Music: Streak (GM): Welcome back! Sheena: belcome wack Bogrir: (ty) Isabel: Hi! Sheena: (wack) Picture: Streak (GM): Our heroes are currently walking along a boring dirt road, having ran some errands in town before leavving for the Glyphwood. Bronn: tonight on "we dont know what we're doing" Sheena slowly gets out of the tree Bronn: man this road sure is boring Sheena: which way were we even going i forge t I FORGE Orme: always to the right Streak (GM): Bronn went back to see his clanmates, the Wyrmsbane, but found them gone, and he was left with a new mission. He is excited about it. Bogrir: (dat squenix music Streak (GM): But did he tell the party the details? Bronn: (he did not) Isabel: (so much squenix) Sheena: this is from ff9 for those of you who did not know Streak (GM): Zmey did nothing interesting, except die. Zmey: what time is it Streak (GM): Except she didn't die. Bogrir: what Sheena: time to be radical with poochy Streak (GM): Bogrir didn't do much either Isabel: I'm going to guess...noon? Zmey: moon Streak (GM): Orme went back to his master's place, to tell him what happened. His master then left on another mission, and left Orme with his own. Golurk: i wish i had double monitors Streak (GM): Isabel and SHeena also didn't do much. But... It would seem like Isabel has something to ask of you all. Isabel: "Hey everyone!" Zmey: no homo Bogrir: stahp it Orme: "yes, miss?" Sheena: yes homo Isabel: "I'd like to stop by my family's house on the way" "Its not far off the path" Bogrir: "They wouldn't happen to keep ale stocked at all, lasss?" Zmey: "Ooh, meeting the parents already? So fast..." Bogrir: -s Sheena: "I'll take any excuse to get off this road." Isabel: To Brogrir "I bet they do" Bronn mumbles to himself. Orme: "I shouldn't think we're in a hurry at this point. Let us go!" Sheena has been complaining about her feet hurting for about 30 minutes Moe: "Ooh, we're going to meet your parents?" Bogrir grunts, satisfied Isabel: "Excellent! They live on a farm out here" "Can't miss it" Streak (GM): With the party in agreement, they take a fork in the road a short while after. Bronn: "Is that a cliff? How high are we?" Bogrir: a salad fork or a meat fork? Bronn: badumtish Picture: Music: Streak (GM): The party arrives at a nice looking farmhouse. Isabel: "We're here" Orme: "were you even paying attention to where we're walking, bronn?" Zmey takes a deep breath Streak (GM): Behind, you can see farm plantation spreading a great distance. Zmey: "Fresh!" Sheena: "Reminds me of home." Orme: "oh, how lovely" Bronn: "Not really, no. I'm still working on this damn gem." Sheena smiles, but only a little bit. Annalise: "Huh, that's a big crowd...wait..." Zmey: "With a hint of animal dung... But I'll take what I can get." Annalise: "Issy?!" Isabel: "Hey! Anny!!" Orme: "I'd tell you to watch your step Bronn, but considering how high you can jump already, landing wouldn't be a problem" Picture: Annalise: "Hey!! It's great to see ya sis!" Isabel: "Great to see you too" Bogrir: To Orme: "Are we staying on the bridge, laddy?" Sheena: "Oh will you two can it! They're having a touching reunion!" Annalise: "What are you doing home so soon?" Isabel: "Well...I've got a new mission" Annalise: "I thought we weren't expecting you back until summer." Isabel: "And it took me out here" "So I thought me and my friends should stop by" Annalise: "Ah, another acolyte errand, eh? They give me all kind of boring jobs at the Black Mage apprenticeship." "Wow...that's a lot of friends." Orme: whispering: "Zmey, there's no need to hide behind a rock" Annalise: "Mom's inside. Let's go." Isabel: "Lead the way!" Bogrir: oh i didn't get the chance to bother Bronn oh well Bronn: oh whoops im inside now Sheena: oh look it's frimelda Picture: Isabel: "Hey mom!" Bronn: oh man it is frimelda Streak (GM): whoops forgot to change the music Isabel: (The song is called Isabel?) Isabel's Mom: "Huh? Turnip, it's you!" Orme: aww Zmey takes a long whiff of the home cooking Isabel: "Moooommm" Isabel's Mom: Mom hugs Isabel. Huuug. Picture: Isabel: "Not in front of everyone" Orme squees over the heartwarming scene Isabel's Mom: "What're you doing back so soon?" Isabel hugs her mom anyways Bogrir chuckles quietly (I mena REALLY quietly, like you have to do a check if you wanan hear it) Isabel: "I've got a new mission" Sheena giggles Isabel's Mom: "Oh, look at my girl, going on missions." Bogrir: mean* Sheena: muttered "Turnip. ehehehe" Zmey: ... Isabel: "Yep! And these are my friends" "They're coming with" Isabel's Mom: "Annalise, go get your father." Annalise: "Right-o." Zmey: "Heh, friends." Isabel's Mom: "My, that's a lot of company you're keeping." Sheena: "Hey, you gonna introduce us our what?" :P Orme: "let's not block the doorway fellows" Isabel: "Oh yes" Sheena: or Bogrir: do i need a check to recognise the quality of the craft in the furniture? Sheena: not our what ass Isabel: "Mom, this big fella here is Orme" Streak (GM): You can roll profession if you like Bogrir. Isabel: "And his dog, Meruga" Bogrir: I would Orme: "A pleasure to make your acquaintance, miss" Isabel: "This is Sheena" Bogrir: if you remind me how to find my sheet Streak (GM): Actually, I'll jsut give this one to you Sheena: "Hello! Nice to meet you all." Isabel: "Over there in the corner is Bronn" Sheena: bogrir: second tab, click on Bogrir's name Streak (GM): The furniture is homemade, clearly, but it's not badly made by any means. Isabel: "Ummm, ah, the dwarf is Bogrir" Bronn waves from the corner and then turns back to his glaive. Isabel: "And the Gria is Zmey" Zmey: Hello Mrs. Mom!! Bogrir: "Much obliged, miss. I was wonderin' who made yer furniture, btw?" Sheena: mrs isabels mom Isabel's Mom: "Ah, such interesting fellows." Isabel takes a deep breath Isabel's Mom: "Oh, that would be my husband." Isabel: "And in the back over there is our Moogle" "Um...Moe, was it?" Bogrir: "He's a fine craftsman, miss." Moe: "Hello!!" Isabel's Mom: "Oh gosh, he's adorable." Sheena: "I think he settled on Moe... after however many hours of arguing." Golurk: is it bartender moe or death of anime moe Sheena: both we've decided it's pronounced however you think it is Isabel: All the Moe Orme: "Heel, meruga! this food isn't for you" Picture: Isabel's Dad: "Hey, I'm back!" Isabel: "Daddy!" Sheena: hes brought his pet meme Isabel's Dad: "Where's my turnip!" Zmey: doge Isabel: "right here dad." Bogrir: i also noticed the doge Isabel sighs at the nickname Isabel's Dad: "Heyhey!" Zmey: "Finally, an actual dog." Orme: I can't take this it's too cute Isabel's Dad: Dad hugs Isabel too, but also picks her up." Bogrir elbows Orme lightly Lima: WOOF. Isabel chortles Isabel: "Hey Lima" Orme: can I roll perception to hear zmey from over there Bogrir: "Those folk sure like their vegetables, eh?" Sheena strikes up a generic polite conversation with mrs isabels mom Lima: The dog is very excited!!!! Bronn begins examining the cookware. Sheena: it's too boring to write out Zmey: "Oh wow, is the dog named after a bean." Isabel's Dad: "Man, that's a lot of company!" Orme: "all part of a healthy and balanced diet, Bogrir" Sheena: we talk about the weather and stuff and there is enough text on screen Isabel: "Yep, a whole Party" Isabel's Dad: "You on another mission?" Isabel: "Yep, a big one this time" Bronn: Bronn : Profession (Chef) Check 6 (whoops) Isabel's Dad: "Well, tell us all about it. You aren't going too far, are ya?" Orme: bronn inspects the cooking, falls on his face Picture: Isabel thinks for a second Isabel: "Ummm, We're currently going to the forest" Lima: BWOOF Bronn accidentally breaks a porcelain knife, proceeds to replace it with one of his own. Hopes nobody is looking. Sheena: bronn has cooked himself Moe: "eeee" Isabel: "I don't think that'll be the end of it though" Isabel's Dad: "Eh?" Meruga suddenly notices ANOTHER DOG Isabel: "Something big is happening, dad" "Something really bad, and we've been sent to solve it" Streak (GM): Is Isabel going to tell her parents the full story? we need not repeat it Isabel: I don't have to type it all out, do I? Streak (GM): nono Isabel: Yeah, an explanation is how Isabel rolls Bronn: Three hours later... Zmey: timeskip Sheena: all exposition will now be replicated by the word EXPOSITION, in all caps Isabel: EXPOSITION Sheena: can we do one of those fade to black things Isabel: There we go Sheena: with the overlay saying "[protagonist] explained the thing." Isabel's Dad: Dad, looking increasingly worried throughout hte tale, says "This sounds really dangerous, Isabel." Isabel: "Yeah, but really excieting" Bogrir: what is isabel's profession again Isabel: "This is the most important thing I've even done!" Bogrir: she the acolyte? Sheena: white mage so yes Isabel: Acolyte White Mage Isabel's Dad: "Exciting?!" he says, rasing his voice, "You could get killed!" Orme: disciple of the church of Phoenix Isabel's Mom: "It... does seem dangerous..." Zmey: mr dad is bianca's dad Isabel: "I'm a White Mage! We aren't easy to kill!" Bogrir: "If I may interject, sir, your daughter is a very cabaple acolyte. And she's accompanied by that big friendly pooch over there." capable* Orme: can we interject to help out or would--oh ok Isabel: please halp Bogrir: I'll do it if you let me or not1 Sheena: "She'll have all these big beefy guys between her and trouble anyway." Isabel's Dad: "What, and you're just going to wander around the world with these people you just met yesterday?!" Isabel: "YES!!" "What am I supposed to do? A god has ordered me to do this" Orme: "Mr. Cor, I can assure you that we will defend your daughter with our lives if necessary." Zmey: Can I aid her with dice rolls Sheena: "It's weird for us too." Streak (GM): no use your words Sheena: do the charisma thing Isabel: Mr Cor has very high charisma Zmey: Zmey : Influence Check 16 Bogrir is unprepared to deal with the equivalent of a non-understanding clan, and so walks slowly to the doorway, huffing. Zmey: bam Bronn hears the altercation and decides to intervene. Isabel: maybe Sheena: "Er..." Bronn: "Excuse me, if I may." Bogrir: do i need to have a pipe on me to light one? lol i wish i bought one actually Sheena slowly scoots up behind Bogrir Isabel's Mom: "If this... crystal thing really happened. I guess we can't say no..." Orme: Orme : Influence Check 7 pfft Sheena: (quietly) "Yeah, I didn't really know what to say to them either..." "I mean, it is dangerous and all. But that's why I want to do it, you know?" Bogrir: quietly: "This isn't the first time I've seen a clan failing to grasps the importance of one's task, lassy." Bronn: "Your daughter is in the most capable of hands. I am a sworn officer of the Wyrmsbane, one of the greatest guilds of fighters in the land. I can keep her personally safe, if need be." Bogrir: god my typing Sheena nods mutely Isabel's Dad: "...Isabel..." "I just... I don't want you ending up missing like..." Isabel: "..." Streak (GM): Everyone goes quiet. Orme: SURROUND THE DAD Bogrir 's ear perks up Zmey: "Do not worry, Mr. Dad." Isabel: "It...this isn't the same" Isabel's Mom: "Honey, we're...just worried about." Isabel: "He...I...I'm sorry" Isabel's Mom: "*you" "But...we do believe in you." Isabel: "I promise I'll come back." Isabel's Mom: "I know you will." "Right?" Isabel's Dad: "Oh! Um...yeah." Bogrir nods wisely Isabel hugs her dad Isabel's Dad: "You can do it, Turnip." Bogrir: "Miss, your daughter will come back a better, stronger person. Sheena: ;-; Orme is crying and does not know why Zmey: "I was going to say that we'll take good care of your daughter. But she seems very keen of taking care of us. Five of us! She is very strong." Isabel's Mom: "Now then. I assume you'll all be staying for dinner?" Isabel: "Oh yes! We must!" Sheena: "Oh, can we?" Orme: "well I wouldn't want to impose..." Isabel's Mom: "Would be nice to get to know you all." Sheena turns excitedly to Moe Zmey moonwalks away Bronn: "(not with that kitchenware, we aren't)" Isabel's Mom: "Great!" Sheena: "How much of a time crunch are we in here, Moe?" Bogrir: "Dinner sounds loveleh. And, perhaps, a spot of ale, miss?" Isabel: "Ask dad about the Ale, he knows where he hid it" Streak (GM): Mom starts cooking dinner for...11. Orme: "Are you playing nice over here, Meru?" Bronn: Bronn will help cooking. Picture: Streak (GM): Dad goes to get ale. Bogrir is too uncomfrotable to- oh nvm Sheena: best dad 2015 Isabel's Mom: "Oh, a cook, are you?" Isabel: Isabel takes after her father Zmey: Let us be drunk... together. Isabel's Mom: "I'd appreciate the help." Bronn: "For about 18 years now, yes'm." Bogrir: so, sorry to ask again, but i intended for bogrir to have a pipe - didn't buy one though can he still have one? Zmey: look out, mr. dad. Streak (GM): yeah go ahead Sheena: hell's kitchen staring bronn Orme: I'll send meruga back to town Bronn: Bronn : Profession (Chef) Check 24 Orme: she fast Isabel: Wow We're eating good tonight Bronn: I am the chefingest. Bogrir: phwah Orme: look she's back already Bogrir: good cook Zmey: THIS... steak. is RRWARWWWW Isabel's Mom: "Heh, I've been at it for nearly 40 years, now." Bronn: i guess bronn felt really bad about breaking that knife Sheena: lmao Isabel's Mom: "I can show you a few things, I'm sure." Sheena: bronn is basically just gordon ramsay let's admit it Bronn: "We'll see about that, ma'am." Sheena: gordon ramsay with a spear and a deep-seated hatred of dragons Bronn: also known as gordon ramsay Orme: they cook their meals too much burn the outside Bogrir: To "Dad" whose name i don't know: "So, I hear yer quite the handyman. These pieces of furniture are very nice for having been made outside of a workshop." Orme: it ruffles his chainmail Streak (GM): And she does! From cooking with Mrs. Cor, Bronn learns much of a mother's cooking. He gains +1 to Profession (Cook) Isabel begins chatting with her sister, catching up Streak (GM): yay Bronn stares wide-eyed at Mrs. Cor flip knives around. Sheena awkwardly tries to begin a conversation with Zmey Isabel: Bronn is a better cook now from watching knives flip Sheena: "Well uh, that all seemed to work out pretty well, huh?" Orme: "Are you alright over here, Moe?" Bogrir: Er are we still doing the focus thing? Isabel's Mom: "You should have seen our biggest Christmas! Had to cook for 40 people!" Zmey turns Isabel's Mom skillz Zmey: "It seems like it." Sheena: focus? Isabel's Mom: Later... Bronn: "That's, uh... impressive, really impressive." Bogrir: like so streak doesn't have to interact with 6 avatars simultaneously Isabel's Mom: "Okay, everyone sit down!" Picture: Orme: like, deal with each convo in sequence Sheena: oic well i figure Bogrir: cuz he's obviously missing my intended attempt to strike convi with Mr Cor Zmey: christmas Streak (GM): Sorry Bogrir Sheena: talk to the npcs a little more slowly Streak (GM): :B Bogrir: naw it's alright that's why i was asking Sheena: JESUS CONFIRMED Streak (GM): you can talk at dinner Zmey: jesus died for moogle sins Sheena: jesus was a moogle in this world it's the only real answer Zmey: yes Orme: Jesus Kuporist Bogrir: will the doges sit at the table too? Sheena: ive been moved Isabel: Ummm, maybe? Bronn: aw yeah, sitting next to the missus Zmey: roll initiative Streak (GM): right then Sheena: don't make this weird drufle Isabel: initiative? Sheena: she's a married lady Streak (GM): You all enjoy a nice meal! Bronn: :p bronn is weird Sheena: no matter how attractively good at cooking she is Isabel Isabel eats a lot Bogrir: cooks and scandalizes Zmey: "This is nice. A family dinner." Orme: I have my eye on you Bronnn Bogrir: perfect combo Isabel: I never get used to that Streak (GM): Bogrir and Dad have a nice chat, both being men of laborous trades. Bogrir: yay! Bronn: meruga apparently leaps over the table Orme: under Bogrir: shame i dont' get more profession out of it Zmey bursts into song. Orme: there's an under to this table Zmey: Zmey : Performance Check 9 Sheena: ouch Isabel: singing or dancing? Zmey: "I just... this moment is too touching..." Orme: "don't choke on your ale now!" Sheena: someone is SAD Zmey wipes her face with the tablecloth. Sheena alert!!! Streak (GM): Well, you ask him about the furniture and such He tells you he built the entire palce himself Bogrir: he works without the might of the dwarven forge and still comesu p with some nice things it's cool Sheena: (to Zmey) "This reminds me of my own family, a bit." Streak (GM): It's an enlightening conversation. Isabel: These guys are probably already level 20 Sheena: "Sorta makes me miss home, even though we've only just started." Orme: can I talk to annalise? Streak (GM): You also get +1 to profession Bogrir: hooray! Zmey: (to Sheena) "It must feel nice to have family around." Streak (GM): go ahead Bogrir: aaaaand it's not under consolidated is that an issue? Isabel: "Sheena, what's your family like?" Orme: "So Miss Annalise, I overheard that you are a Black Mage...?" Sheena: "Well, it can be... restrictive, sometimes..." Streak (GM): its in background Sheena is sorta flustered at being overheard Orme: was that to me streak Annalise: "Yep! I got an apprenticeship with a Black Mage near here." Sheena: "I uh, come from a village a lot like this one." Bogrir: which column do i slot it in? Sheena: "But there wasn't a whole lot there for me. So I went to Eden!" Annalise: "He gave me this hat, and I'm learning spells just like my sis here!" Bronn: bogrir: goes in misc Sheena eagerly redirects the conversation elsewhere Annalise: "Are you a mage, sir?" Sheena: "How about you, Bronn? What's your family like?" Sheena immediately regrets this decision Orme: "ah, very good! I'd just never heard of siblings being accepted into opposing schools of magic." Bronn: "My family? I haven't seen them in about half a year, they were fine last time I saw." Isabel: To Orme: "White Mages get some nonsense of their own" Orme: "And I am not a mage, though the abilities I am learning may be similar in effect" Annalise: "Oh, I just assumed you'd charmed that monster or something." Isabel: "Light, Sleep, Charm, I've seen some white mages be very aggressive" Sheena is surprised, having expected Bronn to be all secretive and stuff. Annalise: "Was going to ask when it runs out." Sheena: "Since you joined the Wyrmsbane, right?" Annalise: "I mean, am I the only one concerned about the monster?" Orme is slightly affronted, but rallies Annalise: "Not to be rude, or anything!" Zmey: this sure is a nice family. it would be unfortunate if something were to happen to them... Sheena: "Oh don't mind her, she's lovely." Bogrir: "It's the sweetest little pooch you've ever seen, lassy." Annalise: "I'm sure its very nice!" Bronn: "I haven't seen them since I joined the Wyrmsbane, no." Orme: "Meruga is my trusted companion of many months" Sheena leans forward eagerly Isabel: To Annalise: "Meruga is very friendly." Sheena: "But man, there's supposed to be some REAL monsters out in the forest! I can't wait until we... uh..." Annalise: "Hmm, we've had Lima for 10 years now." Orme: "she is not charmed by magic in any way, though I am able to converse with beasts of the wild" Zmey listens to everyone's conversations eagerly. Sheena: "Deal with them carefully and professionally." Streak (GM): Lima and Meruga are getting along very well! Orme: "with a little luck, I may be able to convince them to aid us in our quest." Streak (GM): Aww. Zmey: "nod nod" Sheena: dogeshipping Isabel: leans over to Annalise "Sheena is a blue mage" Zmey: the doge is having none of it Bogrir: Bogrir is a bit loosened due to ale: "I'll tell ye, though, lass, Meruga is very tough when it comes to fightin'... FOOD. Haha!" Orme: little hybrid shiba-lobo puppies Isabel: "She's excited to see monsters" Annalise: "Blue Magic?! I didn't think that was real!" Sheena: shibo Sheena laughs softly Bogrir: shibo inu Annalise: "Hey! Can you do a cool vomit or something?!" Sheena: "Neither did a lot of the people back in my hometown, actually." Isabel: "Anny!" Bogrir: ..vomit? Sheena: "I had to do some pretty serious digging to get started." Bogrir: what's blue magic again? Annalise: "What! That's what they do, right? Monster attacks are gross." Zmey coughs Bogrir: oh Isabel: (some monsters have blech/vomit attacks) Sheena: (mock serious) "Sadly, I have not yet learned the cool vomiting powers." Annalise: "But cool!" Orme: "Meruga can exhale a cloud of toxic gas, but I'd rather not have her do that inside a building" Zmey: "IIIII, on the other hand, practice Song Magic!" Sheena: "I've just picked up a few tricks from the wind goblins out in the plains." Bogrir: are these people ok with me smoking Annalise: "Woah, Goblin Punch, huh?" Sheena: (turning horrified to Orme) "Wait, what?!" Bogrir: and for that matter let me know when it's possible for me to take five Sheena: "I had my head right in front of her face yesterday!!" Annalise: "You know, I've heard theres a Goblin Kick..." Zmey looks around Sheena: "She didn't even show me how to do it or anything!!" Orme: "She's been very well trained to only use it on command, you're fine Sheena" Isabel: To Orme: "Wait, Meruga can do that?" Moe: "Oh, that's just a legend, kupo." Zmey: "Ssssong magic!" Zmey jazz hands Bogrir: s/a/i Orme: "it's an aspect of her species Isabel" Sheena: "Do you think you could have her do it later? Maybe I could figure out how it works." Orme: "all silver lobos can do it" Isabel: "Huh, good to know" Orme: "I can certainly try" Sheena: (to Annalise) "It's sort of a misnomer anyway. The goblins sort of have to thrust out their arms to cast, because they aren't so good at magic." Isabel: "I don't know how to cure poison yet, try not to get hurt, Sheena" Bogrir: "That does sound useful. I hope lightin' my smokeleaf in fronta her won't set it alight.' Streak (GM): During the laughter and joviality, Sheena noticed Isabel and her sister wandering off alone for a moment. They return after a minute. Sheena: "So it looks like a punch, but it's really [boring magic science words]." Zmey sulks in her chair... sipping some ale. Streak (GM): The dinner continues for some time after that. But sadly, all meals must end. Bogrir: :( Orme: no time to ask what's bugging zmey Sheena: the fact that nobody talked to her probably :XXX Orme: whoops Zmey: :))))))) Isabel: Zmey wants attention Zmey: :)))) Bogrir: er Sheena: i was gonna strike up a conversation with her next lmao Orme: it's so easy to get lost in this Sheena: such is the way of big group conversations Orme: mealtimes Bogrir: yeah sorry lol Zmey: I am going to buff the enemies next time I can probably do that Streak (GM): Isabel and the rest of the party say their goodbyes. It's very heartfelt. Sheena: i blame streak for cutting us short Bogrir: yeah it's only 1am Sheena: can we have meruga show me the poison gas trick so i can try to learn it Streak (GM): Meruga says goodbye to Lima, too. Isabel: "Goodbye!" "I'll be back, you can bet one it! 1000 gil!" Meruga howls sadly in farewell Streak (GM): The party continue on their way to the Glyphwood. And a few hours after, reach it! Yay. Picture: Music: Bogrir: sounds like a good place for me to look for a way to reinforce my hammer, if that's a thing Sheena: i guess we forgot about getting meruga to do the gas thing Isabel: how soon are we going to fight? Zmey: we could have robbed them Bogrir: i mean, mystical magical dungeon-woods? Zmey: but nooo Isabel: Cause I need to actually eat dinner Orme: in battle, sheen Zmey: everyone had to be neutral good Streak (GM): please scroll down Isabel: Don't rob the parents Zmey: streak you can control the camera shift+ping Bronn: "Finally, we got somewhere. All this walking business is dull." Isabel: BRB, Dinner Orme: the blurry woods Streak (GM): go ahead we'll be fighting a bit later Sheena: isabel will now be silent thinking about her family Streak (GM): I recommend zooming out a bit Sheena: for several minutes Bogrir: I know this music. Chrono Trigger. heart Zmey: "Some of you are from around here right? Why is this place called Glyphwood anyway?" Sheena walks forwards a bit Sheena: "Looks like the path gets really dense up ahead." Streak (GM): It very obvious, zmey! Bronn: "Magic?" Sheena: "We should probably walk double file." Streak (GM): You immediately note strange glowing glyphs on many of the trees in the denser parts of the wood. Not all of them, but some. Bronn: "Oh, that's why." Streak (GM): Would you like to look around a bit Sheena is excited, so she's running ahead a bit Zmey plucks a wildflower, then continues to flutter along. Bogrir: can i use this wood to improve my weaponry ? :X or try to at least Bronn stares intently at the glyphs. Bogrir: or does it not work like that Streak (GM): Someone roll Nature Orme: me Bogrir: err, probably shouln't b me? Sheena: Sheena : Nature Check 13 trees bore me Streak (GM): multiple can i f they want Bronn: Bronn : Nature Check 14 Orme: Orme : Nature Check 7 Sheena: i was a tree earlier that was enough Orme: gawd Bogrir: Bogrir : Nature Check 4 lol Sheena: we know NOTHING about nature streak roll for isabel? Zmey: "What are you looking around for?" Bronn: I know the most, and i dont even have ranks in it good job guys Sheena: yeah natural 5 on my +8 skill good work me Zmey: you know you cant roll those untrained right Streak (GM): You collectively note that the path ahead is obviously constructed. It must be the path to the village. Bogrir: no Sheena: nature is untrained yeah Streak (GM): Someone roll Spellcraft Bogrir: i know nothing Zmey: oh Sheena: Sheena : Spellcraft Check 20 see this i get Streak (GM): okay good Bronn: i cant do spellcraft untrained Sheena: someone pull isabel Orme: it seems that rolling for nature caused the woodland to resolve itself properly! Streak (GM): Sheena, you believe that going into the denser parts of hte wood is a bad idea. The magic inthe trees stronger there, and you might get a shock. Sheena: "Uh, guys..." Isabel: Back Zmey: "Yes?" Orme: did you swallow your dinner whole Sheena: "There's a pretty strong bit of magic coming from the denser trees. We should probably stick to the path." Bogrir: meat puppet bogrir for a bit would you? Streak (GM): Would the party like to do anything else before moving on? Sheena: im gonna cast detect magic Bogrir: alll th checks possible i guess Streak (GM): Oh! Good idea! Zmey: "What kind of magic is there?" Bogrir: i'll let you experienced players do thi thang brb Orme: Orme : Nature Check 11 Sheena: does detect magic take a roll in this game Streak (GM): Your Detect Magic spell makes hte place light up! Zmey crosses her fingers Orme: is that enough to check the birdsong Sheena: "Oh geez, this whole PLACE is BUZZING with magic." Isabel: Should I also Detect Magic? Zmey: please dont be something wild like chronomancy Sheena: "I wouldn't be surprised if the bugs here were magical, honestly." Bogrir: chronotrigermancy Streak (GM): You can see now that some of the glyphtrees are of certain elements. Sheena: "Let me see..." Streak (GM): Some are of more than one element. Bronn: "So bad magic, gotcha." Sheena twiddles her thumbs a bit and squints funny at the trees Isabel: Isabel : Spellcraft Check 23 Streak (GM): Okay, would you like to move on? Isabel: Sheena Detects, I study Bronn: "Hey, I got a plan." Orme: "stick to me Meru, we have no idea what these woods can do to us" Sheena: "The glyphs all seem to be elemental in nature... A few have more magic than others, too." "I can't really figure much else out though." Zmey: "What kind of sorcery would cause a whole forest to end up like this..." Streak (GM): Isabel doesn't learn anything new that sheena didn't before Isabel: "This place is really strange" Sheena: "And I'd rather not get any closer than necessary, personally." Orme: "is it to jump up and spy out the land ahead, perhaps, bronn?" Bronn: "My glaive is watery, right? Can I stab a water tree and see what happens." Sheena: can i roll a knowledge local to see what i know about this forest? Isabel: "Did you attune your materia?" Streak (GM): That action would require going into the dangerous woods, Bronn. Bronn: "I think so, it's hard to work any of this magic nonsense." Sheena: "Uh, Bronn, I'm not sure that's how it works." Bronn: awww ok Isabel: Moe, catch up "Maybe I could help, Bronn" Moe: "Gosh, this place is really magical!" Sheena: "Those are all out in the deeper forest, anyway. Looks like the trees around the path are mostly nonmagical." Isabel: "I've studied a little about materia as an apprentice" Zmey: "Can we find other safer paths somewhere? Or do we have no choice but to enter these woods..." Streak (GM): The path ahead looks clear enough. Sheena: "This path here looks pretty safe, so long as it isn't overgrown farther in." Isabel: To Zmey "I don't think there are any other paths, Zmey" Sheena: "We just need to stick together." Bronn: "Well that seems inexplicably dull." Sheena: streak: would i know anything about the glyphwood or its history in response to what zmey said with a knowledge check Isabel: To Bronn: "there is magic everywhere, I'm sure something will happen" Streak (GM): maybe Bronn mumbles and grumbles. Zmey: Zmey : Society Check 6 Streak (GM): try Society or something Sheena: Sheena : Society Check 15 welp Zmey: i can confirm that zmey doesnt know nothin Isabel: I don't think I can make that check Bronn: society is trained right Streak (GM): Sheena knows that there is a village here, but not much else. Sheena: this place is a little distant for me to know much Streak (GM): And you already knew that. Isabel: Welp Streak (GM): Are we moving on Orme: "I guess we should just forge on ahead" Zmey: "Hey, mo-ay. Where do you think we should head to." Sheena: "You know, I think my parents honeymooned here. Not that I asked much about that." Isabel: is it dark enough anywhere to warrent Dancing Lights? Moe: "Let's go forward!" Sheena gets sorta quiet and pensive Isabel: like, under the trees? Sheena: "Oh right!" Sheena takes the lead Orme: "Isabel, may I pull you aside for a bit?" Streak (GM): It's pretty light out. Zmey: "You heard the fluffball! Let us move." Isabel: '"Yes?" Streak (GM): It's still morning after all. Zmey: what why cant i click zmey Isabel: Streak: do the trees cut out the light significatly off the path? Sheena: streak: name moe's token Zmey: woops refreshing Orme: "Meruga has been trained to follow the commands of one other. Would you object to that other being yourself?" Isabel: "I would not" "That'd be an honor" Bronn: "Oh, well then." Picture: Streak (GM): The party move on a bit more, to another clearing. Bronn shouts back. Orme: "excellent. I was moved by your relationship with your family, and feel this would be best in regards your wellbeing." Bronn: "Hey guys! There's water!" Golurk: "See anything, you two?" Isabel: "Thank you" Golurk: woop Zmey: cough cough my voice Isabel follows Orme Zmey: was that. my voice Streak (GM): Sheena, is your Detect Magic still active? Sheena: oh yeah i'm detecting the SHIT outta this thing Zmey reads this signpost Isabel: Streak? Bogrir is falling behind Streak (GM): Then you notice the river is glowing VERY bright. Orme: he said he needs moving for a bit Isabel: Should I put up Detect Magic too? Sheena: "WHOA" Zmey: oh great another magic river Sheena grabs Bronn before he can get farther ahead Sheena: "Guys this river is magic as SHIT" Bronn: last time we found a magic river, we met a giant Zmey: remember when drufle did this oh fuuuck Isabel puts up Detect Magic as well Zmey: the return of canoe Orme: "Water is not that blue" Sheena: streak can i analyze it a little Streak (GM): In particular, it is glowing with Lightning magic. Sheena: "It's uh... lightning?" Isabel: Craaap Sheena: "That can't be right..." Zmey: "Lightning, eh??" Bronn: "Oh man, really? I gotta try some of this." Orme: "So, an electrified barrier" Sheena: "River of lightning. Gotcha." Isabel: "Erm...maybe I could try earth magic to dissipate it?" Sheena: "Let's not go in it." Isabel holds up her Earth Rod Zmey reads this piece of wood that may or may not be a signpost, again. Isabel: "Ummm..." Orme: "Get back here you fool!" Streak (GM): "Welcome to Glyphwood!" Sheena: everyone else walks past the signpost because we are shit at reading Streak (GM): That's all it says. Bronn pulls out his glaive and pokes it into the river. Isabel: "Bronn, please don't touch it" Sheena: did you juts Isabel: "Bronn!" Sheena: stick a metal spear in an electric river Bronn: its only a metal blade, the grip is wooden Streak (GM): Yeowch! That's conductive. Zmey: "Everyone! Yesterday I learned a handy spell that could help in a situation just like this." Isabel: Bronn logic has trumped us Sheena: the glaive is now smoking Sheena turns to Zmey Orme: it'll burn the wood nontheless Streak (GM): The blade sparks. Sheena: ? Bronn yanks it back out and starts waving it around to dissipate the energy. Bronn: "Yep, that's lightning alright." Zmey: "I am uncertain whether it is powerful enough to protect us enough though." Orme facepalms again Bogrir: "you could still try." Streak (GM): Someone roll Perception Bronn: Bronn : Perception Check 7 Sheena: "Come to think of it, why is there a river going straight through the path, with no bridge?" Zmey: Zmey : Perception Check 19 Bronn: nope Isabel: Isabel : Perception Check 19 Sheena: Sheena : Perception Check 2 lmaoo Orme: Orme : Perception Check 14 Zmey: Zmey : Perception Check 12 Sheena: i didn't even SEE that sign Isabel: Zmey Bogrir: Bogrir : Perception Check 16 Zmey: high fives isabel Isabel: Yeah! Power of basic sight Streak (GM): Isabel notes the tree on the other side of the river, and Bogrir notes that the wood is considerably weakerend. Zmey: oh Bogrir: "Something ain't right with that tree, fellas.' Moe: "Cmon, guys!" Moe says, flying over the river. Zmey: tfw gm senpai doesnt notice you Bronn: "Alright, one sec, Moe." Isabel: "Ok, so if we hit the tree we might be able to knock it down" "And cross over the river" Streak (GM): I should note btw Bogrir: "Yes.' Streak (GM): its safe to stand on the shorey tiles Isabel: Not taking that chance Streak (GM): but no more than that Bronn: hmmmmm Zmey: tfw zmey remember she can fly Streak (GM): so its 20 ft wide Picture: Bronn: i can totally jump this river Isabel: The tree is out of my range, I think Zmey: "I'll see you on the other side!" Sheena: "Hey, Moe, if you made it over..." Bogrir: well, zmey'll take care of us Sheena: "I guess it's relatively safe above the waters." Zmey: "What should I do about this?" Streak (GM): Zmey flies, because I forgot she can do that. Bogrir: "I don't s'pose you could knock that tree down, lass?" Sheena: "Zmey, do you think you could push it over towards us?" Isabel: "Knock the tree down!" Sheena: "Bronn, you can jump over and help her, right?" Bogrir: peer pressure Zmey shouts across the river Orme: "Bronn, could you carry Bogrir with you on a jump?" Bronn: "I can probably leap over, if I need to." Zmey: "Does anyone have an axe?" Isabel: Watch Bronn get a critical failure Bronn: "Carry him? Not if I have to jump, no." HERE WE GO Bogrir: "I am not a trail pack to be carried around, fool!" Orme: "shame" Sheena: "Uh... what do you have?" Bronn: Bronn : Athletics Check 16 ... Bogrir 's pride is gravely hurt Sheena: oh god Isabel: Oh...crap He did it Orme: "Would a sword do?" Bronn: i mean Sheena: the critical failure Zmey: "Sticks and swords can;t break this tree" Isabel: He had a critical failure Bronn: that still gets me halfway across the river Streak (GM): Bronn leaps kinda far, but not really. Sheena: no it's a critical failure Zmey: "Anything sturdy enough to strike it with!" Streak (GM): He lands though Sheena: the 1 overrides the bonuses Picture: Streak (GM): Bzzt!! Orme: is that what the red means Isabel: "BRONN!!" Sheena: hover over it orme Bronn: "HUZzuzuzhZUZHZUzuZHU" Streak (GM): The river is quite shallow, but Bronn takes... Zmey: "Oh great." Sheena: it says 1 + 15 Isabel: "How do we get him out!?" Streak (GM): rolling 1d3 ( 2 ) = 2 2 damage Bronn: Bronn : Athletics Check 29 Picture: Zmey: everyone just cross lol Streak (GM): He should get going Orme: aww Isabel: Can you just jump out of the water? Bronn: "Ok... never doing that again." Sheena: "I can't make that jump! I've got all this... stuff!!" Zmey: its not like it deals magma-level damage Bronn: yes i can jump out of water Orme: I was all set to just nudge him out with my staff Isabel: No way I'm jumping this Streak (GM): Listen, you have a lot of fighting ahead Picture: Bronn pokes the tree a bit. Bogrir: "Tree please, m'boy!" Isabel: "There is no way I can jump over this" Streak (GM): please don't tank it Sheena: "Bronn, can you sort of... poke it...?" Zmey: "Yeah you... cut that down. With your stick." Bronn swings his glaive into the bottom of the tree. Zmey: I will aid?? Streak (GM): The tree is quite weak, would you like to attack it? Isabel: I'm not keen on 3 damage Sheena: "Make sure it falls towards us!!" Bronn: Bronn : Melee Attack Check 25 Sheena: ooh crit Streak (GM): Go ahead and roll damage Zmey: waow Bronn: HRRRRRRR Sheena: critical treechop Isabel: The first time he hits something, its something that doesn't move Bronn: that does uh Sheena: xD Bogrir: we all hear a blast as he MURDERS THAT TREE AND ALL ITS ANCESTORS dea d Sheena: im dying Bronn: 32 damage Bogrir: do we even HAVE a tree after this? Bronn: oh wait no i have to roll first Isabel: He doesn't just chop it down, he cleaves right rhough it Bronn: rolling 1d10+6 ( 8 )+6 = 14 it does 28 Zmey: thats not how crits work Bronn: oh wait what Zmey: you roll twice Sheena: chop straight through the bottom and kick it over Orme: "That... was impressive" Sheena: are we doing roll twice rather than doubling Bronn: you roll twice, really? Isabel: Oh you have to confirm, right? Bronn: i usually just multiply Sheena: it's more balanced Bronn: also i forgot that my glaive is actually x3 Sheena: 2 damage crits are sad Isabel: or do we not do confirms Bronn: so thatd be 42 Sheena: confirms are lame Zmey: do confirms Isabel: no confirms then Sheena: streak Zmey: Zmey : Strength Check 23 Orme: confirms are lame for immobile things Bogrir: why not? Sheena: what the fuck are the crit rules Zmey: i aid Bogrir: it's a game Bronn: zmey aids very hard Sheena: oH MY GOD ANOTHER CRIT Bogrir: we should have a chance to not win it isntantly Zmey: that adds +2 or something Bogrir: :P Bronn: together we just slaughter this poor tree Streak (GM): With a single mighty blow, Bronn releases all of his tensions and cleaves the tree in two. Bronn: so much for using it as a bridge Sheena: streak this clarifies nothing Streak (GM): God, that felt good. Zmey: good job no more bridge Sheena: besides the thing we all agreed on the tree is dead as fuck Bogrir: "I... that is some impressive swing there, lad!" Streak (GM): The tree falls over, creating a bridge. Picture: Orme: no you see Isabel: "..." Orme: its on half now Sheena: bronn is full of zappy rage Isabel: "Wpw" Bronn shakes his hand out a bit, having hit the tree a little harder than he expected. Isabel: "*wow" Orme: now we don't have to balance on a round log Streak (GM): Go ahead and cross Sheena: it's created spagetti for us Streak (GM): yes that works Zmey: your welcome Isabel: spagati time Bronn: "Man, that really worked. I should get electrified more often." Zmey: little did bronn know that he only split the tree Isabel: Bogrir, get our of there Sheena: "Come on, Meru!!" Zmey: zmey pushed it Bogrir: I thought meruga'd be terrified Zmey: thats canon now Orme: Bogrir what are you doing Sheena: the ol whack n shove Orme: she's at heel with me Streak (GM): sorry that was me i think Orme: she goes where I go Isabel: GM wanted to zap more people Bogrir: what WAS I doing? Bronn: by the way bronn is still not very found of zmey Sheena: "Okay, uh, let's go!" Isabel: "I'm going to hang back in the middle" Zmey: "We should really get all of you some wings sometime. From that Cid person." Bronn: just as a side note Streak (GM): Onwards! Picture: Orme: thirsty after all that beer, bogrir drinks the lighting water Bronn: oh dear Sheena: "Uh, guys?" Bronn: i see a puzzle Bogrir: "A dwarf... with wings. I'd be an even further laughing stock." Sheena: im detecting the shit out of this magic Bronn: "Now what the fuck is going on here." Isabel: "I would love wings, actually" Detect Magic! Everywhere Zmey: hold the hecka up Sheena does some hand wavey glowy eye things Streak (GM): Indeed. You see seven pedestals. Sheena: "Careful, guys." Bogrir: what're they made of Orme: "precious gems? left unstolen in a forest?" Sheena: She doesn't look at Bronn, but she's totally talking to him. Zmey: if all of us stand there we all get struck my lightning or something Isabel: Isabel : Detect Magic School Enhancing; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 Standard Action Components N/A Range 60ft Effects/Target Cone Duration Concentration, 1mins. Saving Throw N/A DC 14 Spell Resistance No Detects all spells and magic items within 60 ft. Can gleam more info from studying for up to 3 rounds. http://www.finalfantasyd20.com/ffd20/spells--d-f-.html Streak (GM): Four of them have orbs on them Zmey: O R B T O U C H O R B Streak (GM): the middle is grey, while the others are red, light blue and green. 3 are empty, though. Bronn pokes the light blue orb with his glaive. Zmey: "Who put these here." Bogrir: is this a machine Sheena: "I'm still warming up, but I'm going to take a guess and say that this is some elemental puzzle thing." Bogrir: will a dwarf recognise any of this Streak (GM): There is no reaction from the orb. Picture: Isabel: "Are we sure we're on the right path?" Bogrir: amd i useful at all for this puzzle Sheena: "Who put this on a path." Zmey: "Is it the same cheeky person who put up that sign from before?" Sheena: "Who MADE this path?" Bronn picks up the orb. Zmey: "Glyphwood. Not even once." Isabel: "Someone would've seen this, right?" Sheena: "Wait... is this a tourist destination?" Streak (GM): Detect magic shows they are each elemental in nature. Sheena: "Could explain why the parents came here..." Streak (GM): Red is Fire, Light blue is ice, and green is wind. Sheena: "Yeah, they're elemental all right. Looks like fire, ice, and wind." Streak (GM): The grey orb is inert, however. Isabel: side quest Sheena? Sheena: "Surprise surprise." Bronn is having difficulty tearing the orb off the pedestal. Zmey: "Is this an eye?" Sheena: isabel: that's my name at the pub sidequest sheena Streak (GM): Actually, Bronn, the orb comes right off. Isabel: "It kinda does look like an eye" Bronn falls on his bottom. Streak (GM): And nothing happens.. Bronn: "Hey guys, I got one!" Orme: "I'm concerned by the pedestals that are empty, more than anything" Sheena: "My bullshit detector says that we're going to have to go find more of these and bring them back." Isabel: "You think we need to put orbs on the other pedestals?" We all have the same idea Sheena: "Looks like someone started the puzzle for us. How kind." Bronn glares intently at the orb, looking for hidden meanings. Zmey: "Don't go get possessed by otherworldly forces please." Bronn does not find any. Isabel: "Wait, why are we getting more orbs?" Sheena: "Hey, I read as many heroic novels as the rest of you guys. I know a puzzle when I see one." Bronn shakes the orb. Orme: "Meru, does the orb have a scent?" Zmey: "I wonder why there are only three orbs." Isabel: "True...Alright! Lets solve this!" Sheena: "Bronn, mess with it all you want, as long as you don't break it." Isabel: "Should we split up?" Zmey climbs up on a pedestal Sheena: "Well if these three are fire, ice, and wind, we need to find lightning, earth, and water, right?" Zmey: Zmey : Performance Check 8 Zmey does a totally lame pose Sheena: "Should we go back and check the river for lightning?" Streak (GM): One sec Bronn stows the ice orb in his pouch. Bogrir: i hate this interface Isabel: "I'm not keen on entering electric water" Bogrir: Bogrir : Knowledge-Engineering Check 12 Orme: "but how would we go about panning a river with an electric current?" Sheena tries really hard not to giggle at Zmey and gives her this weird condescending smile instead Bronn: "With a glaive, of course!" Sheena: "BRONN NO" Bogrir is just shocked at this spectacle in front of him Sheena sighs deeply Zmey: "Should we look around this forest some more?" Streak (GM): Bogrir can't determine anything of the pillar's craftsmanaship Bronn really wants to use his glaive. Sheena: "Yeah, let's do that." Orme: "maybe we should search for the river's source. If there's a lightning artifact causing the problem, it would logically be there." Zmey: "Seems like there are more paths around here." Streak (GM): that was a typo but its also a pun Isabel: "Bronn, no lighting water" Sheena: "Shall we split up? Get it done faster? I don't want to be in here at night." Zmey: "Let's split up, gang!" rooby roo Sheena: "Who knows how many more puzzles we have." Bogrir: ooh Isabel: "I'll travel with Zmey then" Bogrir: splitting up interesting Zmey: "Oh. you." Isabel: "Three paths, six of us" Orme: "nose to the ground Meru! Find more orbs!" Sheena yells GIRLS AND GUYS Moe: "Guys, are you suree about this?!" Isabel: "What is it Moe? You feel something?" Sheena pushes isabel and zmey off to the west/left Moe: "These woods could have monsters in them!" Bronn: Bronn : Perception Check 2 Sheena: "We can take em!" Bogrir: such subtle hint Bronn: look at all the monsters Sheena does her best Rosie the Riveter Moe: "We should stick together!" Zmey: "The fluffball has a point, really." Orme: "Yes, we can't afford to die here" Isabel: well, alright, which way first? "Alright, which way first?" Sheena: "They said the monsters weren't showing up here. That was the problem, right?" Bogrir: I may be about to hurl, sorry, br Isabel: "Oh, I have an idea!" Streak (GM): Btw is anyone taking an orb with them? Bogrir: b Sheena: you ok sol? Zmey: "If you found another river and neither I nor the Grasshopper Man were there you would be hopeless." Bronn: i have the ice orb Streak (GM): okay (ill keep the image there for now) Sheena: "Well..." Isabel: Isabel : Dancing Lights School Light; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 Standard Action Components N/A Range 110 Effects/Target 4 lights within a 10 ft area Duration 1 Minute Saving Throw N/A DC 14 Spell Resistance No Create four spots of light or a vaguely humanoid shape that dance in any desired motion. http://www.finalfantasyd20.com/ffd20/spells--d-f-.html Orme: I'll take the green one Bronn: and bronn is currently considering taking the other orbs but decides against it Isabel sends lights to act as lures Sheena: "I guess it is safer to travel together..." "Are you guys sure that we should take those?" Isabel: "If there is something waiting for us, we might get to suprise it instead" Zmey: "Someone else might take them." Bronn: "Sure? Of course I'm not sure, but it looks cool." Isabel grabs the wind orb Zmey: "Better for us to have them for safekeeping." Streak (GM): Btw you can move the orbs now Bogrir: back Isabel: "Yeah, don't want these to go missing" Bogrir: who asked if i'm ok? Streak (GM): like your tokens Isabel: Sheena did Bogrir: i am but just have been a bit ill in the last 3 days or so Streak (GM): please go easy on them though Sheena: feel better :[ Orme: the orbs fly away never to return Sheena: "What about this thing in the middle?" Sheena pokes it carefully Bogrir: err Isabel: thank you Streak Zmey nudges the eye a little bit. Streak (GM): where di they go Isabel puts the orb in her backpack Bogrir: sorry the interface uh.. GLITCHED or something Sheena: people are sitting on them strk Streak (GM): okay you're on top of it Bogrir: and the green one disappeare Bronn: i have bronn on top of the orb Isabel: I think you moved the green one away from me Bronn: the wind one just flew off Streak (GM): you can leave the tokens here, we'll presume you have them Zmey: careful, it might hatch Streak (GM): There are three exists here Zmey: "Shall we find the rest?" Isabel: "alright, which way shall we go?" Streak (GM): Someone roll perception Zmey: Zmey : Perception Check 17 Bogrir: Bogrir : Perception Check 9 Isabel: Isabel : Perception Check 20 Bronn: Bronn : Perception Check 18 Orme: Meruga : Perception Check 10 Bogrir: boom Sheena: Sheena : Perception Check 2 not again Orme: Orme : Perception Check 17 Sheena: you might as well say 'everyone' Bogrir: isabel 20's Isabel: Percieve...EVERYTHING Zmey: whisper your secrets Streak (GM): It's obvious to most of you, the roaring noise of a waterfall, that is. To the NW. Isabel: logical Streak (GM): Isabel spots something else, though. Isabel: oooh Streak (GM): To the NWW, a rocky sprie reaches upwards. Sheena: rip in peace wind orb Streak (GM): spire* Zmey: "I hear the song of cascading waters...." Orme: "aha, that waterfall may be the source of the river!" Isabel: "Theres something else this way" "Some kind of...rock?" Sheena: "Wait, what waterfa- oh!" Bogrir: i have no idea where i put it Sheena: "I sort of... tuned it out..." Bogrir: the screen just dragged all the way to the rightmost edge Streak (GM): Which way are we going? Bogrir: and it's just gone Zmey: "So I am assuming the lightning originates from the falls." Picture: Isabel: "Lets go this way then" Bogrir: NW, guys? Isabel: NW!! Sheena: "Why don't we go that way first, then." Bronn marches on ahead. Sheena: "Stick together, guys, it's narrow up here." Picture: Streak (GM): Ahead, you see the waterfall. It's a decent size. Sheena: a cool orb, or corb Isabel: when you said NWW, I thought there'd be a spire to the right Streak (GM): Detect magic notes that a Water Orb is beind it Bronn: or water, that too Sheena: NWW would be the leftmost path Streak (GM): But the waterfall is teeming with electricity Isabel: Does detect magic say death water? Sheena: "Bingo. One water orb." Streak (GM): DON'T TOUCH IT. Bronn: well technically tahtd be WNW aw Sheena: "Super deadly water too." Zmey: "Strange that it just pools around here. It must drain underground." Orme: is that waterfall meant to be moving Streak (GM): FUCKIN DON'T Isabel: "We need to be smart about this" Bronn: man i was going to touch it Sheena: "I think it might drain away to the west, Zmey, through the really dense trees." Isabel: "I think the water flows into the woods" Bronn: "Alright, alright, I hear ya, no pokin' death water." Sheena: "It must sorta... curve around downhill or something." Orme: "Isabel, what earth magic do you know?" Isabel sends Dancing lights to scout around under the trees Sheena: "Anyone got any bright ideas?" Isabel: Hoping to see if we're being watched Zmey: "Who wants to hear my newly obtained composition then?" Streak (GM): Isabel spots nothing interesting. Sheena: "What do you have for us?" Orme: "Anything if it might help us, Zmey" Isabel: "If you can manage, go ahead, Zmey" Streak (GM): A squirell was watching, though. Zmey: what roll initiative, we must slay the spy Bogrir: quietly cynical "Oh, I do" Orme: is the squirrel approacchable? Bogrir: but NOBODY hears! Streak (GM): It's gone now. Orme: aw Sheena: guys don't get sidetracked by squirrel plz Streak (GM): The light scared it! Orme: but rodent frend Zmey: "Elemental Carol. A festive tune that protects against the elements." Isabel: Hah, take that squireel Orme: "!!" Sheena: "Do you think we could just... sorta go in and grab it then?" Isabel: "Sounds handy" Streak (GM): How strong is this protection? Is it just Endure Elements? Zmey: "Again, I am not sure if the charm is powerful enough to ward against.. this." Sheena: we left moe behind Zmey: good Isabel: "It's worth a shot" Sheena: endure elements is a resistance of weather kinda thing right rather than elemental damage Isabel: "Not Bronn though, he's already been shocked" Zmey: elemental resistance 5 Sheena: oh nice that'd be 5 less damage and if it's d3... right? Isabel: The lighting can't hurt us then Zmey: i already have lightning resistance 1 from a class feature Isabel: or maybe it heals us? (no, but that'd be funny) Bogrir: can't you just fly and get it? Zmey: so if this is a 1d6 i am safe Streak (GM): I should note, you need a Strength check to pass the falls. Sheena: "Zmey, will your song work on you, too?" Bronn: YES STRENGTH Isabel: "Zmey, can you use the charm and get the orb at the same time?" Bogrir: is there a particular reason you're trying to get hurt drufle? :P Sheena: "It's pretty high up. I think only you and the dragoon can make it." Orme: "yes, I would advise against this" Isabel sends lights into the falls to hopefully give Zmey a better look Bronn: no, bronn is just a bit foolhardy and reckless Orme: "you wouldn't be able to keep singing with the falls crashing down around you" Zmey: "Yes this might need to be a team effort again." Streak (GM): Zmey splashing around for a bit, but eventually feels a shock. Bronn: "The dragoon, huh? I have a name, miss." Zmey: Im flying Streak (GM): Oh Sheena: streak: shes airburn Bogrir: airBURN Orme: tiny wings Isabel: "If it gets bad, get out and let me heal you" Streak (GM): Btw, the fall lights up more than the water Isabel: "I'm not having you die to water" Sheena: "Alright, Mr. knighty-pants." Zmey: "It's pretty high up." Sheena: "Sir jumpsalot." Bronn: "I can totally make that jump." Zmey: "How do we approach this?" Streak (GM): You assume that is stronger than the water's current. Orme: Orme : Perception Check 3 I am bad at these blame the shortsightedness Bogrir: With a failed perception check. Does that mean orme does something stupid? Bronn begins looking around the cliff face. Streak (GM): wait why do we think its high up Zmey: "Does anyone have a grappling hook?" Sheena: "The falls are actually a little more electrified than the rest of the river, guys." Isabel moves close to be in range of healing Sheena: streak: it looked high up on the cllifface Streak (GM): its just in a cave behind hte falls Zmey: oh Orme: ohh Isabel: "I really wish I spent more on supplies" Zmey: why didnt you say so Streak (GM): shits strong though Bogrir: what is somewhere were to whack the cave wall with a hammer if* Isabel: cavein? Sheena: "Maybe we could... block the flow of the water somehow?" Orme: and bring the whols cliff face down? no thank you! Sheena: "I'm a little worried about you guys just charging in there." Zmey: "Bronn, I'm going to play it now. Are you ready?" Streak (GM): It's a giant waterfall, good luck with that. Isabel: "the flow comes from high up. I don't know if we can stop it" Bogrir: I'm a dwarf, have none of you played dwarf fortress? Isabel: "Bronn, don't you die in there" Bronn: "Don't worry about me, I'll shrug it off." Picture: Sheena: "Just like, a little bit. So they could reach in." Bogrir: they can do anything Orme: Isabel you have an earth rod don't you Zmey: Zmey : Summon Instrument School Summoning; Level Bard 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range N/A Effects/Target One summoned handheld musical instrument Duration Concentration + Cha + 1 Saving Throw N/A DC 13 Spell Resistance No Performance Check : 24 (DC 10) This song summons one handheld musical instrument of your choice. This instrument appears in your hands or at your feet (your choice). Only one instrument appears per performing, and it will play only for you. You can't summon an instrument too large to be held in two hands. The summoned instrument disappears at the end of this song. oops Isabel: Well Bogrir: no backsies Zmey: (what instrument do you want to appear) Bogrir: you summon the damn lute Sheena: lol Isabel: Ukelele Zmey: "Seems like a lute day today." Isabel: aw Bogrir: it said 'bard'... :P Zmey: "One, two, one two three" Zmey : Elemental Carol School Enhancing/Elemental (Any); Level Bard 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 30 ft. Effects/Target Allies within 30 ft. Duration Concentration + Cha + 1 Saving Throw Will negates (harmless) DC 14 Spell Resistance Yes (Harmless) Performance Check : 24 (DC 12) Each round this song is in effect, allies within 30 feet of the bard gain a +2 morale bonus to Saving Throws against the elemental (of the chosen type) spells and effects as well as an Elemental (of the chosen type) Resistance of 5. Sheena: "Ooh, tingly!" Isabel: "Woah, this is pretty strong" Zmey: Musical notes radiate from the vibrating strings Streak (GM): Would Bronn like to try cross into the cave? Sheena: "Move a little closer, Zmey?" Bronn leaps into the water and begins swimming through the waterfall. Isabel: Ready on heals Zmey: They flash a dazzling cyan color Streak (GM): Roll a Strength check Zmey: "This should protect from the lightning a little bit." Bronn: rolling d20+4 ( 5 )+4 = 9 hublublub Isabel: no Sheena: yikes Streak (GM): rolling 2d6 ( 4 + 1 ) = 5 Bogrir: ... Streak (GM): You are pushed back. Sheena: it's 5 damage resistance he's fine Streak (GM): You take no damage though. Sheena: whose floating die is that "You can do it!" Zmey: "Try again?" Sheena: "I believe in you!!" Bronn: "HRBRBLRBLRBL LIGHTNING RBHRBLRHRLHR OHWHY" Isabel watches Bronn flounder Bogrir: tiny potato believes you can do the thing Orme: "get in there!" Sheena: tINY POTATO Isabel does a facepalm Bronn: rolling d20+4 ( 17 )+4 = 21 Streak (GM): rolling 2d6 ( 3 + 6 ) = 9 Isabel: Uh oh Streak (GM): BZT! Isabel: does he make it? Bogrir: was actually NOT referring to your character :P Bronn: "HRZHRZHRUAHAUAHA" Bogrir: it's in botania Streak (GM): The shock interrupts your action. Sheena: i know im just happy about tiny potato Bogrir: oh good Streak (GM): You are pushed back. Bogrir: tiny brotato Isabel: 4 damage, then? Zmey: "I can keep this up all day, but..." Streak (GM): And you take 4 damage. Sheena: "Maybe we should try a different way." Bronn: "Alright to hell with this, this is really bad." Sheena: "Bronn is starting to look a bit crispy." Picture: "And... soggy." Bronn: on the plus side Bogrir: maybe i could try i'm strong Moe: "Why don't we try another path?" Bronn: i can use limit breaks now Bogrir: like really strong Isabel: "Can wind interrupt this long enough for Bronn to get through?" Zmey: streak you should change the music Sheena: "Good idea, Moe." Zmey: when zmey starts a playin, lol Sheena: "We can always come back, right?" Orme: "the water gem can't be the source of the electricity. We need to solve that problem first!" Bogrir: or not Streak (GM): i don't have neough music for that Bogrir: i guess i'll wait til I have to whack something Isabel: "Alright, lets back off then" Zmey: tfw u waste a spell Sheena: (isabel) "I can't keep up a sustained burst of wind or anything like that." Bogrir: who wants a WHACK? eh? eh? Orme: we're both in the same boat, Bog Sheena: "Mostly just single blasts." Zmey: i can keep playing this as long as i concentrate though Isabel: "Yo, Bronn!? You need a heal?" Sheena sort of waves her arms around a bit, shrugs, and gets going Bronn: "No, no, I'm totally fine." Streak (GM): Bronn has -4 MP i guess?? Bronn: "Justzzzbzbzbzzbz a little energized, I guess." yeah uh Zmey: "Maybe we can.. hook it.": Bronn: i put that in the wrong thing Isabel give Bronn a worried look, and moves on Streak (GM): where's the damn wind orb Bogrir: just force a heal on him Sheena: [bronn's clothes are smoking and he's got a horrible headache] Bogrir: he's too reckless Isabel: "Stay near me, Bronn" Sheena: how did we lose the wind orb Bronn: it sailed off to the right i think Zmey sighs Isabel: Right, check right Bogrir: i dropped it god knows where by accident Streak (GM): how the fuck lol Isabel: you did this Sheena: YoU DiD tHiS Orb Pil e Bogrir: the interface glitched and force dragged right man i swear Sheena: lmao Isabel: this is why you don't give people power Streak (GM): Right, there's West and East now. Isabel: West Sheena: "How about we try this path?" Streak (GM): Remeber the spire, too. Isabel: I think i saw something that way Sheena: "The one with the spire?" Bronn: "Letzzzzzzz go west, I think." Isabel: Or the spire tto the wpire Zmey: wheres the spire again Bogrir: spire Zmey: which direction was that Sheena: are you a robot or something bronn Bogrir: whackky whacky Sheena: why are you still buzzing Bronn: he is quite shocking Zmey: his greatest secret Isabel: He;s electrified or something Bogrir: he had... an ENERGY DRINK hahahaha... ha.. Zmey: he is an android built by the wyrmsbane Orme: augh Zmey: to be the ultimate killing machine Picture: Sheena: "Oh for gods' sake." Bronn: "Oh, for fuck's sake. More water?" Bogrir: such a dry fucking crows Isabel: "Water..." said with great distain Sheena: "Jinx, almost." Bogrir: those are awesome puns crowd* Sheena: bogrir: i can see bronn as an energy drink mascot "drink ultriviolet bull and jump like me" Isabel: "Moe, can you check ahead a little?" Streak (GM): Please roll perception Bronn: Bronn : Perception Check 3 Zmey: "Maybe they should consider renaming this place Glyphmarsh?" Bronn: nope Isabel: Isabel : Perception Check 6 Bogrir: Bogrir : Perception Check 6 Zmey: Zmey : Perception Check 12 Sheena: Sheena : Perception Check 5 Bogrir: ugh Orme: "Bronn or Zmey can go ahead to check out around the bend, at least" Isabel: ouch Sheena: "WHO MADE THESE PATHS" Isabel: my luck ran out Bogrir: how can bogrir be a craftsman and be as perceptive as a fucking log Bronn: time to jump i guess Sheena is too frustrated to notice things Streak (GM): Orme, you as well Orme: Orme : Perception Check 15 Isabel: Detect Magic Sheena is experiencing seasonal allergies Isabel: Never trust that things are the same Streak (GM): OKay, proceed Sheena: bogrir: he's always staring at his work rather than ~the big wide world~ Zmey sits down on the grass Isabel: "Zmey! Can you look ahead?" Streak (GM): Is Bronn going to cross? Bronn: yes Zmey: "I can!" Sheena: streak: we're still detecting magic Zmey: no peeking Isabel sends some Dancing Lights forward with Zmey Bronn gets a bit of a running start. Bronn: Bronn : Athletics Check 20 Sheena: i'm gonna guess this is still all big thunder river? Bronn: hUF Picture: Bogrir blocks bronn Bogrir: for kicks what check do i nee d nah jk Sheena: and by for kicks you mean he gets kicked Bogrir: i miss being chaotic Sheena: in the head lmaoo Bronn: well nuts so close Sheena: dude Isabel: Heals now! Picture: Sheena: you are the worst at jumps Bronn: Bronn : Athletics Check 24 Streak (GM): rolling 1d3 ( 3 ) = 3 Bogrir: he did so well when farm animals were incolved Isabel: Isabel : Cure School Healing; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 25 Effects/Target One living creature Duration Instant Saving Throw Will negates DC 15 Spell Resistance Yes (Harmless) Heals 11 points of damage. Streak (GM): ow Isabel: I target Bronn Zmey: "Maybe you should consider a change of career, bane man." Sheena: good cure Streak (GM): heals Sheena: brb getting a food Isabel: Before he jumps out Streak (GM): as bronn crosses the river Bronn: "Ok, that was. Unfortunate." Zmey: "Let's go." Bronn glares at Zmey and shakes off his clothes. Streak (GM): Ptwang! Bronn: ptwang? Streak (GM): nono Isabel: what? Orme: uh oh Streak (GM): An arrow flies through the air Isabel: "Ack!" Zmey: fwhat Isabel: "Where!?" Streak (GM): rolling 1d20+3 ( 3 )+3 = 6 Bronn: bronn catches the arrow with his mighty reflexes Zmey: tfw no perception Bronn: ha, try again! Streak (GM): It sails right past Zmey's head, though Zmey: ??? Bronn: "... what?" Zmey: "My hair..." Isabel Isabel sends Dancing Lights to help with visibility Orme: oh shit Isabel: "We're Under Attack!" Picture: Music: Streak (GM): Kobolds jump out! Orme: so, how flatfooted are we all Bronn: "An ambush, huh? I like these odds!" Picture: Streak (GM): Suprise round! Zmey: if only zmey were actually effective she would go berserk on these Sheena pulls an apple out of her bag Sheena: :D Zmey: noice music Streak (GM): right one sec Isabel: Flatfooted doesn't do much for me. My AC is low anyways Sheena notices kobolds Sheena: D: Bronn: Bronn : Initiative Check 21.02 yus Zmey: Zmey : Initiative Check 16.04 Sheena: Sheena : Initiative Check 17.02 Zmey: ho ho ha ha Bronn: remember to target your pog Sheena: "no valid token" Orme: Orme : Initiative Check 6 Sheena: ffs Bronn: before rolling initiatve Sheena: streak can you like edit me in there Isabel: where is my initiative? Orme: Meruga : Initiative Check 15.02 Streak (GM): rolling 1d20 ( 19 ) = 19 rolling 1d20 ( 12 ) = 12 rolling 1d20 ( 18 ) = 18 rolling 1d20 ( 6 ) = 6 rolling 1d20 ( 10 ) = 10 Isabel: I don't have initiative where is it? Orme: under core Isabel: Isabel : Initiative Check 7.01 Found it I didn't get added Sheena: streak: you need to edit in isabel and i you have to select your pog first or it doesn't work also edit in meru orme ended up with her score this system is not perfect Streak (GM): what did they roll pls Sheena: 17 Isabel: Its pretty wonky Sheena: meru had a 15 orme had a 6 Zmey: brb Sheena: isabel 7 Isabel: I didn't even try to be close to a Kobald Yet I ended up near one anyways Oh, its the one I move before Hah! Streak (GM): god that took an age Sheena: we're surprised they all get to go first Isabel: LezGO!! Bogrir: Bogrir : Initiative Check 2 Zmey: back Streak (GM): anyway, the grunts attack in the surprise round! Zmey: everyone is still rolling initiative why is bronn at the bottom Bronn: i get skipped Bogrir: i ha an accident involving chilli sauce Sheena: surprise round Bronn: its a surprise round Bogrir: sry Zmey: oh yeah Isabel: Chilli sauce, the fall of many empires Orme: it's fine Zmey: these kobolds capital u ugly Streak (GM): oh my god im so lag Sheena: im not so lag Zmey: and we're the lag lag Bronn: and we're the lag grumps Orme: lag lumps Sheena: you fucking nerds Zmey: refresh Isabel: NEEERD grumps Sheena: wel Streak (GM): Okay lets go Isabel: We are the best at battling Zmey: i hate Bronn: your fault for being in the front Sheena: flatfooteddd Picture: Zmey: "Don't you DARE." Streak (GM): rolling 1d20+1 ( 4 )+1 = 5 Isabel: Oh he dares Bronn: he does not dare Isabel: just not very well Streak (GM): The grunt misses! They're using spears, btw. Zmey: No, the grunt is terrified of my presence. Clearly. Isabel: Dragoons? Bronn: spears, eh?1?!?! they gon die Sheena: ol o kobold dragoons Streak (GM): Kobold archer alreayd attack though Isabel: Oh they are all dying they will all burn Sheena: D: Isabel: in the light Sheena: :D Zmey stares down the Kobold while thinking of a course of action Isabel: we're good, right Streak (GM): This grunt next Picture: Sheena notices that they're on the other side of the river too Streak (GM): He slings a bullet at Bronn! Sheena: "Oh god they've surrounded us!" Streak (GM): rolling 1d20+3 ( 8 )+3 = 11 Bronn: nope my flat-footed is 12 Sheena: "...Say, how did you guys cross the river? :3" Zmey: "A damned pincer attack..." Isabel: "I doubt they'd be willing to tell us" Streak (GM): This one next! Sheena: rock bounces off bronn's armor Isabel: "Probably climbed through the tress" Bronn: "Hoh ho, feisty ones, aren't you?" Sheena: bronn unimpressed Orme: "I'd ask, but Kobolds are slightly smarter than animals. slightly?" Streak (GM): He jumps out at Orme, spear raised! Picture: Orme: *. "!!" Streak (GM): rolling 1d20+1 ( 16 )+1 = 17 Isabel: "Orme!" Orme: ack! Sheena: "They're not THAT dumb. They're just jerks." Streak (GM): rolling 1d6-1 ( 2 )-1 = 1 Isabel: pfffft Streak (GM): Poke Orme: "was that supposed to hurt?" Bogrir: MINUS one? Isabel: Good thing I healed Bronn Streak (GM): and last and also least Isabel: Bogrir is next how? Bronn: yeah little guys have penalties to damage sometimes Bogrir: bronn got skipped Orme: Size Modifier Penalty Bronn: everyone got skipped, its a surprise round guys Picture: Streak (GM): This guy jumps out from behind a rock Sheena: less than 10 strength Bogrir: well i dunno man i rolled 2 Isabel: Bogrir has a 2 Bogrir: put me where i need to be Isabel: he's not a Kobald Bronn: hes going to be skipped too Orme: oh so Streak (GM): He shouts something Kob...aldian? Orme: we all roll init Streak (GM): is that a thing Orme: but the kobols attack first Sheena: streak has just been skipping people as they come up in the turn order Bogrir: Kobassholian Orme: regardless of init? Sheena: Kobold is a language they all speak one language, apparently. Bronn: yeah i think its just kobold Isabel: Seriously? Bronn: yes thats how surprise rounds work Streak (GM): Anyway, something glows above him, and forms into a blue hammer. Isabel: Welp Craaap Streak (GM): Then he points at... Isabel: Buffs! Zmey: goodbye mp Sheena stares at it, mesmerised Streak (GM): rolling 1d3 ( 1 ) = 1 Bogrir! Isabel: Can Sheena learn this? Zmey: oh good Sheena: oh hell yes i can Streak (GM): rolling 1d20+4 ( 17 )+4 = 21 Bronn: technically we could roll initiative after they start but whatever Streak (GM): It bonks him on the head Orme: that would be simpler Streak (GM): rolling 1d4 ( 3 ) = 3 Bogrir loses 3 MP! Isabel: Lol Streak (GM): Oh no!!!! Isabel: what? Streak (GM): Sheena, you can learn that, btw. Isabel: "Bogrir, you alright?" Sheena: are they humanoids Bogrir: "I seem to be even LESS magical now." Streak (GM): yes Sheena: Sheena : Society Check 25 Isabel: "...what?" Orme: "Shouldn't be a problem for you, sir!" Sheena slowly grins Isabel gives a very confused expresion Bogrir: can I liht my pipe as free action Sheena: "Nice." Bogrir: light* i need him to be COOL Zmey: can we fight Streak (GM): You learn Magic Hammer, a spell that drains MP. Sheena: kickasso Isabel: Sheena learned a thing Sheena: ill add it to my sheet Orme: drains? Isabel: "Sheena, why are you smiling?" Orme: so it adds to her total? Streak (GM): Well you don't get the MP Sheena: no it just depletes Orme: aww Streak (GM): bad wording Isabel: Damagers MP then Sheena: 1d4 is pretty deadly to a caster at this level tho okay go bronn! Bogrir: skippety skip Sheena: go go go do the thing Bronn: Bronn : Athletics Check 23 Streak (GM): Surprise round over. Bronn: HURF Bogrir: 'Hit hard, lad!" Isabel: "Give them hell Bronn!" Zmey: "They can handle the two over there." Streak (GM): (did you guys even have your weapons ou-oh nevermind." Bronn: rolling d20+9 ( 19 )+9 = 28 did i hit Streak (GM): yes you hit Isabel: I'd guess yes Bogrir: does a dwarf not always have his hammer out Isabel: Bronn hits his first monster Streak (GM): wait Bogrir: he's a dwarf Zmey: "OR, Moe and I can fly over. That is also an option." Streak (GM): who are oy attacking Bronn: im going for the grunt next to zmey by the way Streak (GM): okay Orme: aw Sheena: well that's the surprise round we take that time to draw weapons Bronn: rolling d10+2d6+6 ( 5 )+( 2 + 3 )+6 = 16 Isabel: Ah, ok Yesss Streak (GM): no you don't,you're too shocked Zmey: move action unless you have +1 BAB Bogrir: do we really HAVE ot actualy draw the fucking weapons that's such a turn off Isabel: Look, I don't think I ever put my rod away Streak (GM): hehe not really most people ignore it Orme: and we certainly have at least 1 BAB Zmey: yep Bronn: how stabbed is this grunt Streak (GM): oh god Isabel: Ignore it we shall, for we are TEAM 3DPE!!! Zmey: yeah we should focus Picture: Streak (GM): you're a monster you know that Zmey: 0pls Sheena: he fucking explodes Bogrir: 16 was the result of the roll Bronn: :p Streak (GM): he ded Bronn: bronn only does one thing well Orme: the blade is too wide for the monster Bronn: and that is damage Bogrir: yeah jesus the tree never stood a chance Sheena: xD Bronn: well cooking too Isabel: "Yeahaha! Great hit, Bronn!" Bronn flexes. Streak (GM): and since that guy is dead, its the archer's turn Sheena: (psst gang we are all supposed to be fighting simultaneously) Zmey: "Kill THAT ONE NEXT." Isabel: Archer is scared out of his mind Sheena: (we would not really be watching him hit that guy on the other side of the river) Isabel: I would Bronn turns to the grunt next to him and points. Bronn: "You're next." Bogrir: well bogrir's lookin' at the grunt beneath sheena Sheena: the kobold pisses itself Bronn: actually yeah can i make an intimidate check Isabel: run away, little kobald Orme: cowardly beasts Bronn: to see how scared the grunt is Streak (GM): rolling 1d20+3 ( 8 )+3 = 11 Isabel: know how dead you truely are that is not hitting Bronn Picture: Streak (GM): The archer fires an arrow at bronn, but it misses. god he's terrible Bronn smirks. Isabel: Worst archer ever Streak (GM): Sheena! Isabel: Where did you even find him? Sheena: "Ehehehehe." Orme: they're basically chimps Streak (GM): The kobold near you has just crippled Bogrir's MP Orme: give a chimp a bow, see what happens Bronn: Bronn : Influence Check 9 Streak (GM): what are you gonna do about it Picture: Sheena begins winding up. Bronn: the grunt is not very scared Bogrir: "Avenge my non-existent magic, Lassy!" err noncapital L baeh Isabel: I'm pretty sure you get a bonus to that, Bronn For murdering his friend You monster Sheena: let me just figure this macro out xP Bronn: yeah but it has no mechanical influence so dont worry Zmey: also are they small or medium Sheena: ok fuck it ill do it manually Zmey: if theyre small theres a +4 Sheena: im casting magic hammer on that asshole who just showed me how to do it ultimate irony Streak (GM): they are small Bronn pulls off his glove and slaps the grunt with it. Isabel: pfffft yes Streak (GM): are you really Bronn: yes Sheena: lol Orme: you know with your metal gauntlets that would actually hurt Bronn: bronn is very cocky theyre leather! Zmey: can we do this on our turns Isabel: Swift action, severely damages self respect Streak (GM): Right so magic hammer is a touch attack Bronn: yeah sorry Sheena: Sheena : Ranged Attack Check 5 Orme: im sorry I just assume you're wearing Cecil Harvey's armor all the time Sheena: son of a fucknugget Isabel: ummm Zmey: fuck! nuggets Bogrir: fuck'n'uget Isabel: "Sheena, what was that spell!?" Streak (GM): The magic hammer whirls off into hte sunset, except there is no sunset, so ignore what I just said. You still have a move action. Sheena: "OOkay so maybe I don't quite have the hang of that yet." Orme: into the trees, brains a badger Sheena backs away from the river. Isabel: "Practice for later, Sheena" Streak (GM): The kobold is pretty amazed though. Sheena: that is ol Isabel: Blue mages, man Sheena: zmey turn Streak (GM): thats all Isabel: never know when they'll show up Streak (GM): Proceed Zmey Sheena: i was pumped, i got a new spell, wanted to try it out!! Isabel: how did Orme fall to 6? Sheena: do kobolds even have MP? who knows?? Streak (GM): btw that guy doesn't even have mp Sheena: his roll was 6 Zmey: "I know you can all be reasoned with if we dilly dally... BUT YOU SHOT MY HAIR." Sheena: meru was 15 Isabel: I thought he had 15 or 17? Zmey is too angry to start playing music Sheena: their rolls got mixed up Zmey: is that a five foot step Isabel: eh Sheena: o shit the hair Orme: get aht de whip Isabel: they dead Streak (GM): that guy is dead Zmey: streak do i get a bonus if i attack from this rock high ground?? Bogrir: this guy's a pro Bronn: elevation gives uh Streak (GM): really Sheena: i think it'd take too much of your turn to climb up on the roc k Orme: she can FLYYYY Sheena: that'd be like a full turn action rather than a 5 foot step Bogrir: wings? Isabel: Athletics to jump up? Sheena: o tru Isabel: also that, wings Bronn: i believe its a +1 to hit per 10 feet above or something like that Sheena: 5 foot flight Streak (GM): its not a large rock, about 3 ft off the ground Orme: 5-foot flap Isabel: oh, well that doesn't help Sheena: how the hell are you stabbing someone from 10 feet above them Zmey: do i even get a benefit then Bogrir: enough to LOOK intimidating lol Bronn: arrows Sheena: zmey: no Bronn: no you have no benefit from 3 feet up Sheena: nothing whatever Isabel: Bronn can stab from that distance Zmey: ok i just wanted a clear shot Picture: Orme: strike a pose! Zmey: In a rage, Zmey attempts to shoot back at the archer Zmey : Branch Bow Attack 13 Damage 4 Type Piercing Ow! Splinter... boo Isabel: Um Orme: too angry to line up a shot Sheena: (ff bow sound effects) Zmey: what Streak (GM): Just missed! He looks pretty shocked though. Isabel: fwip Streak (GM): Is that all Sheena: (ff whiff sound effects) Isabel: shots fired Streak (GM): you can still do a swift effect Bogrir: so tempted Streak (GM): action* Zmey: "Next time I will take your eye!" Sheena: swift action: flip bird Bogrir: i won't though Isabel: Intimidate? Sheena: just pass Zmey: end Sheena: we need to move faster this is taking too lonk Streak (GM): Orme's tunr Isabel: this is not even a boss Sheena: not orme's turn meru's turn orme got shuffled way up for some reason does he take meru's initiative or what Streak (GM): don't they get the same initiative Isabel: I think he's where he's supposed to be Zmey: they do Streak (GM): that happened last time Sheena: oh sick Orme: did it? cool Sheena: so he just gets two initiative rolls and keeps the higher one basically? Orme: is loading a sling a move action? Streak (GM): you can have meruga go first if you want it is Orme: meru wil go first then "Meru, it seems you finally have your chance. Attack!" Meruga: GRRRWL Picture: Sheena: woof woof good dog Isabel: Oh snap Streak (GM): She mad! Someone stabbed the food giving guy Isabel: Someone just let the dogs out Meruga: Meruga : Bite Attack 4 Damage 7 Type Bludgeoning/Piercing/Slashing If hit successful, can choose to attempt Trip in addition to any damage. Does not provoke AOO. User is not tripped on fail. Isabel: and didn't bring and dogcatchers Meruga: wah Zmey: wah Isabel: That is a miss Sheena: that sure doesn't fit the chat window Isabel: a 4 for attack roll 7 for damage, though Streak (GM): yeah whats with that miss! Orme: what's wrong oh the miss Sheena: i think it's because it's got the 3 damage types Streak (GM): i assumed you moved btw Orme: mhm Streak (GM): your turn then Orme: "Oh well, can't have everything" Isabel: "Nice try girl." Zmey: just write the letters pls Isabel: "You'll get him next time" Orme: "take this!" Picture: Zmey: we all know what B/P/S is now Streak (GM): i had bps last week pretty rough Orme: Orme : Quarterstaff Attack 20 Damage 8 Type Bludgeoning 5.5 damage instead if used off-hand. Zmey: same Orme: oof! Isabel: Now that has to be a hit Streak (GM): It is You smack him good. Isabel: Does it die? Orme: nah Streak (GM): He lives another day Bogrir: or turn at least Isabel: I know who I'm gunning for Zmey: we didnt even ask why theyre ambushing us maybe this is their house Sheena: let's keep one alive and interrogate him Streak (GM): now uh, while you can have a weapon drawn right away Isabel: Do they speak common? Zmey: havin dinner Streak (GM): you can't sqitch freely Isabel: No Squitching, guys Bogrir: skitch lol Sheena: squish Zmey: what Sheena: making fun of streak's typoes: the video game Streak (GM): right this guys turn Isabel: Nothing, go have dinner Bronn: FIGHT EM ME Bogrir: i never manage to see which one you ping gr Zmey: shift+ping Bogrir: ty Orme: the one near bronn Streak (GM): right Zmey: i read that as bronin for a second Orme: the forty-seven bronin Streak (GM): rolling 1d20+3 ( 16 )+3 = 19 Zmey: whats better than that Bronn: oh ok then Isabel: uh dear Orme: vingt Bronn: he fought me Isabel: He's fighting! Zmey: he lick me Bronn: or maybe not Picture: Streak (GM): He shot at Bogrir! Isabel: What? Bogrir: wat! Bronn: you know making ranged attacks in melee provokes aoos Streak (GM): rolling 1d3-1 ( 3 )-1 = 2 Zmey: thats an aoo streak you clever Streak (GM): yep Isabel: These guys hate dwarves or something, possibly Bronn: tut tut Streak (GM): they are not very smart Bronn: rolling d20+5 ( 12 )+5 = 17 Zmey: these kobolds are positively suicidal Bronn: rolling d10+6 ( 3 )+6 = 9 Sheena: he saw the dwarf get hit with the hammer assumed hes easy pickings now they don't even know how their own spells work Bogrir: how do they LEARN them to begin with? Bronn: i gave him a good poke Isabel: A wizard did it Streak (GM): You take the chance as the kobold is distracted, and swing at him. He screams in pain! Sheena: it's just like a reflex they have defense mechanism Streak (GM): But lives. Bronn: nuts Isabel: More than 9 health then Bogrir: balls. Sheena: you see they were originally bred by magical dragons according to legend to serve as a slave race Bronn: yeah in d&d kobolds are like lizardy Bogrir: really? Zmey: are ff kobolds the same Streak (GM): Other red guy next Sheena: so i guess they escaped by clubbing the mp right outta those guys Orme: yeah they're horrid mutant dragonspawn Bogrir: cool Isabel: Bring it, kobald Shoot at the dwarf, again Because you like doing that Orme: Medeeck Streak (GM): The kobold is infuriated! Having just been smacked on the skull, it retaliates. rolling 1d20+1 ( 1 )+1 = 2 Bogrir: oh boy Streak (GM): He misses completed, and stumbles over. Picture: Isabel: Critcal failure Bronn: do you want me to get the crit generator up Streak (GM): Guess that hit left him woozy. Bronn: or do you ahve one Streak (GM): I don't im just gonna make it up Isabel: Does he become prone? Streak (GM): he's...uh... Bronn: lots of things can happen when you crit fail its all up to the gm Streak (GM): staggered. Sheena: dude got 2 attacks in a round and he still fucks up Bronn: geez staggered poor thing Isabel: Yeah, I'm killing him Streak (GM): Isabel! Isabel: Yes Streak (GM): gogo Isabel: I'm in range Picture: Aiming at the red guy Sheena: oh i thoguht that was the one near bronn going again ok Isabel: Isabel : Ranged Attack Check 6 Sheena: multiple smackaroos Streak (GM): Isabel moves toward the staggering kobold, and fires her rod. Sheena: have been dealt Isabel: "Eat...oops" Streak (GM): It misses, breezing Orme's beard. It feels nice. Isabel: "Of all the stupid..." Orme: "oooh!" Zmey: its a rock wand Isabel: That costed me mana too Sheena: what? Streak (GM): and he's a rock man or something Sheena: the rods don't use mp Isabel: Rods us mana, I thought Zmey: ya Orme: if you want to believe that sure, streak I'll be a rock man Zmey: lets talk about that later Sheena: hm Zmey: but no they dont Isabel: MP lost, or no MP lost? Sheena: no mp loss Isabel: I am ok with this Sheena: it's not a spell, it's a weapon Streak (GM): they don't Isabel: I'm glad I didn't fire off light Zmey: next Orme: they have their own batteries Streak (GM): Kobold go to Boggers Picture: Bogrir: stop persecuting me man Streak (GM): attk Bogrir: jeez Isabel: "They really hate Bogrir" Streak (GM): rolling 1d20+1 ( 20 )+1 = 21 Bogrir: can i aggravate it into making a mistake Orme: oh no! Isabel: "Sheena! Do kobalds hate dwarves?" Bogrir: by blowing pipe smoke in its face Streak (GM): are we confirming crits or Zmey: why do you keep calling it a kobald Sheena has no idea Isabel: we are not confirming crits Sheena: shrug Streak (GM): rolling 1d3-1 ( 1 )-1 = 0 Isabel: Kobalts? Bogrir: hahahahahah Bronn: nice Sheena: "Maybe he just smells weird or something." Isabel: PFFFFTTAHAHAA Bogrir: "That tickled." Streak (GM): right, its minimum 1 though Isabel: Critical 0 damage Bogrir: "Now... let met repay yer favour." Streak (GM): so 2 damage Isabel: aw Orme: critical...what? Bronn: yeah there is a minimum Streak (GM): Bogrir's turn! Orme: finally Bogrir: so Sheena: we've almost made it through round 2 Bogrir: uh 5ft hop Sheena: it is now the second hour of this fight Isabel: "Hammertime, Bogrir!" Bogrir: cuz don't wanna be near electroriver Isabel: "Knock him down!" Picture: Bogrir: and then ofc power attack becase i'm gonna kil the fucker Sheena: can you 5ft diagonally? Bronn: oh man you guys shouldve bull rushed them into hte river yes you can Sheena: does that work k Bogrir: HOW DDO I ROLL IN THIS THING fuck Sheena: character sheet on the second tab Bogrir: Bogrir : Melee Attack Check 7 Sheena: attacks yea! Bogrir: seriosuly Isabel: we can't hit these guys Sheena: :( Isabel: Like, one has died so far This should not be a thing Sheena: i think i might bull rush this guy Bogrir: yeah I miss like a motherfucker sinnce that's actually 6 Sheena: actually Orme: this is what happens when you fight with dice Sheena: if i can get around isabel Streak (GM): Bronn! go for eet Bronn: finally Streak (GM): You've just stabbed the red guy next to you in the gut Bronn: "Hey Zmey, think you can take the archer?" Streak (GM): how is your life going Bronn: my life is pretty great right now Zmey: "I will try to ruin its day as much as possible." Bronn: having been one of the few people to get a hit Sheena: testing something, ignore this Bogrir: ouch Sheena: Sheena : Magic Hammer School N/A; Level Blue Mage 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components 0 Range 30 ft Effects/Target Ray Duration Instant Saving Throw 0 DC 13 Spell Resistance Yes Ranged touch attack (Roll: 18): target takes 1d4 MP loss. Owie! Bronn: "Excellent, sounds like a plan." Sheena: ok that works carry on Bronn: Bronn : Melee Attack Check 25 FFFFFFFF Sheena: the crits the crits are real Bronn: oh he is so dead Isabel: Crits everywhere Bogrir: :/ Zmey: (/talktomyself is a good feature) Streak (GM): dude it has 1 hp left Bronn: rolling d10+8 ( 5 )+8 = 13 Orme: these dice are weighted Bronn: it takes 39 damage Streak (GM): you chop its fucking head off Picture: Isabel: Much overkill Streak (GM): whos the real monster Bronn flexes again. Sheena: (thx) Bronn kisses his biceps. Isabel: Crop its head off and then chop it in half Zmey: "Ew." Isabel: so much crit Orme: "you are a very angry individual" Isabel: "Bronn got another one!" Bronn: "That's how you kill a beast, see?" Bogrir: fuck Streak (GM): is that all or will you move Bronn: I'm gonna move thisaway. Picture: Bogrir: sorry Bronn: but yes Sheena: xD Isabel applauds Sheena: i saw that i was like 'where the fuck did he go" Bronn: greetings friend archer's turn Isabel: Archer is running out of room Bronn: also he better not move cuz hes in my threatened zone Bogrir: next character i'm making Sheena: streak: keep the pogs in place Bogrir: i'm gonna make sure can actually fight Sheena: of the dead guys Bogrir: i hit like once this entire game Sheena: we're looting the bodies Orme: it's not your fault Streak (GM): No he isn't Orme: it's the rng's Streak (GM): is he Bronn: 10 foot reach Streak (GM): thats 15ft Bronn: oh is that 15 nuts nevermind right sorry go archer Isabel: Streak, we need those corpses Sheena: :U Isabel: We can't pillage what isn't there Streak (GM): right Bogrir: how is one diagonal 5ft Sheena: or we could assume Bogrir: and 2 is 15 Sheena: they are just all accessible and we loot htem all Bogrir: serioualy? Sheena: that's also fine Isabel: Logic is not strong with us Sheena: bog: rounding, man weird shit Zmey: thats just how the squares are measured Bronn: diagonals go 5-10-5-10-... Streak (GM): The archer is only even more mad from his fallen comrades. Zmey: ANYWAY Streak (GM): He's so mad. Picture: Bronn: to make up for the fact that its not actually integers Bronn glares at the archer. Sheena: streak goooo Isabel: That archer isn't leaving here alive Bronn: oh no you dont Isabel: unless we keep him alive Bronn: get back here boy Bogrir: can we actually do that Bronn: yeah you can do nonlethal damage Orme: with lucky rols, yeah Bronn: at a penalty Sheena: punching Bogrir: cool Bronn: its a -4 to hit though so be careful Zmey: "What are you trying to do..." Streak (GM): rolling 1d20+3 ( 7 )+3 = 10 Isabel: Pffft no Streak (GM): He misses Bronn with his attack. Bronn catches the arrow in his hand and snaps it in half. Sheena: 2cool Bronn: I THINK NOT, GOOD SIR Isabel: "You. Are. The. worst. Archer. EVER!!" Streak (GM): Bronn eats the arrow right in front of him. Orme: Needs Salt Streak (GM): Cold fucker Zmey: nerds Isabel: Bronn regains 2 saturation Bronn: this is probably the best a combat has ever gone for me in the history of tabletops Streak (GM): Sneeners turners. Sheena: "Izze, taunt the ones WE'RE fighting!!" Bronn: just saying Sheena: what are the bullrush rules Bronn: sheena go Sheena: in this edition Bronn: its a CMB Streak (GM): aren't you a mage Isabel: "Fiiiine" Bronn: you can roll CMB as a mage Sheena: 14 strength mage fckr Bronn: you probably dont have the best modifier Sheena: meet me in the pit Bronn: oh Sheena: can i move around sheena Bronn: maybe you do then Sheena: between her and hte rock er move sheena around isabel Streak (GM): +2 isn't it Sheena: yes Zmey: what s happening Isabel: turns to the red kobalt "Hey, weasel nose! Are you even trying to hit us!?" Sheena: like move Bronn: make a bull rush as part of a charge Bogrir: bold Sheena: and then bull rush over the 10 ft gap between us here and hit him into the river Streak (GM): i have no idea how bull rush works so help me out here Isabel: Shove the little guy Bronn: you need to beat his CMD by 5 Zmey: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/combat#TOC-Bull-Rush Bronn: to push him into the river Isabel: He's smaller than Sheena Bronn: also he gets an aoo against you since you dont have improved bull rush but bogrir will get an aoo against him when he moves so everyone wins Isabel: Bogrir can help with the push, right? Bronn: no Isabel: oh Sheena: oh that's not working he's too far i can't move him enough forget it Bronn: yeah you can you can move him more than 5 feet Sheena: i'd have to beat his cmd by 5 Zmey: read the thing Bronn: whats your cmb Sheena: doubtful +2 Zmey: there are some wrong assumptions here Sheena: :/ Bronn: oh maybe not then Sheena: and ill get stabbed im just gonna like Bronn: yeah just do magic Sheena: hit him with my mace Zmey: lol Isabel: Goblin punch or that vortex thing Sheena: donk Isabel: mace works Picture: Sheena: Sheena : Goblin Puncher (Heavy Mace) Attack 7 Damage 7 Melee Notes : whack whack in the nutsack Type Bludgeoning bugger Zmey: what if they shot moe Sheena: i have rolled Isabel: head-desk Sheena: SO many 5s today Zmey: will we become the Crystal Avengers Streak (GM): You completely miss his nutsack. Sheena: nuts!! Streak (GM): Honestly, you're not even sure where it is. Sheena: or lack thereof!! Isabel: Yeah, have fun over there Streak (GM): You're just assuming. Smey Zmey: smee Isabel: Smey? Smeegol Streak (GM): shmo Bronn: kill the archer lets finish up this side of the river Isabel: The archer must die for the world to live Zmey makes a strange look Picture: Zmey: Zmey : Hideous Laughter School Enfeebling; Level Bard 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 30 ft. Effects/Target One creature Duration Concentration + Cha + 1 Saving Throw Will negates DC 14 Spell Resistance Yes Performance Check : 17 (DC 12) This spell afflicts the subject with uncontrollable laughter. It collapses into gales of manic laughter, falling prone. The subject can take no actions while laughing, but is not considered helpless. After the song ends, it can act normally. On the creature's next turn, it may attempt a new saving throw to end the effect. This is a full round action that does not provoke attacks of opportunity. If this save is successful, the effect ends. If not, the creature continues laughing for the entire duration. A creature with an Intelligence score of 2 or lower is not affected. A creature whose type is different from the bard's receives a +4 bonus on its saving throw, because humor doesn't "translate" well. oh no jeez Sheena: D: Zmey: ok the dc works Isabel: that is just silly Streak (GM): rolling 1d20 -1 ( 14 )-1 = 13 failure Isabel: so close Zmey: "Laugh for me." Streak (GM): The kobold starts laughing horribly. Sheena: oh god Streak (GM): It's like a hissing laugh Bronn raises an eyebrow at Zmey. Zmey: "Choke on it!" Bronn: "I told you to kill it, not tell it a joke." Sheena: use one of the little status icons Isabel give a disturbed look to the Kobalt Streak (GM): He's laughing like a racist who just told a racist joke. it's hidious Sheena: bottom row, second from left the one im using yes exactly Streak (GM): way ahead of you Zmey: "Heh heh! I guess you have to finish it off!" Sheena: perf Streak (GM): is that all zmey Zmey: end turn Streak (GM): Orme!! Sheena: have ur dog eat the little lizard man Picture: Orme: Meruga : Bite Attack 12 Damage 5 Type Bludgeoning/Piercing/Slashing If hit successful, can choose to attempt Trip in addition to any damage. Does not provoke AOO. User is not tripped on fail. Isabel: it is Orme and Meruga's time for vengence 12? Sheena: :[ Orme: I am sad Sheena: oh wait flanking youre flanking him Isabel: Flank! Orme: are we? Isabel: You can move to flank Pretty sure Sheena: no you're already flanking Bronn: yeah you arent flanking move down one Isabel: Move that dog Sheena: no? Bronn: either of you Orme: need to draw a line Sheena: 5 ft step meru that's right or yourself i guess Streak (GM): +1 isn't enough Sheena: doesn't matter much aw Orme: me then Isabel: 14 AC? Sheena: well flank anyway Orme: Orme : Quarterstaff Attack 9 Damage 8 Type Bludgeoning 4.5 damage instead if used off-hand. Sheena: everything first level has 14 Ac Orme: sigh Isabel: I'm pretty sure I don't have 14 Sheena: jeez louise this one is resilient Streak (GM): Both you and your dog fail to hit hte staggering kobold Sheena: that's because you're a caster Streak (GM): he's just too good at staggering Orme: he has Tangled Feet Isabel: I'm going to have to kill something before we leave Bronn: flanking is +2 just saying Isabel: +2? Sheena: dammit streak Streak (GM): He regains his composure slightly Sheena: meru would have hit then Streak (GM): no Sheena: no? Streak (GM): still not Sheena: i thought a 14 hit earlier Isabel: Small? Sheena: im losing my godamn mind Streak (GM): you are Sheena: well the size would be part of their AC yes Isabel: Why did you start us off with small enemies Streak (GM): rolling 1d20 +1 ( 20 )+1 = 21 Isabel: dang it too many crits Streak (GM): He is just the most angry little kobold rolling 1d6-1 ( 3 )-1 = 2 Bronn: you guys should be on this side of the river its great over here Streak (GM): rolling 1d6-1 ( 6 )-1 = 5 Bogrir: hur Isabel: 7? uh oh Sheena: who is getting hit here explain your attacks Isabel: Declare attacks first Sheena: i DEMAND an explanation Streak (GM): should we be rolling twice Sheena slams fists on table Bronn: no its doubling Sheena: yeah sure roll twice Zmey: objection!! Streak (GM): i feel like that makes more sense Isabel: eh, why now Bronn: ok well sure Zmey: yes Sheena does the ol slam and point Streak (GM): i won't change it in the middle of a battle Zmey: this kobold is lying to the courtroom Streak (GM): but we will do it next time Isabel: ok Streak (GM): so 4 damage to orme Picture: Orme: "ow" Streak (GM): Isabel's turn Isabel: I need to learn some buffs and debuffs Orme: oh shit that actually stung Zmey: what the real orb is the enemy kobolds we made along the way :))) what if Isabel: can I flank the red kobalt somehow? Moe: "Ah!! Orme!" Orme: kobold corpses scrunched into a ball Moe: "Are you hurt?!" Isabel: "Oh no you didn't!" Zmey: moe casts Ultima Orme: "Only a flesh wound sir" Isabel: I think I can flank here Zmey: what Isabel: Err, here I mean Bronn: you only flank in melee Isabel: oh Sheena: flank doesn't- yea Isabel: nevermind then Bronn: or as a high level archer Isabel: back where I was Ok I need a clear shot I move here Streak (GM): okay Isabel: Isabel : Light School Light; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 25 Effects/Target One creature Duration Instant Saving Throw Fortitude partial DC 15 Spell Resistance Yes Requires a ranged touch attack (Roll: 16 ) to hit that deals 10 damage and inflicts the Dazzled status effect for 4 rounds. A successful Fortitude save prevents the status effect from taking effect. Sheena: nice hit Zmey: waow Isabel: I'm tired of this shit Orme: oh so 16 hits good Isabel: "Get out of here you stupid, tiny little GECKO!!!" Sheena: [danny sexbang voice] probably! Bronn: thats also against their touch ac Orme: yeah Isabel: touch AC is lower Streak (GM): The light fills the kobold, and its eyes shine with holy light, and it falls over, dead. Picture: Isabel: "YEAAAH!!!" Orme: "Thank you, Isa, bel.." Isabel: "No problem Orme." Orme is having trouble breathing Streak (GM): This guy again Isabel: "Can't let him hit you, can I?" Isabel turns over to the other Kobalt Zmey: ok good we got our otps settled then Isabel: "You see that? That's what's happening to you if you get any closer!" Streak (GM): The kobold screechs at these two and attacks bogrir again Isabel: I don't think he can get away Again with the Bogrir Bogrir: greaaat. Streak (GM): rolling 1d20+1 ( 10 )+1 = 11 That's a miss, right? Picture: Orme: do these guys get press turns for their dead mates or something?! Bogrir: yeah Isabel: No way that hits Sheena: oh aye Bogrir: my AC's 17 Streak (GM): oh Bronn: like a good fighter Sheena: noice Bogrir: i tanked CON Sheena: tank tank tank tank the kobalds Isabel: bounces right off that armor Streak (GM): Bogrir's turn Bogrir: power attack whack Streak (GM): go get em Bogrir: Bogrir : Melee Attack Check 13 Isabel: Murder death required Bogrir: 12 lovely Bronn: 14 Isabel: ... Bronn: but still Bogrir: how Sheena: +flank Bronn: youre flanking Bogrir: oh Streak (GM): just missed! if you didn't power attack that would have it Bogrir: so do i miss it or do i miss it Isabel: We're going to have to magic this guy, aren't we Bogrir: i give up Bronn: thats the risk you take with power attacks i guess Streak (GM): You still have your move action Isabel: "Hang in there guys, I'm coming" Bogrir: and use my move action to move itno the river Streak (GM): do you want to move Bogrir: can i do that i just want to die Orme: just don't power attack these things Sheena: no Orme: save that for large enemies Bogrir: meh next Moe: "Bogrir!! You can do it!" Moe says, flying towards you Picture: Sheena: yeah power attack will just make you miss everything Bogrir: well WHY DID YOU SUGGEST IT THEN Moe: His hand is raise for a high five Zmey: chill Bogrir leaves Moe to dry Isabel: um, internet is wonky Moe smacks you in the face with his high five. Bogrir: bad time to tell me to chill actually Orme: it's fine for things that aren't small and nimble Bogrir: since i'm actually calm Moe: rolling 1d10 ( 9 ) = 9 You are healed for 9 HP Orme: aww Zmey: thats not. what it.. whatever Isabel: High five of healing Sheena, can you learn that? Moe: "Ye-haw!" Sheena: no i'm not cool enough nobody's that cool Moe: Bronn's turn Bronn: alright Zmey: moay Bronn: lets see if i can clear up this side of the river Isabel: kill that archer good, Bronn Zmey: "Skewer." Bronn: charge attack, makin a jump Bronn : Athletics Check 17 Streak (GM): Sol, there's a lot more to battle than damage! You're being a great tank right now. Bronn: rolling d20+7 ( 15 )+7 = 22 Isabel: holy Bronn: rolling d10+2d6+7 ( 8 )+( 1 + 5 )+7 = 21 Isabel: What Bronn: er sorry ignore that 5 its 16 i only get 1d6 Isabel: oh, lok Streak (GM): sigh Isabel: Much dead Bronn: look this is what i do! Streak (GM): my guys are terrible tanks Bronn: im the battle guy Sheena: jesus christ Isabel: Its an Archer, he was not born to tank Sheena: jump is absolutely bork Streak (GM): He's super dead Picture: Bronn: i have no other real use other than leaping into the sky and skewering guys the fact that ive hit every single time is a total fluke Streak (GM): Sheen's turn! there's one more left Orme: end this please im tired we need rest Streak (GM): he is somehow at full hp Isabel: Sheena has the power Sheena: hmm Zmey: "Bye~*" Isabel: She has a move that always hits use that Sheena: yeah you know what Bronn: try and crush him Sheena: "Let's wrap this up." Sheena : Engulfing Winds School Enfeebling/Elemental (Wind); Level Blue Mage 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components 0 Range 30 ft. Effects/Target 1 creature Duration Instant Saving Throw Fort halves DC 15 Spell Resistance Yes The target of this spell takes 12 points of wind damage and is inflicted with the Squalled status for 4 rounds. A successful Fortitude save reduces this damage by half and prevents the status effect from taking effect. Learned From : Hobgoblin Orme: "aughh" Streak (GM): okay dead Sheena: fortitude halves Isabel: "Beautiful, Sheena" Sheena: unless his hp is below 6 Streak (GM): rolling 1d20+2 ( 3 )+2 = 5 no dead Sheena: lol Isabel: He didn't even try Orme: blown into river electrocuted Isabel: he was like 'welp this is the end' Streak (GM): You blast him into the river, and he explodes. Picture: Music: Isabel: dead Loot time Streak (GM): He actually EXPLODES. Sheena: "Aw, there goes our loot." Isabel: They're humanoid, they must have something Bronn picks some scales from the kobolds. Streak (GM): Hrm. Sheena: Yeah they were wearing clothes and shit Isabel: Wait, did we just lose someone Sheena: and had what are technically weapons Zmey: "Wow, that sure was an exciting couple of seconds, huh!" Streak (GM): Sol is gone yes Sheena: uh shit you're right sol left Isabel: Sooool!!! Sheena: shit Meruga feels very sorry for herself Isabel pets Meruga Meruga: Zmey: eh, what can we do Bronn: man this is good music Sheena: he seems miffed fuck sorry sol Meruga: heart emoticon Sheena: alright loot the bodies what do we get stork Bronn: i wouldnt imagine a whole lto lot* Zmey: "All their stuff is so tiny..." Bronn: probably a bit of gil and some small weapons Zmey: "These are toothpick arrows." Bronn: unless one of them secretly had an orb Isabel: "They might have something" Meruga loots the entire body, for later consumption Isabel: "Alchemical components?" Bronn: but yeah can i actually get some scales from these guys Isabel: "This is a forest, they could have anything" Bronn: seeing as how theyre dragonkin i think bronn would like those Streak (GM): right sorry Zmey: are ff kobolds the same Orme: "you'll have to be quick, Meru might snaffle all of them up" Bronn: no clue Sheena: you gonna rip the scales off their still-warm corpses that's pretty metal Bronn: well yeah Zmey: there are dog kobolds Bronn: its easier that way Isabel: SOOOLLL!!! Bronn: everythings still soft and not tightened up Sheena: welcome back Streak (GM): okay good Bronn: whats our haul Isabel: Haul everything Streak (GM): you win! start dancing Isabel: Isabel : Performance Check 20 Bronn does a little jig. Orme: "Isabel, if you would be so kind..." Isabel does the best dance she's ever done Streak (GM): You notice that in the bush near Isabel, where the Grunt jumped out... Picture: Zmey: Zmey : Performance Check 26 Sheena: The Best Dance oh man this is so good Zmey does the Kirby dance Streak (GM): Spoils! Seems these guys have been ambushing others Isabel: "Hmm, what is it, Orme?" Solshine: lol all those heartfelt comments and i accidentally quit Bronn: oh man im so joining in with the kirby dance Sheena: :x you guys suck at hating each other Orme: Orme : Performance Check 11 Solshine: oh fuck my left headphone is dying Bronn: im a little bloodlusty at the moment Isabel: Dance with Orme? Bronn: not totally in my right mind Orme tried to dance, and collapses from blood loss Orme: I mean HEAL ME Isabel: "ORME!!" Streak (GM): In the bush is a Tower Shield, some gems, a potion of some sort, and a pouch with 95 gil inside. Bronn: wow Isabel: Isabel : Cure School Healing; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 standard action Components N/A Range 25 Effects/Target One living creature Duration Instant Saving Throw Will negates DC 15 Spell Resistance Yes (Harmless) Heals 10 points of damage. Zmey: which bush our bush of their bush Bronn: can bogrir wield tower shields Zmey: *or Isabel: Healing Orme Orme: "that's better. Thank you!" Bronn: their bush zmey Solshine: don't i have oen Zmey: nooo Bronn: near isabel Solshine: one* Streak (GM): Bogrir determines that the shield is of masterwork quality. Bronn: oh do you ooh neat Isabel: I have one mp left Bronn: masterwork tower shields Sheena: wow that's pretty damn valuable Isabel: Wow, great sheild Bogrir gets it, I assume Moe: "Yeesh, that thing looks heavy." Bronn: thats like Zmey: we can get that enchanted Bronn: a +5 AC Sheena: "Nice stuff, dude." Solshine: no i have a heavy stell shield shield* Sheena: "Why don't you give it a try, Bogrir?" Isabel: Streak: I healled Orme for 10 hp Sheena: "See if it suits you." Solshine: "This shield is taller than me head, lass!" Isabel: thank you Solshine: "...But, I'll try." so Bronn: also someone check that potion Isabel: Sol, you're speaking as yourself Bronn: see whats in it Solshine: oh Isabel: Potion? Bogrir: imagine it's bogrir Isabel: I can do that Bogrir: me and him we are one Sheena: how do you check the potion exactly Isabel: Isabel : Spellcraft Check 9 Sheena: drinking it? Bronn: spellcraft Streak (GM): "When employing a tower shield in combat, you take a –2 penalty on attack rolls because of the shield’s encumbrance." Sheena: oh it's spellcraft now Isabel: Spellcraft I think Zmey: you can use perception to taste a potion Sheena: Sheena : Spellcraft Check 14 Isabel: I might need help with this Bogrir: Don't I not get encumberance as a dwarf/fighter/w/e? Sheena: i'm stumped that's poorly phrased Isabel: Streak, what do we learn? Streak (GM): that's only to affect movement speed, i believe Bronn: yeah uh tower shields arent really made for attackers theyre made for never being hit Sheena: sounds different than the encumberance due to weight thing Zmey: they're for waterfalls Sheena: in a non-electrified river, we could use it as a boat Moe: "If you want, I can carry anything you need!" Orme: "I'll carry the shield for now. none of us are equipped to use one." "or Moe yes" Isabel: "Moe can carry it" "We'll figure out what to do with it later" Moe: "Yeah! Great." Orme manages to stuff the massive shield into the tiny bag Bogrir: I can't hit anything anyway, might as well tank like a pro lol Bronn: tower shields give you total cover from one side too theyre super cool Bogrir: can we sell that shield? Bronn: yeah Moe: "My bag can hold anything! I got all kinds of things in here..." Bogrir: is there anyone who might benefit from it? in a way other than money i mean? Bronn: not me for certain i wouldnt be able to jump with that thing Isabel: I'm not holding a sheild Sheena: "Hey, gems!" "Score!" Moe: The shield has been put into Moe's bag. Sheena: "Gems are worth TONS~!" Isabel: Can't do that "Gems?" Orme: not one of us is proficient in shields Bogrir: sellsellsell Orme: I have too many weapons Moe: "In fact, where is it..." Bogrir: is my vote Isabel: Isabel : Detect Magic School Enhancing; Level White Mage 1 Casting Time 1 Standard Action Components N/A Range 60ft Effects/Target Cone Duration Concentration, 1mins. Saving Throw N/A DC 14 Spell Resistance No Detects all spells and magic items within 60 ft. Can gleam more info from studying for up to 3 rounds. http://www.finalfantasyd20.com/ffd20/spells--d-f-.html Sheena: yeah lets sell it lator Isabel: Checking those gems Zmey: "How does it fit..." Isabel: ya never know Moe: Moe digs into his bag, for at least a full minute, and takes out a small trumpet. doot "Yay!" Zmey: "!" Bogrir: actually, i should also check the gems Isabel: "A trumpet?" Bogrir: i can appraise them Moe: He puts the trumpet back in. Isabel: Detect magic the gems, then appraise them Bronn yells to the party. Streak (GM): While Moe's bag can hold anything, its not very organised. Bronn: "So how are you guys getting across?" Bogrir: Goldsniffer should then give me a bonus in doing that Isabel: "I don't think we can" Bogrir: but you'll have to help me out in actually doing it lol Streak (GM): It will take a while to retrieve items from it. Zmey: "A bridge from their corpses." Isabel: Streak, what can you tell us about the gems? Bogrir: "Bronn, why don't ye knock another tree down?" Streak (GM): "This river's really wide, kupo." Zmey: "Just kidding!!" Bogrir: can we use the rocks? Bronn: "Well I could, but these trees all look pretty tough." Zmey: "How about trying some rope from tree to tree?" Bronn: "The last one was really weak." Streak (GM): "But look! That spire is just ahead." Isabel: "The rocks look big enough" Sheena: "Why don't you guys go on ahead and check it out without us?" Bronn: "Alright, can do." Sheena: "We'll wait here." Bogrir: now who's speaking as themselves, o GM Sheena: "If there was anything nasty up there it would have been attracted by all the fighting." Moe: sorry that was moe Isabel sits down in the flowers(?) Zmey: tfw your zipline suggestion is ignored Bogrir: i figured p Zmey: "._. ok" Bogrir: :P* no don't die left headphone Isabel: are these flowers? Bogrir: god when it snaps to only sounding in one ear itm akes my eyes water up Zmey: no peeking Picture: Music: Bronn: oh oh dear Isabel: can I send Dancing Lights to accompany them? Zmey: too far Moe: "Yow! That's really high!" Isabel: Oh no, I can;t Bronn: "..." Moe: "That's got to be at LEAST 122ft high." Isabel: Earth orb Bronn: "I can jump, but not that high." Isabel: waaaaay up there Zmey: "That's a really long and hard column" Orme: jump! jump like you;ve never jumped before Isabel: Zmey can fly Problem solved Orme: do it you little shit Streak (GM): It's very high. Sheena: not that much Bronn: "How about we knock it down?" Bogrir: aaand dick joke Streak (GM): Probably at least 122ft high. Bogrir: that only took 2 sessions! Zmey: "Heh, you wish." Bronn kicks the spire. Picture: Sheena: you guys should come back and tell us what you found Orme: have a race Streak (GM): Roll stregth Bronn: rolling d20+4 ( 17 )+4 = 21 Bogrir: really? Bronn: HUF Zmey: ok we go back Isabel: that's good, right? Bronn: my toe hurts now Sheena: i can't believe this if that actually does something iim gonna scream Isabel: Streak? Picture: Streak (GM): Win! Sheena: are you fucking Streak (GM): The orb falls off. Bronn smirks. Isabel: Oh he is Bogrir: X_X Zmey: "What just happened." Sheena: is that rock just like Bogrir: wow Orme: this is bronn's good day Sheena: sitting on top of the ground how the fuck Bogrir: brute force can solve all puzzles Bronn: "See! Told you I could knock it down." Zmey: "._. ok" Streak (GM): (i moved it to the bit Isabel: loooool Streak (GM): bronn has it Bronn brushes off his brigandine and gleefully walks back. Streak (GM): As you touch the orb Isabel: How much do they weigh? Zmey: bronn explodes Streak (GM): You hear a rumbling sound far off. Zmey: aw Bronn: "Ooh, rumbling." "Rumbling is usually a good sound." Bogrir: do we near the river hear it Streak (GM): They're small enough to hold in one hand Isabel: do we feel it? Zmey: "Is that your stomach, iron chef?" Sheena: "What was that? What's going on over there, guys?" Streak (GM): you do Bronn: "Nah, that was some good food." Sheena is unsure if they can hear her or not Bogrir: "That was an ominous sound." Isabel: "Ummm, what's going on?" "HEY!! Is everything alright over there!?" Bronn: "Hey guys! I kicked a spire!" Bogrir: "BRONN! What did ye do this time, lad?!" Isabel: "Um...ok?" Zmey: "He KICKED the spire." Bronn: "I have the earth orb!" Bogrir: "You..." Bronn holds it out. Bogrir is now thoroughly shocked. Zmey: "I can't believe..." Isabel: "Wait, what's this about kicking a spire?" Sheena: "I'm not even gonna ask." Bogrir: like bogirir's actually beside himself Isabel: "That spire?" Bogrir: which just never happens Moe: "That was really clever, Bronn!" Bronn: Bronn : Athletics Check 34 Picture: Zmey: "Will this have any effect on the water?" Orme: back in a bit Sheena detects magic Bronn: "Probably not, I imagine." Isabel: Detect MAAAAGIC!!! Bronn: "Something happened, though." Isabel: Scanning Bogrir: "You are insane, lad." Streak (GM): You leap back over the river, and over the smoking kobold corpse. Sheena: "Yeah, we felt it." Streak (GM): The river is still electric Bronn: "I never claimed to be sane, just good at stabbing." Isabel Isabel applauds Isabel: dang it Bogrir: "And kicking, apparently."/me pats bronn on the lower back er Isabel: "We're getting somewhere" Bogrir: well that'll look better in the log actually Zmey: "Let's uh, go." Sheena: "Why don't we try putting some of them back on the pedestals? Bronn marches back to the pedestals. Sheena: See if that does anything?" Isabel: "Maybe?" Zmey still can't believe what happened. Bronn is still happy. Streak (GM): You should designate one person to move them Isabel: "You alright Zmey, you seem frazzled" Sheena: "Wait, does anyone remember where these were before?" Picture: Bogrir: "Four orbs, six pedestals. 3 routes. Streak (GM): to avoid the chaos Sheena: "I think the wind orb was over here..." Bogrir: I think we should get more, actually." Bronn: is where they were Orme: I retrn Bronn: "Yeah they went like this, see." Sheena: "Yeah, so then Earth would go..." Zmey: "One path left." Sheena: "There." Bronn: "Earth goes somewhere, I guess." "I don't remember my elements too well." Sheena: "It's in order of how they interact with each other, right?" Isabel: "I feel exhausted" Bogrir: "We still need t'visit that waterfall one, Zmey. Bronn didn't manage to kick THAT one into his hands." Bronn: "Looks like it, I imagine." Bronn suddenly has an idea. Sheena: "Hm..." Bronn: "What if I kicked the waterfall!" Zmey: "Yes, but we haven't seen what's beyond this one." Bogrir: "It's electric, y'fool!" Isabel: "Don't kick the waterfall, Bronn" Sheena: "Let's try the new path first." Isabel does a facepalm Bronn: "No, no, the cliff face! Maybe it'd just knock the orb loose and it'd float out!" Bogrir: it is shocking right? Zmey: "I don't even know anymore. It might even work." Sheena: yeah Bronn: also should we continue hows everyone doing Isabel: "How would we even get it out of the water" Orme: "I'd imagine it would sink like the stone it is" Bogrir: i'm fine Streak (GM): Hrm. Bogrir: having fun actually Streak (GM): we're actually at the 4 hour mark Bronn: yeah Bogrir: aw Zmey: nice Bronn: thats why im asking Isabel: I'd like to finish this dungeon Bronn: just in case Sheena: let's check out the last path Bronn: we can keep going, im fine Sheena: and if it'll take a long time we end it Orme: if we get into another battle then I'd call it there Streak (GM): do you want to continue, it's just that there's an encounter ahead Bronn: hows mopp Sheena: definitely end once we solve this orb puzzle ah Bogrir: for me streak and mopp it's nearly 4am Sheena: maybe let's not, then Bronn: ooh an encounter Orme: I would like to sleep at some point yes Sheena: we don't have time for a big encounter Zmey: "I should prepare myself for the next one." Bogrir: well let's just leave it here then? Bronn: we dont have time for a particularly sall encounter either Zmey: I activate my aura Bronn: small* Isabel: Can I use Dancing Lights to help see? Sheena: not really Zmey: isnt it daytime Sheena: dancing lights isn't really for scouting lol Orme: don't you have 1 mp left Isabel: yes, but trees Zmey: Zmey : Minor Aura: Demand Fortitude Class : Dragon Herald Swift action. Free action to dismiss/swap. +3 to Fortitude saves for allies within 15 ft. Isabel: Dancing Lights is free Sheena: trese Orme: ok Zmey: then i swap out my bow for my whip Sheena: let's just like stop here Isabel: Internet is flacking for me Sheena: right in this cool new location Streak (GM): The party explores the eastern path, coming out into a beautiful clearing Picture: Bronn: yeah lets have us a cliffhanger Sheena: give us a description streak and lets call it a day Orme: agteed Zmey: Zmey : Perception Check 13 Bogrir: cliff's down the other route drufle ha! see what i did there Isabel: do we roll perception? Bronn: badumtish is joke, see Streak (GM): There are new types of trees here, and one large tree whose bark twists upward, with glowing glyphs lighting it up. Zmey: these are really nice trees Bronn: they really are Orme: one of these trees is not like the others Isabel: "This is odd" Bogrir: FF drawing style i love it Sheena: :D Zmey: its whats its name Bogrir: is this secret of mana artwork actually? Isabel: "Should we get closer?" Bogrir: looks so similar Zmey: the tree from kirby Bronn: it looks like it might be mana stuff Isabel: Detect Magic on that tree Sheena: whispy woods Zmey: yeah lol Streak (GM): But what's even more pretty about the tree, is that there's a treasure chest right next to it, surrounded by pretty flowers. Isabel: Its a tarp Sheena: "I smell trap." Zmey: its a mimic Bogrir: it's a carp Bronn: GASP Streak (GM): Roll Perception Isabel: "That is too obvious" Bogrir: a mimic would be cool Bronn: Bronn : Perception Check 16 Bogrir: they drop good loot right Zmey: "Treasure chest?" Isabel: Isabel : Perception Check 12 Bronn: "TREASURE" Sheena: Sheena : Perception Check 17 Orme: Orme : Perception Check 14 Isabel: I don't care what I roll, I don't trust that chest Bogrir: Bogrir : Perception Check 20 YUS! nat 20 Sheena: noice Zmey: zmey doesnnt suspect a thing Sheena: no that's a 19 + 1 Orme: Meruga : Perception Check 14 Sheena: alck Bogrir: is it fuck fgfjkljel Bronn: itd be green if its a nat 20 Sheena: you can't really crit checks anyway Bronn: still a very good roll Bogrir: still Streak (GM): Bogrir spots it right away. There's a goblin in the tree! Bronn: oh Bogrir: i've had such bad rolls Bogrir: hey can WE surprise attack IT? Sheena: :O bogrir communicate it to the rest of us Isabel: Bull rush the tree, knock it down! Zmey: does the goblin know that we know that it doesnt know Sheena: carefully Streak (GM): He meet's it's gaze, and it hisses and jumps out. Bronn: can i kick the tree Zmey: or no Sheena: D: Isabel: Fight time Streak (GM): you don't have time to act Zmey: it knows Isabel: This is not surprise Bogrir: i dont?1 Isabel: It can't be Bronn: oh dear Sheena: wow that sure is a guy Bronn: that is Isabel: Boss? Bronn: quite a sprite Streak (GM): It lands, it's dark cloak, flapping dramatically. Isabel: "Ummm. hello?" Zmey: too bad i used up hideous laughter Streak (GM): Do any of you know goblin Bronn: uh no Orme: not me Zmey: i know terran Sheena: uhh Bogrir: can we magic Isabel: I know Moogle and Mitra Bogrir: the lanuage Sheena: i think i might Zmey: sheena?? yes Isabel: If it knows any of those Sheena: hm nope sadly Zmey: lol Streak (GM): Anyway, it screams one word, and points at you Bogrir: "infidels!" Sheena looks around at the rest of the party Isabel: Can I try a linguistis check? Streak (GM): suddenly, hundreds of bats swarm out of the surrounding canopies Picture: Bronn: oh dear Sheena: "No idea what you just OH GOD" Zmey: "!!" Bronn: "Bats?" Isabel: "Sheena? Can you learn that?" Bronn: "BATS" oh oh lord Sheena: "I CANNOT STOP THE BATSWARM" Zmey: "aaa" Orme: is that your catchphrase now izzy Isabel: "Why bats" Bronn: we are so boned why this Orme: "fiends!" Bogrir: yeah Dark Cloaked Goblin: "hiss!" Zmey: "What have we gotten ourselves into this time..." Bogrir: can't whack a flying swarm can we drufle Bronn: boy i sure hope the magic users are ready Isabel: I don't have much magic left Bronn: i am going to be utterly useless against the bats Zmey: amaze Isabel: Kill the goblin, Bronn Bronn: can do next time! Isabel: "Bronn, you get the goblin, we'll handle the bats" Bogrir: on.. FIIIIIIDUP Streak (GM): so do we stop here Orme: yes Bogrir: i think so Sheena: next time on fiiidpe Bogrir: poor mopp Isabel: Kobalts! Orbs! Bats? Goblin!? Zmey: "the next episode.. the crystal warriors vs batman" Isabel: night then Bronn: i could probably last through this encounter but you guys need to sleep Sheena: use your beastmaster powers to control the bats Isabel: backgoblin Orme: nightynighty Sheena: i almost said beatmaster Orme: I am sorry for being a tiredman Sheena: night mopp!! Bronn: nah you guys need your sleep Bogrir: it's 4am lol it's cool Sheena: no im tired af too Isabel: Beatmaster, new class Streak (GM): by the way, you spot that the goblin has no weaponry. Bogrir: g'night Isabel: alteration of the bard Streak (GM): or armor Zmey: its naked Isabel: Well then Sheena: lets fuck him up Bogrir: goblin mage? Streak (GM): in fact, it might be nude Bogrir: ewww Isabel: Sheena might get something from him Bronn: oh well then yeah, a disease Isabel: also he's so dead now Sheena: eww Bogrir: what sheena said Bronn: alrighty everyone Isabel: Learn batswarm Bronn: off to bed with you Isabel: g'night everyone Sheena: this fucking song Bogrir: hang on outro Sheena: good night Bronn: aw man final elevator Isabel: Yes this song Music: Streak (GM): So yes! Join us next time, when everyone is killed by hundreds of bats. Sheena: Elevator Fantasy is a better name Zmey: except zmey Streak (GM): Next time on ffiiidpe Isabel: Or just two batclumps Sheena: wait no that sounds like a porno Zmey: who marries the goblin Bogrir: hahahahahahaha Streak (GM): aw man, there's so much of this dungeon left Bogrir: elevator fantasy Sheena: hot OTIS on OTIS action Bogrir: o/ high five Streak (GM): i don't have to plan at all next week Bronn: :p the wonderful part of GMing Isabel: Why so much dungeon? Streak (GM): im going to the caribeean Bronn: sometimes your work is easy Isabel: Need more loot Sheena: streak vastly overestimated the speed at which we are capable of doing things Bogrir: is it imperative to be able to play like a pro to GM Zmey: in the electric ocean Streak (GM): really, you guys spent so long at the waterfall Sheena: bogrir: not really a solid knowledge of mechanics helps tho Zmey: Zmey : Performance Check 12 Isabel: Did we? Bronn: yeah Zmey does a crappy kirby dance Streak (GM): i tried to make it obvious that you can't really pass Bronn: in retrospect we shouldve just turned around Bogrir: I'm interested in trying to kill the lot of you more than i am in killing kobolds Zmey: 360 degrees, and walked away Streak (GM): well, you could, honestly, if you were stubborn Sheena: thank Bogrir: err, your avatars i mean not YOU you Bronn: fight me bogrir i'll take you on Zmey: in the pit Streak (GM): i was surprised when zmey broke out that spell Bogrir: bogrir is too indifferent Isabel: My Isabel is like my daughter. I can't have her die Zmey: chug chug chug Bogrir: whenever he scolds you ronn he's actually kind of entertained Zmey: yeah streak Streak (GM): also also Bogrir: bronn* Zmey: you should hvae let him take it Streak (GM): did you enjoy the start? Zmey: boooo Bogrir: yes expo is fun Zmey: impeach streak Streak (GM): me and hora planned that out Zmey: the dinner is great Isabel: Its a thinky Zmey: er lunch meal Streak (GM): much character developments Isabel: You guys will likely have to do something like that Bogrir: well Streak (GM): it was a morning dinner Isabel: so now we have another sidequest Bogrir: are we gonna be goingn ear bogrir's clan Streak (GM): featuring breakfast chicken Bronn: dont worry Bogrir: because that would be a very heated visit if we end up having to rest in there Streak (GM): perhaps we will someday, bronn Zmey: if thats a thing we can do then zmey's storyline would be great Streak (GM): er bogirir Bronn: i have stuff planned out for bronn later but like much later Zmey: terror screaming no meals Streak (GM): its totally a thing Bronn: like level 8-10 later Streak (GM): if you want to do it just tell me the deets Bogrir: well i dunno man i'm bad at stories Isabel: Much deets Zmey: dibs on high levels then Streak (GM): in private of course Bronn: want me to help out sol? Bogrir: please Streak (GM): any basicas you can give are fine, or not Bogrir: we can do that toniht if you want to i don't think i'm gonna be able to sleep Sheena: my backstory is all red herrings Streak (GM): this was fun Bronn: nah, maybe not tonight Streak (GM): btw sol Sheena: im secretly a dreadlord Bogrir: oh Sheena: who is stealing ur souls Bogrir: ok Bronn: i dont have the uh Streak (GM): the forest song is from chrono trigger Bronn: mental capacity right now Bogrir: whenever then Bronn: for background writing Bogrir: i know it is streak i love that game Zmey: sheena is actually an illusion created by a sentient hair illusionist Bogrir: :) Isabel: Yay, I like this song Bogrir: i never finished it tho Streak (GM): i guess this can be isabels theme or something Bronn: did i tell you guys about the uh Isabel: Sure Bronn: the aerokineticist character i made Isabel: I'm cool with this song Bogrir: um... i don't remember it but you might've done? Zmey: airbender Streak (GM): oh god Bronn: i made him for a game i was in at school Isabel: I have not heard of this Zmey: streak: animal crossing music Bogrir: sorry to be needy but is there anyone who ISN'T going to sleep yet? Bronn: where we were just making the silliest characters possible Bogrir: because i'd generally like the company Streak (GM): i might be up a bit more Isabel: I'm going to bed soon Zmey: its 11:07 am :>>> Isabel: I guess I can hang a little longer Bogrir: yay it's ok, golurk will save my soul Bronn: well we should move to irc in any case Bogrir: yeah Sheena: ok Bronn: to clean up the log Sheena: vamoose Streak (GM): lets do it in irc though its so laggy in here Bronn: everyone out Isabel: alright, bye everyone