STOP READING LOGS. LOOK AT THIS LOG INSTEAD.

Solshine:

ok

The Drufle:

roll 2d6+5 twice

* Solshine rolls: 2*2d6+5 => 2 * 3 + 5 = 11

The Drufle:

er

Solshine:

what

Solshine:

that's not how I wanted it

The Drufle:

just roll the thing twice

* The Drufle rolls: 2d6+5 => 6 + 5 = 11

* The Drufle rolls: 2d6+5 => 6 + 5 = 11

The Drufle:

wow

The Drufle:

that was weird

Ezra:

xD

The Drufle:

uh

The Drufle:

hm

Solshine:

rng maybe a bit slow

Bernard Blackbrass:

Okay well

The Drufle:

well that would be 22 damage to brass

Solshine:

roll with a second's breath

* Ezra rolls: 2d6+5 => 6 + 5 = 11

The Drufle:

and 14 to hina

The Drufle:

WHAT

Ezra:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

AND THEN WE DIED.

Last time, our anti-heroes (wow so cool) fucked around with ultra powerful magical artifacts and could have probably died horribly. Now they'll continue to ransack the place probably.

The Evil Saga! ~ Chapter 10: Profezra's Visions 101

The Drufle:

Last time, a whole ton of things happened.

The Drufle:

Shadows died, devils died

The Drufle:

And magic cards were found!

Golurk:

i died

Solshine:

my mind stayed dead

Bernard Blackbrass:

my childhood died

The Drufle:

Golurk died two sessions ago, don't be silly.

Solshine:

my virginity died

The Drufle:

Now that Veilwar is under his own command, he's gonna pull a card!

Golurk:

pull out

Veilwar:

Must. Pull. Card.

* Veilwar pulls one out

* Bernard Blackbrass offers the deck gleefully.

The Drufle:

Yeah, that happens.

The Drufle:

Alright, let me get my deck.

The Drufle:

Now Solshine.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Oh, also

The Drufle:

We did actually make a rule that you can spend a hero point before you pull.

Bernard Blackbrass:

that.

Veilwar:

hero point?

The Drufle:

So that if you get a bad card, you can have it not apply.

Bernard Blackbrass:

You get one per level.

The Drufle:

Well, antihero points.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Currently, you have three Hero Points.

Bernard Blackbrass:

You cannot store any more.

Veilwar:

yeah but I'm unfamiliar with the stat, that's what I mean

The Drufle:

Brass is correct.

Ezra:

They can do things so you don't get instantly fucked up forever basically

Veilwar:

I'll just assume it's magic money then shall i

The Drufle:

Hero points are basically a measure of "I'm a protagonist, screw the rules".

Bernard Blackbrass:

What's an apt comparison?

Veilwar:

ok yeah I spend one

Veilwar:

wait

Ezra:

but yeah like brass said, you can only hold up to 3

Ezra:

and the rest are wasted

Veilwar:

can I spend it 'wisely'? like only on something that would prevent me from completing the campaign, within reason?

The Drufle:

Uh.

The Drufle:

Yes, technically.

The Drufle:

You do have three, though.

The Drufle:

So spending one right now wouldn't totally screw you over.

Veilwar:

oh I'm not limited to one?

The Drufle:

No.

Ezra:

you should know that while it can negate a bad card, if its a good card the point is still spent

The Drufle:

But any points you gain while you have three are wasted.

Veilwar:

Ok, let's just spend one now then.

The Drufle:

Yes, Ezra is correct.

The Drufle:

Alright: next question.

The Drufle:

How many cards do you draw?

Bernard Blackbrass:

This was to prevent what I might have done had I not pointed it out immediately.

Bernard Blackbrass:

(or Streak)

Veilwar:

One.

Bernard Blackbrass:

((we both did))

Ezra:

he was going to go super brass

The Drufle:

Very well.

The Drufle:

I hope it's a good one.

Bernard Blackbrass:

man. If Drufle was the stubborn type i'd be building the nuke now.

Ezra:

The tension!!

Bernard Blackbrass:

I hope it's a great one!

The Drufle:

Ok I pulled it.

Veilwar:

I hope it's one that gives me some mortal controlled.

Veilwar:

control*

The Drufle:

One sec while I verify what it does.

Ezra:

you explode

Ezra:

the end

Bernard Blackbrass:

no

The Drufle:

Pages don't load very fast while I have a server up.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Brass explodes.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Reforms in 1d3 days.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Explodes again.

The Drufle:

Alright, I got it.

Ezra:

Actually you should know that drufle removed the jokers, which are insta death cards

Veilwar:

he said.

Ezra:

so thats nice

The Drufle:

Incorrect streak.

Bernard Blackbrass:

You looked?

The Drufle:

The queen and king of spades are instadeath.

Veilwar:

oh what.

Ezra:

oh

Bernard Blackbrass:

Spades are dicks.

Veilwar:

I thought you removed the murder ones.

The Drufle:

I did.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Not all the murder ones.

Bernard Blackbrass:

(we hope)

The Drufle:

The jokers are not instadeath.

The Drufle:

Anyway

The Drufle:

Veilwar draws a card that portrays a large, snow-capped mountain.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THAT DECK

The Drufle:

Large piles of snow are raining down, crushing trees and houses on the way down.

Satonakaja has connected.

Veilwar:

alright!

Golurk:

the avalanche

The Drufle:

Yes!

Hina Takahashi:

Hello.

The Drufle:

The card is indeed named "The Avalanche".

Hina Takahashi:

(why can't I see anything D

Ezra:

(double click hina in the initiative queue

Veilwar:

double click your token in 'initiative' window

Ezra:

and it might be loading still)

Hina Takahashi:

no i did

Veilwar:

oh.

Golurk:

double click

Hina Takahashi:

oh there it is

The Drufle:

Now, since this is an immediate card, I must ask Veilwar if he wished to stop the card.

Hina Takahashi:

it was loading

Golurk:

the avalanche is code for

Golurk:

rocks fall everybody dies

The Drufle:

Precisely, what this card does is, it activates an earthquake spell at the puller's location.

Veilwar:

Do I get to know what happens?

Golurk:

oh

Ezra:

yeah we're like miles underground or something

Golurk:

ghost tekton is a good guesser

The Drufle:

For those who don't know that spell.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I do!

The Drufle:

It will collapse the roof, dealing 8d6 damage to all people.

Veilwar:

uh I stop it

Bernard Blackbrass:

You should totally let it happen.

The Drufle:

And possibly suffocating you.

Hina Takahashi:

ohgod

Veilwar:

don't kill me.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Stow it in your pocket for later.

Golurk:

earthquake deals double damage to pokemon who use dig

Bernard Blackbrass:

Throw it at someone you don't like.

The Drufle:

Confirmation: Veilwar stops the card?

Ezra:

Fly Check At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty) Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Fly + DexBonus + ArmorCheckPenalty = 8 + 0 + 5 + 0 = 13 »

Ezra:

im outta here

Ezra:

can't hit me bro

Veilwar:

He stops it.

The Drufle:

Alright!

The Drufle:

The card stops glowing and flips back into the deck.

* Bernard Blackbrass responds by immediately swatting Veilwar's hand and the card.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Mm mm."

Golurk:

you'll be sorry when you fight a wild heatran and you dont have earthquake

Ezra:

"Did anyone feel kind of weird just now?"

The Drufle:

You guys do know that you don't keep the cards, right?

Golurk:

yes

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Not that one."

Veilwar:

If brass is holding it, I snatch the deck.

Veilwar:

Acrobatics Check At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty) Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Acrobatics + DexBonus + ArmorCheckPenalty = 3 + 3 + 3 + 0 = 9 »

Veilwar:

with a somersault

The Drufle:

You grab the deck?

Ezra:

Just like a true ninja.

Bernard Blackbrass:

What! no

Veilwar:

yeah.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I oppose

The Drufle:

Well, you fail that check anyway.

Veilwar:

dam

Bernard Blackbrass:

"No little guy."

Ezra:

he'd probably let you pull another you know

Veilwar:

how badly

The Drufle:

You try to vault over him and slam into his chest.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"That is enough."

Golurk:

he has giant hands

The Drufle:

He does, yes.

Golurk:

you cant just steal things from his giant sexy hands

Ezra:

"Yeah, I'd rather experiment with crazy magic items above ground."

Jenna Callahan:

"Did anyone else feel that faint rumbling?"

Bernard Blackbrass:

"No. I felt that huge rumbling."

Veilwar:

"..."

Veilwar:

MiscSkill3 Check At-Will • StrBonus Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + MiscSkill3 = 18 + 1 = 19 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Everyone topside."

Veilwar:

what

Veilwar:

sorry

Veilwar:

Perception Check At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 19 + 10 + 2 = 31 »

Veilwar:

thats' what I meant to roll

The Drufle:

What do you look for?

Veilwar:

source of rumble

Ezra:

"Topside? We're leaving?"

The Drufle:

The source of the rumble is the card!

Veilwar:

Oh.

The Drufle:

Quite obviously, really.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Why wouldn't we leave?"

Veilwar:

"Hpmh..."

Jenna Callahan:

"Well, there was that other door we didn't go through."

* Veilwar looks troubled

Ezra:

"It came from the card's magic, right? Let's jsut stop messing with the thing."

Jenna Callahan:

"And we never did find the person who was creating that cauldron of catalyst."

Bernard Blackbrass:

Also you don't want to touch Brass anyway.

Hina Takahashi:

"We've probably gotten ourselves in to worse places. We could keep going."

Veilwar:

"That can't be easy to make."

Bernard Blackbrass:

Who is stowing the card in his pocket.

Veilwar:

Wait.

Ezra:

"Jenna's right, there's only one path forward for us now."

Veilwar:

I DID touch.

Bernard Blackbrass:

oh god no

Veilwar:

If I slammed into your chest.

The Drufle:

Yep.

The Drufle:

I think I'll count that.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Hey Kids

* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 2

Veilwar:

Uh, I don't suppose I can make antidote?

Ezra:

"Also, topside is a small piece of rock with a wagon on it."

The Drufle:

You could, but not at the moment.

Edited character sheet

Bernard Blackbrass:

It's time to play Roll The Dice

Veilwar:

I'm gonna die aren't I.

Bernard Blackbrass:

what's your fortitude save

The Drufle:

Alright!

The Drufle:

Oh right, fort save.

Veilwar:

Do I roll fort?

The Drufle:

Yes.

Ezra:

its CON damage i believe

Golurk:

not much

Ezra:

you won't die until you reach 0

Veilwar:

Fortitutde Save Fortitude Roll: « d20 + Fortitude = 9 + 1 = 10 »

The Drufle:

Correct.

The Drufle:

Well, you fail that.

Bernard Blackbrass:

oh you poor thing

Veilwar:

And I die.

The Drufle:

Nope.

Bernard Blackbrass:

all you wanted was to play cards

The Drufle:

You do take 4 CON damage though.

Edited character sheet

Bernard Blackbrass:

1 every round, and he might save each round.

Veilwar:

"WAGH!"

Ezra:

thats true of all stat damage

* Veilwar falls to his knees

Ezra:

i think

Ezra:

or was it not

The Drufle:

Does he get a save every round?

Bernard Blackbrass:

I don't remember.

Veilwar:

"What the hell is that! *cough*"

The Drufle:

I'm not entirely knowledged on poisons.

* Bernard Blackbrass coolly brushes Veilwar off of his chest. He's not the poisoned one here. "Well now."

Veilwar:

Can I determine how to make antidote with my alchemy knowledge?

Ezra:

We still have a restoration scroll.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I think you have to tough it out for now.

The Drufle:

That too, yeah.

The Drufle:

Also no, he does not get additional rolls.

Bernard Blackbrass:

It'll go away.

Veilwar:

that's good, I wouldn't know what check to roll anyway.

The Drufle:

One save for the poison.

Ezra:

Jenna still has it on her.

The Drufle:

Well, Veilwar now has a CON of 4.

The Drufle:

This could be bad.

Bernard Blackbrass:

oh snap

Ezra:

Use the scroll!

Bernard Blackbrass:

Well, we'd determine he's literally half dead.

Jenna Callahan:

"Did he just get poisoned by that?"

Hina Takahashi:

how did THIS HAPPEN

Jenna Callahan:

"Alright, time for scrolls."

Ezra:

"This is Greenblood poison!"

* Veilwar collapses in agony

Hina Takahashi:

"The fact that he's dying over there tells me yes."

Jenna Callahan:

Use Magic Device Check At-Will • Cha Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + UseMagicDevice + ChaBonus = 4 + 4 + 5 = 13 »

Veilwar:

"USE THE DMAN SCROLL"

Veilwar:

damn*

The Drufle:

And, she does not succeed.

* Bernard Blackbrass does his best to look innocent.

* Bernard Blackbrass holds his unassuming hand out to Jenna.

* Veilwar glares at brass

Jenna Callahan:

"Well, this scroll doesn't seem to be working."

* Jenna Callahan hands the scroll to Brass."

Veilwar:

"I'll chuck a bomb in your face!"

Bernard Blackbrass:

Use Magic Device Check At-Will • Cha Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + UseMagicDevice + ChaBonus = 13 + 0 + 2 = 15 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

what was my real modifier again

Bernard Blackbrass:

Use Magic Device Check At-Will • Cha Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + UseMagicDevice + ChaBonus = 2 + 0 + 2 = 4 »

The Drufle:

Alright, that's good enough.

* Bernard Blackbrass smartly reads the words out.

The Drufle:

The scroll's symbols glow, and Veilwar regains his composure.

Ezra:

Mine's +7 btw can I actually use scrolls?

* Veilwar stands up

Ezra:

or is mine just for wands

The Drufle:

Yeah, maybe you should.

Veilwar:

"...My thanks."

The Drufle:

No, it's UMD.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Now, class. What did we all learn about politely asking for what we want?"

The Drufle:

But Jenna's is +9.

Veilwar:

"It's more interesting not to? Eheheh."

Ezra:

Yeah my UMD is +7

Edited character sheet

Ezra:

also a class skill

The Drufle:

So is hers.

Ezra:

"It's a waste of resources."

Jenna Callahan:

"How about people stop running into Brass from now on?"

Veilwar:

I use whatever arcane knowledge I might have to heal (?)

Ezra:

"No one touch Brass, he's disgusting."

* Bernard Blackbrass has an elated expression. "You've got it Ezra."

Ezra:

"No offense."

Veilwar:

well I meant to do 'heal'

Veilwar:

but now do I do that or arcane

Veilwar:

Heal Check At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Heal + WisBonus = 10 + 0 + 2 = 12 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

"I will pretend to not hear that."

The Drufle:

Yeah, you don't heal.

Veilwar:

man

The Drufle:

Besides, you aren't really hurt.

Veilwar:

that fake luck at the beginning

Veilwar:

oh

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Now, little guy."

The Drufle:

That's only 3 damage.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"I think you can stand to check out this last door for us."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"As thanks."

Veilwar:

"Oh, sure..." I say with venom

Veilwar:

which way isit?

The Drufle:

The way I am illuminating.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Thank you."

Veilwar:

"Well, step aside, then?"

Veilwar:

Perception Check At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 10 + 10 + 2 = 22 »

The Drufle:

That is not the door.

Veilwar:

that's for looking down the hallway

The Drufle:

Oh.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Perception Check At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 10 + 4 + 3 = 17 »

The Drufle:

The hallway is just as oddly clean as the rest of the dungeon.

Veilwar:

Knowledge Dungeoneering Check At-Will • Int Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeDungeoneering + IntBonus = 5 + 0 + 5 = 10 »

Veilwar:

that's to check thedoor

The Drufle:

The door is made of bone, and appears to have no traps.

Veilwar:

can I see through?

The Drufle:

No, it's actually quite well-woven.

The Drufle:

You know, for bones.

Veilwar:

"Hmm, can we smashit?"

Bernard Blackbrass:

Perception Check At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 10 + 4 + 3 = 17 »

The Drufle:

That's what the party does for a lot of doors.

Ezra:

Can I roll to verify the not-trapped-ness.

The Drufle:

Brass: you also see no traps on the door.

* Ezra rolls: 1d20+4 => 10 + 4 = 14

Jenna Callahan:

Perception Check At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 12 + 4 + -1 = 15 »

The Drufle:

The two of you don't either.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Someone went through a lot of trouble to craft this bone door."

Ezra:

man we should just make an 'EVERYONE LOOK' macro

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Are you sure you wish to erase their hard work?"

The Drufle:

Pretty much, yeah.

Ezra:

Can't we just open it

Veilwar:

"Well, can we open it without smashing it?

Veilwar:

"

The Drufle:

You could sure try.

Ezra:

Yeah he said that weird

Ezra:

its totally trapped

Veilwar:

is there a hallway down there?

The Drufle:

Yes, that's where you came from.

Ezra:

Stand back

Veilwar:

Perception Check At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 8 + 10 + 2 = 20 »

Ezra:

I'll throw my rock

Veilwar:

I check it a gain

The Drufle:

Still no traps, Veilwar.

Veilwar:

again*

Veilwar:

ok give it ago

Ezra:

I throw my rock at the door.

The Drufle:

The rock bounces off of the door.

* Ezra rolls: 1d20+7 => 3 + 7 = 10

Veilwar:

"That is strong ivory."

Ezra:

I pick up the rock.

Veilwar:

Knowledge Nature Check At-Will • Int Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeNature + IntBonus = 13 + 5 + 5 = 23 »

Veilwar:

what animal is this the bone of

Ezra:

I think the door is okay.

Jenna Callahan:

"I'm pretty sure that rock won't open the door, Ezra."

The Drufle:

Uh.

The Drufle:

What animal?

The Drufle:

It isn't one you recognize, for sure.

Veilwar:

Yeah. Is this made from defeated foes?

Ezra:

"I bet it's people."

The Drufle:

All I can tell you is that the bones are reptilian.

The Drufle:

Or avian.

Veilwar:

"Where else are we supposed to go? This are reptile bones anyway, not human, at least."

The Drufle:

They tend to be pretty similar.

Ezra:

anyway i have the lowest hp so I ain't opening it

Veilwar:

hiiinaaaa...

Veilwar:

right?

The Drufle:

She could open it, sure.

Hina Takahashi:

HINA SMASH

Bernard Blackbrass:

Get a charge in

Ezra:

sure smash if you want

Ezra:

we could jsut

Ezra:

open it

Bernard Blackbrass:

extra damage!

Bernard Blackbrass:

(totes out of character suggestion you're gonna love!)

The Drufle:

Is Hina actually going to try and break it?

The Drufle:

Or just open it?

Veilwar:

the tension!

The Drufle:

Ezra running away in fear.

The Drufle:

Just like a good ninja.

Ezra:

I like to call it tactical repositioning

The Drufle:

True.

The Drufle:

Or advancing in the opposite direction to future glory.

Hina Takahashi:

open it

Ezra:

do it doit

The Drufle:

Alright.

The Drufle:

The door doesn't open.

The Drufle:

It's stuck.

* Bernard Blackbrass smiles encouragingly.

Veilwar:

SMASH!

The Drufle:

This was going to happen anyway, really.

Hina Takahashi:

Attack! Greatsword This sword can cut through anything! Mostly! Targets: One Foe within my reach Attacks Attack (+4) vs AC Damage (+4) 1d20(4)+4 = 8 2d6+6(12)+4 = 16 Slashing

The Drufle:

Oh.

Golurk:

man this is silly you're silly so silly

Ezra:

Not strong enough!

The Drufle:

Wait have we updated her sheet yet?

java.lang.NullPointerException error executing expression status = input( "tab0 | Info || TAB", "blah |

The Drufle:

Yes we have.

Golurk:

why doesnt anyone update their sheets

The Drufle:

So much work!

Ezra:

i do!!""

Golurk:

but it's like three pages

Ezra:

can i get a star

Veilwar:

I gave drufle access to my sheet for that purpose

The Drufle:

Either way, that bonus was wrong.

* The Drufle rolls: d20+7 => 1 + 7 = 8

Golurk:

you get a ghost tekton point

The Drufle:

Oh.

The Drufle:

That is not better.

Ezra:

couldn't brass just +5 her

The Drufle:

Hina, stop missing the door.

Golurk:

that sounds dirty

Bernard Blackbrass:

how do you miss a door

The Drufle:

Actually I don't think she can break it.

The Drufle:

Yeah, she can't.

Veilwar:

"That's an impressive door."

Ezra:

okay BOMBs then

Veilwar:

"Let me try... Move aside.

Veilwar:

"

Golurk:

who even attacks a metal door with a sword

The Drufle:

No, seriously.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"ooh goody."

The Drufle:

I don't think you guys can break this door.

The Drufle:

I think I'm gonna lower the AC on it.

Golurk:

find a key

Bernard Blackbrass:

We don't know that.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Uh no

Golurk:

in your hearts

The Drufle:

Well, alright.

The Drufle:

Bombs away, I suppose.

Hina Takahashi:

KAH BEWM

Bernard Blackbrass:

And now from Hina to Ezra, when only the latter notices.

Veilwar:

"Aheh-hem... BOMBS AWAY!"

Veilwar:

I throw a bomb at the door

* The Drufle rolls: d20+7 => 4 + 7 = 11

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Hang on man."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"You should set up a whole bunch!"

Veilwar:

I stop mid throw?

The Drufle:

Yeah, sure.

Veilwar:

"That's not a bad idea, hulky."

Bernard Blackbrass:

The bomb pauses in mid-air.

Veilwar:

can I set up a fuse?

Veilwar:

Knowledge Engineering Check At-Will • Int Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeEngineering + IntBonus = 19 + 0 + 5 = 24 »

The Drufle:

Uh.

The Drufle:

Yes.

The Drufle:

Yes you can.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Knowledge Engineering Check At-Will • Int Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeEngineering + IntBonus = 10 + 0 + 5 = 15 »

Ezra:

"I think we should back up more."

Hina Takahashi:

"Well while he does that, I'm just going to stand a bit back."

The Drufle:

How many bombs do you set up?

The Drufle:

You have 8, remember.

Ezra:

"Just saying."

Veilwar:

I fuse two bombs and uh..find a way to light it.

Veilwar:

Knowledge Engineering Check At-Will • Int Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeEngineering + IntBonus = 11 + 0 + 5 = 16 »

The Drufle:

Very well.

Veilwar:

that's for the light

The Drufle:

You pull some flint from your pack.

The Drufle:

And light the fuse.

Veilwar:

and then move to where my token is

* The Drufle rolls: d20+14 => 5 + 14 = 19

* Veilwar covers his ears

The Drufle:

Good lord your bombs suck.

The Drufle:

The bombs explode, and the door shakes, but it still stands.

Veilwar:

and the bombs do a small 'po'

The Drufle:

Really, can I just lower the AC.

Veilwar:

Lower it.... *sob*

Bernard Blackbrass:

What do you have for an AC door?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Deflection?

The Drufle:

Effectively, yes.

Bernard Blackbrass:

You use hardness to lower damage, and halve the whole thing anyway.

The Drufle:

It's the break DC.

Bernard Blackbrass:

that's not an AC at all.

The Drufle:

It's still what you have to hit.

Bernard Blackbrass:

That's why a sword doesn't usually work.

Golurk:

can't you guys go the other way

The Drufle:

There is no other way.

Golurk:

oh

Ezra:

It's not locked, right

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Welp. We are all looking for keys then."

Veilwar:

it is

Veilwar:

it doesn't open

Ezra:

so i can't pick it or somehting

The Drufle:

It's not locked!

The Drufle:

I said this earlier, it's just stuck.

Ezra:

Oh

Ezra:

can i use my soap

Golurk:

look through your inventories

The Drufle:

Wait, doesn't Jenna have grease?

Golurk:

yes she does

Ezra:

fine don't let me soap up a bone door

The Drufle:

Yeah, she totally does.

The Drufle:

Alright, since a door can't avoid a spell, it automatically hits.

The Drufle:

The door is much less stuck now.

Ezra:

I bet we now slip on this grease for an hour

Veilwar:

(brb, feel free to play me if needed)

Ezra:

"Smart move."

Hina Takahashi:

while the yakety sax music plays

Veilwar:

drufle, a private word?

The Drufle:

Grease!

You whisper to Solshine: yes?

The Drufle:

The door swings open, by the way.

Veilwar:

how do I whisper back?

Golurk:

jenna plays a song from grease for it to cast

The Drufle:

Type /whisper Drufle message.

Ezra:

we need art of jenna rocking out really

Golurk whispers: Drufle i know where you live

The Drufle:

There, door is gone.

The Drufle:

Go through!

Ezra:

"Everyone watch your step."

Ezra:

"Like...this."

Golurk:

reflex save

Ezra:

Is it Reflex?

The Drufle:

You don't have to save.

Veilwar:

oh nvm

* Ezra rolls: 1d20+8 => 17 + 8 = 25

Veilwar:

right

Veilwar:

brb

Golurk:

hehe

Ezra:

fiiine.

The Drufle:

Since she targeted the door, it's pretty much all on the door.

Jenna Callahan:

"Bard spells save the day!"

Golurk:

where's the zombie janitor

Golurk:

i bet they'll be pissed

The Drufle:

You guys can go forward, you know.

Hina Takahashi:

Hina takes the point, then.

The Drufle:

Alright then.

* Ezra rolls: 1d20+4 => 3 + 4 = 7

Ezra:

any noises

The Drufle:

Nope.

Ezra:

do the shuffle

The Drufle:

DOOR

Ezra:

"Sigh."

Ezra:

"What was that corridor even FOR."

Jenna Callahan:

"Never have I been so annoyed at doors."

Golurk:

an airlock

Golurk:

it leads to space jail

Ezra:

"What kind of layout is this!? It's chaos!"

Ezra:

anyway whats this doors deal

The Drufle:

It's an iron door!

The Drufle:

Pretty simple, not too big.

Hina Takahashi:

HINA SMASH

Ezra:

lets not be so rash

Ezra:

is it locked because i want to make myself useful

Hina Takahashi:

"It almost reminds me of a few of the castles back home."

Ezra:

we should trap check first though

The Drufle:

Does someone want to perception?

* Ezra rolls: 1d20+4 => 11 + 4 = 15

Hina Takahashi:

"Intentionally confusing and annoying corridors."

Ezra:

have veil do his

The Drufle:

There doesn't appear to be a lock, or any traps for that matter.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Perception Check At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 11 + 4 + 3 = 18 »

The Drufle:

Brass sees jack all because he's still in the other room.

Ezra:

no lock?? i have lost interest.

Veilwar:

Perception Check At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 12 + 10 + 2 = 24 »

The Drufle:

Veilwar, however.

Golurk:

grease it

The Drufle:

Notices a small latch near the doorknob that leads a small river up to the ceiling.

The Drufle:

rivet*

Golurk:

thank god it wasnt a river

Ezra:

okay yeah hina you should move

The Drufle:

There is a thin vertical slit in the ceiling.

Veilwar:

"What would happen if you unlatched that up there? *points*"

Ezra:

how did we not notice wall river??

Golurk:

guillotine

Ezra:

hey can i disable traps

The Drufle:

You can!

Ezra:

DD is +11

Golurk:

wow ezra how ableist of you

Ezra:

so if i fail, it totally goes off right

The Drufle:

Correct.

The Drufle:

It can't be that bad, right?

Ezra:

I bet it is

The Drufle:

It totally isn't.

Veilwar:

perception!

Golurk:

i like how everyone can teleport

The Drufle:

You already used perception, Veilwar.

The Drufle:

You found the trap.

Veilwar:

not me

Veilwar:

ezra

The Drufle:

Oh.

Ezra:

what would htat do

Veilwar:

find out how bad it is?

The Drufle:

Yeah I'm not sure either.

Ezra:

maybe if i take a closer look first i could disable it easier

The Drufle:

You can't find that out from perception.

The Drufle:

You'd need an engineering check.

Veilwar:

I could try dungeoneering

Veilwar:

or engineering

Veilwar:

which one is higher for me?

The Drufle:

Given that there is no dungeoneering check, probably the engineering.

Ezra:

yeah but then you'd have to relay the info to me if you got anything

Ezra:

Knowledge Dungeoneering Check At-Will • Int Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeDungeoneering + IntBonus = 19 + 0 + 2 = 21 »

The Drufle:

Er, sorry.

The Drufle:

That's a knowledge check.

Veilwar:

I've been using that for awhile

Veilwar:

ther'es a non-knowledge engineering?

The Drufle:

Right, so Ezra finds that it seems to be some sort of blade trap.

The Drufle:

Veilwar: no, I just mixed things up.

Veilwar:

ah right

Ezra:

Oh right

Bernard Blackbrass:

Knowledge Engineering Check At-Will • Int Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeEngineering + IntBonus = 14 + 0 + 5 = 19 »

Ezra:

I don't really fancy this at all

The Drufle:

It probably wouldn't kill you, but it would hurt.

Ezra:

oh thats reassuring

Ezra:

can't i poke it open from here

Veilwar:

Do Iknow enough spellcraft to magically stop it I wonder

The Drufle:

It isn't magical, so no.

The Drufle:

You would need prestidigitation or some such.

Veilwar:

I'm usually a wizard, damnit

The Drufle:

Actually, speaking of prestidigitation.

Ezra:

brass do you have psychic pushy powers yet

The Drufle:

Doesn't Jenna have that?

The Drufle:

Yeah, she totally does.

The Drufle:

BARD POWERS GO

Ezra:

what is this

Ezra:

are we disgesting somehting

The Drufle:

Wait, maybe it's a different spell.

The Drufle:

Yeah, prestidigitation is the little tricks spell.

Ezra:

i'd be more confident about disabling it if i knew the ACs for traps

The Drufle:

I'm thinking of mage hand.

Ezra:

but i have no idea

The Drufle:

Which Jenna does not have.

Bernard Blackbrass:

It's not going to do your Disable Device check.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Alright?

Ezra:

what do you mean?

Veilwar:

can I try to convince the trap to let us go?

Veilwar:

Diplomacy Check At-Will • Cha Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Diplomacy + ChaBonus = 15 + 0 + 2 = 17 »

The Drufle:

That's not how doors work.

Veilwar:

shame.

Veilwar:

In Discworld games they probably do.

Bernard Blackbrass:

It's not how bridges work.

The Drufle:

With a +11, ezra, you'd likely succeed.

Hina Takahashi:

intimidate would work

Ezra:

im drinking a light potion before i fo this then

Bernard Blackbrass:

Bridges are jerks.

The Drufle:

Alright then.

The Drufle:

1d8+5.

* Ezra rolls: 1d8+5 => 3 + 5 = 8

Ezra:

« HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = 8 = 8 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" =  » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" =  » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" =  » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" =  » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" =  » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Gained 8 HP! 29 / 29 HP remaining...

Ezra:

ooh just enough

The Drufle:

Go ahead, disable it.

* Ezra rolls: 1d20+11 => 13 + 11 = 24

The Drufle:

You succeed!

Ezra:

yeah!!

The Drufle:

The trap clicks out and the door swings open.

Veilwar:

Hooray!

The Drufle:

And now, another room.

The Drufle:

This room is not incredibly amazing, but it is kinda big.

Hina Takahashi:

"Good work."

Veilwar:

Perception Check At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 7 + 10 + 2 = 19 »

Ezra:

5 exits i hate it already

Golurk:

boner door!

Ezra:

quick run in before he draws the doors

Veilwar:

I check for all objects of note.

The Drufle:

This room has a few pedestals and chairs here and there.

Ezra:

thats how you sequence break

The Drufle:

It seems to be some sort of lecture room.

Veilwar:

Are there books?

The Drufle:

There are not.

Ezra:

"Looks like the lecture halls back in Ninja School."

Ezra:

"Less traps though."

Golurk:

i think you guys broke in to some kind of community college

Golurk:

for wizards

Ezra:

shit well now i feel bad

The Drufle:

There are little paintings here and there on the walls.

Golurk:

those lemures?

Veilwar:

"You should visit my old high-school. Back in The Great Shadow."

Golurk:

professors

The Drufle:

Pfft.

Ezra:

one was about to cure fantasy cancer

The Drufle:

Alright, so.

The Drufle:

The northern door is iron.

Hina Takahashi:

"I'm surprised we haven't run into anybody yet. . ."

Golurk:

~evil~

Hina Takahashi:

"Anybody reasonably sane, anyway."

The Drufle:

The doors to the south are bone and iron, respectively.

* Veilwar mock lectures you guys

The Drufle:

And the door to the east is actually a portcullis.

The Drufle:

Not a door.

Veilwar:

"Energy is... *fake techno babble*"

The Drufle:

Although the portcullis is made of bone.

The Drufle:

Which is odd.

Veilwar:

"Bwahaha"

Ezra:

"I didn't know that."

Jenna Callahan:

"Why is this place so well-kept?"

Veilwar:

"It wasn't true, sparky."

Veilwar:

"That's a good point.. someone must still be maintaining this place."

Veilwar:

"Maybe they know we are here."

Ezra:

"And summoned those demons."

Golurk:

the zombie janitor

Jenna Callahan:

"Devils, actually."

Ezra:

"Right."

Jenna Callahan:

"Shouldn't you know that?"

Veilwar:

*smiles* "Good distinction. Now what about those doors?"

Ezra:

"Hey, I mix up my words sometimes!"

Veilwar:

Knowledge Dungeoneering Check At-Will • Int Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeDungeoneering + IntBonus = 15 + 0 + 5 = 20 »

Veilwar:

I check the north door

Ezra:

"Also I got bonked on the head earlier."

The Drufle:

The iron door seems totally normal.

Veilwar:

I also look around the rims

Veilwar:

Perception Check At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 20 + 10 + 2 = 32 »

The Drufle:

Not stuck, not trapped, nothing.

Ezra:

sweet rims yo

The Drufle:

You are totally sure of yourself.

Veilwar:

"This one looks safe."

Veilwar:

Can I open it only a little bit?

The Drufle:

Sure.

Jenna Callahan:

Perception Check At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 9 + 4 + -1 = 12 »

* Ezra rolls: 1d20+4 => 19 + 4 = 23

The Drufle:

Jenna doesn't see traps on any of the other exits.

The Drufle:

Ezra does, though.

Veilwar:

I do that, and then peek inside.

Veilwar:

Perception Check At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 3 + 10 + 2 = 15 »

Veilwar:

oh

Veilwar:

Stealth Check At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty) Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Stealth + DexBonus + ArmorCheckPenalty = 19 + 5 + 3 + 0 = 27 »

The Drufle:

The iron door to the bottom right is trapped.

Veilwar:

stealthily!

The Drufle:

Veilwar peeks into the next room.

Ezra:

(is that the red or the white one)

Veilwar:

Stealthily.

The Drufle:

As he figured, that door wasn't trapped.

The Drufle:

Ezra: the red one.

Ezra:

okay

The Drufle:

The next room to the north seems to have a lot of fire in it.

Hina Takahashi:

what

The Drufle:

Not on fire, per se.

Ezra:

fire containment room

The Drufle:

But there are little braziers and sconces scattered about.

Hina Takahashi:

thats no fun

Veilwar:

"Oh, that's a hot pair of legs right there, ahaha! There's fire in that room!"

The Drufle:

They're colored odd colors as well.

Veilwar:

I open the door.

The Drufle:

Very well.

Hina Takahashi:

ohgod

Veilwar:

It's not trapped.

Ezra:

"Maybe its for demon devil evil summonings."

Ezra:

maybe daemons

Veilwar:

I look inside the room, this time not peaking.

Veilwar:

Perception Check At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 15 + 10 + 2 = 27 »

The Drufle:

LOTS OF FIRE

Veilwar:

"Hey guys, the fire here is weird."

The Drufle:

That's pretty much all this room is.

Ezra:

"Huh."

Ezra:

"Is this magical fire?"

Jenna Callahan:

"... the hell?"

Veilwar:

Knowledge Arcana Check At-Will • Int Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeArcana + IntBonus = 10 + 4 + 5 = 19 »

Veilwar:

I try to determine.

Golurk:

it's like a shrine maiden's balls

Veilwar:

The nature.

Veilwar:

You know.

The Drufle:

The fires seem to be pulsing with different elements.

Golurk:

touch it touch it touch it

Ezra:

(is sneaky still here)

Veilwar:

ok golurk

Veilwar:

I approach a blue fire, and touch it.

The Drufle:

The blue fires, water; the green fires, earth; the yellow fires, air

Veilwar:

Every so lightly.

The Drufle:

And the red fires are uh

The Drufle:

Fire.

The Drufle:

You touch a blue flame?

Veilwar:

Yeah.

Golurk:

that's unfair why is everything fire

Veilwar:

I examine it like that.

The Drufle:

Alright.

The Drufle:

When you touch the flame, it feels oddly cool and fluidy.

Veilwar:

"Heh, that is cool."

The Drufle:

Almost as if the fire itself was partly water.

Veilwar:

I need me some of those flames

Veilwar:

can I store them somehow?

Golurk:

i think everyone jsut got lsd'd

The Drufle:

You could bottle a bit of them, yes.

Ezra:

lets eat all the fire

Veilwar:

I would like to bottle one sample of each, can I ?

The Drufle:

What order do you bottle them in?

Veilwar:

hold that thought.

Veilwar:

earth water fire air

The Drufle:

Alright.

Ezra:

"Perhaps there's some opposing elements thing going one here."

The Drufle:

You get a bottle of the earth and water flame, but when you go near the red flame, it is intensely hot.

The Drufle:

If you tried to bottle it, you could get seriously hurt.

Veilwar:

I try anyway, this is important.

The Drufle:

Well, alright.

The Drufle:

Make a reflex check.

Veilwar:

Reflex Save Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 16 + 6 = 22 »

Veilwar:

heh

The Drufle:

You get a bottle of the red flame quickly before your hand lights aflame.

Hina Takahashi:

pft

The Drufle:

And then you get the air flame without any issue.

Hina Takahashi:

veil.txt

Ezra:

catch some poes why don't ya

The Drufle:

You now have bottles of each of the elemental flames!

The Drufle:

Good for you.

Veilwar:

Yay!

Veilwar:

I am a succesful scientist now.

The Drufle:

Now, new question.

The Drufle:

Where do you put these bottles?

Veilwar:

Uh.. in.. my inventory?

The Drufle:

A little more specific than that.

Ezra:

I'd keep the opposites apart

Veilwar:

In my hat

Veilwar:

And uh

Ezra:

or maybe together?

Veilwar:

in this order

Veilwar:

:

Hina Takahashi:

". . .what are you even going to do with those?"

Veilwar:

first water, than air, then earth, then fire

Golurk:

drink them

Jenna Callahan:

"Yeah, this all seems a little silly."

The Drufle:

And you're putting all of them in your hat?

Ezra:

"I guess they make cool lanterns."

Golurk:

put them in your adult diapers

Veilwar:

I really want them.. they look so cool.

Veilwar:

I could research them

Veilwar:

and access secret powers

The Drufle:

I'm not saying you shouldn't take them.

The Drufle:

But where are they going?

Veilwar:

you know, when I get back to my lab

The Drufle:

All in your hat?

Veilwar:

Yes

The Drufle:

Ok then.

Veilwar:

in the order I last said

The Drufle:

Yep.

Ezra:

drufle you're asking us where our inventory is it's obviously in the same place as all our hammers

The Drufle: