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Drufle (GM) | so should we start
|
G'hesh Nhot | BEER
|
Horanoven A. | still need to choose some cold iron to sacrifice
how about a longsword?
we have three of those
|
G'hesh Nhot | I have a few swords if you want to use a couple
|
Horanoven A. | it has to be one of the cold iron ones
|
G'hesh Nhot | but leave me one for mementos
|
Drufle (GM) | i think you can take the mace, the shortswords, the longspears, and two of the longswords
|
Horanoven A. | I don't actually know how much cold iron it would take
|
Drufle (GM) | it's going to be a lot
because most of these weapons are rather thin
|
G'hesh Nhot | its a big club
|
Horanoven A. | to plate?
okay
someone edit that?
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Aerlin | I'll ask someone how this crossbow is loaded. It seems like a simple procedure, but I'd rather not break one.
|
Horanoven A. | I don't want to mess with the treasure bag while someone else it messing with it
|
G'hesh Nhot | don't forget ghesh stuck her swords into the bag.....
|
Drufle (GM) | do we want to actually do anything in defender's heart or are we just going to say we rested and return here
|
G'hesh Nhot | the club
|
Drufle (GM) | I mean yes, but do we actually want to do any rp'ing?
|
G'hesh Nhot | mastering the crossbow
|
Horanoven A. | RP the plating of the new club?
|
Aerlin | Not on my end.
|
G'hesh Nhot | sure, ill bring some beer
Rochelle Gwerm swings her upgraded club around
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "Hahaha, this'll work nicely"
G'hesh Nhot swings a beer barrel around
|
G'hesh Nhot | "this to"
|
Drufle (GM) | Well, either way, this is session 9 now.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | the clean-up session
G'hesh Nhot passes the half empty barrel to rochelle
|
Drufle (GM) | I suppose we'll have to start up a bit without the other two.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | hopefully the others get here before we reach the boss
Rochelle Gwerm hands the barrel back
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "Later, I need ta be sober for this"
Rochelle Gwerm stretches
|
Drufle (GM) | So, after a night of possibly-not-great sleep, we return to the remains of the Gray Garrison.
G'hesh Nhot puts a twig on the barrel to hide it
Rochelle Gwerm walks on hin
|
Rochelle Gwerm | *in
G'hesh Nhot follows
|
Aerlin | I'm not far behind either.
Rochelle Gwerm:
Rochelle Gwerm : Perception
Check 18
|
Aerlin | Now, there's only one option here.
G'hesh Nhot points to door
Rochelle Gwerm kicks the door down
|
Aerlin | I imagine that room leads to the stairs.
And remember, I heard people up there.
|
Drufle (GM) | You have to actually give me STR checks when you break doors down!
|
Aerlin | Let's use st-okay then.
Rochelle Gwerm:
Rochelle Gwerm : Strength
|
Check: 9
fffff
|
Drufle (GM) | I mean also none of these doors are locked.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "Ow...wrong foot"
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+5(
6
)+5
= 11
|
Aerlin | Snake, this mission requires stealth.
Rochelle Gwerm begrudgingly opens the door like a BORING person
|
Drufle (GM) | GASP A STAIRCASE
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "Fiiiiiine, have it your way"
|
Drufle (GM) | Nobody saw this turn of events.
|
Aerlin | Also forgot to say Druf but I've cast arrow protection before entering
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I kinda expected the stairway to be hidden in a different room, honestly
I'll uh...hmmm
|
Drufle (GM) | Pfffft.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I'll cast Earthen Shield before heading up
|
Drufle (GM) | Good idea, Aerlin.
G'hesh Nhot runs up the stairs
|
Aerlin | "Okay, due...east...They're not up there."
Rochelle Gwerm walks on up the tiny stairs made for small people
|
Aerlin | "Still, be cautious."
|
Drufle (GM) | SUDDENLY.
|
G'hesh Nhot | yay
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "Oh hey, a party"
|
G'hesh Nhot | any demons?
|
Drufle (GM) | No.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "And no one invited us..."
|
G'hesh Nhot | damn
|
Drufle (GM) | Some of them are technically part demon.
Rochelle Gwerm cracks her knuckles
|
G'hesh Nhot | do i8 get the bonus?
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh, that bonus.
No.
G'hesh Nhot pulls out her sword
|
Aerlin | We're downstairs, right?
The rest of us.
|
Drufle (GM) | Yes, the casters are all currently downstair.s
Roll initiative!
Rochelle Gwerm:
Rochelle Gwerm : Initiative
|
| Check: 16
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+1(
9
)+1
= 10
|
Aerlin | 12 here.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | Initializing Rochelle.exe
set phasers to SMASH
G'hesh Nhot warms up her tail
Rochelle Gwerm lifts her club up off of her shoulders
Drufle (GM):
|
Navaya | Initiative
|
| Check: 13.03
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "So who's staying and who's running?"
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+8(
2
)+8
= 10
|
Drufle (GM) | What, no.
default Red Redford : Initiative
|
Check: 11.09
There.
|
G'hesh Nhot | no ones scared
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+3(
9
)+3
= 12
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I'm not burning actions just to intimidate a bunch of scrubs
|
Drufle (GM) | Ah nuts.
Aerlin, what's your dex?
|
Aerlin | 11
mod 0
|
Drufle (GM) | Gotcha.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | did someone seriously shoot at aerlin?
|
Aerlin | equal init rolls
|
Drufle (GM) | No, I'm still rolling init.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | oh okay
|
Drufle (GM) | Nhot, what's your dex?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | did we get a three-way tie?
|
G'hesh Nhot | 1
13
|
Drufle (GM) | Right.
|
G'hesh Nhot | which one do you want
|
Drufle (GM) | 13.
So, uh, Rochelle is first.
With an incredible 16.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | ahahahhaa
who to smash first?
|
Aerlin | I will try to provide some shots from below.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | how about this guy right south of me
|
Drufle (GM) | Well I'd like it to be known that all the tieflings you can reach have +2 to AC because there's a bit of bannister between you.
|
Aerlin | It's too cramped to come up.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I'll break that too
|
Drufle (GM) | I'm gonna give them partial cover for it.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | with one fell swing
POWER ATTACK
|
Aerlin | Why are they all in this hallway...?
|
G'hesh Nhot | it is a very big club, and only a little banister
Rochelle Gwerm:
Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub, Cold Iron
Attack 26 vs AC
Damage 14
Type: B
|
Weapon Notes | A large greatclub made of stone.
+6 damage
|
G'hesh Nhot | banister gone
|
Aerlin | What in the divine's name are they doing?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | whyyyy is that posting the name twice?
am I the only one seeing that?
|
Drufle (GM) | Trying to gang up to use their sneak attacks because that's the only thing they have going for them.
|
G'hesh Nhot | nope, I see it
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah, I see it.
After Rochelle...
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I'd move forward but I don't want to be flanked
|
Drufle (GM) | Navaya.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | a buff of some sort would be nice
|
Aerlin | See if we can have her buff, yeah.
|
G'hesh Nhot | I'm kindof blocking the way lol, ill clear some space in a sec
|
Rochelle Gwerm | its cool I can just walk through the banister
it's just wood
|
G'hesh Nhot | I think it may be broken wood now
|
Rochelle Gwerm | eh, probably
|
Drufle (GM) | Alright, I think I'll just give Rochelle the fortune hex.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | seems like a cool deal
what's it do?
|
G'hesh Nhot | a re roll
|
Drufle (GM) | On your next turn, you can reroll one roll.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | hmm, I see
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah and you can take the better one.
|
G'hesh Nhot | very handy
|
Rochelle Gwerm | do I declare that before or after the roll?
|
Drufle (GM) | Before.
|
G'hesh Nhot | before
|
Rochelle Gwerm | hmmm
can I reroll damage rolls?
|
G'hesh Nhot | I had one last week
|
Drufle (GM) | Uhhhh.
No.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I am trying to think of what I would use this on next round
|
Drufle (GM) | Has to be a d20 roll.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | other than just an attack roll
|
Drufle (GM) | Anyway, the tieflings are next.
|
G'hesh Nhot | save
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+4(
14
)+4
= 18
|
Rochelle Gwerm | on me?
|
Drufle (GM) | This one guy hops over the bannister.
|
G'hesh Nhot | like a dex or reflex
|
Rochelle Gwerm | oh was that a skill check?
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | ah
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+4(
9
)+4
= 13
|
Rochelle Gwerm | yeah no
|
G'hesh Nhot | ninja guy
|
Drufle (GM) | This guy does too but faceplants.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "sigh"
|
Drufle (GM) | Not quite as successful.
|
Aerlin | Question, are they now visible on our level?
|
Drufle (GM) | NOW the guy to Rochelle's left is going to stab.
Yes, Aerlin.
|
Aerlin | Are these stairs like, the same tile?
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+6(
2
)+6
= 8
Rats.
Yeah.
|
Aerlin | This is the first time we've dealt with levels.
|
Drufle (GM) | They are technically the exact same tiles.
Rochelle Gwerm just bats his knife or whatever away with the handle of her greatclub
|
Aerlin | Cool.
Fools!
|
Drufle (GM) | This guy is crossbow-ing at Rochelle.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | try it
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+5(
19
)+5
= 24
|
Rochelle Gwerm | good shot
|
Aerlin | Now you've given me something to hit.
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+5(
3
)+5
= 8
No crit unfortunately.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I'm made of rock
it was destined to fail
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d8+2(
4
)+2
= 6
There's 6 damage for you.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | bah
|
Drufle (GM) | And then one more shot at Rochelle.
rolling d20+5
(
5
)+5
= 10
|
Rochelle Gwerm | no
|
Drufle (GM) | Nope.
And now a stab on Nhot.
|
G'hesh Nhot | yay
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+6(
13
)+6
= 19
Nope.
|
G'hesh Nhot | nope
|
Rochelle Gwerm | is it possible without a nat 20?
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah, I think.
|
G'hesh Nhot | bairly
I'm ac 24
|
Rochelle Gwerm | throw yer magics, cultists
we know you have them
G'hesh Nhot hates magic
|
Drufle (GM) | Hey Rochelle and Nhot, both of you make will saves.
|
G'hesh Nhot | fuck
|
Rochelle Gwerm | FORTUNE???
can I do that?
|
Drufle (GM) | ... yeah actually.
Rochelle Gwerm:
Rochelle Gwerm : Willpower
|
Save: 20
Rochelle Gwerm : Willpower
|
| Save: 8
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+4(
3
)+4
= 7
|
Aerlin | Use it if you fail
|
Rochelle Gwerm | oh
|
G'hesh Nhot | nope
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I have to declare it before rolling
|
Drufle (GM) | Nhot suddenly dives to the ground.
|
Aerlin | So you do.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I didn't need it though
|
G'hesh Nhot | Nhot the first time
|
Drufle (GM) | The other two cultists would love to do things but they're a bit cramped.
So Aerlin!
G'hesh Nhot is getting really pissed of with magic
|
Drufle (GM) | Also, Nhot is prone now, which gives her -4 to hit and AC, and if she wants to stand back up she takes AoOs.
|
Aerlin | First off, a perception check to hear the location of footsteps above me, if I may.
|
G'hesh Nhot | no prob
|
Rochelle Gwerm | do the AoO's prevent the standing up?
|
G'hesh Nhot | and isn't that just 1
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah, it's a move action to stand up from prone.
|
Aerlin | I got a nat 20 on that.
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh, uh, no.
You still get to stand up.
|
G'hesh Nhot | B*d
|
Rochelle Gwerm | Aerlin hears things
|
Drufle (GM) | I mean yes, Aerlin, you can hear the 5 tieflings and 4 cultists above you.
|
G'hesh Nhot | like a dragon hitting the floor
|
Drufle (GM) | That too.
|
G'hesh Nhot | BOOM
|
Drufle (GM) | You also hear some other things from other rooms.
Like a sort of crackling fire from here...
|
Aerlin | I was planning to shoot through the floor, but I guess I have more reasonable targets now.
|
Drufle (GM) | Fire away.
Once you move into LoS.
|
Aerlin | I'll move here then.
Fire a spear at the leftmost guy there, on the stairs.
|
Drufle (GM) | Gotcha.
|
Aerlin | that's 15+5
|
Drufle (GM) | That's a hit.
|
Aerlin | 6 damage, plus 1 bleeding
|
Drufle (GM) | Gotcha.
Not immediately dead but looking very bad.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | bleeding is not fun
|
Aerlin | That's all for now.
|
Drufle (GM) | Next is, uh, Red.
... eagles?
|
Aerlin | "Surely you realised there were others down here, fiend?"
|
Rochelle Gwerm | you know it
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d3(
1
)
= 1
Aww.
Eagle.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | one eagle is all we need!
|
Drufle (GM) | Alright, uh.
No way I can put an eagle there.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | put it above my head
|
Aerlin | It would die instantly...
|
Rochelle Gwerm | it would fit there
|
Drufle (GM) | You know, it can actually fly, so yeah.
Try not to hit it when you swing.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I'll use my horizontal attacks then
|
Drufle (GM) | FULL ATTACK TIEFLING
|
G'hesh Nhot | who
|
Rochelle Gwerm | murderous birds of murder
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+3(
17
)+3
= 20
rolling d20+3
(
19
)+3
= 22
rolling d20+3
(
8
)+3
= 11
|
Rochelle Gwerm | oooh nice
MOPP
|
Aerlin | That one, to reduce AoOs on you?
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling 2d4+2(
1
+
4
)+2
= 7
|
G'hesh Nhot | de already attacked and failed to hit me
|
Rochelle Gwerm | also to open the way for Nhot to attack the cultists
|
Drufle (GM) | That tiefling is mostly dead now.
|
Steven Q. | ublock finally decides to stay on when I log in
|
Drufle (GM) | Hi Navaya.
|
Steven Q. | how we doin
|
Aerlin | You gotta stand up though, right?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | we murderin
|
Drufle (GM) | You've used your fortune hex on Rochelle.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | as usual
|
Drufle (GM) | New day.
|
Steven Q. | ok
|
G'hesh Nhot | yes, I'm doing that next, they can hardly hit me lol
|
Rochelle Gwerm | my club got an upgrade
|
Aerlin | We're downstairs, they're upstairs.
|
Drufle (GM) | Do some rapid spell preparing if you care to
|
Steven Q. | have I used any spells?
|
Drufle (GM) | None.
|
Steven Q. | thank you
|
Drufle (GM) | Eagle double-taloned a tiefling, so...
Next is Nhot.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | Rise Nhot
Rise and fight the cult
G'hesh Nhot gets up and roars in the face of her opponent
|
Drufle (GM) | I assume you're gonna stand up?
Yeah, so one AoO.
rolling d20+5
(
4
)+5
= 9
Nope.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | one valient effort
|
Drufle (GM) | Go ahead.
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+13(
13
)+13
= 26
|
Drufle (GM) | That is a hit.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | nice
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+9(
4
)+9
= 13
no tail
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh wait.
Right.
Not a hit.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | ye only needed one really
|
Drufle (GM) | So just roll your sword damage.
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d8+2d6+6(
5
)+(
2
+
3
)+6
= 16
|
Drufle (GM) | Er, you don't get the bonus 2d6.
These guys aren't demons.
|
G'hesh Nhot | the sword
|
Rochelle Gwerm | just 11 damage then
|
G'hesh Nhot | the bonus was +2 to hit and damage
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah, but you also rolled a 2d6.
That's only against demons.
|
G'hesh Nhot | yes, you told me the sword di an extra 2d6
I wrote everything down
|
Rochelle Gwerm | against demons
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah, against demons only.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | only against evil outsiders
|
G'hesh Nhot | oh
11
|
Rochelle Gwerm | which I guess just demons
|
G'hesh Nhot | then
|
Drufle (GM) | Still very murdered.
But still.
Wanted to make that point.
|
G'hesh Nhot | so did i
|
Drufle (GM) | Anyway, top of the round.
Back to Rochelle.
G'hesh Nhot hates magic
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "You guys don't talk much I noticed"
|
Drufle (GM) | I almost feel like I should make this stuff difficult terrain with the giant pile of corpses we're going to be making.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | so do I murder the guy to my left?
|
Steven Q. | do it
|
Rochelle Gwerm | or go after the cultists?
|
G'hesh Nhot | kill the magic
|
Rochelle Gwerm | killing magic is pretty important
|
G'hesh Nhot | I kill humans
me no will
|
Rochelle Gwerm | 5-foot step
|
Steven Q. | so what are we doing downstairs? waiting for the queue to move?
|
Drufle (GM) | Aerlin's been taking pot shots.
Rochelle Gwerm takes a step and performs a spinning strike into the south cultist
|
Steven Q. | cool
|
Drufle (GM) | Red threw an eagle upstairs.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | POWER ATTACK
|
Aerlin | Technically the tieflings are right in front of Red there.
|
Steven Q. | oh
Rochelle Gwerm:
Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub, Cold Iron
Attack 14 vs AC
Damage 23
Type: B
|
Weapon Notes | A large greatclub made of stone.
|
Steven Q. | I thought they were on the landing
|
Rochelle Gwerm | that is unfortunate
|
G'hesh Nhot | woops
too much spinning
|
Aerlin | So we can see and attack those ones at least.
|
Drufle (GM) | It's, what, -2 to hit?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | that's a piece of mortar mission
yeah
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah, that's a miss.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | missing
|
Steven Q. | a large cold iron greatclub made of cold iron stone
G'hesh Nhot ducks
|
Drufle (GM) | The perils of power attack, as always.
The cultists are pretty freaked out regardless.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I don't know why the name is acting the way it does
"Sorry, I tried to be fancy"
|
Drufle (GM) | Navaya, your turn.
|
Steven Q. | augh ok
|
Drufle (GM) | Also it occurs to me that technically the leftmost cultist is actually on the same square as Red.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "You guys don't deserve that luxury"
|
Steven Q. | SPLINCH
|
G'hesh Nhot | he face planted so I could work
|
Drufle (GM) | We'll just pretend there's an extra square there.
That too, yeah.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | face planted right at red's feet
GOLURK
the whole gangs here
|
Drufle (GM) | Wow, all the friends are here.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | fire up the mystery machine!
we got demons to fight
|
G'hesh Nhot | YAY
|
Drufle (GM) | Navaya, you can try to fly up a bit to get LoS on those tieflings if you want.
|
Aerlin | The first one is very weak.
|
Steven Q. | I'm gonna fortune Red
|
Drufle (GM) | Hell, you can probably fly over them if you feel like it.
Oh, ok.
Gotcha.
Well, it's the bad guys' turns now.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | more magic I assume
|
Drufle (GM) | This guy's gonna tentatively stand up.
I guess provoking an AoO from Red.
|
G'hesh Nhot | "I FUCKING HATE MAGIC"
Golurk:
default Red Redford : Cold iron morningstar
Attack 14 vs AC
Damage 3
Type: B and P
|
Aerlin | "It's not all bad!"
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "That is probably the most coherent sentence I've heard from you"
"Also rude"
|
Drufle (GM) | That's actually a miss, good thing you have fortune, huh.
|
Steven Q. | "well gee, remind me not to invite you to the annual irrisen magic social!"
Golurk:
default Red Redford : Cold iron morningstar
Attack 23 vs AC
Damage 5
Type: B and P
|
Drufle (GM) | (mopp impersonate navaya)
There we go.
|
Navaya | whopps
|
Rochelle Gwerm | Golurk impersonate red too
|
Navaya | sorry!
|
G'hesh Nhot | "bar lesson "
|
Drufle (GM) | Poor tiefling tries to stand up and Red just smashes him back into the ground.
|
Red Redford | Its a me
|
Rochelle Gwerm | a god damn morningstar
smack
|
Drufle (GM) | This tiefling's gonna shoot at Aerlin so we can make use of this delightful protection spell.
|
Navaya | they've changed the font of the sheets
|
Rochelle Gwerm | is he in range of the eagle?
|
Navaya | it's messing up the macros I bet
|
Rochelle Gwerm | doesn't that provoke AoO?
because ranged attack?
|
Drufle (GM) | Does that actually provoke aoos, I can never remember...
|
Rochelle Gwerm | uhhh
|
Drufle (GM) | I know ranged spell attacks do.
|
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Red Redford | https://tinyurl.com/ycmo8qc7
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|
Navaya | um
|
Red Redford | https://tinyurl.com/ycmo8qc7
|
Drufle (GM) | Uhhhh.
|
G'hesh Nhot | your sending that alot
|
Rochelle Gwerm | Red please
calm down
|
Drufle (GM) | Ok, the eagle does get an AoO.
Lemme run that.
rolling d20+3
(
7
)+3
= 10
Nope.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | Attack (ranged) Yes
|
Drufle (GM) | Crossbow bolt at Aerlin!
|
Rochelle Gwerm | yeah they do provoke
|
Aerlin | Aerlin holds her hand upto the incoming bolt.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | wow this is complicated
|
Drufle (GM) | Oops, I gm'd that roll.
That was a 14.
|
Aerlin | That's a hit...
|
Rochelle Gwerm | the protection, it did nothing...
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d8(
1
)
= 1
|
Aerlin | Wait for it.
|
Drufle (GM) | Rats.
|
Aerlin | 0 damage.
|
Navaya | aerlin's hand is... not wrecked
|
Drufle (GM) | The tiefling is very confused.
|
Aerlin | The bolt shatters as it strikes the shield.
|
Drufle (GM) | Leftmost boy is gonna shoot at Rochelle.
rolling d20+5
(
20
)+5
= 25
|
Rochelle Gwerm | fuck
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+5(
2
)+5
= 7
Nice one pal.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | no crits for you
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d8(
3
)
= 3
There's 3 for you.
|
G'hesh Nhot | ive got your back
|
Rochelle Gwerm | you can't crit a rock
its not possible
|
Drufle (GM) | This other tiefling stabs Rochelle.
rolling d20+6
(
11
)+6
= 17
|
Rochelle Gwerm | nah
|
Red Redford | this is a very tight spot to fight in huh
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "What are you doing, trying to stab a rock?"
|
Drufle (GM) | Little claustrophobic.
|
Navaya | god yeah
|
Drufle (GM) | Alright, cultist time.
|
Aerlin | Navi could fly up and into the room.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | time to roll 4 will saves
oh boy
|
G'hesh Nhot | noooooooo
|
Aerlin | Of course, its full of enemies.
|
Navaya | not on your life
|
Drufle (GM) | Alright, uh.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | how many will saves?
|
Red Redford | brb
|
Drufle (GM) | Two for both Rochelle and Nhot, and also the eagle.
|
G'hesh Nhot | ......
Rochelle Gwerm:
Rochelle Gwerm : Willpower
|
Save: 9
Rochelle Gwerm : Willpower
|
| Save: 7
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+2(
11
)+2
= 13
rolling d20+2
(
8
)+2
= 10
|
Rochelle Gwerm | sigh
|
Aerlin | Oh boy.
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+4(
5
)+4
= 9
|
Rochelle Gwerm | what nonsense happens?
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+4(
10
)+4
= 14
ooh
|
Drufle (GM) | Alright, Rochelle fails both, Nhot and the eagle fail one.
rolling 2d6
(
6
+
3
)
= 9
9 damage for Rochelle.
6 for Nhot and the eagle.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I expected far worse
what was that?
|
Drufle (GM) | This was just some channel negative energy.
Does not provoke aoos.
|
G'hesh Nhot | atleast I'm still standing and in the room
|
Drufle (GM) | Already checked.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | wow it doesn't?
well shit
|
Drufle (GM) | Nope.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | that's kinda dumb but okay
I'll just smash them
|
Drufle (GM) | One cultist is going to try and stab Rochelle.
With a, uh...
Scythe? Yeah, scythe.
|
Navaya | tricky
|
Drufle (GM) | Not really a stab I guess.
|
Red Redford | back
|
Aerlin | More of a slash.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | you don't stab with farmer's scythes
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+6(
8
)+6
= 14
Nope.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | you need a proper war scythe
|
Drufle (GM) | I have no idea what back lady is gonna do because she has no real line of sight to do anything.
Uhhhhh.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | panic?
|
Drufle (GM) | God.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | just wait for the inevitable?
|
Navaya | if one of y'all can deal with the stairs lad I'll gladly flit up there
|
Drufle (GM) | You know, this makes no sense meta-wise but the cultist doesn't know this.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I have no idea what her options are
|
Drufle (GM) | She's gonna cast protection from good on one of the forward cultists.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | ahahahahah
|
Drufle (GM) | Which I guess can save her from the eagle.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | can I try to identify the spell?
more importantly do I notice the spell?
|
Drufle (GM) | Probably not.
|
Aerlin | Probably a spellcraft check.
|
Navaya | you ruined my plan yet again drufle
|
Drufle (GM) | She's in the back.
Rochelle Gwerm:
Rochelle Gwerm : Spellcraft
Check 20
|
Navaya | AUGH
|
Red Redford | nice
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I can try
Spellcraft Spellcraft
|
Aerlin | I did cast Protection from Evil on you before
|
Drufle (GM) | Seems like somebody's trying to save themselves from legitimately good people.
|
Aerlin | Maybe that's how you spot it.
|
Drufle (GM) | Next, finally, is Aerlin.
Rochelle Gwerm chuckles to herself
|
Aerlin | Hmm...
I do want up there.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | clear the stairs lad out
|
Drufle (GM) | Quick, sprint outside and levitate back into the bird room.
|
Aerlin | Or...
I could chug this Spider Climb potion.
|
G'hesh Nhot | shoot it
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh geez.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | he's in the way isn't he?
|
Drufle (GM) | (drinking potions is a move action)
|
Aerlin | I'm gonna chug it.
|
Drufle (GM) | Gotcha.
|
Aerlin | Then...
Can I climb up to the next level without provoking AoO
|
Drufle (GM) | You're gonna get it from the one next to the eagle.
Not the other leftmost one though.
|
Aerlin | Thought as much.
|
Drufle (GM) | He isn't aware of your presence.
|
Aerlin | Guess I'll have to shoot at him.
Red's in the way though.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | shoot around him?
|
Red Redford | i dodge
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah, you can shoot through Red.
|
Navaya | tell him to duck
|
Aerlin | -4 to attack?
|
Drufle (GM) | Especially with the slight elevation difference.
Yep.
Ally next to the tiefling.
|
Aerlin | Let's go for it anyway.
|
G'hesh Nhot | bend the shot by removing a fletch
|
Aerlin | I missed.
|
Drufle (GM) | I'll take your word for it.
|
Aerlin | It was a 3...
|
Drufle (GM) | Yikes.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | ooof
|
Aerlin | At least it wasn't a 1...
|
Drufle (GM) | Well then, uh, Red.
You have an eagle up there.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | eagle should probably clear the way first
they arn't going to get upstairs with Stairs Lad there
|
Red Redford | aw, just one?
|
G'hesh Nhot | and I need to move
|
Drufle (GM) | I'm sorry.
|
Red Redford | can i make a full attack with the eagl
|
Drufle (GM) | My d3 skills are terrible.
|
Red Redford | e
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah.
|
Red Redford | 121915
|
Drufle (GM) | Middle one's a hit.
|
Navaya | fuck, these guys have 15 ac?
|
Red Redford | 3
|
Drufle (GM) | 16, actually.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | well that killed him
|
Drufle (GM) | Considering they're CR 1/2, they're quite tough.
|
Navaya | at least that did it
|
Drufle (GM) | And what does Red himself wish to do?
|
Red Redford | sometimes i forget that dead people dont just disappear
|
Aerlin | They're all tumbling down the stairs now.
Pfooof.
|
Red Redford | i walk over the unconscious dude
into the other map
|
Drufle (GM) | I mean yeah they're there, but it's kinda hard to have all the pogs on the map.
By the way, there's a hole in the bannister in front of the eagle.
You can walk right through that if you want.
|
G'hesh Nhot | that spot is mine
|
Red Redford | ok
can i cast a spell from this spot
|
Drufle (GM) | On who?
|
Red Redford | everyone.
|
Aerlin | Nice
|
Navaya | SELFDESTRUCT
|
Rochelle Gwerm | uhhhh
|
Drufle (GM) | Not on the leftmost tiefling or the two rightmost cultists.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | what is this and will it hit me?
|
G'hesh Nhot | bless?
|
Drufle (GM) | Everyone else you can reasonably target.
|
Red Redford | maybe i should scoot a bit more
default Red Redford : Blistering Invective
|
| Spell Level: Inquisitor, 2
|
| School: Evocation [fire, language-dependent]
|
| Components: V, S
|
| Range: Personal
|
| Effects/Target: 30-ft. radius
|
| Duration: Instantaneous
|
Save: Reflex partial, see text DC: 17
Rolls
Caster Level Check =19
You unleash an insulting tirade so vicious and spiteful that enemies who hear it are physically scorched by your fury. When you cast this spell, make an Intimidate check to demoralize each enemy within 30 feet of you. Enemies that are demoralized this way take 1d10 points of fire damage and must succeed at a Reflex save or catch fire. Spell resistance can negate the fire damage caused by this spell, but does not protect the creature from the demoralizing effect.
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh geez.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | well then
Red Redford:
default Red Redford : Influence
Check 14
aw damn
|
Drufle (GM) | DC is what, CR+10?
10+wis+HD.
|
Aerlin | Yeah.
|
Drufle (GM) | So that's a miss on all the cultists and a hit on the two tieflings.
Roll your d10.
|
Red Redford | i give a cool speech full of swear words
4
|
Drufle (GM) | No damage on the tieflings.
Navaya grabs her ears
|
Navaya | "language!"
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "Where in the world did you learn to talk like that?"
|
Navaya | do they not do the reflex?
|
Drufle (GM) | And I suppose I can give them their reflex saves.
|
G'hesh Nhot | "me can swear like trooper"
|
Red Redford | "Well that didn't work out like I hoped."
|
Aerlin | They're shaken for 1 round too.
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+5(
5
)+5
= 10
rolling d20+5
(
1
)+5
= 6
|
Aerlin | -2 to attack rolls.
|
Drufle (GM) | Very fails.
So they're both on fire.
|
Navaya | but not hurt by it...
|
Drufle (GM) | If I roll a 6 on their damage, they'll take 1.
|
Navaya | I love that image though
|
Drufle (GM) | But yeah they have -2 on rolls because they are still scared by Red.
|
Navaya | red rises with magic swearwords and they explode
|
Drufle (GM) | After Red is Nhot.
|
Navaya | but they just stand there
unimpressed
|
G'hesh Nhot | 5 thigy step
|
Drufle (GM) | Well they're terrified, but not because they're on fire.
|
Red Redford | oh also, i inserted some abyssal in there
the worst language
|
Drufle (GM) | How scandalous.
G'hesh Nhot unleashed her tirade of her 1 swear word
|
Aerlin | "Oh my."
|
Drufle (GM) | (i just realized i never gave leftmost tiefling a turn this round oh well)
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+13(
19
)+13
= 32
|
Drufle (GM) | Sigh, roll to confirm.
|
Red Redford | wow!
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+13(
7
)+13
= 20
|
Drufle (GM) | Yep.
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+9(
8
)+9
= 17
tail
|
Drufle (GM) | You don't need the tail attack!
|
G'hesh Nhot | still....
|
Rochelle Gwerm | its for good measure
and showing off
|
Navaya | it's already deaaaddd
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 2d8+16(
7
+
6
)+16
= 29
|
Drufle (GM) | Roll double your sword damage and then also your tail damage.
Yeah.
That alone triples his max hp, but go with the tail anyway.
|
G'hesh Nhot | its ok
|
Navaya | why must you obliterate everyone you fight
|
G'hesh Nhot | I just wanted the flair
|
Drufle (GM) | I'll even give you a free demoralize check with that one.
Against the other tiefling.
|
G'hesh Nhot | oooh
intimidate?
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah.
|
Navaya | there's just a red mist there
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+8(
7
)+8
= 15
|
Rochelle Gwerm | sliced into 4 pieces
|
Drufle (GM) | The other tiefling was shaken and now he is frightened.
His weapons just clang against the floor as he stands, shuddering.
|
Red Redford | damn right he is
|
Navaya | this poor asshole
|
Rochelle Gwerm | he is not pleased by this
|
Drufle (GM) | Top of the round!
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I almost feel bad for him
|
Drufle (GM) | Back to Rochelle.
|
Navaya | hello?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | BLOODRAAAAAGE
G'hesh Nhot drops another F bomb in his direction
|
Rochelle Gwerm | POWER ATTACK
|
Navaya | knock knock when's my turn
|
Drufle (GM) | You already had it.
Rochelle Gwerm smirks as she gains three glowing ruby eyes.
|
Drufle (GM) | You used fortune on Red.
|
Navaya | no I didn't
that was last turn
|
Rochelle Gwerm | hitting the Protected cultist
Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub, Cold Iron
Attack 16 vs AC
Damage 19
Type: B
|
Weapon Notes | A large greatclub made of stone.
|
Drufle (GM) | Was it...
|
Navaya | roch moved already between then and now, didn't she?
|
G'hesh Nhot | its been a long turn 2
|
Rochelle Gwerm | dammit
|
Aerlin | Let's see if we can't spare that frightened one.
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah, it's only been two rounds.
This is round 3.
|
G'hesh Nhot | you wasn't here for turn 1
|
Navaya | oh alrught
|
Rochelle Gwerm | +6 damage, if that even hit
|
Drufle (GM) | It just did.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | okay then
|
Drufle (GM) | And it just, just barely killed her.
Which one?
|
G'hesh Nhot | flanking aswell
|
Rochelle Gwerm | the one on my right
that was protected
|
Drufle (GM) | Yep.
The cultist behind her looks very confused.
Rochelle Gwerm crushes the cultist against the wall with a powerful swing of her cold, unfeeling greatclub
|
Drufle (GM) | Navaya, now it is your turn.
Rochelle Gwerm glares at the confused looking cultist with a monstrous grin
|
Drufle (GM) | Navaya, you can pretty safely fly up the stairs now.
They've been largely cleared.
|
Navaya | there
|
G'hesh Nhot | and sword guy pissed himself
|
Navaya | how're the fighters faring healthwise
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I don't think sword guy will actually attack anymore
|
Drufle (GM) | They got dinked a bit by magic.
|
G'hesh Nhot | 1 scratch
|
Rochelle Gwerm | 36/54 right now
Rage is boosting that
|
Navaya | ok you're thirsty for health
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I'm perfectly fine for now
|
Drufle (GM) | Sword guy can't attack at all because his sword is on the ground.
|
G'hesh Nhot | 28/34
|
Aerlin | I can heal them afterwards, if you prefer.
|
Navaya | maybe after the fight
ok
|
Aerlin | Might need your heal later.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | the cultists are really the only threat here
and not by much either
|
Aerlin | Could that frightened one be bound somehow, so we can get some info out of him?
|
Red Redford | oh btw whose cultists are these
baphomet?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | you have a rope
|
Drufle (GM) | Make a religion check!
|
Red Redford | oh right
|
Aerlin | He'll attack if we corner him though.
Red Redford:
default Red Redford : Religion
Check 23
+4 Kn. religion, +2 Kn. of demigods
|
Aerlin | I mean I can just sleep him.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | he dropped his weapon there isn't much he can do
|
Navaya | augh I don't have anything to dooooo
|
Drufle (GM) | They're cultists of Deskari, you can tell by some of their green-tinted clothes and the scythes they wield.
|
Red Redford | oh dango
|
Aerlin | You can curse enemies or something, right?
|
Navaya | I kinda want to sleep the frightened guy but I can only do that with pixie dust
applied to my weapon
|
Rochelle Gwerm | he's unarmed
|
Navaya | which won't get through his armor at all
|
Red Redford | thats a hard task
|
Rochelle Gwerm | oh right
|
Red Redford | hexes?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | armor
|
Navaya | blowdarts, natch
|
G'hesh Nhot | they have armour on?
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah.
|
G'hesh Nhot | oh
didn't notice
|
Rochelle Gwerm | they have a lot of AC for a CR 1/2 creature
|
Red Redford | do you have ear piercing scream
|
Navaya | I'm not wasting it here when the melee's are doing so well
|
Rochelle Gwerm | cast more buffs?
|
Navaya | guidance on red's eagle maybe?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I'm not sure how much we should save for the boss
Navaya:
Navaya : Guidance
|
| Spell Level: Witch (Winter Witch), 0
|
| School: Divination
|
| Components: V, S
|
| Range: Touch
|
| Effects/Target: Creature touched
|
| Duration: 1 minute or until discharged
|
Spell Resistance: Yes
Rolls
Caster Level Check =13
|
Original spell level:Cleric 0, Druid 0
This spell imbues the subject with a touch of divine guidance. The creature gets a +1 competence bonus on a single attack roll, saving throw, or skill check. It must choose to use the bonus before making the roll to which it applies.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | the two-name macros strike again
|
G'hesh Nhot | save the scream for the boss
|
Rochelle Gwerm | its spreading
|
Drufle (GM) | Better than nothing, save the eagle!
Right, uh...
Cultists.
|
Navaya | "Daha! tell this eagle what to do!"
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "IS THERE A PROBLEM??"
|
Drufle (GM) | So first, Red/Rochelle/Nhot roll 3 will saves.
The eagle too, I suppose.
Rochelle Gwerm:
Rochelle Gwerm : Willpower
|
Save: 21
Rochelle Gwerm : Willpower
|
Save: 13
Rochelle Gwerm : Willpower
|
| Save: 13
|
G'hesh Nhot | what
Red Redford:
default Red Redford : Willpower
|
Save: 12
default Red Redford : Willpower
|
Save: 25
default Red Redford : Willpower
|
| Save: 25
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+1(
20
)+1
= 21
rolling 1d20+1
(
13
)+1
= 14
rolling 1d20+1
(
18
)+1
= 19
|
Drufle (GM) | Well, that went substantially better than last time.
|
G'hesh Nhot | I got I full crit
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling 2d6(
1
+
5
)
= 6
6 damage for Rochelle.
|
G'hesh Nhot | GHEH FOUND WILL POWER
GHESH
|
Aerlin | Gheh.
|
Drufle (GM) | And then, the two westmost doors burst open.
|
Red Redford | geh
|
G'hesh Nhot | MINE
|
Red Redford | oh boy
what are thooose
|
G'hesh Nhot | Demon?
|
Red Redford | what do i roll
|
Drufle (GM) | The tiefling is, like, 47 kinds of scared.
|
Navaya | "What the hell is that?!"
|
Drufle (GM) | He leaps over the bannister.
|
Navaya | "hey!"
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+5(
7
)+5
= 12
And falls on his face.
|
Navaya | do I get an AOE?
|
Drufle (GM) | AoO, but yes.
|
G'hesh Nhot | and red
|
Rochelle Gwerm | well, Aerlin can grab him now
|
Drufle (GM) | And red, and the eagle.
|
Navaya | i wish I got an AOE
|
Drufle (GM) | If you want to take it.
|
G'hesh Nhot | and me
|
Navaya | dogpiile
|
Rochelle Gwerm | go non-lethal if you can
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh, Nhot too, yeah.
Red Redford:
default Red Redford : Cold iron morningstar
Attack 23 vs AC
Damage 4
Type: B and P
|
Rochelle Gwerm | not that he'd know anything important
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+13(
19
)+13
= 32
|
Navaya | he's not worth saving he's a cultist
|
Drufle (GM) | Hit, wow, roll to confirm.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | okay he is very dead
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+13(
4
)+13
= 17
|
Red Redford | 43
|
Drufle (GM) | Roll double sword damage.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | interogation is not our main concern anyways
|
Aerlin | Maybe his fear of us will redeem hiim.
|
Red Redford | that poor eagle rolled double 1s
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 2d8+16(
4
+
8
)+16
= 28
|
Navaya | too late he's a pile of cocktail chunks now
|
G'hesh Nhot | sliced in midair
|
Drufle (GM) | No redemption for him, he is a neatly-sorted pile of viscera now.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | yikes
again, I really feel bad for him
we're supposed to redeem people, right?
|
Drufle (GM) | So, these guys are going to continue their turns.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | that's what good people do?
Navaya is covered in tief blood and is not enjoying it
|
Drufle (GM) | Since they didn't really get to do so.
|
G'hesh Nhot | yes
|
Rochelle Gwerm | so what are these?
Red Redford:
default Red Redford : Religion
Check 11
+4 Kn. religion, +2 Kn. of demigods
|
G'hesh Nhot | Bonus?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | that goat guy's kinda neat looking
Navaya:
|
Navaya | Religion
Check22
Skill is untrained
WHAT
i though
|
G'hesh Nhot | nice
|
Navaya | class skill
|
Rochelle Gwerm | you lack sufficient training
|
Navaya | wh...
|
Rochelle Gwerm | read more books
|
Drufle (GM) | Being a class skill doesn't make it trained.
You have to have ranks in it.
|
Red Redford | you have to put a skill point in it
yeah
|
Navaya | ohh
and I have not!
|
G'hesh Nhot | but 22
|
Navaya | oh well!!!
|
Drufle (GM) | Red knows these guys.
|
Navaya | "those are... uhhh..."
|
Aerlin | I'll roll too.
Oh wait.
|
Drufle (GM) | 15 is good enough.
|
Aerlin | I'm not there.
|
Drufle (GM) | The goat guys are Schirs, also known as spite demons.
They are filthy monsters.
|
G'hesh Nhot | yes
|
Red Redford | demons...
|
G'hesh Nhot | BONUS TIME
|
Rochelle Gwerm | full blooded demons
|
Drufle (GM) | (im trying to figure out his rolls)
|
Rochelle Gwerm | we got the gear now
|
Drufle (GM) | (one sec)
rolling d20+12
(
2
)+12
= 14
|
Aerlin | Hurry up, I want to climb walls like Spider-Man.
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh, come on.
|
Aerlin | I'm very much eager to do that.
|
Drufle (GM) | No charge for first boy.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | there is nothing you can do about the dragon lady
|
Drufle (GM) | I'm gonna charge me a pixie though.
|
Navaya | bad touch...
|
Rochelle Gwerm | so these CR 1...CR 2?
|
Drufle (GM) | CR 4.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | huh
|
Aerlin | Remember the barrier there.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | quite a few of them
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+12(
7
)+12
= 19
rolling 3d6+4
(
4
+
4
+
6
)+4
= 18
18 damage for Navaya.
|
G'hesh Nhot | there is an air gap called a sharp drop
|
Red Redford | oh dango
|
Navaya | whoops
|
Rochelle Gwerm | oh that's an issue
|
G'hesh Nhot | fly away
|
Navaya | I have
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I am going to need to avoid getting hit by those guys
|
Navaya | 4 whole HP left
assuming I didn't heal since last
|
Drufle (GM) | The other thing flies among the demons.
|
Navaya | if not then I am DEAD
|
Drufle (GM) | You healed.
|
Navaya | ok
|
Rochelle Gwerm | you should have healed
|
G'hesh Nhot | you healed
aoo
|
Red Redford | what is THAT
|
Rochelle Gwerm | what in the world is that?
Navaya is knocked out the air and downstairs
|
Drufle (GM) | Hello, dragon friend lady.
|
G'hesh Nhot | AOO
Red Redford:
default Red Redford : Religion
Check 20
+4 Kn. religion, +2 Kn. of demigods
|
Drufle (GM) | No aoo, he didn't leave your territory!
|
Navaya | "ahh!!"
|
Rochelle Gwerm | so what is it?
Daha aṭē squeaks in pain
|
Drufle (GM) | Well, religion doesn't actually get you anything.
It isn't a demon.
|
G'hesh Nhot | he entered through mine to get there so I should
|
Rochelle Gwerm | oh wait I can't make Spellcraft checks
|
Drufle (GM) | Nope, AoO's are only if someone leaves your threatened area.
|
Red Redford | is it a magical beast
|
Rochelle Gwerm | Nhot you only get AoOs when they leave
|
Aerlin | "Navaya! Daha..!"
|
Drufle (GM) | It is, in fact, a magical beast.
|
G'hesh Nhot | argh
|
Rochelle Gwerm | you want me to help with it or keep focusing on the cultists?
|
G'hesh Nhot | demon or magic
|
Red Redford | "It's getting a little crowded, again."
|
Drufle (GM) | Can I make my attack now?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I mean
if you want
|
G'hesh Nhot | fucking hate magic
|
Rochelle Gwerm | you don't have to
Red Redford:
default Red Redford : Spellcraft
Check 8
|
Drufle (GM) | Now, first off I want the three of you upstairs to make perception rolls.
G'hesh Nhot tries to replicate all those previous curse words
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+13(
8
)+13
= 21
Red Redford:
default Red Redford : Perception
Check 20
Rochelle Gwerm:
Rochelle Gwerm : Perception
Check 9
|
Drufle (GM) | Man, didn't even hit the dragon.
|
Steven Q. | it's like a gryphon crossed with a jackalope
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+1(
9
)+1
= 10
|
Rochelle Gwerm | this is why we have red on the team
|
Drufle (GM) | As the thing flew over the Schir, Red notices its shadow looked suspiciously like Nhot's.
|
G'hesh Nhot | nope
|
Rochelle Gwerm | uh oh
|
G'hesh Nhot | mum?
|
Drufle (GM) | End evil turn, Aerlin!
|
Rochelle Gwerm | this is a magic beast
|
Red Redford | well its not a shadow demon im sure of that
|
Rochelle Gwerm | that is a very bad sign
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh geez no, shadow demons come way later.
|
G'hesh Nhot | which one just missed me?
|
Aerlin | Gonna stick to the wall and get over to Navi.
|
Drufle (GM) | The weird jackalope thing.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | the magic beast just mmissed
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah, that.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | get up out of their reach
|
G'hesh Nhot | ok, i8 think that decided my target
|
Aerlin | I'm gonna heal you I think
|
G'hesh Nhot | I don't want that to hit me
|
Drufle (GM) | Heal away, Aerlin.
|
Red Redford | "I don't know what that is, but it seems to have shadow powers?!"
|
Aerlin | I'll use my Wand of Cure Moderate.
|
Drufle (GM) | Gotcha.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | Cure Moderation
|
Drufle (GM) | Roll 2d8+4.
|
Aerlin | rolling 2d8+4(
4
+
1
)+4
= 9
|
Red Redford | oof
|
Drufle (GM) | Better than nothing, I suppose.
Red, you're next.
You and your magic eagle.
|
Navaya | "augh..."
|
Drufle (GM) | Things have gone from a clean sweep to rather frightening.
|
Red Redford | ok uh, time for something new
|
G'hesh Nhot | yes
|
Red Redford | im gonna summon a small earth elemental
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I'm not really feeling frightened right now really
|
G'hesh Nhot | i am
|
Rochelle Gwerm | bloodrage might have something to do with that though
|
G'hesh Nhot | it nearly got my ac with a smallish roll
|
Rochelle Gwerm | it will definitely hit me then
I can't give you my earthen shield, unfortunately
its a Personal range spell only
|
G'hesh Nhot | keep it, you need it
|
Drufle (GM) | (trying to find a good pog one sec)
|
Rochelle Gwerm | and everything is too cramped to use Enlarge Person
|
Red Redford | found a pog yet drufle
|
Aerlin | rock
|
Red Redford | oh ok
|
Rochelle Gwerm | you could just put a rock
|
Red Redford | the rock
|
Rochelle Gwerm | huh
|
G'hesh Nhot | big rock
|
Drufle (GM) | I think that's as good as we're gonna get.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | we were not well prepared for this
|
Drufle (GM) | Where do you want to put this?
|
G'hesh Nhot | maybe
|
Red Redford | i also use my move action to scoot a bit
|
Drufle (GM) | Should I put him flanking with Nhot?
|
Red Redford | there?
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah.
He's being flanked too.
|
Red Redford | which one is nhot attacking anyway
|
Drufle (GM) | She's going after the jackalope.
|
Red Redford | oh then
here
|
Drufle (GM) | Right, attack away.
|
Red Redford | "Can you handle all those cultists, Roche?"
uno momento im gonna figure out my rolls...
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "HAH! THEY'RE LIKE MICE"
bloodrage, not really thinking
|
Drufle (GM) | Single slam, +8 to hit.
d6+6 damage.
|
Red Redford | 269
that jackalope
|
Drufle (GM) | Right, 9 damage, I think.
I assume earth elementals count as magical for DR purposes?
|
Red Redford | probably
|
Rochelle Gwerm | they're pretty magical
|
Red Redford | oh wait
earth elementals get power attack...
|
Drufle (GM) | They actually do, huh.
Anyway, after Red is Nhot.
|
Red Redford | ok
|
G'hesh Nhot | do i get bonus
|
Drufle (GM) | Against the jackalope?
|
G'hesh Nhot | yes
|
Drufle (GM) | No, he isn't a demon.
|
G'hesh Nhot | damn
|
Drufle (GM) | Or any kind of evil outsider for that matter.
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+13(
19
)+13
= 32
|
Rochelle Gwerm | crits away
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+13(
10
)+13
= 23
rolling 1d20+9
(
7
)+9
= 16
|
Drufle (GM) | Yep that is indeed a crit on the jackalope.
That's a miss though.
|
G'hesh Nhot | tail?
|
Drufle (GM) | Tail is a miss so just the double sword damage.
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 2d8+12(
2
+
2
)+12
= 16
wtf
|
Drufle (GM) | Wow.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | a bad time for your luck to run out
|
Drufle (GM) | Well, he's doing pretty fine.
Top of the round then, back to Rochelle.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I'll keep chipping away at these cultists
|
G'hesh Nhot | i went single, i need armour still
|
Rochelle Gwerm | rolling 1d1(
1
)
= 1
excellent
|
Aerlin | Well done.
|
G'hesh Nhot | nice
|
Red Redford | max roll
|
Rochelle Gwerm | POWER ATTACK, SOUTH CULTIST
|
Drufle (GM) | I like how it counts it as a crit fail, though.
Red instead of green.
Rochelle Gwerm:
Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub, Cold Iron
Attack 29 vs AC
Damage 26
Type: B
|
Weapon Notes | A large greatclub made of stone.
+6 damage
|
G'hesh Nhot | boom
|
Navaya | ooff
|
Red Redford | "Who what, who called out my name"
|
Rochelle Gwerm | rolling 1d6(
2
)
= 2
|
Drufle (GM) | Cultist is now missing.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | 2 acid damage
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh, right.
|
Red Redford | their face melts too
|
Drufle (GM) | If you ever need it, these cultists don't actually resist acid.
I feel like you won't need it, though.
|
G'hesh Nhot | pile of goo on the floor
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I just remembered
|
Drufle (GM) | Navaya's next.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I still have a move action left
I won't use it though
|
Drufle (GM) | I assumed as much.
|
G'hesh Nhot | oh did i not get bonus damage for the flanking
|
Navaya | I'd like to say I'm still convalescing but I kinda need to be up here
|
Red Redford | you should move to the right so i can scoot into position
|
Navaya | or are you fine?
|
Drufle (GM) | Flanking doesn't give bonus damage.
Just a bonus to hit.
|
G'hesh Nhot | oh
|
Red Redford | so the others can climb up finally
|
G'hesh Nhot | i sould hve used the bonus for my tail
|
Drufle (GM) | You're not flanking any enemy anyway.
|
G'hesh Nhot | there re 3 of us in a line
|
Drufle (GM) | You have to be on opposite sides of the monster to be flanking.
|
G'hesh Nhot | damn
|
Red Redford | i assume it works like, they cant see both attackers?
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah.
|
Red Redford | k
|
Drufle (GM) | Hence why monsters with all-around vision ignore flanking.
Navaya, you thinking?
|
Navaya | i have a lot to think about
is the beast hovering?
|
Red Redford | your life story
|
G'hesh Nhot | brb
|
Drufle (GM) | None of the enemies are hovering, no.
|
Navaya | it can fly, though?
|
Drufle (GM) | It can.
|
Navaya | ok
for now I think I'll stay down here and chug a heal
|
Drufle (GM) | Gotcha.
Enemy turn, then.
Also I forgot a thing with the schirs last turn, but by mercy I'll let it go.
First off, jackalope swings at Nhot.
|
G'hesh Nhot | back
|
Navaya | rolling 1d8+3(
6
)+3
= 9
|
Drufle (GM) | And it can full attack now that it isn't moving.
|
Red Redford | right on time
|
G'hesh Nhot | miss
|
Rochelle Gwerm | that wasn't an attack roll nhot
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+11(
13
)+11
= 24
rolling d20+6
(
20
)+6
= 26
|
Rochelle Gwerm | that was Navaya drinking a potion
|
Red Redford | lmao
|
Drufle (GM) | Hoo boy.
|
G'hesh Nhot | hit
|
Red Redford | potion. missed
|
Drufle (GM) | One hit, one crit threat.
rolling d20+6
(
6
)+6
= 12
No confirm.
|
Red Redford | phew
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling 2d6+3+d4+1(
1
+
1
)+3+(
4
)+1
= 10
10 damage.
|
G'hesh Nhot | so 1 hit
Navaya heals back up to full
|
Rochelle Gwerm | well that wasn't so bad
|
Red Redford | that double 1
and max 1d4
|
G'hesh Nhot | 18 hp left
|
Drufle (GM) | Now for right schir, who I think will go after the elemental to make room.
|
Navaya | this beast isn't the boss is it
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+10(
4
)+10
= 14
rolling d20+3
(
9
)+3
= 12
What? No.
Not even remotely.
|
Navaya | for fuck's sake
|
Red Redford | 17 AC baby
|
Drufle (GM) | These guys aren't even the midboss.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | yay earth elementals
|
Drufle (GM) | Schir misses, then.
Left schir tries the same, then.
|
Navaya | I want to see someone else play this game
because this seems unreasonable
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+10(
1
)+10
= 11
rolling d20+3
(
11
)+3
= 14
Come on!
|
G'hesh Nhot | nope, this is about normal lol
|
Rochelle Gwerm | none shall hit the elemental
|
Red Redford | cant touch this
|
G'hesh Nhot | 2 tanks = bigger monsters
|
Drufle (GM) | The left schir, in a fit of anger, apparently just sits down to think about his life.
|
G'hesh Nhot | lmao
|
Rochelle Gwerm | good for him
|
Red Redford | LMAO
|
Drufle (GM) | Or passes out or something it's hard to tell from here.
|
Red Redford | can i shoot the schir on my turn
|
Drufle (GM) | Anyway, cultist turns, for what those are worth.
|
Navaya | he headbutt the stone man and KO'd himself
|
G'hesh Nhot | 1 sould mean he hits himself
|
Drufle (GM) | Yes.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | are they running out of channel energy?
|
Drufle (GM) | Nhot/Red/Rochelle, roll two will saves.
|
G'hesh Nhot | wtf
|
Navaya | nah
Rochelle Gwerm:
Rochelle Gwerm : Willpower
|
Save: 14
Rochelle Gwerm : Willpower
|
| Save: 18
|
Drufle (GM) | Last one, I think...
Red Redford:
default Red Redford : Willpower
|
| Save: 26
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+1(
8
)+1
= 9
rolling 1d20+1
(
13
)+1
= 14
Red Redford:
default Red Redford : Willpower
|
| Save: 19
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh, no, one more.
|
G'hesh Nhot | its going to kill me
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d6(
2
)
= 2
2 damage for Nhot.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | Rochelle has become used to this nonsense
Red Redford:
default Red Redford : Willpower
|
| Save: 22
|
Drufle (GM) | Enemy turn is over, so...
|
Red Redford | indomitable will
|
Drufle (GM) | Aerlin!
|
G'hesh Nhot | 16 hp
|
Red Redford | get up here friendo
|
Navaya | I'm full up now Aer
|
Aerlin | At last.
|
Navaya | do a thang
|
Aerlin | I scuttle up the walls.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | climb your way up
|
Red Redford | cast sleep
|
Drufle (GM) | Go spider-woman up the wall and help out here.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | also I am starting to run low on Rage
this is an issue
|
Drufle (GM) | Just a warning, sleep will do precisely nothing on the monsters.
|
Red Redford | thought so
|
G'hesh Nhot | i could die next turn never mind rage
|
Aerlin | Hmm...
|
Drufle (GM) | It can potentially knock out the cultists, if you really want to do that.
|
Red Redford | got something to turn the tides?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I will literally die if I go unconcious while raging
|
Red Redford | maybe you should have used the scream navi
|
Aerlin | What about mind-affecting
|
Navaya | excuse me?
what fucking scream?
the single-target one?
|
Drufle (GM) | Uhhhhhh, they are all vulnerable to mind-affecting things.
|
Navaya | would have helped?
|
G'hesh Nhot | yes
|
Navaya | wel fuck me then! I'll scream at someone instead of healing you!
|
G'hesh Nhot | whats the difference
|
Aerlin | Okay, Hideous Laughter on...
|
Rochelle Gwerm | these monsters probably have more than 4 HD
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh not the laughter...
|
Rochelle Gwerm | that jack looks like maybe CR 5?
definitely at least 5 or 6 HD
|
Aerlin | I'll use it on this guy?
|
Drufle (GM) | Gotcha.
|
Aerlin | DC is 19
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+4(
4
)+4
= 8
Nope.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | very hard failure there
|
Drufle (GM) | He falls prone, giggling horribly.
|
Red Redford | i do love how sideways means incapacitated
|
Rochelle Gwerm | he's been Tapped
|
Drufle (GM) | He technically gets a +4 to the save but that wouldn't help him.
So for the next 4 rounds he's basically out of the fight.
|
Aerlin | "Where do sheep get their hair cut?"
"The baa-baa shop."
|
Drufle (GM) | SIGH
Red, your turn.
|
Red Redford | "Ow my pun center of the brain"
can we swap places
|
Drufle (GM) | Do something with that indestructible golem of yours.
|
Aerlin | Aerlin continues to wall-scuttle.
Aerlin is also above you.
So feel free to move there.
|
Drufle (GM) | Aerlin's technically on the wall, yeah.
|
Red Redford | aerlin is safer on my spot
|
Aerlin | I'm high up, it matters not.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I mean I don't think you have much by way of defense either, Red
|
Red Redford | "Hey whatre you doing up there."
|
Aerlin | "Working on my routine, here."
|
Red Redford | ok i shoot bow
|
Aerlin | "Can't you tell?"
|
Drufle (GM) | Uh, ok.
Fire away.
|
Navaya | remember you still have an eagle hiding offscreen
|
Red Redford | actually wait ill buff myself
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah, he's up there a bit.
|
Red Redford | nope the eagle vanished!
|
Rochelle Gwerm | eh?
|
Red Redford | because i summoned another thing
|
Navaya | aw
|
Rochelle Gwerm | oh
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh, right.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | poor eagle
|
Drufle (GM) | Good point.
|
Red Redford | im no master summoner
|
Drufle (GM) | Buff away, then.
|
Navaya | at least he didn't die gruesomely
|
Red Redford | if i were this battle would be decisively won
|
Drufle (GM) | He gets to return to Heaven intact.
After Red is Nhot.
Wait, no.
|
Red Redford | ok letss go with my turn uh
|
Drufle (GM) | Let the elemental punch.
|
Red Redford | im gonna buff myself first
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah.
Sorry, I'm getting a bit ahead of myself, there's still another fight after this one.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | boss fight?
Red Redford:
default Red Redford : Divine Favor
|
| Spell Level: Inquisitor, 1
|
| School: Evocation
|
| Components: V, S, DF
|
| Range: Personal
|
| Effects/Target: You
|
Duration: 1 minute
Rolls
Caster Level Check =15
|
Original spell level:Cleric 1, Paladin 1
Calling upon the strength and wisdom of a deity, you gain a +1 luck bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls for every three caster levels you have (at least +1, maximum +3). The bonus doesn't apply to spell damage.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | this one is taking aaaages
|
Drufle (GM) | Just trying to keep things moving quickly so that maybe we can actually finish tonight.
Yeah, the actual boss fight is after this one.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | right okay
|
Red Redford | then the elemental attacks
2110
with power attack this time
also i get +1 to attack and damage rolls
because of earth mastery
|
Drufle (GM) | Yikes.
Well, that's a hit.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | 13 damage
|
Drufle (GM) | On who?
|
Red Redford | i assume this goat man is touching the ground
|
Rochelle Gwerm | not bad for a little guy
|
Drufle (GM) | Yes.
There goes a good third of his health.
|
Red Redford | thats all of my turn
|
Drufle (GM) | Now Nhot.
|
G'hesh Nhot | ok
rolling 1d20+13
(
15
)+13
= 28
|
Drufle (GM) | Hit, certainly.
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+9(
1
)+9
= 10
nope
|
Drufle (GM) | Uh oh.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | uh oh
|
G'hesh Nhot | fuck
|
Drufle (GM) | Roll tail again.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | not a good time for a crit fail
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+9(
13
)+9
= 22
|
Drufle (GM) | No crit fail, just a miss.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | your own power is being turned against you
|
Drufle (GM) | Roll your sword damage.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | is there crit fail confirms now?
|
Drufle (GM) | For players, I usually do.
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d8+6(
7
)+6
= 13
|
Drufle (GM) | I generally don't bother with enemies, because crit failing is hilarious.
Anyway, top of the round, Rochelle get your 1 hp.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | rolling 1d1(
1
)
= 1
|
Drufle (GM) | Your turn.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | excellent
fuck this jackalope
POWER ATTACK
|
Red Redford | do it!!
smash!!!
|
Rochelle Gwerm | actually
5 foot step first
HELLO
FLANKING BONUS
|
Red Redford | is that a flanking position
|
Rochelle Gwerm | POWER ATTACK GO
|
Drufle (GM) | It is, yeah.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | with earth elemental
|
Red Redford | nice nice
Rochelle Gwerm:
Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub, Cold Iron
Attack 17 vs AC
Damage 15
Type: B
|
Weapon Notes | A large greatclub made of stone.
|
Drufle (GM) | 90-degree positions are technically flanking.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | hrm
|
Drufle (GM) | Wow, that's a miss with the power attack.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | +6 damage regardless
what about flank?
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh, right.
Good thing you did that.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I thought ahead
|
Navaya | oh!
|
Red Redford | :DDDD
|
Drufle (GM) | Clever girl...
|
Navaya | it dead
|
Aerlin | Draw a line from one corner to the other of each flanker, if it passes through the enemy, that's a flank.
|
Red Redford | begone
Rochelle Gwerm flexes with the power of VICTORY
|
Drufle (GM) | It shrieks and kinda sputters nasty blood everywhere.
|
Navaya | poor thing didn't get to do it's special
|
Red Redford | "Great job! Now let's clear all these other fools!"
|
Drufle (GM) | Next is Navaya.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | okay how many rounds has it been?
3?
|
Drufle (GM) | Technically the weird shadow thing was the special.
4.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I've used 4 rage rounds
|
Drufle (GM) | Or, this is round 4.
|
Red Redford | if you killed it you kill nhot also
clearly
|
Rochelle Gwerm | err, actually
I haven't been raging this entire battle
|
Drufle (GM) | Nope.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | so 3 rounds used
out of 9
|
Drufle (GM) | Just started on round 2.
Navaya, you're up.
|
Red Redford | get up here friend
|
Drufle (GM) | Come join the stairs party.
|
Navaya | I know I'm just trying to decide what she'll do
because
|
Red Redford | the earth elemental will protect you
|
Drufle (GM) | He probably will, yeah.
|
Navaya | should I separate the character from the actor
and heal the one who needs it most
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh, no, obviously.
You gotta rp!
That's the point of this!
|
Navaya | or do what golurk wants and scream the fuck out of the goatman wh-okay
|
Drufle (GM) | You should do what you think Navaya would do.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | RP! RP! RP!
|
Red Redford | depends on how angry navi is i guess
|
Drufle (GM) | Well she did get almost bisected by the schir.
|
Red Redford | vengeance.. or compassion
|
Rochelle Gwerm | VENGENCE
|
Drufle (GM) | I can't imagine she's pleased.
|
Navaya | she is very angry but the first thing she sees as she limps up the stairs
is ghesh very badly hurt
|
Rochelle Gwerm | also Aerlin on the wall
that too
|
Drufle (GM) | Nhot is actually very almost dead, yeah.
|
Red Redford | Navi: "my bff..." probably
|
Rochelle Gwerm | healing Nhot would be good
|
Drufle (GM) | Good thing we got rid of the peryton, which is a name I can say now that it's dead.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | what did that shadow do?
|
Navaya | "god, can't leave you alone for a minute can I...."
|
Red Redford | oh so thats why it looked familiar
it was either that or a wolpertinger
|
Navaya | pardon me red
|
Drufle (GM) | Gave him +2 to hit and damage against its matched target.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | huh
I kinda expected more
Navaya:
Navaya : Cure Moderate Wounds
|
| Spell Level: Witch (Winter Witch), 2
|
| School: Conjuration (healing)
|
Range:
Rolls
Caster Level Check =9
|
Original spell level:Bard 2, Cleric 2, Druid 3, Paladin 3, Ranger 3
This spell functions like cure light wounds, except that it cures 2d8 points of damage + 1 point per caster level (maximum +10).
|
Drufle (GM) | 2d8+4, go ahead.
|
G'hesh Nhot | that's why it could hurt me
|
Navaya | rolling 2d8+4(
7
+
8
)+4
= 19
oohh
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh damn.
|
Red Redford | NICE
|
Rochelle Gwerm | NICE HEAL
|
Red Redford | ICE HEAL
|
G'hesh Nhot | wow
|
Drufle (GM) | That's by far the best heal we've ever rolled, I think.
|
Navaya | bwiiing
|
Rochelle Gwerm | every rolled, in the history of ever
|
Navaya | "knock'em dead for me, buddy"
|
Drufle (GM) | Well, it's the enemy turn now, and the cultists have one last channel energy!
All of you roll two will saves.
Rochelle Gwerm:
Rochelle Gwerm : Willpower
|
Save: 9
Rochelle Gwerm : Willpower
|
| Save: 25
|
Red Redford | "Hello Daha, can I pet you in these trying times."
!!!!
|
Drufle (GM) | Rochelle is very tired of this channel energy nonsense.
Rochelle Gwerm turns her ruby glare at the cultists
|
Aerlin | 10 and 15
|
Red Redford | "I know we haven't really interacted because you're always with your master."
|
Drufle (GM) | Red, Navaya, Nhot?
Navaya:
|
Navaya | Willpower
|
| Save:9
|
Navaya | Willpower
|
Save:9
nap
|
Drufle (GM) | Wow.
|
Red Redford | two rolls?
|
Drufle (GM) | Yes.
Red Redford:
default Red Redford : Willpower
|
Save: 12
default Red Redford : Willpower
|
| Save: 25
|
Drufle (GM) | And Nhot needs to make two, as well.
|
G'hesh Nhot | what?
|
Drufle (GM) | Two will saves.
|
Red Redford | merry critmas
|
Navaya | those cultists are still there
|
G'hesh Nhot | was the heal mine aswell?
|
Drufle (GM) | No.
Er, yes.
|
G'hesh Nhot | oh
|
Rochelle Gwerm | you were healed
|
Drufle (GM) | I'm already confused.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | but now you're being attacked
|
Navaya | I healed you for 19 damage
now you roll two will saves
for those cultists there
|
Drufle (GM) | Yes.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | it was a very good heal, so you should be fine
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+1(
1
)+1
= 2
rolling 1d20+1
(
20
)+1
= 21
|
Red Redford | nooo
|
Drufle (GM) | Well, shit.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | hmmmm
|
Navaya | you are
|
G'hesh Nhot | wtf
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I see the issue here
|
Navaya | I don't even know
|
Red Redford | ghesh is truly a creature of extremes
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling 2d6(
2
+
2
)
= 4
|
Navaya | that's the word
|
Drufle (GM) | Everyone takes 2 damage except for Navaya who takes 4.
|
Aerlin | Just all or nothing with you, huh?
|
Navaya | "oww..."
|
Drufle (GM) | Schir turn!
Let me hit, please...
rolling d20+10
(
3
)+10
= 13
rolling d20+3
(
17
)+3
= 20
|
Rochelle Gwerm | you got one
|
Drufle (GM) | Wow, the little one hit?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | you are not allowed to kill an earth elemental
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d6+4(
5
)+4
= 9
Well there you go, 9 damage.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | it is forbidden
|
Red Redford | it says i have 15/27 hp
did i get hit before i woke up
|
Drufle (GM) | Next is Aerlin.
Uhhhhh.
No?
I think I just never reset your hp from last session.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | you weren't here when we healed
|
Navaya | you didn't restore since last sesh yeahs
|
Red Redford | oh ok
|
Navaya | same as me
|
Drufle (GM) | Hey Spider-Aerlin, what're you doing?
|
Aerlin | Scuttle up and left, I wanna get aim on those right dudes.
|
Drufle (GM) | Gotcha.
|
Aerlin | The bottom one at least.
|
Drufle (GM) | Fire away.
|
Aerlin | 12?
|
Drufle (GM) | Nope.
|
Aerlin | Dango.
|
Drufle (GM) | After Aerlin is Red!
|
Rochelle Gwerm | Red?
you there?
|
Red Redford | oh
|
Aerlin | Ill take his turn and attack again.
|
Drufle (GM) | I think he's thinking.
|
Red Redford | its me
didnt notice
|
Aerlin | Gimme....
|
Red Redford | i move here
take my bow out
|
Rochelle Gwerm | moving next to the raging rock lady
|
Red Redford | shoot this guy
|
Rochelle Gwerm | also don't do that there you'll provoke an AoO
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah, ranged attacks provoke AoOs.
Don't fire from there.
|
Red Redford | oh hm
|
Aerlin | You can still attack the bottom on
|
Red Redford | how about this one
|
Aerlin | From where you were.
|
Drufle (GM) | Go ahead.
-2 to hit for soft cover.
|
Red Redford | -4 for shooting into melee?
|
Drufle (GM) | You have precise shot, right?
|
Red Redford | wait are we level 5 already
|
Drufle (GM) | No.
I thought you already had it, but if not yes, another -4.
|
Red Redford | dango
fuck it ill attack with my morningstar
grargh
|
Drufle (GM) | Smack away.
Red Redford:
default Red Redford : Alt CMB
|
Check: 21
default Red Redford : Cold iron morningstar
Attack 15 vs AC
Damage 6
Type: B and P
oh no the chat moved
|
Drufle (GM) | Hit, damage taken.
|
Red Redford | +1
|
Drufle (GM) | Gotcha.
Nhot, your turn.
|
Red Redford | earth elemental
|
Drufle (GM) | Do what you will.
Oh right.
Sorry.
I keep forgetting about our poor rock tank.
|
Red Redford | 109
|
Drufle (GM) | A miss, sorry.
|
G'hesh Nhot | di i get bonus now?
|
Red Redford | bwomp bwomp
|
Drufle (GM) | So now it's Nhot's turn.
|
G'hesh Nhot | Bonus?
|
Drufle (GM) | And if you're attacking the guy laughing on the ground, yes.
|
G'hesh Nhot | ok
rolling 1d20+15
(
1
)+15
= 16
wtf
|
Rochelle Gwerm | hmmmm
|
Drufle (GM) | Really?
Roll again to not crit fail.
|
G'hesh Nhot | 16 a hit right?
|
Drufle (GM) | It's still a 1, and no, 16 does not hit.
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+15(
2
)+15
= 17
|
Rochelle Gwerm | hmmmm
|
G'hesh Nhot | wow
|
Drufle (GM) | You're lucky he's on the ground.
You don't crit fail with your sword.
Roll your tail.
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+11(
12
)+11
= 23
|
Drufle (GM) | Hit, roll damage.
|
Steven Q. | better
|
Rochelle Gwerm | that'll work
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d8+8(
6
)+8
= 14
|
Drufle (GM) | Back to the top of the round, Rochelle.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | rolling 1d1(
1
)
= 1
delicious
can I 5-foot step up to the north-east?
|
Drufle (GM) | Yes.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | MURDER THE LEFT CULTIST
|
Navaya | stop getting in the way please
|
Drufle (GM) | Left?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | no power attack though, they don't need it
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh, bottom.
|
Navaya | cries
|
Rochelle Gwerm | err
|
Drufle (GM) | I guess she is more leftish.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | sorry, Right cultist
|
Drufle (GM) | Ah.
Go ahead.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I am confused
bloodrage is getting to my head
|
Navaya | click them!!
Rochelle Gwerm attempts to crush the cultist with a brutal swing
|
Red Redford | and at that moment
Rochelle Gwerm:
Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub, Cold Iron
Attack 16 vs AC
Damage 18
Type: B
|
Weapon Notes | A large greatclub made of stone.
|
Red Redford | five more demons come flying out
|
Rochelle Gwerm | rolling 1d6(
5
)
= 5
|
Drufle (GM) | Hit, off she goes.
Navaya, your turn.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | okay that's 4 rounds of rage now
|
Navaya | well. hm.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I should probably not use a 5th this fight
you could healing hex the elemental
undo Drufle's hard work
|
Red Redford | oh did it get damaged
|
Rochelle Gwerm | it took 9 damage
|
Red Redford | i didnt notice
ok
|
Rochelle Gwerm | it wasn't that big of a deal really
|
Navaya | good advice Roch
|
Red Redford | drufle are you tracking that or should i
|
Drufle (GM) | You should.
|
Red Redford | ok!
|
Drufle (GM) | I have enough things to keep track of as it is :P
|
Rochelle Gwerm | have you SEEN the impersonation list a GM has
its insane
|
Navaya | "have a little love, stone guy!"
|
Red Redford | kiss kiss
|
Navaya | rolling 1d8+4(
1
)+4
= 5
|
Drufle (GM) | After Navaya (assuming she doesn't want to move) is the enemies.
|
Red Redford | lmao
|
Navaya | that's more typical
|
Red Redford | im tracking my summons on notepad
|
Drufle (GM) | I guess the cultist goes to stab Rochelle?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | wow rude
|
Red Redford | good luck
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+6(
4
)+6
= 10
|
G'hesh Nhot | did you just rub it better
|
Drufle (GM) | Nope.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | even in bloodrage that doesn't hit
|
Drufle (GM) | Schir on, uh, let's actually attack Aerlin.
|
Navaya | a kiss on the forehead
there there
|
G'hesh Nhot | lol
|
Rochelle Gwerm | can they even reach her?
|
Drufle (GM) | Schirs have reach, I can do that.
|
Red Redford | "Why don't they ever learn? Is it because they have damned themselves that they just carelessly throw away their lives?"
|
Rochelle Gwerm | well how about that
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+10(
14
)+10
= 24
rolling d20+3
(
10
)+3
= 13
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "DON'T KNOW, DON'T CARE"
|
Aerlin | We should really have defined how high up I was, huh?
|
Navaya | stabbed in the back
|
Red Redford | aerlin is like
|
Drufle (GM) | I don't think you could be high enough to avoid reach, anyway.
|
G'hesh Nhot | yep
|
Red Redford | super high right now
|
Rochelle Gwerm | not high enough up, with this ceiling
|
Drufle (GM) | Are those both hits?
|
G'hesh Nhot | on who
|
Drufle (GM) | Aerlin.
|
Aerlin | Yeah, they are, barely.
|
Navaya | oh no
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d10+d6+6(
3
)+(
5
)+6
= 14
Also, fort save, please.
|
Red Redford | we failed to protect our wizard
|
Rochelle Gwerm | hmmm
|
Aerlin | 20 on that.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | this could be trou- nvm
|
Drufle (GM) | You're good.
Aerlin's turn.
|
Aerlin | 14 damage?
|
Drufle (GM) | Yes.
|
Aerlin | Hmm...
|
Drufle (GM) | (these guys can actually summon more schirs but im not going to do that)
|
G'hesh Nhot | wizard got itself into the fight
|
Navaya | do it if the other one ever gets up
G'hesh Nhot spits
|
Drufle (GM) | I would probably move slightly to the right, Aerlin.
|
Navaya | it takes two to tango after all
|
Drufle (GM) | It's 1d3 schirs.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | be wary of AoOs?
|
Drufle (GM) | You don't want that.
|
Navaya | no
|
Aerlin | Yeah I'll 5ft...uh. Scuttle. Over to the right.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | lets not lengthen this battle even more
|
Navaya | "shit! you okay?"
yelling at aerlin
|
Drufle (GM) | There's still one more battle after this one...
|
Aerlin | And cast Cause Fear on the leftmost dude.
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh dear.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | exactly
don't make this one longer
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+3(
15
)+3
= 18
|
Red Redford | cause bear
|
Drufle (GM) | Maybe?
I think that's a pass.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | its either 18 or 19
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah, hence why I'm asking.
|
Aerlin | Saves, but my face melting and screaming at him in his mind leaves him Shaken.
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh geez.
Good to know.
Red!
|
Red Redford | not stirred
i keep attacking with my elemental buddy
|
Rochelle Gwerm | finish off this cultist so I can deal with the demons
|
Drufle (GM) | And this time I won't forget your elemental, yeah.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | also elemental power
Red Redford:
default Red Redford : Cold iron morningstar
Attack 19 vs AC
Damage 3
Type: B and P
|
Rochelle Gwerm | you did a murder
congrats
|
Drufle (GM) | A singular one.
|
Red Redford | just one
|
Drufle (GM) | Have elebuddy swing away.
|
Red Redford | i attack this one
|
Navaya | he's gonna go to helll for that
elebuddy
|
Red Redford | 1312
|
Navaya | is an elephant's name
|
Drufle (GM) | It was a CE cultist, he's absolved.
Miss, sorry.
|
Red Redford | bwomp
|
Drufle (GM) | Nhot!
|
Red Redford | how about with +1
|
Drufle (GM) | Nope.
|
Red Redford | ok
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+15(
3
)+15
= 18
|
Navaya | stab a schir in the scheisse
|
Drufle (GM) | Hit, roll damage.
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+9(
13
)+9
= 22
and my tail
|
Drufle (GM) | Also a hit.
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d8+2d6+6(
8
)+(
3
+
6
)+6
= 23
|
Drufle (GM) | Off he goes.
|
Navaya | greenbacks
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d8+8(
7
)+8
= 15
|
Red Redford | tfw a roll of 3 is successful because of hella high bonuses
|
Drufle (GM) | I know, right?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | hey druf
|
Navaya | it's disgusting isn't it
|
Drufle (GM) | It would've been a miss if he were standing.
|
G'hesh Nhot | anti demon blade
|
Rochelle Gwerm | does Fast Healing work at the start or end of a round?
|
Drufle (GM) | End.
|
G'hesh Nhot | anti demon blade
|
Red Redford | like leftovers
|
Rochelle Gwerm | rolling 1d1(
1
)
= 1
okay
|
Drufle (GM) | Go ahead, Rochelle.
Mosey on over.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I end my rage
I want my 5 remaining rounds for the boss
|
Red Redford | are you fatigued
|
Drufle (GM) | This left schir is still at like 2/3 health.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | yeah
|
Drufle (GM) | She is, yeah.
|
Red Redford | aw
|
G'hesh Nhot | bless
|
Drufle (GM) | Just a -1 to hit, she'll live.
|
Red Redford | FINISH HIM
|
Rochelle Gwerm | its not such a big deal
CHARGE
POWER ATTACK
|
Drufle (GM) | Can't charge.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | POWER ATTACK ANYWAYS
|
Drufle (GM) | Not mechanically speaking.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | FLANK
Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub, Cold Iron
Attack 26 vs AC
Damage 19
Type: B
|
Weapon Notes | A large greatclub made of stone.
|
Fatigued | Cannot run or charge
+6 damage
|
G'hesh Nhot | and acid
|
Drufle (GM) | Gotcha.
No acid, they have resist.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I'm not enraged, no acid
|
Drufle (GM) | That too.
Navaya, your turn.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | so I mean it wasn't happening regardless
|
G'hesh Nhot | oh
|
Navaya | just in time
|
Drufle (GM) | So, so very close to the end...
|
Navaya | this was the same one who hit me, right?
|
Drufle (GM) | Yes.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | we arn't going to fight the boss are we?
|
Navaya | okay
|
Rochelle Gwerm | we are so close!
|
Drufle (GM) | That's seeming like a no.
|
Navaya | "RIGHT. you BASTARD."
|
G'hesh Nhot | i don't mind continuing
|
Red Redford | "Make way for Navi!"
Navaya:
Navaya : Ear-Piercing Scream
|
| Spell Level: Witch (Winter Witch), 1
|
| School: Evocation [sonic]
|
| Components: V, S
|
| Range: 35 (Close)
|
| Effects/Target: One creature
|
| Duration: Instantaneous; see text
|
| Spell Resistance: Yes
|
Save: Fortitude partial (see text) DC: 16
Rolls
Caster Level Check =15
|
Original spell level:Bard 1, Inquisitor 1, Sorcerer/wizard 1, Witch 1
You unleash a powerful scream, inaudible to all but a single target. The target is dazed for 1 round and takes 1d6 points of sonic damage per two caster levels (maximum 5d6). A successful save negates the daze effect and halves the damage.
|
G'hesh Nhot | for a boss unless we level up first......
|
Aerlin | Yeah I'll go for it too.
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+3(
14
)+3
= 17
So close.
|
Navaya | nooooo
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I can continue
|
Drufle (GM) | Half on 2d6.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
|
Navaya | rolling 2d6(
3
+
4
)
= 7
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I must finish this mission!
|
Aerlin | I mean it's not even late for you. :b
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "Hooof"
|
Navaya | oh three did it
|
G'hesh Nhot | 3am
|
Drufle (GM) | He had 2 hp.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "Wow that was one heck of a fight"
|
G'hesh Nhot | but I'm good to continue
|
Aerlin | How is everyone's health.
Rochelle Gwerm gives everyone a thumbs up
|
Navaya | "My wings got broken!!"
|
G'hesh Nhot | im healthy now
|
Rochelle Gwerm | 24/46
|
Drufle (GM) | So, as a means to hurry things up, I'm gonna quickly run over these rooms.
|
Navaya | "I can still feel the creases..."
|
Drufle (GM) | No more enemies in these.
|
Aerlin | rolling 1d8+1(
7
)+1
= 8
rolling 1d8+1
(
3
)+1
= 4
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I can use a potion
its fine
who're you healing?
|
Red Redford | "If that was exhausting for me I can't imagine how it was for you people!"
|
Drufle (GM) | This is a conference room, just has a relief map of Mendev and also like 14 dead human bodies.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "I feel like I need a moment"
|
Aerlin | Myself.
|
G'hesh Nhot | FIGHT
|
Navaya | "I've never been hit that hard before in my life..."
Daha aṭē is licking his wounds
|
Aerlin | I cast Mage Armor on myself.
|
Red Redford | is it like that roomin dragonstone drufle
|
Drufle (GM) | This is a library, has some fun books in here.
Yes, Red.
|
Red Redford | nice
Rochelle Gwerm eats a CLW potion
|
Rochelle Gwerm | how much does that heal?
|
Drufle (GM) | 350 gp worth of rare books in here and also a Manual of War.
d8+1.
|
Red Redford | swallow it WHOLE
Navaya browses the books
|
Rochelle Gwerm | rolling 1d8+1(
2
)+1
= 3
|
Navaya | "hey there's a sun tzu in here!"
|
Rochelle Gwerm | fuck potions, can I have a healing hex?
Navaya throws it at roch
|
Drufle (GM) | Manuals of War are the weirdest books.
They let a fighter temporarily trade out one of their feats.
Rochelle Gwerm puts the book in the bag
|
Navaya | rolling 1d8+4(
7
)+4
= 11
bwoop
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "I'll look at it later"
|
Drufle (GM) | There's the bird room.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | 38/46 now
much better
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+1(
14
)+1
= 15
|
Navaya | anything else in the library?
|
G'hesh Nhot | books
|
Drufle (GM) | Other than the things I stated? No.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | my Earthen Shield has a duration of 4 minutes total
|
Navaya | ok
|
Drufle (GM) | Nothing of immediate interest, at least.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I'll probably have to refresh it
|
G'hesh Nhot | is that a secret room i spy
|
Red Redford | "Let's move, everyone!"
|
Navaya | what's P14?
|
Drufle (GM) | P14 is a war room, with massive piles of documents and information concerning the cultist's stuff.
|
Navaya | we should check that
|
Rochelle Gwerm | just dump it all into the treasure bag
we need to fight the boss
after I break fatigue
|
Drufle (GM) | No actual handouts in the pile, just generic information that the Eagle Watch would very much like to have.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | snag it fer them
|
Drufle (GM) | There is, however, also a scroll of restoration in here.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | neat
Navaya grabs as much as she can and stuffs it in roch's bag
|
Navaya | "you can have this"
Navaya hadns the restoration scroll to aerlin
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "Sure, I can carry that"
|
Drufle (GM) | This is a generic barracks with nothing interesting in it.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "It's not like this bag has any real limit"
|
Drufle (GM) | This is a scrying chamber, where the pool has been filled with detritus and blood.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | cleaning?
|
G'hesh Nhot | oooh
|
Rochelle Gwerm | should we do that?
|
G'hesh Nhot | blood
|
Navaya | "gah."
just let ghesh eat it all
|
Drufle (GM) | And those stairs lead upwards to the boss.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | fight time
|
Aerlin | Before we go...
|
Drufle (GM) | You can spend a few minutes cleaning it, sure.
|
Navaya | this feels like a handout
|
Aerlin | I'd like to cast a spell!
|
Rochelle Gwerm | clean up
|
Navaya | clean the pool, religous dudes
|
Rochelle Gwerm | it'll probably be worth it
|
Red Redford | "Hey Navi, could you perhaps try to heal this small cut I got from that fight?"
|
Rochelle Gwerm | hop to it red
|
Drufle (GM) | Pfffft.
G'hesh Nhot starts clearing all meat
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "Wait in line, pretty boy, you barely got touched"
|
Navaya | "you know that if I hex you we have to wait literally a day before I can do it again?"
|
Aerlin | Just before we charge up there, I cast Communal Protection from Evil
|
Red Redford | "Oh is that how it works, okay."
|
Drufle (GM) | As Nhot cleans most of the gunk out of the pool, the waters start glowing and shimmering.
Wow, alright Aerlin.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | nice
|
Aerlin | I'm gonna give...
|
Navaya | "ooh, shiny"
|
Rochelle Gwerm | before we head up I'll refresh my Earthen Shield
G'hesh Nhot belches
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I'm not going to use this spell slot for anything else
|
Aerlin | 1 minute to everyone besides myself, I think.
|
Drufle (GM) | Nhot sees a vision in the pool...
|
G'hesh Nhot | ??????
|
Drufle (GM) | Navaya probably does too, she's close.
|
Navaya | wassis
|
Rochelle Gwerm | should I wander over?
Rochelle Gwerm : Perception
Check 13
|
G'hesh Nhot | "WTF"
|
Rochelle Gwerm | nah, I don't wander
have fun kids
|
Drufle (GM) | You see a strange, insectile woman looking carefully over a large glowing hunk of stone in a solid metal cage.
|
Navaya | "is that the wardstone?"
|
Drufle (GM) | The "camera" pans around, and you see a massive, red-furred minotaur just outside the door.
|
G'hesh Nhot | ?
|
Aerlin | So that's +2 AC and +2 to saves from evil creatures
|
Navaya | "or the thingy they want to-ohhhhhh...."
|
G'hesh Nhot | FIGHT
|
Drufle (GM) | The "camera" then pans past the minotaur, down some stairs, and right through Rochelle before looking at Navaya and Nhot.
|
G'hesh Nhot | MINE
|
Red Redford | "Hey what are you two doing the- OOH"
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "Uhh, what's up?"
|
Navaya | "augh I just saw all of Roch's organs"
|
G'hesh Nhot | GHESH FIRST
|
Drufle (GM) | Alright, I suppose we should get this over with, hm?
|
Navaya | "also basically got a scry upstairs!
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "Wow rude, I didn't give you permission to do that, fairy"
|
Red Redford | "Let's not be reckless he-"
|
Aerlin | "Take this protective spell, friends."
|
Navaya | "there's a big fuckoff minotaur dude just behind the door"
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "My organs are my business"
|
Aerlin | "Let this be our final battle here."
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "A minotaur?"
|
G'hesh Nhot | can i get a surprise attack?
|
Red Redford | "I pray to the lords of light for guidance."
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "No idea what that is, I'll just beat it up"
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh no, they know you're coming.
|
Navaya | we make enough noise
|
Aerlin | We did not use stealth.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | break the door down?
|
G'hesh Nhot | fine
|
Drufle (GM) | Not only did you make an absurd amount of noise downstairs, the schirs telepathically alerted them.
G'hesh Nhot lets out an un holy roar
|
Rochelle Gwerm | bah
|
Red Redford | oh well
|
Navaya | so that's why they're spite demons
|
Red Redford | we can be sneaky next time
|
Drufle (GM) | I hope you guys like absurdly cramped spaces with a large enemy!
|
Rochelle Gwerm | no no Nhot, you need to use a HOLY roar
they're demons, see
LARGE
|
Red Redford | i summon another earth elemental before we go!
|
Navaya | I love cramped spaces and large enmies
|
Rochelle Gwerm | damn if only I had another spell slot
|
Drufle (GM) | Just for sanity's sake, I'm switching the music.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I'll pop in next to the minotaur
|
Red Redford | he bigge
|
Drufle (GM) | Alright everyone, one more initiative.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | right above Nhot
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+1(
11
)+1
= 12
Red Redford:
default Red Redford : Initiative
|
Check: 27.09
Rochelle Gwerm:
Rochelle Gwerm : Initiative
|
Check: 15
make it count guys
Navaya:
|
Navaya | Initiative
|
| Check: 8.03
|
Aerlin | I wish these maps were bigger.
|
Drufle (GM) | I know, right?
Maybe next time I'll scaled it up.
|
Navaya | please
|
Rochelle Gwerm | its solely to stop us from using Enlarge Person a lot
|
Drufle (GM) | Well, you'd be squished regardless.
|
Aerlin | He's rather large.
|
Drufle (GM) | That's the ceiling's fault.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | what about this mino?
|
Aerlin | Well HE seems fine
|
Navaya | yeah try using it in here!
|
Drufle (GM) | True, actually.
|
Navaya | make the floor cave in
|
Drufle (GM) | I guess this area is large enough for him.
|
Aerlin | THERES NO ROOM PLEASE
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I just used it on my Earthen Shield
|
G'hesh Nhot | shrink him
|
Rochelle Gwerm | also there is no way anyone would be able to fit if I were large
I can't shrink him
that's Reduce Person, I don't know that
|
Drufle (GM) | Aerlin, init?
|
Aerlin | wheres my d20..
22
|
Red Redford | in your heart...
|
Drufle (GM) | Red's first.
|
Red Redford | oh BOYo
|
Rochelle Gwerm | send in the...huh
there is not enough room for that elemental is there?
|
Drufle (GM) | He's small.
He fits.
|
Red Redford | im gonna use my last level 2 spell slot for
|
Rochelle Gwerm | oh okay
|
Red Redford | you guessed it
|
Drufle (GM) | ZONE OF TRUTH
|
Red Redford | blistering invective
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | ZOOOONE OF- aw...
Red Redford:
default Red Redford : Blistering Invective
|
| Spell Level: Inquisitor, 2
|
| School: Evocation [fire, language-dependent]
|
| Components: V, S
|
| Range: Personal
|
| Effects/Target: 30-ft. radius
|
| Duration: Instantaneous
|
Save: Reflex partial, see text DC: 17
Rolls
Caster Level Check =6
You unleash an insulting tirade so vicious and spiteful that enemies who hear it are physically scorched by your fury. When you cast this spell, make an Intimidate check to demoralize each enemy within 30 feet of you. Enemies that are demoralized this way take 1d10 points of fire damage and must succeed at a Reflex save or catch fire. Spell resistance can negate the fire damage caused by this spell, but does not protect the creature from the demoralizing effect.
|
Drufle (GM) | Good luck pal, their demoralize DC's are pretty high.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | can they both see us?
Red Redford:
default Red Redford : Influence
Check 22
|
Rochelle Gwerm | huh
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh.
|
Navaya | ooh
|
Rochelle Gwerm | well how about that
|
Drufle (GM) | Well nevermind that hits both of them.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | niiice
|
Drufle (GM) | So they're both frightened for a round, and roll d10.
|
Red Redford | 7
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+5(
9
)+5
= 14
rolling d20+5
(
9
)+5
= 14
They both fail their reflex saves.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | so if they are inflicted with fear again they become frightened?
|
Drufle (GM) | Now, he has resist fire 5, but she does not.
|
Navaya | poor mongrelwoman
|
Drufle (GM) | Not actually a mongrelwoman!
|
Rochelle Gwerm | mongrels look far better than she does
|
Navaya | oh i thought the bug bits gave her away
|
Drufle (GM) | Right so they're both on fire.
Elemental, go.
|
Navaya | type advantage!
|
Red Redford | it cant really... attack
|
Rochelle Gwerm | it can
|
Red Redford | but it CAN earthglide
|
Rochelle Gwerm | its small
it can fit
|
Red Redford | really
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah, I just made that ruling.
|
Navaya | "Red! get the thing the lady has!"
|
Drufle (GM) | It can fit in that little half tile.
|
Red Redford | ok it moves there and does a power attack
|
Drufle (GM) | Hey, just wondering, who actually has that rod of cancellation?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | in the bag
|
Drufle (GM) | The very special artifact you're going to use to break the wardstone?
Gotcha.
|
Red Redford | whse bag...
|
Navaya | bag yeah
|
Drufle (GM) | Roll away, elemental.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | THE bag, Red
|
Navaya | it's not out in the fight!
|
Red Redford | 1910
|
Drufle (GM) | Just wanted to check in case anyone wanted to rush in.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | is 18 enough?
|
Drufle (GM) | Hit, full damage, good thing he's celestial.
|
Red Redford | +0 to hit and +3 to damage
|
Rochelle Gwerm | good thing I go Cold Iron for this
|
Drufle (GM) | Minotaur had DR 5/good.
Cold iron will do nothing.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | fuck
|
Drufle (GM) | Aerlin!
Your turn.
|
Samantha Rose H. | is he a demon?
|
Aerlin | Alright...
|
Drufle (GM) | No.
Neither of them are demons.
|
G'hesh Nhot | demon?
|
Aerlin | Fyi, Spider Climb is still active.
|
Navaya | is a celestial earth elemental from the plane of earth. or heaven?
|
G'hesh Nhot | why no9 demon?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | the plane of Heavenly Earth
|
Aerlin | I think? It's 10 mins/ level
|
Drufle (GM) | No clue, Navaya.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | its a demi-plane
|
Red Redford | i like how the nhot impersonate just clipped what she said into "demon?"
|
Drufle (GM) | I think Heaven.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | a plane of sacred soils
|
Aerlin | I'm gonna scuttle up.
|
Drufle (GM) | Go ahead.
|
G'hesh Nhot | yep lol
|
Drufle (GM) | Both of them are demonically tainted, but not demons.
|
Aerlin | Can I cast Summon Monster 1 into the room there?
|
Drufle (GM) | No sword bonuses.
Wow, uh, yes?
|
Aerlin | With the lady?
|
Red Redford | actually i think only animals get to turn celestial
|
G'hesh Nhot | Argh
|
Drufle (GM) | I guess you can.
|
Red Redford | next turn lets not treat it as such
|
Aerlin | Okay, Celestial...Rat?
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/rat/dire-rat/summoned-creature-dire-rat
|
Rochelle Gwerm | Summon monster acts like...
oh, Dire Rate
Rat
big boy
|
Aerlin | Okay, Red, I can't read these pages, so help me out here.
What attacks do I got
|
Drufle (GM) | There we go.
One sec, Aerlin.
+1 to hit bite.
|
Red Redford | Melee bite +1 [+3] (1d4 [1d4+2] plus disease)
disease, ew
|
Drufle (GM) | Also you can have him smite evil, I guess.
|
Aerlin | Sure, that then
|
Red Redford | isnt it a full round action
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I mean why would you not smite?
|
Aerlin | what's the [stuff] in those
|
Red Redford | augment summoning
|
Aerlin | oh, okay
|
Drufle (GM) | No, he can smite and attack on the first turn.
Smite is swift, not move.
|
Aerlin | attack roll 20
|
Drufle (GM) | As in you rolled a 20 or the result is 20?
|
Aerlin | result
|
Drufle (GM) | Miss.
|
Aerlin | Oh my.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | oh
interesting
|
Drufle (GM) | She is the boss.
|
G'hesh Nhot | oh no
|
Aerlin | Should keep her busy, anyway.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | CR 6 or 7
|
Aerlin | Turn over.
|
Drufle (GM) | And the minotaur is next!
|
G'hesh Nhot | what about ghesh
|
Rochelle Gwerm | this is getting hairy
|
Red Redford | hairy cowboy
|
Drufle (GM) | Nhot comes a bit later.
|
G'hesh Nhot | oh
|
Drufle (GM) | He's gonna, uh, full attack Nhot? I guess?
|
G'hesh Nhot | ok
|
Rochelle Gwerm | he can try
|
Aerlin | Is it evil?
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+11(
16
)+11
= 27
rolling d20+5
(
9
)+5
= 14
rolling d20+4
(
12
)+4
= 16
Yeah, so +2 to AC.
So just the one hit.
|
G'hesh Nhot | yep
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling 3d6+6(
6
+
1
+
6
)+6
= 19
There's your 19 damage.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | that was one hit???
|
Red Redford | yike
|
Navaya | and that's my heal alllllll gone
|
G'hesh Nhot | 14 hp
|
Drufle (GM) | That would be his Large greataxe.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | isn't he shaken too?
|
Drufle (GM) | True, but I think that still hits.
|
Red Redford | and on fire
|
G'hesh Nhot | its 26
|
Drufle (GM) | Wow, really?
|
G'hesh Nhot | with my +2
|
Rochelle Gwerm | 27 -2 is shaken right?
so it misses
|
Drufle (GM) | Well damn, I guess he misses then.
He has fire resist 10 anyway, so that won't do anything.
|
Red Redford | :p
|
Rochelle Gwerm | so...
|
G'hesh Nhot | miss
|
Drufle (GM) | After him is Rochelle.
|
Navaya | good I don't have to throw potions forever
|
Rochelle Gwerm | what would happen if I intimidated him?
|
Red Redford | this is such a great mental image
a burning minotaur with an axe
|
Rochelle Gwerm | successfully I mean
|
G'hesh Nhot | hellator
|
Drufle (GM) | You don't stack him up, that was a special spell thing.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | damn
|
Drufle (GM) | Normal intimidates can't stack shaken up to frightened.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | hmmm
|
G'hesh Nhot | what about mine?
|
Drufle (GM) | Unless you're Nhot in, like, 5 levels.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I can't really...hurt him much
well first off, BLOODRAGE
|
Drufle (GM) | I think Red's bow is the only thing that can actually bypass his DR.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | POWER ATTACK
Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub, Cold Iron
Attack 15 vs AC
Damage 17
Type: B
|
Weapon Notes | A large greatclub made of stone.
fuck
|
Drufle (GM) | That would be a hit.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | oh
right, large creature
|
G'hesh Nhot | no ac
|
Rochelle Gwerm | +6 damage
|
Drufle (GM) | He's large and has garbage dex.
|
Navaya | this campaign is actually substantially harder than it should be since we're not good
|
Rochelle Gwerm | rolling 1d6(
2
)
= 2
how's his Acid res?
|
Drufle (GM) | Acid resist, my boy.
10.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | figured
so 18 damage in total
|
Navaya | 8
|
Drufle (GM) | Yep.
After you is, uh, Nhot.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I will BEAT HIS FUCKING DR INTO SUBMISSION with raw damage
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+13(
16
)+13
= 29
|
Drufle (GM) | Hit.
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+9(
7
)+9
= 16
|
Drufle (GM) | Hit.
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d8+6(
3
)+6
= 9
|
Rochelle Gwerm | his AC truly is terrible
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d8+8(
7
)+8
= 15
|
Drufle (GM) | Boy he ain't doing great.
Next is Navaya.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | he hits hard, but can't take hits well
|
Drufle (GM) | Also it occurs to me that I actually skipped the lady earlier.
But oh well.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | we might be able to 1-round him
|
G'hesh Nhot | ME BETTER
|
Rochelle Gwerm | the lady is dealing with rats right now
what are you yelling about, nhot?
|
G'hesh Nhot | ninja rat
|
Navaya | evil eye the beastard. -2 to attack rolls for 8 rounds.
|
Drufle (GM) | Gotcha.
|
Red Redford | dango
|
Drufle (GM) | I'm gonna give her her turn now.
|
G'hesh Nhot | Me better then firehorns
|
Rochelle Gwerm | she is being attacked by crazy rates
rats
rat
singular
|
Navaya | amazing rates
|
Red Redford | ra
|
Rochelle Gwerm | its just one rat
|
Red Redford | r
|
Drufle (GM) | Alright, she's gonna 5-foot away from the rat to avoid annoying aoos.
|
Aerlin | Excuse me, he's Dire??
Be nice.
|
Red Redford | dire rate
|
Rochelle Gwerm | these rates are dire
|
Aerlin | Be nice to my beautiful Dire Boy.
|
Drufle (GM) | Man, whose idea was it to make so many spells touch range.
|
Navaya | it's a blessig here
|
Rochelle Gwerm | you can't do much to him can you?
|
Drufle (GM) | Alright Nhot, will save.
|
Aerlin | She could touch the minotaur for us.
|
Navaya | also isn't she behind a wall?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | umm, minotaur in the way?
|
Drufle (GM) | The door is open, and she can see past him due to being Large.
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+1(
13
)+1
= 14
|
Drufle (GM) | This is also why I let Aerlin cast her summon spell in there.
|
Aerlin | Mhmm.
|
Drufle (GM) | Alright, Nhot can't do anything for the next 7 rounds.
|
G'hesh Nhot | what!!!!
|
Navaya | why do you never tell us what she was hit with
|
Rochelle Gwerm | okay, I have several complaints about that
|
Red Redford | what!
|
Drufle (GM) | You get a new save each round, don't worry.
|
Red Redford | i think its hold person
|
Drufle (GM) | It's Hold Person, yeah.
|
Aerlin | Can I try to identify it?
Oh okay.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | no need, we know now
|
Red Redford | paralyzed
|
Rochelle Gwerm | he just told us
|
Red Redford | sorry :x
|
Drufle (GM) | Top of the round then, back to Red.
G'hesh Nhot goes stiff
|
Rochelle Gwerm | finish the deed, end the mino
|
Red Redford | i cast shield of faith on
who wants it between you two
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I'm going to charge in the moment I can
|
Red Redford | "Who wants a shield!"
|
Navaya | ghesh prolly needs it more right now
|
Drufle (GM) | Nhot is helpless, don't bother giving her stuff.
|
Red Redford | "Nhot? Rocher?"
|
Navaya | oh
|
G'hesh Nhot | does it give rolls?
|
Drufle (GM) | The minotaur can just coup de grace her.
|
Navaya | hm.
|
Red Redford | oh no....
|
Rochelle Gwerm | Rochelle cannot respond, too raged
|
Red Redford | on my elemental then
|
Rochelle Gwerm | also please kill the minotaur immediately
|
Drufle (GM) | Take a swing, sure.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | why would you cast it on the element?
Red Redford:
default Red Redford : Shield of Faith
|
| Spell Level: Inquisitor, 1
|
| School: Abjuration
|
| Components: V, S, M (parchment with a holy text written on it)
|
| Range: Touch
|
| Effects/Target: Creature touched
|
| Duration: 1 min./level
|
Spell Resistance: Yes (Harmless)
Rolls
Caster Level Check =10
|
Original spell level:Cleric 1
This spell creates a shimmering, magical field around the target that averts and deflects attacks. The spell grants the subject a +2 deflection bonus to AC, with an additional +1 to the bonus for every six levels you have (maximum +5 deflection bonus at 18th level).
|
G'hesh Nhot | like now
|
Red Redford | +2 to ac
for 4 minutes
|
Rochelle Gwerm | again, WHY
|
Drufle (GM) | Take a swing with elemental boy.
Red doesn't have a lot of damaging magic!
|
G'hesh Nhot | i would have liked that
|
Drufle (GM) | AC boosts do nothing for you while helpless, sorry.
|
Red Redford | 268
|
Rochelle Gwerm | there are two substantially better canidates
|
Red Redford | power attack
|
Drufle (GM) | +2 damage?
|
Red Redford | and +1 more
|
Drufle (GM) | Good thing you power attacked.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | AHAHAHAHA
|
Aerlin | Phew.
|
G'hesh Nhot | thank god
|
Aerlin | I was gonna Sleep him though.
|
Drufle (GM) | So, should I put her back on her actual init track?
|
Red Redford | "It all comes tumbling down."
|
Navaya | oh its dead
neat
|
Drufle (GM) | Or leave her at the end because I forgot?
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G'hesh Nhot | end
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I am indifferent
|
Red Redford | "Now how to get around this big lug."
|
G'hesh Nhot | i can save that way
hopefully
|
Drufle (GM) | Because she was very much not at the end, she actually goes right after Aerlin.
|
Aerlin | My turn?
|
Drufle (GM) | Yes.
|
Navaya | give ghesh a chance to break free before you waltz up and slit her throat
|
Red Redford | :P
|
Drufle (GM) | Alright, at the end she goes.
|
Aerlin | I scuttle along the roof above Ghesh
|
Red Redford | amazing
|
Rochelle Gwerm | spider-aerlin
does whatever a spider-aerlin does
|
Red Redford | im gonna call her The Spider from now on
|
Aerlin | I use my Cause Fear scroll on her.
|
Drufle (GM) | Right, what DC is that?
|
Aerlin | Its 16.
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+6(
7
)+6
= 13
Rats.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | oh dear
|
Drufle (GM) | Well, there goes her scythe.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | she was already shaken, poor girl
|
Red Redford | rat
|
Aerlin | Let's see...
rolling 1d4
(
2
)
= 2
|
Drufle (GM) | The rat can literally only hit on a 20, go ahead and try.
|
Aerlin | She is frightened for 2 rounds.
|
Drufle (GM) | Gotcha.
|
Aerlin | The rat will attempt an attack anyway.
Miss.
|
Red Redford | is she also immune to fire
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh wait, I got my fears wrong.
|
Aerlin | Move it up for me, if you could.
|
Drufle (GM) | Frightened makes you run, panicked makes you drop.
|
Aerlin | Or down.
|
Drufle (GM) | So she still has her scythe.
|
Red Redford | run away
|
Rochelle Gwerm | she must flee, and trigger AoOs
|
Navaya | I recall Druf said she is not immune to fire damage
|
Drufle (GM) | She is not, no.
|
Red Redford | nowhere to run...
|
Drufle (GM) | So on her turn she'll take that d6.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | probably not resistant to acid either
|
Navaya | right
|
Red Redford | "Stop drop and roll, friend! >:D"
|
Drufle (GM) | After Aerlin is Rochelle.
Rochelle Gwerm lets out a primal roar and charges full speed at the cultist
|
Rochelle Gwerm | CHARGE AND POWER ATTACK
actually drop the Power attack part
I don't like that High AC
|
Drufle (GM) | Wise.
|
Aerlin | By the way that time Aerlin's face shaped into some kind of horrific angel.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I WILL FLANK THOUGH
hohohoho
|
Aerlin | Think Bayonetta freaky ones
Screeee.
|
Drufle (GM) | You can't charge at a weird angle like that.
|
Navaya | oh thr brain bird boys
Rochelle Gwerm:
Rochelle Gwerm : Father's Greatclub, Cold Iron
Attack 27 vs AC
Damage 14
Type: B
|
Weapon Notes | A large greatclub made of stone.
|
Red Redford | your head turns into Ramiel
|
Navaya | I like those
|
Drufle (GM) | You can move and punch, though.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | rolling 1d6(
2
)
= 2
2 acid damage as well
|
Drufle (GM) | Right, 16 damage.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | fine I'll be here
|
Aerlin | Roch will constantly experiement to break new grounds in charging.
|
Navaya | she'll just break normal ground
|
Drufle (GM) | After her is Nhot, make another will save for me.
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+1(
8
)+1
= 9
nope
|
Drufle (GM) | Nope.
Navaya, your turn.
|
Aerlin | Has Nhot gotten a Fortune yet?
|
Navaya | right is there anything I can do to remove this... curse
?
|
Aerlin | I think she did...
|
Red Redford | remove paralysis
|
Drufle (GM) | I don't believe so?
|
Aerlin | The reroll thing.
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah, you can give her fortune for her next save.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | Rochelle gotten a fortune
|
Navaya | alright
|
G'hesh Nhot | ...........
|
Rochelle Gwerm | We have Nhot given one to the dragon
Navaya:
|
Navaya | Fortune
SPECIAL ABILITIES
SourceWitch (Winter Witch) (4)
Frequency 0/0 Per 24 hrs per target
Description
The witch can grant a creature within 30 feet a bit of good luck for 1 round. The target can call upon this good luck once per round, allowing him to reroll any ability check, attack roll, saving throw, or skill check, taking the better result. He must decide to use this ability before the first roll is made. At 8th level and 16th level, the duration of this hex is extended by 1 round. Once a creature has benefited from the fortune hex, it cannot benefit from it again for 24 hours.
|
Drufle (GM) | Right, so now the lady goes.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | run away fool
AoO for days
|
Drufle (GM) | Because she is actually unable to run away, she is allowed to fight.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | uhh
how can she not run?
there is room
|
Navaya | she can get up against that fucking wall
|
Drufle (GM) | Run means actually escape from your attacker.
You guys are blocking mean the only exit.
|
Navaya | oh
|
Rochelle Gwerm | huh
fiiiiine
|
Red Redford | ok
|
Navaya | I guess panicked would be "run blindly"
|
Drufle (GM) | So instead, she's gonna 5-foot up here.
|
G'hesh Nhot | fight or flight mode
|
Drufle (GM) | And make a concentration check.
|
Red Redford | "There is no escape for you! Surrender now so we may spare your soul."
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+11(
11
)+11
= 22
|
Rochelle Gwerm | fuck
|
Drufle (GM) | She saves, and pokes the minotaur.
|
G'hesh Nhot | .........
|
Drufle (GM) | Who stands right back up.
|
Red Redford | fuck
|
Aerlin | She still takes -2 to attack btw
|
Rochelle Gwerm | don't you fucking dare
I am going to literally kill you
|
Drufle (GM) | >:D
|
Navaya | boss fight...
|
Rochelle Gwerm | what the fuck did we just say about now making this fight longer
|
Drufle (GM) | It's an undead, it has so much less hp now.
|
Aerlin | Oh did we not
|
Rochelle Gwerm | *not
|
Aerlin | kill it
|
Navaya | undead?!
|
Red Redford | the magic touch
|
Drufle (GM) | You did, she just cast Animate Dead!
|
Navaya | eheheheheheheheheh
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I'm killing her
|
G'hesh Nhot | kill it someone before it kills me
|
Drufle (GM) | Lucky for you she doesn't actually have any heals I think.
Top of the round, Red!
|
Aerlin | Well...
We do.
|
Red Redford | firstable
ill knowledge
default Red Redford : Religion
Check 18
+4 Kn. religion, +2 Kn. of demigods
what are the weaknesses of undead
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I can't use knowledge checks while bloodraging aaaaaaa
|
Drufle (GM) | Positive energy, I suppose?
|
Red Redford | how abouy holy water
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh well yes.
|
Aerlin | Oh right.
|
Red Redford | ok then
|
Aerlin | We have some of that.
|
Red Redford | i have two
i throw one vial
|
Drufle (GM) | Well, you literally can't miss due to him being large.
So just roll 2d4+8
|
Red Redford | 14
|
Drufle (GM) | Gotcha.
Aerlin, your turn.
|
Red Redford | elemental!!
|
Rochelle Gwerm | is that doubled because undead or is that just normal?
|
Drufle (GM) | Right...
That's normal.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | also you forgot rock buddy again
|
Red Redford | 258
power
|
Rochelle Gwerm | shame on you
|
Drufle (GM) | I am so, so bad at remembering friends.
|
Red Redford | attack
|
Drufle (GM) | Wow, uh, that is very much a hit.
+3 to damage?
|
Red Redford | yes
|
Drufle (GM) | Right, now it's Aerlin's turn.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | how is it not dead again
|
Drufle (GM) | Those bones are looking a lot shakier than I thought it would be.
|
Aerlin | I have Holy Water as well.
|
Red Redford | brb
|
Drufle (GM) | I rolled really poorly on its living hp and really well on its undead hp.
That's why it's still around.
Toss a holy water, go ahead.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I want to eat dinner you fiend
|
Aerlin | So I'm gonna sprinkle that from above here.
|
Drufle (GM) | Roll 2d4+8 as well.
|
Aerlin | rolling 2d4+8(
1
+
4
)+8
= 13
|
Drufle (GM) | And that would be enough.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | did we hit top of round?
|
G'hesh Nhot | phew
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I forgot
|
Drufle (GM) | Now it's Rochelle's turn.
Oh, yeah.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | rolling 1d1(
1
)
= 1
|
Aerlin | Scuttle back and rat.
|
Navaya | the lady is just gobsmacked that we dealt with that thing
|
Aerlin | Rat misses.
On you go.
|
Drufle (GM) | She's disappointed, yeah.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | Flank
then GRAPPLE
Rochelle Gwerm : CMB
|
| Check: 13
|
Drufle (GM) | Boy, good luck with that.
Her CMD is very high.
|
Red Redford | CMB CMB
|
Rochelle Gwerm | fuck this
wait, how high is it?
|
Drufle (GM) | Next is, uh, Nhot.
|
Red Redford | over 9000
|
Drufle (GM) | 23.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | is this even possible?
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+1(
14
)+1
= 15
|
Rochelle Gwerm | oh of fucking course it is
|
G'hesh Nhot | ?
|
Red Redford | theres a formula and everything
|
Drufle (GM) | A save!
Barely.
|
Aerlin | Nhot has +15 or whatever to attack, anything is possible.
|
Red Redford | safe at last
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I fucking hate combat manuevers
they are literally useless
|
Drufle (GM) | She just sprints forward.
|
Red Redford | also dont worry animate dead cant re-revive something
|
Navaya | did you elect to use fortune before then or not
|
Drufle (GM) | She didn't, no.
So she can use it on one of her attack rolls.
|
Navaya | the rules say you have to "declare usage" before making a roll
which is
impossible to do anonymously
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+13 and re roll(
10
)+13
= 23
|
Drufle (GM) | Just barely a hit, roll tail.
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+9(
10
)+9
= 19
|
Drufle (GM) | Miss.
Roll sword damage, no demon bonus.
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d20+9(
11
)+9
= 20
|
Drufle (GM) | Good grief.
Wait.
|
G'hesh Nhot | i did declair a re roll
|
Drufle (GM) | Ohhhh.
Fair.
Still a miss.
|
G'hesh Nhot | oh
|
Drufle (GM) | Her AC is 23.
|
Aerlin | "Give up, you're outmatched. scuttles"
|
G'hesh Nhot | rolling 1d8+6(
3
)+6
= 9
|
Drufle (GM) | Scuttles, wow.
|
G'hesh Nhot | oh flanked?
|
Drufle (GM) | After Nhot is Navaya!
|
Red Redford | i bet this is one of those fights to the death folks
|
G'hesh Nhot | tail should hit
|
Drufle (GM) | Not enough, Nhot.
|
Aerlin | Never hurts to try...
|
G'hesh Nhot | with scared aswell
|
Navaya | FINALLY
|
Red Redford | use ice beam
|
Navaya | evil eye on her AC!
|
Rochelle Gwerm | this is the boss, now is the time to bring- oh
that's good too
|
Red Redford | nice
|
Aerlin | Oh, good idea.
|
Drufle (GM) | Scared gives her penalties to hit, not AC.
|
G'hesh Nhot | oh
|
Drufle (GM) | Evil eye gives her a penalty to Ac.
-2, right?
|
Navaya | yep
|
Drufle (GM) | Right, her turn!
|
Rochelle Gwerm | she's trapped
|
Red Redford | cant wait for that to turn to -4
|
Rochelle Gwerm | there is no escape
|
Drufle (GM) | Time for another concentration check.
|
Navaya | noooo
|
Rochelle Gwerm | god damn it
|
Navaya | roch moved there to block her
|
G'hesh Nhot | can she really concentrate with 3 people hitting her
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling d20+11(
14
)+11
= 25
Appparently so.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | this is dumb
|
Aerlin | Impressive.
|
Drufle (GM) | Rochelle takes...
|
Red Redford | tremendous concentration
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling 3d8+7(
1
+
4
+
7
)+7
= 19
19 damage.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | what is the point of being next to someone if it doesn't stop them from spellcasting?
|
Red Redford | what happened
|
Rochelle Gwerm | excuse you, saving throws?
|
Aerlin | She got lucky.
|
Drufle (GM) | Because they have to make concentration checks!
Oh, no save on this spell.
Inflict spells don't allow saves.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | well fuck you too then
|
Navaya | roch this is the boss
we can't have an easy time of it
|
Drufle (GM) | I think she's also going to 5-foot back to stop being flanked so much.
|
Red Redford | seems like a necromancer
|
Drufle (GM) | So Red's turn now.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I want to go eat dinner
|
Drufle (GM) | She's actually an oracle, how weird is that?
|
Red Redford | oh neat
|
Rochelle Gwerm | this little shit is just stalling
|
Navaya | hands up to let horanoven have his dinner
|
Red Redford | i earthglide my elemental
|
Drufle (GM) | Noven, you can go eat.
|
Red Redford | behind her
|
Drufle (GM) | I'll smash the lady's face in for you.
G'hesh Nhot raises her tail
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I need to finish this
|
Navaya | no you really don't
|
Red Redford | "Attack!"
|
Rochelle Gwerm | no you would just spam Power Attack with no regard for AC
|
Navaya | there's no pride on the line here
|
Red Redford | *power attack
|
Drufle (GM) | Stab her in the back, rock pal!
|
Red Redford | 189
|
Drufle (GM) | Uhhhh miss.
|
Navaya | I would in fact think less of you for NOT going and eating dinner
|
Drufle (GM) | AC is 21 now.
|
Red Redford | oh no
|
G'hesh Nhot | oh good
|
Drufle (GM) | Does Red himself want to do anything?
|
Red Redford | flanking bonus?
|
Drufle (GM) | That's just a +2.
Need 1 more.
|
Red Redford | dango
|
G'hesh Nhot | like shove the rod in the stone
|
Red Redford | shouldnt have power attacked
|
Drufle (GM) | Oh yeah, someone should go do that.
hint hint
|
Navaya | hang on a sec
|
Red Redford | can i do that
|
Rochelle Gwerm | reach in my bag
|
Drufle (GM) | You can yank the rod out of her pack, yeah.
|
Navaya | you;d have to get it out of the bag and that takes time
and SHE will notice
|
Red Redford | i take the thing from her thing
|
Drufle (GM) | Yeah, but she can't reach him, what's she going to do?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | Evil Lady won't be able to do anything abou tit
|
Red Redford | then next turn ill try to get in the room
|
Navaya | shoot him
|
Rochelle Gwerm | *about it
|
Drufle (GM) | Alright, next turn then.
Aerlin, you're up.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | rolling 1d1(
1
)
= 1
|
Drufle (GM) | Want to relay race the rod to the finish line?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I'm in threat range
so I can't move
|
Aerlin | Toss it up!
|
Rochelle Gwerm | Nhot, on the other hand
|
Drufle (GM) | I mean, you are on the ceiling.
|
G'hesh Nhot | me
|
Rochelle Gwerm | also Aerlin is literally on the ceiling
|
Aerlin | I scuttle over to Red
|
G'hesh Nhot | oh yes
ill go kill magic
|
Red Redford | "Teamwork! Go team!"
|
Aerlin | Uh. Poke?
|
Drufle (GM) | And you poke the wardstone?
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "I HAVE THIS UGLY CREATURE IN A CORNER. FINISH THIS MISSION"
|
Drufle (GM) | Stab, thrust, whatever.
|
Aerlin | I use the staff on it. Aerlin would know.
|
G'hesh Nhot | tickle
|
Aerlin | How to do that.
|
Drufle (GM) | Smart lady.
|
Navaya | link-style plunge
|
Rochelle Gwerm | Aerlin knows how to wand
kaboom?
|
Aerlin | Aerlin lowers herself to the ground as well.
|
Red Redford | latin choir
|
G'hesh Nhot | and the hevens open
|
Rochelle Gwerm | well then
|
Drufle (GM) | The room suddenly fills with blinding light, and the lady is shredded to pieces by the fragments of the wardstone.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | ouch
|
Red Redford | yike
|
G'hesh Nhot | have we gone all FF now
|
Navaya | oof
vindictive
|
Drufle (GM) | rolling 20d6(
4
+
1
+
6
+
1
+
5
+
6
+
6
+
2
+
5
+
5
+
2
+
1
+
5
+
5
+
5
+
5
+
2
+
5
+
4
+
3
)
= 78
She takes 78 damage.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | you think this is full FF?
|
Red Redford | omg
|
Navaya | no that was streak's game Sam
|
Red Redford | streak's game was glorious btw
|
Rochelle Gwerm | you should've been there for the crystal guardians game
|
Drufle (GM) | The energy miraculously avoids your party.
|
Aerlin | "Wha...this power...?"
|
Navaya | it was great and I miss it so
Rochelle Gwerm is immediately calmed
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "Wow"
G'hesh Nhot tries to eat the energy
|
Navaya | "it's beautiful"
|
Drufle (GM) | Vast amounts of holy power rush from the stone, surging through your bodies as you suddenly see visions of the past.
|
Red Redford | "It feels. Warm."
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "Uhh...I expected this to be much more explosive"
also mythic rank hell yeah
|
Drufle (GM) | You're all suddenly healed to full, and all your dailies are refreshed.
|
Navaya | "it's exploding in our miiiinds!!"
my reader's digest is repaired!
oh wait that's a quarterly
|
Drufle (GM) | You see a vision of long, long ago, when the wardstone was first installed here, in a ritual accompanied by the Herald of Iomedae, a glorious golden angel.
|
G'hesh Nhot | lol
|
Aerlin | "What...are these visions...? My past...?"
"(No...something else...)"
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "What...what is THAT"
|
G'hesh Nhot | birdie
|
Red Redford | "The Inheritor's light."
|
Drufle (GM) | You then see a vision of a young Lord Hulrun, leading the burning of "witches" in the courtyard in front of the Cathedral, an event that launches the Second Crusade.
|
Aerlin | Aerlin goes quiet, and tries to commit the visions to memory.
|
Red Redford | rip
|
Navaya | "hey! that ain't fun!!"
|
Drufle (GM) | 30 years later, you see a vision of the Storm King's first attack on Kenabres, when he first cracked this very wardstone.
Terendelev nearly kills him in the process and drives him away, starting the Fourth crusade.
|
Navaya | "I need to pee. when's the intermission?"
|
G'hesh Nhot | now
|
Red Redford | fourth impact
|
Drufle (GM) | Another 20 years later, a vision of Irabeth chasing a surly dwarf into the Cathedral, backing him up against the wardstone, where he touches it accidentally and sears his hand.
He summons a massive fiendish wasp and escapes the city.
|
Navaya | "we meant to know this guy?"
"nice wasp tho"
|
Drufle (GM) | And then you see a beautiful woman, with a long tail, clawed hands, and horns where her eyes should be, entrusting the care of the wardstone to this now-demolished lady.
|
Navaya | horns where her _eyes_ should be?
|
Red Redford | creepazoid
|
Rochelle Gwerm | interesting visual image
|
Drufle (GM) | And finally, you see a vision of something you know now will never happen; Areelu Vorlesh touching a purple crystal to the wardstone, and the entire border of Mendev suddenly flashing in a horrible violet light as thousands of crusaders are turned into monsters.
|
Navaya | "ooh, bad end avoided"
|
Drufle (GM) | And then a hole opens in the air in front of you.
|
Navaya | hello
|
Red Redford | we all get sucked in
|
G'hesh Nhot | ???
|
Red Redford | into SPACE
we starfinder now
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I am not ready for Space yet
|
Drufle (GM) | A demonic woman with batlike-wings, a horned forehead, and glowing red eyes stares furiously at you.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | I don't have my lightsaber
|
Drufle (GM) | You recognize her somehow as Vorlesh herself.
|
Navaya | "oh. Hello"
Rochelle Gwerm instinctively points at her and laughs
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "Hah!"
|
Navaya | "we're not in at the moment, can you call again never?"
Areelu Vorlesh frowns and glares at the party.
|
G'hesh Nhot | TOO LATE
|
Red Redford | "So you were responsible for all of this suffering..."
|
Areelu Vorlesh | "You have only delayed the destruction of your kind, but I can take steps to hasten your own!"
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "Try it!"
Areelu Vorlesh raises a hand and it begins glowing violently, but you don't actually feel anything happening.
Navaya smacks her ass at her, tattoo tweeting mockingly
|
Areelu Vorlesh | The elemental and rat start vibrating rapidly, though.
|
Drufle (GM) | (said by the gm)
|
Navaya | "oh wait"
Areelu Vorlesh scowls and lowers her hand.
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "Was that it?"
|
Navaya | "jitterbug curse"
|
Areelu Vorlesh | "The death throes of the wardstones seem to be protecting you from my magic. No matter. They cannot protect you from my slaves!"
|
Aerlin | "We can protect ourselves from them."
|
Rochelle Gwerm | "But are your slaves protected against...THESE?"
|
Aerlin | "Begone."
|
Drufle (GM) | And she raises her hand again, and suddenly a horde of small demons pour into the room.
Rochelle Gwerm flexes
|
Red Redford | "We can protect everyone. We will."
|
Rochelle Gwerm | time for more bloodrage?
|
Drufle (GM) | (assuming i put this picture in...)
Navaya huddles around the rat
|
Rochelle Gwerm | or is this a cutscene where we just punch a bunch of things
|
Aerlin | Aerlin turns around, readying her spear.
|
Red Redford | i sure hope it is
i want lunch now
|
Drufle (GM) | You know, it's meant to be a fight, but it can be a cutscene.
It's against 6 CR 6 demons.
|
Red Redford | o
Rochelle Gwerm glares at the demons, her three eyes glowing like rubies
|
Rochelle Gwerm | hmmm, that's pretty strong
I assume we're saved from this
|
G'hesh Nhot | ok cut scene souns nice
|
Navaya | well
|
Drufle (GM) | But you guys all have DR 10/good, Regen 5, resist acid/fire 10, your attacks all do +2d6, and you can add 1d12 to any roll.
|
Navaya | we did just get healed
for this
|
Rochelle Gwerm | wait wut
wow
|
Navaya | oh we're also mythic too
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Drufle (GM) | It's meant to be a fight you literally cannot lose.
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G'hesh Nhot | sounds fun
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Rochelle Gwerm | I'm fine with it being a cutscene
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Red Redford | beautiful
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Navaya | yeah let the man eat
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Drufle (GM) | So sure, the hole Vorlesh is casting through cuts out, and you guys just shred the fuck out of these poor babaus.
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Navaya | just
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Red Redford | we were super awesome fighting those demons probably
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Navaya | let me fight these babaus
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Red Redford | navi even used her blowdarts
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Navaya | daha bites their dicks off
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Rochelle Gwerm | uhhh
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Navaya | AHH
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Drufle (GM) | These guys.
G'hesh Nhot was a flurry of sword and tail working as one machine of death
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Navaya | you call that a babau?
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Rochelle Gwerm | so I assume we are level 5/mythic 1 now, yeah?
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Aerlin | I throw Entangle in there too its all so good.
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Navaya | I finally use ice slick
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Drufle (GM) | You're all actually level 6/tier 1!
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Navaya | they all fall over
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Rochelle Gwerm | TWO LEVELS???
wow
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Red Redford | two levels!!!??
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G'hesh Nhot | YES
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Red Redford | wow
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Drufle (GM) | When I said level 6 comes soon after level 5, I was not kidding.
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Aerlin | Good thing we're finishing then.
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Rochelle Gwerm | I am pleasently surprised
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Navaya | I see
level 5 for this quest
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Drufle (GM) | So, before everyone runs off, one more thing.
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Navaya | level 6 for this fight
we're not having
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G'hesh Nhot | so massive boost to my ac now lol
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Red Redford | +2 Wisdom baby
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Drufle (GM) | We get 6 little wardstone shards, that are neat relics you can use once.
I'll describe those later, just chuck them in the bag.
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Navaya | ok
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Red Redford | what is it drufle my man my best friend and dungeon master
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Drufle (GM) | But tonight, when you all sleep, revelling in your victory.
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Red Redford | ooh more artifacts
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Drufle (GM) | You have a shared dream.
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Rochelle Gwerm | rolling 2d10(
5
+
9
)
= 14
acceptable gains
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Red Redford | final fantasy music
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Drufle (GM) | A beautiful, short-haired woman with gleaming plate armor stands before you, beaming with joy.
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Red Redford | "Iomedae?"
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Drufle (GM) | She silently walks up to the five of you, and gives each of you a kiss on the forehead.
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Aerlin | blush
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Navaya | "oh!"
she has to stand on tippy toe to reach roch
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Red Redford | "Milady."
I kneel on one leg
Rochelle Gwerm sort of blushes
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G'hesh Nhot | she kissed dragon?
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Red Redford | bow my head
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Drufle (GM) | For doing something of incredible value to the forces of good, and also making an attempt to save this bastion of Iomedae's faith, she gives you all a pile of bones.
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Rochelle Gwerm | "Uhh...your welcome???"
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Drufle (GM) | Bones?
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Red Redford | oh
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Drufle (GM) | Boons.
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Navaya | thannk you!
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Drufle (GM) | Sorry.
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Red Redford | thanks for these bones
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Navaya | NOO
waht if
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G'hesh Nhot | BONES!!!!!!!!!
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Drufle (GM) | First, you all get +2 permanent bonus to any skill of your choosing.
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Navaya | they were HER bones
like
relics
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Red Redford | lmao
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Navaya | pieces of the true cross
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Drufle (GM) | Then, you get +5 hp, permanently.
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Red Redford | i pick influence
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Drufle (GM) | You get a free feat, and you get +2 to any stat!
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Rochelle Gwerm | Influence, of course
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Red Redford | oh myyy
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Aerlin | We're so fuckin OP
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Rochelle Gwerm | I have 73 health
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Aerlin | This should be fun.
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Rochelle Gwerm | this is amazing
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Drufle (GM) | And that is finally it.
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Rochelle Gwerm | +2 to a stat though
and a feat
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Drufle (GM) | I'm going to bed, as are the other 4 of you, and Golurk is going to eat lunch.
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Rochelle Gwerm | I was not prepared
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Aerlin | Immediate bed.
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Drufle (GM) | Well, Noven is eating dinner.
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Aerlin | Btw I know I missed the last log
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Rochelle Gwerm | I'm going to level after I eat
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Aerlin | Ill try do both tomorrow
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Red Redford | thanku
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G'hesh Nhot | LEVEL ME
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Drufle (GM) | So tired.......
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Aerlin | night, guardians
we're called that now
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