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Zmey	do you like what ive done im not zmey
Moppy	oh that's cute
Streak (GM)	im streak
PHOONE	im not so grump\
Golurk	sheena fits perfectly
Streak (GM)	good thing i wasn't on a secret npc there that would have been a goof or as the joker would say a boner
PHOONE	~secret npc~ i was just thinking about that today streak about the jokers boners he does love his boners
Streak (GM)	listen, 'white mage girl' the npc must be a secret for all of time sHIt
Streak (GM)	its really funny how well the tokens fit onto these heads ---
PHOONE	thats weird im pretty sure i typed !!!
Moppy	tiny orme face
Streak (GM)	you can't start with a !
PHOONE	what that's outrageous how else will i express the metal gear sound
Moppy	I have fallen afoul of that too
Streak (GM)	a reminder btw you should stay as your characters during the game
PHOONE	even for ooc things?
Moppy	I like isabel's armored bra thing
Golurk	type /ooc for ooc
Streak (GM)	yes just don't use quotes when you talk
Sheena	im test
Streak (GM)	no cuz then we need avatars for your real names too
Horanoven A.	ummm, hi?
PHOONE	fancy
Zmey	hi
Golurk	hi
Orme	hawwo
Golurk	i dont see the problem
Sheena	hi hora
Meruga	GROWL
Horanoven A.	I see we have drawings
Sheena	golurk drew us
Streak (GM)	its slightly extra work thats hte problem
Golurk	yeah its slightly extra work to talk ooc
Streak (GM)	ill leave it up to you
Golurk	it discourages oocc
Horanoven A.	This is awsome
Sheena	i am suffering from the bacon status
Orme	who's in control here
Horanoven A.	I don't even know what the bacon status is
Streak (GM)	its me
Orme	I demand that you show yourself
Zmey	i am very large grrr
Streak (GM)	nice mp sheena
Sheena	i can't fix it son of a fuck my mp cap is 4 now that the extra mp feat has been nerfed so it's actually better at level 1 now but i can't seem to change the max mp bar
Horanoven A.	ExtraMP got nerfed?
Sheena	it's just a flat +2 mp now instead of making your mp bonus scale faster
Streak (GM)	go to spells in your character sheet and change the number there its like, under level 9 no. of spells
Horanoven A.	wait, where does that leave mine at, then?
Streak (GM)	let me check
Sheena	yay yeah double check but i think it's just a flat 2 now
Zmey	MRMRMETAL
Horanoven A.	so...I have 3 bonus MP then
Sheena	glasses dad
Horanoven A.	we start with 1, right?
Orme	Musical Faces
Sheena	it's based on your INT theres a chart n stuff
Streak (GM)	yes you have 3
Horanoven A.	Mine would be based on wis
Streak (GM)	its wis for white mages
Sheena	white mages use wis? whaat ok
Horanoven A.	yep
Zmey	yee
Sheena	i guess that's a cleric thing
Streak (GM)	its cha for bards
Horanoven A.	why do you think I got 19 wis?
Sheena	of course it's cha
Zmey	perception checks
Sheena	constant vigilance
Horanoven A.	ok, so my max mp should be 3, then?
Orme	what can you even do with 3 mp
Streak (GM)	btw guys you might want to bring up your mythweaver sheets
Horanoven A.	three spells
Streak (GM)	they're faster than the ingame ones and you'll need them im sure
Horanoven A.	alright
Streak (GM)	btw the tokens here don't actually matter anymore i should have said since you've now editted them and stuff thats why their bars aren't showing up right
Sheena	o
Horanoven A.	I barely did anything, don't worry
Streak (GM)	but ive set up the proper ones in the next map
Sheena	:O 18 minutes do we have everyone we need drufle and sol
Horanoven A.	we have time. They'll make it
Sheena	sol is trying to get into his roll20 account rn isabel has perished
Horanoven A.	D:
Orme	who heals the healers
Horanoven A.	The necromancer
Sheena	hora make sure to set your typing thingy to isabel
Streak (GM)	Its Potions
Horanoven A.	Raises the healer
Orme	D:
Sheena	for the whole game
Horanoven A.	to heal themselves
Sheena	for logging poirposes
Isabel	Fiiiine Its not like I'm dead or anything
Golurk	typing?
Sheena	:[ the display name attached to ur chat messagors
Isabel	Golurk too, I guess
Golurk	lol
Streak (GM)	oh i have to test a thing is zmey gone
Zmey	NO
Isabel	Eh?
Streak (GM)	okay good the gm layer is hidden then
Zmey	i have been banished.. to the shadow realm pls remember me hi im back from the shadow realm
Isabel	Isabel : Cure School Healing; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 25 Effects/Target One living creature Duration Instant Saving Throw Will negates DC 15 Spell Resistance Yes (Harmless) Heals 15 points of damage. I healed you
Orme	it's not a long trip
Zmey	brb
Orme	cue long trip
Streak (GM)	you have brought back a lovely basket of soaps as a gift for your mother they are helldamned soaps
Isabel	How do I put macros in hotbar? I forgot
IE	never understood Sheena never did much of anything in here
Streak (GM)	settings then add if you want to add a specific macro from your sheet then you need its name which pops up if you hover over the button you use to use it
Sheena	hi drufle
Streak (GM)	or maybe not
Drufle	hurk
Streak (GM)	i think you can click and drag the button to the hotbar at the bottom too
Bronn	hi everyone
Isabel	uhhh
Bronn	hey uh
Streak (GM)	sorry this is a terrible explanation
Bronn	streak i believe those icons are in the wrong places
Sheena	what are you talking about seems fine to me
Isabel	dag nabit
Bronn	sheena you look so buff when did you grow a beard
Sheena	ive been lifting
Orme	we're cosplaying
Bronn	oh whoops i had my mic down
Sheena	oh you have voice on? i disabled voice
Orme	your armor is very tight
Sheena	playing and hearing
Bronn	i could turn my voice on
Isabel	I have no idea how to get these macros to work halp
Sheena	i think we all turned voice off
Bronn	but then i would just talk but then the log would be empty
Orme	be as me hora
Sheena	yea
Streak (GM)	you could but it would be awkward
Orme	don't even fuckin' bother
Streak (GM)	with only one person talking
Bronn	yeah
Zmey	this is why we had a whole week of checking people
Sheena	im just gonna roll manually
Bronn	i like talking though
Sheena	probably always
Isabel	Isabel : Perception Check 10 well that one worked
Sheena	rolling d20( 13 ) = 13
Isabel	the most pointless one worked I can roll that with my eyes closed
Bronn	i dont even have any macros aside from the ones already in the sheet
Golurk	heretic!
Sheena	me2
Bronn	my job is to stab i dont need macros really
Isabel	Isabel : Initiative Check 4.01
Bronn	Bronn : Melee Attack Check 8 aw butts
Golurk	well its convenient for the most common rolls to be in the bottom bar so you dont have to rummage through the sheet
Bronn	yeah i know im pulling out the useful ones
Isabel	Isabel : Ranged Attack Check 5
Bronn	i know how this program works
Isabel	I have such bad aim
Sheena	whoa how did you get a 4.01 for initiative
Golurk	anyone still have roll20 questions?
Bronn	its the calculations
Sheena	how do you get a percentage of a die
Isabel	random tiebreaking
Golurk	we still have like 10 minutes i think
Bronn	yeah its tiebreaking so its just sol still right
Isabel	Isabel : Earth Rod Attack 6 Damage 6 Type Magical Ranged Touch Attack, Earth Element
Streak (GM)	yeah he'll be here soon
Sheena	ic
Streak (GM)	ive been listening to the same 46 second song for an hour
Bronn	aw nuts
Isabel	Isabel : Earth Rod Attack 17 Damage 5 Type Magical Ranged Touch Attack, Earth Element
Bronn	i cant pull class features out?
Sheena	Sheena : Goblin Puncher (Heavy Mace) Attack 18 Damage 10 Type Bludgeoning
Bronn	whats this nonsense Golurk: Zmey : Rusty Rapier Attack 7 Damage 5 Type Piercing En garde! Beware of tetanus!
Sheena	hi sol
Bronn	Bronn : Deadly Lancer Class : Dragoon Gain extra damage when jumping. wait there we go
Solshine	Hi
Isabel	Hey Sol
Bronn	Bronn : Deadly Lancer Class : Dragoon Gain extra damage when jumping.
Streak (GM)	yay!
Isabel	Become the dwarf
Bronn	Bronn : [LB] Falling Meteor Class : Dragoon Leap up to 60 feet, crash in 20-foot radius burst. Deals 9 damage and requires DC 14 Reflex save or prone. Bronn : [LB] Falling Meteor Class : Dragoon 2d6 dmg in 20ft radius at point within 60ft, DC14 for Prone
Bogrir	Ye cannot rush a dwarf in his craft!
Bronn	Bronn : Jump Class : Dragoon Better at jumping. hrmmm
Sheena	golurk: how do i do the macro thing without clicking on the little button the thing streak tried to explain earlier
Streak (GM)	sheena how much mp should you have again
Sheena	4
Isabel	Isabel : Cure School Healing; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 25 Effects/Target One living creature Duration Instant Saving Throw Will negates DC 15 Spell Resistance Yes (Harmless) Heals 14 points of damage.
Sheena	i already fixed it
Streak (GM)	alright thats fine
Solshine	Who is who again?
Streak (GM)	i was checking the proper token
Isabel	That one works, I just can't put it in the hotbar
Sheena	yours truly, brock
PHOONE	(it's me)
Bronn	Bronn : [LB] Falling Meteor Class : Leap up to 60 feet, crash in 20-foot radius burst. Deals 5 damage and requires DC 14 Reflex save or prone.
Sheena	thank
Orme	I am Mopp butts
Sheena	what who said that
Meruga	Ry RAm RaLSO RMopp its me, me
Solshine	oh god, it's scooby doo
Bronn	Bronn : Athletics Check 27 FLYYYY im drufle by the way
Streak (GM)	okay time for a sound check please adjust your volumes
Solshine	hmm
Isabel	begin sounging sounding
Solshine	i guess isabel is golurk?
Isabel	dang it
Bronn	whoa i love bogrirs helmet
PHOONE	no isabel is hora
Isabel	Hai
Bronn	now that i can actually see it zmey is golurk
Solshine	oh riht
Zmey	rawr
Bronn	hes not talking right now
Streak (GM)	this should be the average volume i think i made all the tracks about hte same
Orme	lounge choco
PHOONE	alright guys get out of the way the adventure is starting
Streak (GM)	you should know there's a master volume bar in the settings if you need it
Bronn	i like how zf and i are almost the same color how did that happen
PHOONE	color? oh that ill change mine if i can
Bronn	also itd be a good idea for everyone to stay impersonated for log's sake
Sheena	i refreshed forgot to fix it whoops
Bronn	ok just checking Bronn : Athletics Check 20 aw
Sheena	nice.
Bogrir	so, OOC = no quotes, otherwise quotes, yes?
Bronn	man you suck at jumping bronn yes anything without quotes is ooc anything with quotes is dialogue
Orme	"Is this confounded log our lord and master, HMM?" Bronn this is action! Bogrir OK!
Bronn	"Well it might as well be, ya dolt."
Sheena	golurk this dragging icon thing isnt working im just gonna be lazy and do it the old fashioned way
Isabel	I can't remember the action command
Streak (GM)	yes some macros are weird and don't go into the bar
Bronn	its /me
Sheena	it's me
Streak (GM)	./w Streak should message me
Bogrir	can i import anyone else's macros or something
Streak (GM)	if you need that
Bogrir	do i have to make my own?
Zmey	or ./w gm
Bronn	Bronn : Melee Attack Check 20 Isabel waves
Bronn	HUF
Zmey	the character sheet has macros built in
Bronn	yeah if you go to the top right
Sheena	jesus bronn
Bronn	with the gear
Streak (GM)	you can popout the sheet
Sheena	save some for the fight
Streak (GM)	with the top left buitton
Bronn	look sheena im made for spears
Sheena	made of spears
Bronn	man i just noticed
Zmey	whats that it doesnt look like a weapon roll why does it just say the attack roll
Bronn	we actually have 3 male and 3 female characters
Isabel	Ah, thats helpful, thanks Streak
Bronn	thats so weird
Zmey	50/50.. so weird
Bronn	its an attack roll
Sheena	lol
Isabel	Balance
Bronn	i have a +5 to hit
Zmey	yeah that is on purpose
Sheena	chatlocked: tale of a million dudes
Bogrir	don't see the built in ones #attack hm
Bronn	was chatlocked our old homestuck rp
Sheena	Sheena : Melee Attack Check 18
Zmey	on your character sheet there are buttons that roll for you
Streak (GM)	are preperations complete
Bronn	that had like
Sheena	yes
Bronn	mira i think what ever happened to mira
Sheena	she got a life
Bronn	yikes poor girl wait crap its past 7 now
Sheena	bogrir: on your sheet go to the 'attacks' tab
Isabel	ooooh, its starting
Bogrir	Bogrir : Melee Attack Check 20
Sheena	click the d20 icons on the far left of the top yeah!
Streak (GM)	okay enough elevator music
Isabel	Isabel : Ranged Attack Check 4
Sheena	Sheena : Magic Missile (Wind Staff) Attack 11 Damage 9 Melee Notes : whack whack in the nutsack Ranged Notes : we can always dream Type Magical Ranged Touch Attack, Wind Element
Isabel	Gotta get the bad aiming out now
Bronn	you guys are so terrible at this
Zmey	what macros are those why are they just attack rolls
Streak (GM)	we'll start when you're all ready
Sheena	those should not both have been ticked
Bogrir	Bogrir : Perception Check 3
Sheena	zmey: the top of the sheet
Bronn	because we didnt put damage in our rolls
Zmey	i am disturbed
Bronn	im going to do those separately
Bogrir	I'm blind!
Sheena	lets you roll just a generic attack/ranged attack roll rather than per weapon for some reason
Bronn	especially because of my whole "add more damage for more distance" thing
Isabel	Isabel : Perception Check 18
Bogrir	ok so ping me on irc when we're ready to go
Sheena	we rae ready to go now let's go gogogogo!!!!
Isabel	Lez do dis!
Bogrir	everyone is present?
Bronn	Bronn : Wyvern's Fang Attack 10 Damage 7 Type Slashing
Zmey	cough cough
Isabel	ISABEL JENKINS!!
Zmey	lalalalalala
Sheena	o Orme cracks knuckles
Bronn	Bronn : Wyvern's Fang Attack 23 Damage 10 Type Slashing Bronn|repeating_weapon_0_notes
Streak (GM)	cough cough
Zmey	tap tap tap
Streak (GM)	gack
Bronn	well nuts lets not use that macro
Sheena	ahum
Zmey	you all suck at macros
Sheena	okay let's get this show on the road!! chop chop yeah im not a leet hacker like u goluk logrik
Zmey	2leet4u plebs
Bronn	so uh when do we leave portrait land
Streak (GM)	right every player say here then stop talking
Bronn	here
Bogrir	HERE
Orme	here
Sheena	does this game have a 'shut up let the gm talk' mode
Zmey	aye aye
Isabel	here
Sheena	yeah im here
Streak (GM)	okay thats six!! lets tart tart Isabel laughs
Zmey	i miss jikai
Bogrir	lol
Isabel	nice spelling
Sheena	fart
Isabel	is this a cutscene?
Orme	gasp
Isabel	Isabel : Perception Check 11
Bronn	(guys shush be quiet)
Bogrir	aight aight let's not make this log incomprehensible ---
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Streak (GM)	Earth. A planet shaped and molded by many types of creatures. Countless unique and special lives have been lead here, each one unique. Heroes are born, adventure seekers who travel in search of fame and power. Others prefer the comfort of home, and work to make the world a safer place. Magic burns in the souls of the people, while technology advances unfalteringly.
Streak (GM)	There are those who seek power, and march forward in the name of conquest. Warriors and mages clash with sword and flame. There are times of peace, but there are also times of war. This Chaos is part of Life. And all is in balance. Or so it was... Adventure calls. Bogrir claps
Sheena	hello
Streak (GM)	Welcome to...
Isabel	We apparently live on a planter
Bronn	im not crying, you are
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Streak (GM)	Eden!
Sheena	okay you can't start messages with punctuation, i hate this
Streak (GM)	I hope you liked the intro, even if i did type in the first line typo*
Bogrir	dude
Bronn	it wouldnt be streak without typoes
Sheena	it was v nice
Zmey	dayum
Orme	it was good
Bogrir	you timed it so perfectly with the music like
Isabel	oh my, I just scrolled to the town
Bogrir	i was touched
Golurk	this is fancy
Sheena	oh zoom out ok
Isabel	That is a big sheep
Sheena	i thought it was a blackscreen
Golurk	although i was sent to the dark corner of this map at first
Bronn	oh theres the map
Streak (GM)	So! This is Eden, commonly regarded as the largest city in the world. (please scroll down)
Golurk	i think the gm can control the camera
Streak (GM)	i recommend zooming to 50% on the left
Bronn	ok i found me
Sheena	:D
Streak (GM)	Yep, you're all spread out right now because none of you know each other yet unless maybe you want to
Bogrir	I'm checking out some shoddy worksmanship apparently
Bronn	man i am so loving the ffta pogs Zmey admires the festivities.
Streak (GM)	Eden is a center of advancement and progress, you'll find many races of people living here. Humes, Moogles, Elvanns, the Nu Mou and if you're lucky, the occasional friendly Qu. Look, there's even a Gria there! Zmey waves
Bogrir	(No idea what any of those are)
Bronn	i see multiple gria
Streak (GM)	The city is largely centered around the Church of Eden, a massive and grand structure built for the worship of the Gods.
Sheena	shh Isabel looks around at the stalls
Streak (GM)	Really, the church is massive its to the north of here, but you aren't allowed there
Sheena	3fancy 5me
Isabel	I see mechs up the street
Streak (GM)	Right now, it seems a festival is underway! The entire city is out at night, checking out all the festivities around. Fireworks light the night sky, batheing the streets below in magical light of all kinds of colours. There's all kinds of things to do.
Isabel	Jeeze, I was here this morning. How long have I been here
Streak (GM)	Like the merchants stalls, displaying all kinds of food There's a petting zoo over there...
Zmey	"..."
Streak (GM)	or maybe you're just relaxing at a bar Bronn stretches his arms behind his head, standing up from sitting against a shack Meruga slups and slobbers
Streak (GM)	in fact lets just ask you guys what are you all doing here?? Sheena stares eagerly at the chocobos grazing in the nearby field
Bogrir	I'm looking for information about the fabled Fullmetal there's a myth about in my clan
Isabel	I work here, but I got the day off for the festival
Orme	"Meruga, stop it! don't drink fountain water"
Bogrir	Eden seems like a good place to start
Orme	"you don't know where it's been"
Sheena	"Hey, cmon! Do something cool!!"
Bronn	I'm here along with some of the Wyrmsbane, enjoying some time off.
Zmey	"I want to to touch these Chocobo."
Chocobo	"Kweh??" Isabel checks the nearby stall
Orme	I'm taking a break from my creature studies Bogrir approaches the weapons mercant.
Orme	night walk with my wolf
Bogrir	"I see ye sell some arms. Make 'em yerself?"
Streak (GM)	I should tell you about the NPCs with orange dots they have things to say
Sheena	i'm gonna try and like pet the chocobo and shit
Streak (GM)	if you feel like listening
Sheena	would that be a nature check
Zmey	Zmey : Perception Check 8 eavesdropping
Streak (GM)	Sheena, you successfully pet the chocobo.
Bogrir	yeee first perception check of the game!
Sheena	fuck yes
Streak (GM)	Well done!
Bronn	alright hold up, lets try and do this one person at a time just so it doesnt get too out of control
Bogrir	agreed
Streak (GM)	Yes, thats the issue here, haha Isabel moves over to another stall Sheena is content to pet the chocobo like, forever
Streak (GM)	Let's see...
Bogrir	it's alright bogrir's just messing about really
Streak (GM)	Bogrir
Sheena	im gonna shut up for a bit now
Streak (GM)	You see on this weapons stall all manner of strange weapons there's a gun thats also a spear
Sheena	hot
Streak (GM)	a giant piece of metal called a Buster Sword
Streak (GM)	it's all very expensive, what with the festival markup
Bogrir	I'd like to check if any of the metals are strange
Streak (GM)	And besides, they don't even look that well made. You could roll for that, right
Bogrir	yeah, i just odn't know what to roll perception? and it gets a bonus from goldsniffeR?
Bronn	(knowledge engineering if thats still a thing)
Streak (GM)	you're a blacksmith my trade after all by*
Golurk	that would be appraise, IF WE HAD ONE
Streak (GM)	roll your profession
Bogrir	I don't see profession..
Streak (GM)	it'll be in the background skills tab i think
Bronn	lemme open the unchained book to check out what skills are what yeah it should be background
Bogrir	ah yes Bogrir : Profession () Check 10 Isabel greats one of the guards
Isabel	"Good evening!"
Streak (GM)	Giving the weapons a quick look, before the moogle merchant gets annoyed, you determine these weapons are made of basic iron. Very boring, if not interestingly designed, at least. Bogrir walks away, uninerested.
Streak (GM)	Right, Zmey, what will you do
Bogrir	that is if i knew how to walk away
Zmey	Zmey : Performance Check 19 i DANCE
Bronn	wow there is literally no knowledge engineering with consolidated skills weird
Sheena	no it's under technology
Bronn	ohh right
Sheena	which is a trained skill
Bronn	i forgot we had that
Streak (GM)	You do a fantastic dance for the crowds. Isabel notices Zmey dancing
Sheena	im gonna roll perception to see if i notice the sounds and such over the fireworks there are still fireworks right
Streak (GM)	In fact, their attention is drawn away from the nearby Moogle Bros., to you. Bronn stares down the nearby guard intently.
Sheena	Sheena : Perception Check 8 well i notice jack shit
Armored Guy	"Uh...hey there! Enjoyin' the festival?"
Zmey	"The atmosphere! Hella festive!"
Bogrir	"Hmph." "S'alright."
Bronn	"What are you even guarding? There ain't nothing in the remote vicinity!"
Moppy	back in a tick
Sheena	guys im pretty sure hes just talking to bronn haha
Golurk	oh he's way over there
Armored Guy	"Oh, I'm off duty. Just didn't feel like changing!"
Bogrir	Oh. dur.. pls delete the durp
Sheena	hehe
Bronn	"Oh. Ah, I feel ya man, it's a tough job."
Armored Guy	"Lucky too, getting off on a night like this."
Golurk	ping them first or something
Bronn	"Ain't it though? Pretty great festival ya got here."
Armored Guy	"It is! I even got my fortune told at the tent over there."
Sheena	oh shit a tent
Bronn	"I was wondering what was up with that guy, seemed awful suspicious."
Armored Guy	"She was real prophetic and stuff."
Bronn	or girl whoops Sheena is petting the shit out of this chocobo
Streak (GM)	Let's shift focus again. Orme! What's up
Sheena	mopp went pee pick someone else
Streak (GM)	Orme is peeing a nearby bar.
Sheena	what
Streak (GM)	We'll come back later.
Sheena	you mean at a bar or ow ooh eeh
Zmey	the entire bar
Streak (GM)	at!!
Sheena	im slain
Streak (GM)	Isabel!! whats up
Sheena	chapter 1: the party mocks the dm's typos endlessly
Isabel	I was watching Zmey dance
Sheena	chapter 2: dm's revenge
Bronn	ah, a true tabletop game
Sheena	you should like, strike up a conversation, yo
Isabel	I could roll perception to look for something else Zmey is too hot! (HOT DAMN)
Sheena	let's get some inter-party talk going damn damn damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Streak (GM)	You can't help but notice the smells in the air, as well. There's so much food around.
Golurk	lets wait for the explosion
Isabel	Oooh, food Isabel : Perception Check 5
Bogrir	yeah I favour waiting for explosions too
Isabel	welp, I have no nose, apparently
Streak (GM)	You could also talk to the locals, and gather information
Sheena	man we are digging the perception checks
Streak (GM)	Like, what is this festival even about? Do -any- of you know?
Isabel	The moon?
Bogrir	THe sun?
Bronn	well i was going to ask
Streak (GM)	That was last week.
Sheena	can i make a society check
Zmey	(use diplomacy to gather info)
Sheena	my society skill is pretty high id probably know
Isabel	Isabel : Knowledge-History Check 23 wait, I can't do that
Zmey	or yeah knowledge local/something else
Bogrir	pff nice
Sheena	Sheena : Society Check 23
Isabel	nevermind
Sheena	samesies
Streak (GM)	These two know whats up.
Isabel	Wait, shouldn't I be able to do that? I go tall the knowledges as class skills
Sheena	u should like, whisper us all the Hot Deets
Streak (GM)	Sheena, you speak to this person
Sheena	okay!!
Streak (GM)	Good pick too, she clearly works at the church.
Orme	sorry, meru I had to find a safe place for meru to poop
Sheena	"Excuse me, miss? I'm not from around here, could you tell me what this festival is about?"
Orme	they are, in a word, rancid
Tarutaru Priest	"Hmm? This is the Festival of the Lady, a yearly event held to sing praise to Althena, who's statue is said to grant protection and fortune to the city."
Bronn	Bronn : Society Check 2
Sheena	bronn no
Bronn	nope
Zmey	Zmey : Influence Check 15
Isabel	Excellent as always, Bronn Bronn runs around, flipping off everyone in sight.
Tarutaru Priest	"Are you not from around here?"
Sheena	"Oh, of course! My village held our festival last month."
Bogrir	are we still doing focus shifts or are we just doing w/e whenever? I lost track.
Sheena	althena is my patron deity
Tarutaru Priest	"Ah..."
Sheena	so i assume my town is probably Pretty Into That Shit
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Streak (GM)	Bronn, you talk to this guy. All the way over here.
Sheena	streak is just kind of making us do things because we are doing nothing on our own
Isabel	I kinda want to buy some cake
Bronn	"Hey, uh, hunter man. What up with the lights and shit?"
Isabel	I'm pretty sure this is a cake stall
Sheena	bronn is a pottymouth
Surprised Lad	"That SHEEP is MASSIVE. WHAT." "Oh my GOD."
Bronn	"Ah, of course." Sheena is attracted by the HOT SHEEP
Bronn	"Well have fun with your, uh."
Sheena	"Holy shit"
Bronn	"Clear mental problems."
Zmey	(next time we do this we roll initiative)
Streak (GM)	Isabel rolled too right
Isabel	(agreed)
Sheena	yes
Bogrir	(seconded) Bronn turns around and sees the mage behind him.
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Streak (GM)	Isabel! You speak to this person.
Isabel	Alright, no cake then
Sheena	"I was pretty sure that was a statue..."
Isabel	"Hello!"
Well-Dressed Lady	"The Lady's Statue seems like it has always been there. No one knows who made it, but some think the city was built around it. The legends say that the statue has never come to harm, in fact, it's never even come under the threat of harm. Pretty amazing, huh?"
Isabel	(I feel like I should know these people)
Well-Dressed Lady	"Sorry, I just love talking."
Isabel	"Oh, yeah, its rather impressive"
Bronn	wait what statue the one in the fountain?
Isabel	"Thats ok, you just caught me off guard"
Well-Dressed Lady	"My friend here loves talking too."
Sheena	i believe it was in the church we can't enter
Bronn	oh right
White Mage Girl	"Do you think I should join the church? I really like the robes..."
Isabel	"Oh, yes you should"
White Mage Girl	"Hey, you're an acolyte, aren't you?"
Isabel	"Yep"
White Mage Girl	"That is SUCH a nice robe." "Of course, the standard white mage robes are nice too..." Isabel gives a massive grin
Picture	Sheena realizes that a scary guy with a spear has been staring at her for several minutes
Zmey	take me to church ill worship like a mog
Streak (GM)	She continues for some time.
Sheena	"Uh... hey there."
Isabel	"Yeah, the robes are great"
Streak (GM)	Sheena and Bronn are speaking now!
Isabel	"White and Red fit so well together"
Streak (GM)	Wow!!
Bogrir	otp
Bronn	"I don't think I've ever seen that kinda robe before. What's your name, little one?"
Sheena	"Hey! I'm not that short!"
Isabel	(Isn't Sheena your height, Bronn?)
Zmey	(tl note: they are the same height)
Bronn	yes thats the joke thank you
Isabel	(oohhhhhh)
Sheena	mhm
Bronn	"Pretty sure most of your height is that hair, miss."
Zmey	(dat napoleon complex) Sheena pouts
Sheena	"I'm a blue mage, I'll have you know."
Isabel	(Bronn isn't getting any ladies this festival)
Bronn	"A what? Mages come in blue colors too?"
Sheena	"I study monsters." anime sparkles
Bogrir	quick question, how the italics?
Sheena	asterisks
Bronn	"Hey, what a coincidence! I kill monsters!"
Sheep	"Baa."
Zmey	otp otp
Sheena	"I've often found that murder is the best form of research..."
Bronn	"Finally, someone understands."
Sheena	"Like this sheep, for instance."
Isabel	(Well, since it may be awhile before the action, I'm going to get something to eat real quick)
Bronn	"Hey uh, I think the animals like you."
Isabel	(one moment)
Sheena	"We all know they make wool, and whatnot." Sheena absent-mindedly scratches the sheep behind the ears
Sheena	"But what do they look like on the inside?"
Bronn	"Well here, let's get a closer look." Bronn : Athletics Check 28
Chickobo	"Kwee!"
Bronn	HURF
Sheena	o-o
Picture	Bronn leaps up to the nearby outcropping.
Farmer	"Hey!! If you wanted to ride the chocobos, you should've asked!"
Bronn	"Nah, I'm just looking, don't worry."
Streak (GM)	He looks mad, more than amazed at your cool jumps.
Sheena	he's Jump Jealous
Bronn	"I don't really plan on hurting noone, not yet."
Sheena	"Nice air, dude. Never seen anyone jump quite like that."
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Bronn	"SHIT"
Streak (GM)	A chocobo joins you.
Bronn	"Whoa, uh, easy there big fella."
Sheena	"Except... yeah, the chocobos."
Zmey	(seduce the king chocobo)
Bogrir	(brb, sorry)
Streak (GM)	He seems friendly! All chocobos are.
Sheena	"Are you some sort of chocobo-man? Are you a superhero or something?"
Streak (GM)	It's a universal truth. Bronn reluctantly pats the chocobo on the head.
Bronn	"Well, I don't mean to brag, but I am a member of the Wyrmsbane, some of the best fighters ever." Bronn flexes.
Sheena	"ohoho" Sheena senses a business opportunity
Sheena	"Say, would that sort of group... tend to do a lot of epic questing and such? Lots of travel, lots of fighting?"
Zmey	(yes good)
Bronn	"Oh yeah, tons. I mean, I haven't actually done any myself, but that's just cuz I'm new to this." "You know, the stabbing things."
Sheena	"Are you hiring?" "I can get you a copy of my character sheet..." what 4th wall
Bronn	"Hiring? Pshh, you don't get hired by the Wyrmsbane."
Streak (GM)	thats just what the call resumes here
Bronn	"You gotta get selected, ya know?"
Sheena	as i figured streak
Bronn	Bronn : Athletics Check 25 Bronn leaps off the outcropping back next to Sheena.
Sheena	"Aw psh, I didn't mean a permanent position. More of a... consulting thing, you know?" "Where's the rest of your group, anyway?"
Bronn	"Well, I dunno. They told me to enjoy the festivities and meet back with them when I was done."
Sheena	"Uh..."
Streak (GM)	Bronn!
Bronn	uh hello
Sheena	??
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+1( 12 )+1 = 13
Bronn	oh dear
Sheena	the dice have come out o shit!!!
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Streak (GM)	You notice a vicious Silver Lobo behind Sheena! Ah!!
Bronn	"Whoa, shit! Move aside, lady." "I got this."
Sheena	"What the-" Bronn whips out his glaive and bars it against his thigh.
Streak (GM)	On closer inspection, it appears to be playing with a large man. Aw, so cute!
Sheena	"Aw, a puppy!!"
Bronn	"Oh. False alarm, I guess."
Orme	Orme : Perception Check 14 "Hey, what the-!"
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Sheena	"Hey mister, can I pet your dog?"
Bronn	"(wanted to stab something man fuggin son of a cactuar)"
Bogrir	Puppy! zooooom! lol
Orme	"um, sure, I guess"
Sheena	"Sick." Meruga slathers happily
Bronn	"How the hell did you tame a lobo?" Sheena pets the shit out of the scary dog
Moppy	"ah, that is rather a long story"
Sheena	"Who's a cute little demonspawn?" mopp careful you switched nicks olo
Streak (GM)	He's got two characters
Orme	sorry
Streak (GM)	its bound to happen
Sheena	we'll fix it in post
Orme	it's at the top of the list "but the short version is, I was attacked by her"
Bronn	"... and then it became your friend."
Sheena	Sheena : Lore (Monster Ecology 101) Check 12 Bronn crosses his arms and looks up at the giant man.
Sheena	tell me everyhting i know about silver lobos
Orme	"miraculously, yes! I can't quite explain how it happened, but we... connected in some way"
Streak (GM)	You know they use their large claws to attack. It's very painful.
Sheena	anything about them being like territorial living in packs?
Orme	"my home city was attacked by monsters, and I could tell this one was being controlled"
Sheena	or do i not know
Zmey	Zmey : Perception Check 7
Streak (GM)	Like any wolf, Lobos tend to hunt in packs, yes.
Sheena	"Aren't lobos normally part of packs?" Zmey looks around for any interesting happenings.
Orme	"That is normally the case yes. They're very social animals, which means they're relatively easier to tame than other creatures."
Streak (GM)	Really, the Silver Lobo is very noticable. There aren't many Actual Monsters running around. Zmey sees the Lobo and the small crowd around it. Bronn glares down at the shiny canine.
Sheena	"Others... Do you tame other things, too??" Bronn slowly leans down and pokes the lobo.
Sheena	"That's so cool! Oh man..."
Bogrir	You realise bogrir is just gonna pout because there isn't a pub around right
Sheena	maybe bogrir heads towards the nearest pub and we all happen to walk that way anyway
Streak (GM)	Zmey, you can move to the crowd if you want, or continue dancing?
Orme	"I've been trained in the arts of monster taming by Cam Sành. Have you heard of him?"
Sheena	he puts up a classified ad asking for people to help him find rare metals Sheena : Society Check 10 good question im gonna say no "Can't say I have..."
Bogrir	Bogrir : Knowledge-Local Check 11 where IS the nearest pub?
Sheena	"I'm training in Blue Magic, but I haven't been able to find much in the way of historical texts."
Orme	"oh dear, he's quite a famous Nu Mou druid around these parts"
Bronn	Bronn : Society Check 12
Sheena	"I'm from a village a good ways off from here. Afraid I don't know my way around terribly well."
Streak (GM)	Bogrir: You should roll society instead.
Bogrir	Bogrir : Society Check 19 much better GIMME DRINK!
Bronn	"I haven't been here long, I don't know much about the people round these parts."
Sheena	"Does he live near here? I'd love a chance to get to see more monsters up close and personal."
Streak (GM)	Bogrir spots a pub, and is about to leave, when Zmey stops dancing and walks towards an odd crowd.
Bogrir	hint taken
Streak (GM)	You don't have to hehe
Sheena	dwarf senses tingling
Bogrir	'Hm? That's a rather odd collection of people..."
Streak (GM)	They look like travellers, though.
Orme	"Well if it's no trouble to you, I would happily show you both around town. I'm afraid I can't arrange a meeting with my master tonight, he is quite busy" Bogrir walks over to see what the commotion is about
Streak (GM)	They have the oddest outfits.
Zmey	"Siiiiir!"
Sheena	"Oh, that'd be great! I don't know how long I'll be stay- oh?"
Orme	"I was, to be honest, turfed out tonigh-oh my, more guests"
Streak (GM)	The crowd murmurs with disappointment and returns to the performance of the Mog Bros.
Zmey	"On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate my moves?"
Isabel	(and back)
Zmey	Zmey : Performance Check 12
Bronn	"Well I guess I ain't getting any rest any more." Bronn suddenly stares at the gria.
Bronn	"Wait... the fuck?" Meruga is feeling uncomfortable from the large number of strangers pressing around her!
Bogrir	"That's an impressive beast y'have there, mate."
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Streak (GM)	Isabel can't help but notice the odd crowd that's gathered next to her. Especially since one of them is a giant silver lobo.
Bogrir	(He's a natural dwarf buddy)
Isabel	Isabel : Perception Check 12 Meruga makes a break for freedom
Zmey	(why is everyone moving like chess pieces)
Isabel	"Um, sir? I think your dog just ran"
Zmey	"Oh!!" Bronn is staring very intently at Zmey.
Sheena	"Come back, puppy!"
Bogrir	"A feisty one, at that."
Zmey	"Did I scare that sick dog away?"
Meruga	"HEY! get back here! heel!"
Zmey	oh Sheena chases after the dog who is calling herself to stay
Orme	whoops Bronn slowly pulls his glaive out.
Streak (GM)	You'll get used to it.
Bogrir	hang on
Isabel	(The challenges of multi characters)
Meruga	sniff
Bogrir	Bogrir : Perception Check 3
Isabel	Isabel : Perception Check 11
Sheena	what are you all perceiving
Bogrir	i don't hear that glaive at all eh w/e
Isabel	Do I notice the glaive?
Streak (GM)	yes what are you all looking for
Sheena	it's huge how coulld you not lol
Zmey	a glaive is a giant weapon
Bogrir	lookin in another directio
Orme	"Oh no, I was hoping to keep her away from this part of town..."
Bogrir	i rolled 3 lol
Sheena	it's by no means concealed
Streak (GM)	isabel does, bogrir is distracted by balloons.
Bronn	its a 6 foot long pole with a blade on the end
Streak (GM)	they're pink and shiny
Isabel	"Hey? What's with the spear?"
Streak (GM)	Bronn seems wary of the Gria. Bogrir ponders the colour of orichalchum in the legends.
Bronn	"Don't you worry miss, I got this handled." Isabel looks around, confused
Streak (GM)	Zmey notices.
Isabel	"Take care of...what?" Sheena uhh Isabel eyes Bronn suspiciously
Bronn	"Shhh, you'll scare it."
Zmey	to Isabel "I don't think that dog like my arrangement" Meruga scents the giant sheep over the fence
Zmey	+d Isabel looks where Bronn is looking Isabel sees Zmey Sheena rushes to catch the dog, but notices the rising volume from the conversation she's just left
Isabel	"Um, yeah, I guess now"
Sheena	"Er..."
Isabel	not
Mother Sheep	"BAA."
Orme	"oh great! just great!"
Isabel	"Err, I think that guy doesn't like you" Bronn levels his glaive, ready to strike.
Bogrir	is something going on i didn't pick up on?
Sheena	"Whoa, what!! Calm down!"
Isabel	Isabel : Perception Check 7
Zmey	Zmey : Diplomatic Immunity Class : Dragon Herald Standard action. Free action to maintain. DC13 Will save or an attacker loses their action and can't attack the dragon herald for the performance + 1 round after. The bard can't attack during this performance.
Isabel	wait, did I need to do that?
Sheena	"You can't pull weapons in the town! We'll have guards all over us!"
Streak (GM)	Meruga has jumped over the fence. This is clearly more important than that other thing. Meruga snarls in righteous hunger
Bronn	aw hell
Isabel	"Put the Glaive away, sir!"
Bronn	gonna make me do will saves
Zmey	"Hello. What are you trying to do, young man?"
Sheena	streak: which ones of us are focusing on meruga
streak	just orme?
Streak (GM)	Yeah the rest left.
Bronn	Bronn : Will Save 6 butts
Meruga	if I don't muck up this WE check then it'll be fine
Bronn	"Uh, I mean, well nothing, really."
Bogrir	well bogrir tried to strike conversation but got distracted with balloons because of a glaive so uh heh
Streak (GM)	Looks like tensions are rising here. Bronn confusedly pulls his glaive up, wondering why he just pulled his glaive up.
Streak (GM)	Wouldn't want a fight to break out!
Bogrir	Bogrir : Performance Check 7
Sheena	bogrir sings
Bogrir	please tell me i notice SOMETHING of what's going on
Isabel	I'm itching to fling some rocks
Sheena	it's beautiful
Streak (GM)	Bogrir you see what's happening now.
Zmey	"I would prefer not to waste my talents on commoners."
Bogrir	and that is? :P
Sheena	"Hey, wait!"
Bogrir	enlighten bogrir he's apparently very daft
Sheena	"Where are you going? I never got a chance to see your performance!"
Streak (GM)	Some kind of argument? You can't hear what's being said.
Bronn	"Wait, why am I not stabbing you?" Sheena has no idea why bronn got all peeved Zmey makes a peace sign
Bogrir	"What are ye folk doing, makin' a racket?"
Moppy	(shall I just wait until this is done)
Zmey	"I come in peace, silly!"
Streak (GM)	Okay, some quiet now
Isabel	"I think this guy wants to stab this girl"
Zmey	"Now put that down."
Streak (GM)	no really quit talking
Sheena	"Yeah what's your problem dude?" Bogrir shuts up
Zmey	"Everyone's supposed to be celebraaating!"
Bronn	"What? No, you're a dragon and so I obviously need to kill you."
Streak (GM)	no litereally we're puasing
Bronn	"Look, ya got the wings and everything!" oh
Moppy	TIME OUT
Isabel	(paused) CRASH
Isabel	(uh oh)
Bogrir	BSOD Bronn looks up, confused.
Sheena	streak you've timed out of irc
Isabel	(music is changing)
Zmey	Zmey : Perception Check 13
Isabel	Isabel : Perception Check 11
Music
Streak (GM)	You hear a loud crash, coming from the north.
Bronn	Bronn : Perception Check 2
Streak (GM)	No you all hear it it's really loud
Bronn	no i dont
Streak (GM)	even him
Bogrir	lol
Bronn	are you sure about this
Sheena	guys generally the dm will tell you when to make perception checks
Zmey	"What in the world?"
Sheena	just fyi
Bogrir	"What in the blazes was that?!"
Isabel	"What was that?"
Streak (GM)	Turning your head upwards, you see a massive suit of Magitek heading north, past the stairs.
Sheena	anything obvious like a loud noise is automatic
Isabel	"It sounded like...oh no" "The church!" Sheena gasps
Streak (GM)	You are all drawn to turn the corner and look. Meruga is distracted from eating the giant sheep by the noise
Streak (GM)	Your eyes are drawn north, and you feel a strange sensation. It's a calm, that washes over you, despite the panic that's ahppening with the crowds. Then. You believe someone is asking for help, although you heard no words. This all comes to you in perfect clarity. From the north. Over those stairs.
Streak (GM)	You snap out of it. You notice more suits have attacked the surrounding area, as well. The people have scattered, and the guards are engaging them, protecting the citizens. But what will you do?
Isabel	"I gotta go!"
Zmey	"My Zmey sense is tingling...."
Isabel	(we roll initiative?)
Bronn	"Alright, action! Time to kill things!"
Zmey	I draw my bow.
Isabel	(I work at that church. I have a reason to rush to it) Bogrir just rushes into action with no catchphrase.
Streak (GM)	The desire to chase the larger suit is strong, still. Bronn readies his glaive again, still not sure why he put it away."
Bogrir	I draw my warhammer. Isabel pulls out her Earth Rod
Streak (GM)	Go north! By yourselves
Orme	"Meruga, Come!" Sheena runs after everyone
Sheena	"Hey, wait up!!" Meruga is already here
Streak (GM)	The guards that were at the stairs have left to fight the other suits
Isabel	"Out of my way! Acolyte coming through!"
Streak (GM)	(right everyone gether at the stairs)
Sheena	"Miss? How can I help? Do you know where it's going?" Bronn stumbles his way up the carpet strewn across the staircase.
Orme	"this feeling... it's like how I felt when I met you..."
Bronn	"No questions, killing time!"
Isabel	"I don't know what's happening, but its bad"
Meruga	growl
Zmey	"You're all coming too?" Isabel tries to open the doors
Zmey	"What is going on..."
Streak (GM)	(there's no doors) (one sec)
Sheena	"Did you guys all feel that... that thing?"
Isabel	oh
Bogrir	"Hm, I certainly felt it."
Sheena	i assume we're all saying this as we run like proper animes
Bogrir	yeah
Orme	"without a doubt"
Zmey	"There was disturbance in the force."
Bogrir	but like a proper anime
Streak (GM)	Ahead!
Bogrir	running takes just enouh tiem for the dialogue
Isabel	Isabel : Perception Check 11
Bronn	"Ey miss, you shouldn't stand so far ah-"
Isabel	(I'm my defense...oh jeeze)
Sheena	"Look out!"
Zmey	"Whoa!" Isabel stumbles
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Streak (GM)	You see it ahead, a large suit of magitek has crashed near a beautiful statue.
Isabel	"What the..."
Bronn	"WHAT THE BLEEDING MALBORO IS THAT"
Sheena	"Oh god, the statue! My goddess!"
Orme	"well... that's definitely a robot"
Streak (GM)	Sparks are flying off of it, and it turns to face you.
Bogrir	My time to shine, hwo do i examine this piece of technoloy? Isabel looks up at it
Streak (GM)	(position yourselves more appropriately)
Bronn	"Oi robed lady, get away from that thing!"
Sheena	i think wed all be familiar with magitek armor?
Streak (GM)	(i mean did you really run right up to it)
Sheena	at least a bit?
Bronn	well
Sheena	isabel get back a bit
Zmey	"Can someone help me out here, what is that giant metal dog??"
Bronn	i dont know about bronn
Isabel	"You...you whatever you are, don't even try it"
Orme	"miss, you really are far too close!"
Isabel	(I was there when it landed)
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+3( 20 )+3 = 23
Bronn	well thats unfortunate
Bogrir	oh boy
Streak (GM)	Roll initiative!
Zmey	Zmey : Initiative Check 10.04
Bronn	Bronn : Initiative Check 3.02
Isabel	Isabel : Initiative Check 7.01
Bronn	WHY Bronn : Initiative Check 15.02
Sheena	Sheena : Initiative Check 12.02
Bogrir	Bogrir : Initiative Check 11
Isabel	Dang it bronn, now is not the time to trip
Bronn	er sorry
Orme	um um um
Sheena	you can't double check
Bronn	i know
Sheena	haxxor
Bronn	i didnt mean to can we manually alter the counter
Bogrir	why am i not in the list?
Sheena	oh god did i really win with a 12
Zmey	why is the queue Isabel looks behind herself
Bronn	you have to click on your pog
Sheena	that's a good question bogrir
Bronn	and then roll initiative otherwise it doesnt go on the tracker
Bogrir	i... did :S
Bronn	oh well youre there now
Isabel	"Ummm...you guys can fight, right?"
Zmey	feexed
Bogrir	yes so
Bronn	streak i rolled a 3
Streak (GM)	right
Bronn	i should be last
Sheena	"Let's find out!"
Streak (GM)	that's fixed
Bogrir	"All dwarves can fight!"
Zmey	"I'm fairly sure I've had combat training!"
Orme	Orme : Initiative Check 19
Bronn	thank you
Streak (GM)	no but really Sheena is having more fun than she should
Streak (GM)	is isabel actually standing there
Bronn	hey theres an actual roll Isabel turns back to the suit
Sheena	streak: i believe that's intentional
Orme	Meruga : Initiative Check 9.02
Sheena	she ran too fast
Bronn	"Alright, let's get this over with!"
Isabel	(Yeah, me being here is intentional)
Streak (GM)	The suit whirrs and clanks, moving very strangely.
Bronn	also mopp didnt initiative right
Sheena	no he just did
Isabel	(I work here, after all)
Sheena	add him on streak and his little dog toto too
Bogrir	meruga did
Orme	"Stay close to me Meru. this isn't something we've fought before"
Sheena	he got a 19 meru got a 9
Isabel	Meruga got 9
Zmey	they use whichever is higher
Bronn	what a busy initiative tracker really fancy
Orme	really? neat
Streak (GM)	right! yeesh
Sheena	well that's done finally fight
Isabel	I swear if I go down turn one...I would not be surpirsed
Streak (GM)	The Armor starts to move.
Sheena	"Hey you! Get out of the temple!" Sheena sounds sorta lame but she tried
Orme	"This isn't good, the mage is in the path of my sling" Meruga whimpers in fear
Zmey	"This machine seriously does not fit the regal aesthetic of this place."
Sheena	move action and an attack action bro
Streak (GM)	It tries to attack Isabel, but it's arm locks up, and electricity flares off it.
Sheena	you can hop and pop!!
Isabel	To Zmey: "You're not seriously think about that, are you?"
Sheena	bogrir make a technology check
Streak (GM)	You hear an odd noise within, like a creature yelping.
Sheena	maybe you know how damaged it is?
Streak (GM)	Orme's turn.
Bogrir	i thought i needed to wait my turn
Zmey	"By that, I mean let's take this mother down!!" Orme gasps
Sheena	nah talking is a free action
Bogrir	no for tech check
Bronn	checks arent
Sheena	balderdash
Bronn	no thats a website
Sheena	shh
Streak (GM)	Orme is that your entire turn, gasping? I'll take it.
Sheena	snrk
Bronn	he moved up to the armor
Orme	oh give me a moment!!
Zmey	(gratuitous german)
Streak (GM)	:B Take your time. This is the first fight, get used to things and whatnot.
Orme	Orme : Quarterstaff Attack 22 Damage 7 Type Bludgeoning 6.5 damage instead if used off-hand.
Bogrir	>hears yelp inside >bashes thing
Zmey	how did it decimal
Bogrir	:P
Bronn	WHAP
Sheena	"Sock it to him, gramps!!"
Orme	"hah! I'll free you yet!"
Streak (GM)	You attack the armor with your staff. CLANG!
Isabel	"Free? Free what?"
Streak (GM)	The armor looks mostly unfazed, but you did shake it a little.
Sheena	"There's something stuck in there!!" "The pilot!"
Bogrir	thought onyl orme heard that?
Orme	"didn't you hear?!"
Bogrir	only*
Sheena	i thought we all heard the shriek or w/e if only he hears it it'd be a whisper from streak to him i think
Bogrir	oh ok
Streak (GM)	Then it's Sheena's turn, right?
Sheena	that seems like a good way to do it in future if not
Bogrir	good to know
Sheena	"So we're trying to smash this thing open, huh? Okay, let me give it a go!"
Bogrir	"By all means, lass."
Sheena	Sheena : Magic Missile (Wind Staff) Attack 10 Damage 5 Ranged Notes : we can always dream Type Magical Ranged Touch Attack, Wind Element oog it's immobilized, does that help my case
Streak (GM)	how is it immobilised
Sheena	i thought you said it like fell over
Bogrir	it's malfunctioning but certainly mobile
Streak (GM)	no that was just fluff
Sheena	aw, titties.
Streak (GM)	sorry
Sheena	wait that's canon "Aw, titties."
Bronn	pfff
Zmey	"Where!"
Streak (GM)	You windy blast dissipates with no effect as it hits the armor. That's your entire turn, right?
Sheena	"Sorry guys, wind's not much good against metal and stuff."
Bronn	"Air? Really?"
Sheena	"Look, it works a lot better on goblins!" yes streak
Streak (GM)	Then it's Zmeys turn!
Orme	"We need to get this over with before it gathers its wits and shoots us all!"
Zmey	"Time... to take the stage!" Zmey : Minor Aura: Demand Fortitude Class : Dragon Herald Swift action. Free action to dismiss/swap. +3 to Fortitude saves for allies within 15 ft.
Streak (GM)	Btw future note, say when you move, so I know you meant it or w/e.
Sheena	ok
Orme	kk
Sheena	i stepped towards the robutt for future reference
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Streak (GM)	Zmey begins a lovely tune, you all feel foritified! Well, some of you
Sheena	yeah right there
Streak (GM)	okay, all of you.
Isabel	"Thanks!"
Streak (GM)	the piss aura is strong
Zmey	Zmey : Inspire Courage Class : Dragon Herald Standard action. Free action to maintain. +1 morale bonus to saving throws vs. charm and fear effects and a +1 competence bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls.
Sheena	what does she play? ooh two songs
Zmey	Naw I dance Bronn feels conflicted.
Isabel	Is Bronn falling in love with a dragon?
Sheena	an unlikely romance
Bronn	also how did zmey go before bogrir
Isabel	That'd be hillarioius
Sheena	(shit)
Bogrir	oh good question
Zmey	"May my charming arrangement aid you in knocking that thing down!"
Bogrir	let's just ignore that
Zmey	End of turn
Streak (GM)	fffUCK
Isabel	Bogrir is a gentlemanly dwarf
Streak (GM)	why doesn't it auto sort
Sheena	we'll just roll with it no pun intended
Streak (GM)	sorry :B
Sheena	it's for the best
Bogrir	lol i didn't notice
Sheena	now he's buffed
Bogrir	yes
Streak (GM)	Bogrir's turn!
Bogrir	right so uh
Sheena	mentally add +1 to ur attack rolls guys
Bogrir	how do this
Sheena	id move up to him first assuming you're gonna melee
Bogrir	can i go near and whack it with a power attack
Sheena	yeah
Bogrir	is that how it works, move then full actions
Sheena	i think you can do it in either order?
Bogrir	i mean move action then full/standard or w/e
Isabel	Full actions take the entire turn
Sheena	no a full action is the whole turn
Orme	how do I account for temp stat changes
Sheena	so if a power attack is a full action you have to stand there for the whole turn
Zmey	you cant do anything with a full action right now anyhow
Sheena	orme: mentally
Orme	bugh
Streak (GM)	I can take note.
Orme	thanku
Bogrir	it's a feat not an action
Sheena	a feat you perform as an action
Streak (GM)	yes but is it a standard action or a full action it'll say in the description of the feat
Bogrir	nethys doesn't say anythin about it
Bronn	its just an addendum to a normal melee attack
Zmey	yee
Bogrir	i just have to use it before an attack yeah
Sheena	ot
Bogrir	it's not an action
Bronn	move up to the robo and use a melee attack
Sheena	i looked it up
Bronn	yeah you like
Sheena	yeah it's a free action
Bronn	declare it
Sheena	to switch between power and regular
Bogrir	riht so
Bronn	im making a power attack, now i am doing it
Bogrir	can i move up to it?
Streak (GM)	sure
Sheena	yeah
Streak (GM)	you can move 4 squares or 20ft
Bogrir	right in front of it then
Sheena	or you could flank near bronn
Bronn	well hed be flanking
Sheena	i think we're flanking it pretty hard already
Bronn	no matter where he got to
Bogrir	ok yes to the side leave more room for flanking
Sheena	flank flank flank
Bogrir	i declare power attack now tell me how to roll this correctly
Sheena	one two three four i declare a power attack brb food
Bogrir	"I'm gonna knock this thing wide open!"
Bronn	well its a normal melee plus 1, plus 2, minus 1 1 from inspire courage, 2 from flanking, down one from power attack
Bogrir	yeah
Bronn	so a net +2 to whatever your normal attack roll is
Bogrir	and then damage roll is separate?
Streak (GM)	so +6
Bronn	yes
Streak (GM)	it is
Bronn	the damage roll is separate and has none of those changes but it does get a +2 from power attack
Streak (GM)	1d8+5 then
Bogrir	You can choose to take a –1 penalty on all melee attack rolls and combat maneuver checks to gain a +2 bonus on all melee damage rolls.
Bronn	yes
Bogrir	yeah
Streak (GM)	go ahead and roll, then!
Bogrir	rolling 1d8+5( 5 )+5 = 10
Bronn	well roll to hit first
Bogrir	make up your minds :P
Sheena	hell of a hit if you land it
Streak (GM)	yeah, 1d20+6 first
Bogrir	rolling 1d20+6( 5 )+6 = 11
Bronn	whelp
Sheena	oh
Bogrir	mmmmmm that sucks
Isabel	Its big, so maybe?
Bronn	nah thats not how it works
Streak (GM)	Clong! Your hammer hits off the armor, and no effect is made.
Bronn	being big is factored into its AC
Orme	dodge or tank it don't matter
Bogrir	note that at the end of my turn (which is now) power attack disenaes
Bronn	disengages?
Bogrir	yeah lol that one
Streak (GM)	Meruga's turn
Bronn	oh man am i actually going to get a turn
Isabel	"Go doggy, go!"
Bronn	i figured this thing would be dead before i went
Isabel	Meruga could pull through for us Meruga is frightened by the clanking, sparking monstrosity!
Bogrir	yeah seriously Meruga turns to run
Bogrir	20+6... 11. Bah!
Sheena	lol
Zmey	nerd!
Bronn	you were saying
Streak (GM)	Yep, Meruga is not trained to attack something like that.
Isabel	"No! Come back!"
Bronn	an entirely reasonable reaction though
Orme	"she isn't trained to fight constructs..."
Zmey	"That sick dog is afraid of the large, metal dog." Bronn sighs, looking after the fleeing canine.
Bogrir	i forgot to do a tech check goddamnit
Isabel	"Well...good to know, I guess"
Sheena	"Er... I don't believe that's a dog."
Streak (GM)	what is a check anyway, a standard? swift??
Bronn	free for most checks
Sheena	SEE
Streak (GM)	just on your turn then
Bronn	but its weird in that you can only make them on your turn some checks are actually swift like heal and whatnot
Streak (GM)	well go ahead and roll it bogrir
Bronn	yeah make a tech roll
Streak (GM)	technology is on the adventuring skills tab at the bottom
Bogrir	Bogrir Check 14 I'm trying to analyze it as much as possible
Isabel	Can I make that check?
Streak (GM)	You see that this armor is very well made, and in very good condition. In fact, it looks brand new!
Sheena	oh ive got tech ranks now too should i check as well
Zmey	"Training You cannot make an untrained Knowledge check with a DC higher than 10." btw
Streak (GM)	It is however, overloading with electricity.
Bogrir	"This thing is brand new, why is it malfunctioning like this?"
Streak (GM)	You also notice that the pilot seat is empty. Curious.
Isabel	Electric is weak to rock, right?
Zmey	no
Sheena	i sorta wish we'd noticed this sooner
Streak (GM)	That's logical!
Bogrir	"This machine is overloaded with juice, but there ain't no-one inside!"
Streak (GM)	Well, magitek is weird, who even knows where the pilot goes.
Isabel	Is that a knowledge check me, then? for me
Bronn	lightning is weak to earth
Streak (GM)	Right, Isabels turn
Sheena	just shoot the damn thing
Streak (GM)	what are you checking, sorry
Sheena	lol
Isabel	Checking if I know that rock is strong against electric
Zmey	"So now you know what's wrong with that dog???"
Isabel	or if this thing is weak to rock
Zmey	earth
Streak (GM)	hmm what kind of check is that...
Sheena	if you don't have tehcnology ranks
Bogrir	knowledge (nature)?
Zmey	knowledge arcana
Sheena	you would have no way of knowing what this thing's weaknesses are
Isabel	dang it
Sheena	or if it's actually electrically attuned to be more specific i think you could certainly assume that it is tho
Zmey	yeah electricity=/=lightning magic
Bogrir	how the fuck do you all know so much about this
Bronn	arcana is uh spellcraft now
Sheena	and it'd be common knowledge to a mage how elements work
Isabel	I could try Spellcraft this thing is magic, right?
Sheena	i think you really dont need to check for that you could just assume
Bronn	yeah i mean youd obviously know that earth magic is strong against lightning magic
Zmey	thats magic 101
Sheena	earth > lightning
Bronn	but whether or not this thing is lightning magic would need a check
Streak (GM)	Okay sure, let's assume she does know the basics of magic.
Sheena	agreed bronn
Streak (GM)	Earth beats Shock!
Isabel	I should hope I know the basics
Streak (GM)	What would you like to do now, then?
Zmey	but first step away since that thing can reach you
Streak (GM)	I would take that advice.
Isabel	Ok
Streak (GM)	You should use your 5ft step
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Isabel	5 ft step, then
Streak (GM)	to avoid an attack of opportunity from the magitek
Sheena	bogrir: ive been playing tabletops since age 5 haha
Streak (GM)	You've hopped back
Bogrir	yeah i was gonna say, i'm older than many of you, where is this knowledge coming from lol
Isabel	Can I roll Spellcraft to learn anything about this?
Streak (GM)	You could try.
Isabel	If its a free action, then I will
Orme	this is
Streak (GM)	I can't guarentee it'd do anything though.
Bronn	yeah ive been playing pathfinder for a while now
Orme	not my evening
Bronn	just a few years though
Sheena	D:
Zmey	i am a hoarder of pdfs i know my stuff
Isabel	Is Spellcraft check a free action?
Streak (GM)	yeah
Isabel	ok then
Streak (GM)	for knowledging yes
Sheena	you ok mopp?
Orme	not really
Bogrir	knowludgeoning
Isabel	Isabel : Spellcraft Check 16
Orme	I have had to move the laptop in front of the toilet to keep up
Zmey	D:
Sheena	:(
Bogrir	:/ sorry to hear man
Sheena	orme vs bowels
Bogrir	hope you settle down soon
Isabel	hang in there, mopp
Orme	you keep going, I have my throne
Streak (GM)	You feel the presence of a Magicite inside the machine. It's an odd signal, though.
Sheena	neato
Bogrir	Cool magic parasite?
Isabel	"There's Magicite in this thing, but its not quite right"
Streak (GM)	This thing is mostly non magical though, that is very clear.
Isabel	"I think that might be what's wrong"
Zmey	"Oh, magicite. I've heard of that"
Bogrir	"Er, what is a magicite?"
Streak (GM)	Isabel, you still have a standard action.
Isabel	ok... Since I have no idea bout this things weaknesses, I'll just go straight for Light
Streak (GM)	(i mean i think technically i was meant to use detect magic there but oops)
Sheena	magic vs the machine
Isabel	So, roll or no roll?
Streak (GM)	Go ahead don't have to wait for me :P
Isabel	Isabel : Light School Light; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 25 Effects/Target One creature Duration Instant Saving Throw Fortitude partial DC 15 Spell Resistance Yes
Requires a ranged touch attack (Roll: 11 ) to hit that deals 10 damage and inflicts the Dazzled status effect for 1 rounds. A successful Fortitude save prevents the status effect from taking effect.
Bronn	wow thats quite a macro
Isabel	yeah...still missed, I think
Sheena	uh
Isabel	Actually, its touch DC, so I dunno
Sheena	was there a roll in there
Isabel	11
Sheena	oh roll 11 i c
Orme	what do we need
Streak (GM)	You shoot a beam of light at the armor, and it hits directly.
Orme	to even hurt this
Sheena	\o/
Isabel	Yeaaah
Sheena	you hit it pretty good orme actually
Streak (GM)	It flashes, and the armor stumbles a little.
Sheena	haha
Bogrir	if only i would've bashed it with my hammer properly
Sheena	fortitude save? or is it dazzled do robots get fortitude saves
Isabel	"Eat light, you hunk of scrap!"
Sheena	they might be immune to status
Bronn	some statuses, yes
Orme	no look
Orme	at that little red pip
Bronn	robots have immunity to a ton of statuses because they are robots
Isabel	The machine dazed! The game is won or not
Streak (GM)	Sorry no nvm it saved
Isabel	dang it
Streak (GM)	You did the damage though.
Isabel	10 damage, not bad
Streak (GM)	Bronn! Yer up
Orme	"good show, young miss!"
Zmey	http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/rules-for-monsters/creature-types#TOC-Construct Bronn finally gets his balance after being incredibly achey for some reason.
Isabel	"Thank you, sir!"
Bronn	"Alright, let me show y'all how this is done."
Isabel	"Knock that thing to the ground! Go go go!"
Bronn	making a athletics for jumping an* Bronn : Athletics Check 29 noice
Bogrir	dafuq that's awesome
Streak (GM)	So you can jump 25 ft with that right
Isabel	This guy litterally flies
Bronn	yes
Zmey	"Look at him gooo"
Orme	"how is this even possible?!"
Bronn	i mean i don't actually want to go that far because that'd bring me away from him
Isabel	That bot's not going anywhere anytime soon
Sheena	"Oh my stars and garters."
Bronn	actually you know what i can get next to orme with that lets do that
Orme	"please don't land on me"
Isabel	"Woah!"
Bogrir	cool
Isabel	"You gotta teach me how to do that" Bronn squats and then leaps into the sky, flipping over the robot.
Sheena	oh did we remember the plus 1 damage from the aura of magical dance
Bronn	Bronn : Melee Attack Check 8 WHY
Sheena	on that last spell
Streak (GM)	does that affect spells
Bronn	it doesnt no
Orme	I know know the curse of the Random Number God
Sheena	i think it would affect the to hit but not hte damage now tha tyou mention it
Bronn	why would it give me a 3
Sheena	owell
Bronn	you cruel, cruel game
Isabel	Well, you guys have fun with the robot
Bronn	i mean i do get a +2 to that does an 11 hit
Streak (GM)	Bronn's attack misses completely! He sticks the landing, though.
Sheena	sharp
Bogrir	my 11 didn't hit well it didn't do any damage
Streak (GM)	it doesn't
Bronn	i get an 8, +2 for charging, +1 for dancing nuts!
Isabel	"Ummm...great work there"
Sheena	you jumped out of the dance radius anyway
Streak (GM)	you're out of the range of the dance
Bronn	oh good point
Orme	' 3'
Zmey	only the aura
Streak (GM)	you are flanking though
Bronn	oh does a 12 hit
Streak (GM)	it doesn't
Isabel	Is the aura a square or a circle?
Bronn	HRGGGG
Sheena	circle
Zmey	the inspire courage's range is as far as it can be perceived
Bronn	what really
Orme	all these squares make a circle
Zmey	yee
Streak (GM)	nice
Isabel	so Bronn can see it
Streak (GM)	okay uhmm
Bronn	do i get the +1
Zmey	i can do a broadcast from miles away and you still get the +1
Bronn	ok well does a 13 hit im going to keep adding bonuses
Streak (GM)	nope!
Bronn	until i stab this thing hrgsghsghsg
Sheena	lmao
Isabel	We're playing 20 questions here
Sheena	where'd the 13 come from
Bronn	well if i added the +1
Bogrir	who cares
Bronn	from zmey
Bogrir	it doens't hit
Bronn	thatd give a 13
Bogrir	let's move in :P on*
Isabel	Oh no, the bot is moving
Sheena	i thought you had a 6 before and then a 10
Bronn	i care!
Bogrir	i mean if 13 doesn't hit anything under wouldn't either not that i don't care if you get a bonus
Sheena	whateve
Orme	are we going to die here
Sheena	pfft, naw he's a broken robot! how bad could it be
Isabel	This thing hasn't actually hit anyone yet Sheena jinxes the entire party
Isabel	Thought I feel its first round was a pity round
Orme	it's a broken robot that atm is only hurt by isabel's lasers
Sheena	"It certainly hit the statue."
Isabel	Maybe it had the power to kill me, but didn't
Sheena	orme you hit it too remember
Orme	I didn't hurt it did i?
Sheena	i thought you did cracked it pretty good
Isabel	You did a little
Zmey	"Look like Buffy the Dragon Slayer's all jump and no bite." +s
Orme	oh ok
Streak (GM)	The robot turns to face Bogrir.
Orme	do we have no HP for enemies to see
Bogrir	budump-ts!
Sheena	"Ok that was the sickest burn I've ever- wait dragon slayer?"
Bogrir	oh god
Sheena	"Wyrmsba- okay that makes sense"
Streak (GM)	It raises one of its arms.
Isabel	"That...explains a lot, actually"
Bogrir	uh how do i
Sheena	orme: yeah you can't see enemy hp
Bogrir	reflex or w/e
Bronn	"Not my fault, big man got in the way."
Orme	"excuse me!"
Streak (GM)	A light flashes from the cannon, and a large beam of blue shoots forth!
Isabel	"It was you who jumped there"
Sheena	"Focus on the giant robot, dummies!!"
Streak (GM)	PWSHHH.
Sheena	"Oh god!"
Streak (GM)	Roll Fort save please, Bogrir Isabel covers her face
Bogrir	i don't get to even try t ododgE?
Zmey	thats your dodge
Bogrir	Bogrir : Fortitude Save 10
Sheena	fortitude save as dodge? weiiird
Bogrir	+1 from the thing right
Sheena	+3 inspire fortitude
Zmey	yeah!
Bogrir	that
Streak (GM)	is it both
Bogrir	+3
Isabel	Bogrir has Deft Dodger. His ninja skill will save him
Sheena	the +1 is only to attacks i think
Bogrir	yes
Streak (GM)	wasn't the +1 to saves as well are they the same type though
Sheena	is it??
Orme	yeah it was saves
Sheena	hmmMM?
Bogrir	no wit it's for reflex
Isabel	Wait, why is this Fort?
Zmey	should i press my macro at the beginning of everyone's turn since they're ongoing effects
Orme	yes
Streak (GM)	It's fort.
Isabel	alright then
Bogrir	my deft dodger adds nothing so 10 +.. how much
Isabel	3?
Streak (GM)	3 we'll say
Bogrir	ok so 10+3 pls tell me i escape
Streak (GM)	You save, and guard yourself from the oncoming blast of water.
Isabel	"Water?"
Orme	"water? from a robot?!"
Streak (GM)	rolling 2d6( 6 + 4 ) = 10 You take 5 damage.
Sheena	blastoise
Bogrir	"Ye can't scare a dwarf with a bit o' drizzle!"
Zmey	"A foul archerfish."
Bogrir	"Also ouch!"
Bronn	"... wait, what?"
Sheena	"Cool!" can i make a check to learn how to do that
Streak (GM)	The suit hops down a bit.
Sheena	streak: you need to look it up in the monster manual and tell me if it's a thing i can learn i think
Streak (GM)	You can't, sorry.
Sheena	shit! "I have no idea how it did that."
Streak (GM)	Oh
Isabel	"Probably some kind of water magic"
Streak (GM)	sorry i forgot something
Sheena	"Could it be that magicite you mentioned sensing?"
Streak (GM)	It didn't move.
Bogrir	forgot to bonk Bogrir some more
Sheena	"Maybe it's draining power from it... or something." bonkrir hehe
Isabel	"Maybe, I'll try to get a better look"
Streak (GM)	Upon releasing the Water Beam...
Bogrir	lol
Streak (GM)	The electricity inside flares up even more
Sheena	D:
Isabel	Oh dear
Streak (GM)	Suddenly, out the side, pops a yellow blob!
Sheena	WHAT
Zmey	"This smells horrid!"
Bogrir	seriously? yellow blob/
Sheena	it's jigglypuff
Streak (GM)	Sheena instantly recognises it as a Thunder Flan, and its face is snarling with anger.
Zmey	its pikachu
Bogrir	it better not be magicite excrement
Sheena	"Thunder flan!!" "Look out guys!!"
Flanitek Armor	"SCREEE."
Zmey	"The culprit shows its face."
Isabel	"Thunder Flan?"
Zmey	oh i see it
Streak (GM)	The flan is sticking out!
Zmey	was it there all along
Sheena	"It's a lightning ooze!"
Bogrir	is bogrir supposed to know what that is?
Orme	it was right there the whole time
Bronn	i uh, dont see it
Streak (GM)	Orme's turn!
Bronn	is it on the map?
Isabel	"Ooooh wait, Thunder! I have an Earth Rod!"
Orme	yes left shoulder of the robot
Bronn	oh pfff
Streak (GM)	see here i thought that would givie it away no one noticed.
Bronn	nope
Zmey	our real life perceptions are really low
Sheena	im zoomed way out
Bronn	yeah im zoomed to like 30%
Orme	just thought it was half-melted robot shoulder, sir
Sheena	i assumed it was a machiney thing yeah
Streak (GM)	So yeah, its sticking out the top now, having overloaded itself.
Bogrir	i don't even know what a thunderflan is, and also that sprite lacks the detail to show me that it's in fact a blob sorry
Sheena	"It must have been controlling the suit!"
Isabel	Fire everything! "Fire everything at it!"
Sheena	bogrir: it's jsut the final fantasy name for "sentient evil ooze with lightning themed powers"
Orme	"how could a mere flan control a mech?"
Zmey	"It looks... kinda cute"
Sheena	"That's... that's a good question." "Let's ask!"
Isabel	"You can worry about that later"
Orme	"I wish I had a moment's time to study it!"
Bronn	(orme its your turn)
Sheena	"Hey flanny guy! How were you doing that??"
Orme	right
Streak (GM)	Flans don't speak Common. Bronn glares down the new thing to stab.
Sheena	"I thought it was pretty cool!"
Orme	I have a sling, do I have a minimum range? Sheena is not aware of this.
Isabel	(what do flans speak?) Sheena thinks the flan is just rude
Streak (GM)	Yes, you can't really attack close up, I think.
Bogrir	"Yer only going to aggravate it more, lass."
Orme	and what kind of action is hosltering a weapon?
Bronn	move
Isabel	"Uhh, Blue Mage? I don't think it knows what you're saying"
Sheena	"Aw, you're right."
Bronn	provokes AoOs
Streak (GM)	you can drop it as a free though
Sheena	"Rude."
Orme	right then
Bronn	yep
Streak (GM)	or step back then do it
Sheena	"We can figure it out once we kill it!" "Oh well~"
Orme	I drop my staff, and back up 20 feet, then load my sling
Zmey	is the flan treated as a separate creature
Streak (GM)	It is
Zmey	aoo
Bronn	yeah thats an aoo
Sheena	u gon get aood son
Streak (GM)	yeah, you have to 5ft step back to avoid getting hit instead of moving fully
Orme	"I'm going to try and knock it off, Please stay clear of the firing line!" oh, me?
Zmey	he dont care
Sheena	yeah you cant run back or it'll slap you
Zmey	large man strong
Streak (GM)	do you really need to move back that far
Orme	ok
Streak (GM)	if you do you can risk it
Sheena	is your minimum 15 feet or 10 if it's 10 you can just sidestep towards isabel and be fine
Orme	I honestly don't know
Sheena	or you can hit it with the staff that might work better if you can reach the flan
Isabel	HE might be able to
Streak (GM)	you can attack from there just fine i believe
Isabel	he's taller than all of us
Streak (GM)	you can't actually ack though attack*
Zmey	ack
Streak (GM)	you have to draw the sling and that takes time
Orme	draw, load, fire what use is ranged
Isabel	Magic
Bronn	well its pretty useful when you already have it out
Streak (GM)	you can load it though so you do that
Bronn	besides draw/load/fire is a standard action usually
Streak (GM)	is it
Orme	yeah so I step back a bit and load the sling
Bronn	unless slings work like firearms for some reason
Orme	dropping staff
Bronn	reloading is a free action
Orme	next to bronn
Zmey	http://www.d20pfsrd.com/equipment---final/weapons/weapon-descriptions/sling
Bogrir	brb
Bronn	well then
Streak (GM)	okay, you load it
Bronn	reloading is a move action
Streak (GM)	but thats all turn over
Orme	yah
Streak (GM)	aint this fun, rules
Isabel	We'll figure it out eventually
Streak (GM)	Sheena, you're up.
Orme	it'd be better if we had an infinite canvas to type on
Streak (GM)	The flan is still sticking out!
Isabel	moidur it
Streak (GM)	twiddle dee
Bronn	uh phoone
Flanitek Armor	twiddle dum
Bronn	flanitek
Zmey	At Sheena "You sound like an expert, how do you think that ooze got here?"
Bronn	beautiful
Flanitek Armor	did you really not notice the name either
Zmey	tragically beautiful
Orme	I did but declined to mention anything it was too awful
Isabel	Calling professor phoone. Come in professor phoone
Flanitek Armor	aw shucks i sprited the flan bit by myself btw its based on the ff13 flans because they're the best ones
Zmey	qtpi
Flanitek Armor	the armor bit is directly from FF6 of course
Sheena	sorry back
Bronn	how do you see the name
Streak (GM)	In the turn order?
Bronn	i didnt see it anywhere until you impersonated it i dont see it on the turn order
Zmey	it talked before "talked"
Bronn	anyway phoone go
Isabel	I didn't see the name either
Sheena	yeah on the turn order it's just blank alrighty then
Isabel	it might be hidden
Streak (GM)	Sheena! It's sticking out still.
Sheena	air isn't resisted by electricity if i remember right so im gonna
Isabel	"Knock that thing off!" Sheena cracks knuckles
Sheena	"Engulfing Winds!" Sheena : Engulfing Winds School Enfeebling/Elemental (Wind); Level Blue Mage 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components 0 Range 30 ft. Effects/Target 1 creature Duration Instant Saving Throw Fort halves DC 15 Spell Resistance Yes The target of this spell takes 14 points of wind damage and is inflicted with the Squalled status for 1 rounds. A successful Fortitude save reduces this damage by half and prevents the status effect from taking effect. Learned From : Hobgoblin
Bronn	yikes
Orme	yes!
Isabel	wow
Bronn	man that is scary
Isabel	does it hit?
Sheena	it's a terrifyingly strong spell it ALWAYS hits
Isabel	Oh...ohhhhh
Sheena	relatively easy fort save tho
Streak (GM)	It's a direct hit! Yeowch! Bits of the flan fly off in every direction, and the creature itself screams louder than before
Sheena	re: zmey im gonna make a lore check
Bronn	but
Sheena	see what i know about flans and their Ecology
Bronn	fort save
Isabel	"Yeahaha!! That was awesome!"
Streak (GM)	I rolled it already
Sheena	oh yeah is it squalled
Streak (GM)	it is
Bronn	oh you rolled it
Sheena	sick
Streak (GM)	can someone check whta that does
Zmey	whats squalled http://www.finalfantasyd20.com/ffd20/status-effects.html
Orme	"that was a beautiful hit, miss!"
Zmey	put this in the journal
Sheena	Squalled: Wind surrounds the character's body, making it difficult to concentrate and to make ranged weapon attack rolls. Characters that are inflicted with this status effect suffer a -2 penalty to Concentration checks and -1 penalty to ranged weapon attack rolls. This effect lasts for 1 round and then the wind dies down. Sheena takes a little bow
Orme	it turns you into a brooding teenage man with a leather jacket
Streak (GM)	However, your attack has disappointed the electric that was making it pop out, and it pops back in. er
Sheena	disappointing electric
Streak (GM)	dissipated*
Bogrir	lol
Isabel	"Hey! Get back out here!"
Zmey	dissapoint
Bogrir	2am GM
Sheena	Sheena : Lore (Monster Ecology 101) Check 15
Streak (GM)	The suit whirrs back to its usual movement.
Sheena	what do i know about flanws -w just flans
Zmey	wait does your lore apply to everything
Sheena	habitats i would know if it should live around here or not it's only common shit too like flans
Isabel	interesting data
Zmey	hmhmm
Sheena	that we would recognize on sight
Streak (GM)	Electric flans don't usually live in cities, actually, so this is kind of odd. Als, dlans are delicious. They're used in all kinds of meals. Also, flans*
Isabel	flan flan
Bogrir	mmm, custard flantasy flan
Sheena	"I don't know much about flans but I do know they shouldn't live around here."
Isabel	Bronn can cook, right?
Sheena	"Also I am pretty sure we can eat that."
Streak (GM)	Sheena, is that your full turn?
Sheena	yes
Zmey	"I was gonna shoot it with a bow, but it seems it had other flans."
Isabel	"We can eat that?"
Streak (GM)	okay, Zmey's go.
Orme	"I'm not sure I would want to eat something that discharges electricity on a whim." Isabel thinks for a bit
Sheena	"Hey jumpy guy, you got a little on your shoulder. How's it taste?"
Isabel	"Sure, why not?"
Bogrir	"When it's no longer screeching, perhaps, lad?" Sheena understands the pun
Sheena	"Oh my god"
Zmey	"Do flans eat anything? Can we lure it out?"
Orme	"that's no guarantee, sir. Many creatures retain their volatile properties after death."
Sheena	"I haven't the foggiest idea, I'm afraid."
Streak (GM)	This is a heck of a conversation.
Bogrir	Food
Bronn	"Actually, yellow flans aren't particularly edible. You need to melt them or perhaps braise them first, and then you can eat them properly."
Bogrir	the best social bridge Bronn coughs a bit.
Streak (GM)	The fight??? Guys???
Sheena	im dying
Isabel	Isabel likes food
Sheena	you got us started on food
Isabel	who can blame her
Zmey	I maintain my performance Zmey : Inspire Courage Class : Dragon Herald Standard action. Free action to maintain. +1 morale bonus to saving throws vs. charm and fear effects and a +1 competence bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls.
Streak (GM)	The magitek looks very interested in this culinary discourse.
Zmey	and um
Isabel	"Wait, spear guy, do you know how to cook?"
Orme	the fortitude thing
Sheena	"I really hope it doesn't know that we were just talking about eating it..." Sheena suddenly gets self conscious
Bronn	"Well, my parents were both chefs, so... kind of?" "Also the name's Bronn miss, I'd rather not be called spear guy."
Sheena	fight the robot
Isabel	To Bronn: "Oh, cool"
Bogrir	well we gotta kill it before we eat it, so
Zmey	Zmey : Minor Aura: Demand Fortitude Class : Dragon Herald Swift action. Free action to dismiss/swap. +3 to Fortitude saves for allies within 15 ft.
Orme	"could we save the banter for when our lives aren't at risk?"
Sheena	"Oh, I don't even know half your names!" "Where are my manners!"
Isabel	"So, hey Bronn, I'm Isabel"
Streak (GM)	Okay, any moving?
Bogrir	NOW? introductions, now? Bronn puts his glaive down and casually leans on it.
Sheena	"We've charged into battle together, and I haven't even introduced myself!" mid-fight oh my god this guy
Isabel	To Orme: "Oh, sorry"
Bronn	"Well hello Isabel, nice to meet you!"
Zmey	Can I... target the flan with a spell
Sheena	inside the armor?
Zmey	it's hiding so Bogrir stares at Bronn, wide eyed.
Streak (GM)	It's inside the machine, so probably not.
Sheena	depends on the spell
Bogrir	"Get yer priorities straight, laddy!"
Orme	"it's fine, miss"
Sheena	if it's like a mind influencing thing or something else that doesn't need line of sight probably would still work
Bronn	"No need to be rude my hammery friend!"
Orme	"i'm rather flustered by this myself. It's understandable that we'd all act a little crazy."
Streak (GM)	oh my GOD
Zmey	i hate this
Isabel	Poor Streak
Sheena	"Alright, let's just take this thing down, and we can grab drinks after, alright?"
Zmey	I shoot at the armor
Streak (GM)	i mean i guess this is a good time since ill be tallking your ear off later
Isabel	"Yeah. Alright, lets fight first, talk later"
Sheena	"I am saying alright a lot. Alright."
Bronn	streak this is precisely what being a gm is
Orme	"gladly!"
Bronn	learn to love the pain
Zmey	"Looks like I have no choice." Zmey : Branch Bow Attack 12 Damage 2 Type Piercing Ow! Splinter...
Sheena	streak in 4 sessions you'll have to force us to talk
Bronn	"Well alright, I probably should deal with this." man we are just
Zmey	+1 +1 this sucks
Bronn	incapable of hitting this thing with physical attacks
Sheena	this is what happens when you make the first fight a robot!!
Streak (GM)	It hits, actually.
Sheena	robots are a pain in the ass to fight!!!!
Isabel	Its AC is 13!
Bronn	a 12? what!
Sheena	no it's +2
Bogrir	+1 +1
Sheena	so a 14
Streak (GM)	14
Bronn	oh
Isabel	Or 14, sorry
Bronn	i was going to say
Isabel	We've learned something
Sheena	what 4th wall
Streak (GM)	However, the arrow pings off its armor, without even denting it.
Sheena	shit
Streak (GM)	Bogrir!
Bronn	man dat DR doe
Isabel	crap, piercing resist
Zmey	"Who brought this creature here..."
Bogrir	declare power attack "This time, I'm going to show you a thing or two!"
Streak (GM)	are you going to scream the attack name as you do it
Bogrir	it's jsut a normal meele
Isabel	I think the one-liners suffice
Orme	NORMAL MELEE STRIIIIIKE
Bogrir	Bogrir : Melee Attack Check 24
Streak (GM)	still sounds cool
Bogrir	NOW We'RE TALKING!
Bronn	shite
Isabel	Woah, ok
Sheena	crit!!!!!!!
Streak (GM)	nice crit!!
Orme	finally!
Isabel	this dwarf can hit
Zmey	:}
Bronn	SMAAAAAAASH
Bogrir	rolling 1d8( 3 ) = 3 + how much? 2?
Bronn	yeah and then doubled
Sheena	10!
Zmey	"Hammerzeit!"
Bogrir	"RRRAGH!'"
Sheena	wait plus your strength too right
Streak (GM)	yeah +3
Bronn	oh yeah what happened to all his bonuses so 16
Sheena	plus 1 from the song
Bogrir	total AB is 4
Streak (GM)	then another from song
Orme	still in the field
Bogrir	fyi so
Bronn	so 18
Isabel	holy cow
Sheena	so 14
Bogrir	do i kill that thang
Sheena	right 3 + 4 x 2
Bronn	you double the 3 too wait yeah what am i missing
Sheena	(3+ 4) x2 = 14
Bronn	oh the power attack right
Sheena	oh right duh so yeah 18
Bronn	18
Sheena	the math nerds are content
Streak (GM)	Bogrir swings his hammer with great power, and smacks the armor's underside, just as a piece of the flan pulses through the circuitry, smacking the flan as well.
Bogrir	so am i
Orme	I am so lost
Bogrir	18 damage
Sheena	"Nice hit!" i imagine the flan pops out the top like a whack-a-mole
Isabel	"Yeah!! Beat that scrap heap into the ground!" Bronn looks around the flanitek surprised at Bogrir.
Bogrir	"Say hello to my little warhammer!"
Sheena	ehehe
Streak (GM)	Upon doing so, the flan swells out of the pipes on top of that armor, screaming with great volume, and inflating more and more... Pop!!
Zmey	"I hope we aren't going to pay for this equipment afterwards. I am broke."
Orme	"a mighty low blow, if I do say so myself"
Streak (GM)	Flan bits shoot everywhere some gets in your hair eww
Orme	we already own it golurk
Isabel	Oh, is it dead? Sheena points fingers at orme. eyyyy Bogrir squints
Streak (GM)	The machine freezes, and then deactivates.
Isabel	"Wooo! You did it! Its dead!"
Zmey	i mean the machine
Bogrir	"I entirely wanted a hair gel treatment, yes sir."
Streak (GM)	You win!
Music
Isabel	(I know Mending. Can I try to mend the machine?) Orme smiles wanly
Sheena	"Is it over?" Bronn kicks the dirt a bit.
Orme	hooray!
Sheena	mending is for like tears in clothes n shit Isabel doesn't even care about the flan in her hair
Sheena	only really little stuff
Streak (GM)	yaaay
Bronn	"(didnt even hit the thing, frazza friggin rassaltoffa)" Sheena slowly grins
Zmey	hey this is not the final fantasy fanfare i am used to
Sheena	"We did it!"
Isabel	(I hit it, I'm pleased)
Streak (GM)	Right, enough of that.
Sheena	"Woo!"
Bogrir	I'm not a FF fan i'm a mana series fan
Zmey	where is the real victory music
Bogrir	can't contribute when i don't know the lingo
Bronn	what was that music anyway
Streak (GM)	Suddenly, a flash of light appears just north.
Bogrir	yeah it sounded familiar
Streak (GM)	From the statue.
Isabel	We beat a boss, give us something spectacular
Bronn	whoops shinies Meruga with the strange thing dead, Meruga trots back up to orme like she hand't run away like a mouse
Bronn	merugamesh Isabel cover her eyes
Streak (GM)	(one sec) Bronn turns to the statue and lifts his glaive up.
Zmey	im so messed up i wanted to adjust the camera so i can see the statue in 3d
Bronn	"Ey, what's with the glowing!"
Orme	bahaha
Bogrir	"Does anybody know any healing magic?"
Isabel	"Oh, I know some"
Streak (GM)	Shh
Bogrir	sorry
Streak (GM)	you can't do things right now :P
Isabel	(even heal friends?)
Orme	cutscene time Zmey cutscenes
Orme	no heals in cutscenses remember aeris Isabel looks up at the statue
Bogrir	i do nothing, not even look can't o THINGS do*
Sheena	shh!!!
Streak (GM)	Okay. The light is coming from a strange gem the statue is holding. And its getting brighter.
Bronn	yoink!
Streak (GM)	ANd brighter... And you can't look away. Isabel squints, bu doesn't turn away
Streak (GM)	Oh my god its really bright now.
Sheena	ow
Orme	"this is not good for my night vision at all"
Streak (GM)	All you see is white...
Bronn	er
Bogrir	cue quest giver
Streak (GM)	And then.
Orme	hm.
Bronn	"... wait, what?"
Picture
Music
Streak (GM)	The light fades, and you find yourself here. The ground is made of a striking blue and translucent rock. Beyond this floating land, though, is darkness.
Sheena	"Um."
Isabel	"How did..."
Zmey	"Don't hug me I'm scared."
Bogrir	"What in the blazes..."
Bronn	"Alright, stabbing time!"
Orme	"what in the world is this"
Streak (GM)	You hear a heavenly voice. "Warriors. Come." You are filled with that feeling again. The one that drew you to attack the monster.
Isabel	"Bronn...I don't think we're here to dtab anything"
Sheena	"W-warriors? I..."
Orme	"and where's my dog?!" Bronn rushes towards to find things to stab.
Sheena	"..."
Bronn	ACK "Hey look, a rock!"
Sheena	"Holy shit..."
Picture
Zmey	were gonna be POWER RANGERS so hype
Isabel	"this...its so...wow"
Sheena	golurk ur killing the mood stop making me giggle "You've arrived at last."
Orme	"Meruga? where are you?!"
Zmey	"Dazzling light..."
Bronn	sentai final fantasy
Sheena	"Uh..." "Were you the one... asking for help?" Bronn reaches to poke the shiny rock. "My Crystal Warriors. I have chosen you to fix what has been broken."
Isabel	"Crystal warriors?" "The light and dark of the crystals shall guide you. Restore the balance." Sheena hastily grabs bronn and pulls him back
Zmey	"Something broken?" "All of life depends on you." Bronn gets hastily pulled back.
Streak (GM)	The voice does not react to your words.
Isabel	"Um, guys, I think this is serious"
Zmey	must be prerecorded
Streak (GM)	Once again, the crystal begins to shine.
Sheena	"Wait!"
Streak (GM)	and brighten
Sheena	"But..."
Bronn	"Why the light, it hurts so much!"
Streak (GM)	you can't look away so bright
Sheena	"..."
Streak (GM)	Fwoosh.
Isabel	"What..?"
Zmey	"Why must higher beings be so cryptic..."
Bogrir	we can't do serious cutscenes can we
Orme	"Voice! If you don't tell me, WHERE my friend is, so help me I'l--"
Bogrir	it's just not in the threeple nature
Streak (GM)	You're back!
Sheena	i tried my best bog i tried
Bronn	"Oh, ok, I was clearly hallucinating."
Bogrir	hahaha
Sheena	"Did everyone else- yeah."
Orme	"oh thank the heavens!"
Zmey	"Was there something in that machine water."
Isabel	"No Bronn, I saw it too" Orme hugs dog
Bronn	"Man, what was in that ale I had..."
Streak (GM)	You look at the crystal on the statue.
Sheena	"Whatever it was I could go for some more."
Streak (GM)	In fact, the statue is... moving
Bronn	"ACK"
Isabel	To Zmey: "I didn't get hit by the water, I don't think that was it"
Sheena	"Guys!!" Isabel sits down
Streak (GM)	It opens its arms, and the crystal floats forward.
Orme	"I think I've had just about enough of this for today" Bronn brandishes his glaive.
Bogrir	"Fellas, did that statue always... er.."
Streak (GM)	It starts to shrink in size, until it becomes about four times smaller. Then a stem grows out the middle, and... Bogrir stumbles back, a bit baffled
Sheena	"What in the world..."
Streak (GM)	Pop! A white creature has popped out of the end of the stem. Orme stands indignantly
Zmey	"!"
Isabel	"Um...hi?"
Bronn	"NOPE"
Sheena	you fucker.
Zmey	shit
Bogrir	oh ffs
Orme	"A... Moogle?!"
Sheena	plot moogle
Isabel	Moogle?
Sheena	plot moogle is go
Streak (GM)	It swings around, orienting itself upright, floating in the air by flapping a pair of tiny purple bat wings on its small body. The crystal now appears to serve as its bobble, attached to it's large head. In fact, the creature resembles a Moogle...albeit more cartoon-y. It adjusts the bag it's wearing.
Isabel	"Bronn, come back!"
Sheena	"Uh... hello?"
Odd Moogle	"Oh! Hello, there!" Orme keeps Meruga at heel
Odd Moogle	"You guys must be those Crystal Warriors I heard about!"
Bronn	"Alright moggle-thing, time for some answers."
Sheena	"Well, apparently."
Zmey	"On leathery wings!"
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Bangaa Guard	"HEY" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING."
Isabel	"Bronn, please don't stab him"
Bronn	"Oh finally, some voices of reason."
Orme	"the guard?"
Bogrir	"Well, you have us at a disatvantage there, er... Moogle."
Bangaa Guard	"DON'T MOVE" Isabel turns to the guards
Bronn	"No, no, it's alright."
Streak (GM)	they've got weapons!
Bronn	"No need to thank us."
Zmey	"Good evening, officer!"
Isabel	"Wait, wait wait wait"
Sheena	"Sir, please, we just stopped one of those magitek suits."
Bronn	"Hey, so, fun fact."
Bangaa Guard	"The statue!" "The crystal is missing?!" "You took it!"
Bronn	"Crazy hallucinating moogle guy there has some answers we need."
Bogrir	"Oh, hoots mon."
Orme	"yes, well, um"
Zmey	Zmey : Influence Check 15 Sheena sweats heavily
Bronn	"Oh, that, well."
Isabel	To the Guards "I'm an Acolyte of this church"
Streak (GM)	what is that opposed by
Isabel	"Everything is under control"
Bronn	"You see, well..."
Zmey	I put on a happy face.
Isabel	I'll help Isabel : Influence Check 3
Bogrir	hahaha
Sheena	"Psst! Hey, magic crystal moogle! Any chance you could help us out here?"
Bogrir	yeah you will
Isabel	Craaap
Zmey	http://www.d20pfsrd.com/skills/diplomacy just use aid another
Bangaa Guard	The guard turns to Zmey, and looks a little unnerved. "Well, explain yourself!"
Bronn	"There aren't any problems here, that moogle has the crystal."
Bangaa Guard	"Hrm, must be some kind of evil spell!" "You're all goin' away for a long-"
Isabel	"Wait, no! Don't you dare!"
Streak (GM)	Just then! (one sec)
Bogrir	more music
Isabel	(more deathly things?)
Orme	a handsome man
Isabel	(oh, a man)
Streak (GM)	(i forgot to set this up)
Sheena	hot
Zmey	hot
Bogrir	his face looks familiar
Isabel	Bronn's got competition
Sheena	it's cid!
Zmey	"WELL HELLO"
Picture
Music
Cid	"What's goin' on here?"
Bronn	"(aw fuck)"
Streak (GM)	A man sitting on a large machine arrives behind the guards, who turn to face him. The machine is similar to the Magitek, but has no pilot seat that you can see, and seems to move of it's own accord.
Orme	"A minir altercation sir, we should have it sorted out forthwith!"
Streak (GM)	(pretend there is a token for the machine)
Orme	*minor
Streak (GM)	(i forogt)
Isabel	To Cid "These men are trying to arrest us for saving the church!"
Zmey	i forgive you
Cid	"Eh? Arrest? ..." He takes a look around.
Zmey	"We were the first to arrive at the scene."
Cid	"Right, boys, I'll take it from here."
Isabel	(Should Isabel know who this is?)
Bangaa Guard	"Eh??"
Cid	"You don't need to be dealing with this misunderstanding. The citizens need you right now."
Bangaa Guard	"Oh! Um, of course, sir!" The guards leave.
Zmey	"Phew." Bogrir raises an eyebrow
Orme	"well, that was fortuitous. Thank you, sir."
Isabel	"Well, good thing someone here is reasonable"
Cid	The man and his robot approach you.
Isabel	"Thanks for that"
Cid	"...So, you guys stopped that Magitek, didn't you?" "Nice one!"
Isabel	"Hell yeah we did!"
Orme	"well, some of us, certainly"
Bronn	"No thanks to the local security..."
Cid	He jumps down from the robot's shoulder, and lands on its outstretched hand, which lowers him to the ground gently.
Orme	"I'm ashamed to admit I wasn't much help"
Zmey	"Are we going to pay for that now deceased metal dog?"
Cid	"Now, let's see."
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Isabel	To Orme: "No, you did great!"
Bogrir	"Yes, well, we all did what we could, boyo."
Orme	(whispering)"Is everything a dog to you?!" Sheena awkwardly interjects
Bronn	i like how we're all just now ignoring the magical moogle sitting on the steps
Sheena	"It was a flan."
Zmey	hes waving
Cid	"You did really well. The suit is barely damaged at all!"
Zmey	we are ignoring him
Sheena	"Er, piloting the robot. It was using it like a puppet."
Bogrir	To new guy: "And you did us a favour, lad, thankin ye."
Orme	blushes "well that's very kind of you to say, miss"
Isabel	Magic moggle isn't important
Cid	"A flan? Yeah, I know about that." "Invaded the dang city!" "But we took care of that."
Sheena	"They were all flans?"
Isabel	"Wait, there were more of these things?"
Bogrir	"A flan invaded the city? Flan, singular?"
Zmey	"Invaders?"
Cid	"Nono, loads of em, all in suits."
Orme	"But how? As far as I have learned, Flans are mindless to a fault."
Sheena	"I've never heard of them acting like that before..."
Cid	"Well, loads, I mean eight."
Zmey	oh gr8
Cid	"Haha, yeah, pretty weird." He climbs into the suit.
Zmey	mrw this cid is the enemy
Cid	The suit clicks and clangs a little, readjusting its joints after the flan took it for a ride.
Isabel	He assimilates the suit
Bogrir	"Hold on there, lad, what was up with this statue?"
Cid	"So, uh...what was with that light? And the crystal bein' missin'?" Isabel points to the moogle
Cid	"The whole city must've saw that light." "Hmm?"
Bogrir	"Yes, well.. we did get a moogle out of it."
Zmey	"I do hope nothing else troublesome will take these for their joyrides."
Orme	"I honestly have no idea. We all appeared in this strange cavern"
Bronn	"Not our fault, hallucinations got to us."
Sheena	"One at a time, guys."
Odd Moogle	"Kupo?"
Cid	"Would you lookit that..."
Zmey	"ANYWAY, tiny bat dog."
Isabel	"Talk to the moogle, he probably knows more than us"
Cid	"Uh..." Cid is looking a bit overwhelmed. "I don't really get what all this means...Can you all come with me? My sister, Ceina, knows more about this kinda thing."
Zmey	"Kupo? kupo. Is that your name?"
Cid	"Would rather not trust some weird toy."
Bogrir	"Sure, I haven't got anything better to do anyway."
Isabel	"Seems reasonable"
Odd Moogle	"Eh?? Toy?"
Orme	"a toy? are you implying this moogle is an automaton?"
Isabel	"Lead the way!"
Cid	"Alright, great. follow me."
Sheena	"He does look a little unusual."
Bogrir	"And stop teasing the thing, would ya? 'Knows more than we do about that crystal warrior business." Sheena pokes the moogle gently.
Cid	He clanks off in the suit.
Isabel	"Lets get moving, guys" Bogrir follows whoever's leading
Bogrir	"Indeed.'
Streak (GM)	You all clank after him, and he takes you on a short walk.
Orme	"come, meruga! it seems that our journey may well begin sooner than we expected."
Streak (GM)	(okay time to set up again, one sec)
Zmey	"I might as well."
Isabel	I hope the logs have screenshots
Streak (GM)	Oh sorry one more thing Bronn mumbles to himself and sheathes his glaive.
Cid	"Hey, Biggs!" The robot Cid came with stands to attention, diverted away from its busywork of staring at some flowers, "I'm taking these guys back to the warehouse. Go help the guards clean up and then go home, okay?"
Sheena	mfw bronn still hasn't actually stabbed anything
Cid	The robot nods and jumps off over a nearby wall.
Zmey	this will be the running gag
Bronn	shush i'll totally stab something
Zmey	your toe maybe
Orme	mfw bogrir is gonna be damaged for the whole campaign
Bronn	i just need to hit it first
Bogrir	"That is a nice construct there, uh.. What did ye say yer name was?"
Cid	"That's Biggs, he's practically my best friend." "I made him myself!" "Do a lot of that kinda thing."
Orme	"how remarkable!"
Zmey	where is it standing
Isabel	"That's incredible"
Bogrir	did he introduce himself hen i wasn't looking or something we just automatically know it's Cid?
Orme	"they're certainly a marvel to behold when not trying to kill us. How they mimic the form of living beings..."
Cid	"Name's Cid!"
Isabel	(I live in this city, so I might know him already? Mabye?)
Cid	"Nice to meet y'all."
Sheena	"And you as well, sir."
Orme	"a pleasure to meet you too"
Streak (GM)	That's a society check
Isabel	"Name's Isabel. Nice to meet you Cid"
Zmey	Zmey : Society Check 16
Bogrir	"Aye. Bogrir Blackmail of the Dragons of the Mountain, at yer service." Bogrir bows slightly
Sheena	"Sheena! I'm Sheena. Nice to meet you all, I suppose."
Isabel	Oh, I can't do that without being trained, apparently
Streak (GM)	Zmey has heard the name before. He's a pretty famous mechanic, but you don't know much else.
Orme	"I am Orme, student of Cam Sanh. And this is Meruga, my companion"
Sheena	Sheena : Society Check 20
Bronn	"I'm Bronn!"
Zmey	I'm way over here now
Orme	to the Horrible Building
Sheena	zmey has yet to introduce herself
Cid	"Strange thing, this attack. Seems like a bunch of Thunder Flan broke into the storage warehouse, took control of the suits... Should probably fix that flaw."
Sheena	but i think everyone else has now
Isabel	"How'd they get in"
Zmey	"How passé..."
Cid	"Course, I always have some way to control my own tech! Gotta be careful, y'know?", he says, showing you a remote with a few hundred buttons and displays. "Glad you kids stopped that one near the statue, though. That thing's real sacred or some'n, I think. But then, the crystal's up and movin' now, wonder how they'll react to that..."
Orme	"squeeze through the gaps I'd imagine." "ah, yes we were hoping you could shed some light on that subject"
Cid	"Ceina is figuring out that little puzzle right now!" "These things are airtight, no way they squeezed in."
Sheena	"Well we're all a bit confused ourselves, so I'm more than willing to share any information I can."
Isabel	"Sabotage?"
Bogrir	"Say, Cid, what with yer bein' a mechanic and all, ye ever hear of something called Fullmetal?"
Cid	"Fullmetal?" "Hmm.."
Bogrir	"Tis a myth among my clan.. a metal that when purified has magical properties I believe it is real."
Cid	"Well, hey, there's all sortsa weird metals in this world." "Haven't heard of it, though. Sorry."
Bogrir	"Aye, 'twas a long shot." (Sorry, bogrir has this one goal he wants to achieve in life... :P )
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Cid	"Right! We're here."
Bronn	"Where, uh, is here?"
Sheena	(naw that was good) (in-character interjections are good)
Cid	"This is the warehouse the magitek escaped from."
Orme	"I'm a slinger, it's always worth taking the long shot, I say"
Sheena	(sidequest potential ahoy)
Cid	"My sister's in there now."
Bogrir	"Looks like they shouldn't have been able to escape so easily, eh?"
Bronn	"Sister, eh?"
Streak (GM)	(more copying tokens yayy)
Isabel	(Rule #3 of adventures, do all the sidequests)
Orme	we already broke rule 1 though we didn't talk to everybody at the festival
Bogrir	(hell if streak gives me Fullmetal i'd certainly love that)
Isabel	Oh yeah, we didn't loot the Flan!
Zmey	"Is that.. whatsit still following us?"
Bogrir	deeerp well wait no we couldn't have done crystal teleport then police no time to loot
Isabel	Not an excuse Looting is always first
Zmey	k lets go
Sheena	it exploded
Isabel	shame on you all
Sheena	there was nothing to loot
Bronn	oh dear
Orme	"oh my!"
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Cid	"I'm back!"
Isabel	"Now that is a lot of machines"
Zmey	"Seven." "So the eighth was the one before?"
Ceina	Ceina is doing some routine scans of the area when they enter, dressed in a housecoat, and nice novelty moogle slippers.
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Zmey	sheena wat r u doin
Orme	"Can't be anything but" Isabel examines a magiteck
Bronn	"Hey there miss, are you this man's sister?"
Sheena	spinnin
Ceina	(get back) Orme sighs
Ceina	"Oh good. Can I go home now? I was in the middle of a movie, you know."
Sheena	netflix night woo
Bronn	wow what whered she go
Cid	"C'mon Sis, this is important. We gotta find out how those Flan got in here. Got any leads?"
Zmey	now thats my kind of npc
Bronn	"Oh, well, nevermind..."
Ceina	"They actually spawned in here. There's some traces of Chaos right in the corner here. ...By the way, this detector of yours is garbage, didn't even pick it up. I just used magic instead."
Zmey	"Chaos?"
Isabel	Oh, I can detect magic
Cid	"Whaaat? Yer prob'ly just not usin' it right. Gimme that...And, uh, shouldn't the magicite shields have stopped spawns?"
Orme	"Chaos? as in, the abstract conceptual model?"
Streak (GM)	Would you like to?
Isabel	Sure
Orme	"oh right, chaotic magic"
Isabel	Isabel : Detect Magic School Enhancing; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 Standard Action Components N/A Range 60ft Effects/Target Cone Duration Concentration, 1mins. Saving Throw N/A DC 14 Spell Resistance No Detects all spells and magic items within 60 ft. Can gleam more info from studying for up to 3 rounds. http://www.finalfantasyd20.com/ffd20/spells--d-f-.html
Orme	"forgot myself for a second, hah!
Streak (GM)	Alright. After activating the spell, you see a small faint dark cloud over in the top left.
Orme	"
Zmey	kill cloud Isabel rushes over to the corner
Isabel	"This the Chaos?"
Ceina	"They should have, but this spike was way above the usual strength..." She pauses, and glances over at the group, who will -not- stop running around. "Uh, who're they?"
Zmey	kill it so we win
Cid	"Oh, right! I found these guys around the statue, they fought off one of the Flan that was trying to attack it."
Ceina	"It was attacking the statue? That's...interesting."
Sheena	"Yeah, there was some... weird stuff happening." Isabel examines the cloud closely Meruga trots around the shop, sniffing at the machines
Bronn	"Well, it wasn't attacking the statue so much as exploding from being electric and stuff..."
Sheena	"We heard some sort of weird voice? And then this moogle showed up."
Odd Moogle	You are all interrupted as the moogle yelps a little and flies at Ceina. "Yee!"
Zmey	Yee
Sheena	yee
Orme	yee
Isabel	"This has not been a normal day, really"
Odd Moogle	It's noticed Ceina's slippers!
Bronn	yee
Odd Moogle	They're moogles!
Zmey	best
Ceina	"Um. What is..." Ceina grabs the playful moogle and takes a look at him.
Orme	oh no its being cute
Ceina	"Are you...a toy moogle? Cid, is this one of your rob- Wait, that bobble..." Her eyes light up.
Zmey	it's clearly evil
Cid	"Yeah, that's what I was sayin', that's the-"
Orme	Kyupo
Zmey	Kappa
Sheena	"It came out of the crystal."
Ceina	"It's the crystal from the statue, isn't it?"
Isabel	"Um...Please be nice with that Moogle, It may be the only thing that knows what's going on"
Cid	"Agh, way ahead of me as usual. And I had a head start too..."
Sheena	"It said something about crystal warriors?"
Zmey	"It... grew from the crystal."
Ceina	"Hmm, now why would I be mean to him?"
Odd Moogle	"Kupo!"
Orme	"Referring to us, as far as I can tell"
Zmey	"Keepo!"
Isabel	"Yeah, apparently we've been choosen for something"
Ceina	"...You all seem pretty unsure."
Isabel	(I can detect magic some more to get more information, I think)
Ceina	"Why don't we ask him?"
Sheena	"The usual mystic destiny quest sort of thing." Sheena is more proud of herself than she probably should be
Ceina	"Moogle. Can you tell us what's happening?"
Orme	"we were rather preoccupied with other matters"
Zmey	"Does this happen every year on this festival?"
Isabel	"We've had a weird day. Can you blame us for being a little uneasy?"
Orme	"It didn't bring my wolf with me for one."
Odd Moogle	"Well why didn't you ask before!"
Sheena	"It was all rather... vague. Bronn over there still insists it was all a hallucination too."
Bogrir	sorry stuff happened what'd i miss
Odd Moogle	"I've been waiting forever." "I love explaining stuff. It's really simple, kupo, the crystal has awakened! Revealed itself to the world, since it finally met the Crystal Warriors!"
Orme	we're in the shop now sol
Odd Moogle	He does a little spin.
Sheena	"And that's us? Right?"
Odd Moogle	"Yeah! You six!"
Isabel	Oh no, exposistion
Zmey	"Warriors..."
Odd Moogle	"I'm here to guide you, and I was sent by Althena herself, kupo!"
Bogrir	"Exactly what is a crytal warrior?"
Odd Moogle	"You're going to save the world!"
Isabel	Isabel : Profession (Acolyte) Check 15
Odd Moogle	"That's what a Crystal Warrior is!"
Bogrir	"...Oh, that's wonderful."
Isabel	Using my profession, trying to see if I know anything about this
Sheena	"Cool!"
Streak (GM)	Nothing comes to mind.
Bronn	"Well, what if I'd rather go stab dragons?"
Isabel	"Umm, the world? Really?"
Streak (GM)	You know who Althena is, of course.
Sheena	smug sheena "Bronn, saving the world almost ALWAYS involves at least one dragon fight!" "Everybody knows that!"
Bronn	"Well, I suppose that is true."
Zmey	"Who are we going to war against."
Odd Moogle	"Oh yes! The world is in danger. There's big problems goin' down! And big problems need big heroes to stop it! Ahem." He readies himself for a speech.
Sheena	dis gun be gud
Odd Moogle	"You see, the Chaos in the world, something is wrong with it, kupo. Lots of monsters are appearing in places they shouldn't, and some are disappearing altogether."
Orme	"Fellows I think you might want to be a little more tactful with a Gria present..."
Isabel	"Wait, this is happening? This is real? Oh. My. Yes."
Odd Moogle	"Something from the outside is causing this to happen, and if nothing is done soon, the Chaos could cease to exist forever!"
Orme	"Disappearing?"
Cid	"Hrm. Chaos is where monsters pop out of, so that sounds good to me."
Isabel	"Is this cloud of Chaos over here a sign of it?" Sheena nods apologetically to Zmey
Sheena	awkward grimace
Zmey	snrk
Odd Moogle	"Oh no, no! That would be super bad, kupo! Don't you know?" the moogle gets right up in Cid's face.
Sheena	SUPER BAD
Bogrir	"Why do I get the feeling monsters are more important to us than I've been led to believe?"
Odd Moogle	"All of YOU are tiny pieces of the Chaos. Life in born from it, and when life ends, it returns to the Chaos, to be born again. If there was no Chaos left, you'd go poof! Gone! Forever!!"
Isabel	Isabel : Profession (Acolyte) Check 14 What do I know about Chaos?
Sheena	"Oh dear."
Cid	"Yikes, okay, I get it, s-stop yellin' at me!"
Isabel	"Sounds like one hell of an adventure"
Streak (GM)	Isabel, you know about the Cycle of Life and Chaos.
Isabel	"Count me in!" Bogrir nudges Orme
Streak (GM)	Chaos is where monsters come from. Life is us.
Zmey	we dark souls now
Orme	Orme : Nature Check 10
Bogrir	quietly "That little fella sure has some zest, eh lad?"
Streak (GM)	Both are states of the same thing.
Isabel	Well duh, the moogle just told us
Odd Moogle	"Crystal Warriors!" He flies back over to the group, "You've all got the potential to stop this! To become mighty heroes who can restore the Cycle to the way it was! The Lady Althena told me so Herself! What do you say, will you help me, kupo?!" Bronn sits down, laying his glaive across his legs.
Zmey	Zmey : Perception Check 14 sense the motive
Isabel	"Of course I'll help! I've always dreamed of this sort of thing!"
Sheena	"If there are monsters involved, count me in! I love monsters."
Streak (GM)	The moogle is being so sincere right now.
Orme	(to bogrir) "he does indeed. I hope he doesn't wear us down throught it"
Isabel	"Didn't think'd I'd get to as a white mage, but hey, here I am"
Bogrir	"I don't see that we have a choice, eh" "Wouldn't want to suddenly cease to exist, now would we"
Orme	"I have a duty to see that the ecosystem remains in balance. I can't not help."
Odd Moogle	"Then...are we a team?!"
Bronn	"I dunno, what's in it for us? Is there really any reason for us to do this?" "Surely there are more qualified folk."
Isabel	"Bronn, you will die if you don't"
Bogrir	"Sure! Ye might wanter tell us what yer name is, though"
Odd Moogle	"No way! Althena said to me that you six are the only ones!"
Isabel	"Do you want to just let yourself fade away! or do you want to fight it!!"
Odd Moogle	"You all have amazing potential!" Bronn mumbles to himself and sighs.
Odd Moogle	"Then we're a team! Yeah!!" Mog does a cool pose.
Bogrir	oops, you gave away his name
Odd Moogle	...The rest of you should also pose. Isabel wraps my arm around Bronn's shoulder
Isabel	"That's the spirit!"
Orme	"Surely, sir Bronn, you would want to prove your mettle to... certain other people?"
Zmey	"Hmmm... you don't seem to be deceiving us. You don't seem to be capable of deception at all."
Odd Moogle	Mog is still holding the Cool Pose.
Bronn	"Well this sounds like a whole lotta work." Bogrir sighs and holds his hammer up
Odd Moogle	He's straining a little.
Zmey	"One more thing."
Bronn	"Don't really have a lot of choices though, I guess."
Zmey	"What's are you carrying?" Orme stands dramatically
Isabel	"Trust me, Bronn. It'll be worth it. You have a White mage with you, so don't worry"
Zmey	-'s
Cid	"Uhm." Cid clears his throat. Isabel raises both arms into the air Meruga decides to join in too Bronn holds up his glaive while still sitting.
Ceina	"Okay. This is pretty strange." Sheena giggles Isabel chortles
Ceina	"But...the church has been talking about...something?"
Sheena	"You guys look ridiculous!"
Ceina	"Maybe it was this." "You know what they're like, with their prophecies and stuff."
Bogrir	"I'm a dwarf, I always look ridiculous."
Cid	"So this is...for real?"
Zmey	Zmey : Performance Check 19
Isabel	"Yeah, prophecies are pretty cool"
Orme	"I don't often get a chance to cut loose like this, hah!" Sheena does a super anime pose, still giggling
Odd Moogle	The moogle looks delighted!
Bogrir	To Cid "Well, lad, the flan invasion was certainly real wouldn't you agree?"
Cid	"There have been a lot of monster problems lately." Zmey does that thing the Moogle did a while ago. The twirling.
Isabel	Zmey can fly, can't she?
Orme	"too true! Look what happened to Suleina!"
Sheena	"We saved the statue. How much harder can the world be, right?"
Cid	"Then, Mr. Moogle, do you know what's causing it?"
Odd Moogle	"Well, I'm not sure. Chaos is very hard to look into, you know, even Althena Herself can't look inside it! Hmm..." Mog is in deep thought now.
Bogrir	"Them's famous last words, lass."
Odd Moogle	"I think..."
Ceina	"I think," Ceina interrupts, "You should all find areas with high, low or otherwise unusual C"haos activity. You may find some clue as to what's happening. Of course, we've been trying this ourselves, with no luck...But I'm sure the Crystal Warriors could find something, right? At the very least you will be able to see the problem for yourself."
Isabel	"Please don't jinx it"
Odd Moogle	"Wow, are you a mindreader, kupo!? That's what I was gonna say!"
Isabel	"Anyway, there is a Chaos spike here, isn't there?"
Ceina	"Not a mindreader, but close."
Bogrir	"It's almost like they both speak for the same entity."
Cid	"This one's small. Not much to find here."
Bogrir	(fourth wall joke)
Sheena	eyy double pistols and a wink
Orme	"chaos, hm...? Meruga, I think you and I are going to need a crash course in creature combat"
Cid	"But we do know a place pretty close that's gettin' some weird activity."
Zmey	pls dont bully the 4th woll
Bogrir	"Best we be headin' there, then. Whereabouts?"
Sheena	"I dunno, dude, for a guy with just a big stick you sure put the hurt on that robot."
Ceina	"Oh, you mean the forest, right?"
Sheena	"You'll be fine!"
Ceina	"A forest, home to hunters, that's been experiencing very low monster activity. And of the monsters that have appeared-"
Isabel	"Forest?"
Cid	"Actually..."
Sheena	4th wall shaming
Cid	"These kids are lookin' pretty tired, how about we get them some rest first? Maybe enjoy the rest of the festival? Then we can send them off into terrible danger and whatnot."
Zmey	"These missions do sound better than sitting idly by." slumber party
Ceina	"Ah, yeah, you must all be exhausted...You can go back to the festival if you like. I'm going home to finish watching Faint Hard 2: Faint Harder."
Sheena	slumber party!!!
Isabel	"Oh jeeze, right! The Dwarf is still hurt"
Bogrir	gives bronn an excuse to get his flirt on, too
Orme	"Thank you for the compliments Sheena, but Meruga is only trained to attack animals and humanoids. If we're going to be fighting more oozes and worse things, she at least needs instruction>"
Sheena	sleepover episode!!
Bogrir	he's gonna be spending some time with sheena eh
Isabel	(We didn't finish introductions, even)
Cid	"Ain't that movie like, really old?"
Isabel	"We haven't even introduced ourselves"
Ceina	"So? It's still good."
Sheena	"A movie sounds pretty good right now... and a drink. Shall we hit the inn?"
Orme	I thought we did to cid and we pick it up from there
Cid	"..Alright. Well. I'll get you all set up a nice inn."
Sheena	most did we don't know zmey yet
Cid	"Then we can all get to know each other."
Isabel	I'm pretty sure we missed a few names
Bogrir	"Yes, well, a dwarf can take a bit o' pain. But if ye be wantin to mebbe heal this scrap.. go right ahead... Ahem."
Sheena	"Really? Thanks!"
Cid	"Then I'm gonna go talk to the church about all this. I imagine they're at least a little curious about the crystal bein' missin'."
Isabel	(Permission to heal the dwarf?)
Streak (GM)	oh shit right the crystal healed you way back
Sheena	"Speaking of which... Isabel, are you going to have any problems with your priestly duties or anything?"
Streak (GM)	forgot to say
Isabel	(oh, never mind then)
Orme	how convenient
Streak (GM)	mhmm
Bogrir	oh good well that invalidates what i just said
Isabel	"I think this journey IS my job"
Sheena	or
Streak (GM)	it would have also revived any dead people
Sheena	you go to heal him
Streak (GM)	maximum tutorial battle
Bogrir	"DId anyone else feel a disturbance in the force just now, as if time changed?"
Sheena	and realize that his scrapes are gone
Bogrir	problem solved
Isabel	"I mean, a god has sent me on a journey. Pretty sure I have to obey"
Ceina	"Pff, they already know about the crystal. I bet they have a prophecy about this."
Isabel	Isabel : Profession (Acolyte) Check 13
Bronn	"Well I'd say we ought to get to an inn so I have somewhere more comfortable to sit."
Isabel	checking for profecies
Orme	"I... Have a duty to the people of my home, to find out why we were attacked. This is my only lead for the last six months."
Cid	"If you say so. Right, c'mon."
Isabel	prophecy
Cid	"I know a nice place nearby."
Bronn	wait is that where ceina went
Streak (GM)	You don't knwo of anything relating to this
Bronn	directly on top of bronn
Isabel	dang it
Sheena	she's been next to cid this whole time dude
Streak (GM)	But then, you're part of the Phoenix church, not the Althena one.
Orme	ahahahahahaha
Bogrir	is this party march time now
Zmey	jogn ceina
Isabel	Right, true
Zmey	h
Isabel	where is that in town, anyways?
Streak (GM)	right time to set up again one sec
Bogrir	oh god more it's 3:26am lol
Sheena	"Say, Bronn, what about those Wyrmsbane fellows?"
Isabel	Can we assume we all know eachother's names now?
Sheena	zmey has not introduced ehrself
Streak (GM)	You're about to go to an inn
Sheena	the rest of us have
Streak (GM)	you can chat there
Orme	don't instroduce yourself until the very end
Bogrir	I said my name to cid
Bronn	"Oh, I almost forgot! I was supposed to meet up with them already!"
Bogrir	dunno if anyone overheard
Orme	oh by the way my name's zmey, you say, as the final boss falls wutaiesque
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Streak (GM)	Welcome to the Coeurl's Chance Inn!
Sheena	her name is listed as ??? for the whole game
Streak (GM)	It's very swanky.
Sheena	we skipped all the support conversations
Cid	"Alright, kids, you've got a room upstairs. Enjoy the rest of your night, and meet me back here in the mornin', alright? We can chat over breakfast! I love the waffles here." He leaves.
Sheena	"Thanks Cid!" "Bye!"
Bronn	truly a man of non sequiturs
Bogrir	"Aye, cheers lad."
Isabel	"Thanks! See you tomorrow"
Sheena	"What an odd man."
Orme	"Thank you for your kindess!"
Odd Moogle	"Wow, this place is real nice!" Isabel sits down
Zmey	im going to introduce myself as i lay dying of permadeath
Streak (GM)	Oh, he already paid for the room btw
Bogrir	orme what are you again
Sheena	"I'll grab us a table." >there is only one table
Orme	a Galka
Bogrir	yes that
Sheena	>no wait it's a carpet
Bronn	"Alright, some Elvaan wine if you have any, barkeep."
Sheena	>with chairs
Bogrir	"How can ye stand next to a dwarf and a Galka, and call Cid odd?"
Isabel	Theres a moogle sitting on the table
Orme	"I hope there's a chair with a hollow back somewhere" Sheena shrugs
Bogrir	mind, Galkans are natural dwarf friends so he should probably find that remark entertaining
Sheena	"I come from a diverse town. I don't judge."
Bogrir	at least that's what i'm hoping
Odd Moogle	"This is so exciting!"
Orme	I hope so too
Odd Moogle	"So, what do you all call yourselves?"
Bronn	"Barkeep!"
Sheena	"I'm Sheena!"
Isabel	This is going to be the best adventure every
Sheena	please Isabel I turn to the moogle
Sheena	let mog call bronn 'barkeep' for the whole game
Bronn	"Wine please!"
Isabel	"I'm Isabel"
Orme	"I'm Orme, the lobo next to me is Meruga"
Zmey	"I am Zmey, tiny dog man."
Odd Moogle	"Doggy!" "Dog man? I'm a moogle!"
Orme	"Don't get too close!" Meruga snaps at the flying morsel
Zmey	"What to do, what to do..."
Odd Moogle	The moogle slips out of the way quickly. "Hehe!"
Sheena	"Really? No offense, but you look sorta... different. Than other moogles." "You were also a crystal."
Bogrir	"Bogrir Blackmail, of the Dragons of the Mountain clan, at yer servIce folk. If ye ever be needin' a smith, I'm yer man. Er, dwarf, that is."
Odd Moogle	"Really? They must look different here..." Bronn is getting totally smashed, totally.
Orme	"it's hard enough to keep her from eating the town moogles..."
Sheena	"Where are you from?"
Isabel	I haven't even ordered a drink yet slow down, Bronn
Odd Moogle	"And you?" He says to Bronn.
Bronn	"LEAPING TOADS, don't get so close!"
Isabel	"Hey, Barkeep! One glass, please"
Zmey	Zmey : Perception Check 15 Bronn waves his hand at the moogle.
Odd Moogle	"Oh! Sorry!"
Zmey	what time is it
Bronn	"Bronn, member of the Wyrmsbane."
Odd Moogle	Mog sits on the counter.
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Bronn	"Now pipe down if ya please, trying to get some drinking done."
Odd Moogle	"Ah, you all sound so cool!" Sheena giggles
Bronn	"I feel we've got a long time ahead of us."
Odd Moogle	"An amazing journey!"
Bogrir	"Hmph. Not how I'd describe meself, but if ye say so."
Bronn	Bronn : Fortitude Save 18 Sheena keeps poking and staring at the moogle's pompom crystal thingy
Isabel	To Bronn: "When's the last time you've heard of a short adventure?" Orme stands since there's not enough stools
Odd Moogle	"Ah, isn't it pretty! Althena gave me this bobble to use on our journey." "She's keeping my real one safe."
Bronn	"Advenshure? I haven't akshually heard of advenshurues that mucsh..." Bronn lays his head on the counter.
Odd Moogle	"Oh boy! He's a real lightweight."
Isabel	"Wow...this guy can't hold his beer"
Bogrir	"Ha! The lad's drunk already!" Orme declines to ask how you'd go about "switching" bobbles
Sheena	"Maybe we should drag him up to bed..."
Isabel	Isabel : Fortitude Save 18
Odd Moogle	"I really like this bobble, I can fly so much faster with it."
Bronn	"Nay, I'm fine, jusht need some water..."
Bogrir	To bareep: "Don't s'pose ye serve some dwarven ale 'round here, lassy?"
Orme	"perhaps soak him with a hosepipe..."
Odd Moogle	"I even get some special powers!"
Isabel	I don't know what fort I need to resist alchohol
Sheena	"So your role is to be our guide? Where'd you come from? What's your name, anyway?"
Odd Moogle	"My name? ...Hmm." Bronn starts downing glasses of water, hoping they help.
Bogrir	hmmmoh
Odd Moogle	"I don't actually...have one at the moment."
Isabel	"Bronn, I don't think that'll help"
Odd Moogle	"Hey! Maybe you can give me one!"
Sheena	"You don't have one?" "Hm..."
Bogrir	"What he needs is some dwarvish brew."
Bronn	"Well your name ish clearly figgleshworth..."
Isabel	"Ohh! Lets name him Orion!"
Zmey	Fuccboi
Bogrir	"It's like coffee, but.. uh.. dwarfy."
Bronn	"Yesh! Mishter figgleshworth..."
Sheena	"Ballots. We'll propose a few and let him pick which one he likes best." Bronn lays his head back on the counter.
Orme	"how about Guido?" Sheena looks at Bronn for a second.
Sheena	"Figglesworth. Gotcha."
Zmey	"You look like a Jikai"
Bronn	xD
Isabel	Or Orme: "That just sounds like a bad pun"
Odd Moogle	"I guess we need some time to figure that one out."
Isabel	to orme, sorry
Bronn	yes can we please call him jikai
Bogrir	or you could just say his name's Mog i liked that Orme gives a withering glare to isabel
Streak (GM)	Oh god, this has taken forever.
Sheena	bogrir actually suggest that
Zmey	the spiriual successor
Sheena	in character
Streak (GM)	How are we doing for time
Sheena	good call it's 10:30 here
Zmey	Pog
Isabel	"Sorry, Orme"
Bronn	also i like how theres just
Zmey	its 10:37 am
Bogrir	I don't want to
Zmey	i am fine hahahaha
Streak (GM)	are any of you ready to physically faint
Bronn	a random black mage and warrior kinda sitting here
Sheena	lol
Orme	I WISH it was 10:37 AM strangely no
Isabel	I can keep going
Streak (GM)	I do have one more bit I can do
Bogrir	it's funnier to let you guys butcher his name
Sheena	why don't we end when we go to bed
Streak (GM)	Its more talking
Sheena	in the inn
Orme	voiding my bowels has energized me
Bronn	talking is good
Isabel	Finish up the exposition
Bogrir	lmao
Bronn	bronn is the best talker
Streak (GM)	bogrir?
Bogrir	you'er gonna make me wake my parrot up mopp eh?
Streak (GM)	are you okay to go on a bit more i know its late for us
Bogrir	yeah w/e
Streak (GM)	okay
Bogrir	gimme a sec tho
Zmey	they can go to sleep in game to go asleep
Orme	if it's not too much longer
Bogrir	need some water friggin summer
Streak (GM)	okay
Zmey	(???)
Sheena	same
Zmey	the episode needs to end at the beginning of an encounter or bed
Sheena	bed
Zmey	bed is good
Orme	TSUZUKU
Bronn	bed yes
Isabel	Bed works
Zmey	unlimited bed works
Streak (GM)	huh you want to stop now?
Sheena	when we go to bed after more talking
Bronn	yeah talk more
Isabel	I mean, what is the next thing?
Bronn	then episode ends when characters sleep
Streak (GM)	there's more after bed i mean
Isabel	Oh, I see
Bronn	oh
Sheena	we can try let's get there first
Bronn	sure alright
Zmey	theres only two beds
Sheena	see if people can keep going
Streak (GM)	Right, the bedroom is up there
Zmey	dibs on the left bed
Isabel	I have a house
Streak (GM)	it looked stupid with six
Isabel	I'm pretty sure
Orme	"Meruga HEEL"
Streak (GM)	assume there's more somewhere
Sheena	alright gimme a list of sexualities ill figure out who can sleep together without it getting weird
Orme	Me is fine
Zmey	zmey is w/e
Sheena	4 hours later we are all on the floor
Orme	we don't even have genitals
Streak (GM)	shipping charts already
Isabel	Isabel is female
Streak (GM)	well anti shipping charts
Isabel	Keep the dragon away from the Bronn
Bronn	bronns already asleep
Bogrir	bogrir can probably shack next to orme
Bronn	so good luck
Zmey	Zmey was Gal Pals with a Viera
Bogrir	natural pals an' all
Orme	bosom buddies
Sheena	alright so far ive got "orme: no" "zmey: yes" "isabel: i am a girl" you guys suck at sexualities
Isabel	Isabel is ok bunking with anyone
Zmey	oh there seems to be a misunderstanding here
Sheena	lets not do this haha
Streak (GM)	you're all adults!! you are very mature and stuff
Bronn	bronn is 21
Isabel	Exactly
Streak (GM)	and there are six beds anyway
Zmey	im 31
Streak (GM)	in the...corner
Sheena	oh
Zmey	so old...
Streak (GM)	??
Sheena	why didnt you SAY so
Bronn	oh well alright then
Sheena	i mean if you put 3 people in a bed that small Orme is secretly disappointed
Sheena	there WILL be spooning
Zmey	i am going to watch you all sleep
Sheena	it's unavoidable really
Isabel	You will get your time, Orme
Streak (GM)	You all rest for the night, having grown tired from the days events.
Orme	; 3;
Isabel	Chicks dig professionals. Just look at doctor who
Streak (GM)	A party! A phrophecy! Crystals?? Moogle! What a day.
Bogrir	I don't generally attach bedtime to sex, so.. heh
Zmey	shhhh Zmey : Ghost Sound School Illusion; Level Bard 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 30 ft. Effects/Target Illusory sounds Duration Concentration + Cha + 1 Saving Throw Will disbelief DC 13 Spell Resistance No
Performance check	23 (DC 10) Ghost sound allows you to create a volume of sound that rises, recedes, approaches, or remains at a fixed place. You choose what type of sound ghost sound creates when performing it and cannot thereafter change the sound's basic character. The volume of sound created depends on your level. You can produce as much noise as four normal humes per caster level (maximum 40 humes).
Orme	I just want someone to cuddle
Bronn	whoa
Sheena	not sex so much as awkward shipping material
Streak (GM)	Sleepy time music
Sheena	its too early in the season for that
Isabel	Why you do this?
Zmey	I make a screaming sound
Streak (GM)	pretend some music played
Zmey	beside Bronn
Sheena	lol
Bronn	he is fast asleep
Sheena	not anymore
Bronn	and slightly hungover in his sleep
Isabel	"What the hell was that!?"
Orme	not even a banshee could wake him
Streak (GM)	Bronn is completely out of it
Bogrir	shipping actually happens in tabletops?
Bronn	Bronn : Will Save 20
Streak (GM)	he is SO drunk
Orme	sadly yes
Bronn	there, i disbelieve your shrieking
Streak (GM)	he had at least half a beer
Sheena	my policy is to always assume you have an audience
Zmey	i can probably make asmr with this
Bronn	it was a glass of wine!
Isabel	I drank a full beer, at least Meruga has claimed the bed
Sheena	i call pot
Zmey	finally, a trash can
Streak (GM)	Look beer is the only alcohol
Orme	do you dare??
Streak (GM)	shh
Isabel	"Hey, you goofy dog. What are you doing on the bed?"
Sheena	remember to refill all ur bars and shit guys because we've been fully healed Meruga is gently shoved off my isabel
Meruga	*by
Sheena	o o my
Streak (GM)	btw the bars break when i move you to another map its very annoying
Isabel	Victory
Streak (GM)	you have to fill in the max values to make em work again but theres no need really
Isabel	"Thank you"
Orme	"Wow, I didn't think anyone other than me could do that"
Zmey	"I haven't slept indoors in ages..."
Orme	"you must be a dab hand with animals!"
Isabel	"I grew up on a farm. Neighbors had all kinds of animals"
Sheena	o bye
Orme	zip away
Sheena	zoop
Isabel	Suddenly vanished
Bogrir	Alllll kinds of animals
Zmey	dream of crystals
Bogrir	ehehehe
Picture
Song
Streak (GM)	Good morning!
Zmey	oh
Sheena	:O
Isabel	How did I get here?
Sheena	breakfats
Bronn	um
Orme	FOOD
Zmey	so thats what the door was for
Streak (GM)	Cid and Ceina arrive, and you all order breakfast.
Sheena	bronn is so hung over Isabel begins eating immediately
Sheena	he wakes up mid breakfast Bogrir is eatin heartily
Streak (GM)	What are you all having? Bronn grumbles angrily, both from being hung over and at the poor quality of the food.
Bogrir	whatever's on the table everything Zmey daintily handles a sandwich with a knife and fork. Isabel eggs and bacon, of course
Orme	"If everyone's finished with the chicken, pass the rest of it down here" Sheena picks at her food, mostly preoccupied with chatting with her new PALZ
Streak (GM)	Bogrir goes right for the standard Breakfast Entire Chicken
Zmey	Isabel eggs and bacon
Isabel	"with buns and gravy"
Bogrir	yeah well
Isabel	Wait, that wasn't supposed to be a quote
Bogrir	he'd save some for orme
Sheena	it must be late im laughing like an idiot about all this shit
Streak (GM)	And by chicken, I do mean chocobo. Bronn grabs a chocobo flank and starts to chew on it.
Orme	it's for Meruga mate
Isabel	I am auto-using commands without reason
Streak (GM)	There's also some Malboro Salad its putrid
Bogrir	sure that's who i meant
Zmey	"You were just petting Chocobo last night!!"
Sheena	ew
Bogrir	totally
Streak (GM)	don't...don't eat that
Bogrir	are galkans vegerarian? vegerarian ll
Orme	nope Bronn looks disgusted and puts a ton of salt on it.
Bogrir	ffs my typing
Streak (GM)	There's some fried niblett balls
Zmey	what
Streak (GM)	an entire pizza Orme loves fried balls
Streak (GM)	Stuffed Ice Flan!
Isabel	Pizza? Hell yeah
Bogrir	well played Sheena is eating like, yogurt Isabel grabs a slice of pizza
Sheena	dry cereal Zmey stares intently at the desserts.
Sheena	other tame foods
Bogrir	i like how this entire section is a food skit Meruga makes a meaty mess of the floor
Bogrir	love it
Streak (GM)	And look, it's a special recipe, Streak's Special Sausage Isabel also grabs some stuffed flan
Streak (GM)	the chef says she got hte recipe from the gods themselves Bronn sighs and puts down the meat and goes to complain to the chef.
Zmey	harvested from oedipia
Bogrir	booooom, GM breaks the fourth wall
Streak (GM)	There's also a tub, filled with cheese. What kind of breakfast is this.
Orme	"pass some of the lobster down, will you Isabel"
Zmey	"Ah, fondue." Zmey fondues ALL THE THINGS
Orme	the BEST Breakfast
Isabel	Stop putting food. Isabel is going to try to eat it all
Streak (GM)	(prep time one sec) Isabel passes down some lobster Bronn returns with a coeurl leg and and a container of seasoning. Isabel also takes some lobster herself
Orme	"mercy bowcoop"
Sheena	"Wait, is that the flan from yesterday?"
Isabel	"I've never had some of these before"
Sheena	"That's... that's really hardcore."
Bogrir	for that shocking zest
Orme	is french in this world
Bogrir	electroflan
Bronn	"mumble mumble lousy chefs grumble can't season anything right mumble rargle"
Isabel	"If it is the flan from yesterday, this is justice" Orme hands down flan to Meruga
Zmey	"If that's the flan from yesterday, this is unsanitary."
Orme	"see girl? this is okay isn't it?" "nothing to be afraid of"
Cid	"Oh, hey, I got a little present for you. As thanks for yer help yesterday."
Bogrir	"If that's the flan from yesterday, this food's stale."
Zmey	a bomb
Bronn	no, bombs are delicious Meruga tries to eat the flan but it falls out due to not having cheeks
Bronn	the fire element is good for flavoring
Isabel	"The flan tastes fine to me"
Cid	Cid tosses a small stone over to Bronn. It's a water magicite! Neato.
Zmey	literally surprise breakfast tpk Bronn catches it and looks confused.
Bogrir	mytery flan
Sheena	"A magicite?" Isabel sees the magicite
Cid	"It's from that magitek. Thing's no good to us now."
Bogrir	i gotta semifak er semiafk
Bronn	"... ok, I am literally too hung over to recognize this."
Isabel	Isabel : Detect Magic School Enhancing; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 Standard Action Components N/A Range 60ft Effects/Target Cone Duration Concentration, 1mins. Saving Throw N/A DC 14 Spell Resistance No Detects all spells and magic items within 60 ft. Can gleam more info from studying for up to 3 rounds. http://www.finalfantasyd20.com/ffd20/spells--d-f-.html
Cid	"Figured you could make use of it."
Bogrir	ping if i'm needed?
Isabel	Scan the magicite
Orme	Bogrir is now in a food coma pass it on
Streak (GM)	I've just told you what it is
Isabel	As long as I can
Sheena	lol
Streak (GM)	you detect it its there
Isabel	I must know everything about it
Sheena	cid lies he cannot be trusted
Zmey	"Precious stones make for precious stories."
Sheena	it's actually just a cool marble
Bronn	"Oh, magicite? I can, like, put this thing on my weapon right?" Sheena stares intently at Zmey
Cid	"Yep. It'll make your attacks stronger."
Zmey	i dunno
Sheena	"Dude. you just blew my mind."
Orme	"if you have a slot, sure"
Isabel	"Slot it!"
Streak (GM)	Later in the meal... Bronn begins grinning uncontrollably.
Isabel	"Does anyone have a slot?"
Cid	"So, I talked to the Church of Eden, they've heard about the crystal awakenin' and the Archbishop Beorhtio wants to meet you all for some ceremony. Apparently there -was- a prophecy."
Sheena	"For the guy who didn't even land an attack? Psh!" Zmey is covered in cheese sauce. Sheena winks Bronn glares at Sheena. Isabel eats some more
Ceina	"I knew it. A personal speech from the Archbishop? Sounds...exciting."
Sheena	"I'm just messing with you! Chill!"
Cid	"Tell me about it, I almost fell asleep at that last speech he gave..." Bronn continues grumbling, staring at the gem.
Ceina	"He's a good man, though. You should listen to what he has to say. And hey, you might get something useful out of it."
Isabel	Isabel : Spellcraft Check 25
Sheena	"Prophecy, huh?"
Isabel	Give me some stats about this magicite
Ceina	"I'll take you over real quick after breakfast."
Isabel	I think this is the right skill
Zmey	take me to frog church
Sheena	"Sweet, thanks!"
Streak (GM)	Isabel: You can tell this magicite is fairly weak right now. They need to be used in combat to gain strength.
Zmey	by take you over she means she will take over our minds
Streak (GM)	did you just say frog church Bronn starts fumbling with the magicite, trying to find the spot on Wyvern's Fang.
Isabel	"So, Bronn, you gotta use that magicite a lot" "Make it stronger"
Bronn	"Yeah, yeah, I know how magicite works." Isabel watches him fumble with it
Bronn	"Gem goes on weapon, weapon stabs things, gem gets better."
Cid	"So, I'm guessin' you're all itchin' to know about that mission we got for ya?" Isabel gives him a questioning look
Isabel	(Can I help him find the slot?)
Ceina	"The Glyphwood, it's called. We've been investigating some concerns they have over the monster population sharply decreasing. The hunters there live off the monsters, so it's affecting their lifestyle."
Sheena	"Water, huh? I've got wind, and Isabel has light... Guess we have a little element theme thing going."
Zmey	still covered in cheese intredasting
Isabel	"I've got an Earth rod as well"
Cid	"Man, I couldn't live off hunting. Unless there's some kinda waffle monster out there."
Sheena	"Hm. That does sound important, but how do we go look for monsters that aren't there?" "I wouldn't even know where to start..."
Ceina	"Not too ridiculous, I mean, we're eating flan right now."
Cid	"Well, we looked ourselves. Didn't find anythin'."
Isabel	"Well, I could probably detect any sort of oddity with Chaos"
Bronn	"Monster hunting is vital for food. Trust me, a lack of monsters is a bad thing."
Isabel	"I saw the spike in your workshop"
Orme	"perhaps, if we are unable to find monsters where there are none"
Cid	"But you can ask the locals, do some adventurin' stuff."
Ceina	"That's how it usually works."
Orme	"surely it'd be easier to find monsters where they should _not_ be?"
Isabel	Oooh, data gathering. I'm good at this
Ceina	"So, if you'd like to go after the church meeting, I can send them word of your arrival."
Sheena	"Well, I suppose it'd be a start either way. We don't exactly have any other leads."
Orme	"I would be happy to help"
Ceina	"The Glyphwood is about 2 hours walk from here."
Sheena	"It's settled then. We'll head over to the church, then to the forest?"
Isabel	"No problem"
Ceina	"I've brought a map for you, and marked the path you should take."
Bronn	oh
Zmey	map
Orme	wow
Sheena	quality
Isabel	Uh
Bronn	its beautiful
Zmey	dat compass
Sheena	mogart
Picture
Streak (GM)	Please excuse the temporary map.
Isabel	Yes
Orme	Nice Boat
Streak (GM)	She hands the map to Sheena
Sheena	"Thanks!"
Streak (GM)	Who struggles to open it up. It's quite large.
Orme	does this make sheena the leader Sheena awkwardly sprawls the map across alll the food
Streak (GM)	No she's just closest.
Orme	the Main Character
Sheena	oh god the crumbs stains mess!
Orme	The Closest Character
Streak (GM)	That map is in your journal now
Sheena	The One Who Happened To Be In Front
Isabel	"Sheena, please be careful"
Streak (GM)	yay
Sheena	this is so cool Zmey is almost finished wiping off the cheese from her face.
Sheena	"Er... sorry..." "Can everyone see?"
Streak (GM)	Right, breakfast is over.
Sheena	(i don't know how anyone could not see)
Isabel	Isabel isn't done eating!
Zmey	"I'm sorry did I miss anything?"
Streak (GM)	You all go down to the lobby.
Isabel	foo
Ceina	"Okay, I'll take you all there now."
Bogrir	and then the archibishop whatshisface? Bronn suddenly slips the gem into the glaive. Orme thinks about asking zmey why she smashed her face into the cheese sauce, but she's like, two people over from him
Ceina	"Um. Except you, Cid. You can meet us there." "One too many."
Bronn	"Ah! Got it, finally."
Cid	"Right. See you all in a bit!" He leaves.
Ceina	"Could everyone hold hands, please?"
Bronn	um
Orme	"um"
Zmey	"Whu?"
Bronn	why did sheena leave
Sheena	"Bye Cid!"
Bogrir	"Er, if I have to."
Sheena	he said the lobby i went to lobby
Isabel	"Um..."
Sheena	bah Isabel grabs Zmey's hand
Sheena	not awkard
Zmey	are we teleporting or is this metaphorical handholding
Sheena	at all Bronn grumbles and joins hands with those next to him.
Ceina	Ceina closes her eyes as you all lock hands, and the space around you begins to shape and bend and twist and move. Isabel grabs Bronn's hand
Sheena	latin chanting SEPHIROTH
Bronn	SEPHIROTH
Ceina	And suddenly, it all jumps back in to place.
Zmey	BEETLEJUICE Orme grabs Meruga by the vicous clawed forepaw Sheena spins around a bit
Sheena	ohhh god
Picture
Song
Ceina	But you're somewhere else.
Zmey	"Outstanding!"
Ceina	"We're here."
Sheena	"Gonna hurl."
Zmey	"Standing, outside."
Bronn	estuans interius...
Sheena	"OoOg"
Orme	"Teleporting is... A novel sensation"
Isabel	Isabel : Reflex Save 0
Sheena	nice Bronn vomits intensely,still being hung over. Isabel falls over
Zmey	how
Streak (GM)	You find yourselves in front of a massive church.
Sheena	...0
Bogrir	lololol
Sheena	1 - 1 apparenyly Isabel after doing a backflip
Streak (GM)	It's the one just north of the statue.
Sheena	isabel has become unwound from space and time
Isabel	"Ooof"
Zmey	take me to snurch Meruga: Meruga : Reflex Save 14
Streak (GM)	In fact, the gate is open now, you could go see the statue, if you wanted.
Bronn	"Ok, just, can we please stop with the sudden flinging and the teleporting and the hurgghhh..."
Zmey	'So do we have to wash our hands before entering or..."
Ceina	"We have to wait for Cid, so have a look around, I guess." Meruga 's animal reflexes prevent toppling
Sheena	"Nifty shortcut!" Sheena is clearly attempting to save face. She hastily wipes some spit off her lips. "Really cool."
Streak (GM)	Wow, look at all this religion. Sure would be cool to do a religion check
Isabel	"Ummm, a little help?"
Sheena	shit. religion doesn't work remember
Bronn	oh right
Streak (GM)	I like how Meruga must have held someones hand.
Bronn	broken check
Sheena	ill do it manually rolling 1d20 + 8 ( 12 )+8 = 20
Zmey	yo i gave you the macro :}
Bronn	well then rolling d20 ( 11 ) = 11
Orme	I did say
Zmey	Zmey : Religion Check 10
Isabel	Isabel : Profession (Acolyte) Check 24
Zmey	fantastic
Orme	grabbed her foreled g
Streak (GM)	Okay that'll do The church before you is bigger than anything you have seen before. As the main place of worship in the largest city in the world, it more than makes up for any expectations.
Bronn	how on earth is your religion mod +8
Zmey	the dc i can roll untrained is 10 anyway
Isabel	I don't have Religion trained
Orme	no crystal missingness
Sheena	yeah mopp totally called it
Streak (GM)	Large stained glass windows on the front reach up several levels high, and seem to depict all kinds of men, women and beasts. Pillars hold up the upper level, with intricate patterns etched into them curling all the way from it's base to the top.
Sheena	+4 int +3 class skill +1 rank
Streak (GM)	As far as you can see from here, there are some marble statues that overlook the balcony, where the Archbishop makes speeches from. To the sides of the building, on the upper levels, you can see parts of what seem to be two gardens, exhibiting a mix of mundane and exotic plantlife.
Zmey	>mfw the acolyte isnt trained in religion
Bronn	oh hey its an organ ish
Sheena	she's a field medic not a priest or something
Bronn	more like the bells
Sheena	probably.
Isabel	I need a library
Streak (GM)	"You can tell that the windows are pictures of various gods. The largest, in the center, is clearly of Althena, the goddess of song, serenity, and protection. Another beside it is of Bahamut, god of justice, protection, nobility, and honor. The one on the other side, then, must be Kefka, god of magic, destruction, and madness." whoops quotes
Orme	oh sweet lord why
Isabel	The GM speaks!
Streak (GM)	The various carvings in the pillars and other stonework are all of a flowing and looping nature, going between visages of beasts and into faces of men and moogle.
Orme	kefka
Sheena	im explaining any bits of this nobody else gets to the rest of the party
Streak (GM)	This is clearly an interpretation of how we know life itself to work. Beasts are the Chaos, and we are Life. But Life and Chaos are just two states of the same thing.
Cid	"Hey! Up here!" Isabel looks up
Cid	Cid descends from above, hovering with a strange handheld propeller of some sort. A small flying robot buzzes around behind him.
Isabel	Isabel : Performance Check 6
Sheena	"Whoa! Incoming!"
Isabel	I fail to see cid for a few seconds
Bronn	man now i really wish i went part engineer
Sheena	that was performance not perception
Isabel	I'm still on the ground, by the way
Sheena	lol
Isabel	oop
Cid	He lands, and after it stops spinning, you can tell its some kind of odd umbrella.
Isabel	that'd explain it
Cid	He folds it up and puts it away.
Isabel	Isabel : Perception Check 19
Cid	"We ready?"
Isabel	Much better
Zmey	"Even I can't call that a weird dog anymore."
Sheena	"I... I guess so."
Isabel	"Oh, hi Cid"
Sheena	"...How many more crazy methods of transportation do you have?"
Orme	"ready as we'll ever be sir." Isabel gets up off the ground
Streak (GM)	(one sec i forgot to set a thing up)
Orme	"...erm, do I... need to leave my lobo outside?"
Isabel	Nuuuu
Zmey	"May the Lord of Platinum bestow his grace upon us."
Orme	"I cannot guarantee she will not ruin the floor" Zmey bows towards the image of Bahamut.
Sheena	should we all do prayers and such is that a good call
Orme	Orme : Perception Check 11 Isabel gives a cautious look towards Kefka
Orme	I make these checks but don't know what the threshold is Isabel turns away and up towards Althena instead
Bronn	bronn isn't really religious
Zmey	streak looks it up
Streak (GM)	Suddenly, a rather short Hume lady with tied-up blonde hair comes out of the church. She appears to be dressed in acolyte robes, and immediately runs up to you all.
Bronn	he comes from a farmtown, not a lot of churches around oh well hellooooo
Orme	oh so I have to tell him what it is ok
Isabel	Susie?
Sheena	"Ah, good morning!"
Susie	"Crystal Warriors! You've arrived! It's an honour to meet you all! I-I'm Susie, an acolyte in the church. I'll take you all to the Archsage!"
Zmey	her head is tiny
Sheena	"Uh, thanks!"
Isabel	"Hey Susie!" Isabel waves
Streak (GM)	Another acolyte walks into the reception area. A Nu Mou, wearing the same acolyte robes as Susie.
Zmey	"Good morning."
Bronn	"Good morning, miss..."
Sheena	(to the others) "It's sort of weird being treated like this when we haven't exactly done anything yet..."
Orme	" A pleasure to meet you, miss"
S'carnou	"Susie." He nods in her direction. "And who're these fellows?"
Susie	"Oh, Mister S'carnou!" She does a short bow. "Um, these are the Crystal Warriors! You remember the Archsage telling us about them, right?"
S'carnou	"I do."
Streak (GM)	You note a strange, evaluating look in his eyes, and a small smirk afterwards, which quickly fades.
Sheena	that got quiet
S'carnou	"Hm. Well. I hope you're all better at fighting than you look. Your path is no doubt filled with danger, you know."
Isabel	Isabel : Perception Check 18
Sheena	"A pleasure to meet you as well, sir!" Sheena laughs nervously
Susie	"Ah! Um. I'm sure...S'carnou here just means...you know, s-stay safe! Ha..ha..."
Sheena	"I hope so too, sir!"
S'carnou	"Yes, that will suffice. I'll delay you no longer, Susie. You have a nice day. And you too...Crystal Warriors."
Isabel	"We'll do great, don't you worry"
Bogrir	"Hmph!"
Orme	Orme : Perception Check 13
S'carnou	He leaves.
Isabel	Trying to sense motives Orme leers
Orme	same
Isabel	probably
Sheena	that'd be influence wouldn't it rather than perception
Streak (GM)	Isabel, I do perception rolls for you
Isabel	oh, sorry
Sheena	yeah guys cool it on the rolls haha
Streak (GM)	in secret
Orme	ok
Sheena	ideally
Orme	we just have all these buttons
Sheena	you say you want to notice something or w/e
Isabel	I didn't know you were doing that
Sheena	or you look for it
Orme	we must press them
Susie	"S'carnou's an acolyte, we both joined quite recently. He's really serious...But, um, he's really nice. Y'know, once you get to know him... Um, right! Let's get going to the main hall!"
Isabel	So...do I sense motives?
Sheena	and the dm tells you if you need to make a check
Orme	right
Streak (GM)	(prep time) there's so many tokens what a crowd
Orme	oh, Streak did we level up after the flanitek?
Streak (GM)	nope
Orme	k
Isabel	Its a bit early for a level, isn't it?
Streak (GM)	i'll sort out exp after
Bronn	yeah uh
Isabel	Need one more boss
Streak (GM)	don't worry about ti for now
Orme	kk
Isabel	and some EVs
Zmey	or 5
Bronn	levelling after one encounter is not really a thing its more like a level after, say, 10-20 encounters
Streak (GM)	She takes you all inside.
Zmey	MANDRAGORA
Orme	PINK TURNIP
Bronn	oh oh dear
Streak (GM)	Ahead, you see what must be the Archbishop Beorhtio himself. He appears to be quite an old Hume, and he has a gentle smile on his face as he speaks to the four other bishops around him. He is dressed in a very lovely white, blue and green robe, holding a golden staff. No doubt that staff holds great magical power, but right now, it also makes a very good walking stick.
Sheena	:O
Streak (GM)	(please position yourselves less terribly than i did Isabel bows respectfully Bronn sits on a pew, trying to be casual.
Orme	"Guess I didn't need to leave the dog outside after all" Sheena bows as well, following isabel's example
Susie	Susie runs over to the group. "Mister Archsage, sir, the Crystal Warriors are here!" Orme also bows Bronn nods curtly in the clergy's direction.
Archbishop Beorhtio	"Ah...yes," He looks over to the group, studying you carefully. "I can see it in them. The light shines like a beacon..."
Isabel	Dang it Orme, why are you inbetween squares? Zmey curtsies, trying to one-up everyone.
Archbishop Beorhtio	He walks over to you.
Orme	that better?
Isabel	thank you
Archbishop Beorhtio	"I used to see this light in the Crystal...It is warm...soothing...Ah...but now...you there." he says, turning to the moogle.
Odd Moogle	Me?
Archbishop Beorhtio	"You...You are the brightest light here. I can tell, you are surely an angel sent by the Goddess Herself. A gift from Her to us..."
Sheena	:O
Odd Moogle	"Angel! Wow, did you hear that, kupo? I would make a pretty great angel!"
Isabel	"Careful, sir. The Moogle can talk a lot"
Archbishop Beorhtio	"Haha...the vigor of youth. Children, thank you all for agreeing to come today. Ceina and Cid, thank you for bringing them."
Zmey	if i got my tropes right this means the light is evil
Sheena	"Our pleasure, sir!"
Orme	(muttering) "I doubt even a celestial could be capable of this good a disguise..."
Archbishop Beorhtio	"I would like to speak with you all. I...I feel it is important...that you know what the legends have said about your arrival."
Sheena	(shh golurk no spoilers)
Isabel	"It was my duty, Archbishop. And a pleasure"
Mandragorian Priest	One of the priests interrupts. "Ah, Archsage, shall we all get more comfortable before you start?"
Zmey	priest!! my heart...
Archbishop Beorhtio	"Yes...Yes of course..." Bronn grumbles a bit, still fumbling with the gem on his glaive.
Odd Moogle	"Let's get comfy, kupo!"
Bronn	"Excellent!" Isabel notices Bronn
Streak (GM)	Let's all sit. Bronn flops onto a nearby pew.
Isabel	"You still fiddling with that thing?"
Bogrir	wow sorry dozing off here
Picture	Orme sits down neatly as Meruga unceremoniously leaps over to join him
Bogrir	what have i missed since i last spoke
Bronn	"Yes, just trying to figure out how to make it shoot water or whatever."
Orme	we are now at the main church place
Isabel	We are about to get the prophecy
Orme	and are going to be exposited to by the archbishop
Sheena	the archbishop is giving us a prophecy
Isabel	There is a mandragorian Priest
Sheena	and there was a creepy dude outside
Cid	"(Get ready to snooze...)"
Ceina	"(Shh.)"
Isabel	Will Saves?
Bronn	Bronn : Will Save 10 Sheena sits upright but has already started blinking and yawning
Bogrir	wish I coul will save irl
Sheena	bronn is already asleep again Zmey taps a catchy rhythm to keep herself awake.
Archbishop Beorhtio	The archbishop has taken the stand. "Crystal Warriors. You are all the chosen Warriors of Althena herself. When you approached the Crystal yesterday, it was in danger of being damaged by one of malicious intent..."
Zmey	the archbishop's stand Isabel leans in closer, obviously interested
Bronn	yeah no bronn is like half asleep at best
Sheena	a stand versus drugs
Archbishop Beorhtio	"Perhaps you all know of the statue's legend. It is said to offer our city divine protection. When we first settled here, hundreds of years ago, the statue was already present. Since that day...the statue has never come under harm. Or even the threat of harm." Sheena begins humming along to zmey's beat
Archbishop Beorhtio	"It is said to be from the wishes of the Goddess Herself that this happens. So why, then...would the statue have been threatened yesterday? And why did none of our guards jump to defend it? I'm sure you all noted this, no? It may seem reckless, but this was intentional on our part." Meruga falls asleep on Orme's lap
Archbishop Beorhtio	"Her wishes changed. She let the statue come to harm to call her Warriors to arms. And you have all heeded that call! Our best fortunetellers had vague visions of this event, the parts that Althena Herself allowed us to see."
Zmey	"Keikaku..."
Archbishop Beorhtio	"It was said that six brave warriors would come to the Crystal's aid, and in doing so, prove their bravery, and their strength. For the Six will have a difficult journey ahead of them. One that will decide the fate of our world..."
Orme	"so it was all a subterfuge?"
Zmey	(Keikaku is draconic for plan)
Streak (GM)	Everyone roll a Will save
Sheena	(mumbling to self) "Really? Let the statue get hurt to see who was willing to help...? Sounds awfully fishy..."
Bronn	Bronn : Will Save 20
Zmey	Zmey : Will Save 17
Bronn	NO
Isabel	Isabel : Will Save 23 Yeaaah
Orme	Orme : Will Save 18
Sheena	cool it guys haha
Isabel	Unsleepable
Streak (GM)	No really roll
Bronn	the one thing i wanted to fail at
Streak (GM)	sheena, bogrir
Orme	critical will for bronn
Sheena	where
Bronn	defenses
Sheena	Sheena : Will Save 11
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+2( 13 )+2 = 15
Isabel	uh oh
Streak (GM)	That's boggies
Isabel	Sheeena?
Streak (GM)	right, you all stay awake. well done!
Bogrir	hang on
Sheena	horay
Archbishop Beorhtio	"What brings this danger to our world...? This...we were not allowed to see. All we were given were a few words. And told to pass them unto you."
Sheena	he gotcha bogbear
Archbishop Beorhtio	"The Cycle must stay balanced."
Bogrir	oh right
Archbishop Beorhtio	"We all know what this refers to, of course." Sheena repeats that phrase to herself softly, trying to memorize it
Archbishop Beorhtio	"This Cycle...it is the Cycle of Life itself. When our bodies give up, our souls return to the Cycle. It is at this time that souls seek peace and redemption within themselves. And should they achieve this serenity, the soul is reborn anew, and it attains Life once again." "Should it fall into turmoil, however, the soul instead falls into Chaos, becoming a monster, and wandering the planet until it once again meets it's end. Returning to the Cycle once again, the soul seeks peace once more." Isabel begins writing
Streak (GM)	Roll again. Orme looks on disapprovingly
Isabel	Gotta remember this
Bronn	Bronn : Will Save 3
Orme	Orme : Will Save 6
Bronn	there we go
Isabel	Isabel : Will Save 26
Sheena	Sheena : Will Save 6
Bronn	thats more like it
Zmey	Zmey : Will Save 8
Isabel	Oh my...
Bogrir	Bogrir : Will Save 11
Sheena	oh god
Bronn	almost everyone just passes out
Sheena	dropping like flies
Bronn	immediately
Sheena	isabel eyyy
Isabel	Good thing I'm writing
Zmey	"The Great Whee..el...."
Streak (GM)	Bronn has fallen asleep.
Bronn	boggy somehow stays awake
Isabel	Take notes, GM
Bronn	its that dwarven fortitude wow really, just me? alright
Archbishop Beorhtio	"And so, Althena Herself has given us this message, that it must stay balanced. Then, does something threaten it? Indeed, we have seen ourselves signs of this lately, the monster populations have been very erratic. Something is happening, and it is up to you, Crystal Warriors, to find the cause and stop it." Orme stops listening
Archbishop Beorhtio	"How you decide to proceed is up to you, but the Church of Eden would like to offer some assistance. I will pray now, and confer unto you all a blessing." Isabel pokes Orme
Orme	"huh?"
Archbishop Beorhtio	The Archbishop begins saying something quietly, in a language none of you can recognise. His hands are held together now, and after a few seconds, he raises his hands upwards, and a warm light envelops the party. Sheena nods to look attentive
Archbishop Beorhtio	You all feel...just a little safer. Zmey nods to look attractive Isabel continues writing notes Bogrir nods..
Bogrir	he's pretty sleepy
Streak (GM)	You all get a permanent thing
Isabel	oooh?
Orme	a thing he says
Streak (GM)	Beorhtio's Embrace! It ups your current lowest save by 1.
Zmey	a cool tatto on our faces
Sheena	hot.
Orme	neat
Sheena	should we add that to our sheets now
Streak (GM)	Later
Sheena	k
Streak (GM)	I'll remind you
Isabel	I just did I think
Bogrir	yes
Archbishop Beorhtio	"We shall also give you some gillings, so that you can purchase what you may need for your journey."
Bogrir	later
Isabel	I don't know how it works on the popout
Zmey	the old man.. embraces us. at all times.
Bogrir	after some sleep
Sheena	permanent old man hug
Mandragorian Priest	"Uhm. Your Holiness, the currency is called Gil, now. No one, um...really says 'gillings' anymore."
Orme	oh man
Archbishop Beorhtio	"A-hah, yes, of course...excuse me." Sheena nods much more enthusiastically
Sheena	fuckin money dude
Isabel	Oh no he didn't
Sheena	bling bling
Susie	Susie walks over to the leader of the party, handing them a small pouch. "There's 1200 gil inside...I'll just uh...give this to...hmm. You, Mr. Moogle? Sure. Here you go."
Zmey	that mandragora gonna die
Bronn	i like how hes just clearly senile
Odd Moogle	"Thanks, kupo!"
Isabel	Maybe not senile, just a bit behind
Archbishop Beorhtio	"Crystal Warriors, thank you for visiting, you may now leave, if you wish, but if you would like to ask me anything, please feel free."
Sheena	good call
Orme	give them cranberries
Sheena	"Just one question, Archbishop, if I may."
Streak (GM)	Bronn snores. Loudly.
Orme	(game face) "It was an honor to be in your presence, sir"
Zmey	rude
Sheena	"We are headed to the forest nearby, but do you know of any other places nearby we might investigate?"
Isabel	(can I chuck something at Bronn?)
Archbishop Beorhtio	"Ahah...no need to be so formal." "Indeed, I should be formal to you."
Bogrir	no seriously i nee to go when you said 'abit more' i didn't expect an hour
Sheena	i think we are just about done at last with exposition man
Streak (GM)	We're pretty much done you can read the log
Sheena	adios sol!
Bogrir	that would be great
Orme	bogrir rushes to the bathroom
Streak (GM)	sorry for taking so long!
Isabel	See ya later, Sol
Orme	byeee
Bogrir	no it's alright i just kee pnodding of
Sheena	sleepy sleep
Isabel	g'night, Sol
Orme	phnodding is my new favorite word
Bogrir	aanyway g'night golks golks lmao folks*
Bronn	night sol
Archbishop Beorhtio	"I believe you should go to the forest first. More opportunities will no doubt arise afterwards."
Zmey	golkas
Isabel	"Thank you for your help, sir" Sheena looks a little disappointed, but tries pretty hard to hide it Isabel stands up and bows
Streak (GM)	is that all you want to ask
Sheena	"Well, thank you all!" that's all i had Orme is glad to be going
Sheena	anyone else?
Bronn	bronn's asleep
Isabel	I could do a check, see if there are any holes in my knowledge
Orme	"Thank you sir, fare well"
Bronn	he cant really ask anything
Sheena	someone wake him up
Zmey	"That was most informative, Archbishop, Sir." Orme picks bronn up
Sheena	they probably get a lot of chosen ones let's take the money and run
Mandragorian Priest	"If that is all, we wish you luck on your investigations in the Glyphwood, Crystal Warriors."
Orme	"come along boy"
Mandragorian Priest	"Please visit again if you need to." Bronn snores.
Isabel	"We will do our best, sir" "And...sorry about our friend here"
Zmey	"Will we really call ourselves Crystal Warriors..." "It sounds so two centuries ago."
Streak (GM)	NEed some music.. is this playing?
Isabel	To Zmey: "That's why its cool"
Sheena	"Hey, if you're gonna save the world, do it in style, y'know?"
Streak (GM)	i can't hear it
Sheena	i can't either
Bronn	it isnt whatever iti s
Sheena	it's on the jukebox but
Streak (GM)	hmm
Bronn	it is*
Orme	"If you have a better name then please feel free to suggest one"
Streak (GM)	that's off odd its not playing
Isabel	"Warriors of the Life Force?" "I got nothing"
Orme	I can hear - oh
Streak (GM)	Boo, no music then??
Sheena	silence our theme song
Isabel	quick, find a replacement
Bronn	its not playing i guess Bronn : Athletics Check 29
Orme	Skill Gong
Bronn	bronn leaps to awakeness
Zmey	Heralds of Chaos
Sheena	are we just walking off into the distance to end the episode then
Orme	out the door
Sheena	Fixers of Stuff
Streak (GM)	You all exit the church and return to the city.
Orme	dragging bogrir by the plait
Ceina	(i won't bother moving you) "Right." Ceina starts, "We've given you everything we can, for now. Go spend that money, if you like. I know there's a decent potion shop nearby."
Streak (GM)	now ceina has no potrait??
Orme	ceina is still there for me mate
Bronn	well according to my map
Isabel	The Ceina here doesn't have a name under here
Bronn	her name isnt there
Streak (GM)	i wonder if something broke when sol left
Bronn	we need the whole party
Orme	why would that even happen tho
Bronn	or things just fall apart
Zmey	the balance...
Cid	"Yeah, good luck, kids! Come back after you're done, and let us know how y'all got on!"
Ceina	"I offer my good wishes as well. By the way, the messenger we sent to the Glyphwood, giving notice of your arrival, should still be stationed there. Make use of him to contact us if you need to."
Isabel	"thank you, we will!"
Sheena	now cid has no portrait in chat oh well
Bronn	"ZZZZZZZZ"
Streak (GM)	You all begin to make preperations to leave.
Sheena	"Thanks for all the help, both of you."
Zmey	we can buythings Isabel bops Bronn on the head with her Earth Rod
Zmey	yey
Sheena	let's save the money up for if we find a Good Deal
Zmey	buy a magitek
Isabel	Potions, we need those
Sheena	like what do we really need
Streak (GM)	I'm sure you all have people you need to talk to about your leaving.
Orme	"take care of yourselves"
Sheena	not me! dohoho
Zmey	not me
Streak (GM)	Or there's shopping to do.
Sheena	i was looking for adventure
Orme	"ah yes, my master must be informed"
Streak (GM)	This is in-between session stuff.
Sheena	drufle's crew has left the city without him
Isabel	My family is on the way, maybe They don't live in the city
Bronn	hey we dont know that
Odd Moogle	"Hey, Sheena! Look what I made."
Zmey	i hope we do a scooby doo hallway thing
Bronn	they might totally be there still
Zmey	we already have the dog
Meruga	Ruh-Roh
Bronn	ACK
Zmey	neat!
Picture
Odd Moogle	"Ain't it neat?"
Isabel	Mog writes these?
Zmey	"Neat!"
Bronn	wow that
Odd Moogle	"I do love to record stuff."
Isabel	"Now this is neat"
Bronn	that is super cool
Zmey	is this written down Isabel reads intensly
Zmey	or a crystal hologram
Sheena	"Cool!"
Streak (GM)	It's in a book.
Orme	"aha, so judging by the specifications, this device was built to _save_ lives"
Sheena	"This is some really spectacular stuff, dude. I see why you're our guide!" Sheena laughs
Streak (GM)	it may be a little off according to what actually happened vs what i thought would happen
Sheena	"Written like a true bard."
Isabel	"Oh, oh! What about us?"
Streak (GM)	don't take it too literally though
Odd Moogle	"You guys?" "Well, I guess I could..."
Isabel	"Yes please"
Streak (GM)	I'll reveal them a bit later. Actually I guess I have written them
Zmey	"Talented young dog child, that Keepo."
Sheena	"I'd love any other information you can record on anything else we happen to come across."
Isabel	So Streak, will we see Isabels family on the way to the forest?
Orme	it is now morning
Sheena	"I mean I love learning stuff. Just was never too good at remembering it."
Isabel	OR is that going to be inbetween stuff?
Orme	the light is shining through the curtains
Sheena	oh god mopp im so sorry
Zmey	poor mopp
Orme	it's the weekend it's fine
Isabel	Oh noooo
Bronn	xD the light, the liiiiiiiiiight
Isabel	The Light burns
Sheena	streak are we done here
Bronn	silence=yes
Sheena	let them all sleep
Orme	good day
Bronn	let streak sleep, hes also over in uk
Sheena	i think he's retrieving the beastiaries
Zmey	look the bestialities
Bronn	yeah hes probably getting the tings the things
Zmey	one by one
Isabel	Mog noticed my bloodlust uh oh
Sheena	tings oh those sure are there
Bronn	i can feel the druflitis
Zmey	yep my entry's pretty much right
Streak (GM)	yes sorrry i am doing that
Zmey	oh now there are seven of us and were gonna save chaos clearly we are the demons
Bronn	i call pride
Zmey	fine im lust
Orme	I will fie upon this claim of sword-unusingness
Sheena	ill be uh
Streak (GM)	And the final entry
Sheena	envy
Orme	I didn't want to use it against an electrified enemy is all
Isabel	I don't even know what I'd be
Streak (GM)	Btw
Zmey	wrath
Streak (GM)	'Mog' was a temp name I'll change that when you actually name him
Bronn	yeah i figured
Orme	kk
Sheena	i like Moe which is pronounced howveer you want it to be pronounced
Streak (GM)	gosh well that was an experience
Isabel	So, how will the trip to the forest go? we going to play out the walk?
Streak (GM)	See I actually planned more
Bronn	that was a tabletop session
Orme	that was thoroughly enjoyable
Isabel	next session?
Sheena	geez
Bronn	is what that was
Streak (GM)	but this is already long enough
Sheena	super prepared streak
Zmey	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsAk-f-p6qc
Isabel	I had funn
Sheena	2 hours is like 2 random encounters maybe maybe just one
Streak (GM)	Btw just so you know
Bronn	yeah
Streak (GM)	that magitek had 100HP
Bronn	what
Sheena	ew!!
Bronn	i thought we only hit it like
Isabel	Yikes
Bronn	4 times
Streak (GM)	that's the standard hp value of a magitek
Isabel	We'd have needed to hit him a lot
Orme	I don't believe it we killed the flan
Streak (GM)	it was a puzzle battle
Orme	surely that had less
Streak (GM)	yes that flan only had 18
Bronn	oh ok
Orme	there we go
Streak (GM)	and no damage resistance and no regen the magitek regened 5hp a round because nanobots
Sheena	brutal
Orme	gawd
Streak (GM)	not even kidding fuckin nanobots
Zmey	nice
Isabel	Thats just...why?
Bronn	sounds like inner sea work to me
Streak (GM)	you weren't meant to kill it of course
Bronn	well clearly
Orme	of course
Bronn	i just needed to climb up to the rafters and then kinda fall on it
Streak (GM)	i was afraid you might all have been that ridiculous though
Orme	pfft!
Isabel	I'd have helped somehow
Streak (GM)	also it attacked randomly
Sheena	robots are hard to hurt
Streak (GM)	because the flan was a terrible pilot
Isabel	Magic worked well
Sheena	we should have like a communal to-do list
Streak (GM)	and its beam attack could also have been a Heal Beam instead
Sheena	for between sessions
Orme	me and drufle were utterly useless
Sheena	of what we want to accomplish
Streak (GM)	which would have been funny
Bronn	hey!
Orme	:v
Sheena	we need to name our moogle next time
Bronn	i jumped so far
Zmey	in the end it doesnt even matter..
Streak (GM)	you all did very well
Bronn	i need some money to make my glaive better
Isabel	Potions
Bronn	because then it can shoot water
Isabel	Thats what we need Also, water glaive
Sheena	you need cash on top of the magicite? geez dude
Streak (GM)	with 5 damage resistance though, you were never gonna do much to it
Zmey	isnt isabel the water
Bronn	well see
Streak (GM)	you got cash though remember
Isabel	I have an Earth Rod, I don't know what you're talking about
Bronn	magicite only works on magical weapons
Orme	I await the day you can use hydraulic push to rocket into the air
Isabel	I have a magic weapon, I think Though I don't think it works like that
Bronn	so while i can slot the gem in, it doesnt actually do anything until i upgrade it yeah no thats uh
Streak (GM)	is that true
Bronn	not what a magic weapon technically is
Streak (GM)	im not 100% sure it is
Bronn	yes, a level 1 magicite only works on weapons of +1 or greater
Sheena	i do like the idea of a water-rocket powered jump
Streak (GM)	i thought that was level 2
Isabel	How much would it cost to upgrade?
Streak (GM)	well anyway
Orme	may I go to bed now
Bronn	itd take uh
Streak (GM)	you can all leave now if you like
Bronn	2000 gil minus what my glaive cost
Orme	ok
Isabel	Well...
Orme	thank you very much everyone