Drufle (GM)	So here we are, at the big session 20
Aerlin	Is it big?
Drufle (GM)	Big in the sense that it's 20 sessions, and that's almost as long as our longest campaign ever. We won't get to have a session next week, but if there's one the week after, WotF will officially be as long as the entire complete SotDL campaign. Horanoven A.: Rochelle Gwerm : Full Power Greatclub Attack 35 vs AC Damage 33 2nd Attack 24 vs AC Damage 33 Type: B
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons
Navaya	oof
Aerlin	Evil campaign was 20 sessions apparently.
Horanoven A.	last one wait no that's not right
Drufle (GM)	Anyway. Last time, we had a minor run-in with two fights at once. It went surprisingly well.
Aerlin	We should just aggro the entire citadel.
Drufle (GM)	Mob train to spawn! Horanoven A.: Rochelle Gwerm : Full Power Greatclub Attack 18 vs AC Damage 33 2nd Attack 14 vs AC Damage 35 Type: B
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons
Aerlin	Yeah we got tanks.
Horanoven A.	right, this worked
Aerlin	That's what they're for!
Drufle (GM)	Alright, I actually gotta leave quick. Talk amongst yourselves for a bit.
Horanoven A.	oh noooo
Aerlin	Who gets to be GM when you're gone
Horanoven A.	I just finished my macros
Navaya	ok so health roll call
Horanoven A.	75/106 doing alright
Aerlin	I'm at full health because I make good decisions.
Horanoven A.	I'm at ~74% health so you can be at full health
Aerlin	Not picking melee was the good decision, see.
Navaya	rolling 2d8+8( 4 + 4 )+8 = 16 16 hp for you, rochelle
Horanoven A.	oh, thank you
Navaya	aerlin you say that but some of your finest moments have been when you've elected to punch something
Horanoven A.	I second that statement Rochelle Gwerm : Single Greatclub Strike Attack 34 vs AC Damage 13 Type: B
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons +2 while Bloodraging (Furious)
Weapon Notes	A large greatclub made of stone. Rochelle Gwerm : Full Metal Greatclub Attack 28 vs AC Damage 21 2nd Attack 27 vs AC Damage 23 Type: B
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons +2 while Bloodraging (Furious) Rochelle Gwerm : Vital Greatclub Attack 26 vs AC Damage 30 Type: B
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons +2 while Bloodraging (Furious) Rochelle Gwerm : Full Power Greatclub Attack 23 vs AC Damage 28 2nd Attack 23 vs AC Damage 34 Type: B
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons +2 while Bloodraging (Furious)
Navaya	oh nice Moves
Horanoven A.	my Moveset Rochelle Gwerm : Some Sword Attack 20 vs AC Damage 18
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons +2 while Bloodraging (Furious) I'll need version of these for Large Rochelle Navaya: Navaya : Caster Level Check
Check: 23 Class: Witch (Winter Witch) 5 Spell Pen Bonus 0 +8 when overcoming demon SR is is this right
Horanoven A.	is it? a +7 to caster level... shouldn't that be a +8? we're level 8 right?
Aerlin	The punches are calculated!
Navaya	yeah but I'm only 7 in my main class and 1 in prestige
Horanoven A.	oh right huh
Navaya	I don't think the thingy is calculating it
Horanoven A.	the prestige class stacks a bit, right so you're just behind one level
Navaya	questions for drufle
Golurk	im here
Horanoven A.	hi golurk
Navaya	or questions for golurk
Horanoven A.	welcome to the "waiting for drufle" show
Red Redford	"Who's Golurk" wait i shouldnt poke the 4th wall it might break
Navaya	"I golem I knew back home"
Horanoven A.	oi, get back on your side of the fourth wall
Red Redford	if red starts talking to me ill freak the hell out
Horanoven A.	you haven't summoned us yet...
Aerlin	"I sure love using my Android Smart Phone TM!"
Drufle (GM)	I'm back.
Navaya	hello pls help
Red Redford	drufle we broke the 4th wall
Horanoven A.	Aerlin no, leave that on this side of the fourth wall
Red Redford	now the party knows theyre fictional
Navaya	is my caster level stuff ok
Red Redford	theyre rebelling against their human creators
Aerlin	Aerlin punches a hole in magic, reversing time by about 30 seconds.
Horanoven A.	I tried to stop it, Drufle Navaya brandishes her character sheet
Aerlin	"Hmm." "I feel chilly."
Drufle (GM)	Uh, it should be a +8, yes. If the sheet isn't calculating properly, just add a 1 in.
Red Redford	"Wait, how do I signal you when I find something?"
Navaya	ok
Aerlin	Where is Red going
Drufle (GM)	Scouting!
Aerlin	Is this recon
Rochelle Gwerm	he is trying to appease the angry rock lady
Navaya	oh wait when did I prestige? at level 5?
Aerlin	Dang, stealth!
Drufle (GM)	Something like that, yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Don't die" "That's a good start"
Red Redford	"Oh, I know."
Aerlin	I could send my arcane eye along with you?
Rochelle Gwerm	"Don't shoot me with arrows either"
Red Redford	"Come here. Lean closer, Rochelle."
Rochelle Gwerm	"No, getting stabbed in the back is bad enough"
Navaya	"GHESH GET BACK HERE"
Rochelle Gwerm	"I'm not getting stabbed in the face either"
Aerlin	"The yelling aids stealth, of course." Red Redford: default Red Redford : Brand
Spell Level: Inquisitor, 0
School: Transmutation
Components: V, S, DF
Range: Touch
Effects/Target: Creature touched
Duration: 1 day/level
Spell Resistance: Yes
Save: Fortitude negates DC: 17 Rolls Caster Level Check =15 Concentration Check +15 =20
Cast Defensively DC	15 Brand etches an indelible rune or mark of no more than 6 characters onto a creature, inflicting 1 point of damage. The mark may be placed on any exposed portion of the creature, typically the head or forearm. A brand can be hidden by clothing or removed by scraping it away (causing 1d6 points of damage), though the brand returns if the damage is healed. Spells Notes:+1 DC to conjuration spells
G'hesh Nhot	"BeerDeathFightMurder"
Navaya	stop playing to type!
Red Redford	"boop"
Rochelle Gwerm	what is this? "HEY!"
Navaya	I wanted a relaxing session!
Drufle (GM)	:P Fair enough.
Navaya	wel you can go
Aerlin	The doors thank you.
Navaya	just
Red Redford	"If that disappears, it means I dispelled it. Which means come over as fast as you can."
Navaya	in the same direction as the rest of us please
Rochelle Gwerm	where did you put it?
Red Redford	arm
Aerlin	Hey, Drufle, do these doors have keyholes or anything in them?
Rochelle Gwerm	"..."
Red Redford	"But stay behind me?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"I swear if this explodes"
Drufle (GM)	Many of the ones near the entrance did, but few do this far into the citadel.
Red Redford	"Don't be seen." who else can turn invisible...
Navaya	"hey erryone I'm gonna open this doo-oh! "
Aerlin	Hmm, okay.
Drufle (GM)	Don't worry Navaya, it's empty featureless room #35.
Red Redford	i open this a bit
Navaya	ok
Aerlin	We should just stay here anyway, while Red scouts. Red Redford: default Red Redford : Perception Check 19 ow nat 1
Navaya	red gets sand in his eye
Rochelle Gwerm	be lucky skill rolls can't crit in either direction
Red Redford	sees everything anyway
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, you don't hear anything from the doors at the other end.
Red Redford	oookay
Navaya	so druf I recall you said there was no stuff in F17 or 18?
Drufle (GM)	You haven't been in 18, so I cannot comment.
Red Redford	"No stay behind that door for now."
Drufle (GM)	Nothing in F17.
Navaya	16 sorry
Red Redford	peeko
Drufle (GM)	Nothing in 16 either.
Navaya	aight
Rochelle Gwerm	don't ya'll love empty rooms?
Red Redford	ooh neat
Aerlin	Aerlin is just going to study the architecture, or what's left of it.
Drufle (GM)	The architecture is actually quite nice.
Navaya	they're not empty! they're full of amazing yet ruined things Red Redford: default Red Redford : Perception Check 27
Navaya	just not stuff we'd want to carry
Drufle (GM)	The parts of it that aren't horribly disfigured, at least.
Red Redford	is this outside druf
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Red Redford	nothing here?
Navaya	no this is the indoor range
Rochelle Gwerm	which way is loot/action?
Drufle (GM)	You hear nothing from the doors or around the catapults.
Rochelle Gwerm	and which was is just Disapointment?
Red Redford	ok
Aerlin	Also, are Red's summons there still active?
Red Redford	"Coast is clear!"
Drufle (GM)	Probably not.
Rochelle Gwerm	those lanterns should probably be following him
Red Redford	"Get behind this door"
Navaya	"lovely views up here"
Red Redford	"Behind the door, Navi."
Navaya	"fine..."
Red Redford	peeko the hell is this spiral staircase?
Drufle (GM)	A set of seemingly little-used stairs lead up the turret.
Navaya	down stairs or up stairs
Red Redford	oh up
Aerlin	Why'd it have to be stairs...
Red Redford	how about the other way this a dead end ooh "Follow a me please, follow the voice."
Aerlin	"This is quite the view..."
Red Redford	"Now which way..."
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+11( 11 )+11 = 22
Rochelle Gwerm	"Up?"
Aerlin	I don't suppose I see anything of interest?
Red Redford	"Left?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"which way goes up?" "maybe the tower?"
Red Redford	you see a godzilla
Drufle (GM)	Not really; it seems almost bizarre how empty the surroundings are, now that you've demolished the entire garrison.
Red Redford	peek here a whole lotta nothing
Navaya	paladin cleanup crew already dug graves
Rochelle Gwerm	there's something painted on the floor Red Redford: default Red Redford : Perception Check 34
Rochelle Gwerm	that means its important somehow
Aerlin	These runes, what could it mean?
Drufle (GM)	F22 looks like it's furnished like a bedroom and study, but its inhabitants left quite recently.
Red Redford	drufle just tell me when its appropriate for my invis to run out harry potter lived here... "Want to check thsi room?"
Drufle (GM)	You find quite a lot of evidence that points to the previous owner being a cleric of Deskari of some kind.
Rochelle Gwerm	"What in the world happened here?"
Aerlin	"Ooh, a study."
Navaya	"ugh, bug stuff"
Red Redford	detect evil!
Drufle (GM)	There are faint evil auras in the area, but nothing seems to stick out to you as important.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Some fancy bloke holed up here, looks like"
Red Redford	hmm Daha aṭē checks under the bed
Red Redford	BOO
Rochelle Gwerm	"Didn't think rich folk would bother out here"
Navaya	how do I roll perception for familiar
Aerlin	"It's not very dusty in here, so I'd wager it's been used recently."
Drufle (GM)	Just d20+their per score.
Navaya	ok
Drufle (GM)	Probably not a macro for it.
Navaya	"it's prolly the uh, boss's bedroom " "of all these grody monsters"
Drufle (GM)	(also this other room down here is nothing)
Red Redford	peeko here
Aerlin	If there are a lot of books here, I'd like to look for spellbooks or the like.
Red Redford	wow its garbage
Drufle (GM)	No spellbooks, actually.
Red Redford	its all hentai
Rochelle Gwerm	darn
Red Redford	demonic hentai
Aerlin	"Oh no."
Rochelle Gwerm	is this the succubi's room?
Drufle (GM)	Furnishings remain, but it doesn't appear that any person effects were left.
Aerlin	"I must burn this."
Drufle (GM)	personal*
Red Redford	:p
Aerlin	"Oh no, it's immune to fire." "Of course."
Red Redford	"Let's go up, I guess." fwoop fwoop fwoop
Daha aṭē	rolling 1d20( 12 ) = 12 he has no ranks in perception it seems
Red Redford	what
Aerlin	There was no hentai, that's not canon.
Rochelle Gwerm	uhh
Red Redford	its +1
Rochelle Gwerm	where'd we go?
Aerlin	Demon hentai is immune to fire though.
Daha aṭē	10 in acrobatics, 10 in climb, 3 escape artist, 14 in stealth
Red Redford	its at the top
Rochelle Gwerm	"How'd these stairs get wider?"
Drufle (GM)	Shhh. Architecture. Dwarves.
Red Redford	where are we
Aerlin	"Looks the same to me."
Drufle (GM)	You walk quite a ways up the stairs, to near the top of the turret.
Red Redford	help im lost there peek again
Navaya	"oh, now this is a boss arena" Red Redford: default Red Redford : Perception Check 38
Drufle (GM)	The interior of the room is shattered and broken, and the entire northwest wall is open to the sky.
Red Redford	OMNISCIENCE
Drufle (GM)	There's a massive pile of treasure sitting in the southeast corner.
Navaya	DON'T TOUCH IT
Rochelle Gwerm	did somebody say...TREASURE???
Navaya	DETECT EVIL
Rochelle Gwerm	DETECT EVIL
Red Redford	detect evil! yes i know geez
Rochelle Gwerm	SPAM THAT EVIL DETECTION
Drufle (GM)	Uhhhh...
Rochelle Gwerm	EEEEEVILLLL
Drufle (GM)	Nope nothing evil.
Aerlin	You've all learned a lesson, I see.
Red Redford	its ok ill check it first
Drufle (GM)	Smells kinda bad though.
Red Redford	and ill touch it first i hope its cursed
Aerlin	Detect Smells
Rochelle Gwerm	10-foot pole Red Redford: default Red Redford : Perception Check 25
Drufle (GM)	Red immediately explodes.
Red Redford	rip
Rochelle Gwerm	we hardly knew ye
Aerlin	Aww daaang.
Drufle (GM)	No, it's just actual normal treasure.
Red Redford	ok my next character is a half demon half angle
Drufle (GM)	I wonder what would deliberately leave such a large pile of treasure in an area open to the sky...
Red Redford	with heterochromia
Navaya	"who in their right minds would just leave all this expensive crap here?!"
Aerlin	Detect Succ
Navaya	"OH" Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 19
Navaya	"guys we should leave now"
Rochelle Gwerm	I look up
Drufle (GM)	There's a bit of a floor still above you.
Red Redford	its the chimeras treasure
Rochelle Gwerm	I look out the window I dunno
Red Redford	clearly
Navaya	next stairs
Rochelle Gwerm	also Rochelle Gwerm smacks the rubble
Drufle (GM)	It's very real rubble.
Red Redford	whats the treasure drufle!!
Drufle (GM)	Alright, this is uh.
Red Redford	Blease
Drufle (GM)	Gonna take a while. Rochelle Gwerm glares at it before moving to the stairs
Drufle (GM)	I hope someone is writing this down.
Navaya	I'll be on bag duty
Drufle (GM)	Right, here we go.
Rochelle Gwerm	actually wait, I have the backpack
Red Redford	"I'm going to check if there are relics in here."
Aerlin	"Anything stick-shaped?"
Navaya	roch are you on bag duty or am I
Rochelle Gwerm	if we're going to waive physics the least we could do is keep distance
Aerlin	"Wand-y?"
Rochelle Gwerm	uhh you can put the stuff in the bag
Navaya	ok good
Rochelle Gwerm	its just that Rochelle is wearing it so it physically has to be put in it
Aerlin	You think we'd leave some of that stuff at base camp.
Navaya	I've got the magic scroll that transfers things to the bag open right here
Aerlin	Instead of making you lug it around.
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle is Strong
Navaya	we forget
Aerlin	What is there, like 20 swords in there?
Red Redford	"We have to obtain a Bag of Holding sometime."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Is this not one?" "It seems to be holding quite well"
Aerlin	"It's a bag. And it holds things..."
Drufle (GM)	A total of 15,194.28 gp in various coins, gems, and jewelry and scepters, a bag of holding mk 3 containing an entire small library of rare books that give you a +4 bonus on Religion (planes) checks (or you can sell them for 2000 gp), an empty blessed book, an efficient quiver currently holding 2 javelins of lightning and 19 +2 magical beast bane arrows, an earth elemental gem, a dose of silversheen, a potion of lesser restoration, a scroll of dimension door, a scroll of move earth, a flaming heavy crossbow, and ghost touch full plate.
Red Redford	"One that can hide a body."
Rochelle Gwerm	woah moment of silence so it doesn't go off the screen
Aerlin	oh that's a dot
Red Redford	speak of the devil
Aerlin	cripes
Drufle (GM)	I know people are going to ask about the magical items, so I'll describe them in a sec. By the way, this list is actually 100% unaltered from the book.
Rochelle Gwerm	Navaya did you get all that in the bag?
Red Redford	this is out amazon wishlist
Navaya	workin on it
Red Redford	*our
Aerlin	That's such a specific amount of money.
Drufle (GM)	So I think Aerlin will most enjoy the efficient quiver, and the blessed book.
Red Redford	whats a blessed book is that just a bible
Drufle (GM)	It's a spellbook that lets you copy 1000 levels' worth of spells into it without paying the normal cost.
Red Redford	neatorama
Navaya	COUGH
Rochelle Gwerm	well dange
Aerlin	Heckodang.
Drufle (GM)	It usually costs like 13k gp.
Rochelle Gwerm	a book of holding
Aerlin	I empty the quiver and give the arrows to Red
Navaya	what's the level on the restoration potion
Drufle (GM)	The javelins literally just let you cast the lightning bolt spell once at 5d6 damage. Uh, it's...
Aerlin	Interesting...anyone want those?
Drufle (GM)	CL 7.
Red Redford	"No thanks."
Navaya	I would be can I even lift them *but
Drufle (GM)	They're magic items. Auto-sizing.
Red Redford	bag of holding!!!
Navaya	good they're mine then
Rochelle Gwerm	yep, bag of holding
Aerlin	I'm also gonna put all my wands in here, of course.
Red Redford	"This is some nice loot, shame if anything happened to it." "Nothing tainted by evil at least."
Navaya	whats the level on the restoration potion druf
Drufle (GM)	Mark 3 has... 1000 lb content limit, 150 cubic ft, and weighs about 35 lbs.
Red Redford	"This treasure will help fund our campaign nicely."
Rochelle Gwerm	CL 7 he said?
Drufle (GM)	Already told you, Navaya. CL 7.
Navaya	ok
Drufle (GM)	Also the silversheen just lets you make a weapon count as silver for 1 hour. Nothing amazing.
Red Redford	"Okay! Let's get a move on after we've acquainted ourselves with these nice things."
Rochelle Gwerm	not useful against these enemies "That...is a lot of coins"
Drufle (GM)	I'll save you a bit of time by saying there's nothing of interest above.
Red Redford	"Ill check ahead you guys."
Drufle (GM)	It used to be a celestial beacon that would be used to summon powerful outsiders.
Red Redford	"There's nothing of interest above."
Drufle (GM)	Pretty broken right now.
Aerlin	I'll take the scroll of move earth
Rochelle Gwerm	what if we fix it?
Navaya	nothing we have the ability to fix?
Aerlin	If anyone else wants the dimension door one...
Drufle (GM)	I don't think any of you are even high enough level to cast the spells required to fix it.
Rochelle Gwerm	how do scrolls work? whats the limit on them?
Drufle (GM)	Gotta be on your class list.
Rochelle Gwerm	well shit I can't use it
Navaya	when you say "flaming heavy crossbow" do you mean "the crossbow fires flaming bolts" or "the crossbow is on fire"
Drufle (GM)	It fires flaming bolts. Although the latter is hilarious.
Aerlin	Gosh yeah, Move Earth is 6th level
Navaya	ok question
Aerlin	Demons would be able to use that though.
Navaya	1: would the flaming crossbow count as a Thing I Cannot Use Due To Elemental Bullshit
2	how's the damage die on a tiny version
Rochelle Gwerm	arn't demons immune to fire?
Drufle (GM)	Resistant.
Aerlin	We might fight a bear. You never know.
Drufle (GM)	A tiny heavy crossbow probably does, like, 1d3 damage? I'd have to check.
Aerlin	Sometimes it's not a demon...
Navaya	nevermind then
Drufle (GM)	Regardless, the flaming effect does +1d6 fire damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	what's a heavy do normally?
Aerlin	Can we do a Tiny Melee campaign Navaya:
Navaya	Strength
Check: 6
Aerlin	We fight Tiny Evil.
Drufle (GM)	Ok, a tiny heavy crossbow does 1d6. Navaya fails to even lift the heavy crossbow to throw it out the building
Rochelle Gwerm	that's not so bad
Red Redford	bugs life
Navaya	oh 1d6 is much better
Drufle (GM)	So 2d6 total, 1d6 of which would be fire. Rochelle Gwerm picks up the crossbow and puts it in the bag
Navaya	I'll keep it Rochelle Gwerm takes the crossbow out of the back and hands it to Navaya
Navaya	"yeeeee!"
Aerlin	So are the bolts magic, or do you need to load it with real ones?
Red Redford	"I hope that doesn't make you question your life choices up to now."
Drufle (GM)	You have to load it with normal ones. And they're set on fire.
Navaya	"nah I just want my cake and to eat it too!"
Aerlin	So you could put a magical bolt in there?
Drufle (GM)	Uh, yes.
Aerlin	It's an interesting option, at least.
Navaya	did you say what ghost touch plate does?
Drufle (GM)	Also I've moved everyone back here because there is only one more door that leads anywhere interesting.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Well I think we just got paid for this entire opporation"
Drufle (GM)	Uhhh.
Aerlin	"Do employers usually expect us to randomly find payment inside the dungeon?"
Drufle (GM)	Ghost touch armor's AC counts against incorporeal monsters.
Golurk	are we back at the entrance Rochelle Gwerm shrugs
Navaya	ah cool
Red Redford	where are we
Navaya	ghesh might like that
Red Redford	what is this place
Rochelle Gwerm	"I dunno, that's kinda how these job's have been going" "I didn't really do this beforehand"
Aerlin	It's where the minotaurs where
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, this is the minotaur room.
Aerlin	where oh where
Drufle (GM)	Also, Red's invis is definitely gone by now. Along with the lanterns.
Red Redford	"Okay, I'll keep scouting. Because you're my friends and I love you."
Aerlin	"Red! I can see you again."
Navaya	"aww!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Arrows are not love"
Aerlin	"You're beautiful."
Navaya	also we have 26,799.28 GP now
Red Redford	"I still love you Rochelle, even though Radiance does not."
Rochelle Gwerm	woo
Red Redford	what is this
Rochelle Gwerm	"Weapons don't do their own thing, Red"
Red Redford	door?
Drufle (GM)	It is a door.
Rochelle Gwerm	"That'd be...uhh...weird"
Red Redford	"I can hear it whisper."
Aerlin	Consider the door. What does it know? Red Redford: default Red Redford : Perception Check 31
Aerlin	What does it mean?
Rochelle Gwerm	"That is not a vote of confidence there, buddy"
Drufle (GM)	PEOPLE
Aerlin	It's monsters.
Red Redford	oh
Aerlin	That's what it means.
Rochelle Gwerm	roll initiative
Navaya	babababaus!
Red Redford	He
Navaya	I was hoping we'd fight these turkeys again
Rochelle Gwerm	bokababas
Red Redford	Hewwo
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+7( 1 )+7 = 8 Red Redford: default Red Redford : Initiative
Check: 31.15
Aerlin	Ow! My toe! Navaya:
Navaya	Initiative
Check: 24.08 Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Initiative
Check: 19.01
Drufle (GM)	A dwarven man is kneeling in prayer, as 3 babaus cackle over him.
Navaya	sorry
Aerlin	I hit my toe!!
Red Redford	have they spotted me default Red Redford : Stealth Check 16
Aerlin	Cackle cackle.
Rochelle Gwerm	I...missed the tracker again... I am sorry
Drufle (GM)	The man hasn't, the demons super have. G'hesh Nhot : Initiative
Check: 15.04
Red Redford	"I stick my head out the door quickly and mouth PLEASE COME HERE" without quote lmao
Rochelle Gwerm	full speed Rochelle is ready
Drufle (GM)	There we go.
Rochelle Gwerm	this doesn't look quite right
Aerlin	Did he roll 1 as well?
Red Redford	ok what do
Rochelle Gwerm	drufle thank you
Drufle (GM)	Dwarf boy rolled a 2.
Red Redford	starto?
Drufle (GM)	You're up, Red.
Navaya	detect evil on the dwarf man please
Aerlin	I should be last, then?
Rochelle Gwerm	spam lanterns and/or aurochs
Navaya	we're not saving another succ
Aerlin	Since i rolled 1
Rochelle Gwerm	can you crit on initiative?
Drufle (GM)	Oh right. Sorry.
Rochelle Gwerm	y'know what, lets just roll
Red Redford	i summon lanterns
Aerlin	I stubbed my toe, in the canon.
Red Redford	rolling 1d3+2( 2 )+2 = 4
Aerlin	Just as Red opened the door.
Rochelle Gwerm	four lanterns, that's good
Drufle (GM)	Where to?
Red Redford	"Formation!"
Aerlin	I missed these kettles. Are they kettles? The icons look like kettles.
Rochelle Gwerm	the wall of lantern
Red Redford	i move here wait i go back
Rochelle Gwerm	they're supposed to look complete different, but this is the best pog we could gind
Red Redford	i have LOS still
Navaya	they're like, the lanters you mount on a minecart
Rochelle Gwerm	*find
Drufle (GM)	I'm sure I can find better lanterns.
Red Redford	attack now
Drufle (GM)	But I like these guys.
Navaya	I've grown used to the kettle swarm
Red Redford	2 light rays 1715 ranged touch (6],4)
Drufle (GM)	Who are these beams gonna be at?
Rochelle Gwerm	they're pretty good at what they do
Red Redford	2 light rays 1113 ranged touch (5],3) 2 light rays 2114 ranged touch (3],2) 2 light rays 1719 ranged touch (6],3)
Rochelle Gwerm	mass focus fire
Drufle (GM)	Did you ping a babau? Right. All 8 hit.
Red Redford	damage?
Drufle (GM)	32.
Red Redford	did it died not yet ok ill shoot it too
Rochelle Gwerm	excellent damage, lantern buddies
Drufle (GM)	Uh, can you? Are you using AI?
Rochelle Gwerm	what is summon? oh okay
Drufle (GM)	Summon is standard, right?
Red Redford	oh! yeah
Drufle (GM)	Navaya, then.
Navaya	on it
Aerlin	Why don't they just lock the doors? We'd never get inside then. Game over.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'd just punch/melt them with acid
Navaya	"ohoh, these red rascals again!"
Aerlin	Why doesn't Baphomet just shoot us with a gun?
Navaya	"remember guys, these things have acid skin! don't hit them in melee, or your precious weapons'll get broke!"
Rochelle Gwerm	he wants to add his Str mod to the damage uhh shit can I not hit them?
Navaya	you can punch them if you want to preserve the club
Drufle (GM)	You can, but your weapon will take damage if you're bad at reflex saves.
Aerlin	What about her skin?
Navaya	or use one of our multitude of bag weapons
Red Redford	i thought youve fought them before
Rochelle Gwerm	that's kinda dumb, but alright
Red Redford	what did you do last time
Drufle (GM)	We did, during a cutscene.
Red Redford	oh right
Navaya	we skipped actually fighting them we were tired
Rochelle Gwerm	"Acid, of course its acid"
Aerlin	I looked so cool in that CGI cutscene.
Red Redford	what do
Navaya	GM next time can you just
Aerlin	You could use another weapon.
Navaya	have the enemies all bunched up together please and thank you
Drufle (GM)	:P
Rochelle Gwerm	my other weapon is a random sword but alright, its better than nothing
Red Redford	attac
Aerlin	It's hardly ideal, but at least the fourth guy isn't as bad. Navaya: Navaya : Snowball
Spell Level: Witch (Winter Witch), 1
School: Conjuration (creation) [cold, water]
Components: V, S
Range: 25 (25' +5/2 levels)
Effects/Target: 1 creature
Duration: instantaneous
Save: Fortitude partial DC: 16 Concentration: +16 Rolls Caster Level Check +8 =16
Original spell level: druid 1, magus 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, summoner 1, witch 1 You conjure a ball of packed ice and snow that you can throw at a single target as a ranged touch attack. The snowball deals 1d6 points of cold damage per caster level (maximum 5d6) on a successful hit, and the target must make a successful Fortitude saving throw or be staggered for 1 round. eh w/e
Rochelle Gwerm	we need to figure out his deal
Drufle (GM)	At who?
Aerlin	Bottom right.
Rochelle Gwerm	who rolled religion on these guys? what do they do?
Drufle (GM)	Thank you.
Rochelle Gwerm	what are they demons of?
Drufle (GM)	Make your ranged touch attack, Navaya.
Navaya	I just told you about the acid skin, I didn't think we needed to roll since we'd fought them before
Drufle (GM)	Babaus are like, murder demons.
Red Redford	demons of being covered in cum Navaya: Navaya : Ranged Attack
Check: 10
Rochelle Gwerm	huh
Navaya	balls!
Drufle (GM)	Ah. Roll again.
Red Redford	dont shoot me Navaya: Navaya : Ranged Attack
Check: 23
Red Redford	DO NOT
Drufle (GM)	Way not to crit fail. Next!
Navaya	phew
Red Redford	phew
Aerlin	pew
Navaya	so what did I not hit him
Drufle (GM)	It's a crit fail, so no.
Rochelle Gwerm	you avoided a terrible failure, instead getting just a normal failure
Navaya	a miss, not a misdire *fire we have limited spells per day, why are we even _allowed_ to miss
Red Redford	hello darkness my old friend
Drufle (GM)	201614 Uh oh.
Rochelle Gwerm	well then
Drufle (GM)	Dumb third boy. 16 Better. What's their AC, Red?
Red Redford	15
Drufle (GM)	So right two hit.
Red Redford	k
Drufle (GM)	One hitting topmost lantern...
Red Redford	17 hp
Drufle (GM)	rolling d8+2d6+7( 1 )+( 5 + 5 )+7 = 18
Red Redford	owie
Drufle (GM)	And one hitting bottom middle.
Rochelle Gwerm	2d6 a bane?
Drufle (GM)	rolling d8+2d6+7( 6 )+( 4 + 3 )+7 = 20 Nah, sneak attack.
Rochelle Gwerm	huh? how are they sneak-attacking?
Drufle (GM)	They're flanking.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh I get what feat these fuckers have
Drufle (GM)	So top right and bottom middle lanterns are destroyed.
Navaya	"shit!!"
Red Redford	"!!!"
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle, you're up.
Rochelle Gwerm	"You guys..."
Red Redford	"Despicable fiends." Rochelle Gwerm groans in fustration
Navaya	"pull out one of the MANY MANY things in your arsenal!"
Red Redford	youre in the other room Rochelle Gwerm drops her club and pulls out a sword, bloodraging and moving
Red Redford	how many actions...
Rochelle Gwerm	drawing a weapon can be used during a movement
Drufle (GM)	If you have a BAB of +1 or higher, yeah.
Rochelle Gwerm	Power Attack also
Drufle (GM)	Both bloodraging and dropping a weapon are free actions.
Rochelle Gwerm	I don't have a macro for Power Sword Rochelle Gwerm : Some Sword Attack 34 vs AC Damage 18
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons +2 while Bloodraging (Furious)
Red Redford	kthx for the clarification phew
Rochelle Gwerm	so a +1 total to-hit +13 damage from power attack
Drufle (GM)	Alright, make your reflex save against the skin. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Reflex
Save: 6
Save Notes	+2 to Will Saves against insanity and confusion
Drufle (GM)	rolling d8( 1 ) = 1 Sword takes 1 damage. Not quite a problem yet.
Rochelle Gwerm	no damn clue how much health the sword has
Drufle (GM)	I checked, it's 15 if it's nonmagical.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay
Drufle (GM)	When it runs out it becomes broken and you take a -2 to hit and damage, and can only x2 crit on 20s.
Rochelle Gwerm	still better than unnarmed
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, that's all.
Rochelle Gwerm	end turn
Drufle (GM)	G'hesh! Uhhh. Run, smack. Er. Maybe not smack.
Rochelle Gwerm	G'hesh is not fast
Drufle (GM)	I don't think she can get there in one move anyway.
Navaya	slow girl
Drufle (GM)	That's her turn. Pulls out demon-murdering sword.
Navaya	so who's this fool
Rochelle Gwerm	magic sword I bet he's a summoner you guys want to go non-lethal takedown?
Drufle (GM)	The dwarf stands and turns around, and shouts "You don't want to do this! Leave the citadel at once!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"WANT TO SMASH DEMONS"
Navaya	"We're committed now, sorry!" "manifest destiny! you wouldn't get it!"
Drufle (GM)	Ok, uh, Red make a fort save.
Aerlin	Question, did I use my cooperative defense wood power last time?
Drufle (GM)	Also, for future reference, the babaus do have DR. You did! Er. The babaus have SR.
Aerlin	Right, I thought so, I forgot to mark it off.
Drufle (GM)	They also have DR, but you already knew that. Red Redford: default Red Redford : Fortitude
Save: 25
Save Notes	+1 per adjacent ally (Shake It Off)
Rochelle Gwerm	god damn DR
Drufle (GM)	Alright, Red's fine.
Rochelle Gwerm	this sword is probably cold iron
Drufle (GM)	The spell fizzles out at him. The dwarf kind of shakes his holy symbol in annoyance.
Red Redford	"HMPH!" "Man of the faith, eh?"
Rochelle Gwerm	someone perceive him to see if he's like...insane or something or religion roll to see who he worships
Drufle (GM)	Either way, Aerlin's up.
Aerlin	I can do that.
Rochelle Gwerm	git it a shot give
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+19( 1 )+19 = 20
Drufle (GM)	Boy, good thing skill checks can't crit fail.
Aerlin	Well. I can't see him. So that's probably why.
Drufle (GM)	Move up like one square you ditz.
Aerlin	But...my toe hurts.
Drufle (GM)	:P His holy symbol is that of Droskar, a traditionally evil Dwarven deity. It looks pretty new.
Aerlin	His Will save is probably pretty high...
Rochelle Gwerm	new convert, wonderful
Aerlin	So I guess I'll use Deep Slumber on these demons?
Rochelle Gwerm	please don't nick us with that
Drufle (GM)	That's 10 total HD, right?
Aerlin	Yeah
Drufle (GM)	You can hit one Babau with that. They have 7 HD.
Aerlin	I'll take out the middle one, then.
Drufle (GM)	Will save it is.
Aerlin	Also, can I primal cast it?
Drufle (GM)	Uh, sure. That's 3rd level or lower, yeah?
Aerlin	Yeap.
Drufle (GM)	Then no concentration check needed. rolling d20+5 ( 17 )+5 = 22 Ooh. Hit?
Aerlin	18+3+3... So nope
Drufle (GM)	24, dang. That's crazy high. Zonk.
Rochelle Gwerm	that DC tho
Aerlin	That's my turn.
Drufle (GM)	Try not to hit him, he'll wake up! Red's up. And the lanterns.
Red Redford	It me! Cack
Rochelle Gwerm	hit the demon above us? err next to G'hesh
Red Redford	2 light rays 2018 ranged touch (4],4) 2 light rays 1916 ranged touch (6],5)
Rochelle Gwerm	so we can attack the dwarf
Drufle (GM)	So, the left guy gets AoO'd, right? For making a ranged attack in melee?
Rochelle Gwerm	5-foot step with that one, Red
Drufle (GM)	To where, the door?
Rochelle Gwerm	up they fly
Drufle (GM)	He can still reach if you move 5 feet up.
Rochelle Gwerm	what's their reach
Red Redford	idk
Rochelle Gwerm	I assume the lanterns are already up at least 5 feet
Red Redford	its a laser though
Rochelle Gwerm	why would they be at ground level?
Drufle (GM)	I mean it's 10 ft.
Red Redford	not exactly reliant on actions
Drufle (GM)	Alright, fair.
Rochelle Gwerm	is it a SLA?
Drufle (GM)	No, it's just a ranged attack, I think.
Red Redford	thank did it died
Drufle (GM)	Were those all aimed at the top guy?
Red Redford	yes
Drufle (GM)	He takes 19 damage and explodes.
Red Redford	booyah
Rochelle Gwerm	wonderful
Aerlin	Drufle, I think we forgot their SR, but also my SR check is 2d20k1 + 10
Red Redford	"Vengeance for the fallen."
Drufle (GM)	Oh right, SR.
Red Redford	"Now my turn."
Rochelle Gwerm	"VENGEANCE FOR CLUB"
Drufle (GM)	You can make that check if you want. Red Redford: default Red Redford : Radiance Attack 27 vs AC Damage 6 2nd Attack 19 vs AC Damage 7 Type: P
Ranged Notes	+1 to attack and damage rolls within 30 ft.
(DA	-2 hit, +4 damage)
Drufle (GM)	I'm pretty sure you can make it easily though.
Aerlin	What's the DC on that
Red Redford	oh fuck me i gforgot to say deadly aim and bane
Drufle (GM)	It's like 17.
Aerlin	rolling 2d20( 8 + 19 ) = 27
Drufle (GM)	Yeah I figured. Anyway. Red, are these aimed at the left babau? Or the dwarf? Left babau, right.
Red Redford	bb
Drufle (GM)	So deadly aim and bane, right?
Red Redford	yesir
Drufle (GM)	Second attack misses, first hits.
Red Redford	6 wait is it 2d6 or 1d6 i forgot
Drufle (GM)	2d6.
Red Redford	5
Drufle (GM)	So 17 total. Wait. 21.
Red Redford	22 ?
Rochelle Gwerm	21
Drufle (GM)	6+6+5+4 is 21. Oh wait. That second one actually hits.
Red Redford	pbs
Drufle (GM)	Oh, pbs.
Rochelle Gwerm	where'd that 4 come from?
Drufle (GM)	Deadly aim.
Rochelle Gwerm	ah nvm then
Drufle (GM)	Roll another 2d6, Red.
Red Redford	also bane adds enhancement bonus
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Red Redford	10
Drufle (GM)	That's what I remembered. 44 damage.
Red Redford	NICE
Rochelle Gwerm	damn
Drufle (GM)	The babau shrieks in pain as arrows just start melting its torso. Navaya's up!
Navaya	hmmm
Red Redford	"Have a taste of the light."
Aerlin	Dang, it's still alive?
Drufle (GM)	Of course!
Aerlin	Tough fellas.
Rochelle Gwerm	"IT TASTES TERRIBLE. SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE"
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle power attacked one and it didn't die.
Rochelle Gwerm	I wasn't using my super club
Navaya	how were we meant to fight six of these at level six
Rochelle Gwerm	super magical power
Aerlin	we had cutscene power.
Rochelle Gwerm	we were mega-buffed for that fight anyways, do a thing
Aerlin	Clearly you should coup-de-grace the sleeping one.
Navaya	does it have a chance to wake up on its turn
Aerlin	Nah he's out.
Navaya	then no
Aerlin	Unless his friend wakes him.
Navaya	I was hoping you wouldn't say that
Aerlin	Anyway, leave the finishing off to the melees.
Rochelle Gwerm	do something please, remember our time issue
Aerlin	They've got the highest damage after all.
Navaya	I'm going to try my slumber hex on the dwarf problem is I dont know what any of the dice rolls are for this he gets a will but against what?
Aerlin	Mines just my spell DC
Navaya	yes but that's a spell
Red Redford	your hex dc
Navaya	hexes are not spells I have that??
Red Redford	youve been a witch for 8 levels jebus
Aerlin	How has this not come up yet lol
Navaya	i only ever use healing!!
Rochelle Gwerm	dang navaya these are the kinds of things you ask beforehand
Aerlin	drufle will know he knows everything
Navaya	how was I to know we'd fight someone who MIGHT want to talk?!
Aerlin	he's also being really quiet
Red Redford	The save to resist a hex is equal to 10 + 1/2 the witch’s level + the witch’s Intelligence modifier.
Rochelle Gwerm	its probabaly something like 10 + half-level + Int mod
Navaya	right thank you red
Rochelle Gwerm	you should know how your class works!
Navaya	let's get on with this
Rochelle Gwerm	drufle?
Aerlin	I can sympathise with the caster here.
Navaya	I'll fucking get the rfucking sheet written out after this
Aerlin	There's a lot of stuff to remember.
Navaya	50 point font bold underlined
Rochelle Gwerm	he left
Drufle (GM)	Right, back.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay, dwarf rolls will
Drufle (GM)	Got it. rolling d20+9 ( 9 )+9 = 18
Navaya	a fail!
Drufle (GM)	Miss, I think.
Navaya	hex DC 20
Rochelle Gwerm	he slep
Drufle (GM)	Zonk.
Red Redford	bye fool
Aerlin	This is a regular slumber party. Rochelle Gwerm looks incredibly dissapointed Aerlin falls asleep.
Navaya	"Hey I'm happy"
Drufle (GM)	The babau pokes its sleeping pal.
Rochelle Gwerm	is that a standard action?
Red Redford	aw i was gonna cdg that
Navaya	you know I honestly thought he wouldn't bother demons don't have pals
Drufle (GM)	It's standard, I believe.
Red Redford	you dont know that maybe theyre friends from demon college
Aerlin	It is standard, yes.
Drufle (GM)	The babau also turns to the door and shrieks.
Navaya	oh boy
Red Redford	"Rochelle isn't taht ugly, you freaks."
Drufle (GM)	Second babau is now gonna full-attack Rochelle, I think.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I WILL KILL YOU AFTER THIS"
Drufle (GM)	212610
Navaya	with INIT as close as you two have it's not unreasonable to suggest you literally trade blows
Red Redford	"No indoor voice, that lady."
Rochelle Gwerm	last on misses
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d8+14( 3 + 4 )+14 = 21 Stab stab. Now Rochelle.
Aerlin	Keep in mind, all of our actions take place in the same six seconds
Red Redford	do babaus have SLAs
Drufle (GM)	They do, but they kinda suck.
Rochelle Gwerm	Full Attack, Power Attack
Navaya	weird
Rochelle Gwerm	I wish I had my fucking club what okay
Aerlin	How we have so much time to chat I don't understand.
Drufle (GM)	It's like dispel magic and darkness and stuff. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Some Sword Attack 22 vs AC Damage 18
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons +2 while Bloodraging (Furious) Rochelle Gwerm : Some Sword Attack 33 vs AC Damage 14
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons +2 while Bloodraging (Furious)
Drufle (GM)	They can also summon more babaus but that's very boring.
Rochelle Gwerm	+1 to hit +13 damage
Aerlin	Rochelle misses her club :'(
Rochelle Gwerm	I mean the -5 means nothing for that last one but eh
Drufle (GM)	Damage marked. Next!
Rochelle Gwerm	NO AI Rochelle Gwerm : Some Sword Attack 35 vs AC Damage 20
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons +2 while Bloodraging (Furious) Power attack, ya know
Drufle (GM)	Right, gotcha. Damage marked.
Rochelle Gwerm	I hate this fucker
Drufle (GM)	Now it's next guy. Next guy being G'hesh.
Rochelle Gwerm	G'hesh murder the babau also flanking
Drufle (GM)	Alright, sure.
Aerlin	You really do play berserker well.
Drufle (GM)	2H power full attack away!
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah its fun
Drufle (GM)	342416 First two hit, of course. Gosh, uh, damage...
Rochelle Gwerm	a crap ton
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d8+24+18( 6 + 3 )+24+18 = 51
Rochelle Gwerm	4d6 from bane, for starters
Aerlin	4 whole damage.
Drufle (GM)	Oh I forgot the bane damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	tack it on there
Drufle (GM)	Whatever he had like 8 hp left.
Rochelle Gwerm	murdered
Drufle (GM)	G'hesh's minimum damage takes off like half these guys' health. So, uh, no new will save for this guy?
Aerlin	I don't think so...
Rochelle Gwerm	he slep
Drufle (GM)	Righto. Aerlin's turn.
Aerlin	I'll just magic missile the demon.
Navaya	he's asleep for eight rounds
Aerlin	rolling 2d20( 1 + 20 ) = 21
Drufle (GM)	... Wow.
Aerlin	That's SR gone.
Rochelle Gwerm	wut
Drufle (GM)	That 2d20k1, though.
Aerlin	Yeah, 20+10
Drufle (GM)	Damage?
Aerlin	I'm just bypassing SR
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, but you still have to roll damage.
Aerlin	I'm gonna! I just have to look it up I'm forgetful :( rolling 4d4+4 ( 1 + 3 + 1 + 4 )+4 = 13
Navaya	pats serlin on back
Drufle (GM)	Damage marked. Is that all?
Navaya	aerlin serlin is a fraud
Aerlin	Hmm.. I'll move. Done!
Drufle (GM)	Righto. Southern door bangs open.
Aerlin	Oh, that door.
Red Redford	thats a door???
Rochelle Gwerm	those poor minos they stuck there
Aerlin	I didn't even see that one.
Drufle (GM)	A horrid dwarf coated in insectoid armor slams the door open, shouting angrily.
Aerlin	UGH.
Rochelle Gwerm	"MORE PREY!"
Red Redford	"Step on it!"
Aerlin	They're so LOUD.
Drufle (GM)	25 rolling d10+22 ( 8 )+22 = 30 The lantern is obliterated.
Rochelle Gwerm	he is now marked for death
Drufle (GM)	The minotaurs are just gonna kinda hang back. Not much they can do for now. Red!
Rochelle Gwerm	summon something tougher? we only have one lantern left
Red Redford	shrug
Aerlin	Guys...let's just shut the door. Lock it.
Rochelle Gwerm	its that or Rochelle goes down to tank
Red Redford	"Digivolve!"
Navaya	whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Red Redford	hound archon
Drufle (GM)	(can he do that) Oh, ok.
Rochelle Gwerm	(yes he can)
Aerlin	It's like that GIF from one piece where he pushes the zombie back into the grave
Red Redford	can we do that thats ugly drufle
Aerlin	I probably have a spell for that...
Red Redford	try again
Drufle (GM)	It's a celestial dog!
Red Redford	use the dog from undertale
Navaya	use a literal digimon I'll go look for one gimme a sec
Rochelle Gwerm	make sure the image is a square
Drufle (GM)	Just have the good boy make his full attack.
Aerlin	"Is this the power of divivolution..?!"
Red Redford	hold on mwk greatsword 22,(9) 20,(9), bite +3 22 (9)
Rochelle Gwerm	oh yes
Red Redford	it has magic circle against evil btw if that matters
Drufle (GM)	So +2 to AC?
Navaya	computer computer why must you be slow when I need you the most
Drufle (GM)	and +2 to hit?
Aerlin	Nah they're clearly Neutral.
Red Redford	https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/undertale/images/9/9a/Spr_greatdog_1.png/revision/latest?cb=20160222225321
Drufle (GM)	I'm going to assume it's a +2 to hit. That sounds right.
Red Redford	from the circle ?
Drufle (GM)	Is it only a boost to AC?
Rochelle Gwerm	it is "protection"
Drufle (GM)	And mind-affecting saves? Good point. Well if you have no bonuses to-hit, those all miss.
Red Redford	the shit what
Aerlin	Tanky boy.
Rochelle Gwerm	he's a fighter class, I bet actual dwarf, not demonic?
Red Redford	ok i use amazing initiative to shoot the babau
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead.
Red Redford	with deadly aim and bane
Drufle (GM)	Righto. Red Redford: default Red Redford : Radiance Attack 24 vs AC Damage 7 2nd Attack 27 vs AC Damage 7 Crit Confirm 19 vs AC Crit Damage +8 Type: P
Ranged Notes	+1 to attack and damage rolls within 30 ft.
(DA	-2 hit, +4 damage)
Rochelle Gwerm	OOOOOOOHHHH
Drufle (GM)	Shame that second attack doesn't count.
Red Redford	yeah
Drufle (GM)	Roll the 2d6.
Rochelle Gwerm	unfortunate
Red Redford	rolling 2d6( 5 + 6 ) = 11
Drufle (GM)	He gone.
Red Redford	BEGONE, THOT
Drufle (GM)	Navaya!
Red Redford	thats what the cool kids say these days
Rochelle Gwerm	buff the magic dragon?
Navaya	first question do these dwarves have anything to tell us or are they yet more nothing people
Aerlin	So like. Negative infinity...minus 2?
Drufle (GM)	They're both very important people, but angry scale boy isn't interested in talking. And other boy is asleep.
Navaya	alright
Rochelle Gwerm	we already have one of them
Aerlin	What if I turned on the charm?
Rochelle Gwerm	the less insane one, by the looks of it uhhh if this really is a fighter he'll have a poor Will save
Navaya	so the dog missed all the attacks on the scale man right?
Rochelle Gwerm	more AC than 22
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Rochelle Gwerm	though not much based on druf s questions Navaya:
Navaya	Evil Eye SPECIAL ABILITIES SourceWitch (Winter Witch) (5) Frequency 0/0 Per 24 hrs per target Range30 Duration3+INTmod rounds The witch can cause doubt to creep into the mind of a foe within 30 feet that she can see. Description
Navaya	The target takes a –2 penalty on one of the following (witch’s choice) AC, ability checks, attack rolls, saving throws, or skill checks. This hex lasts for a number of rounds equal to 3 + the witch’s Intelligence modifier. A Will save reduces this to just 1 round. This is a mind-affecting effect. At 8th level the penalty increases to –4.
Rochelle Gwerm	not that we'd know that as characters
Navaya	on the dude AC
Rochelle Gwerm	is that a -4 for AC?
Navaya	-4 due to being at leve 8 yes
Red Redford	take that bitch
Drufle (GM)	So, will save...
Rochelle Gwerm	lordy
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+11( 3 )+11 = 14 Rats.
Navaya	nyehehehe
Rochelle Gwerm	its better than expected by okay
Drufle (GM)	-4 to AC it is.
Rochelle Gwerm	can I grab something off the ground while running past it?
Drufle (GM)	Oh right, no more babaus. That sounds like a move action to me.
Rochelle Gwerm	right, nvm then Rochelle Gwerm rubs her hands together
Navaya	also your sword is fine because druf forgot to ask for more reflex saves
Rochelle Gwerm	*red acid leaks out from between them Rochelle Gwerm : Acid Hands
Spell Level: Bloodrager (Spell Eater), 1
School: Evocation [earth]
Components: V, S
Range: 15 (15 ft.)
Effects/Target: Cone-shaped burst
Duration: Instantaneous
Spell Resistance: Yes
Save: Reflex half DC: 14 Concentration: +11 Rolls Caster Level Check +8 =9 A cone of searing acid shoots from your fingertips. Any creature in the area of the acid takes 1d4 points of acid damage per caster level (maximum 5d4). Solvable materials dissolve if the acid touches them. A character can clean drenched items as a full-round action.
Aerlin	Gross.
Red Redford	Gross.
Navaya	"Roch what the fug"
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 5d4( 1 + 2 + 1 + 4 + 4 ) = 12
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+6( 5 )+6 = 11 So full damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	now AI again
Drufle (GM)	Congratulations on finding your first enemy without acid resistance!
Red Redford	"Well that's new."
Rochelle Gwerm	actually wait I used a move action nvm
Navaya	applause
Rochelle Gwerm	Fleet Charge
Red Redford	"I'm glad we're starting to get to know each other more intimately."
Rochelle Gwerm	stab power attack Rochelle Gwerm : Some Sword Attack 31 vs AC Damage 21
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons +2 while Bloodraging (Furious) hell yes
Drufle (GM)	21 it is.
Rochelle Gwerm	ya'll know how Power attack works does this thing really have DR?
Navaya	the armor
Drufle (GM)	No, I didn't include the power attack damage.
Aerlin	I'm sad that doggo wasn't changed to the undertale doggo.
Drufle (GM)	I'm a little too busy to change the pog!
Rochelle Gwerm	that should probably be included
Drufle (GM)	I included the damage.
Aerlin	Tsk...
Rochelle Gwerm	righto
Drufle (GM)	So uh.
Rochelle Gwerm	"AHAHAHAHA!!!"
Drufle (GM)	G'hesh is good out here?
Rochelle Gwerm	"TINY MAN IS NOTHING"
Navaya	ghesh will probably move to kill the dwarf cleric
Drufle (GM)	Doorway is kinda clogged.
Rochelle Gwerm	have her pick up a spear
Navaya	and I'll have to stop him or say "GHESH DON'T TOUCH"
Drufle (GM)	Nah, I won't bother doing dumb things like that. We'll just skip her turn.
Rochelle Gwerm	spear?
Drufle (GM)	What spear?
Rochelle Gwerm	babau spears?
Drufle (GM)	They dissolved.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh...
Drufle (GM)	Also they're made of acid.
Rochelle Gwerm	welp
Aerlin	So what weaponry does this fellow have?
Drufle (GM)	It's a big ol' spear, I believe. Aerlin's up now.
Aerlin	Hmm.
Rochelle Gwerm	buff or debuff
Drufle (GM)	Wait no, it's a glaive.
Rochelle Gwerm	or attack?
Navaya	i want the minotaurs to cut through him
Aerlin	I was gonna take his weapon off him.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh okay
Drufle (GM)	(not a great idea but you can try)
Navaya	why not strip the cleric so he has no spellcasting ability
Rochelle Gwerm	he slep though
Aerlin	He is asleep for 80 minutes.
Red Redford	80 days Aerlin: Aerlin : Pilfering Hand
Spell Level: Wizard (Primalist), 2
School: Evocation [force]
Components: S
Range: 45 (Close)
Effects/Target: One object
Duration: See text
Spell Resistance: Yes (Object) Rolls Caster Level Check =15
Aerlin	You create and control an invisible telekinetic force, manipulating it with either startling abruptness or careful deliberateness, allowing you to seize an object from an opponent or remotely manipulate an object. You can utilize this force to one of two ends. Abrupt Maneuver. You instantaneously attempt a disarm or steal combat maneuver against a target within range. Use your caster level as your Combat Maneuver Bonus, adding your Charisma modifier (bard, oracle, sorcerer), Intelligence modifier (magus, wizard), or Wisdom modifier (cleric) in place of your Strength or Dexterity modifier. This combat maneuver attempt does not provoke an attack of opportunity from its target, but casting this spell might. If you are successful, you pull the target object to you, and if you have enough hands free, you can catch it. Otherwise, the object lands in your square as if you dropped it. Careful Maneuver: You attempt a Disable Device check or a Sleight of Hand check to pick-pocket a target within range. This spell lasts as long as you need to accomplish the task, requiring your full concentration for that duration. Once you resolve the skill check, the spell ends. If you are successful on your Sleight of Hand check, you pull the target object to you as with an abrupt maneuver. The target gains a +2 bonus on its Perception check to notice the successful attempt.
Navaya	rounds, Aerlin my hex only does rounds
Red Redford	take his holy symbol
Rochelle Gwerm	he sleep till he circumnavigates the globe
Aerlin	Oh right, YOU put him to sleep.
Navaya	yeh
Aerlin	I just assumed it was me.
Red Redford	lmao
Navaya	this is why I don't do it :P
Red Redford	i did this you did this? i did this.
Aerlin	We've still got time, I try to take his weapon. That's...1d20+16?
Drufle (GM)	Make that CMB check then.
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+16( 11 )+16 = 27
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm
Drufle (GM)	Hit.
Navaya	nice
Rochelle Gwerm	well damn you have his glaive now
Aerlin	I got me a spear.
Drufle (GM)	Is that all?
Aerlin	I drop it because I don't use spears.
Drufle (GM)	Pffft.
Aerlin	Not these ones anyway. That'll do for now.
Navaya	stuff it in the quiver
Rochelle Gwerm	you have nicer spears than this
Drufle (GM)	So, I'm gonna flip a coin to see how big of a jerk I want to be.
Navaya	oh boy
Drufle (GM)	Alright, looks like it's jerk time.
Aerlin	I've wanted to use that spell for the longest time.
Navaya	OH BOY
Drufle (GM)	The dwarf snaps his fingers and the glaive teleports back to his hands.
Rochelle Gwerm	is that an action?
Drufle (GM)	Free action.
Aerlin	Woah, fancy!
Navaya	"no fair!"
Drufle (GM)	Now for the full attack.
Aerlin	"Hey!" "I mean, I know I was rude first."
Rochelle Gwerm	"CUTE TRICK"
Navaya	friggin keyblades
Red Redford	its the chance lance!
Drufle (GM)	32203534
Navaya	ow ow ow ow
Drufle (GM)	Well dang.
Rochelle Gwerm	shit
Drufle (GM)	There goes 2 of his MP, by the way.
Rochelle Gwerm	double shit
Navaya	he's a MYTHIC MAN
Aerlin	He's mythic!!
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+15( 10 )+15 = 25 Crit confirm?
Aerlin	What a tweeeest.
Rochelle Gwerm	triple shit
Drufle (GM)	I don't know your AC.
Rochelle Gwerm	not high enough
Drufle (GM)	Gotcha.
Rochelle Gwerm	buffs wouldn't save this
Drufle (GM)	That 20 is a miss though, is it?
Rochelle Gwerm	nope
Drufle (GM)	Oh. Well then. Here comes the pain train.
Red Redford	yowza
Drufle (GM)	rolling 6d10+54( 7 + 2 + 2 + 6 + 7 + 4 )+54 = 82 Kerchow. Rochelle Gwerm stumbles, but still stands
Drufle (GM)	If it makes you feel better, that's apparently literally all of his MP used up in one attack.
Rochelle Gwerm	"NOT. ENOUGH"
Navaya	good thing I healed you before we started huh
Red Redford	underreaction of the year
Drufle (GM)	For those keeping track, that was a full attack, then AI, then a sudden attack Champion power.
Red Redford	this is the tankiest tank, roach boy
Navaya	he REALLY wanted to win in one go
Drufle (GM)	He looks almost... impressed.
Rochelle Gwerm	how well off does he look?
Drufle (GM)	Him?
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah
Streak	Swap the other tank in, maybe.
Drufle (GM)	He's at like 2/3.
Rochelle Gwerm	how wounded does he look? okay
Aerlin	Ahem.
Red Redford	tag team
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah I think I'll have to tag out
Drufle (GM)	The minotaurs are just gonna lay back and watch. Top of the round!
Aerlin	So polite. At least someone has manners.
Drufle (GM)	Oh, wait. One second. Rochelle Gwerm slowly heals, her wounds shrinking with time
Drufle (GM)	Hey Aerlin, what's your touch AC?
Aerlin	It's 27.
Drufle (GM)	... What?
Aerlin	...Okay no.
Drufle (GM)	I mean, I almost believed that.
Rochelle Gwerm	you had him going there for a second
Aerlin	Mage armor doesn't count for this, right?
Drufle (GM)	No.
Aerlin	12, then.
Drufle (GM)	Armor, natural armor, and shield bonuses are all removed. rolling d20+11 ( 20 )+11 = 31 ... Cool.
Rochelle Gwerm	who did that?
Navaya	you do the "new round! oh wait there's this thing hurts us badly" thing so often I'm pretty sure it's deliberate
Aerlin	...Fucker.
Drufle (GM)	The dwarf!
Aerlin	I think I know.
Rochelle Gwerm	how?
Aerlin	Oh. I thought I got succ'd.
Rochelle Gwerm	he burned his entire round on me
Drufle (GM)	As he sweeps through Rochelle's flesh, he sends a hunk of flesh flying at Aerlin!
Navaya	what
Red Redford	ew!
Aerlin	Eugh.
Red Redford	"
Drufle (GM)	She is both sickened and blinded (due to the crit) for 2 rounds.
Red Redford	what the fuck!
Navaya	what
Rochelle Gwerm	"I CAN HEAL THAT BACK"
Aerlin	"Gah!" "EWW."
Drufle (GM)	Now it's Red's turn.
Red Redford	"SANITATION"
Navaya	_what kind of power is that_
Drufle (GM)	A mythic one!
Rochelle Gwerm	Clean Blade, I think?
Drufle (GM)	Yep!
Navaya	an EVIL mythic one
Drufle (GM)	By the way, he's a Champion.
Red Redford	5ft step
Drufle (GM)	If that wasn't obvious yet.
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah I figured tier one by the looks of it
Drufle (GM)	Anyone figured out his class yet? He's tier 2!
Rochelle Gwerm	oh
Drufle (GM)	He has to be, to have AI.
Red Redford	Full attack combo!
Rochelle Gwerm	he looks like a fighter
Drufle (GM)	Wrong!
Rochelle Gwerm	someone roll Local
Drufle (GM)	How about History?
Red Redford	inquisitor?
Drufle (GM)	Er, Society.
Rochelle Gwerm	Local identifies classes err, society in this yeah
Red Redford	mwk greatsword 14,(9) 5,(9), bite +3 10 (5)
Drufle (GM)	Well, both are under Society.
Red Redford	garbage garbage dog
Drufle (GM)	Yeah uh. All misses. Doggy, why.
Red Redford	"Hrng."
Drufle (GM)	(someone roll society please)
Red Redford	i switch my bane to dwarf
Drufle (GM)	Good plan. Navaya:
Navaya	Society Check26
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+19( 12 )+19 = 31
Red Redford	and full attack
Drufle (GM)	Ever heard of a man named Staunton Vhane?
Red Redford	with deadly aim
Rochelle Gwerm	no
Aerlin	Is he a fashion designer?
Navaya	i have now, apparently
Rochelle Gwerm	I haven't
Red Redford	is that the guy in the letter
Drufle (GM)	The answer is yes, you guys just all forgot. He is!
Rochelle Gwerm	huh
Red Redford	cmon party
Drufle (GM)	Holy shit, Red gets +1 mp for actually remembering.
Rochelle Gwerm	so what class is he then?
Red Redford	thank you!
Drufle (GM)	He's an antipaladin of Deskari.
Aerlin	I totally knew, I just wanted to make the funny jokes.
Rochelle Gwerm	one of those guys then
Red Redford	anyways i full attack
Aerlin	Honest
Drufle (GM)	Hence the actually good Will save.
Aerlin	:b Red Redford: default Red Redford : Radiance Attack 14 vs AC Damage 4 2nd Attack 8 vs AC Damage 7 Type: P
Ranged Notes	+1 to attack and damage rolls within 30 ft.
(DA	-2 hit, +4 damage)
Drufle (GM)	Sign.
Red Redford	why this
Drufle (GM)	I'll just. Not make you roll that confirm. We really don't need it right now.
Red Redford	i shoot my dog, killing it instantly
Drufle (GM)	That can be part of your Good Memory bonus. Anything else this turn?
Red Redford	guess ill die ill ai fuck it roll now?
Drufle (GM)	Yes! Go ahead. Red Redford: default Red Redford : Radiance Attack 18 vs AC Damage 7 2nd Attack 13 vs AC Damage 3 Type: P
Ranged Notes	+1 to attack and damage rolls within 30 ft.
(DA	-2 hit, +4 damage) default Red Redford : Radiance Attack 29 vs AC Damage 6 2nd Attack 27 vs AC Damage 9 Crit Confirm 13 vs AC Crit Damage +6 Type: P
Ranged Notes	+1 to attack and damage rolls within 30 ft.
(DA	-2 hit, +4 damage)
Navaya	ok so this staunton is irabeth's old colleage
Drufle (GM)	Uhhh.
Rochelle Gwerm	???
Red Redford	woops
Navaya	and the cleric is is brother
Red Redford	i thought i didnt click the first time
Drufle (GM)	We'll pretend that 29 was the hit.
Navaya	who was gonna corrupt the sword
Red Redford	thanks??? rolling 2d6 ( 2 + 3 ) = 5
Drufle (GM)	So, uh, roll 2d6. Oh. That's then... 16.
Rochelle Gwerm	huh, the cleric is his brother
Red Redford	i could have surged or something w/e
Rochelle Gwerm	interesting
Drufle (GM)	He looks somewhat peeved.
Rochelle Gwerm	how'd he get stuck in this mess?
Drufle (GM)	Navaya! Staunton? Or his brother?
Red Redford	if only hexes stacked
Rochelle Gwerm	the brother Staunton looks like he's just an asshole
Drufle (GM)	Mostly fear.
Navaya	we have five potions of cure serious wounds rolling around in rochelle's bag
Rochelle Gwerm	the primary motivator of 90% of our enemies don't forget to cackle
Aerlin	I have one too, I can hand it to you/
Navaya	you need it you took 30 damage
Aerlin	Did I?
Navaya	I'm just gonna save roch a bit or was that the to-hit
Rochelle Gwerm	11/130 health right now yeah Aerlin didn't get hurt by anything it was just gross
Aerlin	I'm gonna hold it out for you, just take it from me. I'm blind so I can't do much.
Rochelle Gwerm	you know this guy has reach, right? Navaya snatches the potion out of her hands as she flies past
Navaya	oh ok
Rochelle Gwerm	wait for me to withdraw
Navaya	don't need to
Aerlin	Toss it at her head that'll work. Navaya: Navaya : Mythic CSW
Spell Level: Witch (Winter Witch), 4
School: Conjuration (healing)
Range: Concentration: +16 Rolls Caster Level Check +8 =9 The damage cured increases to 6d8 points of damage + 2 points per caster level (maximum +30). The spell cures up to 3 points of ability damage if the target is a living creature. The target chooses what types of ability damage are cured.
Rochelle Gwerm	well damn okay
Navaya	plus 1mp for throwing the spell at roch
Drufle (GM)	Roll that 6d8+16 then.
Navaya	rolling 6d8+16( 5 + 7 + 3 + 7 + 7 + 4 )+16 = 49
Drufle (GM)	Dango.
Rochelle Gwerm	60/130 now much better
Navaya	"get it together, Roch!"
Red Redford	super nice
Drufle (GM)	That all, Navaya?
Navaya	"I only got one of those!" Rochelle Gwerm laughs as she is healed
Navaya	I moved and spelled, that's all I can do I think
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle then.
Rochelle Gwerm	Full Power Attack, no mercy
Red Redford	No Mercy Run Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Some Sword Attack 28 vs AC Damage 21
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons +2 while Bloodraging (Furious) Rochelle Gwerm : Some Sword Attack 28 vs AC Damage 17
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons +2 while Bloodraging (Furious) second one was iterative you know how power attack works don't forget the +2 from bloodrage
Drufle (GM)	That's a big ol' angry hit. He is not a happy camper.
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 2d6( 5 + 3 ) = 8 also acid because fuck this guy
Drufle (GM)	Gasp. The acid! Alright, damage marked.
Rochelle Gwerm	the acid burns with my fury! also AI
Drufle (GM)	How many more MP do you have!
Rochelle Gwerm	Power Attack Stab
Aerlin	Seriously.
Rochelle Gwerm	3/7 now
Navaya	(i think she lost track)
Aerlin	You're all just burning that MP up lol
Drufle (GM)	You use like 3 per combat, I'm amazed you have any left.
Rochelle Gwerm	I've been saving it for this very reason 3 per combat?
Drufle (GM)	Alright, roll away.
Aerlin	It's a good reason.
Rochelle Gwerm	I used 1 up until now
Navaya	we have two bullment to fight after this
Red Redford	ez pz Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Some Sword Attack 32 vs AC Damage 17
Melee Notes	+2 vs Demons +2 while Bloodraging (Furious)
Aerlin	Please, they can't even fit through that door.
Drufle (GM)	(we might just skip them theyre like cr 5)
Rochelle Gwerm	ya'll know how power attack works
Navaya	aigh
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 1d6( 3 ) = 3 and acid
Aerlin	No really let's just. Close the door.
Navaya	yeah
Drufle (GM)	Damage marked.
Red Redford	slam the door in his face, killing him instantly Rochelle Gwerm lets loose a primal roar as she carves into this dwarven bugman
Drufle (GM)	He ain't looking great.
Red Redford	ooh yeah the pupper is here
Rochelle Gwerm	"YOU. ARE. NOTHING. TO ME"
Aerlin	Heck. How'd they get in there at all?
Red Redford	im glad
Drufle (GM)	Squeezing.
Aerlin	Were they born in there?
Drufle (GM)	So uh.
Navaya	also there's lots of rubble around
Drufle (GM)	I guess G'hesh isn't really needed?
Navaya	from these things destroying walls
Rochelle Gwerm	have he get my club *her
Drufle (GM)	Oh, ok.
Navaya	ghesh can go check that rochelle's club isn't stolen yes
Rochelle Gwerm	I want that back
Drufle (GM)	She has the club.
Red Redford	Thats so fetch
Rochelle Gwerm	excellent
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin's up.
Red Redford	negativeinfinity
Navaya	can she do anything to stop the blindess?
Aerlin	Ghesh wonders how you hurt people with things that aren't swords.
Red Redford	negative infinity minus 1
Drufle (GM)	Oh by the way, Aerlin.
Rochelle Gwerm	with very big muscles
Red Redford	negative infinity minus 2
Drufle (GM)	You can just spend a FRA to clean off the goo.
Navaya	that's der bunny
Red Redford	is that like a bitcoin
Aerlin	Did I take any damage also.
Drufle (GM)	Full round action. No damage. Just the sickened and blinded.
Red Redford	can you make daha lick the goo
Aerlin	Wipe wipe.
Navaya	no!!!
Aerlin	"Ugh, gross."
Drufle (GM)	I imagine you don't really enjoy having a 50% miss chance on all attacks.
Navaya	I'm not giving daha a taste for humanoid blood!
Red Redford	Daha devours the goo and becomes a fully grown tarrasque
Drufle (GM)	Do you want to AI, or just end turn?
Navaya	ok THAT is an incentive
Aerlin	Is the sickened gone too?
Drufle (GM)	Yep.
Aerlin	I will...
Rochelle Gwerm	no I don't have tarrasque powers at best the weasel would become an oni
Navaya	ONI WEASEL
Drufle (GM)	We found Daha's new template.
Aerlin	I'll just end my turn.
Rochelle Gwerm	well...I guess that a different template
Navaya	LOL
Drufle (GM)	Right, so... What does Staunton do.
Rochelle Gwerm	three-eyed oni weasel
Aerlin	He repents?
Red Redford	btw i might go at any moment
Rochelle Gwerm	his big attack didn't finish the job, then his target got healed a ton, then he got carved to pieces
Aerlin	Turns good? Daha aṭē licks a spot of blood behind navi's back
Red Redford	gotta go to a thing
Drufle (GM)	I tried using smite good but turns out that doesn't do a lot against CN.
Red Redford	if i disappear tell the succubus i love her
Drufle (GM)	Dwarf man is very confused.
Navaya	take care golurk
Rochelle Gwerm	he's using Smite good? okay then
Aerlin	I'm going to fist fight her.
Drufle (GM)	He was, yeah.
Rochelle Gwerm	"AHAHAHAH!!!" "FOOL!! FOOOOOOL!!" good luck golurk
Drufle (GM)	Alright, uh. His hands glow with a green fire and he just punches you twice.
Rochelle Gwerm	eventually she'll go good, if it makes you feel any better, drufle
Aerlin	This guy ain't a tactician is he.
Rochelle Gwerm	is he casting a spell? what is this?
Drufle (GM)	1830 Nope. It's a touch of corruption!
Rochelle Gwerm	right, two hits
Drufle (GM)	They're at touch AC. So yeah, I figured.
Rochelle Gwerm	well then definitely
Drufle (GM)	Alright, I'll roll damage and you need 2 fort saves. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Fortitude
Save: 38
Save Notes	+2 to Will Saves against insanity and confusion Rochelle Gwerm : Fortitude
Save: 36
Save Notes	+2 to Will Saves against insanity and confusion
Drufle (GM)	rolling 12d6( 5 + 6 + 2 + 3 + 1 + 5 + 6 + 5 + 3 + 6 + 5 + 4 ) = 51
Rochelle Gwerm	suck it, dwarf man
Navaya	hm
Drufle (GM)	So just the 51 damage then.
Navaya	oh that's not good
Drufle (GM)	You don't get all the after effects. Rochelle Gwerm stands strong
Red Redford	ok a few more minutes
Rochelle Gwerm	"IS. THAT. ALL!?"
Drufle (GM)	Good thing too, Red's up! Take one last quick turn, Red!
Red Redford	And how!
Aerlin	"Rochelle doesn't look good, Navaya."
Rochelle Gwerm	fun fact, I'm back at 11/130
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
Red Redford	i full attack again
Drufle (GM)	If only I had more MP... Why on earth he only has 2, I have no idea.
Rochelle Gwerm	you burned it all and failed
Red Redford	"I believe in you, hound!"
Rochelle Gwerm	no second chances for the poor dwarf man
Red Redford	mwk greatsword 16,(10) 24,(10), bite +3 5 (7)
Drufle (GM)	I think monsters only get MP=tier.
Navaya	ONE hit
Rochelle Gwerm	oh snap
Drufle (GM)	That crit sure is a hit.
Red Redford	is that a crit
Rochelle Gwerm	he bit the dwarf man
Drufle (GM)	Roll to confirm? That's at a +4.
Red Redford	rolling 1d20+4( 16 )+4 = 20
Rochelle Gwerm	oh wait thats a sword swing
Drufle (GM)	Wow. Confirms.
Rochelle Gwerm	24 seems nice woo!
Navaya	the words worked!
Drufle (GM)	20 damage it is. Whoops, there goes his head.
Red Redford	"Good boy." Rochelle Gwerm glares at the minotaurs
Drufle (GM)	The minotaurs just.
Aerlin	"Hey close that door."
Drufle (GM)	Toss their axes down.
Red Redford	intimidate check nice
Drufle (GM)	And stand next to the walls.
Rochelle Gwerm	I think our performance was enough we have prisoners
Red Redford	formality default Red Redford : Influence Check 28
Rochelle Gwerm	so lets take them back to camp
Drufle (GM)	So next time, we'll deal with the aftermath of this fight.
Aerlin	I tie up the cleric here.
Drufle (GM)	What, nobody wants the second pile of loot?
Navaya	oh we done?ok
Rochelle Gwerm	damn that was a productive session
Navaya	more loot more loot
Red Redford	i take his holy symbol and smash it with my adamantine thingy
Rochelle Gwerm	was THAT the miniboss?
Drufle (GM)	Yes!
Navaya	finally
Drufle (GM)	We are now finally halfway through Drezen.
Red Redford	"Looks like we have a prisoner..."
Drufle (GM)	Oh, and everyone is level 9 now, which is why we're stopping here. Rochelle Gwerm walks over to red and uses acid to melt whatever's left of the dwarve's holy symbol
Navaya	aha level up!
Rochelle Gwerm	oh level 9 uhhh
Red Redford	SUPER NICE
Navaya	tomorrow
Aerlin	"I sense this one will have some information for us.
Navaya	"he'd better have, after I knocked him out!"
Aerlin	"I wonder if he's entirely evil?"
Red Redford	"Nipple clamps? Nipple clamps."
Drufle (GM)	Should I list off the very large pile of loot we find?
Aerlin	"Something seemed off."
Navaya	yeah I'll deal with it
Red Redford	sure
Drufle (GM)	In F21, by the way.
Navaya	also!
Drufle (GM)	That's Staunton's quarters.
Aerlin	Was it just in the corner.
Navaya	I'd like for us to spend some time tomorrow to hash out who is holding what out of EVERYTHING we have
Red Redford	detect evil yadda yadda so i dont touch anything cursed
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll quickly deal with my level
Navaya	and clean up this bag
Rochelle Gwerm	not much is new here
Drufle (GM)	He is indeed evil. NE, specifically.
Red Redford	in discord treasure i mean
Drufle (GM)	Oh. I don't think there's anything evil in the treasure. Is someone ready to write?
Navaya	yeh
Aerlin	There's an evil pencil. Made from the bloodiest bloodwood.
Red Redford	discordia or here
Rochelle Gwerm	I got new spells
Red Redford	any place is fine i think my Summon Monster leveled up?
Navaya	apparently it's a lot
Red Redford	multipled doggos
Drufle (GM)	Wand of Silence with 8 charges, Fire resistance banded mail, a heavy steel shield, a spell storing light armor, a 2nd level pearl of power, a rod of metal and mineral detection, a scroll of divination, an elixir of climbing, a potion of neutralize poison, a wand of nondetection with 23 charges, a dose of Oil of Life made from a philosopher's stone, and 20,054.03 gp.
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 1d10( 7 ) = 7
Navaya	recording now
Aerlin	pearl!
Drufle (GM)	Yep! Also for my sanity's sake, can everyone just quickly roll their HD here?
Aerlin	rolling 1d6( 6 ) = 6 bam!
Drufle (GM)	Dang.
Red Redford	philosopheres stone
Navaya	rolling 1d6( 4 ) = 4
Red Redford	rolling 1d8( 8 ) = 8 HA
Aerlin	yeah what the hecky is that oil of life
Red Redford	the gods smile upon us i high five aerlin
Drufle (GM)	You can sprinkle it on a dead body to revive it instantly.
Red Redford	"Do you feel the burn!!!???"
Aerlin	phoenix down, then
Red Redford	oh my god
Aerlin	you can just call it that
Drufle (GM)	Alright, I have everyone's new hp totals. Hopefully they're correct.
Red Redford	lets revive the villain and kill him again
Rochelle Gwerm	pls no also spells!
Drufle (GM)	I have navaya at 56, Rochelle at 11, Red at 61, and Aerlin at 70. Do those make sense? Oh, they don't. My formulas are bad.
Red Redford	my hp is 60
Aerlin	I'm 76 I think.
Red Redford	+8 +con?
Aerlin	mhmm i'll do my level up tomorrow i'm gonna bed
Red Redford	bey
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, I'll figure this out later.
Red Redford	sleep tight pupper
Rochelle Gwerm	11? excuse me
Aerlin	ill miss doggo
Red Redford	youll see more next time
Aerlin	rochelle is at 11 current hp sure is that her new max
Drufle (GM)	I meant 111.
Navaya	is "spell storing light armor missing a hyphen somewhere"
Rochelle Gwerm	okay
Aerlin	that's 7 in binary then
Rochelle Gwerm	I think I have everything now one moment
Drufle (GM)	spell-storing, probably
Navaya	ok
Drufle (GM)	nevermind, i have rochelle at 117 is that better i have navaya at 60, and aerlin at 76 i have red at 61 69, sorry alright, im out