G'hesh Nhot picks up and holds ???

Rochelle Gwerm	"Bar run!"
G'hesh Nhot	"mine"
Aerlin	"That does sound fun."
G'hesh Nhot	BEER now?
Aerlin	"We've had a hard day after all, we deserve a rest."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Rest and a drink" "mostly drink"
Drufle (GM)	(i went to take a quick break) So, are we just going to do this?
Rochelle Gwerm	of course
G'hesh Nhot	yes
Navaya	"I'll pass, alcohol doesn't work so good when you're 1 foot tall."
G'hesh Nhot	??? is being carried by me
Rochelle Gwerm	"Not with that attitude!"
G'hesh Nhot	pixie drink
Drufle (GM)	Alright then, session 4 begins with an impromptu bar crawl in a town with 1 pub.
Aerlin	I'm glad it even has one.
G'hesh Nhot	with eggcup
??? Man	"WHAT IS THIS INSOLENCE PUT ME DOWN"
Aerlin	"We're off to have fun."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Man, relaaaax, haven't you ever been to a pub before?" Anevia Tirablade is giggling furiously.
Aerlin	"You love fun, I'm sure."
G'hesh Nhot	"friend"
Aerlin	"Everyone loves fun..."
G'hesh Nhot	drink
??? Man	"I WILL NOT BE MANHANDLED IN SUCH A FASHION IN A TOWN OF INGRATES" G'hesh Nhot does not understand words
Rochelle Gwerm	"If you didn't make such a huff about going here we wouldn't of had to"
G'hesh Nhot	"he talk funny"
Aerlin	"I'll buy you a drink, question marks Man."
Rochelle Gwerm	"This is like...a business outing" ??? Man continues yelling and grumbling all the way to the tiny pub. G'hesh Nhot starts to walk to pub Rochelle Gwerm enters the pub
Aerlin	I'm gonna roll that influence now.
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead, I suppose.
G'hesh Nhot	"me help"
Aerlin	That's...13.
Drufle (GM)	Uh huh.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm guessing we roll to resist getting drunk?
Drufle (GM)	He is not persuaded by your niceties.
G'hesh Nhot	good cop, big brute roll
Aerlin	Right go ahead large ones.
G'hesh Nhot	the play nice or he gets you one
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, this "beer" they're serving is some kind of fungal-based grain alcohol.
Aerlin	It's very interesting.
Drufle (GM)	It'll fuck you up good if you drink too quickly.
G'hesh Nhot	..... woops Rochelle Gwerm dumps an entire glass down her throat
G'hesh Nhot	beer gone
Drufle (GM)	I'd make fort saves, both of you.
Rochelle Gwerm	you know that trick where you just open your throat and dump it? that's what just happened
Drufle (GM)	Pffft. Alright, Sleight of Hand then.
Aerlin	Aerlin's a slow drinker. It's cheaper if you take your time anyway. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Fortitude
Save: 12
Aerlin	And more fun.
Drufle (GM)	Oh, you're drinking it.
Aerlin	Drink responsibly!
G'hesh Nhot	i cannot find it
Drufle (GM)	I'll call that a "You're pretty friggin' buzzed."
Rochelle Gwerm	its under defenses
Drufle (GM)	It's a +4, if you just want to roll it.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Woahaoho, this is some strong stuff" G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Fortitude
Save: 17
Rochelle Gwerm	"I'll have another"
Drufle (GM)	Nhot's fine.
G'hesh Nhot	me good more
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+2( 13 )+2 = 15 ??? man is also perfectly fine with this.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Drink, fancy man, its good"
??? Man	"Gah, this is deplorable! Who would make a beverage from fungus!" G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Fortitude
Save: 24 MORE
Drufle (GM)	Well alright.
Rochelle Gwerm	a second drink, I take it?
Aerlin	Can I roll to see if i know who would make a beverage from fungus
Rochelle Gwerm	what happens if I keep drinking while drunk?
Drufle (GM)	Nhot is just chugging down entire pitches of Mushbeer. You'll have penalties to future fort saves, Rochelle.
Aerlin	aerlin is the biggest know it all
Drufle (GM)	And go ahead, Aerlin.
Rochelle Gwerm	so I should just hold out?
Aerlin	13 + 10 for Society i guess
Drufle (GM)	Maybe, like, Society? Wow ok.
G'hesh Nhot	that was a crit, did i just drink a barrel?
Aerlin	another 13...
Drufle (GM)	Basically, yeah Nhot.
Aerlin	Not a great sign.
Rochelle Gwerm	our usual luck, it seems
G'hesh Nhot	beer good
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin, you figure this is some kind of triple-distilled beverage made from the fancy glowing blue fungus coating most of the cave. Without any grain or fruit to ferment, they went with this stuff.
Aerlin	I'm going to say all that to ??? Man He'll love it
Rochelle Gwerm	pffft
G'hesh Nhot	?me belches loud enough to make the table rattle
Drufle (GM)	It's actually pretty good, hints of stone and blue. G'hesh Nhot does as i said above
Drufle (GM)	Not blueberry, the color blue.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Damn, dragon lady, I'm impressed"
Aerlin	I love blue. Obviously.
G'hesh Nhot	beer good
Drufle (GM)	It's the flavor of that blue gatorade.
??? Man	"Well clearly there's effort behind the drink, and I'll admit it's quite creative, but still, fungus!" G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Fortitude
Save: 17
??? Man	"What a horrendous decision on their part."
G'hesh Nhot	still good
Drufle (GM)	Nhot shows no signs of slowing down.
Aerlin	"At least they picked blue."
Rochelle Gwerm	burning all her luck now I see
Drufle (GM)	The bartender is getting concerned. G'hesh Nhot looks at bartender
G'hesh Nhot	"your drink good"
Aerlin	Are you all going to do the influencing anytime soon?
Rochelle Gwerm	"So, mystery fancy man, you never did give us your name" he's not drunk and he doesn't like it, is the problem
Aerlin	There she goes.
Drufle (GM)	The bartender kinda nods his head, a bit frightened. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Influence Check 18 -1 to Bluff checks +4 to Intimidate
G'hesh Nhot	fuck
Drufle (GM)	My god, someone finally beat his DC.
Rochelle Gwerm	"We've knooown each other for a while now"
Aerlin	We did it!
Drufle (GM)	It only took four sessions.
G'hesh Nhot	just took some alcohol
Rochelle Gwerm	"it couldn't hurt to tell now, ya?"
Aerlin	This is truly the real super power of teamwork.
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle is powered by the Blue Booze ??? Man sips on the Mushbeer and growls. G'hesh Nhot growls back
Rochelle Gwerm	don't growl in front of the dragon lady
??? Man	"You've done good work keeping me out of trouble, and I admit your efforts have been above average."
Rochelle Gwerm	"I should hope so" "I am probably the strongest woman you'll ever meet" it is revealed at long last
Horgus Gwerm	"Alright, fine. I am Horgus, of house Gwerm."
Rochelle Gwerm	"House of...Gwerm?"
Horgus Gwerm	"Now please stop pestering me."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Huh...my mother's maiden name was Gwerm"
G'hesh Nhot	"pest, where
Rochelle Gwerm	"Funny coincidence"
Horgus Gwerm	"I'm sure."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Well I guess it was her...current family name...my dad didn't have one"
Aerlin	they're SIBLINGS?!?!?
Rochelle Gwerm	"Not that she would have taken it" "My dad was an asshole" G'hesh Nhot goes to find more barrels
Rochelle Gwerm	"Also dead" Horgus Gwerm is distinctly ignoring the party, entranced by the Blue.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Is Gwerm a common name?" G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Fortitude
Save: 18
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+2( 20 )+2 = 22 holy shit
Rochelle Gwerm	holy
Aerlin	See, he loves the blue.
Rochelle Gwerm	Horgus is holding out
Aerlin	They always come around to the blue. Horgus Gwerm starts knocking back Mushbeers to try and lose his sense of hearing. G'hesh Nhot has finished off the last of the beer
Aerlin	Aerlin has finished her one glass after 2 hours, so she's going to call it a night.
G'hesh Nhot	see roll above
Drufle (GM)	The bartender is very confused and also somewhat impressed.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I always wondered where my mom's side of the family was..."
Drufle (GM)	He asks if you'd like to close out your tab now. Rochelle Gwerm enters deep thought, but is too drunk to figure things out G'hesh Nhot looks at bartender
Aerlin	Aerlin already left. Gone. Just...sayin.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Yeah, it'd be good to close it now"
G'hesh Nhot	"tab"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Before I...pass out or somethin" Horgus Gwerm tosses a small pouch of coins onto the counter and waddles out the front door. G'hesh Nhot wants to find more beer
Rochelle Gwerm	she's Nhot done yet
Drufle (GM)	The bartender is too shocked by the amount of cash in the pouch to hear any complaints about more alcohol.
G'hesh Nhot	beer good, but weak
Rochelle Gwerm	did he just...pay everyone's tabs?
G'hesh Nhot	have stronger?
Drufle (GM)	There's like a hundred gp in the pouch.
Rochelle Gwerm	that is a lot more than beer costs
Drufle (GM)	He just paid off your tabs, along with the tabs for the next few thousand customers.
G'hesh Nhot	STRONGER
Rochelle Gwerm	wow
Aerlin	Rich people don't know what anything costs.
Drufle (GM)	"What's a banana cost, ten dollars?" G'hesh Nhot goes to bartender
Rochelle Gwerm	I think its more of a case of 100 gp being just...nothing to the rich
Aerlin	Yeah just what i was thinking.
G'hesh Nhot	"stronger beer"
Drufle (GM)	The bar is entirely out of alcohol.
Rochelle Gwerm	wut
Drufle (GM)	Mushbeer is the only thing they serve.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Nhot, buddy, I think you cleaned them out"
Aerlin	I spend the morning time making an Animate Rope scroll, also, I go shopping for some rope.
G'hesh Nhot	BBEEEEEEEEER
Aerlin	Unrelated, honest.
Rochelle Gwerm	pffft
Aerlin	No connection there. How much does rope cost...?
Rochelle Gwerm	"C'mon Nhot, unless you want to wrestle or something we should head back"
Drufle (GM)	A piddling amount, I'm sure.
G'hesh Nhot	FIGHT
Rochelle Gwerm	"I figured as much" "Les find a place outside and we can train...or something"
Aerlin	It's 1gp for 50ft G'hesh Nhot leaves to fight Rochelle Gwerm stumbles out with Nhot
Drufle (GM)	So, uh, do we go meet the village leader now?
Rochelle Gwerm	I mean
Drufle (GM)	Or should we let the kids sober up a bit.
G'hesh Nhot	yes, fight
Rochelle Gwerm	let me sober up
Aerlin	If anyone else wanteed to do something with their morning...
G'hesh Nhot	me not drunk
Aerlin	I'm done, though.
Rochelle Gwerm	I have 10 GP and nothing to spend it on at the moment oh god we're going to have to cross the lake again aren't we? nooooo
Drufle (GM)	I mean, he's on the island. Obviously.
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh paddle
Rochelle Gwerm	this is a future concern
Aerlin	You know what my solution is, Rochelle.
G'hesh Nhot	beer
Rochelle Gwerm	yes... to both, really confirmation and agreement
Aerlin	I just...really want to make you float.
Drufle (GM)	So whenever you're ready to talk to the chief, just say so.
Rochelle Gwerm	its going to make one hell of a dent when I land again
G'hesh Nhot	ready
Aerlin	Yeah, sure.
Rochelle Gwerm	lets gooooo
Drufle (GM)	Alright, Lann leads you up to a small hill, where a slightly larger hut sits. He opens the door, and inside is sitting a rather bloated man.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Sooooo, who's this guy we're- oh"
G'hesh Nhot	food
Rochelle Gwerm	"There he is"
Drufle (GM)	Picture in telegram as usual. He's dressed in rather simple clothing, cloth rags and some leather, the only sign of wealth or leadership a brooch with a bat and mushroom on it.
Rochelle Gwerm	oohhhhh Chief Sull coughs a bit as he stands up.
G'hesh Nhot	beer
Chief Sull	"Greetings, uplanders. I've been told you saved my friends, yes?"
Rochelle Gwerm	well, at least Nhot has a second note to play "Yep, that's us" G'hesh Nhot nodds
Chief Sull	"Well thank you kindly for that, we need every man and woman we can have down here." "I've also heard you know the cause of all these tremors and quakes?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"We got knocked down here because of them" "Kenebras was attacked, full force" "Some dragon got killed by a giant demon"
G'hesh Nhot	big fight Chief Sull nods slowly.
Rochelle Gwerm	"things are kinda terrible up topside" "At least the little we could see of it before we fell"
G'hesh Nhot	me want up to fight
Chief Sull	"Troubling news indeed, demons are our enemy as much as yours. We are descendants of the First Crusade, as you may know. We want demons dead just as you do."
G'hesh Nhot	fight demons to
Chief Sull	"In fact, I think it's time we did something about it. When you return to the surface, could you tell the authorities that we wish to join them in the battle?"
Aerlin	"We can certainly do that..."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Iiiiif there are any left"
Aerlin	"Do they know of your existence down here?"
Chief Sull	"I cannot be certain, but I feel that this is a time when allies of all kinds will be accepted."
Aerlin	"I should hope so. This mindless death and destruction has to stop." Chief Sull nods.
G'hesh Nhot	?
Chief Sull	"The quickest way to the surface is via a path to the south out of Neathholm, but unfortunately there's a tribe of our kind that has betrayed us."
Rochelle Gwerm	"You want us to smash them?"
G'hesh Nhot	me sort them which way
Chief Sull	"They have set up a small fortress in the path, and those traitors have banded up with some form of cult. If you eliminate them, and promise to bring my message to the surface, you are welcome to these."
G'hesh Nhot	fight Chief Sull motions to a crate to his right, marked with the same symbol as his brooch.
G'hesh Nhot	FIGHT
Rochelle Gwerm	"You, sir, have a deal" G'hesh Nhot lets out a huge battle cry Rochelle Gwerm hefts her greatclub
Chief Sull	"I'm afraid that I cannot spare my own men for your journey, but hopefully these potions will aid you."
Aerlin	"Say, what is this symbol? I've seen it around a few places here." G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Perception Check 18
Chief Sull	"Hm? Oh, the bat and mushroom? It's the insignia of my family, the current leaders of Neathholm." G'hesh Nhot finaly sees symbol
Aerlin	"And you mentioned a cult? Do you know much about them?"
Chief Sull	"I'm afraid not. They appeared very recently, and they are terrible folk. Quite evil, indeed. They venerate some demon lord, although luckily I cannot tell which."
Aerlin	"Demons, huh. I wonder if there's a connection, here, then. Maybe we'll find out."
Rochelle Gwerm	"We won't know until we start breaking some bones! Lets go!"
Aerlin	I don't have any more questions. G'hesh Nhot pulls out sword ready
Drufle (GM)	The crate contains 6 CLW potions and 3 potions of lesser restoration.
G'hesh Nhot	where fight
Aerlin	Cripes.
Rochelle Gwerm	neat
G'hesh Nhot	?
Aerlin	Let's dole these out. I say 1 CLW each, and 2 to Rochelle?
Rochelle Gwerm	I am really not paying attention to the potions though I probably should
Drufle (GM)	(also are we really not going to give the statuette back to the man to whom it clearly belongs)
Rochelle Gwerm	don't you mean the brooch?
Aerlin	Oh right.
Drufle (GM)	Or brooch, whatever it was.
Rochelle Gwerm	well slight problem
G'hesh Nhot	no
Aerlin	Was Rochelle carrying it?
Rochelle Gwerm	remember who has it? yeah that
Aerlin	Up to you, then.
Rochelle Gwerm	there's your answer right there
Drufle (GM)	Ah, ok, no free items for the party then.
Rochelle Gwerm	dang it why would you say that
Drufle (GM)	Because I'm hoping I'll meta-force Rochelle to do a good thing.
Rochelle Gwerm	fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
G'hesh Nhot	i have an idea
Drufle (GM)	Because, you know, this is kind of a Good campaign. Rochelle Gwerm fishes out the brooch from her...pocket
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hey uh, we found this while we were down there" "deeper in the caves and all" "this wouldn't be yours would it?" Chief Sull stares at the brooch in surprise, and his good eye starts tearing up.
Aerlin	what's the CL on these potions btw, just 1?
Chief Sull	"That... that would be my son's." Rochelle Gwerm hands the brooch back
Rochelle Gwerm	"oh....oh...."
Aerlin	(it was on a dead body wasnt it)
G'hesh Nhot	he died well
Rochelle Gwerm	"Um...uh..."
Chief Sull	"He left a week ago after we had an argument, I had no idea he would be so rash."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Sorry...the owner wasn't...alive...when we..." Chief Sull solemnly nods.
Aerlin	(rochelle whyd you have to be nice this is super sad)
Chief Sull	"I can't thank you enough for bringing this back to me." "Here, let me give you something..."
Rochelle Gwerm	"I uh...know what its like to lose family"
G'hesh Nhot	my family die in arenas Chief Sull walks back behind his throne, and pulls out a small glowing stone.
Aerlin	And I don't have a family, take THAT. Well. Sort of.
Chief Sull	"This is a great treasure of Neathholm, a relic that our champions use to empower their weapons. I'd like you to have it."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Oh...uh...thank you" Rochelle Gwerm accepts the magic stone thingy
Drufle (GM)	The gem, when added to a weapon, gives it a permanent +1 enhancement.
Rochelle Gwerm	well that's neat
G'hesh Nhot	??????
Rochelle Gwerm	does it require Good Alignment?
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay good
G'hesh Nhot	fight now
Chief Sull	"I thank you all for helping us out down here. Go smash some traitors' skulls for me, hm?" G'hesh Nhot nods Rochelle Gwerm nods
Rochelle Gwerm	"I'll do that"
Drufle (GM)	So, how about that water?
Rochelle Gwerm	shiiiiit
G'hesh Nhot	fight big
Aerlin	You know what I want to do.
Rochelle Gwerm	yes should I get drunk before or after?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, we don't actually have to roleplay crossing the lake every time, it's not exactly a dangerous thing.
Aerlin	After.
Rochelle Gwerm	hrrrrg
Aerlin	Rochelle and I swap scales. I tie her to the boat.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Uhhhh, uhhh" "You sure this will work...for long enough?"
Drufle (GM)	Oh, and as thanks for the ridiculous amount of money and patronage he received, the bartender gives you his recipe for Mushbeer.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I really don't want to go in this water" YES MUSHBEER
G'hesh Nhot	beer
Aerlin	"It lasts for a good while." "I think."
Rochelle Gwerm	now we can make our own
Aerlin	"I've never actually used it."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Do we have a backup plan or something?"
Aerlin	Is this river even that wide? Anyway. Balloon.
Rochelle Gwerm	here we goooooo Rochelle Gwerm uses the scale
Drufle (GM)	It is not actually very wide, no.
Aerlin	"Fantastic." "Now, row! Row!" We're across. Let's reswap them scales. Rochelle Gwerm falls hard into the ground when the scale wears off, leaving a dent
Drufle (GM)	Alright, how about we go actually start punching things.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I am never doing that again"
Aerlin	"It wasn't so bad." "Thank you for trusting me, though."
G'hesh Nhot	FIGHT
Drufle (GM)	By the way, I sure hope none of your characters have claustrophobia.
G'hesh Nhot	me first
Rochelle Gwerm	claustropobia is not an issue Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 18 G'hesh Nhot goes to front
Rochelle Gwerm	I have the most health, I go first
G'hesh Nhot	my fight
Drufle (GM)	Two mongrelmen stand guard at a forward post. Rochelle Gwerm tightens the grip around her weapon
Aerlin	Shh...
Drufle (GM)	They have not yet noticed you.
Aerlin	What do we do.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Charge?"
Aerlin	One would be no problem, but I can't Sleep both of them. G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Stealth Check 2
Rochelle Gwerm	tell us you have sleep order me and Nhot to attack one
G'hesh Nhot	woops
Drufle (GM)	Nhot starts yelling apparently.
Rochelle Gwerm	Nhot that was entirely unnecessary Rochelle Gwerm charges immediately
Drufle (GM)	HELLO MONGRELFRIENDS HOW ARE YOU G'hesh Nhot follows
Aerlin	We can probably take them, rather than use my sleep spell.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm getting this surprise round POWER ATTACK
G'hesh Nhot	FFFIIIIGGGGHHHTTTTT Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub Attack 14 vs AC Damage 10 Type: B
Weapon Notes	A large greatclub made of stone.
Aerlin	Righto. We shall assist.
Rochelle Gwerm	damn it -1 roll, +3 damage
Drufle (GM)	I mean, I should note that you can't actually charge in a surprise round. But alright. G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Longsword (1H) Longsword (1H) 19 vs AC Damage 11 Tail Slap (Razored) 7 vs AC Damage 11 Type: S
Rochelle Gwerm	no that wasn't actually a charge it was a move then attack
Drufle (GM)	You can't do that either.
G'hesh Nhot	can someone move my pog. i have a sheet in the way
Drufle (GM)	In a surprise round, you can either move or standard, not both.
Rochelle Gwerm	nvm then I just attack whatever look, what can I do? like I am here now I'm sure
Drufle (GM)	You can be next to them and not attack.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay
Aerlin	Position is good.
G'hesh Nhot	CAN SOMEONE PLEASE MOVE MY POG
Rochelle Gwerm	"HELLO THERE!!"
Aerlin	They may have ranged weaponry.
Rochelle Gwerm	can I intimidate? is that an action?
Aerlin	Okay, so you two move in.
Drufle (GM)	The mongrelmen are pretty scared, and yes it is. At least, if you want it to have mechanical use.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll just make them shit their pants
Drufle (GM)	If you just want to roll to make them roleplaying frightened that's a free action. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Influence Check 15 -1 to Bluff checks +4 to Intimidate 19 total
Drufle (GM)	They're pretty frightened, yeah. So, intiative!
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh punch
Rochelle Gwerm	"I hope you guys aren't too attached to your skulls" "Because you're not keeping them for long" Rochelle Gwerm : Initiative
Check: 14 oh, I think that's the best I've done on initiative Drufle (GM): default Red Redford : Initiative
Check: 10.08 G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Initiative
Check: 20.01
Aerlin	4 for Aerlin...and 21 for Navi.
G'hesh Nhot	fight
Drufle (GM)	Damn. Navaya's up first then!
Aerlin	Okay then. this weasel
Rochelle Gwerm	where did it go?
Drufle (GM)	Uh oh, did she absorb the weasel?
Aerlin	I move her 20ft to here ish.
Rochelle Gwerm	she fusion danced with the weasel uhhh
Aerlin	I'm gonna... Evil eye on the top one. -2 to attack
Drufle (GM)	Gotcha. Next is Nhot!
Rochelle Gwerm	alright then G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Longsword (1H) Longsword (1H) 21 vs AC Damage 12 Tail Slap (Razored) 11 vs AC Damage 11 Type: S
Drufle (GM)	Lordy me.
Rochelle Gwerm	good damage
Drufle (GM)	The tail slap misses, but that sure is 12 damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	again, why is Nhot a guardian and I'm the champion?
Drufle (GM)	Oh. Well that actually ohko's him.
Rochelle Gwerm	wow they're weak
G'hesh Nhot	me fight you think
Rochelle Gwerm	"wow was that it?"
Aerlin	Glad I didn't waste Navi's snowball, then.
Drufle (GM)	The other one is TERRIFIED.
Aerlin	I'm sure we'll need spells later.
Drufle (GM)	Speaking of which, it's his turn!
Aerlin	What a terrible guard. Show some bravery, man!
Rochelle Gwerm	"I kinda hoped these guys would put up more or a fight than some tiny mantles"
Drufle (GM)	He takes a free action to start shouting!
Aerlin	Ah, that's no good.
Rochelle Gwerm	"You really think your friends can help you?" G'hesh Nhot shouts back
Drufle (GM)	And then he attempts a swing at Rochelle.
Aerlin	Well. They would have heard us anyway. You're all so loud.
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4( 19 )+4 = 23 HRK
Rochelle Gwerm	ow
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6+3( 4 )+3 = 7
Rochelle Gwerm	meh
Drufle (GM)	That was like a third of your health!
Rochelle Gwerm	meh, we've got healers "Ohohoho you've done it now"
Drufle (GM)	So now it's time for... Oh wait, one sec. Ah, ok. Rochelle!
Rochelle Gwerm	attack?
Drufle (GM)	Whatever you want to do. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub Attack 26 vs AC Damage 16 Type: B
Weapon Notes	A large greatclub made of stone. wow, I should've power attacked
Drufle (GM)	Yyyyyikes. You just pound him into the ground.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Woops"
Aerlin	Can you see anyone else coming?
Drufle (GM)	Init still goes though, since he alerted his friends.
G'hesh Nhot	so that's 1 in the wall and 1 in the ground?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Rochelle Gwerm	not a bad start
Drufle (GM)	Want to move, Rochelle? You still have a move.
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm G'hesh Nhot roars
G'hesh Nhot	i want more
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll take a step foward
G'hesh Nhot	i follow
Rochelle Gwerm	this is a door right?
Aerlin	Going down might help us get line of sight.
G'hesh Nhot	please
Rochelle Gwerm	its Nhot your turn yet
Drufle (GM)	It is, yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	Oh I'll go down here then
Aerlin	That's good.
Drufle (GM)	That's the door.
Rochelle Gwerm	is it small?
G'hesh Nhot	can someone move me
Drufle (GM)	All the doors are medium.
G'hesh Nhot	i actualy cannot see map
Rochelle Gwerm	Nhot you can't move until its your turn
Drufle (GM)	This is just very cramped.
Aerlin	You can double click the sheet's top bar to minimise it.
Drufle (GM)	After Rochelle is... Red!
Aerlin	Doesn't actually close it, I think.
G'hesh Nhot	no lag is magour
Drufle (GM)	I think Red is just going to move into a firing position back here.
G'hesh Nhot	wtf
Rochelle Gwerm	we'll try to give you the play by play
G'hesh Nhot	my fingers aint working
Drufle (GM)	By the way, for those moving around, if you hold ALT while moving a pog, it ignores the grid.
G'hesh Nhot	ive been keeping up. we have a great gm
Rochelle Gwerm	Red is right behind you now
Drufle (GM)	If you want to be less blocky about your movement. After Red is Aerlin.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh yeah I guess this doesn't really adhere to a grid
Aerlin	I guess they're about to come through this door.
Rochelle Gwerm	put a trap maybe?
Aerlin	I do have rope.
G'hesh Nhot	fight
Rochelle Gwerm	don't be right in the line of fire though if you have a thing you can like...toss or something
G'hesh Nhot	pixie?
Rochelle Gwerm	we're not throwing Navaya
Drufle (GM)	She probably would not appreciate that.
G'hesh Nhot	? no fun
Aerlin	I'm gonna get that rope out, maybe we can stretch it across the door here.
Rochelle Gwerm	Animate Rope?
Aerlin	I could use that. Animate's a standard action. Then i moved just now.
Drufle (GM)	You still have your standard.
Rochelle Gwerm	I think they'll come out immediately
G'hesh Nhot	brb, toilet time
Rochelle Gwerm	so if you can't set this up in one turn then just hang back
Aerlin	Alright, I use Animate Rope and command it to stretch just under the door, and hold tight.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Wa-wait, what?"
Drufle (GM)	Alright, what's your DC for level 1 spells? Is it like 16?
Aerlin	it is.
Rochelle Gwerm	GOLURK HAS RISEN!
Drufle (GM)	Alright, here comes the mook brigade.
Rochelle Gwerm	brrrrrring it on
Drufle (GM)	The door slams open and out walk more Dudes.
Rochelle Gwerm	trip time
Golurk	fashionably late. again
Rochelle Gwerm	welcome golurk
Drufle (GM)	Morning, Golurk.
Rochelle Gwerm	we're fighting cultists
Drufle (GM)	We're punching mongrelmen.
Rochelle Gwerm	me and Nhot just one-shot some dudes
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4( 20 )+4 = 24 HRAG
Rochelle Gwerm	dang
Drufle (GM)	The first mongrelman heroically leaps over the tripwire and goes to bash Nhot.
Aerlin	Dang. Sick.
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4( 1 )+4 = 5 Wow.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh
Drufle (GM)	I just
Aerlin	He didn't stick the landing...
Rochelle Gwerm	can I just smack him for that that was so bad
Drufle (GM)	I'm going to play fair and make him Critgen.
G'hesh Nhot	back can i get a free swing at him?
Rochelle Gwerm	the critgen will tell
Drufle (GM)	Ok, he heroically leaps over the tripwire to try and smack Nhot, only to run into the barricade and get whiplashed so hard he's blinded.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Sorry buddy, but that was kinda pathetic"
Drufle (GM)	Who knows, maybe the second mongrelmen will do better.
Aerlin	Embarrassing.
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4( 14 )+4 = 18 He also leaps over the tripwire. G'hesh Nhot prepares
Drufle (GM)	And uh. Is a bit cramped.
Rochelle Gwerm	did the last round end?
Drufle (GM)	Not yet.
Rochelle Gwerm	so these guys are just dead last
Drufle (GM)	They come in at Initiative 0.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay
Drufle (GM)	He's gonna swing at Aerlin.
Aerlin	Oh boy!
Rochelle Gwerm	aw hell na
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4( 7 )+4 = 11
Rochelle Gwerm	oh
Drufle (GM)	HAVE AT YE
Aerlin	My AC is 11.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh noooo
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6+3( 2 )+3 = 5
Rochelle Gwerm	:/
Drufle (GM)	thwap
Aerlin	Oofie.
Drufle (GM)	And now for the last boy! rolling d20+4 ( 9 )+4 = 13 Ok, THIS one trips.
Rochelle Gwerm	he tried
Drufle (GM)	The rope slams itself around his ankles, and he is now entangled!
Aerlin	"Gah. Brute..."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Alright, which one of these three is getting pounded?" G'hesh Nhot smirks
G'hesh Nhot	all 4
Aerlin	You know my vote.
Drufle (GM)	Alright, back to the top with... Navaya.
Aerlin	Hmm.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh hey the round ended then rolling 1d1 ( 1 ) = 1 perfect
Steven Q.	ALRIGHT WHO DIED
Drufle (GM)	You don't get health back my bro. Gotta be bloodraging.
Aerlin	Oh, just in time.
G'hesh Nhot	them
Rochelle Gwerm	aw...
Aerlin	I was about to take your turn. Go ahead.
Navaya	cool
Rochelle Gwerm	fiiiine, I'll hold off on it
G'hesh Nhot	can i hit the one that hit our little one
Drufle (GM)	Also congratulations to Mopp on getting here remarkable early.
Navaya	now what in god's name are we up against
Drufle (GM)	Three mongrelmen.
G'hesh Nhot	its all hiding behind my sheet
Rochelle Gwerm	piddly cultists
Aerlin	It's very cramped.
Navaya	are you sure these aren't crab=men
Rochelle Gwerm	Nhot, you can pop the sheet into a different window, unless that lags
Drufle (GM)	You all had a nice chat with the chief and drank a LOT with the bartender. Yeah, that probably lags just as bad.
G'hesh Nhot	if i touch my sheet at all, even buttons i get lag
Rochelle Gwerm	is it better or worse than normal? hmmm that is an issue
Drufle (GM)	You should really get a cheatsheet made.
Aerlin	You should really just note the important figures.
Navaya	yeah P&P it up again
Aerlin	So handy.
Drufle (GM)	Seems like relying on the digital shield is dangerous.
G'hesh Nhot	i should but ive been rather busy
Aerlin	Relatable
Drufle (GM)	So Navaya, what kind of hex or spell or whatever do you want to use?
Navaya	gimme the lowdown how's everyone doing?
Aerlin	This one is attacking me.
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin and Rochelle have both been hit once.
Navaya	and how sloshed am I
Rochelle Gwerm	Aerlin and Rochelle have taken damage so far
G'hesh Nhot	me drank a bar dry
Navaya	oof
Drufle (GM)	You drank nothing.
Navaya	alright
Aerlin	If you attack him, I can finish him, I'm sure.
Drufle (GM)	The middle guy is blinded, the right one is tied up by the ankles.
G'hesh Nhot	i kill another?
Rochelle Gwerm	probably kill the blind one
Drufle (GM)	The bottom one did like half of Aerlin's health in one hit.
Navaya	ok I'll hit the one Aerlin wants me to hit
G'hesh Nhot	i want the one that got past me
Drufle (GM)	... That's uh. A good point. Nhot should've gotten an aoo against bottom boy.
G'hesh Nhot	oh good
Rochelle Gwerm	oh?
Drufle (GM)	He walked into and then out of her threatened area. G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Longsword (1H) Longsword (1H) 20 vs AC Damage 10 Tail Slap (Razored) 15 vs AC Damage 11 Type: S
Drufle (GM)	So she should be allowed to- yep alright.
Aerlin	She was too busy laughing at that other guy.
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah he doesn't get to attack you didn't take damage afterall, Aerlin
G'hesh Nhot	seeya
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin's wounds retroactively heal as the mongrelman suddenly bursts into pieces.
Aerlin	Oh. That's disappointing. I wanted revenge.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Reality again, eh?"
G'hesh Nhot	yep
Aerlin	"I feel odd."
Navaya	"man, I musta drank _something_"
Drufle (GM)	So, the blinded one I guess.
Red Redford	what kind of cultists are they
Navaya	"considerin' what I just saw"
Drufle (GM)	These aren't cultists! These are just bog-standard mongrelmen.
Navaya	they're just sewer mutants
Aerlin	Btw Navi your Evil Eye is a neat skill.
Rochelle Gwerm	they're part of a cult though
Navaya	yeah it is
Drufle (GM)	Evil Eye is sooooo good.
Aerlin	Fortune as well.
Drufle (GM)	Do you want to Evil Eye blind boy?
Navaya	may as well!
Drufle (GM)	What are you penalizing?
Navaya	AC I think
Drufle (GM)	Good idea. Nhot, you're up.
G'hesh Nhot	wait they have an ac?
Rochelle Gwerm	:P
Drufle (GM)	Of course they have AC! How rude.
G'hesh Nhot	which one can i hit Navaya glares daggers at one of the crabmen
Drufle (GM)	Both. Left or right?
G'hesh Nhot	nearest then
Drufle (GM)	Left it is. Stab away. G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Longsword (1H) Longsword (1H) 10 vs AC Damage 5 Tail Slap (Razored) 11 vs AC Damage 6 Type: S
Rochelle Gwerm	huh
Drufle (GM)	Those are actually both hits.
Rochelle Gwerm	wow these guys have nothing for AC
G'hesh Nhot	lucky
Drufle (GM)	He isn't dead, but those are both hits.
Red Redford	why did they attack us anyway
Drufle (GM)	He has -4 to AC!
Navaya	is this the same one I glared at? ah cool
Aerlin	We attacked them. They're in the way.
Rochelle Gwerm	They've been bad
Aerlin	Also we got told to I guess.
G'hesh Nhot	tail bitch slap
Rochelle Gwerm	Hell, Rochelle is cool with that
Drufle (GM)	The chief requested that you get rid of the traitor mongrelmen.
G'hesh Nhot	FIGHT
Rochelle Gwerm	my turn?
Aerlin	They're conspiring with a demon cult as well.
Drufle (GM)	Uh, yes.
Aerlin	Shameful. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub Attack 14 vs AC Damage 17 Type: B
Weapon Notes	A large greatclub made of stone.
Drufle (GM)	Which one?
Rochelle Gwerm	the guy to the right
Drufle (GM)	Batted out of the park. Rochelle Gwerm brings her greatclub down onto the guy's back
Drufle (GM)	(man maybe i shouldve left all the encounters in)
Navaya	once a killstealer, always a killstealer
Drufle (GM)	Red! Note that it is a new day.
Rochelle Gwerm	to the last mongrelman "That was the sound of your buddy going smush, by the way"
Red Redford	oh nice
Drufle (GM)	All abilities are refreshed.
Aerlin	God Rochelle, so creepy. G'hesh Nhot chuckles
Rochelle Gwerm	"In case you were hoping you had a chance of getting out of this" intimidation is like, her thing
Aerlin	Are...are we the good guys,,,?
G'hesh Nhot	"bye"
Drufle (GM)	He's just kinda quivering. Red Redford: default Red Redford : Cold iron morningstar Attack 8 vs AC Damage 3 Type: B and P
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle isn't a good guy, really
Navaya	bwep
Rochelle Gwerm	she's a neutral guy
Drufle (GM)	Well, that is just barely a hit. CLONK
Rochelle Gwerm	Wow they really have no AC
Drufle (GM)	Again, -4 to AC!
Navaya	I think the squid had more than they did
G'hesh Nhot	that one has -4
Rochelle Gwerm	even with that taken into account, their AC sucks
Navaya	did I evil eye all of them?
Aerlin	Better than mine.
Drufle (GM)	They're CR 1, you can't ask much of them. You evil eye'd two.
Red Redford	"..."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Well that went well"
Navaya	righto Rochelle Gwerm thumbs up
G'hesh Nhot	FFFIIIGGGHHHHTTTTT
Rochelle Gwerm	"Raid the fortress?" Navaya thumbs up
Aerlin	I collect my rope. G'hesh Nhot charges forward
Aerlin	"I knew that would work."
Navaya	quick question have I used my healing hex on anybody
Drufle (GM)	No. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 8
Aerlin	Nope.
Navaya	cool
Drufle (GM)	You are almost entirely fresh.
Aerlin	I got 16 on perception.
Drufle (GM)	These seem to be some sort of living quarters. Tanned hides have paint smeared on them in the form of deformed humanoids. Doesn't seem to be much else here.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Well that's a bit wierd"
Navaya	"oh look! local art!" Red Redford: default Red Redford : Perception Check 28
Aerlin	"Eww. Interesting."
Rochelle Gwerm	Red pls
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez.
G'hesh Nhot	wow
Navaya	he can tell what brand of paint they used
Drufle (GM)	Red hears a low hissing from the upper right door, and a quiet shuffling from the lower right.
Aerlin	...Up, then! Clearly. G'hesh Nhot wants to fight something
Red Redford	"There are some weird noises coming out of some of these doors..."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Anything out of this one?"
Aerlin	"We should remain quiet."
Navaya	"any of them sound friendly?"
Aerlin	A friendly hiss.
G'hesh Nhot	"FIGHT YOU COWARDS"
Drufle (GM)	The shuffling from the lower right stops.
Aerlin	Oh boy. G'hesh Nhot 's voice echoes
Navaya	"of course the dragon does that..."
Red Redford	"Why this." Rochelle Gwerm shrugs
Rochelle Gwerm	"Works for me"
Aerlin	"Do I have to use reverse psychology on you, Nhot?"
G'hesh Nhot	???
Aerlin	"I suppose you can handle whatever's through there, though."
Navaya	"she don't know those words, Aerlin"
Rochelle Gwerm	"So how we entering?"
G'hesh Nhot	fight, beer repeat
Rochelle Gwerm	should I just bust the door down and intimidate them? G'hesh Nhot opens lower door
Rochelle Gwerm	or we could go without any plan
Aerlin	Aerlin mentally makes out plans for a dragonshaped gag. "(just in case...)"
Drufle (GM)	A small common room lies beyond the door.
Aerlin	"Fled, seems like...?"
Drufle (GM)	There's a nice copper bowl full of embers on a table with some dice and jugs. G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Stealth Check 2 G'hesh Nhot : Perception Check 9
Rochelle Gwerm	Nhot, just stop
Drufle (GM)	HELLO I AM HERE NOW
Rochelle Gwerm	you can't stealth
G'hesh Nhot	it moved
Red Redford	youre all so bad at skills
Drufle (GM)	A door leads to the upper right, and a rope ladder goes downstairs to the lower right. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 8 G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Influence Check 7 Red Redford: default Red Redford : Perception Check 19
Drufle (GM)	Gosh this is a trainwreck.
Rochelle Gwerm	just let Red look at everything
Aerlin	Any tracks? Is the floor dusty? We should track that shuffle.
Navaya	I'm starting to disbelieve these rolls
Drufle (GM)	Someone was here very recently; strange footprints lead towards the rope ladder. G'hesh Nhot roars in frustration at the lack of things to hit
Rochelle Gwerm	"is this a door I should break?"
Red Redford	"Calm down, you'll get your fill soon enough." Rochelle Gwerm smashes this door open
Navaya	"Shoosh! I know you lile fightin' but ya don't want the whole place comin for yer ass!"
Red Redford	"Let's illuminate all available paths first."
Drufle (GM)	It's a trash pit.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Glad I did that" Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 9
Drufle (GM)	The trash pit now contains a door.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm sensing a patern G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Acrobatics Check 16
Drufle (GM)	The pit smells bad.
G'hesh Nhot	me first
Drufle (GM)	Wow, what's that for?
Aerlin	"Guess there's no garbage collection around here."
G'hesh Nhot	she broke the door, and i dived in to fight
Drufle (GM)	Ah.
Aerlin	Anything good in there?
Drufle (GM)	You are now sitting in the trash pit.
Navaya	SPECTACULAR LEAP
Aerlin	I roll...19 perception.
Navaya	into shit
Red Redford	"I'm going to see what the other doors lead to. Anyone want to come with?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hell yeah"
G'hesh Nhot	fight
Drufle (GM)	The pit is remarkably trashy, Aerlin.
Navaya	"Yeah I'll join you" "stinks in here"
Red Redford	i'mg going to stealthily peer through
Aerlin	What kind of trash!!
Red Redford	what do i roll
Drufle (GM)	Stealth.
Aerlin	I'm very interested! Rochelle Gwerm breaks down the door while Red is trying to stealth G'hesh Nhot charges past Red Redford: default Red Redford : Stealth Check 18
Drufle (GM)	You people are terrible.
Aerlin	You can just open the door.
Rochelle Gwerm	Nhot you aren't even in the room
Navaya	we're not a team
Aerlin	That's an option.
Drufle (GM)	This narrow hallway slopes downward steeply. The walls are stained with foul-smelling streaks of refuse. A mound of rotting garbage lies heaped at the far end of the hallway. G'hesh Nhot roars
Rochelle Gwerm	you have to tell Rochelle that "Oh hi"
Drufle (GM)	A big, angry lizard is sitting in this small pantry. He does not look pleased.
Navaya	ok why though Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Influence Check 9 -1 to Bluff checks +4 to Intimidate
G'hesh Nhot	charge!!!!
Red Redford	fuckening chaotic neutrals
Aerlin	I am still in this room with the trash, by the way. I never left.
Drufle (GM)	I know, Aerlin.
Rochelle Gwerm	I don't think that roll works for anything
Aerlin	So have fun.
Drufle (GM)	Nhot, I need you to make a climb check to get out of the pit. G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Influence Check 14 G'hesh Nhot : Acrobatics Check 4
Aerlin	Influence the GM
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle, you get a turn against the angry cave lizard.
Rochelle Gwerm	Nhot. You Are Not In the Right Room
Drufle (GM)	And oh dear. Nhot falls back into the pit.
Rochelle Gwerm	how angry is this lizard?
Drufle (GM)	Look at that frill. G'hesh Nhot is pissed off now
Drufle (GM)	He is quite angry.
Aerlin	I'll throw rope down to assist her. So glad I bought this. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub Attack 16 vs AC Damage 13 Type: B
Weapon Notes	A large greatclub made of stone. good enough for me
Drufle (GM)	A hit.
Red Redford	"Why do we need to be loud and murderous ALL the time?" Red Redford sighs
Rochelle Gwerm	"Do you SEE this lizard?"
Drufle (GM)	The lizard is now more angry.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Does it LOOK friendly?"
Navaya	"It's like herding cats isn't it?"
Drufle (GM)	Nhot gets out of the pit thanks to Aerlin's help. Red, do you want a round? G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Athletics Check 8
Aerlin	"Aren't you glad I bought this?"
G'hesh Nhot	wait, im out?
Drufle (GM)	The rope gives you an auto-succeed.
Red Redford	I'm gonna
Aerlin	"I highly recommend 'Rope'!" G'hesh Nhot nods thanks, and goes to fight
Red Redford	scare it default Red Redford : Influence Check 28
Drufle (GM)	Make an intimidation che-oh
Navaya	FUCKIN
Rochelle Gwerm	a littl- oh
G'hesh Nhot	wtf
Aerlin	"I'll have to leave them a review."
Drufle (GM)	The lizard immediately runs into a hole in the wall and disappears. Rochelle Gwerm is kinda terrified now
Rochelle Gwerm	"Jeeeeze man"
G'hesh Nhot	me follow
Rochelle Gwerm	"What even was that?"
Red Redford	"Violence isn't always the answer."
Aerlin	I'm gonna fire a Ray of Frost at the pile at the end of this hallway.
Navaya	"good lord tolc that was amazing"
G'hesh Nhot	FIGHT
Aerlin	I'm curious. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 19
Red Redford	"Sometimes you just have to look at them in the eye and declare your killing intent."
Rochelle Gwerm	"huh" "Okay then" G'hesh Nhot looks at red
G'hesh Nhot	"i kill you"
Navaya	"ok wat"
Rochelle Gwerm	"No, Nhot, we need him alive"
G'hesh Nhot	? but he
Rochelle Gwerm	"You can eat him later"
Red Redford	"There's a time and place for everything! But not now." Rochelle Gwerm looks around this room
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin: it's trash.
Aerlin	"Hmm. I see."
G'hesh Nhot	follow lizzard
Navaya	one mongrelman's trash is another samsaran's treasure
Aerlin	"Uhm. Did something happen...?" "Eh, it's probably nothing."
Rochelle Gwerm	what is in this room??
Red Redford	I'm gonna check this door out
Drufle (GM)	The pantry just has some food in it, some nice cured and smoked meats. Don't ask what kind of meat. Red Redford: default Red Redford : Stealth Check 19
Rochelle Gwerm	sweet
Aerlin	Aerlin rejoins the party.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll take some rations
Navaya	"Rocky hit a lizard and and Red scared it off!" G'hesh Nhot eats some meet
G'hesh Nhot	meat
Drufle (GM)	This room is...
Rochelle Gwerm	"Do we want to leave the guys downrope alone?"
Drufle (GM)	A trophy hall.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Like they're still down there doing stuff"
Navaya	"AUGH I'll go look jeez"
Aerlin	"Let's map out this floor first."
G'hesh Nhot	lets fight
Rochelle Gwerm	"We can map shit out at any time" Navaya flies a leetle beet down the hole
Drufle (GM)	Two bedrolls lie in this strange hall full of various hides, horns, and stuffed beasts.
Navaya	to peek in
Rochelle Gwerm	"They're not gonna wait for us" G'hesh Nhot looks at Rochelle, we go fight?
Aerlin	Navi, you have +12to stealth remember Navaya:
Navaya	Stealth Check20
Red Redford	"If anyone wants to loot, there maybe some things in here."
Drufle (GM)	The cavern down the rope is a bit musty, but looks similar to the guard post at the front of the fort. G'hesh Nhot goes down
Drufle (GM)	Down she goes then.
Navaya	"wha-augh whatever" Red Redford: default Red Redford : Perception Check 25
Rochelle Gwerm	we're already splitting the party Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 7 sigh G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Acrobatics Check 17 ghesh down in style
Navaya	"I'll mind the dog, you get goin!" G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Perception Check 16
Drufle (GM)	There's nothing of particular value in the trophy hall.
Rochelle Gwerm	really?
Red Redford	"Aw."
Drufle (GM)	Just lots of various monster stuffs.
Rochelle Gwerm	no interesting hides?
Navaya	he's giving an answer relative to your score, I think roll harder
Red Redford	"Then off we go."
Drufle (GM)	Dire bats, rock vipers, cave lizards, stuff like that.
Aerlin	Are we actually splitting the party, here?
Rochelle Gwerm	Red got a 25
G'hesh Nhot	i actualy rolled a good perception wtf
Rochelle Gwerm	like what else will we learn with a higher roll?
Aerlin	Everyone is just doing their own thing, we should communicate a bit here.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I see...one more door"
Red Redford	I go down to the hole thing too
Drufle (GM)	The lower guard post is abandoned at the moment, just some barricades like the one out front.
G'hesh Nhot	where fight go Rochelle Gwerm follows the others
Navaya	well the thing is that Ghesh is not going to listen to anything you say that isn't pointing to the next fight
Aerlin	Right, then.
Rochelle Gwerm	how far does the rope go down? G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Longsword (1H) Longsword (1H) 17 vs AC Damage 12 Tail Slap (Razored) 15 vs AC Damage 7 Type: S against baricade
Drufle (GM)	It's not very far and boy that barricade sure is shattered now. Rochelle Gwerm just jumps down the hole
Rochelle Gwerm	SLAM
Aerlin	"This rashness is going to get you hurt, Nhot."
G'hesh Nhot	?
Aerlin	"We have to be quiet."
G'hesh Nhot	?
Navaya	"I'm wonderin' if you'll actually climb back up that, Roch"
Rochelle Gwerm	"..." "can that rope even hold me?" "This is a problem I did not forsee"
Aerlin	I'm going to see if I can't hear past this door.
Navaya	"yeah dunno. Still it'll be fun finding out!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Oh well"
Aerlin	That's an 11.
G'hesh Nhot	door?
Drufle (GM)	Total silence from the other side.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I'll give you about...5 seconds till I break the door down" G'hesh Nhot opens door
Aerlin	"You can open it, you know." Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 14
Aerlin	"Watch this."
Navaya	ghesh gives one
Aerlin	I open the door.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Where's the fun in that?"
Red Redford	"Stop breaking doors 2017!"
Navaya	"what's a 2017" Rochelle Gwerm smashes the open door as she passes it
Drufle (GM)	Alright, so Aerlin opens the door?
G'hesh Nhot	i said it first
Drufle (GM)	Lord three of you are trying to open the door at once who's doing it. Nhot did say it first.
Aerlin	Me.
Navaya	aerlin opens the door and then I think gh'esh and rochelle smash the open door at the same time
Drufle (GM)	Understandable.
Aerlin	FIne just smash everything G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Strength
Check: 22
Drufle (GM)	Alright, then Aerlin gets the stab.
G'hesh Nhot	me take door
Navaya	stab?!
Rochelle Gwerm	welp
Drufle (GM)	As the door opens, an arrow whips towards Aerlin... rolling d20+8 ( 3 )+8 = 11
Rochelle Gwerm	"This is why we smash doors open"
Aerlin	Ow, my shoulder.
Drufle (GM)	rolling d8( 4 ) = 4 And strikes her!
Red Redford	"If we ever get to be popular heroes, I hope you're prepared for the bards to describe your hatred of doors."
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh hit arrow person ?
Drufle (GM)	Inside the room are three actual named NPCs!
Rochelle Gwerm	"Look a this fancy group" G'hesh Nhot doesn't care
Aerlin	I get a look at my assailants.
Drufle (GM)	A strange, insectoid-looking lady just pierced Aerlin's shoulder. Initiative!
Aerlin	That's 13. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Initiative
Check: 10 Red Redford: default Red Redford : Initiative
Check: 19.08 Navaya:
Navaya	Initiative
Check: 18.03 G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Initiative
Check: 21.01 yes
Red Redford	thatsa good initiative
Navaya	oh well guess we're murdering them
Drufle (GM)	Well geez maybe I won't even let them have a turn! (i havent actually rolled theirs yet one sec)
Navaya	just have them give up out of spite
Red Redford	"HAIL AND WELL MET. IDENTIFY YOURSELVES."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Strange looking crowd"
G'hesh Nhot	im going for the shooter "bow mine"
Drufle (GM)	Alright, Nhot is indeed first. Move and attack or charge? Actually you can't charge, table in the way. That simplifies things.
Navaya	can't she make an acrobatics to leap over it?
Drufle (GM)	She could, if she really wanted the charge.
Aerlin	No need, she can reach the insect lady. RIght?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Light Steel Shield Attack 25 vs AC Damage 5 Type: B
Navaya	fair do's
Drufle (GM)	Uh. G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Longsword (1H) Longsword (1H) 27 vs AC Damage 8 Crit Confirm 8 vs AC Crit Damage +6 Tail Slap (Razored) 23 vs AC Damage 11 Crit Confirm 17 vs AC Crit Damage +10 Type: S
Drufle (GM)	Shield bash it is! Oh. Or not?
Rochelle Gwerm	wut is going on?
Drufle (GM)	Wait hold the hell up was that two crits in a row.
G'hesh Nhot	it moved. stop typing whilst im laggig
Rochelle Gwerm	yes well only one the first one didn't confirm
G'hesh Nhot	im always using the sword
Drufle (GM)	Well insectoid lady just got insta-murdered.
G'hesh Nhot	my buttons move when you type but there is a delay
Rochelle Gwerm	why???
Navaya	now we'll never know who she was...
Rochelle Gwerm	the sheet shouldn't do that
Drufle (GM)	She can't use the sheet buttons, they're too laggy.
G'hesh Nhot	insta kill, how?
Rochelle Gwerm	you just tore through her
Drufle (GM)	She has to use the button that puts the extra buttons in-chat.
Rochelle Gwerm	you got a crit on the tail attack
Drufle (GM)	And yeah you just did 29 in two attacks.
G'hesh Nhot	fuck
Drufle (GM)	She had 24 hp. G'hesh Nhot took revenge for the arrow
Drufle (GM)	I mean technically she's unconscious.
Red Redford	"As you can see, we can wipe you out easily." "Now if you could just surrender."
Navaya	at least she cares about her friends
Aerlin	"If this were any other door I'm almost certain that wouldn't have happened." "This proves nothing."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Nah, never just open doors"
Navaya	"yeah yeah, just hold still while I heal you"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Its always a trap"
G'hesh Nhot	i know why it hurt so much. id just riped the door off, woops
Drufle (GM)	The lady glares you down, Red.
Rochelle Gwerm	are these guys really not going to talk?
Aerlin	Gosh, right in my arcane mark, too.
Drufle (GM)	I was deciding whether or not to actually give them character pages but I get the feeling they won't be living much longer. "I've sacrificed too much to back down now, you assassins!"
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh smash
Navaya	i figured that if they're meant to have names they're meant to be important
Red Redford	"Lady we don't even know what's going on."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Well that's suspicious as hell"
Aerlin	We are technically assassins.
Drufle (GM)	Well Red, you actually go next.
Red Redford	"And assassin are graceful, and silent." "We are sadly anything but."
G'hesh Nhot	?
Rochelle Gwerm	"Anyone get the feeling we're missing something?"
Navaya	"we're technically hired goons!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"What the fairy said"
Red Redford	ooh i can fire my bow now
Drufle (GM)	By the way, I put a better picture of her in telegram.
Red Redford	a cleric of baphomet huh
Drufle (GM)	She is a... level 3 Inquisitor of baphomet.
Red Redford	inquisitor buddies!!!
Navaya	aight so not a friend
Rochelle Gwerm	"Are we really going to try and talk through a fight again?" "Because these aren't lizards"
Drufle (GM)	He can make an influence check to talk them down. That's generally an option.
Aerlin	"You're in league with those demons, then?" "Making yourself real obvious."
Red Redford	"I see a demonic regalia. I will see to it that you're not going to make it out of this in one piece."
Drufle (GM)	"My loyalty lies with the Ivory Labyrinth!"
Red Redford	i fire my bow at her
Aerlin	Who??
Rochelle Gwerm	Red wait make a religion check first because no one knows who that is
Drufle (GM)	(thats not a person it's a place you dinguses) Red Redford: default Red Redford : Religion Check 19 +4 Kn. religion, +2 Kn. of demigods
Drufle (GM)	The Ivory Labyrinth is the abyssal domain of Baphomet.
Rochelle Gwerm	welp that's demons
Drufle (GM)	So, bow? Red Redford: default Red Redford : Longbow, Masterwork composite Attack 8 vs AC Damage 6 Type: P Rochelle Gwerm see's Red use his bow
G'hesh Nhot	"FIGHT"
Rochelle Gwerm	"About damn time!"
Drufle (GM)	Whelp, that's a miss.
G'hesh Nhot	Demon
Navaya	great at social, not so great at fightin
Red Redford	"Gragh!" G'hesh Nhot laughs at bow fail
Drufle (GM)	Nice try, though. Navaya!
Rochelle Gwerm	"You ever try like...a sword or something" "maybe a dagger might be more your speed"
Navaya	im using heal hex on aerlin
Drufle (GM)	Righto.
Red Redford	"I'd like to suggest that we take these three alive. For interrogation."
Drufle (GM)	d8+1?
Aerlin	I take that arrow out.
Red Redford	"THEN we kill them."
Aerlin	Ow.
Navaya	rolling 1d8+1( 1 )+1 = 2
G'hesh Nhot	fight
Navaya	FUCKI
Rochelle Gwerm	"I promise nothing, but I won't crush them if they go unconcious"
Drufle (GM)	Wait no it's +2. Because CL 2.
Navaya	ok 3 helf
Drufle (GM)	So 3 hp.
Aerlin	"Thank you."
Navaya	it did do only 4 to her right?
Drufle (GM)	Oh Aerlin, I never did answer you.
Aerlin	Yes.
Drufle (GM)	Those potions you got from the chief are CL 3.
Navaya	nice
Rochelle Gwerm	cool
Navaya	"no prob!"
G'hesh Nhot	FIGHT
Drufle (GM)	After Navaya is... the lady! crap i have to look up spells G'hesh Nhot offers a challenge
Navaya	did you guys ever take back the money I looted from the spore'd corpses
Rochelle Gwerm	I don't think so
Navaya	k cool
Rochelle Gwerm	we didn't buy anything except rope and beer
Aerlin	It's in a pool or something. We'll sort it out later.
G'hesh Nhot	BEER!
Rochelle Gwerm	well ??? man bought it
Navaya	I'll get the lamp oil and bombs when we get back, then
Rochelle Gwerm	but he's not ??? man anymore
Drufle (GM)	Alright, the lady waves her hand and a glowing glaive appears in front of Red's face.
Navaya	to take or... G'hesh Nhot yells
G'hesh Nhot	"fight me"
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4( 4 )+4 = 8 That is a miss on Red.
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmmmmmmm so guys do you think this is an important enough fight to rage in?
Red Redford	"Looks like we're both bad aims! Ha." yes deffo
Drufle (GM)	She scowls at you.
Rochelle Gwerm	"That is not a thing to be proud of, man"
Navaya	yeah sure hulk out
Rochelle Gwerm	is it my turn?
G'hesh Nhot	is this the last survivor?
Rochelle Gwerm	there are two people left
Drufle (GM)	After her is Aerlin.
Aerlin	Hmm. I'm going to use my Sleep scroll on the left guy. G'hesh Nhot prepares herself for an attack, considering how many hands to use
Drufle (GM)	Alright, how does that work again? Aerlin: Aerlin : Sleep
Spell Level: Wizard (Primalist), 1
School: Enchantment (compulsion) [mind-affecting]
Cast Time: 1 round
Components: V, S, M (fine sand, rose petals, or a live cricket)
Range: 120 (Medium)
Effects/Target: One or more living creatures within a 10-ft.-radius burst
Duration: 1 min./level
Spell Resistance: Yes
Save: Will negates DC: 18 Concentration: +11 Rolls Caster Level Check (Level) =12
Original spell level:Bard 1, Sorcerer/wizard 1 A sleep spell causes a magical slumber to come upon 4 HD of creatures. Creatures with the fewest HD are affected first. Among creatures with equal HD, those who are closest to the spell's point of origin are affected first. HD that are not sufficient to affect a creature are wasted. Sleeping creatures are helpless. Slapping or wounding awakens an affected creature, but normal noise does not. Awakening a creature is a standard action (an application of the aid another action). Sleep does not target unconscious creatures, constructs, or undead creatures.
Rochelle Gwerm	something something will save? oh it works like that
Drufle (GM)	Thanks.
Aerlin	DC is 18.
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+1( 16 )+1 = 17 He zonks right out.
Rochelle Gwerm	welp
Red Redford	a live cricket
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah like
Red Redford	lol
Rochelle Gwerm	why???
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait.
Red Redford	sideways
Drufle (GM)	It affects her too.
Rochelle Gwerm	nice
Drufle (GM)	10-foot burst, up to 4 HD.
G'hesh Nhot	kill stealer
Drufle (GM)	He has one, she has 3.
Rochelle Gwerm	this is a nasty spell
Aerlin	Nice.
Drufle (GM)	I'll warn you, her will is better. rolling d20+5 ( 11 )+5 = 16 Not much better.
Rochelle Gwerm	but is her LUCK BETTER NO IT AINT
Aerlin	I move in, as well. "I want answers..."
Drufle (GM)	Well, they're both unconscious now.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Wait, what did youu do?"
Navaya	the sex position
Aerlin	Good thing I have. Rope.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I was hyping myself up an everything and they're just down"
Red Redford	lets tie them up
Drufle (GM)	They are asleep for the next... 20 rounds.
G'hesh Nhot	i want fight
Rochelle Gwerm	huh yeah tie them up
G'hesh Nhot	hitting wakes them up
Drufle (GM)	Insect lady is also still bleeding out.
Red Redford	"No, we tie them up and interrogate them."
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah don't wake them up
Aerlin	Hmm.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I assume we interrogate, then murder?"
Aerlin	We'll remove any weapons of course.
Red Redford	"Someone... sigh heal that other person."
G'hesh Nhot	NO Rochelle Gwerm robs these guys of any valuables they have
Red Redford	"Why would you word it like that." Navaya moves in
Red Redford	"Who casually murders people?"
Aerlin	Stabilise will keep her unconcious.
Drufle (GM)	Boy, do they have valuables. Navaya doesn't give a damn what gh'esh thinks
Drufle (GM)	The lady has...
Rochelle Gwerm	"You literally said so yourself"
G'hesh Nhot	i don't want my kill healed
Rochelle Gwerm	"This isn't my average body count"
G'hesh Nhot	MINE
Navaya	"you had yours. now it's mine."
Navaya	Influence Check5
Drufle (GM)	A potion of CMW, a potion of invis, a wand of spiritual weapon with 7 charges, two bottles of alchemist's fire, a tanglefoot bag, a chain shirt, a mwrk glaive, some antitoxin, a bejeweled book of prayers to Baphomet, a key, some notes.
Navaya	that was on g'hesh but w/e Navaya gets to work
Navaya	rolling 1d8+2( 1 )+2 = 3 im bad at this huh
Drufle (GM)	Wow. Is that on insect lady?
Aerlin	Unless anyone really wants these now, we'll just pile them in the other room for the moment?
Navaya	yah G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Influence Check 20
Red Redford	"Let's let the townsfolk deal with them. There's probably an underground jail."
Drufle (GM)	Alright, she suddenly wakes up now that she's conscious.
Navaya	OOF
G'hesh Nhot	MINE
Rochelle Gwerm	god I missed all of that what is that stuff?
Aerlin	Stabilise would have kept her in negative HP...
Drufle (GM)	Should I list it again in telegram for easier copying?
Red Redford	yes pls how about the other guy
Rochelle Gwerm	I got it
Navaya	i don't have stabilize
Rochelle Gwerm	Right, I'll grab some of this stuff I'll have the invis
Drufle (GM)	Alright, Rochelle finds this note.
Red Redford	for what
Aerlin	Yeah ya do.
Red Redford	stealth missions? you?
Aerlin	It's a cantrip.
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm Rochelle Gwerm begins reading
Drufle (GM)	(can everyone see the note)
Rochelle Gwerm	can everyone see this?
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh cannot read
Rochelle Gwerm	because she's reading this out loud
Navaya	yeah
G'hesh Nhot	see what?
Drufle (GM)	Theoretically everyone should see the note right now, so go ahead and read it. Sam probably can't because lag.
Red Redford	i dont understand some of these words
G'hesh Nhot	argh
Rochelle Gwerm	who wants the potion of CMW?
Drufle (GM)	Understandable, you aren't meant to know all of these names and places yet.
Navaya	meee
Rochelle Gwerm	we got alchemist fire too who wants that?
Navaya	probably not me cuz I have tiny arms
Rochelle Gwerm	oooh a masterwork Glaive Here you go Nhot
G'hesh Nhot	got it. i want that fucking sword
Navaya	glaives are polearms
Rochelle Gwerm	I think a glaive is a polearm
G'hesh Nhot	letter
Drufle (GM)	The tiefling man also has some stuff but it isn't nearly as interesting.
Rochelle Gwerm	reach weapons
G'hesh Nhot	sword
Aerlin	Yaniel's sword.
G'hesh Nhot	yes mine
Aerlin	They have it apparently.
Rochelle Gwerm	what's a chain shirt? is that light or medium armor?
Aerlin	Where would it be, though.
G'hesh Nhot	MINE NOW
Drufle (GM)	Light, I think?
Rochelle Gwerm	you already have armor, Nhot
Red Redford	"That's a museum piece!"
G'hesh Nhot	im on about sword
Rochelle Gwerm	"Yes Red, it says so in the note"
Navaya	"man, these guys have been busy bees, ain't they?"
Aerlin	"I'd say it belongs in a museum, but that museum is probably in pieces now."
Red Redford	"And now they're naked bees."
Rochelle Gwerm	what is the AC of the chain shirt?
G'hesh Nhot	KILL now?
Red Redford	have we tied them up and raided all their belongings they might wake up soon
Drufle (GM)	+4, Rochelle.
Aerlin	20 rounds is only two minutes.
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Aerlin	Deal with the treasure later.
Drufle (GM)	They're probably regaining consciousness soon.
Aerlin	Are they tied up now, then?
Red Redford	tie them up prisoner style
Drufle (GM)	I mean, I sure hope so. G'hesh Nhot gets sword ready
Red Redford	do i have to roll
Drufle (GM)	No, they're just tied up.
Rochelle Gwerm	I will kill them if they try anything
Drufle (GM)	You only have to roll if they're conscious.
Navaya	did you also tie up bug lady
Aerlin	Yeah, look intimidating.
Drufle (GM)	Well she's already awake. Has been for a while.
Rochelle Gwerm	who took the glaive?
Drufle (GM)	As soon as you healed her, in fact.
Navaya	and she hasn't moved cause/...?
Drufle (GM)	Because there has been a lot of talking and I haven't had a moment to start a new conversation.
Navaya	fair point
Drufle (GM)	The insect lady jolts awake and looks around the room, eyes darting.
G'hesh Nhot	me make her sleep
Red Redford	that key is probably important
Rochelle Gwerm	"Right, two ways this could go" "You cooperate and we be nice" "Or I bash your head in"
G'hesh Nhot	KILL
Navaya	"hey! no sudden movemets" "HOLD IT, ghesh!"
Rochelle Gwerm	we took the bow right? G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Influence Check 5
Rochelle Gwerm	sigh
G'hesh Nhot	i hold Red Redford: default Red Redford : Influence Check 9 aw
Navaya	D: Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Influence Check 11 -1 to Bluff checks +4 to Intimidate god why do we suck
Wenduag	"Uh huh, so, you guys aren't very good at this, are you?"
Aerlin	"Who are you?" Rochelle Gwerm hefts her greatclub over and ready to crush
Rochelle Gwerm	"What was that?"
Wenduag	"Wenduag, used to be second-in-command here."
Navaya	she's already got a knife against my throat hasn't she G'hesh Nhot double hands her sword
Wenduag	"Used to, being the operative term."
Aerlin	"And your friends here?" Wenduag scoffs.
Wenduag	"Friends is a strong word for maniacs that killed your leader."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Yet you're still working with them" "Or were, rather"
Navaya	"ohh. so THESE are the nasty ones"
Wenduag	"Uh, hello? Did you not see the giant magic glowing weapon she throws around?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Wimp"
Wenduag	"We are very much not equipped to deal with that."
Rochelle Gwerm	"She couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with that thing"
Aerlin	"So they took over?" Wenduag is now ignoring Rochelle.
Wenduag	"Little bit, yeah."
Navaya	"so watcha here for? I mean you, not the sleepy slobs over there"
Rochelle Gwerm	is Sense Motives a Perception check?
Drufle (GM)	Perception, yeah. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 16
Aerlin	"I assume they're using you to further their. Demon stuff."
Rochelle Gwerm	there's something not totally shit
G'hesh Nhot	is to get them back on track an attack?
Wenduag	"Planes I don't know, you think they tell us anything?"
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle you think she's very annoyed, but not really lying about anything.
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmmmmmmmmm
Aerlin	"They're worshipping Bahomphet, it seems." (how you spell)
Drufle (GM)	Baphomet.
Navaya	bafomdad
Red Redford	bamfomet
Aerlin	Mr Baha
Wenduag	"Is that the name of the bull thing? Hideous creature, if you ask me?"
Red Redford	"What else do you know about them."
Aerlin	"Anyway, they're somewhat helpless now. Maybe you'd like to take control back?"
Red Redford	"And also, do you want to see them dead?"
Wenduag	"I know that they are assholes, and that I'd be delighted if you took three steps to the left and slit their throats."
Navaya	"well that settles that!" "GUYS!!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"sounds like a plan to me"
Navaya	"let G'hesh get one"
Red Redford	"That could be arranged. But first we ask them about this letter."
Navaya	"I think she's about to explode"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Oh right, the letter..."
Aerlin	I can Charm one of them.
Red Redford	"AND the key."
Aerlin	Might help us get info here.
Wenduag	"Sure, whatever, just let me see the bloodshed, eh? I've been dreaming about this for weeks." G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Alt Melee Attack
Check: 12 Weapon Finesse G'hesh Nhot : Alt Melee Attack
Check: 23 Weapon Finesse G'hesh Nhot : Longsword (2H) Longsword (2H) 22 vs AC Damage 7 Tail Slap (Razored) 14 vs AC Damage 10 Type: S
Weapon Notes	Tail slap damage is -2
Wenduag	"Oh, the key is to that lockbox in Hosilla's room."
Rochelle Gwerm	Ghesh stop
G'hesh Nhot	stop this damn lag
Red Redford	thats not canon
Navaya	let that happen after we do the thing
Rochelle Gwerm	the lag is strong with this one
Drufle (GM)	Also you don't have to roll if they're unconscious! With a coup de grace you automatically hit and do max damage.
Red Redford	how many rams do you have
G'hesh Nhot	but it was a 22
Rochelle Gwerm	their AC is effectively 0 right now
Drufle (GM)	I mean, yes, it was a hit anyway.
Rochelle Gwerm	"So which one do we wake up and interrogate?" "I'd bet the lady"
Aerlin	The lady seems to know the most.
Red Redford	"Oh, can we do some prisoner's dilemma mindgames?" "I'd like to do that." Wenduag frowns.
Wenduag	"Uh, what?" Rochelle Gwerm grabs the lady and throws her down onto her stomach, then sits on top of her
Rochelle Gwerm	"Lets try this"
Drufle (GM)	OOF
Red Redford	"So no mindgames."
Rochelle Gwerm	700 fucking pounds on her back
Aerlin	She's tied up!
Rochelle Gwerm	so? G'hesh Nhot pulverises the other body to a pulp
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, little bit. Oh dear.
Aerlin	Not yet. G'hesh Nhot in her head
Rochelle Gwerm	this worked so well for HK
Navaya	"youre in the wrong party to play mindgames. red"
Aerlin	It's kind of hard to talk to someone when you've murdered their friend.
Rochelle Gwerm	"You can mindgames while I crush her lungs"
Drufle (GM)	The lady wakes up, wheezing. Again, not gonna bother giving her a sheet.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hello, welcome back to the waking world" "And my ass"
Drufle (GM)	"GAG COUGH HACK WHEEZE"
Navaya	"you might wanna... get up a bit"
Rochelle Gwerm	"fiiiine" Rochelle Gwerm takes a tiny bit of the weight off her
Drufle (GM)	Shockingly enough, most humanoid respiratory systems don't function well under a third of a ton of compressive weight.
Rochelle Gwerm	600 lbs instead of the full 700
Aerlin	Bah, physicis.
Rochelle Gwerm	this is why I can't water, btw
Aerlin	And biology.
Drufle (GM)	"HACK GASP OFF ME COUGH" G'hesh Nhot picks up a huge rock ready to finish everything
Rochelle Gwerm	"Nah, you make a good seat"
Navaya	"a bit more" Red Redford: default Red Redford : Influence Check 27
Rochelle Gwerm	"She can talk she's fine"
Drufle (GM)	Wow, alright.
Navaya	"and G'hesh if you don't put that rock back down right now I'll freeze your ass solid"
Drufle (GM)	Red, what do you want to know because you know it now.
Red Redford	"Okay. I have no control over the current situation." "But it seems that you're in a lot of trouble."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Damn right red" G'hesh Nhot buts rock down
Navaya	"thank you!"
Red Redford	"So tell us what we need to know or something Very Bad might happen."
Drufle (GM)	Hosilla is still hacking and sputtering.
Red Redford	"Nod if you want to say yes."
G'hesh Nhot	but picks up sword
Drufle (GM)	She nods.
Navaya	"THE SWORD TOO" "learn some god-damned patience!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"If I hop a little I think I'd just crush her spine"
Navaya	"for fuck's sake!"
Red Redford	"Tell us all the unknown variables in this letter."
Drufle (GM)	(the sword isnt even in this room)
Rochelle Gwerm	longsword I think G'hesh Nhot puts sword away and pulls hammer out of her boot straps
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez, uh.
Red Redford	"Who is Vorlesh?"
Navaya	"how did you even fit-" Rochelle Gwerm is just laughing
Aerlin	She's more weapon than dragon
Rochelle Gwerm	"I love this group" "This is the best"
Drufle (GM)	Vorlesh is some high-tier demonic official, that's all she knows.
Red Redford	"Allow her to talk a bit more, Roche?"
G'hesh Nhot	it was tied on the outside gowing on the outside of the leg
Rochelle Gwerm	"I don't want to give her too much wiggleroom"
Red Redford	"What's Yaniel's sword"
Navaya	how do you even walk like that
Rochelle Gwerm	"But fiiiine" G'hesh Nhot lines up hammer Rochelle Gwerm takes another 50 lbs off
Navaya	"alright that's enough"
Drufle (GM)	Yaniel's sword is some kind of ultra-holy magic longsword that she stole not too long ago.
Red Redford	neato
Drufle (GM)	Yaniel was some crusader or something.
Navaya	I'm casting evil eye on g'hesh to drop her attack rolls
G'hesh Nhot	big sword mine
Drufle (GM)	Pffft.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm in the way here
Aerlin	She doesn't need one, by the rway.
Navaya	well
Red Redford	"Hmmm... what else."
Rochelle Gwerm	the Mean Glare
Navaya	something to stop her from hitting the poor bitch
Red Redford	these three locations
Navaya	because I sure as hell can't punch her out
G'hesh Nhot	you said mine
Red Redford	can we jut roll knowledge local checks
Aerlin	If we both ray of frost at once that would probably freeze her solid right
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, they're locations in Kenabres where cultists have been stockpiling stuff.
Aerlin	We can defrost her after.
Navaya	hell I'm game for that
Drufle (GM)	The password is legitimate.
Red Redford	Okay then
Rochelle Gwerm	"How about what they hoped to get out of their nonsense" "That's a good question" "Because it sure as hell didn't get them far"
Red Redford	"Anyone else want a stab at questioning them?"
G'hesh Nhot	ill stab
Drufle (GM)	You're gonna have to be more specific when it comes to "they"
Navaya	"SORRY HANDS FULL RIGHT NOW"
Rochelle Gwerm	"This cult thingy they have here"
Drufle (GM)	What cult, the small group here in the fort, or the cult overall? G'hesh Nhot roars
Red Redford	both
Rochelle Gwerm	"Also how these jokers got control of this place"
Aerlin	Now lets pull off her mask and see who's really under there.
Navaya	"OK aerlin, frost her!"
G'hesh Nhot	"where the demons"
Aerlin	Old Man Jenkins!! No!!
Drufle (GM)	To the former, her superior told her to get away from Kenabres, for the latter, she doesn't know anything. Red Redford: default Red Redford : Perception Check 20
Aerlin	I freeze the dragon lady. It's all very comical.
Red Redford	is she tellin the truth
Navaya	combined ray of frost attack
Drufle (GM)	Not entirely on the overall cult thing.
G'hesh Nhot	id watch your back when i defrost
Rochelle Gwerm	uh oh
Red Redford	"More weight." Rochelle Gwerm lets 70 lbs back on
Aerlin	Cackle cackle.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Caaaan do"
G'hesh Nhot	you are very squishy
Drufle (GM)	I think a few ribs break.
Rochelle Gwerm	oooof
Red Redford	"Nod if you want to tell us more."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Wow I think I heard something"
Drufle (GM)	She nods furiously.
Navaya	i'll take you any day of the week, pal
G'hesh Nhot	i could probably kill you with 1 hit
Rochelle Gwerm	"She's really frail"
Navaya	you miiiight not hit me
Red Redford	"Ok Roche, less weight." Rochelle Gwerm lets the 70 lbs back off
Drufle (GM)	This is like that scene from The Crucible.
G'hesh Nhot	i wouldn't stop
Red Redford	This is nice I hope this is how we interrogate from now on
Rochelle Gwerm	I can imagine her trying to figure out what the hell they put on top of her
Navaya	that's literally where golurk got that quote from, druf
Drufle (GM)	She clarifies that the cult is trying to do something with the wardstone in Kenabres, and that's seriously all she knows.
Red Redford	i dont know what the crucible is G'hesh Nhot squares off to Navaya
Red Redford	"Thank you muchly."
Aerlin	Wish I had Zone of Truth... G'hesh Nhot with her sword drawn
Drufle (GM)	ZONE OF TRUTH
G'hesh Nhot	trie it pixie
Rochelle Gwerm	"Well, at least we have a bit more knowledge of what's going on" "So what do we do with her?" Navaya can't hear frozen dragons
Rochelle Gwerm	"She's unarmed now"
Drufle (GM)	I love this little spat between Navaya and Nhot in the corner.
Red Redford	"Now we have to reward you for your cooperation. From the mercy of the Lords of the Empyrean, you...might live."
G'hesh Nhot	its alright. im hitting her when i defrost
Drufle (GM)	Tiny ice lady versus giant fire lady.
G'hesh Nhot	double handed
Red Redford	there was a mongrelman village right
Drufle (GM)	You left it like half an hour ago, yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah, we came from there
Aerlin	God, we act fast, huh.
Red Redford	"Let's present these prizes to the villagers." G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Longsword (2H) Longsword (2H) 27 vs AC Damage 9 Crit Confirm 26 vs AC Crit Damage +9 Tail Slap (Razored) 18 vs AC Damage 8 Type: S
Weapon Notes	Tail slap damage is -2
Drufle (GM)	It was about 25 minutes from Neathholm to here and oh dear
Rochelle Gwerm	"Can I interrogate the other guy?"
Aerlin	Do they have a prison?
G'hesh Nhot	you dead
Drufle (GM)	Well somebody is certainly dead.
Rochelle Gwerm	I hope that was a joke, Nhot
Navaya	oh noo im dead
Aerlin	I wanna ask the lady something. Spiderface.
Drufle (GM)	Who, Wenduag?
G'hesh Nhot	i did warn you
Aerlin	Yeah.
Wenduag	Go ahead. make my day
Rochelle Gwerm	I could sit on her too
Aerlin	"They told us you were traitors, back in Neathholm. What's that about?" Wenduag scowls and kinda hisses. Red Redford frowns at the murderdeath
Rochelle Gwerm	"does someone want to get sat on too?"
Aerlin	Let her explain.
Wenduag	"They're not willing to fight for themselves! They're all too content to sit in the dark and do nothing for years at a time. We had to leave just to try and get something done."
Navaya	"hey I can sympathize with that"
Aerlin	"Seems they've found their motivation, recently. Demons attacked the city above, and they want to fight." Wenduag looks curious.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Save the city and all that" "Whatever's left of it"
Wenduag	"What, ol' Sull finally found his courage?"
G'hesh Nhot	does anyone want to heal up splattered caster
Rochelle Gwerm	nah
Aerlin	"Seems so. You should talk to him, perhaps."
Navaya	can't heal up splatting
G'hesh Nhot	oh good
Rochelle Gwerm	she's fine
Wenduag	"Pretty sure dude wouldn't talk to us again, honestly."
G'hesh Nhot	"he listen" me make him
Aerlin	"Well, I'll put in a good word, in any case." Wenduag relaxes and her expression softens.
Wenduag	"Well, alright. I'll take, uh, what's left of our people here and head back."
G'hesh Nhot	BEER
Aerlin	Let's go use that key!
Red Redford	DIBS
Navaya	"god yeah I could do with a drink" Rochelle Gwerm gets off the magic lady
Aerlin	"It's been 30 minutes!"
Wenduag	"Oh, but uh, be careful, there's some nasty monsters Hosilla threw in our maze by the surface exit."
Red Redford	"Do you drink from a little thimble?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Like a lizard?"
Navaya	"EXCUSE me I'll take the same glass as anybody else!!"
G'hesh Nhot	she drinks like dragon
Wenduag	"No, it's more like some kind of angry screaming flesh man."
Navaya	(DO NOT LET HER HAVE THE SAME GLASS AS EVERYBODY ELSE)
Wenduag	"Oh hey, speaking of lizards, have you seen one around here?"
Red Redford	"It's still alive."
Rochelle Gwerm	"It ran off"
Red Redford	"Is that your pet?"
Aerlin	I didn't let her drink the first time because she's one foot tall.
Wenduag	"Ah, good. Yeah, she's my companion I keep around. Cuddly little thing." Rochelle Gwerm whistles
Navaya	"god thing it only got brained a little bit..."
Red Redford	oheewww
Aerlin	Aww.
G'hesh Nhot	.....
Drufle (GM)	Alright, let's go observe these other rooms.
Red Redford	DIBS
G'hesh Nhot	fight
Rochelle Gwerm	do I carry the prisoners?
Red Redford	are there even any
Drufle (GM)	So there is indeed a lockbox that Hosilla's key works on.
Navaya	is literally every murder attempt g'hesh made canon or not
Drufle (GM)	Big ol' chest.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Watch out for snakes"
Aerlin	Is there a giant sword in there.
Drufle (GM)	The majority of them are not, Navaya. Inside the chest are...
Navaya	well that's a relief
G'hesh Nhot	sword
Red Redford	poison gas! wow!
Aerlin	Ray of Frost can't even freeze people, none of this was canon.
Rochelle Gwerm	we really need a loot-specific channel
Drufle (GM)	150 gp worth of gems, a scroll of Bear's Endurance, a scroll of Remove Disease, and a beautiful darkwood sword case.
Rochelle Gwerm	poison gas counts of loot
Red Redford	reds face dissolves into goo G'hesh Nhot takes case Rochelle Gwerm picks up the prisoners
Red Redford	oh did rochelle get cured
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah I'm good
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. G'hesh Nhot opens case
Red Redford	thats nice
Drufle (GM)	There's a witchdoctor in the village.
Aerlin	Is there a giant sword in there.
Red Redford	"Curious, there's a case but no sword."
Drufle (GM)	Inside the case is a gorgeous, breathtaking longsword with a razor-sharp blade that looks to be made of shining gold.
Red Redford	oh
Rochelle Gwerm	wut its actually there
G'hesh Nhot	mine
Red Redford	i rolled a 1
Rochelle Gwerm	"Wow, that's on heck of a sword" "Hope its real"
Drufle (GM)	Hey Nhot, what's your alignment?
Navaya	chaotic stupid
Drufle (GM)	pffft
G'hesh Nhot	stupid
Aerlin	Ray of Burn
G'hesh Nhot	i believe chaotic neuteral as everything is a whim
Drufle (GM)	Alright then, make a quick reflex save.
Red Redford	of course we have two people one step awa y from chaotic evil
Rochelle Gwerm	more people for you to redeem
Red Redford	nah youre hopeless
Rochelle Gwerm	as the only one remotely related to paladins that's your calling G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : All Saves
Fortitude Save: 7
Reflex Save: 19
Willpower Save: 2
Red Redford	The gods are infinitely patient
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle has more than 6 int thank you
Red Redford	red, is now not
Drufle (GM)	Weird save.
Navaya	noice
Drufle (GM)	Alright, you quickly yank your hand away as you feel it searing against the sword's metal.
G'hesh Nhot	did i pass?
Rochelle Gwerm	I can tell you that you could probably work with Rochelle
Red Redford	"Let me take a look."
Aerlin	"Holy moly."
Rochelle Gwerm	unfortunately only the Good can wield it
G'hesh Nhot	?
Red Redford	brb
Drufle (GM)	Whatever this sword is, it does not like you.
Aerlin	"That's a whole lotta Holy."
Navaya	"It's allergic to morons"
G'hesh Nhot	me expert me tame sword
Navaya	now THAT's a questline
Rochelle Gwerm	"huh, weird sword"
Drufle (GM)	I, uh, would highly recommend not touching the sword again.
Navaya	The Taming Of The Sword
G'hesh Nhot	fight sword?
Aerlin	I'm Neutral Good... Not really a sword user.
Drufle (GM)	Fight the legendary weapon, I dare you.
Rochelle Gwerm	you might as well try no fight
Drufle (GM)	It will go very well for everyone that isn't Nhot.
Rochelle Gwerm	I mean Aerlin just touch it
Navaya	let Red use it jeez
Aerlin	I'll poke it Slowly, now.
Drufle (GM)	It tingles, but doesn't sear.
Navaya	he's gone for a sec
Red Redford	im back
Navaya	see?
Aerlin	Do you want to try it, Red?
Drufle (GM)	But actually though, anyone more than one step away from LG takes damage if they try and hold it.
Rochelle Gwerm	"So what's the matter?"
G'hesh Nhot	so a longsword that someone with the proficiency of longswords cannot handle lol.
Red Redford	its the master sword need more heart
Aerlin	"This sword is very attuned to the righteous and lawful."
G'hesh Nhot	i have warrior heart
Rochelle Gwerm	"Wow"
Aerlin	"Which many of us are not."
Navaya	"just as well I cant lift it, huh"
Red Redford	i touchy the sword
Rochelle Gwerm	"A weapon that's a stuck up prick?"
Drufle (GM)	Red, what the heck is your specific empyreal lord's favored weapon?
Aerlin	"So...don't touch it unless you're nice."
Red Redford	longbow
Drufle (GM)	I know you're a polytheist and all, but you picked a singular one right. Ah, ok. G'hesh Nhot does not like people touching her sword
Drufle (GM)	As Red touches the weapon, it suddenly morphs into a longbow.
Navaya	"I can be nice! I just don't tolerate bullshit"
Red Redford	fuckin a
Navaya	"oh wow"
Rochelle Gwerm	navaya is...something Good right?
Aerlin	Haha, what.
Navaya	chaotic good
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah that's too far away to use it
Aerlin	"Oh! Amazing." G'hesh Nhot is wondering where her sword went
Rochelle Gwerm	not that...you could carry it
Drufle (GM)	If you aren't LG, LN, or NG, you'll get hurt by Radiance.
Navaya	"guess it ain't your sword anymore, draggy!"
Red Redford	"Not a sord anymore, my friend."
Drufle (GM)	The name of this weapon.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Uhhh"
Red Redford	"yoink!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"This is one weird day, let me tell ya"
Red Redford	"Now would this fire magical light arrows I wonder."
Drufle (GM)	This is a +1 cold iron longbow that radiates light as you wish it to. G'hesh Nhot is looking rather distraught
Rochelle Gwerm	so it glows yay
Drufle (GM)	Only if you want it to.
Red Redford	whats with me and glowy magical weapons
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm guessing it scales
G'hesh Nhot	sword gone
Drufle (GM)	It scales a little bit, yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	with a crappy power like that it'd have to
Navaya	you're the main character, clearly
Red Redford	nhot is devastated
Drufle (GM)	In fact, this weapon is pretty much gonna guarantee that Red gets a smaller cut of loot from now on out.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh no
Navaya	more for meeee
Red Redford	https://i.imgur.com/JHz9lnu.gif
Rochelle Gwerm	sorry buddy
Drufle (GM)	It's that good. You might even call it a Legendary Weapon.
Red Redford	legend...
G'hesh Nhot	........
Rochelle Gwerm	well lets hope it helps his aim
Drufle (GM)	pffft
Red Redford	"Now I really wanna know how to use this."
Rochelle Gwerm	"So does this thing have aim assist?"
Red Redford	"Maybe magical curving arrows."
Aerlin	Should we explore the rest of this place?
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah, lets clear this place out
Red Redford	what else is left
Aerlin	We've completed the objective, I guess.
Rochelle Gwerm	find any survivors
Aerlin	Some flesh monster?
Rochelle Gwerm	also kill the flesh monster I want to RAGE
Aerlin	I guess killing that is a good idea.
Rochelle Gwerm	SO BADLY
Drufle (GM)	There's another ladder in the north of the trophy room, and a door leading east from that room.
Rochelle Gwerm	can I use people as weapons? are those Large Improvised Weapons?
Drufle (GM)	They're too big.
Rochelle Gwerm	too big?
Navaya	wrong system, rochelle
Rochelle Gwerm	darn
Red Redford	oh ok
Aerlin	Please put me down.
Red Redford	lets go up there
G'hesh Nhot	me go find vanishing sword Rochelle Gwerm carries the prisoners with her
Drufle (GM)	Door or ladder?
Rochelle Gwerm	oh yeah door down first Rochelle Gwerm kicks the door in
Drufle (GM)	Maybe you should, uh, actually move up there. Oh, that door.
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah
Drufle (GM)	I forgot that door.
Rochelle Gwerm	I almost forgot
Aerlin	I didn't even see that one.
Drufle (GM)	That just leads to a kitchen. G'hesh Nhot lumbers on at the back of the groop Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 7
Aerlin	Let's spend 30 minutes in there.
Rochelle Gwerm	it could be food great idea! "Anything worth while?"
Drufle (GM)	(theres just a mwrk dagger being used as a cleaver, take it and move on)
Rochelle Gwerm	yoink
Aerlin	Thank goodness.
Navaya	"man is it even okay to loot this place now that we know the owner?" Wenduag shrugs.
Red Redford	lol
Wenduag	"I mean, I guess we kinda owe you now. Ish."
Navaya	"oh. ok cool"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Thanks man" "Miss"
G'hesh Nhot	"sword?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Damnit I should be better about this"
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin, right or up?
Rochelle Gwerm	"Oh, rope" "hmmmm"
Aerlin	Rrrrright.
Navaya	"welp, time to figure out NOT ONLY how to get rochelle up there" "but also the captives"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Lets hope this rope holds"
Drufle (GM)	The book doesn't give much reason for it not to.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hey lady, do you want to go up before or after the other guy?" "Are you lungs even functional anymore?"
Drufle (GM)	She doesn't seem concerned either way. Rochelle Gwerm shrugs
Navaya	"we'll prolly have to hoist her up" Rochelle Gwerm drops the lady to the ground and climbs up with the tiefling
Rochelle Gwerm	do I need to roll?
Drufle (GM)	Nah, just go ahead.
Rochelle Gwerm	alright
Drufle (GM)	We have more interesting things to get to.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll drop down and get the lady too Navaya stops preparing Guidance Red Redford: default Red Redford : Perception Check 12
Rochelle Gwerm	leaving another dent in the floor
Red Redford	i look.. up?
Drufle (GM)	Doesn't seem to be anything up the ladder. G'hesh Nhot still lumbers on
Rochelle Gwerm	"So lady, what can you tell us about the flesh monster?" "If you don't say I'll use you as a shield"
Drufle (GM)	You gotta try using names or signifiers, there are many ladies.
Rochelle Gwerm	the one I'm holding
Navaya	mozilla
Rochelle Gwerm	god
Drufle (GM)	Hosilla.
Rochelle Gwerm	Hosilla or whatever
Navaya	godzilla
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle doesn't care enough to remember her name
Drufle (GM)	She mumbles something about dretches.
Red Redford	is the tiefling Chrom
Aerlin	What do IIII know about dreches!!
Rochelle Gwerm	"Sorry? Put you in front of me is what you said?"
Drufle (GM)	The tieflings name is apparently Uziel. Don't know why he has a name honestly.
Navaya	people have got to have names!
Aerlin	16 plus... Nature?
Drufle (GM)	Planes. Or Spellcraft. I think it is now.
Aerlin	26 then.
Red Redford	smort Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Spellcraft Check 12 I tried
Drufle (GM)	Dretches are the lowest form of demon, the raw stuff that abyssal souls first turn into. Nasty and violent, but not particularly powerful.
Red Redford	planes are religion btw
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh needs violece
Rochelle Gwerm	I assume only Aerlin got that
Drufle (GM)	Gosh, really? Yeah, just her.
Red Redford	dont we all
Rochelle Gwerm	wut
Aerlin	Still 10.
Rochelle Gwerm	I can't make that roll
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh lost sword, bust get honor by fighting
Aerlin	I just tell you all that.
Red Redford	is the dretch up here or to the right
Rochelle Gwerm	"Oooh, a demon?"
Drufle (GM)	Dretches are up.
Aerlin	And I tell you to have fun with it as well.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Can do"
Red Redford	"Finally a thing you guys can kill without remorse. Isn't that great?"
Navaya	"G'hesh. there's a fresh new demon for you to kill just up ahead!" G'hesh Nhot runs to demons
Rochelle Gwerm	so up?
Aerlin	I think it'll be right. I hunch.
Navaya	"I personally don't care, but if g'hesh doesn't kill SOMETHING then we're probably next"
Rochelle Gwerm	door or up?
Aerlin	Door.
Drufle (GM)	Oh, well there's up for you.
G'hesh Nhot	ok
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin can go door, it has no monsters.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay what is actually the plan?
Red Redford	i break open this door default Red Redford : Strength
Check: 3
Navaya	fighters fight
Rochelle Gwerm	Red pls
Drufle (GM)	I mean, you definitely don't.
Navaya	smart people explore
Aerlin	Is this...the toilet.
Drufle (GM)	There's rushing water you can hear through the hole. Along with yet another ladder down.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hmmmmm"
Red Redford	is this the toilet
Navaya	why would a toilet have a ladder
Aerlin	"Is this the poopzone?" Navaya guffaws at that
Aerlin	Guess I'll peer in.
Drufle (GM)	Looks to be a natural river running under the fort, with a nice little island that has a ladder leading down to it.
Navaya	red what ARE you doing
Red Redford	hiding
Aerlin	"Odd..."
Red Redford	"Well that's neat." are we splitting the party
Navaya	"you guys wanna go explore that and I'll keep the meatheads alive?"
Rochelle Gwerm	hell no I'm not fighting alone
G'hesh Nhot	fight
Aerlin	We'll go up for now, come back to this.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh cool we've got these dudes I know now
Red Redford	yee
Rochelle Gwerm	"On three"
G'hesh Nhot	3
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hey Red"
Red Redford	"What?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"You said 'remorseless' right?" "This thing doesn't deserve any sort of mercy or whatever?"
Red Redford	"If it's a demon." G'hesh Nhot lets out and unholy battle cry, the sort that could kill the faint of heart
Rochelle Gwerm	"Well we know it is so HERE WE GO"
Red Redford	"Not like you were going to be remorseful about anything else, though." Rochelle Gwerm breaks the door down and drops the prisoners
Aerlin	"(It may not even be in here...)"
Rochelle Gwerm	"I'm sorry, I haven't been remorseful" "I'm hurt"
Navaya	"I apologize on their behalf that they're so terrible, Red" Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 20
Red Redford	nice
Rochelle Gwerm	game really
Drufle (GM)	Wow, alright.
Navaya	you can see EVERYTHING
Aerlin	Maze is mapped out instantly.
Rochelle Gwerm	the first crit is a fucking percept
Aerlin	Technovision.
Rochelle Gwerm	PERCEIVE!!
Red Redford	wow a fuckening maze
Rochelle Gwerm	"I'll show you remorselesss"
Red Redford	they werent lying
Drufle (GM)	Two dretches are lying in wait in a tall stone maze.
Rochelle Gwerm	the moment I see one I'll activate rage actually, potion first
Red Redford	"Alright, who wants buffs."
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll down one of our stock of CLW
G'hesh Nhot	KILL
Rochelle Gwerm	what does that heal?
Drufle (GM)	d8+3 probably Rochelle Gwerm cracks her knuckles
Aerlin	"Wait a moment."
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 1d8+3( 8 )+3 = 11 oh I'm fully healed
Navaya	"WHY ARE THE POTIONS BETTER THAN ME"
Aerlin	I wanna cast Protection From Evil on Rochelle. Rochelle Gwerm begins to grow in bulk a bit
Rochelle Gwerm	"Lets dance" Rochelle Gwerm lets out an inhuman roar
G'hesh Nhot	fight now?
Red Redford	"ye"
Drufle (GM)	Oh alright, if you insist.
Rochelle Gwerm	*A third eye opens on her forehead, and all her eyes glow a sinister red
Aerlin	Okay you get +2AC and +2 saves Roch Rochelle Gwerm charges forth!
Rochelle Gwerm	surprise little shit
Drufle (GM)	(not a literal charge because you dont have a straight line) (but something akin to a charge)
Rochelle Gwerm	tomato tomahto ATTACK Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub Attack 17 vs AC Damage 17 Type: B
Weapon Notes	A large greatclub made of stone. rolling 1d6 ( 4 ) = 4
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh wants to hit
Rochelle Gwerm	17 then acid damage
Drufle (GM)	Alright so zero acid damage, and 12 physical.
Rochelle Gwerm	*Rochelle's weapon glows red as she slams it into the enemy DR eh?
Red Redford	"Is anyone else uhhh gonna walk in?" "Or are we good out here."
Rochelle Gwerm	"AHAHAHAHAHA" G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Longsword (1H) Longsword (1H) 22 vs AC Damage 10 Tail Slap (Razored) 15 vs AC Damage 7 Type: S
Drufle (GM)	I assume Nhot is gonna charge- yeah.
Navaya	ghesh is prolly in there already
Rochelle Gwerm	can she fit?
G'hesh Nhot	im athletic and acrobatic
Drufle (GM)	Roll one of those two.
Aerlin	The whole package.
Drufle (GM)	Either is fine. G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Athletics Check 19
Drufle (GM)	Yeah you're good, that's 7 more damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	Oh I forgot my buffs +1 damage I think
G'hesh Nhot	the 15 not a hit?
Drufle (GM)	It is.
Rochelle Gwerm	DR effects both -10 total
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, the DR hits both separately.
Red Redford	"So uhh how's the weather?"
Drufle (GM)	Alright, I'm gonna play this kinda fast and loose with initiative so we don't all have to roll up. I'll just let the dretch go next.
Aerlin	"It's dusty."
Red Redford	"Yeah."
Aerlin	"Topside? Demon-y." "Light showers."
Red Redford	"These cultists sure love their mazes huh."
Drufle (GM)	The dretch does an attack on Rochelle...
G'hesh Nhot	no int?
Red Redford	"I wonder how long they took to build this."
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4( 13 )+4 = 17 rolling d20+4 ( 12 )+4 = 16 rolling d20+4 ( 7 )+4 = 11 Two hits?
Aerlin	"This is just slightly silly. An actual maze."
Rochelle Gwerm	hold on
G'hesh Nhot	on who, me?
Aerlin	"For the effort it doesn't even look that big."
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle.
G'hesh Nhot	nope
Drufle (GM)	None of those hit Nhot.
Rochelle Gwerm	my stats are higher than I thought yeah two hits I think
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d4+2( 3 + 3 )+2 = 8
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm actually still figuring out my rage
Aerlin	Rochelle has +2 from me remmeber
Rochelle Gwerm	oh that stops one
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez, from protection against evil. Yeah then just 4.
Aerlin	I asuume they're evil.
Drufle (GM)	Very evil.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh nvm
Aerlin	That's prejudiced, maybe."
Rochelle Gwerm	Rage knocks it back down 2
Drufle (GM)	Ah. Then back up to 8. Rochelle, go again.
Rochelle Gwerm	alright POWER ATTACK
Drufle (GM)	I like the casters just kinda hanging out in the back.
Rochelle Gwerm	I think can I do that while raging? Navaya is sitting in the corner, feeding snacks to Daha
Red Redford	well it is pretty cramped
Aerlin	"You ever wonder what might have happened if we got stuck down here with just like. Some dude."
Rochelle Gwerm	okay, Power Attack if yes, normal if no Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub Attack 29 vs AC Damage 15 Type: B
Weapon Notes	A large greatclub made of stone. rolling 1d6 ( 3 ) = 3
Aerlin	"And not these massive weapon-y friends?"
Navaya	why do you even bother with the acid
Drufle (GM)	10 damage and he is dead.
Rochelle Gwerm	"YES! DIE!"
Drufle (GM)	And yeah don't bother with the acid, demons have a minimum of resist 10 acid.
Rochelle Gwerm	I will keep tryin
Navaya	they wash with it
Drufle (GM)	Nhot, go smack the other one.
G'hesh Nhot	is there more? Rochelle Gwerm is just bursting with uncontrollable power!
Drufle (GM)	One more, hiding in the back. G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Longsword (1H) Longsword (1H) 24 vs AC Damage 11 Tail Slap (Razored) 15 vs AC Damage 5 Type: S
Drufle (GM)	Nhot whips around the corner with her sword in hand. Hit, hit, 6 damage. Dretch time!
G'hesh Nhot	bring it
Drufle (GM)	rolling 3#1d20+43 = 3
Rochelle Gwerm	oh wait, a round ended a while back didn't it?
Drufle (GM)	That doesn't work. Rats.
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 1d1( 1 ) = 1
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4( 16 )+4 = 20 rolling d20+4 ( 5 )+4 = 9 rolling d20+4 ( 8 )+4 = 12
Rochelle Gwerm	delicious
Drufle (GM)	One hit.
Navaya	what a stunning result
G'hesh Nhot	just
Drufle (GM)	rolling d4+1( 4 )+1 = 5
Rochelle Gwerm	oh
Drufle (GM)	5 damage to Nhot.
Rochelle Gwerm	these guys are kinda pathetic
Drufle (GM)	No, Nhot just has absurd AC.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay so I meant their damage is low
Red Redford	well theyre called dretches
Drufle (GM)	Oh, well they get three attacks!
Red Redford	its hard to expect much
Rochelle Gwerm	right so Nhot is in the way
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle is up, but yes. That's an issue.
Rochelle Gwerm	how do
Drufle (GM)	You can Athletics to leap over the wall.
Rochelle Gwerm	what if I just grab the Dretch and pull it back into that spaaaace here?
Drufle (GM)	Nhot's still in the way.
Rochelle Gwerm	fuck Hey Nhot
Navaya	bust the fuckening wall down
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm going to shove you out of the way to do this
G'hesh Nhot	could my tail smack have moved it a little?
Rochelle Gwerm	or I guess I could try that
Drufle (GM)	You can STR to break down the wall.
Red Redford	be the kool aid man you always wanted to be
Rochelle Gwerm	NINJITSU! KOOL AID MAN STYLE
Red Redford	OH YEAH Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Strength
Check: 21 Navaya peers around the door
Rochelle Gwerm	OUT OF MY WAY
G'hesh Nhot	boom
Navaya	"You guys done yet?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"OUT OF MY WAY"
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle just smacks into the wall and cracks it through.
Red Redford	"Nope there's still a commotion in there."
Navaya	"kay"
Rochelle Gwerm	this maze is really wierd
Drufle (GM)	He's gonna take... rolling d6 ( 3 ) = 3 3 damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	end round?
Drufle (GM)	No, Nhot's turn.
Rochelle Gwerm	I need to keep track of my fast healing
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh going big
Rochelle Gwerm	how many rounds have we done?
Drufle (GM)	3.
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 2d1( 1 + 1 ) = 2 mmmmm Navaya is now brushing daha's fur G'hesh Nhot: G'hesh Nhot : Longsword (2H) Longsword (2H) 14 vs AC Damage 13 Tail Slap (Razored) 5 vs AC Damage 7 Type: S
Weapon Notes	Tail slap damage is -2
Drufle (GM)	I love that Navaya isn't even in the room.
G'hesh Nhot	fuck
Drufle (GM)	Alright, minor hit for 8.
Navaya	I wouldn't even come in if they were hurt
Drufle (GM)	Dretch gonna smack a rock lady!
Rochelle Gwerm	alright, what is this thing's size?
Navaya	they've been annoying today
Red Redford	"Should I tell them to get cold iron for demons?" "Nah"
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4( 8 )+4 = 12 rolling d20+4 ( 20 )+4 = 24 rolling d20+4 ( 14 )+4 = 18 No, crit, yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	fuck your crits
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4( 15 )+4 = 19
Rochelle Gwerm	hey hold up you need to co- shit
Drufle (GM)	And a confirm.
Rochelle Gwerm	fuck you little shit demons
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2*(d4+1)+d4+12*(( 2 )+1)+( 4 )+1 = 11 11 damage with a big ol' claw smack. Rochelle Gwerm lets out a horrible roar
Drufle (GM)	Well, two.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay so
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle's turn.
Rochelle Gwerm	how small?
Red Redford	good thing that wasnt me
Rochelle Gwerm	their size if you will
Drufle (GM)	Small.
Rochelle Gwerm	also I heal 1 because new round right so
Aerlin	Aerlin sits down against the wall.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll just attack Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub Attack 19 vs AC Damage 15 Type: B
Weapon Notes	A large greatclub made of stone.
Red Redford	I sit down on the ground
Rochelle Gwerm	Get dead, mate
Aerlin	"Well, I think its about time for a nice nap."
Drufle (GM)	Dont' worry you guys, Aerlin/Red/Navaya, you'll be the king and queens in a few levels. And speaking of which.
Red Redford	"I'll keep watch."
Navaya	"hey guys how you doin"
Aerlin	They deserve this.
Drufle (GM)	That dude dies.
Aerlin	To have some fun.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Huhhhhph....huhhhph"
Drufle (GM)	Which means you have completed all the dude fights in the dungeon.
Navaya	"They really don't. but I understand its necessary" Rochelle Gwerm falls down and her third eye closes
G'hesh Nhot	two i didn't kill with crits
Aerlin	I wonder how many we avoided by pacifying spiderface lady.
Drufle (GM)	None, you killed all the other mongrelmen.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh well
Aerlin	Awkward.
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Rochelle Gwerm	do the demons have anything?
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
Rochelle Gwerm	alright then
Aerlin	They've got a gameboy. Sick
Rochelle Gwerm	did they leave corpses behind?
Drufle (GM)	No, they disappeared.
Navaya	can we get to town and end there is very late
Rochelle Gwerm	okay
Aerlin	"Oh, it's quiet now, I think they've finished."
G'hesh Nhot	beer
Red Redford	beer Rochelle Gwerm walks out of the maze, looking very tired
Rochelle Gwerm	"Got em"
Drufle (GM)	Well, are you going back to Neathholm or up to Kenabres?
Red Redford	it's reds first time probably
Navaya	"good for you!" Rochelle Gwerm flexes
Navaya	neathholm maybe?
Aerlin	Neathholm I say
Rochelle Gwerm	she also looks horribly injured
Red Redford	heres what i wanns do and ill tell the party
Navaya	kenabres WILL have fights
Drufle (GM)	Righto.
Rochelle Gwerm	7 hp...
Aerlin	there's things to do there.
Red Redford	lets leave the prisoners at neat home
G'hesh Nhot	fights
Red Redford	and let them deal with the prisoners
Aerlin	Do they have a prison...
Red Redford	then we go back here
Aerlin	They better make one...
Drufle (GM)	I'm sure they can make something up.
Red Redford	well they can kill them if they wanr
G'hesh Nhot	me kill?
Red Redford	well let them know exactly who they are
Drufle (GM)	Mhm.
Aerlin	And yes let's finish up late
Rochelle Gwerm	let us resolve this dungeon excursion
Drufle (GM)	So the brits can go to bed, just make sure you level up to 3 sometime in the next week.
Rochelle Gwerm	and get some healing
Red Redford	i got a cool morphic weapon! neat
Navaya	oki
Aerlin	sick
Red Redford	ill shoot some cans with it
Rochelle Gwerm	I need to eat dinner
Red Redford	me, breakfast
Drufle (GM)	Me, sleep.
Red Redford	lets all warp to the villaage pls
G'hesh Nhot	im still here to level up. im off to a festival in like 3 hours lol
Rochelle Gwerm	the village doesn't have a map soooo
Aerlin	theres no map for that place
Drufle (GM)	No map for it so youll just sit here.
Rochelle Gwerm	we're allllready there
Aerlin	in our hearts
Red Redford	oh ok
Navaya	yeah get sam leveled
Rochelle Gwerm	I can handle everything except choosing a feat that will need time
Navaya	i'mma go now~~
Red Redford	https://i.imgur.com/QDRjXGx.png wait do we level up again
Drufle (GM)	You're level 3 now.
Rochelle Gwerm	we're level 3 now boy!