Streak (GM)	so last time!
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Streak (GM)	bats that's all, really
Isabel	Time to fight the batgoblin
Streak (GM)	let's commence
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Isabel	Moe!
Streak (GM)	Moe's turn, first
Orme	this is a good theme
Moe	"Look out! Bats!"
Streak (GM)	Moes turn is over.
Isabel	"Yes, we know, Moe!"
Orme	"I can see that thank you!!"
Dark Cloaked Goblin	"Nehehehe!! "NYAHAHAHA."
Bronn	"Well aware, how about some help!"
Isabel	The phoone has landed
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Dark Cloaked Goblin	The Goblin moves up behind this bush here.
Orme	"what's that fellow sniggering about?"
Dark Cloaked Goblin	He continues to cackle.
Bronn	"Hey. get back here!"
Dark Cloaked Goblin	It looks like he's doing something behind the bush, but you're not sure what.
Isabel	To Orme "Can't be anything good" its da PHOOONE!!
Dark Cloaked Goblin	His turn is over.
Orme	right!
Streak (GM)	Orme, you're up.
Sheena	yes it me
Isabel	Blame Streak for the bad roll
Sheena	fucking piece of shit
Isabel	He tripped you
Bronn	sabotage!
Picture	Meruga ZOOMS ahead!!
Bronn	go orme kill \
Isabel	"Go Meruga! Woo hoo"
Sheena	alright it's time to earn the Bat Orb or Borb
Dark Cloaked Goblin	"Neehehehe!!"
Orme	"Alright Meru, do as I've taught you!!"
Isabel	Revenge of the batclumps 2, the reconing
Sheena	the classic elements: wind! fire! earth! ice! bats! heart!
Bronn	with their powers combined
Isabel	I claim bat element
Orme	Meruga : Poisonous Breath Class : Exhales a cloud of poisonous gas.
Sheena	battain planet can i make a check to learn that
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Orme	toward bats at north
Bronn	i think we already decided no on the learning part
Sheena	bugger all
Isabel	aw
Streak (GM)	that's a DC12... so... rolling 1d20 ( 18 ) = 18 saved!!
Sheena	all the bats save
Isabel	oh crap
Sheena	good work, bats
Orme	darn!
Streak (GM)	and... rolling 1d4 ( 3 ) = 3
Isabel	I told you, they're just one entity
Streak (GM)	3 rounds until it can be reused
Isabel	batclumps can't be trusted Sheena is crestfallen
Orme	"you did your best Meru, keep at it!"
Sheena	"Yeah there's... I can't do that. The poison breath." "Not even if I don't brush my teeth."
Isabel	"Look, someone needs to kill that goblin. I don't like whats its up to" Sheena pouts
Dark Cloaked Goblin	"Keeee!!"
Orme	"It's a natural part of their anatomy Sheena, it's not a spell" "I apologise"
Isabel	"Ah crap, it heard me"
Dark Cloaked Goblin	"ke."
Sheena	"No, I can learn a lot of natural spell-like abilities too!"
Bronn	"i'll deal with the goblin, don't worry yourselves!"
Sheena	"It just sort of... depends??? I don't really understand it myself."
Orme	I end my turn jsyk
Bronn	off to isable isabel*
Isabel	Ok
Sheena	the iSable new from able sisters
Isabel	Nooo "Alright, Orme! Do ya need me to hit these bats?"
Bronn	how many spells do you guys have
Orme	"If you would be so kind!"
Sheena	ive got 2 more
Isabel	I have 5, only two are useful I only have 1 mp, though
Streak (GM)	you're also the only source of healing
Sheena	i will probably be able to ohko the bats
Bronn	hey i have a potion!
Sheena	if need be
Streak (GM)	you do?
Bronn	yeah
Isabel	Ok, moving here
Bronn	i have a cure potion
Sheena	yeah white mage save ur mp for healings
Isabel	"They're out of range, I can't hit them!"
Streak (GM)	man someone actually bought a potion amaze
Sheena	streak it's an rpg any single-use items i have will be just saved for an emergency
Isabel	Hmmm, idea?
Sheena	for the entire game
Isabel	Isabel : Dancing Lights School Light; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 Standard Action Components N/A Range 110 Effects/Target 4 lights within a 10 ft area Duration 1 Minute Saving Throw N/A DC 14 Spell Resistance No Create four spots of light or a vaguely humanoid shape that dance in any desired motion. http://www.finalfantasyd20.com/ffd20/spells--d-f-.html
Bronn	well nobodys hurt well
Isabel	I send them over to the other bat swarm
Streak (GM)	is that your go-to move
Bronn	thats not what i wouldve done but ok
Isabel	Maybe they aren't smart enough to stay away from them
Sheena	that's uh
Isabel	Like a distraction
Orme	light repellent
Isabel	Look, I can't do ANYTHING else here
Sheena	not really how vermin work lol
Isabel	I don't know how bats work
Orme	but it's thematically cute!
Bronn	are people aware of readying actions
Isabel	it would be cute for them to attack lightballs
Sheena	this week on ffiiidpe
Orme	no bronn I am not
Isabel	Readying actions?
Sheena	Isabel Doesnt Understand Bad
Sheena	Bats bad??? my hands fuck
Bronn	you can say youre not doing anything until a specific action occurs
Sheena	oh god ive assumed manual control of Hands
Sheena	they hurt
Bronn	like you can delay your turn until someone gets hurt
Sheena	piss
Isabel	Oh
Bronn	it shifts your initiative but its still handy to do
Sheena	yeah listen to druttle
Isabel	Ok, I'll prepare my Earth Rod for when the bats get in range
Sheena	grotle
Orme	neat
Isabel	And not use dancing lights
Streak (GM)	Alright then.
Isabel	And that'll end my turn
Bronn	go bats go
Streak (GM)	what was your range agiain 25?
Isabel	25 I think so if they go after Meruga I might hit them
Streak (GM)	Bat Swarm's turn! the one on the right that is
Isabel	aye
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Streak (GM)	The flutter downwards, very quickly.
Isabel	"Just a little close..." *closer
Bronn	"Hey bats! I'm keeping an eye on you!" Isabel squints at the closer batclump
Streak (GM)	The bats do not respond.
Isabel	They aren't boos
Streak (GM)	One sec
Bronn	alright time for some stabbies
Isabel	They won't freeze if you look at them
Streak (GM)	Man i'm sorta forgetful Hey Isabel
Isabel	hmmm?
Streak (GM)	you notice a weird smell that's all Bronn's turn
Isabel	"What is the weird smell." "Hey guys! I smell something off!"
Bronn	alright, making a charge
Sheena	it's a Shit Tree
Streak (GM)	It's kind of putrid and offputting.
Zmey	its zmey shes is pissing herself clearly
Bronn	making a check to see jump distance Bronn : Athletics Check 30
Zmey	its magic bat guano
Isabel	son of a...
Bronn	perfect
Isabel	Just...what?
Sheena	dude put all his skill points in athletics i s2g
Bronn	not really 9 of that is from class stuff
Isabel	its the class
Sheena	gdamn
Isabel	we've established that the class is broken to all hell
Bronn	rolling d20+8( 15 )+8 = 23
Isabel	Yikes
Bronn	does that hit goblin man
Streak (GM)	it does
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Bronn	rolling 1d10+3d6+6( 9 )+( 4 + 6 + 6 )+6 = 31 does 31 damage
Orme	D:
Isabel	wait, 3d6?
Bronn	yes
Isabel	I thought it was 2d6
Bronn	i jumped 30 feet
Isabel	Ohhh...
Bronn	so its 3d6
Isabel	Welp, thats a dead goblin
Bronn	its 1d6 per 10 feet at the moment
Streak (GM)	The goblin is skewered by your leaping attack, and he screams, clutching and crushing in his hands two odd fruits.
Bronn	um "Ha! Gotcha wait what"
Orme	can I see what's happening
Isabel	"Bronn? What do ya see?"
Sheena	are they Hyoi Pears
Streak (GM)	His robe falls off. He is nude. Also the fruits burst open, red goop and a horrid smell pours forth.
Sheena	the ones that let you be seagulls
Bronn	"Oh. That's... really gross."
Orme	ugh why
Streak (GM)	He dead. well done!
Bronn	:D
Sheena	loot the bodies
Orme	can I make a nature check
Streak (GM)	Bat swarms turn, yes?
Zmey	"Sure is a lot of slaughter today"
Isabel	"Bronn! Did he die? Did you get 'em!?"
Streak (GM)	you can on your turn, sure
Bronn	yeah i cant do anything else
Orme	oh right
Sheena	isabel is behind a tree and literally can't tell
Bronn	go ahead bats
Sheena	lmao
Streak (GM)	left bats turn
Sheena	go ahead, bats
Bronn	left bat
Isabel	They gonna get it or not
Sheena	why thank u jumpman
Bronn	come at me bros
Sheena	that little line is so threatening
Bronn	that ruler
Streak (GM)	Upon smelling the putrid fruit, they rush to attack Bronn.
Isabel	oh dear
Sheena	those batstards
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Streak (GM)	They haven't quite reached him yet, though.
Isabel	"Bronn! Incomming!"
Bronn	"What is that horrible smBATS"
Streak (GM)	Bogrir's turn!
Zmey	how did we know their motivation
Bronn	ok uh
Streak (GM)	what would you guys like boggy to do
Bronn	what do with bogrir
Isabel	Tank
Zmey	ham
Bronn	i mean realistically there is zero things he can do damagewise
Isabel	Tank da bats
Orme	as bogrir: "ugh, may as well help out..."
Bronn	so hed need to just run up
Sheena	have him go loot hte bodies
Orme	just have him sounter up
Isabel	Why is he in the back?
Bogrir	"Isabel? What did you say you smelled, lass?"
Bronn	poor planning
Orme	cause he slow af
Isabel	20 ft, right?
Orme	yah
Isabel	Maybe he should just, try to get to the other exit?
Isabel	tank over there?
Zmey	i actually dont know how large the distances involved are
Bronn	knowing him he would probably rush in to try and help out
Isabel	Hammertime
Bronn	granted that 20 foot speed is gonna restrict him
Bogrir	"Aye, I see it, there's some odd fruits in that tree you're next to."
Zmey	hey guys while you were fighting i got the other orbs er
Bronn	full round action, make a run
Zmey	[bog] words
Orme	yeah he wouldn;t know bats can't be harmed by mortal weapons
Isabel	Sprint for it, Bogrir
Orme	yes run in
Bronn	you can go triple speed with a run
Sheena	i mean realistically we could probably try and swat bats around a little
Bronn	but thats your entire turn
Isabel	I can't move fast enough
Sheena	it'd do next to nothing to the swarm as a whole but they might not want to fuck with the angry hammer swinging guy
Bronn	swarms usually dont care
Isabel	Bring Bogrir closer, then
Bronn	considering theyre generally unintelligent
Streak (GM)	Bats are absolutely without fear.
Bronn	yeah get boggy closer
Orme	throw a boggy b
Streak (GM)	you'd like to run, then?
Isabel	how far can he run? 40 ft?
Bronn	60 feet with his whole turn
Isabel	ooh ok
Streak (GM)	ping where you want him
Sheena	from my experience waving your arms around freaks out clouds of things
Streak (GM)	it is done
Isabel	is running something I can do?
Bronn	zmey youre up
Orme	yes
Bronn	everyone can run
Isabel	awesome
Bronn	its usually ill advised if youre not just trying to clear large distances
Isabel	eh, true
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Moe	"Woah, I've never seen a dwarf run that quick!"
Isabel	Speedy gonzalas here
Zmey	"Those things must be attracting the bats!" Isabel peeks around the tree
Bogrir	"Bronn, lad, I'm comin' to help ye!"
Streak (GM)	is this accent too thick
Isabel	"Get back here, you bats!!"
Zmey	"I refuse to get any closer than I am now...nnnggg"
Bronn	"Well hurry up! These things are awful!"
Isabel	nah mon
Orme	"yes... maybe those fruits are the key"
Zmey	"uhhhmm"
Isabel	get fruits, tame bats?
Orme	"are you alright, miss Zmey?" and maybe
Zmey	afraid of bats
Sheena	streak: 8/8
Orme	wah
Streak (GM)	there's some fruit tokens
Zmey	how to ping
Isabel	bats are so cure though
Zmey	Zmey : Ghost Sound School Illusion; Level Bard 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 30 ft. Effects/Target Illusory sounds Duration Concentration + Cha + 1 Saving Throw Will disbelief DC 13 Spell Resistance No Performance Check : 13 (DC 10) Ghost sound allows you to create a volume of sound that rises, recedes, approaches, or remains at a fixed place. You choose what type of sound ghost sound creates when performing it and cannot thereafter change the sound's basic character. The volume of sound created depends on your level. You can produce as much noise as four normal humes per caster level (maximum 40 humes).
Streak (GM)	aa
Zmey	i should pare these down later
Streak (GM)	what are you doing sound there?
Zmey	Yeah
Streak (GM)	there?
Zmey	what are bats afraid of hawks???
Orme	yes
Streak (GM)	FEARLESS
Isabel	dang it
Streak (GM)	well not literally
Zmey	A swarm of hawks
Sheena	garlic
Isabel	They shouldn't even be awake yet
Sheena	the sun??
Zmey	you know that noise
Sheena	running water
Zmey	moving closer towards that bat swarm
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Bronn	well just do something so they dont skeletonize me
Zmey	in that direction
Bronn	i am literally incapable of doing damage at the current moment
Streak (GM)	Okay you create a hawk swarm noise right there.
Zmey	"Throw those fruit away while they're distracted! Hopefully."
Bronn	"Uh, fruit? Is that what these are?"
Isabel	"No! don't touch them! You might get juice on you!"
Orme	streak is that goblin actually dead
Zmey	"Or maybe they're blisters. Who knows!"
Isabel	"Just get away from them"
Streak (GM)	Bronn, there seems to be a pile of the fruits next to the dead goblin.
Bronn	"Oh, those fruits." "I have an idea!"
Streak (GM)	wonder what kind they are!
Zmey	eat them all
Bronn	sheena go if zmey is done
Orme	blood oranges
Zmey	yeah i end my turn
Sheena	o k
Streak (GM)	Sheena could do a nature check to identify them
Isabel	Ok, we just need to leave one alive so Orme can get one
Orme	if it takes too long just kill it
Sheena	Sheena : Nature Check 15
Bronn	how bat is bat
Streak (GM)	Sheena believes these to be Blooddrop Pears. They smell like corpse and bleed red.
Isabel	ewww
Orme	ugh
Streak (GM)	(also i shouldn't have asked you to roll i did it in private anyway) (you got a nat20)
Sheena	o nic "Guys, I think these are Blooddrop Pears. ...supposedly, they smell just like dead shit."
Moe	"Hey, I bet they eat them -somewhere-."
Bronn	"Yeah, I've noticed!"
Isabel	"Oh...Bronn?"
Streak (GM)	Also note
Sheena	"I just wonder if the bats hate the smell, or if they want to eat the fruits??"
Orme	"it seems to be these bats' specialty"
Streak (GM)	there's some in that tree Isabel finds it rather funny, and chuckles
Isabel	"Oh, poor Bronn"
Bronn	oh those little red berry things
Sheena	im gonna batsplode
Bronn	i see those
Orme	"isabel look above you!" Isabel looks up
Sheena	im gonna batsplode teh bats next to bronn
Isabel	"Eh? There are some here?"
Streak (GM)	The tree is quite tall.
Sheena	Sheena : Engulfing Winds School Enfeebling/Elemental (Wind); Level Blue Mage 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components 0 Range 30 ft. Effects/Target 1 creature Duration Instant Saving Throw Fort halves DC 15 Spell Resistance Yes The target of this spell takes 10 points of wind damage and is inflicted with the Squalled status for 3 rounds. A successful Fortitude save reduces this damage by half and prevents the status effect from taking effect. Learned From : Hobgoblin
Isabel	"I'll try to get some!"
Sheena	wind magic has gotta fuck up bats "Don't worry, I got this!"
Isabel	oh, apparently my Power Rod is range of 30
Bronn	ok so how damage is the bats
Streak (GM)	hmm one sec
Isabel	just how dead did they just become?
Sheena	are you wondering if a '1 creature' target spell can hit a swarm streak because ive just started wondering that as well
Streak (GM)	yes
Bronn	usually it can
Streak (GM)	i may have misread this
Isabel	we don't have a means to hit them otherwise
Orme	its one pog!!
Bronn	well i can hit them if they take me down to half health
Streak (GM)	right well considering some other things lets say it hit just fine
Sheena	the bats consider the windstorm for a while then die
Streak (GM)	A blast of wind shoots forth from your hands, rushing towards the bats that are on route for Bronn's delicious neck. It rips the crowd apart, and they disperse completely.
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Bronn	"Oh thank the gods"
Streak (GM)	man that was a high damage roll too
Bronn	10/16
Isabel	well, is that one batclump down?
Bronn	sure is
Isabel	I c
Orme	yes tiny skul
Isabel	lets try to tame the other one
Sheena	no it was a low damage roll my spell just hurts like crazy well it was mediocre
Bronn	wow they sure dont have much hp
Streak (GM)	what its max 12 you got 10 its max 16 im dumb
Sheena	my rolls were 2 3 1 and 4
Streak (GM)	moving ON
Zmey	time for moe to use ultima
Sheena	literally the most mediocre
Isabel	Moe's turn
Streak (GM)	its Moe's turn
Isabel	"Hey Moe?"
Sheena	i assume moe is like 10th level
Isabel	"Some help over here, please?"
Sheena	and he just doesnt fight because we need the edxp exp
Zmey	moe is sapping our exp
Moe	"Grr!! I'm gonna get 'em!"
Zmey	ok
Orme	moe is final boss
Zmey	rip in peace
Isabel	"Moe!...ugh"
Moe	Moe charges at the final bat swarm, building up all of his POWER!!
Orme	godspeed, scrappy moog
Zmey	"What have you DONE"
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Moe	He flies through the swarm, unharmed, but having done no harm either.
Sheena	scrappy moog
Moe	"Take that!"
Bronn	wow
Sheena	ok orme throw the pokeball
Streak (GM)	Orme's turn.
Isabel	"Someone over here, please!"
Sheena	"Nice job little man"
Zmey	was i not illegal last time
Bronn	"Wow... good job Moe! I guess."
Zmey	or did streak veto
Orme	right then
Zmey	*was it
Orme	can moe get poisoned
Streak (GM)	they are weak to wind so i'm ruling that it worked
Orme	oh wait no time limit
Streak (GM)	Moe is fine always i mean that crystal isn't just for show you know
Bronn	:p
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Isabel	"Hey, Orme! Think you can help me with these fruit?"
Streak (GM)	you remember what it did when it was in the statue, right
Orme	an I hit the fruit out of the tree
Bronn	yeah
Orme	can
Streak (GM)	you could
Isabel	I was hoping you could help me climb the tree
Streak (GM)	They look rather ripe, like they're close to dropping.
Isabel	get the fruit that way or hit it
Streak (GM)	climbing is also an option but neither of you are equipped for that
Isabel	dang it
Orme	"hmm, if they're ripe then they might burst on landing" can I aid isabel's climb check like she stands on my shoulders or I throw her up even
Streak (GM)	It's athletics gasp! im good at those
Streak (GM)	yours is +3 hers is +2
Orme	right
Zmey	much athleticism
Orme	okay then I'll just hit them out. strength right?
Streak (GM)	so you could aid and i think that gives you +2 to the check if the aider's check succedds yes you roll 1d20+3
Bronn	^ is correct
Streak (GM)	for smacking them out
Zmey	"Use a really long stick!"
Isabel	If we knock em down, they might just explode when they fall
Zmey	with like a hook on it
Streak (GM)	maybe meruga can help
Orme	too many options
Zmey	thats what people use irl to get mangos
Isabel	Look, do we have a chance at climbing this tree?
Streak (GM)	just commit to the tree smack
Orme	k
Streak (GM)	its more impressive
Isabel	oh dear
Orme	Orme : Strength Check 7 augggggggh
Bronn	or not
Isabel	*facedesk
Bronn	ya gotta do it like bronn give it a nice kick
Streak (GM)	maybe meruga can try
Isabel	Let the doggy fty try
Streak (GM)	damnit mothra is back
Orme	"meruga, headbutt this tree!"
Zmey	a wild heracross appeared
Isabel	"Wait..." Isabel looks up, sees a fruit above her
Isabel	"oh..."
Sheena	wop wop wop
Orme	Meruga : Strength Check 18
Isabel	yeah...
Zmey	"cATCH IT" Isabel holds hands up
Isabel	do I need to roll something?
Orme	with a mighty blow, meruga smites the tree!
Streak (GM)	hmm i wonder
Zmey	reflex :}
Isabel	oh no...
Streak (GM)	right that makes sense
Isabel	ok, should I or shall you?
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20( 16 ) = 16 you catch the falling blooddrop pear
Isabel	"I got one!"
Orme	"excellent, isabel!"
Streak (GM)	you also panic a bit but are relieved
Orme	now what do we do with it
Streak (GM)	to find you did in fact catch it also it smells so bad
Isabel	"Ok, this smells awful"
Zmey	aura of decay
Streak (GM)	you should wash your hands in some electric water after this Isabel chokes a little on the stench
Bronn	congratulations, now the bats want to kill you
Streak (GM)	you still have a move action i believe
Isabel	"Ok, do you think we can tame the bats with this?"
Zmey	be a hero, lure the bat swarm away while we run
Isabel	"I mean, that goblin did"
Orme	"it's worth a try, but if it doesn't work, throw it away as hard as you can"
Streak (GM)	did he i think he just made a loud noise and was gonna throw fruit at you
Isabel	the goblin called them I think
Streak (GM)	who knows, he died instantly
Orme	it's too convenient otherwise
Isabel	"Ok, how should I go about this?"
Sheena	i know that feel streak
Streak (GM)	we'll never know that he wasn't even a caster
Zmey	"Yeah that would be /convenient/ wouldn't it. 5,000 bats. Following us everywhere. Normal"
Sheena	'now youll never know because you killed him too fast'
Streak (GM)	he was just some dumb nude goblin who thought he was a vampire
Orme	awww
Bronn	"Look, I'm just doing my job!"
Isabel	Yeahh...I have no sympathy for the batgoblin
Streak (GM)	ah fuck fuck moth rahfasgij piss off
Bronn	"Now can we please get rid of these hellsworn bats!" you noven do some magics or something
Isabel	Final boss revealed to be mothra
Orme	izzy give the horrible fruit to me
Zmey	Its true Isabel walks up to Orme and hands the fruit to him
Orme	thanking you~
Isabel	"Its all up to you now" "Sheena, lets try to keep this swarm alive"
Zmey	no one got even damaged by the swarm Orme prays to the goddess of luck
Streak (GM)	Swarm's turn
Isabel	"Don't engulf them in wind unless we have to" Sheena pouts
Isabel	does the fruit give a bonus to taming?
Orme	prolly not
Streak (GM)	why don't you find out
Sheena	"Fine!! I'm running low on magic anyway. Don't got a lotta razzle-dazzle left."
Orme	I'm just trying everything I can
Zmey	"I NEVER AGREED to any plans to tame these beasts for the record!!! Wild.. dirty.. flapping... They belong in the wild!" Sheena cracks her knuckles
Orme	I WANT FRIENDS
Streak (GM)	Anyway, the swarm continues to fly towards the burst fruits near Bronn.
Bronn	"Don't worry guys, I got this dealt wOHGODMOre BATS"
Orme	"they won't be anywhere near tou, miss zmey"
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Streak (GM)	Engulfing him in the process. rolling 1d6 ( 2 ) = 2
Orme	"bronn, on the other hand..."
Bronn	"THE FANGS AND THE WINGS AND BY ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY"
Streak (GM)	Bronn takes 2 damage. Zmey is silently judging everyone
Isabel	"Is it wrong that I find this extremely funny?" Bronn swings his glaive wildly.
Zmey	"It is hilarious"
Orme	"just jump out of there, sir"
Streak (GM)	Bronn makes a Fort check!
Bronn	Bronn : Fortitude Save 23
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20 +4( 18 )+4 = 22
Zmey	"I will only agree to this as long as they're constantly biting him."
Streak (GM)	oh okay
Sheena	"Bats are smelly and these ones seem really mean"
Bronn	oh right
Streak (GM)	well anyway the dc is 8 so
Sheena	"Let's not take these with us..."
Streak (GM)	you're fine sort of.
Bronn	wow 8 huh id have to really try to fail that
Streak (GM)	you are drowning in bats but you're okay It's your turn!
Bronn	"WHY DID ANYONE MAKE SUCH A THING." well uh
Zmey	wheres the damage damage or riot
Bronn	bronn is incapable of doing anything here question
Orme	jump free!
Isabel	Leap to freedom bring them to Orme
Streak (GM)	meanwhile i am making my own attack rolls against mothra
Orme	we can't kill them without killing you
Bronn	can i, like
Streak (GM)	and failing
Sheena	jump away
Zmey	accidentally swallow a bat whole
Sheena	jump in that giant tree
Bronn	use a full round action to scoop the fruit up with my glaive and toss them
Sheena	you can probably jump up there right
Isabel	Mothra has an AC of 40
Streak (GM)	i sure
Zmey	what the hell does your glaive look like
Orme	big spoon
Bronn	like a glaive
Streak (GM)	i guess make an attack roll then
Zmey	it all makes sense now
Isabel	it'll stab the fruit
Orme	fits like a glaive
Bronn	a big wide blade on the end of a long pole
Zmey	spoon.. chef
Streak (GM)	how does throwing work i wonder
Bronn	its a ranged attack although if i dont have a specific target its just gonna hit in some nondescript area
Isabel	the fruit is in melee range
Streak (GM)	where are you aiming them
Sheena	fruitstabe
Orme	away from us
Streak (GM)	okay
Sheena	i don't think it's an attack roll if you throw it in a direction i think you might just roll to see how far off the target it goes
Streak (GM)	roll a ranged attack
Bronn	rolling d20+3( 12 )+3 = 15 i toss it thataway
Streak (GM)	okay sure
Bronn	fruits are now that direction "YOU WANT YOUR FRUIT GO GET IT PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE"
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Streak (GM)	Bogrir's turn
Orme	bogrir smokes a bint
Streak (GM)	what do we want him to do
Orme	or pipe
Bronn	um
Isabel	attempt to murder?
Orme	coughs once
Bronn	possibly yeah have him come assist bronn in swinging wildly and tossing fruit
Zmey	hammer croquet
Orme	i've seen some spoon-shaped hammers in my time
Bronn	you know if you have a big enough weapon do you think you could hit a swarm like if we shot a cannon at the swarm
Isabel	flyswatter?
Orme	laser bugnet
Bogrir	they'd float aorund it like air or something
Orme	someone give a swarm spell resistance unbeatable
Bronn	so uh whats boggy doing
Isabel	helping you, I think
Zmey	can we just skip him for now
Bronn	yeah we might want to do that
Bogrir	okay fine
Streak (GM)	Zmey
Zmey	sme
Streak (GM)	go for eey
Zmey	what do get the other fruit?? "Should I go for that other smelly thing? It's in the opposite direction of the bats at least."
Isabel	"If you can reach high enough, sure"
Zmey	how high
Streak (GM)	umm lets say like 10 meters up
Zmey	i still have 15 ft
Isabel	are we in meters or feet?
Streak (GM)	hm how high are trees
Isabel	depends a lot
Orme	zmey do you
Streak (GM)	regular ass tree
Isabel	ummm 10 feet, maybe
Orme	have a limit on flight distance per day
Isabel	is a smaller one
Streak (GM)	you know what never mind lets say she reaches it fine
Isabel	maybe 15 ft
Zmey	no as long as i keep moving i can ascend at 45 degrees
Streak (GM)	too many numbers that don't matter
Orme	right
Isabel	fly and get the fruit
Sheena	ass tree
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Zmey	"This tree smells like ass."
Isabel	"I know..."
Zmey	do i have to do an attack roll to pick this fruit
Streak (GM)	Zmey flies to the tree and grabs the fruit. yes the ac is 1 please roll
Zmey	ok thats a.what action
Orme	unless it fights back, no Isabel keeps her hands as far away from her nose as possible
Zmey	can i still throw it this turn or no
Streak (GM)	no
Zmey	ok
Sheena	critical fumble, drop on ur head
Zmey	i keep it
Streak (GM)	you finish your turn in the air
Isabel	oh lease don't drop it on me
Zmey	"I hate this."
Streak (GM)	just to note that
Zmey	I sit on a branch and end my turn
Streak (GM)	there we go a little blue dot
Bronn	i like the little berry icons just kinda sitting on top
Zmey	I have been Marked for Death
Streak (GM)	Sheena now
Isabel	remember not to murderdeath, sheena
Bronn	can we please kill these bats just murder them
Streak (GM)	guys these are totally pears
Isabel	only slightly harm umm
Orme	yeah i don't mind
Streak (GM)	don't question their crystally shape
Isabel	Yeah, alright
Orme	i want to move on
Streak (GM)	Totally Pears
Isabel	we've kept them around to long
Sheena	mm
Isabel	I guess we end up keeping the pears
Sheena	"Ive made an executive decision"
Isabel	give them to Moe to store
Sheena	"We're going to kill the bat swarm."
Isabel	"Wait, what!?"
Sheena	(is batman in this world)
Moe	"Eugh, I'm not putting those in my bag!"
Sheena	(this is important)
Bronn	"YES PLEASE KILL THE BATS THEYRE EVERYWHERE"
Isabel	Moe, stop breaking the forth wall
Bronn	thre are vigilantes
Sheena	bronn chokes on a bat while opening his moouth to say that
Bronn	there*
Zmey	"Why do we kill..."
Moe	"I'd have to scrub so hard to get rid of the smell, kupo..."
Bronn	"HRKRKRKRK BATS"
Isabel	Moe, I'm not even speaking this. How are you hearing this?
Orme	"I would rather lead them away from us, but..."
Sheena	Sheena : Magic Missile (Wind Staff) Attack 0 Damage 5 Ranged Notes : We can always dream. Type Magical Ranged Touch Attack, Wind Element
Moe	Don't worry about, kupo!
Bronn	oh
Sheena	oh dear
Bronn	well then
Isabel	Like, my character isn't even think this yet
Sheena	my macros fucked up how'd that happen
Zmey	2-2
Isabel	That is a miss and a half
Streak (GM)	it is a -2 yes
Bronn	yeah
Sheena	i guess i miss
Bronn	rolled a 2, -2 dexmod
Orme	magic misfire
Bronn	whoops
Streak (GM)	Your blast blows a bat into Bronn's face.
Orme	sheen explodes
Isabel	pfft
Bronn	"ACK WHY GODS"
Sheena	it's not a critical miss i didnt get a 1
Streak (GM)	did you move? Isabel hears Bronn Bronn continues swinging wildly.
Sheena	i just missed like fuck
Isabel	"Sheena, what did you do?"
Streak (GM)	it didn't do anything that was just flavour
Sheena	ive decided to go there
Isabel	I know
Streak (GM)	also i like to annoy bronn
Sheena	"Well I uh... might have missed."
Streak (GM)	Bogrir's turn!
Sheena	"Harder to hit with the staff than the spells."
Bronn	"CAN NOONE HIT THESE BATS"
Streak (GM)	I'm making an executive decision
Zmey	"NOPE"
Bronn	"HOW CAN THERE BE SO MANY IT IS A FINITE AREA"
Streak (GM)	because none of you know what to do with him
Isabel	"Hold on, Bronn. In a little bit we can save you"
Streak (GM)	Bronn continues his charge towards the bats.
Isabel	"Kinda far away" Bronn cannot hear anyone for he is too busy swinging.
Zmey	bog
Sheena	you mean bogrir
Zmey	no he can pass the fruit
Bronn	if youre actually making a charge you can make a double movement
Zmey	now theres no one in between
Isabel	This is a disaster
Zmey	"What are those brutes up to now."
Bogrir	"Begone, ye vampiric nuisances!!" he says, swinging away at the recently (yes that was only six seconds ago) dispersed bat clump.
Orme	effort
Streak (GM)	Moe's turn. Moe flies around the fancy tree, taking note of what's happening.
Zmey	how fast can moe even
Moe	"(This is kinda funny.)"
Isabel	it is so funny
Orme	RIGHT SO
Streak (GM)	he can move 60ft
Bronn	"BOGRIR GET YOUR DWARVEN MITTS OVER HERE AND HELP"
Streak (GM)	Orme's go
Orme	what's the perception distance for these bats how far can they smell the fruit is this information i'm allowed to know
Streak (GM)	probably decently well
Isabel	They smelled the first fruit pretty well
Orme	right then
Isabel	"Ok, I think we need to save Bronn now" Orme breaks open the fruit he's holding
Streak (GM)	you're talking as if its been an hour and not 12 seconds
Orme	"Meruga, I know it smells hideous but you need to hold this for me"
Isabel	"Eugh, that's rancid!"
Orme	I give the fruit for meruga to hold
Streak (GM)	Meruga happily takes the fruit. it's so smelly!! yeah!!! Meruga is glad that she has huge teeth and no tongue
Isabel	I don't think Meruga minds the smell of dead corpses
Zmey	meruga eat fruit
Streak (GM)	will that be all
Orme	"now meru, head halfway between bogrir and sheena"
Isabel	"Agh! I can't even hold my nose! My hands still smell like rotting meat!"
Orme	"or isabel"
Streak (GM)	The lobo looks at you processing these complex instructions and battle plans. Then makes its move.
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Streak (GM)	What a good dog.
Isabel	Lobos are smart, obviously
Orme	trying to bring the bats in the range of the casters
Isabel	When I get a familiar, I'm making it a bat
Orme	end
Streak (GM)	I think actually it just ran when he started pointing.
Isabel	Fruit bat though, not one of these things
Streak (GM)	Isabel's turn.
Isabel	Ok I move closer to Meruga And ready my Earth Rod
Zmey	"Can't we just run away? They only seem to want the stench of this fruit. And him I think."
Isabel	"Thats a good point..." "But now Meruga smells like fruit"
Streak (GM)	they are still vampire bats you know
Isabel	I'll fire my rod at the bats when they get within range
Streak (GM)	they love all kinds of blood
Orme	yes good get them in the crossfire
Zmey	lets cover moe in fruit moe in invulnerable
Isabel	I'll actually move up a little so Meruga isn't too in the way
Streak (GM)	well he's not really invincible
Isabel	that's still within my walking range
Streak (GM)	enemies just wont attack him if they have any other option
Orme	he has anti-aggro
Isabel	"Alright! Get over here you flying rats!" end turn
Streak (GM)	BAt Swarm's turn!
Isabel	I'm ready They can't get near Meruga without being in range of me And I actually have 30 range with my rod, not 25
Streak (GM)	Spotting the irresistable combination of Silver Lobo and Blooddrop Pear, the bats swoop away from Bronn (who is less delicious than they first thought) and towards Meruga.
Orme	delicious!?
Isabel	Yeah, get in my range FIRE!!
Streak (GM)	The bats get into range of Isabel
Bronn	"OH THANK YOU SWEET LORDS"
Isabel	Isabel : Earth Rod Attack 18 Damage 6 Type Magical Ranged Touch Attack, Earth Element Hell yeah
Orme	oh is this your readied action?
Isabel	yep
Orme	sweet
Isabel	"Killing two or more bats with one stone"
Streak (GM)	You hit, but the magical rock flies right through them, doing nothing.
Bronn	make sure you change your initiative
Orme	whaaaat
Isabel	Crap Sheena is the only one who can hurt them
Bronn	or streak should i guess
Isabel	"Ummm..that didn't go too well"
Sheena	D:
Isabel	My initiative becomes,..what?
Streak (GM)	Oh no.... lets say 11
Isabel	ok
Bronn	do some damage wheeee
Streak (GM)	The bats swarm poor Meruga.
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Orme	nooo
Isabel	"Uh...Sheena, sweety? Could you help me a little?"
Streak (GM)	but not just that, they bare their..3000 teeth, and go for blood!
Isabel	I'm not seriously going to have to use Light on them, am I?
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+7( 17 )+7 = 24
Bronn	quite possibly
Streak (GM)	Meruga saves, though.
Isabel	best dog
Orme	so that was lethal damage now what Sheena looks sorta nervous
Isabel	I think that was an attack roll
Streak (GM)	Witnessing the Blood Drain attack, Sheena feels... what does she feel
Orme	oh phew
Isabel	oh nooo
Bronn	wow a +7? crazy
Streak (GM)	she should roll a spellcraft check
Sheena	i feel uh
Bronn	so i imagine that hits and does damage
Sheena	yeah taht
Bronn	hello?
Sheena	no vermin is nature
Bronn	uh oh my connection died didnt it
Streak (GM)	these are magical bats though
Zmey	bats are animals
Sheena	drufle what
Isabel	You're still here, Bronn
Streak (GM)	thats what the bestiary says
Isabel	At least I still see you
Zmey	er magical beasts ok
Orme	magical blood drain
Sheena	Sheena : Spellcraft Check 14 same modifier shit i think that might fail
Streak (GM)	that is a fail
Isabel	erk Sheena looks even more nervous
Streak (GM)	Sheena feels...wind. It was just wind.
Isabel	We lost Drufle
Sheena	we've lost drufle
Orme	sheena has a passing tummyache
Sheena	man down
Zmey	rip
Sheena	"I don
Orme	too many bats
Isabel	Streak, CAN we kill these bats?
Sheena	"I don't understand! I almost see what they're... argh!!" Sheena is suffering from Doubt!
Orme	oh no
Zmey	the sickness
Streak (GM)	Bronn's turn.
Isabel	We can't fight these
Sheena	that's -4 on my spellcraft checks for the next hour
Streak (GM)	of course you can
Orme	D:
Isabel	With WHAT
Streak (GM)	point sheena at them
Isabel	Sheena is doubtful
Streak (GM)	she's fine
Isabel	"Sheena, you are the only one who can do this"
Orme	GM sez yer fine, lass
Streak (GM)	as long as you don't make her roll spellcraft its just the same roll she gets -4 to she does look unnerved though
Moe	"Sheena, ya gotta blast em again!!"
Isabel	"Sheena, you okay over there?"
Moe	"Pfoof!!"
Sheena	"Guys, I'm running pretty low on magic here... I can take them out, but we need to rest after that or I
Zmey	to Orme "Hey! If I shoot a fruit along with an arrow to that tree over there, do you think they'll follow it if we somehow get them to leave your hound?"
Sheena	'm not gonna be much more use." wow that happened
Isabel	We lost Drufle, either we move on or wait
Sheena	zmey literally spoke over me amaze drufle returns
Drufle	and thus i return
Orme	"I'd like to believe that, Zmey! But they seem pretty enraptured over there"
Isabel	Drooooof!
Drufle	phone died a bit
Zmey	ok
Moe	well i saw him loggin back onto skype Orme is regretting his decision
Zmey	rip phone
Moe	yes, me, moe did
Zmey	moe has 3g
Archbishop Beorhtio	i saw him too
Orme	streak is meruga stuck there
Zmey	how dare he not share
Drufle	well given that i have all of nothing to do
Streak (GM)	no he can move freely
Isabel	"we need to save Meruga!"
Orme	good
Bronn	"Ok, ok, I think the bats are gone. Oh, they just moved."
Orme	"she'll be fine, Isabel"
Sheena	did no one else see that
Bronn	"Hey, uh, can someone deal with those?"
Zmey	what
Isabel	see what?
Orme	see whut
Isabel	secret rolls?
Archbishop Beorhtio	yeah see what
Zmey	muh immersion
Sheena	archbishop beartato
Isabel	Beorthio, what are you doing here?
Sheena	streaks joke
Zmey	please stop
Bronn	bronn is going to brace his glaive but otherwise do nothing
Sheena	i thought itw as a funnny
Isabel	We're trying to kill bats here
Sheena	oh god my head im gonna go take some pills brb
Streak (GM)	Zmey's turn
Bronn	im incapable of hitting these
Zmey	ah fuck it
Isabel	This fight has gone on too long
Streak (GM)	get used to that they all do
Isabel	No more swarms until we get more AoE
Zmey	I use my move action to get a bow and arrow out and stick it through a pear can i then use my standard action to shoot it far away y/y
Streak (GM)	okay where to
Zmey	i want them to fuck off to that direction
Streak (GM)	i'd suggest shooting it through the swarm to better distract them
Zmey	better
Streak (GM)	okay ranged attack roll, then
Zmey	Zmey : Branch Bow Attack 18 Damage 2 Type Piercing Ow! Splinter...
Streak (GM)	the fruit lands there
Isabel	uh, the fruit had the blue mark
Streak (GM)	right through the swarm, who seem to take notice. well the pear was in the air too i guess SHeena's turn!
Isabel	get em sheena wait, will this hit Meruga?
Sheena	"O-okay!"
Zmey	"I hope to Dragon it works."
Streak (GM)	no
Orme	prolly oh good
Isabel	"You can do this, Sheena!"
Sheena	Sheena : Magic Missile (Wind Staff) Attack 11 Damage 7 Ranged Notes : We can always dream. Type Magical Ranged Touch Attack, Wind Element
Isabel	"Hit them HARD"
Zmey	"I've gotten rather fond of that hound."
Sheena	pew pew that probably misses
Streak (GM)	Miss!
Isabel	ok, we've lost
Streak (GM)	Move action? Sheena tries too hard to not hit the poor dog covered in bats and doesn't really hit any of them at all.
Sheena	nah im good
Isabel	we might need ungulfing wind
Streak (GM)	Bog's turn.
Isabel	I don't want to waste a potential heal
Zmey	he does a little dance
Orme	bog should get out of here
Sheena	i dont want to waste my last spell either
Bogrir	Bogrir, having considered that maybe his hammer won't work too well, decides to stop charging around.
Sheena	i feel like we have a third fight in here at least
Isabel	I know, but I don't know how else to hit these guys
Bogrir	"Aye, maybe this isn't workin'..."
Sheena	well if i make a half decent attack roll OR you guys figure out Pear Puzzle
Isabel	didn't you just fail a ranged attack roll?
Streak (GM)	only skill checks trigger doubt
Isabel	Ok, phew
Streak (GM)	i mean that drawback would be way too bad
Sheena	yea no lol
Streak (GM)	what should bog do nothing?
Isabel	Head for the other exit? or nothing?
Orme	come down
Bronn	yeah probably move away
Zmey	theres another exit??
Orme	or side
Bronn	bottom right
Isabel	the path to the right
Zmey	huh there is
Orme	ohh yes there
Isabel	I can't have seriously been the only one to see that
Zmey	im zoomed the way in
Bogrir	"Ye alright? They didn't bite ye too hard, did they?" Bogrir says, checking on Bronn.
Streak (GM)	Moe's turn He flies up to Zmey.
Isabel	Assist us, Moe Win us the game
Moe	"Hey, you can fly too?" "We should do a race!!"
Isabel	Dang it Moe
Zmey	"You betcha. But not as well as you little dude."
Moe	"I could show you some moves! Like the loop de loop." "That makes you dizzy, though." "This is probably a bad time, kupo."
Zmey	"Busy. Bats. That won't leave. Any tips??"
Moe	"Oh, I'm sure they'll leave eventually. It is pretty light out here." "Bats hate light, right?"
Streak (GM)	Orme's turn.
Isabel	Bat's eyesight is just as good as a human's they don't have any problem with light
Streak (GM)	Yes well Moe isn't a perfect font of knowledge. He's like Mogipedia.
Isabel	someone needs to moderate the moogle
Zmey	magic bats can behave whatever the hell they want
Orme	"right! That's IT! I have had it up to HERE, with these mother-hubbard bats, in this mother-hubbard forest!!" "We are LEAVING."
Streak (GM)	woah language
Isabel	"Woah..."
Zmey	infraction
Isabel	Orme is done with this so done
Orme	is sprint a thing above run
Sheena	"Can't you do like, tamey things to them?"
Streak (GM)	no
Orme	had enough right so run is triple speed
Streak (GM)	your dog is being swarmed you know are you just going to run
Isabel	head for the other path
Orme	you said she can move freely
Isabel	we need the orbs
Streak (GM)	well still seems mean
Orme	so she was gonna come with me
Streak (GM)	but if shes running too go on move your 6ft
Orme	actually
Bronn	ok uh
Streak (GM)	60*
Orme	are there templates for cones
Bronn	just saying i gotta go for a while my laptops almost dead
Zmey	drop the fruit
Orme	yeah!! so
Isabel	What're you thinking, Mopp?
Zmey	battery or broken
Bronn	and i wont be back for like 50 minutes
Streak (GM)	aw thats a shame well thats fine
Bronn	so see ya guys
Streak (GM)	we'll still be playing im sure
Bronn	be back in a bit
Isabel	see you in a bit, Druffle
Zmey	o/
Orme	well I think I can poison gas again but I don't want to hit any of you
Zmey	see you space cowboy
Orme	byee druf
Isabel	I'll be fine
Streak (GM)	aim it up or move then do it whats the range on it
Orme	30 ft
Isabel	this looks like to goes farther than I thought
Sheena	adios
Streak (GM)	its fine you only hit them with that
Orme	alright "Meruga! drop that fruit! then, to isabel! Poison!" Meruga does those things Isabel holds her breath
Meruga	Meruga : Poisonous Breath Class : Exhales a cloud of poisonous gas. 1/1d4 rounds. Fort DC 10+ConMod+1/2 Level to negate. fuckin'
Zmey	???
Meruga	keep forgetting it doesn't have macros
Sheena	dog is angered
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20( 4 ) = 4
Orme	do the bats save this
Streak (GM)	nope
Orme	yayy
Isabel	woop I might need to eat dinner
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d6( 5 ) = 5
Orme	shoot them before you go
Streak (GM)	the bats take 5 damage
Isabel	oh? they might be in range
Orme	or
Isabel	maybe
Streak (GM)	Orme's turn
Orme	I haven't moved yet so then
Streak (GM)	you haven't done anything yet
Orme	right wild emp was d20+3?
Streak (GM)	yes
Orme	rolling 1d20 + 3( 5 )+3 = 8 fuckin'
Sheena	bugger
Isabel	not good
Orme	well that's it
Isabel	wait, isn't that the DC? Orme tries to reason with the filthy vermin and fails
Orme	wasn't it 11
Zmey	to Moe "Got some snacks in your little bag there?"
Isabel	Droof said 8 I think
Orme	DC = HD (1) +10
Isabel	hmm, I'm not sure
Zmey	"I only have these rations I've been saving since /forever/"
Streak (GM)	Yeah it fails sadly
Orme	right
Isabel	Ok
Streak (GM)	Isabel!
Orme	light 'em up izzy
Isabel	5 ft step I only have 1 mana left
Streak (GM)	you can move freely if you want
Isabel	I use light, and I can't heal
Streak (GM)	they can't AoO
Isabel	I don't want to be able to be covered or all three of us covered but I don't need to step back much
Streak (GM)	well, okay
Isabel	Ok, should I use light? I can't use Cure afterwards
Streak (GM)	everyone is still pretty healthy
Isabel	You never know but if Earth Rod doesn't hit
Orme	the GM always knows
Isabel	then I don't have much of a choice
Zmey	it will never hit
Isabel	I know
Orme	do it please I want to do something else
Isabel	ok
Orme	I don't want this sesh to be just this fight
Isabel	Isabel : Light School Light; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 25 Effects/Target One creature Duration Instant Saving Throw Fortitude partial DC 15 Spell Resistance Yes
Requires a ranged touch attack (Roll: 16 ) to hit that deals 8 damage and inflicts the Dazzled status effect for 1 rounds. A successful Fortitude save prevents the status effect from taking effect.
Zmey	:D
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Isabel	"GET OUT OF HERE!!" "YOU STUPID FLYING RATS!!"
Streak (GM)	The Light shoos the bats away! Orme prays to isabel, the true god
Isabel	"FINALLY!!"
Streak (GM)	Finally.
Music	Isabel falls to her knees
Orme	20 seconds of hell
Zmey	to Moe "How do you feel about all this animal cruelty?"
Sheena	"It's been like what, 30 seconds?" Isabel tries to wipe the smell off her hands in the grass
Moe	"Monsters love fighting." "I think."
Isabel	"30 seconds too long" brb, dinner
Orme	"time is immaterial in the field of battle"
Zmey	"Scary." Orme moves to pet meruga
Streak (GM)	And so, the party loot the chest that was at the tree. (remember that)
Orme	"I'm sorry for endangering youuuuu sobs"
Sheena	ohright
Streak (GM)	Inside, you find 2 pairs of Bronze Armlets, a scroll, and a puch with 72gil inside. pouch*
Orme	a putsch
Sheena	"What are these things??"
Zmey	its poochie
Bogrir	"Ye wear them on yer wrists." "Offers a small amount of protection."
Sheena	"Neato."
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Zmey	"You can probably detect their auras."
Sheena	Sheena : Detect Magic School Enhancing; Level Blue Mage 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components 0 Range 60 ft Effects/Target Cone Duration Concentration, [[1]min Saving Throw 0 DC 14 Spell Resistance No You detect magical auras. The amount of information revealed depends on how long you study a particular area or subject. http://www.finalfantasyd20.com/ffd20/spells--d-f-.html
Bogrir	"They're pretty light too, so you caster-types can make use of 'em."
Streak (GM)	They don't appear to be magical. (technically they aren't...)
Sheena	"I doubt these little armbands will protect me from much... they aren't even magic!!" "But if you say so..."
Zmey	lol
Bogrir	"Hey, they might help in a pinch." Sheena is grumpy and unimpressed
Orme	"let's see what this scroll says"
Sheena	"Izzy, you want a pair?" Orme opens the roll
Sheena	streak you want to puppet for her so we can give her loot
Streak (GM)	In reality, they offer a small protection in the form of +1 to reflex.
Sheena	i have a +1 to checks to understand scrolls
Zmey	ac?
Sheena	maybe i should read it
Orme	go ahead
Streak (GM)	reflex saves yes
Sheena	they are armbands that make you better at rolling streak is it a spellcraft check to figure out what this thing is
Streak (GM)	i think so yes
Sheena	ok this is at -3
Streak (GM)	i'll roll it or you sure
Sheena	because of doubt and my trait no you should roll
Streak (GM)	wait -3 what
Sheena	-4 + 1
Streak (GM)	+8
Sheena	i get +1 to checks to understand scrolls
Streak (GM)	you are trained in it
Sheena	yeah i meant -3 on top of the basic skill check roll
Zmey	Decipher a scroll 20 + spell level
Streak (GM)	right okay
Sheena	that ye must apply manually with yer brain
Streak (GM)	thank
Zmey	oh wait scrolls work differently dont they Sheena stares carefully at the scroll over Orme's shoulder
Zmey	they just teach spells
Bogrir	"Can ye understand that mumbo-jumbo?"
Sheena	good question
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+5( 14 )+5 = 19
Sheena	o
Streak (GM)	Not quite. Sheena sighs
Zmey	"Isabel?"
Sheena	"I have no clue what this thing is."
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+6( 19 )+6 = 25
Zmey	nice
Isabel	"Oh, hey, that's White Magic." "Give it here."
Orme	to the victor the spoils
Isabel	"Hmm...ohh, it's Communal Endure Elements."
Zmey	._. ok
Streak (GM)	Moe pockets the gold.
Sheena	"Well uh. I guess that could be useful?"
Streak (GM)	Isabel can hold onto the scroll.
Sheena	"You might as well learn it I guess!" Sheena has a think
Sheena	"Hey, wait!"
Streak (GM)	Time to finally move on, then.
Sheena	"Do you think that could work on that electrified water?"
Orme	"endure elements you say? do you mean the actusl elements, or the weather?"
Zmey	"I wonder if that disgusting fruit has magical properties?"
Isabel	"Well, it's really just for resisting terrible weather."
Orme	"perhaps for some odiferous dark magic"
Isabel	"We used to use it on acolyte trips."
Orme	acidolyte trips
Isabel	"Not powerful, but it's a nice luxury to have."
Streak (GM)	Wanna move on?
Zmey	"Hey Moe, is your bag magical enough to keep other stuff in it from stinking?"
Orme	YES
Moe	"Hmm..." "Put it in a pouch and i'll consider it."
Sheena	"Maybe we can all climb in Moe's bag and get him to carry us around." Sheena giggles
Moe	"I wouldn't do that, there's probably no air in there, kupo."
Zmey	"Stealth!"
Sheena	"Oxygen has defeated me yet again."
Orme	"you'd never get meru in there, no matter how big it stretches"
Zmey	"Haha. Let's move forward then."
Orme	"gladly"
Picture	Meruga pockets one of the bat corpses
Sheena	"The fuck is this?"
Bronn	"Ugh, I think I can still taste bat."
Zmey	"Language." Zmey : Perception Check 17 jk just reading a sign again
Streak (GM)	You see a sign, and an alter not unlike the ones from before. The sign says "Destruction will bring more destruction. Reflect on your experience through calming winds, and you'll be richer for it. Stay grounded, and you will progress." Riddles!
Zmey	"Now this one isn't useless!"
Streak (GM)	Other than that, this appears to be a dead end.
Orme	"well, it seems obvious to me that by "grounded" it is referring to the "earth""
Zmey	"Anyone riddle here?"
Sheena	"Guys this is the easiest puzzle ever."
Orme	"surely the earth orb would allow us through"
Sheena	"If we give it the wind orb, we get some sort of loot." "Exactly!"
Isabel	"So it's related to the elements?" "They're all back at the shrine, htough."
Sheena	"What about that destruction line?"
Zmey	can we skip walking and just timeskip
Bronn	"Moe, go get them."
Sheena	"Would that be like, fire?"
Orme	"another fight, most likely"
Zmey	"Seems like it."
Moe	"Which one, kupo?"
Zmey	"Reflect... water?"
Sheena	"I don't know if I'm really up for another fight..."
Streak (GM)	Which orb should Moe go get?
Sheena	"Get the wind orb!"
Zmey	all the orb
Orme	"earth!"
Isabel	back
Zmey	"All of them!"
Sheena	"Thanks Moe!"
Moe	"I can only carry one at a time..."
Isabel	"Is it over?"
Orme	"Meruga, fetch the orb that smells like soil"
Zmey	"You're back." Sheena pops the worb (Wind Orb) on the pedestal
Orme	"wow that was quick"
Streak (GM)	As you place the orb on the pedestal, a gentle breeze fills the clearing.
Streak (GM)	It's so nice
Zmey	"!"
Isabel	"This is...odd"
Streak (GM)	you hsould think about life Th-tunk!
Zmey	oh its over
Orme	"I can only hop-huwha"
Zmey	"Zounds!"
Streak (GM)	Out of a nearby tree, loot falls out. Sheena gets all quiet and introspective
Isabel	"Loot!" Meruga thinks dog thoughts
Streak (GM)	Inside are two potions, which look a lot like the one Bronn has. Isabel skips the introspection
Streak (GM)	same manufacturer how about that they're Cure Potions
Isabel	Oh, good
Streak (GM)	That's all that happens, though.
Isabel	"Lets try some of the other orbs"
Streak (GM)	Moe brought earth, as requested.
Sheena	"Sick." Orme put earth on
Zmey	"Progress.."
Streak (GM)	As you do so, you see the ground ahead shift and warp to the sides the trees slowly part with it.
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Orme	"uncanny!"
Isabel	"Secret passage!"
Zmey	i aura
Isabel	"Should we try the other orbs first?"
Orme	"not fire, whatever you do!"
Streak (GM)	The way is open!
Zmey	"I don't think anything will happen with the others."
Orme	MUSHMEN
Isabel	Loot though
Zmey	"Who are those?"
Streak (GM)	And ahead are two small creatures.
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Orme	ADORABLE MUSHMEN
Isabel	"Umm, hi?"
Zmey	"Hey don't get too close!"
Isabel	"How're you cute lot?"
Streak (GM)	They're floating around, holding onto dandelions far bigger than they are.
Orme	"oh my stars and garters they're lovely"
Isabel	I see a green background
Zmey	"cough cough Hello! We come in peace!"
Isabel	"I kinda want to do that"
Streak (GM)	They don't appear to understand you.
Isabel	"Just float around"
Zmey	hmm
Orme	"are they even sapient?"
Streak (GM)	They notice your presence, but aren't startled.
Isabel	"What language do you think they might know?"
Zmey	"Forest creatures."
Orme	streak they plants will empathy work?
Zmey	"Moe, do you speak mushroom?"
Sheena	i try "Hello" in sylvan
Isabel	Fungi, technically
Streak (GM)	Sure??
Isabel	closer to animals than plants
Orme	hmm
Zmey	w/e
Streak (GM)	do you want to try recruit them or something
Orme	I want to try and open up communications wild emp isn't just for catching
Zmey	(they probably do speak sylvan)
Streak (GM)	The green one floats on over to the large man.
Orme	look if any of you know sylvan then just step right up otherwise shush
Isabel	Sheena does, I think She just tried to say hello
Orme	Orme : Wild Empathy Class : Tamer (Beastmaster)
Improve demeanor of creature within 30ft. Roll: 5 blargh
Isabel	dang it
Streak (GM)	They seem to view you as peaceful. Orme tries to understand their mindset
Streak (GM)	Why this is, you don't know.
Orme	but it is too fungoid
Streak (GM)	Maybe it was something you did.
Isabel	The wind orb?
Orme	maybe so
Zmey	is phoone afk
Isabel	Maybe? There is a sign! Does Isabel notice the sign?
Moe	"I bet they'd love that wind we had on before."
Zmey	we just. read the sign.
Isabel	"They seem pretty happy"
Streak (GM)	isabel wasn't here for that
Isabel	oh, I must of missed that
Zmey	oh
Sheena	im a little out of it
Orme	"should we put the wind orb on the altar again?"
Streak (GM)	is it the music
Zmey	speak more sylvan
Streak (GM)	too relaxing?
Orme	"or shouldwe give the orb to them?"
Zmey	play some death metal
Streak (GM)	i can put on some metal if you want
Zmey	yeah
Sheena	i try "Who are you?" in sylvan
Isabel	"I think we could put the orb back on the pedestal"
Streak (GM)	They don't respond, but they smile at you anyway.
Zmey	oh theyre even more adorbs up close eeeeee i hope theyre chaotic evil
Isabel	ok, everything just went dark in my room storm knocked out the lighting and internet oh jeeze
Orme	D:
Isabel	I just blacked out here but I'm back
Streak (GM)	we cannot let the heavens stop us
Zmey	D: scare
Streak (GM)	what do yo uwant to do to the orbs
Zmey	I just keep waving and such
Orme	"isabel, I'm concerened that we will close the opening by removing the earth orb"
Zmey	whispers "Maybe we should show them the orbs." *orb
Isabel	"Ah...I guess that's right" Orme picks up the wind orb Isabel looks further down the path
Orme	and bring sit over "behold!"
Streak (GM)	They observe the orb, and being to flutter around it, making happy noises.
Orme	aww
Streak (GM)	You should try that empathy thing again.
Zmey	Zmey : Influence Check 18
Isabel	try try try again
Orme	Orme : Wild Empathy Class : Tamer (Beastmaster)
Improve demeanor of creature within 30ft. Roll: 21
Isabel	nice
Orme	woo!
Isabel	to both of you
Zmey	can i add to his roll
Streak (GM)	did you want one or two
Zmey	with my roll by add i mean aid another +2???
Streak (GM)	i mean he succeeded so whatever
Zmey	yeah
Orme	succeed MORE
Streak (GM)	its not a skill check so no
Isabel	ok, now we can talk to them
Orme	"ah, I see!"
Isabel	maybe Zmey just makes them like her more
Streak (GM)	i think i was misunderstood i'm letting you capture them and you just won
Isabel	Oh wow, really?
Orme	...ohhhh
Zmey	oh
Isabel	Sweet
Orme	thank you!
Isabel	Yes, they are adorable please have them join us
Orme	so yes I would like two
Streak (GM)	they are passive monsters so i figure we shouldn't have to beat them up first
Zmey	hello, new slaves
Orme	:D
Streak (GM)	yay new friends
Orme	"well then, I guess you two need names!"
Isabel	"Names? Did they join us?"
Orme	apparently!
Zmey	"What just happened?"
Streak (GM)	You can proceed now. Isabel squees a little under her breath
Zmey	"Freunds??"
Bronn	"Huh...?"
Orme	"lead the way, delightful fungi friends!"
Zmey	"They probably know this forest inside and out." Isabel coughs a little to regain composure
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Zmey	"Water."
Orme	"don't be scared of meruga, she's a pure carnivore"
Isabel	"Wow, ok, more water"
Zmey	ok what's over there
Isabel	Isabel : Detect Magic School Enhancing; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 Standard Action Components N/A Range 60ft Effects/Target Cone Duration Concentration, 1mins. Saving Throw N/A DC 14 Spell Resistance No Detects all spells and magic items within 60 ft. Can gleam more info from studying for up to 3 rounds. http://www.finalfantasyd20.com/ffd20/spells--d-f-.html
Zmey	is it floating
Sheena	"3 gil says that's all electrified."
Isabel	water, please
Bronn	"Well, there's the source of all of our woes."
Isabel	"I'm about to find out"
Zmey	Zmey : Perception Check 5
Streak (GM)	It is. And that's a thunder orb.
Sheena	zmey has fallen asleep
Streak (GM)	(Duh)
Isabel	"That's it, theres the thunder orb" "Now we just have to get to it"
Zmey	"I'm still too teray from that stench."
Orme	oh if only we had a flock of bats to lift it
Streak (GM)	Bogrir notices something.
Bogrir	"Hmm, parts of this pond are more shallow."
Zmey	disregard
Bogrir	"You see it?"
Isabel	"Ok..."
Orme	"vaguely"
Isabel	"Not much, but I get what you're saying"
Zmey	"Irrelevant."
Isabel	"No way in hell I'm stepping in it, though"
Zmey	ok but how is the orb placed at the end there
Sheena	"Perhaps... only some parts are electrified? Like a maze?"
Zmey	i need to know
Isabel	More Detect Magic Advance the knowledge
Zmey	im gonna fucking
Isabel	more scanning equals more knowledge
Sheena	zmey fuckings
Isabel	Yeah, right, flying
Streak (GM)	Zmey decides to skip the puzzle.
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Zmey	damn right
Orme	"zmey I know you're impatient but this seems very unwise"
Isabel	its not going to let her, is it?
Sheena	"Careful!!"
Streak (GM)	No she grabs it fine. Sheena sputters around
Zmey	"I'm in my element."
Isabel	"Zmey, please be ca- oh, you did it" Isabel applauds
Orme	"I shudder to think what we'd do without you"
Streak (GM)	Upon removing hte orb, the water stops being all electricy. Nice!! Zmey twirls with a flourish
Isabel	"Water is SAFE!"
Orme	MISHON COMPRET Isabel tries to wash hands in water
Streak (GM)	Zmey is suddenly smited by THOR HIMSELF just kidding
Zmey	ok
Isabel	They still smell like those fruit
Meruga	Meruga gets a drink because she is PARCHED
Sheena	"Now we should be able to get that Water Orb."
Isabel	Can we say I took one of those fruit? I mean, there can be other animals it would work on
Streak (GM)	You can yes
Moppy	we can go back through and get it maybe
Streak (GM)	its really smells though.
Sheena	"And maybe we should try the fire orb on that pedestal back there? I'm sorta curious..." Zmey is smug as hell
Orme	whoops
Isabel	oh
Streak (GM)	what would you like to do now?
Isabel	will my backpack stop the smell?
Orme	"When we are rested and healed, Sheena!"
Streak (GM)	You recall the words of the sign.
Zmey	"One more!"
Streak (GM)	"Destruction brings more destruction."
Isabel	Wut
Streak (GM)	poetic right
Sheena	"Heh, you're probably right." "I don't know exactly what it means by destruction..." "But I could really use a rest."
Zmey	"Let's not bring more destruction. We have destructed enough for the day."
Isabel	"Destructive Elements cause more destruction"
Zmey	beach episode
Sheena	bechpisode
Streak (GM)	With the earth orb carried by Moe, the wind by the Gnomes, and the ELectric by Zmey, you can now make your way back.
Isabel	I'm ok with resting
Zmey	"If we place the fire orb here would it turn into a hot tub?"
Isabel	but lets get the orbs onto the pedsatal first
Orme	is that what gnomes are in this world
Isabel	"Or lava"
Streak (GM)	yes they are gnomes
Orme	weird mang
Zmey	oh so they're sapient too
Sheena	gNOMES
Zmey	moral implications~~~
Sheena	zoop
Zmey	aaa
Isabel	Teleport
Streak (GM)	walking is lame
Isabel	"Ok, lets get to that waterfall"
Streak (GM)	don't do it
Zmey	yep
Isabel	"Like, right now!" "Bronn! This is your chance!"
Sheena	zop
Bronn	"Yeah! Now I'll show that dumb waterfall who's boss!"
Orme	"you could wash out the bat taste at least, hah"
Zmey	"I expect the waterfall to have stopped flowing somehow."
Picture	Isabel rushes off to the waterfall Sheena takes the Fire Orb
Streak (GM)	The waterfall continues to flow.
Orme	"sheena I see you!"
Zmey	"Nope!"
Streak (GM)	It's no longer electric, as predictied.
Sheena	"I'm not hiding it!" :I
Isabel	"Alright, this shouldn't be too bad now"
Sheena	"We were gonna take it back over to that pedestal, right???"
Isabel	why is the waterfall grey?
Bronn	Bronn, wishing to prove his glorious might, begins pushing into thje waterfall.
Zmey	because its not blue
Sheena	that's the color of not electricity
Zmey	kicking the waterfall
Streak (GM)	i couldn't find a good waterfall
Isabel	it needs a recolor
Bronn	rolling 1d20 + 4( 7 )+4 = 11
Orme	neutral waterfall in neutral colors
Isabel	I think its a colorless sprite, meant to have a pallete
Zmey	were gonna leve in five minutes
Bronn	"Ngh!" rolling 1d20 + 4 ( 17 )+4 = 21
Orme	that's better
Isabel	"Go go, Bronn!"
Bronn	"Yeargh!" Bronn yells as he pushes through.
Sheena	yeargh
Zmey	we're never gonna see this monster infested forest again unless this is actually the future final dungeon
Isabel	"Yes!"
Streak (GM)	He emerges into a small cave.
Isabel	"The orb is ours!"
Streak (GM)	The water orb lies in a small puddle. Grabbing it, he pushes back through, orb in hand.
Zmey	"Orbe."
Bronn	"See! I'm still strong!"
Isabel	"Haha!"
Orme	progress
Bronn	"flex"
Orme	sweet merciful progress
Isabel	"Lets tell the others!"
Zmey	"Nice love bites, dragon slayer."
Sheena	awkward romantic tensions
Bronn	grumble grumble
Zmey	its bat bites
Isabel	"We got the water orb!"
Sheena	ship name options: brey or zmonn
Orme	"Now then, let's arrange them!"
Bronn	Bronn looks deflated by that comment, and you all sulk back to the shrine.
Isabel	I vote Brey
Zmey	never
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Streak (GM)	6 orbs! 6 Things
Isabel	I don't sulk
Sheena	"Guys let's... do the otehr thing..."
Streak (GM)	puzzle Sheena is sort of disappointed
Isabel	I ran back all kinds of excited
Zmey	"Wouldn't it be hilarious if we end up releasing an ancient evil?"
Isabel	"No..."
Sheena	"I got one more spell..."
Orme	"don't think abut such thungs"
Zmey	"Good thing this is the real world and not some fairy tale eh?" Isabel secretly wishes to fight an evil thing Sheena grumbles
Streak (GM)	I would vote one of you to move them to avoid chaos not Chaos just chaos
Zmey	can they movable
Orme	vote cast
Streak (GM)	oh one sec
Isabel	do we want to test the other thing?
Sheena	i want one more encounter before town maybe we do this first tho in case there's a Boss Battle
Zmey	encounter with ancient evil
Orme	yes pls
Streak (GM)	Oh uh you gained 2XP from that fight "!!!!"
Streak (GM)	and 2XP from opening the path forward
Zmey	we level now
Streak (GM)	not yet you're on 18
Zmey	oh ok I move
Isabel	do we get EXP for friends?
Streak (GM)	they're movable now
Zmey	"Help me out here."
Streak (GM)	friends? Isabel grabs the Earth Orb
Streak (GM)	yes think!
Zmey	"Fire."
Streak (GM)	whats this all about
Orme	mush frends ?
Isabel	the Gnoms we got new friends
Streak (GM)	no
Isabel	aw
Zmey	"What goes next?"
Isabel	"Water beats fire"
Zmey	ok i didnt move them but ok Sheena is sort of out of it still
Zmey	theyre filled now
Sheena	"Did I miss one?"
Isabel	"This seems right"
Zmey	ok
Streak (GM)	Nothing has happened.
Isabel	"Might require it to be reveresed"
Zmey	"Magicians! The order."
Moe	"Maybe we have to trigger it, somehow?"
Sheena	"What's the thing in the middle tho"
Isabel	ack! "Yellow is in the wrong place"
Streak (GM)	The orb in the middle is grey and apparently non-magical.
Zmey	I poke this
Isabel	Lightning beats water "Ok..."
Zmey	I poke this again
Moe	"Speaking from experience, these things tend to go clockwise."
Isabel	"Ok, switch it around"
Sheena	"Did we reverse them?"
Streak (GM)	Poke does nothing.
Sheena	"I think this was where they were when we came here..."
Drufle	ok
Sheena	"Maybe whoever came through last screwed the order up!!"
Drufle	once more
Isabel	"Ok, fire to ice to wind to earth to lightning to water to fire"
Zmey	.!! hi
Sheena	welcome back\
Bronn	hi again so we're doing a puzzle huh
Isabel	Droof hello
Orme	we have gnome frends now
Streak (GM)	This would appear to be the elemental wheel.
Isabel	yes I think we got it
Zmey	"Everything has been arranged correctly now?"
Streak (GM)	But still. Nothing has happened yet.
Isabel	"It's looping the right way"
Zmey	"What happens here.."
Isabel	"Dang it"
Orme	"what was here when we came2?
Bronn	"Wow, I feel a little light-headed. What just happened?"
Zmey	"Everyone touch an orb?"
Orme	"good idea!" Isabel puts a hand on the water orb
Sheena	"Maybe we need to go do that other thing. With the other pedestal."
Isabel	"Right, lets see"
Sheena	"Destruction and whatnot. "
Streak (GM)	Sheena notes something when she looks at the pedestal.
Sheena	I do!
Isabel	Hmmmmmm?
Zmey	she do interest
Isabel	interest us
Bronn	"Man, magic sure is a mystery."
Isabel	"Its not too hard, Bronn" "Just takes a bit of practice"
Streak (GM)	It seems the top pedestal has some kind of spout that points to the next one, clockwise. This pattern repeats. The last one points to the middle, however.
Sheena	"They've got like... Pointers?"
Zmey	"Your magics are more science than my art."
Sheena	"Did anyone else see that?"
Zmey	"A magical compass?"
Isabel	"No, what do you mean?"
Sheena	"This last one... where the water orb is... it points at the middle."
Bronn	"Well obviously, you just touch all of the orbs." Sheena shows
Orme	"do we need to fill the middle?"
Isabel	"What would we fill the middle with?"
Streak (GM)	Some kind of runic funnel seems to draw energy from the orb downwards, as well.
Sheena	the middle orb? downwards
Streak (GM)	It's all very magical. No, all of them.
Sheena	or all of them ok
Zmey	can we draw on the mao Isabel tries to pick up the middle orb
Zmey	map to visualize this
Streak (GM)	sure
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Sheena	draw on mao
Zmey	yes
Orme	ahahahah
Isabel	dang it bogrir I thought he was a pedastal
Zmey	orbrir
Bronn	bogrir" the seventh element
Isabel	get a screenshot of this right now
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20 + 6( 3 )+6 = 9 .!!
Streak (GM)	Do you guys need a clue
Zmey	what do
Bronn	does anyone have fire Sheena is too distracted to help much
Sheena	like the ability to create fire?
Bronn	yeah like
Sheena	i know Ignite
Bronn	use fire on the fire orb
Orme	im tired and want to but potions
Sheena	suggest that to me
Orme	butt
Sheena	butt potion
Bronn	"Well, look."
Sheena	potion of butt
Isabel	Isabel : Detect Magic School Enhancing; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 Standard Action Components N/A Range 60ft Effects/Target Cone Duration Concentration, 1mins. Saving Throw N/A DC 14 Spell Resistance No Detects all spells and magic items within 60 ft. Can gleam more info from studying for up to 3 rounds. http://www.finalfantasyd20.com/ffd20/spells--d-f-.html
Zmey	spellcraft
Bronn	"Maybe you have to activate this red orb, and then the magic kinda moves."
Isabel	"Do we have like, some kind of fire power?"
Bronn	"Bounces around and such."
Isabel	"The water orb is pointing to the middle"
Zmey	"I have a torch?"
Sheena	where is the eraser
Orme	"maybe the gnomes know"
Isabel	"The middle might need to be a fire thing" I have no idea where to eraser is
Sheena	"I can cast ignite."
Streak (GM)	Someone said they had ignite?
Isabel	"Try to ignite the middle orb"
Sheena	"The middle, or the fire orb?"
Isabel	"Both, why not?"
Bronn	"The fire orb, I'd say."
Sheena	"Ask them what they Gno, Orme."
Zmey	"The red one."
Isabel	is ignite free?
Zmey	yes
Sheena	it sounds the same but you KNOW she made the pun
Streak (GM)	it is free
Orme	Orme : Wild Empathy Class : Tamer (Beastmaster)
Improve demeanor of creature within 30ft. Roll: 6 Sheena concentrates a second over the red orb
Orme	nop
Sheena	fwoosh
Streak (GM)	The gnomes bump into each other and giggle.
Sheena	Sheena : Ignite School Elemental (Fire); Level Blue Mage 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components 0 Range Close Effects/Target One fine object Duration Instant Saving Throw Fortitude negates DC 14 Spell Resistance Yes You can make an unattended Fine flammable object catch on fire. This works as if you were using flint and steel except that you can use ignite in any sort of weather and it takes much less time to actually ignite an object. i burn a twig btw and then like put it on the rob orb the rob.
Bronn	the robe of fire
Zmey	bonzaiorb
Bronn	very painful
Sheena	he round
Streak (GM)	Upon igniting the Fire Orb, it lights, amplifiying the magic, and then it is shot out towards the Ice Orb.
Bronn	told you
Sheena	":O"
Isabel	"Oh! Oh oh oh!"
Zmey	"Special effects!"
Streak (GM)	When it gets to the Ice Orb, though, the magic is nullified.
Bronn	"See! I'm so good at the- oh." Isabel rushes up to the earth orb
Isabel	huh?
Zmey	"Hmm.."
Isabel	"wait, what?"
Sheena	what "What"
Zmey	"Don't tell me we have to find something cold now."
Orme	"we must need to jumpstart each one"
Streak (GM)	It's nulled. It's gone.
Bronn	"Well then, that's unfortunate." Isabel quickly swaps ice and water
Sheena	"Maybe we need a different order." "orbder
Isabel	"Just try this, quickly"
Sheena	alright
Zmey	"Fire should have done something against the ice though." Sheena casts Ignite again
Zmey	"Use it on this torch."
Streak (GM)	You try that combination, and the energy reaches the Water Orb. It is then amplified again, and shot to the Wind orb, but it fizzes out like before.
Isabel	"OH!!!"
Sheena	"We had it right the first time..."
Bronn	"Oh?"
Isabel	"I got it!"
Sheena	"Shouldn't have switched them around." :I
Zmey	good old depenable earth orb Isabel rushes around swapping orbs
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Sheena	"Alright, ready?"
Isabel	"Ok, Ok! We got it!" "go go go!"
Zmey	"Try again." Sheena fwoosh Isabel is getting very excited from this puzzle
Isabel	Bronn you might want to move
Streak (GM)	Once again, you light the orb, and the energy makes a full circle, this time! It reaches the ice orb, then shoots towards the middle. Bronn dodges out of the fuckin' way, and the energy hits the middle orb.
Sheena	lol
Bronn	"OHGOD"
Isabel	"YES!!"
Streak (GM)	The Grey orb fills with magic, and begins to rise. Bronn falls on his face. Isabel throws her arms into the air
Sheena	"Holy SHIT"
Orme	"results!"
Zmey	its ultima weapon
Streak (GM)	It then splits, into Darkness and Light, spiraling around in to the air. Bronn mumbles to himself, still on the floor.
Isabel	"We did it!"
Zmey	"Hold on."
Sheena	"IS ANYONE ELSE CONCERNED BY THIS"
Isabel	"Wait...two new orbs?"
Streak (GM)	The two lights then shoot north, spliting a path through the trees.
Orme	"slightly!"
Isabel	"Oh, that works"
Streak (GM)	The orb returns to its middle pedestal. Sheena jumps out oof the way
Sheena	"JESUS FUCK"
Streak (GM)	The other six orbs all rise now, too.
Zmey	"Alarming."
Bronn	"mumblegrumbleorbsgrumble"
Streak (GM)	And shoot off.
Isabel	Final Jesu
Streak (GM)	There is now a north path.
Sheena	"Guys we totally screwed the pooch on that other pedestal."
Streak (GM)	Which I have no grpahic for. Just pretend.
Isabel	"Well, that went well"
Sheena	"We could have had, DESTRUCTION. Probably."
Bronn	"mumblemagicgrumble"
Streak (GM)	You did it!
Zmey	"Should we follow those spheres that emerged from the center?"
Streak (GM)	You gain 2XP and level up. Bronn stands up.
Isabel	"Lets go"
Sheena	the orbs are all gone right
Zmey	also erase this
Sheena	oh neato
Bronn	"I SO POWERFUL"
Isabel	"Huh...I feel...stronger"
Orme	bababa ba ba bababaaaaaa
Sheena	yeah streak we literally dont have any eraser tools
Zmey	no just click either the drawer or the gm i think
Sheena	this is an interesting interface Meruga howls with vigor
Streak (GM)	So
Zmey	Zmey : Performance Check 27
Streak (GM)	would you like to proceed?
Sheena	nice
Zmey	kirby dance
Orme	killer
Sheena	are the orbs gone
Isabel	I'd like to keep going
Sheena	can we not complete the optional challenge
Streak (GM)	Zmey inspires you all with a great song.
Isabel	I feel a new energy
Zmey	zombies pop out of the ground to briefly dance along
Streak (GM)	You feel like this experience has left you a stronger person. More mature.
Zmey	More Zmey.
Orme	yeah sheena I just couldn't risk it
Sheena	i wasnt sure if they came back like the center orb
Bronn	"Let's go see what's up with the stupid magic orbs, I want to see where this goes."
Orme	not without preparations
Sheena	never pass up encounters that's how you get underleveled
Orme	also it would prolly make the gnomes mad
Streak (GM)	can i just spoiler this
Orme	it's how you get dead!
Zmey	yes
Streak (GM)	the gnomes were the encounters
Orme	this isn't a videogame
Isabel	Spoiler it
Streak (GM)	but you recruited them
Orme	:D
Isabel	seriously?
Sheena	oic
Isabel	awsome
Streak (GM)	theres nothing else to fight
Zmey	oh we get the experience anyway right
Sheena	if we placed the fire orb it would have just ticked them off?
Orme	I feel so much better now
Streak (GM)	fire or ice
Orme	yeah
Sheena	wow
Orme	fire hurts the mushes
Isabel	where the hell is level on this thingy?
Zmey	now we have slaves instead of enemies
Streak (GM)	isabel
Sheena	nice work, GAME DESIGNERS
Streak (GM)	don't update it right now
Isabel	oh, ok
Streak (GM)	too much work
Zmey	"Is it over?"
Isabel	yeah, thats your job maybe
Sheena	we can ding some other time i need sleep
Isabel	I can't make macros
Bronn	i already finished updating my sheet
Streak (GM)	You all begin to make your way through the path.
Bronn	but go ahead
Zmey	"What were those motes of light and dark."
Streak (GM)	It's very narrow.
Isabel	Traversal!
Bronn	oh dear
Zmey	hwa its ok
Orme	are the gnomes dismissed now or gone
Zmey	one of them is john cena's messenger
Isabel	Oh this song is awsome
Streak (GM)	they'll be there in a bit
Isabel	also, Gnomes?
Orme	kk
Streak (GM)	i just preprepared this
Isabel	oh, ok
Streak (GM)	Making your way through the thick of the bushes ahead, the light passing through the trees that comforted your travels so far begins to fade, and you eventually exit and adjust your eyes to the sight ahead.
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Music
Streak (GM)	The village of Glyphwood lies very high above, and the trees here are all covered in even more exotic glyphs than those you saw before, lighting the city with magical glows of many colours. You see the homes of the villagers attached on the thick barks of great trees, wooden bridges and dense foilage forming pathways in the sky between them.
Isabel	"Wow..."
Streak (GM)	Hanging down on vines, and growing out of the bark, are elemental orbs that completely dwarf the ones you were playing around with before. As high as you can see, the canopy has now become a thick blanket, blocking out all natural sunlight.
Zmey	"So these people made those signs."
Orme	"this is amazing" Isabel is absolutely enthralled by how beautiful it is
Isabel	"I've never seen anything like this"
Streak (GM)	But back on the ground, beneath your feet, the forest floor is covered in leaves, occasional flowers managing to pop out here and there. Ahead, you see a structure closer to the ground, attached to a thick tree that reaches up to the village proper. Some people are gathered just ahead. One notices your presence and waves, walking towards you.
Isabel	I see a moogle
Messenger	test
Orme	"greetings!"
Streak (GM)	okay that works
Isabel	"Hello!"
Bronn	"Alright, time for answers."
Messenger	"Hey, you might be them!"
Isabel	still need gnomes
Zmey	"So this is the real Glyphwood."
Isabel	"Who?"
Messenger	"Six of you. No doubt..." Isabel smiles and waves
Zmey	" 'The Crystal Warriors' "
Orme	"ahem! seven!"
Messenger	"I'm the messenger that was sent ahead for you." Zmey giggles
Isabel	"Well, I guess you're that messanger"
Messenger	"Ceina told you, right?"
Isabel	dang it, not fast enough "Yeah, she told us"
Bronn	aw man my level two skill is so boring
Zmey	lol same
Messenger	"I've been talking with the mages here, they're ready to brief you when you're ready. In fact, there's been some new developments..."
Sheena	i got party-wide buffs :D
Isabel	"New developments?"
Bronn	my level-two ability is getting to use my glaive in melee combat
Zmey	"I do hope these developments are of the good kind."
Mage	"Yes, if you truly are the Crystal Warriors..."
Zmey	"True!"
Isabel	"We've seen kobalds and goblins"
Mage	"It really should be easy for you, kupo."
Isabel	"Oh, we can handle anything"
Zmey	"They're kobolds, Isabel."
Mage	"Speaking of which, how was your trip?"
Isabel	"Kobalds, Kobolds, same thing"
Zmey	"It was terrible and stinky and there were BATS."
Black Mage	"Heh! They look exhausted."
Orme	"It did get rather hectic at times yes"
Zmey	"But it was fine. Everything was fine."
Bronn	Black: Mage
Sheena	black
Isabel	"Oh right...bats"
Bronn	black the black mage
Black Mage	"Nothing like a good workout, though!"
Sheena	lolo
Bronn	"Bats are the worst."
Zmey	[that shot of the crystal gems where garnet says we look awesome.jpg]
Orme	"i coudln't agree more!"
Bronn	"Do not tell me about bats."
Messenger	"Bats...?"
Zmey	"Vampire bats."
Messenger	"You know, I didn't really run into anything on my way in."
Orme	"yes, great swarms of them"
Isabel	Oooh, my second skill is Holy Burst Bronn holds up his arm, covered in fang marks.
Isabel	"So many bats"
Messenger	"Yikes. Glad I got lucky."
Isabel	"And really smelly fruit" "AND a goblin trying to control them"
Messenger	"Heck, the puzzle was mostly completed for me already."
Zmey	"I hope all this dark doesnt attract too many creatures of the night."
Messenger	"Just had to find that Wind Orb in that weird tree."
Sheena	"Who sets those things up, anyway?"
Isabel	OHHHHH!!H!H!H
Zmey	"Anyway, developements?"
Sheena	"Is there a Glyphwood Tourism branch or something??"
Isabel	I get my first Mage Talent at level 2
Orme	"lucky!" we had to extract at least two orbs from electrified water"
Mage	"Oh, it's just a fun test we like to do. Weren't meant to be many monsters, though."
Isabel	"Electric water? Seriously?"
Mage	"Right yes, the developments."
Isabel	"The monsters were find, if annoying" "That water must hurt commerce"
Zmey	"One was a swift retrieval, however. :]"
Bronn	"My fingers are still a bit twitchy from that water."
Mage	"Some things have happened that have given us a solid clue as to whats happening with the monsters around here."
Zmey	"Monsters."
Mage	"Sorry to be so vague, but the elders will fill you in on the details."
Sheena	focus guys "I assume we head up, then?"
Messenger	"Isn't this place beautiful?"
Isabel	"Oh, it is"
Zmey	"Rustic. I like it!"
Messenger	"It's the one safe haven in a forest bursting with Wild Magic." "The mage hunters around here say their magic keeps the forest's magic in control."
Zmey	who are the elders
Streak (GM)	dunno man, some old dudes.
Zmey	are they here or in eden
Sheena	Shady Glyphs Retirement Home
Streak (GM)	You should know I'm ending the session here
Sheena	they are in the big tree somewhere
Isabel	"Well, lets walk and talk, I want to see more of this city"
Streak (GM)	since theres no town to show you yet
Isabel	"We earned this trip" dang it
Sheena	And Then We Did Some Things The End
Streak (GM)	so feel free to ask questions to fill the time then we can finish up
Orme	IS THERE A STORE
Isabel	Stores? yes please
Zmey	glyphmart
Isabel	we didn't get much money, did we?
Bronn	yeah no im done for now im good for stopping here
Zmey	same
Orme	bron collapses from paralysis and rabies
Black Mage	"Oh yeah, we got alchemists and all sorts of people here, they'll sell you most of yer common stuff."
Bronn	bronn will ask his questions next time
Isabel	I'd like to sort out my level up a little
Zmey	"Could me meet the elders now?"
Orme	excellent
Black Mage	"You guys clearly need some rest though."
Zmey	"They were going to.. fill us?"
Mage	"We can't take you to the elders looking like this."
Isabel	"Oh, I could last a few more hours"
Mage	"That's no way to be assessing your strength!" "That's what they'll be doing, by the way."
Orme	boss fight
Isabel	Boss fight, definitely
Mage	"Gotta make sure we're not just sending you to your deaths!"
Zmey	yeah lets kill em
Isabel	nooo we need them alive
Bronn	bronn pulls out his glaive
Isabel	we can't get a boss fight without them
Sheena	VS! OLD PEOPLE
Orme	where do you pull it FROM, Bronn
Bronn	my fang wounds
Mage	"Haha, woah! Not like that, dude, kupo, dude!"
Zmey	his essental Male Ass
Isabel	"How are we going to be tested, then?"
Messenger	"They're mages, they'll probably just look at you and go 'hmm' for a bit."
Zmey	"Written exams...." "Phew"
Orme	oh thank mercy
Isabel	"Oh, that'll be fine"
Zmey	then afterwards [elder] release the manticore
Sheena	"More people staring at us... Like that hasn't happened yet, heheh." Sheena chuckles nervously
Streak (GM)	Any other questions?
Bronn	"Oh... writing, huh."
Streak (GM)	By the way sheena
Zmey	"Why is the sky blue?"
Orme	do I get the gnome sheets Isabel puts her hand onto Sheena
Orme	or do I mak them
Streak (GM)	after recognising the features on the pillars before, your doubt is somewhat lifted
Isabel	"Don't worry, we got this"
Streak (GM)	(it was spellcraft)
Sheena	":)"
Streak (GM)	You'll get them Orme
Orme	ok
Streak (GM)	you can just all focus on leveling up yay
Bronn	well i already did it
Isabel	alright, so how do we do that?
Zmey	in irc
Streak (GM)	you go to your class page
Bronn	yeah in irc
Streak (GM)	and do what it says or get these jokers to help!!
Bronn	lets do it there leave this poor log alone
Isabel	I'll need some help with that
Streak (GM)	these lovely friend jokers
Bronn	good night, audience
Zmey	Zmey : Performance Check 24
Streak (GM)	anyway jazz out to this lovely song
Orme	good night
Streak (GM)	this sesh is over
Orme	yes
Bronn	next time on fffinder, we kill old people
Isabel	g'night world!
Sheena	adieu
Orme	thank you all again
Zmey	bye old people
Bronn	bronn out