G'hesh Nhot	BBEEEEEERRR
Drufle (GM)	I'm like 99% sure you're Nhot allowed to have any more alcohol.
G'hesh Nhot	i know, they didn't like me drinking the whole barrel
Aerlin	That pun is giving me hideous laughter.
Drufle (GM)	hrarharharhar
G'hesh Nhot	there are methods behind my character naming lol
Drufle (GM)	Oh, I'm sure.
Rochelle Gwerm	I am trying to train with Aerlin and Vash I want to magic right now
Drufle (GM)	I mean, you can.
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle doesn't know that
Aerlin	Well, my wand is complete, so I can spare some time to help you.
Rochelle Gwerm	or rather we're in the middle of her figuring that out Rochelle Gwerm yells in rage
Rochelle Gwerm	"Why is this so hard!?"
G'hesh Nhot	lol wrong wand
Red Redford	"What is the up friendos"
Aerlin	"We're just sorting out some things." "You're magic, right?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"How does magic even work!?" we're all magicians now
Aerlin	"I'm fresh out of magical pep talks..."
Red Redford	"A traveling salesman sold me this 'Traveler's Any-Tool' and let me tell ya it's great." "It can turn into a shovel AND into a fishhook."
Rochelle Gwerm	"My fist is a more effective tool that whatever that scam is" G'hesh Nhot starts trying to demonstrate her trick she used to make the bad things vanish..... with her sword Rochelle Gwerm tries to perform some somatic component
Rochelle Gwerm	"..."
Aerlin	"Perhaps let your rage release some inner power? You're already great at being angry, use that as a platform."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Angry, right sure" "Okay" Rochelle Gwerm punches a wall
Aerlin	"I'm gonna stand back." Rochelle Gwerm keeps punching, trying to be angry enough to do magic G'hesh Nhot uses her tail to slap Rochelle hard on the backside
Rochelle Gwerm	*What she doesn't see is that the rocks are actually floating behind her Rochelle Gwerm gives up and leans her forehead against the wall, unawares
Aerlin	"(Should I say something, Vash...?)"
Rochelle Gwerm	the rocks just take the tail's attack Aravashnial is staring in confused and stunned silence. G'hesh Nhot prepairs her tail again
Aerlin	"Rochelle. How do you feel at the moment?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"You guys make it looks so easy"
Aerlin	"Focus on what you're feeling."
Rochelle Gwerm	"I feel like I want to throw a table across the room" Rochelle Gwerm turns back around; the rocks stay at her backside
Aerlin	"Hold onto that feeling. Remember it. Then turn around and face me."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Okay, I'm looking" "Should I actually throw a table or?"
Aerlin	"...Oh. Hmm." "Okay. There's rocks floating behind you."
Rochelle Gwerm	"What?"
Aerlin	"I wanted that to be more dramatic but just turn your head?" Rochelle Gwerm spins around, the rocks move
Rochelle Gwerm	"Where?" By now the rocks have formed in a fairly compact disk shape
Aerlin	If only cameras were invented. G'hesh Nhot points behind her
G'hesh Nhot	panto style
Rochelle Gwerm	"I can't..."
Red Redford	are we the office now
Rochelle Gwerm	"AAAAARGH" Rochelle Gwerm spins around again and grabs the disk
Rochelle Gwerm	"Aha!"
Aerlin	"Cool disk."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Thanks?"
Aerlin	"That's yours!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"..." "What does it do?" G'hesh Nhot has an idea
Aerlin	Can I make a spellcraft check? Identify the spell maybe? Rochelle Gwerm lets go of the disk and it returns to her backside
G'hesh Nhot	Rochelle go to other end of room
Aerlin	I got 16+12
Rochelle Gwerm	"Sure?" Rochelle Gwerm walks over to the other side
Aerlin	What spell is it, actually?
G'hesh Nhot	now me attack you, me hate rocks, you stop me
Rochelle Gwerm	"Wait what?" Rochelle Gwerm braces herself
Aravashnial	Shield. G'hesh Nhot roars a deafening challenge, enough to put rage into any warrior
Aravashnial	"Shield."
Aerlin	"Ah, so it is." "Ah, my ears."
Rochelle Gwerm	The stone shield immediately snaps in between Rochelle and Nhot when she attacks G'hesh Nhot is slighty stunned
Rochelle Gwerm	"Woah" "Hah, free shield" "That's pretty cool"
Aerlin	"Not the toughest defense, but it definitely helped block that attack." Rochelle Gwerm knocks on it
Rochelle Gwerm	"It seems better than the scraps of metal I usually use"
G'hesh Nhot	its good better then arena scraps
Rochelle Gwerm	shield bonuses override other shield bonuses right?
G'hesh Nhot	????? shield is shield
Rochelle Gwerm	yes but I have a buckler
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah so
Drufle (GM)	Bonuses do not stack.
Red Redford	whichever one you get thats highest?
Drufle (GM)	Yep.
Rochelle Gwerm	it'll override my buckler defense which is fine, the buckler is (s)crap anyways
G'hesh Nhot	now you can 2h your club
Rochelle Gwerm	I always could the buckler is small enough not to get in the way
G'hesh Nhot	oh
Rochelle Gwerm	The Great Club is a Large 2h weapon
Drufle (GM)	(ignore my relative silence I'm just trying to throw down the forty million enemies in this building)
Rochelle Gwerm	keep on truckin druf
G'hesh Nhot	YAY
Red Redford	"WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE EMPYREAL LORDS"
Rochelle Gwerm	the rocks eventually just stop floating and drop to the floor "Aw..."
Aerlin	"I do." Rochelle Gwerm sighs and goes to Red
G'hesh Nhot	???? who
Red Redford	I take out my trading cards and start explaining a random one
G'hesh Nhot	enemy?
Aerlin	Aerlin loves trading cards.
Rochelle Gwerm	"So what's this about, Red that isn't a Redhead"
Red Redford	"Well, there are various minor powers dwelling in the outer planes. And some of them are in the forces of good!" "Isn't that great?"
Aerlin	"It sure is fortunate."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Do they pay well?"
Red Redford	"A beacon of hope in a vast sea of eternal despair." G'hesh Nhot is completely confused
Red Redford	"Well, I don't know about the payment, but the retirement plan is amazing." G'hesh Nhot tries to eat one of the cards
Rochelle Gwerm	"Why would I want to retire?"
Irabeth Tirablade	"He's right, you know, the gods are pretty amazing."
Red Redford	"You'l get to live in a paradise of your choosing once you pass on." "IF you live a righteous enough life that is." Rochelle Gwerm sort of laughs to herself
Rochelle Gwerm	"Suuuure..."
G'hesh Nhot	i live already
Irabeth Tirablade	"Well, I'm sure we don't have to worry about that, eh kid?" Irabeth Tirablade nudges Red.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I wish ya luck buddy"
Aerlin	"I have my own goals to reach paradise. It's a long term thing, though."
Red Redford	i cant find chronicles of the righteous
Rochelle Gwerm	"Don't you go dieing until our work is done"
G'hesh Nhot	FIGHT, AND DIE FIGHTING
Red Redford	"And that's great." "I'm planning to do as much good in the Material for as long as I can."
G'hesh Nhot	What is good?
Red Redford	"The good fight is a long and arduous journey."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hope that goes well for ya buddy" "I really do"
Drufle (GM)	(ok map is fully set up for whenever people are ready)
Aerlin	"Long term plans aside, right now I'd really just like to find my mother."
G'hesh Nhot	............
Rochelle Gwerm	"..."
Red Redford	"Aren't there spells for that."
Rochelle Gwerm	don't poke holes in our backstories, red
Aerlin	"It's been so long. Probably 500 years or something. So those don't really work."
Rochelle Gwerm	that's rude
Aravashnial	"Only with the proper commitment of power!"
Red Redford	"Ah, my mistake."
Aravashnial	"Locate Person and other such spells are not particularly easy to come by, young man."
Aerlin	"I'm literally a different person now."
Aravashnial	"Besides, divinations have a tendency to... not work right in the Worldwound." G'hesh Nhot is wondering where she could find more beer from
Aerlin	"If only someone knew what a riftwalker was." "Why couldn't she have just been a baker or something...?"
Drufle (GM)	Just out of curiosity, Streak. You are aware that your parents/mother was a Rift[warden], not a Riftwalker.
Red Redford	samsarans get so many parents
Aerlin	Oh, then my notes are wrong.
Red Redford	must be confusing
Aerlin	I feel like i copied that from the book though.
Drufle (GM)	You know, the band of mages that Vash is the last of in the city?
Rochelle Gwerm	now may be a good time to ask him
Aerlin	Then I really need to ask him some questions.
Drufle (GM)	I was wondering if like you had purposely made Aerlin get that part wrong, or something.
Rochelle Gwerm	we'll ignore the fact that you'd logically have asked much earlier
Aerlin	The book said Riftwalkers! I bet they forgot to change it.
Rochelle Gwerm	inconsistencies!
Drufle (GM)	Says Riftwarden from the entry I'm looking at. In the Player's Guide.
Aerlin	Well now that we're safe, I'd like to see if he's aware of her.
Drufle (GM)	Sure, sure.
Aerlin	I'm guessing I know her name, and that she was sent into the worldwound. G'hesh Nhot is slowly getting all her gear ready to move towards the garrison to find some troops to train with
Drufle (GM)	I believe so, yes. I think that's all you know from the trait entry.
Aerlin	Okay, I'll tell him what I know and see what he might know.
Aravashnial	"Oh, so you're her daughter! I thought something about you seemed familiar."
Rochelle Gwerm	welp he knows G'hesh Nhot puts her stuff down to listen
Aravashnial	"She passed by Kenabres,a few years past..." "I believe she said she was part of an expedition to the heart of the Worldwound to find a Templar HQ?" "I'm sorry, she and her expedition never did return." "Not quite sure whatever happened to them."
Aerlin	"How long ago did they leave?" a few years ago
Aravashnial	"As I mentioned, it was just a few years ago, I'm not entirely certain as to the exact time."
Aerlin	learn to read streak
Rochelle Gwerm	people ask for clarification sometimes its okay perfectly natural conversation
Aerlin	"Hopefully she found that HQ then..."
Rochelle Gwerm	"..."
Aerlin	"Thank you, Aravashnial."
Rochelle Gwerm	"You'll find her, Aerlin"
Aravashnial	"Oh, I'm certain she did! She seemed like quite the accomplished magician."
Aerlin	"I hope so. Would hate to lose some answers." Aerlin doesn't seem particularly worried about the person herself, more what she knows. That's all I wanted to ask.
Drufle (GM)	Mhm. So, before we go, we do have to have a quick conversation.
Rochelle Gwerm	Hey look A wild Mopp appeared
Steven Q.	aw shirt everyone's already here
Red Redford	even me
G'hesh Nhot	YAT YAY
Red Redford	yat....
Rochelle Gwerm	perfect timing
Navaya	it's "Yeet", guys
G'hesh Nhot	its next to the y
Aerlin	Hey Mopp, scroll up and read me and Vash's convo
Drufle (GM)	If you'll slightly barely remember from last time, Irabeth wanted to introduce you to a friend of hers who might know what to do now.
G'hesh Nhot	FIGHT
Aerlin	I remembered!!
Rochelle Gwerm	sounds like a good way to get loot lets chat em up
Irabeth Tirablade	"So, uh, to be honest, I'm not entirely sure how to deal with, you know, an entire demonic invasion of the city. Especially considering what we think they're going to do with our wardstone."
G'hesh Nhot	fight them
Rochelle Gwerm	"Is that wardstone thingy even functional anymore?"
Red Redford	talk with them? haha just kidding
Aerlin	he HUGE
Navaya	ok I read
G'hesh Nhot	my sword big too
Navaya	good werk
Aerlin	good twerk
Irabeth Tirablade	"Well, see... Ah whatever, I'll just let him explain it." Rochelle Gwerm shrugs
Navaya	oh is this like
Rochelle Gwerm	"Alright" Irabeth Tirablade motions the party over to the old man at one of the tables, the one with a strange taloned scar on his cheek.
Navaya	the head inquisitor Rochelle Gwerm doesn't even try to sit on a chair
G'hesh Nhot	HOW ME KILL BIG THING
Navaya	Aerlin where are you going
Aerlin	swarm
Red Redford	"My lord." Rochelle Gwerm is having none of your swarm Quednys Orlun chuckles.
Red Redford	gesundheit
Quednys Orlun	"I'm no lord, I'm just a librarian."
Rochelle Gwerm	is that his name?
G'hesh Nhot	????
Rochelle Gwerm	that is one hell of a name to have
Quednys Orlun	"So, as I'm sure Irabeth has informed you, we believe the demons plan on corrupting our wardstone fragment."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Its not...currently working at the moment though, right?"
Quednys Orlun	"The fragment is currently very frail, but the important part is that it's still linked to the rest of the wardstones."
Red Redford	"And if they do that, the demons will completely overrun the city?"
Navaya	"So what'll that do, exactly? the wardstones were meant to be a protection against evil, right?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"What if we just destroyed it?" "So they can't corrupt it" Quednys Orlun nods to Rochelle.
G'hesh Nhot	frail??????
Navaya	"so if they like, reverse them or something, wouldn't it make them protect against good?"
Quednys Orlun	"That's exactly the plan, miss." Rochelle Gwerm feels slightly smarter for coming up with that
Navaya	aww
G'hesh Nhot	what if not good or bad?
Quednys Orlun	"You see, with the attack on Kenabres, a rather predictable result occurred." "Orders of crusaders gathered along the border to protect our cities." "At first we were confused as to why the demons did not press their assault." "But after some thought, it seems rather clear, doesn't it?"
G'hesh Nhot	they push out not in Rochelle Gwerm is suddenly feeling less smart
Navaya	"uhhhh"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Are...the other wardstones still working?"
Quednys Orlun	"By corrupting the fragment they have in the Gray Garrison, they'll convert the entire border into a blast of demonic energy."
Navaya	"my god, Ghesh got it"
G'hesh Nhot	trials of champions
Quednys Orlun	"With all the crusaders along the border, at best it will kill thousands of our best warriors; at worst, they might become demons themselves."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Oh" "Okay"
Red Redford	"Oh no."
Navaya	"well THAT ain't good"
G'hesh Nhot	are we near border
Aerlin	"Then we must break that link."
Rochelle Gwerm	Nhot I think we'd be caught in it too
Quednys Orlun	"We've realized just how long this plan has been in motion; the Storm King's first assault decades ago cracked our Wardstone, leading up to this day."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Okay, that's all well and good" "But what about after that?"
Quednys Orlun	"We underestimated the demons; they're clearly more clever than we thought."
Red Redford	"How devilish of them."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Corrupted or not, that wardstone is totally gone"
Navaya	"yeah guys. If we fail this... then that's it for all of us."
G'hesh Nhot	good death
Rochelle Gwerm	"That's still really bad right?" Quednys Orlun nods sagely and reaches behind him, pulling a long white stave out of a pack.
Navaya	"'course you'd say that"
Aerlin	Aerlin looks curious now.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I see what you did there Red and I approve"
Quednys Orlun	"This here is a Rod of Cancellation, a very powerful magical item. A single touch destroys most any infused object."
Red Redford	"What an indicative name."
Quednys Orlun	"Destroying the fragment is a last resort, but it is one we must now take." G'hesh Nhot pulls out her sword
G'hesh Nhot	mine to
Aerlin	Okay, we'll store the staff in Roch's backpack.
Rochelle Gwerm	sure, wait no there's magic in there
Quednys Orlun	"We don't know exactly what Vorlesh and her crew are up to, and that's why we must act as quickly as possible." "The fragment was taken from the Kite and brought into Old Kenabres, to an old garrison. You'll know it when you see it, I'm sure."
Rochelle Gwerm	what if there's a demon guarding it?
Navaya	"then smash it ya dope!"
G'hesh Nhot	FIGHT
Red Redford	"Yes, we fight."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Right, is there any weapons or armor that might help us get there?" G'hesh Nhot lets out another ear splitting roar
Rochelle Gwerm	"This thing isn't going to be unguarded"
Quednys Orlun	"Luckily, I think you'll have a much easier time of it; with all the Templar's safehouses destroyed, their defenses should be weakened."
Navaya	"oh! that's a load off our backs"
Red Redford	"We did that. Did we do that?" G'hesh Nhot checks her back
Quednys Orlun	"Unfortunately, we can't simply give away any arms, our fighters are stretched thin as they are." Rochelle Gwerm sighs
Aerlin	"Anything you can tell us about the garrison?"
Aravashnial	"Ah, but, I think I can procure some equipment."
Red Redford	"So we'd have to rely on our own power."
Aravashnial	"I'll go retrieve it post-haste."
Red Redford	"Mostly."
Aerlin	He's in the other room so he's yelling.
Rochelle Gwerm	he gone woosh
Red Redford	Here is a sphere of annilihation
Quednys Orlun	"It's been so long since I've been to the Gray Garrison, I don't remember the layout, sorry."
Red Redford	hilation
Aerlin	here's a Gun
Rochelle Gwerm	I feel like I should ask about pay but this does not feel like the time
G'hesh Nhot	is the bar man still looking?
Navaya	here's a tiny-sized lightning gun
Aerlin	how about your life, roch
Drufle (GM)	I feel like the bartender has been watching the party this entire time.
G'hesh Nhot	damn
Red Redford	the bartender is actually the big bad
Rochelle Gwerm	I am not 100% sure demon energy will kill me outright
Drufle (GM)	Alright, uh, here's the cache of goodies Vash brings back.
Navaya	oh so Daha can't just go to town on that pumpkin
Red Redford	heres a figurine of wondrous power, a wooden duck
Aerlin	It looks...familiar...?
G'hesh Nhot	squeaky??
Drufle (GM)	8 potions of CSW, 4 potions of lesser restoration, 10 +1 evil outsider bane arrows, a chime of opening, a cold iron longsword and dagger, a CL 5 wand of magic missile with 31 charges, and a wand of daylight with 24 charges.
Navaya	wood squeaks now? ooh, SERIOUS
G'hesh Nhot	LONGSWORD!!!!!!!
Red Redford	arrows
Navaya	MAGIC MISSILES
Drufle (GM)	Apparently a little of everything for everyone.
Navaya	actually does Aerlin want that
G'hesh Nhot	is sword better then mine?
Navaya	seeing as I have one still to go
Red Redford	i want the wand of daylight be magic missile buddies
Drufle (GM)	It doesn't give any damage boosts, Nhot, but it will let you bypass demon DR.
Rochelle Gwerm	more magic missile is always good
Drufle (GM)	It is otherwise identical to your current sword.
Navaya	cold iron, natch
G'hesh Nhot	i take it then
Rochelle Gwerm	if I want to get good items I'm going to have to make it myself it seems
Aerlin	I'll take the wand of magic missile.
Navaya	don't put it in a microwave, whatever you do G'hesh Nhot ties her old sword to her back Conan style
Rochelle Gwerm	speaking from experience?
Navaya	' 3'
Aravashnial	"Sorry I wasn't able to retrieve these earlier; I wasn't entirely sure if this cache had survived, and I didn't want to check until this part of town had been cleared out a bit."
Aerlin	I'll take the daylight wand as well?
Navaya	"hey, we're all very grateful red said he'd have that
Rochelle Gwerm	"Its all pretty neat stuff" Rochelle Gwerm is examining an arrow
Red Redford	wait can i even cast it
Rochelle Gwerm	"How the heck does this work?" G'hesh Nhot likes sword
Red Redford	i dont think i can ok aerlin have it
Rochelle Gwerm	"It feels funny"
Drufle (GM)	You can, Red! Level 3 Inquisitor spell. G'hesh Nhot gives the stone pulled out from the tower as a gift back
Red Redford	oh, so thats why i havent seen it yet
Drufle (GM)	Apparently it's a 3rd level spell for almost every single magic class.
Rochelle Gwerm	Daylight?
Red Redford	how does casting from a wand work
Navaya	I like that G'hesh hoards rocks
Drufle (GM)	You just activate the spell, Red.
Red Redford	nice
Drufle (GM)	I think if it's of too high a level you have to make a check, though.
Navaya	say a badass one-liner and fire away
G'hesh Nhot	"taste the rainbow"
Rochelle Gwerm	we got arrows that we'll never use
Navaya	that's for Color Spray
Rochelle Gwerm	and a chime of opening? does that just open doors?
Drufle (GM)	Red uses a bow!
Navaya	I'll take the chime
Red Redford	i take the arrows
Navaya	you never know when it'll be needed
Rochelle Gwerm	Red has yet to hit anything with that bow
G'hesh Nhot	and two tanks that forget about door functions
Drufle (GM)	The arrows count as +3 weapons against evil outsiders, and do 2d6 extra damage.
Navaya	you will meet your match one day Ghesh
Rochelle Gwerm	yikes
Navaya	one day a door so powerful none can break it down
Aerlin	I'll take the dagger then.
G'hesh Nhot	i look forward to it
Drufle (GM)	Alright, and that's all the loot you get.
G'hesh Nhot	FIGHT god, im loving this lag less chat
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll just punch down every door I find
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh will follow
Aerlin	Drufle, what bonuses does the dagger give to evils same as the arrows?
Drufle (GM)	It just lets you bypass DR. The arrows are only super-powered because they're Bane weapons.
G'hesh Nhot	so what it the DR again
Aerlin	Oh, okay.
Drufle (GM)	Depends on the particular demon.
G'hesh Nhot	ok
Navaya	some of the better ones have like DR5/cold iron or something
G'hesh Nhot	does that mean whilst holding this sword i could intimidate demons?
Navaya	you can try intimidating them anyway you just ain't good at it cuz low charisma
Drufle (GM)	So!
Navaya	which is not a good consolidation
Drufle (GM)	Who wants to go to the Garrison?
Navaya	honestly
Red Redford	letsago
Navaya	I'd rather join the expeditionary force beyond the walls
G'hesh Nhot	i actualy am because i get to use str mod aswell
Aerlin	yeah nhots scary
Navaya	Guren no Yumiya plays in the distance oh alright then!
Rochelle Gwerm	find that drufle find that song
G'hesh Nhot	lets go
Navaya	it's good fight music
Rochelle Gwerm	Garrison go time to Punch Shit
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+8( 1 )+8 = 9 woops
Drufle (GM)	pfffft
Red Redford	fuckening attack on titan
Rochelle Gwerm	or slam giant clubs and swords down onto them
Navaya	thank you based GM
Drufle (GM)	Anyway!
Aerlin	rolling 1d20+50( 6 )+50 = 56 Rochelle Gwerm flexes
Rochelle Gwerm	"Lets go" G'hesh Nhot roars at the top of her lugs
G'hesh Nhot	FFFFFIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTT
Drufle (GM)	So, uh, you walk your way west into Old Kenabres, and things just look progressively worse as you proceed.
G'hesh Nhot	walk? run!!!
Rochelle Gwerm	we're walking WITH STYLE
Red Redford	jog
Drufle (GM)	It's becoming more and more clear that you're entering cultist territory.
Rochelle Gwerm	no lets not run I'd leave you all behind
Navaya	"I'll catch up with ya"
Drufle (GM)	And finally, you arrive there, and the building is a relatively small, squat gray stone building. Rochelle Gwerm cracks her knuckles G'hesh Nhot cracks her tail
Drufle (GM)	And standing in front of the door are two overly obese, half-naked men wielding scythes.
Navaya	is there a map Red Redford cracks his spine
Navaya	there we go
G'hesh Nhot	yes left one mine Navaya cracks Daha's spine
Red Redford	so blurry
Aerlin	I was going to suggest stealthing.
Rochelle Gwerm	"The hell are you two supposed to be?"
Red Redford	there we go
Aerlin	But Nhot is clanking very loudly.
Rochelle Gwerm	we are right in their line of sight
Drufle (GM)	They laugh to each other, and kinda jiggle.
Rochelle Gwerm	we ain't stealthin anything
G'hesh Nhot	may i?
Red Redford	"Hail and well met!"
Drufle (GM)	"So, have you come to turn yourselves in, fellas?"
Red Redford	i intimidate them
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+8( 18 )+8 = 26 i do
Drufle (GM)	Nhot is very good at intimidating.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hold on, I've been practicing something"
Navaya	"Not today Schlubb, we're here to kick ass and take names!"
Red Redford	ok that works too
Rochelle Gwerm	"let me see if I can..." Red Redford: default Red Redford : Influence Check 13 Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Enlarge Person
Spell Level: Bloodrager (Spell Eater), 1
School: Transmutation
Cast Time: 1 round
Components: V, S, M (powdered iron)
Range: 35 (Close)
Effects/Target: One humanoid creature
Duration: 1 min./level (D)
Spell Resistance: Yes
Save: Fortitude negates DC: 13 Concentration: +6 Rolls Caster Level Check (Level) =24 Spell Failure Check =64 Spell Failure % =5 This spell causes instant growth of a humanoid creature, doubling its height and multiplying its weight by 8. This increase changes the creature's size category to the next larger one. The target gains a +2 size bonus to Strength, a –2 size penalty to Dexterity (to a minimum of 1), and a –1 penalty on attack rolls and AC due to its increased size. A humanoid creature whose size increases to Large has a spaaaace of 10 feet and a natural reach of 10 feet. This spell does not change the target's speed. If insufficient room is available for the desired growth, the creature attains the maximum possible size and may make a Strength check (using its increased Strength) to burst any enclosures in the process. If it fails, it is constrained without harm by the materials enclosing it. All equipment worn or carried by a creature is similarly enlarged by the spell. Melee weapons affected by this spell deal more damage. Other magical properties are not affected by this spell. Magical properties of enlarged items are not increased by this spell. Rochelle Gwerm starts to grow in size
Drufle (GM)	Red is the least scary he could possibly be.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Eheheheheh"
Aerlin	"Oh..."
Navaya	did you just nat 20 a spell
G'hesh Nhot	how many rounds is that then gm?
Rochelle Gwerm	oh no
Aerlin	Aerlin steps back.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh yeah I did "Hello boys"
Drufle (GM)	It's very many rounds. Navaya looks up in awe
Rochelle Gwerm	4 minutes
Red Redford	she big
G'hesh Nhot	for my intimidate burst lol
Drufle (GM)	So they're like, a little worried, but not too frightened. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Influence Check 20 -1 to Bluff checks +9 to Intimidate
Drufle (GM)	Oh, that? I think it's just one round.
Rochelle Gwerm	I think they are VERY SCARED RIGHT NOW
Navaya	nah they dumb they don't know real fear
Aerlin	Aerlin is just a little bit scared.
G'hesh Nhot	+1 for every 5 over dc and i rolled big
Drufle (GM)	Initiative!
Red Redford	Im a little sacred
Rochelle Gwerm	"Do you really want to play?"
Drufle (GM)	One sec, Nhot.
Red Redford	oh ok
Aerlin	18 Red Redford: default Red Redford : Initiative
Check: 18.09 Navaya:
Navaya	Initiative
Check: 21.03
G'hesh Nhot	rolling d20+1( 5 )+1 = 6 damn
Navaya	yeahhhhhh
Drufle (GM)	Well apparently their intimidate DC is a tiny 14.
G'hesh Nhot	lmao
Drufle (GM)	So 3 rounds. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Initiative
Check: 14 I was trying to mark my spell uses
G'hesh Nhot	so they are shaken for 3 rounds
Rochelle Gwerm	but the sheet is being dumb
Drufle (GM)	Alright Navaya, you're up first.
Navaya	hokay! i love these tiny maps
Drufle (GM)	Boy I hope you love tiny maps because this entire one dungeon is way too many dudes in one very small map.
Rochelle Gwerm	I made the Right Choice
G'hesh Nhot	YES!
Navaya	so what are schlubb and klump supposed to be?
Drufle (GM)	Make, uh, Society checks.
Rochelle Gwerm	a buncha jokers
Navaya	hm ok
Red Redford	hooligans
G'hesh Nhot	scared Navaya:
Navaya	Society Check24 Skill is untrained
Red Redford	cant make em untrained
Navaya	welp!
Rochelle Gwerm	we bothering with the untrained rule?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, unfortunately.
Rochelle Gwerm	well shit
Drufle (GM)	It's an actually reasonable rule to use.
Aerlin	Want me to do it? Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Spellcraft Check 14
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead, Aerlin.
Aerlin	I got 16.
Drufle (GM)	That's actually good enough. The guy on the left is Kendro Nyserian, the owner (previously) of that manor you guys searched. And the guy on the right is actually a horribly bloated version of Lord Hulrun, the ruler of Kenabres.
Navaya	wow
Red Redford	what happened
G'hesh Nhot	easy
Rochelle Gwerm	well how about that
Navaya	so now they're just beef gates?
Aerlin	So they've been...corrupted, in some way. How horrid. G'hesh Nhot makes sure all her armour is sitting on her properly
Navaya	also Drufle I was actually asking what species they were but that's sorted out anyway!
Drufle (GM)	Oh, sorry.
Navaya	so on with my turn
Rochelle Gwerm	They're both Kobolds Obviously
Drufle (GM)	They both appear to be horrendously bloated humans.
Aerlin	It's interesting information anyway. I wonder if they're curable. Navaya: Navaya : Frost Fall
Spell Level: Witch (Winter Witch), 2
School: Evocation (cold)
Cast Time: 1 standard action
Components: V, S
Range: 35 (Close)
Effects/Target: 5-foot radius burst
Duration: 1 round/2 levels
Spell Resistance: Yes
Save: Fortitude partial DC: 17 Concentration: +11 Rolls Caster Level Check (Level) =7 The area of this spell is covered in chilling frost, dealing 2d6 points of cold damage to all creatures within it. Creatures that the spell initially damages must succeed at a Fortitude save or become staggered for 1 round. The area remains chilled for the spell's duration. Any creature that starts your turn within the spell's area takes 1d6 points of cold damage (Fortitude saving throw for half) but does not become staggered even on a failed saving throw. boof
Drufle (GM)	Fort saves, got it.
Red Redford	"The corruption runs deep in this city."
Navaya	"feel the freeze!"
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+8( 4 )+8 = 12 rolling d20+8 ( 11 )+8 = 19 One fail, one save.
Aerlin	"Do you believe they can be saved?"
Red Redford	"I wonder if there's hope for their souls yet."
Navaya	"save it for when they're both on ice!"
Drufle (GM)	You gotta roll the damage, buddy.
Navaya	oh that's me okay
G'hesh Nhot	kill first, worry later
Navaya	rolling 2d6( 6 + 3 ) = 9 nice
Red Redford	nice
Drufle (GM)	They both take 0 damage.
Red Redford	ice
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Navaya	of course OF COURSE
G'hesh Nhot	demon
Navaya	"OF COURSE"
Drufle (GM)	So, Red is next.
Rochelle Gwerm	it was a valiant effort
Aerlin	"Demonic resistance...it may be too late."
Red Redford	"Disable. Not kill. Disable. Not kill."
Navaya	but one if them's still staggered, right?
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Your mumbling again, Red"
Red Redford	how about a planes check on them Navaya turns around and sulks
Drufle (GM)	If the damage of a spell is reduced to 0, all other effects do not take place. It's be Religion, but yeah. It'd* Red Redford: default Red Redford : Religion Check 8 +4 Kn. religion, +2 Kn. of demigods woops
Drufle (GM)	That'd be a no.
Red Redford	bad rolls today.
G'hesh Nhot	was that also including the fact they were shaken?
Aerlin	Do you...........want me to do it
Red Redford	anyway, ill try the new arrow
Rochelle Gwerm	go ahead Aerlin
Drufle (GM)	Shaken gives them -2 to most rolls, which wouldn't have mattered in this case.
Aerlin	I'll wait till my next turn, I already did a knowledge roll.
G'hesh Nhot	oh Red Redford: default Red Redford : Radiance Attack 13 vs AC Damage 9 Type: P why
Navaya	aw
Drufle (GM)	Not a hit, sorry.
Red Redford	do i get + using the arrows
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait, right. +3 from the arrows. That is a hit.
Rochelle Gwerm	you did it red
G'hesh Nhot	nice
Drufle (GM)	And roll 2d6 extra damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	you hit your first baddie
Red Redford	i also roll the- yes rolling 2d6 ( 3 + 5 ) = 8
Drufle (GM)	I assume this is on left boy?
Red Redford	es
G'hesh Nhot	left is mine
Drufle (GM)	You see the arrow strike him and the fat jiggles, and he reels in pain from the holy strike. Next is Aerlin.
Red Redford	"Did that... hit?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Huh"
Red Redford	"Haha, I'm getting better at this."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Did not see that coming"
Navaya	"better than mine did..."
Aerlin	You're really revelling in this fat jiggle imagery, Drufle.
G'hesh Nhot	no birds?
Drufle (GM)	They're very, very fat.
Navaya	they're Mr. Heart levels of fat
Aerlin	Do you either of them have ranged weapons that I can see?
Drufle (GM)	Which is kinda strange considering you just say Lord Huldrun, like, a week or so ago and he looked fine. They are holding scythes.
Red Redford	i havent looked in bestiaries in weeks so i cant metagame myself out of this one
G'hesh Nhot	have you looked?
Navaya	he's full of worms don't let him get close
Drufle (GM)	These guys aren't even in the normal bestiaries, Red!
Rochelle Gwerm	make knowledge check of some sort I guess?
Drufle (GM)	It'd be Religion, since you're assuming they're demons.
Red Redford	already did red knows nothing
Rochelle Gwerm	you did she hasn't
Aerlin	any bows drufle i have developed a fear
Red Redford	yeah aerlin can do it
Drufle (GM)	Protection from arrows will not help you here, no.
Aerlin	I'll roll knowledge then 14..
Drufle (GM)	Nope, these guys are just a bit too obscure.
Rochelle Gwerm	do the magic thing
Aerlin	Move here a bit.
Rochelle Gwerm	you know the one
Aerlin	Hmm.. Okay sure. Okay I'm gonna cast Burning Hands It's a 15ft cone attack
Navaya	despite the name
Aerlin	So I think it'll hit them both?
Drufle (GM)	Yep. So, reflex?
Aerlin	Yes
G'hesh Nhot	the fat guys have a reflex?
Aerlin	Reflex halves.
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20( 11 ) = 11 rolling d20 ( 14 ) = 14 Not great ones.
Aerlin	DC is 16 so nope
Rochelle Gwerm	turns out, fat dudes have shit reflexes
Aerlin	rolling 4d6( 2 + 2 + 1 + 2 ) = 7
G'hesh Nhot	Nhot
Aerlin	Urp
Drufle (GM)	That'd be 0 damage to both.
Rochelle Gwerm	demons guys
Aerlin	Okay then. All done.
Drufle (GM)	After Aerlin is Rochelle. Rochelle Gwerm sighs G'hesh Nhot shouts up
Red Redford	need bigger damage dice
G'hesh Nhot	leave some for me
Drufle (GM)	4d6 are pretty good dice. He just rolled so, so bad.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm gonna just beat the shit out of this guy Power Attack
Red Redford	"They're shrugging off most of our attacks!"
Rochelle Gwerm	oh and I Rage first Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub Attack 24 vs AC Damage 21 Type: B
Weapon Notes	A large greatclub made of stone. Nice good use of Power Attack
Drufle (GM)	Hit, 16 damage.
Aerlin	"Can't shrug that off."
Rochelle Gwerm	they have DR 5 or?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Rochelle Gwerm	+3 Power ATtack
G'hesh Nhot	im glad i have that sword now
Red Redford	but we dont know that yet
Rochelle Gwerm	19 total then
Red Redford	yeah cold iron for weeks
Rochelle Gwerm	when does my greatclub get a magic?
Drufle (GM)	Uhhhh... Well magic doesn't bypass their DR anyway. But level 6.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay its still worth considering
Drufle (GM)	Alright, it's their turns now.
Navaya	you know what you should do Roch?
G'hesh Nhot	grrrrrr
Navaya	infuse it with cold iron
Rochelle Gwerm	I should yes
Navaya	that'll do ya good
Red Redford	i think it's +2 when weapons are treated as cold iron
Rochelle Gwerm	Hey druf how much would that cost?
Drufle (GM)	I'd have to check later. Kinda busy right now.
Rochelle Gwerm	sorry
Red Redford	there are weapon blanches that are temporary
G'hesh Nhot	just stick cold iron studs into it
Red Redford	otherwise they have to forged cold iron from the start
Rochelle Gwerm	I want a permenant upgrade Cold Iron Spikes
Drufle (GM)	Alright, so the guy on the right casts a spell, and does so defensively to avoid AoOs.
Red Redford	*be
G'hesh Nhot	cold iron spikes drilled into the stone
Rochelle Gwerm	make yer concentration check boy
Drufle (GM)	I did, don't worry.
Rochelle Gwerm	dang I wanted to hit him
G'hesh Nhot	with your -2?
Rochelle Gwerm	oh right shaken
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, this wasn't a terribly hard DC.
Rochelle Gwerm	dang
Drufle (GM)	So I want Rochelle and Aerlin to make Will saves. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Willpower
Save: 13 never enough
Red Redford	i hope this isnt dominate person
Aerlin	23
Rochelle Gwerm	even with Rage Boosts
Drufle (GM)	rolling d8+9( 2 )+9 = 11
Rochelle Gwerm	if this is dominate person already I will scream
Drufle (GM)	Rochelle takes 11 damage, Aerlin 5.
Rochelle Gwerm	bah
Drufle (GM)	And right boy heals 11.
Red Redford	whats the effect of the spell drufle?
G'hesh Nhot	me now?
Drufle (GM)	Mass inflict light wounds. Other guy has to go!
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah like describe what happened oh I see
Red Redford	oh no they heal from negative energy
Drufle (GM)	They sure do.
Red Redford	theyre undead...
Rochelle Gwerm	clever little shit thinks he's so clever
Navaya	right then
Red Redford	but we dont know that
Rochelle Gwerm	he forgot that I"M HERE
Aerlin	Someone shove that potion we got down their throats
Red Redford	being dead explains the bloatedness too
Drufle (GM)	Left guy would 5-step and do the same, but he'd still be in Rochelle's reach, so I'll just try a swing of this scythe.
G'hesh Nhot	my sword?
Rochelle Gwerm	do we get a check to figure that out?
Drufle (GM)	If anyone can make religion checks, sure. rolling d20+8 ( 13 )+8 = 21
Rochelle Gwerm	Aerlin and Red all the way
Drufle (GM)	Is that a hit on Rochelle?
Rochelle Gwerm	I mean
Red Redford	can i reroll on my turn
G'hesh Nhot	i have a -1 to religion
Rochelle Gwerm	are you seriously asking that?
Drufle (GM)	Yes, Red.
Red Redford	thanks
Drufle (GM)	I don't remember what your AC is!
Rochelle Gwerm	yes drufle My AC is very low right now
Drufle (GM)	Alright then.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm on 11 right now
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6+3( 2 + 1 )+3 = 6
Rochelle Gwerm	pffft
Drufle (GM)	Aw, wow. 6 damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	"You call that a weapon?"
Drufle (GM)	Little mini slash with the scythe. And then a step backwards regardless.
Red Redford	careful when that crits
Drufle (GM)	Now it's Nhot's turn.
Red Redford	scythes are nasty
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, scythes are the only weapon I think with a x4 crit. They're awful.
Rochelle Gwerm	why though? that doesn't make sense
Drufle (GM)	Very sharp.
Red Redford	beheading
Rochelle Gwerm	are these even war scythes?
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+13( 9 )+13 = 22
Drufle (GM)	That too I suppose.
Navaya	corn's tough
Drufle (GM)	That is certainly a hit.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+9( 18 )+9 = 27
Red Redford	:o
Drufle (GM)	Also very much a hit.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Go back to the farm where you pigs belong, maybe you'll find a better weapon there"
G'hesh Nhot	yes double hit
Drufle (GM)	Not quite a crit, though.
Red Redford	aw snap
Drufle (GM)	Just barely.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+6( 7 )+6 = 13 and
Rochelle Gwerm	thank the heavens for Cold Steel I assume these guys are resistant to acid because of course they are
Drufle (GM)	Also lucky is that their DR is cold iron or good.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+8( 7 )+8 = 15
Drufle (GM)	Instead of and. Good lord.
Red Redford	couldve been thwarted by logical operators
Navaya	does Nhot have a BAB high enough to do that?
G'hesh Nhot	and what do i get for cold steel?
Rochelle Gwerm	just ignores DR
Drufle (GM)	You get to not have 10 damage taken off that total.
Rochelle Gwerm	so it does full damage
Drufle (GM)	The second weapon is a natural one. You're allowed to make extra attacks with secondary natural weapons regardless of your BAB.
Navaya	the second weapon isn't cold iron afaik
Drufle (GM)	Oh, good point.
G'hesh Nhot	damn
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah I -really- need cold iron spikes on this club
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, you slice him open, and a very terrible thing results of this action.
G'hesh Nhot	why did you say something
Navaya	you can hate me for that later Rochelle Gwerm puts the hate off to the side for now
Red Redford	o-oh no G'hesh Nhot is holding onto the hate Rochelle Gwerm takes the hate from Nhot and sets it down for later
Drufle (GM)	The body splits open, and a horrifying wormlike-head sprouts out of where his torso used to be. Picture in telegram.
Red Redford	we just got resident evild
Navaya	i told ya dog
Aerlin	Okay yeah he's beyond saving.
G'hesh Nhot	"THATS BETTER"
Rochelle Gwerm	someone please make a religion check
Red Redford	RESIDENT EVILD
Drufle (GM)	He also gets healed a bit as he absorbs some of the flesh from his body armor. Anyway, top of the round, and the doors swing open!
G'hesh Nhot	"NOW I CAN FIGHT"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Well that makes things easier"
Red Redford	oh no!!!!
Rochelle Gwerm	"Join the party"
Red Redford	bad to worse
Rochelle Gwerm	"We're just getting started"
Red Redford	clone tieflings!!
Drufle (GM)	This pack of friends will take their turns on INIT 0.
Rochelle Gwerm	CLONETROOPERS
Drufle (GM)	So back to Navaya!
Rochelle Gwerm	don't worry their aim is shit
Red Redford	those tieflings probably arent immune probably.
Navaya	you could have told me we'd fight a bunch of nonresistant mooks before I spent my only AoE
Drufle (GM)	These are scrub tieflings which is why there are so bloody many of them. Well, they aren't nonresistant. Which is why I didn't mention it.
Navaya	AUGHHHHH
Rochelle Gwerm	demons man
Red Redford	oh noooo
Drufle (GM)	They have resist 5, instead of the normal demon 10.
Rochelle Gwerm	I am going to make it my damn mission to really screw over the demon DR
Drufle (GM)	That's not DR, but yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	You know what I mean
G'hesh Nhot	i already have
Navaya	oh god I know I SHOULD heal Roch but
G'hesh Nhot	how hurt is the one i hit?
Navaya	I'll use my wand of Bless Weapon on her instead!
Rochelle Gwerm	thanks
Drufle (GM)	The left guy is about half health after he worm-healed himself.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Neat"
G'hesh Nhot	so i did nearly half damage with one attack?
Red Redford	nice
Rochelle Gwerm	over half it healed itself
G'hesh Nhot	fuck
Rochelle Gwerm	well I mean it can't really do that again
G'hesh Nhot	never know
Drufle (GM)	So after Navaya is, uh, Red.
Navaya	"The weapon is treated as having a +1 enhancement bonus for the purpose of bypassing the DR of evil creatures or striking evil incorporeal creatures (though the spell doesn’t grant an actual enhancement bonus). The weapon also becomes good-aligned, which means it can bypass the DR of certain creatures. (This effect overrides and suppresses any other alignment the weapon might have.)" "n addition, all critical hit rolls against evil foes are automatically successful, so every threat is a critical hit. This last effect does not apply to any weapon that already has a magical effect related to critical hits, such as a keen weapon or a vorpal sword." Navaya did not spout all that off in-canon
Rochelle Gwerm	"Uhhh" "Thanks for the magic lesson, Navaya"
Red Redford	"Wow you talk really fast."
Rochelle Gwerm	"I'll just smack them with the glowy club if that's okay with you"
Navaya	"eeegh"
Aerlin	Talking a free action...
Red Redford	"I didn't know that was huma- feyly possible."
Rochelle Gwerm	if you hadn't have done that I'd have used Enlarge Person on Nhot
Aerlin	is* G'hesh Nhot wants a glowing sword
Drufle (GM)	I don't think Navaya can actually use that wand, but we'll go with it regardless.
Navaya	"in about six seconds, don't worry!"
G'hesh Nhot	no, i like my AC
Navaya	"or not, depending on GM fiat!"
Drufle (GM)	:P Talking is a free action, yes. Provided you don't do, like, a monologue.
Rochelle Gwerm	the free-est action
Aerlin	Pretty sure some of us have scales that can Bless Weapon too.
Drufle (GM)	I think those are Align Weapon.
Red Redford	oh. ohh boy i want to try something my next turn.
Drufle (GM)	Which are slightly weaker versions of Bless Weapon.
Aerlin	You're right, it is.
Drufle (GM)	Red, it is your turn.
G'hesh Nhot	yes i can bless mine by putting it in holy people
Rochelle Gwerm	clog the doors with eagles
Red Redford	ok for now
Rochelle Gwerm	oh wait, next round? rolling 1d1 ( 1 ) = 1 perfect
Navaya	summon more divine centipedes redeem them
Red Redford	I make a summoning circle appear near nhot and roche hya! rolling 1d3 ( 3 ) = 3
Rochelle Gwerm	oh snap
Red Redford	hella!
Navaya	ooh!
G'hesh Nhot	nice
Rochelle Gwerm	that door is Clogged
Red Redford	three eagles please
Rochelle Gwerm	the eagle brigade is here the Wall of Eagles
Navaya	you're right, none of us can use the wand of bless weapon
Red Redford	there we go
Navaya	we all forgot this when I grabbed it
Red Redford	can i use it
Drufle (GM)	Only paladins and Glory clerics, yeah.
Rochelle Gwerm	so I don't have a magic weapon then?
Navaya	it is literally only a paladin spell
Red Redford	oh
Navaya	and that too
Red Redford	lol
Drufle (GM)	We'll pretend it works this time.
Navaya	ok
Rochelle Gwerm	okay
Red Redford	ok i make them all do full attacks
Drufle (GM)	But after this we should really just sell that.
Red Redford	the middle attacks the one on the right
Navaya	okay
Drufle (GM)	Alright, make your bajillion rolls.
Rochelle Gwerm	UNLEASH THE POWER OF FREEDOM
Red Redford	i also make them use their swift actions to use smite its +1 damage "Scree!!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Red no, you're not an eagle" "Don't make eagle noises, it doesn't make you look cool"
Drufle (GM)	Let the man have his fun, he needs to roll like 9 times.
Red Redford	ok let me figure out my dice
Navaya	"keep doing it, it annoys people!"
Rochelle Gwerm	give him a Summon Character to speak through
Drufle (GM)	Uh, sure.
Red Redford	rolling 1d20 + 3( 10 )+3 = 13 rolling 1d20 + 3 ( 4 )+3 = 7 rolling 1d20 + 3 ( 1 )+3 = 4 left eagle woops
Drufle (GM)	Hit, miss, miss. Very miss.
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm I guess it tried to eat the worm
Red Redford	rolling 1d4 + 2( 3 )+2 = 5
Drufle (GM)	One sec.
Red Redford	+1
Rochelle Gwerm	but logistics had other ideas
Drufle (GM)	Alright, some of his talon got caught in the demon's horrible flesh and he takes... rolling d3 ( 2 ) = 2
Red Redford	death by a thousand cuts
Drufle (GM)	2 damage and moves at half speed from the pain.
Red Redford	the eagle screams you know the noise
Drufle (GM)	You have a personify now, if you want.
Red Redford	ok next
Rochelle Gwerm	the Eagle Persona
Red Redford	a what rolling 1d20 + 3 ( 7 )+3 = 10 rolling 1d4 + 2 ( 4 )+2 = 6
Aerlin	woah
Rochelle Gwerm	thank drufle
Red Redford	woops ignore that
Drufle (GM)	Miss on right boy.
Red Redford	rolling 1d20 + 3( 4 )+3 = 7 rolling 1d20 + 3 ( 2 )+3 = 5
Drufle (GM)	Also a miss.
Aerlin	Roch, how much damage have you taken?
Red Redford	why this
Rochelle Gwerm	uhhh
Drufle (GM)	These eagles are very scared, or something.
Red Redford	ok rightmost
G'hesh Nhot	me?
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm at 38/54
Drufle (GM)	You only did one attack with the middle guy, Red.
Red Redford	rolling 1d20 + 3( 5 )+3 = 8
Aerlin	Hmm, okay.
Drufle (GM)	Oh wait, nevermind. You did the rest.
Red Redford	rolling 1d20 + 3( 15 )+3 = 18 rolling 1d20 + 3 ( 11 )+3 = 14
Drufle (GM)	Hey, there's a hit. And one more.
Red Redford	rolling 1d4 + 2( 4 )+2 = 6 rolling 1d4 + 2 ( 1 )+2 = 3 there
Rochelle Gwerm	smite power right?
Drufle (GM)	Right eagle tears the boy up a fair bit. Yeah, +2 to those. Also, as good-aligned creatures, they bypass DR. Good thing, too. So finally we're at Rochelle.
Rochelle Gwerm	just being good gets you around that DR? dang man
G'hesh Nhot	what about me?
Navaya	heal thyseld
Drufle (GM)	Good-aligned, not just good.
Aerlin	And me.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh okay
Drufle (GM)	Very different things. Did I skip Aerlin. I did.
Rochelle Gwerm	also yeah you missed Aerlin not Nhot though I go before her
Drufle (GM)	I can't read my own numbers. Aerlin, you've lost LoS a bit, but try whatever you wish.
Aerlin	I'm gonna...toss a sleep spell into that room.
Drufle (GM)	pffft
Rochelle Gwerm	pffft
Red Redford	pffft
Drufle (GM)	Wow, uh, ok.
Rochelle Gwerm	excellent
Drufle (GM)	How many HD do you get?
Aerlin	Centered here. It's 4
G'hesh Nhot	sleep grenade
Drufle (GM)	Well that's potentially all 4 of those dudes.
Aerlin	Geez, they're nothing huh.
Red Redford	please take them out of initiative
Aerlin	Okay, DC is...17
Rochelle Gwerm	they seem pretty weak
Drufle (GM)	Is it that low?
Red Redford	our strong wizard is the strongest
Rochelle Gwerm	I would not call that low
Drufle (GM)	I thought you got lots of bonuses for your traits and spell focus. I could've sworn it was like 19 or something.
Aerlin	Spell DC is 15 + 1 for level
Red Redford	its a level 1 spell
Aerlin	+2 for bonuses
Drufle (GM)	So, 18.
Aerlin	18 then. Yes.
Red Redford	nice
Aerlin	I do magic, not counting.
Drufle (GM)	rolling 4#1d104 = 4 Please.
Red Redford	can we hire people once we become popular
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+1( 8 )+1 = 9 rolling d20+1 ( 17 )+1 = 18 rolling d20+1 ( 10 )+1 = 11 rolling d20+1 ( 7 )+1 = 8
Rochelle Gwerm	just use Rollbot or do that
Red Redford	i want to hire an accountant
Drufle (GM)	One of them passes.
Rochelle Gwerm	shockinly one of them stays awake
Drufle (GM)	FWAP FWAP FWAP
Aerlin	I also move behind Roch here.
Drufle (GM)	You hear a bunch of thuds from inside the building. Alright, now it's Roch's turn.
Red Redford	amazing
Rochelle Gwerm	ALRIGHTY STILL RAGIN, POWER ATTACK Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub Attack 20 vs AC Damage 25 Type: B
Weapon Notes	A large greatclub made of stone. 28 total damage pls
Red Redford	do our friends get flanking bonuses
Drufle (GM)	I mean, if you needed them.
Rochelle Gwerm	wait a minute one sec oh shit
Red Redford	which is it?
Drufle (GM)	Right guy almost goes down and then also bursts into Worm Form.
Rochelle Gwerm	I do +5 damage, not +3 from power attack now
Red Redford	one minute or 1 second
Rochelle Gwerm	it got Boofed from level 4
Aerlin	Did Nhot's too?
Red Redford	yike
Rochelle Gwerm	so that's 30 damage
Drufle (GM)	Alright, both boys are in worm form now.
Red Redford	JESUS
G'hesh Nhot	i don't need powr attack
Drufle (GM)	And now it's their turn. Alright, time for some slightly more difficult concentration checks. G'hesh Nhot challenges the worm
Red Redford	>:D
Drufle (GM)	Whoops left is very much a fail.
Red Redford	three aoos?
Drufle (GM)	So, uh, Nhot/left/middle eagles get AoOs. Technically Roch should too but we'll ignore that one.
G'hesh Nhot	?
Red Redford	106
Navaya	hit him
Drufle (GM)	Take a swing at left man, Red.
Red Redford	boo
Rochelle Gwerm	another thing actually its +6 because of 2h weapons
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+13( 7 )+13 = 20
Drufle (GM)	Miss for left eagle, Red.
Rochelle Gwerm	31 damage total
Drufle (GM)	Roll damage, Nhot.
Red Redford	145
Aerlin	Roch just retcons damage increasingly until he dies.
Drufle (GM)	Hit for middle eagle.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+9( 10 )+9 = 19
Drufle (GM)	And whoops there he goes.
Aerlin	Retroactively, of course.
Red Redford	"SCREE"
Drufle (GM)	Left guy barely passes his check, so no AoOs for you guys.
G'hesh Nhot	i haven't done damage yet
Drufle (GM)	Oh, that 19 isn't your damage.
G'hesh Nhot	that was just the hit for sword and tail
Drufle (GM)	I just saw the number and assumed you were doing 19 damage.
Aerlin	You hit so let's say you teamed up with eagle there.
Drufle (GM)	I mean go ahead and roll damage.
Red Redford	the eagle used Flying Press
Drufle (GM)	I think it's safe to say he is dead now.
Rochelle Gwerm	Demons resist Fighting Types you fool!
Red Redford	Nhot used whatever the Fighting-type Z-Move is
Navaya	all-out pummeling
G'hesh Nhot	rolling (1d8+8)+(1d8+8) (( 8 )+8)+(( 3 )+8) = 27
Aerlin	Big Punch
Red Redford	yeah that
Drufle (GM)	Right guy casts a spell, and then 5-foots directly up the wall.
Navaya	bloody worms!
Rochelle Gwerm	he can go literally nowhere make yer concentration check, pig
Drufle (GM)	I did!
Rochelle Gwerm	you arn't posting it so I don't know!
G'hesh Nhot	atleast the 16 damage with the sword all goes through
Red Redford	up the wall???
Drufle (GM)	When I said left guy earlier I meant right guy.
Red Redford	climby climby
Navaya	GM screens are for weaklings!!
Red Redford	worms get creepier
Rochelle Gwerm	he's still in reach he cannot escape
Drufle (GM)	I can put all my rolls on the table if you want me to, I don't mind. Well it's Nhot's turn now.
Rochelle Gwerm	no I mean I don't know you rolled
Red Redford	i like secret rolls
Rochelle Gwerm	if you want me to stop asking I will
G'hesh Nhot	what i can hit. the guy infront is dead
Red Redford	makes it look like drufle is plotting
Rochelle Gwerm	can I life Nhot up to hit the worm?
Drufle (GM)	Right guy is climbing up the building, you can go inside and start tearing apart tieflings.
Aerlin	Go inside?
Rochelle Gwerm	or he can do that leave the sleeping guys for last
Aerlin	I suggest attacking the awake ones first.
G'hesh Nhot	inside it is
Rochelle Gwerm	oh
Red Redford	oh
Rochelle Gwerm	quite a few more
Aerlin	Is that a wall?
Rochelle Gwerm	this is like the Best Day for Nhot
Drufle (GM)	It's a door that is very, very covered in Tiefling.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+13( 4 )+13 = 17
Drufle (GM)	Hit.
G'hesh Nhot	can i sword 1 and tail another?
Red Redford	i try to shout
Rochelle Gwerm	do they even have enough health to survive a min-damage attack?
G'hesh Nhot	or is it both on 1?
Drufle (GM)	Nnnno, you cannot.
G'hesh Nhot	ok far right 1
Drufle (GM)	Actually, that's a good question.
Red Redford	"For anyone inside, surrender, or you will surely perish!"
Rochelle Gwerm	roll damage and we'll check
Drufle (GM)	Roll damage on the topish guy, I assume.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling (1d8+8)+(1d8+8) (( 8 )+8)+(( 4 )+8) = 28
Aerlin	"Our friend here is very large. Listen to the man."
Red Redford	JESUS
Navaya	BRUTALITY
Drufle (GM)	Wow yeah that's 18 damage minimum. These guys will be instant-killed if you hit at all.
Rochelle Gwerm	this is a very angry dragon
G'hesh Nhot	the first is with the sword
Rochelle Gwerm	now the question is: can they even hit her back?
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Drufle (GM)	I have no idea, let's find out!
Navaya	look guys
Drufle (GM)	It's their turns after all.
Navaya	ghesh is finally having fun
Aerlin	I like how they were about to run out but Nhot one upped them. Horanoven A. just throws a bag of dice out onto the floor
Drufle (GM)	(this is not going to go well for these poor boys) Alright, well, did you 2h with that last attack?
Red Redford	"It's not too late for yoooouuuu"
Aerlin	I'm not worried, Nhot's AC is so high. G'hesh Nhot foars a challenge to the whole group
G'hesh Nhot	nope 1h
Drufle (GM)	Right. So I can literally only hit on nat 20s.
Red Redford	"You can still be saaaaaved"
Rochelle Gwerm	"HAH! IT WAS TOO LATE WHEN THE DRAGON RAN IN"
G'hesh Nhot	24 ac
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20( 16 ) = 16 rolling d20 ( 1 ) = 1 rolling d20 ( 5 ) = 5
Rochelle Gwerm	pfft
Drufle (GM)	Ah, good. That's what these poor idiots needed.
Red Redford	"I know I'm fooling myself here I just want to comfort them in their final hours."
Drufle (GM)	Whoops, top left boy slipped and is now prone.
Navaya	too much blood
G'hesh Nhot	dragon was too much for him
Rochelle Gwerm	"ITS NOT WORTH IT, IT WILL NOT HELP THEIR PAIN"
Drufle (GM)	This guy's gonna poke an eagle.
Aerlin	Aerlin looks a little saddened as she reaches to retrieve a wand.
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 16 )+3 = 19 HRAR rolling 2d6+1 ( 3 + 1 )+1 = 5
Red Redford	the eagle has elevnty ac
Drufle (GM)	Aw. 5 damage to middle eagle.
Red Redford	it dies
Drufle (GM)	Wow, really?
Red Redford	oh wait no it has 2 more hp from augment
Drufle (GM)	Nice.
Navaya	horribly wounded, but alive
Rochelle Gwerm	the eagle lives to fight another day. FOR FREEDOM
Aerlin	Retroactive Resurrection.
Drufle (GM)	Nhot hears more shuffling from the east, but that's the end of the round.
Aerlin	The greatest spell.
Rochelle Gwerm	right so
Red Redford	oh no
Drufle (GM)	Navaya!
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm going to take my health and end my rage
G'hesh Nhot	do i even know where east is?
Drufle (GM)	Right.
Navaya	wwhat do you mean "take my health"
Drufle (GM)	These maps are always aligned with north upwards. Roch has fast healing 1 while raging.
G'hesh Nhot	so is that sword arm or shield arm?
Navaya	oh what are you on now then?
Drufle (GM)	Uh, I don't know what Nhot's primary hand is. Is she right-handed?
G'hesh Nhot	right
Drufle (GM)	Sword arm then.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm on 31 HP er yeah that's right
G'hesh Nhot	ok, can i gesture with my sword arm whist fighting?
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm fatigued though for 4 rounds
Drufle (GM)	You can, yeah.
Navaya	out of 56 did you say?
Rochelle Gwerm	uhh its a bit lower now 31/46 Rage gives me Con
Navaya	ok so that's how much HP you have G'hesh Nhot gestures her sword in the right direction as a warning of possible more threats
Rochelle Gwerm	which means more health
Navaya	not how much damage you have ?
G'hesh Nhot	none
Rochelle Gwerm	I am not even bothering to math right now its too late
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, this isn't sotdl where damage and health are weird. She's at 31/46 health.
Navaya	I'm trying to decide if I should heal you or not!!
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah that's my current health
Navaya	HOKAY
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm FINE
Navaya	yer FINE
Rochelle Gwerm	let me kill the worm GOSH
Drufle (GM)	Geez Mom!
Red Redford	cast some spells battlefield healing is boring
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm playing overwatch mom, leave me alone
Drufle (GM)	Throw a cluster grenade into the building, Nhot won't mind.
G'hesh Nhot	any one notice the ghesh warning?
Rochelle Gwerm	she might not have LoS with the worm
Red Redford	im too far away sorry
Drufle (GM)	I think Rochelle is the only one who could feasibly see you.
G'hesh Nhot	throw the grenade
Rochelle Gwerm	I am very not paying attention
G'hesh Nhot	aslong as its not will
Navaya	what kind of check is defensive casting?
Drufle (GM)	Concentration.
Rochelle Gwerm	do you need to do that?
Red Redford	which is... caster level?
Drufle (GM)	More than caster level.
Red Redford	ok
Navaya	so is that a skill check or what?
Red Redford	its on your magic tab
Aerlin	COncentration is on your magic page
Drufle (GM)	There's a button for it on your sheet.
Navaya	I'll explain I want to evil eye the worm dude G'hesh Nhot sends another signal warning of more threats to her right
Navaya	but I don't know what thing to target to make his magic casting worse
Drufle (GM)	Oh.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Somethings coming?"
Red Redford	oh right hexes just lower his ac
Drufle (GM)	I would probably just- yeah. Multiple people go before he does.
Navaya	boooriiing but ok Navaya squints evilly at the horrid man
Drufle (GM)	He is Spooked something awful.
Rochelle Gwerm	even when fatigued I still hit like a truck
Red Redford	spooky boogie
Drufle (GM)	So, uh, Red. And the eagles.
Rochelle Gwerm	EAGLE BRIGADE GO. FOR FREEDOM
Red Redford	i summon MORE ANIMALS jk i cant do that
G'hesh Nhot	shoot
Drufle (GM)	I think technically the right two eagles are still in melee range of right man.
Rochelle Gwerm	I could summon an elemental but that'd be a bit of a waste also I really want to do something with it
Red Redford	can i reach him
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
G'hesh Nhot	shoot something
Drufle (GM)	Geometrically speaking.
Red Redford	i attack with my morningstar
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead. Red Redford: default Red Redford : Cold iron morningstar Attack 22 vs AC Damage 5 Type: B and P
Drufle (GM)	Very much a hit.
Rochelle Gwerm	I think it has DR though
Navaya	i forgot you had that
Drufle (GM)	Not with cold iron.
Red Redford	"Let's team up, bird friends!"
Rochelle Gwerm	oh wait, cold iron "Arn't I a friend?"
Red Redford	im hella prepared
Drufle (GM)	Alright, have the eagles go.
Navaya	"yer not a bird tho"
Red Redford	1712 Rochelle Gwerm feigns her feelings being hurt
Drufle (GM)	Both hit.
Red Redford	oh wait yeah full attacks another one for the left bird
Rochelle Gwerm	full bird ahead
Red Redford	14
Drufle (GM)	Trust me, you do not need the full three birds to kill this dude. Also a hit.
Red Redford	366
Drufle (GM)	And whoops there goes the vermlek.
Rochelle Gwerm	we require additional avian creatures
Red Redford	vermlek! thats what i was trying to remember
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, they're actually from the book of the damned.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Well that was easy"
Aerlin	"Let your spirit rest now, Lord Hulrun..."
Rochelle Gwerm	"Uhh wait...how do I get in now?"
Drufle (GM)	You, uh, don't.
Navaya	"you make your own door"
Rochelle Gwerm	screw that noise CHARGE wait Aerlin first
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin is next, yeah.
Rochelle Gwerm	hey quick question will we keep going after this or take a rest to get back spells? ingame I mean
G'hesh Nhot	{hint, nasties in the black bit to the right}
Drufle (GM)	Depends on what you want to do.
Red Redford	i think we elite 4 this
Rochelle Gwerm	I want to know if I should burn my last spell slot
Red Redford	since we're running out of time? i dunno
Aerlin	I take out the Magic Missile Wand and lob two missiles at...
Rochelle Gwerm	friendly reminder that I only have one spell slot left
G'hesh Nhot	take a knee if you need, ive got this
Aerlin	The one left of Nhot.
Drufle (GM)	That guy definitely has soft cover from the one at the door.
Rochelle Gwerm	I need a full rest to get spells back Nhot
Drufle (GM)	Oh, wait. Magic Missile. Nevermind, roll damage.
Aerlin	Mhmm. rolling 2d4+2 ( 4 + 1 )+2 = 7
Rochelle Gwerm	Magic Missile cannot be stopped by mere doors
Drufle (GM)	It actually can, but anyway. Not actually dead!
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Rochelle Gwerm	doors matter not!
Drufle (GM)	Mostly dead, but not entirely.
Aerlin	Turn over.
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, now it's Rochelle's turn.
Rochelle Gwerm	they are merely a suggestion ATTACK THE WALL TAKE IT DOWN
Red Redford	can i see nhots signals now G'hesh Nhot is still signaling
Aerlin	"Ahah, it works perfectly."
Red Redford	yeah shes been signalling for a while Rochelle Gwerm prepare to smash down the wall Kool-Aid-Man style
Drufle (GM)	You have to roll damage to try and damage the wall.
Rochelle Gwerm	not a STR check? fine I'll use my greatclub
Drufle (GM)	You can do that too, but break DCs are often very high.
G'hesh Nhot	smash it with your club
Rochelle Gwerm	its immobile so Power Attack Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub Attack 26 vs AC Damage 17 Type: B
Weapon Notes	A large greatclub made of stone.
Fatigued	Cannot run or charge
Aerlin	Gotta overcome that Hardness.
Rochelle Gwerm	+6 to damage
Red Redford	your club shatters into a million tiny pieces your father disapproves
Rochelle Gwerm	its magic it can't break
Drufle (GM)	Congratulations, you chip an inch of stone off of the wall.
G'hesh Nhot	wall dissapears
Rochelle Gwerm	how thick is this?
Red Redford	reality ensues
Drufle (GM)	Two feet thick.
G'hesh Nhot	oh its a garrison
Rochelle Gwerm	fucking hell I literally can't get in oh WAIT HOLD THE PHONE
G'hesh Nhot	poke your club in
Rochelle Gwerm	my weapon is HUGE NOW
Drufle (GM)	You can, but you'd have to squeeze, which gives you -4 to hit and to AC.
Rochelle Gwerm	I've been rolling damage wrong this entire battle
Navaya	can't you just dispel your own dam spell
Drufle (GM)	She can, yeah.
Rochelle Gwerm	she hasn't learned that part yet
Drufle (GM)	That's assuming she wants to.
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 3d8( 4 + 3 + 5 ) = 12
Aerlin	See, more retcons
Rochelle Gwerm	...
Red Redford	our strongest power
Aerlin	Everyones gonna die before you're done.
Drufle (GM)	That's another third of an inch off.
Red Redford	stronger than even Heart
Rochelle Gwerm	I cannot even
Navaya	can y'all work all this out before we start playing please
Drufle (GM)	:P
Rochelle Gwerm	hand on I need to make a huge version of the weapon
Drufle (GM)	Enlarge Person is a complex spell with many different effects. Anyway, uh Nhot!
Aerlin	I can't wait until we make this permanent.
Drufle (GM)	Would be the vermleks but they are dead now.
G'hesh Nhot	do you want me to step to the side and let you fight these guys?
Aerlin	You'll never fit in anywhere.
Navaya	you can only move one way
Drufle (GM)	I think you can quite freely keep killing, Nhot.
Navaya	may as well use a SPIN ATTACK
Drufle (GM)	You're mostly surrounded, if only by sleeping men.
G'hesh Nhot	yay!!!!
Aerlin	Don't attack that left one.
Red Redford	yeah i just shrug
Aerlin	I can finish it off.
Red Redford	demon worshippers? yeah whatevs
Drufle (GM)	KILL THEM ALL BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Red Redford	no mercy and all that
Drufle (GM)	Man, I can't believe the campaign wanted to add 6 more people in here. Why would you do that.
G'hesh Nhot	i am not a 40k cultist i have style
Drufle (GM)	pfffft Yeah, Khorne is pretty CE.
Aerlin	Would it be that you did, and I still had Burning Hands.
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, roll to hit and as long as your die is 3 or above someone dies.
Aerlin	And that they did not resist it.
G'hesh Nhot	who? me?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, it's your turn.
G'hesh Nhot	oh, can i still not split attacks?
Drufle (GM)	Nope. Not until level 5.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling (1d20+13) (1d20+9) (( 9 )+13) = 22
Drufle (GM)	Yep, there's one gone.
G'hesh Nhot	my tail didn't roll
Drufle (GM)	Oh, right. Continue.
Rochelle Gwerm	fucking hell sheet WHY is this not adding up!?
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+9( 16 )+9 = 25
Drufle (GM)	Geez. That is very much another hit.
G'hesh Nhot	ok hes dead now
Drufle (GM)	:P Alright, tiefling time! Two swings at Nhot...
G'hesh Nhot	im killing in style
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20( 18 ) = 18 rolling d20 ( 6 ) = 6 Nope.
G'hesh Nhot	nope
Drufle (GM)	Top of the round! Navaya.
Navaya	i'mma just use healing hex on aerlin
Drufle (GM)	Did Aerlin get hit? Oh right.
Aerlin	Why thank you.
Navaya	she got 5 from inflict
Drufle (GM)	Speaking of which, it's Aerlin's turn now!
Navaya	how much again? the roll
Red Redford	its my turn
Navaya	clw
Aerlin	1d8+...4?
Drufle (GM)	I think it's just d8+4. Oh sorry Red.
Navaya	rolling 1d8+4( 6 )+4 = 10
Drufle (GM)	I'm having trouble keeping t rack of the 15-odd people acting. What's everyone's perception mod?
G'hesh Nhot	low
Red Redford	brb
Navaya	3
Aerlin	"Thank you, friend."
G'hesh Nhot	1
Aerlin	7
Navaya	"pleasure!"
Drufle (GM)	Red's is 12, goodness.
Rochelle Gwerm	just 1 so far also fuuuuck this sheet I can't get it to work
Navaya	such bullsheet
Drufle (GM)	Well Aerlin and Red notice at this point that there's actually an open window up on the second floor.
Red Redford	back
Drufle (GM)	Still your turn, pal.
Red Redford	"there's actually an open window up on the second floor." Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Father's HUGE Greatclub Attack 21 vs AC Damage 19 Type: B
Weapon Notes	A HUGE greatclub made of stone.
Fatigued	Cannot run or charge Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub Attack 10 vs AC Damage 17 Type: B
Weapon Notes	A large greatclub made of stone.
Fatigued	Cannot run or charge what is this BULL the damage is off
Red Redford	ok i get in
Drufle (GM)	Into the building? There's a tiefling in the way.
Red Redford	oh converge eagles
Rochelle Gwerm	get these eagles out of the way I need to actually get closer
Red Redford	they can fly over people
Aerlin	Open window, huh? No one looking out?
G'hesh Nhot	im killing as fast as i can
Drufle (GM)	Doesn't look like it from here, Aerlin.
Navaya	you told him to clog the door!
Red Redford	move the eaglers the middle one wants revenge and full attacks
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead.
Red Redford	nonono
Drufle (GM)	Sorry.
Red Redford	there we go
Drufle (GM)	(the window is 15 feet above you and requires a rather hefty climb check to reach)
Red Redford	can the other two move 5 feet and full attack as well
Drufle (GM)	Yyyyes.
Red Redford	ok
Rochelle Gwerm	Climb you say?
Aerlin	Climbing, lol
Red Redford	171121 435
Drufle (GM)	Tiefling is removed.
Red Redford	nice
Rochelle Gwerm	Go Go Go swarm them out
Red Redford	"Eagles are pulling their weight!"
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm burning Enlarge Person turns
Red Redford	i get in
Rochelle Gwerm	hey druff how big is the open window?
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead.
Red Redford	flank this man
G'hesh Nhot	that's the already hurt one
Drufle (GM)	According to the book it is basically a shutter and is about 4 feet square.
Red Redford	oh i can attack can i
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	stab em Red Redford: default Red Redford : Cold iron morningstar Attack 21 vs AC Damage 5 Type: B and P
Rochelle Gwerm	with a mace
Drufle (GM)	You have to make an acrobatics check to be where you are, but regardless.
G'hesh Nhot	just don't die
Red Redford	well theyre all knocked out
Rochelle Gwerm	CLIMB to the window I want to see inside
Drufle (GM)	Give me the, uh, Athletics check.
Aerlin	I wanted to fly up. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Athletics Check 13 fuck
Red Redford	king kong
Drufle (GM)	Not quite, no.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm Large does that help me see?
Aerlin	I get near the wall closest.
Navaya	roch you are 16 feet tall right now
Aerlin	And use my scale.
Drufle (GM)	I guess you can kinda peer in, yeah.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm 16 feet tall actually
Drufle (GM)	Since you are very big.
G'hesh Nhot	im just wondering if this guy is out cold, if i should run up the stairs to the awake guys
Navaya	they will wake up eventually
Aerlin	I'd finish them off before they wake up.
Drufle (GM)	Here's the room you see.
Navaya	BWUH
Aerlin	I'm gonna float up and carefully peer inside.
G'hesh Nhot	lol
Rochelle Gwerm	a toilet hmmmm anything in reach?
Drufle (GM)	Looks kinda like an owlery or something. Bunch of empty cages.
G'hesh Nhot	loo roll
Rochelle Gwerm	can I grab a cage?
Drufle (GM)	Uh, if you want to, sure. Your arm can about fit through the window.
Rochelle Gwerm	I loot the room as best as I can they might come in handy
Aerlin	Roch just let me do it
G'hesh Nhot	lmao
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin can just, like, go inside if she wants. What with levitate.
Rochelle Gwerm	nah its fine
Aerlin	You'll crush the cages..
Rochelle Gwerm	let me clear it out first I'll be gentle so how many cages is that?
Drufle (GM)	Uh, 3?
Aerlin	I look around the room for anything interesting.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll put them in my inventory
Aerlin	Besides empty cages?
Red Redford	"Hey, hey Nhot."
Drufle (GM)	This room has a bunch of blank parchment, ink wells, quills, stuff like that.
G'hesh Nhot	what
Red Redford	"Ever heard of coup de graces."
G'hesh Nhot	???
Drufle (GM)	Seems like they would write letters and send them out via bird from here.
Red Redford	"Wanna try some."
Aerlin	And they're all gone...
Rochelle Gwerm	how much does a cage weigh? like 3 lbs?
Red Redford	drufle help us do coup de graces
G'hesh Nhot	what do they taste like
Red Redford	after their thing
Drufle (GM)	Auto hit, full damage. So they just, die. Technically they make a fort save if that damage isn't enough to instantly kill them. But with Nhot it so, so very much is.
G'hesh Nhot	lmao really?
Rochelle Gwerm	3 owl gaes cages I'll find a use for these
Drufle (GM)	Her min damage ohko's them, her max damage would eviscerate them. So unless you want anything special done with these guys, they're just dead.
G'hesh Nhot	i am in a dismantle mood
Red Redford	i want to loot them
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll try to squeeze in
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, wow, the fort save is 10+the damage you dealt.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Hey guys"
Aerlin	Any scrapped paper lying around? Maybe I can find out what they were sending.
Drufle (GM)	They are so very boned.
Red Redford	but i use a different word from loot G'hesh Nhot becomes a flurry od death as her sword, shield and tail become one, slicing everything in their path
Aerlin	Also, any doors?
Rochelle Gwerm	"What'd I miss?"
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin: It doesn't look like any written stuff was left. Door to your left. Red Redford: default Red Redford : Perception Check 27
Drufle (GM)	Also Rochelle, I should note, you take -4 to hit and -4 to your AC while in here.
Rochelle Gwerm	are the inside walls made of stone? also fuuuuck
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	-4 to hit
Drufle (GM)	This is a military garrison, even most of the doors are stone.
Rochelle Gwerm	literally everything hits me
G'hesh Nhot	where should i go now?
Drufle (GM)	No, I mean your attack rolls have a -4.
Aerlin	Can I try to listen past this door?
Drufle (GM)	So one sec while I look up the loot.
Aerlin	metal gear aerlin
Navaya	"JUST SHRINK DOWN FOR GOD'S SAKE"
Drufle (GM)	Nothing in the left two rooms, and the tieflings just have garbage on them.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Uhhh" "I don't actually know how to do that"
G'hesh Nhot	knock knock
Rochelle Gwerm	also I only have 2 1st level spells per day and I just used one
Drufle (GM)	Man, so close Nhot. If only you had knocked three times.
G'hesh Nhot	wtf?
Rochelle Gwerm	"Your a magic caster right? how do I shrink?"
G'hesh Nhot	knock
Drufle (GM)	BOO
G'hesh Nhot	yay
Rochelle Gwerm	oh dear
Red Redford	aw shiet can we cut off from here this is a good cliffhanger
Rochelle Gwerm	hold on Rochelle Gwerm : Spellcraft Check 15
Navaya	yeah this is good too
Rochelle Gwerm	Yeah Rochelle figures out how to shrink
Aerlin	Druf, can I use Perception to listen through this door?
G'hesh Nhot	even better
Drufle (GM)	Go ahead, Aerlin.
Aerlin	21
Drufle (GM)	The room beyond seems to be silent.
Red Redford	stinger at the end credits
Rochelle Gwerm	hey druff could you shrink me?
Red Redford	silence...
Rochelle Gwerm	"..." "This ceiling is still too low"
Drufle (GM)	Not squeezing low, but yeah it's probably a bit annoying.
Red Redford	So. We resting now?
Drufle (GM)	Um. Demons?
Rochelle Gwerm	we can't actually rest
G'hesh Nhot	yes, ive got this
Red Redford	i mean irl
Drufle (GM)	Kinda right there, in that room.
Rochelle Gwerm	we just entered an encounter
Drufle (GM)	Oh. Is everyone alright with cutting off here?
Navaya	yeah this is a good place to cut off
Red Redford	is it late for you peeps or nah
Drufle (GM)	Gotcha.
Aerlin	I suppose I could use a slightly earlier night.
Rochelle Gwerm	its not late
Drufle (GM)	It sure is for them.
Rochelle Gwerm	but for them, very late
G'hesh Nhot	its only nearly 3 am lol
Red Redford	On the next episode quick everyone do a quirky thing for the on the next episode
Drufle (GM)	Let's fight 5 demons in a row, and then more demons and cultists, and then more!
Red Redford	Red officiates a gnome marriage
Rochelle Gwerm	this is going to take an eternity
Aerlin	I'm gonna chug invisibility and sneak through this door here.
Drufle (GM)	Seriously, there's still like 15 guys in this building. Not including that room Nhot just burst into.
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh invents blood ballet
Red Redford	Stylish.
Navaya	so is this two naked dretches and three scholarly dretches
Drufle (GM)	This room just appears to be more of the same; desks with parchment, some ink, a few more cages.
G'hesh Nhot	i didn't burst. i knocked, im trying the manners thing everyones teaching me
Drufle (GM)	The three other guys are very different demons!
Navaya	oop
Red Redford	And we're proud of you.
Drufle (GM)	That we will learn more about next time. So that'll be all for today. Next time, no faffing about, straight into combat.
G'hesh Nhot	it taught me that bursting through the door may have killed the first one
Navaya	Sam!
Aerlin	But I have to read my novel to everyone.
Drufle (GM)	pffft
G'hesh Nhot	what
Navaya	did Druf tell you about sunday?
Drufle (GM)	Oh right yes. No sotdl this sunday.
G'hesh Nhot	what sunday?
Red Redford	SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
G'hesh Nhot	WHAT!!!!!!!
Aerlin	Praise the sun.
Red Redford	MONSTER TRUCKS
G'hesh Nhot	NO demon lord
Rochelle Gwerm	sundae
Drufle (GM)	I have family matters, namely lunches with grandparents.
Aerlin	Mutiple, in the same day.
G'hesh Nhot	np
Aerlin	He's very hungry.
G'hesh Nhot	have fun
Red Redford	i hope it that giant pasta pie from bwb
Drufle (GM)	Like 15.
Red Redford	*it's
Drufle (GM)	I'm actually making the cubanos.
Aerlin	Drufle and his 15 grandparents.
Red Redford	ooh
Navaya	ooh!
Rochelle Gwerm	sounds like a good meal
Drufle (GM)	I've got the pork shoulder and the billions of citrus and the bread flour to make my own bread.
G'hesh Nhot	i couldn't eat that many grandparents
Navaya	PFFT
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, that'll do for now. Everyone out!
Aerlin	Don't put yourself down like that, Nhot.
Navaya	'kayy
Rochelle Gwerm	okay
Red Redford	Everyone get out!
Rochelle Gwerm	out we go
Aerlin	You can do it.