Music
Streak (GM)	Welcome back!
Sheena	belcome wack
Bogrir	(ty)
Isabel	Hi!
Sheena	(wack)
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Streak (GM)	Our heroes are currently walking along a boring dirt road, having ran some errands in town before leavving for the Glyphwood.
Bronn	tonight on "we dont know what we're doing" Sheena slowly gets out of the tree
Bronn	man this road sure is boring
Sheena	which way were we even going i forge t I FORGE
Orme	always to the right
Streak (GM)	Bronn went back to see his clanmates, the Wyrmsbane, but found them gone, and he was left with a new mission. He is excited about it.
Bogrir	(dat squenix music
Streak (GM)	But did he tell the party the details?
Bronn	(he did not)
Isabel	(so much squenix)
Sheena	this is from ff9 for those of you who did not know
Streak (GM)	Zmey did nothing interesting, except die.
Zmey	what time is it
Streak (GM)	Except she didn't die.
Bogrir	what
Sheena	time to be radical with poochy
Streak (GM)	Bogrir didn't do much either
Isabel	I'm going to guess...noon?
Zmey	moon
Streak (GM)	Orme went back to his master's place, to tell him what happened. His master then left on another mission, and left Orme with his own.
Golurk	i wish i had double monitors
Streak (GM)	Isabel and SHeena also didn't do much. But... It would seem like Isabel has something to ask of you all.
Isabel	"Hey everyone!"
Zmey	no homo
Bogrir	stahp it
Orme	"yes, miss?"
Sheena	yes homo
Isabel	"I'd like to stop by my family's house on the way" "Its not far off the path"
Bogrir	"They wouldn't happen to keep ale stocked at all, lasss?"
Zmey	"Ooh, meeting the parents already? So fast..."
Bogrir	-s
Sheena	"I'll take any excuse to get off this road."
Isabel	To Brogrir "I bet they do" Bronn mumbles to himself.
Orme	"I shouldn't think we're in a hurry at this point. Let us go!" Sheena has been complaining about her feet hurting for about 30 minutes
Moe	"Ooh, we're going to meet your parents?" Bogrir grunts, satisfied
Isabel	"Excellent! They live on a farm out here" "Can't miss it"
Streak (GM)	With the party in agreement, they take a fork in the road a short while after.
Bronn	"Is that a cliff? How high are we?"
Bogrir	a salad fork or a meat fork?
Bronn	badumtish
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Streak (GM)	The party arrives at a nice looking farmhouse.
Isabel	"We're here"
Orme	"were you even paying attention to where we're walking, bronn?" Zmey takes a deep breath
Streak (GM)	Behind, you can see farm plantation spreading a great distance.
Zmey	"Fresh!"
Sheena	"Reminds me of home."
Orme	"oh, how lovely"
Bronn	"Not really, no. I'm still working on this damn gem." Sheena smiles, but only a little bit.
Annalise	"Huh, that's a big crowd...wait..."
Zmey	"With a hint of animal dung... But I'll take what I can get."
Annalise	"Issy?!"
Isabel	"Hey! Anny!!"
Orme	"I'd tell you to watch your step Bronn, but considering how high you can jump already, landing wouldn't be a problem"
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Annalise	"Hey!! It's great to see ya sis!"
Isabel	"Great to see you too"
Bogrir	To Orme: "Are we staying on the bridge, laddy?"
Sheena	"Oh will you two can it! They're having a touching reunion!"
Annalise	"What are you doing home so soon?"
Isabel	"Well...I've got a new mission"
Annalise	"I thought we weren't expecting you back until summer."
Isabel	"And it took me out here" "So I thought me and my friends should stop by"
Annalise	"Ah, another acolyte errand, eh? They give me all kind of boring jobs at the Black Mage apprenticeship." "Wow...that's a lot of friends."
Orme	whispering: "Zmey, there's no need to hide behind a rock"
Annalise	"Mom's inside. Let's go."
Isabel	"Lead the way!"
Bogrir	oh i didn't get the chance to bother Bronn oh well
Bronn	oh whoops im inside now
Sheena	oh look it's frimelda
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Isabel	"Hey mom!"
Bronn	oh man it is frimelda
Streak (GM)	whoops forgot to change the music
Isabel	(The song is called Isabel?)
Isabel's Mom	"Huh? Turnip, it's you!"
Orme	aww Zmey takes a long whiff of the home cooking
Isabel	"Moooommm"
Isabel's Mom	Mom hugs Isabel. Huuug.
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Isabel	"Not in front of everyone" Orme squees over the heartwarming scene
Isabel's Mom	"What're you doing back so soon?" Isabel hugs her mom anyways Bogrir chuckles quietly (I mena REALLY quietly, like you have to do a check if you wanan hear it)
Isabel	"I've got a new mission" Sheena giggles
Isabel's Mom	"Oh, look at my girl, going on missions."
Bogrir	mean*
Sheena	muttered "Turnip. ehehehe"
Zmey	...
Isabel	"Yep! And these are my friends" "They're coming with"
Isabel's Mom	"Annalise, go get your father."
Annalise	"Right-o."
Zmey	"Heh, friends."
Isabel's Mom	"My, that's a lot of company you're keeping."
Sheena	"Hey, you gonna introduce us our what?" :P
Orme	"let's not block the doorway fellows"
Isabel	"Oh yes"
Sheena	or
Bogrir	do i need a check to recognise the quality of the craft in the furniture?
Sheena	not our what ass
Isabel	"Mom, this big fella here is Orme"
Streak (GM)	You can roll profession if you like Bogrir.
Isabel	"And his dog, Meruga"
Bogrir	I would
Orme	"A pleasure to make your acquaintance, miss"
Isabel	"This is Sheena"
Bogrir	if you remind me how to find my sheet
Streak (GM)	Actually, I'll jsut give this one to you
Sheena	"Hello! Nice to meet you all."
Isabel	"Over there in the corner is Bronn"
Sheena	bogrir: second tab, click on Bogrir's name
Streak (GM)	The furniture is homemade, clearly, but it's not badly made by any means.
Isabel	"Ummm, ah, the dwarf is Bogrir" Bronn waves from the corner and then turns back to his glaive.
Isabel	"And the Gria is Zmey"
Zmey	Hello Mrs. Mom!!
Bogrir	"Much obliged, miss. I was wonderin' who made yer furniture, btw?"
Sheena	mrs isabels mom
Isabel's Mom	"Ah, such interesting fellows." Isabel takes a deep breath
Isabel's Mom	"Oh, that would be my husband."
Isabel	"And in the back over there is our Moogle" "Um...Moe, was it?"
Bogrir	"He's a fine craftsman, miss."
Moe	"Hello!!"
Isabel's Mom	"Oh gosh, he's adorable."
Sheena	"I think he settled on Moe... after however many hours of arguing."
Golurk	is it bartender moe or death of anime moe
Sheena	both we've decided it's pronounced however you think it is
Isabel	All the Moe
Orme	"Heel, meruga! this food isn't for you"
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Isabel's Dad	"Hey, I'm back!"
Isabel	"Daddy!"
Sheena	hes brought his pet meme
Isabel's Dad	"Where's my turnip!"
Zmey	doge
Isabel	"right here dad."
Bogrir	i also noticed the doge Isabel sighs at the nickname
Isabel's Dad	"Heyhey!"
Zmey	"Finally, an actual dog."
Orme	I can't take this it's too cute
Isabel's Dad	Dad hugs Isabel too, but also picks her up." Bogrir elbows Orme lightly
Lima	WOOF. Isabel chortles
Isabel	"Hey Lima"
Orme	can I roll perception to hear zmey from over there
Bogrir	"Those folk sure like their vegetables, eh?" Sheena strikes up a generic polite conversation with mrs isabels mom
Lima	The dog is very excited!!!! Bronn begins examining the cookware.
Sheena	it's too boring to write out
Zmey	"Oh wow, is the dog named after a bean."
Isabel's Dad	"Man, that's a lot of company!"
Orme	"all part of a healthy and balanced diet, Bogrir"
Sheena	we talk about the weather and stuff and there is enough text on screen
Isabel	"Yep, a whole Party"
Isabel's Dad	"You on another mission?"
Isabel	"Yep, a big one this time"
Bronn	Bronn : Profession (Chef) Check 6 (whoops)
Isabel's Dad	"Well, tell us all about it. You aren't going too far, are ya?"
Orme	bronn inspects the cooking, falls on his face
Picture	Isabel thinks for a second
Isabel	"Ummm, We're currently going to the forest"
Lima	BWOOF Bronn accidentally breaks a porcelain knife, proceeds to replace it with one of his own. Hopes nobody is looking.
Sheena	bronn has cooked himself
Moe	"eeee"
Isabel	"I don't think that'll be the end of it though"
Isabel's Dad	"Eh?" Meruga suddenly notices ANOTHER DOG
Isabel	"Something big is happening, dad" "Something really bad, and we've been sent to solve it"
Streak (GM)	Is Isabel going to tell her parents the full story? we need not repeat it
Isabel	I don't have to type it all out, do I?
Streak (GM)	nono
Isabel	Yeah, an explanation is how Isabel rolls
Bronn	Three hours later...
Zmey	timeskip
Sheena	all exposition will now be replicated by the word EXPOSITION, in all caps
Isabel	EXPOSITION
Sheena	can we do one of those fade to black things
Isabel	There we go
Sheena	with the overlay saying "[protagonist] explained the thing."
Isabel's Dad	Dad, looking increasingly worried throughout hte tale, says "This sounds really dangerous, Isabel."
Isabel	"Yeah, but really excieting"
Bogrir	what is isabel's profession again
Isabel	"This is the most important thing I've even done!"
Bogrir	she the acolyte?
Sheena	white mage so yes
Isabel	Acolyte White Mage
Isabel's Dad	"Exciting?!" he says, rasing his voice, "You could get killed!"
Orme	disciple of the church of Phoenix
Isabel's Mom	"It... does seem dangerous..."
Zmey	mr dad is bianca's dad
Isabel	"I'm a White Mage! We aren't easy to kill!"
Bogrir	"If I may interject, sir, your daughter is a very cabaple acolyte. And she's accompanied by that big friendly pooch over there." capable*
Orme	can we interject to help out or would--oh ok
Isabel	please halp
Bogrir	I'll do it if you let me or not1
Sheena	"She'll have all these big beefy guys between her and trouble anyway."
Isabel's Dad	"What, and you're just going to wander around the world with these people you just met yesterday?!"
Isabel	"YES!!" "What am I supposed to do? A god has ordered me to do this"
Orme	"Mr. Cor, I can assure you that we will defend your daughter with our lives if necessary."
Zmey	Can I aid her with dice rolls
Sheena	"It's weird for us too."
Streak (GM)	no use your words
Sheena	do the charisma thing
Isabel	Mr Cor has very high charisma
Zmey	Zmey : Influence Check 16 Bogrir is unprepared to deal with the equivalent of a non-understanding clan, and so walks slowly to the doorway, huffing.
Zmey	bam Bronn hears the altercation and decides to intervene.
Isabel	maybe
Sheena	"Er..."
Bronn	"Excuse me, if I may."
Bogrir	do i need to have a pipe on me to light one? lol i wish i bought one actually Sheena slowly scoots up behind Bogrir
Isabel's Mom	"If this... crystal thing really happened. I guess we can't say no..."
Orme	Orme : Influence Check 7 pfft
Sheena	(quietly) "Yeah, I didn't really know what to say to them either..." "I mean, it is dangerous and all. But that's why I want to do it, you know?"
Bogrir	quietly: "This isn't the first time I've seen a clan failing to grasps the importance of one's task, lassy."
Bronn	"Your daughter is in the most capable of hands. I am a sworn officer of the Wyrmsbane, one of the greatest guilds of fighters in the land. I can keep her personally safe, if need be."
Bogrir	god my typing Sheena nods mutely
Isabel's Dad	"...Isabel..." "I just... I don't want you ending up missing like..."
Isabel	"..."
Streak (GM)	Everyone goes quiet.
Orme	SURROUND THE DAD Bogrir 's ear perks up
Zmey	"Do not worry, Mr. Dad."
Isabel	"It...this isn't the same"
Isabel's Mom	"Honey, we're...just worried about."
Isabel	"He...I...I'm sorry"
Isabel's Mom	"*you" "But...we do believe in you."
Isabel	"I promise I'll come back."
Isabel's Mom	"I know you will." "Right?"
Isabel's Dad	"Oh! Um...yeah." Bogrir nods wisely Isabel hugs her dad
Isabel's Dad	"You can do it, Turnip."
Bogrir	"Miss, your daughter will come back a better, stronger person.
Sheena	;-; Orme is crying and does not know why
Zmey	"I was going to say that we'll take good care of your daughter. But she seems very keen of taking care of us. Five of us! She is very strong."
Isabel's Mom	"Now then. I assume you'll all be staying for dinner?"
Isabel	"Oh yes! We must!"
Sheena	"Oh, can we?"
Orme	"well I wouldn't want to impose..."
Isabel's Mom	"Would be nice to get to know you all." Sheena turns excitedly to Moe Zmey moonwalks away
Bronn	"(not with that kitchenware, we aren't)"
Isabel's Mom	"Great!"
Sheena	"How much of a time crunch are we in here, Moe?"
Bogrir	"Dinner sounds loveleh. And, perhaps, a spot of ale, miss?"
Isabel	"Ask dad about the Ale, he knows where he hid it"
Streak (GM)	Mom starts cooking dinner for...11.
Orme	"Are you playing nice over here, Meru?"
Bronn	Bronn will help cooking.
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Streak (GM)	Dad goes to get ale. Bogrir is too uncomfrotable to- oh nvm
Sheena	best dad 2015
Isabel's Mom	"Oh, a cook, are you?"
Isabel	Isabel takes after her father
Zmey	Let us be drunk... together.
Isabel's Mom	"I'd appreciate the help."
Bronn	"For about 18 years now, yes'm."
Bogrir	so, sorry to ask again, but i intended for bogrir to have a pipe - didn't buy one though can he still have one?
Zmey	look out, mr. dad.
Streak (GM)	yeah go ahead
Sheena	hell's kitchen staring bronn
Orme	I'll send meruga back to town
Bronn	Bronn : Profession (Chef) Check 24
Orme	she fast
Isabel	Wow We're eating good tonight
Bronn	I am the chefingest.
Bogrir	phwah
Orme	look she's back already
Bogrir	good cook
Zmey	THIS... steak. is RRWARWWWW
Isabel's Mom	"Heh, I've been at it for nearly 40 years, now."
Bronn	i guess bronn felt really bad about breaking that knife
Sheena	lmao
Isabel's Mom	"I can show you a few things, I'm sure."
Sheena	bronn is basically just gordon ramsay let's admit it
Bronn	"We'll see about that, ma'am."
Sheena	gordon ramsay with a spear and a deep-seated hatred of dragons
Bronn	also known as gordon ramsay
Orme	they cook their meals too much burn the outside
Bogrir	To "Dad" whose name i don't know: "So, I hear yer quite the handyman. These pieces of furniture are very nice for having been made outside of a workshop."
Orme	it ruffles his chainmail
Streak (GM)	And she does! From cooking with Mrs. Cor, Bronn learns much of a mother's cooking. He gains +1 to Profession (Cook) Isabel begins chatting with her sister, catching up
Streak (GM)	yay Bronn stares wide-eyed at Mrs. Cor flip knives around. Sheena awkwardly tries to begin a conversation with Zmey
Isabel	Bronn is a better cook now from watching knives flip
Sheena	"Well uh, that all seemed to work out pretty well, huh?"
Orme	"Are you alright over here, Moe?"
Bogrir	Er are we still doing the focus thing?
Isabel's Mom	"You should have seen our biggest Christmas! Had to cook for 40 people!" Zmey turns Isabel's Mom skillz
Zmey	"It seems like it."
Sheena	focus?
Isabel's Mom	Later...
Bronn	"That's, uh... impressive, really impressive."
Bogrir	like so streak doesn't have to interact with 6 avatars simultaneously
Isabel's Mom	"Okay, everyone sit down!"
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Orme	like, deal with each convo in sequence
Sheena	oic well i figure
Bogrir	cuz he's obviously missing my intended attempt to strike convi with Mr Cor
Zmey	christmas
Streak (GM)	Sorry Bogrir
Sheena	talk to the npcs a little more slowly
Streak (GM)	:B
Bogrir	naw it's alright that's why i was asking
Sheena	JESUS CONFIRMED
Streak (GM)	you can talk at dinner
Zmey	jesus died for moogle sins
Sheena	jesus was a moogle in this world it's the only real answer
Zmey	yes
Orme	Jesus Kuporist
Bogrir	will the doges sit at the table too?
Sheena	ive been moved
Isabel	Ummm, maybe?
Bronn	aw yeah, sitting next to the missus
Zmey	roll initiative
Streak (GM)	right then
Sheena	don't make this weird drufle
Isabel	initiative?
Sheena	she's a married lady
Streak (GM)	You all enjoy a nice meal!
Bronn	:p bronn is weird
Sheena	no matter how attractively good at cooking she is Isabel Isabel eats a lot
Bogrir	cooks and scandalizes
Zmey	"This is nice. A family dinner."
Orme	I have my eye on you Bronnn
Bogrir	perfect combo
Isabel	I never get used to that
Streak (GM)	Bogrir and Dad have a nice chat, both being men of laborous trades.
Bogrir	yay!
Bronn	meruga apparently leaps over the table
Orme	under
Bogrir	shame i dont' get more profession out of it Zmey bursts into song.
Orme	there's an under to this table
Zmey	Zmey : Performance Check 9
Sheena	ouch
Isabel	singing or dancing?
Zmey	"I just... this moment is too touching..."
Orme	"don't choke on your ale now!"
Sheena	someone is SAD Zmey wipes her face with the tablecloth. Sheena alert!!!
Streak (GM)	Well, you ask him about the furniture and such He tells you he built the entire palce himself
Bogrir	he works without the might of the dwarven forge and still comesu p with some nice things it's cool
Sheena	(to Zmey) "This reminds me of my own family, a bit."
Streak (GM)	It's an enlightening conversation.
Isabel	These guys are probably already level 20
Sheena	"Sorta makes me miss home, even though we've only just started."
Orme	can I talk to annalise?
Streak (GM)	You also get +1 to profession
Bogrir	hooray!
Zmey	(to Sheena) "It must feel nice to have family around."
Streak (GM)	go ahead
Bogrir	aaaaand it's not under consolidated is that an issue?
Isabel	"Sheena, what's your family like?"
Orme	"So Miss Annalise, I overheard that you are a Black Mage...?"
Sheena	"Well, it can be... restrictive, sometimes..."
Streak (GM)	its in background Sheena is sorta flustered at being overheard
Orme	was that to me streak
Annalise	"Yep! I got an apprenticeship with a Black Mage near here."
Sheena	"I uh, come from a village a lot like this one."
Bogrir	which column do i slot it in?
Sheena	"But there wasn't a whole lot there for me. So I went to Eden!"
Annalise	"He gave me this hat, and I'm learning spells just like my sis here!"
Bronn	bogrir: goes in misc Sheena eagerly redirects the conversation elsewhere
Annalise	"Are you a mage, sir?"
Sheena	"How about you, Bronn? What's your family like?" Sheena immediately regrets this decision
Orme	"ah, very good! I'd just never heard of siblings being accepted into opposing schools of magic."
Bronn	"My family? I haven't seen them in about half a year, they were fine last time I saw."
Isabel	To Orme: "White Mages get some nonsense of their own"
Orme	"And I am not a mage, though the abilities I am learning may be similar in effect"
Annalise	"Oh, I just assumed you'd charmed that monster or something."
Isabel	"Light, Sleep, Charm, I've seen some white mages be very aggressive" Sheena is surprised, having expected Bronn to be all secretive and stuff.
Annalise	"Was going to ask when it runs out."
Sheena	"Since you joined the Wyrmsbane, right?"
Annalise	"I mean, am I the only one concerned about the monster?" Orme is slightly affronted, but rallies
Annalise	"Not to be rude, or anything!"
Zmey	this sure is a nice family. it would be unfortunate if something were to happen to them...
Sheena	"Oh don't mind her, she's lovely."
Bogrir	"It's the sweetest little pooch you've ever seen, lassy."
Annalise	"I'm sure its very nice!"
Bronn	"I haven't seen them since I joined the Wyrmsbane, no."
Orme	"Meruga is my trusted companion of many months" Sheena leans forward eagerly
Isabel	To Annalise: "Meruga is very friendly."
Sheena	"But man, there's supposed to be some REAL monsters out in the forest! I can't wait until we... uh..."
Annalise	"Hmm, we've had Lima for 10 years now."
Orme	"she is not charmed by magic in any way, though I am able to converse with beasts of the wild" Zmey listens to everyone's conversations eagerly.
Sheena	"Deal with them carefully and professionally."
Streak (GM)	Lima and Meruga are getting along very well!
Orme	"with a little luck, I may be able to convince them to aid us in our quest."
Streak (GM)	Aww.
Zmey	"nod nod"
Sheena	dogeshipping
Isabel	leans over to Annalise "Sheena is a blue mage"
Zmey	the doge is having none of it
Bogrir	Bogrir is a bit loosened due to ale: "I'll tell ye, though, lass, Meruga is very tough when it comes to fightin'... FOOD. Haha!"
Orme	little hybrid shiba-lobo puppies
Isabel	"She's excited to see monsters"
Annalise	"Blue Magic?! I didn't think that was real!"
Sheena	shibo Sheena laughs softly
Bogrir	shibo inu
Annalise	"Hey! Can you do a cool vomit or something?!"
Sheena	"Neither did a lot of the people back in my hometown, actually."
Isabel	"Anny!"
Bogrir	..vomit?
Sheena	"I had to do some pretty serious digging to get started."
Bogrir	what's blue magic again?
Annalise	"What! That's what they do, right? Monster attacks are gross." Zmey coughs
Bogrir	oh
Isabel	(some monsters have blech/vomit attacks)
Sheena	(mock serious) "Sadly, I have not yet learned the cool vomiting powers."
Annalise	"But cool!"
Orme	"Meruga can exhale a cloud of toxic gas, but I'd rather not have her do that inside a building"
Zmey	"IIIII, on the other hand, practice Song Magic!"
Sheena	"I've just picked up a few tricks from the wind goblins out in the plains."
Bogrir	are these people ok with me smoking
Annalise	"Woah, Goblin Punch, huh?"
Sheena	(turning horrified to Orme) "Wait, what?!"
Bogrir	and for that matter let me know when it's possible for me to take five
Sheena	"I had my head right in front of her face yesterday!!"
Annalise	"You know, I've heard theres a Goblin Kick..." Zmey looks around
Sheena	"She didn't even show me how to do it or anything!!"
Orme	"She's been very well trained to only use it on command, you're fine Sheena"
Isabel	To Orme: "Wait, Meruga can do that?"
Moe	"Oh, that's just a legend, kupo."
Zmey	"Ssssong magic!" Zmey jazz hands
Bogrir	s/a/i
Orme	"it's an aspect of her species Isabel"
Sheena	"Do you think you could have her do it later? Maybe I could figure out how it works."
Orme	"all silver lobos can do it"
Isabel	"Huh, good to know"
Orme	"I can certainly try"
Sheena	(to Annalise) "It's sort of a misnomer anyway. The goblins sort of have to thrust out their arms to cast, because they aren't so good at magic."
Isabel	"I don't know how to cure poison yet, try not to get hurt, Sheena"
Bogrir	"That does sound useful. I hope lightin' my smokeleaf in fronta her won't set it alight.'
Streak (GM)	During the laughter and joviality, Sheena noticed Isabel and her sister wandering off alone for a moment. They return after a minute.
Sheena	"So it looks like a punch, but it's really [boring magic science words]." Zmey sulks in her chair... sipping some ale.
Streak (GM)	The dinner continues for some time after that. But sadly, all meals must end.
Bogrir	:(
Orme	no time to ask what's bugging zmey
Sheena	the fact that nobody talked to her probably :XXX
Orme	whoops
Zmey	:)))))))
Isabel	Zmey wants attention
Zmey	:))))
Bogrir	er
Sheena	i was gonna strike up a conversation with her next lmao
Orme	it's so easy to get lost in this
Sheena	such is the way of big group conversations
Orme	mealtimes
Bogrir	yeah sorry lol
Zmey	I am going to buff the enemies next time I can probably do that
Streak (GM)	Isabel and the rest of the party say their goodbyes. It's very heartfelt.
Sheena	i blame streak for cutting us short
Bogrir	yeah it's only 1am
Sheena	can we have meruga show me the poison gas trick so i can try to learn it
Streak (GM)	Meruga says goodbye to Lima, too.
Isabel	"Goodbye!" "I'll be back, you can bet one it! 1000 gil!" Meruga howls sadly in farewell
Streak (GM)	The party continue on their way to the Glyphwood. And a few hours after, reach it! Yay.
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Bogrir	sounds like a good place for me to look for a way to reinforce my hammer, if that's a thing
Sheena	i guess we forgot about getting meruga to do the gas thing
Isabel	how soon are we going to fight?
Zmey	we could have robbed them
Bogrir	i mean, mystical magical dungeon-woods?
Zmey	but nooo
Isabel	Cause I need to actually eat dinner
Orme	in battle, sheen
Zmey	everyone had to be neutral good
Streak (GM)	please scroll down
Isabel	Don't rob the parents
Zmey	streak you can control the camera shift+ping
Bronn	"Finally, we got somewhere. All this walking business is dull."
Isabel	BRB, Dinner
Orme	the blurry woods
Streak (GM)	go ahead we'll be fighting a bit later
Sheena	isabel will now be silent thinking about her family
Streak (GM)	I recommend zooming out a bit
Sheena	for several minutes
Bogrir	I know this music. Chrono Trigger. heart
Zmey	"Some of you are from around here right? Why is this place called Glyphwood anyway?" Sheena walks forwards a bit
Sheena	"Looks like the path gets really dense up ahead."
Streak (GM)	It very obvious, zmey!
Bronn	"Magic?"
Sheena	"We should probably walk double file."
Streak (GM)	You immediately note strange glowing glyphs on many of the trees in the denser parts of the wood. Not all of them, but some.
Bronn	"Oh, that's why."
Streak (GM)	Would you like to look around a bit Sheena is excited, so she's running ahead a bit Zmey plucks a wildflower, then continues to flutter along.
Bogrir	can i use this wood to improve my weaponry ? :X or try to at least Bronn stares intently at the glyphs.
Bogrir	or does it not work like that
Streak (GM)	Someone roll Nature
Orme	me
Bogrir	err, probably shouln't b me?
Sheena	Sheena : Nature Check 13 trees bore me
Streak (GM)	multiple can i f they want
Bronn	Bronn : Nature Check 14
Orme	Orme : Nature Check 7
Sheena	i was a tree earlier that was enough
Orme	gawd
Bogrir	Bogrir : Nature Check 4 lol
Sheena	we know NOTHING about nature streak roll for isabel?
Zmey	"What are you looking around for?"
Bronn	I know the most, and i dont even have ranks in it good job guys
Sheena	yeah natural 5 on my +8 skill good work me
Zmey	you know you cant roll those untrained right
Streak (GM)	You collectively note that the path ahead is obviously constructed. It must be the path to the village.
Bogrir	no
Sheena	nature is untrained yeah
Streak (GM)	Someone roll Spellcraft
Bogrir	i know nothing
Zmey	oh
Sheena	Sheena : Spellcraft Check 20 see this i get
Streak (GM)	okay good
Bronn	i cant do spellcraft untrained
Sheena	someone pull isabel
Orme	it seems that rolling for nature caused the woodland to resolve itself properly!
Streak (GM)	Sheena, you believe that going into the denser parts of hte wood is a bad idea. The magic inthe trees stronger there, and you might get a shock.
Sheena	"Uh, guys..."
Isabel	Back
Zmey	"Yes?"
Orme	did you swallow your dinner whole
Sheena	"There's a pretty strong bit of magic coming from the denser trees. We should probably stick to the path."
Bogrir	meat puppet bogrir for a bit would you?
Streak (GM)	Would the party like to do anything else before moving on?
Sheena	im gonna cast detect magic
Bogrir	alll th checks possible i guess
Streak (GM)	Oh! Good idea!
Zmey	"What kind of magic is there?"
Bogrir	i'll let you experienced players do thi thang brb
Orme	Orme : Nature Check 11
Sheena	does detect magic take a roll in this game
Streak (GM)	Your Detect Magic spell makes hte place light up! Zmey crosses her fingers
Orme	is that enough to check the birdsong
Sheena	"Oh geez, this whole PLACE is BUZZING with magic."
Isabel	Should I also Detect Magic?
Zmey	please dont be something wild like chronomancy
Sheena	"I wouldn't be surprised if the bugs here were magical, honestly."
Bogrir	chronotrigermancy
Streak (GM)	You can see now that some of the glyphtrees are of certain elements.
Sheena	"Let me see..."
Streak (GM)	Some are of more than one element.
Bronn	"So bad magic, gotcha." Sheena twiddles her thumbs a bit and squints funny at the trees
Isabel	Isabel : Spellcraft Check 23
Streak (GM)	Okay, would you like to move on?
Isabel	Sheena Detects, I study
Bronn	"Hey, I got a plan."
Orme	"stick to me Meru, we have no idea what these woods can do to us"
Sheena	"The glyphs all seem to be elemental in nature... A few have more magic than others, too." "I can't really figure much else out though."
Zmey	"What kind of sorcery would cause a whole forest to end up like this..."
Streak (GM)	Isabel doesn't learn anything new that sheena didn't before
Isabel	"This place is really strange"
Sheena	"And I'd rather not get any closer than necessary, personally."
Orme	"is it to jump up and spy out the land ahead, perhaps, bronn?"
Bronn	"My glaive is watery, right? Can I stab a water tree and see what happens."
Sheena	can i roll a knowledge local to see what i know about this forest?
Isabel	"Did you attune your materia?"
Streak (GM)	That action would require going into the dangerous woods, Bronn.
Bronn	"I think so, it's hard to work any of this magic nonsense."
Sheena	"Uh, Bronn, I'm not sure that's how it works."
Bronn	awww ok
Isabel	Moe, catch up "Maybe I could help, Bronn"
Moe	"Gosh, this place is really magical!"
Sheena	"Those are all out in the deeper forest, anyway. Looks like the trees around the path are mostly nonmagical."
Isabel	"I've studied a little about materia as an apprentice"
Zmey	"Can we find other safer paths somewhere? Or do we have no choice but to enter these woods..."
Streak (GM)	The path ahead looks clear enough.
Sheena	"This path here looks pretty safe, so long as it isn't overgrown farther in."
Isabel	To Zmey "I don't think there are any other paths, Zmey"
Sheena	"We just need to stick together."
Bronn	"Well that seems inexplicably dull."
Sheena	streak: would i know anything about the glyphwood or its history in response to what zmey said with a knowledge check
Isabel	To Bronn: "there is magic everywhere, I'm sure something will happen"
Streak (GM)	maybe Bronn mumbles and grumbles.
Zmey	Zmey : Society Check 6
Streak (GM)	try Society or something
Sheena	Sheena : Society Check 15 welp
Zmey	i can confirm that zmey doesnt know nothin
Isabel	I don't think I can make that check
Bronn	society is trained right
Streak (GM)	Sheena knows that there is a village here, but not much else.
Sheena	this place is a little distant for me to know much
Streak (GM)	And you already knew that.
Isabel	Welp
Streak (GM)	Are we moving on
Orme	"I guess we should just forge on ahead"
Zmey	"Hey, mo-ay. Where do you think we should head to."
Sheena	"You know, I think my parents honeymooned here. Not that I asked much about that."
Isabel	is it dark enough anywhere to warrent Dancing Lights?
Moe	"Let's go forward!" Sheena gets sorta quiet and pensive
Isabel	like, under the trees?
Sheena	"Oh right!" Sheena takes the lead
Orme	"Isabel, may I pull you aside for a bit?"
Streak (GM)	It's pretty light out.
Zmey	"You heard the fluffball! Let us move."
Isabel	'"Yes?"
Streak (GM)	It's still morning after all.
Zmey	what why cant i click zmey
Isabel	Streak: do the trees cut out the light significatly off the path?
Sheena	streak: name moe's token
Zmey	woops refreshing
Orme	"Meruga has been trained to follow the commands of one other. Would you object to that other being yourself?"
Isabel	"I would not" "That'd be an honor"
Bronn	"Oh, well then."
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Streak (GM)	The party move on a bit more, to another clearing. Bronn shouts back.
Orme	"excellent. I was moved by your relationship with your family, and feel this would be best in regards your wellbeing."
Bronn	"Hey guys! There's water!"
Golurk	"See anything, you two?"
Isabel	"Thank you"
Golurk	woop
Zmey	cough cough my voice Isabel follows Orme
Zmey	was that. my voice
Streak (GM)	Sheena, is your Detect Magic still active?
Sheena	oh yeah i'm detecting the SHIT outta this thing Zmey reads this signpost
Isabel	Streak? Bogrir is falling behind
Streak (GM)	Then you notice the river is glowing VERY bright.
Orme	he said he needs moving for a bit
Isabel	Should I put up Detect Magic too?
Sheena	"WHOA"
Zmey	oh great another magic river Sheena grabs Bronn before he can get farther ahead
Sheena	"Guys this river is magic as SHIT"
Bronn	last time we found a magic river, we met a giant
Zmey	remember when drufle did this oh fuuuck Isabel puts up Detect Magic as well
Zmey	the return of canoe
Orme	"Water is not that blue"
Sheena	streak can i analyze it a little
Streak (GM)	In particular, it is glowing with Lightning magic.
Sheena	"It's uh... lightning?"
Isabel	Craaap
Sheena	"That can't be right..."
Zmey	"Lightning, eh??"
Bronn	"Oh man, really? I gotta try some of this."
Orme	"So, an electrified barrier"
Sheena	"River of lightning. Gotcha."
Isabel	"Erm...maybe I could try earth magic to dissipate it?"
Sheena	"Let's not go in it." Isabel holds up her Earth Rod Zmey reads this piece of wood that may or may not be a signpost, again.
Isabel	"Ummm..."
Orme	"Get back here you fool!"
Streak (GM)	"Welcome to Glyphwood!"
Sheena	everyone else walks past the signpost because we are shit at reading
Streak (GM)	That's all it says. Bronn pulls out his glaive and pokes it into the river.
Isabel	"Bronn, please don't touch it"
Sheena	did you juts
Isabel	"Bronn!"
Sheena	stick a metal spear in an electric river
Bronn	its only a metal blade, the grip is wooden
Streak (GM)	Yeowch! That's conductive.
Zmey	"Everyone! Yesterday I learned a handy spell that could help in a situation just like this."
Isabel	Bronn logic has trumped us
Sheena	the glaive is now smoking Sheena turns to Zmey
Orme	it'll burn the wood nontheless
Streak (GM)	The blade sparks.
Sheena	? Bronn yanks it back out and starts waving it around to dissipate the energy.
Bronn	"Yep, that's lightning alright."
Zmey	"I am uncertain whether it is powerful enough to protect us enough though." Orme facepalms again
Bogrir	"you could still try."
Streak (GM)	Someone roll Perception
Bronn	Bronn : Perception Check 7
Sheena	"Come to think of it, why is there a river going straight through the path, with no bridge?"
Zmey	Zmey : Perception Check 19
Bronn	nope
Isabel	Isabel : Perception Check 19
Sheena	Sheena : Perception Check 2 lmaoo
Orme	Orme : Perception Check 14
Zmey	Zmey : Perception Check 12
Sheena	i didn't even SEE that sign
Isabel	Zmey
Bogrir	Bogrir : Perception Check 16
Zmey	high fives isabel
Isabel	Yeah! Power of basic sight
Streak (GM)	Isabel notes the tree on the other side of the river, and Bogrir notes that the wood is considerably weakerend.
Zmey	oh
Bogrir	"Something ain't right with that tree, fellas.'
Moe	"Cmon, guys!" Moe says, flying over the river.
Zmey	tfw gm senpai doesnt notice you
Bronn	"Alright, one sec, Moe."
Isabel	"Ok, so if we hit the tree we might be able to knock it down" "And cross over the river"
Streak (GM)	I should note btw
Bogrir	"Yes.'
Streak (GM)	its safe to stand on the shorey tiles
Isabel	Not taking that chance
Streak (GM)	but no more than that
Bronn	hmmmmm
Zmey	tfw zmey remember she can fly
Streak (GM)	so its 20 ft wide
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Bronn	i can totally jump this river
Isabel	The tree is out of my range, I think
Zmey	"I'll see you on the other side!"
Sheena	"Hey, Moe, if you made it over..."
Bogrir	well, zmey'll take care of us
Sheena	"I guess it's relatively safe above the waters."
Zmey	"What should I do about this?"
Streak (GM)	Zmey flies, because I forgot she can do that.
Bogrir	"I don't s'pose you could knock that tree down, lass?"
Sheena	"Zmey, do you think you could push it over towards us?"
Isabel	"Knock the tree down!"
Sheena	"Bronn, you can jump over and help her, right?"
Bogrir	peer pressure Zmey shouts across the river
Orme	"Bronn, could you carry Bogrir with you on a jump?"
Bronn	"I can probably leap over, if I need to."
Zmey	"Does anyone have an axe?"
Isabel	Watch Bronn get a critical failure
Bronn	"Carry him? Not if I have to jump, no." HERE WE GO
Bogrir	"I am not a trail pack to be carried around, fool!"
Orme	"shame"
Sheena	"Uh... what do you have?"
Bronn	Bronn : Athletics Check 16 ... Bogrir 's pride is gravely hurt
Sheena	oh god
Isabel	Oh...crap He did it
Orme	"Would a sword do?"
Bronn	i mean
Sheena	the critical failure
Zmey	"Sticks and swords can;t break this tree"
Isabel	He had a critical failure
Bronn	that still gets me halfway across the river
Streak (GM)	Bronn leaps kinda far, but not really.
Sheena	no it's a critical failure
Zmey	"Anything sturdy enough to strike it with!"
Streak (GM)	He lands though
Sheena	the 1 overrides the bonuses
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Streak (GM)	Bzzt!!
Orme	is that what the red means
Isabel	"BRONN!!"
Sheena	hover over it orme
Bronn	"HUZzuzuzhZUZHZUzuZHU"
Streak (GM)	The river is quite shallow, but Bronn takes...
Zmey	"Oh great."
Sheena	it says 1 + 15
Isabel	"How do we get him out!?"
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d3( 2 ) = 2 2 damage
Bronn	Bronn : Athletics Check 29
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Zmey	everyone just cross lol
Streak (GM)	He should get going
Orme	aww
Isabel	Can you just jump out of the water?
Bronn	"Ok... never doing that again."
Sheena	"I can't make that jump! I've got all this... stuff!!"
Zmey	its not like it deals magma-level damage
Bronn	yes i can jump out of water
Orme	I was all set to just nudge him out with my staff
Isabel	No way I'm jumping this
Streak (GM)	Listen, you have a lot of fighting ahead
Picture	Bronn pokes the tree a bit.
Bogrir	"Tree please, m'boy!"
Isabel	"There is no way I can jump over this"
Streak (GM)	please don't tank it
Sheena	"Bronn, can you sort of... poke it...?"
Zmey	"Yeah you... cut that down. With your stick." Bronn swings his glaive into the bottom of the tree.
Zmey	I will aid??
Streak (GM)	The tree is quite weak, would you like to attack it?
Isabel	I'm not keen on 3 damage
Sheena	"Make sure it falls towards us!!"
Bronn	Bronn : Melee Attack Check 25
Sheena	ooh crit
Streak (GM)	Go ahead and roll damage
Zmey	waow
Bronn	HRRRRRRR
Sheena	critical treechop
Isabel	The first time he hits something, its something that doesn't move
Bronn	that does uh
Sheena	xD
Bogrir	we all hear a blast as he MURDERS THAT TREE AND ALL ITS ANCESTORS dea d
Sheena	im dying
Bronn	32 damage
Bogrir	do we even HAVE a tree after this?
Bronn	oh wait no i have to roll first
Isabel	He doesn't just chop it down, he cleaves right rhough it
Bronn	rolling 1d10+6( 8 )+6 = 14 it does 28
Zmey	thats not how crits work
Bronn	oh wait what
Zmey	you roll twice
Sheena	chop straight through the bottom and kick it over
Orme	"That... was impressive"
Sheena	are we doing roll twice rather than doubling
Bronn	you roll twice, really?
Isabel	Oh you have to confirm, right?
Bronn	i usually just multiply
Sheena	it's more balanced
Bronn	also i forgot that my glaive is actually x3
Sheena	2 damage crits are sad
Isabel	or do we not do confirms
Bronn	so thatd be 42
Sheena	confirms are lame
Zmey	do confirms
Isabel	no confirms then
Sheena	streak
Zmey	Zmey : Strength Check 23
Orme	confirms are lame for immobile things
Bogrir	why not?
Sheena	what the fuck are the crit rules
Zmey	i aid
Bogrir	it's a game
Bronn	zmey aids very hard
Sheena	oH MY GOD ANOTHER CRIT
Bogrir	we should have a chance to not win it isntantly
Zmey	that adds +2 or something
Bogrir	:P
Bronn	together we just slaughter this poor tree
Streak (GM)	With a single mighty blow, Bronn releases all of his tensions and cleaves the tree in two.
Bronn	so much for using it as a bridge
Sheena	streak this clarifies nothing
Streak (GM)	God, that felt good.
Zmey	good job no more bridge
Sheena	besides the thing we all agreed on the tree is dead as fuck
Bogrir	"I... that is some impressive swing there, lad!"
Streak (GM)	The tree falls over, creating a bridge.
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Orme	no you see
Isabel	"..."
Orme	its on half now
Sheena	bronn is full of zappy rage
Isabel	"Wpw" Bronn shakes his hand out a bit, having hit the tree a little harder than he expected.
Isabel	"*wow"
Orme	now we don't have to balance on a round log
Streak (GM)	Go ahead and cross
Sheena	it's created spagetti for us
Streak (GM)	yes that works
Zmey	your welcome
Isabel	spagati time
Bronn	"Man, that really worked. I should get electrified more often."
Zmey	little did bronn know that he only split the tree
Isabel	Bogrir, get our of there
Sheena	"Come on, Meru!!"
Zmey	zmey pushed it
Bogrir	I thought meruga'd be terrified
Zmey	thats canon now
Orme	Bogrir what are you doing
Sheena	the ol whack n shove
Orme	she's at heel with me
Streak (GM)	sorry that was me i think
Orme	she goes where I go
Isabel	GM wanted to zap more people
Bogrir	what WAS I doing?
Bronn	by the way bronn is still not very found of zmey
Sheena	"Okay, uh, let's go!"
Isabel	"I'm going to hang back in the middle"
Zmey	"We should really get all of you some wings sometime. From that Cid person."
Bronn	just as a side note
Streak (GM)	Onwards!
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Orme	thirsty after all that beer, bogrir drinks the lighting water
Bronn	oh dear
Sheena	"Uh, guys?"
Bronn	i see a puzzle
Bogrir	"A dwarf... with wings. I'd be an even further laughing stock."
Sheena	im detecting the shit out of this magic
Bronn	"Now what the fuck is going on here."
Isabel	"I would love wings, actually" Detect Magic! Everywhere
Zmey	hold the hecka up Sheena does some hand wavey glowy eye things
Streak (GM)	Indeed. You see seven pedestals.
Sheena	"Careful, guys."
Bogrir	what're they made of
Orme	"precious gems? left unstolen in a forest?"
Sheena	She doesn't look at Bronn, but she's totally talking to him.
Zmey	if all of us stand there we all get struck my lightning or something
Isabel	Isabel : Detect Magic School Enhancing; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 Standard Action Components N/A Range 60ft Effects/Target Cone Duration Concentration, 1mins. Saving Throw N/A DC 14 Spell Resistance No Detects all spells and magic items within 60 ft. Can gleam more info from studying for up to 3 rounds. http://www.finalfantasyd20.com/ffd20/spells--d-f-.html
Streak (GM)	Four of them have orbs on them
Zmey	O R B T O U C H O R B
Streak (GM)	the middle is grey, while the others are red, light blue and green. 3 are empty, though. Bronn pokes the light blue orb with his glaive.
Zmey	"Who put these here."
Bogrir	is this a machine
Sheena	"I'm still warming up, but I'm going to take a guess and say that this is some elemental puzzle thing."
Bogrir	will a dwarf recognise any of this
Streak (GM)	There is no reaction from the orb.
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Isabel	"Are we sure we're on the right path?"
Bogrir	amd i useful at all for this puzzle
Sheena	"Who put this on a path."
Zmey	"Is it the same cheeky person who put up that sign from before?"
Sheena	"Who MADE this path?" Bronn picks up the orb.
Zmey	"Glyphwood. Not even once."
Isabel	"Someone would've seen this, right?"
Sheena	"Wait... is this a tourist destination?"
Streak (GM)	Detect magic shows they are each elemental in nature.
Sheena	"Could explain why the parents came here..."
Streak (GM)	Red is Fire, Light blue is ice, and green is wind.
Sheena	"Yeah, they're elemental all right. Looks like fire, ice, and wind."
Streak (GM)	The grey orb is inert, however.
Isabel	side quest Sheena?
Sheena	"Surprise surprise." Bronn is having difficulty tearing the orb off the pedestal.
Zmey	"Is this an eye?"
Sheena	isabel: that's my name at the pub sidequest sheena
Streak (GM)	Actually, Bronn, the orb comes right off.
Isabel	"It kinda does look like an eye" Bronn falls on his bottom.
Streak (GM)	And nothing happens..
Bronn	"Hey guys, I got one!"
Orme	"I'm concerned by the pedestals that are empty, more than anything"
Sheena	"My bullshit detector says that we're going to have to go find more of these and bring them back."
Isabel	"You think we need to put orbs on the other pedestals?" We all have the same idea
Sheena	"Looks like someone started the puzzle for us. How kind." Bronn glares intently at the orb, looking for hidden meanings.
Zmey	"Don't go get possessed by otherworldly forces please." Bronn does not find any.
Isabel	"Wait, why are we getting more orbs?"
Sheena	"Hey, I read as many heroic novels as the rest of you guys. I know a puzzle when I see one." Bronn shakes the orb.
Orme	"Meru, does the orb have a scent?"
Zmey	"I wonder why there are only three orbs."
Isabel	"True...Alright! Lets solve this!"
Sheena	"Bronn, mess with it all you want, as long as you don't break it."
Isabel	"Should we split up?" Zmey climbs up on a pedestal
Sheena	"Well if these three are fire, ice, and wind, we need to find lightning, earth, and water, right?"
Zmey	Zmey : Performance Check 8 Zmey does a totally lame pose
Sheena	"Should we go back and check the river for lightning?"
Streak (GM)	One sec Bronn stows the ice orb in his pouch.
Bogrir	i hate this interface
Isabel	"I'm not keen on entering electric water"
Bogrir	Bogrir : Knowledge-Engineering Check 12
Orme	"but how would we go about panning a river with an electric current?" Sheena tries really hard not to giggle at Zmey and gives her this weird condescending smile instead
Bronn	"With a glaive, of course!"
Sheena	"BRONN NO" Bogrir is just shocked at this spectacle in front of him Sheena sighs deeply
Zmey	"Should we look around this forest some more?"
Streak (GM)	Bogrir can't determine anything of the pillar's craftsmanaship Bronn really wants to use his glaive.
Sheena	"Yeah, let's do that."
Orme	"maybe we should search for the river's source. If there's a lightning artifact causing the problem, it would logically be there."
Zmey	"Seems like there are more paths around here."
Streak (GM)	that was a typo but its also a pun
Isabel	"Bronn, no lighting water"
Sheena	"Shall we split up? Get it done faster? I don't want to be in here at night."
Zmey	"Let's split up, gang!" rooby roo
Sheena	"Who knows how many more puzzles we have."
Bogrir	ooh
Isabel	"I'll travel with Zmey then"
Bogrir	splitting up interesting
Zmey	"Oh. you."
Isabel	"Three paths, six of us"
Orme	"nose to the ground Meru! Find more orbs!" Sheena yells GIRLS AND GUYS
Moe	"Guys, are you suree about this?!"
Isabel	"What is it Moe? You feel something?" Sheena pushes isabel and zmey off to the west/left
Moe	"These woods could have monsters in them!"
Bronn	Bronn : Perception Check 2
Sheena	"We can take em!"
Bogrir	such subtle hint
Bronn	look at all the monsters Sheena does her best Rosie the Riveter
Moe	"We should stick together!"
Zmey	"The fluffball has a point, really."
Orme	"Yes, we can't afford to die here"
Isabel	well, alright, which way first? "Alright, which way first?"
Sheena	"They said the monsters weren't showing up here. That was the problem, right?"
Bogrir	I may be about to hurl, sorry, br
Isabel	"Oh, I have an idea!"
Streak (GM)	Btw is anyone taking an orb with them?
Bogrir	b
Sheena	you ok sol?
Zmey	"If you found another river and neither I nor the Grasshopper Man were there you would be hopeless."
Bronn	i have the ice orb
Streak (GM)	okay (ill keep the image there for now)
Sheena	"Well..."
Isabel	Isabel : Dancing Lights School Light; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 Standard Action Components N/A Range 110 Effects/Target 4 lights within a 10 ft area Duration 1 Minute Saving Throw N/A DC 14 Spell Resistance No Create four spots of light or a vaguely humanoid shape that dance in any desired motion. http://www.finalfantasyd20.com/ffd20/spells--d-f-.html
Orme	I'll take the green one
Bronn	and bronn is currently considering taking the other orbs but decides against it Isabel sends lights to act as lures
Sheena	"I guess it is safer to travel together..." "Are you guys sure that we should take those?"
Isabel	"If there is something waiting for us, we might get to suprise it instead"
Zmey	"Someone else might take them."
Bronn	"Sure? Of course I'm not sure, but it looks cool." Isabel grabs the wind orb
Zmey	"Better for us to have them for safekeeping."
Streak (GM)	Btw you can move the orbs now
Bogrir	back
Isabel	"Yeah, don't want these to go missing"
Bogrir	who asked if i'm ok?
Streak (GM)	like your tokens
Isabel	Sheena did
Bogrir	i am but just have been a bit ill in the last 3 days or so
Streak (GM)	please go easy on them though
Sheena	feel better :[
Orme	the orbs fly away never to return
Sheena	"What about this thing in the middle?" Sheena pokes it carefully
Bogrir	err
Isabel	thank you Streak Zmey nudges the eye a little bit.
Streak (GM)	where di they go Isabel puts the orb in her backpack
Bogrir	sorry the interface uh.. GLITCHED or something
Sheena	people are sitting on them strk
Streak (GM)	okay you're on top of it
Bogrir	and the green one disappeare
Bronn	i have bronn on top of the orb
Isabel	I think you moved the green one away from me
Bronn	the wind one just flew off
Streak (GM)	you can leave the tokens here, we'll presume you have them
Zmey	careful, it might hatch
Streak (GM)	There are three exists here
Zmey	"Shall we find the rest?"
Isabel	"alright, which way shall we go?"
Streak (GM)	Someone roll perception
Zmey	Zmey : Perception Check 17
Bogrir	Bogrir : Perception Check 9
Isabel	Isabel : Perception Check 20
Bronn	Bronn : Perception Check 18
Orme	Meruga : Perception Check 10
Bogrir	boom
Sheena	Sheena : Perception Check 2 not again
Orme	Orme : Perception Check 17
Sheena	you might as well say 'everyone'
Bogrir	isabel 20's
Isabel	Percieve...EVERYTHING
Zmey	whisper your secrets
Streak (GM)	It's obvious to most of you, the roaring noise of a waterfall, that is. To the NW.
Isabel	logical
Streak (GM)	Isabel spots something else, though.
Isabel	oooh
Streak (GM)	To the NWW, a rocky sprie reaches upwards.
Sheena	rip in peace wind orb
Streak (GM)	spire*
Zmey	"I hear the song of cascading waters...."
Orme	"aha, that waterfall may be the source of the river!"
Isabel	"Theres something else this way" "Some kind of...rock?"
Sheena	"Wait, what waterfa- oh!"
Bogrir	i have no idea where i put it
Sheena	"I sort of... tuned it out..."
Bogrir	the screen just dragged all the way to the rightmost edge
Streak (GM)	Which way are we going?
Bogrir	and it's just gone
Zmey	"So I am assuming the lightning originates from the falls."
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Isabel	"Lets go this way then"
Bogrir	NW, guys?
Isabel	NW!!
Sheena	"Why don't we go that way first, then." Bronn marches on ahead.
Sheena	"Stick together, guys, it's narrow up here."
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Streak (GM)	Ahead, you see the waterfall. It's a decent size.
Sheena	a cool orb, or corb
Isabel	when you said NWW, I thought there'd be a spire to the right
Streak (GM)	Detect magic notes that a Water Orb is beind it
Bronn	or water, that too
Sheena	NWW would be the leftmost path
Streak (GM)	But the waterfall is teeming with electricity
Isabel	Does detect magic say death water?
Sheena	"Bingo. One water orb."
Streak (GM)	DON'T TOUCH IT.
Bronn	well technically tahtd be WNW aw
Sheena	"Super deadly water too."
Zmey	"Strange that it just pools around here. It must drain underground."
Orme	is that waterfall meant to be moving
Streak (GM)	FUCKIN DON'T
Isabel	"We need to be smart about this"
Bronn	man i was going to touch it
Sheena	"I think it might drain away to the west, Zmey, through the really dense trees."
Isabel	"I think the water flows into the woods"
Bronn	"Alright, alright, I hear ya, no pokin' death water."
Sheena	"It must sorta... curve around downhill or something."
Orme	"Isabel, what earth magic do you know?" Isabel sends Dancing lights to scout around under the trees
Sheena	"Anyone got any bright ideas?"
Isabel	Hoping to see if we're being watched
Zmey	"Who wants to hear my newly obtained composition then?"
Streak (GM)	Isabel spots nothing interesting.
Sheena	"What do you have for us?"
Orme	"Anything if it might help us, Zmey"
Isabel	"If you can manage, go ahead, Zmey"
Streak (GM)	A squirell was watching, though.
Zmey	what roll initiative, we must slay the spy
Bogrir	quietly cynical "Oh, I do"
Orme	is the squirrel approacchable?
Bogrir	but NOBODY hears!
Streak (GM)	It's gone now.
Orme	aw
Sheena	guys don't get sidetracked by squirrel plz
Streak (GM)	The light scared it!
Orme	but rodent frend
Zmey	"Elemental Carol. A festive tune that protects against the elements."
Isabel	Hah, take that squireel
Orme	"!!"
Sheena	"Do you think we could just... sorta go in and grab it then?"
Isabel	"Sounds handy"
Streak (GM)	How strong is this protection? Is it just Endure Elements?
Zmey	"Again, I am not sure if the charm is powerful enough to ward against.. this."
Sheena	we left moe behind
Zmey	good
Isabel	"It's worth a shot"
Sheena	endure elements is a resistance of weather kinda thing right rather than elemental damage
Isabel	"Not Bronn though, he's already been shocked"
Zmey	elemental resistance 5
Sheena	oh nice that'd be 5 less damage and if it's d3... right?
Isabel	The lighting can't hurt us then
Zmey	i already have lightning resistance 1 from a class feature
Isabel	or maybe it heals us? (no, but that'd be funny)
Bogrir	can't you just fly and get it?
Zmey	so if this is a 1d6 i am safe
Streak (GM)	I should note, you need a Strength check to pass the falls.
Sheena	"Zmey, will your song work on you, too?"
Bronn	YES STRENGTH
Isabel	"Zmey, can you use the charm and get the orb at the same time?"
Bogrir	is there a particular reason you're trying to get hurt drufle? :P
Sheena	"It's pretty high up. I think only you and the dragoon can make it."
Orme	"yes, I would advise against this" Isabel sends lights into the falls to hopefully give Zmey a better look
Bronn	no, bronn is just a bit foolhardy and reckless
Orme	"you wouldn't be able to keep singing with the falls crashing down around you"
Zmey	"Yes this might need to be a team effort again."
Streak (GM)	Zmey splashing around for a bit, but eventually feels a shock.
Bronn	"The dragoon, huh? I have a name, miss."
Zmey	Im flying
Streak (GM)	Oh
Sheena	streak: shes airburn
Bogrir	airBURN
Orme	tiny wings
Isabel	"If it gets bad, get out and let me heal you"
Streak (GM)	Btw, the fall lights up more than the water
Isabel	"I'm not having you die to water"
Sheena	"Alright, Mr. knighty-pants."
Zmey	"It's pretty high up."
Sheena	"Sir jumpsalot."
Bronn	"I can totally make that jump."
Zmey	"How do we approach this?"
Streak (GM)	You assume that is stronger than the water's current.
Orme	Orme : Perception Check 3 I am bad at these blame the shortsightedness
Bogrir	With a failed perception check. Does that mean orme does something stupid? Bronn begins looking around the cliff face.
Streak (GM)	wait why do we think its high up
Zmey	"Does anyone have a grappling hook?"
Sheena	"The falls are actually a little more electrified than the rest of the river, guys." Isabel moves close to be in range of healing
Sheena	streak: it looked high up on the cllifface
Streak (GM)	its just in a cave behind hte falls
Zmey	oh
Orme	ohh
Isabel	"I really wish I spent more on supplies"
Zmey	why didnt you say so
Streak (GM)	shits strong though
Bogrir	what is somewhere were to whack the cave wall with a hammer if*
Isabel	cavein?
Sheena	"Maybe we could... block the flow of the water somehow?"
Orme	and bring the whols cliff face down? no thank you!
Sheena	"I'm a little worried about you guys just charging in there."
Zmey	"Bronn, I'm going to play it now. Are you ready?"
Streak (GM)	It's a giant waterfall, good luck with that.
Isabel	"the flow comes from high up. I don't know if we can stop it"
Bogrir	I'm a dwarf, have none of you played dwarf fortress?
Isabel	"Bronn, don't you die in there"
Bronn	"Don't worry about me, I'll shrug it off."
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Sheena	"Just like, a little bit. So they could reach in."
Bogrir	they can do anything
Orme	Isabel you have an earth rod don't you
Zmey	Zmey : Summon Instrument School Summoning; Level Bard 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range N/A Effects/Target One summoned handheld musical instrument Duration Concentration + Cha + 1 Saving Throw N/A DC 13 Spell Resistance No Performance Check : 24 (DC 10) This song summons one handheld musical instrument of your choice. This instrument appears in your hands or at your feet (your choice). Only one instrument appears per performing, and it will play only for you. You can't summon an instrument too large to be held in two hands. The summoned instrument disappears at the end of this song. oops
Isabel	Well
Bogrir	no backsies
Zmey	(what instrument do you want to appear)
Bogrir	you summon the damn lute
Sheena	lol
Isabel	Ukelele
Zmey	"Seems like a lute day today."
Isabel	aw
Bogrir	it said 'bard'... :P
Zmey	"One, two, one two three" Zmey : Elemental Carol School Enhancing/Elemental (Any); Level Bard 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 30 ft. Effects/Target Allies within 30 ft. Duration Concentration + Cha + 1 Saving Throw Will negates (harmless) DC 14 Spell Resistance Yes (Harmless) Performance Check : 24 (DC 12) Each round this song is in effect, allies within 30 feet of the bard gain a +2 morale bonus to Saving Throws against the elemental (of the chosen type) spells and effects as well as an Elemental (of the chosen type) Resistance of 5.
Sheena	"Ooh, tingly!"
Isabel	"Woah, this is pretty strong"
Zmey	Musical notes radiate from the vibrating strings
Streak (GM)	Would Bronn like to try cross into the cave?
Sheena	"Move a little closer, Zmey?" Bronn leaps into the water and begins swimming through the waterfall.
Isabel	Ready on heals
Zmey	They flash a dazzling cyan color
Streak (GM)	Roll a Strength check
Zmey	"This should protect from the lightning a little bit."
Bronn	rolling d20+4( 5 )+4 = 9 hublublub
Isabel	no
Sheena	yikes
Streak (GM)	rolling 2d6( 4 + 1 ) = 5
Bogrir	...
Streak (GM)	You are pushed back.
Sheena	it's 5 damage resistance he's fine
Streak (GM)	You take no damage though.
Sheena	whose floating die is that "You can do it!"
Zmey	"Try again?"
Sheena	"I believe in you!!"
Bronn	"HRBRBLRBLRBL LIGHTNING RBHRBLRHRLHR OHWHY" Isabel watches Bronn flounder
Bogrir	tiny potato believes you can do the thing
Orme	"get in there!"
Sheena	tINY POTATO Isabel does a facepalm
Bronn	rolling d20+4( 17 )+4 = 21
Streak (GM)	rolling 2d6( 3 + 6 ) = 9
Isabel	Uh oh
Streak (GM)	BZT!
Isabel	does he make it?
Bogrir	was actually NOT referring to your character :P
Bronn	"HRZHRZHRUAHAUAHA"
Bogrir	it's in botania
Streak (GM)	The shock interrupts your action.
Sheena	i know im just happy about tiny potato
Bogrir	oh good
Streak (GM)	You are pushed back.
Bogrir	tiny brotato
Isabel	4 damage, then?
Zmey	"I can keep this up all day, but..."
Streak (GM)	And you take 4 damage.
Sheena	"Maybe we should try a different way."
Bronn	"Alright to hell with this, this is really bad."
Sheena	"Bronn is starting to look a bit crispy."
Picture	"And... soggy."
Bronn	on the plus side
Bogrir	maybe i could try i'm strong
Moe	"Why don't we try another path?"
Bronn	i can use limit breaks now
Bogrir	like really strong
Isabel	"Can wind interrupt this long enough for Bronn to get through?"
Zmey	streak you should change the music
Sheena	"Good idea, Moe."
Zmey	when zmey starts a playin, lol
Sheena	"We can always come back, right?"
Orme	"the water gem can't be the source of the electricity. We need to solve that problem first!"
Bogrir	or not
Streak (GM)	i don't have neough music for that
Bogrir	i guess i'll wait til I have to whack something
Isabel	"Alright, lets back off then"
Zmey	tfw u waste a spell
Sheena	(isabel) "I can't keep up a sustained burst of wind or anything like that."
Bogrir	who wants a WHACK? eh? eh?
Orme	we're both in the same boat, Bog
Sheena	"Mostly just single blasts."
Zmey	i can keep playing this as long as i concentrate though
Isabel	"Yo, Bronn!? You need a heal?" Sheena sort of waves her arms around a bit, shrugs, and gets going
Bronn	"No, no, I'm totally fine."
Streak (GM)	Bronn has -4 MP i guess??
Bronn	"Justzzzbzbzbzzbz a little energized, I guess." yeah uh
Zmey	"Maybe we can.. hook it.":
Bronn	i put that in the wrong thing Isabel give Bronn a worried look, and moves on
Streak (GM)	where's the damn wind orb
Bogrir	just force a heal on him
Sheena	[bronn's clothes are smoking and he's got a horrible headache]
Bogrir	he's too reckless
Isabel	"Stay near me, Bronn"
Sheena	how did we lose the wind orb
Bronn	it sailed off to the right i think Zmey sighs
Isabel	Right, check right
Bogrir	i dropped it god knows where by accident
Streak (GM)	how the fuck lol
Isabel	you did this
Sheena	YoU DiD tHiS Orb Pil e
Bogrir	the interface glitched and force dragged right man i swear
Sheena	lmao
Isabel	this is why you don't give people power
Streak (GM)	Right, there's West and East now.
Isabel	West
Sheena	"How about we try this path?"
Streak (GM)	Remeber the spire, too.
Isabel	I think i saw something that way
Sheena	"The one with the spire?"
Bronn	"Letzzzzzzz go west, I think."
Isabel	Or the spire tto the wpire
Zmey	wheres the spire again
Bogrir	spire
Zmey	which direction was that
Sheena	are you a robot or something bronn
Bogrir	whackky whacky
Sheena	why are you still buzzing
Bronn	he is quite shocking
Zmey	his greatest secret
Isabel	He;s electrified or something
Bogrir	he had... an ENERGY DRINK hahahaha... ha..
Zmey	he is an android built by the wyrmsbane
Orme	augh
Zmey	to be the ultimate killing machine
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Sheena	"Oh for gods' sake."
Bronn	"Oh, for fuck's sake. More water?"
Bogrir	such a dry fucking crows
Isabel	"Water..." said with great distain
Sheena	"Jinx, almost."
Bogrir	those are awesome puns crowd*
Sheena	bogrir: i can see bronn as an energy drink mascot "drink ultriviolet bull and jump like me"
Isabel	"Moe, can you check ahead a little?"
Streak (GM)	Please roll perception
Bronn	Bronn : Perception Check 3
Zmey	"Maybe they should consider renaming this place Glyphmarsh?"
Bronn	nope
Isabel	Isabel : Perception Check 6
Bogrir	Bogrir : Perception Check 6
Zmey	Zmey : Perception Check 12
Sheena	Sheena : Perception Check 5
Bogrir	ugh
Orme	"Bronn or Zmey can go ahead to check out around the bend, at least"
Isabel	ouch
Sheena	"WHO MADE THESE PATHS"
Isabel	my luck ran out
Bogrir	how can bogrir be a craftsman and be as perceptive as a fucking log
Bronn	time to jump i guess Sheena is too frustrated to notice things
Streak (GM)	Orme, you as well
Orme	Orme : Perception Check 15
Isabel	Detect Magic Sheena is experiencing seasonal allergies
Isabel	Never trust that things are the same
Streak (GM)	OKay, proceed
Sheena	bogrir: he's always staring at his work rather than ~the big wide world~ Zmey sits down on the grass
Isabel	"Zmey! Can you look ahead?"
Streak (GM)	Is Bronn going to cross?
Bronn	yes
Zmey	"I can!"
Sheena	streak: we're still detecting magic
Zmey	no peeking Isabel sends some Dancing Lights forward with Zmey Bronn gets a bit of a running start.
Bronn	Bronn : Athletics Check 20
Sheena	i'm gonna guess this is still all big thunder river?
Bronn	hUF
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Bogrir	for kicks what check do i nee d nah jk
Sheena	and by for kicks you mean he gets kicked
Bogrir	i miss being chaotic
Sheena	in the head lmaoo
Bronn	well nuts so close
Sheena	dude
Isabel	Heals now!
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Sheena	you are the worst at jumps
Bronn	Bronn : Athletics Check 24
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d3( 3 ) = 3
Bogrir	he did so well when farm animals were incolved
Isabel	Isabel : Cure School Healing; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 25 Effects/Target One living creature Duration Instant Saving Throw Will negates DC 15 Spell Resistance Yes (Harmless) Heals 11 points of damage.
Streak (GM)	ow
Isabel	I target Bronn
Zmey	"Maybe you should consider a change of career, bane man."
Sheena	good cure
Streak (GM)	heals
Sheena	brb getting a food
Isabel	Before he jumps out
Streak (GM)	as bronn crosses the river
Bronn	"Ok, that was. Unfortunate."
Zmey	"Let's go." Bronn glares at Zmey and shakes off his clothes.
Streak (GM)	Ptwang!
Bronn	ptwang?
Streak (GM)	nono
Isabel	what?
Orme	uh oh
Streak (GM)	An arrow flies through the air
Isabel	"Ack!"
Zmey	fwhat
Isabel	"Where!?"
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+3( 3 )+3 = 6
Bronn	bronn catches the arrow with his mighty reflexes
Zmey	tfw no perception
Bronn	ha, try again!
Streak (GM)	It sails right past Zmey's head, though
Zmey	???
Bronn	"... what?"
Zmey	"My hair..." Isabel Isabel sends Dancing Lights to help with visibility
Orme	oh shit
Isabel	"We're Under Attack!"
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Music
Streak (GM)	Kobolds jump out!
Orme	so, how flatfooted are we all
Bronn	"An ambush, huh? I like these odds!"
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Streak (GM)	Suprise round!
Zmey	if only zmey were actually effective she would go berserk on these Sheena pulls an apple out of her bag
Sheena	:D
Zmey	noice music
Streak (GM)	right one sec
Isabel	Flatfooted doesn't do much for me. My AC is low anyways Sheena notices kobolds
Sheena	D:
Bronn	Bronn : Initiative Check 21.02 yus
Zmey	Zmey : Initiative Check 16.04
Sheena	Sheena : Initiative Check 17.02
Zmey	ho ho ha ha
Bronn	remember to target your pog
Sheena	"no valid token"
Orme	Orme : Initiative Check 6
Sheena	ffs
Bronn	before rolling initiatve
Sheena	streak can you like edit me in there
Isabel	where is my initiative?
Orme	Meruga : Initiative Check 15.02
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20( 19 ) = 19 rolling 1d20 ( 12 ) = 12 rolling 1d20 ( 18 ) = 18 rolling 1d20 ( 6 ) = 6 rolling 1d20 ( 10 ) = 10
Isabel	I don't have initiative where is it?
Orme	under core
Isabel	Isabel : Initiative Check 7.01 Found it I didn't get added
Sheena	streak: you need to edit in isabel and i you have to select your pog first or it doesn't work also edit in meru orme ended up with her score this system is not perfect
Streak (GM)	what did they roll pls
Sheena	17
Isabel	Its pretty wonky
Sheena	meru had a 15 orme had a 6
Zmey	brb
Sheena	isabel 7
Isabel	I didn't even try to be close to a Kobald Yet I ended up near one anyways Oh, its the one I move before Hah!
Streak (GM)	god that took an age
Sheena	we're surprised they all get to go first
Isabel	LezGO!!
Bogrir	Bogrir : Initiative Check 2
Zmey	back
Streak (GM)	anyway, the grunts attack in the surprise round!
Zmey	everyone is still rolling initiative why is bronn at the bottom
Bronn	i get skipped
Bogrir	i ha an accident involving chilli sauce
Sheena	surprise round
Bronn	its a surprise round
Bogrir	sry
Zmey	oh yeah
Isabel	Chilli sauce, the fall of many empires
Orme	it's fine
Zmey	these kobolds capital u ugly
Streak (GM)	oh my god im so lag
Sheena	im not so lag
Zmey	and we're the lag lag
Bronn	and we're the lag grumps
Orme	lag lumps
Sheena	you fucking nerds
Zmey	refresh
Isabel	NEEERD grumps
Sheena	wel
Streak (GM)	Okay lets go
Isabel	We are the best at battling
Zmey	i hate
Bronn	your fault for being in the front
Sheena	flatfooteddd
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Zmey	"Don't you DARE."
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+1( 4 )+1 = 5
Isabel	Oh he dares
Bronn	he does not dare
Isabel	just not very well
Streak (GM)	The grunt misses! They're using spears, btw.
Zmey	No, the grunt is terrified of my presence. Clearly.
Isabel	Dragoons?
Bronn	spears, eh?1?!?! they gon die
Sheena	ol o kobold dragoons
Streak (GM)	Kobold archer alreayd attack though
Isabel	Oh they are all dying they will all burn
Sheena	D:
Isabel	in the light
Sheena	:D Zmey stares down the Kobold while thinking of a course of action
Isabel	we're good, right
Streak (GM)	This grunt next
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Streak (GM)	He slings a bullet at Bronn!
Sheena	"Oh god they've surrounded us!"
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+3( 8 )+3 = 11
Bronn	nope my flat-footed is 12
Sheena	"...Say, how did you guys cross the river? :3"
Zmey	"A damned pincer attack..."
Isabel	"I doubt they'd be willing to tell us"
Streak (GM)	This one next!
Sheena	rock bounces off bronn's armor
Isabel	"Probably climbed through the tress"
Bronn	"Hoh ho, feisty ones, aren't you?"
Sheena	bronn unimpressed
Orme	"I'd ask, but Kobolds are slightly smarter than animals. slightly?"
Streak (GM)	He jumps out at Orme, spear raised!
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Orme	*. "!!"
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+1( 16 )+1 = 17
Isabel	"Orme!"
Orme	ack!
Sheena	"They're not THAT dumb. They're just jerks."
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d6-1( 2 )-1 = 1
Isabel	pfffft
Streak (GM)	Poke
Orme	"was that supposed to hurt?"
Bogrir	MINUS one?
Isabel	Good thing I healed Bronn
Streak (GM)	and last and also least
Isabel	Bogrir is next how?
Bronn	yeah little guys have penalties to damage sometimes
Bogrir	bronn got skipped
Orme	Size Modifier Penalty
Bronn	everyone got skipped, its a surprise round guys
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Streak (GM)	This guy jumps out from behind a rock
Sheena	less than 10 strength
Bogrir	well i dunno man i rolled 2
Isabel	Bogrir has a 2
Bogrir	put me where i need to be
Isabel	he's not a Kobald
Bronn	hes going to be skipped too
Orme	oh so
Streak (GM)	He shouts something Kob...aldian?
Orme	we all roll init
Streak (GM)	is that a thing
Orme	but the kobols attack first
Sheena	streak has just been skipping people as they come up in the turn order
Bogrir	Kobassholian
Orme	regardless of init?
Sheena	Kobold is a language they all speak one language, apparently.
Bronn	yeah i think its just kobold
Isabel	Seriously?
Bronn	yes thats how surprise rounds work
Streak (GM)	Anyway, something glows above him, and forms into a blue hammer.
Isabel	Welp Craaap
Streak (GM)	Then he points at...
Isabel	Buffs!
Zmey	goodbye mp Sheena stares at it, mesmerised
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d3( 1 ) = 1 Bogrir!
Isabel	Can Sheena learn this?
Zmey	oh good
Sheena	oh hell yes i can
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+4( 17 )+4 = 21
Bronn	technically we could roll initiative after they start but whatever
Streak (GM)	It bonks him on the head
Orme	that would be simpler
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d4( 3 ) = 3 Bogrir loses 3 MP!
Isabel	Lol
Streak (GM)	Oh no!!!!
Isabel	what?
Streak (GM)	Sheena, you can learn that, btw.
Isabel	"Bogrir, you alright?"
Sheena	are they humanoids
Bogrir	"I seem to be even LESS magical now."
Streak (GM)	yes
Sheena	Sheena : Society Check 25
Isabel	"...what?"
Orme	"Shouldn't be a problem for you, sir!" Sheena slowly grins Isabel gives a very confused expresion
Bogrir	can I liht my pipe as free action
Sheena	"Nice."
Bogrir	light* i need him to be COOL
Zmey	can we fight
Streak (GM)	You learn Magic Hammer, a spell that drains MP.
Sheena	kickasso
Isabel	Sheena learned a thing
Sheena	ill add it to my sheet
Orme	drains?
Isabel	"Sheena, why are you smiling?"
Orme	so it adds to her total?
Streak (GM)	Well you don't get the MP
Sheena	no it just depletes
Orme	aww
Streak (GM)	bad wording
Isabel	Damagers MP then
Sheena	1d4 is pretty deadly to a caster at this level tho okay go bronn!
Bogrir	skippety skip
Sheena	go go go do the thing
Bronn	Bronn : Athletics Check 23
Streak (GM)	Surprise round over.
Bronn	HURF
Bogrir	'Hit hard, lad!"
Isabel	"Give them hell Bronn!"
Zmey	"They can handle the two over there."
Streak (GM)	(did you guys even have your weapons ou-oh nevermind."
Bronn	rolling d20+9( 19 )+9 = 28 did i hit
Streak (GM)	yes you hit
Isabel	I'd guess yes
Bogrir	does a dwarf not always have his hammer out
Isabel	Bronn hits his first monster
Streak (GM)	wait
Bogrir	he's a dwarf
Zmey	"OR, Moe and I can fly over. That is also an option."
Streak (GM)	who are oy attacking
Bronn	im going for the grunt next to zmey by the way
Streak (GM)	okay
Orme	aw
Sheena	well that's the surprise round we take that time to draw weapons
Bronn	rolling d10+2d6+6( 5 )+( 2 + 3 )+6 = 16
Isabel	Ah, ok Yesss
Streak (GM)	no you don't,you're too shocked
Zmey	move action unless you have +1 BAB
Bogrir	do we really HAVE ot actualy draw the fucking weapons that's such a turn off
Isabel	Look, I don't think I ever put my rod away
Streak (GM)	hehe not really most people ignore it
Orme	and we certainly have at least 1 BAB
Zmey	yep
Bronn	how stabbed is this grunt
Streak (GM)	oh god
Isabel	Ignore it we shall, for we are TEAM 3DPE!!!
Zmey	yeah we should focus
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Streak (GM)	you're a monster you know that
Zmey	0pls
Sheena	he fucking explodes
Bogrir	16 was the result of the roll
Bronn	:p
Streak (GM)	he ded
Bronn	bronn only does one thing well
Orme	the blade is too wide for the monster
Bronn	and that is damage
Bogrir	yeah jesus the tree never stood a chance
Sheena	xD
Bronn	well cooking too
Isabel	"Yeahaha! Great hit, Bronn!" Bronn flexes.
Streak (GM)	and since that guy is dead, its the archer's turn
Sheena	(psst gang we are all supposed to be fighting simultaneously)
Zmey	"Kill THAT ONE NEXT."
Isabel	Archer is scared out of his mind
Sheena	(we would not really be watching him hit that guy on the other side of the river)
Isabel	I would Bronn turns to the grunt next to him and points.
Bronn	"You're next."
Bogrir	well bogrir's lookin' at the grunt beneath sheena
Sheena	the kobold pisses itself
Bronn	actually yeah can i make an intimidate check
Isabel	run away, little kobald
Orme	cowardly beasts
Bronn	to see how scared the grunt is
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+3( 8 )+3 = 11
Isabel	know how dead you truely are that is not hitting Bronn
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Streak (GM)	The archer fires an arrow at bronn, but it misses. god he's terrible Bronn smirks.
Isabel	Worst archer ever
Streak (GM)	Sheena!
Isabel	Where did you even find him?
Sheena	"Ehehehehe."
Orme	they're basically chimps
Streak (GM)	The kobold near you has just crippled Bogrir's MP
Orme	give a chimp a bow, see what happens
Bronn	Bronn : Influence Check 9
Streak (GM)	what are you gonna do about it
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Bronn	the grunt is not very scared
Bogrir	"Avenge my non-existent magic, Lassy!" err noncapital L baeh
Isabel	I'm pretty sure you get a bonus to that, Bronn For murdering his friend You monster
Sheena	let me just figure this macro out xP
Bronn	yeah but it has no mechanical influence so dont worry
Zmey	also are they small or medium
Sheena	ok fuck it ill do it manually
Zmey	if theyre small theres a +4
Sheena	im casting magic hammer on that asshole who just showed me how to do it ultimate irony
Streak (GM)	they are small Bronn pulls off his glove and slaps the grunt with it.
Isabel	pfffft yes
Streak (GM)	are you really
Bronn	yes
Sheena	lol
Orme	you know with your metal gauntlets that would actually hurt
Bronn	bronn is very cocky theyre leather!
Zmey	can we do this on our turns
Isabel	Swift action, severely damages self respect
Streak (GM)	Right so magic hammer is a touch attack
Bronn	yeah sorry
Sheena	Sheena : Ranged Attack Check 5
Orme	im sorry I just assume you're wearing Cecil Harvey's armor all the time
Sheena	son of a fucknugget
Isabel	ummm
Zmey	fuck! nuggets
Bogrir	fuck'n'uget
Isabel	"Sheena, what was that spell!?"
Streak (GM)	The magic hammer whirls off into hte sunset, except there is no sunset, so ignore what I just said. You still have a move action.
Sheena	"OOkay so maybe I don't quite have the hang of that yet."
Orme	into the trees, brains a badger Sheena backs away from the river.
Isabel	"Practice for later, Sheena"
Streak (GM)	The kobold is pretty amazed though.
Sheena	that is ol
Isabel	Blue mages, man
Sheena	zmey turn
Streak (GM)	thats all
Isabel	never know when they'll show up
Streak (GM)	Proceed Zmey
Sheena	i was pumped, i got a new spell, wanted to try it out!!
Isabel	how did Orme fall to 6?
Sheena	do kobolds even have MP? who knows??
Streak (GM)	btw that guy doesn't even have mp
Sheena	his roll was 6
Zmey	"I know you can all be reasoned with if we dilly dally... BUT YOU SHOT MY HAIR."
Sheena	meru was 15
Isabel	I thought he had 15 or 17? Zmey is too angry to start playing music
Sheena	their rolls got mixed up
Zmey	is that a five foot step
Isabel	eh
Sheena	o shit the hair
Orme	get aht de whip
Isabel	they dead
Streak (GM)	that guy is dead
Zmey	streak do i get a bonus if i attack from this rock high ground??
Bogrir	this guy's a pro
Bronn	elevation gives uh
Streak (GM)	really
Sheena	i think it'd take too much of your turn to climb up on the roc k
Orme	she can FLYYYY
Sheena	that'd be like a full turn action rather than a 5 foot step
Bogrir	wings?
Isabel	Athletics to jump up?
Sheena	o tru
Isabel	also that, wings
Bronn	i believe its a +1 to hit per 10 feet above or something like that
Sheena	5 foot flight
Streak (GM)	its not a large rock, about 3 ft off the ground
Orme	5-foot flap
Isabel	oh, well that doesn't help
Sheena	how the hell are you stabbing someone from 10 feet above them
Zmey	do i even get a benefit then
Bogrir	enough to LOOK intimidating lol
Bronn	arrows
Sheena	zmey: no
Bronn	no you have no benefit from 3 feet up
Sheena	nothing whatever
Isabel	Bronn can stab from that distance
Zmey	ok i just wanted a clear shot
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Orme	strike a pose!
Zmey	In a rage, Zmey attempts to shoot back at the archer Zmey : Branch Bow Attack 13 Damage 4 Type Piercing Ow! Splinter... boo
Isabel	Um
Orme	too angry to line up a shot
Sheena	(ff bow sound effects)
Zmey	what
Streak (GM)	Just missed! He looks pretty shocked though.
Isabel	fwip
Streak (GM)	Is that all
Sheena	(ff whiff sound effects)
Isabel	shots fired
Streak (GM)	you can still do a swift effect
Bogrir	so tempted
Streak (GM)	action*
Zmey	"Next time I will take your eye!"
Sheena	swift action: flip bird
Bogrir	i won't though
Isabel	Intimidate?
Sheena	just pass
Zmey	end
Sheena	we need to move faster this is taking too lonk
Streak (GM)	Orme's tunr
Isabel	this is not even a boss
Sheena	not orme's turn meru's turn orme got shuffled way up for some reason does he take meru's initiative or what
Streak (GM)	don't they get the same initiative
Isabel	I think he's where he's supposed to be
Zmey	they do
Streak (GM)	that happened last time
Sheena	oh sick
Orme	did it? cool
Sheena	so he just gets two initiative rolls and keeps the higher one basically?
Orme	is loading a sling a move action?
Streak (GM)	you can have meruga go first if you want it is
Orme	meru wil go first then "Meru, it seems you finally have your chance. Attack!"
Meruga	GRRRWL
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Sheena	woof woof good dog
Isabel	Oh snap
Streak (GM)	She mad! Someone stabbed the food giving guy
Isabel	Someone just let the dogs out
Meruga	Meruga : Bite Attack 4 Damage 7 Type Bludgeoning/Piercing/Slashing If hit successful, can choose to attempt Trip in addition to any damage. Does not provoke AOO. User is not tripped on fail.
Isabel	and didn't bring and dogcatchers
Meruga	wah
Zmey	wah
Isabel	That is a miss
Sheena	that sure doesn't fit the chat window
Isabel	a 4 for attack roll 7 for damage, though
Streak (GM)	yeah whats with that miss!
Orme	what's wrong oh the miss
Sheena	i think it's because it's got the 3 damage types
Streak (GM)	i assumed you moved btw
Orme	mhm
Streak (GM)	your turn then
Orme	"Oh well, can't have everything"
Isabel	"Nice try girl."
Zmey	just write the letters pls
Isabel	"You'll get him next time"
Orme	"take this!"
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Zmey	we all know what B/P/S is now
Streak (GM)	i had bps last week pretty rough
Orme	Orme : Quarterstaff Attack 20 Damage 8 Type Bludgeoning 5.5 damage instead if used off-hand.
Zmey	same
Orme	oof!
Isabel	Now that has to be a hit
Streak (GM)	It is You smack him good.
Isabel	Does it die?
Orme	nah
Streak (GM)	He lives another day
Bogrir	or turn at least
Isabel	I know who I'm gunning for
Zmey	we didnt even ask why theyre ambushing us maybe this is their house
Sheena	let's keep one alive and interrogate him
Streak (GM)	now uh, while you can have a weapon drawn right away
Isabel	Do they speak common?
Zmey	havin dinner
Streak (GM)	you can't sqitch freely
Isabel	No Squitching, guys
Bogrir	skitch lol
Sheena	squish
Zmey	what
Sheena	making fun of streak's typoes: the video game
Streak (GM)	right this guys turn
Isabel	Nothing, go have dinner
Bronn	FIGHT EM ME
Bogrir	i never manage to see which one you ping gr
Zmey	shift+ping
Bogrir	ty
Orme	the one near bronn
Streak (GM)	right
Zmey	i read that as bronin for a second
Orme	the forty-seven bronin
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+3( 16 )+3 = 19
Zmey	whats better than that
Bronn	oh ok then
Isabel	uh dear
Orme	vingt
Bronn	he fought me
Isabel	He's fighting!
Zmey	he lick me
Bronn	or maybe not
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Streak (GM)	He shot at Bogrir!
Isabel	What?
Bogrir	wat!
Bronn	you know making ranged attacks in melee provokes aoos
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d3-1( 3 )-1 = 2
Zmey	thats an aoo streak you clever
Streak (GM)	yep
Isabel	These guys hate dwarves or something, possibly
Bronn	tut tut
Streak (GM)	they are not very smart
Bronn	rolling d20+5( 12 )+5 = 17
Zmey	these kobolds are positively suicidal
Bronn	rolling d10+6( 3 )+6 = 9
Sheena	he saw the dwarf get hit with the hammer assumed hes easy pickings now they don't even know how their own spells work
Bogrir	how do they LEARN them to begin with?
Bronn	i gave him a good poke
Isabel	A wizard did it
Streak (GM)	You take the chance as the kobold is distracted, and swing at him. He screams in pain!
Sheena	it's just like a reflex they have defense mechanism
Streak (GM)	But lives.
Bronn	nuts
Isabel	More than 9 health then
Bogrir	balls.
Sheena	you see they were originally bred by magical dragons according to legend to serve as a slave race
Bronn	yeah in d&d kobolds are like lizardy
Bogrir	really?
Zmey	are ff kobolds the same
Streak (GM)	Other red guy next
Sheena	so i guess they escaped by clubbing the mp right outta those guys
Orme	yeah they're horrid mutant dragonspawn
Bogrir	cool
Isabel	Bring it, kobald Shoot at the dwarf, again Because you like doing that
Orme	Medeeck
Streak (GM)	The kobold is infuriated! Having just been smacked on the skull, it retaliates. rolling 1d20+1 ( 1 )+1 = 2
Bogrir	oh boy
Streak (GM)	He misses completed, and stumbles over.
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Isabel	Critcal failure
Bronn	do you want me to get the crit generator up
Streak (GM)	Guess that hit left him woozy.
Bronn	or do you ahve one
Streak (GM)	I don't im just gonna make it up
Isabel	Does he become prone?
Streak (GM)	he's...uh...
Bronn	lots of things can happen when you crit fail its all up to the gm
Streak (GM)	staggered.
Sheena	dude got 2 attacks in a round and he still fucks up
Bronn	geez staggered poor thing
Isabel	Yeah, I'm killing him
Streak (GM)	Isabel!
Isabel	Yes
Streak (GM)	gogo
Isabel	I'm in range
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Sheena	oh i thoguht that was the one near bronn going again ok
Isabel	Isabel : Ranged Attack Check 6
Sheena	multiple smackaroos
Streak (GM)	Isabel moves toward the staggering kobold, and fires her rod.
Sheena	have been dealt
Isabel	"Eat...oops"
Streak (GM)	It misses, breezing Orme's beard. It feels nice.
Isabel	"Of all the stupid..."
Orme	"oooh!"
Zmey	its a rock wand
Isabel	That costed me mana too
Sheena	what?
Streak (GM)	and he's a rock man or something
Sheena	the rods don't use mp
Isabel	Rods us mana, I thought
Zmey	ya
Orme	if you want to believe that sure, streak I'll be a rock man
Zmey	lets talk about that later
Sheena	hm
Zmey	but no they dont
Isabel	MP lost, or no MP lost?
Sheena	no mp loss
Isabel	I am ok with this
Sheena	it's not a spell, it's a weapon
Streak (GM)	they don't
Isabel	I'm glad I didn't fire off light
Zmey	next
Orme	they have their own batteries
Streak (GM)	Kobold go to Boggers
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Bogrir	stop persecuting me man
Streak (GM)	attk
Bogrir	jeez
Isabel	"They really hate Bogrir"
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+1( 20 )+1 = 21
Bogrir	can i aggravate it into making a mistake
Orme	oh no!
Isabel	"Sheena! Do kobalds hate dwarves?"
Bogrir	by blowing pipe smoke in its face
Streak (GM)	are we confirming crits or
Zmey	why do you keep calling it a kobald Sheena has no idea
Isabel	we are not confirming crits
Sheena	shrug
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d3-1( 1 )-1 = 0
Isabel	Kobalts?
Bogrir	hahahahahah
Bronn	nice
Sheena	"Maybe he just smells weird or something."
Isabel	PFFFFTTAHAHAA
Bogrir	"That tickled."
Streak (GM)	right, its minimum 1 though
Isabel	Critical 0 damage
Bogrir	"Now... let met repay yer favour."
Streak (GM)	so 2 damage
Isabel	aw
Orme	critical...what?
Bronn	yeah there is a minimum
Streak (GM)	Bogrir's turn!
Orme	finally
Bogrir	so
Sheena	we've almost made it through round 2
Bogrir	uh 5ft hop
Sheena	it is now the second hour of this fight
Isabel	"Hammertime, Bogrir!"
Bogrir	cuz don't wanna be near electroriver
Isabel	"Knock him down!"
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Bogrir	and then ofc power attack becase i'm gonna kil the fucker
Sheena	can you 5ft diagonally?
Bronn	oh man you guys shouldve bull rushed them into hte river yes you can
Sheena	does that work k
Bogrir	HOW DDO I ROLL IN THIS THING fuck
Sheena	character sheet on the second tab
Bogrir	Bogrir : Melee Attack Check 7
Sheena	attacks yea!
Bogrir	seriosuly
Isabel	we can't hit these guys
Sheena	:(
Isabel	Like, one has died so far This should not be a thing
Sheena	i think i might bull rush this guy
Bogrir	yeah I miss like a motherfucker sinnce that's actually 6
Sheena	actually
Orme	this is what happens when you fight with dice
Sheena	if i can get around isabel
Streak (GM)	Bronn! go for eet
Bronn	finally
Streak (GM)	You've just stabbed the red guy next to you in the gut
Bronn	"Hey Zmey, think you can take the archer?"
Streak (GM)	how is your life going
Bronn	my life is pretty great right now
Zmey	"I will try to ruin its day as much as possible."
Bronn	having been one of the few people to get a hit
Sheena	testing something, ignore this
Bogrir	ouch
Sheena	Sheena : Magic Hammer School N/A; Level Blue Mage 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components 0 Range 30 ft Effects/Target Ray Duration Instant Saving Throw 0 DC 13 Spell Resistance Yes
Ranged touch attack (Roll: 18): target takes 1d4 MP loss. Owie!
Bronn	"Excellent, sounds like a plan."
Sheena	ok that works carry on
Bronn	Bronn : Melee Attack Check 25 FFFFFFFF
Sheena	the crits the crits are real
Bronn	oh he is so dead
Isabel	Crits everywhere
Bogrir	:/
Zmey	(/talktomyself is a good feature)
Streak (GM)	dude it has 1 hp left
Bronn	rolling d10+8( 5 )+8 = 13
Orme	these dice are weighted
Bronn	it takes 39 damage
Streak (GM)	you chop its fucking head off
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Isabel	Much overkill
Streak (GM)	whos the real monster Bronn flexes again.
Sheena	(thx) Bronn kisses his biceps.
Isabel	Crop its head off and then chop it in half
Zmey	"Ew."
Isabel	so much crit
Orme	"you are a very angry individual"
Isabel	"Bronn got another one!"
Bronn	"That's how you kill a beast, see?"
Bogrir	fuck
Streak (GM)	is that all or will you move
Bronn	I'm gonna move thisaway.
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Bogrir	sorry
Bronn	but yes
Sheena	xD Isabel applauds
Sheena	i saw that i was like 'where the fuck did he go"
Bronn	greetings friend archer's turn
Isabel	Archer is running out of room
Bronn	also he better not move cuz hes in my threatened zone
Bogrir	next character i'm making
Sheena	streak: keep the pogs in place
Bogrir	i'm gonna make sure can actually fight
Sheena	of the dead guys
Bogrir	i hit like once this entire game
Sheena	we're looting the bodies
Orme	it's not your fault
Streak (GM)	No he isn't
Orme	it's the rng's
Streak (GM)	is he
Bronn	10 foot reach
Streak (GM)	thats 15ft
Bronn	oh is that 15 nuts nevermind right sorry go archer
Isabel	Streak, we need those corpses
Sheena	:U
Isabel	We can't pillage what isn't there
Streak (GM)	right
Bogrir	how is one diagonal 5ft
Sheena	or we could assume
Bogrir	and 2 is 15
Sheena	they are just all accessible and we loot htem all
Bogrir	serioualy?
Sheena	that's also fine
Isabel	Logic is not strong with us
Sheena	bog: rounding, man weird shit
Zmey	thats just how the squares are measured
Bronn	diagonals go 5-10-5-10-...
Streak (GM)	The archer is only even more mad from his fallen comrades.
Zmey	ANYWAY
Streak (GM)	He's so mad.
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Bronn	to make up for the fact that its not actually integers Bronn glares at the archer.
Sheena	streak goooo
Isabel	That archer isn't leaving here alive
Bronn	oh no you dont
Isabel	unless we keep him alive
Bronn	get back here boy
Bogrir	can we actually do that
Bronn	yeah you can do nonlethal damage
Orme	with lucky rols, yeah
Bronn	at a penalty
Sheena	punching
Bogrir	cool
Bronn	its a -4 to hit though so be careful
Zmey	"What are you trying to do..."
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+3( 7 )+3 = 10
Isabel	Pffft no
Streak (GM)	He misses Bronn with his attack. Bronn catches the arrow in his hand and snaps it in half.
Sheena	2cool
Bronn	I THINK NOT, GOOD SIR
Isabel	"You. Are. The. worst. Archer. EVER!!"
Streak (GM)	Bronn eats the arrow right in front of him.
Orme	Needs Salt
Streak (GM)	Cold fucker
Zmey	nerds
Isabel	Bronn regains 2 saturation
Bronn	this is probably the best a combat has ever gone for me in the history of tabletops
Streak (GM)	Sneeners turners.
Sheena	"Izze, taunt the ones WE'RE fighting!!"
Bronn	just saying
Sheena	what are the bullrush rules
Bronn	sheena go
Sheena	in this edition
Bronn	its a CMB
Streak (GM)	aren't you a mage
Isabel	"Fiiiine"
Bronn	you can roll CMB as a mage
Sheena	14 strength mage fckr
Bronn	you probably dont have the best modifier
Sheena	meet me in the pit
Bronn	oh
Sheena	can i move around sheena
Bronn	maybe you do then
Sheena	between her and hte rock er move sheena around isabel
Streak (GM)	+2 isn't it
Sheena	yes
Zmey	what s happening
Isabel	turns to the red kobalt "Hey, weasel nose! Are you even trying to hit us!?"
Sheena	like move
Bronn	make a bull rush as part of a charge
Bogrir	bold
Sheena	and then bull rush over the 10 ft gap between us here and hit him into the river
Streak (GM)	i have no idea how bull rush works so help me out here
Isabel	Shove the little guy
Bronn	you need to beat his CMD by 5
Zmey	http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/combat#TOC-Bull-Rush
Bronn	to push him into the river
Isabel	He's smaller than Sheena
Bronn	also he gets an aoo against you since you dont have improved bull rush but bogrir will get an aoo against him when he moves so everyone wins
Isabel	Bogrir can help with the push, right?
Bronn	no
Isabel	oh
Sheena	oh that's not working he's too far i can't move him enough forget it
Bronn	yeah you can you can move him more than 5 feet
Sheena	i'd have to beat his cmd by 5
Zmey	read the thing
Bronn	whats your cmb
Sheena	doubtful +2
Zmey	there are some wrong assumptions here
Sheena	:/
Bronn	oh maybe not then
Sheena	and ill get stabbed im just gonna like
Bronn	yeah just do magic
Sheena	hit him with my mace
Zmey	lol
Isabel	Goblin punch or that vortex thing
Sheena	donk
Isabel	mace works
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Sheena	Sheena : Goblin Puncher (Heavy Mace) Attack 7 Damage 7 Melee Notes : whack whack in the nutsack Type Bludgeoning bugger
Zmey	what if they shot moe
Sheena	i have rolled
Isabel	head-desk
Sheena	SO many 5s today
Zmey	will we become the Crystal Avengers
Streak (GM)	You completely miss his nutsack.
Sheena	nuts!!
Streak (GM)	Honestly, you're not even sure where it is.
Sheena	or lack thereof!!
Isabel	Yeah, have fun over there
Streak (GM)	You're just assuming. Smey
Zmey	smee
Isabel	Smey? Smeegol
Streak (GM)	shmo
Bronn	kill the archer lets finish up this side of the river
Isabel	The archer must die for the world to live Zmey makes a strange look
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Zmey	Zmey : Hideous Laughter School Enfeebling; Level Bard 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 30 ft. Effects/Target One creature Duration Concentration + Cha + 1 Saving Throw Will negates DC 14 Spell Resistance Yes Performance Check : 17 (DC 12) This spell afflicts the subject with uncontrollable laughter. It collapses into gales of manic laughter, falling prone. The subject can take no actions while laughing, but is not considered helpless. After the song ends, it can act normally. On the creature's next turn, it may attempt a new saving throw to end the effect. This is a full round action that does not provoke attacks of opportunity. If this save is successful, the effect ends. If not, the creature continues laughing for the entire duration. A creature with an Intelligence score of 2 or lower is not affected. A creature whose type is different from the bard's receives a +4 bonus on its saving throw, because humor doesn't "translate" well. oh no jeez
Sheena	D:
Zmey	ok the dc works
Isabel	that is just silly
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20 -1( 14 )-1 = 13 failure
Isabel	so close
Zmey	"Laugh for me."
Streak (GM)	The kobold starts laughing horribly.
Sheena	oh god
Streak (GM)	It's like a hissing laugh Bronn raises an eyebrow at Zmey.
Zmey	"Choke on it!"
Bronn	"I told you to kill it, not tell it a joke."
Sheena	use one of the little status icons Isabel give a disturbed look to the Kobalt
Streak (GM)	He's laughing like a racist who just told a racist joke. it's hidious
Sheena	bottom row, second from left the one im using yes exactly
Streak (GM)	way ahead of you
Zmey	"Heh heh! I guess you have to finish it off!"
Sheena	perf
Streak (GM)	is that all zmey
Zmey	end turn
Streak (GM)	Orme!!
Sheena	have ur dog eat the little lizard man
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Orme	Meruga : Bite Attack 12 Damage 5 Type Bludgeoning/Piercing/Slashing If hit successful, can choose to attempt Trip in addition to any damage. Does not provoke AOO. User is not tripped on fail.
Isabel	it is Orme and Meruga's time for vengence 12?
Sheena	:[
Orme	I am sad
Sheena	oh wait flanking youre flanking him
Isabel	Flank!
Orme	are we?
Isabel	You can move to flank Pretty sure
Sheena	no you're already flanking
Bronn	yeah you arent flanking move down one
Isabel	Move that dog
Sheena	no?
Bronn	either of you
Orme	need to draw a line
Sheena	5 ft step meru that's right or yourself i guess
Streak (GM)	+1 isn't enough
Sheena	doesn't matter much aw
Orme	me then
Isabel	14 AC?
Sheena	well flank anyway
Orme	Orme : Quarterstaff Attack 9 Damage 8 Type Bludgeoning 4.5 damage instead if used off-hand.
Sheena	everything first level has 14 Ac
Orme	sigh
Isabel	I'm pretty sure I don't have 14
Sheena	jeez louise this one is resilient
Streak (GM)	Both you and your dog fail to hit hte staggering kobold
Sheena	that's because you're a caster
Streak (GM)	he's just too good at staggering
Orme	he has Tangled Feet
Isabel	I'm going to have to kill something before we leave
Bronn	flanking is +2 just saying
Isabel	+2?
Sheena	dammit streak
Streak (GM)	He regains his composure slightly
Sheena	meru would have hit then
Streak (GM)	no
Sheena	no?
Streak (GM)	still not
Sheena	i thought a 14 hit earlier
Isabel	Small?
Sheena	im losing my godamn mind
Streak (GM)	you are
Sheena	well the size would be part of their AC yes
Isabel	Why did you start us off with small enemies
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20 +1( 20 )+1 = 21
Isabel	dang it too many crits
Streak (GM)	He is just the most angry little kobold rolling 1d6-1 ( 3 )-1 = 2
Bronn	you guys should be on this side of the river its great over here
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d6-1( 6 )-1 = 5
Bogrir	hur
Isabel	7? uh oh
Sheena	who is getting hit here explain your attacks
Isabel	Declare attacks first
Sheena	i DEMAND an explanation
Streak (GM)	should we be rolling twice Sheena slams fists on table
Bronn	no its doubling
Sheena	yeah sure roll twice
Zmey	objection!!
Streak (GM)	i feel like that makes more sense
Isabel	eh, why now
Bronn	ok well sure
Zmey	yes Sheena does the ol slam and point
Streak (GM)	i won't change it in the middle of a battle
Zmey	this kobold is lying to the courtroom
Streak (GM)	but we will do it next time
Isabel	ok
Streak (GM)	so 4 damage to orme
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Orme	"ow"
Streak (GM)	Isabel's turn
Isabel	I need to learn some buffs and debuffs
Orme	oh shit that actually stung
Zmey	what the real orb is the enemy kobolds we made along the way :))) what if
Isabel	can I flank the red kobalt somehow?
Moe	"Ah!! Orme!"
Orme	kobold corpses scrunched into a ball
Moe	"Are you hurt?!"
Isabel	"Oh no you didn't!"
Zmey	moe casts Ultima
Orme	"Only a flesh wound sir"
Isabel	I think I can flank here
Zmey	what
Isabel	Err, here I mean
Bronn	you only flank in melee
Isabel	oh
Sheena	flank doesn't- yea
Isabel	nevermind then
Bronn	or as a high level archer
Isabel	back where I was Ok I need a clear shot I move here
Streak (GM)	okay
Isabel	Isabel : Light School Light; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 25 Effects/Target One creature Duration Instant Saving Throw Fortitude partial DC 15 Spell Resistance Yes
Requires a ranged touch attack (Roll: 16 ) to hit that deals 10 damage and inflicts the Dazzled status effect for 4 rounds. A successful Fortitude save prevents the status effect from taking effect.
Sheena	nice hit
Zmey	waow
Isabel	I'm tired of this shit
Orme	oh so 16 hits good
Isabel	"Get out of here you stupid, tiny little GECKO!!!"
Sheena	[danny sexbang voice] probably!
Bronn	thats also against their touch ac
Orme	yeah
Isabel	touch AC is lower
Streak (GM)	The light fills the kobold, and its eyes shine with holy light, and it falls over, dead.
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Isabel	"YEAAAH!!!"
Orme	"Thank you, Isa, bel.."
Isabel	"No problem Orme." Orme is having trouble breathing
Streak (GM)	This guy again
Isabel	"Can't let him hit you, can I?" Isabel turns over to the other Kobalt
Zmey	ok good we got our otps settled then
Isabel	"You see that? That's what's happening to you if you get any closer!"
Streak (GM)	The kobold screechs at these two and attacks bogrir again
Isabel	I don't think he can get away Again with the Bogrir
Bogrir	greaaat.
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+1( 10 )+1 = 11 That's a miss, right?
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Orme	do these guys get press turns for their dead mates or something?!
Bogrir	yeah
Isabel	No way that hits
Sheena	oh aye
Bogrir	my AC's 17
Streak (GM)	oh
Bronn	like a good fighter
Sheena	noice
Bogrir	i tanked CON
Sheena	tank tank tank tank the kobalds
Isabel	bounces right off that armor
Streak (GM)	Bogrir's turn
Bogrir	power attack whack
Streak (GM)	go get em
Bogrir	Bogrir : Melee Attack Check 13
Isabel	Murder death required
Bogrir	12 lovely
Bronn	14
Isabel	...
Bronn	but still
Bogrir	how
Sheena	+flank
Bronn	youre flanking
Bogrir	oh
Streak (GM)	just missed! if you didn't power attack that would have it
Bogrir	so do i miss it or do i miss it
Isabel	We're going to have to magic this guy, aren't we
Bogrir	i give up
Bronn	thats the risk you take with power attacks i guess
Streak (GM)	You still have your move action
Isabel	"Hang in there guys, I'm coming"
Bogrir	and use my move action to move itno the river
Streak (GM)	do you want to move
Bogrir	can i do that i just want to die
Orme	just don't power attack these things
Sheena	no
Orme	save that for large enemies
Bogrir	meh next
Moe	"Bogrir!! You can do it!" Moe says, flying towards you
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Sheena	yeah power attack will just make you miss everything
Bogrir	well WHY DID YOU SUGGEST IT THEN
Moe	His hand is raise for a high five
Zmey	chill Bogrir leaves Moe to dry
Isabel	um, internet is wonky Moe smacks you in the face with his high five.
Bogrir	bad time to tell me to chill actually
Orme	it's fine for things that aren't small and nimble
Bogrir	since i'm actually calm
Moe	rolling 1d10( 9 ) = 9 You are healed for 9 HP
Orme	aww
Zmey	thats not. what it.. whatever
Isabel	High five of healing Sheena, can you learn that?
Moe	"Ye-haw!"
Sheena	no i'm not cool enough nobody's that cool
Moe	Bronn's turn
Bronn	alright
Zmey	moay
Bronn	lets see if i can clear up this side of the river
Isabel	kill that archer good, Bronn
Zmey	"Skewer."
Bronn	charge attack, makin a jump Bronn : Athletics Check 17
Streak (GM)	Sol, there's a lot more to battle than damage! You're being a great tank right now.
Bronn	rolling d20+7( 15 )+7 = 22
Isabel	holy
Bronn	rolling d10+2d6+7( 8 )+( 1 + 5 )+7 = 21
Isabel	What
Bronn	er sorry ignore that 5 its 16 i only get 1d6
Isabel	oh, lok
Streak (GM)	sigh
Isabel	Much dead
Bronn	look this is what i do!
Streak (GM)	my guys are terrible tanks
Bronn	im the battle guy
Sheena	jesus christ
Isabel	Its an Archer, he was not born to tank
Sheena	jump is absolutely bork
Streak (GM)	He's super dead
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Bronn	i have no other real use other than leaping into the sky and skewering guys the fact that ive hit every single time is a total fluke
Streak (GM)	Sheen's turn! there's one more left
Orme	end this please im tired we need rest
Streak (GM)	he is somehow at full hp
Isabel	Sheena has the power
Sheena	hmm
Zmey	"Bye~*"
Isabel	She has a move that always hits use that
Sheena	yeah you know what
Bronn	try and crush him
Sheena	"Let's wrap this up." Sheena : Engulfing Winds School Enfeebling/Elemental (Wind); Level Blue Mage 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components 0 Range 30 ft. Effects/Target 1 creature Duration Instant Saving Throw Fort halves DC 15 Spell Resistance Yes The target of this spell takes 12 points of wind damage and is inflicted with the Squalled status for 4 rounds. A successful Fortitude save reduces this damage by half and prevents the status effect from taking effect. Learned From : Hobgoblin
Orme	"aughh"
Streak (GM)	okay dead
Sheena	fortitude halves
Isabel	"Beautiful, Sheena"
Sheena	unless his hp is below 6
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+2( 3 )+2 = 5 no dead
Sheena	lol
Isabel	He didn't even try
Orme	blown into river electrocuted
Isabel	he was like 'welp this is the end'
Streak (GM)	You blast him into the river, and he explodes.
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Music
Isabel	dead Loot time
Streak (GM)	He actually EXPLODES.
Sheena	"Aw, there goes our loot."
Isabel	They're humanoid, they must have something Bronn picks some scales from the kobolds.
Streak (GM)	Hrm.
Sheena	Yeah they were wearing clothes and shit
Isabel	Wait, did we just lose someone
Sheena	and had what are technically weapons
Zmey	"Wow, that sure was an exciting couple of seconds, huh!"
Streak (GM)	Sol is gone yes
Sheena	uh shit you're right sol left
Isabel	Sooool!!!
Sheena	shit Meruga feels very sorry for herself Isabel pets Meruga
Meruga
Zmey	eh, what can we do
Bronn	man this is good music
Sheena	he seems miffed fuck sorry sol
Meruga	heart emoticon
Sheena	alright loot the bodies what do we get stork
Bronn	i wouldnt imagine a whole lto lot*
Zmey	"All their stuff is so tiny..."
Bronn	probably a bit of gil and some small weapons
Zmey	"These are toothpick arrows."
Bronn	unless one of them secretly had an orb
Isabel	"They might have something" Meruga loots the entire body, for later consumption
Isabel	"Alchemical components?"
Bronn	but yeah can i actually get some scales from these guys
Isabel	"This is a forest, they could have anything"
Bronn	seeing as how theyre dragonkin i think bronn would like those
Streak (GM)	right sorry
Zmey	are ff kobolds the same
Orme	"you'll have to be quick, Meru might snaffle all of them up"
Bronn	no clue
Sheena	you gonna rip the scales off their still-warm corpses that's pretty metal
Bronn	well yeah
Zmey	there are dog kobolds
Bronn	its easier that way
Isabel	SOOOLLL!!!
Bronn	everythings still soft and not tightened up
Sheena	welcome back
Streak (GM)	okay good
Bronn	whats our haul
Isabel	Haul everything
Streak (GM)	you win! start dancing
Isabel	Isabel : Performance Check 20 Bronn does a little jig.
Orme	"Isabel, if you would be so kind..." Isabel does the best dance she's ever done
Streak (GM)	You notice that in the bush near Isabel, where the Grunt jumped out...
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Zmey	Zmey : Performance Check 26
Sheena	The Best Dance oh man this is so good Zmey does the Kirby dance
Streak (GM)	Spoils! Seems these guys have been ambushing others
Isabel	"Hmm, what is it, Orme?"
Solshine	lol all those heartfelt comments and i accidentally quit
Bronn	oh man im so joining in with the kirby dance
Sheena	:x you guys suck at hating each other
Orme	Orme : Performance Check 11
Solshine	oh fuck my left headphone is dying
Bronn	im a little bloodlusty at the moment
Isabel	Dance with Orme?
Bronn	not totally in my right mind Orme tried to dance, and collapses from blood loss
Orme	I mean HEAL ME
Isabel	"ORME!!"
Streak (GM)	In the bush is a Tower Shield, some gems, a potion of some sort, and a pouch with 95 gil inside.
Bronn	wow
Isabel	Isabel : Cure School Healing; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 25 Effects/Target One living creature Duration Instant Saving Throw Will negates DC 15 Spell Resistance Yes (Harmless) Heals 10 points of damage.
Zmey	which bush our bush of their bush
Bronn	can bogrir wield tower shields
Zmey	*or
Isabel	Healing Orme
Orme	"that's better. Thank you!"
Bronn	their bush zmey
Solshine	don't i have oen
Zmey	nooo
Bronn	near isabel
Solshine	one*
Streak (GM)	Bogrir determines that the shield is of masterwork quality.
Bronn	oh do you ooh neat
Isabel	I have one mp left
Bronn	masterwork tower shields
Sheena	wow that's pretty damn valuable
Isabel	Wow, great sheild Bogrir gets it, I assume
Moe	"Yeesh, that thing looks heavy."
Bronn	thats like
Zmey	we can get that enchanted
Bronn	a +5 AC
Sheena	"Nice stuff, dude."
Solshine	no i have a heavy stell shield shield*
Sheena	"Why don't you give it a try, Bogrir?"
Isabel	Streak: I healled Orme for 10 hp
Sheena	"See if it suits you."
Solshine	"This shield is taller than me head, lass!"
Isabel	thank you
Solshine	"...But, I'll try." so
Bronn	also someone check that potion
Isabel	Sol, you're speaking as yourself
Bronn	see whats in it
Solshine	oh
Isabel	Potion?
Bogrir	imagine it's bogrir
Isabel	I can do that
Bogrir	me and him we are one
Sheena	how do you check the potion exactly
Isabel	Isabel : Spellcraft Check 9
Sheena	drinking it?
Bronn	spellcraft
Streak (GM)	"When employing a tower shield in combat, you take a –2 penalty on attack rolls because of the shield’s encumbrance."
Sheena	oh it's spellcraft now
Isabel	Spellcraft I think
Zmey	you can use perception to taste a potion
Sheena	Sheena : Spellcraft Check 14
Isabel	I might need help with this
Bogrir	Don't I not get encumberance as a dwarf/fighter/w/e?
Sheena	i'm stumped that's poorly phrased
Isabel	Streak, what do we learn?
Streak (GM)	that's only to affect movement speed, i believe
Bronn	yeah uh tower shields arent really made for attackers theyre made for never being hit
Sheena	sounds different than the encumberance due to weight thing
Zmey	they're for waterfalls
Sheena	in a non-electrified river, we could use it as a boat
Moe	"If you want, I can carry anything you need!"
Orme	"I'll carry the shield for now. none of us are equipped to use one." "or Moe yes"
Isabel	"Moe can carry it" "We'll figure out what to do with it later"
Moe	"Yeah! Great." Orme manages to stuff the massive shield into the tiny bag
Bogrir	I can't hit anything anyway, might as well tank like a pro lol
Bronn	tower shields give you total cover from one side too theyre super cool
Bogrir	can we sell that shield?
Bronn	yeah
Moe	"My bag can hold anything! I got all kinds of things in here..."
Bogrir	is there anyone who might benefit from it? in a way other than money i mean?
Bronn	not me for certain i wouldnt be able to jump with that thing
Isabel	I'm not holding a sheild
Sheena	"Hey, gems!" "Score!"
Moe	The shield has been put into Moe's bag.
Sheena	"Gems are worth TONS~!"
Isabel	Can't do that "Gems?"
Orme	not one of us is proficient in shields
Bogrir	sellsellsell
Orme	I have too many weapons
Moe	"In fact, where is it..."
Bogrir	is my vote
Isabel	Isabel : Detect Magic School Enhancing; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 Standard Action Components N/A Range 60ft Effects/Target Cone Duration Concentration, 1mins. Saving Throw N/A DC 14 Spell Resistance No Detects all spells and magic items within 60 ft. Can gleam more info from studying for up to 3 rounds. http://www.finalfantasyd20.com/ffd20/spells--d-f-.html
Sheena	yeah lets sell it lator
Isabel	Checking those gems
Zmey	"How does it fit..."
Isabel	ya never know
Moe	Moe digs into his bag, for at least a full minute, and takes out a small trumpet. doot "Yay!"
Zmey	"!"
Bogrir	actually, i should also check the gems
Isabel	"A trumpet?"
Bogrir	i can appraise them
Moe	He puts the trumpet back in.
Isabel	Detect magic the gems, then appraise them Bronn yells to the party.
Streak (GM)	While Moe's bag can hold anything, its not very organised.
Bronn	"So how are you guys getting across?"
Bogrir	Goldsniffer should then give me a bonus in doing that
Isabel	"I don't think we can"
Bogrir	but you'll have to help me out in actually doing it lol
Streak (GM)	It will take a while to retrieve items from it.
Zmey	"A bridge from their corpses."
Isabel	Streak, what can you tell us about the gems?
Bogrir	"Bronn, why don't ye knock another tree down?"
Streak (GM)	"This river's really wide, kupo."
Zmey	"Just kidding!!"
Bogrir	can we use the rocks?
Bronn	"Well I could, but these trees all look pretty tough."
Zmey	"How about trying some rope from tree to tree?"
Bronn	"The last one was really weak."
Streak (GM)	"But look! That spire is just ahead."
Isabel	"The rocks look big enough"
Sheena	"Why don't you guys go on ahead and check it out without us?"
Bronn	"Alright, can do."
Sheena	"We'll wait here."
Bogrir	now who's speaking as themselves, o GM
Sheena	"If there was anything nasty up there it would have been attracted by all the fighting."
Moe	sorry that was moe Isabel sits down in the flowers(?)
Zmey	tfw your zipline suggestion is ignored
Bogrir	i figured p
Zmey	"._. ok"
Bogrir	:P* no don't die left headphone
Isabel	are these flowers?
Bogrir	god when it snaps to only sounding in one ear itm akes my eyes water up
Zmey	no peeking
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Bronn	oh oh dear
Isabel	can I send Dancing Lights to accompany them?
Zmey	too far
Moe	"Yow! That's really high!"
Isabel	Oh no, I can;t
Bronn	"..."
Moe	"That's got to be at LEAST 122ft high."
Isabel	Earth orb
Bronn	"I can jump, but not that high."
Isabel	waaaaay up there
Zmey	"That's a really long and hard column"
Orme	jump! jump like you;ve never jumped before
Isabel	Zmey can fly Problem solved
Orme	do it you little shit
Streak (GM)	It's very high.
Sheena	not that much
Bronn	"How about we knock it down?"
Bogrir	aaand dick joke
Streak (GM)	Probably at least 122ft high.
Bogrir	that only took 2 sessions!
Zmey	"Heh, you wish." Bronn kicks the spire.
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Sheena	you guys should come back and tell us what you found
Orme	have a race
Streak (GM)	Roll stregth
Bronn	rolling d20+4( 17 )+4 = 21
Bogrir	really?
Bronn	HUF
Zmey	ok we go back
Isabel	that's good, right?
Bronn	my toe hurts now
Sheena	i can't believe this if that actually does something iim gonna scream
Isabel	Streak?
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Streak (GM)	Win!
Sheena	are you fucking
Streak (GM)	The orb falls off. Bronn smirks.
Isabel	Oh he is
Bogrir	X_X
Zmey	"What just happened."
Sheena	is that rock just like
Bogrir	wow
Orme	this is bronn's good day
Sheena	sitting on top of the ground how the fuck
Bogrir	brute force can solve all puzzles
Bronn	"See! Told you I could knock it down."
Zmey	"._. ok"
Streak (GM)	(i moved it to the bit
Isabel	loooool
Streak (GM)	bronn has it Bronn brushes off his brigandine and gleefully walks back.
Streak (GM)	As you touch the orb
Isabel	How much do they weigh?
Zmey	bronn explodes
Streak (GM)	You hear a rumbling sound far off.
Zmey	aw
Bronn	"Ooh, rumbling." "Rumbling is usually a good sound."
Bogrir	do we near the river hear it
Streak (GM)	They're small enough to hold in one hand
Isabel	do we feel it?
Zmey	"Is that your stomach, iron chef?"
Sheena	"What was that? What's going on over there, guys?"
Streak (GM)	you do
Bronn	"Nah, that was some good food." Sheena is unsure if they can hear her or not
Bogrir	"That was an ominous sound."
Isabel	"Ummm, what's going on?" "HEY!! Is everything alright over there!?"
Bronn	"Hey guys! I kicked a spire!"
Bogrir	"BRONN! What did ye do this time, lad?!"
Isabel	"Um...ok?"
Zmey	"He KICKED the spire."
Bronn	"I have the earth orb!"
Bogrir	"You..." Bronn holds it out. Bogrir is now thoroughly shocked.
Zmey	"I can't believe..."
Isabel	"Wait, what's this about kicking a spire?"
Sheena	"I'm not even gonna ask."
Bogrir	like bogirir's actually beside himself
Isabel	"That spire?"
Bogrir	which just never happens
Moe	"That was really clever, Bronn!"
Bronn	Bronn : Athletics Check 34
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Zmey	"Will this have any effect on the water?"
Orme	back in a bit Sheena detects magic
Bronn	"Probably not, I imagine."
Isabel	Detect MAAAAGIC!!!
Bronn	"Something happened, though."
Isabel	Scanning
Bogrir	"You are insane, lad."
Streak (GM)	You leap back over the river, and over the smoking kobold corpse.
Sheena	"Yeah, we felt it."
Streak (GM)	The river is still electric
Bronn	"I never claimed to be sane, just good at stabbing." Isabel Isabel applauds
Isabel	dang it
Bogrir	"And kicking, apparently."/me pats bronn on the lower back er
Isabel	"We're getting somewhere"
Bogrir	well that'll look better in the log actually
Zmey	"Let's uh, go."
Sheena	"Why don't we try putting some of them back on the pedestals? Bronn marches back to the pedestals.
Sheena	See if that does anything?"
Isabel	"Maybe?" Zmey still can't believe what happened. Bronn is still happy.
Streak (GM)	You should designate one person to move them
Isabel	"You alright Zmey, you seem frazzled"
Sheena	"Wait, does anyone remember where these were before?"
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Bogrir	"Four orbs, six pedestals. 3 routes.
Streak (GM)	to avoid the chaos
Sheena	"I think the wind orb was over here..."
Bogrir	I think we should get more, actually."
Bronn	is where they were
Orme	I retrn
Bronn	"Yeah they went like this, see."
Sheena	"Yeah, so then Earth would go..."
Zmey	"One path left."
Sheena	"There."
Bronn	"Earth goes somewhere, I guess." "I don't remember my elements too well."
Sheena	"It's in order of how they interact with each other, right?"
Isabel	"I feel exhausted"
Bogrir	"We still need t'visit that waterfall one, Zmey. Bronn didn't manage to kick THAT one into his hands."
Bronn	"Looks like it, I imagine." Bronn suddenly has an idea.
Sheena	"Hm..."
Bronn	"What if I kicked the waterfall!"
Zmey	"Yes, but we haven't seen what's beyond this one."
Bogrir	"It's electric, y'fool!"
Isabel	"Don't kick the waterfall, Bronn"
Sheena	"Let's try the new path first." Isabel does a facepalm
Bronn	"No, no, the cliff face! Maybe it'd just knock the orb loose and it'd float out!"
Bogrir	it is shocking right?
Zmey	"I don't even know anymore. It might even work."
Sheena	yeah
Bronn	also should we continue hows everyone doing
Isabel	"How would we even get it out of the water"
Orme	"I'd imagine it would sink like the stone it is"
Bogrir	i'm fine
Streak (GM)	Hrm.
Bogrir	having fun actually
Streak (GM)	we're actually at the 4 hour mark
Bronn	yeah
Bogrir	aw
Zmey	nice
Bronn	thats why im asking
Isabel	I'd like to finish this dungeon
Bronn	just in case
Sheena	let's check out the last path
Bronn	we can keep going, im fine
Sheena	and if it'll take a long time we end it
Orme	if we get into another battle then I'd call it there
Streak (GM)	do you want to continue, it's just that there's an encounter ahead
Bronn	hows mopp
Sheena	definitely end once we solve this orb puzzle ah
Bogrir	for me streak and mopp it's nearly 4am
Sheena	maybe let's not, then
Bronn	ooh an encounter
Orme	I would like to sleep at some point yes
Sheena	we don't have time for a big encounter
Zmey	"I should prepare myself for the next one."
Bogrir	well let's just leave it here then?
Bronn	we dont have time for a particularly sall encounter either
Zmey	I activate my aura
Bronn	small*
Isabel	Can I use Dancing Lights to help see?
Sheena	not really
Zmey	isnt it daytime
Sheena	dancing lights isn't really for scouting lol
Orme	don't you have 1 mp left
Isabel	yes, but trees
Zmey	Zmey : Minor Aura: Demand Fortitude Class : Dragon Herald Swift action. Free action to dismiss/swap. +3 to Fortitude saves for allies within 15 ft.
Isabel	Dancing Lights is free
Sheena	trese
Orme	ok
Zmey	then i swap out my bow for my whip
Sheena	let's just like stop here
Isabel	Internet is flacking for me
Sheena	right in this cool new location
Streak (GM)	The party explores the eastern path, coming out into a beautiful clearing
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Bronn	yeah lets have us a cliffhanger
Sheena	give us a description streak and lets call it a day
Orme	agteed
Zmey	Zmey : Perception Check 13
Bogrir	cliff's down the other route drufle ha! see what i did there
Isabel	do we roll perception?
Bronn	badumtish is joke, see
Streak (GM)	There are new types of trees here, and one large tree whose bark twists upward, with glowing glyphs lighting it up.
Zmey	these are really nice trees
Bronn	they really are
Orme	one of these trees is not like the others
Isabel	"This is odd"
Bogrir	FF drawing style i love it
Sheena	:D
Zmey	its whats its name
Bogrir	is this secret of mana artwork actually?
Isabel	"Should we get closer?"
Bogrir	looks so similar
Zmey	the tree from kirby
Bronn	it looks like it might be mana stuff
Isabel	Detect Magic on that tree
Sheena	whispy woods
Zmey	yeah lol
Streak (GM)	But what's even more pretty about the tree, is that there's a treasure chest right next to it, surrounded by pretty flowers.
Isabel	Its a tarp
Sheena	"I smell trap."
Zmey	its a mimic
Bogrir	it's a carp
Bronn	GASP
Streak (GM)	Roll Perception
Isabel	"That is too obvious"
Bogrir	a mimic would be cool
Bronn	Bronn : Perception Check 16
Bogrir	they drop good loot right
Zmey	"Treasure chest?"
Isabel	Isabel : Perception Check 12
Bronn	"TREASURE"
Sheena	Sheena : Perception Check 17
Orme	Orme : Perception Check 14
Isabel	I don't care what I roll, I don't trust that chest
Bogrir	Bogrir : Perception Check 20 YUS! nat 20
Sheena	noice
Zmey	zmey doesnnt suspect a thing
Sheena	no that's a 19 + 1
Orme	Meruga : Perception Check 14
Sheena	alck
Bogrir	is it fuck fgfjkljel
Bronn	itd be green if its a nat 20
Sheena	you can't really crit checks anyway
Bronn	still a very good roll
Bogrir	still
Streak (GM)	Bogrir spots it right away. There's a goblin in the tree!
Bronn	oh
Bogrir	i've had such bad rolls
Bogrir	hey can WE surprise attack IT?
Sheena	:O bogrir communicate it to the rest of us
Isabel	Bull rush the tree, knock it down!
Zmey	does the goblin know that we know that it doesnt know
Sheena	carefully
Streak (GM)	He meet's it's gaze, and it hisses and jumps out.
Bronn	can i kick the tree
Zmey	or no
Sheena	D:
Isabel	Fight time
Streak (GM)	you don't have time to act
Zmey	it knows
Isabel	This is not surprise
Bogrir	i dont?1
Isabel	It can't be
Bronn	oh dear
Sheena	wow that sure is a guy
Bronn	that is
Isabel	Boss?
Bronn	quite a sprite
Streak (GM)	It lands, it's dark cloak, flapping dramatically.
Isabel	"Ummm. hello?"
Zmey	too bad i used up hideous laughter
Streak (GM)	Do any of you know goblin
Bronn	uh no
Orme	not me
Zmey	i know terran
Sheena	uhh
Bogrir	can we magic
Isabel	I know Moogle and Mitra
Bogrir	the lanuage
Sheena	i think i might
Zmey	sheena?? yes
Isabel	If it knows any of those
Sheena	hm nope sadly
Zmey	lol
Streak (GM)	Anyway, it screams one word, and points at you
Bogrir	"infidels!" Sheena looks around at the rest of the party
Isabel	Can I try a linguistis check?
Streak (GM)	suddenly, hundreds of bats swarm out of the surrounding canopies
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Bronn	oh dear
Sheena	"No idea what you just OH GOD"
Zmey	"!!"
Bronn	"Bats?"
Isabel	"Sheena? Can you learn that?"
Bronn	"BATS" oh oh lord
Sheena	"I CANNOT STOP THE BATSWARM"
Zmey	"aaa"
Orme	is that your catchphrase now izzy
Isabel	"Why bats"
Bronn	we are so boned why this
Orme	"fiends!"
Bogrir	yeah
Dark Cloaked Goblin	"hiss!"
Zmey	"What have we gotten ourselves into this time..."
Bogrir	can't whack a flying swarm can we drufle
Bronn	boy i sure hope the magic users are ready
Isabel	I don't have much magic left
Bronn	i am going to be utterly useless against the bats
Zmey	amaze
Isabel	Kill the goblin, Bronn
Bronn	can do next time!
Isabel	"Bronn, you get the goblin, we'll handle the bats"
Bogrir	on.. FIIIIIIDUP
Streak (GM)	so do we stop here
Orme	yes
Bogrir	i think so
Sheena	next time on fiiidpe
Bogrir	poor mopp
Isabel	Kobalts! Orbs! Bats? Goblin!?
Zmey	"the next episode.. the crystal warriors vs batman"
Isabel	night then
Bronn	i could probably last through this encounter but you guys need to sleep
Sheena	use your beastmaster powers to control the bats
Isabel	backgoblin
Orme	nightynighty
Sheena	i almost said beatmaster
Orme	I am sorry for being a tiredman
Sheena	night mopp!!
Bronn	nah you guys need your sleep
Bogrir	it's 4am lol it's cool
Sheena	no im tired af too
Isabel	Beatmaster, new class
Streak (GM)	by the way, you spot that the goblin has no weaponry.
Bogrir	g'night
Isabel	alteration of the bard
Streak (GM)	or armor
Zmey	its naked
Isabel	Well then
Sheena	lets fuck him up
Bogrir	goblin mage?
Streak (GM)	in fact, it might be nude
Bogrir	ewww
Isabel	Sheena might get something from him
Bronn	oh well then yeah, a disease
Isabel	also he's so dead now
Sheena	eww
Bogrir	what sheena said
Bronn	alrighty everyone
Isabel	Learn batswarm
Bronn	off to bed with you
Isabel	g'night everyone
Sheena	this fucking song
Bogrir	hang on outro
Sheena	good night
Bronn	aw man final elevator
Isabel	Yes this song
Music
Streak (GM)	So yes! Join us next time, when everyone is killed by hundreds of bats.
Sheena	Elevator Fantasy is a better name
Zmey	except zmey
Streak (GM)	Next time on ffiiidpe
Isabel	Or just two batclumps
Sheena	wait no that sounds like a porno
Zmey	who marries the goblin
Bogrir	hahahahahahaha
Streak (GM)	aw man, there's so much of this dungeon left
Bogrir	elevator fantasy
Sheena	hot OTIS on OTIS action
Bogrir	o/ high five
Streak (GM)	i don't have to plan at all next week
Bronn	:p the wonderful part of GMing
Isabel	Why so much dungeon?
Streak (GM)	im going to the caribeean
Bronn	sometimes your work is easy
Isabel	Need more loot
Sheena	streak vastly overestimated the speed at which we are capable of doing things
Bogrir	is it imperative to be able to play like a pro to GM
Zmey	in the electric ocean
Streak (GM)	really, you guys spent so long at the waterfall
Sheena	bogrir: not really a solid knowledge of mechanics helps tho
Zmey	Zmey : Performance Check 12
Isabel	Did we?
Bronn	yeah Zmey does a crappy kirby dance
Streak (GM)	i tried to make it obvious that you can't really pass
Bronn	in retrospect we shouldve just turned around
Bogrir	I'm interested in trying to kill the lot of you more than i am in killing kobolds
Zmey	360 degrees, and walked away
Streak (GM)	well, you could, honestly, if you were stubborn
Sheena	thank
Bogrir	err, your avatars i mean not YOU you
Bronn	fight me bogrir i'll take you on
Zmey	in the pit
Streak (GM)	i was surprised when zmey broke out that spell
Bogrir	bogrir is too indifferent
Isabel	My Isabel is like my daughter. I can't have her die
Zmey	chug chug chug
Bogrir	whenever he scolds you ronn he's actually kind of entertained
Zmey	yeah streak
Streak (GM)	also also
Bogrir	bronn*
Zmey	you should hvae let him take it
Streak (GM)	did you enjoy the start?
Zmey	boooo
Bogrir	yes expo is fun
Zmey	impeach streak
Streak (GM)	me and hora planned that out
Zmey	the dinner is great
Isabel	Its a thinky
Zmey	er lunch meal
Streak (GM)	much character developments
Isabel	You guys will likely have to do something like that
Bogrir	well
Streak (GM)	it was a morning dinner
Isabel	so now we have another sidequest
Bogrir	are we gonna be goingn ear bogrir's clan
Streak (GM)	featuring breakfast chicken
Bronn	dont worry
Bogrir	because that would be a very heated visit if we end up having to rest in there
Streak (GM)	perhaps we will someday, bronn
Zmey	if thats a thing we can do then zmey's storyline would be great
Streak (GM)	er bogirir
Bronn	i have stuff planned out for bronn later but like much later
Zmey	terror screaming no meals
Streak (GM)	its totally a thing
Bronn	like level 8-10 later
Streak (GM)	if you want to do it just tell me the deets
Bogrir	well i dunno man i'm bad at stories
Isabel	Much deets
Zmey	dibs on high levels then
Streak (GM)	in private of course
Bronn	want me to help out sol?
Bogrir	please
Streak (GM)	any basicas you can give are fine, or not
Bogrir	we can do that toniht if you want to i don't think i'm gonna be able to sleep
Sheena	my backstory is all red herrings
Streak (GM)	this was fun
Bronn	nah, maybe not tonight
Streak (GM)	btw sol
Sheena	im secretly a dreadlord
Bogrir	oh
Sheena	who is stealing ur souls
Bogrir	ok
Bronn	i dont have the uh
Streak (GM)	the forest song is from chrono trigger
Bronn	mental capacity right now
Bogrir	whenever then
Bronn	for background writing
Bogrir	i know it is streak i love that game
Zmey	sheena is actually an illusion created by a sentient hair illusionist
Bogrir	:)
Isabel	Yay, I like this song
Bogrir	i never finished it tho
Streak (GM)	i guess this can be isabels theme or something
Bronn	did i tell you guys about the uh
Isabel	Sure
Bronn	the aerokineticist character i made
Isabel	I'm cool with this song
Bogrir	um... i don't remember it but you might've done?
Zmey	airbender
Streak (GM)	oh god
Bronn	i made him for a game i was in at school
Isabel	I have not heard of this
Zmey	streak: animal crossing music
Bogrir	sorry to be needy but is there anyone who ISN'T going to sleep yet?
Bronn	where we were just making the silliest characters possible
Bogrir	because i'd generally like the company
Streak (GM)	i might be up a bit more
Isabel	I'm going to bed soon
Zmey	its 11:07 am :>>>
Isabel	I guess I can hang a little longer
Bogrir	yay it's ok, golurk will save my soul
Bronn	well we should move to irc in any case
Bogrir	yeah
Sheena	ok
Bronn	to clean up the log
Sheena	vamoose
Streak (GM)	lets do it in irc though its so laggy in here
Bronn	everyone out
Isabel	alright, bye everyone