BUT FIRST...

Copy of Daha aṭē
The blood of the innocent shall spill!

Copy of Aerlin
Yes, together, we will make them pay.

...

Aerlin
what im getting at is that it might just be us

Rochelle Gwerm
well we could do some shenanigans on our own

Aerlin
which is fine because me and roch are the best ones anyway, right

Rochelle Gwerm
or go to tts
or wait for golurk

Drufle (GM)
i mean we can just wait

Aerlin
but its 16 seconds past midnight

Drufle (GM)
you guys can start cleaning up the scrubs in the dungeon

Rochelle Gwerm
we need to go back to camp and deal with these fools

Aerlin
well we do have htis interrogation

Drufle (GM)
oh right that

Rochelle Gwerm
we have a sleeping dwarf here
also Rochelle is literally at 1 hp right now

Aerlin
maybe we should head out and rest then

Rochelle Gwerm
I would like to get that checked out

Drufle (GM)
yeah resting sounds good

Rochelle Gwerm
we got the new mythic modifications now, right?

Aerlin
we can take the dwarf back to camp as a prisoner?

Drufle (GM)
what new mythic mods
also yeah you can drag him back

Rochelle Gwerm
the nerfs?
drag?

Drufle (GM)
oh right those

Rochelle Gwerm
Rochelle can totally carry this dwerf

Aerlin
will he fit in my quiver

Drufle (GM)
hes not that small

Rochelle Gwerm
he is below the dwarven average though

Aerlin
well i know he's evil but lets not be too rough on him
we'd like some info from him

Rochelle Gwerm
right, lets heal
we can heal right?
no sudden Soltegrebe?

Aerlin
paladins swarm you

Drufle (GM)
What's that, more Soltengrebbes?

Rochelle Gwerm
Rochelle will just sleep this one off
no drufle, save it for when we have a full party

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, you can just take a nap.

Rochelle Gwerm
do I roll HD or just heal up?

Drufle (GM)
I don't even remember how natural healing works.

Rochelle Gwerm
uhhh

Aerlin
how much MP do we get now

Rochelle Gwerm
1?

Drufle (GM)
1 per night.
Half your tier.

Aerlin
then im at 5

Rochelle Gwerm
I'll just...try this
rolling 9d10 ( 1 + 4 + 1 + 1 + 8 + 6 + 6 + 5 + 9 ) = 41
wow okay no
lets not do that

Drufle (GM)
Those are some funky symbols.

Rochelle Gwerm
d10s mah man

Aerlin
Well i'll use my CSW on you since you hate paladins

Rochelle Gwerm
I'll just heal to full

Aerlin
i still had one prepped

Rochelle Gwerm
I can burn Rage rounds anyways
to heal

Aerlin
HRRRRRNG

Rochelle Gwerm meditates angrily

Rochelle Gwerm
this is the fast healing's major purpose now

Drufle (GM)
Oh, that's fun.
You only recover hp equal to your level.

Rochelle Gwerm
no HD?
what's HD for then?

Drufle (GM)
Well it's equal to your HD.

Rochelle Gwerm
so we roll HD or???

Drufle (GM)
And HD determine your maximum anyway.
You heal 9 hp.

Rochelle Gwerm
I'll just
rage-meditate instead
for a few days

Drufle (GM)
A few days?

Rochelle Gwerm
27 rounds per day
need to reach 118 health

Drufle (GM)
I mean.
There are literally a hundred healers around you.

Rochelle Gwerm
you know why that's an issue, drufle

Aerlin
I'll use all the heal spells I had prepped
Just assume that's a full heal?
Navaya too

Drufle (GM)
Both Navaya and Aerlin both have good heals.
I'm just saying, maybe just sitting in camp for like half a week isn't a good idea.
That citadel ain't empty.

Aerlin
they'll start breeding
then we'll have issues

Rochelle Gwerm
oh right

Drufle (GM)
There's not exactly a hard time limit or anything but I will start tossing encounters into camp if you guys take too long.

Rochelle Gwerm
I'll let the party heal me
no paladins
shoo
Rochelle needs empty space to rage-meditate

Drufle (GM)
Navaya seriously has a spell that heals 6d8+18.

Aerlin
"I don't understand your aversion, Rochelle, the paladins are always so nice to me."
"But I am happy to accommodate you."

Rochelle Gwerm
"Thank you"
"I can't trust all of them...One of them has to have it out for me, considering what I am"

Aerlin
"That does sound concerning."
"A paladin can never commit an evil act, though, and you are a good person."

Rochelle Gwerm
"..."

Aerlin
"At least, I think so."

Drufle (GM)
Both of those statements are incorrect, which is hilarious.

Rochelle Gwerm
"...How'd you get mixed up in this anyways?"

Aerlin
I flubbed my knowledge roll.
Don't worry about it.

Rochelle Gwerm
"You were looking for someone?"

Aerlin
"My mother, yes."
"Actually, my father too, I suppose."

Rochelle Gwerm
"The whole family then?"

Aerlin
"I've never actually met them."
"My kind reincarnates, so we don't really do parents."

Rochelle Gwerm
"Ah..."
"Well uh...what'ya know about them?"

Aerlin
"Very little. They were Riftwardens, based in Kenabres, but they went into the Worldwound a while ago and haven't been seen since."
"I don't even know how long ago that was. And the records will be hard to find now that the city was destroyed."

Rochelle Gwerm
"...What're expecting to find?"
"Err...do they reincarnate too?"

Aerlin
"Yes, assuming they have lived a righteous and balanced life."

Rochelle Gwerm
"They'd have to be pretty great people to want to risk coming out here..."

Aerlin
"I'm looking into this arcane mark on my back. It's related to my bloodline, apparently."
"It appeared recently, and it's causing some pain, so I'd love to get rid of it."

Rochelle Gwerm
can I spellcraft to learn what it is?

Aerlin
I can show it to you, sure.

Rochelle Gwerm
I have...a Spellcheck roll that isn't negative
drufle?
is this a thing that can be done?

Aerlin
Not sure how much you'd be able to tell me, I know it's an Arcane Mark, and that Navaya also has one.

Rochelle Gwerm
"Marks usually don't just show for no reason"
"Maybe its...some kind of signal?"

Drufle (GM)
To figure out the mark?

Rochelle Gwerm
yus dorfal

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, there's nothing you can decipher that Aerlin doesn't already know.

Aerlin
"It has certainly given me a purpose in this life. Before this, I was just a wanderer."

Rochelle Gwerm
oh well

Aerlin
"I lived in the woods, mostly."
"Lovely place, The Woods."

Rochelle Gwerm
"Woods, eh?"
"I don't think I've seen a woods before"
"At least I haven't been in one"

Aerlin
"It's a bunch of trees and grass and stuff."
"Lots of animals around."

Drufle (GM)
>A woods.

Rochelle Gwerm
its Rochelle
working off 9 int here

Drufle (GM)
What is this tree you speak of?

Aerlin
Is she weak to Grass

Drufle (GM)
Well, she is a rock type.

Rochelle Gwerm
its certainly possible
though she might be a Rock/Angry type
Angry resists grass

Aerlin
"Anyway, it is not just that. Samsarans typically recall some details of their past lives, but I am having issues remembering my more recent lives."
"I can't say for sure that it's connected to the mark, but it is strange."
"Meeting another of my kind that's lived much longer than me would be helpful."

Rochelle Gwerm
"hrmmmmmm..."
has Rochelle met a person like this before...
thinking
probably not
"The place where I'm from was pretty much all just humans"
"Your the only one of your kind I've ever met"

Drufle (GM)
It was so weird, all these humans...

Aerlin
"That is not unusual, we are rather rare."

Rochelle Gwerm
it was a Dull Town
until the Oni nation attacked

Aerlin
"Tell me more about your home."

Rochelle Gwerm
"Eh? My home?"

Aerlin
"If you don't mind, of course."

Rochelle Gwerm
"Uhhh...I lived in a cave on a mountain next to some dumb little town"
"There wasn't much to see there"
"More farms than buildings"

Aerlin
"Sounds cosy. If not a little boring."

Rochelle Gwerm
"The mayor was a piece of auroch dung though"
"Well...I wasn't allowed to do a whole lot in town"
"At least not officially"
"Guard was not particularly good at doing their job"
"The whole Oni showing up kinda proved that"
"They needed someone else to deal with it"

Aerlin
"Oh no..."

Rochelle Gwerm
"After the oni was dealt with they had...Me"
"...I really hated that place..."

Aerlin
"Well, you've got your own life now, at least."

Rochelle Gwerm
"...I suppose so"
"..."
"You asked why I was so ... what was the word"
"Averse"
"To paladins"

Aerlin
"I did, yes."

Rochelle Gwerm
"The Oni was killed by a Paladin wielding a spear"
"The town says he got em right through the heart"
"That paladin is still out there"
"And I'm that Oni's gods-damned daughter"

Rochelle Gwerm sinks to the ground

Aerlin
"Rochelle...I'm sorry."

Rochelle Gwerm
"Its stupid, he'd have done something if he were here"

Drufle (GM)
Also that paladin must be hella strong to single-handedly take out a CR 13 oni.

Aerlin
"This paladin, is he looking for you?"

Rochelle Gwerm
he was
hella buff
"I don't know"
"He left after he killed the Oni...I wasn't born until a month later"

Aerlin
"Not knowing must make you uneasy..."

Rochelle Gwerm
"Few months, actually"
"Its awful"
"He probably knows though, that I'm alive"
"He would've had to check on the town later"

Aerlin
"Well, I want to help with this, at the very least, to find out what this misguided fool is up to now."

Rochelle Gwerm
"Please please please don't tell anyone I said this..."
"I don't want any of the paladins knowing"
"They might know him"

Aerlin
"Divination isn't my strong suit, but I bet I can find something out."
"Of course not. This is between us."
And anyone who reads the logs.

Rochelle Gwerm
shhhh
:P
"...thank you"

Drufle (GM)
Divination is only 4.54% of Aerlin's capacity.
She's not good at finding things.

Aerlin
"How much do you know about this paladin? A name, or who he follows?"

Rochelle Gwerm shakes her head

Rochelle Gwerm
"He's just the hero of "Lenmas""

Aerlin
"That's a good start."
Is Lenmas the name of your hometown?

Rochelle Gwerm
yes
Drufle write that down

Aerlin
Righto

Drufle (GM)
Don't ask me to write these things down!
I am super gonna forget them.

Rochelle Gwerm
I've written it down
but I thought you might want it in your toolbelt
or whatever GMs have

Aerlin
I'd roll for that but it's probably so small there's no way I'd know about it.

Drufle (GM)
It'd be a Society roll.

Aerlin
But if I figure out what region it's in, and what paladins are nearby...
Aerlin : Society
Check 33

Craftsmanship
Encompasses Craft, Appraise, Knowledge (engineering)
Total - Ranks
18 7 + IntMod + 3 (CS)

Rochelle Gwerm
oh right, really really high int
goodness that's a big roll

Aerlin
Maybe I can find out what God this paladin may have sworn to??

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, uh, I would tell you things about Lemnas, but I know nothing about it.

Rochelle Gwerm
right so

Aerlin
psh

Drufle (GM)
Where even is it?

Rochelle Gwerm
East of Kenabras

Aerlin
we'll just say I'm doing research in the background

Rochelle Gwerm
there was a small mountain range I found

Aerlin
its not like i just knew this right away

Drufle (GM)
There are multiple things east of Kenabres.

Rochelle Gwerm
Tiny town, known (barely) for its wheat and beer
pretty much all they grow

Drufle (GM)
So it's in Mendev, that's at least good to know.

Rochelle Gwerm
its not very far

Drufle (GM)
Statistically speaking then, he'd be a paladin of Iomedae.

Rochelle Gwerm
Also known for a local oni-spawn causing trouble about the town

Drufle (GM)
Mendev is LG as all hell.

Aerlin
do we get a level up for rp exp

Drufle (GM)
Or heaven, I suppose.

Aerlin
wink wink

Drufle (GM)
You literally just levelled up, so no :P

Rochelle Gwerm
Mayor is unusually rich
even for someone of his standing

Drufle (GM)
So, I don't think I quite understand the thing here.

Rochelle Gwerm
I'm literally throwing out random nonsense

Drufle (GM)
Is he a good guy, and Rochelle's just scared of him, or is he a bad paladin? Because killing an Oni doesn't seem like a bad thing.

Rochelle Gwerm
oh he is
super LG
full blown paladin
he's not called the Hero for nothing

Aerlin
is this a kore situation then

Drufle (GM)
It'll be absurdly hard to track him down, I think.

Rochelle Gwerm
Rochelle is just the daughter of an evil monster and she herself spent a long time in the E and N regions

Aerlin
are you tainted by evils

Rochelle Gwerm
he's Powerful as well though
if that helps

Drufle (GM)
I mean, Mendev is kind of in the middle of a major crusade.

Rochelle Gwerm
Spear is his primary weapon choice

Drufle (GM)
In addition to the giant pile of Iomedaean paladins they already had, paladins of all faiths are coming in from across the world to help out.

Rochelle Gwerm
this was also a while ago
I don't know if that helps or hurts

Drufle (GM)
Spear?

Aerlin
This fella's a hero, so the trail can't be that cold.

Rochelle Gwerm
was it a spear or...let me check my notes

Drufle (GM)
Oh wow.
Shit man, is he a paladin of Arqueros?

Rochelle Gwerm
yeah, its a spear
let me check
yeah that fits the bill
this lord is a badass

Drufle (GM)
That's what we in the business like to call "A bad guy for Rochelle."

Rochelle Gwerm
oh dear

Aerlin
Well, I'm not looking to start a fight.

Drufle (GM)
Arqueros is the LG empyreal lord of bodyguards and protection.

Rochelle Gwerm
he probably outlevels us

Aerlin
If anything, that's what we'd want to avoid.

Drufle (GM)
He killed a CR 13 monster by himself, that'd put him at least at level 15 or so himself.
Arqueros is also the deity of "Really Liking Armor".

Rochelle Gwerm
one more town fact, its known for many abandoned mines
I felt I needed to throw that in before I forgot
so this paladin is probably really heavily armored

Drufle (GM)
Arqueros' obedience is literally praying under a heavy shield.

Rochelle Gwerm
does this narrow down who it is a bit?

Drufle (GM)
This basically is Kore situation.

Rochelle Gwerm
since it isn't Iomedae

Drufle (GM)
There are far fewer paladins of Arqueros in the world than Iomedae, that's for sure.

Aerlin
Certainly helps.

Rochelle Gwerm
does this satisfy a roll of 33?
I can keep throwing out information

Drufle (GM)
That seems like a good amount of information for Aerlin to inexplicably know.
Or for her to get from Vash's books.

Rochelle Gwerm
she reads a lot, clearly

Aerlin
Researched over time you mean!
Let's not be SILLY.

Rochelle Gwerm
Eidetic Memory

Drufle (GM)
Aerlin does have a library in her bag, but I think that's only on planar stuff.

Aerlin
Yes, it is.

Rochelle Gwerm
not too useful when looking up Emperyeon Lords

Drufle (GM)
Uh, yeah it would be.

Rochelle Gwerm
oh nvm
go ahead then
research it

Drufle (GM)
It's not just Abyss stuff, it's planes in general.
Aerlin gets a flat +4 to Spellcraft when using that library.

Rochelle Gwerm
I thought it might count Religion as a seperate thingy

Aerlin
its religion checks concerning planes i think
not spellcraft

Drufle (GM)
Oh right.

Rochelle Gwerm
very specific

Drufle (GM)
So it's been like 50 minutes and I haven't even dropped the session number yet.

Rochelle Gwerm
This is just the talkshow session

Aerlin
yeah none of that is going in the log
because you forgot to say the number

Rochelle Gwerm
oh noooo

Aerlin
thems the rules

Drufle (GM)
Well if this ends up being a thing, this is session 21.

Rochelle Gwerm
all this content is gone
unfortunate

Drufle (GM)
Thus surpassing evil pathfinder in length and tying SotDL for first.

Rochelle Gwerm
woo
and we're not even half way there
lets just...roleplay the research?

Drufle (GM)
Not even a third of the way there.

Rochelle Gwerm
we're kinda just waiting around
hoping for Golurk to show

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, I think he might not be coming.

Rochelle Gwerm
we're here, might as well do some book-keeping and schenanigans

Drufle (GM)
So much more to learn.
Except I don't think there's many other questions to be asked?

Rochelle Gwerm
we will find the mystery paladin
surprise, he was this guy all along

Aerlin
aw shit

Rochelle Gwerm
wait thats a sword not a spear
dang it

Drufle (GM)
He's been deliberately weakening himself.
It's nice that you can identify divine casters by their weapons.
Usually.

Rochelle Gwerm
he's craftier than we thought

Drufle (GM)
Did you know that there isn't a single core deity that uses spears?

Rochelle Gwerm
wow
I find that surprising

Drufle (GM)
Gozreh uses tridents, that's kinda similar.

Rochelle Gwerm
its such a basic weapon

Drufle (GM)
It honestly kinda weirds me out that Shelyn's favored weapon is a glaive.
It doesn't seem like the right weapon for an NG goddess of beauty and love and art.

Rochelle Gwerm
glaive = grace?

Drufle (GM)
Although that might just be because Baphomet's weapon is the glaive.
So it kinda has an association for me now.

Rochelle Gwerm
you could argue it doesn't make sense for either of them
Glaives are not known for brutality

Aerlin
Wonder what Red's doing over there with the dwarf and...is that the dretch?

Rochelle Gwerm
the Dretch appears to be helping with negotiations
good cop / bad cop

Aerlin
If only we could RP that.

Rochelle Gwerm
it would certainly be funny
though I think we'd need a lot of coordination to pull that off

Drufle (GM)
I'd have to RP all three parts and I don't really feel like doing that.
Also yes, that is the dretch.

Aerlin
Drufle slowly loses it, talking to himself.

Drufle (GM)
I don't think he has a name yet aside from "The Dretch".

Rochelle Gwerm
Dr. Dretch

Drufle (GM)
No.

Aerlin
Scrundle

Drufle (GM)
That is a bad joke, Rochelle.
You should be ashamed.

Rochelle Gwerm
:P

Drufle (GM)
Not sure if Scrundle is much better.
You know, I wonder...

Rochelle Gwerm
what names do demons usually have?
Steve?

Drufle (GM)
I found me a demon name generator.

Rochelle Gwerm
there's a name generator for everything

Drufle (GM)
Or'gaxaath is pretty great.

Rochelle Gwerm
well now he needs a character sheet

Drufle (GM)
Or Drath'tameg.

Rochelle Gwerm
or she
its kinda hard to tell

Drufle (GM)
How about Dakun.
Oroch.

Rochelle Gwerm
one of those

Drufle (GM)
Igres.

Rochelle Gwerm
solely because I can pronounce them

Drufle (GM)
Tenok.
Oh man, Boz'gomoz.

Rochelle Gwerm
what setting did you press to get from Or'gaxaath to Tenok?

Drufle (GM)
None, this generator gives 10 names at a time.
With varying complexities.

Rochelle Gwerm
ah
something simple so we remember it

Drufle (GM)
I kinda like Boz'gomoz honestly, we can just call him Boz.

Rochelle Gwerm
this ain't some lovecraftian entity we are trying to summon
Boz is fine

Aerlin
B'ob

Drufle (GM)
We can't do the 8 bit theater thing, it's too obvious.

Aerlin
That's where that's from
I couldn't remember
What was the Susan one...

Rochelle Gwerm
most things come from 8 bit theater

Drufle (GM)
Where the cultists had names like J'nifur.
or Soo'zan.

Aerlin
Very good.

Rochelle Gwerm
very silly names
this is what I meant by bookkeeping
very important that we had this session

Drufle (GM)
Clearly.
There, now Boz is on the map properly.

Aerlin
Plus I got to reference The Woods.
Remember that??? Now you do..

Drufle (GM)
I won't give him an actual sheet because I don't foresee him ever being in combat.
But there he is.

Rochelle Gwerm
those reading the logs will be very confused
it looks like nothing changed

Drufle (GM)
Well, you guys got your hp and a little bit of mp back.
That's about it.

Rochelle Gwerm
I get my Rage and Spells back

Drufle (GM)
I'm fine with not doing actual combat, that would mean I'd have to prepare spells for Navaya.
I think we're about to the point that we should just call it.

Rochelle Gwerm
do we want to just break off or do we want to try TTS?

Aerlin
I actually have an early morning anyway.

Drufle (GM)
Nah, no tts tonight.

Rochelle Gwerm
alright
well it was fun
a shame it might not be logged
Progress was made

Drufle (GM)
Arguably.

Aerlin
Well it will be obviously.

Rochelle Gwerm
things have been learned

Aerlin
And no 21.5 nonsense we're just making this a full session.

Drufle (GM)
But is this session 21 or 20.5...
Ah.

Rochelle Gwerm
its about long enough

Drufle (GM)
The most important hour of the campaign.

Aerlin
With sessions, it's not the size that matters...
That's what I'm told.

Drufle (GM)
cough

Rochelle Gwerm
potential future plot hooks: parents and paladins addition

Drufle (GM)
Parents have been in the game for a while.
I already know what happened to them.

Rochelle Gwerm
gasp

Aerlin
Oh ho.
I can't wait for that to come up.

Drufle (GM)
I mean, it's part of the archmage campaign trait.

Rochelle Gwerm
the campaign traits are all just built in

Drufle (GM)
I kinda have to know how it gets resolved.

Rochelle Gwerm
at some point

Drufle (GM)
They all get resolved in book 3.
At various points.

Rochelle Gwerm
arn't we in book 2?

Aerlin
Whee.

Drufle (GM)
Yeah.
At the very, very end of book 2.

Rochelle Gwerm
ah crap what'll we do for books 4, 5, and 6?
the character arks end too soon

Drufle (GM)
The game-built arcs end too soon.
You guys can keep doing whatever you want.

Aerlin
We'll see what we make of it.
Could get interesting.

Rochelle Gwerm
I really want to meet this apparently level 15 paladin
me the player
Rochelle is noping away from that with all foce
force

Drufle (GM)
I make no promises that he'll actually be in the campaign.

Rochelle Gwerm
its an integral part of Rochelle's backstory
I know how GMs work

Aerlin
It could be fit into a downtime period

Drufle (GM)
Yeah, but it's probably gonna end up being an epilogue thing.

Aerlin
Like we go off and investigate.

Drufle (GM)
I mean first off, he was level 15 decades ago, so he's almost certainly higher than that now.

Aerlin
Well I'm pretty old and I never got past level 1...
Who knows how that works...

Drufle (GM)
And by the time we can even think about facing someone of that level, there most certainly won't be any place to put a paladin as an encounter.

Rochelle Gwerm
it'd pretty much have to be downtime
use doing our own thing

Aerlin
Who says we have to fight him...

Rochelle Gwerm
we ARE mythic though
and we don't HAVE to fight him
unless there is some Arquaros schenanigans

Aerlin
Heck fighting a Paladin is probably not a very Good thing to do anyway.

Drufle (GM)
Not exactly, no.
And considering Arqueros is the deity of vigilance, purity, and protection, he doesn't seem like the kind of guy whose paladins turn bad.

Rochelle Gwerm
its more of a case of how he reacts to Rochelle

Drufle (GM)
Something supremely bad would have to happen to do something like that.
Yeah, true.

Aerlin
Like I suggested, he's likely misguided.

Rochelle Gwerm
or Rochelle is just paranoid

Aerlin
Or in fact, he's not even chasing Rochelle.

Rochelle Gwerm
this is something that I do not know

Drufle (GM)
My money's on paranoia, but that's an answer for another time.

Rochelle Gwerm
but as a player I would like Rochelle to have to confront him in some way
to force her to get over this paladin fear

Drufle (GM)
Alright, I think I know where I can try to slot him.

Rochelle Gwerm
drufle you can't be betting on events you yourself can control

Drufle (GM)
Yes I can, it's just morally bad.

Rochelle Gwerm
there's like, regulations for that

Drufle (GM)
But what if I also write the regulations?

Rochelle Gwerm
shit, he's thought ahead

Aerlin
Roll to revolt against the system.
rolling 1d20 ( 7 ) = 7

Rochelle Gwerm
rolling 1d20 + 15( 4 )+15 = 19

Aerlin
Crud.

Rochelle Gwerm
Revolt failed
abort

Drufle (GM)
Those are mediocre numbers.
Out with all of you!

Aerlin
We're gonna die next session, huh.

Rochelle Gwerm
see ya'll next time

Drufle (GM)
Probably not.
Probably.

Aerlin
Hrm.