Copy of Aerlin	Fools. It's me. Evil Aerlin.
Drufle (GM)	oh whoops did i never delete that
Horanoven A.	oh no
Copy of Aerlin	I've got ALL the spells.
Drufle (GM)	i made that so i could look around your sheet while you were still in it
Aerlin	No. You are the fool.
Drufle (GM)	Anyways, I might as well start things going while we wait for mopp to arrive.
Aerlin	Fool! We must fight.
Horanoven A.	this DOOR is the real fool here
Drufle (GM)	So I was totally correct and we're on 18.
Copy of Aerlin	Kamehameha. G'hesh Nhot looks at the foul beast and it kills itself
Drufle (GM)	Note that we're a mere 3 sessions away from tying our longest campaign, and we're like...
Aerlin	That's my line!
Drufle (GM)	Barely a third into this campaign. Rochelle Gwerm: I punch the door +2 vs doors
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Drufle (GM)	You make a small dent in the door.
Rochelle Gwerm	I am upset by this
Drufle (GM)	The door also swings open. Because it was unlocked.
Rochelle Gwerm	I remain upset but walk in anyways
Drufle (GM)	Right!
Aerlin	Aerlin is trying to find her sky feet.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 14 )+1 = 15
Drufle (GM)	So last time, we had like, 3 fights in a single session. Rochelle Gwerm:
Drufle (GM)	That's kinda terrifying.
Rochelle Gwerm	PERCIEVE
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh actualy sees the door
Aerlin	"You know, I could get used to flight."
Drufle (GM)	Also let's just pretend everyone gets over that pit fine.
Navaya	do you need spectacles
Rochelle Gwerm	I broke the spikes there is no penalty to falling in now
Aerlin	Pit? I never noticed.
G'hesh Nhot	i actualy have good acro now lol hey mop
Rochelle Gwerm	what is this skinny-ass room? welcome mopp
Navaya	hallo sam
Drufle (GM)	It's called a hallway. In colloquial terms.
Rochelle Gwerm	unheard off
Red Redford	can we scooby doo in here Rochelle Gwerm:
Navaya	not enough doors
Rochelle Gwerm	I punch this door
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+11( 15 )+11 = 26 Percept!
Rochelle Gwerm	maybe don't split up that's generally how parties die
Drufle (GM)	There are three exits from this hallway; to the northwest, you hear a woman preaching, in the northeast, an angry sputtering, and nothing from the southwest.
Red Redford	maybe dont punch doots.... doors
Rochelle Gwerm	too late the door is punched
Aerlin	Let's peek. Who's sneaky
Navaya	rochelle will doot as she pleases me
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+7( 4 )+7 = 11 ghesh hits the wall
Aerlin	Go sneaky top right, it looks like an open door. Rochelle Gwerm: hmmm
Drufle (GM)	The top right isn't a door at all. It's literally just an open continuation of the hallway.
Aerlin	I'll float silently behind you Navaya: G'hesh Nhot goes for the handle
Rochelle Gwerm	hrraaaah
Aerlin	Hey guys we're trying to do something here
Rochelle Gwerm	kick
Drufle (GM)	How do y'all feel about numerous rooms with precisely zero things in them.
Aerlin	stop rolling
Rochelle Gwerm	oh sorry please continue
G'hesh Nhot	im already holding the handle
Aerlin	we're using stealth for the first time, this is momentous
Drufle (GM)	We'll just momentarily split the party. Navaya pokes head around corner
G'hesh Nhot	wait, you brought the tank back to split the party with a squishy? Rochelle Gwerm does not even notice the others leaving
Rochelle Gwerm	I did not know they were splitting up Navaya turns back around post-haste
Red Redford	shrug
Navaya	"okay guys do NOT go that way" G'hesh Nhot still want to know if the door is opening in her hand
Navaya	"big bird monster"
Rochelle Gwerm	what do your fairy eyes see???
Aerlin	"Oh dear, sounds bad..."
Red Redford	"Why am I even staying around with you, they might need help!" Rochelle Gwerm:
Red Redford	"Oh, youre back." G'hesh Nhot opens door
Aerlin	"Never mind, we're not going that way apparently."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Okay, this is getting annoying" Navaya shuts the door
Rochelle Gwerm	"I thought big castles were suppose to have treasure"
Aerlin	"What was it, Navaya?"
Navaya	"I told you didn't I? big bird monster"
Rochelle Gwerm	"There's just nothing here"
Aerlin	"Descriptive, for sure."
G'hesh Nhot	how many doors Navaya:
Drufle (GM)	There's many doors.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d4( 2 ) = 2
Aerlin	"Let's see if we can't avoid it altogether."
Red Redford	"I suppose that's the demon one of the silvanshee saw."
G'hesh Nhot	ill take that one
Navaya	is that high enough to know exactly what it is
Rochelle Gwerm	"..." Rochelle Gwerm glares at the rubble in front of here
Drufle (GM)	It's a Vrock, Navaya. You don't know a ton past that.
Aerlin	Sounds like a zelda enemy.
G'hesh Nhot	whats behind door no 2?
Navaya	"it's definitely a vrock, guys. catt's don't lie" Rochelle Gwerm hurls a rock into the rubble
Drufle (GM)	This rubble is actually rubble.
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+19( 10 )+19 = 29 What's a vrock. G'hesh Nhot opens door Rochelle Gwerm strikes the rubble
Drufle (GM)	Wrath demons, Aerlin. Red Redford opens the doot
Drufle (GM)	Disease-ridden and horrible.
Aerlin	Golly.
Rochelle Gwerm	"..."
Aerlin	"Oh, those things are gross." Rochelle Gwerm: I find nothing in the rubble
Aerlin	"You'd definitely catch something fighting that."
Red Redford	"Now we definitely can scooby doo in here."
Rochelle Gwerm	"What's a scooby doo?"
G'hesh Nhot	door?
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+19( 16 )+19 = 35 What's Scooby Doo? Rochelle Gwerm:
Red Redford	"Travelling puppet show?"
Drufle (GM)	A being descended from ancient babylonian alien Lovecraft monsters. Rochelle Gwerm slams into the door
Red Redford	true
Aerlin	Both are canon.
Drufle (GM)	That's an accurate description. Technically.
Aerlin	"I love that show."
G'hesh Nhot	door?
Red Redford	peek
G'hesh Nhot	open up
Navaya	let me peek I'n still stealthed
Aerlin	"You would think this place were better defended..."
Red Redford	"I guess there's some people in here."
Drufle (GM)	But wait G'hesh, what about all the loot in the room you're in?
G'hesh Nhot	i have shit perception Red Redford:
Drufle (GM)	Good point.
Aerlin	It's got letters, it must be important.
Rochelle Gwerm	lag? okay sorry
Rochelle Gwerm	holy crap that was laggy
Drufle (GM)	G'hesh just walks by the piles of weapons and armor.
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh on a fight hunt
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll break open this door and hope my internet is working
Aerlin	"She is very one-minded..."
Drufle (GM)	So for those actually looting the armory...
Navaya	yo
G'hesh Nhot	??????
Rochelle Gwerm	"There is nothing* here"
Navaya	"uh, guys??"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hi?" "Loot?"
G'hesh Nhot	?
Navaya	"y'all just walked past the armory"
Drufle (GM)	You find, uh...
Rochelle Gwerm	"I just got here"
Navaya	"oh you went the back way, right"
G'hesh Nhot	FIGHT FIRST, LOOT WHEN NO FIGHT
Rochelle Gwerm	"Is there anything here my size?"
Aerlin	"Part of me agrees with G'hesh."
Navaya	"....I mean I guess"
Drufle (GM)	50 +1 arrows, an arrow of human slaying, a breastplate, a keen longsword, a masterwork compbow, a masterwork flail, a mithral heavy shield, and some elven chainmail.
Aerlin	"Let's take the useful things, though."
Red Redford	"No looting! Aggressive borrowing."
Rochelle Gwerm	bow?
G'hesh Nhot	LONGSWORD!!!!!!!
Rochelle Gwerm	oh wait, its probably medium
G'hesh Nhot	SHIELD
Drufle (GM)	Everything is medium.
G'hesh Nhot	MINE
Aerlin	"Ah Red, look, some arrows."
Rochelle Gwerm	put the misc stuff in the treasure bag
Drufle (GM)	Literally everything in this campaign is medium unless I specifically point out otherwise.
Rochelle Gwerm	who's on Bag duty?
Aerlin	"This one looks a little...unholy."
Navaya	I;ll be on the bag nothing here pour moi
Rochelle Gwerm	thanks navi "Why is everything so small??"
G'hesh Nhot	is shield better?
Red Redford	whats elven chainmail
Rochelle Gwerm	"how did any of these people outfit their big fighters?"
Aerlin	"Looks attuned to specifically harm humans."
Drufle (GM)	Elven chainmail is mithral chain that's considered light armor.
Red Redford	mine
Rochelle Gwerm	you still need medium armor proficiency, I think
Drufle (GM)	20% arcane spell failure, max dex at +4, ACP at -2. You do not!
Rochelle Gwerm	unless elven breaks that well alright
Red Redford	"I'll try this on."
G'hesh Nhot	the sword and shield, any better then current?
Red Redford	"Later."
Rochelle Gwerm	I don't think anything can beat the evil-outsider slaying sword
Drufle (GM)	AC bonus of +6 by the way, Red. The keen sword won't have the free +2d6 against evil outsiders, true. It has 1 lower to-hit, but doubles your crit range.
Navaya	keep it for throwing or selling
G'hesh Nhot	so crit at 16?
Drufle (GM)	The shield I think is actually no better than the one you have now.
Rochelle Gwerm	well obviously we're taking everything regardless
Drufle (GM)	Crit at, uh, 17.
G'hesh Nhot	MINE good when they are not evil outsiders
Drufle (GM)	So you'd have +18 to hit instead of +19. With that sword. So mark all that loot down, and let's keep moving.
Rochelle Gwerm	the sword is extra shiny
G'hesh Nhot	woth the hit for the higher crit
Aerlin	Oh gosh, what a big debuff...
Navaya	put it on your sheet or have GM put it on G'hesh Nhot adds the sword to her growing collection on her person
Navaya	we have Rules for this bag now
Drufle (GM)	I'm saving you guys some time.
Rochelle Gwerm	Rules?? when?
Drufle (GM)	Ain't nothing up there.
G'hesh Nhot	and passes the shield for the bag
Rochelle Gwerm	"Somehow I get the feeling that going any more this way is a waste of time"
Aerlin	I float up to this door and see if I can hear anything.
G'hesh Nhot	DOOR
Navaya	Red do you have the chain mail
Rochelle Gwerm	red BRB'd it looks like specifically Golurk have the GM put it on his sheet also I'm going to bloodrage now
Aerlin	he can do it when he's back im sure
Drufle (GM)	Oh boy, doors.
Rochelle Gwerm	because holy shit I have a lot of rounds
Drufle (GM)	Right, so.
Aerlin	I imagine the chanting woman is in here. Oh. Look at that.
Navaya	"okay bag's done what's up-oh"
Rochelle Gwerm	who's this lady?
Drufle (GM)	Inside is a beautiful, short-haired woman preaching to some soldiers.
Rochelle Gwerm	"GREATINGS" G'hesh Nhot perpares to grab one of her many swords
Drufle (GM)	You recognize her as that lady that gave you boons in a dream.
Aerlin	Strange...
Rochelle Gwerm	oh
Aerlin	What's a non-demon doing here?
Drufle (GM)	You know, that god.
Navaya	whassis?
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm going to end the bloodrage Navaya:
G'hesh Nhot	so not evil outsider?
Rochelle Gwerm	so I can PERCIEVE
Drufle (GM)	The lady turns to the newcomers and smiles.
Aerlin	This is...suspicious. G'hesh Nhot waves back
Rochelle Gwerm	"Well you look familiar"
Aerlin	Stay on guard.
Drufle (GM)	"Well, hello everyone. I'm a vision of the Inheritor."
Rochelle Gwerm	guys make Will saves that breaks illusions right?
G'hesh Nhot	oh crap
Drufle (GM)	It does, but I would've called for that.
Aerlin	"And what a vision you are." "What are you doing here?"
G'hesh Nhot	and what are the other things
Red Redford	"!!!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"How did you get here?"
Drufle (GM)	"I've come to give sanctuary to a few remaining soldiers, and to gift you a blessing to help you in these times."
Red Redford	"The inheritor! In here?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Is that some magic thingy?"
Navaya	"they said a vision, right? she's not really here"
G'hesh Nhot	blessings?
Navaya	"astral projection or somethin"
G'hesh Nhot	hi
Navaya	"someone's eager..."
G'hesh Nhot	i have aoo reach
Drufle (GM)	"Ah, eager as always! Come, young one."
Red Redford	"Have some reverence for once!"
Drufle (GM)	She holds out her arms, seeking an embrace. G'hesh Nhot hugs
Aerlin	I don't like this..."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hey Red? uhh...what do you know about this lady?"
Drufle (GM)	Right, ok.
Red Redford	"She looks like Iomedae."
Drufle (GM)	G'hesh, make both a fort and a will save.
Red Redford	u die
G'hesh Nhot	ok
Rochelle Gwerm	succubus...
Navaya	sam I get the feeling you've done this before
Rochelle Gwerm	that or a shapeshifter
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+11( 2 )+11 = 13 fort
Red Redford	oh deer
Rochelle Gwerm	do we see what's happening?
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+5( 18 )+5 = 23 will fuck
Drufle (GM)	Alright, you now have 1 negative level.
Rochelle Gwerm	the Will did well
G'hesh Nhot	can i surge fort?
Navaya	"oh for god's sake"
Rochelle Gwerm	analyzing
Drufle (GM)	I mean, sure. Go ahead. Rochelle Gwerm: Red Redford:
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d6( 6 ) = 6
Navaya	OOF
Rochelle Gwerm	nice boost
Drufle (GM)	Not enough, I'm afraid.
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Navaya	oh no!
G'hesh Nhot	what.. that was a crit roll
Drufle (GM)	The save is 22. That 6 only gives you a 19.
Navaya	can't crit surges anyway
Rochelle Gwerm	fucking Succubus
G'hesh Nhot	grrrrrrrr
Drufle (GM)	At least you resist the urge to continue hugging her as she saps the life out of you.
G'hesh Nhot	oh good
Drufle (GM)	She cackles, and the vision before you fades away!
Rochelle Gwerm	so uh
G'hesh Nhot	wait is that a charm?
Rochelle Gwerm	about that illusion thing
Navaya	roch if you hadn't pre-empted the GM he probably would have let us
Rochelle Gwerm	that you said we wouldn't have to make
G'hesh Nhot	i get a +2 verses charm or possesion
Aerlin	Well, you play the low INT well at least.
Drufle (GM)	Illusions and polymorphs are very different thing, Rochelle.
Navaya	ohhh
Rochelle Gwerm	that was a polymorph?
Drufle (GM)	Correct.
Red Redford	duh Rochelle Gwerm prepares a bloodrage
Drufle (GM)	Initiative! Rochelle Gwerm:
Red Redford	"This offends my religious sensibilities."
G'hesh Nhot	with my +2 against charm or posession do i pass? Navaya:
Aerlin	"Succubus!"
Rochelle Gwerm	I surge my initiative rolling 1d6 ( 3 ) = 3
Drufle (GM)	No, G'hesh.
Rochelle Gwerm	19
G'hesh Nhot	what
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+7( 16 )+7 = 23
Navaya	you weren't charmed or possessed Red Redford:
Navaya	this is just level drain
Aerlin	jesus red
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+3( 5 )+3 = 8
Red Redford	"No one impersonates the Inheritor on my watch!" Rochelle Gwerm lets loose a horrible roar
Drufle (GM)	Navaya, did you roll?
Red Redford	Me First G'hesh Nhot is realy confused
Aerlin	What alignment is a succubus?
Drufle (GM)	CE.
Rochelle Gwerm	we tied at 19
Drufle (GM)	They're demons.
Aerlin	Alrighty...
Red Redford	are the soldiers real
G'hesh Nhot	are they outsiders?
Navaya	yeah 19.08
Drufle (GM)	Oh, so you did.
Rochelle Gwerm	Navi beats me anyways with the higher dex
Drufle (GM)	The soldiers are very real humans and they're looking at you, all glazey-eyed.
Aerlin	Oh dear.
Navaya	"shoulda looked at the thralls, shouldn't we?"
G'hesh Nhot	the evil sappy thing, evil outsider?
Navaya	"yup!"
Rochelle Gwerm	demon, yes
G'hesh Nhot	oh good
Navaya	"stab 'er through the heart, girl"
Red Redford	"Foul foul foul FOUL"
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20-1( 13 )-1 = 12 rolling d20+3 ( 4 )+3 = 7
G'hesh Nhot	and i can full first time lol
Drufle (GM)	Boy, the succubus is feeling slow today.
Rochelle Gwerm	I surged fer nothin
Drufle (GM)	Remember you have a -1 on all rolls, G'hesh.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh well, insurance and all that
Drufle (GM)	Due to that negative level.
G'hesh Nhot	thats fine
Drufle (GM)	Red, you're first.
Rochelle Gwerm	hardly a bane for her
Drufle (GM)	By a massive margin.
Navaya	"Red, try and summon something that can tie up those soldiers!"
Rochelle Gwerm	cover them in snakes
Red Redford	"I'm going to kill the demon."
G'hesh Nhot	ive got this bitch
Navaya	"oh jeez ok that works I guess"
G'hesh Nhot	me first
Aerlin	Are we sure they're aggressive, the humans?
Rochelle Gwerm	do you want to take that chance?
Drufle (GM)	I mean, they're facing you, weapons drawn.
Navaya	"they will be once we start kickin' this tramp's ass"
Aerlin	Okay, then. Hmm...
Red Redford	i summon lantern archons
Drufle (GM)	You can make a perception roll if you want to try and figure things out. Oh good, the laser battery.
Red Redford	rolling 1d3+2( 1 )+2 = 3
Aerlin	Maybe I can break the enchantment.
Red Redford	poo Navaya:
G'hesh Nhot	im just gonna break her
Drufle (GM)	Ah.
G'hesh Nhot	wow Navaya summons her vast hidden smartnesses
Drufle (GM)	Navaya sees a magical glint behind the soldiers' eyes, a classic sign of enchantment.
Red Redford	actually they can stay there
Drufle (GM)	Oh. Ok.
Navaya	"deffo on the 'chant" "wanna try dispellin' it, Aer?"
Red Redford	"Ready the light!"
Drufle (GM)	Do I have to make aura of menace checks?
Red Redford	sure
Aerlin	"I can create a Magic Circle, I need them all within it, though."
Drufle (GM)	Will?
Red Redford	yeah
Navaya	"Okay Aer. Holler if you need me"
Red Redford	126101654 bad roll bad roll
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+2( 2 )+2 = 4 rolling d20+2 ( 15 )+2 = 17 rolling d20+2 ( 12 )+2 = 14 rolling d20+2 ( 2 )+2 = 4 Ok, the top left and bottom right soldiers fail.
Aerlin	Are we just blasting them, what's ahppening
Red Redford	"–2 penalty on attacks, AC, and saves"
Drufle (GM)	The lanterns are shooting the sucubus.
Red Redford	im blasting the succ
Drufle (GM)	Assuming they hit touch AC, one hits.
Red Redford	womp womp 2 "How uncharacteristic of you. More zeal!"
Drufle (GM)	Noted. Next is Aerlin.
Aerlin	I'm gonna float up above this lantern here... And I'll cast Magic Circle Against Chaos That should affect all the soldiers?
Drufle (GM)	Are you aware that you need to make a circle of silver to cast that spell? Also it's a circle, not a sphere, and you are in the air.
Aerlin	Oh.
Drufle (GM)	How about this.
Aerlin	Hmm...
Drufle (GM)	Make a DEX check for me.
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+1( 15 )+1 = 16
Drufle (GM)	Alright- if you're willing to take 2 aoo's as you drop from the air, I'll let you scatter a circle of dust around the area and cast the spell.
Aerlin	Ho yeah. Action Aerlin is a go.
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7( 6 )+7 = 13 rolling d20+7 ( 11 )+7 = 18
Aerlin	Both miss.
Drufle (GM)	Alright then! You leap above the combat, sending sparkling silver glitter around the arena, and then deftly dodge the soldiers' guisarmes as you drop down and activate the spell. Navaya claps
Aerlin	"Resist!"
G'hesh Nhot	GLITTER
Red Redford	glitterbomb!
Rochelle Gwerm	a wonderful mental image
Drufle (GM)	Now, I believe this only gives them a new Will save.
Rochelle Gwerm	poof
Drufle (GM)	It doesn't immediately free them.
Aerlin	That's right, yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	any buff to the will save?
Drufle (GM)	I'll give them a circumstantial bonus.
Aerlin	The only thing I can think of is using my wood spell on them. But I don't think that applies here. Since its not affecting me.
Drufle (GM)	And magic circle does give them a +2, yes.
Navaya	splinterspears would only cause trouble
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+6( 18 )+6 = 24 rolling d20+6 ( 7 )+6 = 13 rolling d20+6 ( 13 )+6 = 19 rolling d20+6 ( 18 )+6 = 24
Rochelle Gwerm	oooh
G'hesh Nhot	wow
Drufle (GM)	Alright, the two guys that were affected by the aura of menace snap out of the charm. Top right and bottom left are still affected.
Navaya	oog
Aerlin	That's something.
G'hesh Nhot	well thats two less to kill wtg
Rochelle Gwerm	we can have them restrain their comrades
Aerlin	We'll want to keep the dispelled out of combat, or have them restrain the other two.
Drufle (GM)	The soldiers' eyes blink wide, and they turn and glare at the succubus with rage.
G'hesh Nhot	:(
Drufle (GM)	Next is Navaya!
Red Redford	"Hello, comrades!"
Drufle (GM)	Boy, this turn order feels familiar.
Rochelle Gwerm	"STAND DOWN, WE'LL DEAL WITH THE DEMON"
Navaya	right, everyone feel ok healthwise?
Drufle (GM)	I wonder how often we get Red/Aerlin/Navaya/Rochelle/G'hesh.
G'hesh Nhot	ask me aftter ive been hit
Rochelle Gwerm	93/122 health right now
Navaya	every time we fight one enemy, druf :P
Rochelle Gwerm	so I'm pretty good
Navaya	okay then so
G'hesh Nhot	95/112
Aerlin	I'm healthy over here.
Red Redford	"Kill her!"
Navaya	do I use riming fro-ok
G'hesh Nhot	im on it!
Rochelle Gwerm	"I AM WORKING ON IT"
Aerlin	Only one can attack me and my AC is somewhat decent right now. Navaya:
Drufle (GM)	Oh no.
Rochelle Gwerm	navi whyyyy
Navaya	what
Drufle (GM)	Math time!
Rochelle Gwerm	freakin math
Navaya	do you want me to _not_ do this?
Drufle (GM)	Roll up that 3d8.
G'hesh Nhot	whats going on?
Navaya	also I spend 1 MP to throw the spell at the succubus
Red Redford	thats a touch spell oh great
Drufle (GM)	Throw spell finally coming in handy.
Aerlin	Roll for math...
Navaya	rolling 3d8( 2 + 1 + 2 ) = 5
Drufle (GM)	Oof.
Rochelle Gwerm	a math of 5
Drufle (GM)	Not great choices here, I'm afraid. You can only hit her will and reflex saves.
Navaya	shame
Drufle (GM)	Maybe hit will to help out Aerlin? -2 to will for 2 rounds?
Aerlin	Might be good, yeah.
Navaya	yeah that'll do
Drufle (GM)	Righto.
Navaya	"damn these magic dice in my hand"
Drufle (GM)	Moving at all?
Navaya	I'm good here I think
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle's up then.
Red Redford	tfw evil eye has the same effect
Drufle (GM)	Pffft.
Rochelle Gwerm	5-foot step, Full Attack, Power Attack
Navaya	sometimes this spell can be better!!!
Drufle (GM)	Actually, isn't evil eye a -4 now?
Navaya	might be Rochelle Gwerm:
Navaya	oh well next turn Rochelle Gwerm:
G'hesh Nhot	save some for me roch
Rochelle Gwerm	-5 on the second one -1 on both + 13 damage or was it 12
Drufle (GM)	-1?
Rochelle Gwerm	power attack + demon bonus
Drufle (GM)	Oh, you're counting that +2 already. Gotcha.
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah trying to condense the math
Drufle (GM)	Well the second misses.
Rochelle Gwerm	well of course also Amazing Initiative, please
Drufle (GM)	So... 21+13-10 is 24.
Red Redford	oh my
Rochelle Gwerm	oh wait I forgot to turn on bloodrage
Aerlin	Busting that out already huh
Rochelle Gwerm	eh, we'll turn that on now
Drufle (GM)	Now it's the Succubus' turn.
Rochelle Gwerm	no not yet
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Drufle (GM)	Oh, that.
Rochelle Gwerm	I didn't use my second standard action yet
Drufle (GM)	Sure, mark off the 1 MP.
Rochelle Gwerm	this will just be a Vital Strike
Red Redford	"Succubus are known for making thralls out of the weak-willed, and now our two strongest fighters are right next to her." Rochelle Gwerm:
Red Redford	":I"
Drufle (GM)	Not exactly the most ideal situation, no.
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah she getting smacked
Drufle (GM)	Hit, Roch.
Navaya	"luckily she gets smushed before anything bad happens"
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 4d8 + 14( 3 + 3 + 4 + 2 )+14 = 26
Navaya	*might
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 1d6( 1 ) = 1
Drufle (GM)	16 damage it is.
Rochelle Gwerm	eat acid um, excuse me? cold iron
Drufle (GM)	Her DR isn't just cold iron.
Rochelle Gwerm	fuck
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Rochelle Gwerm	everything
Drufle (GM)	It's cold iron and good. Not cold iron or good, like usual.
Rochelle Gwerm	someone get me a holy buff on this club
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, now it's her turn.
Aerlin	If there are any mind control shenanigans, lead them into the circle.
Red Redford	"Tell me, defiler! What is your name!"
Drufle (GM)	She smiles sweetly and blows Red a kiss.
G'hesh Nhot	kinky
Red Redford	"Eugh."
Aerlin	thats not a name!
Drufle (GM)	And then goes and pokes Rochelle with a dominate person. Rochelle Gwerm: if that's not enough I'll surge
Drufle (GM)	That is indeed a failure.
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 1d6( 3 ) = 3
Drufle (GM)	And now it's a success.
Rochelle Gwerm	screw you, I surge
G'hesh Nhot	phew
Rochelle Gwerm	"RRRRRAAAAAG!!!" "GET OUT OF MY HEAD"
Red Redford	"Your kiss of death won't work on these fools."
G'hesh Nhot	.......
Drufle (GM)	She shrugs and says "Well, this isn't looking like my day, is it?"
Navaya	"at least for the next six seconds"
Aerlin	The worst six seconds I've ever had!
Drufle (GM)	And she goes and chugs a potion.
Rochelle Gwerm	move action, AoO
Aerlin	A drinking problem..."
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, go ahead.
G'hesh Nhot	oh good!!!
Rochelle Gwerm	she's getting smacked for her troubles
Navaya	surprise it was a potion of sticky blood you're now glued to her
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+18( 15 )+18 = 33
Drufle (GM)	Roll damage, then.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+2d6+8( 6 )+( 5 + 1 )+8 = 20
Drufle (GM)	Damage marked.
Rochelle Gwerm	does DR stop the bonus damage? from evil-smiting or whatever that boon is
Drufle (GM)	From bane? No, I don't think so.
G'hesh Nhot	retributive reach
Drufle (GM)	It's still -6.
G'hesh Nhot	me yet?
Drufle (GM)	Sure, but she vanishes.
Aerlin	Smart...
Navaya	oh THAT potion
Rochelle Gwerm	"BULLSHIT, YOU'RE STILL HERE"
Drufle (GM)	Guard round!
G'hesh Nhot	well she cannot move
Drufle (GM)	Uhhh what to do with these mooks.
Navaya	oh she can move
Rochelle Gwerm	Red, tell them to do something useful
Navaya	now you can't see her to hit her
Rochelle Gwerm	she used her move action
Aerlin	Anything that could reveal her, Navaya?
Navaya	what if teleport I'm looking!!"
Drufle (GM)	I'm gonna have the now awake guys leap onto the charmed ones.
Red Redford	"Got any flour?"
Drufle (GM)	And try to cuff them.
Aerlin	Does your magic dust do that yet?
Drufle (GM)	Gee, if only there was a giant pouch of infinite magic pixie dust she had.
Rochelle Gwerm	"PLENTY OF ROCK AND DUST"
Navaya	okay FINE JEEZ
Rochelle Gwerm	I think the pixie dust can and already has before
Aerlin	Drufle! You're on the succubui's side
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, CMB checks to cuff the guards.
Rochelle Gwerm	surprise, he is the succubus
Aerlin	Sexy.
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5( 6 )+5 = 11 rolling d20+5 ( 19 )+5 = 24
Rochelle Gwerm	one of them is locked down
Drufle (GM)	Bottom left guy is now cuffed.
Rochelle Gwerm	at least
Drufle (GM)	Top right is still mobile.
Aerlin	I wonder if they all know each other.
Drufle (GM)	Top of the round, Red!
G'hesh Nhot	wait!!!!!!
Aerlin	Harold! Stop being evil!
Rochelle Gwerm	drufle remember G'hesh
G'hesh Nhot	me?
Rochelle Gwerm	lovable dragon
Red Redford	hello its me, red
Drufle (GM)	Oh right.
Rochelle Gwerm	she hasn't gotten to go yet
Red Redford	im looking for a spell
Drufle (GM)	She attacked and I thought that was her turn.
G'hesh Nhot	apart from aoo
Drufle (GM)	Right, G'hesh needs to go.
Rochelle Gwerm	do that while ghesh hits things
Red Redford	turns out i dont have see invisibility
Aerlin	"Do not worry, friend, we will break the spell in time."
Red Redford	if i turn invisible can i see her
Navaya	I would breathe a cone of fire in her general direction
Red Redford	LMAO
Drufle (GM)	Not how it works, Red.
G'hesh Nhot	i have an idea, does chared invisible become visible?
Rochelle Gwerm	firebreath won't do anything, she has an immunity to fire
Drufle (GM)	G'hesh can't use her fire breath. Already used it today, remember?
Navaya	wah
G'hesh Nhot	oh yes
Rochelle Gwerm	hurl some dirt at her
G'hesh Nhot	, what about blind man cungfu
Red Redford	i use my whats it called
G'hesh Nhot	kungfu
Red Redford	inspired spell
Drufle (GM)	You can use an action to grope around you. Hold up Red. G'hesh still needs to go.
Red Redford	oh k
Rochelle Gwerm	don't grope around that's what the succubus wants
G'hesh Nhot	hmmmm
Drufle (GM)	You can use your action to pick two squares next to you, and then roll a d100 for each. If you roll 51+ and she's in that square, you identify it as such.
G'hesh Nhot	instead of grope can i pick 1 and full attack?
Drufle (GM)	I mean, sure.
Rochelle Gwerm	confirm if she's still in front of use perhaps?
Drufle (GM)	You have to roll a miss chance.
G'hesh Nhot	thats why i picked the one away from roch
Drufle (GM)	d100, 50 or lower you miss totally, even if she's in the square. Roll away.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d100( 24 ) = 24 no buffs?
Drufle (GM)	Not to a d%, no.
Rochelle Gwerm	no buffs could save that roll
G'hesh Nhot	why not?
Drufle (GM)	You have no idea if she's in that square or not.
G'hesh Nhot	greater weapon focus etc?
Rochelle Gwerm	Red, cast your spell
G'hesh Nhot	i was just going full attack in that area
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, now it's top of the round. Yeah, I know. But d100's never have bonuses. Not in this game, at least.
Red Redford	1 MP please
Aerlin	You just swing wildly at the air, it's pure luck.
G'hesh Nhot	but full attack is 3 attacks in total not 1
Red Redford	see invis is a standard action so its gucci
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead, mark it down Red.
Red Redford	I can see shapes of invisible creatures for
G'hesh Nhot	2 sword and 1 tail
Aerlin	My gucci wizard's robe! It's all dirty!
Navaya	gucci bag of holding
Red Redford	100 minutes
Rochelle Gwerm	remember to tell us where she is
Red Redford	thats a long time
Drufle (GM)	Good to know.
Rochelle Gwerm	also wow, decent duration
Red Redford	i spend another mp to attack her
Drufle (GM)	That'd be very useful if she was in the room.
Red Redford	FUCK
Aerlin	Pff.
Navaya	told you it'd be teleport
Aerlin	She's very good. I hate her.
Red Redford	"She didn't vanish. She VANISHED."
Rochelle Gwerm	"YOU ARE BEING CONFUSING"
G'hesh Nhot	BITCH
Aerlin	"Are you saying she's teleported?"
Red Redford	"Pack it up, archons."
Drufle (GM)	There is still technically this one guard here, so the fight isn't really over yet.
Navaya	"and will now stalk us through the whole building"
Red Redford	"She's not in the room." i use uhhh
Navaya	"slowly turning us against each other" "ahh, what a lovely day"
Aerlin	"Or she went to get the big bird monster."
Drufle (GM)	Actually, I think he'll get another save on Aerlin's turn.
Navaya	"most likely"
Drufle (GM)	Since he's still in the circle. If you want to just restrain him and wait.
G'hesh Nhot	and demon left
Rochelle Gwerm	I can do that on my turn
Aerlin	My turn is now, right?
Drufle (GM)	Red.
Red Redford	can i harmlessly shoot them with lasers hm
Aerlin	Slap him out of it?
Drufle (GM)	I don't think lasers can be nonlethal. Laser slaps, of course.
Red Redford	lets try something fun
Drufle (GM)	Genius!
Rochelle Gwerm	they won't get to act until after everyone else except for G'hesh
Red Redford	sunder
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez.
Red Redford	with lasers walk me through this
Drufle (GM)	Do you know the archons' CMB?
Rochelle Gwerm	brb for a second
Navaya	that's even more implausible
Aerlin	Have lasers been invented yet? What's the setting here?
G'hesh Nhot	same here
Red Redford	-2
Drufle (GM)	Lasers technically exist in another part of a world. Wow, -2. Alright.
Red Redford	this sucks
Drufle (GM)	Roll three of those, if you want.
Red Redford	81010
Drufle (GM)	Sign. Nope. Good try, though. First time I have ever seen sunder actually used.
Red Redford	"FAILURE."
Aerlin	It's interesting the spell still affects them after her disappearing.
Navaya	she ain't dead yet
Aerlin	I guess it's not a range thing, then.
Drufle (GM)	Nope. Anyway, Aerlin's turn. So let's give these boys some saves. rolling d20+6 ( 2 )+6 = 8 rolling d20+6 ( 9 )+6 = 15
G'hesh Nhot	back
Aerlin	Cease and desist.
Drufle (GM)	That is a negatory.
Rochelle Gwerm	I have returned
Drufle (GM)	So what's up now, Aerlin?
Aerlin	Hmm.
Drufle (GM)	One guy is charmed and manacled. The other is charmed and armed.
Aerlin	Wonder what their HD is.
Drufle (GM)	Very, very low.
Rochelle Gwerm	do you seriously have sleep prepared?
Aerlin	Of -course- I do.
Navaya	always
Drufle (GM)	Gotta do something with all those 1st level slots, dude.
Aerlin	I cast Sleep on the armed one, then.
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin has tons.
Rochelle Gwerm	fair enough
Aerlin	DC 21
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+2( 14 )+2 = 16 Nope. ZONK
Rochelle Gwerm	he slep
Aerlin	And keep them in the circle.
Navaya	can he make will saves while asleep
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, given enough time they'll pass their saves soon. You can!
Navaya	oh good
Aerlin	"Try and reach your allies, your voice might help them break the spell."
Drufle (GM)	So if we just wait like a minute, everyone'll be fine.
Aerlin	"Keep them within this circle."
Drufle (GM)	Or, do that. Sure. Right into the next door.
G'hesh Nhot	FIGHT
Rochelle Gwerm	"Okay, lets get these guys out of here" Rochelle Gwerm has ended her bloodrage
Aerlin	Yeah, we need to get them out of here.
Navaya	"Ghesh get back here!!"
Aerlin	Can't take them with us, they're not strong enough.
Drufle (GM)	You guys do that, G'hesh is gonna go punch a monster by herself.
Red Redford	"We didn't, kill her."
G'hesh Nhot	ill hold the door then
Rochelle Gwerm	"We'll come back later, G'hesh"
Navaya	"do ghe good thing and take these people out the dungeon"
Aerlin	"What do you think, Red?"
Red Redford	"Let's fall back for now."
Aerlin	"I'm certain we'll meet her again." "We can make her pay then."
Rochelle Gwerm	"I think I'm burnt out"
Drufle (GM)	I uh, forgot. Did people make per checks in this room?
G'hesh Nhot	cant it wait till after we kill them... she may just hunt them down and capture hem again anyway
Drufle (GM)	Wait no, nobody did.
Navaya	they did but very early Rochelle Gwerm:
Drufle (GM)	Battle happened.
Navaya	or not Red Redford:
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+11( 4 )+11 = 15
Red Redford	I'm sulking but I still see everything.
Drufle (GM)	My oh my, that sure is a secret door down at the bottom.
Aerlin	It's full of DRUGS.
Red Redford	Looking down and covering my face, I point down there.
Navaya	"Ghesh, - yeah"
Red Redford	"Secret door."
G'hesh Nhot	me opens it Red Redford sigh
Rochelle Gwerm	"You don't sound too happy about it"
G'hesh Nhot	??? no monster Red Redford: Rochelle Gwerm:
Aerlin	I'm aiding the soldiers, so I'll stay over here.
Drufle (GM)	There are two statues of Iomedae in here, with a big pile of smashed chests.
Navaya	"what, were you expecting bonus boss?" Rochelle Gwerm puts her backpack on the ground
G'hesh Nhot	the actual demon lol
Red Redford	"Are you gargoyles too?"
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle, with her +20 bonus from Aron's map, sees a weird wall to the left.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Alright, les get these out of here"
Navaya	"I'll get on standard statue cleanup duty"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Eh? hold on" "Something isn't right here"
Drufle (GM)	What's this? A SECRET DOOR BEHIND THE SECRET DOOR?
G'hesh Nhot	what
Rochelle Gwerm	boop?
Navaya	ooh
Aerlin	My bean is freaked.
Red Redford	"S"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Heeeey, another door"
Aerlin	I can't handle this. Rochelle Gwerm:
Navaya	"what is with this place" Red Redford: Rochelle Gwerm grabs he backback
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 10 )+1 = 11 nope
Rochelle Gwerm	"Maybe this will be better"
Aerlin	"I suppose having secret rooms made it good for defense."
Drufle (GM)	There's a metal rod on the northern wall, holding a magnificent banner with a beautiful sunburst, with a valiant statue of Iomedae next to it.
Aerlin	"You know, back when it wasn't filled with demons."
Drufle (GM)	An altar also sits beneath the banner.
Red Redford	is thisthe thing
Navaya	oop
Drufle (GM)	And four statues are against the walls.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Thiiiis looks important" "One sec" Rochelle Gwerm grabs the metal rod
Drufle (GM)	Good!
Rochelle Gwerm	zap?
Drufle (GM)	The statue and altar suddenly grow mouths.
Red Redford	"I know I'm not a paladin, Iomedae. But what do you think we should d"
Rochelle Gwerm	"ohohoho" G'hesh Nhot grabs her new sword
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hey G'hesh?" "Look what I found"
Drufle (GM)	So, who was talking about mimics a while ago?
G'hesh Nhot	YAY FIGHT
Rochelle Gwerm	so its a statue?
Aerlin	Well, fuck.
Navaya	oh for-
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+3( 5 )+3 = 8
Rochelle Gwerm	what knowledge?
Drufle (GM)	Initiative!
G'hesh Nhot	FFS YFB
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+7( 9 )+7 = 16
G'hesh Nhot	WFM Rochelle Gwerm:
Navaya	"alright Aer stay here, I hear fighting" Red Redford:
Rochelle Gwerm	I have been blessed I am tempted to surge this I'm so tempted G'hesh Nhot just waits in the corner
Rochelle Gwerm	but I only have 1MP so I'll save it
Drufle (GM)	Why? You're already at the top.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh right, crit Navaya:
Drufle (GM)	Also I need a Navaya roll. Thank you.
Rochelle Gwerm	knowledge roll?
Red Redford	":((("
G'hesh Nhot	i realy need some int buffs
Drufle (GM)	For what?
Rochelle Gwerm	what is this?
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+6( 6 )+6 = 12 Red Redford:
Drufle (GM)	Mimics!
Rochelle Gwerm	immune to acid?
Drufle (GM)	You know what a mimic is.
G'hesh Nhot	YAY
Drufle (GM)	Actually, yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	and DR?
Red Redford	i wanna know a weakness
Rochelle Gwerm	okay fuck mimics then I wanted to melt them
Drufle (GM)	That is literally the only energy resistance it has. Is an immunity to acid.
Navaya	lol
Drufle (GM)	Wait, actually.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll just break their faces in I swear if they have DR as well
G'hesh Nhot	the old D7D eaty chests
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, I forget they have a fiendish template.
Navaya	dungeons and seven dragons
Rochelle Gwerm	is my hand still on the banner?
Red Redford	wait what is the mimic mimicking exactly the statue?
Drufle (GM)	So they also have resist 10 cold/fire and DR 10/good. The statue and the altar are mimics.
Navaya	demonic mimics
Rochelle Gwerm	god damn it
Red Redford	two for the price of one!
Drufle (GM)	Right, let's start. And yes, your hand is on the banner, Roch.
Rochelle Gwerm	I want that banner Disarm?
Drufle (GM)	And you are first, Rochelle!
Navaya	gonna have to fight big mimic mama wrassle
Red Redford	"They just had to... defile everything."
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, make a CMB check.
Rochelle Gwerm	can I just take the banner? cool oh, I'll Bloodrage firt first
Drufle (GM)	Remember you take aoos for this. From both mimics.
G'hesh Nhot	or smash with club then take banner
Rochelle Gwerm	I can't cast in my current position so I'll just try an yoink this banner if you don't mind
Drufle (GM)	Give it a shot. Rochelle Gwerm: gimme
Drufle (GM)	You yank that banner right away. And now the aoos.
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Rochelle Gwerm	"EXCUSE ME, THIS IS MINE NOW"
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+10( 3 )+10 = 13 rolling d20+10 ( 16 )+10 = 26
Rochelle Gwerm	one hit
Drufle (GM)	So very barely, right? Yeah.
Navaya	the altar bites your foot
Drufle (GM)	rolling d8+8( 5 )+8 = 13
Rochelle Gwerm	13 vs 17 I lost me buffs
Red Redford	the banner is a baby mimic the ground? mimic red is a mimic
Navaya	the ground is a living floor
Drufle (GM)	13 damage and also Rochelle is grappled!
Rochelle Gwerm	was that damage?
Drufle (GM)	The altar's tongue is incredibly sticky.
Rochelle Gwerm	wow rude
Drufle (GM)	But you have that banner now. Next is Red.
Rochelle Gwerm	hold on can I Red Redford sighs
Rochelle Gwerm	Amazing Initiative?
Drufle (GM)	If you want to spend that MP, go ahead.
Red Redford	"LANTERNS!" can they hear me
Rochelle Gwerm	what can I do while grappled, more importantly
Red Redford	teleport
Rochelle Gwerm	I want to know before using this
Navaya	get free?????????????????/
Drufle (GM)	Oh boy, time to check out the grapple rules.
Rochelle Gwerm	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
Navaya	grappling with grappling rules
Drufle (GM)	You have a -4 to dex, and a -2 to attack rolls.
Rochelle Gwerm	is that it?
Drufle (GM)	And you can't do any two-handed actions.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh hmm spellcasting? is that two-handed? I bet it is
Navaya	also requires hands usually
Drufle (GM)	It isn't, but you do have to make a concentration check. And that's uh. A hard check.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll hold off on it
Drufle (GM)	DC 10+grappler's CMB+your spell level.
Rochelle Gwerm	save the MP
Drufle (GM)	So 19+spell level. Gotcha. Red, your lanterns are still around unless you dismissed them.
Rochelle Gwerm	what is puting a weapon away?
Drufle (GM)	It hasn't been very long.
Red Redford	From now on I'll cast detect evil on everything
Rochelle Gwerm	what kind of action?
Drufle (GM)	Move action.
Red Redford	Every time I perception
Rochelle Gwerm	oh yeah I'll sheath the banner I suppose I don't need it out and about
Red Redford	mark that down drufle
Drufle (GM)	Righto, Red. Are the lanterns still around, then? Or did you dismiss them?
Red Redford	ill use their standard action to teleport them here
Drufle (GM)	Righto. What spots?
Red Redford	and i'll do some things myself i take a 5 foot step
Aerlin	"...They teleported. They must be under attack. Be careful, Navaya."
Navaya	"I heard him yell"
Red Redford	I cast searing light
Drufle (GM)	"OH GODS THE ALTAR HAS TEETH" Oh that. That's, uh, d8/2 levels? So 4d8 right in his face.
Aerlin	"I will stay and keep these four safe, although perhaps I can send something with you..."
Red Redford	yah
Drufle (GM)	At who?
Red Redford	rolling 4d8( 6 + 4 + 2 + 3 ) = 15 the altar
Navaya	"I was gonna cover you all in an ice dome, but yeah prolly better that some of us can run"
Drufle (GM)	Also it's still a ranged touch attack. Gotta roll that first.
Red Redford	oo
Drufle (GM)	Wow. Very hit.
Aerlin	"The circle is still active, so we should be somewhat safe..."
Rochelle Gwerm	pew pew lasers
Red Redford	much wow
Drufle (GM)	15 damage to the altar it is. Next is uh. Aerlin. No. Navaya.
Aerlin	Really, I rolled so low.
Drufle (GM)	My numbering is bad.
Navaya	thank you
Rochelle Gwerm	maybe we should have the tracker up
Drufle (GM)	I'll figure out the tracker one day.
Aerlin	I'm gonna summon something and send it in, btw.
Red Redford	lmao
Aerlin	Red aint the only one that can do that.
Rochelle Gwerm	you have to click your pog before you roll init
Red Redford	summoner high five
Aerlin	I use Mage Hand to high five Red.
Drufle (GM)	So Navaya, what's up/ ?
Navaya	as much as you are a kind and just GM I do not trust you to not have the succubus and the vrock be taking invisible turns to get back up here and attack aerlin
Drufle (GM)	Pfffhahaha.
Navaya	so I'm deciding if I should use my one wall of ice to protect them with a dome or block off a corridor or just go help the F7 fools out
Red Redford	don't give him any ideas!!
Rochelle Gwerm	an ice dome of Protection against Chaos
Red Redford	that's like the number 0 rule
Rochelle Gwerm	just use a dome
Red Redford	never give the gm ideas
Navaya	he can't now it'd be a breach of trust
Rochelle Gwerm	if they want to attack Aerlin they'll need to break it
Red Redford	the mindgames Red Redford sighs
Drufle (GM)	Well, do whatever you're going to do.
Rochelle Gwerm	Red is finally tired of our schenanigans
Aerlin	There are a lot of them in there, so they might be okay for another turn.
Rochelle Gwerm	the mimics are not exactly the toughest creatures here
Navaya	did we say walls can be curved? or was that just wall of force
Drufle (GM)	Wall of Ice has to be a line. Dunno about force. Well, line or dome.
Aerlin	Aerlin certainly thinks she'll be okay on her own, but maybe you think otherwise.
Drufle (GM)	Those are your options.
Navaya	right ok I will cast wall of ice from here to here
Drufle (GM)	And you can make it that long?
Navaya	and block off both eastern doors I'll see
Drufle (GM)	I think it's like, a 10-foot square per level.
Red Redford	i use my bonus action to draw a dickbutt
Navaya	"o a 10th-level wizard can create a wall of ice 100 feet long and 10 feet high, a wall 50 feet long and 20 feet high, or any other combination of length and height that does not exceed 1,000 square feet"
Aerlin	Is that a religious sigil?
Navaya	so I#m level 8 right so I have 800 square feet of ice to use
Rochelle Gwerm	80 square feet
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	sorry, I missed a zero
Red Redford	Long Ice
Navaya	so 60 x however high the cieling is
Drufle (GM)	So you can make it 4 long and 2 high. Yeah.
Red Redford	you could have made a mall of ice
Drufle (GM)	So the entire right wall is just encased in ice now.
Navaya	"there! eight inches of frozen protection" "they'll have to go back the long way round" "I hope..."
Drufle (GM)	Now it's, uh, Aerlin's turn. For reals.
Navaya	"see you in a bit, aerlin" I can still move
Aerlin	Let's do a summon, then.
Rochelle Gwerm	move while she casts
Drufle (GM)	Move, go ahead.
G'hesh Nhot	when do i hit?
Rochelle Gwerm	we need to invest in efficiency here
Aerlin	I can Wild Arcana to cast Summon Monster 4...
Rochelle Gwerm	we're so slow in combat
Drufle (GM)	Yikes.
Red Redford	sick!
Drufle (GM)	What's coming in, Aerlin?
Aerlin	http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/s/summon-monster
Rochelle Gwerm	oh dear
Aerlin	Help me pick,. though.
Rochelle Gwerm	T-Rex? you had...so long to choose...
Aerlin	I was thinking Lightning Elemental? Medium
Rochelle Gwerm	yes sure, do it
Aerlin	Okay, that then.
Red Redford	something that can teleport?
Aerlin	It's got 100ft move speed
Rochelle Gwerm	Lightning elementals are Fast drop the boy-o-thunder
Navaya	i'd have picked a dire ape to carry snooze man
Rochelle Gwerm	thundercat, goooo
Aerlin	I'll summon it there, under the top S.
Drufle (GM)	Ah, ok, right. I do see an issue here.
Navaya	will I be zapped
Drufle (GM)	No, summon spells have a casting time of 1 round.
Aerlin	So they do.
Drufle (GM)	You can only wild arcana/inspired spell standard action spells.
Aerlin	Hmm...
Drufle (GM)	So, uh. No summoning with wild arcana, sorry.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay, network is being rebooter rebooted
Aerlin	I guess I could cast...
Red Redford	mimics remind me of hardmode mimics terrifying
Aerlin	God I prepped Summon Monster 1. I turn the 1 into a 9. :b
Red Redford	LMAO
Aerlin	if only...
Drufle (GM)	Sorry, letters only.
Aerlin	How about Aqueous Orc?
Drufle (GM)	No numbers!
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll go silent for half a minute not that you'll be done by then
Drufle (GM)	Um.
Red Redford	oh no
Drufle (GM)	I uh.
Navaya	what
Aerlin	It's a real spell...
Drufle (GM)	I guess so? He means aqueous orb. But discombobulated.
Navaya	ok
Rochelle Gwerm	give it a shot
Red Redford	turned into a summon spell
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm back by the way
Red Redford	neato burrito
Drufle (GM)	Sure, why not.
Aerlin	How does this work...
Red Redford	yeah what stats...
Rochelle Gwerm	summons an orc that is aqueous
Red Redford	water elemental?
Navaya	aquatic subtyped orc
Drufle (GM)	A very drippy orc with water swirling around him appears next to Aerlin.
Aerlin	"My goodness. It worked. Hey, go help my friends."
Drufle (GM)	He turns and nods, and rushes into the secret chambers.
Rochelle Gwerm	its Aquaorc
Aerlin	"I believe in you!"
Rochelle Gwerm	king of the orc seas
Navaya	"what the flying hell is this"
Red Redford	can he talk to fish
Drufle (GM)	The water orc waves to Navaya.
Rochelle Gwerm	I hope so
Navaya	"Hi????"
Drufle (GM)	He bubbles some words out. Navaya waves back awkwardly
Drufle (GM)	I imagine you don't understand them.
Navaya	WAIT
Drufle (GM)	Unless you speak Aquan.
Rochelle Gwerm	does she???
Red Redford	now freeze him! ice orc
Rochelle Gwerm	no be nice to the water orc
Navaya	I DID learn aquan!
Rochelle Gwerm	wherever he came from
Drufle (GM)	You, I, really?
Navaya	yup!
Rochelle Gwerm	seriously, where did this guy get summoned from?
Drufle (GM)	Well, alright.
Aerlin	Now you have to give this orc a personality.
Red Redford	plane of water
Aerlin	He's very...........bubbly.
Red Redford	it's Gerald
Aerlin	b|
Red Redford	This is his internship
Drufle (GM)	The aquaorc says, "Why hello, cold friend! I am Blubbinson, the water orc!"
Navaya	ghrudjskijghb;kagen
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, uh. Next turn?
Aerlin	That's my turn btw.
Navaya	"I. Uh. Hi I'm Navi"
G'hesh Nhot	me?
Navaya	"thanks for coming??"
Drufle (GM)	Not quite.
Rochelle Gwerm	bring it on
Red Redford	His cadence sounds like Pennywise, don't trust him
Drufle (GM)	By the way, screw you Navaya. Aerlin hears a roaring and thudding from beyond the ice wall.
Aerlin	Aw shiiiit.
Red Redford	oh my god??
Rochelle Gwerm	HAAAAAH
Aerlin	Well, thank you, Navaya.
Red Redford	it keeps getting worse and worse
Drufle (GM)	Let me give him his chance to break the wall. rolling d20+13 ( 4 )+13 = 17 Hit, obviously.
Red Redford	He needs a dragon for that
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6+5( 4 + 1 )+5 = 10
G'hesh Nhot	yes
Rochelle Gwerm	why did you roll to hit a wall of ice??? it can't move
Red Redford	thats how it works
Drufle (GM)	You still have to roll against inanimate objects. Because of 1's.
Rochelle Gwerm	well okay
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin hears loud shredding and shrieking from beyond the wall, as a section of it seems to be getting thinner.
Navaya	WELL THEN
Rochelle Gwerm	quick add more ice
Navaya	I only prepped one!
Drufle (GM)	God, I.
Red Redford	Perilous!
Drufle (GM)	I cannot believe you called that.
Rochelle Gwerm	Aerlin? more ice?
Navaya	I'm a shrewd operator!
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, now it's the mimics' turns.
Rochelle Gwerm	am I in the altars mouth or what's going on here?
Red Redford	oh can they make will saves
Drufle (GM)	You're stuck to it!
Rochelle Gwerm	so I'm just stuck?
G'hesh Nhot	who put a lantern in my charge path?
Red Redford	the aura works right
Drufle (GM)	Mimics are very sticky. Uh, yes.
Red Redford	they can fly
Drufle (GM)	The aura.
Rochelle Gwerm	the lanterns float you can just run under them
G'hesh Nhot	oh good
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7( 2 )+7 = 9 rolling d20+7 ( 20 )+7 = 27
Rochelle Gwerm	I kinda expected to be inside the mimic
Drufle (GM)	Well, the altar saves.
Red Redford	YIKES
Drufle (GM)	The statue does not. So the altar gets free damage on Rochelle. Due to constriction.
Red Redford	"–2 penalty on attacks, AC, and saves for 24 hours"
Drufle (GM)	rolling d8+7( 3 )+7 = 10 There's 10 damage for Roch.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay so it constricts, so I must be inside its mouth
Drufle (GM)	Fair enough.
G'hesh Nhot	tongue is huge
Drufle (GM)	Might just be tentacles or something.
Red Redford	can you describe this in more excruciating detail
G'hesh Nhot	look at mimics
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, they both attack Rochelle as the only thing in range.
G'hesh Nhot	not for long
Red Redford	more! vore!
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+11( 12 )+11 = 23 rolling d20+11 ( 3 )+11 = 14
Rochelle Gwerm	one hit the statue?
Drufle (GM)	rolling d8+6( 2 )+6 = 8
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm not even below half yet
Drufle (GM)	That was the statue, yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	these guys are wimps
Drufle (GM)	And that is the mimic turn. G'hesh! They're CR 6, give the poor guys a break.
G'hesh Nhot	new shiny sword
Rochelle Gwerm	kill it and you may have it
Red Redford	They're here so we won't be there when the fuckening vulture breaks through
Aerlin	They're a distraction, I guess.
G'hesh Nhot	and a dive charge straight into the fight
Rochelle Gwerm	the alter probably has to die first
Drufle (GM)	Remember, only 1 attack during a charge. Although you do get +2 to it.
G'hesh Nhot	so new sword is -1 to hit. am i back to normal level yet?
Drufle (GM)	It's a +1 overall. -1 from keen, +2 from charge. So just a +20. Silly tiny number.
G'hesh Nhot	oh ok
Red Redford	just
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+20( 12 )+20 = 32 hit?
Drufle (GM)	Why would you even ask that.
Red Redford	sorry its ac is 69 (Nice.)
Rochelle Gwerm	porybot no
Drufle (GM)	We'll be running into enemies at the end of the campaign who don't have AC's that high.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+9( 3 )+9 = 12
Drufle (GM)	2 damage it is.
Rochelle Gwerm	dr suuuucks
Red Redford	dango
Drufle (GM)	Top of the round!
Rochelle Gwerm	break free? what do I roll?
Drufle (GM)	So fun fact about mimics. You cannot break free of them while they're alive.
G'hesh Nhot	enlarge person and break its gaw
Navaya	they're oozes they don't have jaws
Rochelle Gwerm	fuck that, I rip its tongue out
Drufle (GM)	Technically they're aberrations.
Navaya	oh ok
Red Redford	yeah
Drufle (GM)	It's not grappling with its tongue, but alright.
Rochelle Gwerm	you tell me what I have to tear off and I will do that I literally cannot attack in this state
Red Redford	its grappling you with its magnum dong
Drufle (GM)	It's not actually like grabbing you or anything, it's just very sticky!
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Drufle (GM)	Mimics exude an adhesive goop.
Navaya	don't punch it
Rochelle Gwerm	what part is sticky
Drufle (GM)	Literally all of it, the goo that is covering the entire mimic.
G'hesh Nhot	the dong
Rochelle Gwerm	fuck it, I disarm the statue
Navaya	you did that already
Drufle (GM)	Uh, alright.
Rochelle Gwerm	that doesn't need many hands I want its one-handed weapon
Drufle (GM)	He took the banner, not the statue's sword. Clever!
Navaya	oh ok
Drufle (GM)	Make a CMB check. Rochelle Gwerm:
Drufle (GM)	-2 from being grappled, but you hit!
Rochelle Gwerm	okay, the sword is mine
Drufle (GM)	You yank the sword right out of the statue's hand.
Rochelle Gwerm	AoOs
Drufle (GM)	Yes, yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	but wait, the statue is missing something important
G'hesh Nhot	sudden block!
Rochelle Gwerm	pfft
G'hesh Nhot	go roch go
Drufle (GM)	Ok, you can block the altar's attack. Not so much the statue.
Rochelle Gwerm	statue hit, then I'll hit the altar what stats does this sword have?
Drufle (GM)	It's just a normal masterwork longsword.
G'hesh Nhot	ooooooh
Red Redford	its the master sword
Rochelle Gwerm	okay but what does it do?
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+11( 11 )+11 = 22 rolling d20+11 ( 13 )+11 = 24
Rochelle Gwerm	damage?
G'hesh Nhot	longsword
Drufle (GM)	Ok, the altar definitely hits still. It's d8+1.5str.
G'hesh Nhot	dont you go breaking it
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+11( 9 )+11 = 20 And the statue hits. rolling 2d8+12 ( 2 + 8 )+12 = 22 22 damage for Rochelle, roll against the altar.
G'hesh Nhot	dont forget roll 2 die and take the smallest
Drufle (GM)	With like a +2 to hit. I already did! Those were the first two rolls.
G'hesh Nhot	and roch gets =2 ac
Drufle (GM)	True, I don't think that saves her.
Rochelle Gwerm	22 damage?
Drufle (GM)	Yes. Now roll against the altar, ignoring DR, with +2 to hit. Rochelle Gwerm:
Drufle (GM)	Fair dues, 10 damage it is.
Rochelle Gwerm	wait, masterwork makes it +1 right?
Drufle (GM)	To hit, not damage. Gotta be magic to add damage. Are you gonna surge to strike again, or is it Red's turn?
Red Redford	me torno?
Drufle (GM)	Not surge, but AI, you know what I mean.
Rochelle Gwerm	I can't deal with this DR I can't escape is there anything else I can take? actually
Red Redford	"Let Red handle it!"
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm heavier than the mimic, arn't I ?
Drufle (GM)	I mean, it's a 5-foot square solid rock altar. It's entirely possible that you aren't.
Rochelle Gwerm	but its a mimic not a real rock or is it actually rock
Drufle (GM)	A typical mimic has a volume of 150 cubic feet (5 feet by 5 feet by 6 feet) and weighs about 900 pounds.
Navaya	it's glued to the floor with its glue mucus
Rochelle Gwerm	okay nvm
Drufle (GM)	So, uh 900 lbs. Apparently.
Rochelle Gwerm	I have nothing I can do then
Drufle (GM)	Ridiculously dense, somehow.
Rochelle Gwerm	DR is shit, and deserves to die in a fire
Drufle (GM)	Red, go ahead.
Red Redford	"This sucks, life sucks, everything sucks!"
Drufle (GM)	Pffft. Hide under the lanterns.
G'hesh Nhot	just need a good crit run around now
Red Redford	red is having a mid life crisis
Drufle (GM)	Aren't you, like, 20?
Red Redford	"Fire on the thingy, I guess."
Navaya	a lot has happened in a very short space of time
Drufle (GM)	Fire away!
Rochelle Gwerm	hold on druf
G'hesh Nhot	adventurers age quickly
Rochelle Gwerm	there is 3 damage missing from the previous roll 4, actually
Drufle (GM)	Uh, from what?
Red Redford	21414171111
Rochelle Gwerm	this sheet is shit and didn't multiply my str
Drufle (GM)	Oh, fair enough. Alright, only the 4 misses.
Red Redford	rolling 5d6( 6 + 1 + 5 + 1 + 3 ) = 16
Drufle (GM)	But that is a nat 1, so roll again. Make sure it doesn't explode or something.
Red Redford	rolling 1d20( 12 ) = 12
Drufle (GM)	This is at the altar, I assume. And yeah, you're good.
Red Redford	yeah and
Drufle (GM)	Right, is Red himself doing anything else?
Rochelle Gwerm	shooot them
Red Redford	i sulkily shoot my bow at it
Rochelle Gwerm	you have a Good bow
Drufle (GM)	Fire away.
Red Redford	i use my bane
Drufle (GM)	Wise.
Red Redford	and deadly aim +2 +2
Drufle (GM)	Ok, uh.
Red Redford	+2d6 +2d6
Navaya	why do you always roll absolute minimum damage with this thing
Drufle (GM)	So the second attack is +2-2=0, right?
Red Redford	+1 with pbs
Drufle (GM)	Then that's a miss. First hits hard, so roll your 2d6.
Red Redford	rolling 2d6( 4 + 2 ) = 6
Drufle (GM)	9 damage it is. Next is Navaya!
G'hesh Nhot	reinforce ice
Red Redford	"It's pointless, everything is pointless."
Navaya	i wish I could wild arcana
Rochelle Gwerm	"GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME, YOU COWARD"
Aerlin	What'd you pick anyway?
Red Redford	you mean you didnt take wild arcana???? what
Drufle (GM)	She took that other one.
Navaya	i took arcane surge
Rochelle Gwerm	oh...
Navaya	which might actually help
Red Redford	"I'm trying to save you, dummy."
Aerlin	What about arcane strike?? It's soooo good.
Rochelle Gwerm	"THEN STOP DESPAIRING, ITS EMBARASSING"
Drufle (GM)	The spell slot isn't wasted, they have to roll twice and take the lower save, and do 2d20k1 for CL checks. It's pretty good. Not anywhere near as variable as wild arcana, but still good.
Red Redford	also its like a free quicken? is taht how it works
Drufle (GM)	No, unfortunately.
Navaya	only applies if I'm targeting a creature, that twice roll
Red Redford	aw
Drufle (GM)	The swift action is to activate the power.
Navaya	druf where is the wall being smashed at? damn I was going to use arcane surge to duplicate the wall but that bozo is in the way
G'hesh Nhot	summon sleet
Aerlin	How smashed up is this wall, btw.
G'hesh Nhot	may freeze up
Drufle (GM)	The square is about half smashed.
Aerlin	Strong fella.
Drufle (GM)	The Vrock will likely break through on his next turn. Her, actually. They specify this vrock as female.
Aerlin	I should tell these soldiers to move...
Drufle (GM)	Not sure why.
Navaya	actually the guy isn't in th way so yeah I'll do that and then move some more
G'hesh Nhot	should tell them to line up and repel
Drufle (GM)	Do what?
Navaya	use arcane surge to cast another ice wall in the column of tiles to the left of the existing one
Drufle (GM)	Righto.
Navaya	that's it
Drufle (GM)	There we go.
Navaya	and also
Red Redford	thicc
Rochelle Gwerm	excellent
Navaya	"Blooberson or whoever, there's a real nasty monster on the other side of that ice"
Rochelle Gwerm	more time to get these things out of the way
Navaya	"you should stay there with aerlin to guard her and the soldiers"
Drufle (GM)	"Blubberson, madam, but of course!"
Navaya	"sorry, got it"
Rochelle Gwerm	I hope we see Blubberson again some day
Red Redford	blubberson, son of blubber
Drufle (GM)	So, Aerlin! And, uh, Blubberson!
Aerlin	Yeah, I'm not really sure what to do here.
Red Redford	Run.
Aerlin	I could make. More wall.
Rochelle Gwerm	fortify if you wish
Navaya	get in here with us please
Rochelle Gwerm	but move the guards out of the way first
Navaya	and yeah gotta move the men do whatever you wish
Rochelle Gwerm	also they will probably start coming from the other way soon
Aerlin	Hole up in F6?
Rochelle Gwerm	incase you didn't notice, drufle added more darkness to places we've been and is adding more prepare a trap if you can
Drufle (GM)	It could just be scare tactics!
Red Redford	cornered theme starts playing
Navaya	this isn't foreboding at all
G'hesh Nhot	close the secret doors, it may buy us some time
Rochelle Gwerm	Drufle, if that was it you'd have done it way sooner
Aerlin	"All of you, we must defend ourselves together, in the room down there. Please head down."
Drufle (GM)	Or I might have just forgotten that I really should be doing this for such a long dungeon.
Rochelle Gwerm	wild arcana a trap spell?
Navaya	helps with the loading
Drufle (GM)	The soldiers will run down. Aerlin, are you doing anything?
Aerlin	There's Symbol of Slowing, but it costs 1000gp
Navaya	we have the money
Aerlin	Oh. 10 minute casting time.
Navaya	oh
Aerlin	Never mind.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh shit spikes? caltrops? anything of that nature ?
Navaya	doubt that'd stop two monsters with wings
G'hesh Nhot	mirage?
Rochelle Gwerm	a pit perhaps?
Red Redford	illusion
Rochelle Gwerm	illusion maybe though they might know their own keep
Red Redford	or just run
Rochelle Gwerm	get a view on the hallway?
Aerlin	I'll cast Arcane Eye and move it down the hallway to the left
Drufle (GM)	Gotcha
Aerlin	I wanna know what's happening there. It moves 30ft a round
Red Redford	AAAA why does it look like that
Rochelle Gwerm	that is a few too many eyes
Navaya	that's an abberation eye
Rochelle Gwerm	thank you
Aerlin	Move Blubby down with me here.
Drufle (GM)	That it?
Aerlin	Yeah.
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+13( 2 )+13 = 15 Ooh, so close to a failure.
Navaya	shit
Rochelle Gwerm	well at least something is that way
Drufle (GM)	Alright, you hear the outer ice wall shattering, and then a loud, confused, annoyed shrieking as the monster encounters yet another wall.
Rochelle Gwerm	and therefore not everything going around
Navaya	well then
Drufle (GM)	And that is its turn. Mimics!
Rochelle Gwerm	we need More Walls, clearly
Red Redford	Oh hi mimark
Drufle (GM)	First, some free damage to Rochelle. rolling d8+6 ( 7 )+6 = 13 Then one slap for G'hesh... rolling d20+11 ( 17 )+11 = 28 Oh dang. An actual hit on the iron lizard.
G'hesh Nhot	fuck me
Drufle (GM)	rolling d8+6( 7 )+6 = 13
G'hesh Nhot	a mimic hit me
Drufle (GM)	And now you are also stuck on the altar!
Rochelle Gwerm	fucking mimics
Red Redford	nary a scratch
G'hesh Nhot	one arm?
Drufle (GM)	13 damage to G'hesh, and now the statue goes for Rochelle.
Rochelle Gwerm	if it does the same damage as before I call foul
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+11( 18 )+11 = 29
Rochelle Gwerm	it doesn't have its sword anymore
Red Redford	"I'm sensing a pattern."
Drufle (GM)	It doesn't need its sword! They have slam attacks.
Red Redford	Mimic Punch!
Drufle (GM)	Those slams happen to do as much as a longsword.
Aerlin	Btw I don't see Red?
Drufle (GM)	So the difference isn't really noticed.
Rochelle Gwerm	so this fight is a wash, I can't do anything
Drufle (GM)	Red is hiding under a lantern.
Aerlin	Ah.
Red Redford	hello
Drufle (GM)	rolling d8+6( 6 )+6 = 12 12 more damage for Rochelle, and now it is G'hesh's turn.
Rochelle Gwerm	33/130 health
Navaya	what happens if we all die here, anyway do we just
Red Redford	we go to heaven
Navaya	stop playing?
Drufle (GM)	Uh, I wasn't really planning that far.
G'hesh Nhot	can i still full attack?
Red Redford	we wont die! we'll win
Drufle (GM)	Yes, but not with two-handed sword strikes. Only one-handed.
Aerlin	We won't die, don't worry about that.
G'hesh Nhot	thats ok my tail?
Drufle (GM)	Uh, no tail.
Aerlin	It can't fit through that door, see.
Drufle (GM)	You're a bit stuck in place.
G'hesh Nhot	why?
Aerlin	It's too big!
Rochelle Gwerm	33/130 health, no means of defending myself
Red Redford	well at least, I'll win
G'hesh Nhot	im not sat on it
Drufle (GM)	Fair enough. You do have a -2 to hit, though. From being grappled.
G'hesh Nhot	fine
Navaya	if her tail is prehensile enough to hit monsters in front of her it can hit this mimic
Drufle (GM)	Good point.
Red Redford	is the second mimic sticky?
Drufle (GM)	All mimics are sticky.
Navaya	oh yes
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm
Drufle (GM)	That's apparently just a thing that is true about Pathfinder mimics. Rochelle Gwerm has gears turning in her head
G'hesh Nhot	so +17 to hit with the firs?
Red Redford	i hate these cum monsters and their magnum dongs
Drufle (GM)	Yes. +17.
G'hesh Nhot	+12 for the second
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Navaya	red stop watching pornography as a means of escape
G'hesh Nhot	and+9 tail
Drufle (GM)	Righto. Roll away.
G'hesh Nhot	ill jyst roll 3 die
Red Redford	sorry vore monsters
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20( 14 ) = 14
Rochelle Gwerm	is there a size limit to their grapples?
Navaya	it's a bad show all round
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20( 7 ) = 7 rolling 1d20 ( 4 ) = 4
Aerlin	With the succubus and now this, is this our sexiest session yet?
Navaya	good god
Rochelle Gwerm	those don't have the mods on them
G'hesh Nhot	so 1 maybe 2?
Rochelle Gwerm	the rolls are fine
Drufle (GM)	Only the first one hits.
Red Redford	top 10 action fights [GONE SEXUAL]
G'hesh Nhot	19 not hit?
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1nd8+91 = 1
Drufle (GM)	Ok, I know for a fact that there are weird rules for grappling and size differences, but I'll keep looking.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+9( 6 )+9 = 15
Drufle (GM)	Haven't found them quite yet. 5 damage it is.
Red Redford	its in the Ultimate Grappling book
Drufle (GM)	Speaking of which, top of the round to Rochelle.
Red Redford	the core rulebook all about Grappling
Rochelle Gwerm	I forgot my Fast Healing hang on rolling 4d1 ( 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 ) = 4
Navaya	how hurt are these stupid treasure monsters
Drufle (GM)	Right, so.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay good
Drufle (GM)	Oh, the altar is almost demolished.
Navaya	good
Drufle (GM)	The statue literally has not been touched.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm going to use my raw strength to slam the altar into the statue
Drufle (GM)	So as it turns out, if you are bigger than the thing grappling you, you can move about freely. And they just kinda stick to you.
Rochelle Gwerm	hell yeah
Navaya	thought so
Drufle (GM)	You still get penalties though, unless you are 2 or more sizes bigger. But you can do 2-handed actions and move around and stuff. Just still have the -2 to hit and -4 to dex.
Rochelle Gwerm	what is the roll for physically shoving this altar into the statue?
Navaya	you're dragging around a 900lb ball n' chain
Drufle (GM)	That sounds like a CMB check.
Navaya	and also ghesh's weight
Drufle (GM)	To uh. Rochelle Gwerm: SLAM
Navaya	ok never mind
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
Rochelle Gwerm	now they're stuck TOGETHER
G'hesh Nhot	we coordinate actions
Drufle (GM)	Boy, they sure are. Now we're all one big goo pile.
Rochelle Gwerm	"HAH! NOT SO FUNNY NOW, IS IT!?" now that they're stuck...
Drufle (GM)	Roll, uh... I guess just like a d8+str?
G'hesh Nhot	and will crush eachother
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 1d8 + 9( 4 )+9 = 13
Red Redford	An orgy of flesh and violence.
Navaya	hahahaahahahaha
Drufle (GM)	They each take 13 damage as they get smashed together.
Rochelle Gwerm	the corpse of the altar is still stuck to the statue
Drufle (GM)	And the altar crumbles into gooey fleshy pieces.
Rochelle Gwerm	hey I'm free now?
G'hesh Nhot	me too
Drufle (GM)	You're still sticky, but yes. Reasonably speaking.
Rochelle Gwerm	well okay
Drufle (GM)	The goo doesn't break down until 5 rounds after they die.
Navaya	I am amazed that worked
Rochelle Gwerm	so uhh
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh likes getting sticky
Rochelle Gwerm	not grappled those? though?
Drufle (GM)	No.
Navaya	not until the statue punches you again
Drufle (GM)	You sure will be if that statue smacks you, though.
Rochelle Gwerm	I 5-foot step away
Drufle (GM)	By the way, we are definitely not finishing this fight tonight. I hope everyone realizes that.
Red Redford	I grapple with myself about the meaning of existence.
Drufle (GM)	I mean, we'll finish the mimics.
Navaya	if we can finish off this one mimic I'd call-yeah
Rochelle Gwerm	I also burn my last spell slot to heal
Navaya	and then it's VROCK HELL
Drufle (GM)	But the vrock's gonna have to wait until next week.
Red Redford	no i can kill the vrock in one hit
Drufle (GM)	Oh wow, spelleater usage. That's a new one.
Aerlin	Might not be alone.
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 1d8( 5 ) = 5
Drufle (GM)	Good!
Aerlin	If the succ is back.
Drufle (GM)	Is that all?
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah that's all I get
Drufle (GM)	Right then, Red.
Red Redford	"Sigh. Fire volley."
Rochelle Gwerm	I don't think I'll ever use spelleater again that was awful
Red Redford	1681611916
Drufle (GM)	Two misses.
Red Redford	rolling 4d6( 5 + 2 + 3 + 5 ) = 15 love me some consistent damage though
Rochelle Gwerm	a barrage of holy lasers
Red Redford	With my bane still active, i make a full attack
Drufle (GM)	Good stuff.
Red Redford	with deadly aim
Rochelle Gwerm	decent maybe?
Red Redford	hit?
Drufle (GM)	Both hits.
Navaya	thass better
Drufle (GM)	So roll that 4d6.
Red Redford	+2 since bane too
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, I gotcha.
Red Redford	14
Rochelle Gwerm	boy, I am dissapoint
Drufle (GM)	Red shoots an arrow into the mimic's head and it just explodes.
Rochelle Gwerm	nvm
Navaya	oh well done guys
Rochelle Gwerm	I keep Bloodrage on and move into the next room
G'hesh Nhot	nice, what about the mimic?
Rochelle Gwerm	or wait the battles not over
Navaya	it's dead
Rochelle Gwerm	we're still in initiative
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, we're gonna end it here though.
Rochelle Gwerm	the thing breaking through the ice is still very alive
Drufle (GM)	(also that was 42 damage in one shot, way to go Red) (well, two shots)
Navaya	42?!
Red Redford	meaning of life, baby
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, with all the extra bonuses he added on.
Navaya	dayyu
Drufle (GM)	It makes one big number.
Navaya	m
G'hesh Nhot	ok, im off to sleep. i have another fun jolt with more treatment tomorrow
Navaya	best of luck sam!!
Rochelle Gwerm	good luck sam
Drufle (GM)	Right so... marking initiative at Navaya.
Rochelle Gwerm	see you all...soonish?
G'hesh Nhot	im last lol
Drufle (GM)	Pretty soon.
Aerlin	And hear I was just about to cast Gun...
Rochelle Gwerm	G'night or whatever time of day it is
Red Redford	CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE VROCK IS COOKING
Drufle (GM)	Right, next time we might actually see what Blubberson does!
G'hesh Nhot	i will get credit for tomorrow so i can join in sooner, like on my travels
Navaya	hopefully not die!
Aerlin	He's providing emotional support.
Drufle (GM)	Alright, that's it for tonight. Everyone can head out.
G'hesh Nhot	i hope so too
Rochelle Gwerm	so drufle banner?
Drufle (GM)	Oh, uh.
G'hesh Nhot	its only two canulars and a machine
Drufle (GM)	Someone roll spellcraft.
Rochelle Gwerm	I am in bloodrage so I can't Red Redford:
Rochelle Gwerm	red?
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+21( 5 )+21 = 26
Rochelle Gwerm	okay then
Drufle (GM)	Ah, wow. Yeah, it's a fake.
Aerlin	...Well, that's embarassing.
Rochelle Gwerm	of course
Drufle (GM)	Literally just some fabric on a stick. There is actual loot in this room, but let's save that for later.
G'hesh Nhot	lol Red Redford:
Drufle (GM)	Or I'll just put it in IRC.
G'hesh Nhot	night
Rochelle Gwerm	would it make you feel better if I said I actually forgot we were trying to get a banner from this dungeon?
Drufle (GM)	I'm gonna head out either way.
Aerlin	I'll have to fire up mIRC I guess??
Drufle (GM)	Oh, uh. Discord.
Rochelle Gwerm	put it in the treasure bag!
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
Aerlin	If you insist on being so classic.
Drufle (GM)	Alright, I'm out.