7 ( 9 )+7 = 16
Rochelle Gwerm	who was who?
Drufle (GM)	First is indeed Red. Gargoyles are 20, Aerlin is 16.
Rochelle Gwerm	dammit! my one chance to shine
Drufle (GM)	So Red spends his turn casting invis?
Rochelle Gwerm	I think he started before we entered he was just Lagged
Drufle (GM)	Oh. Fair enough.
G'hesh Nhot	hes lagging
Red Redford	i can summon and keep invisibility right
Rochelle Gwerm	what ends normal invisibility? attacks or standard actions?
Red Redford	attacking i think
Navaya	yeah you can summon
Drufle (GM)	You can, yes. Only attacks end invisibility.
Red Redford	nice
Drufle (GM)	Including physical attacks and attacking spells.
Red Redford	ill just walk around and buff people this time
Rochelle Gwerm	summon...something that flies?
Red Redford	but first i summon monster 3
Drufle (GM)	Why not 4?
Red Redford	1d3+2
Rochelle Gwerm	we have limited resources drufle I hope this was an actual big fight
Red Redford	oh sorry i meant cast 4 to summon monsters from 3
Rochelle Gwerm	otherwise I very much wasted my entire buffing potential
Drufle (GM)	Gotcha. So what are you summoning? And oh no, this is another scrub fight.
Rochelle Gwerm	WELP
Red Redford	lantern archons
Drufle (GM)	Uh huh. Alright. Roll d3+2
Red Redford	rolling 1d3+2( 3 )+2 = 5
Navaya	ooh
Red Redford	LMAO
G'hesh Nhot	nice
Rochelle Gwerm	a ton of lanterns
G'hesh Nhot	is one green?
Drufle (GM)	So where are these boys going. They have to be in close range. So 45 feet.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh shit that was some lag the lanterns just appeared for me
Drufle (GM)	Lanterns now in place.
Red Redford	are those pictures of lanterns
Navaya	are you sure that's not just a steampunk beer stein
Drufle (GM)	Apparently it's a lantern. According to roll20.
Red Redford	ok! time to attack i blast the left one with light rays all of them
Drufle (GM)	Oh my.
Navaya	yeow
Red Redford	2 light rays +3 ranged touch (1d6)
Rochelle Gwerm	we have superior firepower
Red Redford	so tahts
Drufle (GM)	10 rays. All at +3.
Red Redford	4916132014106118 they target touch
Drufle (GM)	4 of those hit.
Red Redford	boo!
Drufle (GM)	The 16/13/20/14
Red Redford	rolling 4d6( 4 + 3 + 6 + 3 ) = 16
Navaya	so at least 16 touch AC
Drufle (GM)	Damage marked.
Navaya	stronk
Drufle (GM)	Gargoyles! The 13 and 14 hit, Navaya.
Navaya	+3 though
G'hesh Nhot	im good against gargoyles
Navaya	or did the macro account for that
Drufle (GM)	It did.
Navaya	oh alright then!
Drufle (GM)	Bump. rolling d20+7 ( 13 )+7 = 20 Nope.
Navaya	plonk
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7( 14 )+7 = 21 Bump? How's that do against lantern archons.
Red Redford	ac 15
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6+2( 3 )+2 = 5 There's some damage for ya.
Red Redford	dr/10 evil baby
Drufle (GM)	Oh dear. None then.
Rochelle Gwerm	the lanterns are unstoppable
Red Redford	oh and they all make saves to the aura of menace
Drufle (GM)	Aura of menace? Yeah. Will?
Red Redford	yeah wait
Navaya	I supppose five of these things count as a menace
Red Redford	yeah
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4( 13 )+4 = 17 rolling d20+4 ( 13 )+4 = 17 rolling d20+4 ( 19 )+4 = 23 rolling d20+4 ( 11 )+4 = 15 All pass.
Red Redford	yep
Drufle (GM)	So one attack at Rochelle. rolling d20+7 ( 15 )+7 = 22 No. One at G'hesh. rolling d20+7 ( 11 )+7 = 18 Also no.
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Drufle (GM)	Navaya!
Navaya	hi
Drufle (GM)	Your turn. Go ahead.
Navaya	i can't remember do these things have ice res
Rochelle Gwerm	sorry what?
Red Redford	you can check
Navaya	I got 19.08 you got 19.01
Drufle (GM)	She's very slightly faster.
Rochelle Gwerm	no I mean I was doing some bookkeeping so I missed a bit did I get hit?
Drufle (GM)	It's Navaya's turn. Does 22 hit?
Rochelle Gwerm	apparently not
Drufle (GM)	I thought not. Does it? I thought you were at like 24.
Rochelle Gwerm	25 right now
Navaya	ok no
Drufle (GM)	So Navaya's turn then.
Rochelle Gwerm	I have all my buffs on except Enlarge
Drufle (GM)	Also to answer your question, no they have no energy resists.
Navaya	i got it
Drufle (GM)	DR, but no energy resistance.
Navaya	pooh "Roch, yoou ok with that one?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"EASY PREY"
Navaya	"righto!"
Red Redford	"Do the one attacking my friend!" "(The Archon)"
Navaya	"oh alright! Ice spear on that guy!
G'hesh Nhot	im fine with two. be with you guys in 1 sec
Drufle (GM)	Geez, how many ice spears did you prepare?
Navaya	only two
Red Redford	all the spears
Navaya	wait
G'hesh Nhot	they wouldnt dare move as i have aoo reach
Navaya	the two thing
Rochelle Gwerm	are we going to need to rest already??
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+6( 11 )+6 = 17 There's the left guy's reflex save.
Navaya	nope also
Red Redford	no rest for the wicked
Drufle (GM)	Roll 4d6 then.
Navaya	do the two spears I make are the adjacent?
Red Redford	wicked cool i mean
Drufle (GM)	They can be in totally different squares if you want. So long as they are both in range.
Navaya	ok cool can I get the one right of ghesh then
Drufle (GM)	Sure. rolling d20+6 ( 14 )+6 = 20 He passes.
Navaya	darn
Drufle (GM)	So just roll 4d6 twice. And we'll half the second one.
Navaya	"hard to concentrate!"
G'hesh Nhot	did he move then? do i get aoo?
Navaya	rolling 4d6( 1 + 4 + 2 + 3 ) = 10 rolling 4d6 ( 4 + 6 + 2 + 1 ) = 13
Drufle (GM)	Marked.
Navaya	thanks
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle's up.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay Power Attack full Attack -5 to the second one -3 power attack
Rochelle Gwerm	they arn't demons so no +2
Drufle (GM)	So 23 and 17.
Rochelle Gwerm	and then just +13 damage yeah
Drufle (GM)	Both are hits, so, uh, 75 damage. Squish.
Navaya	also Ghesh no he did not
G'hesh Nhot	grrr
Navaya	he just swerved out the waty
Rochelle Gwerm	Power Attack will probably be stronger until I get mythic vital strike
Navaya	of the ice a bit
Drufle (GM)	Next is, uh, Aerlin.
Navaya	shuffle on in
G'hesh Nhot	is it me yet?
Navaya	nope Aerlin ya laggy sonuvagun
Drufle (GM)	Gosh, uh, what to do...
G'hesh Nhot	kill the 1 on the lantern
Navaya	if you have an elixir to restore my ice spear PP that'd be neat
Drufle (GM)	I can guarantee Aerlin can not do that much damage in one turn.
Rochelle Gwerm	rope? go for debuffs or something
Navaya	lamp oil
Drufle (GM)	I can force punch.
Navaya	do it also how's your health
Drufle (GM)	So she auto-succeeds on the concentration check.
Rochelle Gwerm	use...farce punch?
Drufle (GM)	She's almost full.
Navaya	ok
Red Redford	force lunch
Navaya	force lu-DAMN IT
Red Redford	then force munch
Rochelle Gwerm	thumbs up Drufle (GM): rolling d6 ( 5 ) = 5 Better.
Rochelle Gwerm	uhh be careful with Aerlin
Navaya	noodle limbs
Drufle (GM)	rolling 8d6( 2 + 5 + 6 + 6 + 3 + 2 + 1 + 4 ) = 29
Navaya	OOF
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin shatters the gargoyle.
Rochelle Gwerm	very good
Red Redford	the enemies need to be careful with Aerlin
Navaya	at least bow him away in the opposite direction *blow
Rochelle Gwerm	wut
Red Redford	is that a guitar riff
Drufle (GM)	That was the guitar riff at the start of the One Punch Man theme.
Red Redford	nice
Rochelle Gwerm	ah, of course
Drufle (GM)	Anyways, it's G'hesh's turn.
Rochelle Gwerm	cleave?
G'hesh Nhot	full attack
Rochelle Gwerm	does she have cleave?
Drufle (GM)	No.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh right full attack that'll work
Drufle (GM)	She can just split her attacks. I would also recommend power attacking, G'hesh.
G'hesh Nhot	ok
Red Redford	oh right splitting attacks is a thing
Drufle (GM)	It occurred to me that you have it and we never use it.
Navaya	stone, natch
Drufle (GM)	And a -3 to hit is basically nothing for G'hesh.
Red Redford	i always thought full attacks mean just one target lol
G'hesh Nhot	ok so ill hit 1 each and then tail for fun. can i power the first and not the second?
Drufle (GM)	Just roll your attacks and I'll figure out the damage. No, you have to power attack all of them.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+19( 13 )+19 = 32 rolling 1d20+19 ( 8 )+19 = 27 rolling 1d20+11 ( 3 )+11 = 14
Drufle (GM)	Uhhhh. What's up with that second +19?
Rochelle Gwerm	that 27 should be a 19
Drufle (GM)	Well, a 22.
Rochelle Gwerm	dun worry, just do the maths
G'hesh Nhot	i just rolled, drufle said he would fix
Rochelle Gwerm	power attack right?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. So the tail misses, but roll longsword damage twice.
Rochelle Gwerm	-5 for second iterative, -3 for power attack
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+9( 7 )+9 = 16 rolling 1d8+9 ( 5 )+9 = 14
Rochelle Gwerm	what does power attack add for Ghesh?
Drufle (GM)	So 25 to left guy and 23 to the right.
Red Redford	a lot
Drufle (GM)	9 damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	decent
Drufle (GM)	Back to the top with Red.
G'hesh Nhot	i should have gone 2h instead
Rochelle Gwerm	I heal 2 hp rolling 2d1 ( 1 + 1 ) = 2 excellent
Red Redford	"Mhmhmhmm. Nice work so far, team!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"THIS WAS A WASTE OF MY SPELL SLOTS"
Red Redford	"Lanterns! Second Volley!"
Navaya	"Kinda wish I had a weapon to use though..."
G'hesh Nhot	your voice?
Rochelle Gwerm	we need to get Navaya a gun
Red Redford	1618132113231613719
Rochelle Gwerm	behold the swarm
G'hesh Nhot	a crit
Red Redford	eyes emoji
Drufle (GM)	All but 1 of those hit, and roll another d20. +3.
Red Redford	20
Drufle (GM)	So 8 hits and a crit. Roll damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	I think both those gargs are gonna die
Red Redford	21 oof
Drufle (GM)	Are you gonna roll the crit damage separately?
Red Redford	lotta ones oh sorry
Drufle (GM)	That destroys a gargoyle anyway.
Red Redford	1 LMAO
Drufle (GM)	Er. It's a crit, you can roll another d6.
Red Redford	5
Rochelle Gwerm	but was it enough??
Drufle (GM)	So one gargoyle is blasted into smithereens, and the other is crumbling at tthe touch. But standing.
Red Redford	hmm should i break invisibility
Rochelle Gwerm	shoot it
Navaya	no
G'hesh Nhot	i should have dailied with my tail
Red Redford	heck of
Rochelle Gwerm	these are scrub monsters
Red Redford	why navi
Rochelle Gwerm	they are not worth burning resources on don't worry about breaking invis
Navaya	how many invises do you have?
Rochelle Gwerm	there is nothing they can do to you
Navaya	red
Rochelle Gwerm	oh good point
Red Redford	6 max spontaneous caster
Navaya	alriight then shoot away
Red Redford	i swift to bane against whatevr gargoyles are
Drufle (GM)	Monstrous humanoid.
Red Redford	"Monstrous Humanoid? More like Monstrous Hemorrhoid." "Because you're a pain in the butt!"
Rochelle Gwerm	why did that one have to be a crit
Red Redford	+2d6
Navaya	god that line gave you power
Rochelle Gwerm	this is the session of puns
Drufle (GM)	It's really kinda sad that this super-powered holy bow does 10 damage on a crit. Roll your 2d6.
Red Redford	rolling 2d6( 5 + 2 ) = 7
G'hesh Nhot	it was a defo crit sumon
Navaya	it's not super-powered enough yet Rochelle Gwerm ends her bloodrage
Red Redford	"Lanterns! Clap."
Navaya	"how's everyone doing?"
Rochelle Gwerm	well, I've got like 8-7 minutes on these buffs
Drufle (GM)	The lanterns jingle a bit.
Navaya	"good work, weird butterflies!"
G'hesh Nhot	fine
Red Redford	"Thank you."
G'hesh Nhot	they couldnt hit me
Rochelle Gwerm	drufle, how long will it take to get another fight? I need to know if my buffs will last another battle
Red Redford	do they have loot
Drufle (GM)	That would be metagaming.
Rochelle Gwerm	I mean how long are we spending here
Navaya	can I perceive this hallway for traps and/or treasure
Drufle (GM)	I can tell you it sure won't be very long, because there's like 15 fights in this part of the dungeon. Rochelle Gwerm:
Drufle (GM)	You can perception, sure.
Rochelle Gwerm	I know we'll need minutes to run into something Red Redford: Navaya: one day I will beat you red
Rochelle Gwerm	I will also need to know how many rounds I'll have when a fight starts
Drufle (GM)	There is a whole lot of nothing in this hallway.
Navaya	ok good!
Drufle (GM)	Except for sintered and smashed gargoyles.
Red Redford	When the last mortal dies.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm looking forward what is this?
Navaya	sintered? is that what lasers do
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Navaya	ok
Drufle (GM)	Another very, very big door.
Red Redford	laser etched
Drufle (GM)	I guess the dragon is going in. Red Redford:
Rochelle Gwerm	welp I'll follow in
Navaya	"AERLIN! GHESH! GET UP HERE!"
Red Redford	"Look at that giant F3a"
Rochelle Gwerm	Ghesh is already up here
Drufle (GM)	So there is a rune-marked portcullis in the middle of this room.
Red Redford	"I wonder what it means..."
Drufle (GM)	And this one is actually locked down.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Why does every floor have those weird symbols on them..."
Red Redford	I cast detect magic
Drufle (GM)	Arrow slits are on both sides of the hall, and a massive pile of rubble is to the left.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+7( 12 )+7 = 19 Rochelle Gwerm:
Red Redford	and read magic on the rune
Rochelle Gwerm	....
Drufle (GM)	Red, you actually don't detect magic from the portcullis.
G'hesh Nhot	that was str for me
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle sees nothing. And G'hesh can't quite lift this portcullis.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll try to move through the rubble then
Drufle (GM)	It's very heavy.
Rochelle Gwerm	no reason not too
Drufle (GM)	Cool!
Red Redford	read magic though?
Drufle (GM)	Roll Reflex, Rochelle.
Red Redford	what is the ruuune Rochelle Gwerm: surge
Navaya	it's "dont move through the rubble you moron"
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4
G'hesh Nhot	if i canot lift ill go plan b
Red Redford	oh
Rochelle Gwerm	15 total
G'hesh Nhot	FULL ATTACK
Drufle (GM)	So turns out, that rubble was an illusion that you just walked through.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh
Drufle (GM)	And now Rochelle is in a pit.
Rochelle Gwerm	what was the DC
Drufle (GM)	20.
Red Redford	good thing you can dig
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+19( 3 )+19 = 22
Drufle (GM)	Your AC is what again?
Rochelle Gwerm	was I cl-ohohohoho I was so not close my ac?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+19( 3 )+19 = 22
Rochelle Gwerm	how long did we take walking here?
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+11( 8 )+11 = 19
Drufle (GM)	Not too long.
Rochelle Gwerm	27 then
Drufle (GM)	I see G'hesh making all these rolls, I'll get to those later.
G'hesh Nhot	did i cut the bars?
Rochelle Gwerm	tell me when the buff actually runs out because I will most certainly forget to turn them off
Red Redford	"I hope in a few years we'd have enough experience to not literally walk into danger."
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+10( 11 )+10 = 21 rolling d20+10 ( 16 )+10 = 26 rolling d20+10 ( 8 )+10 = 18 rolling d20+10 ( 6 )+10 = 16 Gotcha. So you only take...
Drufle (GM)	rolling 4d4+8( 2 + 2 + 2 + 1 )+8 = 15 7 damage. And make a fort save. Rochelle Gwerm: sigh
Drufle (GM)	Alright you're cool. Also, uh.
Rochelle Gwerm	alright so, describe what happened
Drufle (GM)	How on earth do you have a +17 fort?
Rochelle Gwerm	Bear's Endurance is up
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, but that's just a +2. Is your fort +15 normally?
Rochelle Gwerm	I think so my base is 20 Con with no buffs
Red Redford	80
G'hesh Nhot	mines 11 so i would say yes
Drufle (GM)	5 from con, 6 from class.
Red Redford	that looks like i just said 80 but thats a surprised face
Drufle (GM)	2 from ABP.
Navaya	ah
Rochelle Gwerm	+13...
Drufle (GM)	I mean, a +13 passes. But still.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm confused now
Drufle (GM)	So basically you just fell into a pit of poisoned spikes.
Red Redford	you can check the breakdown of your fort why is my will 15
Rochelle Gwerm	6 base, 7 mod, 2 resist (ABP), 2...misc?
Navaya	one of the medals?
Drufle (GM)	Possibly.
Red Redford	my mod is 7 now jesus
Drufle (GM)	Anyway. So first off.
Red Redford	"Are you ok down there?"
Drufle (GM)	G'hesh, roll two longsword damages.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll take that misc bonus off, I can't find what it is
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+9( 6 )+9 = 15 rolling 1d8+9 ( 2 )+9 = 11
Drufle (GM)	You have made a very small nick in one of the bars. Also!
Red Redford	is there a visible lock
Drufle (GM)	Nowhere within sight, no.
Red Redford	"Aerlin! Could you cast an unlocking spell?" (knock)
G'hesh Nhot	we could do with someones club
Drufle (GM)	Y'all're gonna have to give me a second here.
Navaya	"And get us some rope for this lump of masonry we call a fighter!"
Rochelle Gwerm	never, drufle I loot the spikes in this pit they're mine now
Red Redford	What is it...
Drufle (GM)	Alright, here we go.
Red Redford	the spikes are snakes now
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+9( 11 )+9 = 20 rolling d20+9 ( 12 )+9 = 21 rolling d20+9 ( 13 )+9 = 22 rolling d20+9 ( 1 )+9 = 10 Red and Navaya, what are your ACs?
Rochelle Gwerm	hey drufle?
Red Redford	hoo boy arrow trap
Navaya	mine is
Rochelle Gwerm	whens the last time we updated the treasure bag?
Drufle (GM)	No clue, pal.
Rochelle Gwerm	the trophy isn't in there
Drufle (GM)	I have never touched it.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll add it
Red Redford	21
Navaya	24, with the new enduring aermor boost
Drufle (GM)	24, really? Oh, dex bonus. Right.
Navaya	ohohoho
Drufle (GM)	Then one hits Red and none hit Navaya. rolling d8+2 ( 6 )+2 = 8 Navaya 's aeroga defelcts all the darts
Drufle (GM)	Four arrows plink out of the arrow slits to the right!
Rochelle Gwerm	so explain what just happened?
Red Redford	"Augh!"
Drufle (GM)	Red takes 8 damage!
Rochelle Gwerm	"Dang it Red. What happened?" "I'm the one in the pit, not you"
Navaya	"there's bowmen behind these arrow holes!" G'hesh Nhot takes her sword in both hands
Red Redford	"Don't dang it me when you're inside a pit."
Drufle (GM)	It's hard to see, since those arrow slits are 20 feet up.
Navaya	oh ok
Drufle (GM)	But Navaya's guess is pretty solid
Rochelle Gwerm	"I'm the one not getting...whatever is happening to you guys up there" "I am perfectly fine here"
Drufle (GM)	Who's ready for another initiative!
Navaya	Druf what are the chances it's automated turret guns honestly :P
Drufle (GM)	Not as high as you want them to be.
Red Redford	remember when ryan north got stuck in a hole
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+3( 7 )+3 = 10
Red Redford	thats roche right now
Navaya	no I meant that like "why would it be anything other than bowmen"
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7( 14 )+7 = 21
Rochelle Gwerm	hey drufle, can I take these poison spikes?
Drufle (GM)	I mean, you should probably wait until after combat. But maybe.
Red Redford	i thought it was automated traps myself lol
Rochelle Gwerm	I was going to use them in this combat, maybe
Navaya	that's what a turret gun is, red
Drufle (GM)	Throw them into the small arrow slits, 20 feet up?
Rochelle Gwerm	I doubt they're worth enough to keep track of them oh no I'd shove them in
Drufle (GM)	I hope your aim is good.
Red Redford	i knowww
Rochelle Gwerm	unless its too deep Navaya: can I get a hat trick Red Redford:
Rochelle Gwerm	I don't know the logistics since I'm stuck in a pit
G'hesh Nhot	not 15 feet high?
Drufle (GM)	They're 20 feet up.
Navaya	she could make it with a jump
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle, you still need to do initiative.
G'hesh Nhot	how big is my breath weapon? Rochelle Gwerm:
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 19 )+3 = 22 Uhhh ok. Red, we have to roll off. Just a flat d20.
Red Redford	what is even
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20( 13 ) = 13
Rochelle Gwerm	red got a .15 extra
Red Redford	rolling 1d20( 9 ) = 9
Rochelle Gwerm	oh wait
Drufle (GM)	I got a 22, like you, and we have the same Dex.
Rochelle Gwerm	well then
Red Redford	what is even on the other side...
Drufle (GM)	Alright, in a shocking twist of fate, Red doesn't go first! The archers are going to plink two more arrows each at Navaya/Red.
Rochelle Gwerm	how deep is this pit, drufle?
Drufle (GM)	10 feet. Red Redford pulls out the arrow out of his shoulder.
G'hesh Nhot	how big is my breath weapon
Rochelle Gwerm	oh, I'm not that far down
Red Redford	"Not again."
Drufle (GM)	15 feet, G'hesh.
G'hesh Nhot	how tall am i?
Drufle (GM)	That's a question for you, not me.
Rochelle Gwerm	that should be on your sheet
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+9( 17 )+9 = 26 rolling d20+9 ( 11 )+9 = 20 rolling d20+9 ( 1 )+9 = 10 rolling d20+9 ( 3 )+9 = 12
Navaya	don't give her the opportunity
Red Redford	ghesh is slightly taller than me
G'hesh Nhot	im on a cheat sheet
Drufle (GM)	One hit on Navaya, none on Red.
Navaya	ow!
Drufle (GM)	rolling d8+2( 7 )+2 = 9
Rochelle Gwerm	I see a crit fail
Drufle (GM)	9 damage for her.
Red Redford	"Now you know the feeling."
Drufle (GM)	Oh right. I have to confirm those.
Rochelle Gwerm	that's not sliding away
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+9( 2 )+9 = 11
G'hesh Nhot	so im over 5 foot tall so i should be able to burn them?
Drufle (GM)	They'll definitely have cover against your breath. Even if you were breathing straight into the hole, it's narrow. But you're breathing up at an angle.
G'hesh Nhot	but i could hit them, and doesnt fir spill though. thats why they used flamethrowers against bunkers
Drufle (GM)	So you hear a loud "SNAP" from the area, and a man cursing.
Red Redford	thats me, golurk
Navaya	"ooh, there's our cue!"
Drufle (GM)	It does, but they'd only be hit by the tail-end of your breath. Anyway, Red's turn.
Navaya	can I perceive the exact location of this curseword?
Red Redford	i drank bone hurting juice
Navaya	on my turn or someone
Drufle (GM)	... Perception, sure, Navaya.
G'hesh Nhot	ill take the tail hit, its better then nothing
Navaya	oh ok
Red Redford	i get out Navaya:
Rochelle Gwerm	"Don't you dare die while I can't see you"
Drufle (GM)	It's somewhere in a room beyond those arrow slits. Hard to pinpoint better than that.
Navaya	well pants
Rochelle Gwerm	"What is up there? Is it a demon? A big demon?"
Red Redford	"I think I need..."
Navaya	"It's just cowards shooting us from the other rooms!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Wow, rude" G'hesh Nhot tries to imitate a demon roar
Drufle (GM)	By the way, I find it hilarious that Rochelle got a 16 for initiative and is still going second-to-last.
Navaya	it's so sad
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm in a pit, its fine
Drufle (GM)	This team is super fast. So Red, what's going on?
Red Redford	silvanshees
Drufle (GM)	oh geez You can have cats.
Navaya	how are magic cats gonna help
Rochelle Gwerm	oh dear
Red Redford	rolling 1d3+2( 1 )+2 = 3 aw
Rochelle Gwerm	can they...teleport?
Navaya	silvanthrees
Red Redford	they can turn into mist
Rochelle Gwerm	oh shit
Navaya	oh!
Rochelle Gwerm	well then unleash the kittens!
Red Redford	"Smoke em out kitties!" Now what does gaseous form do
Rochelle Gwerm	turn into smoke and fly perfect fly manuevability
Red Redford	they actually have bad attacks anyway
Rochelle Gwerm	there isn't much you can do about that
Red Redford	i make them move up there
Drufle (GM)	You hear loud shouting and swearing from multiple men about "VAMPIRE MIST OH LORDS"
Rochelle Gwerm	pffft
Drufle (GM)	And that's the end of Red's turn. I imagine. So next is Aerlin.
G'hesh Nhot	OPEN THE GATES OR YOU DIE
Rochelle Gwerm	eh?? this leads somewhere?
Drufle (GM)	I realized that area should be revealed. Oh yeah.
Navaya	that's not a pit! there's even stairs!
Drufle (GM)	There's an illusion of rubble. That rubble is fake. A pit hides beneath it.
Navaya	oh ok
Drufle (GM)	I.... guess Aerlin kinda floats up and shoots them with Magic Missile?
G'hesh Nhot	doors
Rochelle Gwerm	my doors
G'hesh Nhot	your pit, my doors
Drufle (GM)	rolling 4d4+4( 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 )+4 = 9
Rochelle Gwerm	you have to get through the pit first
Drufle (GM)	And that's Aerlin's turn.
Rochelle Gwerm	and you can't see these doors
G'hesh Nhot	ill go over it instead
Drufle (GM)	Next is Navaya.
Navaya	did she hit?
Drufle (GM)	It's Magic Missile. It always hits.
Navaya	right
Drufle (GM)	Except for like. Shield.
Rochelle Gwerm	That One Spell
Drufle (GM)	Anyways.
Navaya	I'll do the same
Drufle (GM)	I could bypass Shield anyway if I mythic'd Magic Missile.
Navaya	fly up, magic missile wand
Drufle (GM)	Roll away.
Rochelle Gwerm	swish and flick
Navaya	rolling 2d4+1( 2 + 4 )+1 = 7
Drufle (GM)	Are you splitting the missiles? Because you have 4.
Navaya	oh sure, 2 for each
Drufle (GM)	Also that would be 8 damage, since the +1's would stack. So roll another 2d4+2.
Navaya	rolling 2d4+2( 1 + 3 )+2 = 6
Drufle (GM)	You hear a guy angrily shouting. He's very mad. Rochelle!
Rochelle Gwerm	okay so "So...Hey...you guys need any help?"
Navaya	"yeah fuck off mate, don't shoot us! we did nothin wrong!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Anything to smash?"
Navaya	"A wall, maybe?!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"uhhh" "What's the wall made of?"
Drufle (GM)	Solid hewn stone, good luck.
Navaya	"solid stone, prolly about a foot thick"
Rochelle Gwerm	what's this pit made of? "Ooookay that's not gonna work"
Drufle (GM)	Same stuff, virtually every surface but doors is hewn stone in this citadel.
Rochelle Gwerm	alright
Drufle (GM)	It's dwarven, they just carved everything out of a mountain.
Navaya	Rudely Hewn From The Living Rock
Rochelle Gwerm	I guess I'll just loot the spikes?
Red Redford	good ol dwarven architecture
Drufle (GM)	Gonna have to tear them out.
Rochelle Gwerm	what are they made of?
Drufle (GM)	Stone.
Navaya	solid stone punji trap Rochelle Gwerm:
Red Redford	why dont you try climbing out?
Drufle (GM)	Also try not to get more poison on you. It is contact.
Rochelle Gwerm	how thin? is the rock?
Navaya	...is each spike?
Rochelle Gwerm	because its not very good at being bent
Drufle (GM)	You can probably tear out a spike with that check, sure. Gonna need another Fort save.
Rochelle Gwerm	just one spike? wait can't I just hit it? with my club?
Drufle (GM)	Then it's not really going to be a spike anymore. It's gonna be rubble.
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm can I sweep with my club
Drufle (GM)	Still gonna be rubble, you do like 25 damage with a hit. There is no finesse with your swings.
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm yeah I'll just smash them all
G'hesh Nhot	finesse is more my thing lol
Rochelle Gwerm	the others are probably going to want to come through here
Drufle (GM)	Righto. Gonna climb out then?
Rochelle Gwerm	can I smash and climb in the same turn? and more importantly, did I get them all?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, standard and move. There were only like 6 spikes.
Rochelle Gwerm	excellent I don't need the poison anyways not my thing
Drufle (GM)	Make an athletics check for me. Rochelle Gwerm:
Drufle (GM)	Yeah you're out. Rochelle Gwerm just jumps out
Rochelle Gwerm	excuse me I'm not going that way
Navaya	"oh good we won't need rope"
Drufle (GM)	Oh.
Red Redford	after 3000 years
Drufle (GM)	Well ok. Next is G'hesh!
Navaya	"wait come back"
Rochelle Gwerm	don't I still have 40 feet of move left? that was only a 10 foot climb I forget how climbing works G'hesh Nhot gets a good lungfull of air
Drufle (GM)	No, a climb check is your move action unless you have a climb speed.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay
Navaya	it's slow going
G'hesh Nhot	fire breath
Red Redford	good thing those cats arent flammable
Drufle (GM)	Alright, the fire scalds the wall up to the arrow slits, licks in... And nothing happens. Well, I guess I can technically still make the saves.
Red Redford	its not very effective
Navaya	roll to see if one guy's bow catches fire
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+8( 13 )+8 = 21 rolling d20+8 ( 14 )+8 = 22 rolling d20+8 ( 19 )+8 = 27 rolling d20+8 ( 11 )+8 = 19
G'hesh Nhot	or if i set the room on fire
Red Redford	dango
Drufle (GM)	So one guy fails, roll 2d6?
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 2d6( 6 + 2 ) = 8
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, none of them take any damage.
Red Redford	tiefs
Drufle (GM)	Back to the archers! So the silvanshees are still mist...
Navaya	I wanna say ghesh is out of range?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Navaya	cool
Drufle (GM)	Doesn't matter, because they're focusing on the mist clouds now.
Red Redford	talking a free action right
Navaya	yeh
Drufle (GM)	And by focusing I mean "getting very far away from"
G'hesh Nhot	unless someone makes me big so i can plug the hole
Rochelle Gwerm	that's the golden rule
Red Redford	let me just actually let me do it on my turn maybe that will need skill check
Drufle (GM)	You hear more frantic shouting, what sounds like swords sweeping through air, more shouting, and then a door opening and closing.
Rochelle Gwerm	they just left?
Drufle (GM)	They left the room.
Rochelle Gwerm	"ALRIGHT...what happened?"
Red Redford	fuckin cats
Rochelle Gwerm	let them scout a bit might as well
Navaya	"oh yeah you were down there"
Red Redford	"Hello?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"I found a door!"
Navaya	"Red set a clowder of cats in there"
Red Redford	"Are you okay up there kitties?"
Navaya	"they're made of smoke"
Drufle (GM)	They're fine!
Rochelle Gwerm	"Smoke cats?"
Navaya	"yeah, silvanshees" "fairy cats"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Oookay then"
Navaya	"used to have 'em back home"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Wait...arn't you a fairy?"
Navaya	"very astute observation!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"So why don't you look like a cat?"
Navaya	"........................."
Red Redford	"While they're here."
Drufle (GM)	I'll have you know that's a very racist assumption. Navaya is just
Rochelle Gwerm	what makes you think Rochelle has any idea what a fairy is?
Red Redford	"Heal me, kitties!"
Drufle (GM)	But actually though, silvanshees aren't fey. They're agathions.
Navaya	oh well guess my foot is in my mouth
Drufle (GM)	The NG guys.
Red Redford	lay on paws me up
Navaya	oh I know what I'm confusing them with Dweomercats
Drufle (GM)	So I see G'hesh is now over there.
Navaya	aren't i
Red Redford	rolling 3d6( 2 + 1 + 4 ) = 7
Rochelle Gwerm	"I'll just go forward with the dragon"
Drufle (GM)	We should probably be packing up soon, anyway.
Navaya	yeah
Drufle (GM)	Don't know if we'll have time for another fight.
Rochelle Gwerm	definitely not
Navaya	i'm satisfied for today
Red Redford	i summoned two kinds of creatures so im good
Navaya	also what the hell would we do without a summoner
Drufle (GM)	Oh and for those wondering, no there is no loot in F3a/b.
Rochelle Gwerm	dang it
Navaya	ok
Drufle (GM)	This dungeon is a bit... backloaded. With treasure.
Navaya	makes sense
Drufle (GM)	You'll see what I mean when we get there.
Rochelle Gwerm	can we quickly get a trophy from the gargoyles?
G'hesh Nhot	probably not. oh and heads up. im hoping to be home tomorrow... i could either be in the game early or i could be late it all depends upon my discharge
Drufle (GM)	You can try alright.
Rochelle Gwerm	for just some money who's got a good Nature roll?
Navaya	ok sam
Drufle (GM)	Good to know, Sam.
Navaya	hang on
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+15( 12 )+15 = 27 Navaya:
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin has you covered.
Navaya	damn
Rochelle Gwerm	I hope it goes well, Sam
Drufle (GM)	And Navaya.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay
Red Redford	ill use the remaining time on these summons to let them enter the door
Rochelle Gwerm	then survival and craftsmanship
G'hesh Nhot	so do i. the last 48 hours have been evil
Drufle (GM)	Well, it depends, actually. Navaya: Rochelle Gwerm:
Red Redford	and make them dimension door down when they see people or monsters
Rochelle Gwerm	I don't have ranks so its just my Int
Drufle (GM)	Oh, nevermind, it doesn't.
G'hesh Nhot	dont drink alcohol with poor liver function
Navaya	oof
Drufle (GM)	Uhhh yes. That sounds like a poor idea.
Navaya	stay safe friend
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 5 )+3 = 8 Aerlin doesn't know what to do with this gargoyle.
Rochelle Gwerm	survival checks now?
Navaya	me?
Rochelle Gwerm	or was that crafts?
Navaya	I rolled 10 survival
Drufle (GM)	That was Survival. Rochelle Gwerm:
Red Redford	ill let you know that red will not partake in trophy taking
Rochelle Gwerm	okay, 18
Navaya	alright fam
Rochelle Gwerm	cool cool
Drufle (GM)	By the way, you're aiming to take this wing.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh
Drufle (GM)	Not quite, Rochelle.
Rochelle Gwerm	cool surge?
G'hesh Nhot	i didnt realise exactly how poor my fuction was, or how much i had drank.. it was my birthday after all lol. but being rushed to hospital after turning a little yellow was scary
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead.
Navaya	don't
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4
Drufle (GM)	You sure know how to do it.
Navaya	aw you shou;ve said
Rochelle Gwerm	I have not used much MP this fight
Navaya	then again being in hospital is not quite a happy birthday, is it
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+14( 11 )+14 = 25
Rochelle Gwerm	you okay now, Sam?
Drufle (GM)	And Aerlin carefully snips the wing away.
Rochelle Gwerm	(I'll add the wing to the bag, whats it worth?
Red Redford	drufle i sent a scouting party
Drufle (GM)	Which direction?
Red Redford	let them slink three separate ways
G'hesh Nhot	well it was in theory the day after lol, but it took my body a little while to fall to pieces
Drufle (GM)	How much can they communicate, anyway?
Red Redford	Int 10, Wis 12, Cha 13 they have truespeech
Drufle (GM)	Oh, fair enough.
Red Redford	so theyre people basically but cat shaped
Drufle (GM)	So left/up/right?
Red Redford	yep and i tasked them to teleport immediately back when they sense danger or just before they poof out
Drufle (GM)	Alright, to the left there's a bit more hallway, and what seems to be that large battlement you spotted earlier from the ballista spots.
G'hesh Nhot	so ill hopefully see you guys tomorrow. earliest 3 latest.......
Drufle (GM)	There's a very angry lady there surrounded by tiefling bodies.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh dear
Drufle (GM)	The upwards cat goes literally one room before poofing back, saying there's a Vrock in the room beyond.
Red Redford	YIKE
Drufle (GM)	That super-angry diseased vulture demon.
G'hesh Nhot	yay proper fight
Rochelle Gwerm	woo?
Drufle (GM)	And right cat goes a few rooms without really seeing much at the moment.
Rochelle Gwerm	my buffs might be running out though
Red Redford	"Thanks kitties!"
Drufle (GM)	And that'll do it for today, methinks.
Rochelle Gwerm	"They really are made of smoke!"
Navaya	oki
Rochelle Gwerm	hey druf, what do the gargoly wings sell for?
Red Redford	"My soul loves archons, but my heart belongs to agathions this day."
Drufle (GM)	200 gp. Alright, I'm heading out. And obviously no levels yet.
Red Redford	lmao, i was gonna bluff the archers that the mist was poisoned
Rochelle Gwerm	alright
Navaya	byee
Rochelle Gwerm	see you soon
Red Redford	but i guess they thought they were attacked by vampires
Drufle (GM)	We've got like 15 more fights before that. Out I go.
Rochelle Gwerm	g'night everyone
Red Redford	GOOG NIGHT