Drufle (GM)	We're on session 8 now, and yeah we made the wonderful decision to split the party. We're smart.
Aerlin	I'm careful. I'm doing some recon.
G'hesh Nhot	I'm not
Drufle (GM)	You can just go fight the final boss by yourself, it's fine. But yeah, how about we just go and roll initiative?
Aerlin	Are you saying they're up here?
Horanoven A.	peep through keyholes this is pathfinder, the boss is Always on the highest floor
Drufle (GM)	I mean, you're a few rooms away from them, yeah.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 19 )+1 = 20
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin is on the second floor, there's still like a little half-third floor.
G'hesh Nhot	yes
Drufle (GM)	Wow, fast dragon.
Horanoven A.	moop has arrived
Drufle (GM)	WHAT
Steven Q.	boof
G'hesh Nhot	hey Horanoven A.: Rochelle Gwerm : Initiative
Check: 7
Aerlin	Should I roll as well?
Navaya	hi=ho
Drufle (GM)	What the actual hell, did you find a jet engine, boy?
Horanoven A.	oh wait, woops I am not Rochelle
Navaya	they finished super early!
Rochelle Gwerm	Pretend Rochelle made that roll
Navaya	cheating me out mf my money!
Drufle (GM)	Apparently so, yeah! Well good we have four people now.
Navaya	I'm paid by the hour, they're not
Drufle (GM)	Ah. Aerlin, you should roll.
Aerlin	22
G'hesh Nhot	damnit
Rochelle Gwerm	improved initiative at play there
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Aerlin	Hoho.
Rochelle Gwerm	ohohohoohoho
G'hesh Nhot	i thought my 20 was good
Aerlin	it was im proud of you
Rochelle Gwerm	I mean Aerlin isn't even in this fight so
Navaya	am I last again
G'hesh Nhot	dragon likes these demon games
Rochelle Gwerm	Ghesh is still pretty much the fastest in the fight
Drufle (GM)	You didn't roll yet, Navaya
Navaya	oh right
Rochelle Gwerm	pffft Navaya:
Navaya	Initiative
Check: 23.03
Rochelle Gwerm	oh wow
G'hesh Nhot	grrrr
Drufle (GM)	And the weird rat boy demons rolled a nat 1 so no they are not.
Navaya	sweet lord
G'hesh Nhot	a 1 Drufle (GM): default Red Redford : Initiative
Check: 22.09
G'hesh Nhot	do i get a surprise attack then?
Drufle (GM)	Good grief.
Rochelle Gwerm	don't mind me
Drufle (GM)	Nhot rolls a 20 on init and still 3 people go ahead of her.
Rochelle Gwerm	sitting at 7
Drufle (GM)	The demons opened the door, I'll have you remember. So no, no surprise attacks.
G'hesh Nhot	to be fair my highest could be 21
Rochelle Gwerm	we were not very stealthy
Drufle (GM)	First up is Navaya with her endless speed.
Rochelle Gwerm	I think 21 is still slower than everyone else actually wait that'd be a nat 20 you'd go after Navaya in that case
G'hesh Nhot	yes lol
Navaya	demon voice"if you're with the IRS or the church, get the hell off our property"
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, I generally treat nat 20s as infinity.
G'hesh Nhot	i got a 19 roll
Drufle (GM)	So the only way to outspeed them is with another nat 20 while having a better init mod.
Navaya	right, anyone need heals
G'hesh Nhot	but I'm a high crit creature.....
Rochelle Gwerm	uhhh
G'hesh Nhot	nope
Drufle (GM)	Red doesn't seem to have even been touched last session.
Navaya	high crit weapons are a thing
Rochelle Gwerm	31/46 health right now
Navaya	not people
Rochelle Gwerm	I think I'm okay
G'hesh Nhot	they cannot hit me easily
Navaya	ok
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, I'll be bringing Nhot down the critical feats line later on.
Rochelle Gwerm	I can rage again Navaya:
Navaya	Fortune SPECIAL ABILITIES SourceWitch (Winter Witch) (4) Frequency 0/0 Per 24 hrs per target Description The witch can grant a creature within 30 feet a bit of good luck for 1 round. The target can call upon this good luck once per round, allowing him to reroll any ability check, attack roll, saving throw, or skill check, taking the better result. He must decide to use this ability before the first roll is made. At 8th level and 16th level, the duration of this hex is extended by 1 round. Once a creature has benefited from the fortune hex, it cannot benefit from it again for 24 hours. that on ghesh
Drufle (GM)	Oh nice.
Rochelle Gwerm	well then
G'hesh Nhot	thanks
Drufle (GM)	Well next is, uh. Aerlin what's your dex mod?
Aerlin	0
Drufle (GM)	Red's next then. I mean, I guess I'll just try and throw eagles in there?
Rochelle Gwerm	eagles for eagles
here's an idea for a magic item	a cage that summons eagles we've got birdcages that need enchanting
Drufle (GM)	rolling d3( 3 ) = 3 Whoooo.
Rochelle Gwerm	suddenly EAGLES
G'hesh Nhot	is that because you have cages?
Rochelle Gwerm	unleash FREEDOM yes, because I have cages
Drufle (GM)	(have to find the eagle stats one sec)
Rochelle Gwerm	their FREEDOM stat is 30 its pretty good
Drufle (GM)	Also, Red was smart and got Augment Summons. Right, so, eagles.
Rochelle Gwerm	eaglespam is the best spam open the doorway so we can get in
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 1 )+3 = 4 rolling d20+3 ( 20 )+3 = 23 rolling d20+3 ( 11 )+3 = 14 Uh oh.
G'hesh Nhot	but dragon door keeps squishies safe
Rochelle Gwerm	a crit fail and a crit success
Navaya	the doorway is thronged with demons and eagles deagles, if you will
Aerlin	What a mess.
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle is getting into that room somehow
Drufle (GM)	Alright, confirm for the crit... rolling d20+3 ( 9 )+3 = 12 Nope.
Rochelle Gwerm	that seems low oh well
Drufle (GM)	So for the crit fail...
Rochelle Gwerm	the eagle accidently opens a bottle of whiskey and gets drunk
G'hesh Nhot	not m beer
Rochelle Gwerm	well yeah its whiskey, not beer
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d4+4( 3 + 1 )+4 = 8 rolling d4+2 ( 2 )+2 = 4
Rochelle Gwerm	beer is stored elsewhere
G'hesh Nhot	its all beer to ghesh
Rochelle Gwerm	I am shocked, they taste rather different
Drufle (GM)	...
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh cannot read
Drufle (GM)	Hm.
Rochelle Gwerm	I expected more from Ghesh
Navaya	ghesh's tastebuds are different from ours
Drufle (GM)	So, uh.
Navaya	she just wants to get drunk hm?
Aerlin	did the eagle explode
Rochelle Gwerm	uhh what happened?
G'hesh Nhot	wtf
Rochelle Gwerm	the demon is gone?
Drufle (GM)	No, but I did roll minimum hp for that dretch.
Rochelle Gwerm	wow
Drufle (GM)	So he had a lovely 8 hp.
Rochelle Gwerm	nice
Aerlin	I'd be more worried about the ones in the back.
Navaya	so it exploded
Rochelle Gwerm	they made him open that door
Drufle (GM)	The eagle took a hit from its crit fail.
G'hesh Nhot	death by eagle
Rochelle Gwerm	they knew he'd be the first to go
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 14 )+3 = 17 rolling d20+3 ( 4 )+3 = 7 rolling d20+3 ( 18 )+3 = 21
G'hesh Nhot	move the eagle
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d4+4( 1 + 3 )+4 = 8 rolling d20+3 ( 4 )+3 = 7 Alright, eagles are finally done.
Rochelle Gwerm	the Wall of Eagles
Drufle (GM)	Aerlin's next, for whatever she wants to do.
Aerlin	So I htink this next room was empty, yeah?
Drufle (GM)	It's empty, yeah. More of the same kind of writing equipment.
Rochelle Gwerm	remember, you're above us
Aerlin	What exits are there?
Rochelle Gwerm	if you need help, break the floor
Drufle (GM)	Door right where I pinged.
G'hesh Nhot	the way you came in
Aerlin	Okay, I'll move close to that door. But also I cast Mage Armor on myself. +4 AC
Drufle (GM)	Smart lady.
Aerlin	And I'm gonna listen through this door.
Rochelle Gwerm	I was expecting Protection from Arrows, honestly
Drufle (GM)	You hear a whole lot of chatter. Nothing particularly distinct, but several human-ish voices just talking.
Aerlin	Hmm...wonder if I should do the ol' sneaky sneak.
Rochelle Gwerm	this seems like a door that should not be opened do you have an escape plan?
Drufle (GM)	You have a whole lot of movement left for this round.
Aerlin	I have Animate Rope??
G'hesh Nhot	i wonder if you would prefer joining us where it is a lot safer?
Rochelle Gwerm	didn't you just use a standard action to cast mage armor?
Drufle (GM)	Yeah.
Aerlin	Also where is this room? In relation to floor 1?
Drufle (GM)	Directly over the bottom left corner, in P3.
Aerlin	Figured as much.
Drufle (GM)	The first two floors are exactly the same shape.
Aerlin	Okay, that's not a ton of intel but it's enough. I'm gonna move back out.
Drufle (GM)	Alright, you can't levitate back down this turn. Unless you just want to jump down.
Aerlin	Is it still active?
Drufle (GM)	Oh. I would imagine not, since you were walking normally around that room.
Aerlin	We never actually established a duration for that spell. That's fine.
Drufle (GM)	It's the normal levitate spell.
Aerlin	Turn over!
Drufle (GM)	Which I think is either rounds/level or minutes/level.
Aerlin	Is it my CL though
Drufle (GM)	Finally Nhot's turn. Your CL, yeah.
G'hesh Nhot	can i get to the right side of that demon without an opportune attack?
Drufle (GM)	You can move through the eagles, yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	FREEDOM will allow it
G'hesh Nhot	has the mountain been yet?
Drufle (GM)	You're hella flanking this dretch anyway. Mountain?
Navaya	roch
G'hesh Nhot	rochelle
Drufle (GM)	Oh, no, she goes second to last.
G'hesh Nhot	where am i
Rochelle Gwerm	I am NOT a mountain, thank you very much I am a living stone humanoid
Aerlin	You flew into the void. I think.
G'hesh Nhot	thanks
Drufle (GM)	Don't know why you got flung away like that.
G'hesh Nhot	I'm going to use luck thing
Navaya	good
Drufle (GM)	Swing away. You have a +2 because of flanking. If you need it.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling (1d20+13) (1d20+9) (( 1 )+13) = 14
Drufle (GM)	...
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm
Drufle (GM)	Maybe use that reroll.
Navaya	yeah you need tht reroll
Rochelle Gwerm	Luck it out
G'hesh Nhot	good job i get that reroll
Rochelle Gwerm	pls don't roll a 1 again
G'hesh Nhot	?roll 1d20+13
Rochelle Gwerm	almost
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+13( 6 )+13 = 19
Navaya	eh, better
G'hesh Nhot	and now the tail rolling 1d20+9 ( 13 )+9 = 22
Drufle (GM)	Both hits, roll damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	I don't think we'll see anything about AC 20 until we fight around CR 5 or 6
Navaya	man i'm glad my first use of that hex worked
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+8( 6 )+8 = 14
Rochelle Gwerm	*above
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+8( 8 )+8 = 16
Drufle (GM)	Whoops there he go.
Rochelle Gwerm	these guys seem to be CR...2
Drufle (GM)	They are indeed.
Rochelle Gwerm	with how frail they are
G'hesh Nhot	dead?
Drufle (GM)	He is very dead.
Navaya	splatted
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh do magic again
Drufle (GM)	So now the dretches do not take their turn because both of them were decimated before they moved.
Rochelle Gwerm	welp
Drufle (GM)	So now it is Rochelle's turn.
Rochelle Gwerm	they were just too slow I'll just go inbetween those eagles I've used...2 rage rounds so far out of 9 so I think I can rage again and smack someone
Drufle (GM)	Do whatever you like; you do not have flanking bonuses yet.
G'hesh Nhot	i don't think rage will be needed
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm good point I'll save my rage and keep my AC POWER ATTACK Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub Attack 18 vs AC Damage 17 Type: B
Weapon Notes	A large greatclub made of stone.
Drufle (GM)	Hit, damage taken.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay I think that's -2 to Attack rolls and +7 to damage?
Drufle (GM)	Still a hit, barely. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Power Attack Feats Frequency At Will Lower accuracy, increase damage. Call out before attack. Currently -2/+6 Description:You can choose to take a –1 penalty on all melee attack rolls and combat maneuver checks to gain a +2 bonus on all melee damage rolls. This bonus to damage is increased by half (+50%) if you are making an attack with a two-handed weapon, a one handed weapon using two hands, or a primary natural weapon that adds 1-1/2 times your Strength modifier on damage rolls. This bonus to damage is halved (–50%) if you are making an attack with an off-hand weapon or secondary natural weapon. When your base attack bonus reaches +4, and every 4 points thereafter, the penalty increases by –2 and the bonus to damage increases by +4. You must choose to use this feat before making an attack roll, and its effects last until your next turn. The bonus damage does not apply to touch attacks or effects that do not deal hit point damage. Currently at -2/+4, which is boosted to -2/+6 for 2-handed weapons. okay +6 damage
Drufle (GM)	So now it's the rat boys' turns!
Aerlin	You melee fighters are absurd. Rochelle Gwerm spins around and slams her greatclub into the rat's face
Drufle (GM)	Gonna go munch a bird.
Navaya	it's disgusting
Rochelle Gwerm	I am seriously helped by having a Large weapon
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7( 12 )+7 = 19
Rochelle Gwerm	also wow it lived CR 3?
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6+2( 3 )+2 = 5 There goes an eagle.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh noo
Drufle (GM)	Middle guy is gonna full attack Rochelle.
Rochelle Gwerm	they're killing FREEDOM!
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7( 12 )+7 = 19 rolling d20+7 ( 8 )+7 = 15 rolling d20+7 ( 17 )+7 = 24
Rochelle Gwerm	three attacks okay one of those misses
Drufle (GM)	Is the 15 a hit? Ok, thought not.
Rochelle Gwerm	no
Navaya	gnawty boy
Rochelle Gwerm	thankfully this is why I didn't rage
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6+d4+4( 5 )+( 4 )+4 = 13
Rochelle Gwerm	fuck ow
Drufle (GM)	I also need you to make two fort saves. Wait, sorry. Just one.
Rochelle Gwerm	one moment Rochelle Gwerm : Fortitude
Save: 22
Drufle (GM)	Alright, you're good. Third guy is gonna full attack the other eagle. rolling d20+7 ( 8 )+7 = 15 rolling d20+7 ( 10 )+7 = 17 rolling d20+7 ( 9 )+7 = 16 rolling d6+2d4+6 ( 5 )+( 1 + 3 )+6 = 15
Rochelle Gwerm	I am at 18 health
Drufle (GM)	Top of the round!
Rochelle Gwerm	I wish I had Cleave
G'hesh Nhot	dont worry, one will be dead soon
Drufle (GM)	Navaya, you're up first.
Rochelle Gwerm	I cannot take more than one of these guys hitting me
Navaya	zoom actually can i even
Aerlin	yeah you can
Rochelle Gwerm	totally
Drufle (GM)	Surely you have that much speed.
Navaya	just about
Drufle (GM)	Healing hex on Roch?
Navaya	nah
Rochelle Gwerm	??? excuse me?
Drufle (GM)	He was just saying I was wrong in my assumption.
Aerlin	Do recall, you have at least one potion, surely.
Navaya	ok what does lesser restoration do
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah but that'd take one of my standard actions
Drufle (GM)	(move action to drink potions)
Rochelle Gwerm	oh nvm
Drufle (GM)	(does provoke aoos though)
Rochelle Gwerm	oh nvm I'm still fucked
Aerlin	That spell is for ability damage, Navi.
Drufle (GM)	Lesser restoration, yeah.
Navaya	right
Rochelle Gwerm	my ability scores are just fine
Drufle (GM)	Removes 1d4 ability damage and cures fatigued/exhausted.
Rochelle Gwerm	fatigued might be neat later but not now
Navaya	so yeah it turns out I only have potions of CLW on em
Drufle (GM)	Would be very handy for rage cycling if that meant anything for bloodragers.
Navaya	and despite having one CL3
Rochelle Gwerm	I mean it does
Navaya	none of that is gonna save Roch
Rochelle Gwerm	It allows me to quickly switch effects
Drufle (GM)	Oh right, free spell casts.
Navaya	unless she books it
G'hesh Nhot	whos next
Drufle (GM)	Navaya, still.
Rochelle Gwerm	I cannot book it
G'hesh Nhot	oh
Rochelle Gwerm	not easily at least
Drufle (GM)	Withdrawal full-round action. Move your speed, no aoos.
Aerlin	You can 5 foot step and drink.
Drufle (GM)	Or that, yeah.
Navaya	well I gotta take the risk
Rochelle Gwerm	I want to whack shit
Aerlin	But did you use healing hex on Roch today?
Navaya	let's say I moved here instead I did not, I think
Rochelle Gwerm	I can confirm that I have not been healed at all today
Navaya	so let's go here and magic her up I should write down this roll what is it again
Drufle (GM)	Your healing hex?
Rochelle Gwerm	I have no idea what you are doing so
Aerlin	1d8...+CL?
Navaya	mhm it's CLW till level 5
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. What Aerlin said. So d8+4.
Navaya	ok rolling 1d8+4 ( 7 )+4 = 11
Drufle (GM)	Hot damn.
Navaya	"hope this helps!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"It does, thanks" 29 health total now
Drufle (GM)	Man, hexes don't provoke aoos. Shenanigans, I say!
Navaya	cool Rochelle Gwerm prepares to beat the shit out of some rats
Drufle (GM)	Eagle time.
Rochelle Gwerm	FREEDOM has taken quite a hit this time
Navaya	where'd the second eagle go
Rochelle Gwerm	but it shall prevail
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+3( 4 )+3 = 7 rolling d20+3 ( 1 )+3 = 4 rolling d20+3 ( 16 )+3 = 19 Dead.
Rochelle Gwerm	they're all dead
Drufle (GM)	Oh nooooo
Rochelle Gwerm	stop rolling 1s
Aerlin	Can Navi fly freely? Going up would be a great defense.
Rochelle Gwerm	FREEDOM cannot allow this
Navaya	assume I am above roch right now or behind her
Rochelle Gwerm	the roof is too low you are at my shoulders I assume
Drufle (GM)	rolling d4+2( 3 )+2 = 5
Rochelle Gwerm	this place was not built for people my size
Drufle (GM)	So what should Red do...
Rochelle Gwerm	shoot a bow
Aerlin	How about the SHINING BOW OF GOODNESS
G'hesh Nhot	eagles or shoot
Navaya	check his healing options
Drufle (GM)	He has none.
Navaya	bloody useless
Rochelle Gwerm	His bow is the bow that shall pierce the heavens
Drufle (GM)	He does have precise shot now. So I can just fire into melee combat.
Rochelle Gwerm	about time!
Drufle (GM)	Sure he has lots of spells but...
Rochelle Gwerm	he has spells other than summon???
Drufle (GM)	Oh yeah, tons.
Rochelle Gwerm	this is news to me
G'hesh Nhot	same here
Drufle (GM)	Oh man, here's a fun one. Red points to the left demon and shouts...
Red Redford	"What is your name!"
Aerlin	It's Herbert.
Navaya	archibals d
Rochelle Gwerm	Herbert Da-Mon
G'hesh Nhot	dead
Drufle (GM)	So now this demon is kinda screwed. Rochelle Gwerm is now very confused
Navaya	he has no name, but is compelled to answer
Drufle (GM)	I cast Confess, which requires that the subject answer your question truthfully in the same language or take a bunch of damage and become sickened.
Navaya	ahahahahaha
Drufle (GM)	Fun fact; These guys can't speak common.
Aerlin	You hear faintly in the distance. "It's Aerlin! I thought we were close!"
Rochelle Gwerm	oh nooo
Navaya	hahah#
Drufle (GM)	So on his turn he's going to automatically take 2d6 damage and be sickened for 2d4 turns.
Rochelle Gwerm	yikes
G'hesh Nhot	nice
Rochelle Gwerm	that's insidious
Aerlin	But then Red looks down and to his horror...
Drufle (GM)	It's a 2nd level spell.
Aerlin	a Name Badge!!
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, Aerlin's next. pfffft.
Rochelle Gwerm	but its not in common so its fine
Aerlin	How high up am I here
Navaya	p'hflngwi mg'wlnagh HEINRICH RATZINGER
Drufle (GM)	2d6 damage worth if you leap off.
Rochelle Gwerm	a 16 foot tall stone lady could reach up there also can't she hang down to lessen the distance?
Aerlin	That's actually useful info Roch.
G'hesh Nhot	but she is in a much smaller room
Drufle (GM)	I suppose so, yeah.
Navaya	rope your way down animated it to fling you in the window
G'hesh Nhot	levitate
Aerlin	I use my Terendelev Scale and float down.
Rochelle Gwerm	like, this is not a very hard distance to manage
Drufle (GM)	Red actually has another fun 2nd level spell but it does fire damage and is thus not very helpful.
Aerlin	But I try to spring myself as I float so I float towards the doors on the right.
Rochelle Gwerm	or use the magic dragon scale
Aerlin	I can float 20 ft up or down per round.
G'hesh Nhot	grrrrrr
Drufle (GM)	There you go.
Aerlin	I stick the landing in a very elegent and cool manner. You'd all be impressed if you were here. Honest.
Drufle (GM)	If literally anyone saw that.
Rochelle Gwerm	sorry, too busy punching demons
Drufle (GM)	You still have a move action, I think.
Navaya	too busy staring death in the face
Aerlin	The floating is my move action.
Rochelle Gwerm	join the party?
Drufle (GM)	Ah.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh
Drufle (GM)	Nhot's turn then.
Aerlin	I reach for something and end my turn.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+13( 8 )+13 = 21
Drufle (GM)	(it occurs to me that we're like an hour in and we haven't even finished this one room there's no way we're making it to the boss tonight)
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+9( 20 )+9 = 29
Drufle (GM)	Oh geez. Roll to confirm.
Aerlin	She kills all three at once pls.
G'hesh Nhot	so hit and crit?
Rochelle Gwerm	roll confirm
Drufle (GM)	Make that second roll again.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+8( 4 )+8 = 12
Drufle (GM)	So just two normal hits.
G'hesh Nhot	oh not damage
Rochelle Gwerm	that was a damage roll
Drufle (GM)	Oh. Yeah, you have to make your to-hit tail roll again.
Aerlin	Yeah roll that d20+9 again
Rochelle Gwerm	so longsword there, probably
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+9( 12 )+9 = 21
Drufle (GM)	Alright, crit.
Rochelle Gwerm	there you go
Aerlin	It's sick.
Drufle (GM)	Roll your sword damage and I'll go get the critgen.
G'hesh Nhot	so that was my sword damage already done
Navaya	dat 12 up dere
G'hesh Nhot	whats the total damage for my tail?
Drufle (GM)	So roll your tail damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	roll the tail damage twice I think
G'hesh Nhot	i do 1d8 + 8 normal
Aerlin	In the final act of this campaign, Nhot marries the critgen. It's beautiful.
Drufle (GM)	(also are you hitting the middle or right guy)
G'hesh Nhot	right
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, roll 2d8+16.
Navaya	can I be the bridesmaid
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 2d8+16( 1 + 3 )+16 = 20
Navaya	even with a 1
Drufle (GM)	There goes a rat boy.
Rochelle Gwerm	how bad off does the middle guy look?
Drufle (GM)	Pretty bad off.
Aerlin	+16...!!
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmm
G'hesh Nhot	i can flank now
Rochelle Gwerm	oh right
Drufle (GM)	She'd have to move up.
Rochelle Gwerm	wait, do you still have a move action?
Drufle (GM)	Nope.
Navaya	5-foot ?
Drufle (GM)	You can't 5-foot and move in the same round. One of the weird quirks with that.
Navaya	she attacked
Aerlin	5 foot is a move action of its own.
Rochelle Gwerm	I think she burned a full round action
Navaya	she didn't move
Aerlin	Sort of.
Navaya	oh right
Drufle (GM)	She took a step up, I thought.
Navaya	or that too
G'hesh Nhot	its fine, ill move in the next round. they have to crit to hit lol
Navaya	oh well!
G'hesh Nhot	yes i did
Drufle (GM)	So, uh, Rochelle.
Rochelle Gwerm	right so no freakin clue what to do really
Drufle (GM)	The middle guy will very likely die if you hit him.
Navaya	I'd say run, but that'd leave squishy ol' me in the firing line
Aerlin	You're all good. Kick his butt!
Navaya	SMACK HIM GOOD
Rochelle Gwerm	I am trying to think if there is something really quick I can do to finish this guy off and still hit the other guy but I have no cleave
G'hesh Nhot	hit him with your club ill finnish the other guy if i have to
Aerlin	You don't have any Swift actions so probably not.
Rochelle Gwerm	fuck it, creativity never won me anything
Navaya	it really never did
Drufle (GM)	pfffft Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub Attack 11 vs AC Damage 17 Type: B
Weapon Notes	A large greatclub made of stone.
Navaya	aww
Rochelle Gwerm	sigh
Drufle (GM)	Well damn. I think that's literally the first time you've missed.
G'hesh Nhot	oh
Navaya	when the chips were down...
Rochelle Gwerm	I am really fucking sure I've missed before
Drufle (GM)	Probably near the beginning, yeah. It feels like it's been a while.
G'hesh Nhot	arnt you raging though
Rochelle Gwerm	I was wondering if I could just slam him with my pommel
Navaya	she is not
Rochelle Gwerm	I am not raging because that lowers my AC
G'hesh Nhot	oh
Drufle (GM)	You can still 5-foot back if you so wish.
Rochelle Gwerm	can I take Navaya with me?
Navaya	a pommel butt would probably be even more time-consuming than just hitting him
G'hesh Nhot	do it and i get to hit the middle guy if he moves to attack you
Drufle (GM)	Gimme a CMB check.
Rochelle Gwerm	you have SEEN my weapon right? its really fucking top heavy
Navaya	yeah it'd be more awkward to move Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : CMB
Check: 23
Navaya	so the moment arm would take longer
Drufle (GM)	Yeah she comes with you.
Navaya	yayy! Navaya is shoved back
Navaya	"OOF"
Drufle (GM)	GOTTA GET OUT
Rochelle Gwerm	I'd balance the weight of the head and move the pommel quickly its an actual technique G'hesh Nhot gets ready to hit what ever moves
Drufle (GM)	So now it's the left guy's turn, and he's gonna desperately try and say his name in common despite not being physically capable of doing so.
G'hesh Nhot	isn't that a Warhammer thing
Drufle (GM)	rolling 2d6( 4 + 1 ) = 5 rolling 2d4 ( 4 + 2 ) = 6 He is sickened for 6 turns which might as well be the rest of the battle.
Rochelle Gwerm	the greatclub is a giant hammer its in the same family of weapons
Drufle (GM)	Right guy is gonna full attack Nhot.
G'hesh Nhot	so yes, defo would work bring it
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7( 4 )+7 = 11 rolling d20+7 ( 14 )+7 = 21 rolling d20+7 ( 12 )+7 = 19 Nope.
G'hesh Nhot	nope
Drufle (GM)	A valiant effort. Left guy still gets a turn actually. Albeit a -2 to all rolls.
G'hesh Nhot	and hes facing an eagle
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5( 10 )+5 = 15 rolling d20+5 ( 15 )+5 = 20 rolling d20+5 ( 14 )+5 = 19
Rochelle Gwerm	that is a dead eagle
G'hesh Nhot	probably
Navaya	they roll so well...
Drufle (GM)	rolling d6+2d4+6( 2 )+( 2 + 4 )+6 = 14 And we are now out of eagles. Top of the round, Navaya!
Navaya	okay!
Aerlin	Punch him in the butt!
G'hesh Nhot	kill ythe left one. ive got the centre pinned
Rochelle Gwerm	don't do that you don't know where its been
Navaya	on it, ghesh
Rochelle Gwerm	do kill it though
Navaya	these guys are demons, right
G'hesh Nhot	i only have to hit it once i think
Drufle (GM)	I've been saying as much but I guess technically you aren't certain of that.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm pretty sure they're confirmed demons
Drufle (GM)	But yeah, they're demons.
Navaya	okay so ice resistance out the wazoo
Rochelle Gwerm	we've assumed they're demons
Drufle (GM)	Cold resist 10 and all.
Rochelle Gwerm	its the only way to be safe
Navaya	gotta stop prepping more snowballs than anything else
Drufle (GM)	I'd say I'm surprised that nobody's tried a Religion check but I think Aerlin might be the only one with that roll.
Rochelle Gwerm	I certainly can't make any knowledge checks
Navaya	oh!
Drufle (GM)	Wait, no, Red has it.
Rochelle Gwerm	except spellcraft
G'hesh Nhot	i cannot
Navaya	I DO have cure moderate wounds! shall I do that or hit a bitch
Drufle (GM)	Wow, really?
Rochelle Gwerm	murder them
G'hesh Nhot	kill
Navaya	ok
Rochelle Gwerm	they are unlikely to kill me
Aerlin	I have a wand of CMW remember.
Drufle (GM)	Red does not discover anything with a sneaky Religion check. Navaya: Navaya : Ear-Piercing Scream
Spell Level: Winter Witch, 1
School: Evocation [sonic]
Cast Time: 1 standard action
Components: V, S
Range: 35 (Close)
Effects/Target: One creature
Duration: Instantaneous; see text
Spell Resistance: Yes
Save: Fortitude partial (see text) DC: 16 Concentration: +11 Rolls Caster Level Check +4 =6
Original spell level:Bard 1, Inquisitor 1, Sorcerer/wizard 1, Witch 1 You unleash a powerful scream, inaudible to all but a single target. The target is dazed for 1 round and takes 1d6 points of sonic damage per two caster levels (maximum 5d6). A successful save negates the daze effect and halves the damage.
Aerlin	So there are a lot of healing options for after the battle here.
Navaya	on the left boy
Rochelle Gwerm	sickened and dazed ouch
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+4( 2 )+4 = 6 Wow. That's a no.
Rochelle Gwerm	this is not his day
Drufle (GM)	Everyone keeps shouting at him! Poor thing.
Navaya	2d6?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Navaya	rolling 2d6( 4 + 2 ) = 6
Drufle (GM)	Right then. Red.
Rochelle Gwerm	bow?
Drufle (GM)	Hm... Yeah, probably.
G'hesh Nhot	bow
Drufle (GM)	Bow at left boy.
Navaya	red bends at the hip Drufle (GM): default Red Redford : Radiance Attack 26 vs AC Damage 9 Crit Confirm 13 vs AC Crit Damage +8 Type: P Oh shit.
Rochelle Gwerm	hmmmmm
Navaya	finally
Rochelle Gwerm	is that confirm enough?
Drufle (GM)	That'd be a lot more impressive if that was a confirmed crit.
Navaya	aw
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah...
Aerlin	Any bonus damage? Was that cold iron or whatever.
Drufle (GM)	They actually have no DR. And cold iron just bypasses DR, it doesn't give bonus damage.
Navaya	no DR but cold resist fuckers
Aerlin	He had something that does though
Drufle (GM)	Hmmmmmm.
Aerlin	It doesn't really matter, though.
Rochelle Gwerm	holy bow maybe? we're nitpicking these guys are not going to last long enough for it to matter
Drufle (GM)	I don't believe Radiance has any of its special powers yet.
Navaya	fleapicking
G'hesh Nhot	it was a holy bow of good wasn't i8t?
Navaya	they're rats
Aerlin	It doesn't matter, now what happens.
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, Nhot!
Aerlin	Me.
Drufle (GM)	Oh.
Aerlin	Not Nhot!
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+13( 14 )+13 = 27
Drufle (GM)	I literally cannot read my own handwriting.
Rochelle Gwerm	join the fray?
Navaya	typewriting
Rochelle Gwerm	Nhot is not waiting
Drufle (GM)	Alright I'll keep that 27 in mind for later.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+9( 15 )+9 = 24
Aerlin	I cast Magic Missile at the middle one.
Rochelle Gwerm	uhhh maybe don't do that
G'hesh Nhot	2 hits
Aerlin	It's not your turn!
Rochelle Gwerm	because that guy is litterally about to die
Drufle (GM)	I think Sam's still getting some nasty chat lag.
Rochelle Gwerm	it was weak already
Aerlin	Yes, and her damage would be much better used on the one that isnt almost dead.
Rochelle Gwerm	go ahead then
G'hesh Nhot	i heard my name, i thought it was me
Drufle (GM)	(they're both almost dead fyi)
Aerlin	Okay, we'll do this then...
Navaya	thats because the GM is a dumbo
G'hesh Nhot	but i am keeping those two hits
Navaya	' 3'
Drufle (GM)	I can't read my own initiative tracker.
Aerlin	I pop my right hand around the door frame and blast the left one. rolling 2d4+2 ( 1 + 4 )+2 = 7
Drufle (GM)	270 NO SCOPE
Navaya	you've been reading too many action novels
Aerlin	"You couldn't have waited on me?"
Drufle (GM)	Ok, now Nhot may roll her damage for both weapons because those were both exceedingly high hits.
Navaya	"THEY opened the door first!"
Drufle (GM)	(also sam by the way you crit on 19's with both your weapons)
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+8( 1 )+8 = 9
Rochelle Gwerm	"We didn't start this!" "Blame them!"
Aerlin	"Rude. There are others upstairs."
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+8( 8 )+8 = 16 always the tail for the kill
Aerlin	"Rochelle, you look hurt."
Rochelle Gwerm	"I'm fiiiiine"
Navaya	"with the way we've been yelling, how do they not know about us anyway?"
Aerlin	How much hp have you lost? Rochelle Gwerm is very much not fine she's bleeding profusely
Navaya	"I tried my best but she's just suchba big target" G'hesh Nhot starts cleaning her tail
Rochelle Gwerm	29/46 health
Aerlin	Okay...hmm. I take out my CLW wand
G'hesh Nhot	i have potion
Rochelle Gwerm	over half, technically wand will do
Aerlin	"Lucky you, you get the first charge!"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Yay?"
Aerlin	rolling 1d8+1( 5 )+1 = 6 And one more. rolling 1d8+1 ( 6 )+1 = 7 That should help.
Navaya	two shakes Drufle (GM): default Red Redford : Perception Check 14 Red, why. Navaya:
Navaya	Perception Check19 Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 19
Drufle (GM)	I'm gonna have Red perception this room everyone just kinda ran past.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 17 )+1 = 18
Aerlin	I got 23
Navaya	also Druf, turns out I do have religion as a CS
Rochelle Gwerm	"Okay yeah, that feels a bit better" wow did we all outroll Red on perception?
G'hesh Nhot	ghes did
Rochelle Gwerm	I am shocked
Aerlin	Maybe he's short sighted.
G'hesh Nhot	so am i
Drufle (GM)	So in P5, you find the decapitated bodies of two soldiers, as well as one of their adamantine morningstars.
Aerlin	We should get him checked.
Rochelle Gwerm	ADAMANTINE TREASURE BAG NOW
Aerlin	I'll add them.
G'hesh Nhot	unless anyone can use it?
Aerlin	Well. one.
Rochelle Gwerm	it's too small for me
Navaya	"poor sods. Oh well!" Navaya loots the bodies Rochelle Gwerm checks the soldiers
Rochelle Gwerm	"I guess we had the same idea" G'hesh Nhot chews on an arm
Rochelle Gwerm	"Well...2 out of 3"
Navaya	"No! bad Dragon!"
Aerlin	"How grotesque."
Navaya	"Eat the BAD GUYS"
G'hesh Nhot	but hugry
Rochelle Gwerm	"Generally speaking, don't eat humans"
G'hesh Nhot	bad guys taste off
Drufle (GM)	P4 has an altar in it that is mostly covered in dirt, blood, and uh... other bad things, P5 looks like it used to be a museum, but the contents have been smashed and thrown around.
Aerlin	"They may be infected, Nhot. Please be careful."
Rochelle Gwerm	is there anything left in the museum?
G'hesh Nhot	I'm in p5 for a 19 did i see anything nice
Rochelle Gwerm	broken but maybe repairable or worth money still?
Drufle (GM)	Nothing aside from the morningstar.
G'hesh Nhot	oh
Rochelle Gwerm	we all rolled well Nhot
G'hesh Nhot	grrrr
Rochelle Gwerm	except Red
Drufle (GM)	There's, like, some really old armor and stuff? Memorabilia from past crusades.
G'hesh Nhot	wheres next door?
Rochelle Gwerm	the altar is next door
Aerlin	There are no other exits in P5 right?
Drufle (GM)	None. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Spellcraft Check 7 okay nvm
Aerlin	I take this moment to cast arrow protection on myself. G'hesh Nhot opens door
Aerlin	SHould have done this at the start really. It lasts 4 hours. Rochelle Gwerm looks at the door, thinking really hard
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 14 )+1 = 15
Drufle (GM)	This room, as you might have guessed by its lack of number, is basically empty. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Strength
Check: 17
Drufle (GM)	Just a connecting hallway-ish thing. Rochelle Gwerm tries to take the door
Drufle (GM)	Not quite.
Rochelle Gwerm	even with a +2?
Drufle (GM)	These doors are on there pretty good. They're stone doors! G'hesh Nhot goes through next door
Rochelle Gwerm	but the hinges! they aren't as strong are they?
Aerlin	Right into that inviting void.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 14 )+1 = 15
Navaya	if the gm says you're not stealing doors, you're not stealing doors
Drufle (GM)	Blood and filth smear floor of this long room. Six white stone statues of famous heroes line the hall-each clawed, bloodstained, partially smashed, or otherwise defaced. At the far end of the hall, a raised dais holds an upturned alabaster altar. Sitting atop the upside-down altar is a hideous mass of severed limbs that have been stitched together into a vile
Drufle (GM)	monstrous insectoid shape. Before the dais, seven ratty bedrolls have been laid out on the floor
Aerlin	Where would you even put it? Also. Gross.
G'hesh Nhot	door? Drufle (GM): default Red Redford : Religion Check 16 +4 Kn. religion, +2 Kn. of demigods
Aerlin	Does Red have any comments on this?
Drufle (GM)	Red recognizes this as a horrendously desecrated temple of Iomedae, same as the little altar in P4. G'hesh Nhot is hunting rats
Drufle (GM)	The strange insectoid mass looks kind of like a depicion of Deskari. Depiction* Rochelle Gwerm tries to steal THIS door
Navaya	"so what's in-OH GODD" Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Strength
Check: 16 dang it G'hesh Nhot is in the next room
Aerlin	"I didn't think they could top themselves." Rochelle Gwerm walks into this room, frustrated and defeated
Rochelle Gwerm	"Uhhh" "What is this?" Navaya:
Navaya	Fortitude
Save:8
Drufle (GM)	Hork. Navaya throws up a little
Aerlin	We missed a room, by the way.
Rochelle Gwerm	"What in the name of...what am I even looking at?"
Navaya	later
Red Redford	"We... we really gotta clean this place up."
Navaya	we need to clean this altar!
Rochelle Gwerm	also uhh something tells me there is a monster on the other side of this door just a feeling
Red Redford	Oh, there is.
Rochelle Gwerm	doesn't Red have Consecrate yet?
Drufle (GM)	No, that's a bit of a higher level spell.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I am not touching that stuff" "I don't even know what half that stuff is"
Drufle (GM)	So before we do some cleaning, how about we reveal what's in this room Nhot just barged into.
Navaya	augh fine
Rochelle Gwerm	sigh
Navaya	hi guys
Rochelle Gwerm	tieflings CR...2 or 3 maybe
Aerlin	Okay, so that last room is stairs.
Drufle (GM)	There's a kinda crazed-looking tiefling man standing in the room with a cultist next to him. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Initiative
Check: 4
Navaya	that grinning fool doesn't look like a tiefling to me
Aerlin	And they lead to above P3, which means a crowd.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll just wait here
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 4 )+1 = 5
Aerlin	Please don't rush up there. Drufle (GM): default Red Redford : Initiative
Check: 13.09
Aerlin	I got a 9. Navaya:
Navaya	Initiative
Check: 14.03
G'hesh Nhot	its ok I'm blocking the door
Aerlin	Too busy looking at this fucked up katamari.
G'hesh Nhot	you guys carry on
Navaya	that means we can't help you you daft sod
Rochelle Gwerm	okay so, should I spend my last spell slot or...
Aerlin	Magic Missile always helps.
Rochelle Gwerm	I do not have that but I'll keep that in mind
Drufle (GM)	Wow, literally nobody rolled above a 20. In fact, Navaya goes first with a 14.
Aerlin	Just concentrate real hard. Shoot out a ki blast.
Navaya	god i was gonna shoot the arm pile but if we're fighting guys in the other room then I'll save that for later
G'hesh Nhot	i have to be near a crit to got 20 lol
Navaya	knowing how this game works
Aerlin	Navi, I was gonna shoot it too. We have so much in common.
Rochelle Gwerm	you do what you were doing, we'll handle this
Navaya	I know right you'd think we were related!
G'hesh Nhot	you can both shoot it after whilst i carry on exploring
Navaya	anyway I cast uhhhh guidance on ghesh "+1 competence bonus to a single attack roll, saving throw, or skill check. It must choose to use the bonus before making the roll to which it applies."
Drufle (GM)	Gotcha. Right, then Mr. Crazy Pants goes.
G'hesh Nhot	wouldn't leash have been better?
Navaya	I don't have limp lash yet :P
Drufle (GM)	He is gonna 5-foot back and do a little toss.
Navaya	eh
G'hesh Nhot	around me?
Rochelle Gwerm	can that fit through the door?
Drufle (GM)	Nhot provides soft cover.
Aerlin	Over her, sure.
Navaya	finally gonna do something about me huh
Drufle (GM)	So Navaya has, uh, +2 to AC.
Navaya	bring it, smiley
Aerlin	She's not that tall!
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7( 16 )+7 = 23
G'hesh Nhot	I'm a door of armour
Aerlin	Sick throw.
Drufle (GM)	Alright, all five of you roll a reflex save. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Reflex
Save: 4
Aerlin	That's a 7. Navaya:
Navaya	Reflex
Save:27
Drufle (GM)	He just threw a firebomb through the door.
Navaya	YES Drufle (GM): default Red Redford : Reflex
Save: 10
G'hesh Nhot	me too?
Rochelle Gwerm	I cannot make any save except Fort
Drufle (GM)	Everyone, yes.
Navaya	yah
Aerlin	Wow, it reached Red as well?
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+4( 7 )+4 = 11
Drufle (GM)	So everyone but Navaya takes...
Aerlin	I should look into these firebombs.
Drufle (GM)	rolling 3d6+2( 2 + 6 + 2 )+2 = 12
Navaya	"yeow!"
Drufle (GM)	12 damage, she takes 6. Rochelle Gwerm is furious now
Aerlin	Dang, that's actually a serious hit.
Drufle (GM)	And that's his turn.
Aerlin	How exciting.
Drufle (GM)	Next is Red.
Rochelle Gwerm	eagles?
Navaya	FILL THE ROOM
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh actually got hurt lol
Aerlin	How does that feel?
Drufle (GM)	He's gonna cast Wrath on crazy bomber man.
G'hesh Nhot	good
Rochelle Gwerm	its Bomberman! I knew it
Drufle (GM)	So he gets +2 on all to-hit and damage rolls against him.
G'hesh Nhot	ive got potions
Drufle (GM)	Which will negate the penalty he has for trying to shoot through four entire allies. Next is Aerlin.
Navaya	physician, heal thyself NOT THaT WAY
Rochelle Gwerm	backing the hell away
Aerlin	Backing away, Magic Missile time.
Navaya	you'll enter the arm pile's aggro radius!
Drufle (GM)	Roll away.
Rochelle Gwerm	towards the mystery arms
Aerlin	Fuck them arms.
Drufle (GM)	(red has like 6 more eagle spells he's good)
Aerlin	rolling 2d4+2( 3 + 3 )+2 = 8 That was on the top one.
Drufle (GM)	Gotcha. Damage taken. ... wait.
Aerlin	I keep an eye on that arm ball too.
Rochelle Gwerm	magic missile there are no saves to make
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, but he has a shield spell up. That negates all magic missile attacks.
Rochelle Gwerm	when did he do that!?
Aerlin	Oho! Tricky.
Rochelle Gwerm	and wouldn't that be VISIBLE?
Drufle (GM)	Earlier, when he heard everyone crashing through the rooms.
Navaya	when he heard her cry "MAGIC MISSLE" at the rat men
G'hesh Nhot	woops
Aerlin	Fair play, Mr Sir.
Drufle (GM)	That almost never comes up, so I had somewhat forgotten about that.
Aerlin	Aerlin barely saw that, of course.
Rochelle Gwerm	well shit now what?
Aerlin	She's miles away now.
Drufle (GM)	Anywah, uh, Cultist.
Aerlin	Shoot him, with your guns!
Drufle (GM)	Stab attempts.
G'hesh Nhot	go for it
Drufle (GM)	Hm... Actually I'll stay back here. And make Nhot roll a will save.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+4( 3 )+4 = 7
Drufle (GM)	On your turn, you must flee in the opposite direction as far as you can.
G'hesh Nhot	what?
Drufle (GM)	The cultist just cast a Command spell on you.
G'hesh Nhot	oh
Drufle (GM)	You failed your will save so you have to carry out one command she gives. And she says Run. Just for one round, though.
G'hesh Nhot	but I'm facing them and they said run low iq remember
Drufle (GM)	Alright, well, away from them!
Rochelle Gwerm	you're IQ is not nearly as low as you say it is
G'hesh Nhot	oh
Drufle (GM)	On its turn, the subject moves away from you as quickly as possible for 1 round. It may do nothing but move during its turn, and it provokes attacks of opportunity for this movement as normal. This is the specific command she is giving.
G'hesh Nhot	its -1
Rochelle Gwerm	that's not low
Drufle (GM)	Next up is actually Nhot!
G'hesh Nhot	my int is 8
Drufle (GM)	So take a move backwards.
Navaya	just barrel through all of us I don't mind
Drufle (GM)	Away from these guys.
Rochelle Gwerm	again, that is only slightly below average
G'hesh Nhot	how far do i move
Drufle (GM)	Whatever your full move is, which I think is just 4 tiles.
G'hesh Nhot	people are in the way
Drufle (GM)	You can move through allies.
Rochelle Gwerm	you can get around navaya, she's small
Drufle (GM)	Especially Navaya.
Navaya	tiny Rochelle Gwerm watches Nhot run past
Navaya	"oh for the love of-!"
Drufle (GM)	Right, now Rochelle.
Navaya	SWAPSIES
Rochelle Gwerm	"sigh what kinda dragon are you?" G'hesh Nhot is not knowing why she is running from a fight Rochelle Gwerm goes into a rage
Drufle (GM)	Nhot has to reconsider her entire life purpose now.
Aerlin	Aerlin taps her on the shoulder as she passes. "Hey. Snap out of it."
Rochelle Gwerm	"GET OVER HERE"
Navaya	little slap
Drufle (GM)	Pat.
Rochelle Gwerm	okay so I want to grapple this shit
Drufle (GM)	What, the cultist?
Rochelle Gwerm	yes no more spells
Drufle (GM)	Alright, shoot. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : CMB
Check: 24 eat it
Drufle (GM)	She is now grappled. Rochelle Gwerm slams into the cultist and puts her into a strangle-hold
Rochelle Gwerm	"I WILL CRUSH YOU WITH MY COLD STONE ARMS!"
Drufle (GM)	Right, top of the round, Navaya!
Aerlin	We-we're the good guys, right?
Drufle (GM)	Oh, wait. One second.
G'hesh Nhot	is my charge twice movement?
Navaya	*despite the danger, Navi snickers at Rochelle's corny lines"
Rochelle Gwerm	don't look at me, I have three eyes and are in a powerful bloodrage
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+5( 7 )+5 = 12 rolling d20+3 ( 12 )+3 = 15 Neither of those hit, alright. Anyway, Navaya.
Navaya	is that the fire
Drufle (GM)	Those are the aoo's.
Navaya	ah
Drufle (GM)	From using a combat maneuver without the appropriate feats.
Rochelle Gwerm	actually I'll be here and avoid that
Navaya	from the cultist or the tief?
Drufle (GM)	I mean, they both missed regardless.
Rochelle Gwerm	which was which?
Drufle (GM)	12 was tiefling, 15 was cultist. Oh right, reduced AC from raging.
Navaya	right
Rochelle Gwerm	seriously though, fuck AoOs for combat maneuvers
Drufle (GM)	She gets a quick stab off on you then. rolling 2d4+3 ( 4 + 2 )+3 = 9
Rochelle Gwerm	as long as I still crush her
Drufle (GM)	So now, Navaya, what're you gonna do? Navaya: Navaya : Riming Ray of Frost
Spell Level: Witch (Winter Witch), 1
School: Evocation [cold]
Cast Time: 1 standard action
Components: V, S
Range: 35 (Close)
Effects/Target: Ray
Duration: Instantaneous
Spell Resistance: Yes Concentration: +11 Rolls Caster Level Check +4 =13
Original spell level:Sorcerer/wizard 0 A ray of freezing air and ice projects from your pointing finger. You must succeed on a ranged touch attack with the ray to deal damage to a target. The ray deals 1d3 points of cold damage and entangles the target. that on giggles and then
Drufle (GM)	Pffft. Make your roll, then.
Navaya	up here damage?
Drufle (GM)	No, to-hit.
Navaya	augh
Drufle (GM)	That spell actually needs a ranged touch roll.
Rochelle Gwerm	ranged touch
Navaya	ok
Rochelle Gwerm	which Shield actually protects against
Drufle (GM)	A little bit.
Navaya	I FORGOT ABOUT THE SHIELD
Drufle (GM)	It doesn't outright-deflect it.
Rochelle Gwerm	its only +4
Drufle (GM)	That's specifically only magic missiles.
Rochelle Gwerm	to AC
Navaya	ok is there a bit of the sheet that does this for me
Drufle (GM)	It's just a normal ranged roll. On your attacks tab.
Navaya	okay thank you Navaya : Ranged Attack
Check: 17
Drufle (GM)	It hits his touch AC instead of his normal. Yep, hit.
Navaya	yay!
Drufle (GM)	So 1d3 damage and entangling.
Navaya	rolling 1d3( 2 ) = 2
Drufle (GM)	He is frozen to the ground.
Navaya	"eat that, sucka! "
Drufle (GM)	And amazingly, despite being a demonic tiefling, he actually has no cold resistance.
Navaya	that's what I figured!
Rochelle Gwerm	I honestly forgot about that
G'hesh Nhot	can my charge get me in punching range?
Drufle (GM)	Don't ask me why, he has resistances for the other three elements.
Rochelle Gwerm	he forgot his jacket
Drufle (GM)	It can, Nhot, on your turn.
Navaya	bondage gear isn't insulating
G'hesh Nhot	brill
Drufle (GM)	Next up is bomberman, who uh.
Rochelle Gwerm	go on throw the firebomb at me I dare you
Drufle (GM)	I'm not totally sure what he's gonna do.
Rochelle Gwerm	do it
Navaya	he's gonna freeze then die
G'hesh Nhot	i will redeem myself. family honour is at stake
Navaya	not necessarily in that order
Rochelle Gwerm	"THROW SOME FIRE AT ME, I DARE YOU@"
Drufle (GM)	He isn't dumb enough to do that where he is. Now he is.
Rochelle Gwerm	"HAHAHA"
G'hesh Nhot	isn't he entangled
Rochelle Gwerm	can I use this cultist as a bit of a shield? oh yeah he can't move
Navaya	it's just a thing to his rolls
Rochelle Gwerm	oh nvm
Navaya	he's not actually petrified
Drufle (GM)	He moves at half speed.
Navaya	or paralized
G'hesh Nhot	oh
Drufle (GM)	And has a -2 to all attack rolls. So... rolling d20+5 ( 4 )+5 = 9
Rochelle Gwerm	where was that aimed?
Drufle (GM)	rolling d8( 1 ) = 1 You.
Rochelle Gwerm	I've got a cultist in my arms
Navaya	clearly does not care
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, he isn't particularly concerned about that.
Aerlin	But where does it land?
Drufle (GM)	The square north of Rochelle. Meaning it hits all three of you.
G'hesh Nhot	it was only a 9
Navaya	does it explode anyway?
Rochelle Gwerm	how does it hit them?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Navaya	oof
Drufle (GM)	Well, it was aimed at Roch's square.
Navaya	yeah I rememebr this
Drufle (GM)	It missed.
Rochelle Gwerm	what does the cultist take for damage?
Navaya	ranged splash weapons
Drufle (GM)	I rolled a 1, indicating a due-north change. Oh, same damage as all three of you. You can't actually human-shield in this game without mythic powers. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Reflex
Save: 12
Drufle (GM)	rolling d20+7( 2 )+7 = 9 rolling d20-1 ( 20 )-1 = 19 Wow.
Rochelle Gwerm	well at least the cultist definitely cannot save she is in a death grip there is literally nothing she can do to avoid this
Drufle (GM)	The cultist completely saves.
Navaya	you human shielded her
Rochelle Gwerm	seriously what the hell can she do in this situation?
Drufle (GM)	She loses her dex bonus, true, but it's not like she can't make reflex saves.
Aerlin	She got creative.
Navaya	read what I just said
Rochelle Gwerm	again, HOW? I'm not holding her that way
Aerlin	Spins you around, maybe.
Drufle (GM)	rolling 3d6+2( 4 + 3 + 3 )+2 = 12
Rochelle Gwerm	again, HOW
Navaya	the explosion did it
Rochelle Gwerm	I weigh over 700 lbs
Drufle (GM)	Bomberman and Rochelle take 12 damage, she takes 6.
G'hesh Nhot	contorts herself into your arms
Drufle (GM)	Bomberman is quite singed by this.
Aerlin	I mean, she just avoided the brunt of it.
Drufle (GM)	Next is Red. Who's gonna desperately try and shoot Bomberman.
Navaya	HEAL EVERYONE
Aerlin	Don't you move into my firing line, bub.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm...at 17 hp
Aerlin	Yeah, you better back up.
Navaya	we're leaving after this fo sho
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm fiiine
Drufle (GM)	(dropping someone is a free action by the way) default Red Redford : Ranged Attack
Check: 9
Navaya	I'M NOT I need my spells!
Drufle (GM)	Whoops.
Rochelle Gwerm	the pain doesn't come in until later
Drufle (GM)	Well, that arrow missed.
Navaya	I need to re-equip shit so I'm useful
Rochelle Gwerm	I am not dropping her I already lost health grabbing her I am going to crush this little shit
G'hesh Nhot	can me fight yet
Navaya	really shoulda aimed for the guy who is actually dealing damage
Drufle (GM)	Ok, just so we're clear, you are aware that's not a thing you can physically do, right?
Rochelle Gwerm	I was unlikely to grab him I weigh over 700 lbs I'll think of something
Drufle (GM)	Oh, you're going to pin her. That's alright.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm going to BODY SLAM HER
Drufle (GM)	You have no means of dealing damage to her is what I mean.
Aerlin	Just like, fall down.
Rochelle Gwerm	again, 700 lbs
Navaya	he really should
Drufle (GM)	I'll improvise some damage for that.
Navaya	did they oversimplify grappling, somehow
Drufle (GM)	Oh yeah, tons.
Rochelle Gwerm	it weighs more than my greatclub
Navaya	jeez
Aerlin	Anyway can I shot
Drufle (GM)	You can only do damage with one-handed weapons and natural weapons. Yeah, Aerlin's up.
Rochelle Gwerm	they made Combat Maneuvers worthless
Aerlin	I wanna get line of sight on bomberman.
Drufle (GM)	You have it.
Rochelle Gwerm	los granted
Drufle (GM)	Arguably.
Aerlin	Okay, time to shoot then. 22 attack roll
Drufle (GM)	Is that touch AC?
Aerlin	Ummm
Rochelle Gwerm	that is not a good question to hear
Drufle (GM)	If that was your splinter, no. That's a miss.
Rochelle Gwerm	(say yes) (I'm kidding, be honest)
Aerlin	Yeah its a ranged attack. Not touch.
Drufle (GM)	Then you just barely miss. His base AC is 23.
Navaya	fuckin' hell
Aerlin	I'll move to here.
Drufle (GM)	The most buff alchemist in the lands. Nhot! G'hesh Nhot shakes of the strange urge to run, and throws her self straight back into combat.
Rochelle Gwerm	"ABOUT TIME YOU CAME BACK"
Aerlin	Just beside the door way...
Rochelle Gwerm	"WHAT WERE YOU EVEN WORRIED ABOUT?"
G'hesh Nhot	me had to run?
Drufle (GM)	I imagine the cultist is looking very confused like "this is not how I thought this would work"
Rochelle Gwerm	"NOT AN EXCUSE, KILL THAT FIRETHROWER!"
G'hesh Nhot	ok
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, he has 5 more bombs, I'd deal with him fast.
G'hesh Nhot	whats the charge bonus?
Drufle (GM)	+2.
Aerlin	I like that you had that conversation mid-charge.
G'hesh Nhot	so =15 to my attack roll?
Drufle (GM)	It never occurred to me before today how dangerous alchemists are. Yes.
G'hesh Nhot	ok rolling 1d20 +15 ( 20 )+15 = 35
Drufle (GM)	Oh wow, I don't think Red's bow can hit anyway- oh shit.
Navaya	granted they are also a a danger to THWHOW
Rochelle Gwerm	"THAT MAKES UP FOR IT"
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+15( 18 )+15 = 33 confirmed
Drufle (GM)	Motherfucker.
G'hesh Nhot	now my tail
Drufle (GM)	Alright, roll tail.
Rochelle Gwerm	super confirmed
Aerlin	She's so mad.
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+ 11( 6 )+11 = 17
Drufle (GM)	A miss! Alright, roll your sword damage twice and...
Rochelle Gwerm	so this guy is like...CR 4 by the looks of it
Drufle (GM)	Precisely, actually.
G'hesh Nhot	ok so I'm on +16 with 2 d8
Rochelle Gwerm	ahahaha
Drufle (GM)	2d8+16, alright.
Rochelle Gwerm	I understand monsters much better now
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 2d8+16( 7 + 1 )+16 = 24
Aerlin	That's just enough CR for a naptime.
Rochelle Gwerm	we are a bit too close for that
Drufle (GM)	Alright, well, he would have been knocked prone from your crit but now he is dead.
G'hesh Nhot	yes
Navaya	thank you based Nhot
Rochelle Gwerm	also this is seriously metagaming I forgot sleep was HD dependant G'hesh Nhot roars at the corpse
Rochelle Gwerm	"AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"
G'hesh Nhot	I HATE MAGIC
Drufle (GM)	So, uh, Rochelle.
Rochelle Gwerm	CRUSH
Drufle (GM)	Technically those bombs weren't magic, the command was though.
Rochelle Gwerm	UNLEASH MY INNER WRESTLER
Drufle (GM)	So, uh, I have no clue how to deal with this, maybe just make another CMB check?
Navaya	the roll zone is for pinning and unpinning of passengers only
Rochelle Gwerm	I am not sure
Drufle (GM)	Give that a go.
Rochelle Gwerm	let me rollplay this first
G'hesh Nhot	str
Drufle (GM)	She's already grappled, she doesn't get aoos anymore. Rochelle Gwerm leaps up into the air and tries to crush the cultist under her immense weight Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : CMB
Check: 20
Drufle (GM)	Alright, roll, uh, 2d6. Plus STR.
Rochelle Gwerm	rolling 2d6+7( 6 + 3 )+7 = 16 yeaahahah
G'hesh Nhot	crunch
Rochelle Gwerm	she is also pinned
Navaya	"jeez, overkill much?"
Drufle (GM)	There is now a cultist-shaped hole in the ground.
Rochelle Gwerm	and dead "EASY!"
Aerlin	"Good job, everyone."
G'hesh Nhot	so that's on in the wall and one in the floor Rochelle Gwerm points directly at Navaya
Drufle (GM)	So Red's going to ignore the loot and just start cleaning.
Rochelle Gwerm	"NOTHING IS OVERKILL"
Navaya	"you are bleeding from literally everywhere"
Aerlin	"Although we are all now slightly singed." Rochelle Gwerm falls over
Drufle (GM)	Oh, right.
Rochelle Gwerm	"I'm fiiii-i-iiiinnnnne" G'hesh Nhot hides in the corner feeling shame for running from combat
Drufle (GM)	pffft
G'hesh Nhot	I'm a bad warrior
Rochelle Gwerm	"I jus...needa nap"
Drufle (GM)	Also, I was going to mention this earlier, Red was never going to hit bomberman because he had protection from arrows on him.
Navaya	"don't be upset G'hesh, you were put under a bad juju by the nasty magic lady"
Aerlin	"Nhot, you were under the magical influences. You can hardly be held responsible for your actions considering that." "It's like when you are drunk."
Rochelle Gwerm	I was enraged for 2 more rounds
Aerlin	"But with magic."
G'hesh Nhot	me check doors first from now
Aerlin	"Doesn't count."
Navaya	"good!"
G'hesh Nhot	drunk good though Navaya flies over to Roch
Rochelle Gwerm	"Weee-e-e should probably heal"
Aerlin	Can I eat his Shields. I want them.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Possibly maybe..."
Navaya	"Now I'd head you more but I am fresh out"
Drufle (GM)	You can take his loot, if you want.
Navaya	"so we are leaving. right now/" LOOT THE BODIES oh hell
Rochelle Gwerm	"Oh nooo...we need to wait...for the next shipment"
Navaya	where'd red go
Drufle (GM)	He went into the secret armory that he found.
Aerlin	Thanks for telling us. Red! Navaya percepts the room
Rochelle Gwerm	is the cultist's stuff even intact?
Navaya	as in
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+3( 4 )+3 = 7
Aerlin	Let's loot these bodies. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Perception Check 3
Navaya	what has red done to clean up
Drufle (GM)	The cultist's isn't, the bomberman's is.
Aerlin	Who's good at throwing?
Rochelle Gwerm	that was a strangely appropriate crit failure
Drufle (GM)	Red removed the junk from the altar and tried scrubbing some the junk off the statues.
G'hesh Nhot	i was drinking a potion
Aerlin	Roch and Nhot, you could use some ranged options.
Navaya	good for him
Aerlin	Take them firebooms.
Rochelle Gwerm	Nhot has far better dex than me
Drufle (GM)	Firebombs are an alchemist thing and do not work for non-alchemists.
Rochelle Gwerm	we can sell them
Navaya	I was assuming the limb ball was a corpse orgy or someshit
Rochelle Gwerm	or reuse them in crafting
G'hesh Nhot	I'm a longsword specialist
Navaya	some other limb-filled ooze
G'hesh Nhot	i know only longsword
Aerlin	You just throw them! I saw him do it.
G'hesh Nhot	and tail
Drufle (GM)	No, I mean, this is that weird kind of class thing where they just inexplicably stop having any special powers when removed from their creator.
Rochelle Gwerm	its a strange thing
Navaya	yeah they're "magical"
Rochelle Gwerm	balance or somethin I dunno
Drufle (GM)	Yeah. Anyway! Loot in P9...
Aerlin	Well, I'd like to take one and study it, even if it is useless.
Rochelle Gwerm	loot that was not crushed includes:
Navaya	this is why it is a SPECIAL SKILL to be able to make healing potions that other people can use
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d20+1( 15 )+1 = 16
Aerlin	Aerlin is curious like that. There he goes.
G'hesh Nhot	i wanna see loot
Aerlin	Mopp, you're the GM now.
Navaya	GM's DEAD EVERYBODY PARTY
Aerlin	I got my turn last time.
Navaya	too late
G'hesh Nhot	16 what did i see
Rochelle Gwerm	you need to be careful with that back key buddy
Drufle (GM)	An evil outsider bane longsword, 2 potions of CLW, a potion of CMW, a potion of barkskin, a potion of invis, a potion of spider climb, leather armor, a portable alchemy kit, and four silver holy symbols.
G'hesh Nhot	big longsword?
Navaya	I TAKE THE POTIONS
G'hesh Nhot	is it better?
Navaya	the healing ones I mean
Drufle (GM)	Yes, Nhot.
G'hesh Nhot	MINE
Rochelle Gwerm	but not a Large longsword
Drufle (GM)	I don't think there will be a single large weapon in this entire campaign. Maybe a few huge ones, I forget.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll have to make my own
Navaya	you'd have to take all the swords and reforge them into one big sword
Rochelle Gwerm	or make one-handed Huge and Colossal weapons
G'hesh Nhot	i need to put my other two in the bag now
Rochelle Gwerm	I think if they're one-handed I can use them
Drufle (GM)	Ah nuts, one sec, gotta reload, the character catalog is missing.
Rochelle Gwerm	oh no
Navaya	ghesh impales the bag with two swords
G'hesh Nhot	i have a standard one and cold steel one
Aerlin	It's in the bag.
Rochelle Gwerm	the bag that is on Rochelle's back
G'hesh Nhot	yep
Aerlin	And also the bag note.
Drufle (GM)	Aw nuts, I forgot to put this handout in roll20. Talk amongst yourselves for a bit.
Rochelle Gwerm	fun things?
G'hesh Nhot	what does my new sword do?
Rochelle Gwerm	okay
Aerlin	Hey guys. Aerlin found a gun It shoots lasers?
Rochelle Gwerm	it talks like its wearing some kind of respirator and seems to have a fondness for darkness
Aerlin	Think there might be some kind of crossover happening here.
Rochelle Gwerm	I would love a sub-machine gun
Aerlin	We gotta find the stars!
Rochelle Gwerm	or just a straight up minigun G'hesh Nhot reads the inscription on her new sword. it says soulblade
Rochelle Gwerm	oh nooo
Aerlin	the soul still burnnnns.
G'hesh Nhot	now ghesh kill everything
Aerlin	nhot got the soul calibur
Rochelle Gwerm	shiiit
Navaya	or is it... Soul Edge
Drufle (GM)	Nhot, your new sword has +2 to hit and damage against demons, as well as doing yet another 2d6 damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	holy crap why is rochelle even here you guys do so much damage
Navaya	to be a conversationalist
Drufle (GM)	There, do you see that?
Aerlin	No wonder the demons were losing this war.
Drufle (GM)	(they're actually winning)
Aerlin	They are now, sure. So this is Irabeth's sword.
Navaya	"So, this sword is Irabeth's?"
Drufle (GM)	It is!
G'hesh Nhot	yes
Rochelle Gwerm	"The...half orc lady?"
Navaya	"well shit"
G'hesh Nhot	its mine now
Aerlin	She sold it.
Drufle (GM)	She sold it for a very special reason that I'm confident neither her nor Anevia will ever say.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Finders keepers..."
Aerlin	Hmm...
Navaya	is it cursed
Drufle (GM)	No. It's a perfectly good sword that she had to sell to make some money.
Navaya	hm
G'hesh Nhot	rolling 1d8+2d6+6( 6 )+( 2 + 3 )+6 = 17 defo mine
Aerlin	"Where is Red?"
Rochelle Gwerm	I am already falling behind
Drufle (GM)	Hiding in the armory. Surrounded by glorious stuff.
Navaya	no you bloody well are not
Aerlin	"Navi, have you seen Red?"
Navaya	He went down here I think Navaya follows
Rochelle Gwerm	did you see how much damage that dragon does?
Drufle (GM)	Also I, uh, used the wrong map, so the secret room doesn't actually show up. Rochelle Gwerm stumbles back up and walks over
Aerlin	Red's noclipping again.
Drufle (GM)	It's supposed to be this weird little nook back here.
Rochelle Gwerm	"Did we win???"
Drufle (GM)	He got through the door by making a successful per check back at the altar in P5, which gave him a special password. Which he then used to find this room.
Aerlin	What a clever lad.
Drufle (GM)	Nobody else would know this because nobody else would ever think to kneel at that altar.
Rochelle Gwerm	did he get anything good?
Drufle (GM)	So, uh, this armory.. G'hesh Nhot swings her new sword to show it off
Navaya	I don't think to land on the ground most times "so who's this othrubo guy? one of those poor jerks in the back room?"
Rochelle Gwerm	"Maybe, maybe not"
G'hesh Nhot	????
Navaya	I'm looking at handout= 3 G'hesh Nhot goes to ask the gorpses names
Drufle (GM)	Three cold iron longswords, two cold iron shortswords, two heavy crossbows, a compbow (+2 str), a masterwork cold iron heavy mace, two cold iron longspears, 50 cold iron crossbow bolts, 100 cold iron arrows, 5 +1 holy arrows, an arrow of evil outsider slaying, two sets of masterwork chainmail, a breastplate with iomedae's sigil, a masterwork shield, and a blinding shield.
Rochelle Gwerm	not a single large weapon I'm already wearing chainmail
G'hesh Nhot	oooh armour
Drufle (GM)	I really don't know why you're expecting there to be any large weaponry anywhere, there isn't a single large person in the city I think.
Rochelle Gwerm	bah
Navaya	why you stock these places with things that 80% of us can't use
G'hesh Nhot	is breast plate better then mine?
Rochelle Gwerm	I have to make everything myself where's a good blacksmith?
Navaya	change these drops to suit the party, I say
Drufle (GM)	Nhot you already have the best armor.
G'hesh Nhot	oh what about the master shield thing
Drufle (GM)	I could, but only two of you use weapons, one of whom is stuck to a very special magic Large club and the other is getting loads of longswords.
Rochelle Gwerm	is it a hylian shield? I am nearly certain that this club is not going to keep up in damage
Drufle (GM)	It's just a shield that has one lower ACP and one higher max dex.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll need to work on it
G'hesh Nhot	ill keep mine then
Navaya	you could take all this free cold iron and like forge a new skin for it
Drufle (GM)	Probably, yeah.
G'hesh Nhot	dip the club into it
Rochelle Gwerm	I am definitely reforging this club into something greate I'd just need a blacksmith
Drufle (GM)	Your, uh, stone club?
Navaya	Father's Greaterclub
G'hesh Nhot	or a smelter
Drufle (GM)	I don't think you can reforge stone.
Rochelle Gwerm	Encase it then I dunno
Drufle (GM)	We have magic, we can figure it out.
Navaya	delicate cold iron filigree
G'hesh Nhot	dip it into the moltenh metal
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, I'm giving all those arrows to Red.
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm a god damn stone giant with elemental powers I'll figure something out
Aerlin	I can't just use a crossbow, can I?
Navaya	crossbows are simple! G'hesh Nhot asks navaya to number her spare swords
Drufle (GM)	I doubt you have the proficiency for it.
Navaya	so yes
Aerlin	I probably need something.
Drufle (GM)	Wow, really?
Rochelle Gwerm	they are difficult to use
Drufle (GM)	It's a heavy crossbow, though. Are those simple too?
Rochelle Gwerm	by that I mean they take a lot of time to reload
Navaya	yep!
Drufle (GM)	Wow.
Aerlin	Hey Roch, hope all this shit ain't weighing you down.
Drufle (GM)	Then yeah, you can use a heavy crossbow, sure.
Rochelle Gwerm	I am not even bothering to check the weight of all this
Aerlin	I'll take those, then. Red Redford leaves the room covered in like 300 pounds of cold iron equipment.
Aerlin	Bow + bolts I mean.
Rochelle Gwerm	someone else can do that, its way too many numbers
Aerlin	We're retreating, right?
Rochelle Gwerm	besides my light load is...200 lbs?
Drufle (GM)	You get one free retreat, if you want it.
G'hesh Nhot	no one wants the cold metal?
Rochelle Gwerm	I feel that I really need cold iron
Aerlin	I could do another fight but it might be a good idea since we'll get healed.
Rochelle Gwerm	if I want to help in future fights
Navaya	Crossbow, crank (heavy) Crossbow, crank (light) Crossbow, double Crossbow, hand Crossbow, launching Crossbow, repeating heavy
Navaya	Crossbow, repeating
Aerlin	And we're all hurt at the moment.
Navaya	those are all the corssbows that are exotic
Drufle (GM)	Huh.
Rochelle Gwerm	I want to use this cold iron
Drufle (GM)	Interesting.
Rochelle Gwerm	to make something better
Aerlin	Also it means we can have a nice end point. For this session.
G'hesh Nhot	so set up camp here seems as you want to clean this place up
Drufle (GM)	Oh right, let's spend the, uh...
G'hesh Nhot	and there is plenty of food here
Navaya	for you ghesh for you
Rochelle Gwerm	I'm not eating ANY of this
Drufle (GM)	The book says it'll probably take about 40 minutes to clean the temple and altar.
Rochelle Gwerm	fine, lets do that
Drufle (GM)	Which I'll cut down to like 25 since theres more of you.
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle is not going to, however, because that is a serious health hazard for her she is covered in open wounds
Drufle (GM)	Oh, also, for those wondering, bomberman was Othirubo.
Navaya	aha!
Aerlin	His name tag said so.
G'hesh Nhot	the dead bodies were not talking to me G'hesh Nhot uses her tail like a brush
G'hesh Nhot	the spikes were leaving some scratches on the ground though
Drufle (GM)	So after we assume everything got cleaned up (relatively speaking), I assume we're heading back to Defender's Heart?
Aerlin	I say aye.
Navaya	yah
G'hesh Nhot	the where?
Rochelle Gwerm	I need some work done on this club, so yes
Navaya	the safehouse
G'hesh Nhot	ok we have info
Aerlin	Hide the sword, for now. We can ask about it after this dungeon.
G'hesh Nhot	and magic can be trained etc Drufle (GM): default Red Redford : Strength
Check: 2
Aerlin	It's going to be very useful after all.
Drufle (GM)	Wow, alright. Red slips and falls.
G'hesh Nhot	and we can start the next session with beer rolling d20+5 ( 18 )+5 = 23
Aerlin	Drufle
Rochelle Gwerm	"..."
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh catches him
Aerlin	Can I dual wield the crossbows
G'hesh Nhot	in the air
Drufle (GM)	Wrong room, but I appreciate the thought. He's in P5.
Rochelle Gwerm	well that's a shame
Aerlin	It will be super rad.
Drufle (GM)	He's trying to drag the bodies outside.
Navaya	if you were buff Rochelle Gwerm wanders over
Drufle (GM)	You can dual-wield, yes, but you would get soooo many penalties. Rochelle Gwerm stares are Red on the floor
Rochelle Gwerm	"What are you doing down there?"
Aerlin	Aerlin tries it anyway. It looks silly. Navaya takes a dagger
Red Redford	"I, uh, I'm trying to get these bodies outside so we can, you know, consecrate them and give them a proper burial and everything."
Rochelle Gwerm	"..."
G'hesh Nhot	ghesh now picks him up same str
Navaya	from the bag
Rochelle Gwerm	"sigh fiiiine" "You wimp" Rochelle Gwerm : Strength
Check: 20
Aerlin	Are daggers just short swords for you?
Navaya	I dunno but
Rochelle Gwerm	these daggers are much larger than you
Navaya	I was figuring
Red Redford	Roch just lifts stuff up. Rochelle Gwerm drags the bodies herself
Navaya	we could find some magic way to shrink some of these things to fit my hands
Aerlin	I'm sure we can at some point. G'hesh Nhot drags boddies and red
Drufle (GM)	Permanent shrink object would cost quite a lot of money.
Rochelle Gwerm	or rather I guess she just carries them
Aerlin	I'll have to look into that.
Drufle (GM)	Also, uh, a tiny dagger would do basically 1 nonlethal damage.
Rochelle Gwerm	just make a smaller dagger put poison on it or something
Aerlin	Good thing you're not a warrior, huh.
Navaya	I was hoping stuff like adamantine or cold iron would help
G'hesh Nhot	get a letter opener and sharpen it
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, then you could bypass their DR and do 1 nonlethal damage instead of 0.
Navaya	; 3;
Rochelle Gwerm	Cold Adamantine
Aerlin	Do that enough times and you'll knock them out.
Drufle (GM)	Tiny weapons are basically useless unless it's, like, a tiny greatclub.
Navaya	Rochelle give me your weapon
Drufle (GM)	Which is like a normal person's match.
Rochelle Gwerm	We're going to rest right?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Navaya	I am like 1 foot tall you know Rochelle Gwerm pokes Navaya
Navaya	I'm not a fuggin' borrower
Drufle (GM)	I know, I just like thinking that you're REALLY tiny. Rochelle Gwerm: Rochelle Gwerm : Enlarge Person
Spell Level: Bloodrager (Spell Eater), 1
School: Transmutation
Cast Time: 1 round
Components: V, S, M (powdered iron)
Range: 35 (Close)
Effects/Target: One humanoid creature
Duration: 1 min./level (D)
Spell Resistance: Yes
Save: Fortitude negates DC: 13 Concentration: +6 Rolls Caster Level Check +4 =20 Spell Failure Check =58 Spell Failure % =5 This spell causes instant growth of a humanoid creature, doubling its height and multiplying its weight by 8. This increase changes the creature's size category to the next larger one. The target gains a +2 size bonus to Strength, a –2 size penalty to Dexterity (to a minimum of 1), and a –1 penalty on attack rolls and AC due to its increased size. A humanoid creature whose size increases to Large has a space of 10 feet and a natural reach of 10 feet. This spell does not change the target's speed. If insufficient room is available for the desired growth, the creature attains the maximum possible size and may make a Strength check (using its increased Strength) to burst any enclosures in the process. If it fails, it is constrained without harm by the materials enclosing it. All equipment worn or carried by a creature is similarly enlarged by the spell. Melee weapons affected by this spell deal more damage. Other magical properties are not affected by this spell. Magical properties of enlarged items are not increased by this spell.
Drufle (GM)	pffft
Navaya	@drufle same I forget all the time
Rochelle Gwerm	Navaya is bigger now
Drufle (GM)	Anyway, we're gonna go ahead and end it here tonight, so that next time we can just go ahead and clear the second floor with Golurk. No level 5 though!
Rochelle Gwerm	bah
Navaya	bwuh?!
G'hesh Nhot	awe
Aerlin	After the boss, fools. That's more dramatic.
Drufle (GM)	Level 5 actually comes at the boss, yeah.
Navaya	does enlarge person enlarge clothes?
Drufle (GM)	Yes.
Rochelle Gwerm	yeah
Navaya	oh ok
G'hesh Nhot	but ive killed so many today
Rochelle Gwerm	everything you have enlarges with you
Navaya	you did very well!
Aerlin	Since you're a higher level, they only gave 1 exp
Navaya	we aould have all died without you
Drufle (GM)	She did really well.
Rochelle Gwerm	Rochelle would've been fiiine
G'hesh Nhot	but i got new sword which does more damage
Rochelle Gwerm	I seriously need to buff this club though
Drufle (GM)	We're just not bothering with exp, Aerlin.
Navaya	save it for next week, anticipation makes it all the sweeter
Rochelle Gwerm	I refuse to fade into obscurity
Drufle (GM)	It's not worth the hassle.
Aerlin	Of course.
Drufle (GM)	I'm just story-relegating levels instead.
Aerlin	I'm gonna head then
Navaya	oh just so I know
Aerlin	Very slep
Rochelle Gwerm	night streak
Drufle (GM)	Yeah, go ahead and take a sleep, british friends.
Navaya	when we reach level 20
G'hesh Nhot	perfect. lets go find this boss so i can get another feat
Navaya	how many adventures do we get after that?
Aerlin	Aerlin assassinates the boss with a sniper crossbow
G'hesh Nhot	thanks. i have to start drinking again at 10
Aerlin	From 2000 yards.
Drufle (GM)	If you're asking "how much campaign is after level 20", the answer isn't a ton, but more than you probably expect.
Navaya	you trapped in a bar or something? Sam
Rochelle Gwerm	I should go eat
G'hesh Nhot	I'm at pride. i left to do this
Navaya	ahh
Rochelle Gwerm	I'll figure out the blacksmithing later
Aerlin	have tons of funs
G'hesh Nhot	its Friday till monday
Rochelle Gwerm	good luck Sam
Navaya	does prider ever actuall end
Drufle (GM)	So yes, everyone have levels 5/6 ready for next week!
Aerlin	not in our hearts
Rochelle Gwerm	bring back beer for Nhot
G'hesh Nhot	there is always one somewhere
Navaya	I see
Drufle (GM)	Because we will definitely need 5 for next week and 6 not long after.
Navaya	ok boss
Aerlin	ours was last week
Rochelle Gwerm	alright
G'hesh Nhot	i think I'm teaching knot to drink lol
Rochelle Gwerm	I think I have those level planned
G'hesh Nhot	i think the gm has mine planned for me
Rochelle Gwerm	see ya'll later
Drufle (GM)	Somewhat, I just have some feat suggestions.
Rochelle Gwerm	G'night
G'hesh Nhot	see ya
Drufle (GM)	Night everyone.
G'hesh Nhot	sunday?
Navaya	yes
Drufle (GM)	Yep.
G'hesh Nhot	ill take my laptop to my friends bar
Drufle (GM)	Gotcha. See you then.