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Last time, our Assholes decided to dive into a boiling ocean, and were immediately attacked by baby Cthulu. Let's watch them die!
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The Evil Saga! ~ Chapter 13: The Lovely Hugging Monster!!
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The Drufle:
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Let me actually begin.
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The Drufle:
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Seishi: make one more check.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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Knowledge Planes Check
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At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgePlanes + IntBonus = 11 + 4 + 1 = 16 »
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Seishi Honekawa:
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look at those jerks at the front of
the 60 ft long cart
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The Drufle:
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I can't access these guy's hp can I.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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what
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Veilwar:
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Lost
3 HP!
23
/ 26 HP remaining...
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The Drufle:
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That still works.
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Veilwar:
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Gained
3 HP!
26
/ 26 HP remaining...
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The Drufle:
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I've actually gotten the macros to
work.
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Veilwar:
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Gained
4 HP!
30
/ 30 HP remaining...
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The Drufle:
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I'm just updating their hp at the
moment.
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Hina Takahashi:
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Gained
10 HP!
51
/ 51 HP remaining...
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The Drufle:
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Alright, I think we're all good.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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so much hp
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Hm.
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The Drufle:
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Last time, the party decided to travel
across the Boiling Sea.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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And i'm still level 3.
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The Drufle:
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Then, a horrible Shoggti entered!
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The Drufle:
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Speaking of which, Seishi.
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The Drufle:
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What do you want to know?
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Seishi Honekawa:
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man so many things
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Seishi Honekawa:
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um
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Ezra:
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what is love
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Ezra:
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ask that
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Seishi Honekawa:
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let's have a short description of
qlippoths
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The Drufle:
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Alright, some knowledge of qlippoths.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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then let's go straight to its
weaknesses
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Seishi Honekawa:
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or lack thereof
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The Drufle:
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Qlippoths are some of the few
creatures that demons dare to face.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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-You know something? I was thinking of
poisoning it.-
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The Drufle:
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They are horrific beings of pure
chaos, whose only desire is to destroy everything.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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get in line, qlippoths
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The Drufle:
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They arise from the bowels of the
Abyss, somewhere far away.
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The Drufle:
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Alright, weaknesses.
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The Drufle:
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And resistances.
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The Drufle:
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Note: I have reduced some of the
resistances.
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The Drufle:
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Mostly because otherwise this thing
would never die.
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Ezra:
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This one is the skinny one everyone
picks last for Blitzball
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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:/
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The Drufle:
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Shoggti are immune to poison, cold,
and any mind-affecting abilities.
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Ezra:
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what else would they play down here
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Seishi Honekawa:
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pretend i said all that
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Ezra:
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little do they know that this guy is
actually Tidus
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The Drufle:
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They do not have any weaknesses.
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Ezra:
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we're FUCKed
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Seishi Honekawa:
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fuckin sableye
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* You roll to yourself: d20+7 => 10 + 7 = 17
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The Drufle:
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Alright, let's roll some initiative!
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The Drufle:
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Unless anyone would care to talk to it.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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-Okay, no poison then.-
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* Ezra rolls: 1d20+5 => 6 + 5 = 11
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Ezra:
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i'm hidden so i aint speaking to it
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Seishi Honekawa:
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Initiative Check
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Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 15 + 0 = 15 »
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Ezra:
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can we establish that i am in fact
completely hidden
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Hey! Get out of my boat and into my
belly!"
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Ezra:
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i rolled it last session
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Ezra:
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it was like, 34
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Seishi Honekawa:
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yes just delete your pog
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The Drufle:
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Yes, you are absolutely hidden.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Can we establish the fact that I hate
this Abyss native?
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The Drufle:
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Oh, of course.
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Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
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Ezra:
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can we establish the romantic
storyline that is forming between Duck and Urtar?
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The Drufle:
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Need to roll Hina and Veilwar.
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Veilwar:
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Initiative Check
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Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 17 + 3 = 20 »
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Hina Takahashi:
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Initiative Check
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Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 3 + 2 = 5 »
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Initiative Check
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Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 10 + 0 = 10 »
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Ezra:
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If this thing resists fire Veil won't
be doing much damage will he
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Seishi Honekawa:
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did you know everyone who hasnt
attacked yet is flat footed on the firrst round
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Seishi Honekawa:
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i did not know that
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Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
Veilwar has received initiative.
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The Drufle:
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It has no resistances.
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Ezra:
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you did know that because you just
said it!
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The Drufle:
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Only immunities.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Could I have started with chains first
off?
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Not like I wasn't aware of it.
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The Drufle:
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Alright, Veil is up first.
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* The Drufle rolls: d20+7 => 8 + 7 = 15
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The Drufle:
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He moves back a bit and throws a bomb.
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The Drufle:
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He totally whiffs.
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* The Drufle rolls: d8 => 1
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The Drufle:
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Of course, it still gets hit with
splash damage.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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1 damage
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Uh, little guy? Our stuff."
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Seishi Honekawa:
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;-;
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* You roll to yourself: 7d10+42 => 34 + 42 = 76
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Ezra:
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our stuff is canonically in the corner
over there
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Ezra:
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and nowhere else
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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(no it isn't)
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Veilwar:
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"Explosives always help! kekeke"
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Ezra:
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if he attacks that corner, it moves to
the other corner
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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No, it isn't.
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Ezra:
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You're WRONG
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Ezra:
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!!
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The Drufle:
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But yes, the shoggti is hurt for 7
damage.
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The Drufle:
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It squirms a bit.
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The Drufle:
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Speaking of which, it's the qlippoth's
turn!
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Seishi Honekawa:
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oh god im not ready
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Seishi Honekawa:
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what do i do
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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-Listen to me Seishi.0
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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-What can you cast to shock it?-
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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-Maybe knock it down.-
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Seishi Honekawa:
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-Nothing!-
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Seishi Honekawa:
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-It cannot feel fear-
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The Drufle:
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It slithers towards Seishi.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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-No I mean zap it... look out!-
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Seishi Honekawa:
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o-o
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The Drufle:
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Do any of you know Abyssal?
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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I might.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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(clerics dont get shit)
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Ezra:
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I do.
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The Drufle:
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I'm sure like 2 of you do.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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come at me bro
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The Drufle:
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It tries to grab Seishi with a
tentacle.
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* The Drufle rolls: d20+12 => 4 + 12 = 16
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Seishi Honekawa:
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pls no im a lady
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* The Drufle rolls: 1d8+6 => 3 + 6 = 9
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Ezra:
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+6 D;
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Seishi Honekawa:
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but my ac is 17
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Ezra:
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rip in peace
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Touch attack.
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Ezra:
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says 15 on your pog
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Seishi Honekawa:
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oh
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Seishi Honekawa:
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i have a shield
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The Drufle:
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Oh, is it wrong?
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Ezra:
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well fix it!!
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Seishi Honekawa:
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but yeah my touch ac is 10
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The Drufle:
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You should change your sheet to inform
me.
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The Drufle:
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It isn't a touch ac if he's just
grabbing you is it?
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The Drufle:
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Oh wait, this is a bite attack.
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The Drufle:
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I misread that.
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The Drufle:
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Yeah, the shoggti is gonna try and
bite Seishi.
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The Drufle:
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So I guess that misses?
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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That totally 'is' a touch attack, a
grapple.
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Ezra:
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A touch attack is something that needs
only a single touch to do full damage
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Ezra:
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Hence why it is much harder to dodge
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The Drufle:
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Yeah, that's not really what this is.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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well sneaky said
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Seishi Honekawa:
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what defense *does* it use
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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But, yeah
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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some attacks grapple if they hit.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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That's not a touch attack, but they do
damage and might grapple too.
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Ezra:
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lets FUCKIN STAB it
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The Drufle:
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So yeah, it misses.
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Ezra:
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does this thing have an arse
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Ezra:
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do your knowledge check seishi
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The Drufle:
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It can't do anything else this turn.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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that big hole there
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Seishi Honekawa has received initiative.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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drufle could you mark a tile where the
3rd level cleric scrolls are
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Seishi Honekawa:
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man this internet is terrible i need
to look up spells!
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Seishi Honekawa:
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oh great
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The Drufle:
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There, that's them.
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The Drufle:
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All the scrolls are near the back!
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Seishi Honekawa:
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wait how big is this thing's reach
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Seishi Honekawa:
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aah i cant move
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The Drufle:
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For tentacles.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Where are our rocks?
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Seishi Honekawa:
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ok i
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The Drufle:
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Also in the back.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Hm.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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brb
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Golurk is disconnected.
Golurk has connected.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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fuckin crap internet
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Ezra:
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who cares about rocks!!
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Seishi Honekawa:
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-what do you think i should do-
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Ezra:
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anything that could boost a will save
maybe
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Seishi Honekawa:
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-i can obtain a magic circle against
chaos in that pile of scrolls-
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Ezra:
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to like, +11
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Seishi Honekawa:
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-it can help us resist its
mind-affecting powers-
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Seishi Honekawa:
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-that it's not using for some reason
wink wink-
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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-Can you jump there right now? I was
going to entangle and it's gonna get messy.-
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Ezra:
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i can possibly assist you with this
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The Drufle:
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The shoggti turns to Seishi and glares
at her.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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(Use -these-)
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Ezra:
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get as close as you can and i can
throw it the rest of the way?
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The Drufle:
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Ezra, are you actually thinking?
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The Drufle:
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Or is this ooc stuff?
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Seishi Honekawa:
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i cast invisibility
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Ezra:
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oops yeah sorry
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The Drufle:
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Seishi: did you 5-foot out?
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Seishi Honekawa:
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wow i cant move again great job
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Seishi Honekawa:
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no
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Seishi Honekawa:
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it attacks me i guess
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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You could just withdraw.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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but *before* i cast invisibility
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The Drufle:
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Well, alright.
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The Drufle:
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Also, the shoggti turns towards the
crates.
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Ezra:
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there's no turning in this!
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Seishi Honekawa:
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actually wait i should end up one tile
to the left
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Seishi Honekawa:
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fuck i cant move
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Ezra:
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so what he just turned away from
everyone
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Ezra:
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how rude
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The Drufle:
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Well, he's looking for something.
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Golurk is disconnected.
Golurk has connected.
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The Drufle:
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Man, golurk has a terrible internet.
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Ezra:
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that's absurd, there's nothing over
here
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Ezra:
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Did he actually roll perception btw
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Golurk:
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im disconnecting on purpose
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Golurk:
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because i cant move this pog
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Why is this moving so slowly.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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hey drufle
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Seishi Honekawa:
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that aoo please
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Seishi Honekawa:
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so i cant turn invisible
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Seishi Honekawa:
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*can
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* The Drufle rolls: d20+8 => 17 + 8 = 25
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Seishi Honekawa:
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ow
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* The Drufle rolls: 1d4+3 => 1 + 3 = 4
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The Drufle:
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Also, he's grabbing you.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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what!
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Seishi Honekawa:
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Lost
4 HP!
38
/ 42 HP remaining...
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Ezra:
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i've put you back there then
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Seishi Honekawa:
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no pls im a lady
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The Drufle:
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The shoggti whips its tentacle at you
and wraps around you.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Finally stuff happens.
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Ezra:
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Don't worry, Brass
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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no stop
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Ezra:
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It's MY turn!
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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okay.
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Ezra:
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is it my turn yet
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Ezra has received initiative.
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Ezra:
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How frightening!
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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-Don't attack it. You don't have
advantage.-
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Ezra:
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-I know what I'm doing.-
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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-I know gal.-
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Seishi Honekawa:
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-get me that scroll-
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Ezra:
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I'm going to pop out and do a full
attack.
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* Ezra rolls: 1d20+9 => 19 + 9 = 28
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Ezra:
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I'll assume that hits
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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What's your weapon's crit rate?
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Ezra:
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ooh, thank you for reminding me
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Ezra:
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that is a crit
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Ezra:
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its 18-20
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Ezra:
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so confirm that then
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Roll it again.
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* Ezra rolls: 1d20+10 => 9 + 10 = 19
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The Drufle:
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That does not hit.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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+1 for Anatomist.
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Ezra:
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man, what is it's AC
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Ezra:
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yeah i added that
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Seishi Honekawa:
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but it still hits
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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What's its flat-footed AC?
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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It isn't aware of Ezra.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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its no longer flatfooted
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Seishi Honekawa:
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oh right
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Seishi Honekawa:
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this thing doesnt even have FEET
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Ezra:
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right no dex bonus
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Ezra:
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flattentacles
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Seishi Honekawa:
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jkjk
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Ezra:
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what is the verdict drufle
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Ezra:
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he's dead! we WIN!
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Seishi Honekawa:
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yay
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Seishi Honekawa:
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time to turn it into a zombie
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Ezra:
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this is OUR WORLD now!
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Ezra:
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no GMs!
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Seishi Honekawa:
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the end
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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No, we eat it.
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Ezra:
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just cake
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Seishi Honekawa:
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now we use Man
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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fuck no
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Ezra:
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Rock Cake
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The Drufle:
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Sorry, I was doing something.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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stop fapping to tentacles to perv
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Seishi Honekawa:
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*you
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Ezra:
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he's alive, let's kill ourselves
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Seishi Honekawa:
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time to die
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The Drufle:
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His ac is 21.
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The Drufle:
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But his flat-footed is 18.
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The Drufle:
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So I suppose that does hit.
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Ezra:
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okay, how does a confirmed crit work
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Seishi Honekawa:
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it dies
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Ezra:
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i don't think i've actually landed one
before
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Seishi Honekawa:
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yay we win
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Doubled damage.
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Ezra:
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my max is 9
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Depends on your modifier.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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No not max.
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Ezra:
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my modifier is +3
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Ezra:
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1d6+3
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The Drufle:
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No, your crit multiplier.
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Ezra:
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oh
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Ezra:
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x2
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The Drufle:
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Roll damage twice.
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The Drufle:
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Add the damage.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Some weapons have x3 and x4
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* Ezra rolls: 1d6+3 => 3 + 3 = 6
* Ezra rolls: 1d6+3 => 6 + 3 = 9
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Seishi Honekawa:
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like guns
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Ezra:
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that's 15
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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And scythes for some stupid ass reason.
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Ezra:
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what am i adding that too
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The Drufle:
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That is your damage.
|
* Ezra rolls: 2d6 => 8
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Weren't you full-attacking? You
probably had a second weapon.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yes, now do your second weapon.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+8 => 17 + 8 = 25
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, that hits.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d6+2 => 1 + 2 = 3
|
|
Ezra:
|
add 1 fire damage as well
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
what about the sneak attack
|
* Ezra rolls: 2d6 => 6
|
The Drufle:
|
Only one sneak attack.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That is never multiplied.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i get two attacks
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Does the sneak attack count twice?
|
|
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Ezra:
|
thats two sneaks
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, alright.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Sorry about this, but I'm actually
pretty hungry."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Only one?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Not from both weapons?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra leaps from the shadows and
plunges her swords into the shoggti's back, gouging it's flesh.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
15+8+3+1+6
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That was an absurd amount of damage.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
What was that, 33?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Well love it while you've got it.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"(I'm not that sorry)"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
yeah 33
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
amazong
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
That was one of the fewer things she
could do that to.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'm almost tempted to reinstate
resistances.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Fucking sand world.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
now I'm going to use Vanishing Trick
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But no, I'll be nice.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
We could do resistances.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Full-round action, you said.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
dr 10/law
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
It's a swift action though
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
mmm
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Full attacks use all of your actions.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yes we could do that.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
do i still get that in a full action?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
or was it 20
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
oh, okay then
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
20 we cannot.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
and i assume no 5ft?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
10 we can.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
You can 5ft.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
woo
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's one of those.
|
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Move if you want.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass' turn now.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Right.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
In Abyssal, "Hold still!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It glares at you.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass glares back.
|
|
Ezra:
|
'fuck you' it says back
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"You know how many glares I get
growing up?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Just getting to this place?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
who wouldn't glare at ganondorf
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I'm going to save your eyes for my
dessert."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass chains it up!
|
|
Ezra:
|
is
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
is he intimdating it
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I might be.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
hey that thing didnt even make a check
to grapple
|
|
The Drufle:
|
In your mind, you hear "Your kind does
not deserve to exist."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
which it should've!
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
The circle for it will just miss
Veilwar.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Seishi: it doesn't have to on initial
attacks.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It has to do grapple checks on it's
next turn.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
huh what i just read grab
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Wait, is Seishi not grabbed?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Off the monster page, Golurk.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Seishi is currently grabbed.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not Ezra though.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Oh well.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
it better not grab me!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
no im not reading its entry im in
universal monster rules
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i know a hecklawyer
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, I can roll a grapple check.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
not quite as good as the helllawyer
but still
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Why are we doing this again.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
what the heck
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Did those show up?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I hope not.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I was just trying to plot chains.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I am aware, yes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Those are still really annoying.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It has to miss Veilwar and Ezra. Don't
care about the zhyens. Otherwise, close off all that free space.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It's great that it's large.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
shit you've broke the chest
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
the DUCK IS LOOSE
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I can roll a grapple check.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+18 => 17 + 18 = 35
|
The Drufle:
|
Does that hit?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
owned
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
No.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-20
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
+18?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
if it doesnt want to be grappled itself
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
but yes it still hit
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
s
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, it's fine with that.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
As long as it keeps as many of you as
still as possible.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
wow this is a dumb squid it has like
all the mind control powers
|
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Sword murder time!
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Hey wait
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
you deleted the scrolls too
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I'm not done.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
they were 2 squares to my left
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
yeah thats it
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Did it get entangled, and if so, I
expend psionic focus to flip it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh, you aren't?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It rolls a will save right?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Reflex.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+5 => 12 + 5 = 17
|
The Drufle:
|
Is that good?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I think mine is 17.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Man that just missed.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright then.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-May as well attack.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I'll try again next turn though!
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+10 => 4 + 10 = 14
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It's onging.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So much for that idea.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-...Crap no.-
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
-Well, that didn't turn out well.-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-Hey guys how are doing back there-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
As Hina charges the shoggti, she loses
her balance and misses the beast.
|
Veilwar has received initiative.
|
|
Ezra:
|
-I can't actually see over this giant
squid-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-All that debris trips you! It was too
early.-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, actually.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Veilwar is going to brew up a little
potion and drink it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
His hands begin glowing a bit.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Veilwar no!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Shoggti's turn.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Its eyes begin glowing brightly, and
colors fill the room.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I bet he's mad at me.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
roll a will save i say in a mocking
tone
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Everyone, will save.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
neener neener
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
roll THIS
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
|
Will Save
|
|
Will Roll: « d20
+ Will = 20 + 3 = 23 »
|
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20-1 => 7 - 1 = 6
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Will Save
|
|
Will Roll: « d20
+ Will = 20 + 0 = 20 »
|
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I look away.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'm CRAAZY
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Did I just roll two 20s?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
fuck you guys
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
stealin my 20s
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass: Alright.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
amazong
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
actually this is better than hina
failing i guess
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Will Save
|
|
Will Roll: « d20
+ Will = 9 + 5 = 14 »
|
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Just in case.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Will Save
|
|
Will Roll: « d20
+ Will = 10 + 8 = 18 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra is the only one who fails.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
looking away was even an option huh
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
too late now
|
|
The Drufle:
|
She is now fascinated!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
She cannot take any actions until
something tries to attack her.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
wow so shiny
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Those tentacles, I never noticed how
shiny they were!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Man, those are...those are fantastic."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Do you use conditioner?"
|
* Bernard Blackbrass mutters "Damn owls."
|
The Drufle:
|
Also, let's try to keep a grip on
Seishi.
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d0+18 => Invalid expression: 2d0+18.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Oh right, sorry, the language
barrier."
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+18 => 5 + 18 = 23
|
The Drufle:
|
Right, that hits.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass mutters translations.
|
The Drufle:
|
Now let's attack Hina.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"(Infernal)Do you use conditioner?"
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+8 => 14 + 8 = 22
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"(Abyssal)She says she'll gut you."
|
* The Drufle rolls: 1d4+3 => 2 + 3 = 5
* The Drufle rolls: d20+18 => 9 + 18 = 27
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina is now grappled as well.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
fuck i meant (abyssal)
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Lost
5 HP!
46
/ 51 HP remaining...
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i don't even know infernal
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, two people are held still and one
person has immediate add.
|
Seishi Honekawa has received initiative.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
can i even do anything
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can make an escape artist check.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Combat Maneuver (CMB)
|
|
CMB Roll: « d20
+ CMB = 4 + 4 = 8 »
|
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
nop
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not that, though.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
omg escape artist really
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
can i stoll do a move action
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can cast things without somatic
components.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
is that why you didn't grab me
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No move actions.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra: a little bit, yes.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
damn crafty squids
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Seishi: you can cast spells since they
don't require hand motions.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
no i wont move ill make an illusion
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
isnt that like the complete opposite
of how spells are cast
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It depends on the spell.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can cast spells if they only have
verbal components.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If you're being grappled.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
And the tentacle didn't find your beak.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
bayonetta music started playing and
now ezra and her shadow clones are dancing
|
|
The Drufle:
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
tekton is also there
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i already used that standard action to
try to break
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Just making sure.
|
Ezra has received initiative.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"haha yeeeeah"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
did the squid respond to my question
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Make a perception check.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It didn't, no.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+4 => 2 + 4 = 6
|
The Drufle:
|
Those are some shiny tentacles.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
You think so too!!?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I really THINK THAT
|
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
|
Ezra:
|
lets be friends
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, BRass.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Right, I try and entangle it again
since i've still got time left.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Just it. I think I can do that.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
can someone throw a rock at me
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i think that could break the spell
maybe
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can actually use a standard action
to wake up Ezra.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Ezra! Snap out of it!"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It's concentration.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
can one hte genies throw a rock at me
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
However...
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The zhyens are not doing anything.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Oret! Urtar! Snap Ezra out of it!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They are much too frightened.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
they're only little
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
thats okay
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yeah. Concentrating too much.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Entangle this bastard.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
perhaps DUCK is much more brave
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
duck is a duck archon a bringer of
justice
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+5 => 20 + 5 = 25
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
this SUCKS stop hugging me squidface
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
That's amazing.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The shoggti doesn't mind the chains.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
i'm amazed by your amazing.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
let's eat some rocks
|
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
and give Hina +5
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
or was it +6
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, good idea.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
don't eat the rocks, throw them at my
noggin
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+9 => 1 + 9 = 10
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina suddenly falls limp, apparently.
|
Veilwar has received initiative.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Hot.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
man technically she's not even that
inaccurate
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
she's just terrible at rolling
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Let's see what Veilwar does.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
tasukete onegai
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He runs up to the shoggti and taps it
with his hands.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+7 => 8 + 7 = 15
* The Drufle rolls: 4d6+5 => 16 + 5 = 21
|
|
Ezra:
|
woah dude
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
does it died
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Touch-based fire breath is pretty
great.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, but it is seriously hurting.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
We could have used that 10/Law
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
not like it affects resistance. 
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
He's got the toooouch
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(Okay he could have.)
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But now it's the shoggti's turn.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+18 => 19 + 18 = 37
* The Drufle rolls: d20+18 => 15 + 18 = 33
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Haha, fire is pretty."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Seishi and Hina are still grappled.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
hnng
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+8 => 6 + 8 = 14
|
The Drufle:
|
It smacks Veilwar as well.
|
* The Drufle rolls: 1d4+3 => 1 + 3 = 4
|
|
Ezra:
|
his ac is only 13 D:
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
why does every enemy smack us
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
Lost
4 HP!
26
/ 30 HP remaining...
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+18 => 11 + 18 = 29
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
stop the smacking it's inhumane
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And Veilwar is grappled.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
He's the first guy to take damage
right? Wrong?
|
* The Drufle rolls: 1d4+6 => 3 + 6 = 9
* The Drufle rolls: 1d4+6 => 4 + 6 = 10
|
|
Ezra:
|
hey seishi see if you can spit on me
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
does it have constrict
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
thats a kind of attack
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
Lost
9 HP!
29
/ 42 HP remaining...
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
because constrict is auto damage per
grappled turn
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
:}
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Lost
10 HP!
36
/ 51 HP remaining...
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It does have constrict!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
oh shit (tm)
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That's the damage I just rolled.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
amazong
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
can't i get snapped out of it by
nearby combat?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
these grappling rules are the most
confusing shit ever by the way
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i have 3 pages open just to understand
it
|
Seishi Honekawa has received initiative.
|
|
Ezra:
|
veil's fire show just now is what i'd
call nearby combat
|
Brass is disconnected.
Ezra is disconnected.
Golurk is disconnected.
Ezra has connected.
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, one back.
|
Brass has connected.
|
The Drufle:
|
Let's see if the others return.
|
Golurk has connected.
|
|
Ezra:
|
reimpersionate your characters
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, that's 3.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Sorry about that, internet hiccup.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Seishi: it is your turn.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
sesh!! use plan bee
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also Ezra: give me a second about the
fascinated thing.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You are actually free.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
huh?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
fire is the cleanser
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh you mean her
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
im not leaving this grapple any time
soon
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
channel energy
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
no aoo's
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
is there anything we can do to free a
person, btw
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Try and rend a tentacle?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I don't know if that works.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
sounds exciting
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Ezra! Can you still cast? Grab a fire
or electrical scroll!0
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It doesn't get sneak attack.
|
* Golurk rolls: 2d6 => 5
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh wait i need to pick people to
exclude
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh i can exclude everyone
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
even duck
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Remember! Striking limbs doesn't count
for sneak attacks. Gotta be the body.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
So should I go for it?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
or go for the scrolls
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-get communal protection from chaos-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Do we have that?-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yes
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
will save drufle
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Do I even have the DC to cast that
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Oh. Uh, sweet.-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I get +8 on my UMD
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-You can do it.-
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+9 => 10 + 9 = 19
|
The Drufle:
|
Does that save?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
...hyes
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
half again
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright then.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
this is terrible
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
do i need to put myself somewhere
special when i use this scroll
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
you have to not get reached
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
because it will take two actions that
provoke aoos
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Drufle: do i need to be next to the
tile or on it
|
|
The Drufle:
|
For the scroll?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Just next to it.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
to get it yes
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I would recommend being on it though.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hmm
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Because you're within reach if you're
just next to it.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Knowledge Arcana Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeArcana + IntBonus = 8 + 4 + 1 = 13 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
to get that far, i need to acrobat away
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
well shit you have to *touch*
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
what
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
get magic circle instead
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
it's a level higher
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
but it's an aura
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'll attempt to get away then
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+12 => 19 + 12 = 31
|
|
Ezra:
|
by
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
e
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Telepathy is great.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
You don't have to worry about being
choked.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Okay I get magic circle
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
could i possibly get more
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
that'll probably take too long
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
how long is this going to even take
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
forever
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
so many inqueries
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
we'll be bloodstains
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Move action to grab one.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
well, that's two actions
|
* Bernard Blackbrass shouts "Cast it already!"
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
hide
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Next turn, you can cast it.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"...crap."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I use vanish
|
Ezra has received initiative.
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass, your turn.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Ensnare!
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I'm not getting in there.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I have too much INT for that.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+5 => 12 + 5 = 17
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
What can I do with my move actions.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
This shoggti is just too wiggly to get
held by the chains.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
There is debris everywhere...
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
All these scrolls and crap that's not
where Ezra is, nothing gets him.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Guy is fierce.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Oh well, let's get the electric hammer
out.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, go ahead and attack.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
What, no.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I'm just presenting the hammer for
later. I still had to concentrate.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You're just pulling it out?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I just had a move action.
|
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
And the +6 goes to... hm, who can
attack.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Veilwar, with his little hands.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, maybe she'll have a bit more
strength.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+4 => 13 + 4 = 17
|
The Drufle:
|
This is against CMD, right?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or is it something else.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"See, a zombie would have been great
now."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, whatever.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
She isn't going anywhere.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-you'll get a zombie if we win-
|
* Bernard Blackbrass is speaking.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"No no, this is lunch."
|
Veilwar has received initiative.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-you cant eat an outsider you idiot-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Burn it Veilwar!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He's kinda grappled.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-they're not made of meat they're made
of whatever they're from-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-this one is made of chaos-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-What of the stories of my kind
consuming the angels?-
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+3 => 2 + 3 = 5
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-you cannot and will not eat chaos-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Brass can eat chaos, he's totally
metal.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Poor little guy is all stuck.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Brass can eat rocks and lava and sand
and ash and burned logs and diamond dust and ice and cinders.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Shoggti's turn!
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
UM OM NOM NOM
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'm in this scroll box
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
just a pile of scrolls all around me
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Shit you better cast quick.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
havin a ball
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Those three non-tieflings are gonna
die.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we should be fantasy racists and not
care
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
charm monster
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
We already are.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
As players we care!
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
As characters we are like Oreads.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, here we go.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(okay Brass probably needs chess
opponents.)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Man I want to just stab it's last HPs
off
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The shoggti looks into Brass' eyes and
tells him to drop his hammer.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I think it's pretty low
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
luckily, duck is a grand master
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I avert my eyes!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
This is telepathic.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
scrub move
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Hey can Deathwatch tell me if this
thing is near death
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Will Save
|
|
Will Roll: « d20
+ Will = 4 + 5 = 9 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You drop your hammer to the ground.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
that's like telling pikachu to dodge!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It tells you states of life.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not relative conditions.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"is dead, fragile (alive and wounded,
with 3 or fewer hit points left), fighting off death (alive with 4
or more hit points), healthy, undead, or neither alive nor dead
(such as a construct). "
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
the horses have probably suffocated by
now
|
* The Drufle rolls: 1d4+6 => 3 + 6 = 9
* The Drufle rolls: 1d4+6 => 1 + 6 = 7
* The Drufle rolls: 1d4+6 => 3 + 6 = 9
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It's probably very healthy though.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
Lost
9 HP!
20
/ 42 HP remaining...
You are bloodied!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
It's taken two massive attacks
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Lost
7 HP!
29
/ 51 HP remaining...
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ow
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yes, more than I could take for
certain.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
Lost
9 HP!
17
/ 30 HP remaining...
|
Seishi Honekawa has received initiative.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Our friends are dying :[
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
is this magic circle even going to help
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
it gives like
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
2 ac
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I will miss two of them.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
probably not
|
* Golurk rolls: 2d6 => 6
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Only one of them would miss me.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
amazing
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
That one probably isn't too bright.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+9 => 7 + 9 = 16
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
what is even the dc
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
its 16
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
;[
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ah, it saves.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The shoggti isn't looking too great,
but it's keeping a firm grasp on the three party members.
|
Ezra has received initiative.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Ah geez what can I do here...
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Tell me guys should I just attack it
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-you're our only hope at the moment it
seems-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The last time you attacked, you did
almost half its health.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I can't do a full attack right now
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yep
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
But I could throw a shuriken
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
And it's not like you'd sneak attack.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
that gets me a sneak attack
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
If the chains ever took, sure.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
maybe
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
use a hero point
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'm currently invisible
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Oh.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
so I would get the sneak attack
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
to get a shuriken to cut a tentacle
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Then yes, you would get a sneak attack.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
somehow
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yeah just full attack it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Sure, go ahead.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Full attack?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Can you do that? You've got TWF.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-didnt it look like it was looking for
something earlier?-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
You're using thrown weapons.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Oh, yeah, could I do that?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-You think we're gonna let it have it?-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I think it was looking for ninjas
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-It was probably Ezra.-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-0h-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You should roll if you're going to
attack.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Hey, maybe I could throw two tranqs?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
.:}
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
immune to poison
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
boo!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
drufle knew what to pick apparently
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Okay, double stars
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also, he has an immense fort save.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+8 => 10 + 8 = 18
|
|
Ezra:
|
miss right
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Is that flat-footed or touch or
anything?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
well he can't see me
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
so is that flat footed?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
its denied its dex to ac
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, that hits then.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d2+2 => 1 + 2 = 3
* Ezra rolls: 2d6 => 5
|
|
Ezra:
|
8 for the first
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+8 => 1 + 8 = 9
|
|
Ezra:
|
fwoof
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I can't do much else...
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, alright.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'm going to duck back into this cart
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
(and not look at it)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
this crate*
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The shoggti is looking really bad
right now.
|
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
|
Ezra:
|
(yes i actually jumped right into the
crate)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
(i am a child)
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Oh right. I have Thought Shield.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Kill it! Gank it!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
solid owl
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Go for its eyes!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
is it below 3 hp then
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Pick up hammer.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Yeah! You hate this huh?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Entangle.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+5 => 4 + 5 = 9
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Expend focus, trip it.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Roll save against that.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Same DC.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Does it get a cmd save?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Look up Toppling Power.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or just reflex?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
link it
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Wait no, you have to make a trip check
against it.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
What's the nearest metal weapon...
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Is it a shuriken?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yours
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Lodged into it i'd imagine
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It would be one of Hina's weapons, I
believe.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Damn.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
She's not gonna like that.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
OH WELL!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
nooo
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
don't mister
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
she has no other weapon does she
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Ezra is telling me not to.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
wait no she does i think
|
|
The Drufle:
|
She has two longswords and a lance.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
christ um
|
|
The Drufle:
|
One longsword is pretty powerful.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Finally
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
what does this do anyway
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
make sure this creature doesn't have
'can't be tripped'.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
+10 to CMB or CMD.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It can be tripped, it just has a
higher CMD against trip checks.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I'll risk it.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
if you make it explode won't it just
hit hina
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
And not use the card.
|
* Brass rolls: 1d20+8 => 3 + 8 = 11
|
The Drufle:
|
Not even close.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Just as well.
|
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Let's see here...
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Ezra will get the +6.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
squirm
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Bite it hina!
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I notice Veilwar hasn't tried to
attack.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Did he run out of fire?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, he's been trying to escape.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(it's still entangled though!)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
He can't do that while caught i think
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He's grappled at the moment.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You know, screw this.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Let's just use a one-handed sword.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+9 => 5 + 9 = 14
Veilwar has received initiative.
|
|
Ezra:
|
That's Our Hina!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Dice HATE her!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
because of her one weird trick
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+9 => 2 + 9 = 11
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
learned from a mom
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Never leaving the qlippoth's hands.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
are they tryng to break free
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
who is a Cambridge scientist
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Veilwar was, yeah.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He can't do anything while grappled.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, the shoggti is gonna try and
hit Seishi with one of its pincers.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+8 => 8 + 8 = 16
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
that thing is just asking for a
zombie-ing
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Good, that hits.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d4 => 1
|
|
Ezra:
|
his ac is 17?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
This is a touch attack.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
oh
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I assume at least one of those AC is
armor.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Seishi has taken 1 Wis damage!
|
* The Drufle rolls: d4+6 => 2 + 6 = 8
* The Drufle rolls: d4+6 => 2 + 6 = 8
* The Drufle rolls: d4+6 => 3 + 6 = 9
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
Lost
8 HP!
12
/ 42 HP remaining...
You are bloodied!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
oh crud
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
this is getting baad
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Lost
8 HP!
21
/ 51 HP remaining...
You are bloodied!
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
Lost
9 HP!
8
/ 30 HP remaining...
You are bloodied!
|
Seishi Honekawa has received initiative.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
You had to have them all run into
melee.
|
* Golurk rolls: 2d6 => 5
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina can't do anything at ranged, and
Veilwar's most powerful abilities are touch attacks.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
heal
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
Gained
5 HP!
17
/ 42 HP remaining...
You are bloodied!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Well, they don't have players so we
can't fault Drufle for how they might act :B
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I know I said "may as well" but that
was kind of a 'you were going to anyway' thing.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, pretty much.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I wanted her to wait until the
entanglement.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
maybe we should be controlling them or
something
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
but anyway
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Is that all Seishi?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
whats happening
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
it's an aoe
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
cmon
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh, who else gets it then?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Well
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
30 feet
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
it's a -2 to all its attacks if it
matters.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
This excludes the shoggti?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
that's everyone then
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Did it still hit?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
uuhh duuuh
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, healing everyone.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Gained
5 HP!
26
/ 51 HP remaining...
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
Gained
5 HP!
13
/ 30 HP remaining...
You are bloodied!
|
Ezra has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra, your turn.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh drufle i think you forgot the
wisdom damage
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I did the damage to you.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I did not, in fact, forget.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hmm
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
this chat moves so fast
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra: see if you can kill this thing
before it throttles your friends.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
golurk has taken 50 wisdom damage
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
does brass's +5 apply to both attacks
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
or just the one
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
One.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
And it's +6
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I am going to Vanish first, of course
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Make it a good one.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
pfwoofer
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
And now I will throw the True Star
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+14 => 8 + 14 = 22
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It should be way easier.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Wow.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
yeah that hit.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d2+2 => 1 + 2 = 3
* Ezra rolls: 2d6 => 8
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+8 => 14 + 8 = 22
* Ezra rolls: 1d2+2 => 2 + 2 = 4
* Ezra rolls: 2d6 => 6
|
|
Ezra:
|
21
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
amazong
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
It's all thanks, to +6
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You just sank a shuriken into the
qlippoth's eye, and straight out the back.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ew
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Oh come on!!!
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I was gonna save those!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Its grip on the three party members
loosens, and it falls to the ground dead.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
For spell components.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
it's got like, 15
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
probably
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"No... what have you done!?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ACK
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Aaaugh!"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh wait i cant move again
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
All thanks to you, Brass
|
Golurk is disconnected.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"This is my fault!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Is it actually dead?"
|
Golurk has connected.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Well, that was awful."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I needed those eyes!"
|
* Bernard Blackbrass scoops up whatever eyes
he can find, cutting them out with a thoqqua money knife.
* Bernard Blackbrass is always crafting
weapons.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We should get the horses moving
again."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Yeah whatever."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You only manage to remove a few eyes
before a rift appears in the cart and the shoggti vanishes.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass is trying to cut the
creature apart.
|
|
Ezra:
|
it suddenly vanishes
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
o no
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"..."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Should we be worried about that?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Yes."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Yes we should."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"It means I don't get to eat it. Plus
it might not be dead."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"But I got the bastard's eyes."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Let's go, we're still actually under
the water."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Yeah that."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Drink up some potions and let's go."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The gemsteeds, while spooked from the
attack, seem otherwise fine.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The wagon begins moving once more.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass regains psionic focus!
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"It's gone, you three."
|
|
Golurk:
|
potion potion potion potion
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yes, the trip seems to have dulled
down a bit.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Everyone, remain on watch. That thing
might come back."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Various other sea beasts swim around
the cart, but are deliberately avoiding the wagon.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Then we break it into chunks and eat
it!"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
heal me up
|
* Bernard Blackbrass grits his teeth.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
scotty
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Do you think Majri is in control of
everything in this sea?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
You are a cleric.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"What kind of wizard is he?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
no i mean my hp
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i drank potion
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I roll a Craft (Weapons) check to
jury-rig the stolen gun to a lance.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Roll the die, Seishi.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
remember? The lance from the temple?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I wanna spear something.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
what was it again
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They weren't lances so much as thin
javelins.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Even better.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Seishi: which potion did you drink?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Minor, normal, or serious?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
the normal one
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
« 2d8+5
= 13 + 5 = 18 »
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, the bubbles are thinning.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
and so is my figure
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
fuck this was embarrassing im getting
more scrolls
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i put magic circle back btw
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i take those
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Does anyone want to use perception or
something else, or are we just going to lay back until arrival?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Fly Check
|
At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll:
(GM Only) « d20 +
Fly + DexBonus + ArmorCheckPenalty = 17 + 0 + 0 + -3 = 14 »
|
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+4 => 8 + 4 = 12
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Perceptions all around.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 7 + 2 + 3 = 12 »
|
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
But you should be rolling that
secretly to begin with.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 14 + 4 + 3 = 21 »
|
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
my hp druffle
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, I know.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
Gained
18 HP!
35
/ 42 HP remaining...
|
|
The Drufle:
|
None of you seem to see much outside
of the windows.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not because of the bubbles, though.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
At this point, there are hardly any
bubbles at all.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
For some reason, Brass looks below and
above him, at the floor and ceiling.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No fish, no creatures, no movement.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
I'm casting read magic as i take them
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Okay, team."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Im just sharpening weapons and stuff
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I know it took a while, but you guys
need to not run into melee until we restrain them."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass turns to Hina.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"In my defense, I usually don't trip
that much."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I know. We can blame the debris."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"For the record I didn't run into it,
it appeared right next to me."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"This cart is quite a mess."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"And Seishi, it chased you."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I blame Veilwar."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"He's so messy."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"No, don't blame little guy either. He
hurt the damn thing."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Just... all of you hang back. We can
afford that. Sometimes."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Veilwar isn't talking at the moment.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He's just walking in circles, staring
at the floor.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass turns behind him, eyes
sweeping across the Deepboat.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Is he alright?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"No one dead right?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Veil."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
well i'm gonna make him drink a normal
potion anyway
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He yanks the potion out of Ezra's
hand, chugs it, and throws it to the floor.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He continues pacing.
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d8+5 => 11 + 5 = 16
|
|
Ezra:
|
"See? So messy!"
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
Gained
16 HP!
29
/ 30 HP remaining...
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Someone craft a broom would they?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You could, sure.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The zhyens are rushing around, trying
to clean up the huge mess.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"All right everyone!"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We took down a horrific foe, and
we'll have many more!"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I don't know about you but this is a
pretty damn weird place to die in, and I won't have it."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass stands up.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"I agree. Let's try and finish this
before anyone gets seriously hurt."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Suddenly, you feel a shift in gravity
as the cart begins tilting backwards.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
...
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We're going up."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The gemsteeds plow their way through
the thickening dirt, working up the bank.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They breach the water's surface, once
again in the air.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Eventually, you are back on dry land.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The trip across the Boiling Sea has
ended.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"That sure was an experience."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Let's hope we only have to do that
one more time, tops."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Oh right, we have to go back."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The gemsteeds halt, and the wagon
grinds to a stop.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They seem to have reached their
commanded destination.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass tries to climb out of the
cart.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
this looks exactly like the other side
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
uncanny
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Lemme collect some of that mud."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
This isn't mud.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+4 => 5 + 4 = 9
|
The Drufle:
|
It is cracked, rock-hard dirt.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
whats around
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Whatever the dirt under that water was.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I'm going to scoop it out.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
From the Boiling Sea?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yes.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
But it's BOILING~~
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So you're going to walk right back
into the boiling water to grab some mud?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Hell no. I psion it out.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I use Entangling Debris to scoop it
out.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
With something to wheelbarrow it back.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, alright.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Suit yourself.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Aw right!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra: well, as for your perception.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There is a big-ass ruby temple in
front of you.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
it's so red
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, it is not horribly hot out here.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
and yellow
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Odd, isn't it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Shut up, I can't find my tiles.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also none of them were appropriate
anyway.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"There it is..."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Should we wait for a welcome?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
have doorbells been invented yet
|
|
The Drufle:
|
However, fire elementals have.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'm going to ring the doorbell
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Two large fire elementals rise up from
the vents in the ground.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Hello there!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They glare at the party.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
who can speak fire
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We mean you no harm!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
can i speak fire
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I think only he can, actually.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Knowledge Planes Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgePlanes + IntBonus = 2 + 4 + 1 = 7 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Look! Fire elementals!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-Ask them for Majri.-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i rolled a 1 didnt i
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They hover over the solid ruby stairs,
seeming to wait for a response.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, but it was close enough.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Show them the mask?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"They'll probably just take it off us."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I'd like to show Majri it myself."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(Ignan) "Hello!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They suddenly turn to Brass.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
Hell-o
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The one on the right grumbles out some
sort of welcome.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It asks what you want.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
are they wearing flaming maid outfits
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Before we state our business, might I
share with you a few choice excerpts? We have time."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, they look like large pillars of
fire.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass flips out his Stolen Book.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
damnit
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(that's probably a +2 on the check or
something)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Stolen book??
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I took the Ignan book from Arali's
library.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
And now I read a random interesting
page.
|
|
FireButler 1:
|
"What excerpts do you offer, hellish
one?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(What /is/ in this book. I read what
interests... me I guess.)
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
the one on the right should be
Hellizabeth
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
(brb)
|
|
The Drufle:
|
What you read is a page covered in
various research on ignan runes, and interactions between fire and
planar artifacts.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Perform Check
|
At-Will • Cha
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perform + ChaBonus = 9 + 4 + 2 = 15 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The fire butlers seem very intrigued.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They come closer, and stare at the
book.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ah fuck brb
|
|
|
FireButler 1:
|
"Interesting information."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Caution. Fire."
|
|
|
FireButler 1:
|
"Where have you gained such?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"But yes isn't it?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We bring this from far off. It was
procured after great cost from a Suli wizard."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
At the mention of a suli wizard, the
fire butlers pull back.
|
|
|
FireButler 1:
|
"Come."
|
|
|
FireButler 1:
|
"You are to meet master immediately."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Oh good, are we getting in?"
|
* Bernard Blackbrass sticks a bookmark and
them flips the book shut.
* Bernard Blackbrass tucks it under his arm
and stately leads the other four in.
|
The Drufle:
|
They phase through the giant ruby
doors, and shortly after they swing open with a loud creak.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Inside is a grand hallway with many
rooms to the sides.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Everything is made of various gems.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Topaz, tourmaline, citrine.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But especially ruby.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Whoever made this place was either
exceptionally rich, or kinda crazy.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The fire butlers continue through the
hallway, leading you towards a massive double door.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass seems oddly disinterested
in all of the gems.
|
The Drufle:
|
It reaches almost 100 feet tall,
covered with ornate markings.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The fire butlers fly up and over some
of the markings, and the door opens.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Inside is a beautiful throne room,
with lavish tapestries and chandeliers coating the room.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"That's like, the third fanciest door
I've seen."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Is that him?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Look it's a face.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
On the far end is a massive throne,
almost as tall as the doors you walked through.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Brass is the nose.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is gold, citrine, zircon.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It has trophies strewn across it, like
a hunter's lounge.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
back
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Dragon skulls, giant beards,
phylacteries.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Wait beards??
|
|
The Drufle:
|
On the throne itself sits a fairly
tall man.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He is wearing a long, red and
gold-encrusted robe.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
giant bears
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He is sitting, bored, on the throne
while playing with some fireballs.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
As you walk closer, he doesn't seem to
even notice you.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Hey, fire dude."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass, being close enough now.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Notices that this dude has a crapton
of jewelry.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
fire dude
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He is wearing tons of rings made of
various metals and jewels.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
A few necklaces as well.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
who has knowledge nobility
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
that's crazy, everyone knows you can
only wear 2 rings
|
|
The Drufle:
|
On his chest is an ornate brooch with
a ruby the size of an egg.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
actually I do
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Knowledge Planes Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgePlanes + IntBonus = 14 + 4 + 1 = 19 »
|
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+2 => 11 + 2 = 13
|
|
Ezra:
|
Nobility check ;-;
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
the first and only
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
He looks noble as heck
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He does, indeed.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass actually feels a bit hot this
close to him.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Knowledge (Psionics) Check
|
At-Will • IntBonus
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ MiscSkill2 = 2 + 9 = 11 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
As if he simply exudes heat.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He has no psionic powers that you are
aware of.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
are you saying he's gay
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Has he noticed us yet?
|
* Bernard Blackbrass says nothing.
|
The Drufle:
|
He glances at you for a moment, then
returns to ignoring you.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Okay so
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra feels really hot.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass takes one more step
forward (not even five feet) and opens the book once more.
|
The Drufle:
|
You should step back.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-Why did we come here again-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Who are you.0
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Telepathically?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
To Seishi.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Are those fire guys talking to him or
something
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The fire butlers are whispering to
him, yes.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
maybe i should just show him the mask
already
|
|
The Drufle:
|
As the butlers finish their
conversation, his eyes light up.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He swings his legs off the throne and
stands up.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You notice now that he is actually
pretty tall.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass looks dignified like a
composer waiting on his musicians, a Fuhrer before a crowd.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
literally hitler
|
|
Fireman:
|
"Well, well."
|
|
|
Fireman:
|
"Some company, after all these lonely
centuries."
|
|
|
Fireman:
|
"I trust your journey was comfortable?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Wet."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"..."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Wild."
|
|
|
Fireman:
|
"Of course, yes."
|
|
|
Fireman:
|
"Rather silly of you to go through the
Boiling Seas."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Was there an easier way?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
inb4 there was like a bridge right
there
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We are not slowed down by the fears
of mortals."
|
|
|
Fireman:
|
"Oh yes, yes, many ways."
|
|
|
Fireman:
|
"None of which were available to you,
however."
|
|
|
Fireman:
|
"Very unfortunate indeed."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
caw
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(Belay that.)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"You are Majri, then."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i should've brought duck
|
|
|
Fireman:
|
"My, you know my name?"
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Impressive."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"A few times, actually."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"I've been told by my servants that
you have spoken to one of my kind, yes?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"..."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Quiet one, that tiefling boy."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"From the Sand King, and « what
was her name = Invalid expression: what was her name. »"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
arali
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
that was it
|
* Majri frowns at the mention of Arali.
|
|
Majri:
|
"Is that so? I have not spoken to her
in quite some time."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"I was expecting correspondence from
her any decade now, in fact."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
must be one hell of a breakup
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"May I ask what you have come to me
for, before I decide you aren't worth my time?"
|
* Bernard Blackbrass wears a rather stern,
grave expression at perhaps the only one to not glare at him in so long.
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'll take out the mask now.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"This."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Majri's eyes open wide and glow bright
red.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He turns away and mumbles something to
himself.
|
* You roll to yourself: d20+7 => 7 + 7 = 14
|
The Drufle:
|
After what seems like a few minutes,
he turns back, his eyes normal.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"...?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Oh good, you do know about it."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"That is indeed quite an interesting
piece you have there."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"I must say, I have heard quite a lot
about it."
|
* Seishi Honekawa still doesn't understand
what's going on.
|
|
Majri:
|
"Quite a lot indeed."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Was Arali the one who gave it to you?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We found it in her temple, yes."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Yes, yes, right."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
As he speaks, his eyes never seem to
leave the mask, almost entranced by it.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I move it up and down
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hehehehe
|
|
The Drufle:
|
His eyes follow it.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
he's like a cat
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
okay i stop
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Ezra... caution.-
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"I'm sure you have many questions
about that mask."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Many indeed."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We need to complete it."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Oh, I am well aware of that, young
girl."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
to rescue the princess
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Trust me, you do not have the power
to complete the mask."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"It is something of power far beyond
your mortal ways."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Give it to me, I know how to use it
properly."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Sure let the level 20 wizard complete
the quest
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Is that our mission?-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'll give him it
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Wait.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Excuse me."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Malor may be destroyed if this isn't
put back where it belongs."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Majri stretches out his hand, his eyes
still on the mask.
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Destroyed, yes, of course."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Excuse me too!"
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Give me the mask, girl."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"What do you need with an unfinished
mask?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I'm sorry, you seem a little
distracted."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Don't give it to him.-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"How did you manage to bind a qlippoth
to your service?"
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"I have no use for it now, but I
assure you that you could never complete it."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-Keeping the mask here will keep it
very safe.-
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Just give me the mask, I assure you."
|
* Majri takes a step forward.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-He might, you know, get rid of us
afterwards-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-If we do manage to find the missing
parts, he can't deny us the oppotunity to complete it.-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Sense Motive Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ SenseMotive + WisBonus = 10 + 0 + 3 = 13 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
As he approaches you, you suddenly
feel intensely hot.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-I really don't trust this fellow.-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-I doubt he wants Malor to be
destroyed.-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You two are lucky you have fire
resistance.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Wow, you are really hot."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
totes hots
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-I think someone who binds, what did
Seishi call it, a Qlippoth? is probably aligned with it.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Please Ezra, reconsider, keep him
talking!-
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Hot, yes."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"I am a fire suli in the hottest place
on the planet."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Now, the mask."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"You seem remarkably calm for someone
whose home could be destroyed."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Oh, this temple could never be
destroyed."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Now, give me the mask."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"...!"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
try sense motive
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"What does it take to repair the mask?"
|
* You roll to yourself: d20+7 => 11 + 7 = 18
|
|
Ezra:
|
its +2 drufle, roll it in secret?
|
* Bernard Blackbrass blocks the two from
contact bodily.
* You roll to yourself: d20+2 => 10 + 2 = 12
|
The Drufle:
|
Neither Brass nor Ezra seem to know
precisely what Majri is thinking.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass looks the flaming man in
the eyes.
|
|
Majri:
|
"Surely you know."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"If Arali did not inform you, I have
no reason to do so myself."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Now, one more time."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
So is he going to destory it or
|
|
The Drufle:
|
His outstretched arm lays open in
front of Ezra, kind of catching on fire as he speaks.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
he probably can't anyway
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He is exceedingly intent on getting
the mask.
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Ezra, the mask."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Now."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
he knows my name
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Did you even tell him your name?-
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"I did not need you to tell me your
name."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Or anything about you, for that
matter."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"..."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i am your father
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
!!
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"I will ask you one more time."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Okay."
|
* Seishi Honekawa brings out a scroll
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
detect evil bruh
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Majri's eyes move to the sudden
movement.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Okay.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I've just given him the mask.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"I apologize."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"I do not appreciate divination,
feathered one."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So you're actually going to give him
the mask?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-No!-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
how many evil auras are in front of me
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I don't see another option.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Wait."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
We're not dying while we escape this
place.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Seishi: about as many as you'd see in
the Abyss.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'd rather keep him friendly.
|
* Majri turns to Brass.
|
|
Majri:
|
"Do not interrupt me."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I don't need to."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"You seem powerful enough to just take
the mask."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Not even with force."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
Seishi: about as many as you'd see in
the Abyss.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
wait what
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Maybe this is beyond us. We did
pretty much just deliver this to you anyway. Fine."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Majri smiles a bit.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Answer me this, Majri."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"What did you mean this temple would
not be destroyed?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Is this a safe spot? Is Arali safe?'
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"It is an ancient relic of a building,
older than even I."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-Are *we* safe-
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"It has been here since the birth of
the planet."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-We are never completely safe.-
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"And no, Arali is not safe."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Is...is Sand King safe?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
but no seriously
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Now that I know she's been purposely
hiding the mask from me, I'll have to go talk to her."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass shuts his eyes and
furrows his brow, identical to meditation.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
'about as many as you'd see in the
Abyss.'
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Will Save
|
|
Will Roll: « d20
+ Will = 5 + 8 = 13 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is really, really, really evil.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh damnit
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I wouldn't worry too much, she was
trying to destroy it."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I don't think we were meant to hand
you this mask."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Oh? What else would you do with it?"
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Use it yourself?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Maybe you would take it. Peacefully.
Out of her hands."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"But it doesn't seem to belong to you
yet."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"If she's been hiding it, I doubt she
would give it to me."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I don't want to see Malor destroyed.
That is all."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I don't care either way about Malor."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Oh, Malor is already destroyed."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Few in here do."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Malor is terrible!"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I care about information and I care
about the deal."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Deal?"
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"What deal are we making?"
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"You give me the mask, you leave."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Yes, then you blast this land, and we
die outside your temple."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Oh, I would never do that."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"What do you mean, Malor is dead?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"What is happening to this place?"
|
* Majri draws back his arm for a moment.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"All these rifts in space, why are
they happening?"
|
* Bernard Blackbrass steels his eyes. "...!"
|
|
Majri:
|
"I believe that was my fault, but
honestly, who cares at this point."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Now, give me the mask before I have
to take it."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Didn't I give him it already
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I hope not.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-There's a really, really evil aura in
front of me. And I don't think it's you two.-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He got distracted before he took it.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Do you actually think we can escape
here?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i dont know anymore
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
What do we have to escape?
|
|
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Ezra:
|
we'd have to load up the cart, and get
back that way, and this guy is 10000 years old or something
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
am i golurk who am i
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
he's probably level 20 by now at least
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
and he's got minions
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Alright, I've had enough of this
stalling."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
We have a 30 ft move speed and we're
directly next to him
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
what no time froze
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
and i already gave him it
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
No we kept him engaged a while.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Present it to him.-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, you did not give it to him.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Okay, fine."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Let him take it from your hands, but
do not offeri t.-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
you're *engaged* now?? wow so quick
ezra
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
whens your battle marriage
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He tries to force-pull the mask from
Ezra's hands, but it doesn't move.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-See?-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He seems incredibly agitated by this
fact.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass grins mockingly.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I knew it."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-Try concentrating!-
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"Did he put a lock on it? No, no,
that's impossible."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-There might be an illusion effect or
something-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
(will save)
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Majri leaps towards Ezra to try and
steal the mask from her, but bounces harmlessly away when his
hands touch the mask.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-He. Good to know.-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"!"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We will take the painstaking task of
finishing this mask."
|
* Majri stands up and straightens his robe.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"That's not a problem right?"
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"No, I think I'll have the mask
anyway."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass gets between them again,
some hint of street fierceness.
|
|
Majri:
|
"If you can't give it to me, I'm sure
I can take it from your corpse."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
should i just disappear
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
time to DIE
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"At least that way you'll never have
the pleasure of wearing it."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
vanish!
|
* Bernard Blackbrass tries to take the mask
and put it on himself.
|
|
Ezra:
|
what?!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Good, I was wondering when that would
happen.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Please."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Hey!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
you of course get it
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
put it on the bird head
|
* Bernard Blackbrass smiles disarmingly,
trying to take the mask.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
it might work
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
caw caw
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"You could learn manners, Majri" is
the last thing he says before it's donned.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
ah shit
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Bitches love manners."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
game over
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Majri frowns and disappears in a puff
of smoke.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
From afar, you hear his voice.
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"I will not deal with this anymore."
|
|
|
Majri:
|
"My elementals will take care of you."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Vanishing Trick!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
translation: "ugh check your
pppodspfdpcppp
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
what the hell
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Whoa. Nice."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i cast invisbility!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Plumes of fire flow in from the walls,
and form into six more elementals.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
So is Brass the final boss yet or what
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Tactical nightmare. Surrounded,
outnumbered, outgunned..."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
big monster brass
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Fire."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Gojira Brass
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The elementals seem a bit reluctant to
go near Brass, but approach anyway.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass mutters something in
Ignan under his breath. It sounds vaguely dictated.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
initiative?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If you wish to attack them, yes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
At the moment they seem a bit confused.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh so can we try tunning away
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
running
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Is anything happeneing to Brass
|
* Bernard Blackbrass proclaims "Everyone back
away" in a resounding voice.
* Bernard Blackbrass might have been a bit
late though.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yeah, for the party.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
what's happening
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"What is he doing..."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
is brass the new queen
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The fire elementals surround Brass,
glaring at him.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
all hail fire princess
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
quen fire princess
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They seem incredibly angry, but
unwilling to attack.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
((Little terrified.))
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Argh, what is he doing!?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(Ignan) "Well? Do I die here?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We should...we should attack...!"
|
|
|
FireButler 1:
|
"Regardless of your new power, you are
not the Lord of Flames."
|
|
|
FireButler 1:
|
"Nor are you his avatar."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
my avatar is a golurk in a maid outfit
|
|
|
FireButler 1:
|
"Leave now, or we will be forced to
kill you."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh we can totes leave
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
mmkay
|
|
The Drufle:
|
This is in Ignan.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Only Brass understands what they say.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
well yeah im not talking yet
|
* Bernard Blackbrass throws his hand aside.
The southermost two are blocking him.
|
The Drufle:
|
They move aside, still watching Brass
closely.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(Ignan) "You will have nothing to
fear."
|
|
|
FireButler 1:
|
"We do not fear you, creature."
|
|
|
FireButler 1:
|
"We fear only the true Lord."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"...Brass?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
the final boss is jesus
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
calling it now
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I'm not sure that was your lord."
|
|
|
FireButler 1:
|
"No, he is not."
|
|
|
FireButler 1:
|
"He is the Lord's avatar."
|
|
|
FireButler 1:
|
"You are not."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"And yet, he was denied. Rethink this."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
my other avatar is a gols star with "i
tried" on it
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
gold
|
|
|
FireButler 1:
|
"Leave."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Let's leave.-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Don't do qlippoth they're bad for
everyone's health!"
|
|
|
FireButler 1:
|
"Should we meet again, you will not
leave alive."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we could've taken them!
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
to a lovely sushi restaurant.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
How big were they?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
caught them in pokeballs
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The fire butlers were Large
elementals, and the other six were Medium.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
oh damn
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
your moms!
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
If you said that earlier then
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
screw it we leave
|
|
The Drufle:
|
As you pass through the entryway,
FireButler 1 appears once more.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"What nooooow"
|
|
|
FireButler 1:
|
"Do not disappoint us."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
caw caw
|
* Bernard Blackbrass has a softer expression.
"I won't."
|
The Drufle:
|
The doors close.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"penis"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, now the party is in a bit of a
predicament.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"So...what just happened?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
((more than a little terrified))
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"They claimed that I have a newfound
power from this mask."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"I... what exactly was that?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Should we be running like hell right
now?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"However, I was not the true Lord of
Flames. That Majri was the Lord's Avatar."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We're safe until we return."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I retorted that he was not allowed to
wear the mask, and clearly was not in favor."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Knowledge Planes Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgePlanes + IntBonus = 6 + 4 + 1 = 11 »
|
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i have concluded that elementals are
dicks
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That is an accurate conclusion.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
From inside the temple you hear loud
shouting.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Someone is not too happy.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"We should leave, like now."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I thought he would be nice too.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass gives a forlorn shrug to
nothing in particular.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
now how do we kill jesus
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Now what does this mask do?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We'll fix up this mask."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Right, the mask.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Since it's all passive abilities I can
just tell you I suppose.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
First off, you don't hear that voice
in your head anymore.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Voice???
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Hold me, duck."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So right now, you have 3 resistance to
all energy types (does not stack with preexisting resistances).
|
|
Jikai:
|
quack quack
|
|
The Drufle:
|
DR 5/epic, and all elementals have -2
to saves against your abilities.
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
can we apply that to the party
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
lol
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
instead of you know
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
one person
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Only the person who is wearing the
mask gets the powers, and only if they are wearing it.
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
again
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
quack
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
lolololololol
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, he could give it to someone else.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Since he doesn't get a lot of
resistance from it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or he could just keep it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It looks pretty damn terrifying.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
This is not a mask.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
This is not a costume.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
This is who I am.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I am a Fox.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
you are shadow the hedgehog
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
This is WHO I AM.
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
what does a fox say
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, the question right now is
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Fucking Away
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
To the Tekton corpse!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
mgronalds
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I place the mask on the Tekton corpse.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Mmmhmm.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Then I take it right off.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
And put it back on.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
That was fun!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, alright.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The zhyens are like.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Hina, we should start leaving."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Staring at you, utterly confused.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I place the mask over this guy. Then
on me again.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Yeah, let me get the gemsteeds going."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Urtar, right?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"wait, this cart can go underwater"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Thanks."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"can we not leave the continent with
just this?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Ahaha no."
|
|
Urtar:
|
"I... yes, sir."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I need my food."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Stop playing with the Fire God's mask"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Or what ever that is"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(Well, again I put the mask over his
face, or body or whatever, then put it back on me)
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Lord of Flames."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It doesn't seem to do much.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He is a bit freaked out.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Close enough."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass hands it to Ezra.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Hand it right back, try it on first
though."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I look down at it with mild concern.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I put it on.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass looks at Ezra with mild
concern, but that's kind of par.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Do I at least look scary?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, Ezra feels a surge of power.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass smiles. "Very."
|
The Drufle:
|
You feel that the mask makes you quite
resistant to a lot of things.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Does it make me resist insults
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
resist the urge to dance
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Feels cool I guess."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I take it off and give it back.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I was expecting it to turn us into a
monster or something."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
And I put it back on. "Did you hear
anything?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Isn't that silly?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Um, not really."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Actually no, given what we've
experienced."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Ninja"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Now we can go under the water and
await the death cloud."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Didnt you have that book?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Arali's book?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Yes."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Tell her we fucked up. No. tell her
Jenna fucked up."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"You mentioned Arali earlier."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Oh, right."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Majri said he was going to find her."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We should tell her."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass stops teasing.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Right now you better."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Now. NOW."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Okay!
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Open that book!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I open the book!!
|
* Bernard Blackbrass scribbles as fast as he
can.
* Bernard Blackbrass has a history in
dictating letters rather fast.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
it's canon
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
backstory
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
okay then
|
|
The Drufle:
|
What do you write?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
penispenispenis
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Arali, the mask rejected Majri. He
couldn't just take it. I wore it instead."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
aw dang we didnt even mention freudicon
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There is no response.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
such a wasted opportunity
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
we should go back
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
lets
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
lets write it
|
* Bernard Blackbrass says "Awww fuck."
|
|
Ezra:
|
in the sand
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
doitdoit
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Oh, we need to take it outside."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"...Oh. Doi."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Stop the cart, Hina."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The gemsteeds halt short of the water.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh have we crossed the lake already
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
And I write it again just to make sure.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They were just about to enter.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh ok
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I write 'Freudicon' in the sand.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Big letters
|
|
The Drufle:
|
After your message a large ink blot
appears.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
nooo
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
aaaaaaa
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Brass's eyes widen under that mask.
"Oh no. Oh no."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
noooooooo
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"She's angry or doomed."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
whats that white hting
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
penis
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
oh
|
|
The Drufle:
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, once more.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
sure ok
|
|
The Drufle:
|
A party without a clue.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Do you head back across the lake?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
To the sand and spires?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Anything else on that rock?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Surely we can ride around here.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
must be a clue
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I guess mask portions wouldn't be here
but
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
it's nice to perceive things.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 7 + 2 + 3 = 12 »
|
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
That rock being this island.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You perception the island?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
If we have time i'd suggest we "circle
the island".
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Where do we go now?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Might be something in the distances.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Not back to the temple."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"We could find treasure"
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"That much is obvious."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We very well might."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Then again, it doesn't really belong
to us."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"But the monsters, Majri set out just
for us."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"They might have treasure."
|
Seishi Honekawa has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
I should turn off initiative.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"I was suggesting looking in the
ground, not going back there"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We're gonna find monsters no matter
what we do."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Probably true.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So at the moment you have two real
choices.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Across the water, or around the island.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
We'll have to cross eventually
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
And when we cross, we are at the mercy
of the Shoggti school.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
We can take them probably.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It's just kind of a process.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i think there was just that one
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Did anyone close the talking book or
are you still holding it?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It's still open.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
hot springs episode
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
y/y
|
|
The Drufle:
|
As the large inkblot dries, some of
the ink seems unusually raised.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
raised?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
embossed
|
|
The Drufle:
|
As in, it's a bit higher.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I think this is a nice update to the
pog.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That is not the mask at all.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
maybe it's braille
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Like, not even close.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
No it's not.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 7 + 2 + 3 = 12 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's actually a bit closer to Corvo's
mask from Dishonored.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Seishi: they seem to be forming some
kind of letters.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Oh I think I saw that...
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
skull mask
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not common, but some pattern.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Linguistics Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Linguistics + IntBonus = 16 + 8 + 1 = 25 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I bet Man could read it...
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Linguistics Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Linguistics + IntBonus = 15 + 4 + 5 = 24 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is, in fact, Ignan.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
welp
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I am so glad I learned that language
at second level.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"The tongue of fire."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
wait no
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i never said that
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass reads "oedipia"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
nooooooooooooooooooooo
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
noooooooooooo
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
can we just fight the elementals
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
yeah lets go back
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
fight majri too
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Oedipia-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
bring more squids
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i am not going to penis forest
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
all the squids
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"That wizard he hates?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
squid squid squid
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Who?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Could that be our next lead?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Remember what the Sand King said?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Forgive me, I was distracted at the
time. Explain."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Don't mention Oedipius, basically."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"He hates that guy, and would've
gotten very angry if we mentioned him."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Because he was so pleasant otherwise."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Well I don't care much for him
either. Terrible manners."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i forgot the exact name, was it oedipia
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Freudicon is the wizard.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Really, it's his own damn fault for
not following procedure."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oedipia is the island.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You don't know that.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
oh right, this is very confusing
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You only know the wizard's name.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
pretend i said his name then
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
thats what i meant to say anyway
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Also I'm going to erase this freudicon
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
since its now relevent
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
if you zoom out it gets bigger
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
um
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i broke space time
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Anyway, are you crossing the lake?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let's goooo
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
If we have to cross at some point, it
may as well be now
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
but are we safe he?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
re*
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
We'll circle the island I say.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we could actually do with a rest
|
|
The Drufle:
|
For the moment, yes.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Oh. Yes.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yes we could rest.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Okay how do we find this Oedipia?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Do you mean end session rest, or skip
to next morning rest?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
we find treasure
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
this is now canon
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Next morning rest.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let's roll up some treasure
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Are you still wearing the mask?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh oh right
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Spellcraft Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Spellcraft + IntBonus = 2 + 7 + 1 = 10 »
|
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yes.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i try to figure out the comman word of
this shield
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Knowledge Arcana Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeArcana + IntBonus = 7 + 4 + 1 = 12 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Make a knowledge roll.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Not like a lotus position type will
roll over and crush it.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Linguistics Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Linguistics + IntBonus = 3 + 8 + 1 = 12 »
|
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Knowledge (Psionics) Check
|
At-Will • IntBonus
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ MiscSkill2 = 6 + 9 = 15 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Knowledge Nobility Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeNobility + IntBonus = 10 + 0 + 2 = 12 »
|
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Knowledge Engineering Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeEngineering + IntBonus = 18 + 0 + 5 = 23 »
|
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Knowledge Engineering Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeEngineering + IntBonus = 15 + 0 + 5 = 20 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Seishi: you believe the word is in
Aklo.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Do you know Aklo?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yes
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The command word is the Aklo word for
"grave"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass: You know precisely where
Oedipia is.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The party has a map, right?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Yeah
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I've been marking our route, even
|
* Bernard Blackbrass walks right up to Hina.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(after sleeping)
|
* Bernard Blackbrass offers it to her!
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(it's like Zelda)
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(offer the key item to everyone)
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
town map
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(the mask)
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(town map)
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(wind waker)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
aw shit do we have wind waker?!
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"There?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i wanna play
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Are you kidding?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Put this on."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let's use japanese
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
and use apostrophe
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
F'mbo
|
* Hina Takahashi takes the mask and puts it on
her face reluctantly.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
F'nbo
|
* Bernard Blackbrass smiles. "You look scary."
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Ok, yes, I see that's where he is."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"That doesn't change the fact that
it's really far away, and also has an ocean between us."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh is it morning again
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Spells and such are refreshed.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass holds his hands out for
the mask. "Feel anything?" Not quite taking it.
|
The Drufle:
|
Also, you're on the other side of the
island now.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"It has a bit of a tug, yeah."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Perhaps it likes Humans."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Anyway let's have that back."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina hands the mask back to Brass.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Brass, did you hear something when
you wore it, then?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Sounded like an angry man shouting.
Like he was angry because someone lit him on fire."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Ignan."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Maybe the mask just likes you now."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Yeah Ignan's like that."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass looks at Veilwar, who is
probably very curious for that mask.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(ahaha no)
|
* Bernard Blackbrass positions it just so over
Baby Tekton's bud.
|
The Drufle:
|
Veilwar has been staring at the mask
for a while, but doesn't seem to really care.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"no."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Wha...?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Why not?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We can't disturb it's growth."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"..."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass looks over at Seishi. One
more test subject.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
0-0
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
How close is Tekton's revival anyway
|
* Bernard Blackbrass holds out the mask, most
reluctant of all.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Did you try Duck
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
two, three mode days?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The magical earth is accelerating the
growth of the plant.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can already see a humanoid shape
forming.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
~magic~
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Did the magical water do anything?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
it's a gloom now
|
|
The Drufle:
|
A bit, but not much.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass retracts the mask.
* Bernard Blackbrass just puts it on and that
would be that.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i really need to find some fucking
zombies
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
No, Seishi. You need to find corpses.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yes
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
hmm where do we get a corpse.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Hey Seishi. You told me if we won
that fight you'd get me a zombie."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass points at the old Tekton
body.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"I was expecting that tentacled horror
would stay put!"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"-sigh-"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Yes, so was I. I was gonna eat its
flesh."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Your friend I not like what I will do"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Huh?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"...look i'm sorry. If you don't want
to I understand."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"But you said."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"So come on already sis."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"I need to make a circle."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"That withered thing is going to make
a terrible zombie."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oops
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Zombies are pretty terrible to begin
with."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Maybe this one will be slightly less
terrible."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh cool it looks like a moon
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let's go with that
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"It is our Tekton."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
first.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
desecrate
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It looks like the nayru symbol.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Maybe we should have done this
outside the wagon. Eh."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
The zelda references pile up.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
master wakizashi
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Ezra is Link.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hyah!!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
im
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
yahgh!
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Ha ha ha ha!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
that owl
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yes
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I Am Ganondorf
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Oh wait, Ezra is the owl.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
im that guy everyone hates
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
aw dang
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
whatshisname
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Tingle?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yes
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Nah, Tingle is Big in Japan.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Zombies!!
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
This is Pretend Japna.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Japan*
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Tekton can be a redead
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Kaeporra Gaebora
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
The duck is a Cucco.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I think is the name of the owl.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
are there crows
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let's just use zelda pogs then
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
man this internet is slow
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
One of the genies decides who is Navi.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
The other is the Skull Kid from MM.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i have remove paralysis
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i can make him a fast zombie
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yes!
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Do it!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Can you make him less rotted?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I think that's the Greenblood Oil.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i assume the animation will fix that
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
no the poison isnt canon
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Nah, that's the decaying plant matter.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Because plants do that when they die.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
it wears off
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I think there's some spells.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Some that reverse corpse decay.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I don't know what they are.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
once i revive him i can just cahnnel
negative e-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
wait fuck
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i healed people back there
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i cant do that
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
aaaaaaaaaa
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
You're Neutral?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
WHA
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
It didn't actually matter
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, she's evil.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
She can only use channel energy to
harm.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
50 lashes
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I was assuming she was using potions.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ok how do i do this
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Remove Paralysis of course.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
tekton was level 3
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Fast zombie or go home drunk.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Meh.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Baby's First Zombie.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
We'll have many more before we're done.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
cast desecrate myself and animate dead
from a scroll
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
a scroll
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
gimme that scroll
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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...nah you do it.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Seishi Honekawa:
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zombie tekton has 2 hd
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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I think that Rabbit Prince lowered my
UMD checks.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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I didn't look it up I just think it
idd.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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did*
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Seishi Honekawa:
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his alignment is the same
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Seishi Honekawa:
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+1 natural armor
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Seishi Honekawa:
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2
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Fast zombies lost something right?
What was it?
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The Drufle:
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Oh man I totally forgot about the
Rabbit Prince
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The Drufle:
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Good thing it hasn't come up yet.
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Ezra:
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brass explodes goodbye
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Seishi Honekawa:
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ok lets pretend i did this already i
just have to figure out the stats
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Seishi Honekawa:
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there's no save anyway
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Oh yeah, it loses its DR.
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* Golurk rolls: 1d20 + 4 => 10 + 4 = 14
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The Drufle:
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Do you want to end on that?
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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I guess that DR could be more useful.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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mmmkay
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Do /you/ want to stop?
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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I could keep going.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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same
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The Drufle:
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How's streak?
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Ezra:
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I'd like to finish fairly soon.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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hm, well.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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heheh what time is it
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Ezra:
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There's not much to do right now anyway
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Ezra:
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get ourselves moving then call it?
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Ezra:
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its 5:20
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Well, we're still looking about this
hellhole islet.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Staying far away from the castle.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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roll us some treasure drufle!
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Okay maybe a little close.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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just some really minor shit
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Say Brass and Ezra stole it while
marching out.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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(Brass would!)
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
or better
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The Drufle:
|
Well, alright, I suppose.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Stealing is cool for Lawful people so
long as you pay taxes on it.
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Ezra:
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I -was- invisible at the time.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Or the guy was Chaotic.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Chaotic people steal all their things.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
this is restealing.
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
i think everyone missed my detect evil
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Ezra:
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did you do that
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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No we knew.
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
yes and it said he was really evil
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
well it was confirmation
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Seishi Honekawa:
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from the gm
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
and it was liky
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
abyssal evil
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
like he was leeeegion
|
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Ezra:
|
man why did arali not mention this
|
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Ezra:
|
is she evil too
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
A Chaotic guy! Reason enough to mess
with him.
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
neutral jerk
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Even if it calls an elemental swarm.
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
hell let's go fight those elementals.
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
cosmic retcon
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
arali never liked you ezra
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
she was a mean girl
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
she was jealous of Ezra's ninja arse.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
all the boys loved it
|
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The Drufle:
|
Alright, here.
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
so drufle what did the party get
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"All right, conquest."
|
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The Drufle:
|
You found a small ring with aery
symbols on it.
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Lame
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
put it on
|
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The Drufle:
|
And a pair of odd-looking tortoise
shell bracers.
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Lame
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
put it on
|
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Ezra:
|
Actually did anyone take that rogue
right
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(Brass is back to the pre-lake
obstinate dickhead mode)
|
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Ezra:
|
ring*
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
no
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
fuck character development
|
|
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Ezra:
|
Well I'm putting that on
|
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
treasure
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Spellcraft Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Spellcraft + IntBonus = 14 + 7 + 1 = 22 »
|
|
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The Drufle:
|
And that's all you managed to grab on
the way out.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Spellcraft Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Spellcraft + IntBonus = 2 + 7 + 1 = 10 »
|
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|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
We suck
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
didnt even get rubies
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The ring is a Ring of Jumping, which
gives a +5 to all jump-based acrobatics checks.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The bracers you are much less sure
about.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Sweet
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Ezra, please take this ring."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Probably something about skill checks?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I think i'm too old."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Drufle, I put on that ring from last
time
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh well
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
did it do anything
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not that you can immediately tell.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'll put on that jump ring too
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
so cool
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
double jump
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
We need someone who can cast Detect
Magic.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
try it now
|
* Seishi Honekawa casts Detect Magic
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Preferably outside.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I do hops!
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+17 => 3 + 17 = 20
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+17 => 15 + 17 = 32
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+17 => 19 + 17 = 36
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Or was it Identify.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
so can you double jump
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
boing!
|
* Bernard Blackbrass laughs. "Nice."
|
|
Ezra:
|
that was a mario style triple jump
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
see how it got better each time
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
All in neat /4 jumps.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
All very close to the height ratio of
Mario's Triple Jump.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Ezra now wears a cap with an E on it.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Her rival wears a backwards E.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, I think that's good unless
you know where exactly you're headed.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It is either Wezra or Slim Shady.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
no its an upside down E
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
which is just E
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Are you just going to pilot the
deepboat across the ocean?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
We circle the island and then do that.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We can't risk riding this off Malor
everyone."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
deepboat = deepthroat + motorboat
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"The ocean is a whole different beast,
abyssal creatures or not."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"The sheer size and depth of it might
crush our stone cart."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Well, we don't have a boat, do we?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
freudicon will have a field day with
that term
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
lets go tell him all about our
deepboating
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I lost it at "motorboat".
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
( '_>')
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
we are mature professional tabletop
gamers
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Bluff Check
|
At-Will • Cha
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Bluff + ChaBonus = 12 + 0 + 4 = 16 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Really though, are we done for the
night?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yep
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
If Streakis.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
sure
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Do we level up.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, it's best for him to sleep.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
no
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Let us put Streak to sleep.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
no :{
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Most people aren't even level 4 yet.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+17 => 17 + 17 = 34
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+17 => 9 + 17 = 26
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+17 => 13 + 17 = 30
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+17 => 15 + 17 = 32
|
|
Ezra:
|
swell
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Wow, you are the bounciest.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, session over.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Everyone out.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Too much sugar.
|
Ezra is disconnected.
Golurk is disconnected.
