Zmey		porn music start

Streak (GM)		Last time on FFIIIdPE, we travelled into the deep glyphwood

Bronn		oh no not sad music

Streak (GM)		we made a tree happy

Sheena		there are two kinds of people

Streak (GM)		and then we dealt with spikes

Bronn		excuse you i beat the spikes

Isabel		doom spikes of doom

Bronn		quite thoroughly

Streak (GM)		you opened the path ahead of the spikes, but you also found a sidepath
which you've now gone down...

Sheena		dun dun dun

Isabel		and found a Nickle

Sheena		how exactly did we open this sidepath

Bronn		wheres elan when you need him

Streak (GM)		Following the side bridge, you're lead to the top of another tree, surrounded and enclosed by the canopies of the taller trees around it.

Sheena		for recap porpoises

Bronn		uh

Isabel		Izzy touched a blue thing

Bronn		we opened it with that blue rock
that was totally not the blue orb

Streak (GM)		This new area would be nothing special, if not for the Giant Dark Mass in the middle.

Orme		the blue cube

Bronn		oh dear

Sheena		oh

Bronn		not the GDM

Streak (GM)		So go ahead and comment on that

Orme		"boy, that giant dark mass sure looks worrisome"

Zmey		im sorry i really read that as Man Ass

Sheena		look out guys it's mobster kingpin

Bronn		pff

Isabel		"What...is that?"

Zmey		i need to wake up 100%

Streak (GM)		You can also roll Perception if you like
to uncover details
or whatever else you want

Sheena		im ALL about rolling virtual dice

Isabel
Isabel : Detect Magic
School Enhancing;
Level 0
Casting Time 1 Standard Action
Components N/A
Range 60ft
Effects/Target Cone
Duration Concentration, 2mins.
Saving Throw N/A
Spell Resistance No

Description		Detects all spells and magic items within 60 ft. Can gleam more info from studying for up to 3 rounds.

http://www.finalfantasyd20.com/ffd20/spells--d-f-.html

Zmey
Zmey : Perception

Check		6

Bronn
Bronn : Perception

Check		15
STARE

Sheena		actually no im all about sneezing and my ears popping oW

Streak (GM)		Okay, that'll do

Isabel
Isabel : Perception

Check		12

Orme
Orme : Perception

Check		4

Bronn		"Hey, that looks like darkness!"

Streak (GM)		Bronn spots, in the middle of the mass, some kind of window.
If you get closer, you could probably see more.

Sheena
Sheena : Perception

Check		17

Bronn		"Ooh, a window!"

Sheena		i stopped sneezing long enough to beat all your checks

Streak (GM)		Isabel, having activated Detect Magic, can see more.

Isabel		Yeeah

Sheena		and im gonna pop a DM as well

Isabel		give me the datas

Bronn		im gonna stab the window

Streak (GM)		She knows this energy, its Chaos, of course. There's also a tendril of Chaos coming from the mass, an d snaking its way into the depths of the wood beyond.

Bronn sneaks forward, drawing his glaive.

Isabel		"We're dealing with a lot of Chaos energy"
"Bronn! No!"

Streak (GM)		Okay, so Bronn's approaching the window.

Sheena		"That's not all bad, right? I mean, we are trying to INCREASE the number of monsters around here..."

Orme has stopped trying to babysit this ludicrous man

Sheena		"But what's it doing? I've never seen something like this before."

Isabel		"Its seems that the Chaos is all bunched up here. I mean, this is a lot"

Streak (GM)		As he gets closer, he sees a new area inside the window, which seems impossible, given how it's just floating in the air.
It looks like...a garden?

Orme		"perhaps... all the energy that would spawn monsters is being drawn here?"

Isabel		"Bronn, what do you see?"

Zmey		"Hey Chaos, there's food incoming!"

Bronn		"Well hot damn, plants!"

Sheena		"What are you talking about?"

Streak (GM)		Is everyone else going to get closer?

Sheena		"That's impossib-"

Bronn continues inching forward.

Isabel		To Orme: "There is a tendril extending from it, so maybe its like a river?"

Isabel pulls Bronn back

Isabel		"Try not to kill yourself"

Zmey		"An aqueduct."

Orme		"this isn't my area of expertise. I have no idea if it's flowing or not"

Sheena		"Izzy, can you tell if the tendril is moving in or out of this thing? I'm not sure myself."

Bronn		"It's just plants, they're nothing to be scared of!"

Bogrir		"This is really creepy lookin'..."

Isabel		ummm
"I can try"

Sheena		"Perhaps it's throwing Chaos energy off, and perhaps it's drawing it in..."

Isabel		more detect magic?
or spellcraft?

Zmey
Zmey : Perception

Check		22

Streak (GM)		Spellcraft

Orme		"says he who falls in the marlboro's trap..."

Isabel
Isabel : Spellcraft

Check		20

Sheena
Sheena : Spellcraft

Check		12
thats at a -4
unless we've been walking across trees for an hour

Isabel		KNOWLEDGE!!

Sheena		so i dont understand shit

Streak (GM)		Isabel, you can tell that this tendril is moving magical energy into the portal.

Bronn
Bronn : Spellcraft

Check		3
i am the magicest

Sheena		bronn helped

Bronn		"Hey guys, it's harmless!"

Streak (GM)		Bronn is pretty close to it now.

Isabel		"Tendril is flowing inward"

Streak (GM)		Suddenly...

Sheena		10 minutes later "guys do you think this might be... magic"

Zmey		"Highly likely..."

Bronn		ZAP

Isabel		"Sheena, this can be nothing but magic"

Sheena		no
fuck

Black Mage		"Oh. Uh. Hello."

Sheena		that was supposed to be bronn saying it but half the phrase cut off
because of mythweavers' weird syntax

Bronn		"Look, a friend!"

Streak (GM)		Bronn spots a person in the portal.
He spots Bronn back.

Sheena		why am i being pointed at the dorb

Isabel		"Wait, I know that voice"

Bronn		"Hey kid, what are you doing in the silly black ball?"

Streak (GM)		It's that Black Mage from before. He's wearing overalls, and doing gardening, it seems.

Isabel		"Hey! We found the portal!"

Zmey		"This is.. a portal to that garden from before??"

Sheena		"We may have found the source of your garden problems, sir."

Black Mage		"Um. This is my garden. Hey, you're that crystal guy, from before."

Bronn		"Do I know you?"

Black Mage		"Oh, you found it, huh?"

Zmey		"Could we have passed this to skip all that stuff from before??"

Isabel		"Its much larger than I thought it'd be"

Black Mage		"Nope, like I said last time...this portal is one-way."

Orme		"i'd imagine it's a one-way system, Zmey"

Zmey		is this our save point

Sheena		"Think of how sad that tree would have been, Zmey. We couldn't have possibly left that tree like that."

Orme		"well there you go"

Zmey		"True."

Black Mage		"Although, you showing up seems to have let me speak through it."

Bronn		"What if I just stick something in the portal?"

Black Mage		"I wonder why that happened..."

Sheena		"Please don't stab him."

Zmey		stick your d i c k in the portal

Bronn		"Please, nothing so mundane."

Black Mage		"Hey, so uh, what's the situation like on your side?"

Bronn		"I was gonna throw a stick in there."

Black Mage		"Anything unusual?"

Bronn		"There's magic!"

Isabel		"Monster Summoning spikes"

Sheena		"Chaos seems to be getting drawn from all over the wood and concentrated in and around this portal."

Orme		"We're not sure honestly, apart from this smothering blackness ahead"

Zmey		"There was a tree that could speak."

Black Mage		"That's a lot of fuckin' information."

Sheena		"I think the spikes were part of the elders' defenses, no? They seemed to be functioning fine."

Isabel		"Somehow I think the talking tree is normal here"

Zmey		"I will pardon your French."

Black Mage		"I'm, uh, wondering about the portal, specifically."

Bronn		"Well, it seems to be in a harmless blob."

Sheena		"There's just like... a big ol orb of chaos around it."

Isabel		"The portal is in a massive blob of Chaos"

Sheena		"Like it's getting caught, or something."

Black Mage		"Chaos, eh? I've heard of that."

Isabel		"Well, it seems to be the problem"

Sheena		"Like when your sink drain gets all clogged up with bits of food and you have to reach in there and get it out and eeeeeeeew."

Isabel looks over at the tendril

Isabel		"I bet if we broke that tendril the portal would close"

Black Mage		"Tendril?"

Sheena		"If the chaos is stuck here, it's not making monsters everywhere else..."
"I don't know if we can really sever the stream of chaos that easily. Might be worth a shot, though."

Bronn		"Hold on, I'm gonna go stab it."

Isabel		"Bronn, I'm pretty sure stabbing won't work"

Black Mage		"Sounds like a power cable to me, except like, with magic."

Sheena		"It's not even really a physical object but uh... go nuts, I guess."

Black Mage		"Uhm."

Bronn		"But stabbing things has always worked!"

Black Mage		"Yeah, you can't really...cut it like that."

Sheena		"Exactly! It's siphoning energy from somewhere else."

Zmey		"What is a power cable."

Orme		"maybe a topical application of Holy magic might work?"

Black Mage		"You gotta go break the power supply instead, I'd say."

Bronn throws a stick at the tendril.

Black Mage		"By which I mean, go break something dark looking."

Isabel		"The power supply could be the forest itself"

Zmey		the stick turns into a hulking stick golem

Sheena		"The stream gets thinner as it goes out, but I think we might be able to track it."

Isabel		do we have a good look at where it goes?

Sheena		"I mean it's probably just the thing corrupting the heart of the forest but HEY might as well double check."

Black Mage		"Yeah, probably..."
"But hey, after you finish with that, and if you don't die, you might be able to use this portal to get back."

Sheena		guys i hate to interrupt but theres someone in irc

Isabel		I saw
"A perfect plan"

Sheena		"Assuming the portal doesn't explode horribly or something, that'd be a nice shortcut."

Bronn		oh shite

Black Mage		"Right, well, I'll let the elder know I say you."

Bronn		"Well maybe I can go stab that, then."

Black Mage		"Good luck out there."

Isabel		"Thank you"

Bronn		"I guess we've got to go the other way, then."
"See if there's any highly conspicuous evil there."

Sheena		"Good luck with your gardening!"

Moe		"I bet there is, kupo."

Sheena		"Hopefully you won't have any more issues until we make it back."

Moe		"That tendril looks like its going the way we were going to go, actually."

Bronn		"Well today's our lucky day, then!"

Zmey		"I should prepare."

Moe		"Isn't that handy?"

Zmey		magical grill transformation

Isabel		"I've got a...strange feeling about this"

Bogrir		"Sorta feel like jumpin' in the portal and going to bed, meself..."

Bronn		"Don't worry, there's nothing remotely dangerous about this!"

Bogrir		"All this height is making me dizzy."

Sheena		"You can say that again, Bogrir."

Bogrir		"I miss solid ground!"

Sheena		"I could use a nap myself."
streak did we all get healed from last session
or did we actually all make it out intact

Bronn		well i dont think i ever got hit
im still at 25

Streak (GM)		yes. don't worry about why. you probably camp for a bit or something
shh

Zmey
Zmey : Minor Aura: Demand Fortitude
Class : Dragon Herald
Swift action. Free action to dismiss/swap. +3 to Fortitude saves for allies within 15 ft.

Streak (GM)		Okay, so the gang decide to backtrack and go north right?

Bronn		well yes
i dont think theres anything else we can do here

Sheena		this means my penalties are gone
excellent

Isabel		"Alright! I think we're ready"

Sheena		lets wander the other way
following the black evil trail of evil

Streak (GM)		"As you make your way across this bridge, climbing higher and higher, you feel now you've lost track of how high up you are. Before you entered the wood, you recall seeing the trees rise as they got deeper to the middle of the wood. It looked a lot like a mountain, and you assume now that you are reaching it's peak."

Sheena		which conveniently goes The Only Way Forward

Bronn		oh dear

Zmey		thats a nice image

Streak (GM)		The glyphs that have illuminated your path thus far are beginning to fade. You occasionally spot dead trees, stripped of all their magic and leaves, carrying inert Trorbs. There is a chill coming over the wood now, no doubt due to your altitude, and you can feel the tension rising.

Bronn		"Hey guys, everything's so big!"

Bronn glares at the Trorbs.

Isabel begins to look more and more nervous

Zmey		"This feels more like a city now."

Sheena		rip trorb

Streak (GM)		As you journey on, you notice the frequency of dead trees increase. You haven't heard a single animal in a while now.

Sheena		so many trorbs lost.......

Bronn		still dont trust those trorbs

Sheena		"God why is evil so CREEPY"

Orme		IS COOLSTEPH EVEN REAL I SWEAR TO GOD

Bronn		"I dunno, it's kind of relaxing."

Sheena		shhh orme

Bronn		"Much more quiet."

Sheena		this is going in the logs!!
barry edit this out

Bronn		or kevin
or larry i suppose

Sheena		FUCK kevin

Bronn		anyway i believe there was
some sort of evil trees?
or whats going on

Sheena		shh

Streak (GM)		discuss the dead trees if you want

Sheena		"Do you guys think those trees were all... alive?"
"I mean obviously they were alive but..."

Isabel		"They'd...have to be"

Sheena		"Like the sad tree."

Isabel		"I...don't know"

Sheena		"You know. Sentient and talking."

Bronn		"I don't think these trees are magic though."

Zmey		im not gonna say anything

Bronn		"They look decidedly less interesting."

Moe		"I think all the trees are alive, in their own way. I mean, they're all casting little bits of magic, expressing themselves..."
"Kupo."

Isabel		"They're so many...so many dead"
"I've not seen anything like this"

Bronn		"We might as well fix them, then."

Sheena muses a bit

Bronn		"Let's go break some stuff!"

Moe		"Maybe after we stop what's happening, they can come back."

Sheena		"So if this... corruption... is killing the trees..."
"And the trees are what produce the life energy in the forest..."
"Maybe the trees dying is interrupting the chaos flow somehow? Making it get all clogged up like around the portal?"

Bronn		"That seems awfully logical for magic."

Isabel		"I wouldn't think it would cause that kind of specific disruption"

Streak (GM)		Speaking of that, you can actually see the tendril from here.

Bronn		"I don't think magic is ever meant to be logical."

Isabel		"Oh, speaking of which, there it is"

Bronn perks up and pulls out his glaive.

Streak (GM)		It's faint, at hte moment, due to the distance, but it's growing nearer to the bridge that you're on.
After some time of tree climbing and bridge using...

Bronn		"Who built all these bridges anyway?"
"This seems like an awful lot of wood for a magical forest."

Isabel
Isabel : Detect Magic
School Enhancing;
Level 0
Casting Time 1 Standard Action
Components N/A
Range 60ft
Effects/Target Cone
Duration Concentration, 2mins.
Saving Throw N/A
Spell Resistance No

Description		Detects all spells and magic items within 60 ft. Can gleam more info from studying for up to 3 rounds.

http://www.finalfantasyd20.com/ffd20/spells--d-f-.html
Checking the trees, mostly

Sheena		"Maybe the trees made the pathways?"

Bogrir		"Well, the elders came here a lot, right?"
"They prob'ly made 'em."
"They're not the most solid build though..."

Sheena		"This wood seems alive in some parts. Well, more alive than the rest of these trees..."

Bogrir		"I'd wager I could craft better."

Bronn		"I'd like to move on ahead, regardless, see if we can't deal with this thing."

Streak (GM)		Right then
Eventually, you reach a sight that starkly contrasts with that of the lifeless forest around you. Ahead is a very large tree, brimming with life, and emblazoned with runes more striking and intricate of any other you saw previously. The canopies of nearby trees, also filled with life, surround part of the tree a ways down, which the bridge you walk on leads directly into.

Bronn		oh wow
suddenly text

Orme		"what's going on? I blacked out for a second and had a terrible dream"

Streak (GM)		You're here.

Bronn		"Hey look, magic!"

Isabel		"Woah"

Bronn looks for bugs.

Borris is absolutely speechless

Orme		"this is amazing!"

Zmey		"I can't really tell why.. but the sight of giant trees makes me uneasy."

Bogrir		"That's prob'ly the biggest tree I've ever seen."

Sheena		mopp stop making me scream lol

Bronn		"Ya know, I don't really see much evil nastiness."

Bogrir		"I didn't really expect all this when we found out we were going to a forest."

Sheena		"It does seem... rather intact, doesn't it?"

Bronn		"Where's that tendril, anyway?"

Streak (GM)		The tendril is here!

Isabel		"Wait, so all the trees were dying, except this one"

Bronn		gasp!

Streak (GM)		And its leading right to that tree.

Isabel		"We've seen intelligent trees, right?"

Orme		"mayhap this tree is selfish..."

Isabel		"Maybe this wasn't an accident"

Bronn walks towards the tendril, staring intently.

Moe		"It feels strange..."
"I can't figure out why, though..."

Isabel follows Bronn

Moe		"We...should keep going."

Isabel		"I get what you mean, Mog. Something is wrong here"

Bronn		"But the tendril!"

Sheena		"Orme... I think I get what you mean."

Streak (GM)		You walk down the bridge, following the tendril towards the big tree.

Sheena		"It's almost like the chaos is being drawn out of this tree..."
"And it's siphoning energy from the trees aroudn it to do so."
"I don't really have a metaphor for that but it makes sense in my head, damn it!"

Isabel		"Its the drain, and the tendril is the damn plumbing"

Bronn		"That's... bad? I think?"

Streak (GM)		You notice now, as you get closer, that there are additional tendrils coming from the tree.

Sheena		"Nice, Izzy! That works."

Streak (GM)		Going in all kinds of directions

Bronn		shock!

Zmey		"It's like mistletoe. A parasite."

Isabel		"More tendrils?"

Bronn whips out his glaive.

Isabel		"Maybe more portals!"

Sheena		"Like it's at the center of a big bathtub."

Streak (GM)		Would you like to enter the canopy?

Sheena		"And it's going to be the last part to get drained."

Bronn		"This seems much more sinister."

Bronn marches forward.

Sheena		"Wait up, Bronn!"

Sheena runs after him.

Zmey		"Or maybe.. it's Something. Something that's gestating within this forest."

Isabel		"What could possibly be causing this, though?"

Bronn		"Let's find out!"

Streak (GM)		Entering the canopy, the bridge expands into a wooden floor, and the leaves open up an area around the massive tree.

Isabel rushes forward next to Sheena

Zmey		"Was the tendril an umbilical cord?"

Streak (GM)		You don't get long to look around, though.

Bronn		"PLANT"

Zmey		its fucking plantera
rip in peace

Sheena		lmao

Bronn		excuse you its diababa

Isabel		"What! What even is that!?"

Sheena		we are not leveled enough for plantera

Streak (GM)		Directly ahead, you see a huge, writhing monster. It seems to be some kind of large brain, with vines growing out of the bottom, which are presently wrapped around the trunk of the tree within a tree you saw from the outside. The beast possesses two large tentacles, and on the top of the brain, there is a pink bud.

Sheena		"Do you guys think that's meant to be there?... no? Me neither..."

Streak (GM)		(uh ingore that tree within a tree nonsense)

Zmey		"It's not exactly a fetus. But"

Streak (GM)		(im great at copy pasting)
Above the monster, on the tree, is the largest Trorb you have ever seen, cradled by the bark of the massive, ancient tree. It is filled with dancing colours, and shines with an incredible glow.

Bronn		"TRORB"

Streak (GM)		Upon spotting your entrance, the beast springs into action, wrapping its tentacles around the Trorb. It begins to suck the life from it, and the bud on its head opens up. A shield quickly forms around the Plantbrain, and suddenly, some pillars shoot out of several parts of the floor.

Isabel		"This is the heart! It has to be!"

Zmey		"ANYWAY. HERE's a NICE T-tune"
Zmey : Inspiration
Class : Dragon Herald
Move action. Does not provoke. Allies within 30 ft. gain 2 temporary HP until the end of the encounter.

Bronn		anyway, heres wonderwall

Streak (GM)		You now have a few moments to position yourself.
Choose wisely!

Zmey		i use my move action to do that
maybe

Bronn		well uh
hm

Streak (GM)		I'll give you a freebie, that dark circle is the monsters attack range.

Bronn		i dont even know where the monsters will be

Isabel		what dark circle?

Bronn		the pog?

Zmey		yeah we cant see anything

Bronn		i think you have to make auras visible

Streak (GM)		You note, to the left, a branch of the large tree reaches up a bit, out of the floor.
oh.

Zmey		add to to your hp, everyone
er
two

Isabel		that is a big attack range

Bronn		is that thp

Isabel		out of my range too

Zmey		yes

Sheena		ive added

Zmey		is that a ladder

Sheena		lets think about this gaiz

Streak (GM)		its vines, so its climbable.

Bronn		hmmmm

Streak (GM)		the leaves are actually walls
i dunno if thats clear

Sheena		everyone begins walking in place, and we stare each other down as we carefully slide around the battlefield in a grid pattern

Bronn		yeah

Streak (GM)		those are also climbable.

Bronn		geez man

Zmey		there are summon spikes

Bronn		i have no idea where to put myself

Zmey		and orb pedestals

Bronn		yeah
im
im gonna go deal with the yellow orb

Isabel		we can climb on everything, basically

Bronn		whos with me

Sheena		my attentions being demanded
aa
i feel like

Streak (GM)		Moe will deal with the boss.

Sheena		we should try and take out
the summon spikes first

Streak (GM)		You can all relax.

Sheena		rather than trying to avoid them

Bronn		good job moe

Isabel		Which means the boss will likely have a ground atatck

Bronn		wait
are we out of range of his radius

Sheena		yeah it's the big gray sphere

Bronn		no
moe's radius

Zmey		naw

Bronn		we cant be more than 100 feet from him right

Streak (GM)		its like, 100 ft
so no
never

Bronn		ok
as long as he stays like

Streak (GM)		are we okay with this setup

Bronn		somewhat back here
yeah im good
im gonna
stab an orb?

Zmey		there

Isabel		I'm okay

Bronn		i have no clue

Streak (GM)		don't worry about it too much

Bronn		lets give phoone a chance

Streak (GM)		yeah where's phoone

Bronn		shes being
occupied

Sheena		here
im thinking

Streak (GM)		you might as well all roll init

Zmey		5 minute snack br-
ok

Bronn		oh right
Bronn : Initiative

Check		10.02

Zmey		CLICK YOUR TOKENS FIRST

Bronn		well i mean
thats double digits

Sheena
Sheena : Initiative

Check		22.02

Zmey
Zmey : Concentration Check
Class : Bard 1

Check		8

Bronn		i guess thats something
WHY

Isabel
Isabel : Initiative

Check		1.01

Orme
Orme : Initiative

Check		13

Sheena		boooyeah

Zmey		oops
Zmey : Initiative

Check		16.04

Isabel		Oh...my...lord

Sheena		rip izzy

Isabel		I...I can't even

Bronn		i like how you got a 1

Isabel falls over

Bronn		and that wasnt even on a rolled 1

Orme
Meruga : Initiative

Check		4.02

Bronn		you and your poor -1 dex
i like how the monster is just !!!

Isabel		"Who put this banana peel here!"

Zmey		"Maybe it spits bananas."
"I can feel it staring at us."

Sheena		VERSUS: the exclamation point sound from metal gear

Zmey		"Waiting for any sudden movements."

Bronn		oh man yeah
BWANG
Streak (GM):
Bogrir : Initiative

Check		10

Bronn		i'll fight you boggy

Sheena		"A monster that takes the energy from the forest and makes... bananas?"

Bronn		dont you go faster than me

Sheena		"...how... eeeeeeevil."

Bronn		where do you guys see bananas
oh

Orme		on the grouuund

Bronn		right nevermind

Isabel		"My thoughts exactly, Sheena!"

Bronn		alright well

Isabel		"Kill it before it makes more!"

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20+5( 14 )+5 = 19

Bronn		sheena is like
way, way ahead of everything

Isabel		"While I try to get up"

Bronn		because nat 20 is basically infinity

Isabel		sheena gotta go fast

Sheena		sheenas maximized her limit break meter

Zmey		welp

Sheena		no wait that's an actual feature
in this game

Bronn		yeah
i wonder if i'll actually get to use a limit break
also uh
streak how about some tunes

Sheena		ideally, we won't get taht hurt
hehe

Isabel		to quiet

Streak (GM)		moment

Sheena		now playing: The Sound of Silence

Orme		none of us have yet because none of us have been hurt that badly

Bronn		oh no

Isabel		Lyrics: ............

Sheena		this is uh

Zmey		4'33'

Orme		how majestic

Sheena		grandia?
i recognize this song

Bronn		yeah i was gonna say 4'33"

Zmey		no its 02 Fight With Plantbrain
original content do not steal

Bronn		this sounds vaguely familiar but not in any reasonable amount
BUGS
WHY
oh shit
is that an ahriman

Streak (GM)		Monsters have appeared!

Isabel		Already!?

Bronn		im coming for you

Zmey		who knows

Bronn		you one-eyed freak

Isabel		Oh jeeze, yep

Zmey		"This is gonna be a long five minutes."

Bronn		"Alright people, let's get killing!"

Streak (GM)		For simplicity

Sheena		"Why do I get the feeling these spikes won't be single-use like the last set?"

Orme		"Well, this is rather interesting! I assume we're going to be dislodging those orbs, hmm?"

Streak (GM)		all monsters will attack at the same time
that is, at 0

Sheena		thank u streak

Isabel		fair

Sheena

Bronn		good
is ok

Sheena		that was a heart
it's gone now
:(

Isabel		finally something slower than me

Bronn		is
wow

Zmey		( ( )

Bronn		less than signs just disappear
annoying

Sheena		this is ideal actually izzy can heal us right before we get clobbered

Bronn		yeah
that sounds nice
alright phoone

Streak (GM)		woopers i summoned one bite bug too many

Bronn		do some azure casting

Streak (GM)		top left one changed

Isabel		ideal would be healing you after you got hit
now I have to wait for you to get hurt

Streak (GM)		Right!! lets begin
Sheena!

Sheena		hmm

Isabel		that wormm is back

Bronn		well if this is like other fights

Sheena		"Alright. Let's get this started."

Bronn		i wont be touched

Isabel		"AUGH!! That worm is back!"

Bronn		"What, the smugapillar?"

Sheena		fucking AUGH
STOP PINGING ME
im TAKING MY TURN
lol

Bronn		"Oh I am coming for you so hard after I take out this ahriman, pal!"

Zmey		the greatest enemy

Streak (GM)		It can't hear you.

Zmey		people who cant irc

Streak (GM)		You have to shout louder.
IT's quite far.

Bronn shouts really loudly using the free action despite it not being his turn.

Bronn realizes this is very inconvenient.

Sheena		okay so
my move action
is gonna be lucubrate

Caterchipillar		";)"

Bronn		man i thought you said lubricate

Streak (GM)		Lubricate?

Bronn		i was so confused

Orme		everyone does

Zmey		"I can hear the guitar riffs. Does this flower bud drop a guitar?"

Isabel glares at the sugapiller

Sheena		on the uh
bite bugs

Isabel		"I will end you!"

Sheena
Sheena : Analysis (Lucubrate)
Class : Blue Mage

Orme		sugarpillar

Sheena		im screaming

Streak (GM)		can you remind me what this does

Isabel		"And you too, you stupid bugs!"

Sheena		why did it cut off

Bronn		man if plantbrain drops a guitar
i call it

Sheena		Lucubrate (Ex): The blue mage learns the general combat behaviors of creatures of that race, granting her allies a +1 competence bonus on attack rolls made against them. If the blue mage succeeds on her Knowledge check by 5 or more, then this bonus increases to +2. If the blue mage succeeds on her Knowledge check by 10 or more, then this bonus increases to +3. If the blue mage succeeds on her Knowledge check by 20 or more, then this bonus increases to +4.

Isabel		Dang it, I mispelled that
oh jeeze

Sheena		it's an attack roll bonus

Bronn		oh right

Sheena		essentially

Bronn		that one

Streak (GM)		Okay, make the check

Sheena		so i need a nature check, right

Streak (GM)		yep

Sheena
Sheena : Nature

Check		13
a 4
amazing

Bronn		a 4?
oh

Streak (GM)		What's the DC for this

Bronn		rolled

Sheena		let me find the DC

Bronn		isnt the dc just like

Streak (GM)		is it CR bases?
d

Bronn		10+HD or something

Sheena		DC 15 + the CR of the creature - 2.

Bronn		i forget
yeah you failed then

Sheena		so probably 14
assuming they're CR 1
so i failed by one

Streak (GM)		they're less, actually..
so its 13

Bronn		oh
wow
wait what are you doing this on
the bite bugs?

Sheena		bite bug
lol

Bronn		alright cool

Streak (GM)		everyone gets +1 to bite bugs

Sheena		well we all have +1 to hit them now

Orme		excellent

Bronn		good

Zmey		im gonna add even more

Isabel		great start to the battle

Bronn		might want that

Zmey		:}

Orme		flighty little buggers

Sheena		"The bite bugs' back wings are vulnerable! Strike them there!"

Bronn		and thats a move right

Sheena		"Case in point..."
yes it is

Isabel		+1 to murdering bite bugs, perfect
"Alright!"

Sheena		i'm gonna hit the one nearest me

Streak (GM)		Go for it!

Sheena
Sheena : Engulfing Winds
School Enfeebling/Elemental (Wind);
Level 1
Casting Time 1 standard action
Components 0
Range 30 ft.
Effects/Target 1 creature
Duration Instant
Saving Throw Fort halves
Spell Resistance Yes

Description		The target of this spell takes 13 points of wind damage and is inflicted with the Squalled status for 4 rounds. A successful Fortitude save reduces this damage by half and prevents the status effect from taking effect.

Learned From : Hobgoblin

Bronn		that was a really long track
is cool

Sheena		my fort dc is uh
15

Isabel		very nice roll

Bronn		how good can a dragonfly's fort possibly be

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20+ 3( 4 )+3 = 7

Bronn		yeah see

Isabel		pfft no

Streak (GM)		its dead anyway

Bronn		POOF

Isabel		"Yeah!"

Streak (GM)		Plantbrain's turn.

Isabel		"Great shot, Sheena!"

Bronn		oh dear

Plantbrain		"Screeee!"

Bronn		good thing we're all outside its attack radius right?????

Zmey		Plantbrain used Kill Everything
thats its melee radius

Bronn		yeah i know
is this going to be like

Plantbrain		It wildly swings its tentacles at your general direction, but it can't reach you.

Bronn		sandlord whatever
from ffta2

Sheena takes a little bow

Streak (GM)		Zmey's up.

Sheena		oh god

Zmey		emphasizing.. what if its like 9000 feet ranged attacks

Sheena		not that guy

Isabel		"Well, now we know how far it can reach"

Sheena		he sucked

Bronn		oh hey it doesnt actually do anything
yeah he was the worst

Zmey		what a nerd

Bronn		yowie i think

Sheena		yeah

Zmey		"Okay!. Let's create some harmony here."

Sheena		[bowser jr] yaoi

Bronn		"Well if it can't hit us, then focus on the bugs!"

Zmey
Zmey : Inspire Courage
Class : Dragon Herald
Standard action. Free action to maintain. +1 morale bonus to saving throws vs. charm and fear effects and a +1 competence bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls.

Orme		watch him unleash SolarBeam

Streak (GM)		One sec actually

Orme		on his turn

Streak (GM)		actually nvm
That's a song right

Zmey		yes

Bronn		wheee

Isabel		I would hate that for existing, love it if Sheena could learn it (solar beam)

Bronn		i like +1 to hits and damage

Streak (GM)		Sheena, roll perception.

Bronn		dangit

Sheena
Sheena : Perception

Check		17

Bronn		im gonna be outside the radius when i make my attack

Isabel		specifically sheena?

Zmey		and uh

Sheena		i want to learn solarbeam

Isabel		interesting

Sheena		but ill settle for razor leaf

Streak (GM)		You note, as Zmey plays her melody, a strange reverbing sound, coming from the north eastish.

Bronn		go for seed bomb

Sheena		"You guys hear that?"

Isabel		"Err, no, what?"

Streak (GM)		It's quite faint, so they can't.

Sheena		"There's some sort of sound... over in this corner here."

Bronn is too busy preparing to stab.

Sheena point

Zmey		ok i make sure that im wielding my bow

Orme		"apart from the plant's screeching, you mean?"

Zmey		then end my turn

Sheena		"Hm.

Isabel		mark it on the map

Sheena		that'll probably come up later."

Streak (GM)		Meruga and Orme!
the cool duo

Orme		right then
what are we doing about the orbs
what's the battle plan

Sheena		we probably have to feed them to him or something

Isabel		like, draw a mark or something

Sheena		wait until he opens his mouth for the breath attack

Zmey		we kil bugs then break orbs before they spawn more

Bronn		well
im gonna kill this ahriman

Sheena		i don't know close enough where it is to draw i think

Bronn		you and meruga should go deal with the green orb

Isabel		can we knock the orbs off?

Sheena		could be the orb or the spike or something in the corner

Streak (GM)		Bronn, I should note
that ahriman is 20ft in the air.

Bronn		well then

Sheena		he jump

Bronn		i uh
i'll have to do some math

Isabel		Jump up and drag it down

Bronn		excuse me

Streak (GM)		the pespective is
off
because of the wall
he is kind of pretty much above you
in reality
i wasn't sure how else to convey that in tiles

Bronn		ok
i think i can still potentially reach him
hes 36.05551275 feet away

Streak (GM)		Orme, i suggest you check another orb?

Bronn		i can get that if i roll really well

Streak (GM)		that green one looks pretty

Sheena		good estimate bronn

Orme		oh sorry forgot it was my turn

Sheena		yeah wreck that bite bug
you have +2 to hit and +1 to damage
that fuckers dead

Isabel		bite bug needs to die

Orme		"Meruga, take that bug!"
Meruga : Bite
Attack 16
Damage 7

Type		B/P/S
If hit successful, can choose to attempt Trip in addition to any damage. Does not provoke AOO. User is not tripped on fail.

Bronn		snap

Isabel		niiiice

Streak (GM)		Poof!
It's dead
Yum

Orme		"Good one girl!"

Streak (GM)		Meruga snaps the bug up in one bite.

Bronn		wow

Orme		now then, how do I run?

Bronn		they have such low hp

Sheena		"Don't eat that, Meru!"

Orme		sprint is full turn isn't it

Streak (GM)		Isn't that strange, Bronn?

Sheena		"You don't know whose blood that is!"

Isabel		"Well, its nice that I can see all this from down here"

Streak (GM)		Hes
Yes it is

Zmey		oh the magic lines match the orb colors

Streak (GM)		Orme

Zmey		i didnt even notic
e

Orme		so what's run?

Bronn		sprint is full round

Sheena		nice call golurk

Bronn		quadruple your speed
uh
i drew those lines
by the way

Isabel		clues
oh
well

Streak (GM)		run is sprint?

Orme		what I want to do is get to the orb and hit it

Bronn		them matching the orb colors was 100% an accident

Orme		but I am too slow normally

Bronn		well run and sprint are pretty much the same thing

orme		charge

Sheena		ohana means family

Bronn		you can move double your speed and still attack

Orme		right then

Streak (GM)		yeah, you can charge the orb

Bronn		also you get +2 to hit

Orme		I charge the orb!

Streak (GM)		as its a static object, you don't need to roll
Bink!

Isabel		sweet

Orme		ok

Bronn		so does it just

Orme		roll to hit?

Bronn		fall off

Streak (GM)		As you charge the orb, your weapon (which one is that btw) is reflected off ecompletely.
The orb didn't even budge...

Orme		oh yes longsword

Bronn		well thats unfortunate

Orme		"curses!"

Isabel		"What? Then what do we do...wait"

Sheena		"I suppose we can't just smash these, then."

Isabel		"The orbs before"

Streak (GM)		You noticed a shield-ish ripple as you smacked it.

Bronn		"Well, smack it harder!"

Isabel		"Didn't we use magic on them last time?"

Bronn		"Why do I have to do all the thinking around here..."

Orme		"some kind of.., Force...field?"

Bronn grumbles.

Moe		"Good thinking, Bronn!"

Zmey		2genresavvy4school

Moe		"You're the best at hitting hard, right?"

Bronn		"Damn straight, Moe!"

Orme		"We did Izzy! but we don't have that here!"

Streak (GM)		It';s your turn, Moe.

Bronn		"How's 'bout I show you how it's done!"

Isabel		"I have Earth magic"
"Borris has fire"

Bronn		alright uh
man this
this will probably not go well
oh
he got closer?

Streak (GM)		well
he's 20ft up
i just moved him because it makes more sense there

Bronn		ok then
thats a slightly easier check but not by much
Bronn : Athletics

Check		35
yes!

Isabel		Now that is a jump

Streak (GM)		Bronn has rocketted off into space.

Isabel		"Bronn! Master of jumping places"

Streak (GM)		We will never see him again...

Bronn launches himself into the air, aiming to impale the ahriman.

Bronn		now i just need to actually hit him
rolling d20+8 ( 2 )+8 = 10
or you know

Sheena		lol

Bronn		that could happen

Sheena		that's disappointing

Bronn		ok well regardless i guess im sticking to the wall?

Streak (GM)		As you launch upwards, you miss the Ahriman with your swing, and keep going upwards past it.

Orme		rocket right past him

Bronn		"WHOOPS SHIT"

Streak (GM)		And you cling to the leafy wall, I guess.

Bronn		"I'll just... stay here, then."

Sheena		"Uh oh..."

Bogrir		"Hmph! My turn!"

Sheena		"Careful of its tentacles, Boggy!"

Isabel		"Ummm...great job Bronn!"

Bogrir		Bogrir moves towards the Caterchipillar, slowly but surely.

Bronn		"Look I can only do so much with what I'm given."
seriously though im so surprised i made that jump

Streak (GM)		Isabel!

Isabel		already?

Streak (GM)		We gotta move quick here.

Isabel stands up

Zmey		back

Isabel		My options are limited

Streak (GM)		Gotta figure out these orbs!

Bronn		yeah

Isabel		Borris can move too, right?

Bronn		i mean

Streak (GM)		Do some investigating, perhaps.

Zmey		lets lick the orbs

Isabel		also, Spellcraft check?

Orme		spend a turn in intense cogitation
this is a goddamned puzzle boss

Bronn		until we go after not-plantera, we'll be moving pretty quick through these turns

Streak (GM)		Borris sticks with you, mostly.

Isabel		then he's here, I guess
Isabel : Spellcraft

Check		22

Streak (GM)		You can spellcraft check if you like, but what are you looking at?

Isabel		hell yes
The orbs

Streak (GM)		You have to go near one.

Bronn		pfff

Streak (GM)		Or take a general look
if you like

Bronn		just head over to wind orb
or earth orb

Isabel		There, I'm near one

Streak (GM)		but you won't get any specifics

Bronn		whichever green was

Isabel		ok, what do I learn?

Streak (GM)		You identify this as a wind orb, although it has some strange barrier on it.

Sheena		i love how we've just left bronn up there with the ahriman

Zmey		you learn that this orb is named Janice

Sheena		sort of decided that he'll take care of it

Zmey		and this orb likes long walks on the beach

Bronn		"Don't worry about me, I'm fine!"

Streak (GM)		It seems to be hardened by this spell.

Isabel		well...that doesn't tell me much

Bronn		"Just 25 feet in the air, loosely clinging to vines!"
"Totally ok!"

Zmey		ok who dispel here

Streak (GM)		Breaking through it will take an incredibly large attack.

Isabel		"Okay, its just a wind orb, but its got a barrier"

Bronn		hell yes
im gonna break me some orbs

Zmey		oh its DR probably

Streak (GM)		You note Orme is struggling from the recoil earlier.

Isabel		how so?

Orme still ringing slightly

Bronn		oh man DR

Streak (GM)		i dunno hes comically stumbling

Bronn		streak we're level 2

Orme		wobble off the platform

Bronn		is isabel done
if so then the monsters should get smacking

Isabel		"Um, you okay, Orme?"

Streak (GM)		I'd say so?

Isabel		Hang on, let me check my spells

Streak (GM)		She used her move
but not her standard

Orme		"I-i-i-i-mm-m-m fi-i-i-i-i-nnnnne, Izz-z-z-z-z-y-y-y-y-"

Isabel		I've got nothing useful at the moment

Bronn		hey its like me
in the shockwater

Streak (GM)		Then we'll move on, for now.

Sheena		he just charged and jumped on that orb
and then comically bounced off

Isabel		end turn

Streak (GM)		Monsters!! Oh my.

Bronn		boioioioioong

Streak (GM)		The caterchipillar will move towards you all.

Bronn		come at me ahriman, im ripped

Zmey		it looks like zmey's smell aura is driving everyone away
but i will always have moe

Sheena		:(

Bronn		go help out the crowd golurk

Isabel glares at the smugapillar

Bronn		im totally fine

Zmey		i keep touching my damn touchpad

Streak (GM)		It sprints towards the tree branch and clings to its vines.

Zmey		i should fix the driver before i accidentally close this window

Streak (GM)		It's about 10 ft in the air.

Zmey		sprintapillar

Orme		bets that they'll all respawn if we kill them all?

Sheena		i figured more will spawn regardless

Bronn		why is everything in the air
go away airbugs
is the ahriman gonna bite me

Caterchipillar		"Kekeke!! ;)"

Bronn		oh lord why does it keep winking

Zmey		rude!!
kill the sprintapillar

Bronn		streak help
will ahriman attack me

Streak (GM)		It will!

Bronn		alright!
come at me you nobody

Sheena		sexapillar

Streak (GM)		Rather shocked by your attack, the Ahriman gets mad at you.

Isabel smirks

Bronn		(that was an odyssey joke)
(im really reaching here)

Streak (GM)		He covers his eye with his wings, and you see his pupil glow a bright yellow.

Zmey		eyebeam!!

Bronn		"Well, I'm sure that's totally fine."

Streak (GM)		Then suddenly opens them, and eyebeam!!

Zmey		called it

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20+4( 10 )+4 = 14
whats your touch

Bronn		um

Zmey		soft and supple

Isabel		that has to hit touch

Bronn		dangit golurk
i was gonna make the joke

Isabel		also, eye beams?

Sheena		(!!!)
"SICK!"

Isabel		Can Sheena learn that?

Bronn		my touch is 12

Sheena		"oh fuck bronn"

Bronn		"OH GODS IT HURTS"

Streak (GM)		Sheena can, but is there a range limit?

Sheena		"BRONN CAN YOU DESCRIBE THIS EXPERIENCE TO ME"
visual range, i believe

Streak (GM)		okay, so roll nature

Bronn		i dont know what does it feel like

Isabel		pffft

Streak (GM)		its DC 17

Bronn		are we talking 3 damage or like 12

Streak (GM)		Bronn takes...

Sheena		nature really

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d6+2( 3 )+2 = 5

Sheena		what is it a magical beast?

Streak (GM)		5 damage
And has to roll Fort

Bronn		"IT FEELS LIKE A REALLY HOT OVEN"

Sheena
Sheena : Nature

Check		25
booyeah

Streak (GM)		It's Abberation
apaprently

Isabel		"Thats going to sting"

Streak (GM)		Sheena learns Umbral Gaze!

Isabel		oh no, Sheena learned it?
scary

Bronn		aw yis

Zmey		sheena turns into a cyclops

Streak (GM)		Roll Fort, Bronn

Sheena		"Coool."
steph

Zmey		you are banned

Bronn		oh come on
why saves

Sheena is banned

Bronn
Bronn : Fortitude
Save 19
good

Streak (GM)		Nice one
You could'be been blinded!

Zmey		forever

Streak (GM)		Sheena!

Sheena		lemme update sheet

Bronn		"IT ALSO FEELS KIND OF LIKE A GLAIVE TO THE EYES"

Isabel		Sheena has a new toy

Sheena		with eye lasers
ranged touch 1d6+2
yeah im
not gonna use that now

Streak (GM)		Sheena celebrates her new knowledge, and Bronn is offended because he just got shot.

Sheena		this is a Boss Fight you use the Good Spells

"Note to self		try EYE LASERS later."

Bronn		man though
it can blind people
blind is a really annoying status!

Streak (GM)		for 1d4 rounds

Sheena spins towards the beast in question

Streak (GM)		oh wait
im so forgetful

Sheena		"Bronn, would you like some help up there?"

Isabel		"Wait, Eye lasers?"

Sheena		or not apparenyly

Streak (GM)		the spikes have to summon more monsters!

Sheena		fucking
every round

Zmey		lol

Sheena		streak you FUCK

Bronn		"No, really, I'm totally fine, just missing most of my dignity and I think the leaves are blue now?"

Isabel		How do we win then?

Zmey		we can farm

Bronn		we have to break the orbs guys

Streak (GM)		there we go.

Sheena		oh is it just from the ones we already killed
this is fine

Zmey		when this battle finishes at round 355 we are level 20

Sheena		prime farm opportunity

Orme		I think we have to bite the bullet and enter the Horrible Rape Radius

Sheena		for the speedrunners

Streak (GM)		Go on, sheena.

Sheena		"Alright, look out..."
but first!

Bronn		no i dont want to go into the bad circle

Sheena		i'm gonna lucubrate again
oh god

Isabel		how much range do the laser have?

Sheena		wait streak there are 5 now

Bronn		also we cant get any exp from the bugs

Sheena		is there another one coming in where bronn is or

Streak (GM)		;0

Bronn		summoned monsters give no exp

Sheena		yes

Bronn		oh ffs

Sheena		there is
dammit

Bronn		why would you remind him

Streak (GM)		oh its just some silly bug

Zmey		not battle experience.. but we do get. friendship experience

Sheena		okay i'm gonna lucubrate the gross caterpillars

Streak (GM)		don't cry about it

Zmey		heart experience

Streak (GM)		:P

Bronn		"Oh come on!"

Sheena		because those were hard to hit last time

Isabel		so this happens every round then?

Bronn		"Fuck this, I'm stabbing the orb."

Orme		The caterpillars looove the lucubration

Sheena		"Alright, let's see..."

Isabel		yes, Lucrabate them

Streak (GM)		It would appear to be happening every round right now

Sheena
Sheena : Nature

Check		25
that's 10 over dc

Bronn		noice

Isabel		perfect

Sheena		so that's +2 to hit all gross caterpillars.

Streak (GM)		nice!!

Isabel		forever

Sheena		i can only use this ability 7 times a day
but i dont think we'll hit that limit lol

Bronn		no probably not

Sheena		seeing as ive used it like
once in the alst fight

Orme		don't jinx it!!

Sheena		so im not worrying about the limit too mcuh

Streak (GM)		hey, what did you use that one last time

Sheena eyes the creepy caterpillar

Bronn		she used it on the bite bugs

Sheena		"You're disgusting."

Isabel		the bite bug was the last target, I think

Sheena		bite bugs yes

Streak (GM)		hmm, okay

Sheena		it applies to the whole species, for the encouter

Streak (GM)		okay then

Zmey		its profiling

Sheena		"You're disgusting and your weak point is in between your disgusting little eyes."

Zmey		bad and wrong

Streak (GM)		shoot the head

Sheena		"Alright hold still Bronn."

Isabel		"Aim for the head, got it"

Bronn		"No really, so fine over here."

Caterchipillar		";.......)"

Sheena
Sheena : Engulfing Winds
School Enfeebling/Elemental (Wind);
Level 1
Casting Time 1 standard action
Components 0
Range 30 ft.
Effects/Target 1 creature
Duration Instant
Saving Throw Fort halves
Spell Resistance Yes

Description		The target of this spell takes 8 points of wind damage and is inflicted with the Squalled status for 3 rounds. A successful Fortitude save reduces this damage by half and prevents the status effect from taking effect.

Learned From : Hobgoblin

Zmey		aim for the horn

Bronn		"Just, vaguely reeling."

Sheena		hitting the ahriman
near bronn
to be clear
thats +1 damage from teh song
so 9

Streak (GM)		um

Bronn		you uh

Sheena		dc 15 halves

Streak (GM)		thats 50ft

Bronn		are out of range

Isabel		do you even have that range?

Sheena		oh am i

Zmey		oop

Bronn		and you already used your move

Isabel		kill a bite bug instead

Sheena		never mind bronn ur on ur own

Zmey		lol

Streak (GM)		hey can i make a suggestion

Sheena		retroactively ive been aiming at the bite bug

Bronn		"Didn't need the help!"

Isabel		don't let them overwhelm us

Zmey		bye bronn

Streak (GM)		ahrimans are cr 1/2
they aren't that strong, HP wise

Bronn		yeah i know
i just have to, you know, hit it

Orme		remember when they were bosses

Streak (GM)		might want to save the spells

Sheena		huh really

Bronn		yeah in this game ahrimans are like

Sheena		my non-spells are awful honestly

Bronn		the weakest in the bestiary

Sheena		anyway

Zmey		soon: Party: "Wow we sure beat that plant huh, did we forget anything?" Bronn: still hanging on that vine

Sheena		does that bite bug make a dc 15 fort save

Bronn calls out from the forest, still stuck twenty feet up

Sheena		bronn is good at jumping but not falling

Bronn		im pretty good at falling too
actually wait no
i dont get that until level 4 i think

Streak (GM)		The bug? are you hitting that

Bronn		yes the bite bug
just up and right of her

Streak (GM)		okay boom

Zmey		hit on the bug

Streak (GM)		dead

Sheena		yes
ded

Streak (GM)		As it splats with an audiable 'Scree', you hear that reverb again.

Sheena		"Man, what is that sound?"

Streak (GM)		have you got other actions

Sheena		non

Zmey		"Resonance..."

Plantbrain		"RREEEEE"
wiggle

Zmey		oh god dont say reeeeeee

Bronn		REEEEE

Zmey		pepe says reeeeeee

Streak (GM)		Zmey's turn.

Bronn		man i am so glad we're out of that range

Sheena		"God, it's worse than the caterpillars."
or gods

Bronn		i am not in the mood to also get slapped by leafacles

Sheena		however many they are

Zmey		"What will happen if I do this.."

Sheena		my boings

Zmey		then I will cast requiem
on the orb??

Bronn		i like that one sound in the track

Zmey		who knows

Streak (GM)		which one

Bronn		that sounds like a pokeball opening

Orme		grorb

Zmey		actually jk i will attack the bug

Sheena		plz kill gross bug; kthx
you have +2 to hit it

Zmey
Zmey : Requiem Dolor
School Non-Elemental;
Level 1
Casting Time 1 standard action
Components N/A
Range 30 ft.
Effects/Target One creature
Duration Concentration + Cha + 1
Saving Throw Fortitude half
Spell Resistance Yes
Description: Performance Check : 29 (DC 12)

Dies irae, dies illa, Solvet saeclum in favilla!


Foe Requiem		Each round, one creature within range of the bard suffers 10 non-elemental damage.

Sheena		yeah hes
hes fuckin dead

Zmey		fort save
dc 14

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20+5( 5 )+5 = 10

Sheena		he just
pops

Streak (GM)		yeowch

Sheena		like a water balloon

Zmey		the power of latin, baby

Streak (GM)		It's alive, though.

Bronn		that requiem

Sheena		what!!

Bronn		is so scary
what!

Sheena		why are they so BUFF

Bronn		how he do that

Streak (GM)		did you forget how tanky they were

Sheena		yes

Orme		no

Sheena		10 seems like a large amount of damage

Streak (GM)		Ormergua

Zmey		"Corpulent clown!"

Orme		that's our fusion name

Zmey		i end my turn

Streak (GM)		oh right sorry

Orme		(jk we can't do that cause imma fuggin tamer)

Streak (GM)		i didn't even ask

Bronn		yes
i remember the pillars being awful
and full of hp

Orme		well I'm not sure what to do here. there's clearly something afoot that we burly brawlers can't deal with
so the best recourse I can think of is to distract the monsters

Sheena		"Orme! Kill everything!"

Zmey		something to the right

Bronn		yeah im just gonna

Sheena		"These things will just keep coming at us!"

Bronn		try and smash this orb over here

Zmey		we need to investigate that, shut down the force fields, then break the orbs, then ???

Streak (GM)		Sounds like a plan.

Orme		yes but until the magic people work out how then we're stuck
so

Bronn		then profit
well
kill bugs, id say

Orme		I move to stab the grinning grub

Bronn		we dont want them ganging up on us
we could get overwhelmed very quickly

Streak (GM)		Remember what someone said about Green Orb

Orme
Orme : Longsword
Attack 23
Damage 9

Type		Slashing

Sheena		on his turn im gonna ask bogrir to help me check out the sound i heard if that's ok with you guys

Streak (GM)		somehting about DR

Orme		yah

Sheena		ooh
nice damn hit

Bronn		man

Sheena		that

Bronn		that was a hard hit

Sheena		that's like a 26
with our bonuses

Streak (GM)		Splat!

Sheena		10 damage too i think
ouchie

Bronn		good, one smugapillar down

Orme		"wow I.. didn't think that would happen"

Sheena		man are ahrimans just like
big zubats

Orme		yes

Bronn		basically

Sheena		i can't believe they're weak in this one

Bronn		its pretty weird!
im used more to the ffta ones

Orme		can meru reach this one here

Streak (GM)		The caterpillar is ripped open by the sword and falls to the ground.

Bronn		where they just roulette over and over

Sheena		i only played the ffs where they cast Doom and were scary
and roulette yeah

Streak (GM)		Meruga's turn.

Orme		oh wahtever

Bronn		bite!

Orme
Meruga : Bite
Attack 12
Damage 2

Type		B/P/S
If hit successful, can choose to attempt Trip in addition to any damage. Does not provoke AOO. User is not tripped on fail.

Zmey		i only know ahriman as the ultimate evil

Streak (GM)		Hey, crowd control is important, Orme.

Orme		buh

Bronn		oh right
ahriman in pathfinder is like
king of uh

Streak (GM)		Meruga misses the ahriman.

Bronn		something

Zmey		the divs

Bronn		yes

Ahriman		"Neehee!"

Bronn		oh boy i get to stab a thing now

Meruga		snarl

Streak (GM)		Brun

Sheena		isn't that at a +1
13 still probbaly misses actually

Bronn		ok so
is it possible
to hit the orb instead of the ahriman

Streak (GM)		Yes

Bronn		because im willing to tank some more damage

Sheena		bronn is holding onto a tree

Bronn		ok im gonna aim for that bloody orb then

Sheena		and is somehow
still swinging
hes just like
dangling by his legs
monstrously strong thighs
so built

Bronn		please oh RNGesus, help me

Sheena		from all the jumping, you know

Streak (GM)		If you want to attack the orb, roll damage.

Bronn		rolling d20+8( 4 )+8 = 12
no thats
oh right

Isabel		damage you silly

Streak (GM)		its not really moving

Sheena		roll damage

Bronn		i dont have to roll to hit

Isabel		the orb doesn't move

Bronn		good

Sheena		good thing too
apparently

Streak (GM)		Suddenly, the orb moves.
and flips you off

Sheena		(!!)

Zmey		rude!!!

Isabel		what?
such rude

Bronn		"TAKE THI- wait what"

Streak (GM)		not for real though

Bronn		good
rolling d10+7 ( 6 )+7 = 13
SMACK

Zmey		is that damage

Bronn		yes

Isabel		whack attack

Streak (GM)		The orb is shattered!

Bronn		its kinda low
oh well
ok

Isabel		YES!!

Zmey		kewl

Orme		"I heard that!!"

Bronn		thats like really poor damage for me, since it has none of the charge bonuses
"That's how it's done!"

Isabel		"What? The orb is down!"

Streak (GM)		maybe you should make a climb check now

Orme		"Thanks for the test, Bronn!"

Zmey		o h they have to be shattered in order???

Bronn		yeah i was gonna do that
what is my climb

Streak (GM)		i cant imagine attacking while climbing is easy

Bronn		wait
what is climb in consolidated

Zmey		ath

Sheena		zmey: i think they just have damage resistance

Orme		acrobatics

Sheena		on the shield

Orme		?

Bronn		athletics i hope
that would be great

Streak (GM)		atheltics

Sheena		rather than needing to be done in an order

Bronn		YES
Bronn : Athletics

Check		32

Zmey		k

Bronn		fuck you vine wall

Orme		bronn the monkey

Sheena		as i said

Bronn		i am on here so tight

Sheena		clinging to the wall by his ungodly thighs

Isabel		so tight that he can't fall off anymore

Bronn		im just like

Zmey		no its mandibles

Sheena		maybe jumping would be calves actually

Bronn		upside down, swinging from vine to vine

Streak (GM)		You could choose to fall, really.

Bronn		laughing at the mobs
yeah uh

Streak (GM)		do you even take fall damage

Bronn		would i take fall damage

Zmey		he is chomping on the plant but manages to talk still

Bronn		i do
until level 4

Streak (GM)		is 20ft that high

Orme		yes

Bronn		this would do 2d6 damage

Zmey		no

Streak (GM)		oh okay
you stay then

Orme		you have wings Zmey
it's not for you

Bronn		yeah i'll just
climb down later
actually wait i can move

Zmey		i can totally fly up and fall down and explode cant i

Streak (GM)		Bogrir's turn.

Zmey		neat

Streak (GM)		or not?

Bronn		eh i'll leave it

Orme		Hit & Away

Bronn		go ahead

Sheena		"Hey Boggy! Think you could help me out over here?"

Bogrir		"Eh?! I'm comin', lass."

Streak (GM)		whats he doin

Zmey
Zmey : Performance

Check		22
oops
i hate this touchpad

Sheena		"Thanks, man! I think more monsters are going to be coming out of this thing in a second and I want to look around."
i need a bodyguard because you all went the other direction

Isabel		sorry about that

Streak (GM)		Bogrir sprints to here.
next to the red orb.

Sheena		:D
yay

Streak (GM)		Isabel's turn

Sheena		im thinking the weird reverb was probably just echoes off the orb shield
but i want to look anyway

Isabel		ok

Streak (GM)		You're assuming all these orbs are the same, then?

Sheena		yes

Bronn		well now i wont

Sheena		i am assuming many things

Orme		is that your final answer

Bronn		bronn knows nothing of course

Sheena		like how this giant fucked up tree thing is evil

Bronn		he just knows how to smash

Sheena		because it has tentacles

Isabel		this orb has a shield

Streak (GM)		Bronn already gave you some answers, I'd say.

Sheena		nobody likes tentacles

Isabel		can I poke it as a free action, to make sure its still there?

Sheena		if you hit them they break
thx bronn

Orme		well actuallly they aren't
the red and green ones have different symbols

Isabel		I saw that
Don't know what that means

Bronn		see guys

Isabel		I'm guessing this is sheild

Bronn		i told you i am the magicest

Streak (GM)		Poke what?
Borris?

Sheena		the red ones vulnerable to magic clearly

Streak (GM)		He's stil lthere.

Sheena		thats why its making weird noises
when i cast spells

Isabel		poke the orb
to see if it still has a shield

Bogrir		"YOU WANT ME TO STAND HERE, LASS?"

Isabel		not so loud, boggy

Streak (GM)		That odd reverb sounds again.

Bogrir		"Argh, me ears!"

Sheena		"Ooh!"

Bronn		"Hey Boggy, try smashing! Smashing works!"

Isabel		look
can I Charm the Ahriman?

Bogrir		"Aye, if I can reach this pedestal... I swear the world's made for tall people."

Streak (GM)		You can charm if you want sure.

Isabel		I don't have anything else to do until I figure this orb out
ok
what the heck do I roll?

Orme		I dunno, maybe if we bought the skimpy leather armor before we came in...

Isabel
Isabel : Charm
School Enfeebling;
Level 1
Casting Time 1 standard action
Components N/A
Range [[(25 + (5 * floor(1 / 2)))]
Effects/Target One creature
Duration 1 round/level (D)
Saving Throw Will negates
Spell Resistance Yes

Description		The target of this spell receives the Charm status effect. The victim will follow the commands of the caster of the Charm spell until cured.

Sheena		make FRIENDS with the zubat

Isabel		there isn't a macro for this yet

Bronn		so its just a will save

Isabel		I think so

Bronn		and hopefully we can get some eyelasers on our side

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20+2( 20 )+2 = 22

Isabel		that's the plan

Streak (GM)		oof.

Isabel		oh shit

Bronn		well
that ahriman

Orme		the ahriman charms you

Zmey		whyyy

Bronn		REALLY doesnt like you

Streak (GM)		That's a save.

Isabel		"Dang it! work with me, you stupid bat!"

Ahriman		"?????"

Zmey		tfw a new wave spawns

Ahriman		",)"

Sheena		the ahriman falls madly in love with izzy

Borris		(Speaks in Abbysall)

Sheena		but he is only a summon

Borris		abysall

Sheena		it wasn't meant to be

Bronn		abyssal

Streak (GM)		That was either a wink or a blink.

Zmey		coolsteph voice Abyssal

Borris		thank you

Sheena		zmey is banned

Zmey is banned

Bronn		bad zmey
ok so

Borris		does Ahriman speak Abyssal?

Bronn		monsters?

Borris		Borris can

Ahriman		The ahriman speaks back.
I wonder what they're talking about.

Sheena		what did you say borris? [borris] i told him to go fuck himself

Orme		borris cries, his mother, insulted

Borris tries to convince the Ahriman that it doesn't need to fight

Zmey		everything in this room is rude

Streak (GM)		And he said 'yayy hello hi!!'

Orme		still a babby

Isabel has no idea what is being said

Bronn		man how unusual
are the monsters going to kill us now

Streak (GM)		Monsters!! then?

Bronn		come at me you nuts
i dare you to hit me again

Zmey		come at your nuts

Borris		Did my talking work?

Streak (GM)		The Caterchipillar climbs on the wall.

Bronn		no not the walls

Isabel		Dang it, how high?

Streak (GM)		I mean you spoke but it was just idle conversations.
That's 10ft

Isabel		noted

Streak (GM)		Left Ahriman...

Sheena		i love how we're mutilating these things and they're just sort of flying around having a good time

Streak (GM)		Takes a bite at Meruga
rolling 1d20 ( 17 ) = 17
I assume thats a hit?

Sheena		D:

Borris protests the biting

Orme		it is

Bronn		man
he doesnt even get a bonus to hit

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d4-1( 4 )-1 = 3

Bronn		poor eyebat

Streak (GM)		3 damage to Meruga! :[

Sheena		straight through the 2 temp hp
owie

Streak (GM)		The other one...bites at Bronn!

Bronn		how dare
oh right i do have 3 thp dont it
whoops

Meruga yelps in pain

Bronn		not anymore

Sheena		2 thp not 3

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20( 10 ) = 10
Woosh!

Bronn		thank goodness

Streak (GM)		Bite Bug!

Bronn		"Ha! Can't hit me anymore, can ya oh god"

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20+1( 17 )+1 = 18

Bronn		at least theyre not flanking me
sigh
alright bring it on

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d4-1( 3 )-1 = 2

Bronn		oh well
thats ok

Streak (GM)		Sheena!!

Bronn		"TEETH"

Sheena		no more mobs?

Streak (GM)		yes
im the worst

Bronn		oh well thats ok

Zmey		"HOpefully we can take care of the rest of the crystal balls."

Sheena		yes no more or yes there should be more
im confus

Bronn		"Come on guys, breaking balls is easy!"

Isabel		Bronn is going to be overun if they keep spawning

Sheena groans

Bronn		"Just take a good swing at them!"

Sheena		there they are
it's another Buals

Streak (GM)		But just the two, apparently.

Isabel		Not more of those things

Bronn		on the plus side

Sheena		okay i'm gonna uh

Bronn		it didnt spawn near me
so im ok

Sheena		lucubrate the ahrimans

Streak (GM)		thats nature

Sheena		hm
no
i think i'll move actually
i'm not in a great spot

Bronn		yeah
you should get closer to monsters

Sheena		i'm gonna carefully move over here
and try using my wind staff on the frorb
Sheena : Magic Missile (Wind Staff)
Attack 0
Damage 7
Melee Notes : Go for the eyes, boo!

Type		Magical
Ranged Touch Attack, Wind Element
>0
good thing i just watned damage
lol

Bronn		man
thats
impressive

Orme		the staff shorts out and explodes

Sheena		sheena is dead
entire half of body, gone
too windy

Isabel		knock the orb over, hopefully

Bronn		good thing we didnt need that damage

Sheena		no the damage is kinda

Streak (GM)		The windy blast hits the orb, but the damage is reflected off. There is a loud reverb, which everyone hears.

Sheena		the part we need
"OW my ears"

Isabel		"Agh! What was that!?"

Orme		"I _felt_ that one"

Bronn		"OW THE SoUNDS"

Streak (GM)		Its kind of like

Sheena		"I'm beginning to think this thing repels magic entirely."

Streak (GM)		when you put hte microphone up to the speaker

Orme		actual reverb

Zmey		"I hate this!"

Streak (GM)		but those things don't exist

Isabel		that has not been confirmed yet

Orme		well you have boggy ther
he can power attack
smash le hammer

Bogrir		"I think it's reacting to sounds!"

Bronn		"Good thing smashing works!"
maybe its a pols voice
quick shout into the mic you dont have

Orme		"sounds..."

Isabel		I actually have a mic

Orme		maybe zmey should go there

Isabel		its built into the labtop

Sheena		what was pols voice from
i forget

Orme		zelda

Plantbrain		"Scree, I guess."

Bronn		legend of zelda
and then the oracles games

Isabel		poor plantthing

Sheena		was it links awakening
oh the original and oracle
riiight

Bronn		yes awakening too

Orme		but only ages

Bronn		Scree, i guess

Zmey		wat do

Orme		I played through seasons and saw not a one

Isabel		what do we have that's loud?

Plantbrain		The plant brain whips it's tentacles towards Sheena, but can't reach her.

Zmey		oh plant first

Orme		Zmey sing at the red orb

Sheena		"Yipe!

Bronn		yeah you should

Zmey		what a nerd

Bronn		stay yout of range
out*

Streak (GM)		Go szjr
smzyr

Zmey		do we have a lucubrate on the bite bug

Isabel		I'm going to go eat dinner

Sheena		suzy jr

Isabel		BRB

Streak (GM)		yes +1

Sheena		bye hora

Bronn		szzsjsjzsjr

Sheena		we'll give you a recap when you get back

Isabel		if my turn comes and I'm not here, just have me use my Earth Rod on the Orb

Sheena		lol
kk

Bronn		zmey should uh
probably kill bugs

Sheena		yes the bugs are all jellied up

Bronn		id say

Sheena		move your aura towards bronn maybe
he needs help

Bronn		yay

Zmey		lol

Bronn		i mean that still doesnt reach me but yay
i appreciate the thought

Sheena		lol

Zmey		ok with my standard action i shoot the bug
with my gun
and with the free action i target the sphere with my requiem

Streak (GM)		As Zmey's singing gets closer to the orb, it begins to reverb more constantly.

Sheena		bANG
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Zmey		123go

Bronn		xD

Zmey
Zmey : Branch Bow
Attack 21
Damage 4

Type		Piercing
Ow! Splinter...

Streak (GM)		okay, attack the bug furst

Bronn		MY EARDRUMS

Zmey		+1+2

Streak (GM)		yeowch!!

Zmey		+1 damage

Sheena		zmey pulls out a fuckign handgun and shoots the bugs to death

Streak (GM)		The Bug is very slgihtly alive

Sheena		hardcore...........
more than 5 hp
preposterous

Streak (GM)		Your requium is focused on the orb...

Zmey		"Tch, I need to practice my aim."
Zmey : Requiem Dolor
School Non-Elemental;
Level 1
Casting Time 1 standard action
Components N/A
Range 30 ft.
Effects/Target One creature
Duration Concentration + Cha + 1
Saving Throw Fortitude half
Spell Resistance Yes
Description: Performance Check : 27 (DC 12)

Dies irae, dies illa, Solvet saeclum in favilla!


Foe Requiem		Each round, one creature within range of the bard suffers 5 non-elemental damage.
shit fuck

Bogrir		Bogrir covers his ears.

Bronn		sigh
literally minimal
these orbs, mang

Streak (GM)		The reverb intensifies, getting louder and louder.

Bronn		who even needs plantbrain, these orbs are the true final boss

Streak (GM)		Cracks appear in the orb.
Then after a few seconds

Zmey		"Alas, it ends with not a bang, but a whimper."

Streak (GM)		The orb shatters completely!

Zmey		"!"

Orme		a tinkle

Zmey		"It worked!?"

Streak (GM)		Bits of orb get in Sheena's hair.

Zmey		shards fly into sheena and bogrir

Bronn		oh dear

Zmey		killing them instantly

Sheena		"Ow!"

Streak (GM)		And Boggie's beard.

Orme		"excellent, now we need to work out what this green one needs..."

Zmey		love

Bronn		"How did you break that without smashing!?"

Sheena		"Careful where you point that... sound."

Bogrir		"Well, I guess it makes the beard look sparkly.

Bronn		i like how we're all just

Zmey		"Two more."

Bogrir		"Not sure I'm fond of it, though..." dust dust

Zmey		(end turn(

Orme		HOW'S IT HANGIN' BRONNY

Bronn		conveniently ignoring the water orb

Streak (GM)		Meruges!!

Bronn		oh im
just doing so fine
if they hit me much harder i can just limit break though
and then they will be in serious trouble

Orme		"hold on Meru, I'm comin' to save ya!"

Streak (GM)		The Green orb takes out its knife, and backstabs you!

Orme		KUHH
"!"

Streak (GM)		But not really.

Orme
Orme : Longsword
Attack 22
Damage 6

Type		Slashing

Streak (GM)		Only in the bizzare alternate universe.

Zmey		many hallucinations

Bronn		man that would be scary

Orme		kill dat motherfukr

Bronn		the orbs become sentient
they are truly the boss

Streak (GM)		Tiny orb takes out its tiny concealed knife...

Zmey		adorable

Sheena		that orb is a spy
sporb

Zmey		torberry

Bronn		NO

Streak (GM)		The slash strikes the Ahriman in its eyes.

Zmey		tiny orb

Bronn		there is NOT a tonberry

Streak (GM)		It's been grounded by your attack.

Orme		oh!
what does this mean

Streak (GM)		(meaning it can't move very quick now.)

Bronn		well thats handy

Zmey		ur grounded

Bronn		have meruga eat it

Orme		I intend to!
Meruga : Bite
Attack 22
Damage 6

Type		B/P/S
If hit successful, can choose to attempt Trip in addition to any damage. Does not provoke AOO. User is not tripped on fail.
chomp

Bronn		man
you are rolling very well mopp

Orme		thank you

Bronn		stop taking all my luck

Sheena		ahriman gets stabbed in the face and gets grounded

Orme		never

Bronn		i still believe
that i will never roll well again

Streak (GM)		Meruga snaps at the Ahriman as its knocked down by your attack, and catches it in her massive jaws.

Bronn		after getting like three nat 20s in session 2

Streak (GM)		dead!!

Bronn		thank goodness
now heres the question

Streak (GM)		Brónn

Meruga ponders the taste

Bronn		do i stab a monster
or run away

Zmey		go super saiyan

Bronn		man i wish

Zmey		we believe in you~

Bronn		that would be handy

Streak (GM)		Might be hard to run, you'd provoke AoOs
But they aren't even that strong.

Bronn		yeah

Zmey		convince them that you have turned evil and plan to betray the party

Bronn		thats what i'd be counting on
my diplomacy is awful

Zmey		then stab them with your tiny knife

Bite Bug		i aint buyin it bub

Bronn		see id like to make a run for the blue orb

Zmey		withdraw action!

Ahriman		i dunno he seems trsutworthy
i like his ponytail

Bronn		oh yeah withdraw

Bite Bug		i dont

Bronn		does that give me one move?

Zmey		hide in your shell

Bronn		or two i forget
i think its just one

Zmey		http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/combat#TOC-Withdraw

Ahriman		i cant grow a ponytail...

Bite Bug		ugh

Bronn		ok so

Ahriman		oh!! ill kill him and take it

Bronn		i can withdraw and not get attacked by the ahriman

Ahriman		yes!! a good idea

Bronn		but i still get hit by the bite bug
i'm fine with that
off i go!

Zmey		he can jump hella high

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20+1( 16 )+1 = 17

Bronn		nuts
alright bite bug, come at me

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d4-1( 3 )-1 = 2

Zmey		drive-by biting

Streak (GM)		Do you still move?
when you get hit

Bronn		no i dont
i stop when i get hit
which would be here

Streak (GM)		You should make a check to not fall

Zmey		really

Bronn		yeah

Zmey		sad

Bronn		aoo's prevent movement if they hit
Bronn : Athletics

Check		27
i think im ok

Streak (GM)		you remain gripped to the wall

Sheena		:[

Bronn		good!
next turn i can escape for sure
kill that bite bug, boggy

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20+8( 10 )+8 = 18
rolling 1d8+4 ( 2 )+4 = 6

Bronn		good kill the bug
or
yeah that too

Streak (GM)		Bogrir splats the bug!

Bronn		"Why is everybody else doing so much better than me!"

Streak (GM)		Isabel!
Is hora back yet

Bronn		no
he said to just use the earth rod
smack the air orb

Sheena		smuck
Streak (GM):
Isabel : Earth Rod
Attack 14
Damage 6

Type		Magical
Ranged Touch Attack, Earth Element

Sheena		pow

Bronn		also
magic damage goes through DR

Streak (GM)		The earth magic simply bounces off the orb.

Bronn		unless it says otherwise sure

Streak (GM)		does it

Bronn		yeah
thats kind of the point of magic

Meruga		it's literally a clod of earth being thrown at the thing of course it wouldn't work

Streak (GM)		i wasn't really planning for that

Bronn		it bypasses all DR

Streak (GM)		but
sure why not

Bronn		its resisted by SR instead

Orme		meruga has her say

Streak (GM)		The orb is cracked slightly by the rock you threw at it.

Bronn		i mean you can make DR apply to it if youd like
you're the GM, do whatever you wish
but either way

Streak (GM)		It's cool this way

Bronn		i think im in for some serious hurting now

Streak (GM)		Monsters!!

Orme		here comes the minoboss

Bronn		man not the triplebat
he was so rude!

Streak (GM)		Buel moves here, into the plantbrain's range

Bronn		oh dear

Orme		gonna sit there in the HRR and snipe in't he

Bronn		i dont like where this is going

Streak (GM)		The caterpillar continues crawling along the wall here.

Zmey		dr format is dr (value)/(thing that ignores it)

Streak (GM)		Bite Bug goes for a second helping.
rolling 1d20+1 ( 16 )+1 = 17

Bronn		yes but spells go by all DR
oh come on!

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d4-1( 2 )-1 = 1

Bronn		stupid rolling well bugs

Sheena		man that bugs got amazing aim

Bronn		come on ahriman, hit me
i dare you
yeah thats right

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20( 5 ) = 5

Bronn		well then
hes not nearly as confident in himself

Ahriman		geez don't wanna damage the goods!

Bronn		"Why won't these monsters GO AWAY"
so
is that all
wait
NO
NOT A SMUGAPILLAR

Bronn		oh lord guys i may need some serious assistance
nevermind he relocated

Streak (GM)		not there of course
there's no orb left

Bronn		yeah i was worried
well then
sheena you should

Sheena		a second buel
oh god

Bronn		probably go bumrush blue orb

Streak (GM)		Two more monsters appear!

Zmey		let us converge

Streak (GM)		Sheena!!

Bronn		isabel and orme can probably deal with the green orb
zmey, go help them out

Sheena		"Let's pull back and regroup!"
i'm gonna head back towards bronn

Bronn		alright
then we should make a push for the blue orb
"Alright, but we need to move forward at some point!"

Sheena		and i'm gonna use my little pew pew staff on the buggaboo

Bogrir		"There's a lot of tough lookin' beasts over near Orme and Izzy!"
"Looks like more are comin' too!"

Sheena		"Let's finish off the oones on this side, then sweep back the other way."
Sheena : Magic Missile (Wind Staff)
Attack 5
Damage 6
Melee Notes : Go for the eyes, boo!

Type		Magical
Ranged Touch Attack, Wind Element
nuts
that's not gonna hit no matter how many plusses i have

Bronn		yeah no
alright how about

Streak (GM)		You blow some dust into the Ahriman's eye

Sheena is too busy talking to aim!!

Bronn		i break these guys

Ahriman		aw ya jerk

Bronn		with some assistance
then we move up

Plantbrain		"SCREEE."

Bronn		"Orme and Isabel, you need to take out that green orb quick!"
"Sheena and Boggy and I will try and deal with the blue orb!"

Plantbrain		The plantbrain suddenly smacks the Buel in its range.

Bronn		er

Plantbrain		It is propelled forward.

Sheena		(!!)

Bronn		oh no why

Zmey		strategy!!

Plantbrain		It looks like it didn't like that, though.

Sheena		"Take that thing down, ASAP!"

Bronn		"Oh come on, why!"

Plantbrain		But it can go fuck itself. I'm the boss.

Streak (GM)		Zmey's turn.

Bronn		"Sheena and Bogrir, take out the batrio! I'll deal with these little things!"

Zmey		hnggg

Isabel		nnnnn I'm back

Bogrir		"I think they're called 'Buers'!"

Isabel		where are we?

Bronn		we are
in trouble
maybe

Zmey		i use both remaining actions to attack the buel

Sheena		"BEARS?"

Bronn		"Oh gods, bears are even worse than bats!"

Bogrir		"Aye!!"

Zmey		oh man im running out of performance turns

Sheena		well we broke 2 orbs and damaged the green one a little

Bogrir		"(ithink)"

Zmey
Zmey : Branch Bow
Attack 13
Damage 4

Type		Piercing
Ow! Splinter...

Sheena		which has slowed the monster spawns
but the ones spawning now are tougher

Zmey		does that hit?
+1 +1

Bogrir		It does!
aye.

Bronn		thank you bog

Zmey		thank you bog

Isabel		do we have Lubracate on the Buel?

Streak (GM)		aye it does

Bronn		no
just on the bite bugs and smugapillars

Isabel		ok

Zmey		"I apologize in advance, Sheena."
Zmey : Requiem Dolor
School Non-Elemental;
Level 1
Casting Time 1 standard action
Components N/A
Range 30 ft.
Effects/Target One creature
Duration Concentration + Cha + 1
Saving Throw Fortitude half
Spell Resistance Yes
Description: Performance Check : 25 (DC 12)

Dies irae, dies illa, Solvet saeclum in favilla!


Foe Requiem		Each round, one creature within range of the bard suffers 10 non-elemental damage.

Isabel		10!?
yeesh

Zmey		sick guitar riffs

Bronn		zmey just does a bit of shredding
the skin off
of the monster

Isabel		what have we tried on the green orb?

Streak (GM)		AS the Buel is propelled towards you, you shoot it out of the air, then scream at it.

Bronn		your staff
it cracked it a bit

Streak (GM)		Your Sick Combo ends its life.

Orme		magic seems to be the way

Bronn		poor bear

Isabel		My STAFF
NO!!

Orme		the ORB

Streak (GM)		you misunderstood

Isabel		oh

Orme		not the STAFF

Isabel		phew
ok, so more magic?

Orme		yass

Streak (GM)		brb guys

Orme		light perhaps

Isabel		Probably

Orme		or go with rod w/e

Isabel		its stronger
Rod doesn't cost mana, though

Orme		we will need heals for the actual boss

Isabel		so that'd be better

Bronn		yeah once we
actually get to the plantbrain
also im almost at half hp
just from these nuggets

Isabel		I'm thinking of Charming a Buel to help

Bronn		well

Isabel		but that'd waste time

Bronn		that may help yes but
more damage
is more good

Orme		yes just hurt the orb the orbs summon the monsters

Isabel		If that Buel survives somehow, I'll cham it later
charm

Bronn		good
orme are you gonna try breaking the orb
or just go for the buer

Orme		gonna get the buer
but first
meru's gonna poison gas the buar and the grub

Isabel		the blue orb will need ranged, by the looks of it

Orme		I thinm she can hit?

Sheena		ooh

Orme		30 foot cone

Isabel		Should be able too
we just need Streak

Streak (GM)		Go ahead.

Isabel		to make if official
oh hai

Orme		righto

Streak (GM)		what are you doing?

Isabel		Poison Breath

Streak (GM)		that sounded ruder than i meant it to

Orme		Meruga is gonna breathe poison at the buar and the cater

Isabel		Is it Buer or Buel?

Streak (GM)		ohh nice
its Buel.

Orme		Buer in real life

Streak (GM)		bogrir is a fool

Isabel		Ok

Orme		buel in game

Streak (GM)		yes real buels, which are real, are called buers

Zmey		we dont wanna get sued

Orme		ok so poison is (DC 10+ConMod+1/2 Level)
not sure whose level

Streak (GM)		and what does that add up to

Orme		or conmod

Streak (GM)		well, merguas

Orme		this is the fort save

Streak (GM)		and you are the same level anwyay
whats merugas fort

Orme		"Each creature in the area must succeed in a Fortitude save (DC 10+ConMod+1/2 Level) or suffer the effects of the poison. Failing the save results in 1d6 points of non-elemental damage per round for 1 round per user level"

Bronn		yeah thats merugas level

Isabel		2 rounds of poison, cool

Bronn		which should be 10+CON+1

Streak (GM)		so 13

Orme		meru's fort is 10

Streak (GM)		eh
are you misunderstanding here

Orme		I think I am yes

Streak (GM)		its the monsters that make the save

Sheena		monsters make a fort save
not meru

Bronn		you dont make fort saves

Sheena		ye

Bronn		the bugs do

Orme		they do

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20+5( 17 )+5 = 22

Sheena		wow

Streak (GM)		cater saves

Sheena		they do

Bronn		that one passes

Orme		so why did you ask for my fortitude

Sheena		jesus

Bronn		by a long shot

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20+1( 7 )+1 = 8

Sheena		good question mopp

Bronn		i dont know why streak asked for that

Sheena		streak why did you ask for merugas fort

Streak (GM)		Buel doesn't

Bronn		hey neat the buer fails

Streak (GM)		did i

Sheena		meruga builds an actual fort

Streak (GM)		its like 3am

Sheena		Dog Castle

Streak (GM)		shh

Orme		that's what I wanted to happen
good
stuff the grub

Sheena		buer falls
scenic

Zmey		kek kaku

Orme		now then, I move arounf here and cut it up

Isabel holds her nose

Orme
Orme : Longsword
Attack 11
Damage 9

Type		Slashing
wah

Isabel		"Phew! That really reeks, Meruga. Good job"

Streak (GM)		Missed
You can still smell the stink Mergua made.

Orme		coughed out of the way

Bronn		alright then uh

Streak (GM)		But you're used to it.

Bronn		i guess i should try stabbing this bug
before he continues harassing me

Orme		"that ahriman didn't do you any favours girl, egh"

Bronn		rolling d20+7( 6 )+7 = 13

Isabel		hmmm

Bronn		alright you know what

Isabel		Isn't that also +1 from something?

Streak (GM)		Roll damage

Isabel		a song, I think

Bronn		yay damage
rolling d10+7 ( 7 )+7 = 14
SMACK

Isabel		moider the bugs

Sheena		+1 damage

Streak (GM)		+1 from the lube

Sheena		+2 to to hit
you hit it and it dies

Isabel		welp, thats dead

Bronn		thats including the +1 damage

Streak (GM)		Bugs splatted.

Zmey		why does roll20 scroll to the side...
why this

Bronn		"Finally, got one of them off my back."

Sheena		oh
well still dead

Bronn		"Now if only I could get away!"

Ahriman		aw geez!!

Bronn		man i wish i had cleave

Bite Bug		finally

Bronn		couldve smacked the ahriman too

Bite Bug		freedom

Bronn		alright uh
do i want to move or not
im gonna go with no

Isabel		the average day of the mook

Bronn		bog's turn

Isabel		How are we getting that blue orb?

Bronn		luck
also, im gonna stab it
i might want a heal before i do that though

Isabel		this orb doesn't seem to have anything special on it
the blue one

Orme		watch the blorb teleport around the empty pedestals

Isabel		we'd just need range, I think

Orme		after we deal with grorb

Zmey		dont give him any ideas1!!!

Streak (GM)		Bognic the Dwarfhog sprints over here.

Orme		getting a lot of exercise

Streak (GM)		Isabels go

Isabel		yay

Orme		shoot the moon!!

Isabel		"Once more!"

Isabel fires her Earth Rod at the orb once more

Isabel
Isabel : Earth Rod
Attack 20
Crit Confirm 13
Damage 5
Crit Damage +7

Type		Magical
Ranged Touch Attack, Earth Element

Bronn		i feel kind of bad for dwarves

Isabel		CRIIIIIT

Bronn		they spend like 2/3 of the fight just getting around
oh geez

Sheena		crit confirmd

Streak (GM)		The orb explodes!

Sheena		you cant crit an orb sadly

Isabel		I just did

Orme		sez you

Bronn		the orb disagrees

Sheena		no attack roll
just damage

Isabel		"Yehahahaha!!1"

Sheena		...okay

Bronn		yeah :P
might as well, really

Orme		"at last!"

Bronn		no reason not to at this point

Isabel		"Now for the blue one!"
I can still move!
Don't count me out yet

Bronn		"Alright, now someone needs to move up quickly!"

Streak (GM)		Monsters!!

Bronn		"Before all the monsters overwhelm us!"

Orme		don't
move

Streak (GM)		Buel takes poison damage

Isabel		don't move?

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d6( 6 ) = 6

Isabel		wait!
or not
fine
I'll just sit here

Orme		yeah cause a horrible thing is gonna be popping in there
and you don't want to be caught in the open

Streak (GM)		And begins to spin its hands, turning towards Orme

Bronn		yeah you should probably just

Orme		lil' squshy mage

Bronn		stay away for now

Isabel		I am the best squishy mage

Sheena		did you just skip izzy's entire turn

Orme		hands...?

Streak (GM)		The hands glow, and it Tri-casts!

Sheena		no
just the move action i mean

Isabel		and not that squishy, I have some CON

Bronn		no
she crushed the orb

Sheena		streak am i close enough to be "observing" that attack

Streak (GM)		what's your touch
orme

Bronn		i think the pillar would block your vision

Orme		oh me

Sheena		i think so too

Orme		10

Isabel		Oh...that spell

Bronn		also streak already said you can learn tri-cast

Sheena		but it's also flying

Bronn		did you miss that from the beginning

Sheena		no this is the first time they've used it this fight

Isabel		Sheena should be able to see that

Bronn		huh

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20+3( 2 )+3 = 5

Sheena		and i have to be close enough to see it

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20+3( 19 )+3 = 22
rolling 1d20+3 ( 13 )+3 = 16

Bronn		i thought streak made some mention of that
geez

Isabel		two hits

Streak (GM)		Okay, so Thunder and Blizzard hit

Bronn		alright calm down batrio

Orme		so the last two hit

Isabel		not good

Sheena		i looked it up it just says 'when teh blue mage observes the ability being used'

Isabel		can you see around Zmey?

Orme		no her ass 2 fat

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d6( 3 ) = 3
rolling 1d6 ( 4 ) = 4
7 damage

Isabel		7, ouch

Streak (GM)		from lightning and ice

Bronn		yikes

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d2( 1 ) = 1

Bronn		that would be a nasty hit on me

Sheena		yeah uh streak im gonna assume im not close enough to try and learn that

Orme		"EYAAAARGHH"

Streak (GM)		make a fort save

Isabel		We don't have elemental weaknesses, I don't think

Bronn		yeah none of us do
YET

Orme
Orme : Fortitude
Save 14

Streak (GM)		You can see the action taking place, i'd say.

Isabel		ooooh

Sheena		we're more likely to gain resistances than weaknesses

Isabel		LEARN IT!!

Sheena		oh sick

Isabel		Learn the MAAAAGIC

Sheena
Sheena : Spellcraft

Check		24
sick

Isabel		Yeah

Streak (GM)		Okay, Orme saves

Bronn		noice

Streak (GM)		and Sheena learns Tri Cast

Bronn		man that is terrifying

Sheena		snapchats orb

Bronn		casting fire/blizzard/thunder in one turn

Sheena		sick

Isabel		Give her all the spells

Orme		"well, that was slightly unpleasant"

Isabel		that has to really suck up Mana, though

Bronn		"I saw lots of sparks, is everything ok?"
well i mean
i assume its like

Streak (GM)		It's only 2mp

Isabel		"Orme!? Are you alright?"
2!?

Bronn		yeah a 2nd level spell

Isabel		For three spells

Bronn		so it uses 2 mp

Isabel		thats a bargain

Streak (GM)		however the spells don't get boosted by a casting modifer

Orme		"ah bit frozen, a bit charred, otherwise hunky-dory!"

Streak (GM)		so each spell isn't as strong as a normal one

Isabel		stil

Sheena		"Sick."

Isabel		more chance to abuse elemental weakness

Bronn		i was wondering whether or not she had just obsoleted black mages

Isabel		A bite bug

Streak (GM)		Seems like the last orb is going for it.

Isabel		Black mages have their own quirks

Sheena		"I don't even think I'm strong enough to do that yet but I'll remember!"

Orme		did the cater not do anything

Streak (GM)		2 bugs!
one sec

Isabel		Oh, sorry...2 bite bugs

Bronn		oh no, bugs!

Zmey		"Oh no. Bugs."

Bronn		orme: shhh

Sheena		yeah i cant cast level 2 spells yet lmao

Streak (GM)		The top bug moves here

Isabel		I'm not too worried about mana. I have 7 Holy Bursts for healing

Streak (GM)		The bottom bug...

Isabel		maybe 6, if I used any today

Sheena		streak: tricast isn't in the spell list on ffd20
can you send me The Shit after we finish

Streak (GM)		i will do so

Sheena		thank

Streak (GM)		The bottom bug begins to run down from the wall, twoards meruga

Bronn		oh dear

Streak (GM)		As it does so, though, it flails it's arms
and runs just past her, attempting to slap her on the way

Isabel		wut?

Sheena		D:

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20+4( 16 )+4 = 20

Isabel		welp

Sheena		the slaps are real

Isabel		and right back up the wall

Streak (GM)		It slaps her, and continues its mad scuffle back up the wall.

Bronn		what kind of bug is that

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d6+4( 4 )+4 = 8

Zmey		everything

Orme		a sassy one

Zmey		rude

Orme		ouch!

Isabel		Oh crap!

Zmey		they must all die

Isabel		8!?

Sheena		D:

Streak (GM)		and one more monster

Ahriman		its me
rolling 1d20+0 ( 3 )+0 = 3
momma said im good

Bronn		wow
nice job there boy

Streak (GM)		Sneenas turn

Bronn		"Man, you aren't even trying anymore, are you eyebat."

Ahriman		hey maybe i just like you is all
"o("

Sheena		:)

Orme		streak do the buars fly high enough to move under

Sheena		friend

Bronn		i will keep him
and he will be my squishy

Streak (GM)		Moving through an enemy provokes AoO I think.

Orme		oh

Sheena		yeah i cant move close enough to hit any of those guys really

Bronn		well you cant move through enemies at all
you can go over them of course

Orme		solid air

Bronn		or under

Sheena		so im gonna shoot my lil staff at this one
Sheena : Magic Missile (Wind Staff)
Attack 4
Damage 8
Melee Notes : Go for the eyes, boo!

Type		Magical
Ranged Touch Attack, Wind Element
god
does this thing EVER hit

Bronn		you know
maybe we should just
leave the plantbrain here

Streak (GM)		You blow some Dire Dust into Bronn's eyes.

Isabel		eye beams?

Orme		you need to buy some iron sights and stick 'em on the end

Bronn		surely he isnt doing anything THAT bad

Zmey		yeah lets go home

Streak (GM)		its so dire

Bronn		"Oh for the love of Tiamat, why would you do that!"

Sheena		"Rrr... Bronn, you finish this one."

Streak (GM)		he literally sucked that trorb dry

Isabel		"Pffftahahaha!"

Orme		yeah after we deal with blorb I call for break

Streak (GM)		thats probably bad

Sheena		im leaving
over this direction

Bronn		pffft

Sheena		thats all

Bronn		bye i guess

Isabel		"Hey Sheena, we have one more orb"

Plantbrain		"I don't pay my taxes." see look he's totally evil

Isabel		"Come help me deal with the blue one"

Sheena		streak you werent kidding about how long this damn thing will take
lol

Plantbrain		don't leave

Sheena		"I'm coming!"

Streak (GM)		zmey

Zmey		what do

Sheena		"Bloody miles away from you guys..."

Isabel		the main boss hasn't even hit us yet

Bronn		i was kidding anyway
no, not the bloody miles
we havent even prototyped anything
zmey go uh
go requiem the caterpillar
i am sick of that smug face

Zmey		fug ok
that one?

Isabel		yeah, I'll need you up there anyways

Bronn		"Look, I can deal with this ahriman, you guys need to take out the other bugs!"
yes that one

Isabel		Escort the mages

Bronn		correct

Zmey		is that in range
nope

Isabel		can you not move anymore than that?

Zmey		where was i before

Isabel		next to...moe?
up and to the left of moe
I think
you can move one more, I think

Zmey		i wasnt there

Isabel		nevermind then

Bronn		i dont remember really

Isabel		It was too long ago

Zmey		where is the move history

Bronn		either way youre probably not quite in range

Zmey		i can take another move action
but i wont be able to bow

Bronn		:P

Isabel		wait, then

Zmey		can i do that, streak

Isabel		or move again
we have to get to the orb

Streak (GM)		er
sure

Zmey		i can still requiem

Streak (GM)		yes

Zmey		there

Isabel		move and requiem?

Zmey		its a free action :D

Bronn		go ahead

Isabel		yay

Bronn		kill the pillar

Zmey
Zmey : Requiem Dolor
School Non-Elemental;
Level 1
Casting Time 1 standard action
Components N/A
Range 30 ft.
Effects/Target One creature
Duration Concentration + Cha + 1
Saving Throw Fortitude half
Spell Resistance Yes
Description: Performance Check : 27 (DC 12)

Dies irae, dies illa, Solvet saeclum in favilla!


Foe Requiem		Each round, one creature within range of the bard suffers 9 non-elemental damage.

Bronn		well that

Sheena		gah

Bronn		probably isnt an ohko
but it should hurt

Streak (GM)		Owch!

Zmey		"Huff huff, it's tiring moving around so much!"

Bronn		alright then

Zmey		end turn

Bronn		is mopp still awake

Isabel		"Keep at it! We almost got this!"

Orme		yah
I just

Isabel		Moooop

Bronn		do it then

Streak (GM)		do the thing

Bronn		kill the batrio

Orme		can't banter

Isabel		don't leave us yet

Sheena		I'M falling asleep
lol

Orme		gonna try

Isabel		We gotta kill this boss this session

Bronn		er

Streak (GM)		don't worry

Bronn		well maybe yes

Streak (GM)		just focus on hte last orb

Bronn		i believe in our luck

Isabel		otherwise we'll be stuck dealing with it next round

Orme		"Don't let that grub get to you Meru, we need you over here"

Bronn		yeah!
kill the caster

Isabel		kill the Buel!
I have Holy Burst to heal you guys

Orme
Meruga : Bite
Attack 21
Damage 5

Type		B/P/S
If hit successful, can choose to attempt Trip in addition to any damage. Does not provoke AOO. User is not tripped on fail.
oof

Isabel		yeah

Orme		is this also flanking

Isabel		is that kill?

Streak (GM)		It takes a hit, but it's still up.

Isabel		I don't think flanking maters
Dang it, does Holy Burst heal EVERYTHING in the area?
I don't want to heal that Buel

Orme
Orme : Longsword
Attack 22
Damage 5

Type		Slashing
that's better

Isabel		welp

Streak (GM)		No, just allies

Isabel		good

Bronn		man

Orme		combo attack

Streak (GM)		More damage, bu it isn't down yet.

Bronn		orme is the damage powerhouse this session

Orme		whaat

Isabel		what the hell

Bronn		its a miniboss!

Isabel		even after the poison damage?

Bronn		do you guys not remember how annoying it was last time

Isabel		oh yeah...

Orme		the other one went down in a flash!

Bronn		well uh
that was mostly me
if i remember

Sheena		i think plantera there hurt it

Orme		oh ok

Sheena		with that slap

Streak (GM)		it did
quite badly

Bronn		oh right its my turn

Streak (GM)		dumb ol plant

Isabel		Go Bronn, go

Bronn		i kind of want to just make a rush for the blue orb
but i also dont want to risk this bugger hitting me again

Orme		do it man

Streak (GM)		I encourage this

Bronn		alright then
im making a full round move
which is uh
far

Isabel		-subtle hints-

Bronn		there
i am here now

Isabel		AoO

Bronn		yeah

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20( 1 ) = 1

Isabel		pfft

Bronn		pffff
alright i am ok with that

Isabel		just not his day

Ahriman		im not feeling up to it

Orme		this poor ahri, man

Bronn		"Try again later, ya eyebat!"

Ahriman		think im gonna leave actually

Bronn		xD

Isabel		they don't pay enough for this

Sheena		:(

Bronn		(whelp bye)

Orme		aww

Ahriman		ahriman has left to have its own adventures

Zmey		how did he run so fsat

Bronn		alright uh
boggy

Zmey		i was on another tab

Bronn		assist
me?

Ahriman		and to try and grow a ponytail

Orme		we will meet him later

Bronn		full round movement

Ahriman		someday.....

Bronn		quadruple speed

Orme		in the final boss's antechamber

Zmey		kewl

Bronn		well i mean
it couldve been 5x

Isabel		Ahriman become a hero adventurer

Bronn		but i didnt need that much

Isabel		please make that happen, Streak
I would love to see that

Bronn		"Bogrir, come help me out!"
"I could use some extra brute force!"

Streak (GM)		Bogrir makes a sharp turn, and comes to assist Bronn.

Bronn		alrighty
isabel, try and shoot the buer

Isabel		What?

Bronn		its your turn

Streak (GM)		Your turn!

Bronn		we need more damage asap
unless you want to come help out up here

Isabel		Shouldn't I heal Orme first?

Bronn		he doesnt look that badly hurt but sure

Zmey		better heal after battle

Isabel		I can Holy Burst and heal both of them
Or I can Light the Buel

Streak (GM)		man

Isabel		what is more important?

Streak (GM)		you could actually heal something
i wouldn't pass that up really

Isabel		Orme, do you need health?

Orme		um
meru might need it more I dunno

Streak (GM)		remember bronn is also hurt

Orme		she has more HP

Isabel		Cause I'm likley to run off to the blue orb after this

Orme		but less defense
heal bronn

Isabel		You sure?

Bronn		noooo
i want the damage

Streak (GM)		yeah

Isabel		The Smugapillar is still there

Bronn		i gotta do a limit break

Streak (GM)		those LBs

Orme		oh ok

Bronn		i have 2 to use!

Orme		heal me then

Isabel		I can heal both
with Holy Burst

Orme		alrighty

Bronn		do that then

Isabel		alrighty then
Isabel : Holy Burst
Class : White Mage
Unleash a burst of holy light (1d6 currently)
welp
rolling 1d6 ( 4 ) = 4

Orme		4 bits

Isabel		4 HP to each of you

Zmey		can you exclude enemies

Isabel		yes

Bronn		yeah

Zmey		kewl

Isabel		the enemies don't get healed

Bronn		holy burst ignores enemies

Isabel		ok

Bronn		its not like channel

Zmey		thank god

Isabel		Now I'm running away from that Smugapillar

Bronn		i think the only exception is for like

Isabel		HEY!!
STREAK!!

Bronn		enemies that are harmed by positive energy

Isabel		I want to MOOOVE

Zmey		channel needs like feats and shit to do that

Streak (GM)		go ahead

Bronn		yeah move then
oh man the monsters

Orme		"thank you, goodbye"

Isabel		"Good luck, Orme!"

Streak (GM)		Buel attacks!!

Isabel		Poison damage is when?

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d6( 1 ) = 1

Isabel		there, ok

Bronn		i sure hope it doesnt tricast again
that would be the worst

Streak (GM)		it also fades

Sheena		shh

Bronn		wink

Isabel		how often can it even do that?

Bronn		wink

Zmey		wonk

Bronn		oh
fades?

Isabel		poison

Bronn		oh ok

Orme		chip

Isabel		lasts 2 rounds

Bronn		i thought the buer had invis

Isabel		oh hell no, that'd be the worst

Orme		I thought you meant the monster fades
as in, poof

Zmey		OH oh wait its just borris

Isabel		pffft

Borris		"Kyah!"

Orme		borris scares zmey in the confusion

Bronn		xD

Streak (GM)		The buel's spinning increases in speed, and it outstretches it's little wing hands and slaps Orme a bunch.

Zmey		why is it next to me

Bronn		SUDDENLY MONSTER

Orme		"ow-ow-ow-ow"

Isabel		the slapnado!

Bronn		thwip thwip thwip

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20+1( 18 )+1 = 19

Zmey		why doubleslap

Bronn		man
these buel

Zmey		you know

Bronn		have some nasty hits

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d6+1( 4 )+1 = 5

Zmey		why does doubleslap hit 2-5 times

Orme		I am not good at dodge

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d6+1( 5 )+1 = 6
rolling 1d6+1 ( 5 )+1 = 6

Bronn		zmey: shhhh

Orme		hm

Isabel		uh oh

Bronn		um

Streak (GM)		one sec i gotta roll more

Bronn		ok then

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20+1( 20 )+1 = 21

Isabel		12 damage!?

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20+1( 7 )+1 = 8

Bronn		what

Streak (GM)		okay one misses

Orme		oh im dead

Bronn		what

Orme		ok

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20+1( 16 )+1 = 17
crit
hmm

Sheena		the fuck are tehse rolls

Isabel		that is the worst thing ever

Bronn		sweet lord why

Zmey		a full attack?

Streak (GM)		whats the crit for a natural weapon

Isabel		X1

Orme 's head rolls gently away

Sheena		it'd be double damage wouldnt it
so 2 rolls

Bronn		hello naughty orme its murder time

Sheena		just roll 1 extra damage die

Isabel		Orme is dead!

Sheena		this is gonna be like 4d3 or something right

Isabel		This is too much!

Bronn		yeah all natural weapons are x2
unless otherwise specified

Isabel		"ORME!!!"

Bronn		man, i am

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d6+1( 2 )+1 = 3

Bronn		so glad you healed orme

Streak (GM)		okay thats 14 damage

Bronn		he went from max to practically dead in one strike

Isabel		That attack is a OHKO regardless

Streak (GM)		er
-4?
what ya doin

Isabel		I have Stabilize!

Streak (GM)		what was your hp before

Bronn		full
whatever that is

Isabel		"Orme! Say something!"

Streak (GM)		he's fine
:P

Bronn		i think mopp literally passed out

Isabel		I know

Bronn		from the shock

Streak (GM)		well "fine"

Orme		I'm just confused

Isabel		But Isabel hasn't seen someone go down like that before

Bronn		hey look at it this way

Sheena		slapped too hard

Bronn		now you can limit break!

Orme		what was streak rolling before, hits?

Streak (GM)		he slapped you twice, one was a crit

Bronn		summon monsters or go into a rage

Sheena		yeah streak you rolled like 8 dice

Streak (GM)		i did it a bit out of order

Sheena		lol

Bronn		yeah

Streak (GM)		sorry

Bronn		he rolled damage
then to hit
and then confirmed the crit

Orme		ok

Bronn		he did it all out of order but it checks out

Sheena		are we really doing crit confirms

Isabel		apparently

Orme		oh wow 9 HP

Bronn		were we not going to

Isabel		oh wait, is he ok?

Zmey		these dice rolls can automate confirms

Bronn		yeah hes
mostly ok
oh right

Orme		"ahehashaha..."

Bronn		there are other monsters

Streak (GM)		The caterpillar charges again

Sheena		nobody ever uses crit confirm rules

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20+4( 2 )+4 = 6

Sheena		i forget it exists constantly

Isabel		its auto, might as well

Sheena		kik

Orme		thank lord

Streak (GM)		It misses, though, but climbs back up the wall.

Bronn		really
ive only ever used confirms
thats interesting

Zmey		ok what does beastmaster do at low hp

Bronn		he can uh
go into a mini-rage
with meruga

Orme		hold on

Bronn		or summon monsters

Zmey		neat

Bronn		i think those were the normal BM limit breaks
i dont remember if tamer changes either of those

Streak (GM)		The other caterpillar charges towards Bronn

Bronn		oh you ass

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d20+4( 12 )+4 = 16

Orme		"Bestial Fury (Su): For 1 round + 1 round per 4 BM levels, me & mon +2 enhanbon to STR and CON per 4 BM levels. Gain extra attack at highest basattkbon on a full attack. requires only a swift action."

Streak (GM)		is that a hit?

Bronn		yes
my AC is 14

Orme		OR

Bronn		so yeah bestial fury is like

Orme		"Mastery of Beasts (Su): Summon creatures of same type as companion to stampede a 10-ft.-wide, 60-ft.-line. Mobs in area take 1d6 non-elemental damage per BM level, may make a Reflex save (DC 10 + half of BM level + Charisma modifier) for half damage."

Bronn		a mini rage+haste
its pretty great

Streak (GM)		rolling 1d8+4( 6 )+4 = 10

Bronn		mastery of beasts is also very good
good lord
you dumb caterpillar

Isabel		what the hell?
Why does it do so much damage?

Bronn		alright
now i am mad

Orme		limit breaks do dat

Isabel		Limit break!
Limit Break his FACE!!

Streak (GM)		It continues its scramble up to the wall.
do note
its on the wall

Bronn		yeah

Isabel		how high up?

Bronn		i mean my LB's are to either do a big AOE strike

Streak (GM)		don't know if that makes a difference to what i think you're about to do

Bronn		or to make all of my attacks suck health

Streak (GM)		and about this plantbrains range

Bronn		so yeah

Streak (GM)		only the squares whose center is in the area are valid
i think

Isabel		good

Bronn		i think so yeah

Streak (GM)		so bogrir is not targetabled

Bronn		i believe thats the rules
correct
but uh
those bite bugs
alright sheena
help orme

Bronn		or me

Isabel		"Ack! Bronn!"

Streak (GM)		will you even need it in a second

Bronn		"Just a flesh wound, don't mind me."

Isabel		Who do I help?

Bronn hacks up some blood on the wood.

Bronn		uh
well

Isabel		Do I go back to Orme?

Bronn		lets find out when its your turn

Sheena		"I'm coming, Orme!"

Zmey		"This is getting dangerous."

Bronn		sheena assistance is needed

Isabel		Actually, he's still in range

Bronn		weeoooweeooweeoo

Sheena		just barely in range
"Time to knock that asshole right off the wall!"

Caterchipillar		";0"

Sheena		im gonna use Gust on the venipede
Sheena : Engulfing Winds
School Enfeebling/Elemental (Wind);
Level 1
Casting Time 1 standard action
Components 0
Range 30 ft.
Effects/Target 1 creature
Duration Instant
Saving Throw Fort halves
Spell Resistance Yes

Description		The target of this spell takes 10 points of wind damage and is inflicted with the Squalled status for 4 rounds. A successful Fortitude save reduces this damage by half and prevents the status effect from taking effect.

Learned From : Hobgoblin

Caterchipillar		rolling 1d20+5( 20 )+5 = 25

Isabel		frick

Sheena		son of a bitch
5 damage then

Bronn		sigh
this is silly

Streak (GM)		You hit the bug, and it falls off the wall, as well.

Bronn		so very silly

Orme		dem pseudopods

Bronn		i am going to murder these bugs
so hard

Sheena		finish em off on your turn mopp

Streak (GM)		rolling 2d6( 5 + 4 ) = 9

Isabel		is it helpless/prone?

Sheena		use ur ragey rage
oh man
falling damage
nice

Isabel		oh, thats nice

Sheena		"Eat wood, sucker!!"

Isabel		good damage

Orme		on top of meru I might add

Bronn		i was hoping for that to happen
at some point

Sheena		ew
splat

Bronn		meru takes no damage
in case youre wondering

Streak (GM)		dang

Orme		strong back

Isabel		how splat is that?

Bronn		it has to be a certain height i think

Isabel		a little splat, or very splat?

Streak (GM)		its not quite dead but it really didn't like that

Bronn		for the falled-on to take damage

Sheena		if the bug had a spine it'd be broken

Bronn		so uh

Caterchipillar		";("

Bronn		i guess plantbrain goes
and
im concerned

Orme		has a smoke

Isabel		Swing! Batter batter

Orme		he grows his own weed

Bronn		he is is own weed
is is
great brain there drufle

Plantbrain		Plantbrain is whipping at Bogrir.

Isabel		nope

Bogrir		"Yeah, yeah, whatever."

Bronn		"Boggy, try and stay against the wall!"

Isabel		whack the bugs

Orme		ticke me beard

Zmey		zm

Streak (GM)		Zmey!!!

Bronn		zmey assistance

Isabel		doesn't whack the bugs?
shame

Bronn		kill that pillar maybe

Orme		if you have a health song there that'd be wonderful

Zmey		"I am running out of juice here!!"

Bronn		dont worry i can hopefully heal myself
also, i have a potion
if things get really bad

Zmey		ok i

Isabel		get that pillar off the wall

Zmey		shoot this bite bug

Isabel		or that

Zmey
Zmey : Branch Bow
Attack 19
Damage 5

Type		Piercing
Ow! Splinter...
+1 +1

Bronn		stabbings

Streak (GM)		It dies, apparently.

Isabel		20 to hit, 6 damage?

Bronn		good
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

Zmey		archeryyyy
"And YOU"

Isabel		Meruga can now kill the smugapillar

Zmey
Zmey : Requiem Dolor
School Non-Elemental;
Level 1
Casting Time 1 standard action
Components N/A
Range 30 ft.
Effects/Target One creature
Duration Concentration + Cha + 1
Saving Throw Fortitude half
Spell Resistance Yes
Description: Performance Check : 19 (DC 12)

Dies irae, dies illa, Solvet saeclum in favilla!


Foe Requiem		Each round, one creature within range of the bard suffers 8 non-elemental damage.

Isabel		Oh?
another one?

Sheena		it's not over yet!!

Zmey		poo

Isabel		oh right

Streak (GM)		Double kill!!

Bronn		nice

Isabel		Excellent

Orme		beautfiul

Streak (GM)		Morguemes turn

Zmey		"Exhausting."

Bronn		i mean i kind of needed the hp source but this bug will have to do

Orme		am I hurt enough for LB

Streak (GM)		You are

Zmey		ya its 50%

Isabel		no it won't its in Plant Murder Range

Orme		awright

Isabel		Summon the powers of the BEAST

Bronn		you can uh
use mastery of beasts

Orme FLASHES

Bronn		hit both the buel and the pillar

Zmey		do we have any

Isabel		Become, Merugaman

Zmey		bombs
or grenades

Bronn		yeah

Meruga FLASHES

Zmey		we can throw at the plant

Bronn		theres a bomb right behind you

Isabel covers her eyes

Orme		BESTIAL RAAAAAAAAGE

Isabel		please don't throw Borris

Orme
Orme : [LB] Bestial Fury (Su)
Class : Tamer (Beastmaster)
For 1 round(s), self and animal companions gain +2 STR and CON, plus an extra attack during full attacks.

Isabel		he wouldn't be very effective

Bronn		full attack
do it

Isabel		oh wow

Bronn		ruin them

Isabel		so much damage

Orme		"ORME SMASH BUEL"

Streak (GM)		Orme and Meruga harmonise with a terrifying roar.

Zmey		Plant: "Feed me, Zmeymour!"

Bronn		xD

Orme
Orme : Longsword
Attack 8
Damage 10

Type		Slashing

Isabel		"What?"

Orme		or not
of course

Bronn		i mean

Orme		I have another attack to make

Bronn		yeah thats a plus one

Isabel		Go for it

Bronn		you have +1 from the strength boost
both to hit and damage

Zmey		um

Orme
Orme : Longsword
Attack 21
Damage 8

Type		Slashing

Isabel		that's better

Zmey		yee

Bronn		there thats better

Orme		that's better!

Zmey		hella

Isabel		+1 damage too

Bronn		so that does 9 damage

Streak (GM)		With two swipes of your longsword, you chop the Buel into pieces.

Isabel		so good

Bronn		now meruga should like
eviscerate
that smugapillar

Isabel		"Woah! WOAH! That was AMAZING!!"

Meruga turns around at the grub and cuts it down with a Look

Meruga
Meruga : Bite
Attack 20
Damage 6

Type		B/P/S
If hit successful, can choose to attempt Trip in addition to any damage. Does not provoke AOO. User is not tripped on fail.

Isabel		welp

Caterchipillar		";s"

Meruga		AND YOU.

Bronn		so thats 7 damage

Zmey		:>

Sheena		and she gets another hit right

Bronn		make another attack

Meruga
Meruga : Bite
Attack 17
Damage 5

Type		B/P/S
If hit successful, can choose to attempt Trip in addition to any damage. Does not provoke AOO. User is not tripped on fail.

Sheena		if its not dead yet

Bronn		and thats 13 total

Isabel		overkill much?

Bronn		also the pillar is double tripped, possibly

Streak (GM)		Meruga knocks the beast into the air with a mighty swipe, and then jumps up and snaps it in two on the way down.

Meruga		I assume that these things are so fat that tripping wouldn't do much

Bronn		yeah

Sheena		its fucking Super Dead

Isabel		"Yes! YES!!"

Bronn		i think most low-to-the-ground creatures are immune to trip anyway

Streak (GM)		Oh god. There's...juices...everywhere.

Bronn		alright
i

Streak (GM)		Bronn to rule.

Meruga rolls in the slush in victory

Bronn		am going to lancet the hell out of this orb
hopefully

Streak (GM)		lancet?

Bronn		yes

Sheena		whuzzat do

Bronn		LIMIT BREAK
lancet is great because i do an additional 1d6 damage

Isabel		it reaches that far?

Bronn		and heal what i deal

Zmey		lancet you sucket

Sheena		do you squish that poor bug in the process

Bronn		uh
no that would be falling meteor

Borris applauds the doggy

Sheena		oic

Bronn		i was planning on doing that against the bug and plantmonster
as my second limit break next turn
Bronn : Athletics

Check		25
charge check succeeds
so i dont have to roll to hit right

Isabel		If this fails

Sheena		non

Isabel		you are so dead

Bronn		good

Isabel		roll damage?

Streak (GM)		go ahead and damage

Bronn		rolling d10+3d6+10( 3 )+( 6 + 2 + 4 )+10 = 25

Isabel		holy

Bronn		and im fully healed

Isabel		Pheonix, have mercy

Sheena		bronn runs up the orb and just. eats it

Meruga		can you even siphon more HP than the monster has

Bronn		yes

Isabel		Bronn becomes water

Bronn		it doesnt heal how much damage they take
it heals how much i do

Zmey		he liquifies

Orme		tfw the orb has tetrakarn

Streak (GM)		Bronn's attack sucks the orb's energy dry, and shatters it completely.

Bronn		"I FEEL SO GOOD"

Orme		phew

Streak (GM)		He feels renewed with water-y energy.

Bronn turns and points at the bug

Zmey		pepsi

Bronn		"YOU ARE NEXT"

Isabel is speechless

Zmey		how does the plant react

Isabel		too much awesome

Streak (GM)		With the final orb shattered, you see that massive shield around the Plantbrain drop completely.

Bronn		boggy can smash the bite bug

Zmey		disdain?? indifference...

Bronn		oh good

Zmey		oh there was a shield

Bronn		i was planning on doing so much damage
yeah!
he mentioned that

Orme		"THE SHIELD IS DOWN"

Bronn		at the beginning

Zmey		this is literally a terraria pillar

Isabel		"Go go go go!"

Sheena		zmey: yes

Bronn		"Oh good, it's time to wreak some serious havoc."

Isabel		"Boggy is go!"

Bronn smirks and his eyes glow.

Isabel		"Smash it! Ahaha!"

Orme		Bog does Bog jobs

Bogrir		rolling 1d20+8( 2 )+8 = 10

Bronn		ok thats

Isabel is very hyped from seeing the limit breaks

Bronn		+3 to hit
is that enough

Zmey		"Finally, we can excise this tumor. This giant hulking tumor that might be able to swallow any of us in one gulp"

Bogrir		It is!

Bronn		good
have him murder the bug

Orme		"ISABEL I THINK YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN", Orme roars at the top of his lungs

Bronn		xD
just
unrelenting rage

Bogrir		rolling 1d8+4( 6 )+4 = 10

Isabel doesn't even register Ormes request

Bronn		crunch

Orme		too loud to hear

Bogrir		"The path is clear!! We gotta go for it now, lad!"

Streak (GM)		isabel turn

Isabel		okay, what can I do

Orme		"UM"

Bronn		"Oh I hear ya pal, let's kill us a plant!"

Isabel		Oh right, heal Orme

Orme		well I suppose I could drink a potion

Streak (GM)		While Orme is hurt, there's nothing deadly near him

Isabel		true

Orme		yeah go help the blood knights

Isabel		I can't get within range without being in range

Bronn		how appropriate

Isabel		if that makes any sense

Bronn		yeah thats fair

Orme		go there

Isabel		But I want too

Bronn		you can try and keep away
play support and keep me and boggy from dying

Zmey		it can only focus on one target at a time probably

Isabel		Lets see

Bronn		hopefully

Isabel		I've always wanted to do this

Bronn		on the plus side
there are no more monsters

Isabel		I think I need to be here to do it though

Bronn		he cant hit you there
youre fine

Streak (GM)		that square is safe

Isabel
Isabel : Jump
School Enhancing;
Level 1
Casting Time 1 standard action
Components N/A
Range Touch
Effects/Target Creature touched
Duration 1 min./level (D)
Saving Throw Will negates
Spell Resistance Yes (Harmless)

Description		The subject gets a +10 enhancement bonus on Acrobatics checks made to attempt high jumps or long jumps. The enhancement bonus increases to +20 at caster level 5th, and to +30 (the maximum) at caster level 9th.
Huehuehue

Streak (GM)		shit

Zmey		what

Isabel		Bronn, of course

Zmey		ooh

Streak (GM)		Sheena's turn.

Isabel		Thats my turn

Bronn		yes
YES

Isabel		"Give it hell, Bronn!"

Orme		would you have him jump out of the arena entirely

Bronn		"I feel, so GOOD"

Sheena		lmao
jump

Orme		go out of bounds
get lost in the skybox

Bronn		so my athletics mod

Sheena		if i just sprint i can get pretty much anywhere here right

Bronn		is now +27

Streak (GM)		clip into the geometry

Bronn		for those keeping track

Isabel		Yep

Zmey		perfect for a speedrun

Streak (GM)		sure

Bronn		sheena: yeah
you go 4x your speed

Sheena		can you do 2 move actions actually

Bronn		its pretty much impossible not to reach somewhere
yeah
just double move

Sheena		okay i'm gonna move towards fucko there

Bronn		if you want to use your swift for something

Sheena		and use lucubrate

Zmey		Soon: Bronn warps into the final boss room

Sheena		on him

Orme		meruga could to laps of this place
*do

Bronn		can i just do the thing
does he count as gohma

Orme		no doors here man

Bronn		if i kill him fast enough can i drop my kobold scales and go to the final boss

Sheena		im assuming this is a nature check

Borris waves hello to Sheena

Bronn		clearly
at least id hope

Sheena		"Hey, Borris."

Plantbrain		Yes its nature
im nature

Borris		"Kyayaha"

Plantbrain		all natural

Sheena
Sheena : Nature

Check		23

Borris babbles in Infernal

Sheena		that's a +1

Bronn		noice
i might need that
to actually hit this bugger

Streak (GM)		so thats...
how much

Bronn		its a +1 to hit
against him

Streak (GM)		alright

Sheena		"Forget the vines. Focus on the flower. Easier target."

Bronn		alright flora giganta

Streak (GM)		And don't forget that soft squishy brain.

Bronn		come at me
or boggy
i guess

Zmey		lets eat the brain

Bronn		i call the stamen

Sheena		gain its power by eating its planty brain

Isabel		This plant is going down so hard

Plantbrain		The Plantbrain whips its tentacles at Bogrir and Bronn.

Isabel		it can hit both?

Plantbrain		rolling 1d20+5( 4 )+5 = 9

Isabel		ummm

Orme		ccourse it can

Plantbrain		Bronn is missed

Bronn		well yeah

Plantbrain		rolling 1d20+5( 5 )+5 = 10

Orme		too short

Plantbrain		christ

Isabel		Miss
"It can't even hit us!"

Bronn		"You are the worst horrid ultimate evil I've ever seen!"

Zmey		they dodge it!! hella

Bronn grins eerily.

Plantbrain		The whips snap at your feet and you feel the force shake the ground around you.
Good hting those attacks missed.

Bronn		honestly i was sort of hoping he'd hit
so i could LB again

Zmey		imagine the splat noise

Bronn		alright zmey
help

Black Mage		Zmeysy
oops

Bronn		xD
i hear a friend!

Isabel		What are you doing here, Black Mage?

Streak (GM)		do you know how many people i have in this list
its massive

Zmey		"Running out of good vibes here

Isabel		I don't even think I'd even be able to guess
23?

Zmey		this is the last turn of inspire courage

Bronn		yeah its probably pretty bad

Streak (GM)		im not counting

Bronn		you can clear them out a bit if you want

Streak (GM)		its too late for numbers

Bronn		zmey: help
plz

Streak (GM)		lets get back to the number game

Zmey		wait lemme confirm something

Streak (GM)		full of numbers

Sheena		numbers confirmed

Zmey		i dont think my requiem can reach it

Isabel		You'd have to get in range of its attacks

Bronn		yeah

Isabel		And from what I can tell, it can hit EVERYONE in that range

Zmey		that provokes

Bronn		you probably need to actually get in range

Isabel		and we don't know how much damage it does

Zmey		oh well
lets fight

Bronn		do eeeeet

Orme		Shoot her! SHOOOT HEEEER!!

Zmey		should i do a concentration check
wait lets go back

Streak (GM)		why would you

Zmey		where was i

Streak (GM)		its not attacking you

Bronn		using a spell in melee range

Zmey		let pretend here
im going to shoot first

Streak (GM)		oh hmm

Bronn		smart

Streak (GM)		i guess so

Isabel		better than getting hit

Bronn		fire away

Zmey		"How many arrows do i even have left???"
Zmey : Branch Bow
Attack 18
Damage 3

Type		Piercing
Ow! Splinter...
+1 +1

Isabel		right for the eye (?)

Zmey		too bad i never got a crit

Streak (GM)		The arrow fires into its brainy mass, and the plant screeches.

Bronn		man i could
really use a crit
if only for dramatic effect

Isabel		that'd be amazing right now

Streak (GM)		the duo

Bronn		hey orme

Zmey		then i dash here

Bronn		you still awake

Sheena		you've all got +1 from how lubricated it is now too remember

Isabel		Stay with us just a little bit longer

Orme		oh yeah

Bronn		oh zmey are you requieming

Sheena		+1 to hit*

Zmey		use my requiem and provoke probably

Streak (GM)		not that there is much for you to do

Zmey		do i???

Bronn		um

Streak (GM)		you might as well just delay and let bronn go

Bronn		i think so?
i dont know if songs count as spells

Orme		well I'm down from the rage now right?

Bronn		orme: yes

Isabel		should be

Zmey		never mind

Orme		so I'll drink the belt potion and then walk up?

Bronn		belt potion?

Zmey		Im staying here and ending my spell

Orme		cure potion

Zmey		lol

Orme		in belt

Streak (GM)		ok

Bronn		ah

Isabel		I can heal you once you get close

Bronn		ok

Orme		as oppose to rummaging in pack

Zmey		end turn

Streak (GM)		you become belts

Isabel		if you want to save the potion

Orme		hm ok

Streak (GM)		which is actually appropriate for final fantasy anyway

Isabel		far more true than it should be^

Bronn		alright i think it is time for maximum murder

Zmey		"What if we set it on fire..."

Isabel		oh yes

Bronn		i hope

Streak (GM)		Bronn's turn...

Isabel		Oh, Borris and Sheena know Ignite

Bronn		athletics check
Bronn : Athletics

Check		24
+10
is 34

Isabel		yikes

Orme		woosh

Zmey		"If only we had oil or such."

Isabel		not as high as I was hoping, but good

Bronn		please hit
how many buffs do i have

Isabel		+2 to hit

Bronn		is it just +4

Sheena		"We'd need an awful lot of flame to do damage to a plant that big."

Isabel		I think?

Bronn		i have my +2 from charging
and then +1 from song
and +1 from lube

Isabel		+1 from lucrabate?
yeah

Zmey		"I have ten torches left."

Bronn		yes

Isabel		so 4 then

Bronn		so +4 on top of my normal
rolling d20+12 ( 9 )+12 = 21

Zmey		"Who else has torches??"

Bronn		man with the rolls!

Isabel		good enough

Streak (GM)		Bronn makes a charging leap, dodging the whips of the plant's tentacles, and makes a mighty leap, glaive pointing directly at its brain...

Bronn		gosh how much damage is this
one sec

Orme		"I have a couple pints of lamp oil on me actually!"

Zmey		"!!!"

Bronn		rolling d10+5d6+8( 10 )+( 4 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 )+8 = 36

Orme		YOW

Isabel		"Oh! That is great!"
Also yikes

Zmey		lets see what happens first i guess

Isabel		Bronn is now on top of it

Bronn		"EAT GLAIVEEEEEEE"

Sheena		fuck

Isabel		"YEAH!! Go Bronn!"

Zmey		this feels wrong

Orme		like t'shadow o' t'colossus

Streak (GM)		He strikes directly in the middle, and the Plantbrain lets loose a bloodcurling scream...

Isabel		I helped!

Sheena		[bowser jr] YAOI

Orme		phoone what

Zmey		BIG
X

Bronn jabs his glaive into the brain over and over.

Orme		oh

Isabel		its dead?
YEAH!!

Orme		well then

Isabel		ONE SHOT!!

Bronn		"DIE DIE DIE"

Zmey		"Now that's a big salad."

Isabel applauds

Orme applauds

Sheena		"Way to put the big finish on, man."

Isabel		"That was the best fight ever!"

Sheena		"Jesus christ."

Zmey puts all the torches back in her bag

Isabel		"Hang on, Orme!"

Bronn continues stabbing the large plant brain.

Streak (GM)		As the plant dies, it lets go of the tree, and slams into the ground.

Sheena		"Not that I know who that is."

Bronn		"DIE DIE DI- OH GODS"

Orme		"If only for that we didn't get killed, Isabel"

Streak (GM)		Bronn jumps off its head, and notices the plant is turning to stone.

Isabel		"What? You did great!"

Zmey		"No salad!!"

Isabel		"What was that thing you did?"

Bronn		"Uh, I think I broke the plant, guys."

Zmey		lol

Orme		"I can't quite remember..."

Isabel		"You slaughtered those beasts!"

Orme		"last few seconds have been a blur"

Bronn		"Wow, I feel kinda dizzy..."

Isabel
Isabel : Holy Burst
Class : White Mage
Unleash a burst of holy light (1d6 currently)

Sheena		https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HD87Ixy9p8

Isabel		Streak

Bronn		"Think I may have gotten a bit too bloodthirsty there."

Isabel		I'm using a bunch of these

Streak (GM)		Everything goes quiet...

Isabel		rolling 1d6( 5 ) = 5

Streak (GM)		The massive beast, now turned to stone, lies in the center.

Zmey		creepy af

Bronn		ok i wasnt sure if i heard anything
my volume was down

Isabel		rolling 1d6( 1 ) = 1

Moe		"What the..."

Isabel		Second one, ech
Orme, update your health

Sheena		"Stone... flower?"

Isabel		I gave you 7 more

Sheena		"...oookay"

Zmey		"Rock monster!"

Moe		"There's...something in here."

Bronn		"I think I stabbed it so hard, I removed all the plant!"

Sheena		remember to remove your thp guys

Isabel wanders up to the plant

Bronn		dude my thp was gone like
three hours ago

Sheena		"What did you find, Moe?"

Isabel		"Now this is just strange"

Bronn		"Also I'm kind of stuck behind these vines!"

Zmey		theres a babby

Isabel		"The plant turned to rock"

Moe		"I'm not sure what it is. It's inside this thing."

Isabel		"Thats not normal"

Bronn		"I'll just, inspect the trorb."
"Don't mind me."

Zmey		"Hammertime!"

Orme		"Zmey, Bronn might need help"

Borris		"Kyaya?"

Bogrir		"Then we'll crack it open!"

Orme		"not that I'd imagine he needs any at all"

Zmey		"Im not gonna carry him!"

Bronn pokes the giant trorb carefully.

Isabel		Jumps worn off by now

Bogrir		rolling 1d8+6( 3 )+6 = 9

Bronn		yeah thats fine

Bogrir		rolling 1d8+6( 6 )+6 = 12

Sheena		"Good idea, Boggy!"
Sheena : Goblin Puncher (Heavy Mace)
Attack 6
Damage 7
Melee Notes : Go for the eyes, boo!

Type		Bludgeoning

Bogrir		"It's crackin' open!"

Isabel		"Hang on, I'll help"

Bronn		i dont think i'll be of much use
what with slashing weapons

Isabel
Isabel : Earth Rod
Attack 9
Damage 6

Type		Magical
Ranged Touch Attack, Earth Element

Bronn		also i am just, SO entranced by this trorb

Orme		"Same, I doubt a staff would do much"

Bronn		DAMN that is a nice trorb

Streak (GM)		That inert Trorb?

Sheena		Damn Fine Trorb

Zmey		fuck the trorb
do it

Bronn		its so colorful

Sheena		trorb added to available romance options

Isabel
Isabel : Detect Magic
School Enhancing;
Level 0
Casting Time 1 Standard Action
Components N/A
Range 60ft
Effects/Target Cone
Duration Concentration, 2mins.
Saving Throw N/A
Spell Resistance No

Description		Detects all spells and magic items within 60 ft. Can gleam more info from studying for up to 3 rounds.

http://www.finalfantasyd20.com/ffd20/spells--d-f-.html

Orme		make trorbabies

Bronn puts a hand on the trorb.

Sheena		along with Sad Tree

Zmey		yeah look for a hole

Bronn		you guys should break that rock

Streak (GM)		As the party cracks away at the Petrified Plantbrain, pieces fall off, and a strange darkness pours out.

Isabel		plant and Trorb, if possible

Zmey		is the trorb like the Geode

Isabel		and that

Sheena		"There's our missing chaos, I suppose."

Isabel		"Uh, what?"

Zmey		from popular cartoon STeve Universal

Sheena		"All tied up in one big nasty."

Orme		"don't breathe in"

Zmey		"Big, nasty what?"

Streak (GM)		The plant begins to shatter.

Isabel		What do I detect, Streak?

Sheena		"Big nasty plant with a brain, I guess."

Streak (GM)		With the creature completely shattered now, a dark mass suddenly emerges from it, and floats to the center.

Zmey		BONUS BOSS
jk

Isabel		"Oooohkay?"

Zmey		oh gof
god

Bronn		oh ok
name that music!

Isabel		Dark Crystal?

Orme		"that's not bally"

Zmey		my mixtape

Moe		"It's...a crystal!"

Bronn		"Hey, where'd the trorb go?"

Moe		"...Kind of..."

Isabel		Streak. I'm detecting magic here!

Zmey		how did you get this, streak

Sheena		"Guys I think I might have inhaled a bit of that chaos."

Orme		"ah yes, I can see something in the center"

Zmey		"It's in my mouth!! a aaaa"

Bronn		"Wait, is that like, a black crystal?"

Isabel		"This is...what kind of crystal is this?"

Orme		"I told you not to breathe!"

Bronn steps forward.

Moe		Moe approaches the crystal.

Isabel doesn't seem bothered by the chaos in the air

Sheena		"My head..."

Bronn steps backward.

Sheena		"What's going on?"

Moe		"This is...a dark crystal!"
"How did this happen..."

Orme		"Yes but what does it do?"

Zmey		"Does dark mean evil in this context?"

Isabel		"Is this normal?"

Moe		"This is only half of a crystal, really."
"Somehow, it's been sepearated from it's light half."

Zmey		"Was this.. .the thing we released?"

Isabel		"So we have to find the light half, then?"

Orme		"some powerful magic must have been at work for this to occur"

Moe		"This must be why the Chaos arround here was so messed up."
"This is drawing all of the Chaos towards it."
"Meaning nothing else can use it..."

Isabel		"How do we fix this?"
"Where is the light half?"

Zmey		lick the crytal
+s

Moe		"We can stop it from affecting this area."

Orme		"if we leave it alone then won't the plant thing come back?"

Moe		"We just have to pick it up."

Isabel		"I'll take it"

Moe		Moe touches the massive crystal.

Orme sizes up the... large crystal

Zmey		(isnt it huge or)

Orme		not much longer I'fd imagine

Bronn wanted to pick it up.

Isabel		I'm guessing it'll be shrunk

Sheena		mineral crave

Moe		It shrinks, and then is absorbed into Moe's Crystal bobble.

Zmey		permabanned

Sheena is banned

Moe		"There."

Zmey		the floor is shiny

Moe		"We did it, guys!"

Zmey		now moe is evil
secretly

Isabel		"Ummm...did we?"

Sheena		"About time, too! I'm bushed."

Bronn		"That was a shocking bout of productivity!"

Isabel		"We've only solved one problem"

Zmey		"I'm so.. tired."

Sheena		"That sure was a long 5 minutes. Felt like 5 hours!"

Moe		"Well, the glyphwood is safe now, I'd wager!"

Sheena		"With that thing gone, the portals should clear up, I think."

Zmey
Zmey : Performance

Check		26

Orme is feeling woozy from his first limit breaking

Moe		"But now we gotta find the other half of this crystal."

Zmey		"victory... dance."

Isabel props Orme up

Orme dances listlessly

Moe		"If they're really broken up, that's super bad!"

Isabel		"Easy there, big guy"

Sheena slowly victory dances

Bronn		"You know, I feel like I should take, like, seventeen baths."

Moe		"Even a light crystal being loose can cause a lot of problems."

Bronn		"I think that plant goo is infused into my skin."

Orme		"A capital idea, that man"

Sheena		"Moe, do you think the light half will be somewhere around here, too?"

Isabel		"Bronn, after all that, you deserve all the baths you want"

Zmey		"One for each year you forgot to bathe?"

Moe		"I have no idea."

Bronn glares at Zmey.

Isabel		"In warm water too"

Sheena shrugs

Zmey		":}"

Moe		"Maybe we should go ask the elders about this."

Sheena		"Good idea."

Orme		"yes, let us have clear of this place"

Sheena		"Let's head back, guys."
"That big old dead tro- hey!"

Isabel		"We did great, guys!"

Bronn		"TRORB"

Sheena		"Look at the trorb!"

Orme		the trob is alive again

Bronn		"It's so... shiny."

Zmey		lets smash it

Streak (GM)		That's right. After smashing that beast, its energy was released.

Sheena		bronn pries the trorb out and the entire forest melts

Streak (GM)		You can tell that this Trorb is incredibly old.

Borris sneaks up behind Bronn

Borris		"KYAHAAAA!!!"

Streak (GM)		The tree that holds it is just as old.

Bronn stabs Borris.

Borris inflates

Sheena		"There's an incredible amount of energy contained here..."

Streak (GM)		You may just be looking at the origins of this place.

Sheena		"No wonder the plantbrain was so drawn to it."

Bronn		"Shoo, ya nutter bomb."

Borris Borris detonates!

Meruga BASKS IN NATURE'S MAGNIFICENCE

Borris		dang it
Bronn is covered in soot

Bronn looks at the Trorb again.

Streak (GM)		Take a picture why don't ya

Bronn		maybe i will!

Isabel		"Guys, lets go"
"We got a long walk back"

Orme whistles

Bronn leaves one of his kobold scales by the Trorb.

Isabel		"I want to be back before night"

Streak (GM)		Moe takes out his digital camera and takes a picture, then pockets it again.
No one saw.
shh
It's the newest model

Sheena		"Let's get going, gang!"

Isabel
Isabel : Perception

Check		10
dang it, I didn't see it

Orme		photo album for the credits sequence

Bronn		alright back to the village

Sheena		"Cmon, Moe! You still need to protect us from getting vaporized and whatnot!"

Bronn		well that was fast

Streak (GM)		As you make your way back, towards the portal, you see life returning to the wood immediately.
It seems to be spreading out from the Heart.

Isabel		"Well would ya look at that"

Orme		"it's so much greener now!

Isabel		"Wow...we're heros!"

Zmey		"treeees"

Streak (GM)		Given some time, you're confident that this place will return to normal.

Isabel		"Like, actual heros"

Isabel is giddy with excitement

Bronn smirks as he looks around the woods.

Bronn		"Well now we just need to find more things to kill!"

Isabel		"Alright, Bronn. I want to try Jump more times"

Orme		"and you were so eager to actually relax for once..."

Bronn		"Well after the baths, of course."

Zmey		pls to hide the initiative queue

Isabel chortles

Orme		tnk

Zmey		thank

Isabel		thankin ya

Bronn		"I could sure do with more of that jumping magic, yeah. Good stuff!"

Zmey		that sure was
a shonen jump

Bronn		i was
so hoping i would crit

Orme		augh

Isabel		"I thought you'd like it, Bronn"

Streak (GM)		You reach the portal again, and it's looking a lot less dark.

Bronn		just for dramatic purposes

Zmey		i am banned

Zmey is banned

Streak (GM)		It's also shrinking, slowly.

Bronn		because wouldnt 105 damage just be lovely

Orme		and cut the whole plant in half

Zmey		thats what she said

Black Mage		"Oh, you're alive!"

Isabel		"Good, the portal is still here. Hi!"

Black Mage		"Did you find what was up?"

Orme		"quick! large people in the hole first!"

Sheena		banned

Isabel		"Looks like it'll be closing soon"
"Yeah, we found it"

Bronn		"Wait, you seem familiar..."

Sheena		"We defeated the parasite which was preying on the heart of the forest."

Black Mage		"Man, you guys look beat."

Zmey		"It was large and hungry."

Sheena		"So everything's fine now, probably."
"We could use a nap."

Isabel		"It was a battle for the ages"

Black Mage		"Better get in here."

Bronn still reeks of plant goo.

Orme		"it was the minions it spawned that were the worst part really"

Zmey		"My strings almost broke."

Isabel		"After you, Orme"

Orme		"I almost got my head slapped off"

Orme squeezes through the hole in reality

Streak (GM)		You all leap through the portal, leaving the wild woods behind you, and returning to the safety of the village.

Zmey		what if we fought minions

Orme		pls no

Bronn		no

Zmey		i think i will do the fly really high and splat on the ground right there

Isabel		alright
so elders?

Streak (GM)		And I think we'll end here.

Bronn		hows about
yeah

Zmey		wheres our damn loot

Isabel		Looooot

Zmey		we need magic weapons,stat

Bronn		loot would indeed be nice

Orme		yes

Streak (GM)		You'll be rewarded for sure. ;)

Isabel		Yeah, better gear

Bronn		maybe i could finally use my bloody magicite
ok thats fine

Isabel		lets go to the elders now

Zmey		with food

Isabel		if everyone

Bronn		next time will be the loot

Isabel		is up for it

Zmey		2000 gp in food

Sheena		slee

Orme		that was a good session

Bronn		yeah mopp and streak

Orme		thank you agains streak

Bronn		are in dire need of sleep

Isabel		Ah well
nighty then

Streak (GM)		that was quite a fight

Sheena		i need sleep too

Bronn		man that was an epic battle

Sheena		i took cold medicine

Isabel		EXP!

Streak (GM)		well done everyone

Sheena		it's making me tired

Bronn		are you sure the campaign isnt over

Streak (GM)		you gain 3 exp from the fight

Bronn		nice

Streak (GM)		i believe now you are at 9/20

Orme		no we gotta fight saporhoth

Bronn		hrrrrrrg
so far from level 3

Zmey		whn are we going to fight the geek squad, also a vampire is there

Bronn		need me some weapon focus

Isabel		Level three can't come soon enough

Orme		the Dimensional Beasts

Isabel		Now then, one Arihman got away

Bronn		level 4 is honestly better for me though
because then my jump does more damage

Isabel		we'll see him again, I'm sure

Bronn		and i start reducing fall damage

Isabel		AHAAAAHHHHH!!!

Sheena		sdffefwawe

Bronn		so i can actually do high jumps

Orme		this one summon goes on a quest for life's meaning

Zmey		rolling 1d20( 6 ) = 6

Isabel		I actually do want to see him again
AHHHHHH!!!

Bronn		ohgosh

Orme		IT'S NECRON

Bronn		dice

Zmey		its magneton

Orme		the dice, they won't leave us alone
the horrible dice

Bronn		magnetonofdice
seriously though

Zmey		the number of the beast

Bronn		whos up for some sleep

Orme		meeee

Zmey		me

Bronn		all in favor say aye

Sheena		im out

Orme		aye

Isabel		Eya

Happy Tree		"Ah... they did it..!"

Zmey		neigh

Orme		bye

Happy Tree		"I'm so happy...!"

Zmey		bye

Orme		happy trreeee

Bronn		bronn OUT

Sheena		i live for happy tree

Isabel		"Hey Mr.Tree. Yes, we did it"

Streak (GM)		actually you never went back to him

Bronn		yeah we didnt

Streak (GM)		he knows what you did though

Bronn		we skipped that part of the forest
but really im gonna
head to irc

Streak (GM)		night guys

Bronn		thanks for the session streak

Zmey		thank
this was great

Borris hands Streak the GM of the day award

Streak (GM)		YESSS