Drufle (GM)	so this is uh session 19
Aerlin	im gonna punch this bird in the butt
Horanoven A.	of course the person next in the order isn't here
Drufle (GM)	who's ready to break our campaign length record before the year ends
Horanoven A.	we can't just have a person missing, it always has to be someone important
G'hesh Nhot	aslong as its not too late tonight thats fine lol
Drufle (GM)	hey sam try to text mopp i think hes literally so caught up in vba that he isnt noticing our pings
Horanoven A.	while you do that I'll throw some carrier pidgeons at him
Aerlin	unless he left that running and is doing something else
Horanoven A.	all methods of communication must be used
Aerlin	its gobork
G'hesh Nhot	text sent
Drufle (GM)	and now we have a lurking go
Horanoven A.	hey golurk
Drufle (GM)	i actually fought a golurk today
Aerlin	gobouk
Horanoven A.	gasp
Aerlin	i have a golett in my team
Drufle (GM)	where are you anyway streak i feel like i pulled way ahead yesterday
Red Redford	tunr order! it big
Drufle (GM)	no i mean where are you in usum
G'hesh Nhot	i became an honorary member of a roller derby team today. they saw me in the hospital going through hell a few days back and they came over with a tshirt for me today
Aerlin	im still at the start of island 2
Drufle (GM)	wow way to go sam
Red Redford	wow sam
Aerlin	had zero time to play it lately
Drufle (GM)	start of akala! yikes i uh i really am ahead then
Horanoven A.	hurray for t-shirts
Red Redford	im stuck in the darkness again zoom OUT
Aerlin	my friend says it picks up at island 3
Drufle (GM)	it does a bit
Aerlin	so far its just been Sun Again
Drufle (GM)	the plot doesnt really hit until poni though
Horanoven A.	Drufle had a fight with a mon that took out 5/6 of his team it was great
Drufle (GM)	it's so angry
Aerlin	BW2 was better because the start of the game was different
Drufle (GM)	the Big Plot point in this game is very dangerous
Red Redford	oh man drufle you would be fucked if it had the z move
Aerlin	like start on the strong note
Drufle (GM)	yeah im glad it didnt have any items
Red Redford	bad cold cofffee: consumed
Drufle (GM)	gosh i'd really love to get moving but it is right on mopp's turn
Aerlin	Can my Arcane Eye shoot a large laser beam through the beast's heart?
Drufle (GM)	if only
Red Redford	arcade eye
Horanoven A.	yes
Drufle (GM)	i think there is a spell that lets you cast spells out of an illusion
Red Redford	it becomes a pacman beholder
Horanoven A.	that would be terrifying
G'hesh Nhot	do you think a message with nudes would help or hinder
Red Redford	wwhat
Drufle (GM)	that sounds like a bad idea
Aerlin	i ignore most nudes
Horanoven A.	if he didn't respond the first time, he isn't going to see it this time
Drufle (GM)	i think i might just take navaya's first turn
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Aerlin	you could delay it?
Drufle (GM)	yeah sure let's do that Right, so. This is session 19, and we're immediately in combat. Briefly leaving Navaya behind, that means it's time for Aerlin and her small army. I hope everyone likes the new turn tracker.
Drufle (GM)	So no more questions about when you're going!
G'hesh Nhot	yes
Red Redford	does inf mean infinity
G'hesh Nhot	when do i go again?
Drufle (GM)	Inf is infinity, yes.
Red Redford	does roche go forever
Aerlin	"Blubberson. Stick with me, please. Guards, let us handle this. Please assume a defensive position in the room below us."
Red Redford	hold on let me get into cahracter first
Drufle (GM)	Realistically, Rochelle's init is more like 21. But still.
Red Redford	"DARK. NESS. NO. PARENTS."
Horanoven A.	UNLIMITED INITIATIVE
Drufle (GM)	Also it's Blubbelson!
Rochelle Gwerm	"I WOULD SLAP YOU IF I WERE CLOSER"
Aerlin	I'll move to this corner.
Drufle (GM)	So the guards are all moving into F6.
Rochelle Gwerm	I mean geeze, Red, that was cold
Aerlin	I have no actions at the moment, so I'll spend my standard to direct the eye. Let's get some intel.
Drufle (GM)	What's its speed?
Rochelle Gwerm	set the eye on the prize
Aerlin	Let me check. 30 ft per round.
Drufle (GM)	Hallway's clear.
Aerlin	"All of you. We have a bird monster approachiing. Please assist."
Rochelle Gwerm	"CAN SMASH BIRDS" Red Redford:
Aerlin	"Rochelle. Continue your anger."
Red Redford	i heard that
Rochelle Gwerm	"RAAAAAAA"
Drufle (GM)	I think Blubbelson is gonna stand in front of Aerlin.
Aerlin	I love him.
G'hesh Nhot	i can hit bridies
Aerlin	My turn is over.
Drufle (GM)	Bird turn!
Aerlin	What was that, like 2 minutes? Suck it!! :b
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 1d1( 1 ) = 1
Drufle (GM)	rolling 6d6+1d8+25( 6 + 6 + 4 + 6 + 1 + 2 )+( 6 )+25 = 56 Wall is smashed.
Rochelle Gwerm	just doing that preemptively
Red Redford	the night king cometh
Rochelle Gwerm	oh boy IS BIRD
Red Redford	its HUGE
Drufle (GM)	G'hesh's turn now.
Rochelle Gwerm	he's actually not that hideous
G'hesh Nhot	2nd wall to go
Drufle (GM)	It's Large, you fool.
Rochelle Gwerm	I expected much worst rolling 1d6 ( 2 ) = 2
Red Redford	there's a daemon with a vulture head
Drufle (GM)	I don't think we fight anything huge for a long time.
Red Redford	whats with fiends and bird heads
Rochelle Gwerm	Ghesh go
Drufle (GM)	Vulnudaemons, I think?
Rochelle Gwerm	you're turn
Red Redford	you are turn.
Drufle (GM)	You are now a turn.
G'hesh Nhot	we need its head
Drufle (GM)	Congratulations.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm enraged, my Int has taken a hit
G'hesh Nhot	fullllll attack
Drufle (GM)	Uh, against what?
Red Redford	"Run Gh'esh! We have to protect everyone!"
Rochelle Gwerm	SIIIIIGH*
Red Redford	me? please dont
Rochelle Gwerm	move her closer to the bird
G'hesh Nhot	wait is the mimics all dead?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Red Redford	yeah
Drufle (GM)	Were last time.
Rochelle Gwerm	we know what she wants, just get her there
G'hesh Nhot	ok run run and more run
Drufle (GM)	She reaches here. G'hesh Nhot draws anti demon sword and stands ready
Rochelle Gwerm	run as well? there we go
G'hesh Nhot	"you will not pass you little fucker!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"BIRD SMASH!"
Aerlin	"I am right behind you. Let's defeat this monstrosity."
Rochelle Gwerm	Red, send the thingys
G'hesh Nhot	is this an evil outsider?
Red Redford	i cast invis and run too
Rochelle Gwerm	yes Ghesh
Drufle (GM)	'Tis.
G'hesh Nhot	oh good
Rochelle Gwerm	its a full-fledged demon
Drufle (GM)	I mean, you can't cast and run, but you can cast and move. Red Redford:
Drufle (GM)	But I get you. Move wherever you want. And then uh. I guess I kinda have to do Navaya's turns now?
Rochelle Gwerm	gonna be honest I was hoping that wall would've held out for one round longer
Aerlin	sure
Rochelle Gwerm	have her heal
Red Redford	thats a big block o text
Aerlin	Hex it maybe? Lower its rolls?
Rochelle Gwerm	she can't do anything until the bird enters line of sight
Aerlin	Or do some damage. Roch, are you damaged?
Drufle (GM)	I could CSW Rochelle.
Rochelle Gwerm	44/130 hp
Aerlin	Heal her if so.
Rochelle Gwerm	so yeah just a bit
Aerlin	Go for it.
Red Redford	"Need some assistance of the vital force kind over here! Mimics attacked."
Drufle (GM)	rolling 3d8+8( 5 + 8 + 8 )+8 = 29 There you go.
Rochelle Gwerm	holy shit thank you "MANY THANKS, SMALL FAIRY"
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin's turn again.
Aerlin	I can provide more, if needed.
Rochelle Gwerm	73/130
Aerlin	How's Ghesh doing?
Drufle (GM)	She got a bit scratched.
G'hesh Nhot	82/112 roch needs it more
Rochelle Gwerm	either slow the Vrock down, buff, or attack
G'hesh Nhot	shes our big hitter
Rochelle Gwerm	you can heal more if you want I'm sure that thing will focus me
Aerlin	Cure Serious Wounds on Roch. rolling 3d8+8 ( 4 + 1 + 7 )+8 = 20
Rochelle Gwerm	thank you
Aerlin	Let's direct the eye some more? Is a move action enough for that or no.
Rochelle Gwerm	is it on a wall? it moved so I guess its good
Aerlin	I think there's more down there? Any passage really.
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, but it moved 30 feet. So it's done.
Rochelle Gwerm	hey Druf, bring the Lanterns up too
Aerlin	Oh did it move already?
Rochelle Gwerm	they're still active
Drufle (GM)	Also moving the eye is a free action.
Aerlin	Okay, that's fine. Turn is over then.
Rochelle Gwerm	Blubb should prep and action unless he's got range
Aerlin	Yeah have him stand his ground.
Drufle (GM)	Can do.
Aerlin	Prepare an attack action.
Drufle (GM)	Vrock time then.
Rochelle Gwerm	HERE WE GO hope you guys like horrible spores
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Drufle (GM)	Everyone make a fort save.
Rochelle Gwerm	"GREETINGS BIRD. I SMASH" Red Redford:
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+7( 10 )+7 = 17 Rochelle Gwerm:
Red Redford	HOO Boy
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+11( 7 )+11 = 18
Red Redford	what happens...
Rochelle Gwerm	bad things
Aerlin	I'm willing to surge.
Drufle (GM)	Alright, so everyone but Rochelle fails.
G'hesh Nhot	same
Rochelle Gwerm	oh
Aerlin	Hmm.
G'hesh Nhot	ssurge
Aerlin	Too low chance. I'll take the hit.
Rochelle Gwerm	I succeed on a 5 I am beyond pleased
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4
Drufle (GM)	G'hesh passes.
Rochelle Gwerm	also I have only one MP left so I need to be careful
G'hesh Nhot	1 mp left
Rochelle Gwerm	single MP buddies guys I'll start moving up to try and set up a flank
G'hesh Nhot	and im saving it for if i need to block for you
Drufle (GM)	So currently Aerlin and Red have failed, and I'm waiting for Mopp to get in here.
Rochelle Gwerm	incase we need it any thoughts?
Drufle (GM)	Well, wait until I tell you what happens.
Aerlin	I was going to ice spears, but I could also Deep Slumber it?
Drufle (GM)	Maybe that'll affect your plans.
Red Redford	everyones legs fall off
Rochelle Gwerm	unless its mind control
Aerlin	Or lower its rolls with Curshing Despair.
Red Redford	Leg Fall Off Dance (Su)
Rochelle Gwerm	I don't see a reason not to prepare flanks
G'hesh Nhot	me neither tanks passed
Drufle (GM)	Alright, I'm making Navaya's save.
Aerlin	I may also be able to Haste one of you, unless this save fucks me up.
Rochelle Gwerm	it'll take him a while to load
Drufle (GM)	Wait, there he is.
G'hesh Nhot	hes here
Rochelle Gwerm	he can choose to surge once he load
Steven Q.	SHOOT IT SHOOT IT NOW
Rochelle Gwerm	roll fort!
Steven Q.	JUST ICE SPIKE IT
Drufle (GM)	Roll d20+6 Mopp.
Rochelle Gwerm	FORRRT
Steven Q.	rolling d20+6( 18 )+6 = 24
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
Rochelle Gwerm	holy shit
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Steven Q.	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Drufle (GM)	Navaya's fine.
Rochelle Gwerm	congrats
Aerlin	Give it hell.,
Rochelle Gwerm	give us those sweet deets, drufle
Navaya	I'm so fucking sorry guys I fell asleep at the WRONG MOMENT
Aerlin	What were you playing?
Rochelle Gwerm	we thought you fell asleep or got abducted by a romhack scp
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin and Red both drop what they're holding, and for the next round they have no dex bonus to AC, plus another -2 AC, also they can't take any actions.
Red Redford	Red forgives but he doesn't forget....
Rochelle Gwerm	oh they paralyzed
Aerlin	I'm holding...nothing, I think?
Drufle (GM)	Stunned, but yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	close enough my plan still stands
Red Redford	what did the vrock do
Rochelle Gwerm	Blubb is here and he's fine
G'hesh Nhot	same
Aerlin	I don't think I used any wands recently?
Drufle (GM)	It was a nasty shriek. And now for the Vrock's actual attack.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I AM LOUDER!!!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Red Redford	"Oh crap, Radiance!"
Aerlin	Blubberson.........I believe in you.......
G'hesh Nhot	soo is our little pixie
Drufle (GM)	Stabbing the angry lady. rolling d20+13 ( 15 )+13 = 28
Rochelle Gwerm	roll damage
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6+5( 6 + 2 )+5 = 13
Red Redford	not bad
Rochelle Gwerm	80/130
Drufle (GM)	Also, both Blubbelson and Rochelle take... rolling 1d8 ( 2 ) = 2
Rochelle Gwerm	oh right it also has an aura
Drufle (GM)	2 more damage.
Aerlin	Stand strong, my friend!
Drufle (GM)	Plus another d4 every round for 10 rounds.
Rochelle Gwerm	sure
Drufle (GM)	And now he is done.
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Red Redford	cant move
Rochelle Gwerm	Set Ghesh to Kill
Red Redford	fuck
Aerlin	What a jerk!
G'hesh Nhot	CHARGE
Rochelle Gwerm	Red you have summons you're fine
Red Redford	ghesh do what ghesh do
Navaya	how fuckin high did roch roll init to get "inf"
G'hesh Nhot	whats the charge bonus again?
Drufle (GM)	Nat 20.
Rochelle Gwerm	Kill and Beer are Ghesh's only settings
Navaya	ok
Drufle (GM)	+2, G'hesh.
G'hesh Nhot	ok rolling 1d20+21 ( 20 )+21 = 41
Rochelle Gwerm	holy shit
Drufle (GM)	Well.
G'hesh Nhot	fuck
Rochelle Gwerm	confirm it
Drufle (GM)	Roll again for confirm.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+19( 3 )+19 = 22
Drufle (GM)	That confirms.
Rochelle Gwerm	she has a +21 I don't think she is incapable of hitting this thing
Drufle (GM)	Barely.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh nvm
Drufle (GM)	Roll double sword damage.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 2d8+4d6+12( 7 + 6 )+( 6 + 4 + 2 + 3 )+12 = 40
Drufle (GM)	30 damage it is.
G'hesh Nhot	boom
Rochelle Gwerm	righto G'hesh Nhot is happy with carnage
Rochelle Gwerm	I move up here
Red Redford	"Vile demon! Get a load of these warriors who know nothing of fear, or caution, or planning!"
Rochelle Gwerm	Vital Strike Go
Drufle (GM)	Pffft. Rochelle Gwerm:
Drufle (GM)	Hit.
Rochelle Gwerm	also +1 due to weapon
Aerlin	"Bzzzt!"
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 4d8+14+1d6( 6 + 4 + 6 + 8 )+14+( 1 ) = 39
Drufle (GM)	29 damage, marked.
Rochelle Gwerm	ignore that 1 then
Aerlin	Aerlin agrees.
Rochelle Gwerm	28, its immune to acid
Drufle (GM)	Right.
Rochelle Gwerm	ALSO MP SPEND GO VITAL STRIKE AGAIN
Drufle (GM)	Miss.
Rochelle Gwerm	nvm +1?
G'hesh Nhot	darn
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay yeah definitely miss
Red Redford	guess its 22
G'hesh Nhot	flank bonus
Rochelle Gwerm	oh right flanking drufle? does a 22 hit?
Drufle (GM)	Then a hit.
G'hesh Nhot	phew
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 4d8+14( 1 + 7 + 1 + 2 )+14 = 25 of course
Red Redford	those 1s
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 1d6( 3 ) = 3
G'hesh Nhot	shes just warming up
Drufle (GM)	Red, control your archons. Since that's all you can actually do on your turn.
Red Redford	me turn! me turn! Rochelle Gwerm relentlessly smacks the Vrock around, while yelling
Red Redford	"Talking is a free action, baby." "Go go go lanterns, before you wink out."
Rochelle Gwerm	send in the laser squad
Red Redford	move the one here thanku
Aerlin	"That's a lot of laser boys." "Also, bzzt."
Red Redford	what does a commander say to archers again oh
Drufle (GM)	LOOSE
Red Redford	"Loose!" wait im lag
Aerlin	Say, is the succubus nowhere in sight?"
Drufle (GM)	Nah, she's gone.
Red Redford	519412814
Drufle (GM)	Or at the very least, nowhere near here.
Red Redford	dango
Drufle (GM)	All at touch AC, yes?
Red Redford	ofc
Drufle (GM)	3 hits.
Red Redford	10
Drufle (GM)	10 it is.
Rochelle Gwerm	hey drufle does the Vrock have any visible equipment?
Red Redford	"pant pant"
Drufle (GM)	No. Navaya!
Rochelle Gwerm	okay
Navaya	OKAY
Rochelle Gwerm	just checking for potions
Drufle (GM)	Demons very rarely have, like, stuff.
Navaya	how dead is the vrock relative to us
Drufle (GM)	The more human-like ones do sometimes.
Rochelle Gwerm	the Succubus did, so now I'm on the lookout
Drufle (GM)	The Vrock is fairly dead.
Red Redford	who would win: 10 weirdos, or 1 nude bird boi
Navaya	how are we faring
Aerlin	wear pant you fool
Navaya	somehow we're all alive
Drufle (GM)	Pretty fine.
G'hesh Nhot	its had a ghesh crit with anti demon and 2 roch hits
Drufle (GM)	We healed Roch up a bit.
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah we're all fine murder the Vrock if you can, debuff him if you can't
Red Redford	the succubus appears and bangs the vrock healing it instantly, its also cr 30 now
Navaya	question time how tall is it
Drufle (GM)	Uh.
Navaya	compared to this room
Drufle (GM)	Oh, not very tall.
Rochelle Gwerm	probably around 8 to 16 feet tall
Drufle (GM)	This room is like 20 feet tall and he's like 8.
Navaya	right that's fine still a large creature
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. He's probably wider than tall. What with the wingspan.
Navaya	who gave me 56 MP lol
Drufle (GM)	Uh, I believe that's hp. Wait, no. You have 54.
Navaya	Im in the mythic abilities page w/e I'll spend one to arcane surge an ice spear a nd hit him with both
Drufle (GM)	Alright, roll away. He does have SR, so good idea on that. Although ice spears might not hit SR.
Rochelle Gwerm	spears generally don't
Navaya	they do not
Drufle (GM)	So he makes a reflex save?
Navaya	yes for half
Drufle (GM)	And he has to roll twice and take lower. Because mythic surge arcane thing. Right. rolling d20+12 ( 1 )+12 = 13 Ah. That would be the lower one.
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Rochelle Gwerm	ooooof
G'hesh Nhot	crit fail
Drufle (GM)	Roll away, then.
Navaya	rolling 4d6+4d6( 3 + 6 + 1 + 5 )+( 4 + 2 + 4 + 5 ) = 30
Drufle (GM)	Just roll an 8d6 Yeah, that.
Navaya	half of that is piercing half colsd
Drufle (GM)	So you pierce half his cold resistance, right? Because winter witch?
Navaya	yes
Red Redford	oh nice
Drufle (GM)	So it's a 20 instead of a 10. Good one.
Navaya	also a CMB, hang on "When the spears erupt from the ground, they make a combat maneuver check against any targets that take damage from the spears, with a total bonus equal to your caster level plus your Intelligence, Wisdom, or Charisma modifier, whichever is highest. Each additional ice spear beyond the first that strikes a single foe grants a +10 bonus to this CMB check. If the check succeeds, the ice spears knock the foe prone."
Drufle (GM)	It's just a d20+14. Or two, I suppose. Wait, no. A single at +24.
G'hesh Nhot	nice
Drufle (GM)	Roll away.
Navaya	rolling 1d20+24( 14 )+24 = 38
Drufle (GM)	He most certainly is on the ground now.
Navaya	yayy
G'hesh Nhot	me me me
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin is unable to do things, unfortunately.
Red Redford	slipped on a peel
Rochelle Gwerm	Blubberson go!
Drufle (GM)	But Blubbelson can!
Aerlin	Fuck em up.
Rochelle Gwerm	lets see what he can do
Aerlin	Use bubblebeam?
Red Redford	use o r i g i n p u l s e
Blubbelson	"FOR VALHAILLA" Blubbelson conjures a watery axe and swings it down on the Vrock.
Red Redford	"Did he just say Valhailla, like hail."
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+16( 7 )+16 = 23 rolling 4d6+8 ( 1 + 3 + 5 + 4 )+8 = 21
Rochelle Gwerm	cutting it close there, Drufle
Drufle (GM)	Blubbelson hacks the Vrock's head clean off.
Rochelle Gwerm	woo "BIRD IS SMASH"
G'hesh Nhot	birdie head
Aerlin	"Hng! Gah..."
Red Redford	"Demon, busted."
Navaya	NICE
Aerlin	I move the eye some more. And lie down.
Rochelle Gwerm	10 rounds of 1d4 damage, right?
Navaya	"oh man I was NOT expecting that from the new guy!"
G'hesh Nhot	trophies time
Rochelle Gwerm	or is that done? oh right trophies lets do it
Red Redford	i hate ultimate wilderness
Blubbelson	You do take the 1d4 more damage.
Red Redford	actually
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 1d4( 4 ) = 4
Aerlin	I'm looking for... her.
Drufle (GM)	Actually, you might as well just roll the rest of it. Another 9d4.
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 9d4-18( 3 + 1 + 3 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 )-18 = 4
Aerlin	You are welcome to my wand of cure moderate.
Rochelle Gwerm	I have rage up so regen
G'hesh Nhot	we need demon trophy
Drufle (GM)	Mark off 9 more rounds of bloodrage, then.
Rochelle Gwerm	I have 7 left
Drufle (GM)	Oh right, trophies.
Rochelle Gwerm	if I turn it off now I will have so much fatigue knowledge, survival, craft
Aerlin	I direct my eye to scout a path to the exit from this place.
G'hesh Nhot	not before i kill that bitch
Red Redford	"Eugh, there they go again, getting those grisly trophies."
Rochelle Gwerm	NO WE ARE LEAVING
Aerlin	I want the guards safe and sound.
Navaya	yeah we can come back for her another day
Red Redford	oh and the archons poof out
Navaya	which will be this session def still
Rochelle Gwerm	how long does this take? does this remove the last of my rage rounds?
Drufle (GM)	How long does what take? Leaving?
Rochelle Gwerm	get trophy
Drufle (GM)	Oh, uh. Depends on if you actually pass the checks.
G'hesh Nhot	whats the checks
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll burn the last of my rage rounds so I can actually use my skills
Drufle (GM)	Right, ok. Religion, Survival, Craftsmanship. Rochelle Gwerm:
Red Redford	"Whoa there angry mcgee, ding dong the bird is dead. Calm down." Rochelle Gwerm:
Drufle (GM)	Nice ones.
Red Redford	im still invisible by the way red likes it this way
Rochelle Gwerm	welp that's all I can manage
Red Redford	i lift daha
Aerlin	"...The path out of here appears to be clear."
Daha aṭē	?!
G'hesh Nhot	what do you want me to roll?
Drufle (GM)	Blubbelson also disappears.
Aerlin	Aerlin stands up now.
Red Redford	"WoooOOOooo floating weasel."
Daha aṭē	"goodbye new pal!"
Drufle (GM)	He salutes Aerlin and vanishes into bubbles.
Rochelle Gwerm	Ghesh you literally saw the rolls
Aerlin	"Blubbleson...I'll remember you...always."
G'hesh Nhot	so non for them?
Navaya	"You should summon him again sometime"
Aerlin	I hug his disappearing visage.
Rochelle Gwerm	no you can make the rolls too
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, Rochelle horribly fails all her checks.
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah I'm not going to get anything out of this, it's all up to you guys
G'hesh Nhot	so religion
Drufle (GM)	Also I checked and boy do these checks eat up your rounds, Rochelle.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20( 6 ) = 6
Drufle (GM)	It's like a solid 20 minutes to make a trophy.
Aerlin	"We have to escort the prisoners back to the camp."
G'hesh Nhot	survivle
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah lets head out
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 10 )+1 = 11
Red Redford	"This is a waste of time. Honestly. Please let's recuperate."
Aerlin	"That vile succubus will get what's coming to her, I assure you."
G'hesh Nhot	ok then
Navaya	"just take the head and go, the water orc man cut if off for us!" G'hesh Nhot has a head ache
Drufle (GM)	He kinda did, yeah.
Aerlin	Literally. The work is done. Rochelle Gwerm grabs the Vrock head
Rochelle Gwerm	"Eurg...smells like the bar from back home"
Navaya	yo druf can I dispel ice walls or are they there forever
Drufle (GM)	Still have to make the Craft check to turn it into a proper trophy, but the first two have basically been done for you. You can dispel them, Navyaa.
G'hesh Nhot	we still need the special icecream aswell
Drufle (GM)	Navaya*
Navaya	ok Navaya flies up and evaporates the ice barriers
Red Redford	let's warp out!
Aerlin	I can craft it, I'm apparently good at that.
Navaya	"we can get through to the entrace easier this way!"
Drufle (GM)	You can indeed!
Rochelle Gwerm	"I am very done with this place right now"
G'hesh Nhot	lets go the way we know is clear?
Drufle (GM)	Reasonable. I'll just tp you guys out.
Navaya	...good point thankiu
Red Redford	"The succubus might be that way."
Aerlin	"i have scouted ahead. Follow me."
Drufle (GM)	Right, day 1 of the siege is over.
G'hesh Nhot	have we had that magical ice cream yet?
Drufle (GM)	Well, the invasion part at least.
Navaya	not yet no i never even made any checks to use that ice we can do that while we recoup
Drufle (GM)	You can go ahead and turn everyone's hp back to max. As well as your MP, spells, whatever.
Aerlin	I use my remaining 1 MP to recharge the CMW wand.
Rochelle Gwerm	we need holy oils!
Aerlin	rolling 1d10( 2 ) = 2 Navaya is 1-upd
Aerlin	That'll do.
Golurk	can you transport my avatar
Rochelle Gwerm	what do those cost and can we buy them?
Golurk	i cant see
Rochelle Gwerm	the area has been Darked again
Golurk	oh tehre are we gonna camp
Aerlin	Yeah.
Rochelle Gwerm	we did, now we're back at least I think so? I don't know what drufle is up to
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, I assumed everyone just went back to the camp and slept.
Rochelle Gwerm	day 2, lets go but first Oils
Aerlin	I maybe ask Aravashnial and the others what they know about succubii.
Drufle (GM)	I don't know if you'll be able to buy any around here.
Rochelle Gwerm	dang it
G'hesh Nhot	brb
Golurk	i take the adamantine morningstar
Drufle (GM)	The camp is almost entirely paladins who have no use for align weapon, since their smite bypasses DR anyway.
Rochelle Gwerm	"What kinda paladins don't carry...y'know what, forget it, I'll brute force it the normal way"
Drufle (GM)	I don't think Vash knows anything in particular about Succubi.
Red Redford	"Okay team! That was great work yesterday, let's give it our all and drive out the evil forces in this citadel."
Drufle (GM)	Aron probably could tell you a few things if you want details, but they're probably things you already know. Demon, lust, domination, etc.
Red Redford	what were the other ways we havent gone to yet
Drufle (GM)	Well I can probably just.
G'hesh Nhot	back Red Redford:
Aerlin	Which boob do I stab??
Drufle (GM)	Bring you back to where you started. Oh, left. Always left.
Aerlin	Where is the power source. Of course...
Drufle (GM)	So let's just start here.
G'hesh Nhot	wtf jut happened
Rochelle Gwerm	well we're here so lets just beat through the bars
Red Redford	let's lift it
Rochelle Gwerm	b BY THE POWER OF ROCK Red Redford:
Rochelle Gwerm	I BANISH THEE
G'hesh Nhot	ill help too
Rochelle Gwerm	+2 vs porticulis
Drufle (GM)	Nobody's going to go look for an easier way around? Really?
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+7( 3 )+7 = 10
Rochelle Gwerm	no drufle
Drufle (GM)	Well, you manage to lift the portcullis.
Rochelle Gwerm	"HRRAAAAAH!!!"
Drufle (GM)	People better go under fast, that thing won't stay up.
Red Redford	"Please no one get stabbed by the portcullis."
Navaya	can't look, busy redoing spells Rochelle Gwerm:
Aerlin	I pass under.
Rochelle Gwerm	well alright, that part didn't work
Navaya	i'm already there
Drufle (GM)	Right, so this is the room the vrock was originally in. Rochelle Gwerm glares at the rubble Rochelle Gwerm chucks a rock at the rubble Red Redford:
G'hesh Nhot	??? Rochelle Gwerm:
Red Redford	oh worm? big room
Drufle (GM)	The rubble is very real, and very dense. Rochelle Gwerm picks up a boulder
Drufle (GM)	It looks effectively like a wall by itself.
Navaya	what caved in?
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+3( 1 )+3 = 4
Drufle (GM)	Part of the roof; there used to be more columns holding up the ceiling. But now it's all rubble.
Navaya	right
Red Redford	"What do you see, Nhot?" Rochelle Gwerm: what iz theez?
Aerlin	"(What a mess...)"
Drufle (GM)	It's a nook. Rochelle Gwerm throws the boulder at it
Drufle (GM)	The nook now has a boulder.
Rochelle Gwerm	"..."
Red Redford	aha you have solved my boulder puzzle Rochelle Gwerm gets another rock
Navaya	"no-one gonna follow ghesh? ok" Rochelle Gwerm kicks this rubble
Navaya	"ah, the archer's foxhole!" Rochelle Gwerm: Navaya:
Drufle (GM)	Look, rocks! Rochelle Gwerm immediately loses interest
Red Redford	are these stairs
Drufle (GM)	Yes. Up to a small landing kinda thing. Rochelle Gwerm: I listen to see if there is anything on the other side of this door
Drufle (GM)	Just G'hesh.
G'hesh Nhot	me
Red Redford	im surprised
Navaya	nothing other than rocks for this place? no discarded bows?
Rochelle Gwerm	is that a door?
Drufle (GM)	Room is empty, Navaya.
Navaya	k
Drufle (GM)	F10 looks like it used to be a dining hall. Certainly nothing of interest left here. Rochelle Gwerm: art thou sure? Navaya collects discarded wine glasses
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Red Redford	"Hey you two, don't stick together too much, we can't have you dominated at the same time. That will be the death of the rest of us."
Drufle (GM)	Pretty sure.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hah, she couldn't get me last time"
Navaya	"but splitting up will be even worse" Red Redford:
G'hesh Nhot	so keep up Rochelle Gwerm:
Drufle (GM)	Who's prepared for a whole lotta empty rooms!
Navaya	i think the point of these empty rooms is
Red Redford	the antici pation
Navaya	to entertain the party with eerie nothingness while the monsters roam
Red Redford	realism
Rochelle Gwerm	"..."
Navaya	like resident evil
Aerlin	or they were full of dull encounters
Red Redford	are these stairs
Aerlin	that have been trimmed out
Rochelle Gwerm	"Stairs...and rubble"
Drufle (GM)	No, these rooms were actually empty.
Red Redford	well these places arent labeled so probably not imporant +t
Drufle (GM)	If it has no label, there isn't meant to be anything there.
Aerlin	Look for the rooms with large numbers painted on their floor.
Navaya	"Ghesh? wher'd you go?" "kay!"
Drufle (GM)	Gasp.
G'hesh Nhot	look for door carnage
Red Redford	"Should we go up the stairs?"
Navaya	oh I should ask
Drufle (GM)	Also I want someone to explain to me what's supposed to be going on with this room.
Aerlin	It's the coat closet.
Navaya	I guess there was nothing neat with the rescued soldiers?
Aerlin	For your coats.
Drufle (GM)	Oh, no.
Navaya	no info or anything wah
Rochelle Gwerm	uhh
Drufle (GM)	You weren't even really meant to save them.
Red Redford	reveal this room at once, drufle
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+3( 15 )+3 = 18
Rochelle Gwerm	what is that room and how does it work?
Navaya	joke's on paizo!
Aerlin	No reward is needed.
Drufle (GM)	Do you guys like hallways? Navaya: Rochelle Gwerm:
Navaya	are these more arrow slits?| Rochelle Gwerm kicks the door
Drufle (GM)	Those are doors.
Red Redford	"We can totally scooby doo in here."
Navaya	ok Rochelle Gwerm:
Navaya	"for the last time red, we're not doing whatever that is!"
G'hesh Nhot	found 1
Red Redford	Hey look painted
Rochelle Gwerm	OH SHIT NUMBERS
Aerlin	"Scoobert Doobert is not applicable here."
Drufle (GM)	F13 just has a massive storage of food that you can take back to the army. Red Redford:
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+3( 1 )+3 = 4 nope Rochelle Gwerm peaks through this...archer hole?
Drufle (GM)	I think it's like a massive 16 units of food and drink.
Red Redford	"Supplies!"
Navaya	ghesh is just following a scent
Drufle (GM)	That's an embattlement, yes Rochelle. You see outside!
Navaya	"wow, somehow not rotten!"
Rochelle Gwerm	what do I see with my ruby eyes?
Drufle (GM)	The Worldwound.
G'hesh Nhot	i rolled a 4 does someone want to check 13b for me
Navaya	"Roch get in here there's food!"
Rochelle Gwerm	yikes
Red Redford	"Let's check these for poison later."
Aerlin	"Are those chicken nuggets?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Food?"
Navaya	we're checking 13b now Ghesh
Rochelle Gwerm	"Oh look, more rubbl" "I wonder if THIS is a trap" Rochelle Gwerm hurls a rock
Drufle (GM)	I really hope Rochelle is forever suspicious of random rocks.
Rochelle Gwerm	you caught me
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+3( 12 )+3 = 15
Navaya	new Instinct acquired
Rochelle Gwerm	this is exactly what is going on
G'hesh Nhot	???
Drufle (GM)	Food! Rochelle Gwerm: G'hesh Nhot eats it all
Navaya	oh wait units
Drufle (GM)	You uh.
Navaya	these are for the army?
Aerlin	Aerlin studies the nuggets in detail.
Drufle (GM)	You cannot physically eat all the food in that room.
Aerlin	Fascinating...
Red Redford	i hear through this door.
G'hesh Nhot	oh Red Redford:
Drufle (GM)	It's enough to feed an army of 200 for like 2 weeks.
Navaya	neat Rochelle Gwerm peaks...outside?
Aerlin	Has deep frying been invented yet?
Drufle (GM)	That is outside! You're actually in open air, Roch.
Red Redford	"Ghesh no"
Rochelle Gwerm	what is this??? Navaya works with Aerlin to magically warp the food back to camp Rochelle Gwerm:
Navaya	with a note
Rochelle Gwerm	check it
Drufle (GM)	I don't think deep frying exists, no.
Red Redford	this another chapel?
Aerlin	Navaya, this is the perfect companion food for Iced Creams. We should also invent fries.
Drufle (GM)	This is a chapel to Torag! Lots of befouled dwarven iconography.
Red Redford	the other one was for iomedae right
G'hesh Nhot	wheres the next door
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Navaya	"I'll write down a note, for now we should catch up with the rest"
Rochelle Gwerm	is anything out here worth looking at?
Aerlin	"They are so impatient." Red Redford:
Drufle (GM)	I'm going to request that people follow Rochelle, aka the right direction.
Red Redford	I'll check for secret doors
Aerlin	"They'd be terrible wizards..."
Red Redford	spoilders drufle
G'hesh Nhot	where is roch
Navaya	I like how roch IMMEDIATELY warps to the Wrong Direction
Rochelle Gwerm	right way because plot?
Red Redford	let her die
Rochelle Gwerm	or right way to treasure?
Red Redford	>:D
Drufle (GM)	Right way because there is Literally Nothing in every other direction.
Rochelle Gwerm	are we missing out on treasure this way? oh...
G'hesh Nhot	where should i be???????
Navaya	cant clean up the torag temple?
Aerlin	What is this room?
Red Redford	i cast detect evil
Drufle (GM)	I mean, you can clean up the temple!
Navaya	up in F14a, Ghesh
Aerlin	Are these crossbows?
Rochelle Gwerm	oh go clean the temple
Navaya	ballistae yes
Rochelle Gwerm	I can wait
Drufle (GM)	Ballistae, not crossbows. Similar idea.
Aerlin	Big crossbows.
Rochelle Gwerm	lets do that before we continue
G'hesh Nhot	ah door
Rochelle Gwerm	the cleaning
Red Redford	"That poor temple."
Navaya	too late we're here now
Aerlin	"Impressive weaponry. Not very well upkept, though."
Navaya	we'll come back for torag
G'hesh Nhot	im scouting ahead
Aerlin	"Do you think the forces of good will ever inhabit this place, again?" Rochelle Gwerm: Red Redford: Rochelle Gwerm:
Navaya	"If we live through this whole mess then sure, I'd believe it"
Rochelle Gwerm	this is for the door
Red Redford	"Meetsies!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Welp"
Navaya	"hi again Ghesh"
Aerlin	Holy shit, it's Ghesh!
G'hesh Nhot	????
Red Redford	why did we turn into a square Rochelle Gwerm:
Drufle (GM)	We really did Scooby Doo that, didn't we.
Navaya	FORMATION HUG oh nooo Rochelle Gwerm nopes away from the hugging Red Redford:
G'hesh Nhot	DOOR Rochelle Gwerm:
Drufle (GM)	Red finds a frost rapier and boots of elvenkind.
Navaya	in F15?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Red Redford	are these a dead persons boots
Navaya	we all scattered again
Drufle (GM)	No, they're just.
Red Redford	where
Drufle (GM)	Sitting under a bed.
Rochelle Gwerm	who's on Bag duty?
Navaya	I'll do it
Rochelle Gwerm	bless you, Navaya
Red Redford	"Hey Navi, look a rapier."
Navaya	"DIDSOMEONESAYFROST"
Red Redford	"It's cold."
Drufle (GM)	Alright.
Navaya	"ohhhh sweet baby"
Drufle (GM)	I uh.
Red Redford	"No i said cold."
Drufle (GM)	I think everyone's gonna have to freeze position now.
Navaya	"I GOTTA shrink this"
Red Redford	initiative Rochelle Gwerm: why are all my nat 20s on my perception rolls?
Drufle (GM)	Because Roch and G'hesh have both just walked into two different battles.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh cool
G'hesh Nhot	LOL
Drufle (GM)	Godspeed, you fools. Roll initiative. Aerlin, what are you doing. You weren't there! Rochelle Gwerm: Red Redford:
Aerlin	Dang.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+3( 9 )+3 = 12
Aerlin	Worth a shot.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh hi "Oh, bull people"
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+7( 7 )+7 = 14
Red Redford	LMAO so many...
G'hesh Nhot	little guys yay
Rochelle Gwerm	"This is a load of Bull turd"
Aerlin	Swell. G'hesh Nhot draws high crit weapon
Red Redford	me first
Aerlin	"Part of me feels like our friends have started two battles at once." Navaya:
Aerlin	"Weird feeling, I know, but I trust it."
Rochelle Gwerm	"HEY GUYS I FOUND SOME BULL PEOPLE" "SHOULD I TALK TO THEM?"
G'hesh Nhot	i found some things too
Red Redford	":I" "Figures."
Aerlin	"Just once, I wish we could scout ahead."
G'hesh Nhot	ill be back once they are dead Daha aṭē 's ears prick up at the sound of battle joined
Red Redford	roll their init druf there we go
Navaya	"it'd be nice if they let us take turns, huh"
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+1( 2 )+1 = 3 Nice.
Red Redford	"Girls be scoutin"
Drufle (GM)	Tied with Rochelle.
Rochelle Gwerm	bulls?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Rochelle Gwerm	hmm
Drufle (GM)	Their dex is 10.
Rochelle Gwerm	I surge?
Drufle (GM)	Oh, sure.
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 1d6( 5 ) = 5
G'hesh Nhot	can i surge too?
Drufle (GM)	If you want to.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d6( 1 ) = 1
Drufle (GM)	Just remember to mark off that mp.
Rochelle Gwerm	you'd need a 6 to match them and even then they probably have more Dex anyways
G'hesh Nhot	damn
Drufle (GM)	Right, I think the enemies/Roch/G'hesh should have a round before the casters.
G'hesh Nhot	i wanted to go before my beast things lol
Rochelle Gwerm	so probably should've have surged there I'm pretty sure there was no way for that to happen
Red Redford	k lets gooo
Drufle (GM)	So the demons up top go first.
Rochelle Gwerm	hey druf can I have this black bar our of my face?
Red Redford	now where do i go
Rochelle Gwerm	thank you
Drufle (GM)	Red, see my line a few bits up.
Red Redford	surprise round ok
Drufle (GM)	Vulture dudes go first!
G'hesh Nhot	ha ha ha
Aerlin	In a sense, we have no idea a fight is happening until some attacks happen.
Rochelle Gwerm	I wonder if they have the Vrock aura
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+12( 1 )+12 = 13 rolling d20+12 ( 17 )+12 = 29 rolling d20+12 ( 12 )+12 = 24 rolling d20+10 ( 1 )+10 = 11
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle did just yell to you guys
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
Red Redford	"What is going ON over there."
Navaya	they look like vrockettes to me
Drufle (GM)	Two 1's, dudes?
Rochelle Gwerm	the crit fails are strong with these ones
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+12( 13 )+12 = 25 rolling d20+10 ( 14 )+10 = 24
G'hesh Nhot	they hit eachother?
Drufle (GM)	Uh, sure. I'll have the two nick the others.
Navaya	too eager
Aerlin	We should suggest that every round.
Red Redford	i think thats a feat
Drufle (GM)	rolling d8( 1 ) = 1 rolling d8 ( 7 ) = 7
Aerlin	See if Drufle goes for it.
Drufle (GM)	So I think one guy hit. 29 hits, yes?
G'hesh Nhot	yes just
Red Redford	o h god i thought he said 29 hits, like the number of hits
Drufle (GM)	rolling d8+6( 7 )+6 = 13 And roll 2 will saves.
Navaya	combo fighter
G'hesh Nhot	actualy roll that 1 again
Rochelle Gwerm	wut?
G'hesh Nhot	and take the lowest
Drufle (GM)	Oh, that one. Alright, mark your MP off.
G'hesh Nhot	and im gonna hit back
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+12( 9 )+12 = 21 He misses now.
Aerlin	are we op
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+19( 5 )+19 = 24
Navaya	no
Rochelle Gwerm	yes, Aerlin
Drufle (GM)	Hit.
Navaya	we have seven guys here
Drufle (GM)	This was the upper middle guy, so roll damage.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+9( 4 )+9 = 13
Aerlin	i feel like if four dudes attack me one should at least hit
Drufle (GM)	13 it is.
Navaya	youre not wearing armor
Rochelle Gwerm	evil outsider?
Navaya	also they all have scythes
Drufle (GM)	G'hesh still has to make 1 will save.
Navaya	awkward to use in a dooray
Drufle (GM)	She got to ignore the other, but one still happens. Oh, they're demons, yes.
G'hesh Nhot	ok will against what
Rochelle Gwerm	just roll will
Drufle (GM)	Just roll, I'll say if you pass.
G'hesh Nhot	i have buffs for some things
Drufle (GM)	Oh, uh.
Rochelle Gwerm	roll now, add on later
Drufle (GM)	It doesn't say it's any kind of affect. Not mind-affecting or anything.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+5( 18 )+5 = 23 wow
Red Redford	nicerino
Drufle (GM)	Dang, way to go. Alright, now it's G'hesh's turn.
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh likes this fight
Rochelle Gwerm	cleave?
G'hesh Nhot	full attack
Navaya	back in a tick
Drufle (GM)	She has no cleave.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh okay
G'hesh Nhot	i have a tail though lol rolling 1d20+19 ( 18 )+19 = 37
Drufle (GM)	Hit.
G'hesh Nhot	yes crit
Drufle (GM)	Uh, which sword are you using?
G'hesh Nhot	i stated the high crit weapon
Drufle (GM)	Oh. Righto. Roll to confirm.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+19( 17 )+19 = 36 crit
Drufle (GM)	You can only double crit if you get actual 20's :P.
G'hesh Nhot	oh
Drufle (GM)	That'd be a bit ridiculous. Just roll double damage on this guy.
Aerlin	She's already absurd.
G'hesh Nhot	whats the to hit on my second attack
Drufle (GM)	14.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 2d8+18( 2 + 3 )+18 = 23
Drufle (GM)	13 damage it is. Which guy was it?
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+14( 5 )+14 = 19
Drufle (GM)	Miss.
G'hesh Nhot	tail rolling 1d20+11 ( 14 )+11 = 25
Drufle (GM)	Hit. Also, what guy are you actually targetting?
Aerlin	"Did you guys hear something...? Eh...probably just the wind."
Rochelle Gwerm	hey druf, what Knowledge do I need for these bulls?
G'hesh Nhot	tyhe same one
Drufle (GM)	Roll tail damage, then. Uhhhhh, Religion or Nature.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+8( 3 )+8 = 11
Drufle (GM)	1 damage it is. Rochelle!
Rochelle Gwerm	okay 5-foot step back Rage and cast Shield
G'hesh Nhot	and close the door?
Rochelle Gwerm	end turn
Drufle (GM)	Right.
Navaya	lol
Drufle (GM)	Minotaur turn then.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh wait Knowledge
G'hesh Nhot	lol Rochelle Gwerm: continue
Drufle (GM)	They're kinda demonic. CHARGE rolling d20+12 ( 8 )+12 = 20 MAYBE NOT
Rochelle Gwerm	ooof 1 off
Aerlin	"Well, okay, I heard -that-."
Rochelle Gwerm	"MAKE SMASHED BEEF"
Drufle (GM)	End turn. Red!
Red Redford	it me!
Drufle (GM)	You guys now hear frantic clashing.
Red Redford	"I hear a battle brewing..."
Rochelle Gwerm	"I AM FIGHTING BULL PEOPLE"
Red Redford	i cast burst of speed as a swift action
Rochelle Gwerm	"MAKE GROUND BEEF" Red Redford:
Aerlin	"I think Rochelle is fighting bull people."
G'hesh Nhot	IM FIGHTING THINGS
Red Redford	wh
Rochelle Gwerm	pfffft
Drufle (GM)	Alright, run ahead Red!
Red Redford	i think im wearing medium armor but it counts as light armor?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Red Redford	what do
Drufle (GM)	Oh right. Then it's light. So 50 ft speed. 150 if you go full round action.
Red Redford	then i open the door and summon
G'hesh Nhot	that door is already open
Red Redford	lantern archons oh ok
Drufle (GM)	Shock!
Red Redford	tight corridor for cows
Drufle (GM)	Roll away.
Red Redford	rolling 1d3+2( 1 )+2 = 3 fuckerino
Navaya	aww
Drufle (GM)	Shame.
Red Redford	"What do you see? What, a minotaur? Help Roche!"
Drufle (GM)	What's that, Lassy?
Rochelle Gwerm	lasers?
Navaya	Ghesh fell down a well?
Drufle (GM)	Laser away at a minotaur! The bottom one I imagine?
Red Redford	"Roche! Ghesh, lead them down the corridor and let's take them one by one!" ja
Navaya	shoulda said "rochelle fell down a pit?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"WHAT YOU THINK I'M DOING!??"
Drufle (GM)	Make your 6 rolls, then.
Red Redford	2 light rays 1718 ranged touch (6])
Drufle (GM)	That suuuuper hits their touch AC.
Red Redford	3
Drufle (GM)	Is that damage? 9 total?
Red Redford	yes 2 light rays 196 ranged touch (3],2) 2 light rays 2222 ranged touch (1],4)
Drufle (GM)	6 is actually a miss. So 8 more total damage.
Red Redford	almost two crits dang
Drufle (GM)	Navaya!
Navaya	aw jeez
Red Redford	a new challenger waddles in
Navaya	waddle might be right can I run while flying?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Navaya	cool
Drufle (GM)	Triple speed for FRA.
Navaya	so 60ft and what do I lose
G'hesh Nhot	air running
Drufle (GM)	You lose your dex bonus to AC.
Red Redford	do the naruto run
Drufle (GM)	For the next turn. Navaya hoofs it to this tiny corridor
Drufle (GM)	Right, demon time!
Navaya	wait what about attacks
Drufle (GM)	Yours?
Navaya	yeh
Rochelle Gwerm	you used a full action to run
Drufle (GM)	You just used a full-round action.
Navaya	no I used double speed not triple
Drufle (GM)	Then you used your standard and move action.
Navaya	alright then Navaya is tired from carrying daha here
Drufle (GM)	Ok, uh. This is going to be a lot of rolls against G'hesh.
Red Redford	heckbeasts
Drufle (GM)	I hope she's paying attention to these.
G'hesh Nhot	yep
Red Redford	rip
Rochelle Gwerm	roll the bones
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+14( 20 )+14 = 34 rolling d20+14 ( 10 )+14 = 24 rolling d20+14 ( 1 )+14 = 15 rolling d20+14 ( 18 )+14 = 32 rolling d20+14 ( 14 )+14 = 28 rolling d20+14 ( 6 )+14 = 20
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+9( 16 )+9 = 25 rolling d20+9 ( 17 )+9 = 26 rolling d20+9 ( 8 )+9 = 17 rolling d20+10 ( 1 )+10 = 11 rolling d20+5 ( 17 )+5 = 22 I see a crit in there.
Drufle (GM)	And then a single hit. Gosh.
G'hesh Nhot	3 hits 1 crit
Drufle (GM)	3 hits? What's your AC?
G'hesh Nhot	27
Drufle (GM)	Oh. Well then. You are correct then. Confirming crit...
G'hesh Nhot	unless its+2 with shield?
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+14( 14 )+14 = 28 No, that includes your shield. Crit confirms!
G'hesh Nhot	ok one seck
Rochelle Gwerm	what was a crit?
Drufle (GM)	The nat 20.
G'hesh Nhot	roll again for that hit
Drufle (GM)	The very first one.
G'hesh Nhot	the crit
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+14( 1 )+14 = 15
Rochelle Gwerm	oh, I missed that
Drufle (GM)	Yikes.
Rochelle Gwerm	WELP
Drufle (GM)	These guys are very rollercoastery.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+19( 1 )+19 = 20
Drufle (GM)	... Uh huh.
Rochelle Gwerm	well then
Drufle (GM)	I like where this is going. So just 3 normal hits on G'hesh.
G'hesh Nhot	does that attack hit?
Drufle (GM)	Your 19? I mean it doesn't matter regardless, it's a miss.
G'hesh Nhot	20 surge
Drufle (GM)	You rolled a nat 1, which misses all the time.
Rochelle Gwerm	you crit-failed
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d6( 3 ) = 3
Rochelle Gwerm	GHESH NO
Drufle (GM)	Surging ain't gonna help you, pal.
Rochelle Gwerm	don't do that
Drufle (GM)	It's still a miss.
G'hesh Nhot	oh
Rochelle Gwerm	you can't save a nat 1
Drufle (GM)	Surges increase your total roll, not your dice roll.
G'hesh Nhot	so its just two hits now not 3 for you
Drufle (GM)	That nat 1 is a miss and there is nothing you can do about it. Just the two hits, yes.
G'hesh Nhot	ok
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d8+14( 7 + 2 )+14 = 23
G'hesh Nhot	roll away
Drufle (GM)	23 damage and I want you to make 3 will saves.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+5( 13 )+5 = 18 rolling 1d20+5 ( 14 )+5 = 19 rolling 1d20+5 ( 20 )+5 = 25 yes
Drufle (GM)	Good lord. Well, the first one fails. Do you want to surge that one?
Rochelle Gwerm	how much MP does she have
G'hesh Nhot	sure rolling 1d6 ( 1 ) = 1
Drufle (GM)	She's already used... 2?
Rochelle Gwerm	because she's burning a lot
Drufle (GM)	Ah, so still a failure. Right.
G'hesh Nhot	1 more ?
Drufle (GM)	You can't keep surging. One per roll.
G'hesh Nhot	damn
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6( 4 ) = 4 Nice.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh that's not good
G'hesh Nhot	does the crit negate the bad one?
Drufle (GM)	No. rolling d4 ( 4 ) = 4 Hey G'hesh, you know what sounds really cool?
Red Redford	whats happening aaa
Drufle (GM)	Spending your next 4 rounds trying to kill Aerlin.
G'hesh Nhot	wait thats a controll one so add 4 to my result
Red Redford	oh at least its not me
Drufle (GM)	Do you have a bonus against mind-affecting compulsions?
Rochelle Gwerm	that is very much a compulsion or a charm
G'hesh Nhot	yes
Drufle (GM)	Very well. Ignore that terrible thought. Also maybe be careful because these guys trigger that effect on literally every hit.
Aerlin	Like she could kill me anyway.
Drufle (GM)	So, Aerlin!
Aerlin	Yeah.
Navaya	I want to say I hope this'll learn both of you, ghesh and roch, to just go ahead as a group or stick with the party
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm having a blast, what are you talking about?
Navaya	but why bother, they'll never listen
Aerlin	Hmm.
G'hesh Nhot	this is fun
Red Redford	teleport and use surf
Aerlin	If I use amazing init, can I use a wand?
Drufle (GM)	Yes!
Aerlin	Right...
Drufle (GM)	You cannot cast spells, but you can activate magic items.
Navaya	oh why didnt i use that I'm such a fool!
Aerlin	Let's use that and use my bonus action to dimension door.
Rochelle Gwerm	sweet
G'hesh Nhot	what sort of action is it to switch swords as a weapon master with greater weapon focus?
Drufle (GM)	Move. And it triggers AoOs.
G'hesh Nhot	oh
Drufle (GM)	... I think. I'll check that.
Aerlin	I want to use Wild Arcana to cast Shout.
Drufle (GM)	Shout?
Rochelle Gwerm	puting a weapon away triggers AoOs
Aerlin	http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/s/shout Shout!
Rochelle Gwerm	pulling a weapon out doesn't, I think nor does dropping a weapon
Drufle (GM)	But you have to put a weapon away to draw a new one, surely.
Red Redford	scream, and shout
Rochelle Gwerm	no she can just drop the weapon instead
G'hesh Nhot	i could drop it and pick it up after
Drufle (GM)	Unless she does want to just drop her sword on the ground.
Navaya	discard and draw, druf
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, sure.
Navaya	I did it as HK
Drufle (GM)	Oh shit. I just saw Aerlin.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh
Red Redford	aerlin no
Rochelle Gwerm	hi Aerlin
Aerlin	What.
Drufle (GM)	Alright, save time for the buddies!
Red Redford	at least she cant his anything if she gets brainwashed *hit dohohoho
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+9( 13 )+9 = 22 rolling d20+9 ( 19 )+9 = 28 rolling d20+9 ( 14 )+9 = 23 rolling d20+9 ( 8 )+9 = 17
Rochelle Gwerm	she has a good will save, she should be fine
Drufle (GM)	Three pass.
Red Redford	the splinter spears would hurt though...
Navaya	I wonder how red feels with two hurties and two squishis fighting hordes of separate monsters
Rochelle Gwerm	and good con
Red Redford	this is fine
Aerlin	rolling 5d6( 6 + 4 + 4 + 1 + 5 ) = 20
Drufle (GM)	So roll your 5d6. Dang. So 10 to three of them, 20 to the last.
Aerlin	rolling 2d6( 6 + 3 ) = 9 I chug an invis potion with my move action?
Drufle (GM)	I think deafened is completely useless in combat, but good to know. Uh, sure!
Rochelle Gwerm	who scream? nobody know
Drufle (GM)	Well, that was effective. G'hesh!
G'hesh Nhot	so move action to draw a new sword?
Aerlin	Hopefully they didn't see me do that.
Drufle (GM)	Free action to drop yours, move to draw the new one.
G'hesh Nhot	can i still full after?
Drufle (GM)	So you only get one attack this turn. Nope.
G'hesh Nhot	ok then
Drufle (GM)	Full requires standard+move.
Rochelle Gwerm	vital strike? does she have that?
Drufle (GM)	Uh... yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	I strongly suggest it in this situation
Drufle (GM)	I believe so. G'hesh Nhot drops her sword and spins around whilst drawing a new sword and slicing the first fucker in the face
Aerlin	More like...shituation...
Drufle (GM)	Badumtish.
G'hesh Nhot	vital strike with anti demon sword
Drufle (GM)	I should really have a rimshot audio file...
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+19( 10 )+19 = 29
Drufle (GM)	Vital strike just lets you roll 2d8 instead of 1d8; your other bonuses remain the same. Hit.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 2d8+9( 4 + 4 )+9 = 17
Rochelle Gwerm	+2d6 for demon
Drufle (GM)	Very true.
G'hesh Nhot	so thats 4d6?
Drufle (GM)	No. Extra damage is not doubled. Just weapon dice.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 2d6( 1 + 1 ) = 2 lol
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm our combat in a nutshell
Drufle (GM)	Roch is up.
Rochelle Gwerm	right
G'hesh Nhot	is one not dead yet?
Drufle (GM)	No.
G'hesh Nhot	close?
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm after the bottom guy
Drufle (GM)	Top middle ain't doing hot.
Rochelle Gwerm	Full Attack, Power Attack -1 to both
Drufle (GM)	Both hits.
Rochelle Gwerm	-5 to the second +13 damage to both
Drufle (GM)	Still a hit. So... 33 each.
Rochelle Gwerm	also I got the exact same roll on both rolling 2d6 ( 3 + 1 ) = 4 acid
Drufle (GM)	Resistance.
Rochelle Gwerm	figured 5-foot step
Drufle (GM)	Right, 46 total damage.
Navaya	wow
Drufle (GM)	Crunch.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh cool
Navaya	"thanks for smushing that one! "
Rochelle Gwerm	"STUPID BULL NO MATCH FOR STONE COLD ARMS"
Drufle (GM)	Bull turn!
Aerlin	What a load of bullsh-wait I already made that pun.
Navaya	"and there's another"
Aerlin	What the heck will I call this session...
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+14( 6 )+14 = 20 rolling d20+9 ( 19 )+9 = 28
Rochelle Gwerm	"YOUR BLOOD SHALL SOAK THIS STONE" one hit
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+9( 6 )+9 = 15
Navaya	The Clustervrock
G'hesh Nhot	twice the fight, half the party
Drufle (GM)	Right, no confirm.
Navaya	@Aerlin
Drufle (GM)	rolling 3d6+9( 1 + 5 + 4 )+9 = 19 19 damage for you.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay
Drufle (GM)	Red!
Red Redford	which ones can i target!
Drufle (GM)	Roch, heal your 2 back.
Rochelle Gwerm	and I immediately- yeah that
Red Redford	oh the bulls i wanna help with the demons though
Rochelle Gwerm	"MY SKIN HEALS!! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME!!"
G'hesh Nhot	kill the bulls
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah just deal with the demons
Red Redford	"Oh. k. She can handle those."
Rochelle Gwerm	I've got the bulls on lockdown
G'hesh Nhot	im holding the demons back
Red Redford	Loose! 2 light rays 1412 ranged touch (6],1) 2 light rays 920 ranged touch (3],1) 2 light rays 1218 ranged touch (1],6)
Drufle (GM)	18 total damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	to the north demon?
Red Redford	and i move ah here yes
Drufle (GM)	To bottom bull? Or top bull?
Red Redford	demon
Rochelle Gwerm	he's not after the bulls he pinged a demon
Drufle (GM)	Oh. Then that 9 is a miss. So 15 damage. Anything else, Red?
Red Redford	im under this archon so searing light same demon
Drufle (GM)	... through G'hesh?
Red Redford	can i...
Rochelle Gwerm	around ghesh?
G'hesh Nhot	i can duck
Drufle (GM)	Alright, sure.
G'hesh Nhot	im a combat master afterall
Drufle (GM)	Make your ranged attack roll. Red Redford:
Drufle (GM)	Wow, very hit.
Rochelle Gwerm	pew pew
Navaya	nice nice
Drufle (GM)	So 4d8.
Red Redford	damage?
Drufle (GM)	To mr angry.
Red Redford	rolling 4d8( 1 + 2 + 5 + 2 ) = 10 can i make it mythic... G'hesh Nhot contorts around it mid attack
Drufle (GM)	Uh, if you probably should've asked before rolling damage.
Red Redford	:p
Drufle (GM)	-if
Rochelle Gwerm	it'll be fiiine
Navaya	I like to think that red swung on one of his pet chandeliers to get enough hight to miss ghesh
Drufle (GM)	10 damage it is.
Red Redford	it flashed before me just as when i pushed the button ok i amazing initiative
Drufle (GM)	Oh dear.
Red Redford	and shoot it with raiance d
Drufle (GM)	Make your attack roll.
Red Redford	"Duck again, miss!"
G'hesh Nhot	ok Red Redford: jsut the first one ofc
Drufle (GM)	That is a hit. So 9 damage.
Red Redford	ok thats all
Rochelle Gwerm	this demon is eating tons of light beams to the face
Drufle (GM)	Navaya!
Navaya	why are the four of these bulkier than the minotaurs
Drufle (GM)	Because they are multiple CR higher.
Navaya	oof
Aerlin	They eat their vegetables.
G'hesh Nhot	woops lol
Rochelle Gwerm	we need to get you around
Navaya	on it fam
Drufle (GM)	So Navaya, a minotaur right in front of you. He don't look happy.
Navaya	ice spears, one for each bull
Drufle (GM)	Righto. Terrible reflex saves, away! rolling d20+6 ( 19 )+6 = 25 rolling d20+6 ( 11 )+6 = 17 Wow.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh
Drufle (GM)	So much for terrible.
Navaya	huh what's this against?
Rochelle Gwerm	your spell DC
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Navaya	DC 18 so one fails
Drufle (GM)	Righto.
Aerlin	Trip?
Drufle (GM)	Roll them 4d6's.
Navaya	yes do I have any buffs...
Drufle (GM)	Top boy doesn't get tripped.
Navaya	I'll check later
Drufle (GM)	He's very sturdy apparently. Bottom guy might get tripped.
Navaya	rolling 2d6+2d6( 1 + 6 )+( 6 + 6 ) = 19 oof
Rochelle Gwerm	almost a lottery
Drufle (GM)	Is that for the top one?
Navaya	no the one near me
Drufle (GM)	Alright, he takes, uh, 14 damage. And roll that trip attempt.
Navaya	rolling 2d6+2d6( 5 + 5 )+( 5 + 5 ) = 20
Drufle (GM)	Oh, gotcha. 10 damage to left boy. Just roll a +14, I believe. To trip the guy.
Navaya	...why's his def higher
Rochelle Gwerm	he resisted I think?
Aerlin	save half damage
Drufle (GM)	They both resist 5.
Navaya	oh wait yes half damage silly me
Drufle (GM)	And then half damage, yes. Roll that +14.
Navaya	rolling 1d20+14( 1 )+14 = 15 NOOOO
Drufle (GM)	Ah. Right. Roll it again.
Navaya	rolling 1d20+14( 19 )+14 = 33
Drufle (GM)	Good for you.
Rochelle Gwerm	can you crit fail a- oh
G'hesh Nhot	wtf
Drufle (GM)	Nothing terrible happens. Demons!
Navaya	would it have tripped on top of me also these ice spears are phyiscal so
Drufle (GM)	Nah, I was gonna have him grab the icicle and use it as a weapon.
Aerlin	Sick.
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle would've stolen it
Drufle (GM)	Right, time for Lots o' Rolls with angry punchy demons.
Navaya	those spaces are blocked off east bull should prolly move back? oh man I just read your thing
G'hesh Nhot	paying attention
Red Redford	please drufle have mercy use the double brackets to roll
Drufle (GM)	Do I just enclose everything in double brackets?
Red Redford	13
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 11 = 1 ???
Aerlin	whats the difference
Red Redford	"19"
Rochelle Gwerm	is it working?
Aerlin	drufle died
Red Redford	oh damnit
Aerlin	im gm now
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 99 = 9
Aerlin	we win
Red Redford	they all surrender
Aerlin	i used super magic missile and won.
Red Redford	pack it up girls
Rochelle Gwerm	what a good fight guys we're the best
Aerlin	-im- the best
Rochelle Gwerm	I didn't see you kill any bulls
Aerlin	i did, with super magic missile it killed them all
Rochelle Gwerm	no you just got the demons the bulls were dead before you finished the super ritual
Aerlin	it was mythic super magic missile
Navaya	roch who is gm here aerlin is not you her word is law
Aerlin	i grabbed the gm dice first oh shit hes back
Drufle (GM)	31 18 27 32 21 17 27 19 15
Red Redford	the super secret gm dice see look nice and compact
G'hesh Nhot	2
Drufle (GM)	There, the last guy is gonna go figure out what the hell that shriek was.
Aerlin	good luck bitch
Drufle (GM)	rolling d100( 36 ) = 36
G'hesh Nhot	or 4
Drufle (GM)	He sees nothing. It's 4, your AC is 27.
Red Redford	are you invisibilbible
Drufle (GM)	Do you want to sudden block any?
G'hesh Nhot	dont you have to beat my ac
Drufle (GM)	No, ties go to attacker.
Rochelle Gwerm	matching it beats it roll damage and hope for good will saves
G'hesh Nhot	ok, im blocking 1 of them. try again
Drufle (GM)	29 He... hits?
Navaya	ahahahahahah
Drufle (GM)	Yes. He does.
G'hesh Nhot	no
Rochelle Gwerm	smack him for his troubles
Drufle (GM)	Even with the +2 AC from sudden block.
G'hesh Nhot	i get the buffs to my ac fuck
Navaya	even with...
Rochelle Gwerm	the buffs arn't enough ghesh
G'hesh Nhot	oh well
Drufle (GM)	You can still hit him!
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+19( 13 )+19 = 32
Drufle (GM)	Hit.
Rochelle Gwerm	wait doesn't it use the lower roll? or is it just the second roll?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, but the lower roll was also a hit.
Rochelle Gwerm	against a 29?
Navaya	these vrocklings too good
Rochelle Gwerm	wasn't it a 27?
Drufle (GM)	I... don't think it works that way?
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+2d6+9( 4 )+( 1 + 5 )+9 = 19
Rochelle Gwerm	is the buff only on the second roll?
Navaya	yeah must be
Rochelle Gwerm	y'know what, this is far too complicated to deal with now
Navaya	just kill one of them god
G'hesh Nhot	im trying
Drufle (GM)	Right, 4 hits.
G'hesh Nhot	have you noted tyhe damage
Drufle (GM)	I did! 9 damage.
G'hesh Nhot	ok
Rochelle Gwerm	sudden block ignore DR
Drufle (GM)	Ooh, good point.
G'hesh Nhot	with the cold steel
Rochelle Gwerm	also cold steel
Drufle (GM)	DR/good, pals.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh continue as you were
Drufle (GM)	rolling 4d8+28( 5 + 7 + 4 + 5 )+28 = 49 There's some damage for you. Also, 4 will saves, please.
Red Redford	can i use my free action to identify them
G'hesh Nhot	so do you put the full damage from my other block as well please Red Redford:
Drufle (GM)	Ehh... you figure out their name, Red. They're called Thoxels, normally known as insubordination demons.
Red Redford	thats what i wanted
G'hesh Nhot	??
Red Redford	that seems counterproductive
Rochelle Gwerm	ghesh just roll will
Drufle (GM)	And I still need those 4 will saves, G'hesh. Aerlin:
Red Redford	font of knowledge
G'hesh Nhot	i was asking if the gm was going to add my other damage from m y other sudden block
Drufle (GM)	Alright, I'll get to that check later. Oh, the other sudden block.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+5( 1 )+5 = 6 rolling 1d20+5 ( 17 )+5 = 22 rolling 1d20+5 ( 12 )+5 = 17 rolling 1d20+5 ( 6 )+5 = 11
Drufle (GM)	Well then, we'll ignore that last save. Because top left should be dead. But you still have two failures.
Rochelle Gwerm	Aerlin you may need to Slumber the dragon lady
Red Redford	how is the top one still alive god
Drufle (GM)	Don't bother surging, that 1 is gonna hit you regardless.
G'hesh Nhot	21 a failure?
Drufle (GM)	Save your mp!
G'hesh Nhot	i didnt +4 them
Drufle (GM)	21 is not a failure, but a 10 sure is. Hey Aerlin.
G'hesh Nhot	so 1 failure
Rochelle Gwerm	only one failure then
Drufle (GM)	Don't you have a brand new power that lets other people use your saves?
Aerlin	Of course I do.
Drufle (GM)	Crazy idea, maybe use that so G'hesh doesn't go murder a party member?
Aerlin	Ugh. I guess.
Red Redford	im fine
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+11( 13 )+11 = 24
Drufle (GM)	I mean, you don't have to.
Rochelle Gwerm	Ghesh wouldn't be able to hurt Rochelle much
Aerlin	Does that save?
Rochelle Gwerm	and she
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, G'hesh is fine now.
Rochelle Gwerm	wpuldn't be able to find Aerlin
G'hesh Nhot	thanks
Red Redford	im a symbol of justice, red will on in your hearts
Drufle (GM)	Speaking of the lady, Aerlin!
Aerlin	Doesn't have to be myself she attacks, though.
Drufle (GM)	You're up.
Red Redford	*live
Aerlin	Man, this jerk.
Navaya	explode someone
Aerlin	I should punch him.
Rochelle Gwerm	she wouldn't be able to reach Red or Navaya yes punch wait, does that end invis?
Navaya	could the mutiny effect have her target the archons?
Aerlin	It does.
Rochelle Gwerm	hnnnnng if you're okay with possibly taking attacks than sure
Drufle (GM)	It, uh...
Rochelle Gwerm	oh, something I learned: you can just hold spell charges
Drufle (GM)	It specifies allies, but I was just counting PCs.
Navaya	right
Rochelle Gwerm	if you cast a touch spell and not touch anyone, you can just hold it until you do
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin would auto-succeed her concentration check. She'll be fine.
Rochelle Gwerm	or cast another spell
Aerlin	Hmm...
Rochelle Gwerm	oh and you can deliver any touch spell via an unarmed strike
Aerlin	Could I punch this fool into the other fools?
Drufle (GM)	Yyyyyyes. You can. With mythic force punch, at least.
Rochelle Gwerm	AERLIN PAAAWNCH
Drufle (GM)	5-foot up a square and punch away.
Aerlin	Sure. Okay. "Almost." rolling 8d6 ( 5 + 3 + 3 + 5 + 5 + 2 + 1 + 1 ) = 25
Drufle (GM)	Alright, uh... Let me do the math quickly.
Aerlin	I push him 20 feet, but he can fort save that I think.
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait, you need to make an SR check. But I think you'll pass it easily.
Rochelle Gwerm	don't jinx it
Aerlin	is it a demon?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Aerlin	rolling 2d20+14( 8 + 19 )+14 = 41
Drufle (GM)	And remember you roll 2d20k1. Wow, yeah.
Navaya	uh huh
Drufle (GM)	Super pass. Anyway. Roll, uh, CMB+2, Aerlin.
G'hesh Nhot	plus surprise attack bonus as demon saw nothin there a sec ago
Aerlin	Here's a first, I have to look up Aerlin's CMB.
Drufle (GM)	Wait, no. You roll BAB+INT+2 Your BAB is what, 4? So +14.
Rochelle Gwerm	half BAB
Aerlin	Says it's 5.
Rochelle Gwerm	casters, am I right?
Navaya	shoosh
Drufle (GM)	Ah. +15 then.
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+15( 4 )+15 = 19
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6( 3 + 3 ) = 6 Right, both these demons are killed.
Navaya	yayy
Rochelle Gwerm	woo
G'hesh Nhot	wtf
Navaya	smashed to pieces against each other One Punch Woman
Rochelle Gwerm	squished against the wall
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin punches one so hard that he goes flying and impales the other guy with his double sword.
Aerlin	"Ghesh! I'm with you. Finish it off!"
Navaya	oh double swords
G'hesh Nhot	ive been hacking them for ages
Navaya	not scythes yeah you helped a bunch gold star for effort
Drufle (GM)	Speaking of which, G'hesh's turn!
Rochelle Gwerm	well shit roll20 glitched
Drufle (GM)	This went from 4 dudes to 1 very rapidly. Did it glitch?
G'hesh Nhot	FULL ATTACK THIS SHITE
Rochelle Gwerm	i had my cursor over the music track right when it vanished
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+19( 15 )+19 = 34
Rochelle Gwerm	the pop-up is still there... it won't go away
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, I did a music cue thing.
Aerlin	Fun.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+15( 9 )+15 = 24
Drufle (GM)	Hit.
Aerlin	I heard something but it was hard to hear over the other music.
Rochelle Gwerm	could you play it again?
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+11( 17 )+11 = 28
Rochelle Gwerm	maybe I can turn this off no it has to be in the second slot
G'hesh Nhot	3 hits?
Drufle (GM)	3 hits, yes.
Aerlin	Just refresh I guess.
Rochelle Gwerm	SIGH let me do my turn first
Navaya	just refresh mang
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 2d8+4d6+18( 5 + 7 )+( 3 + 6 + 6 + 1 )+18 = 46
Rochelle Gwerm	I cannot lag the battle
Drufle (GM)	So 26 from there. And your tail damage?
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+8( 6 )+8 = 14
Drufle (GM)	4 from there. 30 total.
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Drufle (GM)	He is now gone.
Navaya	obliterated nice work you two!
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle's turn.
Rochelle Gwerm	5-foot step Full Power Attack
Red Redford	"Demons, eliminated?" Rochelle Gwerm: -1 on the first
Drufle (GM)	Both hits.
Rochelle Gwerm	-5 on the second
Aerlin	Aerlin steps into the doorway. "All good here."
Navaya	the rare blue nuber G'hesh Nhot finishes off her tail swing by flipping the bird at the sliced corpse
Rochelle Gwerm	+13 damage to both
Drufle (GM)	Exact same damage both times again.
Rochelle Gwerm	yep
Drufle (GM)	So 36 down to 26 each, 52 total.
Aerlin	Spooky...
Drufle (GM)	Anything else? Rochelle Gwerm smashes the Minotaur's head into the wall
Rochelle Gwerm	End Turn I'll save my MP and refresh my client
Drufle (GM)	Right, I'm gonna go squish a fairie.
G'hesh Nhot	i have 2 mp left lol
Red Redford	hello hello minotaur
Navaya	he can't reach me from here
Red Redford	can she fit
Navaya	narrow corridor
Drufle (GM)	He can if he squeezes!
Navaya	ice stalagmite blocking the way
Drufle (GM)	Hm. That's a more valid point.
Red Redford	surrender fool
Drufle (GM)	Fair enough. Navaya teases the bullman
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle it is.
G'hesh Nhot	icy point dont you mean
Navaya	lol
Horanoven A.	I have returned Red Redford:
Rochelle Gwerm	there is an icicle right there as well squeeze but no charge
Navaya	yeah he can step around that
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. He can stand there without being too messed up. That other icicle is literally blocking the hallway.
Red Redford	do these things have reach
Drufle (GM)	Yep.
Navaya	yeah I was hoping I was far enough away
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+12( 18 )+12 = 30 rolling d20+7 ( 19 )+7 = 26 rolling d20+6 ( 19 )+6 = 25 Um. Wow.
Rochelle Gwerm	all hits
Drufle (GM)	Second is a crit threat... rolling d20+7 ( 6 )+7 = 13 Nope. Just three hits.
Aerlin	talented fella
Rochelle Gwerm	bring it one on typos
Drufle (GM)	rolling 7d6+18( 6 + 4 + 1 + 5 + 3 + 2 + 4 )+18 = 43 There you go. Take your 2 hp back from end-of-round. Red!
Red Redford	hello its me
Navaya	blast the fucker
Rochelle Gwerm	"I FEEL NO PAIN, MORTAL BULL"
Red Redford	"Hello Mr. Minotaur, it's murder time." "Loose!" 2 light rays 821 ranged touch (5],4) 2 light rays 1514 ranged touch (6],6) 2 light rays 1421 ranged touch (3],2)
Rochelle Gwerm	nice
Drufle (GM)	Uhhhh, ok, 21 total. He is very annoyed by this. Radiance next?
Red Redford	i swift action to bane and full attack
Drufle (GM)	Uh oh.
Red Redford	i surge that roll
Rochelle Gwerm	you can't
Drufle (GM)	Surges can't break nat 1's.
Rochelle Gwerm	Ghesh already tried that
Red Redford	oh its 1 lmao
Drufle (GM)	Roll it again.
Red Redford	didnt see
Drufle (GM)	To not horribly fail.
Red Redford	rolling 1d20+12( 1 )+12 = 13
Drufle (GM)	...
Navaya	oh
Red Redford	LMAO
Rochelle Gwerm	pffffft
G'hesh Nhot	woops
Drufle (GM)	How about uh. Gimme another one.
Rochelle Gwerm	that is very bad
Aerlin	Red fuckin explodes.
Rochelle Gwerm	roll to not fail exceedingly terribly
G'hesh Nhot	lmao
Navaya	shoot himself in the foot
Red Redford	rolling 1d20+12( 2 )+12 = 14 are you fuckin kidding me
Drufle (GM)	Are you having a laugh?
Navaya	I sure am
G'hesh Nhot	yes i am
Rochelle Gwerm	the dice are finally just done with this fight
Drufle (GM)	Boy, I hope you're ready for things to go hilariously wrong for Red.
Rochelle Gwerm	the bow turns into a minotaur
Navaya	better now than when there were seven guys
Red Redford	the succubus appears and cuts red in half
Rochelle Gwerm	I don't think cutting you in half is what she would do
Drufle (GM)	Gosh, uh... This is pretty bad. Alright, I got it.
Red Redford	does does the second one hit is taht possible
Rochelle Gwerm	don't you dare shoot me in the back
Drufle (GM)	It does :P
G'hesh Nhot	lmao
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle takes 30 damage!
Rochelle Gwerm	no explain it
Navaya	whoops
Rochelle Gwerm	because I'm not marking it down without a VERY good explaination
Navaya	RP this buisiness lighten up you're not dead
Drufle (GM)	The leftover insubordination aura from the Thoxels snuck its way into Red's mind when he was focused on the Minotaur, and his arrow just happened to swing a bit too far to the right.
Rochelle Gwerm	that's more than a crit
G'hesh Nhot	miss fire cause the bow to jump and you now have an arrow pocking out of your shoulder
Drufle (GM)	Right into Rochelle's head. Actually, you're right, let's make it 20.
Rochelle Gwerm	the hardest part of her body...
Drufle (GM)	Instead of 30.
Red Redford	"(o_0)"
Drufle (GM)	A maximized crit instead of a maximized double crit.
Aerlin	Fantastic.
Navaya	"what's happening? there's a pile of bodies in front of me"
Rochelle Gwerm	"HHHRRAAAAAAGH!!!"
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, Navaya!
Rochelle Gwerm	"WHO DID THAT!!?"
G'hesh Nhot	still fucking hillarious
Navaya	ohjeez
Red Redford	"Wh"
Drufle (GM)	(he has like 10 hp just stab him or something) Rochelle Gwerm reaches up and tears the arrow out of her head
G'hesh Nhot	the one with the bow maybe?
Aerlin	You know what you must do Red. Lie.
Red Redford	roche got lobotomized
Navaya	ok
Red Redford	shes lawful good now
Navaya	so not a ray of frost
Drufle (GM)	pfffft
Navaya	:p
G'hesh Nhot	i can throw a sword
Drufle (GM)	Ray of frost might be a bit too weak. Rochelle Gwerm snaps the arrow in half in her hand Red Redford:
G'hesh Nhot	past roch
Aerlin	If you don't finish it I can just magic missile.
Rochelle Gwerm	I don't think you can convince her otherwise, buddy
Aerlin	Don't waste any MP at least.
Navaya	oh I can doo that too
Rochelle Gwerm	she's not in a Sensible state
G'hesh Nhot	is she ever?
Navaya	rolling 2d4+2( 4 + 4 )+2 = 10
Rochelle Gwerm	yes
Navaya	woohoo!
Drufle (GM)	Well, speak of the devil. Navaya uses her magic missle wand
Rochelle Gwerm	shockingly Ghesh, she's not as single-minded as the dragon is
Drufle (GM)	That took quite a while.
G'hesh Nhot	wow Rochelle Gwerm turns to Red, her three eyes glowing with ruby rage
Rochelle Gwerm	"WHY!!?"
G'hesh Nhot	but we did do 2 combats at once without splitting the party up
Red Redford	"I-I don't know what happened back there."
Navaya	"hey everybody how're we doi-OH GOD WHAT HAPPEND TO YOUR HEAD"
Red Redford	"It's an accident!" Rochelle Gwerm:
Red Redford	"Let me...uh patch you up."
Aerlin	"Are you well, Ghesh?" Rochelle Gwerm grabs Red and starts shaking him around
Rochelle Gwerm	"I AM NOT A BULL"
Red Redford	where is the heal
G'hesh Nhot	not bad good fight 89/112
Aerlin	"Did you see my cool punch?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"I AM A ROCK. DIFFERENT!!"
Drufle (GM)	Heal check is under Survival, if that's what you're asking.
Red Redford	"I know that! It's just this thing has a mind of its own."
G'hesh Nhot	not bad for 4 demons
Aerlin	"I thought you would enjoy that." Rochelle Gwerm shakes Red harder
Rochelle Gwerm	"GET BETTER BOW" Navaya: I cast this on roch Rochelle Gwerm: nope
Red Redford	"It's like a little dog, and it doesn't like you I guess?"
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Rochelle Gwerm	no you don't
Navaya	darn
Aerlin	Why have you never used that before
G'hesh Nhot	where is red?
Navaya	because you always do it first!
Red Redford	tada
Aerlin	That's...fair.
Drufle (GM)	Hiding under a lantern archon. His favorite spot.
Navaya	"alright alright, heals time"
Red Redford	"Archons please help."
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh activates defender mode Rochelle Gwerm is still holding Red Navaya:
Rochelle Gwerm	she's not hurting him, she's just carrying him now
Navaya	the arrow pops out her head harmlessly
Rochelle Gwerm	"WALKING PRIVILEGES REVOKED" the arrow was already out
G'hesh Nhot	lmao
Rochelle Gwerm	she tore it out
Drufle (GM)	You should roll the hp, Navaya.
Navaya	the hole heals up
Drufle (GM)	2d8+8 and all that.
Red Redford	"A-Are you gonna carry me like this for the whole trek."
Rochelle Gwerm	also I end my bloodrage, but Rochelel is still in a huff
Navaya	rolling 2d8+8( 2 + 5 )+8 = 15
Rochelle Gwerm	"YES...Yes I am"
Navaya	sorry I thought that five was the number Rochelle Gwerm tucks Red under her arm
Red Redford	"O-ok."
Drufle (GM)	Put him on your shoulders!
Navaya	no that's romantic
Drufle (GM)	Eh, fair.
Rochelle Gwerm	that's not secure enough
Red Redford	bridal carry
G'hesh Nhot	so he cannot shoot you in the head again.....
Drufle (GM)	Carry him like Ride Machamp.
Red Redford	"Ok how about this, I scout this time."
Rochelle Gwerm	43/106 hp hrm "You scout NOWHERE"
Navaya	is that with the heal?
Red Redford	"So I'm at the most risk of dying!"
Drufle (GM)	Is that 43 including the 15 Navaya gave you?
Navaya	also kinda wanting to stop now it's 3am
Rochelle Gwerm	"Nope. Not trusting you" "You are irr--ira--Irresponsible"
Drufle (GM)	(by the way theres no loot in these rooms so dont bother looking)
Red Redford	i spend 1 mp to add +20 to my influence roll
Drufle (GM)	pfffft.
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah that 43 includes the 15 Red Redford:
Navaya	"I'd intervene but this is too fun"
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle, you can't argue with a 44.
G'hesh Nhot	lmao
Drufle (GM)	It's very convincing!
Rochelle Gwerm	I can if I don't listen I mean you suuuure about this
G'hesh Nhot	stubborn
Rochelle Gwerm	you know how she'll let you go, right?
Navaya	carries red offscreen iris out on daha
Drufle (GM)	Navaya's right though, we oughta head to bed.
Rochelle Gwerm	alright fine "Hrrrrmmmm...I hate you..."
Aerlin	I have a wand I can top you up.
G'hesh Nhot	what a way to end a session of what could have been alot worse Rochelle Gwerm hurls Red into room F16
Red Redford	"I forgive you."
Rochelle Gwerm	"DO YOUR SCOUTING"
Navaya	yeah that was some good fightin
Red Redford	loot? loot?
Drufle (GM)	None.
Navaya	"WHAO"
Red Redford	also i forgot the other treasure in the one room
Drufle (GM)	Not a copper.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Where is that heally staff?"
G'hesh Nhot	wouldnt red have hit the wall
Navaya	"watch where you're throwing guys, girl!"
Red Redford	frost rapier and
Drufle (GM)	Frost rapier and boots of elvenkind.
G'hesh Nhot	roch is very strong?
Red Redford	yeah that
Navaya	yes I put them inn the bag
Rochelle Gwerm	yes, yes she is
Red Redford	what do
Drufle (GM)	The boots?
Navaya	it's the comic denouement
Drufle (GM)	I think the boots are just +5 to acrobatics.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Aerlin? Do you have a healing wand?"
G'hesh Nhot	ooooooh
Aerlin	"Stay still, please."
G'hesh Nhot	do they fit dragon?
Navaya	also I love how red didn't have the archons try to free him
Rochelle Gwerm	"I hate this place..."
Red Redford	these arent a from a dead guy are they
Drufle (GM)	They are medium, so yes.
Aerlin	rolling 5d8+5( 1 + 4 + 8 + 8 + 6 )+5 = 32
Drufle (GM)	Uh..... maybe.
Red Redford	they cant do anything but laser
Drufle (GM)	I'm heading out now.
Red Redford	thats all they know
Drufle (GM)	See you guys tomorrow!
Aerlin	How do you feel?
G'hesh Nhot	night
Red Redford	bey
Rochelle Gwerm	thank you
Navaya	tell me about the sword later!
Rochelle Gwerm	G'night everyone sorry about throwing red
Aerlin	I can do more if needed.
Navaya	nighty
Rochelle Gwerm	"...better"
Aerlin	You have too much HP. Cut that out.
Rochelle Gwerm	never I can never have enough HP
Aerlin	I'm gonna need more wands...
Rochelle Gwerm	76/106 *75
Aerlin	We have some potions too, surely.
Red Redford	not a scratch on me i think
Rochelle Gwerm	we can get wands later once we deal with this citadel I'm pretty sure you have a scratch from being hurled
Red Redford	rolling 1d6( 3 ) = 3
Aerlin	In that giant backpack you're carrying
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm sure I do for now I need to go eat though
Aerlin	Well, til next time.