SESSION 22?? - THE ONE THAT NEVER WAS

Drufle (GM)	well once again weve got two how do the caster twins feel about destroying a dungeon
Steven Q.	I was thinking Ice Cream Interlude myself
Drufle (GM)	oh no the ice cream
Copy of Daha aṭē	"I AgREE WitH thIS CouRSe oF aCTIon"
Drufle (GM)	i really should just get rid of the copies
Copy of Daha aṭē	Liquid Daha the imperfect clone
Drufle (GM)	big boss daha did i write down the dretch's name ok good i did
Navaya	which one we've recruited a whole bunch
Drufle (GM)	no we havent we have tons of tieflings we only have the one dretch
Navaya	oh ok
Drufle (GM)	he's up there with red his name is boz'gomoz, or boz for short
Navaya	nice
Aerlin	lets rename him chandler?? he's the funny one
Drufle (GM)	never it can be boz'chandler'gomoz
Navaya	it's part of the rehab process
Aerlin	I'll be there for you, Drufle.
Drufle (GM)	well if you guys want to do ice cream things i bet theres like
Aerlin	I've got a cold so hard that Aerlin's got it too.
Drufle (GM)	actual rules in UW about doing that stuff
Navaya	all these campfires look like fire-breathing pac-men
Drufle (GM)	pfffft apparently it's very windy here
Navaya	honestly druf I am about to collapse here and streak doesn't seem much better
Drufle (GM)	well alright
Aerlin	I caught Hell Cold which is a weird name for that.
Navaya	i am sorry hell froze over
Aerlin	How do I cast Tissues?
Drufle (GM)	theres already a cold part of hell multiple actually
Aerlin	Summon Tissue Elemental
Navaya	if you can clone the discombobulator you could turn create water into create paper it's not tissue paper but it'll do
Aerlin	create Waper its like paper, but branded I just have to establish that as a real thing, then the spell will have meaning.
Drufle (GM)	yeah i was right there are actual rules for foraging anyway you guys can just go and sleep if you want
Aerlin	i'll wait for a bit more and if no one shows up just grab an early night ...1am is early
Navaya	create hater
Drufle (GM)	well we're already 30 minutes overtime and theres no sign of golurk
Aerlin	was noven busy
Drufle (GM)	yeah hes out this weekend
Aerlin	what a rascal
Navaya	I texted sam and have not had a response
Aerlin	do i log this, there were some killer jokes
Drufle (GM)	:P absolutely do not count this as session 22
Aerlin	or are we absolutely in the realm of non-canon
Drufle (GM)	none of you said anything in character so we're not allowed to log it
Navaya	create later infinitely delays the spell saps all the magic out of the area
Aerlin	eh ill do it later... eh.............
Drufle (GM)	create procrastination
Aerlin	how awful
Navaya	SCP-____ appears (the rock that makes you procrastinate)
Aerlin	Anyway, Aerlin pulls her Broadsword out and attacks SATAN.
Drufle (GM)	his name is asmodeus here
Aerlin	"time to sort this shit out once and for all b[" rolling 1d20 ( 5 ) = 5
Drufle (GM)	maybe not
Aerlin	surge! rolling d50 ( 50 ) = 50
Drufle (GM)	... Navaya:
Navaya	Spellcraft Check27
Aerlin	Take that, assmodeus!!
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20( 20 ) = 20
Aerlin	B0
Drufle (GM)	rolling d100( 94 ) = 94
Navaya	hm
Drufle (GM)	wow
Navaya	would have been a good session
Drufle (GM)	ok i was checking to see if not including the 1dx just made it take the max value but nope we just both had insane luck thats it, it cant get any better let's hop out Navaya:
Navaya	Spellcraft Check24
Aerlin	I'm seizing your roll as my crit confirm. Satan is super dead. Thanks Aerlin! Navaya build a mech suit out of ice for daha
Aerlin	Cool sword man thats a great concept it requires revisiting
Drufle (GM)	a Man with swords?
Aerlin	no the ice mech
Drufle (GM)	oh
Aerlin	There Has To Be A Way??
Navaya	I don't even have to draw anything
Drufle (GM)	just make a very small ice golem
Navaya	there's a remarkably large number of ice mechs
Aerlin	i was thinking collosal anyway bye bye
Drufle (GM)	seeya
	ENOUGH OF THAT. TIME FOR THE REAL ONE.
Streak	if they dont show up in time can i have their stuff
Drufle (GM)	session 22: aerlin inherits over 60k gp in resources
Streak	and like, 50 swords?
Drufle (GM)	many swords i think it's more like 7 but it's still a lot
Aerlin	You know, in the meantime... Red was talking to someone, wasn't he? We could RP that or just figure out what the results were..?
Drufle (GM)	yeah we're semi-interrogating the dwarf cleric
Aerlin	Boz is also there I guess??
Drufle (GM)	he is indeed for, uh, whatever we'd like to do with him there are actually a bunch of things i need to tell the party stuff they found in staunton's room dunno if it's worth going through all the babble with only two people here at the moment
Aerlin	Eh go ahead it'll be in the log I guess
Drufle (GM)	Fair point. Make some people actually read the blessed things. So along with that giant pile of treasure, you guys found a journal in Staunton's chest. Arguably, this might actually be the most valuable object you found.
Aerlin	Is it made of Gold?
Drufle (GM)	There's a whole lot of very important information in here. Uhhhh. It's just black stained leather, I think.
Aerlin	We shall sell it to the highest bidder. On...faerieBay...?
Drufle (GM)	The first thing it mentions is a comprehensive list of dozens of holy items that Staunton and his brother tainted with something called a Corruption Forge.
Golurk	Kragg's List
Drufle (GM)	Perfect. Yes.
Red Redford	that doesnt sound good
Drufle (GM)	There's also a physical description of the Sword of Valor, as well as a number of entries noting his annoyance at Aponavicius' refusal to let him corrupt it.
Red Redford	curious...
Drufle (GM)	A number of pages (quite a few, actually) are just descriptions of various means of torture he plans on using on Irabeth as revenge for ruining his life.
Aerlin	Someone's got a grudge, yeesh.
Red Redford	oh how the turntables
Drufle (GM)	Notes on an incredibly powerful shadow demon known as Eustoyriax, who came to Drezen not long ago, riding in the possessed body of a crusader.
Red Redford	ominous theyre totally alive somewhere clearly
Drufle (GM)	The demon came with gifts for Aponavicius; five vials of distilled power, brewed from a powder made from something called a Nahyndrian crystal. Staunton volunteered to test the fluids, which granted him incredible power. Aponavicius proceeded to take one vial for herself, and gave the remaining three to her favorite pets; only her chimera survived.
Red Redford	hence the mythic tiers hmhmmm potent
Aerlin	mythic juice, yum
Drufle (GM)	Eustoyriax is currently protecting the Sword of Valor somewhere underneath the citadel.
Aerlin	Would make a great component in our next batch of iced cream flavours...
Red Redford	...oh so there are like two major shadow demons eh
Aerlin	I wonder what I know about shadow demons, then.
Red Redford	but Epona Vicious isnt there
Drufle (GM)	Staunton has a few pages on someone named Xanthir Vang, a leader of the regional Blackflame Adepts that is currently in charge of the Templars of the Ivory Labyrinth. He also mentions a notable dislike of the wizard; something about Vang deeply revolted Staunton.
Red Redford	oh boy a summoner
Drufle (GM)	Finally, there are notes of a very important prisoner in the dungeons; a succubus named Arueshalae, who was captured and imprisoned by Aponavicius for some sort of anti-Abyssal heresey. The succubus escaped Drezen shortly after Aponavicius left the citadel, and finding and retrieving her has been Staunton's primary point of focus for a while now.
Aerlin	Hmm...surely not the one we ran into. Ah, well, then no. She's off.
Drufle (GM)	This section ends with mention of him hiring an annis hag cultist of Sifkesh to track Arueshalae down, stating that he himself will go out after her once, quote, "this matter with the so-called heroes of Kenabres is settled."
Red Redford	thats us!!! neat i think
Drufle (GM)	:P So that's pretty much all the important information in here. There's a bit of backstory as well; information about how Staunton was responsible for the fall of Drezen. Mostly accidentally.
Aerlin	First thing's first, we're probably gonna fight a shadow demon.
Red Redford	relatable yeah we gotta prepare
Aerlin	So let's try get some tactical info...
Red Redford	knowledge checks???
Aerlin	Knowledge roll??
Red Redford	yea
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin totally already did a knowledge check on shadow demons, like, 8 sessions ago. Red Redford: default Red Redford : Religion Check 15 +4 Kn. religion, +2 Kn. of demigods +7 (Monster Lore)
Drufle (GM)	When we first found out that Aron had that shadowblood addiction.
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+19( 13 )+19 = 32
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
Aerlin	I have to do it again so I can show off my brain muscles.
Drufle (GM)	Right, ok, shadow demons... Traditionally known for being weak to sunlight, having incredible powers of possession and mastery of shadows, and are fast as all hell.
Aerlin	Hit it with swords, did you say?
Drufle (GM)	I'm very much saying the opposite. Because in addition to the above, shadow demons are incorporeal.
Aerlin	Dang.
Red Redford	oh so my searing light can help a lot
Drufle (GM)	I'm gonna go look up what all incorporeal means. It's one of those statuses that does a lot.
Aerlin	I mean, I have a Daylight wand, but somehow I don't think that will be enough.
Red Redford	we need some possession resistance somehow especially the heavy hitters
Aerlin	If it's underground, let's blow up the roof.
Red Redford	do we have an editable notes thingy i wanna paste the contents of that journal
Aerlin	I can aid one Will check per day, at least. Not amazing though. Of course, Protection from Evil will help too.
Drufle (GM)	Incorporeality makes you completely immune to all non-magical sources of damage, and even magic weapons and spells from corporeal sources do half damage. Corporeal magic/effects that do not do damage only have a 50% chance of effecting the creature. They can hide within objects and walk through walls without problem. Their attacks completely ignore all natural and physical armor, although force effects and mage armor still work. Also, they move completely silently. Basically it will the absolute bane of G'hesh and Rochelle, since their attacks will do half damage and it can utterly ignore all their armor bonuses.
Aerlin	Oh boy.
Drufle (GM)	Also I guess this might technically be a session now, so I'll plop down the number of 22.
Aerlin	I wonder if I could Dismissal it.
Red Redford	there.
Drufle (GM)	You can, and I really hope you don't.
Aerlin	Probably has that 50% miss rate though.
Drufle (GM)	It would, yes.
Aerlin	Also, it might come back anyway.
Drufle (GM)	In addition to the usual save. Well... It can teleport, yes. But it's not like it has plane shift.
Red Redford	thanks drufle
Aerlin	Well, they might resummon it later.
Drufle (GM)	Wasn't summoned. Remember? Virtually none of the demons you face are summoned.
Aerlin	However the baddies got it here in the first place, then.
Red Redford	hmhmm i think i get a spell that helps... lets see
Drufle (GM)	Probably the giant hole in the world that demons can just walk through.
Aerlin	Just saying if we bumped into it again in like 13 session's time its gonna be SUPER awkward.
Red Redford	http://archivesofnethys.com/SpellDisplay.aspx?ItemName=Force%20Anchor oh it only prevents them from moving through objects
Aerlin	I'm still gonna try, though.
Red Redford	wheres the Turns Incorporeal Corporeal
Drufle (GM)	Bud, if you faced him again in 13 sessions, he would be no match for the party.
Aerlin	A way to detect it's location, at least, will be useful.
Red Redford	another scouting cat party?
Aerlin	Does Navaya's pouch have that ability yet?
Drufle (GM)	It does, but he's not invisible, just incorporeal.
Aerlin	Well, he can move silently through walls, so we might still have issues tracking him.
Drufle (GM)	True. Well, I'll give you guys a little spoiler. There's an awful lot of dungeon before we even reach Eustoyriax. So no need to plan too much ahead.
Aerlin	Could hardly hurt us to do so for once, though.
Drufle (GM)	Fair dos.
Red Redford	http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/advancedPlayersGuide/spells/ghostbaneDirge.html
Aerlin	I like this planning thing. I feel all tingly inside.
Drufle (GM)	Pfffft. Caution? Foresight?
Red Redford	i can cast this!
Drufle (GM)	Madness!
Aerlin	I can't cast this! I don't like this feeling.
Red Redford	:P
Drufle (GM)	I was going to say you don't actually know that spell. But you don't really have to, huh/ ?
Red Redford	heckov
Aerlin	"So, what, you just like, -ask- your God for spells, and they hand them over?"
Red Redford	did we pick up any ghost touch weapons?
Aerlin	"That's utterly absurd."
Drufle (GM)	Now that you mention it, I think G'hesh is actually wearing ghost touch armor.
Red Redford	"I ask very nicely." roche should clearly wield her like a weapon
Aerlin	"I gotta memorise these really complicated runic patterns and weave magic through them. It's, like, super hard." "My brain hurts All The Time."
Drufle (GM)	Gosh, I can't believe you guys actually have like 47k gp. Rich kids.
Red Redford	i still havent decided on a goog magic items *item
Aerlin	"I mean, look at this Level 9 spell I have in here. I don't even remember writing this one down. I can't fit this thing in my head, it's ridiculous."
Drufle (GM)	What even is a level 9? There are levels above 5?
Red Redford	"I'll keep you in my prayers."
Aerlin	"I'm pretty sure it just controls plants, too."
Drufle (GM)	(yeah it's a pretty terrible 9th level spell) By the way, after off-handedly calling the party kids, I went and looked at how old everyone actually is. Guess who the oldest is?
Red Redford	navi
Drufle (GM)	Not even slightly.
Aerlin	Well, I'm 56.
Red Redford	aerlin
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, it's Aerlin.
Aerlin	Although, technically speaking I'm far older.
Drufle (GM)	By a factor of 2 or 3.
Red Redford	geez what a geezer
Aerlin	It's like. Elf years.
Red Redford	http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/b/bless-weapon/ how about this??? oils of this? its a level 1 pally spell
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle is only 26, Red and Navaya are only 18, and G'hesh is 17.
Red Redford	red is older than ghesh???
Aerlin	Do none of their races run on Elf Years?
Red Redford	and shes not even drinking age??? where are her parents
Drufle (GM)	Well, the three of them aren't actual races. So I have no idea of how they age.
Aerlin	Oh my God she's been underage drinking the whole time. We're criminals now??
Drufle (GM)	How terrible.
Aerlin	For the purposes of making this somewhat an actual session, should we do the Red Interrogation Scene? Does Red want to do that
Red Redford	tbh i want to skip that and do a check instead
Aerlin	We'll just assume you did Good Cop Bad Cop all by yourself.
Red Redford	feat. Roche sitting on the interrogatee instead
Drufle (GM)	There's not a whole lot Joran has to say, honestly.
Red Redford	the journal has most of it?
Drufle (GM)	No, that's Staunton.
Aerlin	You can't have Rochelle, we were having a chat last session while you did this.
Drufle (GM)	Joran is this guy.
Aerlin	She's MINE.
Drufle (GM)	Make your Influence check and we'll see how much he's willing to say.
Aerlin	...Ghesh is heavy.
Red Redford	yeah but. his info is mostly the same as the journal? or no
Aerlin	Unless she's not because she's a Teen.
Drufle (GM)	'Tis not. Joran doesn't actually know most of what's in that journal.
Aerlin	Just a lackey, then?
Red Redford	oh default Red Redford : Influence Check 39
Drufle (GM)	He's Staunton's brother, and has kinda just been dragged along.
Red Redford	lmao
Drufle (GM)	Gosh, friggin' +20.
Red Redford	i surge that too er
Drufle (GM)	Why!
Red Redford	jk
Aerlin	Good job getting Navaya to also sit on him.
Drufle (GM)	Well, in Staunton's years of being in the Worldwound, he's tried to drag several members of his family to his side. A few of these have succeeded, but Joran has always been rather lackluster in worshiping demons. Instead, he's tried becoming a cleric of Droskar, the evil Dwarf god. And that hasn't gone super great for him.
Red Redford	lol what a loser
Drufle (GM)	The only real reason Staunton's been keeping him alive is because Joran is very good at being a blacksmith. He's manned the Corruption Forge, and has corrupted quite a few things (as mentioned in the journal).
Aerlin	Interesting.
Red Redford	is the forge in the citadel
Aerlin	Wonder if it has a reverse option...
Drufle (GM)	It is in the citadel!
Aerlin	Like a button. Somewhere.
Red Redford	oh ok so its not portable...
Drufle (GM)	Joran actually has knowledge of the front parts of the underground dungeon.
Red Redford	but the shadow demon doesnt want to corrupt the sword of valor because of Mystery Reasons even though theyre in the same place already
Joran Vhane	Aponavicius doesn't want it corrupted.
Drufle (GM)	Whoops.
Red Redford	oh hi mark
Drufle (GM)	I don't know if Euystoriax cares either way.
Red Redford	Front Parts of Underground Dungeon added to Evidence Take that!
Aerlin	What about the banner? We aren't here for a sword, technically.
Drufle (GM)	He's never seen it himself, but he knows it's deeper in the dungeon than the parts he's allowed to be in. He's only ever seen the prison and the forge areas.
Red Redford	what does this do... default Red Redford : Confess
Spell Level: Inquisitor, 2
School: Enchantment (compulsion) [language-dependent, mind-affecting]
Components: V, S, DF
Range: 45 (Close)
Effects/Target: One creature
Duration: 1 round
Spell Resistance: 0
Save: Will partial; see text DC: 19 Rolls Caster Level Check =26 Concentration Check =20
Cast Defensively DC	19 You ask the target creature a single question. On the subject's next action, it must answer truthfully in the same language as the question or take 1d6 points of damage per two caster levels (maximum 5d6) and be sickened for 2d4 rounds. A successful Will save negates the sickening effect and halves the damage. A creature that is unable to answer still takes damage. Spells Notes:+1 DC to conjuration spells
Aerlin	Say, wasn't that banner magical in some way?
Red Redford	oh
Drufle (GM)	It's exceedingly magical. Literally a major artifact.
Aerlin	Maybe we can make use of it.
Red Redford	can we eat it to gain its powers
Drufle (GM)	Uh, ok, Confess.
Aerlin	At least to fight the boss.
Red Redford	oh im not casting it
Drufle (GM)	Ah. If you can find the banner, you probably could use it against them.
Red Redford	which one is deepest: the sword, the forge, or the shadow demon boss?
Drufle (GM)	He doesn't really know where the banner or the demon is; but they are both deeper in the dungeon than his forge.
Aerlin	Makes sense...
Drufle (GM)	In fact, as far as he knows, you have to go through his forge to get to the deeper parts. He sees Staunton and some other cultists pass through the forge room regularly.
Aerlin	I can probably make use of the Arcane Eye to scout ahead, anyway.
Red Redford	thumbs up emoji
Aerlin	Assuming of course, that there are no DOORS. I can't get past DOORS. Unless they have KEYHOLES.
Drufle (GM)	Joran is honestly just kinda sick and tired of having to listen to his brother, and aside from the expected "being sad that his family is dead, even if they were super evil", he's rather relieved now.
Aerlin	Well, isn't that nice.
Red Redford	can we redeem him
Drufle (GM)	Given time, and good Influence/Religion checks, he might eventually become a cleric of someone new.
Red Redford	neatorama i was gonna feed him to the dretch otherwise
Drufle (GM)	Oh dear.
Red Redford	just kidding! or am i.... Boz'gomoz lazes about.
Aerlin	No, only kibble for Boz!
Red Redford	good name
Drufle (GM)	He's probably too lazy to eat an entire person.
Aerlin	I mean, that's a tall order for most people. It'd take a few days at least.
Drufle (GM)	I figure eating a dwarf would be a short order.
Red Redford	im so hungry i can eat a dwarf! is probably a common turn of phrase 10/10 joke drufle
Aerlin	Probably tougher meat though. Is this gross??
Red Redford	we can invent sous-vide
Drufle (GM)	You're already making ice cream.
Red Redford	can we sous-vide ice cream
Drufle (GM)	You can't independently invent all of modern cuisine!
Red Redford	molecular gastronomy, bitch
Aerlin	Binging With G'hesh
Red Redford	navi help us make tanks of liquid nitrogen! hmmm what else can we go fight some things in the wilderness lmao
Drufle (GM)	I mean... We could just do the first fight or two in the dungeon.
Aerlin	Take THAT Hell Rabbit
Red Redford	hell yeah cool item drops! time to trade these in for Cool Armors
Aerlin	Fel Rabbit Ass Let's just start the dungeon already sure.
Red Redford	i bet we can handle one or two or all surprise everyone else the wizard really IS that powerful
Drufle (GM)	Alright, here we are.
Red Redford	creepo music
Drufle (GM)	So, I have a few things to tell you guys about this place. It's *bad.
Red Redford	where is this i think i missed a session...
Drufle (GM)	Uh, one sec.
Red Redford	ok
Aerlin	(Mage Armor + Protection/Arrows)
Drufle (GM)	There's a staircase next to this room. The one you fought Joran in.
Red Redford	so blurry there we go ah
Drufle (GM)	Yeah sorry, I forgot to mention that.
Red Redford	so weve explored every place on the ground level then
Drufle (GM)	Also, remember how Aron had a map of this place? (he did if you don't actually remember)
Red Redford	a Aron
Drufle (GM)	This room is just marked off as a storage closet on his map. Everything down here has been made pretty new.
Aerlin	They sure work fast. I wonder if it's up to safety codes.
Red Redford	i cast heroism on myself
Drufle (GM)	So first things first. As I was saying earlier, this place is bad.
Red Redford	oh boy like detect evil off the charts bad?
Drufle (GM)	The entire dungeon is heavily chaotic and evil aligned, meaning that any spells with the lawful or good descriptor are impeded.
Red Redford	SHIT
Drufle (GM)	The place is also under the effect of Unhallow, tied to a Dimensional Anchor spell. Nobody can teleport in or out unless they are CE. And finally, while you're down here, you're constantly hearing subtle whispering from the walls.
Aerlin	Will Dimension Door work?
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
Aerlin	Oh no!!
Drufle (GM)	The constant susurrus grates on your mind, driving you a little bit crazy. I need everyone to make a will save every hour.
Aerlin	Oh dear. Sanity checks... Drufle (GM):
Navaya	Willpower
Save:11 G'hesh Nhot : Willpower
Save: 9
Red Redford	can we cast dispel magic on the unhallow default Red Redford : Willpower
Save: 33
Save Notes	+1 per adjacent ally (Shake It Off)
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+11( 10 )+11 = 21
Drufle (GM)	You can try, but whoever put it here is CL 20. So good luck.
Red Redford	yea babee
Aerlin	Oh... Drufle (GM): Rochelle Gwerm : Willpower
Save: 20
Save Notes	+2 to Will Saves against insanity and confusion
Red Redford	will saves for days
Drufle (GM)	Alright, both G'hesh and Navaya actually failed. So they take 2 CHA damage!
Aerlin	I sure do have 8 CHA, huh.
Drufle (GM)	Not a terrible stat to drain, but don't let it hit 0. Things will go bad. So, now we can actually begin the dungeon.
Aerlin	"Wailing walls, how unsettling."
Red Redford	"Uncomfortable..."
Aerlin	"The very air here feels oppressive, too." "Like we're being held here."
Red Redford	oh what does it mean when good and lawful spells are impeded
Aerlin	"I hope I am being comforting."
Red Redford	CL checks?
Drufle (GM)	Yep. DC 20+Spell level or the slot is used up with no effect.
Aerlin	What's going on in here, then?
Red Redford	summonings gonna be hard
Drufle (GM)	Well... Not really. Isn't it a spell-like ability?
Red Redford	ooh wait i can summon neutral creatures
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin, this is a prison. There are numerous, completely dark, very small cells around.
Red Redford	is that how stuff like that works
Drufle (GM)	You're standing in an iron cage.
Red Redford	i wont argue against that :P
Aerlin	I'll cast some Light on these areas, then.
Drufle (GM)	I mean, I always assumed SLAs ignored spell immunities and stuff. There is actually dim lighting here; a strange, red lichen grows on the walls. It's very shiny.
Aerlin	Gross.
Red Redford	lets eat it
Aerlin	We can do that later. Are the cells empty?
Drufle (GM)	Some of them have skeletons- none have living subjects.
Aerlin	"Horrible conditions to die in."
Drufle (GM)	G1a/b look like they used to be jailors' quarters, but they're empty now.
Aerlin	Only one way forward, then. Let's stick together and press on. Drufle (GM): Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 20 A good try, Rochelle, but you found nothing of interest in the quarters.
Aerlin	Can I hear anything past the door, here? Aside from the wall whispers, I mean. rolling 1d20+11 ( 1 )+11 = 12 Nope.
Drufle (GM)	The whispering is very, very loud. It's getting kind of annoying.
Aerlin	Loud whispering...what a paradox. I guess we'll just open it then. What's the worst that could happen? Don't answer that. Red is lagging, apparently.
Drufle (GM)	He's doing spells. As he noted in discord.
Aerlin	Download more RAM, noob.
Drufle (GM)	In front of you is a very long hallway with more cells, most of them larger. A gated region sits to the east, and thick iron doors block the way north and south.
Aerlin	Oh, this must be the premium suite.
Red Redford	There! thank you for your Patients
Aerlin	Are these cells empty or skeletony as well? Red Redford: default Red Redford : Perception Check 33 what are g1a and b again
Drufle (GM)	Red hears the moaning to be louder in this hallway; something other than the whispers are here. Jailers' quarters, Rochelle found nothing in there. That's not saying much, though.
Red Redford	creepazoidical ok lets go
Aerlin	We'll move forward towards this noise, if we can pin it down.
Drufle (GM)	POKE
Red Redford	MON
Aerlin	Poke yourself.
Drufle (GM)	rolling d100( 76 ) = 76
Aerlin	Jerk.
Red Redford	gameboy encounter screen
Drufle (GM)	Whoops, he missed. A hand reaches out of the wall to try and poke Rochelle, but doesn't reach quite far enough. A ghostly hand!
Aerlin	Ooh boy, draining. Probably? Stay away from that.
Drufle (GM)	Initiative!
Red Redford	"Bad touch!" Drufle (GM):
Navaya	Initiative
Check: 22.08 Red Redford: default Red Redford : Initiative
Check: 31.15
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+7( 17 )+7 = 24 Drufle (GM): G'hesh Nhot : Initiative
Check: 16.04 Rochelle Gwerm : Initiative
Check: 2.01 Nice.
Red Redford	oh
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7( 8 )+7 = 15 Alright Red, you're up.
Aerlin	No one else is on the turn order thingy
Drufle (GM)	Uh, I see everyone.
Aerlin	I see Red and the Ghost. ??
Drufle (GM)	Odd. Everyone's there for me.
Aerlin	Eh, whatever.
Drufle (GM)	Red's first, regardless. For whatever he wants to do.
Aerlin	If you never act, then the enemy can never win.
Red Redford	hell o
Aerlin	jell o
Red Redford	i summon multiple doggos i guess
Aerlin	Can they pull it out of the wall
Drufle (GM)	Where to?
Aerlin	I think it's in there.
Drufle (GM)	Also, roll d3+2
Aerlin	Can't really see...
Red Redford	i dont know!!! wheres the monster im not used to this
Drufle (GM)	That was where the hand came from. Directly above Roch. Gotta make your d3+2 roll either way.
Red Redford	actually lets go with something new bralani azata handsome boy, i summon thee
Drufle (GM)	Just one?
Red Redford	yeah
Drufle (GM)	That's kinda like a bralani.
Red Redford	that wroks
Drufle (GM)	Also, is he savage or Agile?
Red Redford	agile!
Drufle (GM)	Right, then he acts on your turn and also on initiative 11.15
Red Redford	heckov ok what do we attack lmao
Aerlin	Attack the hand, if it's still out?
Drufle (GM)	You can actually attack it.
Red Redford	yeah is there something targetable
Drufle (GM)	It has cover against your attack.
Red Redford	oh ok
Drufle (GM)	Thus +4 AC. But is otherwise targetable.
Red Redford	i cant cast anything for me right now so ill make it attack "O whirlwind, strike the phantom down!" i make him use lightning bolt "Lightning bolt!" reflex save or take 6d6 damage
Drufle (GM)	Uh, ok, right. rolling d20+5 ( 13 )+5 = 18
Red Redford	what is the dc...
Aerlin	I'm gonna play the Sonic R soundtrack for this fight.
Red Redford	15
Drufle (GM)	So he takes 6d6/4 damage.
Red Redford	half ok it stacks
Drufle (GM)	He's incorporeal, and thus takes half damage from spells from corporeal sources.
Red Redford	this is gonna suuuuck
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. Roll your 6d6. Luckily they don't have much hp, that's the trade-off.
Red Redford	then red casts wait no i just move lol ok im done
Drufle (GM)	Roll your damage!
Red Redford	oh rolling 6d6 ( 2 + 1 + 6 + 5 + 3 + 6 ) = 23
Drufle (GM)	So 6 damage. Righto.
Red Redford	yea
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin!
Red Redford	cant wait to summon multiple azata later
Aerlin	Magic Missile, I guess. Hmm...
Drufle (GM)	Yep! Magic Missile does full damage.
Aerlin	So that's 5 missiles now
Drufle (GM)	All force effects do. You could even Mythic Magic Missile.
Aerlin	rolling 5d4+5( 4 + 3 + 3 + 3 + 2 )+5 = 20
Drufle (GM)	Right, that was like 2/3 of his hp.
Red Redford	strong...
Drufle (GM)	Anything else?
Aerlin	Move back a bit.
Drufle (GM)	So Navaya...
Aerlin	That'll do for now.
Drufle (GM)	Maybe ear-piercing scream? Mythic, even. Fort save... rolling d20+4 ( 16 )+4 = 20 rolling 4d8 ( 5 + 2 + 1 + 5 ) = 13 So... 3 damage.
Drufle (GM)	Cool. Now, I guess G'hesh is just gonna make a swing.
Aerlin	She's gonna chip the wall...
Drufle (GM)	341211 20 Alright, no crit fail, one hit. rolling d8+12 ( 6 )+12 = 18 9 damage. The bralani goes again!
Drufle (GM)	That's you, Red.
Red Redford	me! good template
Drufle (GM)	Oh, wait. I ordered the guys wrong. Enemies first, then the bralani.
Red Redford	weird that i only see the ghost, the bralani, and me
Aerlin	Um. Plural?
Drufle (GM)	Indeed!
Red Redford	Fear. Terror.
Aerlin	Sigh.
Drufle (GM)	First, against Rochelle.
Aerlin	Hello, sir.
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+10( 12 )+10 = 22 That sure hits her touch AC. rolling d8 ( 7 ) = 7 Rochelle Gwerm : Fortitude
Save: 28
Save Notes	+2 to Will Saves against insanity and confusion Yeah, she's fine on that one. And against Aerlin...
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+10( 19 )+10 = 29 Oof. rolling d8 ( 5 ) = 5
Aerlin	That's...a miss.........?
Drufle (GM)	Take 5 damage and roll a fort save.
Aerlin	Maybe..... rolling 1d20+8 ( 10 )+8 = 18
Drufle (GM)	You're fine.
Red Redford	so much con
Drufle (GM)	Now it's the bralani's turn.
Aerlin	"Gaow!"
Red Redford	ok! move em here 5ft step
Drufle (GM)	By the way, these guys look like mangled human paladins. Arms broken in multiple places, heads lolling to the side, legs trailing beneath them.
Aerlin	Haunting.
Red Redford	o-oh you shouldve said that the moment they creeped out i wonder what they are... anyway
Drufle (GM)	I was busy attacking the party to do introductions, my apologies.
Red Redford	full attack! lemme just handle this for a sec +1 composite longbow 18 (11/×3)/16 (13/×3) did that work
Drufle (GM)	It did!
Aerlin	i dont understand this but sure
Drufle (GM)	And those are both hits.
Red Redford	neatorama
Drufle (GM)	So, uh, 12 damage. And off goes that spectre.
Red Redford	spectre...
Drufle (GM)	So next is Rochelle. But... People in the way? I think you can just move through allied spaces no problem, right? Aside from like, charges.
Aerlin	...Sssssure.
Red Redford	yeah whatevs youre the gm lmao
Drufle (GM)	I honestly never can remember that rule because it constantly changes from system to system.
Aerlin	Move it Red!!
Drufle (GM)	I know you're not allowed to in SotDL. So, vital strike? I guess? How do you people work... rolling d20+18 ( 3 )+18 = 21 rolling 4d8+12 ( 7 + 2 + 6 + 3 )+12 = 30 15 damage it is.
Drufle (GM)	Red!
Red Redford	me can i move here
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Red Redford	5ft step
Drufle (GM)	Diagonal spaces are normally fine.
Red Redford	but aerlins in the way
Aerlin	Cool step, bro.
Red Redford	how will i cast searing light can i
Drufle (GM)	You can exist in Navaya's square, remember.
Red Redford	i forgot the ruling
Drufle (GM)	She's tiny, you can share a square with her.
Red Redford	oh can i
Aerlin	But what about her personal space?
Drufle (GM)	Priorities!
Red Redford	flutter above me while i charge up my laser default Red Redford : Searing Light
Spell Level: Inquisitor, 3
School: Evocation
Components: V, S
Range: 190 (Medium)
Effects/Target: Ray
Duration: Instantaneous
Spell Resistance: 0 Rolls Caster Level Check =17 Concentration Check =21
Cast Defensively DC	21
Original spell level:Cleric 3 Focusing divine power like a ray of the sun, you project a blast of light from your open palm. You must succeed on a ranged touch attack to strike your target. A creature struck by this ray of light takes 1d8 points of damage per two caster levels (maximum 5d8). An undead creature takes 1d6 points of damage per caster level (maximum 10d6), and an undead creature particularly vulnerable to bright light takes 1d8 points of damage per caster level (maximum 10d8). A construct or inanimate object takes only 1d6 points of damage per two caster levels (maximum 5d6). Mythic: The spell’s damage increases to 1d6 per caster level (maximum 10d6). The damage dealt to an undead creature increases to 1d8 points of damage per caster level (maximum 10d8), or 2d6 per caster level (maximum 20d6) if the undead is vulnerable to bright light. The damage dealt to constructs increases to 1d8 points of damage per 2 caster levels (maximum 5d8). If a creature struck has light sensitivity or light blindness, it takes the penalty from that weakness for 1 round after being struck by the light. Spells Notes:+1 DC to conjuration spells
Drufle (GM)	Good lord, son.
Red Redford	yike
Aerlin	I cry for the logs.
Drufle (GM)	So he takes 8d8 damage.
Red Redford	yea
Drufle (GM)	As an undead weak to bright light. Wait. Aren't you guys level 9?
Aerlin	Yes.
Drufle (GM)	Then 9d8.
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Red Redford	Then Perish rolling 9d8 ( 8 + 5 5 + 1 + 7 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 2 + 2 ) = 37
Drufle (GM)	You gotta make that roll first. Ranged touch attack.
Red Redford	oh! boo default Red Redford : Ranged Attack
Check: 14 LMAO
Drufle (GM)	That'd be a hit.
Red Redford	oh thank goodness
Drufle (GM)	And as he had exactly 37 hp remaining, he is demolished.
Red Redford	i almost rolled a 1 there "I hope those souls will be laid to rest."
Drufle (GM)	They kinda dissipate when they're destroyed.
Red Redford	did you know that bralanis can cast cure serious wounds neat
Drufle (GM)	Wow. That'd be handy if anyone took any real damage. Fun fact, spectres have a 2 level energy drain! It's incredibly nasty!
Aerlin	Baddest touch.
Drufle (GM)	So, what next? Move forward a bit more, or try and end it here?
Aerlin	We can proceed. And let's not go near the walls, so much.
Red Redford	yeah lets go for one more
Drufle (GM)	Righto.
Aerlin	https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/390938096889364484/401920472742363137/perish.png
Red Redford	streak you are amazing
Aerlin	I had a vision.
Red Redford	conga line
Aerlin	So. Bars?
Drufle (GM)	North, east, or south? Yeah, those are bars. Looks like they've been bent apart not long ago.
Red Redford	ah
Aerlin	Let's look past those eastern bars first. Red Redford: default Red Redford : Perception Check 25
Drufle (GM)	More cells contain what appear to be bodies of numerous humans, only (relatively) recently dead. Red finds small pinpricks in each of their necks.
Aerlin	What in the hecky? Is in their neckys. Some kind of injection?
Drufle (GM)	Possibly- each body has exactly two holes in their neck.
Aerlin	Oh. Vampires, then.
Red Redford	"How many Daylights have you prepared in your book of spells, Aerlin?"
Drufle (GM)	Hey, remember when those angry archer dudes at the beginning of the dungeon ran away from the gaseous form kitties in fear of vampires? They had a pretty valid reason to do so.
Red Redford	foreshadowing...
Aerlin	"I have 22 castings left in this wand."
Red Redford	and not just a joke fear. terror. drufle has actually foreshadowed how each of us is gonna die
Aerlin	These faces...my god, they're US.
Red Redford	then who was us???
Drufle (GM)	Man, if only I was clever enough to make simulacra of all of you. That'd be a neat fight.
Red Redford	how does casting daylight work oh also im ultra safe since i got a holy symbol
Aerlin	I cast it. And then it happens.
Red Redford	but first. knowledge check default Red Redford : Religion Check 27 +4 Kn. religion, +2 Kn. of demigods +7 (Monster Lore)
Drufle (GM)	Guys, by the way.
Red Redford	38 for vampires
Drufle (GM)	I hope you know that daylight, ironically, does not count as daylight for destroying creatures weak to the sun.
Red Redford	o-oh what!
Drufle (GM)	It acts as bright light for creatures weak to that (like cave-dwelling beasts).
Aerlin	They should really learn to Fear the Sun then.
Drufle (GM)	Also, you cast Daylight on an object. Just like with normal Light. What exactly do you want to know about vamps?
Red Redford	can we cast it on some garlic and throw it on some vampires
Aerlin	Worst nightmare.
Red Redford	their weaknesses in this system and their mechanical effects
Drufle (GM)	Ok, uh, can't make attacks against creatures with holy symbols or mirrors, unless it makes a will save. Bringing its hp to 0 doesn't kill it (unless you use daylight, running water, or a stake to the heart). And it can't enter homes uninvited.
Red Redford	does an aqueous orc count as running water if it charges
Drufle (GM)	... I uh. I guess so.
Red Redford	you know what to do streak
Aerlin	I have no words, really.
Drufle (GM)	Running water does 1/3 a vampire's hp every round they're stuck in it. So I guess you could just, like. Have Blubbelson grapple the vampire and then run around for a while?
Red Redford	FUCK this is great
Drufle (GM)	I can't let this not happen now. Anyways. Nothing else to be seen in G3. Aside from a deleted encounter.
Aerlin	Then...down?
Drufle (GM)	Sure.
Red Redford	ok oh and does the stake have to be wooden or can we just impale their hearts with a sword
Drufle (GM)	Wooden.
Aerlin	I can summon so many stakes. Don't even worry my dude.
Red Redford	oh yeah i forgot about those
Drufle (GM)	Also, they only remain dead while the stake is in them.
Red Redford	oh
Drufle (GM)	If it's removed, they return to life (unless their head is removed and doused in holy water).
Aerlin	Okay I don't know about the permancy of my spears. Vampires are so complicated. What the heck.
Red Redford	i still have 2 holy waters
Aerlin	These weaknesses are so specific.
Red Redford	maybe we shouldve gotten more
Drufle (GM)	This room is coated in dried blood (and fresh blood), along with multiple torture implements. The whispering is incredibly strong here.
Red Redford	so steak with spear, decapitate and douse with holy water got it
Aerlin	We have about 5 action plans against any vampiric threat.
Red Redford	i have a holy symbol but i dont have any spares so if we ever get surrounded youre all on your own
Drufle (GM)	Speaking of very strong whispers, I need you all to make another will save. While in this room, you have to make saves every 10 minutes instead of every hour. Red Redford: default Red Redford : Willpower
Save: 30
Save Notes	+1 per adjacent ally (Shake It Off) yikes Drufle (GM): G'hesh Nhot : Willpower
Save: 25 Rochelle Gwerm : Willpower
Save: 9
Save Notes	+2 to Will Saves against insanity and confusion
Navaya	Willpower
Save:19 So either stay in this room as little as possible, or find a way to deal with the sounds. Aerlin, your save?
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+11( 8 )+11 = 19
Drufle (GM)	Just Roch, then. When suddenly! HELLO
Aerlin	I wonder if our Restoration potions can cure this.
Red Redford	hello
Drufle (GM)	How about that initiative? G'hesh Nhot : Initiative
Check: 12.04
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+7( 19 )+7 = 26 Red Redford: default Red Redford : Initiative
Check: 22.15
Aerlin	sick Aw yeah I beat Red Drufle (GM):
Navaya	Initiative
Check: 11.08
Red Redford	aw
Aerlin	Take that nerd Drufle (GM): Rochelle Gwerm : Initiative
Check: 16.01
Aerlin	Take that Dear Friend of Mine
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+8( 11 )+8 = 19 Red Redford: default Red Redford : Religion Check 23 +4 Kn. religion, +2 Kn. of demigods +7 (Monster Lore)
Drufle (GM)	Also, uh... What's that for?
Red Redford	what IS it is it the vampire...
Drufle (GM)	It is!
Red Redford	speak of the devil
Drufle (GM)	With that check, you also realize that he has an unholy symbol of Shax. Aerlin, you're up!
Aerlin	My eyes fill with rage.
Aerlin	I must summon my truest friend. Go! Aqueous Orc!!
Red Redford	HIM
Blubbelson	"It is I, your glorious friend, Blubbelson!" "My, a half-orc! What great friends we could be!"
Aerlin	"My friend! Grapple him and run a bunch!"
Blubbelson	"Why, I love both hugs and running!"
Aerlin	"That's why I love you!"
Red Redford	how daisuki
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+18( 1 )+18 = 19 Oh no.
Red Redford	oh NO
Drufle (GM)	Blubbelson, please! rolling d20+18 ( 6 )+18 = 24 Not a crit fail then. Blubbelson goes in for the mightiest of hugs, and only manages to kinda slap at the vampire. The vampire is displeased with this turn of events. Red?
Red Redford	we take 5ft steps back
Aerlin	Why, this -bites-. I move a bit btw.
Red Redford	dont forget that this bralani is flying yea
Drufle (GM)	Oh, ok. Good to note.
Red Redford	ok and... lightning bolt! "A flash of lightning, whirlwind!"
Drufle (GM)	Reflex... rolling d20+9 ( 10 )+9 = 19 That's a yes. So half damage, roll away.
Red Redford	"Tell me, bloodsucker. What is your name, so we may remember you." rolling 6d6 ( 6 + 2 + 2 + 3 + 5 + 6 ) = 24
Aerlin	Btw I love this anime attack yell thing we're doing.
Drufle (GM)	He actually growls something in Orcish, which I don't think any of you speak?
Red Redford	hell yea ill wring out as much anime bullshit i can get away with
Aerlin	You know I should have been learning more languages with each rank I put in Society.
Drufle (GM)	Retroactively, yeah.
Aerlin	But sure I don't know it.
Red Redford	and i will
Drufle (GM)	Get that done another time.
Red Redford	searing light again
Aerlin	But Blubbleson might?
Drufle (GM)	Oh. Actually yeah, good point. Hey look, it's Navaya!
Navaya	did you have to summon blubbelson just to cover for me
Drufle (GM)	No, vampires are weak to running water.
Navaya	..................
Red Redford	oh its you
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, roll your ranged touch attack, Red.
Red Redford	i thought drufle was talking with himself default Red Redford : Ranged Attack
Check: 20
Drufle (GM)	Yep, roll damage. 9d8.
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Red Redford	"THEN PERISH." rolling 9d8 ( 5 + 4 + 4 + 4 + 8 + 5 + 2 + 6 + 2 ) = 40
Drufle (GM)	Hoo boy. Now it's his turn. Also, did in fact growl his name at you, and I guess Blubbelson would've understood.
Aerlin	"(Is this going to become a meme of some kind...?)"
Red Redford	i hope this doesnt... BITE ME in the BUTTOCKS
Blubbelson	"Why, what a good friend you will be, Mr. Nul!"
Aerlin	"Don't get too attached, now, he's mega evil."
Drufle (GM)	The vampire turns to Rochelle and attempts something... Why is the DC not written here, dangit. One sec. Red Redford: default Red Redford : Perception Check 34 hold it! whats up
Aerlin	Should I try to shield her save?
Drufle (GM)	It's gonna be a will save, so maybe. Alright, DC 21, looks like. Rochelle Gwerm : Willpower
Save: 27
Save Notes	+2 to Will Saves against insanity and confusion She's good.
Red Redford	gucci as fuck
Drufle (GM)	The vampire is notably annoyed by this fact. Speaking of which, it's her turn.
Aerlin	Maybe she shouldn't have started a 7v1 then!
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+18( 18 )+18 = 36 Yikes. rolling 4d8+12 ( 4 + 6 + 3 + 4 )+12 = 29
Aerlin	In fact, I guess its 8.
Drufle (GM)	19 damage it is. G'hesh attack! rolling d20+20 ( 18 )+20 = 38 rolling d8+12 ( 2 )+12 = 14 Navaya! That's you, Mopp, my dude.
Navaya	one sec sneezing fit
Red Redford	bless you
Drufle (GM)	Gesundheit.
Navaya	okay. is the elven archer standing on me a friend?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Navaya	good
Drufle (GM)	Vampire is the only target. I didn't use up much of your stuff.
Navaya	anyone need healing badly?
Drufle (GM)	I didn't bother re-preparing spells, and have only used a mythic EPS.
Aerlin	Nah.
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin and Roch have both taken, like, 7 damage.
Aerlin	I lost 5HP in the last battle?
Navaya	cool
Aerlin	I got poked.
Drufle (GM)	We fought ghosts and they were not very dangerous.
Navaya	and finally, how's the vampire looking?
Drufle (GM)	He's ok.
Red Redford	ugly
Drufle (GM)	About, like, halfish?
Navaya	okay so not in stabbing range yet
Drufle (GM)	Not really. He does also have cold resist. And electric. I just noticed this now on his defenses sheet.
Aerlin	Elements just kind of suck huh
Navaya	oh one more thing is this a new day?
Drufle (GM)	They bypass DR, so that's something. Yeah.
Aerlin	Shoulda been a Sonic Witch
Navaya	okay then well If that's the case I will pelt-oh for god's sake everyone's in the way
Aerlin	Ultimately we want Blubbelson to grapple him. Navaya: Navaya : Ice Spears
Spell Level: Witch (Winter Witch), 3
School: conjuration [cold]
Cast Time: 1 sa
Components: V, S, M (a small conical crystal)
Range: 45 (Close)
Effects/Target: 1 ice spear/4 levels
Duration: instantaneous
Save: Reflex half + see text DC: 18 Concentration: +17 Rolls Caster Level Check +9 =11 Upon casting this spell, one or more giant spears of ice lance up out of the ground. Each stalagmite-like icicle affects a 5-foot square and tapers to a height of 10 feet. You may cause a number of ice spears equal to one spear for every four caster levels you possess to burst from the ground. A creature that occupies a square from which a spear extends (or that is within 10 feet of the ground below) takes 2d6 points of piercing damage and 2d6 points of cold damage per square—creatures that take up more than one square can be hit by multiple spears if the caster is high enough level. The explosive growth can also trip foes. When the spears erupt from the ground, they make a combat maneuver check against any targets that take damage from the spears, with a total bonus equal to your caster level plus your Intelligence, Wisdom, or Charisma modifier, whichever is highest. Each additional ice spear beyond the first that strikes a single foe grants a +10 bonus to this CMB check. If the check succeeds, the ice spears knock the foe prone. A successful Reflex save halves the damage and prevents the trip attempt. If you cast this spell upon an area covered with ice or snow, such as atop a glacier, frozen lake, or snow-covered field, the spears strike with additional force. Saves against the effect suffer a –2 penalty and the spell gains a +4 bonus on its combat maneuver check to trip foes. Ice spears created by this spell remain after they do their damage. They melt as normal depending on the surrounding environment. They no longer damage foes in their square, but can provide cover. An ice spear has hardness 5 and 30 hit points. there.
Drufle (GM)	Right, Reflex. rolling d20+9 ( 19 )+9 = 28 That'd be a yes.
Navaya	augh
Aerlin	Sick flip, bro.
Drufle (GM)	So roll 8d6.
Navaya	rolling 8d6( 1 + 1 + 6 + 1 + 4 + 5 + 1 + 3 ) = 22
Drufle (GM)	So half from save, 22.
Red Redford	thats a lot of 1s
Navaya	its my punishment for being tardy
Drufle (GM)	And -10 from cold resists. So, 1.
Red Redford	hey drufle to get mythic searing light i have to spend mp right
Drufle (GM)	Yep.
Red Redford	which is shouldve done from the start...
Drufle (GM)	It's the bralani's turn!
Red Redford	again!
Navaya	drufle can we just redo that because
Red Redford	hes out of lightning now so i wi-
Navaya	half of the damage is specifically piercing and half cold so part of it isn't affected by cold res
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, but it's two spears, so it gets affected by the resistance twice. Or that's how I figured it would work.
Navaya	...I will fight this later when I don't have the onus of being late over my head next spear.
Drufle (GM)	Bralani, go ahead.
Red Redford	full attacke "Hail of arrows!" wait can i do that
Drufle (GM)	Remember, he doesn't have precise shot, so he takes a -4 to each one.
Red Redford	full attack again
Drufle (GM)	You can indeed.
Red Redford	huh youre right no deadly aim either
Drufle (GM)	Strange choice for an archery character, but oh well.
Red Redford	how about... melee
Drufle (GM)	Rush in if you so wish.
Red Redford	just on attacke then
Drufle (GM)	Yep. The +13.
Red Redford	1 scimitar 20 (9/18–20)
Drufle (GM)	Well, that is a hit. Not the best damage, but good enough.
Red Redford	i think i get +2 more from augment summoning i forget
Drufle (GM)	Oh, yes. Aerlin! And Blubbelson!
Aerlin	"Blubbelson!! ....I BELIEVE in YOU!!" That's my turn.
Blubbelson	"Good sir, I must insist on the greatest of hugs!"
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+18( 10 )+18 = 28 THERE we go. The vampire has been grappled, and Blubbelson runs into the wall...
Aerlin	A single tear runs down my cheek. Which by the way, also counts as running water. So back off, bub.
Drufle (GM)	And the vampire immediately takes 37 damage, which just so happens to be exactly how much hp he has left. I shit you not.
Aerlin	Didn't that ghost also have exactly 37 left...?
Drufle (GM)	He had precisely a third of his hp left.
Red Redford	37 is the new weed number
Navaya	you know, when you said "weak to running water" I assumed you'd have blubbelson do laps of the room to upset the vampire
Drufle (GM)	The vampire screeches and crumbles into dust. Well no, the vampire has to be immersed in running water.
Red Redford	bless
Aerlin	In water that is running.
Blubbelson	"Oh dear, the good man seems to have vanished!"
Navaya	yes red bless now so it doesn't come back
Aerlin	"And now must hug me."
Blubbelson	"Well, I can't say no to that!" Blubbelson gives Aerlin an incredibly wet hug.
Aerlin	isn't this just beautiful Navaya looks at aerlin and blubbelson hug it out, and goes back to sleep
Drufle (GM)	Also, you don't actually need to bless the vampire.
Navaya	"I am too tired for this..."
Drufle (GM)	Running water is one of three ways to instantly kill a vampire.
Navaya	that's. weird but ok
Aerlin	Vampires are fucked up man.
Drufle (GM)	The other two being a stake to the heart and broad daylight.
Aerlin	We had access to all of those, kind of.
Red Redford	"Undeath makes monsters out of the mightiest of men."
Navaya	see I assumed discworld rules. so if you dripped blood in the ash pile it'd instantly reform
Drufle (GM)	Blubbelson waves and vanishes back into the aether.
Red Redford	even the bralani
Aerlin	"I'm going to miss him..."
Drufle (GM)	The bralani too, yeah. Time's definitely up on his summon.
Red Redford	"Farewell, extremely handsome whirlwind..."
Navaya	"Oh he'll be back next time you need him"
Drufle (GM)	The vampire has a wand of Death Knell with 39 charges, a suit of shadow studded leather, and a vicious dagger.
Aerlin	"What cruel fate, I can only summon him once per day."
Red Redford	death knell eh what is vicious dagger lets see...
Drufle (GM)	G5a has nothing of interest in it. Any of the rooms.
Red Redford	oh is the every 10 minutes effect still active
Aerlin	Death Knell is a cleric spell...
Drufle (GM)	It sure is!
Red Redford	maybe we gotta move away from here
Drufle (GM)	Although another 10 minutes have not passed yet.
Aerlin	Let's explore quickly, then.
Navaya	what's happening on an egg timer?
Drufle (GM)	Horrible whispers from the walls.
Aerlin	Whispering walls make us go mad Lose CHA.
Navaya	I have so many questions
Red Redford	When a vicious weapon strikes an opponent, it creates a flash of disruptive energy that resonates between the opponent and the wielder. This energy deals an extra 2d6 points of damage to the opponent and 1d6 points of damage to the wielder.
Drufle (GM)	Normally happens every hour, but it happens every 10 minutes in G5/6.
Red Redford	oh for masochists
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Red Redford	theres probably a build that can use self damage
Drufle (GM)	G6 is the room Theruk Nul (the vampire's name- Blubbelson wrote it down for you) was in.
Red Redford	raid it!
Aerlin	He wrote it on this soggy note.
Drufle (GM)	Inside is a gigantic pile of books covering broad swathes of information on both the Sarkorian Crusades, and various Outer Planes topics.
Aerlin	His handwriting is beautiful.
Drufle (GM)	It's 300 books in all, worth 2000 gp, and gives a +4 to both Society (History) and Religion (Planes) checks when referenced.
Aerlin	I love books.
Drufle (GM)	No other loot in these rooms.
Aerlin	Well, let's put these in the bag I guess.
Drufle (GM)	Book bag!
Aerlin	Hopefully that doesn't take too long.
Drufle (GM)	I think you guys will be fine.
Red Redford	i put the vampire loot in the treasure bag
Drufle (GM)	Righto. So let's end here, then.
Aerlin	Let's get out of the crazy room.
Red Redford	smart vampo
Navaya	im sorry everyone again Navaya helps cart out books
Aerlin	is fine
Red Redford	yeah its fine these r scrub fights
Navaya	it's fine. everything's fine
Drufle (GM)	We got a lot of talking done which you should look into tomorrow after BW. Or before, who cares.
Red Redford	with an alarming number of undead
Drufle (GM)	That'll be all for today. See ya later, everyone.
Red Redford	bey