Streak (GM)	Good morning! Except its really dark all the time here.
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Music	Bronn yawns.
Streak (GM)	You're in an inn, at the village of Glyphwood. Last time, you made it through the forest and made it here. You met with Ceina's Messenger and some mages, who took who here to rest. They've informed you to go visit the Elder when you are ready, on the East side of the village. Isabel stretches
Streak (GM)	For now, you can't do whatever you like. can* Will is free.
Isabel	new friend? or later?
Bronn	"Well that night could've been worse, I suppose."
Streak (GM)	little later
Orme	"speak for yourself, this isn't the most comforable floor."
Isabel	"I dunno about you, but I never want to see another bat again" "unless its attacking Bronn"
Bronn	"Bats? Where are the bats?"
Moe	"I think you all did great!" Bronn jolts up and looks around.
Isabel	"Morning everyone" Sheena is not a morning person
Sheena	golurk appears
Isabel	Golurk in da house
Moe	"Zmey, wake up!" shake shake
Zmey	"Five more centuries.." Orme wonders what Zmey was doing over at Bronn's bed
Sheena	"That's my line..."
Moe	"I don't think we have that kind of time!"
Bronn	"We should probably get going, I guess." "Figure out what these nuts want from us." Sheena gives Orme a Look. The look says No.
Bogrir	"C'mon, kids, it's time to get goin'."
Orme	"I didn't say anything, Sheena!" "but anyway, we should be going" Sheena continues Look
Bronn	"Shush, shush, the voices are very loud."
Zmey	"BATS"
Bronn	"WHAT"
Streak (GM)	Whenever you're done chatting you can enter Isabel glares are Zmey
Streak (GM)	feel free to take your time though Bronn whips out his glaive. Sheena has a filthy shipper radar and she will flush them out wherever they lie
Zmey	"AAAhhh oh it was just a dream"
Bronn	"... there are no bats."
Isabel	"Zmey, please calm down"
Bronn	"Zmey, could you please be quiet and not yell about terrifying flying rodents."
Isabel	"The bats are gone"
Moe	"Hey, books."
Orme	"please, no fighting before breakfast" Bronn stows his weapon away.
Zmey	"How did I end up on the floor again"
Moe	"How To Love Your Cactaur..."
Bronn	"Books, huh?" Isabel 's stomach growls
Moe	"Hmm."
Sheena	"We fought over beds, remember?" "We drew straws but that didn't last long."
Isabel	"I didn't fight over the beds" "I went shoppiing"
Sheena	"And your noble sacrifice was appreciated by us all."
Orme	"Oh! I still need to go"
Isabel	"I figured that I'd rather not deal with the nonsense"
Zmey	"Oh. Yes. I said I was going to hover all night."
Bronn	"A Guide to Chaos and Life"
Moe	"6000 Pictures of Moogles."
Bronn	"Well that sounds handy."
Isabel	"Chaos book? Gimme"
Zmey	"My back hurts." Bronn shoves the book in his bag.
Bronn	"Nah, I think I'll hold onto this one." Isabel frowns
Isabel	"Ok, fine"
Orme	"at least ask permission from our guests first!" *hosts
Zmey	"Our dashing heroes spend a little time looting their favorite inn." Sheena has gone back to sleep
Bronn	"It's just one book, nobody will notice." "Sheena, let's get going."
Zmey	"Moe will notice."
Isabel	"I'll be quiet. Honestly, I'm too hungry to bother" Bronn pokes her with the glaive.
Orme	"meruga, get sheena up, please"
Zmey	"Do you want to disappoint lil' old Moe"
Isabel	"Oh Bronnn~" Meruga pants in sheena's ear
Sheena	"grumblefuck"
Isabel	"I learned a new thing"
Bronn	"And what would that be?"
Zmey	Zmey : Performance Check 11
Sheena	"Why do we have to get UP it's still dark out"
Isabel	"It may or may not be called... Jump"
Zmey	alarm tune
Moe	"It's always dark out here." Isabel has a big goofy grin
Bronn	"Jump, you say? I enjoy jumping."
Isabel	"Yep, and now you'll be able to Jump even more" Bronn tries to pick up Sheena.
Zmey	I summon a little accordion and play the heck out of it Meruga pulls off the bedsheet
Bronn	rolling d20+4( 7 )+4 = 11 Isabel pokes Sheena Bronn stops trying to lift Sheena.
Streak (GM)	You stumble backwards.
Isabel	I'll try
Bronn	"You know what, sure, just stay there."
Streak (GM)	You are just Too Weak.
Isabel	Isabel : Strength Check 16
Zmey	"Don't make me bring out the whip little miss!"
Isabel	"HRG!!"
Sheena	"UGH FINE"
Isabel	"Oh" Sheena is grumpy
Bronn	"Now, shall we?"
Streak (GM)	After harassing Sheena, she finally leaps out of the bed. We exitting? Good!!
Meruga	im reddy
Isabel	I think so
Zmey	exciting
Isabel	yeehaw!
Bronn	yikes
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Streak (GM)	Welcome to Glyphwood! Isabel looks down
Isabel	"Woooooah"
Bronn	"Well, this sure is... leafy."
Isabel	"Never gets old"
Bronn	"Did we come up here ourselves? I don't actually remember."
Streak (GM)	You ascended up the Tree in the middle
Isabel	"I'm pretty sure we got her on our own"
Orme	this is very fancy
Streak (GM)	There's many bridges forming the pathways between the homes here.
Isabel	"It'd be weird if we didn't"
Bronn	"Wow, are those giant gems in the trees?" Bronn leans over and tries to look at the shiny orbs.
Sheena	"You just jumped up here."
Isabel	No sign of arborium waterfalls, much dissapoint.
Streak (GM)	The building nearest to you is The Potion Shop, a bar/potion shop.
Orme	POTIONS
Sheena	"Probably didn't seem like as big a deal as it did to the rest of us."
Zmey	BAR
Streak (GM)	The buidling above you has a sign stating it to be a Fortune Telling house.
Orme	"Moe, could you get some gil out?" "about thirty should do"
Bronn	"If there's a place to buy things, we should try to find it."
Isabel	"Whatcha buying?"
Moe	"Sure thing!"
Bronn	"How's about we split up, go look for things?"
Orme	"I didn't think to buy anything that could heal us in a fight, fool that I am"
Isabel	"I already bought some things"
Orme	"it's high time to rectify that issue!"
Streak (GM)	You can do that, but remember you were told what your current mission is.
Orme	will we have time after
Streak (GM)	Also the village is bigger than it looks here, you should be able to find other kinds of shops with ease.
Isabel	I can see what might be our destination That fancy place to the upper right
Bronn	"Alright, let's go explore a bit."
Zmey	"I wonder if there might be a composer here as well..."
Isabel	"I think I'll hang with one of you guys" "I don't need to buy anything"
Streak (GM)	You all decide to go shopping.
Isabel	"Maybe food"
Zmey	nice
Streak (GM)	Who's Isabel going with?
Isabel	(or do I buy those scrolls now?)
Streak (GM)	up to you
Isabel	I'll say I already got them and go with Orme and Meruga
Streak (GM)	okay
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Isabel	he seems to have the right idea
Orme	:D
Streak (GM)	Orme, where are you going
Sheena	ill brb feel free to drag me around somewhere
Streak (GM)	what ya buyin
Bronn	im gonna head off and look for weapons shops and the like
Sheena	i dont need to buy anything
Orme	I was going to buy a few potions thirty gil's worth
Streak (GM)	okay one sec
Isabel	can you afford potions that cheap?
Zmey	I am going to search for more scrolls or a musical instrument
Bronn	arent cure potions like 100 gil
Isabel	like, are there any? yeah
Streak (GM)	yeah actually they are
Orme	are they now shit
Zmey	are any of those available
Isabel	Yeah...maybe I made a mistake here
Orme	bronn has multiple on him
Streak (GM)	You enter the potion shop
Isabel	welp, here we are
Bronn	i have one cure potion
Mooglian Mage	"Well hello there!"
Isabel	"Hello!"
Orme	"good morning!"
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Messenger	"Hey, it's you guys."
Orme	"ah, hello"
Isabel	"Oh hey, nice to see yoy"
Mooglian Mage	"What brings you to my shop?"
Isabel	I'll BRB Dinner I don't think I'm need to buy things I eat fast
Orme	"I was wondering if you have any potions, vulneraries or other healing items to offer?"
Mooglian Mage	"Oh, I got all kindsa stuff like that." "Just got some status ailment remedies in." "I figure you guys are gonna get sent deeper into the woods, right?" "I bet those'd come in handy."
Zmey	they call em status ailments in-universe adorable
Orme	"almost certainly so"
Mooglian Mage	"Let'see here...Echo Screens are 50 gil each, then we got Eye Drops, same price..." Orme balks
Mooglian Mage	"Gold Needles are 200 gil but they'll cure Petrification, which is basically the worst thing ever..." "Trust me, you don't want to go that way, all stoned and what not."
Orme	"indeed not..."
Mooglian Mage	"Of course I got standard cures here too, 100 gil a pop." "But hey, you're here to fix our problems, right?"
Orme	streak can I just assume I have direct debit from moe's bag
Streak (GM)	yes
Orme	oh phew
Isabel	I'm Back!!
Sheena	'don't get stoned' -mooglian mage 2015
Orme	"hmm, I wouldn't want to drain too many resources... Just one basic cure potion, please."
Mooglian Mage	"I can fix you a little discount, since you're all crystally, or something."
Orme	"oh, really? wonderful!"
Mooglian Mage	"75 gil for a cure, then."
Isabel	"Oooh, nice!"
Orme	"excellent!"
Isabel	watch us immedietly buy a second thing because of the discout clever mage
Messenger	"You're a caster, right? Really should get one of those Echo Screens." "Nothin' worse than getting silenced."
Isabel	"I should"
Messenger	"Can't even complain about it."
Isabel	"How much?"
Orme	"eye drops cure blindness, do they?"
Mooglian Mage	"40 gil for you, friend!"
Isabel	Streak? Do I also use Moe-Money?
Mooglian Mage	"And yes, they do."
Isabel	"Alright then, one Echo Screen" Isabel pays the gil
Streak (GM)	you have unlimited access to the Moe-net.
Mooglian Mage	"Here ya go!"
Isabel	Ok, I'm using Moe-net then, not my own funds
Orme	"and one potion and eye drop here"
Isabel	I already spent 100 of my own gil
Mooglian Mage	"Right then, thanks for your busin-"
Streak (GM)	The door flies open suddenly.
Zmey	roll initiative
Orme	wha
Streak (GM)	A small bomb bursts through, looking panicked.
Isabel	woah, what?
Orme	Orme : Initiative Check 6
Streak (GM)	It flies into Isabel's arms.
Isabel	"Huh?" Isabel grabs it
Isabel	"Ooof"
Bronn	EXPLODE
Sheena	tinyboom
Orme	Meruga : Initiative Check 3.02
Bronn	wow
Orme	meru what
Bronn	is meruga asleep
Streak (GM)	You look into it's eyes.
Sheena	lmao
Isabel	"Ummm...hi?"
Sheena	they kiss
Streak (GM)	And feel an Odd Sensation.
Sheena	passion
Isabel	Hype Much hype
Orme	aw shit really
Streak (GM)	Seems this tiny creature is looking for protection.
Zmey	he just throwing friends at you
Isabel	yes really
Streak (GM)	The protection only a soul binding can provide.
Zmey	this is nice
Isabel	YES!!
Zmey	oh!
Mooglian Mage	"Uh."
Bronn	uh what
Zmey	a familiar
Messenger	"..."
Isabel	"Well, aren't you cute"
Streak (GM)	Familiar Get!
Borris	Nyekekeke! :D
Orme	"what! no really, what!"
Bronn	well this cant go poorly Borris babbles in some language. Isabel doesn't understand it
Bronn	ever
Orme	"Isabel that's a bomb! they explode!"
Mooglian Mage	"Oooh, that sounds infernal."
Isabel	"I think...I got a new friend" "Infernal? I don't speak infernal"
Mooglian Mage	"Can't say I understand what he's sayin', though." Borris floats around Isabel
Mooglian Mage	"Well, it seems attached to you now." "Almost literally..."
Isabel	"I'm glad, I don't want it exploding in my face" Meruga has her guard up
Mooglian Mage	"I dunno, it's pretty tiny for a Bomb." "Doubt that thing explodin' would even tickle."
Isabel	"How big are bombs supposed to be?"
Orme	"there there girl, everything's fine.. apparently".
Isabel	"I've never actually seen one"
Mooglian Mage	"Bigger than your head!"
Orme	man size?
Mooglian Mage	"Then they get even bigger before exploding."
Borris	"Kyah!"
Streak (GM)	Well, those sure were Events I wonder what the others are doing
Orme	yes let's move on
Streak (GM)	Anyone want to do a thing?
Isabel	good question
Bronn	uh i was just going to look for weapons see if i could find a way to make my glaive better
Streak (GM)	You find people that could possibly enchant the weapon, but its pretty expensive.
Bronn	yeah i figured alright then zf and golurk i think werent doing anything
Zmey	i just said i was gonna look for music things cmon
Bronn	oh right a composer
Streak (GM)	Zmey, you find a bard/mage who sells magical songs. Are you buying anything from him
Zmey	they are a hack im not buying
Isabel	pfft not even a appraise check
Orme	it isn't allowed to be that easy in Zmey's books
Streak (GM)	for real or
Zmey	im buying a superior musical instrument a harp for 150
Isabel	ah, I was hopping for something like a banjo
Streak (GM)	You do that Thing
Zmey	i would prefer a keytar
Streak (GM)	It's very lovely. It's even got fake gold spraypaint
Isabel	pffft
Streak (GM)	for that extra classiness
Bronn	beautiful
Isabel	bootiful
Bronn	ok i think thats all the buying
Zmey	nice
Bronn	and selling "... Isabel? Is that a bomb?"
Isabel	Alright "Yes!" "I named him Borris" "Isn't he cute?"
Bronn	"... sure." Isabel hugs Borris Bronn glares at Borris.
Borris	"Kyahya!" Bronn is very wary.
Zmey	"It's very.. warm"
Orme	"I don't understand it either, but I shouldn't question"
Zmey	'That thing isn't evil, is it?" Borris gives a large grin
Orme	"Meruga isn't the prettiest picture herself"
Isabel	"He seems fine to me" (CG)
Meruga	Ghrh?! Zmey smiles back, but is a little shaken.
Moe	"Gosh, he's awfully tiny." "Hi!"
Borris	.me babbles in Infernal
Sheena	me babbles Borris babbles in Infernal
Sheena	(i love him)
Bronn	arr, me babbles
Moe	"Well, it's nice to meet you too."
Borris	nyaaaah...
Moe	"Hahah!"
Bronn	"Let's just... move on."
Isabel	"Sheena? Do Blue mages learn Infernal?"
Orme	"you can speak infernal, Moe?"
Moe	"Apparently!" Orme shakes his head
Moe	"I'm just getting the general idea from his facial expression."
Orme	"oh well, fair enough"
Isabel	"I kinda wish I could understand him" Sheena gives isabel a weird look
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Streak (GM)	Bronn decides to walk away from this nonsense.
Sheena	"Class doesn't determine linguistics, yo."
Bronn	he sure is
Sheena	"I'm just a Hume."
Isabel	"It was worth a shot" "I mean, monster magic"
Orme	"well if he's your familiar, then you will eventually come to an intimate understanding with him"
Isabel	"I hope so" Sheena is a grump still
Orme	muttering"unless he explodes first.." Borris hovers infront of Sheena Sheena grumpily pets the bomb
Orme	WHOOSH
Sheena	"Good bomb."
Borris	"Kyah" Happily
Streak (GM)	Walking along, you pass the large tree you ascended before.
Bronn	"Oh, right, this tree."
Zmey	"Hey look what I bought" Zmey : Orphica An unholy union between piano and guitar.
Bronn	"Did we ever learn what was up with the giant glowing orbs?" "Wow, what?" Isabel looks at the orphica
Zmey	"Isn't it neat?"
Streak (GM)	It's a real instrument.
Isabel	Uhh?
Orme	"oh my"
Isabel	"That looks complicated" "What is it?" "I mean, its really cool, just confusing"
Zmey	"It's a .. thingamajig" "Here look"
Bogrir	"That's an Orphica, lass."
Zmey	Zmey : Performance Check 11
Isabel	new intrument, can't be perfect
Bronn	whelp
Zmey	It sounds like screaming "...I need to tune it a bit." Bronn puts his hands on the strings. Isabel and Borris cover their ears
Bronn	"How's about we leave that for another time."
Borris	"Nyah nyah nyahg!" Meruga yelps
Streak (GM)	Moving on...
Zmey	yes
Sheena	did you actually get a keytar
Zmey	yes
Isabel	If you need more room on the planks, borris can fly
Streak (GM)	Hey look, a lovely park.
Zmey	is this pokemon
Sheena	noic
Bronn	"Well this is certainly floral."
Isabel	"How did this get up here?"
Orme	"oh, a park" Isabel peaks into the water
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Black Mage	"Oh, it's you."
Isabel	"Oh, hello again"
Orme	"Erm, hello?"
Zmey	"Why does this place look so familiar to me?"
Black Mage	"We met at the village entrance, remember?"
Orme	"ah yes of course"
Isabel	"Of course I remember, that was just yesterday" Orme has a terrible urge to catch things
Isabel	"after the batclumps" catch what?
Black Mage	"Looks like yer all rested, then. Off to see Elder Merou?" Bronn looks confusedly around the pond.
Sheena	"How did they get all this water up here...?"
Zmey	"So what would be our order of business today?"
Orme	it's a pokemon tileset for the flowers and water hora
Black Mage	"Well, magic, obviously."
Isabel	"Create Water spell?" Ooooh Now I get the joke
Black Mage	"We secure our homes and make the leaves hold everything up with magic too."
Isabel	This is straight up pokemon park, isn't it?
Black Mage	"You could stand on them, even."
Isabel	"Oh, so we wouldn't fall through?"
Sheena	"That's incredible... It must take a massive amount of concentration to keep this place intact."
Zmey	"Like the Hanging Gardens of old."
Orme	"doesn't that use a lot of energy?" Bronn mumbles about magic nonsense.
Black Mage	"The trees make their own energy." "Technically, we manipulate the natural magic of them to create the effects we want."
Isabel	"Oh, ok"
Orme	"ah, that seems more reasonable"
Black Mage	"In the more wild parts of the forest, though, the trees do whatever they like." "So that's pretty dangerous."
Zmey	"Trees. Not even once."
Black Mage	"But hey, you'll find out, I'm sure."
Isabel	uh oh
Orme	"excuse me?"
Isabel	"We're going that way, aren't we?"
Black Mage	"I imagine the elders are sending you to fix our little problem."
Isabel	"Knew it"
Black Mage	"You know, actually..." "If you are going there, could to perhaps do me a favour?"
Isabel	"Couldn't hurt"
Black Mage	"Just a small problem I'm having with my garden." "Some kind of odd portals opened up in it, and monsters are jumping out of the thing." "Problem is, the thing is one-way."
Orme	"portals?!"
Bronn	"Well, we can deal with monsters, I assure you."
Isabel	"So you think its coming from the deeper forest?"
Black Mage	"Far as I can tell, the other end of the portal is deeper in the woods."
Zmey	"Oh, just monster popping up near their home. No big deal. Mages amirite"
Black Mage	"It can only be closed from that end."
Isabel	"Well, cure, we'll keep our eye out for it"
Black Mage	"So if you happen to see any weird dark portals out there, feel free to shut them off."
Isabel	sure
Orme	"Zmey, this is precisely the problem we've been sent to deal with"
Sheena	"If we're in the area anyway, I don't see why not."
Bronn	"Stab monsters, close evil portals, sure, got it."
Sheena	"Hopefully your flowerbeds will be safe once more."
Black Mage	"I mean, I appreciate the free monster materials, but they're trampling my flowers." "And that's terrible."
Isabel	"I feel for you"
Orme	"I apologize if we have managed to tread on the tulips as well"
Streak (GM)	Seems Bronn has wandered off.
Orme	"none of us really look where we're going"
Streak (GM)	He's next to a large tree with very elaborate runes.
Bronn	bronn got tired and decided to go look for things "Seriously, what is up with all the big gems and stuff."
Zmey	"I'll be sure not to trample on even a blade of grass." ";)"
Streak (GM)	It's pretty obvious that this is the elder's home. Look how fancy it is.
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Borris	'Kyah!""
Bronn	"Well it's the shiniest house, I guess that's where the elders are." "GAH WHY" Bronn spins around.
Borris	"Kekekekeke!" Bronn sighs.
Orme	"well I guess we should be getting a move on. We'll be sure to close those portals, sir!" Bronn mumbles something about bombs and stabbing.
Orme	phoone are you still here Borris can't understand you
Bronn	"I think I found the elder's house, guys."
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Isabel	"Oooh, fancy"
Bogrir	"Sure looks like it."
Zmey	"We're going to know about it sooner or later, you know."
Bronn	"Well let's talk to the crazy old tree people then."
Streak (GM)	The rest of you have caught up.
Zmey	gulp
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Streak (GM)	Here we are!
Zmey	nice glaive
Isabel	well then Bronn stares at the giant glaive on the wall.
Orme	elder mr Isabel brushes herself off Borris mimics Isabel
Zmey	cough cough
Orme	should we curtsey or
Bronn	so uh
Zmey	"Hello!"
Bronn	hello old man what say you
Isabel	streak? oh there you are
Zmey	what time is it
Streak (GM)	god that was annoying couldn't click a thing
Isabel	ok
Streak (GM)	even after refreshing
Orme	ultra laf g
Zmey	Good.. ambiguous time period
Elder Merou	"You've arrived." Isabel bows
Elder Merou	"Crystal Warriors, I presume?"
Isabel	"That is us, sir"
Zmey	to the others "I will never get used to that title."
Bronn	"Yeah, uh, I suppose so."
Isabel	whispers "Borris, please behave"
Elder Merou	"Yes, we were told of your arrival." "Now then."
Zmey	that eagle on the table is now a mustache
Elder Merou	He looks at you all.
Orme	(to Zmey) "it is a bit heavy, yes"
Elder Merou	"Hmm." "Have you been told of our troubles?" Isabel stands up as tall as she can
Isabel	"No sir, not yet" "not the specifics"
Bronn	"Sort of, something about evil trees, I think."
Zmey	"We know nothing." "Basically."
Orme	"everyone seemed very reluctant to give details"
Elder Merou	"Well, we're a village of hunters. We survive off the monsters this place provides."
Zmey	"We have heard of some beast-spawning portals, however." "Such esoteric economies..."
Elder Merou	"Trouble is, the monster population has been erractic, and is falling into a decline."
Orme	"Ah yes, now I remember"
Elder Merou	"We have enough to live off of for now, but it will become more of an issue later, I fear." "We're unsure of what's happening, and have been for a time, but..."
Zmey	to the others "What if it's just overhunting"
Isabel	"We've been told that you've learned something more"
Elder Merou	"Something new has happened since the investigators from Eden were here."
Zmey	"Hmmm"
Elder Merou	"You see, we have a path from our village here that leads to the heart of the wood. "This path was enchanted by our strongest magics to subdue the wild magic that roams free in this place." "It is also a sacred path to us. We don't allow people inside." "That's why I didn't let those people from Eden in. Only those I deem worthy can enter." "But all of a sudden, the magic that carved this path for us was suddenly dispelled." "It was a powerful enchantment, tied to the largest orb in the center of the wood."
Golurk	o r b
Elder Merou	"I can only conclude that something terrible has happened there."
Bronn	"(i knew the orbs were weird)"
Orme	"Or at least, someone was there to dispel the enchantment"
Elder Merou	"We would investigate ourselves, of course." "But the wild magic roams free again." "We would be ripped apart by it."
Sheena	"So how are we to reach this orb, then?"
Bronn	"Well point the way, we'll try and fix whatever this is."
Isabel	that...doesn't bode well
Elder Merou	"You are...capable."
Zmey	"But you would have us be possibly ripped apart?"
Elder Merou	"In one way, at least." "Your crystal."
Moe	"?"
Orme	"It's... very kind of you t - hm?"
Isabel	"The crystal?"
Zmey	"That guy?" point to moe Isabel glances over the Moe
Elder Merou	"Do you know of the Crystal's abilities?"
Orme	"it's been very ambiguous so far" Isabel shakes her head
Zmey	"It has... abilities?"
Elder Merou	"While it was in the statue, the crystal's magic prevented any harm from coming to it." "I believe this ability still exists within the crystal."
Isabel	"So we might not get killed by wild magic?"
Elder Merou	"Yes."
Sheena	streak are you making us play crystal chronicles this is literally crystal chronicles
Zmey	"So it makes anyone that has it untouchable?"
Orme	"well THAT's a mercy"
Bronn	im ok with that i liked crystal chronicles into the horrible miasma stuff
Elder Merou	"I believe it is possible for me to enchant your friend here to protect you from the wild magic." "But..."
Isabel	"But...?"
Elder Merou	"I cannot yet allow you to enter the path. It is still sacred, after all."
Orme	I require twenty marlboro butts
Elder Merou	"There are two other elders in this village."
Isabel	Talk quest unlocked
Elder Merou	"They are my closest friends, and I believe in their judgement."
Orme	eld, elder and eldest
Elder Merou	"If they approve of you, then I too will."
Zmey	seduce them, okay
Sheena	collect 4 bear ears
Zmey	ez
Sheena	to prove ur wealth must be LEFT ears
Isabel	prepare for the most epic side quest in existance
Elder Merou	"Elder Fleowe is a fortune teller. She has a hut nearby."
Isabel	talking
Zmey	oh yeah nobody got their fortune told
Elder Merou	"Elder Vefid is to the east of here. He is a...energetic man. He trains our hunters."
Zmey	tfw deck of many things The Return
Isabel	Deck, you say?
Elder Merou	"Please go visit them, and see what they have to say to you."
Zmey	energetic + old man = 100% pervert
Elder Merou	"This should be no problem for the Crystal Warriors, right?"
Isabel	"Thank you, sir. We will"
Bronn	oh no not a deck
Isabel	I can just feel the sass
Bronn	please no
Zmey	"We, Are The Crystal Warriors."
Streak (GM)	no no decks
Orme	"we shall all do our level best to solve this crisis"
Streak (GM)	get to it
Bronn	we'll always save the day "Alright, let's go talk to the others then."
Isabel	Don't forget to save the game first
Orme	and if you think we can't, we'll always find a way
Zmey	"Not very catchy... Too many syllables."
Bronn	"Get going people!"
Isabel	Don't want to lose our progress
Orme	"onward!!"
Streak (GM)	Who would you like to go to first?
Bronn	"First things first- fortune lady."
Streak (GM)	The fortune teller, or the warrior man
Isabel	Fortune or Pervert? You decide
Zmey	fortune
Orme	baba or roshi
Streak (GM)	pervert???
Bronn	"Let's leave the 'eccentric' for later."
Isabel	Fortune
Orme	yes fortune
Isabel	"Lets try the fortune teller first"
Streak (GM)	Alright
Zmey	"Let's see what the future has in store."
Streak (GM)	The hut is to the west, next to the inn. You appear there now.
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Orme	POOOF
Zmey	i love not walking
Bronn	wow
Isabel	There's borris
Zmey	what tileset is this
Bronn	we seem to have teleported to 1991 hyrule
Zmey	nice
Streak (GM)	look i was pressed for time
Isabel	Now we just need to get the triforce
Bronn	:P
Zmey	no i like it
Streak (GM)	this was the first thing i thought of
Orme	you seem very young for an elder
Bronn	is good
Isabel	and save the princess
Elder Fleowe	"Hey!"
Zmey	i love clashing styles
Bronn	"So, I hear you're an elder of sorts." Isabel elbows Bronn
Elder Fleowe	"Yeah! You those crystal-y people?"
Isabel	"We were sent here to be evaluated"
Zmey	whispers to orme "How eld are she..."
Isabel	"And yes"
Bronn	"I'll go with yes."
Elder Fleowe	"Haha just kidding I knew that." "I'm psychic!!"
Bronn	"Aren't you awful young to be an elder?"
Orme	(to Zmey) "only two thirds, tops"
Elder Fleowe	"Hey, bub, I'm 400 years old!"
Zmey	*is
Elder Fleowe	"I just have the BEST skin."
Zmey	"Damn..."
Isabel	Ooook "Wow...You gotta teach me how you do that" Bronn squints a bit.
Zmey	"I hope you're not a vampire then! justkiddingdontsmiteme" Borris rummages in the back
Streak (GM)	She doesn't appear to be a Hume... You aren't sure what she is though.
Orme	"So, then, I believe you have a test for us?"
Elder Fleowe	"Test? Oh, the old guy sent yah." Zmey glares at the skittish Demon Orb
Isabel	"wait, where's Borris?" Bronn continues squinting at Fleowe.
Elder Fleowe	"He's in the back."
Isabel	"What? BORRIS!!"
Orme	"also Isabel, please bring your bomb under control before he burs down the house"
Elder Fleowe	"Now then. I'm not gonna test ya."
Borris	"Nyah"
Elder Fleowe	"Tests are boring." "I'm just gonna Fortune Tell!!"
Bronn	"I like you."
Elder Fleowe	"It's kind of my thing." Bronn nods vigorously. Orme silently objects to that statement
Isabel	"Sounds good"
Elder Fleowe	"If I think you're cool after that, I'll give you my approval."
Isabel	To Orme: "He's fine, I'm sure"
Elder Fleowe	"So who's first?!"
Zmey	"Are these prophecies the self-fulfilling kind or the that's so raven kind?"
Elder Fleowe	"Listen: what." "You're first." "Everyone outta the way."
Sheena	lol
Zmey	"Yes ma'am. 0_0" Isabel doesn't even understand what Zmey said
Orme	"ravens...?"
Zmey	"That's so raven! It was a musical! Don't you watch theatre??"
Isabel	me turns to Orme and shrugs Bronn is still squinting at Fleowe.
Isabel	dang it just...uhg
Streak (GM)	The room goes dark as Zmey sits across from the elder.
Isabel	edit it in post
Streak (GM)	She stares deep into her magic ball.
Orme	"I went to see "The ride of the Zuukyries" once"
Streak (GM)	This is just like your favorite TV show.
Zmey	"Special effeeects." Borris continues to glow faintly
Isabel	"I...don't remember much TV"
Streak (GM)	She closes her eyes, and when they open again, they are filled with a mystical light.
Zmey	"What the hell is TV."
Isabel	a thing that apparently exists in this world
Elder Fleowe	She begins to speak.
Isabel	as established by Streak early on
Zmey	"!"
Isabel	I don't know why TVs specifically
Elder Fleowe	"Your mind is cloudy, your loyalties and purpose forgotten. But you should move forward, and part the clouds with new experiences. It will help you face what is hidden beyond."
Isabel	"Oooh, cryptic"
Streak (GM)	The lights turn on again.
Zmey	"Something about Cloud." "Thank you."
Elder Fleowe	"Keep that in mind! I usually charge you know." "Who's next?" Sheena has been really quiet the whole day
Sheena	"I'll do it!" "Er... If nobody else wants to."
Isabel	"Thats fine Sheena"
Elder Fleowe	"Step up then!"
Isabel	"Its nice to hear you, by the way" "You're so quiet"
Sheena	"Ehe..." sheepish
Zmey	"I wonder.. if she saw into my past as well...."
Sheena	apparently bold is 2 asterisks??
Isabel	fourth wall borken
Streak (GM)	The lights dim, and the process repeats.
Bronn	whee
Sheena	i was just trying to make italicized asterisks
Isabel	TESTING
Bronn	whee
Isabel	TEST COMPLETE
Elder Fleowe	"You've lead yourself onto a new, and uncertain path. But your mind is sharp. You must always trust that this path is the correct one, even in your darkest hours."
Isabel	Bee boop bop
Zmey	halt! hammerzeit
Elder Fleowe	"Next!!" Sheena hesitates, then nods.
Isabel	"Umm" "My turn, then" Zmey looks around if there are any prompters behind us. Borris follows Isabel up
Elder Fleowe	"The bonds of family define you. But they can also tear you apart if you let them. Trust in your allies, and yourself."
Isabel	"Umm, ok, thank you"
Orme	well that's ominous
Elder Fleowe	"You guys sure are interesting!" "Next!"
Orme	have bogrir go next Borris picks up on Isabel's nervousness
Bogrir	"Guess I'll go next."
Isabel	To Orme: "Wow, that sounds bad"
Bogrir	"Alright, lass, what've got for me."
Streak (GM)	Bogrir peers over the table.
Orme	"Best to not dwell on it Isabel" Isabel nods nervously
Elder Fleowe	"Your focus is unmatched. But keep your mind open to the possibilities. New paths may lead back to old, familiar ones."
Isabel	if only Sol can see this
Bogrir	"Huh...alright."
Isabel	Maybe Moe can put these in our bestiaries?
Orme	these special effects are making me dizzy
Elder Fleowe	"Two more, right?"
Orme	"I'll go next"
Elder Fleowe	"Alright, big guy." Isabel pets Meruga Borris also pets Meruga
Elder Fleowe	"Your heart is kind. You should defend those you love, and even those you do not. And keep your best friend by your side, always." Meruga is happy to be pet by isabel but worried by borris
Isabel	Meruga is conflicted
Orme	"I absolutely will, thank you!"
Sheena	firey pets
Elder Fleowe	"Alright, what about you, cute spear guy?"
Isabel	pretty sure he isn't powerful enough to just burn everything porbably maybe Ooooh
Orme	he will become so
Isabel	Bronn is the official chick magnet Bronn slowly walks up to the altar.
Orme	you basically have Fire Voltorb now sand selfdestruct *sans
Isabel	Ans Sans Fire II
Zmey	well he did spend most of the forest section soaking wet
Bronn	"Alright, whatcha got to say, hm?"
Zmey	and electrocuted good times
Isabel	He's got Ignite though
Sheena	he does have selfdestruct tho that's their thing, bombs
Elder Fleowe	"Your passion for battle is unmatched, indeed. But you will find even greater strength in places you fear most. Face your fears, and you'll become stronger still."
Sheena	right?
Isabel	Not the normal kind
Bronn	"But bats suck!"
Isabel	He can't kill himself or anything else with what he has
Zmey	oh right fire phobia
Orme	and a bat phobia now
Zmey	why isnt borris bullying bronn
Isabel	He spooked him once
Zmey	say that three time very fast
Elder Fleowe	"Heh, you guys are ready, for sure."
Isabel	He don't know about the phobia yet Bronn mumbles to himself some more.
Elder Fleowe	"Go ahead and tell the elder you're cool with me." "Oh hey."
Orme	"I'm glad we were able to meet your expectations, madam"
Zmey	"T-thank you."
Isabel	Still deep in thought
Elder Fleowe	"Have you met Vefid yet?"
Bronn	"Alright, good, fine, everyone out."
Orme	"no we have not"
Zmey	"Literally who."
Elder Fleowe	"The other elder, dummy." "Well." "Be ready for a fight." "He's that kinda guy."
Zmey	"great. Just. great"
Bronn	"Good, I could use a fight rightabout now."
Isabel	Pffft, we can handle any fights We got Jump now
Zmey	>they kill him
Isabel	oh jeeze
Bronn	"Let's go stab us an old tree guy."
Streak (GM)	Would you like to exit the hut?
Sheena	old man tussle
Orme	y
Zmey	i will enjoy this popcorn
Isabel	yes plx
Streak (GM)	In fact we can just go right ot the other guy lets do that
Isabel	sure
Orme	pomft
Isabel	TELEPORT
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Zmey	hey buffs first stop
Orme	oh
Streak (GM)	You still got time.
Orme	ohhhh
Isabel	"Hey Bronn?"
Bronn	oh its that guy
Orme	Grampus
Bronn	mr shark-pusher
Isabel	"Jump requires me to touch you for it to work"
Zmey	"Look what I learned today!"
Bronn	"Alright, that's fine."
Isabel	"Stay close, it doesn't last long"
Zmey	lemme bring out that orphica just for this Zmey : Inspiration Class : Dragon Herald Move action. Does not provoke. Allies within 30 ft. gain 3 temporary HP until the end of the encounter.
Sheena	it's orca!
Isabel	"So I'll need to activate it right before the fight"
Sheena	nobody remembers his name
Streak (GM)	You see an old man on a rocking chair, holding a large spear.
Orme	Pilot Whale
Zmey	I play a completely different tune. It's soothing. and definitely does not sound like screaming
Streak (GM)	Make your way down the ladder, then.
Orme	"Umm, I don't think he's awake"
Streak (GM)	The bridge is suspended above what looks like an arena
Isabel	Should we save our mana?
Zmey	"For the record: I do NOT want to be arrested for old man murder." "Control yourselves, please."
Streak (GM)	There's some basic stuff lying around, and the floor is covered in scuffs and slash marks.
Borris	"KYAH!!"
Zmey	'!!!'
Elder Vefid	"Hmph."
Borris	"Borris!"
Orme	"oh lord"
Borris	woops ignore that edit it in post
Orme	aww he knows his name
Sheena	he's a pokemon
Isabel	"Boris!"
Sheena	clearly
Zmey	"Say mommy"
Bronn	BORRIS BORRIS
Zmey	m-
Elder Vefid	The man bats the Bomb away.
Borris	"Nyahh...."
Zmey	[borris] m-
Bronn	foooooorrrrreeeeee Borris sulks
Elder Vefid	"Took yer time."
Zmey	[borris] marxism
Elder Vefid	"You those warriors with the silly name?"
Orme	"I hope we didn't keep you waiting too lord, sir" "And yes, we are"
Isabel	"Yes, we are and the name is indeed silly"
Zmey	"Yes. The Crystal Clods."
Bronn	"So I hear we get to fight?"
Elder Vefid	"Eh? Who told you that?"
Zmey	"This doesn't seem fair..."
Bronn	"The elder that is totally not eld."
Elder Vefid	"It was that damn sylph again wasn't it? Always ruining my surprises."
Isabel	I forget the elder's names as soon as they leave the room
Bronn	"(a sylph, eh?)"
Elder Vefid	"Well, yeah. Fine. My trial is one of combat."
Isabel	"(Apparently)"
Zmey	"Just.. bonk him on the head so we can finish it quickly."
Elder Vefid	"You'll be facing some terrible monsters in the woods."
Orme	"I wouldn't bet on that Zmey, he seems very... intense"
Elder Vefid	"I can't send you off if I think you're not ready for that." "Well I could, but I probably shouldn't."
Isabel	"Ok, so what do we fight?"
Elder Vefid	"And no, you're not fighting me." "I'd destroy you."
Zmey	"Intense does not always equal scary. Frogs are also very intense." Bronn glares at the elder.
Orme	"oh thank goodness"
Elder Vefid	"Guess you'd better get ready. Isabel gives a sigh of relief
Zmey	"Disaster averted."
Streak (GM)	Feel free to rearrange yourselves.
Bronn	"mumble grumble stab grumble old fart mumbles"
Orme	"I shuddder to think what kind of frogs you've seen, Zmey"
Streak (GM)	You would get a chance in a second.
Sheena	he probably would kick our asses he's high level you can smell it on his breath
Isabel	"Try not to get killed guys"
Sheena	it's a breath weapon
Zmey	Zmey : Minor Aura: Demand Fortitude Class : Dragon Herald Swift action. Free action to dismiss/swap. +3 to Fortitude saves for allies within 15 ft.
Isabel	should I cast jump now? Or save it it costs a mana
Bronn	how much mp do you have
Sheena	what does it do exactly
Isabel	I have mp
Orme	are we in a house
Bronn	+10 to jump checks
Isabel	4
Zmey	"Time to..." "Play!"
Orme	how much room does bronn even have
Isabel	4 mp
Zmey	Zmey : Inspire Courage Class : Dragon Herald Standard action. Free action to maintain. +1 morale bonus to saving throws vs. charm and fear effects and a +1 competence bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls.
Isabel	that is a lot of auras Streak, I hope you're writing these down
Bronn	if you dont have a lot of other spells you want to use, go ahead
Isabel	I mean, Cure, Light, and Charm are my other options
Bronn	otherwise dont worry
Elder Vefid	"Times up, Crystal Clods!"
Zmey	"Listen to my fabulous new song and dance."
Isabel	"Ok! Bring it on!"
Zmey	"Oh it's on."
Borris	"KYAH!!"
Zmey	tfw ambush from the back
Isabel	"No, you don't fight" Meruga howls for battle
Isabel	"stay in the back, Borris"
Elder Vefid	The old man throws his spear into a bush above the arena, then leaps into the air, into another bush, overlooking the arena."
Isabel	"Totally a Dragoon"
Bronn	"Ah, a jumping contest!"
Zmey	also i fly up Zmey : Performance Check 29 treat this as a fly check
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Streak (GM)	Monsters are flushed out of the bush, and fall down!
Isabel	ok
Bronn	Bronn : Initiative Check 5.02
Isabel	the hell is that bitbug?
Bronn	why
Zmey	Zmey : Initiative Check 7.04 damn..
Bronn	i just want to hit things initiative, why
Isabel	Isabel : Initiative Check 16.01
Sheena	Sheena : Initiative Check 5.02
Isabel	16!?
Orme	Orme : Initiative Check 9
Zmey	click yourselves
Sheena	oops should i reroll or keep
Orme	Meruga : Initiative Check 10.02
Sheena	oh mine matched drufles anyway
Isabel	son of a...
Sheena	Sheena : Initiative Check 3.02 hahaha omg
Bronn	wow
Sheena	i got even lower
Bronn	you know maybe we should just sit this one out
Isabel	Isabel : Initiative Check 8.01
Streak (GM)	wrong button
Isabel	Dang it it got worse can I have my old one?
Streak (GM)	no rerolling!
Isabel	Then I get my old one cause it was first wot woot woooot
Zmey	i cant believe initiative takes this long
Orme	it's not intuitive at all Streak (GM): Bogrir : Initiative Check 3
Isabel	At least Borris uses mine
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+2( 1 )+2 = 3
Zmey	this is fine. everything is fine.
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+3( 4 )+3 = 7
Orme	poor bog
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+3( 2 )+3 = 5
Isabel	I am very scared that I got the highest one of all of us
Bronn	wow did isabel get the only 2-digit init
Isabel	Moe doesn't have one yet so i dunno
Bronn	what is wrong with us
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+10( 18 )+10 = 28
Isabel	Heck, we were prepared for this
Orme	it's the bloody dice not us
Isabel	oh thankfully that was Moe I thought a bug got that
Streak (GM)	Fight!!
Isabel	YEAHAHAHAH!!!
Streak (GM)	Moe is first.
Isabel	"Ok, just a few bugs, no big deal"
Moe	"Wow, that's a gross looking caterpillar."
Isabel	"Yes, yes it is"
Moe	"Never seen anything like it!" "Look out for those teeth!"
Isabel	will that be all, Moe?
Zmey	reminder: everyone gets: 3 hp, +3 fort, +1 to attack and damage rolls
Isabel	thank you
Bronn	i got a 5 and im only like halfway down the init why
Streak (GM)	Isabel.
Isabel	ok Should be simple I aim at the annoying caterchipillar that is a hard name to type
Zmey	does she need a clear line of sight
Isabel	ACtually, let me move Borris first
Streak (GM)	Borris doesn't get in the way he's actually TIny
Isabel	I know I just don't want him bit Isabel : Earth Rod Attack 1 Damage 6 Type Magical Ranged Touch Attack, Earth Element I
Zmey	it is bronn
Isabel	I can't even
Bronn	beautiful
Isabel	WHY!?
Streak (GM)	The attack misses completely.
Isabel	Do I hit Moe, then?
Bronn	this is an omen you know
Isabel	This is why I didn't use mana
Orme	you didn't do morning prayers to phoenix
Isabel	I did!
Streak (GM)	It just lands on the ground nexto the caterchipillar
Bronn	crit fail, time for horrible things to happen
Isabel	I always do I guess not?
Streak (GM)	Orme and Megura! ruga
Isabel	Megura is the Anti-Meruga
Orme	right
Zmey	shadow meruga
Isabel	All up to you guys
Orme	wait
Isabel	wait?
Orme	I forget if meru can attack vermin I don't think she can
Streak (GM)	caterchipillar is technically an animal
Zmey	with the poison?
Isabel	Well then
Streak (GM)	the bugs are vermin though
Orme	ok I'll take your word on that one
Isabel	Strategy
Orme	"Meru, attack the caterpillar-thing!" Meruga : Bite Attack 19 Damage 7 Type B/P/S If hit successful, can choose to attempt Trip in addition to any damage. Does not provoke AOO. User is not tripped on fail.
Sheena	meru needs to be trained to attack different species of monster before she will
Isabel	Yikes
Zmey	oh
Sheena	that's why she can't fight vermin right
Orme	so that's an 8 yeah she can only fight humanoids animals and monstrous humanoids
Isabel	That is much hit
Streak (GM)	can she attack furries Meruga rips into the horrid worm!
Meruga	yes
Isabel	Furries are Monstrous Humanoids
Caterchipillar	"Scraaa!"
Zmey	halt! hammerzeit "It makes noises! It makes noises!!!"
Orme	oh yeah
Caterchipillar	btw
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Bronn	oh wow Isabel glances over to Zmey
Orme	me now isnt it
Isabel	"You alright?"
Sheena	caterchipillar shares his new mixtap e
Orme	I ready my sling for firing
Streak (GM)	The monster takes 8 damages! Orme's turn.
Orme	and shimmy over here can I fire?
Streak (GM)	sure
Orme	oh ok I aim for bite bug 1 Orme : Sling Attack 16 Damage 6 Type Bludgeoning Deals 3 damage and takes -1 on attack roll if using ordinary stones as ammo. 4 damage yus
Isabel	you just using rocks?
Orme	no
Streak (GM)	you don't have ammo? well okay
Orme	oh misread 7 damage then
Isabel	Shouldn't you have ammo? Ok then
Orme	I do yes silly me
Bite Bug	"Ske!!"
Isabel	dead?
Orme	"take that you flying fiend!"
Streak (GM)	Nope.
Isabel	dang it all bugs must die
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Streak (GM)	Zmey's turn!
Zmey	"Again. Another composition!" Zmey : Requiem Dolor School Non-Elemental; Level 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 30 ft. Duration Concentration + Cha + 1 Saving Throw Fortitude half Spell Resistance Yes Targets One creature Performance Check : 30 (DC 12) Dies irae, dies illa, Solvet saeclum in favilla!
Foe Requiem	Each round, one creature within range of the bard suffers 14 non-elemental damage.
Isabel	Ok, wow
Sheena	damn crit
Isabel	Damn is right
Zmey	that one
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+3( 4 )+3 = 7
Isabel	the pain is real
Streak (GM)	too dead.
Orme	sonic boom'd
Streak (GM)	Bite Bug 1's turn.
Isabel	So now we have two murders on our team
Zmey	"The midge reduced to a smudge."
Orme	"Yeow, evenI felt that one"
Isabel	"What was that, Zmey!?"
Zmey	"Music." Isabel O_o
Zmey	":9"
Streak (GM)	The bug has eyes for Bronn, it seems.
Zmey	Her playing settles down
Orme	oo-er
Bronn	oh why
Isabel	First bats, now bugs
Bite Bug	It goes for the bite!
Bronn	but i need to be able to move just aint gonna let me charge huh
Isabel	Can you normal-stab it?
Bronn	yeah i can
Bite Bug	rolling 1d20+1( 10 )+1 = 11
Zmey	fort save to contrac malaria, chagas disease, and the common cold
Bronn	it does a lot less damage that way
Isabel	It's already taken damage
Bronn	or it can not hit me
Bite Bug	Just missed.
Bronn	"Ha, think not ya lil bastard!"
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Streak (GM)	Bronn's go.
Isabel	Time for death
Orme	retaliate
Bronn	man i wish i could charge
Isabel	"All yours, Bronn"
Bronn	rolling d20+6( 10 )+6 = 16
Isabel	Welp
Bronn	er thats a 17 because music
Isabel	yeah
Streak (GM)	who are you attacking
Bronn	bite bug
Streak (GM)	right that's a hit
Bronn	i cant reach the caterpillar if hes in my way i think right then thats uh rolling d10+7 ( 4 )+7 = 11 man how sad
Orme	ded bug
Bronn	what a piddly amount of damage
Isabel	da bug, he is DEAD
Streak (GM)	You swat the bug away. And it perishes. :(
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Orme	blown across the room Bronn whaps the bug away.
Sheena	alright im gonna Scan
Streak (GM)	Sheena is next.
Isabel	"This is too easy!"
Sheena	the one remaining buggaboo this is a swift action
Streak (GM)	Both dead Sheena.
Zmey	"We're a bigger swarm than them!"
Sheena	the caterpillar i mean
Orme	"I have a funny feeling that this isn't all"
Streak (GM)	what does it do
Sheena	Sheena : Scan Class : Blue Mage Determine if monster can teach a spell.
Isabel	Ah
Sheena	they resist with uh dc 15 will save
Isabel	Sheena is giving them the EYE
Bronn	i am the swarm
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+1( 6 )+1 = 7 a miss
Bronn	kerrigan shall lead the way
Sheena	okay so can i learn anything
Streak (GM)	It teaches no new spells, though.
Isabel	Aw
Sheena	"Hm. Nothing interesting here." alright then
Isabel	The EYE has failed to find anything
Streak (GM)	then again i made this thing myself so im not sure
Sheena	"Now, business."
Streak (GM)	id have to make a new spell
Isabel	Wait a minute
Streak (GM)	dunno about that
Sheena	don't worry about it
Isabel	Is it comparable to one that already exists?
Streak (GM)	ssoort of
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Streak (GM)	but not really
Sheena	Sheena : Goblin Puncher (Heavy Mace) Attack 4 Damage 8 Melee Notes : Go for the eyes, boo! Type Bludgeoning
Streak (GM)	we'll stick with no
Isabel	alright then
Sheena	blech!
Isabel	oh
Streak (GM)	The worm dodges your attack, grinning more as it does so.
Bronn	ah, the ones
Isabel	"Get em-! oh..."
Bronn	wonderful wonderful ones
Caterchipillar	"Hiss!"
Isabel	"Ok, that thing is creepy"
Sheena	"Aw, piss."
Zmey	"Smug thing."
Streak (GM)	Oh boooogy
Orme	bogrir gets to do something!
Streak (GM)	its the short guy's turn.
Isabel	"Someone wipe that stupid grin on it's face!"
Streak (GM)	What should he do?
Isabel	murder the bug
Bogrir	it is me, bogle
Isabel	gruesomely
Orme	SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER
Sheena	boglebeard
Bogrir	Bogrir moves to position
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Orme	put it in a box
Bogrir	or should he move somewhere else
Isabel	Thats fine no need to get complicated
Sheena	as that stupid bug is messing with me boggy hits it from behind! woohoo
Orme	if he can attacj diagonally then move between sheen and meru
Isabel	He's got Flanking
Sheena	just hit the damn thing
Orme	oh ok
Zmey	brb
Orme	hit
Bogrir	Bogrir : Metalvein (Warhammer) Attack 21 Damage 5 Type Bludgeoning
Isabel	wow, he definitely hit it
Bogrir	rolling 1d8+5( 8 )+5 = 13
Isabel	if only he hit harder
Bogrir	Bogrir got a new ability that lets him rerolls 1s for damage
Bronn	.yep its pretty great
Sheena	lol
Isabel	oh, cool
Bronn	is that +5 including the +2
Isabel	now we have 3 murders murderors
Bronn	from his ability
Streak (GM)	Taking the bug's moment of distraction, bogrir, strikes true!
Isabel	That caterchipiller is dead
Orme	so instead of bouncing off the monster's hide
Streak (GM)	The beast takes a hefty hit.
Isabel	That shell is smashed
Caterchipillar	It grins ever wider. "Scraaa!"
Isabel	Uhh...what?
Orme	"It's not slain?!"
Sheena	god what a creep
Isabel	"Um, why is it still smiling?" "Why is it not dead" "What is this thing!?"
Zmey	"It's not going to explode into some monstrous new form wlil it??"
Orme	don't jix it
Sheena	the monster with the unpronouceable name is our new recurring villain
Isabel	"It looks like it might"
Caterchipillar	The beast lets out a terrible yell, which echos into the woods.
Zmey	our ultros s just one s
Caterchipillar	It then points that weird butt thing at Bronn. Pchoo!
Isabel	Crap
Bronn	"Oh gods, why me."
Zmey	death throes lovely
Isabel	Its a repeat of that moth thing, isn't it
Caterchipillar	He shoots out a sticky web!
Isabel	oh, ok Oh no, this hits me too, doesn't it?
Zmey	"I think it likes you."
Caterchipillar	rolling 1d20+2( 10 )+2 = 12
Isabel	Everyone wants Bronn
Bronn	good, still doesnt hit
Sheena	that'd be ranged touch wouldn't it
Caterchipillar	It's touch
Bronn	oh well ok then
Caterchipillar	buddy
Zmey	buddy
Isabel	Alas it failed to realized that everyone else is capable of murdering it
Bronn	dont touch me ew
Isabel	what is Bronn's Touch AC?
Bronn	12
Zmey	speed lowered by one stage every time you switch in
Caterchipillar	Bronn is now entangled in a gross sticky web.
Isabel	crud
Caterchipillar	and i do mean Entangled.
Sheena	the caterpiller uses stealth rock
Bronn	aw nuts
Isabel	Bad status ailment BAD
Bronn	i didnt even jump! why would you do that
Zmey	"That look suits you! :3"
Isabel	Can Borris burn the web off?
Streak (GM)	That's all it does though.
Isabel	"Ack! Bronn!"
Zmey	yes
Orme	not wihtout burning him
Zmey	use fire II just do it
Isabel	It only has Ignite, calm down
Streak (GM)	A spear flies from the observation bush into another bush.
Bronn	"Gah, damn sticky web nonsense..."
Orme	"ack, as I thought!"
Sheena	he's spawning wave 2
Zmey	is he using the spear like a platform to jump on
Isabel	I mean, does a little burning matter if Bronn can murder more?
Bronn	yeah entangled pretty much renders me useless its like my one weakness
Isabel	Streak, can Borris burn off the web?
Zmey	and small knives
Isabel	Or Sheena, even?
Bronn	that too yes
Streak (GM)	Bronn or anyone else can burst it with Strength
Isabel	No fire?
Streak (GM)	or escape artist can get him out well
Zmey	yeah lol its not like its permanent
Bronn	oh good a strength check
Streak (GM)	do you want to burn bronn as well
Bronn	yeah i can work with that
Streak (GM)	it would work but
Bronn	yes burn me then i can use limit breaks
Isabel	Would Ignite do that? I mean, it usually just burns a single thingy
Sheena	is web flammable y/n to regular fire
Streak (GM)	not really
Isabel	Cause I will have Borris burn it
Sheena	makes enough sense
Isabel	If that works
Sheena	cobwebs are really flammable old dry ones sticky webs? nope
Zmey	honestly i just want to see him set on fire
Isabel	Yay or Nay on the burning, Streak?
Zmey	i approve
Isabel	^
Bronn	i'll just break it guys its ok move along
Isabel	what is the break DC?
Zmey	irrelevant your turn
Bronn	its moes turn or isabels
Streak (GM)	yeah sorry one sec
Isabel	I am very tempted to have Borris try Ignite Working or not
Streak (GM)	As the spear flies into the bush, more enemies fall out.
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Isabel	Oh no Another cachipilly
Moe	"Looks like we're in for a long fight!"
Bronn	"Oh for the love of..."
Streak (GM)	Isabel's turn.
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Isabel	"Hold on, Bronn, I got you" Strength roll?
Streak (GM)	yes
Bronn	uh yes
Isabel	Isabel : Strength Check 11 HGN!!!
Streak (GM)	Not enough.
Bronn	im gonna go with no on that one
Isabel	do I get buffs from music?
Zmey	"More stains on the floor."
Streak (GM)	no
Isabel	"huff...huff Sorry Bronn"
Borris	"Nyah!" Borris inhales deeply
Borris	here it goes Borris spits a small flame out
Borris	Uses Ignite on the webbing "Nyah nyah!"
Sheena	well bronn is now on fire and stuck in the fire.
Zmey	""( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)"
Isabel	Maybe?
Sheena	this was a bad plan
Streak (GM)	The flame burns a small segment of the web, but dies out quite quickly.
Isabel	I'm fine with either result
Borris	"Nyah..."
Streak (GM)	You made the break DC a little lower at least.
Isabel	"You did good, Borris" Good, not taking chances here, we need Bronn back up
Zmey	"( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)"
Streak (GM)	Orme!
Orme	how do I summon a Gnoam
Isabel	Sling some fools or do that can Gnoams help?
Orme	they might!
Bronn	"Gah! Please don't burn me!"
Streak (GM)	you can summon monsters up to 1 HD
Borris	"Kyah!"
Streak (GM)	once a day
Zmey	"Burn him some more! There's still some web left!"
Orme	yeah but I don't know how to get them on the map
Zmey	ping the spot?
Streak (GM)	why is my journal empty one moment.
Zmey	commercials
Isabel	uh oh
Zmey	That's So Raven now on Broadway Sunday Sunday Sunday!!! only 500 gil a pop!
Isabel	Banana Sunday?
Streak (GM)	Would you like to summon Maro or Lugi
Orme	Maro
Isabel	EEE
Streak (GM)	also which square
Orme	north adjacent to me
Isabel	Please don't kill them, they are too precious
Orme	I can dismiss them as a swift action
Isabel	:D
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Streak (GM)	There he is
Zmey	i love gnom
Isabel	"The Gnoam is back!" Isabel waves
Orme	"Just in range..."
Isabel	His name isn't showiing up
Orme	"Maro! Use your puffballs on that worm!"
Streak (GM)	how does intiative work when new monsters join a battle in progress
Orme	roll init I imagine
Isabel	probably roll Init?
Zmey	or just use orme's
Isabel	then sort themselves out at the bottom? I mean, the other monsters
Streak (GM)	i mean the actual enemies
Zmey	oh
Orme	oh those guys
Zmey	yeah just initiative
Isabel	Who's turn is it? The order hasn't done anything
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20 + 2( 14 )+2 = 16 rolling 1d20 + 3 ( 11 )+3 = 14 rolling 1d20 + 3 ( 5 )+3 = 8
Zmey	they start this turn nice
Streak (GM)	so those two should have acted before?
Isabel	nah, they weren't here nough
Zmey	retcon retcon
Isabel	they still getting up ignore them
Streak (GM)	bugs don't land
Bronn	usually when a new set of enemies come in
Zmey	make em move after orme then
Isabel	I'm pretty sure the Caterchipllar does
Bronn	they get set to a different init track that acts after the first track
Zmey	but next turn theyu follow their init
Streak (GM)	ill do that then druf
Isabel	So they don't do anything until next round?
Bronn	yeah
Isabel	goo good
Bronn	so itd be like moe through caterchpillar one then the new guys then back to moe
Zmey	then back to my hand my hand is now diamonds my horse is now diamonds
Bronn	is it actually zmeys turn
Zmey	is it actually my turn
Isabel	I thought it was Orme's
Streak (GM)	merugas to go
Orme	do not question the gods
Streak (GM)	and orme has a move action still
Isabel	And Meruga
Zmey	oh that was probably a standard action the summoning
Streak (GM)	it was
Orme	summoning is a standardyes
Zmey	ok me.
Isabel	Meruuuga
Orme	did maro spore the caterpiller
Zmey	Her requiem RAMPS THE HECK UP
Streak (GM)	he can't act yet like the monsters
Zmey	Zmey : Requiem Dolor School Non-Elemental; Level 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 30 ft. Duration Concentration + Cha + 1 Saving Throw Fortitude half Spell Resistance Yes Targets One creature Performance Check : 29 (DC 12) Dies irae, dies illa, Solvet saeclum in favilla!
Foe Requiem	Each round, one creature within range of the bard suffers 7 non-elemental damage.
Orme	awww
Isabel	Why hasn't Meruga moved? She didn't use her turn yet
Zmey	no
Streak (GM)	yeah its meruga first
Zmey	i should move first lol
Streak (GM)	you can delay your turn if you want im talking to a dog
Orme	me? ok
Isabel	save the Dolor for something not as close to death
Zmey	did that thing get hit already
Sheena	wait zmey you dont have to roll again
Isabel	I don't think so
Streak (GM)	no
Sheena	you can just maintain from last turn
Zmey	the same damage???
Isabel	Oh, wait, really?
Sheena	it's got a multi turn duration it'll hit them for that same damage every round yes
Isabel	WHAAAT
Sheena	im pretty sure
Streak (GM)	its not the same
Isabel	Well then, murder everything
Zmey	oh
Isabel	oh?
Zmey	yes. the same casting
Sheena	"Each round, one creature within range of the bard suffers 7 non-elemental damage."
Zmey	this is all on 1 mp
Streak (GM)	yes but that was a roll
Sheena	i know
Streak (GM)	so it should be rerolled each time
Sheena	with a channeled spell isn't it constant?
Streak (GM)	the performance check doesn't though
Bronn	no see its meant to say like
Sheena	drufle
Bronn	2d6+whatever or something
Sheena	yeah i know
Bronn	but golurk auto-rolled it in youre supposed to roll it every time multiround duration spells rarely do the same damage every round at least in my experience
Streak (GM)	so it does 7 damage to bite bug 3
Sheena	ah ok
Streak (GM)	btw try to declare who are hitting before rolling any attack
Sheena	im the wrnong............
Isabel	but more importantly, does it die?
Streak (GM)	nope!
Isabel	poo
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Streak (GM)	the bug hates the noise you're making just HATES it Will Meruga act now
Isabel	release the hounds
Zmey	i end turn
Orme	yes bite the worm in half Meruga : Bite Attack 21 Damage 4 Type B/P/S If hit successful, can choose to attempt Trip in addition to any damage. Does not provoke AOO. User is not tripped on fail.
Caterchipillar	The bug takes even more damage! But it's still fighting.
Isabel	These things are TANKS Just there to annoy us
Bronn	if only i could JUMP
Isabel	I tried, I'm sorry
Orme	burst forth
Streak (GM)	Is that all for Meruga then if so its Bronns go
Bronn	rolling d20+4( 7 )+4 = 11 oh come on
Orme	yeah
Bronn	i just want to be free
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Isabel	DC went down due to Borris, though did it go down far enough? Bronn struggles against the horrible hell-web.
Bronn	nah i doubt it went down to 11
Isabel	Streak?
Bronn	well uh
Streak (GM)	sorry nope
Isabel	UHG!!
Bronn	i forget if breaks are standard actions or not i think they are
Streak (GM)	did you know the person in the web gets -4 to the strength check
Bronn	oh well then
Isabel	Ohhhh
Streak (GM)	but what else are you gonna do
Bronn	yeah i mean i could stab i guess
Streak (GM)	(escape artist)
Bronn	but i have no ranks in that
Isabel	Stab the caterchipiller?
Bronn	that couldnt possibly go better
Streak (GM)	it actually would since you avoid the -4
Isabel	Can you reach it through Sheena and Meruga
Streak (GM)	also its acrobatics now i think?
Isabel	Oh, of course
Bronn	it is
Streak (GM)	you have +2 to that
Bronn	huh well sure lets try that i guess rolling d20+2 ( 1 )+2 = 3 alright
Isabel	Ninja your way out...nope
Bronn	im just gonna sit down here
Streak (GM)	it gets in your hair! ew!!!
Isabel	Critical failure Sheeena?
Bronn	"GODS WHY ITS IN MY HAIR HOW IS IT IN MY CLOTHES"
Streak (GM)	Sheena's next
Sheena	grrr Isabel chuckles a little
Streak (GM)	god the things that happen to poor bronn
Isabel	"I'm working on it, Bronn"
Sheena	"THESE BUGS ARE LAAAME"
Bronn	this is my punishment for like Sheena enters BATTLE RAGE
Bronn	single-handedly winning session 2
Moe	"I'll get it out!" Bronn flails wildly.
Isabel	Moe, stop breaking turn order Sheena moves over towards the new caterpillar
Sheena	"Suck on this!" Sheena : Engulfing Winds School Enfeebling/Elemental (Wind); Level 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components 0 Range 30 ft. Duration Instant Saving Throw Fort halves Spell Resistance Yes Targets 1 creature The target of this spell takes 6 points of wind damage and is inflicted with the Squalled status for 1 rounds. A successful Fortitude save reduces this damage by half and prevents the status effect from taking effect. Learned From : Hobgoblin
Streak (GM)	Sheena provokes an attack of oppotunity though.
Sheena	son of a fuck
Bronn	uh yeah also aoo
Maro	sqee!
Isabel	oh, crap
Sheena	3 ones
Isabel	AoO!!
Sheena	after one last round
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+4( 4 )+4 = 8
Bronn	nope nevermind
Streak (GM)	You dodge, though.
Sheena	nop im so angry about this
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Bronn	that asshat caterpillar is too busy laughing at me
Sheena	ive just rolled 4 ones in a row
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+5( 11 )+5 = 16
Zmey	amaze
Isabel	Needs more murderdeath
Bronn	i call shenanigans on these dice can i use my own dice
Sheena	it made the fort save im screaming
Zmey	these are true random
Streak (GM)	what's your dc
Bronn	i have some literally right next to me
Zmey	from the
Streak (GM)	okay cool
Zmey	atmosphere or something
Isabel	Computers can't do true random
Sheena	3 damage kill me now
Streak (GM)	aw yeeeah
Isabel	Atmosphere or no
Bronn	oh look i rolled a nat 20 time to break this web so hard
Isabel	Bogrir, murderdeath something, please
Zmey	oh you know what i mean
Bronn	hhrhrhGGG
Orme	what just happened
Streak (GM)	Bogrir!
Bronn	boggy please smash that caterpillar
Isabel	Murderdeath, now
Bogrir	what
Bronn	what
Bogrir	ugh fine ugh
Isabel	Also, was that the ability that Sheena couldn't learn? the Web?
Bronn	bleeeeeiiiighhhh
Orme	yeh
Zmey	how do shot web
Streak (GM)	yeah
Isabel	That seems simple enough to learn
Orme	sheena cannot grow spinnerets! jeeez
Streak (GM)	sheena can do a lot of things i might grant it after battle im not sure
Isabel	Sheena will do things far less sensible in the future
Streak (GM)	theres no blue mage spell that matches it
Isabel	Hrm
Sheena	fuck this fight Sheena goes out and gets crunk
Bronn	most blue magic is just like
Isabel	Is there a non-blue magic spell that matches it?
Streak (GM)	but thats probably going to happen in the future
Bronn	straight damage bogrir please kill dont roll a 1
Zmey	aaaanyway
Orme	smash this fat bug
Isabel	Bogrir's sole mission is to commit murderdeath, right now Streak (GM): Bogrir : Metalvein (Warhammer) Attack 15 Damage 5 Type Bludgeoning
Isabel	ANOTHER ONE!!?
Bronn	rolling one on damage is fine
Orme	rolld dat 1
Streak (GM)	the +1 still applies right
Bronn	because he can undo that to hit?
Isabel	Reroll that, right now
Bronn	yeah
Streak (GM)	yeah okay good
Bronn	hes in the aura
Streak (GM)	thats a hit
Sheena	oh yeah i did 4 damage to the caterpillar then
Isabel	This is madness
Sheena	not 3 i didnt factor the song in
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d3+5( 1 )+5 = 6
Orme	TARGET LOCKED
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Streak (GM)	er
Zmey	heres my damn performance radius
Bronn	well then
Streak (GM)	typo
Isabel	Is that another 1?
Bronn	try again
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d8+5( 6 )+5 = 11
Isabel	better
Bronn	there you go
Zmey	the 15 ft is just the fort aura
Bronn	actually thats a good question can you infinitely reroll 1's
Streak (GM)	Also i don't think the song boosts spell damage sheena
Bronn	or just once
Zmey	if its a touch attack spell
Isabel	Infinite rolls, yes, don't question it
Zmey	it will
Sheena	it's not
Bronn	i would say once but ok
Zmey	ok
Sheena	bugger all
Zmey	heh
Isabel	Is caterchipillar kill?
Zmey	bug
Streak (GM)	do you mean the boosts the attack roll for the touch spell or the damage of it as well? Also yes its dead
Isabel	Finally
Zmey	bye
Isabel	"One down!"
Streak (GM)	Bogrir is carrying this fight sol would be so proud
Isabel	He's the only one that can work around teh ones We can't manage that Moe! Halp
Streak (GM)	okay its cater 2's turn
Zmey	caterer of our dooms!!
Isabel	eh? right oh no
Caterchipillar	It skitters over to Sheena And goes for the bite!
Isabel	Sheena, I hope you like bugs
Zmey	how disgusting actually zmey likes bugs
Caterchipillar	It charges, and then wraps around to your back...
Bronn	uhhhhh
Caterchipillar	rolling 1d20+4( 17 )+4 = 21
Isabel	Oh that is just awful
Bronn	oh why
Zmey	is that a grab
Isabel	The first hit!
Caterchipillar	rolling 1d6+7( 2 )+7 = 9
Isabel	Oh no This is bad
Caterchipillar	and it snaps at you viciously!
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Isabel	That is a lot of damage
Caterchipillar	You take 9 damage.
Isabel	That is a lot of damage it can do
Streak (GM)	well you're level 2 now
Bronn	i dunno, thats less than me
Streak (GM)	and isabel can heal like a fukr
Bronn	i do 1d10+6 without charging
Isabel	I only have 4 mp
Streak (GM)	Bite Bug 3's turn!
Sheena	it bit through my shield of hp
Zmey	"!!'
Isabel	"Incoming!"
Zmey	did everyone add their 3 hp i forgot about that
Bronn	our what
Orme	I did
Zmey	even me
Orme	to temp
Bronn	when did we get thp
Isabel	well, I just did
Orme	before the fight!
Bronn	oh ok i guess i missed that i mean i havent actually been hit yet
Zmey	tsk tsk
Isabel	Go away little bug Shoo "Hey, get away!"
Bronn	did that move past bogrir
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Streak (GM)	The bug zooms around towards Isabel.
Isabel	Did it?
Zmey	nop
Bronn	ok
Streak (GM)	And tries to snap at her.
Bronn	i didnt see it move
Isabel	Rawr
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+1( 10 )+1 = 11 That's a hit
Isabel	yeah please no murder
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d4+1( 2 )+1 = 3 Isabel tries in vain to shield herself
Streak (GM)	The bite connects with your shoulder, and you take 3 damage.
Isabel	"HEY!!" Well, there goes my Temp HP
Streak (GM)	And now the other bite bug's turn
Zmey	are these like stirges
Isabel	I'm going to need to mend these robes messing up my clothes like a JERK
Streak (GM)	This bug flies towards Zmey
Zmey	":I"
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Bite Bug	"Hiss!!"
Zmey	Zmey : Concentration Check Class Bard 1 Check 10
Bite Bug	It bares its teeth, and goes for your neck.
Bronn	oof
Isabel	umm, is that a bad roll?
Bronn	its not particularly good
Bite Bug	rolling 1d20+1( 16 )+1 = 17 rolling 1d6 ( 6 ) = 6 roll fort please
Zmey	Zmey : Fortitude Save 19
Isabel	fort? deseases?
Zmey	god i forgot where to concentration
Sheena	can i learn their bite attacks
Zmey	lets just say the spell ended
Bite Bug	you take 3 damage instead
Bronn	gosh this is nasty
Bite Bug	and the bug gains 3! except its at full hp
Isabel	What kind of bite is that?
Zmey	blood drain
Sheena	blood drain eh
Streak (GM)	Sheena! Roll to learn
Isabel	Can Sheena learn that?
Streak (GM)	its vermin
Sheena	vermin?
Isabel	yus
Bronn	wow
Zmey	"Messed up my rhythm!!"
Sheena	Sheena : Nature Check 22
Isabel	Vampire Sheena is one step closer to being a thing
Bronn	'man that looks so cool i bet i can suck blood out of people too'
Sheena	not bad
Isabel	also that is a good roll
Streak (GM)	You learn Vampiric Drain!
Orme	do we remove our temp HP now
Sheena	"Now THAT i can do"
Isabel	I lost my Temp HP already from the bite, I thought
Streak (GM)	Vampiric Attack *
Isabel	Or how does Temp HP work
Streak (GM)	Isabel's turn yes you lost it
Bronn	thp works until you lose it or until some duration wears out Borris inhales again
Zmey	it lasts until the end of the encounter its not a spell
Bronn	also it isnt healed by anything except more thp Borris uses Ignite again on the web
Isabel	Ok, what does that do?
Bronn	"WHY THE FIRE AGAIN PLEASE STOP"
Zmey	yes please
Borris	"Nyak!"
Sheena	it is Blood Drain actually streak
Streak (GM)	More web is burned. It's looking structurally weaker now.
Sheena	1d8 Dark damage and i heal damage dealt
Streak (GM)	oh okay then
Sheena	notbad
Zmey	.jpg
Isabel	Isabel : Earth Rod Attack 2 Damage 8 Type Magical Ranged Touch Attack, Earth Element ... I just...
Bronn	well then
Sheena	god
Streak (GM)	remember declare the attack first
Isabel	Can I do anything else now?
Sheena	who picked these dice out
Bronn	it isnt a 1 at least
Isabel	There is one target here The bug
Bronn	uh
Streak (GM)	yeah but do it anyway
Isabel	I can't get to the other one
Bronn	thats a ranged attack in melee range
Isabel	sorry
Bronn	he gets an aoo
Isabel	Seriously?
Bronn	yes
Isabel	Damn it Watch him hit, too
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+1( 16 )+1 = 17
Isabel	frig
Bronn	remember when we were planning on winning this fight
Isabel	Why didn't I back up!?
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d4+2( 1 )+2 = 3
Isabel	UGHAGHA!!!
Orme	overconfidence
Bronn	yeah really
Streak (GM)	Dearest Maro's turn
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Bronn	oh boy its maro's turn
Isabel	Maro, halp us Save the princess!
Zmey	when do we meet waro
Isabel	walu too?
Streak (GM)	you can act your peeps in any order actually
Orme	does maro have any hit bonuses
Streak (GM)	no its just 1d20
Orme	ok right then Meruga moves to bite bite bug 4
Streak (GM)	oh wait his ranged attacks get +2 though ie the puffball
Orme	Meruga : Bite Attack 23 Damage 4 Type B/P/S If hit successful, can choose to attempt Trip in addition to any damage. Does not provoke AOO. User is not tripped on fail. bloody weak rolls
Streak (GM)	is zmeys +1 still in effect
Zmey	yes
Streak (GM)	okay
Zmey	im deducting performance turns every turn
Streak (GM)	The bug takes 5 damage from the vicious bite! How ironic???? that the bite bug....got bite........
Zmey	in soviet russia
Streak (GM)	hehehe eh okay next orme or maro?
Orme	orme next
Streak (GM)	you know your names are almost anagrams
Orme	is getting my sword out a standard? didn't realise
Streak (GM)	yes
Orme	ok would I be able to hit bug 3 from here with a sling shot?
Bronn	move
Orme	or does that run the risk of hitting allies
Bronn	its a move action to draw a new weapon
Streak (GM)	no
Orme	ok
Streak (GM)	oh right he's got Bab BAB
Zmey	babby
Streak (GM)	yeah sorry its a move then you could sling bronn in the head if you want he's having a bad enough day though
Orme	so I can drop sling and get sword out but not be able to reach anything
Streak (GM)	you can 5ft still i thinl
Orme	oh right yes
Streak (GM)	that would get to cater 2
Isabel	what is the minimum range of the sling?
Orme	50 ft
Zmey	totes
Bronn	what
Orme	but y'all in the way
Isabel	what?
Bronn	im sure you mean 5
Orme	yes
Isabel	Minimum, Orme
Orme	silly me
Bronn	what kind of useless weapon has a minimum range of 50 feet a catapult?
Isabel	so you can sling the other two bugs
Streak (GM)	giant laser gun but if you don't want a laser gun i can just remove it from the loot
Isabel	Laser guns have no minimum range
Orme	right then, I stow/drop the sling, get sword out, shimmy to beside sheena and stab cater 2 Orme : Longsword Attack 11 Damage 7 Type Slashing
Isabel	they just kill, indeiscriminantly
Orme	sonofa
Streak (GM)	The Caterchipillar dodges the swing!
Isabel	+1 to that attack roll, right?
Streak (GM)	He looks shocked though
Isabel	I guess it doesn't matter, though
Orme	okay then, plan B
Zmey	caterpillar offended by sword
Streak (GM)	Maro's turn
Zmey	step on bug
Caterchipillar	"Skwee!"
Zmey	be hero
Isabel	Maro needs to stomp some caterpillars Wigglers, thats the word
Caterchipillar	yeeah maro come step on me ~~~
Isabel	Step on some wigglers
Orme	am I in threat range of the cater
Bronn	i am 4000% done with these smugapillars
Maro	am I in threat range of the cater
Bronn	no not melee at least
Streak (GM)	no maro you are clear to go
Maro	right
Streak (GM)	maro has solid snakes voice
Maro	move to bite bug 4 and claw
Isabel	Claw!? What claws?
Maro	rolling 1d20( 1 ) = 1
Isabel	I swear
Maro	......
Isabel	To all that is holy
Streak (GM)	roll the other attack too
Maro	rolling 1d20( 4 ) = 4
Isabel	..........
Zmey	this is fine
Bronn	alright
Zmey	everything is fine
Isabel	All shall burn in the light
Bronn	you know what
Streak (GM)	Zmey's turn
Zmey	:|
Bronn	can i just like jump into the bushes stab the old man
Zmey	5 foot step
Maro	Orca is tilting the table
Zmey	Zmey : Requiem Dolor School Non-Elemental; Level 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 30 ft. Duration Concentration + Cha + 1 Saving Throw Fortitude half Spell Resistance Yes Targets One creature Performance Check : 13 (DC 12) Dies irae, dies illa, Solvet saeclum in favilla!
Foe Requiem	Each round, one creature within range of the bard suffers 6 non-elemental damage. it continues for 4 more turns so :>
Isabel	ONES!! ONES EVERYWHERE We can't get approved like this
Streak (GM)	Bite Bug 4?
Bronn	thats on a d6
Zmey	yeah that
Bronn	thats at least slightly normal all the 1's on d20's we're rolling is not
Zmey	and what else can i do
Bite Bug	"Screeeeee!"
Zmey	what to do with all these actions
Bite Bug	He super hates that noise, and he's looking pretty weakened now.
Isabel	Zmey has a lot to do now
Zmey	can i have two requiems at once ???? :D
Isabel	I approve of that
Streak (GM)	zmey ill be honest i have no idea how you work
Zmey	strk same
Isabel	How do I Zmey?
Streak (GM)	it doesn't seem like you would
Zmey	the spell is over but theres some trailing duration left
Bronn	id go with no on that one
Zmey	its a free action
Streak (GM)	oh okay
Zmey	and i only did a 5 ft step
Isabel	Start up a second done?
Streak (GM)	i get you
Isabel	one?
Streak (GM)	go ahead then
Zmey	Zmey : Requiem Dolor School Non-Elemental; Level 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 30 ft. Duration Concentration + Cha + 1 Saving Throw Fortitude half Spell Resistance Yes Targets One creature Performance Check : 20 (DC 12) Dies irae, dies illa, Solvet saeclum in favilla!
Foe Requiem	Each round, one creature within range of the bard suffers 8 non-elemental damage.
Isabel	yes, we need all the help we can get
Zmey	the caterpillar i keep forgetting to target first
Streak (GM)	this doesn't seem right but whatever
Isabel	Streak, we have been at this for an unusually long amount of time
Zmey	its constitutional i swear
Caterchipillar	"Hyuk-yuk-yuk!"
Streak (GM)	Bronn!
Zmey	the dc is 14 btw Isabel glares at the caterchipillar
Bronn	oh lord its my turn
Streak (GM)	Burst forth and jump!
Bronn	rolling d20+2( 8 )+2 = 10
Isabel	Bronn, stab something
Zmey	what about the damage
Bronn	nah i think im good im just gonna wallow in my web
Streak (GM)	is that escape artist?
Bronn	that was escape artist yes
Isabel	Borris has been working on that for a while
Bronn	the one that gives me a +2
Streak (GM)	okay you are free then
Bronn	instead of a 0 oh really
Streak (GM)	yes isabel helped a lot
Zmey	free him
Bronn	well excellent
Zmey	he free
Bronn	"FINALLY"
Maro	borris saves the day
Bronn	"ALRIGHT SMUGAPILLAR YOURE GONNA DIE"
Isabel	"Woohoo! Murder something!"
Zmey	congratulations on your bald spot
Isabel	Wait, AoO!
Bronn	nah
Orme	Aoooooooo
Isabel	You're in range of a bug
Bronn	i dont get aoo's when i charge unless theyre flying
Sheena	im so sleepy
Bronn	because jump is silly
Isabel	I'm pretty sure this one flies
Sheena	it's sitll not my turn huh
Orme	he's SO flying
Isabel	It's got wings and everything
Bronn	if hes not literally more than 5 feet off the ground he isnt technically flying
Streak (GM)	he's level with sheena so no no fly
Bronn	alright jump check Bronn : Athletics Check 20
Isabel	don't leave me, Bronn!
Bronn	really really
Orme	yes
Isabel	These rolls I just, why
Bronn	screw it im gonna go kill bite bug 4
Streak (GM)	I mean you could shove sheena out of the way
Isabel	can you?
Streak (GM)	probably not that would be rude
Bronn	no i cannot i would fall prone
Sheena	please dont it would end badly
Bronn	i am here now rolling d20+9 ( 4 )+9 = 13
Sheena	stabe bugg
Bronn	alright you know what
Isabel	Why do the dice curse us so!
Streak (GM)	you hit it though
Bronn	ok good
Isabel	oh?
Bronn	rolling d10+9+2d6( 9 )+9+( 6 + 2 ) = 26
Orme	ooof Bronn flips off the bug thirty seven times as he lands.
Isabel	That is where all our luck went
Streak (GM)	drufle it had 1 hp left
Bronn	xD too bad it gets all of the damage
Orme	the bug is disintegrated
Isabel	it is dead 26 times over
Bronn	i am ANGRY now
Isabel	it deserved it all "YES!! GO BRONN!!"
Bronn	"HHRHRHRHRHGGGG, that felt GOOD" Bronn stabs the dead bug a few more times for good measure. Meruga blinks as shards of exoskeleton fall around her
Bronn	alright sheena youre finally up Sheena is FUMING
Sheena	"I HATE BUGS"
Orme	is the caterpillar actually grabbing her
Sheena	"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Streak (GM)	no
Orme	phew
Bronn	at this point we're just going to win with sheer rage
Sheena	im gonna bonk it over hte head
Bronn	can we all multiclass into barbarian
Sheena	Sheena : Goblin Puncher (Heavy Mace) Attack 15 Damage 10 Melee Notes : Go for the eyes, boo! Type Bludgeoning
Streak (GM)	god you get hit once and you all fly into a rage
Isabel	Woo!
Zmey	i am seriously questioning the heroicness of the partye
Streak (GM)	i actually got to hit you this time
Bronn	i havent even been hit!
Zmey	everyones so thirsty for blood
Bronn	aside from the dumb web
Isabel	Look, whatever works
Bronn	well bronn is actually thirsty for blood
Streak (GM)	yes bronn that was highly intentional
Bronn	thats legitimately part of his personality
Orme	we just want to feel ppoweful man
Sheena	did i hit the damn bug
Streak (GM)	i think ill just have you fight more of these from now on
Isabel	That had to have hit NO NO MORE
Streak (GM)	yes you just hit it
Orme	look isabel it's only gonna get worse from here
Isabel	D:
Caterchipillar	With a mighty punch of her mace, Sheena smacks the smugopillar in it's big smug face.
Sheena	"FUCK OFF!"
Isabel	The heart of the cards has failed us
Caterchipillar	"Blargh!!"
Bronn	this is one of those things
Caterchipillar	It lies backwards, dead. Isabel is focused on the Bite Bug now
Orme	wow that was quick
Isabel	Oh, she is pissed at it
Bronn	where its just like "why doesnt the big bad just send, like, 100 caterpillars at us, we'd be dead within a minute"
Isabel	Borris isn't looking to happy either
Orme	"That was a frigtening display of force, Sheena!"
Streak (GM)	Bogrir's turn
Bronn	bogrir is uh
Orme	bogrir is bogrir
Bronn	yeah he needs to go smack the last bug
Isabel	Kill the bug next to me
Streak (GM)	sheena its the only enemy left
Isabel	failing that, I'll get bit again
Sheena	i am the only enemy left
Zmey	yes
Streak (GM)	Bogrir moves over to the final bite bug
Orme	Bugrir Sheena gives orme a Look
Sheena	"I HATE BUGS"
Isabel	"Oh you are going to get it, flying gnat" Orme just can not help himself
Bogrir	"I've faced grannies fiercer than you damn bugs!" Bronn is still kind of panting and covered in bug guts.
Bite Bug	"Skre!!"
Bogrir	"Don't sass me."
Zmey	"What on earth have I gotten myself into..." Meruga wants to roll in the bug juices with bronn
Bogrir	Bogrir : Metalvein (Warhammer) Attack 17 Damage 8 Type Bludgeoning Borris lets forth a slew of Abyssal Insults at the bug
Bronn	squish
Bite Bug	Squish!
Bronn	called it Isabel starts panting
Streak (GM)	The bug is crushed under Bogrir's warhammer, the crunch echoing into the wood. It is the sound...of victory!
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Music
Isabel	"Thanks...these guys are slippier than I thought they'd be"
Orme	"...is that it?"
Isabel	"Doesn't feel all that victorious"
Bronn	"Alright, I think I'm gonna be pulling web out of my hair for weeks."
Sheena	"Bleeding. Ow. God."
Streak (GM)	The elder falls from above. Borris uses Ignite on the bug corpse
Elder Vefid	"And that's that!"
Isabel	"Borris...eh, alright"
Bronn	"WHY BUGS" "WHY WEBS"
Zmey	yasss victory tune
Sheena	"So how'd we do?"
Orme	"Bronn do you enjoy fighting anything?" Borris yells at the Elder in Abyssal
Elder Vefid	"...It would seem you are fierce warriors."
Music	Sheena attempts to look like she isn't bothered by the injury but she totally is
Zmey	Zmey : Performance Check 17
Bronn	"I enjoy fighting things that do not SPEW sticky nastiness on me that keep me from JUMPING."
Isabel	"Borris, please, its over"
Bronn	Bronn : Athletics Check 29
Orme	"Isabel, Sheena needs help here!" Bronn does a backflip. Isabel uses Mending on her clothes
Elder Vefid	"Haha. It would do good to keep your tempers in check. "You don't want to lose your focus in the heat of a real battle."
Isabel	to Sheena: "Ok, let me see"
Elder Vefid	"But you worked together well."
Bronn	"Oh don't worry, I know how to use my anger. It's pretty handy, as you may have seen."
Sheena	"Wait, you're hurt too!"
Isabel	Streark? Can I make a survival check to heal her? "I'm fine, I'll deal with myself later"
Streak (GM)	no use your spells
Bronn	i dont think survival can actually heal hp
Isabel	crap
Sheena	"Well, okay..."
Bronn	it can stop bleeding
Sheena	the heal skill is for stabilizing people who are bleeding to death
Bronn	i think it can speed up hp recovery over a long time
Streak (GM)	you should try that new skill of yours
Isabel	Holy Burst
Orme	"Maro, you were very brave today. Thank you for your service."
Isabel	"Hey, everyone, gather around me!" "Stick close!"
Bronn	im pretty sure sheena and isabel were the only ones that actually got hurt that entire fight
Isabel	Isabel : Holy Burst Class : White Mage Unleash a burst of holy light (1d6 currently) rolling 1d6 ( 3 ) = 3
Bronn	the enemies were having just as hard a time hitting as we were
Isabel	Heal everyone for 3 hp
Bronn	oh so its just channel energy in a different hat
Maro	squii~
Sheena	im still hurt, actually lol
Isabel	Sure, what not how hurt?
Sheena	"OH god that's better" i think uh
Isabel	I got a few more uses
Caterchipillar	The caterchipillar is healed!! "SCRAA" no wait its dead again.
Sheena	like 2 hp? let's leave it for now i can walk it off
Isabel	Yeah, I have 6 more uses
Sheena	not worth another spell lol whoa shit
Isabel	Doesn't use MP 3 + WisMod
Caterchipillar	But it also bursts open, and loot spills out.
Streak (GM)	Look loot makes no sense just take it. Orme dismisses Maro, who looks eager to tell lugi of today's events
Orme	nom Bronn starts tearing through the smugapillar for goodies.
Elder Vefid	"You've earned my approval."
Isabel	I swear, if that revived I'd be pissed
Elder Vefid	"Remember. You are all a team, now."
Isabel	"Thank you, sir"
Bronn	i wouldnt, i might get a chance to kill it
Orme	"Thank you as well"
Elder Vefid	"Work together, and nothing will ever stop you."
Borris	"Kyahg"
Elder Vefid	"Prepare too, for any kind of attack. Monsters are more cunning than they look."
Bronn	"Don't worry, I think I can whip this team together to wreck the world."
Isabel	"Bronn, you were trapped half the battle"
Orme	"I'm going to have to revise my strategies in the future"
Isabel	"Slow down there"
Bronn	"Yeah, well, that was the bug's fault."
Isabel	"We know fire weakens the webs"
Elder Vefid	Inside the bug is gil, gems, 1 hi potion, 1 echo screen, 2 scrolls, and a very fancy looking warhammer.
Isabel	"If that help" Another Echo Screen?
Orme	"Anyway Isabel, I apologise for my statements earlier. Borris turned out to be a great ally!"
Isabel	"Aw, thank you, Orme"
Bronn	im sorry what a hi potion
Borris	"Kyayah"
Zmey	hi
Orme	yay
Bronn	are those not as strong in this game as they are in the ff games
Orme	also Borgrir gets a present
Isabel	Shall me and Sheena try to read the scrolls?
Streak (GM)	i mean it doesn't heal 1000 hp if thats what you're asking
Bronn	oh theyre just like 2d8 or something arent they
Streak (GM)	zmey should have a look as well hint hint
Zmey	me
Isabel	"Should we give the Echo screen to Sheena?" "I already have one"
Bronn	oh dang hi potions are 3d8+10
Sheena	"Sure, I'll hold onto it."
Bronn	thats crazy
Bogrir	"That's a fine weapon there."
Isabel	Isabel : Spellcraft Check 9
Zmey	more like overkill
Isabel	Erk
Bronn	its serious overkill
Isabel	Ok, I failed on croll
Zmey	Zmey : Spellcraft Check 22
Bronn	thats a max 34 hp
Sheena	Sheena : Spellcraft Check 22
Isabel	eh
Sheena	twinsies
Zmey	whisper your secrets
Streak (GM)	Zmey notes one of the scrolls is actually a song. A Song of Lively Step Isabel is too busy hugging Borris to read the scroll
Zmey	"This is musical notation. Dibs!"
Streak (GM)	Sheena identifies the other scroll as a Protect scroll.
Isabel	Protect? Ah yis
Sheena	"I think you might be able to use this one, Izzy."
Isabel	"Oh, what is it?"
Streak (GM)	Let me list the gems
Sheena	"Protect. Is that your department?"
Zmey	"So... who's gonna clean up all this gunk."
Isabel	"Oh, definitely" Borris prepares to light another bug corpse on fire
Zmey	"Fire hazard!"
Isabel	How should I try to learn this?
Streak (GM)	Unworked Ivory (20gp), unworked deep blue spinel (40gp), sardonyx(confirmed) (45gp), saltwater pearl (110gp)
Zmey	(confirmed)
Streak (GM)	and 190 gil
Isabel	"Borris! No, please don't burn everything" Also those are some good gems
Sheena	confirmed
Isabel	gotta work those into jewelry
Zmey	[ C O N F I R M E D ]
Elder Vefid	"I'll have the interns clean this up."
Zmey	"interns..."
Isabel	Streak, should I learn this now?
Elder Vefid	"Please stop using fire around the tree."
Isabel	"I'm sorry sir"
Sheena	"Bad bomb."
Bronn	"Yes, can we stop with the fire?"
Borris	"Nyakeh"
Zmey	'There's a haystack right there"
Sheena	"What's the hammer look like, Bogrir?"
Streak (GM)	You just learn the spells automatically now
Bogrir	"This is masterwork, for sure."
Zmey	technical machine
Isabel	How do I remove items from the inventory I got three scrolls sitting in it
Bogrir	"Two hammers are better than one, right?"
Zmey	modify its the last button
Isabel	ok
Orme	"redundancy is always welcome in battle"
Streak (GM)	dang that was a long session then huh
Zmey	lol
Orme	not actually that long
Streak (GM)	well its 4am now
Orme	about average
Zmey	'That sure was an exciting 30 seconds."
Streak (GM)	you can go back to the elder now
Orme	doesn't feel like it
Isabel	Let me update my spells
Sheena	"Two hammers are heavier than one, too. You sure you can carry both of those things around?"
Zmey	or after if we still have stuff to do
Orme	I would also like to extend my thanks to all of you for not noticing or being too polite to mention that Meruga attacked a bite bug
Elder Merou	"You've returned."
Orme	I forgot halfway through
Zmey	w/e "We have returned."
Isabel	"Yes sir, here we are"
Elder Merou	"I felt your battle happen nearby, so I'll assume Vefid gave you his approval."
Orme	"felt?"
Elder Merou	"I've also gotten word from Fleowe." "Mm." "So you are capable then."
Sheena	we'll say she panicked and was freaked out enough to bite a giant bug that got in her face
Zmey	"You have an infestation problem over there."
Orme	"It would appear so"
Isabel	"A lot of bugs up in the leaves"
Elder Merou	"Vefid rears those things in there." "I've asked him to stop but..."
Bronn	"Tell him to keep better track of those smugapillars." Bronn mumbles to himself a bit more.
Sheena	"God, and he's got so many he doesn't feel bad about throwing them to their deaths like that?"
Orme	"he could perhaps train something not quite so...disturbing"
Isabel	"Wait, he raises those things?"
Zmey	"What a sicko."
Elder Merou	"Yes, those Caterchipillars are something else."
Sheena	"I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks."
Isabel	"eughgh..." Sheena shudders
Elder Merou	"You haven't lived until you've fought a Dire Caterchipillar, though."
Orme	8(
Isabel	"That exists?"
Elder Merou	"It does."
Sheena	"That probably makes him the bravest person I've ever met, though. Interacting with those things WILLINGLY."
Zmey	"What do they metamorphose INTO"
Elder Merou	"Pray you never meet one."
Isabel	"I will pray long and hard, sir"
Elder Merou	"Anyway." "I feel you are all ready, now."
Bronn	"We damned well better be."
Zmey	to fite the dire smugpillar
Sheena	zzzz
Isabel	"Right, we've got a forest to save"
Sheena	im so sleep
Elder Merou	"It will take a while longer to prepare the enchantment to use on your moogle friend, so I invite you to rest for now."
Zmey	"Im afraid to ask what we're supposed to be ready for."
Orme	"thank you for your hospitality, sir"
Sheena	"Fine by me. I'm beat."
Elder Merou	"I will have to study him for a bit, if you don't mind."
Moe	"You got a TV I could watch?"
Isabel	"Vefid was nice enough to stuff loot inside one of the bugs, though"
Zmey	'If those insects were a taste of what's to come I am..."
Elder Merou	"T...V?"
Isabel	"Technology sire"
Moe	"Do they exist or not??"
Isabel	*sir Bronn walks out of the hut and heads back to the inn, still picking web out of his hair.
Sheena	"I hope not, Zmey. I got a little bit in my mouth and it tasted AWFUL."
Elder Merou	"Haha, sure, if you want them to." Orme gives Sheena a Look
Elder Merou	"I've got some books you could peruse."
Isabel	"Oooh, I'd like to read a bit"
Moe	"Well, that'll work too." Sheena eyyyyyy
Zmey	Black Magic for Dummies
Isabel	Yus
Elder Merou	"Feel free to stay for a while."
Orme	sure thing deckard cain
Elder Merou	"Oh god, he fed them items?"
Zmey	"A whole hammer."
Sheena	"I don't think that one entirely grasped how potions work." "Or scrolls."
Elder Merou	"That's completely absurd."
Sheena	"Maybe it just sort of.... grows inside them?"
Elder Vefid	(yelling)"No its a GREAT idea."
Zmey	"That's probably breaking some international law or something."
Sheena	"Where does loot come from, exactly?" "See this is the kind of thing I want to figure out."
Isabel	"I mean, I don't feel much sympathy for the bugs"
Elder Fleowe	(yelling)"Don't listen to them, dude, it's awesome!"
Orme	"It comes from adventurers of ages past, who are slain in the wilds"
Isabel	"But I guess that might make them a little cranky"
Elder Vefid	(yelling)"THAAANKS"
Orme	"some monsters collect it"
Elder Merou	"Ugh."
Sheena	"Who's paying for the gems and scrolls these monsters are using as blankets? The taxpayers?"
Orme	"at least, that's what I was taught."
Isabel	"They are good items" "I got a new spell out of it"
Sheena	"An entire hammer...."
Orme	"Those two also have very good hearing" "and voices"
Streak (GM)	The session is all but ended now, so do what you like
Sheena	zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Isabel	Read and sort our loot a little
Zmey	"Adventuring is an enigma"
Orme	same
Isabel	Sheena will sleep
Sheena	im just gonna sorta keel over
Bronn	bronn literally just left
Zmey	whats the spell i got again
Sheena	maaaaaayday we're going down
Bronn	its the one that gives you a speed bonus lively step i think
Sheena	we're going down
Elder Merou	"I travelled in my younger days, never did get the look thing."
Sheena	im yelling timber
Elder Merou	loot*
Bronn	merou has a poor perception modifier
Sheena	iiiiiiim going downnnn
Streak (GM)	you fall asleep garnet style
Bronn	THUD
Sheena	canon Borris sits on Sheena's head Borris begins to inflate
Zmey	fire Sheena grabs Borris
Borris	KAPOOF!!
Sheena	"teddy... bear..."
Zmey	the hair
Streak (GM)	Borris EXPLODES. Sheena is literally dead Borris: Borris : False Self Destruct School N/A; Level 0 Casting Time N/A Components N/A Range N/A Duration N/A Saving Throw N/A Targets N/A
Sheena	no head nothin Borris turns into a tiny charred ember
Orme	just a pair of smoking boots
Zmey	ok im fine where do we rest
Streak (GM)	at the inn again
Orme	right here Borris shakes himself off and floats back up, laughing
Sheena	oh the save screen music
Bronn	oh no not the elevator
Streak (GM)	Game Saved!
Bronn	the muzak
Streak (GM)	also sheena learned False Self Destruct.
Sheena	in case it is unclear i am literally facedown asleep on merou's floor
Borris	Borris would like to remind you not to touch the cartrige while we save
Sheena	i did
Borris	Yes
Sheena	ok
Streak (GM)	you can now fake explode it does nothing at all
Sheena	this is about as useful as the cucumber quest spells
Borris	Purely comical, costs no mana
Streak (GM)	you can never get any practical use out of it
Sheena	summon pizza when no one wants it
Streak (GM)	don't you dare try
Orme	certainly surprising
Borris	You already have Ignite, so you are practically a second Borris
Orme	is cucumber quest syill going
Isabel	Yes "Sheena! You alright!?"
Streak (GM)	sheena is covered in Cartoon Soot
Borris	"Kyayahahaha!!" "Kekeke"
Streak (GM)	how comical!! Sheena is facedown Sheena does not respond Isabel shakes Sheena
Sheena	someone is going to have to drag me out
Streak (GM)	she is ded.......... Orme drags sheena back to the hotel
Isabel	Isabel : Strength Check 5
Sheena	thank
Isabel	HNG!! Or Orme could do it, thats fine
Orme	Orme : Strength Check 11
Sheena	is exploding a swift action
Streak (GM)	you pull a muscle, and take 17 damage
Bronn	rolling d20+4( 4 )+4 = 8
Orme	we do it together
Isabel	Borris : Strength Check 3
Bronn	man
Sheena	you are all weak
Isabel	Borris goes HGN as well
Streak (GM)	you all pull muscles you all take 17 damage
Bronn	yesss
Borris	"Nyahhhhh..."
Orme	GWOGH
Borris	No, lets not insta-die
Sheena	blocked blocked blocked. NONE of you are free of sin
Bronn	limit break time
Borris	Actually that wouldn't kill me
Sheena	limit break: SUPER MUSCLE TEAR
Isabel	I mean me Maybe not both of us
Streak (GM)	Bronn jumps into space, because none of this is real life.
Sheena	is exploding a swift action streak this is important
Streak (GM)	yes sure
Sheena	good
Bronn	can i use my falling meteor
Sheena	i will find a way to exploit this
Bronn	trash this house
Isabel	It is very swift
Streak (GM)	you jump into the air bronn, ready to unleash the meteor
Golurk	put her in moe's bag
Isabel	Probably, but unlikely
Streak (GM)	but you hit your head on the rood roof*
Isabel	I'm going to try again to move Sheena
Bronn	how rood
Streak (GM)	the attack is canceled
Isabel	Isabel : Strength Check 17 HHNNNNNNNGGGG!!!
Bronn	rolling d20+4( 18 )+4 = 22
Streak (GM)	Isabel hoists sheena over her head in one hand
Isabel	Yeah!
Zmey	cant we just drag her
Isabel	Farmgirl in da house! "Ahaha! I still got it"
Zmey	according to the weight
Isabel	Just like carrying my little sister
Zmey	the loads and such
Sheena	bronn breaks through the ceiling
Streak (GM)	Her sleeves explode, revealing super ripped muscles
Isabel	Yus
Sheena	on the bottom i am sleeping with my eyes wide open
Isabel	"This isn't so bad"
Streak (GM)	I can't tell what's real anymore.
Sheena	it is disturbing
Isabel	Nothing is real
Sheena	you feel inclined to put me down again
Bronn	alright you know what we should
Isabel	Will this make it into the logs?
Sheena	yes
Bronn	probably just stop it here
Isabel	This is important
Sheena	it's all canon
Bronn	bronn has left the atmosphere
Orme	goodnight moon
Bronn	when he comes back, youre all so screwed
Sheena	there he go
Borris	"Kyayah!"
Streak (GM)	no the entire session has been rendered noncanon by these shenanigans
Bronn	look at how unreal that air is
Streak (GM)	well done
Sheena	elder merou has been in the bathroom this whole time
Isabel	Bronn can breath in space
Zmey	pooping
Bronn	yes i am magic
Sheena	me 2
Bronn	actually though im going to bed
Isabel	ok
Streak (GM)	me 2
Isabel	Me too three
Bronn	so lets all hop out
Isabel	tenth Alrighty then