Drufle (GM)	Alright, I think we're starting to push the boundaries here. A full hour is a bit much when we only usually play for 3 hours anyway.
Navaya	yeah
Aerlin	cant be much to miss anyway
Navaya	sorry that this session was a bust, sam :(
Drufle (GM)	You guys can try and tackle the Building yourself, if you want. Or you can go sleep at a reasonable time.
Aerlin	i mean if we're just fighing we should progress all this cave dust is giving me a cough
Drufle (GM)	There's literally only the one encounter in this building.
Aerlin	well lets at least do that maybe G'hesh Nhot want fight
Drufle (GM)	If you guys are up to it, you can just quickly power through it. Alright then, mini-session it is.
Navaya	less give it a go
Drufle (GM)	So we're back here in front of this rather suspicious-looking building.
Navaya	"Hokay. glowy building underground. I'mma not touch that."
Aerlin	"Let me check for any magic."
Drufle (GM)	It's about 20 feet tall in a 30 feet cave, and there's a 10 foot tall carving of a hammer on the front facade.
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Aerlin	I'll cast Detect Magic Just around the general area of this building.
Drufle (GM)	There's something coming from inside, but nothing out here.
Aerlin	"There's something inside, for sure. Can't tell what." "I do see an entrance on the left there, though." (I assume the white thing is that, right)
Navaya	"Hey, let the tough dudes through first!"
Anevia Tirablade	"Well, alright, I think I'll keep watch out here with Vash and, uh, the grump."
Drufle (GM)	That is a door, yes.
Aerlin	"I will follow close behind." "Rochelle, would you lead?"
Navaya	"If the ceiling's gonna collapse on anyone, better the big bastards rather than you, eh?"
G'hesh Nhot	I wanna go Rochelle Gwerm nods and moves towards the door.
Aerlin	"G'hesh, you look eager." G'hesh Nhot go's for door
G'hesh Nhot	fight Rochelle Gwerm steps aside from the door.
Aerlin	I'mma stand hereish. G'hesh Nhot goes in
Drufle (GM)	You're the, uh, pinkish dragon lady, by the way.
G'hesh Nhot	YAY
Aerlin	yeah drag that around
Drufle (GM)	No proper pog as of yet. So you get that figure.
Aerlin	fling it into the void In we go.
Drufle (GM)	Well, the door actually appears to be stuck. It's a large, old stone door that seems to have shifted a bit in the tremors. You'll need to make a STR check to break it down.
Aerlin	G'hesh and Rochelle should both try, then.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20( 1 ) = 1 ....
Drufle (GM)	Oh.
Navaya	hm
Drufle (GM)	Um.
G'hesh Nhot	woops headbut
Drufle (GM)	Nhot seems to have no idea how doors work.
G'hesh Nhot	low IQ
Aerlin	does it slide up? all the doors in doom do that Rochelle Gwerm sighs and pushes Nhot to the side to attempt the door. Rochelle Gwerm:
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle just slams a fist into the door and it shatters into pieces.
Aerlin	Well, she is made of rock.
Navaya	"oh boy..."
Aerlin	Or something. "Impressive!"
Drufle (GM)	Inside is a little antechamber, with a small basin of water with another image of a hammer above it.
Aerlin	Another? DId we see one before?
Drufle (GM)	Yes, the giant one on the front of the building.
Aerlin	I might have missed that.
Navaya	can I make some sort of knowledge check on this image
Aerlin	Oh.
Navaya	it was over the lintel
Drufle (GM)	Of course! I'll give you a hint, it's a religion check. G'hesh Nhot doesn't know whats going on
Navaya	ok
Aerlin	I'll do so as well, then. I got 25. Navaya:
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez.
Navaya	pfft "I have no idea what these things are."
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin, this is a symbol of Torag, the LG god of dwarves and craftsmanship.
Navaya	"it's a block of someting on a stick??"
Drufle (GM)	That water in the front is holy water.
Aerlin	I say that.
Navaya	"Oh, that's a thing I've heard of!"
Anevia Tirablade	"Torag..."
G'hesh Nhot	I hate dwarfs
Aerlin	"A good omen, given the less than Good events we've been through."
Aravashnial	"Strange for a temple of sorts to be so far underground, hm?"
Aerlin	By the way, is the magic I detected in this room? Or the one up ahead?
Drufle (GM)	Yes, but there's quite a lot more in the room ahead. Holy water is inherently magical, though.
Navaya	"aw damn, I have no empty bottles" "why did I even make all this poison!?" G'hesh Nhot goes to drink water
Aerlin	"I also lack a container." "Well, I guess the body is a container..."
G'hesh Nhot	hmmmmm
Aerlin	"Hey, if we spot any demons, spit on them, won't you?"
Aravashnial	"I have a few vials, if you wish to take this water with you."
G'hesh Nhot	hhhm
Aerlin	"Yes, thank you, Vash." Righto, we got the water. Aravashnial kinda fumbles in his pockets and holds out a couple of glass vials.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Right, door time!" Rochelle Gwerm yanks out her giant great club and very slowly opens- I'm kidding she kicks the door down.
Aerlin	You didnt even try to open that one.
Drufle (GM)	That one wasn't stuck.
Navaya	"yer a master of the subtle arts"
Aerlin	Oh boy. A person. G'hesh Nhot wants fight
Drufle (GM)	Inside the room is full of broken pews and benches, and a skeletal figure stands at an altar on the other side of the room. G'hesh Nhot points to person
G'hesh Nhot	mine
Navaya	"hey I ain't complainin'"
Drufle (GM)	It's a dwarven figure covered in robes, and it shrieks when it sees you enter. G'hesh Nhot roars
Drufle (GM)	Initiative, everyone.
Aerlin	G'hesh, you should move up
G'hesh Nhot	.......
Aerlin	next to rochelle here
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+6( 9 )+6 = 15 Fast skeleton. Navaya:
Aerlin	i got 17!
Navaya	faster usses
G'hesh Nhot	which one again Drufle (GM):
Navaya	ahahaha
Drufle (GM)	Yikes. People are fast today. Well. Most of you.
G'hesh Nhot	yay but I still cant find me or my glasses
Drufle (GM)	Alright, Red first!
Navaya	:(
Drufle (GM)	He can only make it up into here. So he'll have to end his turn there.
Navaya	you're next to the west corner of the antechamber
Drufle (GM)	Navaya is next.
Aerlin	Bit crowded...
Navaya	aight I'mma stay here and cast guidance on Rochelle
Drufle (GM)	Alright. Then it's Rochelle! HRARG CHARGE ATTACK
Navaya	"BOOM shaka-laka! Yer god loves ya! use it well!"
Aerlin	"Those are some interesting holy words." "Oh, there she goes." Drufle (GM): Oh nuts.
Navaya	"I'm self-taught mostly whaddy'a espect
Drufle (GM)	She actually way missed.
Navaya	did you use that +1 yet
Drufle (GM)	I mean, that brings it up to 10. Which is not close to the dude's AC.
Aerlin	"I understand, I am also self-taught, in some sense."
Navaya	well you gotta mention it before you attack so you haven't used it lucky you
Aerlin	"Although I've since learned the proper names for spells."
Drufle (GM)	Uh, ok. Rochelle Gwerm totally whiffs her over-the-altar charge.
Drufle (GM)	Whelp. Aerlin!
Navaya	"+1 competence bonus on a single attack roll, saving throw, or skill check. It must choose to use the bonus before making the roll to which it applies"
Aerlin	Hmm... Guess I'm firing into melee here.
Drufle (GM)	Yeah I know, I was planning on using it on that attack. You are, yes. So -4 if you're using your spears.
Aerlin	Might as well try!
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead.
Aerlin	that's...8+5-4 nope
Drufle (GM)	Not close, my dude. The skeledwarf!
G'hesh Nhot	can I reach with a move or charge?
Drufle (GM)	You have to have a straight line for a charge.
Navaya	she is technically meant to be in the building btw she drank the water
Drufle (GM)	Oh.
G'hesh Nhot	sorry I was sking who I was
Navaya	thar
Drufle (GM)	Then yeah, I suppose you could. The skeledwarf goes for a claw attack! rolling d20+4 ( 11 )+4 = 15 rolling d20+4 ( 15 )+4 = 19 Oh dear. Both hit, so...
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d4+2( 4 + 4 )+2 = 10 Ok, that's just kinda dumb.
G'hesh Nhot	ouch
Aerlin	Oh dear.
G'hesh Nhot	?
Navaya	4 hp left
Drufle (GM)	And now for the Fort save.
G'hesh Nhot	oh Drufle (GM): I Really?
Navaya	hora is going to be so mad with you
Aerlin	Distressing.
Drufle (GM)	We're going to get hit by both attacks, roll max damage, and then a crit fail on the save? Well boy I sure hope Rochelle likes filth fever.
Navaya	this is our hubris
Drufle (GM)	Because she sure has that now.
Aerlin	jokes on you she already had it
Navaya	we didn't wait for golurk
Drufle (GM)	Luckily for Rochelle the onset for this disease is a couple of days.
Aerlin	What the heck does the fever do?
Drufle (GM)	So we don't actually have to worry about it... for now.
Navaya	oh its' awful
Drufle (GM)	I'd like to say it isn't, but it really is. 1d3 STR and DEX damage every day. It's fuckin' brutal this early on in the game.
G'hesh Nhot	oh
Aerlin	We'll have to take care of that then.
Drufle (GM)	So, uh, that's the skeledwarf's turn! That went literally as good for him as it possibly could. Nhot, your turn.
G'hesh Nhot	smash
Drufle (GM)	(and to think i was gonna put another one in here...)
G'hesh Nhot	can I walk up or do I need to run?
Drufle (GM)	Charge.
G'hesh Nhot	CHARGE!!!!!!
Drufle (GM)	So roll your normal attack with, uh, a +3 to hit.
Aerlin	I wonder if I can ID this thing.
Drufle (GM)	You could!
Aerlin	Does that take up an action or anything?
Drufle (GM)	Religion or Spellcraft, probably. No, it's a swift I think?
Aerlin	Alrighty.
Drufle (GM)	Regardless, let's have Nhot take a swing. I assume you're doing it one-handed?
G'hesh Nhot	sorry I open my sheet and lag
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, the sheets are a bit laggy.
G'hesh Nhot	yes
Drufle (GM)	I opened the sheet to your attacks, just click the black d20 next to Longsword (1H)
Aerlin	double click the top bar of the sheet near your name to minimise it saves reopening it
G'hesh Nhot	sorry my sheet is still loading whats the roll Drufle (GM): That one. Which actually hits, given the bonuses. Unfortunately, it only does 2 damage.
Aerlin	DR, huh?
Drufle (GM)	Yyyyyyup.
Aerlin	Might wanna try that scale.
Navaya	why are we fighting something with DR in the first mission
Drufle (GM)	Because that's what the book told me to do.
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Aerlin	We have the means!
Navaya	who wrote this crap
Drufle (GM)	And because it's supposed to be only CR 2. Anyways, Red! I'm gonna have him, uh.
Aerlin	His dog is lawful or something, right? celestial?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, I think I'll have to use the dog. Turns out Red does not have a single damaging spell.
Aerlin	Neither do I, techncially
Drufle (GM)	POOF Gotta find the dog page quick... G'hesh Nhot looks at dog
Drufle (GM)	It's a very shiny dog!
Aerlin	My options here are limited, so I'm going to move to heal Rochelle. When my turns here. G'hesh Nhot thinks about dinner
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4( 15 )+4 = 19 CHOMP
Aerlin	gogo
Drufle (GM)	rolling d4+4( 3 )+4 = 7 A good bite, indeed. Navaya's turn!
Aerlin	So did the DR apply there?
Navaya	hoo boy
Drufle (GM)	It did not.
Aerlin	There you are, then!
Drufle (GM)	I also want to remind the party that spells do not have the penalty for firing into melee. Navaya moves in and sees Rochelle just bleeding everywhere
Navaya	"Ugh, what t'hell did I miss?" Rochelle Gwerm is wobbling.
Aerlin	"I will heal you, Rochelle, one moment."
Navaya	whoops someone just erase that "you gonna get her? good" Navaya flies up a bit and casts Navaya:
Drufle (GM)	Uh, ok. rolling d20+2 ( 1 )+2 = 3 Oh.
Navaya	some good rolls here today ladss
Drufle (GM)	Geez what is up with my digital dice.
Aerlin	spent all the luck on the initiative
Drufle (GM)	Clearly. Roll double damage.
Navaya	rolling 2d6( 1 + 1 ) = 2
Drufle (GM)	He's too busy digging Rochelle's heart out of her chest to notice the snowball coming out of- really?
Navaya	it's a snowball
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, but, 2d6. 2.
Navaya	do you want me to try again
Drufle (GM)	No, no.
Aerlin	fort save!
Drufle (GM)	The dice have no interest in making this easy. And yeah, dude's staggered for a good while. He can only move or act. Now it's Rochelle's turn, and uh.
Navaya	"stupid bloody ice spells!"
Drufle (GM)	Time to 5-foot off the altar. And then just kinda wobble a bit more from all the poison and blood loss. Aerlin!
Navaya	meeddiiiiiiic
Aerlin	Cure Light Wounds That's 1d8+1
Drufle (GM)	Mhm.
Aerlin	8!
Drufle (GM)	Oh wow.
Navaya	yay!
Aerlin	Now let's roll...
Drufle (GM)	Almost back to full, there.
Aerlin	Spellcraft?
Drufle (GM)	Sure, or Religion, whichever's better.
Aerlin	That's...a 1+9
Drufle (GM)	Uh huh. Another 1, you say.
Aerlin	Yes,
Drufle (GM)	On a 20-sided die.
Aerlin	My head explodes.
Drufle (GM)	Right, that dude over there? Totally a golem.
Aerlin	Well I got the important roll at least.
Drufle (GM)	The dog only hurt him because dogs like bones.
Aerlin	"Some sort of bone golem, I'd say. How are you, Rochelle?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"I, uh, I think I'm fine? Thanks for the heal, anyway." Rochelle Gwerm is very much not fine.
Aerlin	"Now golem getem'."
Drufle (GM)	I like to imagine the NPCs just hearing all this shouting and exploding coming from inside.
Navaya	do any of them know cure disease
Drufle (GM)	Well it's the not-golem's turn now, and uh.
Aerlin	I got a 20 on that Jokes roll.
Drufle (GM)	I guess I'll attack Nhot.
Aerlin	Just so you know.
Navaya	good work G'hesh Nhot is ready
Navaya	YOU ARE NHOT READY
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4( 18 )+4 = 22 rolling d20+4 ( 2 )+4 = 6 Smack and nope. rolling d4+1 ( 3 )+1 = 4 And then I need Nhot to roll a fort save. Should be under Defenses.
G'hesh Nhot	can you. my sheet is @@@@ Drufle (GM): Oh WOW
Navaya	oof
Drufle (GM)	Found the 20, kids.
Navaya	does she reflect the disease back at him for that
Drufle (GM)	The disease wants nothing to do with that. Well, I mean, he's undead. He's immune to disease.
G'hesh Nhot	me feel no pain
Aerlin	You can definitely parry diseases.
Drufle (GM)	But I think he's rather intimidated now by how the nasty filth just rapidly deflects away from Nhot's skin. Nhot! Your turn.
G'hesh Nhot	2 hand
Navaya	smack him but good! Drufle (GM): ...
Navaya	AUGH
Drufle (GM)	Motherfucker.
G'hesh Nhot	SMASH
Drufle (GM)	Ok, well.
Aerlin	Aw man, I wanted to use Daze.
Drufle (GM)	I don't even know how to respond to that.
G'hesh Nhot	sorry
Drufle (GM)	We had like 4 nat 1's in the span of like 10 minutes.
Aerlin	It's fantastic.
Drufle (GM)	And then Nhot takes two nat 20s in a row!
Navaya	this is why I love this game
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, that skeleton is all hells of dead. Er, redead. Nhot just like
Aerlin	Bones fly everywhere the dog is LOVING it
Drufle (GM)	Splinters his body into fragments everywhere.
Navaya	"Sweet Sarenrae in heaven, Draggy!" Navaya claps G'hesh Nhot wonders where thing went
Drufle (GM)	He gets blown right out of the building. Rochelle Gwerm is kinda secretly respecting that.
Navaya	SOCIAL LINK GO
Aerlin	Can I make a Religion check on the remains? Figure out why it was here?
Drufle (GM)	Sure!
G'hesh Nhot	where toy go?
Drufle (GM)	I think Red would like to know as well.
Navaya	"You blew him up, dude!"
Aerlin	17+9 is 26 Aerlin Teaches Typing
Drufle (GM)	Oh, yeah you got it. G'hesh Nhot looks dissapointed
Drufle (GM)	That was actually a huecuva, a special kind of undead that forms when a religious caster rebukes their god shortly before they die.
Aerlin	"Who knew skeletons were not strongly put together?" "My...this is a tragic scene."
G'hesh Nhot	?
Drufle (GM)	Seeing the huecuva smashed through the wall, the NPCs come into the building.
G'hesh Nhot	battle not tragic
Aerlin	"Seems this person gave up hope before they died..." Anevia Tirablade looks seriously depressed about the situation.
Anevia Tirablade	"How awful..."
G'hesh Nhot	can we get more?
Aerlin	"Hopefully they can rest easy now."
??? Man	"Hmph! Serves him right for not remaining loyal!"
Aerlin	Any items around? Anevia Tirablade gives him a sharp glare.
Drufle (GM)	Uh, yes!
Navaya	"seein' what this cave's been throwing at us so far, you'll get more later, liz"
Aerlin	Maybe loot will cheer G'hesh up.
G'hesh Nhot	oooh shiny
Drufle (GM)	Ok, most of the loot was actually on the huecuva, but I'll say it's on the ground here.
Aerlin	I mean it probably got scattered
Navaya	it got knocked off him cartoon-style
Aerlin	LOOTSPLOOOOSION
Drufle (GM)	He had two more potions of Cure Light Wounds (CL 3), and a beautiful woven gold ring. A well-made masterwork warhammer lies covered in dust in the corner, long forgotten.
G'hesh Nhot	hammer
Red Redford	"Gee, this sure is kind of a mess..."
Anevia Tirablade	"Should... should we clean it up?"
Aerlin	"This ring looks rather nice." Wonder if its Magic!
Drufle (GM)	It's not. It is, however, worth 125 gold.
Aerlin	I throw it in the TRASH
Navaya	"These potions are almost as big as I am, can someone else carry these?" Rochelle Gwerm tosses them in the Infinite Bag.
Aerlin	I'll take the ring I guess. G'hesh Nhot swings the hammer a bit
Drufle (GM)	It's a nice hammer!
Navaya	(are you even proficient with those)
G'hesh Nhot	hammer
Drufle (GM)	Almost certainly. It's a weapon.
Navaya	hammer away then! G'hesh Nhot glaims hammer
Aerlin	"Have we perhaps earned your name yet, sir?"
G'hesh Nhot	(how big) ??? Man angrily stares at Aerlin.
G'hesh Nhot	?me goes to man
Navaya	(medium)
??? Man	"I wish only to leave these blasted caverns. I have no reason to become 'friends' with any of you." G'hesh Nhot goes to man
G'hesh Nhot	NAME
Drufle (GM)	Make an Influence check, based either on diplomacy or intimidate.
Aerlin	"You certainly know how to keep me intrigued. I love a mystery."
G'hesh Nhot	intimidate check
Aerlin	Let's see.. Drufle (GM):
G'hesh Nhot	please
Aerlin	15 - 1
Drufle (GM)	Is that high enough...
Aerlin	so 14. Aerlin is too blunt for convincing.
Drufle (GM)	It actually isn't!
Navaya	wow
Drufle (GM)	He is really, really stubborn.
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh wins ??? Man looks briefly troubled, but stands fast.
Aerlin	god i should really just charm him
??? Man	"I'm already paying you clods to bring me out of here. What more would you want?"
G'hesh Nhot	18 not good enough?
Aerlin	A hug...
Navaya	nop Anevia Tirablade sighs.
Anevia Tirablade	"Just, ignore him. He's not of any use to us complaining, anyway." ??? Man huffs and puffs.
Drufle (GM)	(the dc is actually 19 by the way, dude is REALLY willful) G'hesh Nhot tries to think
Aerlin	"Okay, then. In any case, we should proceed onward." "Come along, mystery friend." G'hesh Nhot gets a headache
Aravashnial	"I agree. We must make as much progress as possible."
G'hesh Nhot	more shash smash
Drufle (GM)	Alright, well, that took slightly longer than I thought it would.
G'hesh Nhot	2 hits?
Drufle (GM)	What a strange fight. Well, I mean.
Aerlin	i see u fkr
Drufle (GM)	He is totally shattered. Completely decimated.
Navaya	shoved in a wall
G'hesh Nhot	oh
Aerlin	yeah he better shatter
Drufle (GM)	What's left of his metal holy symbol is just kinda bent and cracked.
G'hesh Nhot	is the hammer better then my sword?
Navaya	dunno waht your sword is so v (' 3')v
Drufle (GM)	Considering you have Weapon Focus (Longsword)? No.
Navaya	well then
G'hesh Nhot	then hammer goes in my pack
Aerlin	masterwork gives you +1 to attack but not to damage i think?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Navaya	yeah
Drufle (GM)	Alright well, that'll be all for today then.
Aerlin	sadness
Navaya	well that went... okay
Drufle (GM)	I'll leave you guys to go sleep reasonably. Or, just, not.
Navaya	thanku
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, I mean, Rochelle still super has filth fever.
G'hesh Nhot	chears. this character is fun
Navaya	you'll have to break the awful news to hora at some point
Aerlin	this was the weirdest burger king ive been to
Drufle (GM)	You can cure the symptoms with that potion of lesser restoration, but not the disease.
Navaya	glad you're having a good time Sam :) eh?
Aerlin	It restores ability damage.
Drufle (GM)	Indeed.
Navaya	ok so it'll stave off the affliction but not cure it
Drufle (GM)	Yep.
Navaya	will she have this for the rest of the campaign...
Aerlin	Hopefully we're not in this cave much longer.
Drufle (GM)	(you are)
Aerlin	Phooie.
Navaya	well the thing is this is still just one day
Drufle (GM)	I believe I mentioned earlier that this cave comprises about 1/12 of the entire campaign.
Aerlin	I don't even see an exit from here... Better get digging.
Drufle (GM)	This was actually an offshoot from the main path. You guys technically could've kept going, but why would you?
Navaya	he was fine in here this was his home
Aerlin	because burger king is a hive of disease was this place like, built down here
Drufle (GM)	It was!
Aerlin	bit of an odd location
Navaya	well it didn't grow legs and walk!
Drufle (GM)	He originally built it, hoping it would bring him closer to his god's devotion. Because, you know, dwarf god. Underground.
Aerlin	Hmm, I guess so.
Drufle (GM)	Didn't turn out so hot for him. Alright, I'm gonna head out then.
Navaya	kay-oh
G'hesh Nhot	he's close now
Drufle (GM)	See most of you on sunday.
Aerlin	goodbye funky cave jams
G'hesh Nhot	see you sunday