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Streak (GM)	Welcome back! Last time, the Crystal Clods went through some trials.
Sheena	canon
Bronn	stupid bugs
Streak (GM)	The Elders have deemed them ready to go deeper into the Glyphwood and solve the problem that plagues the place.
Orme	Ohh I'm apprehensive
Zmey	"So where was I... Oh right, That's So Raven is clearly the best singular piece of audiovisual media of all time!" Bronn yawns.
Streak (GM)	After solving the trials, the warriors stayed another night, as Elder Merou had to prepare the warding spell to use on Moe, in order to stave off the wild magic in the deep wood.
Orme	"I still have no idea what you're talking about, Zmey"
Streak (GM)	But now it's ready, and everyone's chatting while the spell is cast.
Elder Merou	"magic words"
Sheena	"My town never got cable."
Moe	"Sure hope I don't get blown up..."
Isabel	"I wouldn't worry, Moe, old people are great at magic."
Elder Merou	"magic grumble magic"
Orme	"Granted I didn't have time for much television while working"
Elder Fleowe	"That's So Raven is So last year." "I prefer Sister Sister anyway." Orme can't help but feel that taking about high technology in this place is a bit sacreligious
Zmey	"It's... theatre" "What is television"
Sheena	"A miserable pile of secrets." Bronn is intently listening to the old man's grumble powers.
Elder Vefid	"...Anyway, that's why you should always keep your spear sharp."
Orme	"...I think we may be talking at cross purposes here"
Zmey	use some pig latin at least, streak
Elder Vefid	"And also...your hammer...blunt? I dunno."
Bogrir	"Aye...blunt. Sure."
Sheena	lol
Bronn	"Well, I guess that makes sense. You sure do know what you're talking about."
Zmey	"How about canoes, old sage?"
Orme	"I also didn't have much time for the theatre. My loss."
Elder Vefid	"I've been defending these woods for years now. Fought all kinds of terrible creatures."
Bronn	"Have you fought... bats?"
Elder Vefid	"Canoes? I'd imagine those should be sharp too." "Oh, those vampire bats? What a pesk they are." "But you know whats worse than all of them? The T-Rexaur."
Sheena	"Excuse me?"
Bronn	"... what?" Sheena is suddenly attentive
Elder Vefid	"It's a massive dinosaur. If you're ever unlucky enough to meet one..." "Just run."
Sheena	"eheheheehe"
Zmey	"Dinosaurs? Are those like really big dogs?"
Elder Vefid	"Of course, they're unlikely to sneak up on you. Love to roar."
Orme	"T-Rexaurs? Could they even find enough to eat in this forest?"
Elder Vefid	"You'll know when one is near."
Bronn	"Can I... jump on it?"
Elder Vefid	"They're like dogs, yes."
Zmey	"Nice."
Elder Vefid	"But completely different. "You really shouldn't jump on it." "And there's plenty to eat in this forest, when there isn't something messing it up!" Bronn grumbles.
Elder Merou	"Hah!" flash
Streak (GM)	Merou has completed the spell! And it's flashy.
Moe	"!!"
Elder Merou	"There we are. How are you feeling, Moe?"
Moe	"Uhm...pretty good." "How are you?"
Elder Merou	"...I'm fine thanks."
Elder Fleowe	"They ready to go, then?"
Elder Merou	"Yes. You all remember the things that I've told you now, yes?"
Orme	"...Yes."
Sheena	"Certainly. We'd better hurry, we're burning daylight, guys."
Zmey	"Is our tiny crystal friend going alone into the woods?" Sheena is gettin all antsy because she wants to fight a FUCKIGN DINOSAUR
Bronn	"Sure, words, magic."
Elder Merou	"You'll have to stick close to Moe for the warding spell to protect you."
Orme	"He's going to be our beacon"
Elder Merou	"About 100 feet should be safe."
Sheena	"Escort mission. Noice." "Oh that's not bad!"
Orme	"That's actually very amenable. I was expecting a lot closer"
Elder Merou	"Should you find yourself detatched from the Moogle, I advise you to stay still. Magic tends to jump to those that are panicking."
Sheena	"Hold still. Gotcha."
Bronn	"... still?"
Zmey	"No jumping."
Bronn	"... no jumping?"
Sheena	"Moe's pretty quick, I'm sure he won't leave us in the lurch like that if he can help it. Right Moe?"
Zmey	";]"
Elder Merou	"I've also given Moe directions to the heart of the forest."
Moe	"You got it, Sheena! I won't let you down!"
Bronn	"Well, we best get going."
Sheena	"Attaboy!"
Elder Merou	"It should be an easy journey." Sheena floofles moe's head a bit
Elder Vefid	"It never is with these things though! Stay on guard."
Sheena	"It never is."
Streak (GM)	It is indeed time to leave!
Orme	"onward!!"
Streak (GM)	How exciting. Okay you have to climb out that window there now. there's no proper door
Orme	huhwah
Sheena	hup
Streak (GM)	get in the fkin window
Orme	"...Are you stuck"
Sheena	[shia labeouf] DO IT Bronn leaps out.
Sheena	"Bye"
Streak (GM)	Climbing outside, you find yourself on a small hidden bridge behind the house.
Music	Bronn falls on his face on the bridge.
Sheena	what a dope!
Bronn	"Why would they do this."
Sheena	streak can we have a giant bubble around orme
Bronn	gasp! music
Orme	ooh
Sheena	shit whats this song from i recognize it
Streak (GM)	You travel along the path given to your by the elders, Moe guiding you along the way.
Bronn	wow this sounds familiar
Streak (GM)	The trip has been pretty uneventful so far.
Zmey	yee make an aura around the moe
Streak (GM)	Feel free to chat and enjoy the sights. As you walk.
Bronn	"There is a lot of bridge here." "Who made all this?"
Streak (GM)	the aura is pretty massive so i don't think i have to
Orme	"Certainly has a unigue atmosphere, doesn't it"
Sheena	o k
Orme	"it's almost like you can hear a music on the breeze"
Sheena	yeah i guess 100 m is pretty big
Zmey	is it the whole screen lol
Sheena	or 100 ft i guess??
Bronn	wait was it radius
Moe	"The elders probably came this way a lot, before everything got messed up."
Zmey	yes
Bronn	or diameter
Sheena	100 radius yes
Bronn	geez yes thats this whole screen
Orme	it is clearly a cube
Zmey	ttimecube
Moe	"They were telling me the heart is where the forests magic is at its strongest..."
Bronn	"My, those sure are some... interesting carvings on the trees."
Sheena	"I still wonder why they would take care to hide the path, if the wild magic is all that makes it so dangerous."
Streak (GM)	The distance is not meant to be worried about too much
Sheena	"I get that there's a ceremonial value to the area, but..."
Bronn	"Is that a hedgehog?"
Streak (GM)	which is why its pretty big you can't run off yourself though
Zmey	"keeps the bugs in.. or out."
Sheena	"I mean we could see this path out the window. It wasn't exactly secret." gotta go fast
Orme	"Wild magic is no mere frippery, Sheena. For the layperson it is a terrible danger"
Sheena	"The magic is a recent addition, no?"
Bronn	"Seriously, does nobody else see all these carvings? I swear that one's a hedgehog."
Sheena	"Say, I never actually asked about that."
Orme	honestly I forget
Isabel	"Magic is fickle stuff. And if it's a tree casting it, there's no control there, at all."
Sheena	"Bronn, those are the same runes we've been seeing this whole trip. Your mind is playing tricks on you again!"
Isabel	"That's pretty scary, I think. Anything could end up happening."
Zmey	"Surely they have concealed this section with all manners of illusory magic."
Sheena	"Oh, to be sure."
Orme	"I see what you're pointing at Bronn, but I can't quite see a hedgehog in them" Bronn grumbles about hedgehogs.
Orme	"I was never any good at magic eye puzzles"
Sheena	"I understand the security NOW. Just why was the path so hidden before all these problems cropped up...?"
Moe	"The magic has been here a long time, kupo. That's what makes this such a safe place for a bunch of mages to live."
Sheena	"Maybe there's something they weren't telling us."
Zmey	"Hmm, maybe we should mingle auras."
Sheena	"Really? Huh."
Moe	"And such an exciting place!"
Sheena	"Maybe those same outbursts are interfering with the chaos in some way and that's why the monsters aren't appearing." Meruga is getting antsy Sheena sighs
Zmey	Zmey : Minor Aura: Demand Fortitude Class : Dragon Herald Swift action. Free action to dismiss/swap. +3 to Fortitude saves for allies within 15 ft. "Get pumped!"
Sheena	"No use dwelling on it now, I guess. Let's go get some answers."
Moe	"Ooh, a lovely song!"
Orme	which way are we going
Streak (GM)	Would you like to move on?
Orme	hyes
Zmey	"I'll just set it to autoplay.. and.."
Streak (GM)	What instrument were you using again it was some weird thing right
Zmey	the keytar
Streak (GM)	nice
Zmey	Zmey : Orphica An unholy union between piano and guitar. see
Bronn	um where are we
Orme	dat tree
Zmey	whispy woods
Streak (GM)	After some more walking, you come to this area.
Zmey	whispy woooods
Bronn	"... does that tree have a face?"
Streak (GM)	There's a large gap ahead, but the map is saying you have to go this way.
Sheena	whispering "Guuuuuys. That tree has a faaaaaaaaace."
Zmey	alternatively cherrymon cherrymooooon
Streak (GM)	Also, that tree.
Orme	"Um"
Streak (GM)	HAS A FACE.
Sad Tree	"Oh...people."
Zmey	"I think it's looking at us."
Orme	"Should we... stri-- AH!"
Sheena	(!!!!!!)
Sad Tree	"...Hiii. :("
Sheena	"Uh. Hello." Sheena hesitatingly steps forward
Orme	"Hello there... Sir?"
Zmey	"Botanical vocal chords. Fascinating!"
Sheena	"We're looking for the heart of the forest." Bronn is speechless.
Sheena	"Do you think you could direct us?" Orme is confused as to how to address a tree
Sad Tree	"Oh...that place..." "No, no, you should all turn back." "It's really dangerous there now..." Sheena shakes her head adamantly
Zmey	to the others 'What's that thing on the tree's face?"
Orme	"We have received permission from Elder Merou to travel to the heart of the forest"
Sheena	"I'm afraid we cannot. What's so dangerous at the moment? You mean besides the wild magic around here?"
Streak (GM)	That's another Tree Orb, or Trorb.
Zmey	thank you voice from the sky
Orme	"He trusts us to solve the dilemma you are facing." Bronn tries climbing up one of the nearby ladders.
Sad Tree	"Oh geez, Merou sent you? Oh no...things must be really serious now..." "Oh no :(" "There's something wrong with the heart, and everyone's being taken away and messed up."
Zmey	"Why the long face?"
Sad Tree	"I don't want more people getting taken away!"
Sheena	"Do you know who, exactly, is taking these people away?"
Orme	"That is exactly why we're here, Sir! we are here to help"
Sheena	"Perhaps we might be able to rescue them."
Sad Tree	"It's the heart itself...It's gone all wacky, for some reason, and we're basically doomed." "I've found a safe place on this tree, its magics are protective..." "So I think we should all just stay here." Bronn looks over the edge.
Orme	"The way you're wording "Heart"... is it not just the center of the wood?"
Sad Tree	"Have a nice chat, instead of getting taken away."
Orme	"is it a physical thing?"
Sad Tree	"Oh, the heart is where all the magic comes from..." "To the forest, it is a Heart..." "But now its dead. :("
Orme	"Ah, I understand"
Sad Tree	"There's no hope left..."
Zmey	"So our job is to.. start it back up?"
Orme	"There is ALWAYS hope left!"
Sad Tree	"No! You can choose your own fate and go home and be happy forever." "You should do that."
Orme	"...For me, going home would be the worst kind of defeat."
Bronn	"Hey, where's this ladder go?"
Sheena	"We absolutely MUST press forward. We have no choice."
Orme	"I have nothing to go back to."
Sheena	"So please, tell us where to go."
Sad Tree	"Oh, that's one of my vines." "It doesn't go anywhere, I brought them all back.." "So I don't get corrupted..." "Like all the rest of my tree friends..."
Bronn	"Well, I guess there's no choice but to jump then."
Orme	should we diplomacy this tree
Bronn	"Ladies first."
Sheena	"A corruption... stemming from the heart, as you said?" diplomatree
Sad Tree	"No! Don't go...please..."
Moe	"You control these vines?"
Sheena	whispering "Zmey! I'm not getting through to this guy! You got any ideas?"
Orme	"Would it be alright if one of us stays with you?"
Moe	"Then, you can get us across!"
Zmey	":( What else do you know about this corrupted heart?"
Sheena	dammit we all talked at once again lol
Sad Tree	"Well, it was all fine before..." "Then something happened...?" "It was all so sudden..." Sheena is jotting down some notes
Bronn	"So what's up with the big glowing thing on your face?"
Sad Tree	"That's my Trorb...lots of trees have them."
Bronn	"What's it do, hm?"
Sad Tree	"I dunno, man...magic stuff, I guess." "I guess it makes me talk."
Orme	"it's not polite to ask that sort of thing, Bronn!" Bronn pokes the Trorb with his glaive.
Orme	"Okay, No!"
Sad Tree	"No, it's okay...not even rudeness matters now..." "Nothing matters..." ":(" Orme moves to pull Bronn back
Sheena	"Aw, dude." "We gotta get a tree psychologist up here to see you or something."
Zmey	"Do you need a hug?"
Orme	"Hey Zmey. Maybe a cheerful tune?"
Sad Tree	"I wish some mighty heroes could fix it all..."
Bronn	"So if your vines used to reach the ground, you can put them back there."
Sad Tree	"But that's just from the stories..."
Orme	"We ARE mighty heroes!"
Zmey	"Oh so.. you dont know who we are?"
Orme	"Ask us for proof if you wish"
Sad Tree	"Come on, that would be a pretty big coincidence." "Me talking about heroes and then some heroes show up..."
Sheena	"I mean, think about it. Who else would be coming this way, really?"
Sad Tree	"Well..." "You could be...merchants..."
Orme	"Moe! get over here!"
Sad Tree	"...Or something."
Zmey	"Show em the glowy head thing!"
Moe	"Me?"
Sheena	"We deal only in the business... of good!" Sheena pose Orme holds up Moe like fuggin' SImba
Sad Tree	"I guess that's a pretty good pose..."
Sheena	sad tree is the most anime character ive ever seen
Sad Tree	"Oh...a moogle..."
Orme	"see this crystal?"
Zmey	"We were literally handpicked by a goddess, dontcha know."
Orme	"this is proof of our destiny"
Sad Tree	The tree's eyes stare at the crystal for a moment "Oh... that's a nice light..." "Goddess??"
Sheena	"We... are the crystal warriors!" "We'll always save the day!" im not sorry
Orme	"And if you think we can't, we'll always find a way!"
Sheena	im screaming
Bronn	Bronn : Spellcraft Check 14
Sad Tree	"Always..? But...but what if you don't! What if something bad happens..."
Bronn	whats up with this trorb
Streak (GM)	It's shiny! Wow!!
Sheena	dude why are you so obsessed with trorb
Zmey	he wants to fuck it
Sheena	otp
Orme	"nevermind the whys and wherefores, Sir Tree!"
Streak (GM)	You note that the runes seem to be interacting with it.
Sheena	bronn/trorb
Bronn	because bronn is curious about this ridiculous magic
Streak (GM)	or originating from it?
Sheena	brorb
Bronn	and also does not care much for the tree's attitude Sheena shrugs
Sad Tree	"You...mentioned a goddess?"
Zmey	(i literally forgot her name)
Orme	"Yes, we did"
Sheena	"Our failure would have to mean the goddess herself was mistaken, and I do not believe that goddesses make mistakes, sir tree."
Zmey	(whooo)
Streak (GM)	have you ALL forgotten
Sheena	"Our victory is all but assured already!" althena right
Streak (GM)	you sure are avoiding it
Orme	can we get a word from Isabel she learns stuff Altea? was it?
Sheena	and now a word from our white mage
Isabel	"Yes, Mr Tree. Have you heard of Althena?"
Orme	close
Sheena	i fucking said it yeaaah
Zmey	Utena
Isabel	"She's the Goddess of all that's good and hopeful!"
Sheena	im the bees
Isabel	"You hear that, Hope!"
Sheena	"Hope is totally our jam." Sheena wiggle arms
Isabel	"So you see, we are the actual embodiment of hope!"
Zmey	have you accepted althena as your personal lord and savior pamphlets
Sad Tree	"Huh... Althena..." "I'm not that religious... but she sounds pretty important."
Zmey	Make a religion check, sad tree
Sad Tree	"Hmm..." "I...guess I should let you pass..."
Sheena	"We'll come back safe. I promise." "And we'll bring your friends!"
Zmey	"You still need a hug, and a therapist."
Sad Tree	"So...you really think that...that you can save the forest...?"
Sheena	"...we'll save them at least. I don't know if we can really transport them." hrm
Zmey	"We promise to get you counselling when we come back! Or not!"
Orme	"Absolutely certain of it, my verdurous fellow"
Sad Tree	"Oh my...such caring souls..." "Oh... what a lovely song..." "I feel... "I feel..."
Zmey	suddenly it sprouts legs
Happy Tree	"Hope!"
Sheena	holy fuck anime-style transformation sequence
Happy Tree	"Oh, maybe you ARE true heroes!"
Zmey	"No doubt about it."
Orme	"I'm glad that you've finally come around, sir"
Happy Tree	"Mighty Crystal Heroes! Oh this is very cool!" "Well, I'll have to help any way that I can..." "The path to the heart is across this gap here. I can use my vines to get you across..." "I'll have to retract them right after, though."
Zmey	"Anything important we need to know?"
Bronn	"Thank the gods, let's get this forest quest moving."
Happy Tree	"The tree over there is corrupted, so I can't touch it for too long."
Zmey	"What kind of zappy, or sappy, powers are we going to deal with?"
Sheena	"Thank you, Mr. Tree."
Happy Tree	"You'll be fine, though, it only affects us trees."
Sheena	"And yeah, anything else you remember about the heart's corruption would be very helpful."
Orme	ohshit will we be fighting treants
Sheena	"You said it was sudden? Remember any details?"
Happy Tree	"The heart? I'm not sure...I'll bet they've done something with hte huge Trorb there." "It was a big conduit of the magic that comes from there."
Bronn	"Trorbs, you say?"
Sheena	"Every little bit helps. We'll find a way to fix it, I'm sure of it!"
Happy Tree	"All I remember...is it was...dark." "A strange darkness, though."
Streak (GM)	Vines from the Happy Tree begin to move and lift. They extend and contract together, forming a long bridge to the tree over yonder.
Sheena	"Then we'll be sure to bring a light." "...or something."
Streak (GM)	golurk draw some vines
Sheena	"I need to work on these oneliners."
Happy Tree	"I believe the light of your souls will be enough!"
Sheena	pew
Happy Tree	"Oh! I'm so happy!"
Zmey	where
Sheena	everywhere
Streak (GM)	across good enough you should cross now
Sheena	viney af
Bronn	wow those sure are some lines beautiful
Zmey	im not drawing those straight lines
Sheena	"Thank you again, Mr. Tree! We will return shortly with news of our victory!" erase all of this
Bronn	hey uh we're out of range of moe
Zmey	were donna die
Sheena	move moe already dingy dang
Zmey	donne die
Streak (GM)	you don't actually all move in turns like that
Orme	I still don't know how to erase these
Streak (GM)	that would be ridiculous
Sheena	it sucks we all power-grinded across the vines one at a time at high speed and moe just hovered there staring into space
Streak (GM)	is it time to move on
Sheena	y/y/y
Orme	y
Zmey	spikes
Sheena	ack
Orme	Hello
Streak (GM)	welcome to New Area
Zmey	Zmey : Perception Check 21
Streak (GM)	After walking for a short while, you happen upon this strange area.
Sheena	god theres no eraser
Bronn	oh dear
Sheena	there's a dot in the top left ignore it shh
Streak (GM)	Odd wooden spikes with glowing signs on them are protruding from the leaves of this tree.
Bronn	"... what is all this?"
Streak (GM)	Most are red, some are gree.
Sheena	"I smell a weird puzzle." gree
Streak (GM)	And you see a blue one in the back.
Orme	"read the sign first fellows! " Bronn reads the sign.
Streak (GM)	There is indeed a sign.
Zmey	whoever is reading this sign is a nerd, said the sign sick burnt
Streak (GM)	"If you've happening upon some strange spikes in this area, then the magic dispelling them has ran out."
Sheena	it's literally a bunch of squggles
Streak (GM)	"Please do not be alarmed, but also, don't go near them."
Bronn	"Hey guys, I think we're screwed."
Zmey	"That's awfully specific."
Sheena	"What good luck that it'd be so topical and not a tourist information card or something."
Streak (GM)	"They are monster summoning runes, for the most part."
Zmey	"I hope they can't fly up."
Sheena	can i make a spellcraft check
Zmey	who said that
Sheena	to see what i know about Ye Runes
Streak (GM)	"Please contact your nearest elder for assistance." You can try, yes.
Bronn	Bronn : Spellcraft Check 6
Orme	phone home to Merou
Bronn	nevermind
Streak (GM)	Bronn believes the runes are harmless, and you should just keep going.
Sheena	Sheena : Spellcraft Check 33
Bronn	oh
Sheena	holy shit i finally made a good roll pounds fists on table SPILL IT
Bronn	"Don't worry guys, these runes are fine."
Streak (GM)	Sheena tells him he's wrong, and can tell the red glyphs are indeed set to summon monsters.
Sheena	"Don't poke that!" Bronn pokes the weird blue rock thing.
Sheena	"Son of a-"
Streak (GM)	You can also tell that the green ones are not set to summon monsters, but will instead cast a spell of some kind.
Sheena	"I don't even know what that is!"
Bronn	"Neither do I!"
Zmey	"Don't even look at them!"
Sheena	"Now here's what I'm thinking, gang." Zmey listens intently
Streak (GM)	The blue one is of similar magic to the red ones, and in its inscription is a circular orblike drawing.
Sheena	"We trigger the red ones, deliberately. One at a time." "I think they're proximity-activated." "We get close enough, monster pops up."
Zmey	"There are so many!"
Sheena	"Now I THINK they will all only go off once."
Streak (GM)	I should be specific here, they are triggered if you go within 5ft.
Sheena	"I think."
Streak (GM)	thats any of the 8 squares around them
Zmey	"But what of the ones that are close together? Won't they trigger in a chain?"
Sheena	"Anyone willing to test on that nearest red spike?" "It's possible, yes."
Orme	zzzip Bronn whips out his glaive.
Zmey	"Ok let him do it."
Sheena	"But it looks like we won't be able to get through here without touching at least a couple anyway."
Streak (GM)	Would you like to trigger the spike? Bronn pokes the rock.
Sheena	"The green ones seem some sort of trap."
Orme	I love how fast he got over here
Sheena	"We should try to avoid those entirely."
Streak (GM)	You should really position yourselves better.
Zmey	"If it's a man eater I would prefer if he was to be eaten first."
Sheena	"I don't know what that blue one does, or for that matter what those 2 other contraptions are."
Zmey	how does it keep turning off
Sheena	"But if I had to guess..." "The blue one might be key to dispelling the rest of them." "A sort of failsafe option."
Zmey	"I can fly over...?"
Streak (GM)	Zmey could indeed fly over. or even around.
Zmey	mch hazard
Sheena	"I wouldn't do it." "We don't know what the blue one does, so I'd hate for you to get stuck if we have no way to help you."
Zmey	"I'll just need to know exactly what to do." is that just a decorative pot at the end
Sheena	"That's what we'll find out now."
Orme	"did any of us inspect the grey pillar?"
Sheena	"Bronn, go ahead and get near it. I think we're all in position."
Zmey	"Is that just a decorative pot at the end?"
Sheena	"Truth be told, I haven't the foggiest."
Streak (GM)	You can't tell what it is exactly.
Bronn	i looked at the blue-scarred pillar but nothing really happened
Streak (GM)	Seems to be made of stone.
Sheena	"Doesn't look like it's got any runes on it, that I recognize." bronn is dancing around the spike meanwhile
Zmey	great
Streak (GM)	Bronn has activated the spike!
Music
Orme	I could swear it was glowing might just be water though "oh! a gnoam!"
Streak (GM)	A terrifying monster!!
Sheena	"Shit it looks PISSED."
Gnoam	"HISS"
Sheena	"Monster summoning spells seem to do that, though."
Bronn	"Wait, another one of those?"
Orme	oh it's angry and cute
Zmey	"Oh no, it's still active. Will they spew out monster continuously??"
Sheena	"The pillar seems to have been deactivated. Must have chewed through its magical reserves."
Orme	not anymore it isn't
Zmey	+s
Sheena	"Just as I hoped."
Zmey	ok
Streak (GM)	Roll intiative!
Zmey	click your tokens nerds
Sheena	Sheena : Initiative Check 11.02
Zmey	Zmey : Initiative Check 12.04
Bronn	Bronn : Initiative Check 5.02
Orme	Orme : Initiative Check 12
Sheena	fucks sake
Bronn	WHY
Zmey	god
Sheena	i didnt have my token selected again
Orme	Meruga : Initiative Check 13.02 I'm glad I have a backup
Sheena	did we decide if not having the token selcted is a reroll or a make-streak-do-extra-work
Zmey	make streak work
Sheena	sorry streak i always forget :I Streak (GM): Bogrir : Initiative Check 14 Isabel : Initiative Check 3.01
Bronn	good at least im not last
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+2( 10 )+2 = 12
Sheena	i had an 11, streak oh you got it
Zmey	"This is gonna be a long day..."
Sheena	thxx
Streak (GM)	Wow, Bogrir is first.
Orme	Streak may I tell them about gnoam properties
Sheena	"Hey, buck up. There's only... 11 more of these things."
Bronn	whose idea was this
Orme	since I own two
Bogrir	"Ah, 'nother one of those mushroom people!"
Sheena	ormedex
Streak (GM)	go ahead I mean, Moe's wrote a Bestiary entry as well
Orme	"Everyone, I would just like to take a moment to say that Gnoams release blinding spores when struck!" "don't hit them up close!"
Zmey	"ooh boy."
Bogrir	"Hrmph!"
Orme	of course bogrir didn't listen
Zmey	btw i drew my whip
Sheena	"Be careful, Boggy!!"
Bogrir	"Don't strike it? Then I'll distract it!"
Sheena	"Hold your breath, or... something!"
Streak (GM)	what should he do
Sheena	he already used his move right
Streak (GM)	yeah
Sheena	what else can he really do
Zmey	intimidate or sumthin
Orme	can he make a trick?
Streak (GM)	he could do that, get its attention
Zmey	play dead
Sheena	can he 5-foot step and do a second move
Streak (GM)	no
Sheena	like that ways alright
Streak (GM)	he's already moved, so 5ft isn't allowed
Sheena	do an influence check i guess Streak (GM): Bogrir : Influence Check 2
Orme	yeah he's getting conked if we hit the gnoam from here anyway
Bogrir	"Come at me, beast!"
Gnoam	*ignorance"
Sheena	awk
Streak (GM)	Meruga's go or Ormes
Orme	Meru can't do sheeit "Stay girl, this isn't your fight" me then
Sheena	"It's a summon, Orme, so you can't really bond with it, right?"
Zmey	(what save do the spores force)
Streak (GM)	You could have her protect isabel, maybe
Sheena	"I've never been really clear on how summons work..."
Zmey	(if its fortitude then.. lol)
Streak (GM)	I understand they've bonded a little?
Orme	ok yeah "Meru, Guard Isabel for now"
Sheena	"I think it should just return where it came from once we defeat it."
Orme	Yes Sheena, I doubt I could influence it much
Sheena	"...Don't quote me on that. I never went to Magic School."
Isabel	"Oh.. hello, Meru!"
Orme	so I draw my sling and ready a bullet
Borris	"bomb noises"
Orme	do I have clear sight?
Streak (GM)	You do.
Orme	righto, I whip the stone around and launch it at the Gnoam
Zmey	can we take 20 on fighting each monster one by one
Orme	Orme : Sling Attack 5 Damage 4 Type Bludgeoning Deals 2 damage and takes -1 on attack roll if using ordinary stones as ammo.
Streak (GM)	I don't know what that means.
Sheena	assume we beat them all
Streak (GM)	Get outta here!!
Sheena	skip ahead
Orme	that's awful
Sheena	i think we will have to fight some of them as a group like the next 2
Streak (GM)	The stone misses!
Sheena	i mean we COULD pop them one at a time but that'd be super duper boring
Streak (GM)	The gnoam's angrier than before now, at your attempted attack.
Sheena	and we can maybe avoid some of them but i need the exp
Streak (GM)	Zmey's turn.
Zmey	me
Streak (GM)	Unless orme wanted to move
Orme	18 buwwets left
Streak (GM)	sorry
Orme	I'm fine here thanks
Zmey	"Get a load of this sweet tune."
Streak (GM)	okay then
Zmey	Zmey : Inspire Courage Class : Dragon Herald Standard action. Free action to maintain. +1 morale bonus to saving throws vs. charm and fear effects and a +1 competence bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls. i move a bit oveeer here i end my turn
Streak (GM)	The Sign gains large bonuses from your song.
Zmey	kill them all, sign
Streak (GM)	so does everyone else Gnoam's turn!
Bronn	the horror oh, the humanity or dwarfity or any of the other races
Streak (GM)	It's going to spit a sporeball at Bogrir
Sheena	why ya got 2 auras
Streak (GM)	um
Sheena	are you doing 2 differnt songs at once thats hardcore
Streak (GM)	anyone else getting connection issues
Sheena	streak: no
Orme	naw I'm fine
Streak (GM)	music keeps cutting out... well anyway rolling 1d20+2 ( 16 )+2 = 18
Bronn	oh dear he gon die
Streak (GM)	that's a hit Bogrir : Fortitude Save 8
Zmey	just out of range
Streak (GM)	Bogrir takes 1 damage from the ball of spores and is blinded by the attack.
Zmey	rip
Streak (GM)	He can only see 10 ft in front of him now.
Sheena	"Oh, no!"
Zmey	whats a curse it must be to only see bronn
Sheena	burn
Bogrir	"Pah! Eugh, what the hell is this..."
Sheena	"Don't rub your eyes!!"
Streak (GM)	And the Gnoam will now move.
Sheena	"Isabel, do you think you could take a look at him after this fight?"
Zmey	"Have a waterskin? Pour some water on it!"
Orme	"luckily he is close enough that missing the thing should be impossib- ohhhh"
Streak (GM)	Upon moving, Bogrir gets an AoO
Bronn	yes, get further away good
Orme	"No Bronn! If you move over there the other spikes will be triggered!" Streak (GM): Bogrir : Metalvein (Warhammer) Attack 25 Damage 8 Type Bludgeoning
Orme	"let it come to us"
Bronn	like thats a problem
Orme	or
Sheena	"Uh, guys?"
Orme	boggy smashes it
Bronn	"Don't worry, I've got this!"
Sheena	"I think it might set the traps off itself..."
Streak (GM)	He strikes it just in time!
Sheena	"Ooh, nice hit!" "Ew, that's gross. Don't let your gnoams see that, Orme."
Streak (GM)	The gnoam takes 8 damage from the attack, and its movement towards the spikes is interrupted
Sheena	"Squished mush-dude. Nasty."
Streak (GM)	Unfortunately, Bogrir has set off the spores.
Zmey	"THey're getting smarter."
Streak (GM)	Except he's already blind.
Orme	"I didn't summon them precisely because of that, Sheena"
Streak (GM)	Sheena's turn.
Sheena	"Alright, I'll try and finish it off. CAREFULLY." "It was definitely trying to go for the spikes... That could have been a disaster." Sheena lines up her WIND STAFF.
Sheena	this is at a +1 from the singsong
Streak (GM)	Right o
Zmey	yup
Sheena	Sheena : Magic Missile (Wind Staff) Attack 6 Damage 10 Ranged Notes : We can always dream. Type Magical Ranged Touch Attack, Wind Element god damn why can i never hit attack rolls
Zmey	the sign says zmey now i am the sign
Streak (GM)	You miss, and the windy blast fires into the forest.
Sheena	"Son of a..."
Zmey	you awaken a bear
Streak (GM)	End turn?
Zmey	very angry Sheena uuuuuuuuuuugh
Orme	"it is quite dark now, no worries"
Sheena	"I'm done. Someone else take it."
Streak (GM)	Dearest Bronn
Bronn	"Can do!" im so going to miss
Streak (GM)	dear sweet bronn
Sheena	"Just be careful, alright?"
Orme	and crash into the spikes
Bronn	Bronn : Athletics Check 35 good
Orme	nice!
Bronn	Bronn : Melee Attack Check 20 plus 1
Orme	nice!!
Streak (GM)	hit
Zmey	ok
Bronn	rolling d10+3d6+6( 5 )+( 3 + 3 + 3 )+6 = 20 there you go
Streak (GM)	Make a fort check
Bronn	aw nuts
Zmey	dank
Bronn	i dont get the fort bonus right rolling d20+5 ( 12 )+5 = 17 thats without the bonus
Streak (GM)	yeah no you save
Bronn	:D i did something good
Streak (GM)	The gnoam explodes into spores, but you avert your eyes in time.
Orme	"excellent, Bronn!"
Bronn	"HACK COUGH GOT 'IM"
Streak (GM)	Bogrir does not.
Orme	double blind
Streak (GM)	So that was an exciting battle.
Zmey	"So that's what the insides of those two look like." Orme gives Zmey a look of shock
Sheena	"It probably just went back to whereever it was summoned from." "Isn't actually, like, dead." "Right?" "...oh gods..."
Orme	"We should attend to Bogrir now"
Gnoam	"death cries"
Bronn	"Alright, time to poke some more spikes. "
Orme	"and then inspect these stone pillars some more"
Bogrir	"Argh, I can't see very well..."
Orme	"I am convinced they must be significnant" Orme gets out his waterskin
Zmey	"Hey moe, on a scale of "hell no" to "maaaaybe its possible" how possible would it be for Sheena to be carried in your bag to be brought near the blue rune?"
Moe	"Oh gosh..."
Orme	wash wash wash I am a medic
Moe	"That's a bad idea, I'd say"
Zmey	"Or maybe she can just walk over." Sheena listens with a blank expression
Sheena	"I'll walk, thanks."
Bogrir	"Ah, thanks, friend."
Sheena	"Whole. No oxygen thing."
Streak (GM)	Bogrir can see again!"
Orme	huzzah
Streak (GM)	You should have been an eye doctor.
Sheena	"What if I fell in and fell all the way into the bottomless Bag Void?" Sheena gets an even blanker expression
Isabel	"I'd also advise against it." Sheena mutters something about Bag Hell
Zmey	"There's air inside. Probably."
Orme	"Why don't we just walk around the edge?" " there should be space"
Zmey	"Anyway, yes. Single file, let's just walk past everything."
Streak (GM)	There is indeed space there.
Orme	"this way everyone!"
Streak (GM)	Will you all follow Orme's path to freedom? cough
Bronn	uh i suppose so
Bogrir	"This lads got the right idea, me thinks." Sheena looks wistfully at all the remaining spikes
Sheena	"Those could have had... the COOLEST monsters..." "...dinosaurs..."
Streak (GM)	Orme is making his way around. He's reached the other stony pillar.
Orme	"We should save our strength for when fights are _unavoidable_, Sheena!"
Sheena	"Yeah...."
Orme	"now then..."
Sheena	"Fair enough."
Streak (GM)	It's about waist high, and has a half sphere indentation in it.
Bronn	"Well that looks weird."
Sheena	"We will have to fight at least one more if we wish to reach that blue spike, anyway."
Orme	oh didn't even need to make the check huh
Zmey	"We no longer have any O R B S with us."
Streak (GM)	Well its just basic looking.
Sheena	perception is for things which aren't obvious
Streak (GM)	You can't really fail that.
Sheena	small details things in teh distance etc
Streak (GM)	Perhaps someone should look at it in more detaul though.
Bronn	Bronn : Perception Check 6
Sheena	perception it up now
Orme	"there was a sphere on the pillar back there, wasn't there?"
Bronn	nope i sure dont
Zmey	Zmey : Perception Check 19
Sheena	"Is the path ahead intact? I can't see very well."
Orme	zmey squats on top of it "Doesn't appear to be"
Sheena	birb
Streak (GM)	Zmey remarks that it looks familiar. She can't shake hte feeling.
Zmey	"I can't shake the feeling that this is very familiar."
Streak (GM)	she just cannot
Bronn	"Well, what about it?"
Isabel	"I'd have a look, but there's a bit of a queue here!"
Bogrir	"Well, I'm waiting for Sheena!" "bombbomb" oops
Borris	"bombbomb"
Orme	was the "birb" a "brb" or not
Streak (GM)	damn memes
Bronn	probably a brb just have the others move up
Streak (GM)	ruining our communication
Sheena	it was a birb birbdragon i just sneezed sorry olo
Isabel	"It does looks familiar..." "That sphereish indentation. I'll bet that takes an orb, like last time."
Orme	"Then that settles it. The sphere on the pillar is the key to this"
Streak (GM)	Roll spellcraft, Sheena Isabel : Spellcraft Check 12 Isabel just gleans that it's the same kind of device as before. An orb is needed.
Orme	can't we take 20 on this we're not exactly on a time limit
Zmey	"Where on earth do we get one?"
Orme	ain't no battle Streak (GM): Sheena : Spellcraft Check 14
Sheena	i CANT STOP SNEEZING AAGH
Orme	oh I've beeen there
Sheena	im gonna og get aneitre tissue box hodl on
Bronn	your sneezing hurts your rolls
Streak (GM)	Sheena believes that no orb is needed, just a very round ass. She advises Zmey to sit inside it.
Bronn	"Well if we need orbs again, we should probably go look fro an orb."
Streak (GM)	Or Bogrir. His is probably round.
Orme	"It's RIGHT BACK THERE" Orme stomps off to get it
Streak (GM)	That's not an orb Orme. where did you get that idea
Orme	really?
Zmey	"Nothing's happening!!"
Orme	coulda fooled me
Streak (GM)	i said orb before, its on the blue pillar whats on this one is a small stone cube and its floating neat! what IS that thing
Bronn	it doesnt look very orby
Orme	oh a ''cube''
Bronn	"Well, time for plan b." "Activate all the pillars!"
Orme	"I am not one to mess with things that don't fit"
Streak (GM)	Bronn's going to activate all the pillars, apparently.
Orme	"if the blue spike is the key, then we must pres on
Bronn	is nobody going to stop me
Orme	I am
Streak (GM)	i will let him if no one does
Bronn	i totally will just walk right by these pillars
Streak (GM)	dance, even
Orme	"If you must activate a pillar, do these ones here" SPLINCHED
Bronn	"Alright, alright."
Streak (GM)	flattened
Sheena	ive acquired tissues and delicious fruit gushers the last pack. fuck yes
Streak (GM)	Pillar activated!
Sheena	fruit gushers
Orme	....
Bronn	"BUGS"
Orme	oh there
Zmey	"Won't someone just tie him up or something?"
Orme	right then
Streak (GM)	Two Bite Bugs appear from the pillar!
Orme	are we still using the old initiatives?
Streak (GM)	We'll be using the same ones yes
Zmey	"We can always graft his legs to someone else reasonable."
Orme	ok
Sheena	streak roll for the bugs first
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+3( 19 )+3 = 22 rolling 1d20+3 ( 5 )+3 = 8
Sheena	damn
Orme	shit
Sheena	forget i said anything lol
Zmey	lol theyre just mosquitos
Streak (GM)	Bite Bug goes first.
Bronn	yeah
Orme	of course
Bronn	couldve guessed
Zmey	(is this path blocked btw)
Streak (GM)	The bug, fueled by some odd desire, decides to fly away towards some more pillars.
Sheena	mosquitos with giant fucking toothy mouths
Streak (GM)	Also yes, it's just a piece of bridge. It's oddly cut off.
Sheena	"Oh god."
Bronn	"YES"
Sheena	"Get ready, guys. I don't like this guy's thought process."
Bronn	"THE PILLARS"
Sheena	does he seriously only trip one thank god
Orme	yeah
Streak (GM)	In its flight path, it activates two of the pillars.
Orme	neah
Zmey	"great. Just. great."
Sheena	"Why is this their defense mechanic? Why did they think hordes of monsters would be a good idea." "We need a way to make sure nobody fucks with the heart of the forest." "Pillars! Full of monsters."
Streak (GM)	Another Bite Bug is summoned, and one more Gnoam.
Sheena	"Let's just throw them all about!"
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+3( 6 )+3 = 9 rolling 1d20+2 ( 17 )+2 = 19
Sheena	they dont act until next turn tho right
Bronn	correct
Streak (GM)	Bogrir's turn.
Sheena	well thank gog
Bronn	wow he sure is way in the back with a 20 foot land speed
Bogrir	"Eh?! Did you activate one of the pillars?!" "Coulda waited for me..."
Streak (GM)	what should he do
Orme	"Hey, I've tried tying a safety harness to Bronn before now, it didn't work" "he's too strong"
Sheena	have him dash to the front double move or w/e
Orme	shimmy over here
Sheena	he needs to come between us and that huge pillar pile
Bronn	"You can't stop me, I've got too many things to kill!" he can uh go 60 feet if he takes his entire turn yes, more spores in his eyes good idea
Bogrir	"Huph!" "Too much runnin' fer these short legs."
Streak (GM)	Go ahead orme
Orme	can meru attack that bug hovering over the leafy abysss
Sheena	lets try not to kill the gnoam as long as it's right in his face
Streak (GM)	Since Meruga actually attacked these last time, lets say he's developed a special taste for bugs bite bugs specifically
Sheena	mmm
Orme	oh yeah I forgot about that ugh
Streak (GM)	but yes
Orme	oh well
Streak (GM)	if meruga can reach it she can attack it
Orme	right "Bit it girl!" *bite
Streak (GM)	The energetic dog charges right past Bronn
Orme	Meruga : Bite Attack 20 Damage 4 Type B/P/S If hit successful, can choose to attempt Trip in addition to any damage. Does not provoke AOO. User is not tripped on fail.
Streak (GM)	That's a hit!
Sheena	noice trip th bug
Streak (GM)	Meruga gives the bug a taste of its own medicine. Meruga happily snaps at the awful bug
Orme	"I don't know where you got over this fear Meru, but I am very grateful!" now then
Streak (GM)	You see her slobbering. A lot like when you feed her.
Orme	if I move here can I hit across the spike?
Streak (GM)	No, it's taller than you, so its in the way
Orme	ok
Sheena	id finish off the one meru's hitting before it gets a chance to murder us
Orme	I think I'll do that yes Orme readies his sword
Orme	"save some for me, Meruga!" Orme : Longsword Attack 25 Damage 6 Type Slashing
Streak (GM)	The large man gets out his large sword and skips happily into battle.
Orme	"Hyagh!"
Zmey	link voice
Streak (GM)	That bug is hurtin now!
Bronn	look at all this actual damage
Streak (GM)	But it lives yet.
Orme	darn
Streak (GM)	Zmey's turn.
Zmey	"Now for something completely different." I get my instrument real close to Bronn's ear.
Sheena	zmey casts large green phonograph record
Zmey	i will target that one
Bronn	"GAH WHY"
Streak (GM)	Okay
Zmey	Zmey : Requiem Dolor School Non-Elemental; Level 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 30 ft. Duration Concentration + Cha + 1 Saving Throw Fortitude half Spell Resistance Yes Targets One creature Performance Check : 26 (DC 12) Dies irae, dies illa, Solvet saeclum in favilla!
Foe Requiem	Each round, one creature within range of the bard suffers 12 non-elemental damage.
Bronn	well then slaughterphonics
Orme	sonic boom
Streak (GM)	The bug is instantly killed by your terrible, terrible chord.
Zmey	"I love this genre." Bronn wobbles a bit.
Zmey	end Meruga howls along
Streak (GM)	It poofs into a cloud of smoke, the summoning cancelled. Sheena's turn.
Sheena	"Let's see here..." "I think I'll give them a taste of their own medicine." i'm targeting the bug team moppy is fighting
Zmey	what if. you could copy.. the summon monster :O
Orme	summon self
Sheena	sadly can't learn spells from runes
Zmey	yee
Orme	instant clone army
Sheena	as those are effectively cast by a person, not a monster
Streak (GM)	well, a tree, in this case but no thats not happening so what're up to
Sheena	Sheena : Blood Drain School N/A; Level 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components 0 Range 30 ft Duration Instant Saving Throw Fortitude negates Spell Resistance Yes Targets 1 creature
Deals (Roll: 4) damage, and heals the user for that amount. my fort dc is uh 15
Streak (GM)	oh right saves rolling 1d20+3 ( 9 )+3 = 12 miss
Sheena	noice
Streak (GM)	The last sliver of life drained from its body, the bug falls into the abyss and poofs.
Sheena	"Tastes like... sorta disgusting, actually. Ew."
Streak (GM)	Bronn's turn.
Sheena	"Dark magic is GROSS." Meruga glares at Sheena for killstealing
Bronn	"Alright, I guess... you guys sure cleaned up fast."
Sheena	"I'd rather not do that again." :[
Streak (GM)	Sheena notes that she's growing fangs, and is now an Actual Vampire
Bronn	Bronn : Athletics Check 35
Streak (GM)	no not really just kidding
Sheena	(!!)
Streak (GM)	but how sick
Sheena	very we're in the sunlight id be very sick and die almost immediately
Bronn	rolling d20+8( 6 )+8 = 14 nuts! whose idea was this to make my rolls terrible
Sheena	The Big Die
Bronn	im aiming for the bite bug by the way
Streak (GM)	You actually hit it
Bronn	oh really
Streak (GM)	they aren't great
Sheena	lmao
Bronn	well ok then rolling d10+2d6+8 ( 1 )+( 2 + 3 )+8 = 14 oh come on
Sheena	splat
Bronn	almost minimum damage there
Sheena	that's lethal
Bronn	still! my point stands
Sheena	lol poor babby
Bronn	ok im done
Sheena	meanwhile im getting higher rolls than that and missing entirely
Zmey	smorsh
Bronn	"Hragh! That's how you do it!"
Sheena	lol
Streak (GM)	Despite complaining about the results of a one hit kill, Bronn slices the jaw off of the Bite Bug.
Orme	if Isabel can lase that gnoam then we're set
Streak (GM)	And poofs!
Sheena	"Finish it off, Izzy, before it can call for help!"
Streak (GM)	Isabel's turn. What should she do? cuz i have no idea
Sheena	spells
Zmey	use light
Sheena	how much is light
Orme	is she tall enough to fire over Bogrir's head
Streak (GM)	she's fine to hit it
Orme	yeah try shooting it from here and if it moves, bog gets an AoO Streak (GM): Isabel : Light School Light; Level 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 25 Duration Instant Saving Throw Fortitude partial Spell Resistance Yes Targets One creature
Requires a ranged touch attack (Roll: 6 ) to hit that deals 9 damage and inflicts the Dazzled status effect for 1 rounds. A successful Fortitude save prevents the status effect from taking effect.
Orme	and also maybe bronn or sheena
Sheena	oof
Streak (GM)	That's a miss
Sheena	i have a ranged weapon drawn i dont get aoos
Orme	tch
Sheena	bronn will fuck that thing up if it blinks tho
Streak (GM)	you don't get AoO's with ranged
Bronn	yep
Orme	didn't realise with her, sorry
Bronn	if he moves hes boned
Streak (GM)	Gnoams turn then It's going to...
Zmey	cry and beg
Gnoam	"Hiss!!!"
Zmey	and hiss ok
Gnoam	">:(" He 5fts over to Sheena
Bronn	aw fine he has cover anyway
Sheena	"Aw, hell."
Zmey	"Going for the swan song eh. Brave little creature, even if it's totally fake."
Sheena	"Oh, it's quite real." "It's just sort of been conjured up from wherever in the woods it lives." "When we kill them, the spells break, and it just kinda poofs back to whatever it was doing." "..I think, at least." "Definitely real, though. Probably confused. That's why it's so angry."
Zmey	"I've heard that they're made of extraplanar stuff."
Bronn	"Enough talking, more stabbing!"
Zmey	"Maybe that depends on which spell it is."
Sheena	"Please, Bronn. Talking is a free action." "It might. Extraplanar summons might work differently than these ones." "Or maybe these monsters aren't even from this forest!" "Maybe they're from some other forest in some other world..." "So many worlds out there. Maybe we'll get to see them someday!"
Zmey	(whats happ happ happening)
Sheena	"That'd be neat, I think." streak's internet dropped. he'll be back in a minute
Zmey	(ah)
Sheena	meanwhile, exposition or somtehing idfk
Zmey	Zmey : Performance Check 15 mediocre
Bronn	i think 'Talking is a free action' was literally the tagline for a dnd lp
Streak (GM)	sorry about that
Zmey	Zmey forgives
Sheena	it's fine i had a lovely conversation while about to get punched in the face by a gnoam
Zmey	but never forgets
Streak (GM)	Okay so the Gnoam 5fts over to Sheena
Bronn	or something like 'Feats don't fail me now!'
Streak (GM)	and viciously claws at her! rolling 1d20 ( 4 ) = 4
Zmey	rude!!!
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20( 2 ) = 2 this is so unfair last time i got a 20
Bronn	no now you feel our pain
Streak (GM)	pah! Sheena just dodges the unholy sharp megaclaws of the Gnoam
Orme	gentle pap
Sheena	"Yipes!"
Zmey	(after this do we pack up for the day, peeps might be busy or somesuch)
Streak (GM)	Boggy!
Orme	yeah I do need to sleep
Sheena	he gets 2 swipes?? what a mighty
Streak (GM)	This is the last room yes
Sheena	we end at 10 right
Zmey	(at least move on to the beginning of the next scenario, yes?)
Sheena	3 hour seshies
Orme	ok
Zmey	this is fine Streak (GM): Bogrir : Metalvein (Warhammer) Attack 22 Damage 5 Type Bludgeoning
Zmey	at least i blew up a thing
Streak (GM)	Meruga's turn!
Sheena	what did we get spored or ??
Streak (GM)	oh geez
Orme	did.. he not do anything?
Streak (GM)	Bogrir does 5 damage and...
Sheena	bogrir silently bonks the gnoam over the head and just sighs deeply and ends his turn Streak (GM): Bogrir : Fortitude Save 24 Saves It only affects the attacker
Sheena	am i in range of the fort buff
Streak (GM)	btw
Zmey	sneak attack
Sheena	o
Zmey	like a true rogue
Sheena	alright then
Orme	wow that's
Streak (GM)	go meruga
Orme	fair
Streak (GM)	wait no im WRONG sheena fort save go
Orme	there we go
Sheena	so am i in range of the buff
Streak (GM)	no
Sheena	Sheena : Fortitude Save 14 well, piss
Streak (GM)	save!
Zmey	fixed lol
Sheena	whew yeah i am totally!!!
Zmey	square auras should totes be a thing
Sheena	super duper saved
Streak (GM)	what an awkward looking square
Zmey	they look hilarious
Sheena	the box o sound
Streak (GM)	they make no sense!
Orme	what will happen if Meru touches the blue spike right now
Streak (GM)	it will activate
Zmey	the surprise we're actually on a hidden camera show
Orme	hrm
Sheena	she pokes it by accident what a silly puppy.
Zmey	this is all a prank
Orme	"Sic'em!"
Meruga	Meruga : Bite Attack 6 Damage 3 Type B/P/S If hit successful, can choose to attempt Trip in addition to any damage. Does not provoke AOO. User is not tripped on fail.
Streak (GM)	Missed
Bronn	dang
Streak (GM)	Go Orme!
Orme	That's not sic'ing
Bronn	we are having poor luck
Orme	can I hit diagonal
Streak (GM)	yes
Bronn	aw yeah gang up!
Orme	Orme : Longsword Attack 14 Damage 6 Type Slashing
Streak (GM)	Miss!
Bronn	total surround
Streak (GM)	He's so nimble. wha
Streak (GM)	Zmey!
Zmey	what
Sheena	what about flanking boosts
Streak (GM)	Do the thing.
Sheena	you forget the flankzorz
Zmey	i cant believe it got back to me
Streak (GM)	Is it +2 or +1
Bronn	+2
Streak (GM)	oh rewind
Zmey	yes good
Streak (GM)	alternate timeline
Orme	slaaassh
Streak (GM)	created in that other one, you all die
Zmey	"I feel a disturbance in the force."
Streak (GM)	but in this one hope lives on
Orme	Deathcap Gnoam
Streak (GM)	roll damage!
Orme	it was 6
Streak (GM)	right of course cough
Bronn	come on guys dont make me kill this guy too
Streak (GM)	It dies!
Bronn	gut
Streak (GM)	Everyone roll Fort
Zmey	D: tragedy
Orme	oh yeh
Zmey	Zmey : Fortitude Save 12
Bronn	by everyone you mean those 4 right Streak (GM): Bogrir : Fortitude Save 23
Sheena	Sheena : Fortitude Save 18
Orme	Orme : Fortitude Save 23
Streak (GM)	yes
Zmey	good
Sheena	we all get +3 btw
Orme	Meruga : Fortitude Save 12
Sheena	with a 15 meru saves right Everything is Fine
Streak (GM)	yes Pfoof!
Sheena	bogrir has a skull and crossbones now but im sure that's just temporary
Streak (GM)	Peace returns to this leafsquare.
Zmey	"The music changed back!"
Bronn	"Well that could've been worse." "Let's touch some more rocks!"
Zmey	"It could've been better..."
Isabel	"You all sure clean up quick." "Glad there's no wounds to patch."
Sheena	"Alright, careful guys. A lot of these are still active."
Orme	"Yes, usually it's you!"
Sheena	"Bronn, you want to- you're already doing it. Alright."
Streak (GM)	Bronn activates the Blue one
Orme	welp bronns done it
Bronn	man i am enjoying this character so much
Zmey	"Someone put a leash on him. Orme."
Orme	"Zmey... keep playing" Buel?
Bronn	"Hey look, it did a thing!"
Streak (GM)	The spike glows, and out shoots a strange flying creature!
Zmey	"How do you keep getting away with this..."
Streak (GM)	With its trio of batlike wings, it spins and turns and flies over...here!
Orme	"Short attention span"
Zmey	"How do we let him keep getting away with this."
Sheena	"What in the world..."
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+2( 4 )+2 = 6
Orme	"How bizzarre"
Sheena	"I have NO idea what that is. Or what it's capable of." "Be careful, guys."
Zmey	Zmey : Spellcraft Check 20 er oh yeah this is arcana or something iunno
Streak (GM)	Bronn went pretty quick there, so I'm keeping the turn order here
Zmey	i should have asked which knowledge it is
Streak (GM)	So its Zmey's turn
Zmey	oh is my song still playing the spell
Streak (GM)	You determine this beast is magical in some way. You should expect some spells from it. yes it is
Sheena	"Mind the spikes!"
Zmey	"target locked!" Zmey : Requiem Dolor School Non-Elemental; Level 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 30 ft. Duration Concentration + Cha + 1 Saving Throw Fortitude half Spell Resistance Yes Targets One creature Performance Check : 22 (DC 12) Dies irae, dies illa, Solvet saeclum in favilla!
Foe Requiem	Each round, one creature within range of the bard suffers 9 non-elemental damage. wait the save why doesnt this show the save god
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+5( 11 )+5 = 16
Zmey	dc14
Streak (GM)	it takes...5 damage then?
Bronn	4
Streak (GM)	or is it 4
Bronn	round down
Zmey	yee
Bronn	always round down
Zmey	"Not so fast." end turn
Streak (GM)	The Buel laughs at your terrible song, but you sense it is hiding its disgust to seem aloof and uncaring. Like its totally NOT hurt.
Zmey	thats a complex reaction
Streak (GM)	But it is! It took 4 damages. Sheena's turn.
Sheena	"I still don't really know what I'm looking at. But I've decided that I don't like it." is there no line of sight this way or is it flying above the spikes
Streak (GM)	that way is pretty blocked
Sheena	piss
Streak (GM)	But You can squeeze through there trees are round
Sheena	and immediately trip the green pillar no thanks
Streak (GM)	yeah well it...might be nice
Sheena	ill dash around now ay thatd be a terrible security system thats one move i can go triple if i just move and nothing else right
Streak (GM)	yes sure
Sheena	no wait
Orme	the problem is that it'll just dash around the other side as soon as we reach it
Sheena	30 actually gets me here can i see it from here
Orme	and activate all the pillars as it goes
Sheena	if zmey can
Streak (GM)	Suuuure
Orme	yeah but zmey's sound attacks ignore cover
Sheena	i don't ahve to be super close for my shots i can scan it
Orme	ok
Sheena	i don't even need line of sight for that actually i should have scanned earlier augh
Zmey	"If you use two move actions in a round (sometimes called a "double move" action), you can move up to double your speed. If you spend the entire round running, you can move up to quadruple your speed (or triple if you are in heavy armor)."
Streak (GM)	this is once again one of those monsters with a custom attack anyway do your scan
Bronn	oh quadruple huh i thought quadruple was only with the run feat ok then
Sheena	Sheena : Analysis (Lucubrate) Class : Blue Mage
Streak (GM)	lubricate
Zmey	brb
Sheena	im doing lucubrate instead my desc didnt work for some reaosn love roll20
Zmey	if it ends up my turn just keep playin roll a concentration check if i get attacked
Sheena	christ
Streak (GM)	what does that do
Sheena	Lucubrate (Ex): The blue mage learns the general combat behaviors of creatures of that race, granting her allies a +1 competence bonus on attack rolls made against them. If the blue mage succeeds on her Knowledge check by 5 or more, then this bonus increases to +2. If the blue mage succeeds on her Knowledge check by 10 or more, then this bonus increases to +3. If the blue mage succeeds on her Knowledge check by 20 or more, then this bonus increases to +4. so it's a tohit bonus basically that i roll a uh what is this thing monster type
Streak (GM)	um you're asking me magical beast
Sheena	spellcraft then skill check DC 15 + the CR of the creature - 2 this is a swift action btw i have an ability for it :>
Streak (GM)	okay
Sheena	Sheena : Spellcraft Check 27 so whats its cr
Streak (GM)	2
Bronn	so you beat it by 12
Sheena	that's a +2 to hit against this thing for the whole party
Bronn	:D
Sheena	for the whole fight
Streak (GM)	nice one
Bronn	i am super ok with that
Sheena	no wait ive fucked it up it's a move action not a swift action augh i cant use another move action this turn can i
Bronn	well you only made one move right
Sheena	so i can then?
Bronn	you can make two move actions yeah
Streak (GM)	you can use your standard as a move
Sheena	because this is still my best option even if i do nothing else this turn ok then for my last thingy im gonna scan because that IS swift Sheena : Scan Class : Blue Mage Determine if monster can teach a spell.
Sheena	why are my descriptions fucked As a swift action, the blue mage can scan a creature within 60 feet to find out if it has a supernatural ability she can learn from. A creature can resist the effects by making a Will save (DC 10 + 1/2 of the blue mage’s level + her Intelligence modifier).
Streak (GM)	You determine that its wings spin at a speed of 30 mph, and using some quick math, determine the way it moves, somehow. You somehow, again, relay this to everyone, who all understand this rotationalbat-shit.
Sheena	coool science that's a dc 15 btw willsave
Bronn	the bat needs to make the save streak
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d20+5( 20 )+5 = 25
Bronn	oh
Sheena	jesus so yeah i have no idea if i can learn anything from it
Streak (GM)	That's a save.
Sheena	whatever the fuck it is thats all im done go nuts jumpman
Streak (GM)	The creature is just too strange for you to understand.
Sheena	(???)
Streak (GM)	Despite all that shit you understood before., shh Sheena has no idea what this thing does besides the flying.
Streak (GM)	Jumpman.
Bronn	its charging time Bronn : Athletics Check 29 HUF
Streak (GM)	what in the heck
Bronn	i ran 20 feet and then jumped 25 my charge doesnt have to be all jump
Sheena	jumpman.
Streak (GM)	hmm
Sheena	hahaha sucker hit the pillar
Bronn	yeah see
Sheena	so close
Bronn	i dont know if it activates or not because i dont take aoo's when im jumpig jumping*
Sheena	presumeably with a reasonable arc you would have hit the tile before it
Bronn	unless theyre also in the air
Sheena	the pillar doesnt need to hit you per se it just needs some motion
Bronn	yeah i suppose
Streak (GM)	roll another acro check
Sheena	so i think itd be easier than an aoo yknow?
Zmey	back
Bronn	i was thinking of it as like "threatened area"
Sheena	zmey: i did some science magic
Bronn	acrobatics or athletics?
Sheena	we all have +2 to hit against it now
Streak (GM)	the big one
Sheena	also bronn jumped into a pillar
Bronn	Bronn : Athletics Check 34
Sheena	apparently
Streak (GM)	okay, you jumped high enough to miss it
Bronn	:D
Sheena	woo
Orme	graceful arc
Streak (GM)	You land next to the weird bat thing.
Bronn	rolling d20+10( 8 )+10 = 18
Streak (GM)	And get flashbacks
Sheena	see i really dont know how that's a bat
Bronn	"I got this guy- OW Y BRAIN"
Sheena	i don't know how that's much of anything it looks like a digimon
Streak (GM)	thats a hit
Orme	triple bat nightmare
Bronn	rolling d10+3d6+6( 2 )+( 1 + 4 + 6 )+6 = 19 hrrrrrg
Streak (GM)	Yeowch.
Bronn	dumb damage not working in my favor "MY BRAIN HURTS BUT I SHALL STILL LODGE MY GLAIVE IN THIS THINGS HEAD-CENTER"
Streak (GM)	The bat takes a glaive to the back, and feels it.
Buel	"Kwooo!!"
Zmey	the feels
Streak (GM)	kwoo
Orme	koo to you too
Bronn	kwooooo
Streak (GM)	Isabel's turn.
Sheena	a kissakwoo from me to you my god it's still alive
Bronn	well that was only 19 damage im sure its a boss-ish monster i hope it has like 30-40 hp
Zmey	dont tell us strk
Streak (GM)	What should issy do
Zmey	use all her mp
Orme	earth rod
Streak (GM)	pretty awkward terrain here
Sheena	earth rod is a good idea
Streak (GM)	how's she gonna get line of sigh t
Sheena	she should save mp if possibru like htereish
Streak (GM)	the rods range is what 30 ft?
Sheena	oh right
Orme	oh
Sheena	maybe?
Orme	ignore me
Streak (GM)	i don't think she can reach
Sheena	rods are shortish i think youre right
Orme	im tired
Sheena	gonna have to cast speels
Bronn	yeah i guess just light?
Streak (GM)	please treat her mp responsibly
Bronn	well she can just pass her turn hold back for healing
Streak (GM)	Her range on light is 30 ft too
Orme	yes save
Streak (GM)	okay
Zmey	Zmey : Fortitude Save 15
Streak (GM)	Buel's turn!
Sheena	o no
Streak (GM)	It glares at its assailant, and opens it's tiny bat hands while spinning
Bronn	come at me bro
Streak (GM)	it has three of them btw
Bronn	yeah i noticed
Zmey	it summons a gun
Streak (GM)	Anyway, it's casting a spell at you.
Zmey	three guns it casts Gun
Streak (GM)	Or...three spells!!
Bronn	is it now i hope it knows that casting spells in melee range triggers aoos or rather i hope it doesnt know
Streak (GM)	It uses Tri-cast, casting Blizzard, Thunder and Fire at you all at once.
Bronn	so i can stab it again good grief
Sheena	can i learn y/n
Bronn	i shouldve taken combat reflexes
Streak (GM)	nope
Sheena	piss
Streak (GM)	its a regular spell, not a monster spell
Bronn	rolling d20+8( 5 )+8 = 13 come on with the rolls
Streak (GM)	missed
Zmey	pls miss yesss
Bronn	seriously i havent rolled above a 10 this session where is all my luck
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d6( 6 ) = 6 rolling 1d6 ( 5 ) = 5 rolling 1d6 ( 2 ) = 2
Zmey	the quantumrolls know
Streak (GM)	that's...13 damage to Bronn
Bronn	wow they just do damage? no save? no to-hit?
Sheena	christ i hope that thing has no mp left because jesus
Bronn	are you sure about that?
Streak (GM)	wait those spells have save i think
Sheena	might have reflex
Streak (GM)	one moment No, the save only prevents...this! rolling 1d3 ( 3 ) = 3
Bronn	but i thought it was like thunder the spell that requires a to-hit
Streak (GM)	man im really sleepy rolling 1d20+3 ( 10 )+3 = 13 rolling 1d20+3 ( 2 )+3 = 5 rolling 1d20+3 ( 7 )+3 = 10
Bronn	only the first one hits
Streak (GM)	lame roll fort
Bronn	Bronn : Fortitude Save 17
Streak (GM)	save
Bronn	:D oh good you did the damage thank you
Streak (GM)	The Blizzard strikes you in the chest, but you bear the brunt of it and dodge the others.
Bronn	"I hate ice WHY"
Streak (GM)	Taking just 6 damage. i really wanted to hurt you but alas
Bronn	:p youre gonna have to hit harder than that boyo
Streak (GM)	Boggle
Bronn	uh he should probably just run try and get in range
Streak (GM)	Bogrir runs off the edge goodbye there isn't really a path that won't acitavet something
Sheena	rip boggo have him run next to moe behind the thingzo
Bronn	hm
Sheena	ye
Bronn	yeah just have them in the back hopefully the casters can finish him off
Sheena	i think theres a rule about moving your teammates too
Bronn	from the back
Sheena	like we dont take up a solid box you just have to slow down a bit to pass?
Bronn	yeah you can move through allies
Streak (GM)	moe and borris aren't blocking anything they're not really in the battle anyway
Sheena	bog should head around the far edge i guess the way we came in OR he could stay there and wait in ambush in case it tries to fly back over the wall o spikes
Bronn	yeah maybe just hold position thats probably for the best
Sheena	like there or somthin yea
Streak (GM)	Bog moves over here and holds position.
Bogrir	"Careful, lad!"
Bronn	"Don't worry, it's just a little cold!"
Streak (GM)	Orme and Meruga!
Sheena	im surprised it didnt try to run away honestly maybe it didnt want to get hit by that glaive again lol
Bronn	clever girl maybe it knows that distance is my power
Orme	"circle around the edge, meru" she runs
Bronn	and that by staying right next to me its negating most of my damage
Sheena	woof woof dog friend
Zmey	i keep forgetting i can fly over these
Streak (GM)	Zyoom!
Orme	should have a movement of
Streak (GM)	Meruga sprints all the way around.
Orme	200 feet? if full run
Streak (GM)	200?
Orme	base is 50
Sheena	if you could land like right there
Orme	tims 4
Streak (GM)	wow, really
Sheena	thatd be pretty ideal zmey
Bronn	dango
Streak (GM)	okay then
Bronn	thats quite a lot of distance
Sheena	fast dog friend run run run zooom
Bronn	yes please come flank with me
Orme	can I? is this the rigth spot
Bronn	orme? no you cant
Sheena	ye
Bronn	yes there
Orme	right ok
Bronn	that is flanking with meru
Orme	as for actual me O hold position with bog
Streak (GM)	Then Zmey! do more of a things
Zmey	also another thing i forget songs are free actions to maintain anyway i moooove (fly) over here
Streak (GM)	hmm
Zmey	aw too far for whip
Streak (GM)	how high did you fly up
Sheena	say more than 10
Zmey	oh i can make a fly (perform) check cross the finger
Streak (GM)	sure
Zmey	Zmey : Performance Check 16
Streak (GM)	okay sure go ahead
Zmey	thank then i target it with the still playing requiem because okay
Streak (GM)	ok
Zmey	Zmey : Requiem Dolor School Non-Elemental; Level 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 30 ft. Duration Concentration + Cha + 1 Saving Throw Fortitude half Spell Resistance Yes Targets One creature Performance Check : 22 (DC 12) Dies irae, dies illa, Solvet saeclum in favilla!
Foe Requiem	Each round, one creature within range of the bard suffers 12 non-elemental damage.
Bronn	dont you get some sort of ridiculous penalty to fly checks since your speed is poor
Zmey	i have versatile performance now i can use that instead of fly air dance
Bronn	oh
Sheena	jammin
Bronn	ok
Zmey	jazz hands
Streak (GM)	The Buel is dead!
Bronn	thank goodness
Zmey	"Oh no!!"
Bronn	"Again with the SOUNDS"
Streak (GM)	Your note scrambles its already punctured brain, and it poofs. An orb falls from the smoke!
Zmey	"Do not disparage my groovy tunes"
Bronn	"Called it!"
Zmey	"Orb!!"
Orme	yay Bronn yoinks the orb.
Sheena	"Thank god." "Who knows what else that freaky thing coulda done??"
Isabel	"Huh, good job, everyone."
Sheena	lets assume we all carefully walk back over without popping any more of these Bronn hoofs the orb into the butt-receptacle.
Streak (GM)	Upon placing the orb in the Ass-Slot For Asses, the bridge ahead shudders and glows. Then it starts growing outward, and onward. Forming a proper bridge.
Bronn	"Yes! I am so good at puzzles that involve killing things."
Streak (GM)	And a path forward!
Orme	imagine how horrible this would have been in real time
Streak (GM)	You can now proceed, if you'd like...
Music
Orme	can I just lie down here
Bronn	yeah how about we like
Zmey	im lamp
Sheena	we will proceed
Bronn	introduce the new area
Streak (GM)	But...isn't there something you're forgetting?
Sheena	next time on f3dped3pdefffe grumps
Bronn	and then let the poor brits sleep uh
Zmey	who
Bronn	oh!
Zmey	the glowcube Bronn runs back and grabs the weird blue-stricken cube.
Zmey	all hail
Sheena	if that just turns off all the spikes im gonna scream
Streak (GM)	Bronn tries to take the cube, but it snaps back.
Bronn	oh
Zmey	all the spikes turn off
Sheena	what ar ewe forgetting im tired Bronn does not grab the weird blue-stricken cube.
Sheena	dont test me
Zmey	we forgot our seventh party member at the inn
Bronn	we forgot to activate all the spikes obviously
Zmey	remember Poochie, played by popular 3dpe user, Hyper Princess
Isabel	"Hmm.." "This whole pedestal looks pretty odd, doesn't it?"
Zmey	no really i woke up at 3am to do Important Sutf im also tried
Sheena	"Still looks like you should sit on it."
Isabel	"It's all...dark."
Bronn	"Well it's covered in blue lines and stuff."
Zmey	"This is my soft-boiled egg impression." Zmey : Performance Check 23
Isabel	"It reminds me of that Chaos energy we saw back in Eden."
Bronn	"If it's dark, then use a light spell on it!"
Isabel	"Well, I guess that makes sense..."
Streak (GM)	Should she cast something on it?
Bronn	well i suggested Light
Orme	cast light or holy burst
Bronn	what else does she have
Orme	order magic
Bronn	she has an earth rod but that makes no sense
Sheena	lite
Bronn	yeah use Light
Streak (GM)	she does have 7 uses of holy burst just so you know
Sheena	i what
Orme	holy burts
Bronn	ok so
Sheena	7?
Bronn	use holy burst then
Sheena	not mp-based? class ability?
Streak (GM)	no
Bronn	its like
Sheena	interestin
Bronn	channel energy like a cleric
Streak (GM)	that vs 3 mp left
Bronn	you get a bunch of uses of it yeah ok holy burst then
Sheena	yea do the holo burs
Orme	hopy bruts
Streak (GM)	As a side effect of the burst, Bronn (who is totally nearby) is healed.
Sheena	im the fucking sleep
Streak (GM)	rolling 1d6( 6 ) = 6 lvely
Sheena	pcooo
Orme	covenient
Streak (GM)	The cube's darkness is dispelled!
Bronn	oh thank goodness
Streak (GM)	And a new path opens...
Bronn	i sure needed that health wait what
Streak (GM)	(you can't see it but its there) But also
Sheena	i what
Streak (GM)	end of session
Bronn	"Oh, I guess magic is useful."
Orme	yes
Streak (GM)	because thats all i have for you this time
Bronn	that is quite ok
Sheena	a fork in the road unexpected
Orme	thnaku
Bronn	i think half the party is already asleep im fine personally but i think poor mop is dying
Sheena	next session: deliberately coming back and fighting the remaining monsters love that xp
Bronn	yeah can i just like
Zmey	get the precious xp
Bronn	run past those 5 red spikes
Streak (GM)	The party cheered up a tree, and fought some spike monsters! You should note btw
Orme	it dopesn't matter because you don't get xp for any of them
Sheena	bugs n mushies n a bit bat thing
Streak (GM)	deliberate fighting doesn't get you exp
Bronn	aw sad
Orme	no poit to grinding
Zmey	good
Sheena	thats the most bullshit thing ive ever heard
Streak (GM)	avoiding a fight can get you exp all the same
Sheena	what kind of a rpg is this
Orme	exp towards the Common Sense stat
Zmey	running away is clearly the best way
Streak (GM)	like if you got through all of this only fighting that buel you'd have gotten exp too
Sheena	im outraged
Bronn	i mean i know summoned monsters dont give exp
Sheena	oh right thas true bronny brony confirmed
Bronn	alright i am
Zmey	confirmed
Streak (GM)	this game isn't Kill Everything for Levels
Bronn	gonna go everyone else, sleep
Sheena	night to the sleep,le
Orme	nhjuihh
Happy Tree	Good Night everyone!
Bronn	xD
Zmey	next week
Bronn	wow
Zmey	pokemon?>?
Bronn	that was a noise
Sheena	good night happy tree
Bronn	oh right
Sheena	next time on pokemon grumps
Happy Tree	Sleep tight!
Bronn	break in ffiiidpe next week!
Happy Tree	:)
Bronn	join us for pokeantics night everyone
Streak (GM)	thats right its pokemon next week yee
Bronn	take a break, fix up your big dungeon streak youve got lots of time
Sheena	god i hope we stopped recording by now streak edit this out
Bronn	can i just say how much i love final elevator
Sad Tree	ill be in my trailer ugh i hate this job
Bronn	also just as a note
Sheena	iit;s in good taste
Bronn	i really liked sad tree but bronn cant stand people like that
Sheena	tree is my faovrite character
Streak (GM)	he was so much fun to play
Sheena	can we make him a recurring npc he just somehow shows up everywhere nobody knows how he moves
Bronn	thats why i was so quiet
Zmey	every tree
Streak (GM)	well i would but he's rooted to the ground
Bronn	and avoidant during that convo
Streak (GM)	sad hopeless tree displeases bronn
Sheena	identical tree that acts the same way but has no memory of us
Zmey	we never asked what kind of tree
Streak (GM)	now thats a headline
Bronn	yes thats pretty much it
Zmey	a weeping willow
Bronn	... i
Sheena	zmey im gonna fucking hit u
Zmey	a shaking aspen
Bronn	i want to hurt you so badly
Sheena	fukcing
Zmey	lol Zmey : Diplomatic Immunity Class : Dragon Herald Standard action. Free action to maintain. DC14 Will save or an attacker loses their action and can't attack the dragon herald for the performance + 1 round after. The bard can't attack during this performance.
Happy Tree	i thought it was good
Bronn	oh bullshit
Sheena	im doing the yawn-yell thing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bronn	none of that nonsense
Zmey	:}
Bronn	besides kq5 already made that joke
Zmey	ok bye
Bronn	like, decades ago
Sheena	unfortunately golurk is located all the way across the planet from me so i cant punch
Zmey	go to sleepbed
Bronn	yeah we should go
Happy Tree	btw the trorb is a BEAUTY MARK
Bronn	oh ok
Sheena	cant punch bbro!!!!!!!
Happy Tree	yeesh
Bronn	i was legitimately curious
Sheena	that was so rude lmao
Zmey	i thought it was a sad parasite
Sheena	ii was laughign so hard
Happy Tree	by tree standards i am very handsome
Zmey	so we had to disloge it
Sheena	no it was just his face
Bronn	thats what i thought to i thought it was a chu-on-great deku kind of thing
Streak (GM)	what if you smashed it he'd be happy thats not how emotions work!
Bronn	well i thought it was a parasite!
Zmey	it might have been a melanoma
Bronn	also its magic!
Streak (GM)	common trorb
Bronn	who knows maybe it wouldve just instantly happified him
Zmey	you could have put it on his forehead or nose the jasper
Sheena	thenhe would have been Tree Pearl
Bronn	part of me really, really wanted to just take a swing at it
Sheena	garnet amethyst and sad tree
Streak (GM)	is bronn neutral
Sheena	and steven
Streak (GM)	just asking
Bronn	he is yes
Sheena	for a friend
Bronn	but slightly chaotic
Streak (GM)	yeah i got that
Bronn	:P
Zmey	im lawful "maybe we can graft bronn's legs on someone else" good
Sheena	CD (chaotic douche)
Bronn	i might have him change to CN at some point
Streak (GM)	im glad though it sped things up
Bronn	depending on if things get too crazy with him who knows, maybe a sidequest could change his outlook ?!?!?!??!
Streak (GM)	no, never
Zmey	chaotic evil
Sheena	5shadowing
Bronn	ok actually though we should go
Streak (GM)	right im gonna settle into bed now
Bronn	bye yall
Sheena	i was honestly considering the heel face turn earlier for no reason lmao night
Streak (GM)	byebye