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Everyone is 'asleep', canonically, so Brass and Seishi bond over some Ganon-Crow fishing time.
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The Evil Saga! ~ Chapter 15: I Caw Caw Cawught a Fish...?
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Ugh! No that's awful. Erm...
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The Evil Saga! ~ Chapter 15: Elemental Exposition
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Seishi Honekawa:
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let's give jikai some stats
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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STR: 2
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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DEX: 10
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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CON: Sucks
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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INT: 2
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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WIS: Sucks
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Seishi Honekawa:
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i have stats right here
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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CHA: Sucks
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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In the meantime
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
we could use more environmental pogs.
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The Drufle:
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satona doesnt seem to be responding at
the moment
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* Golurk rolls: 1d8-1 => 3 - 1 = 2
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
what!
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Seishi Honekawa:
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drufle can i add 10 hp to the duck
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* Golurk rolls: 1d8-1 => 6 - 1 = 5
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Jikai:
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Fly Check
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At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll:
(GM Only) « d20 +
Fly + DexBonus + ArmorCheckPenalty = 19 + 4 + 2 + 0 = 25 »
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The Drufle:
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and streak may very well be asleep
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Seishi Honekawa:
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the duck should have a swim speed
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The Drufle:
|
is he going to be in any fights
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
hmmm are there penguin stats anywhere
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
penguin familiar sounds cute
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Seishi Honekawa:
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their master could wear a tuxedo
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The Drufle:
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
let's have
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Seishi Honekawa:
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side adventure
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Seishi Honekawa:
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or something
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Okay.
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The Drufle:
|
How do you want to go about that?
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The Drufle:
|
Would you like to enter the tomb
yourselves?
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
We take Veilwar.
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
are we there already
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
we didnt even get to see the river
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
and the coastline
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The Drufle:
|
Well, you weren't anywhere near the
coastline.
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
i drew a map!
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The Drufle:
|
And there isn't much of interest by
the river, really.
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
really
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
not even
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
bunyips or something
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
mud elementals
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Good thing we didn't go and check huh.
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The Drufle:
|
Really, it's just a river.
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
it's more like a swamp really
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
River means water.
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The Drufle:
|
It flows from a small mountain through
part of Malor.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Water means drinking, fishing, and
bathing.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
You Mortalborns need to bathe.
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
it's the only river in malor how can
there be nothing
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The Drufle:
|
If you want to go to the river, that's
fine.
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The Drufle:
|
Because the only living tribes on
Malor are rock people who hate water.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I do not require these things. I have
CHA 15.
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
not even river monsters
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There are a few water and mud
elementals, but other than that there isn't really much around.
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Well let's go.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Any excuse to get away from those
oread assholes
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
not even giant water bugs
|
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The Drufle:
|
If you want to mass slaughter some
elementals who don't care about you, go ahead.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
and get us some fresh water.
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
there were scarab beetles
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
there are bugs here surely
|
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The Drufle:
|
The scarabs were part of the desert
biome.
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
and the river biome should have a lot
more things in it
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Surprisingly, the majority of desert
monsters hate water.
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|
The Drufle:
|
I don't think you understand how
blasted wasteland continents work.
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|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
i do
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|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
i mean
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
there are things in the desert
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
which means there should be more
things near water
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Before Malor kind of got horribly
broken, yes.
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|
The Drufle:
|
This was a vast, plentiful land of
life.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
We'll take our chances at this one
semblance of not-desert.
|
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The Drufle:
|
Now, the majority of the continent is
terrible.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
And featureless.
|
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The Drufle:
|
The normal life around the rivers have
almost all been killed off by the elementals.
|
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
even the dire crocodiles??
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|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
:(
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
poor dire crocodiles
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Not that we'd know.
|
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The Drufle:
|
Really, nothing.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
We have to risk it though. Everyone
needs water.
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The Drufle:
|
Alright, go ahead.
|
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(Except Brass.)
|
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The Drufle:
|
I'm fine with drawing up some river.
|
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
not even fey
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
or kami
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You don't seem to understand what I'm
saying.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There are only elementals.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Seriously, this is not a nice place to
live.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
We wouldn't know that in-character.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
We just know there's water and we need
that.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Of course not!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
For all you know, there's a whole
world there.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
a whole new woooorld
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
something something something carpets
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
maybe we can find a genie in that river
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
like
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You already have genies.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
in a bottle
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let's look for bottles
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
well these genies are useless
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
they dont even grant wishes
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They aren't meant to!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
brass i know the best wish
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also, look, water.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let's wish to take out all the evil
cards in that deck
|
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
ahahaha
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
that's a good one
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
quick let's look for botttles
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
pronto
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You could end up like Ezra again.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Pull one card, end with four.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Think. Why would Brass want his godly
deck to have killer cards in it?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yep
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Water! CAW CAW"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Man, i'm thirsty."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Hey Tektons, go get me some water."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
how about undead
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
drufle why arent there undead
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Drufle, no.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
those things can survive anywhere
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
No Drufle.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
DOn't.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There are no undead around!
|
* Bernard Blackbrass facepalms.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let's look for a phylactery
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
maybe the lich will give use free stuff
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I craft a fishing rod.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Just go look for the water.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's right there.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 3 + 2 + 3 = 8 »
|
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I cast Soul Seer.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
god i cant wait to get off this place
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
there so few things that can kill us
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
How the hell do we level up if there's
nothing to kill us?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let's kill
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
each other
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, that would be one of the few
evil things you've done.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I need you alive.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
maybe there are crocodile ghosts here
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
hell-o
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
crocodile goats
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i summon thee
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Nothing happens.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I go fishing.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You do see a few water elementals
swarming upriver a bit.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
How high is my Diligence?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"What's Ezra doing, she'd be building
a campfire by now."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"No idea, bird."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
should
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Hey. Seishi."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"About that club."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
zombie tekton is so fast
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Yes?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"..."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass looks out to the river.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"...never mind. Later."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Hey look!"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Have you gotten a bite yet?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
a wild magikarp appeared
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Up the river a bit, you see a bunch of
little elementals.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass waves and greets ~Hello!~
in Ignan.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Even the river is empty."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They do not speak Ignan.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hey, are you still wearing the mask?
|
* Bernard Blackbrass resets his Collective.
Yes, he is wearing that mask.
|
The Drufle:
|
But yes, they don't know what you
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh they have pogs
|
* Bernard Blackbrass just pretends to keep
fishing, looking nonchalant.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"They don't seem agressive."
|
* Seishi Honekawa still backs away a bit.
|
The Drufle:
|
They seem awfully cautious of Brass.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The mud elementals, larger than the
water elementals, keep glancing at Brass.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass waits patiently. However,
he makes sure to be standing up.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Knowledge Planes Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgePlanes + IntBonus = 18 + 4 + 1 = 23 »
|
|
* Bernard Blackbrass resets his Collective,
just in case they're interested in connecting.
|
The Drufle:
|
One of the mud elementals does
actually connect.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Okay, then I keep Seishi in.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Hello!-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
However, he doesn't make any sort
attempt to communicate.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You are aware that he is connected,
however.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He seems more interested in knowing
your thoughts.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
your sexy thoughts
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not really, no.
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
quack
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Telepathy, my friend. Your companions
should join.-
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-Why do you wear the Lord's mask?-
|
* Jikai ignores any sign of danger because 2
Intelligence
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-The time of Change is upon Malor.-
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-You are not he.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Thank the powers that be for that.-
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-Is the Lord dead?-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-I can not say.-
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-Where has it come from?-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-We have recovered it. When the Lord's
Avatar came to claim it, it rejected him outright.-
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-Are you then the Avatar of Earth?
Water? Air? Fire?-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-...-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(a pointed non-answer)
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-The mask has never been worn by one
who was not a Lord or their avatars.-
|
* Bernard Blackbrass rubs his chin,
physically, in an outward show of thought.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Tell me more.-
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-I do not wish to tell someone who has
not proven themselves as the Lord or an Avatar.-
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-Leave us be, empowered one.-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"I will never understand outsider
politics."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I feel like we should ask them
something else."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
For the record, the wagon is currently
parked and the others are sleeping.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass reels in his fishing rod
and sets it down gently.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Do come with me, Seishi."
|
* Seishi Honekawa completes casting Read Magic
on all of the scrolls.
|
The Drufle:
|
The sun is low in the sky, and
darkness is falling as the blue color bleeds from the sky.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
As Brass approaches the elementals,
they move further upstream.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Bring home that duck."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The water elementals dive into the
river, and the mud elementals follow suit.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Ugh I forgot to tell it to come back."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They clearly do not like Brass
following them.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Come here! Follow me."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass shakes his head.
* Bernard Blackbrass dives into the water.
(Does he know how to swim?)
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh right, I need to be taking
screenshots if Streak isn't here.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"What happened?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(Bring the elementals back)
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ok, I think that'll work.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If it doesn't I can work the pictures
out later.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Right, I wade into the water.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I forget if I can actually swim
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
but treading water isn't bad.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Plus I can drink it a little. That's
always nice.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You'll have to make Swim checks to
actually, you know, swim.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh, I did the picture thing wrong.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Do it over I guess.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, done I suppose.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-So.-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, swim checks.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Only a Lord or an Avatar can wear
this.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(Of course i'm going to use telepathy.
I'd be underwater.-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
How long can you hold your breath?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
What's my CON score?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Man. I'm hard.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
32 rounds.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
As you go underwater, the water
elementals begin fleeing downstream.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
That's three minutes and 12 seconds.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They do not enjoy you stalking them
around.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-What do you serve, mud fellow? Earth
or water?-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"What are you *doing*?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-We need answers, and an elemental
would have it.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(I'm not sure if rolling Diplomacy is
appropriate.)
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-I serve only one Lord, he of the
stalwart stone.-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Do you float, tekton?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
drufle: does it float
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Quite well, really.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Anyone can tread water.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I think.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh cool
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Rolling diplomacy could work here, yes.
|
* Seishi Honekawa pushes tekton towards brass
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Diplomacy Check
|
At-Will • Cha
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Diplomacy + ChaBonus = 4 + 4 + 2 = 10 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They don't seem particularly willing
to speak with you.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
In fact, the smaller mud elemental
turns and follows the water ones.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Sit on that!"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Regrettable.-
|
* Bernard Blackbrass manifests Unearthly
Terror, imprinting an exaggerated, heavily distorted image of Majri.
|
The Drufle:
|
On the mud elemental's mind?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
He doesn't get a save.
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-Who is this person, and why does he
exude such power?-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-This is Majri. We know that he
intends to take this Mask and plunge Malor into oblivion.-
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-He has no right to use the mask, and
neither do you.-
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-It is incomplete, and must be
returned to the Lord.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Alas, he claims to be the Avatar of
Flames. He has no intent to complete the mask. I do.-
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-How do you plan on completing the
mask without the Lords' gems?-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
his
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
crown jewels
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
mmm castration
|
* Bernard Blackbrass does not respond, content
with listening. His stance does not change - it forces continued
discussion.
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-You do not know of the power the mask
contains, nor do you know where the gems are. Return the mask do
one who does.-
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
to one who does*
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Impossible.-
|
* Bernard Blackbrass imprints another
horrifying image. This is of the man of great power reaching for the
mask, only for the mask itself to bat him away.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(That would bring him to Frightened.)
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-Unusual. Impossible. The mask wills
itself to those of great power.-
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-You are not of great power.-
|
* Bernard Blackbrass gives the Mud Elemental
an unrelenting, challenging stare. Combined with the intense imagery,
the mask seems to only amplify the eyes behind it.
* Mud Elemental glares back at Brass,
frustrated.
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-If the mask has chosen you, so be it.-
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-But if you are a false harbinger,
then a Lord will find you.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(How the hell do I not have ranks in
Intimidate?)
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Tell me about the Lord's Gems.-
|
* Bernard Blackbrass only thinks idly of the
surface. How long has it been?
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-Each gem contains part of the Lord's
soul. They are items of immense power, and no mortal should be
allowed to hold them.-
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-There are four, one for each of the
primeval elements.-
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-They were lost eons ago with the
banishment of Xarn.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Thankfully I am not a Mortal-born.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Who is Xarn?-
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-...-
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-I apologize, I was not to mention
him.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-I will forgive it.-
|
|
|
Mud Elemental:
|
-I have said too much. No mortal is
meant to interfere in the Lords' will.-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The mud elemental turns and begins
swimming downstream once more.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Your input will bring glory to Malor,
and completeness to this mask.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Brass, however
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
sends the Elemental a parting gift
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
in one final Unearthly Terror to send
him into a panicked flight.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oop i was afk a lot
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He was already running away, that just
helps him run faster.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
dat exposition
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
zombie tekton is a canoe
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I send him the imagery of a distant
kingdom, one unrecognizable to him, greeted by a falling star.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
As it touches down, the land is
consumed in glowing smoke and flames.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
And then I swim up.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
it's like a threat
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
but cooler
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, those elementals are long gone
now.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You see a few more upstream, but
they're actively swimming in the other direction.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Who gives a fuck.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I made my predilection to fire clear.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
now where are the damn crocodile ghosts
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There aren't any!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Silly Seishi.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
but there were things
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
and now they're dead
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
so they can be
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
turned
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
hmm
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"They're oddly fanatic."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 5 + 2 + 3 = 10 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I don't think you quite understand how
long it's been since life was last here.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i search for bones
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"How do you threaten these creatures
who don't care if they die or not?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You find dirt.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Lots of dirt.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i dont even see the water
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, that too.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But I assumed you were digging.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
""Could you bring my zombie over here?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"I need it to dig."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass treads water alone.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Does tekton know the backstroke..."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The zombie returns to shore, slowly.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
he just floats
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
hehehe
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Knowledge Religion Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeReligion + IntBonus = 12 + 7 + 1 = 20 »
|
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
Let's try to detect
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
death
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-You got all that, right?-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(I think I would have shared all the
telepathic stuff.)
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"You don't have to use telepathy we're
the only ones here."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"And yes, when I read the log."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-You never know who's listening.-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Detect death?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Couldn't Brass just use Deathwatch?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Dig over there."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Dig until you find some bones."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"You go do that, i'll go collect some
water for the others. For us and the others."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass sets on retrieving large
quantities of water in rather small containers.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
- can make infinite water
|
* Bernard Blackbrass has a monotonous task
ahead of him.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
hrm
|
* Bernard Blackbrass wouldn't know that.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
it doesnt show the arrow
|
* Bernard Blackbrass must make precautions in
case Seishi dies.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i already told everyone
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
welp
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Does any of you have a shovel?"
|
* Bernard Blackbrass pulls out his axe.
* Bernard Blackbrass blinks.
* Bernard Blackbrass probably should have
shown this earlier.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Dumb Elemental probably wouldn't know
who this is.-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Probably not, no.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 7 + 2 + 3 = 12 »
|
|
|
Targus:
|
"Greetings again, sir!"
|
|
Targus:
|
"How fares the travel?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Can you turn that axe into a shovel?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Xarn."
|
|
|
Targus:
|
"Pardon me?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I will not turn Big Sven's Fine Axe
into your tool."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Who is Xarn?"
|
|
|
Targus:
|
"Xarn, Xarn..."
|
|
|
Targus:
|
"The name does ring a bell, I believe."
|
|
|
Targus:
|
"It was from an old legend the mages
used to pass around."
|
|
|
Targus:
|
"All nonsense, of course."
|
|
|
Targus:
|
"I'm sure they made it up in the first
place!"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
any bones yet
|
|
|
Targus:
|
"I mean really, how would such a
powerful creature get banished in the first place? Preposterous!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Actually, one sec.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Keep digging."
|
* Golurk rolls: 1d20 => 12
* Golurk rolls: 1d100 => 83
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright then.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
ZTekton does actually find some thin
bones a couple feet down.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Can you tell waht those are, devil?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Pick up those bones, carefully!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'll tell you right now; he doesn't.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I highly doubt he ever would have seen
something like this.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
can't he nature check
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I suppose so, yes.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass yawns loud and
pronounced. I am a lion. I do not care about the jostlings of sheep.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
dick!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i found a dick
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
underground
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Knowledge Nature Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeNature + IntBonus = 5 + 0 + 1 = 6 »
|
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
whose dick is this anyway
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Knowledge Nature Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeNature + IntBonus = 16 + 0 + 5 = 21 »
|
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i cant make nature checks untrained
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
maybe an int check
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I guess Brass can't either then.
|
* Golurk rolls: 1d20+1 => 2 + 1 = 3
|
The Drufle:
|
Neither of you have it trained.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oop
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"It looks like... a cat?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass, you try an int check.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Nah
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
how much bones do we have
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
is it looking like a skeleton now
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Roll another d20 and d100.
|
* Brass rolls: 1d20 => 18
* Golurk rolls: 1d20 => 12
* Golurk rolls: 1d100 => 80
|
The Drufle:
|
I'm checking if any of these bones are
breaking as you dig them up.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
noo
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
fuck
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ok, you have what appears to be a
medium-sized creature.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Why are we digging sandcastles?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Im digging for bones..."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You aren't very good with creatures,
but it appears to be winged.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It has the same kind of curved upper
limbs that birds and bats have.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Knowledge (Psionics) Check
|
At-Will • IntBonus
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ MiscSkill2 = 4 + 9 = 13 »
|
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"It's a... cat bird"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It was not psionic as far as you know,
Brass.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
someday that'll be useful
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
I cast the light cantrip on my holy
symbols and use it as a flashlight
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
wait how deep is the hole anyway
|
|
The Drufle:
|
About 15 feet down at the moment.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
ZTekton digs fast.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"That's an awful deep hole you got
there."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
do i roll again to check if the
skeleton has been digged out
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
dug out
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Once more, sure.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is already quite complete.
|
* Golurk rolls: 1d20 => 12
* Golurk rolls: 1d100 => 47
|
The Drufle:
|
Did you seriously roll 3 12's.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
dunno
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The skeleton is fine.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
A little nicked here and there, but
mostly fine.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
fine skeleton ass
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You still don't know what it is,
because you are bad at identification.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"When do we animate it?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"This cat bird will be fine addition
to my army."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Tomorrow."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"If it can fly it should be animated
as a corpse, not a skeleton."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
ZTekton begins lifting up the bones
out of the hole.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I don't think we have a choice in the
matter..."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"I will have to pray for the magic
that can do that."
|
|
|
Targus:
|
"Are you planning on resurrecting that
skeleton, madam?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"It'll be up and running, better than
new."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Sir devil, your axe is speaking to
me."
|
|
|
Targus:
|
"Is that truly wise, given the horrid
creatures that tend to inhabit this continent?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"I will have full control of it."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Like this rebellious creature over
here."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"It can never say no to me. It's
mindless."
|
|
|
Targus:
|
"Ah, most fortuitous!"
|
|
|
Targus:
|
"Just be mindful of its powers, I have
no doubt that it was dangerous the first time it was alive."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Right, that was a bit taxing."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I'm going to take a nap."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Pffft. Cat birds?"
|
|
|
Targus:
|
"Cat birds? I have never heard of such
a creature."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"I'm fairly sure they exist."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Now get out of that hole"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Take my backpack, and wait until I
put all the bones inside"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
ZTekton crawls his way out of the hole
and holds open the bag.
|
|
Zombie Tekton:
|
zombie grumble
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"There we go."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 20 + 2 + 3 = 25 »
|
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
check for leftovers
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Despite some excellent searching, all
you find else in the pit are a few bits of fossilized skin.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It seems a bit metallic.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Knowledge Arcana Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeArcana + IntBonus = 1 + 4 + 1 = 6 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You are absolutely sure that the bones
are either magic or not magic.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
your welcome birdwoman
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
said drufle in his mind
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Now head back to the cart."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
you should mark the doors
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
and the windows
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
light blue for windows?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Just go in somewhere.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
for future reference i guess
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The wagon has a malleable exterior.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
if we combat near the cart eh
entrances are important
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
wait really
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The windows and doors change position.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
fucking
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
magic school bus
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There isn't really any point to
drawing them.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
cool as hell
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is made to be highly convenient and
resilient.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's supposed to go miles and miles
across Malor, after all.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Anyway, do you just put the bag of
bones down somewhere?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Drop the bones here. I'm going to ask
the rest about these remains in the morning(?)"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Morning, yes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The sun has gone down and it is quite
dark outside.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, what do you two plan on doing now?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
have wild sex party of course
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Shall we just skip to the next day, or
is there more talking to be done?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
we can end here
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
there's nobody around
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
or
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, not sure where Sneaky went.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i think he went to actual bed
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
damn you streak
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
if ezra helped we could've found like
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
50 more skeletons
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Probably true, yes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'm kind of surprised that Brass
didn't bother asking Targus more questions.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Don't eat the skeleton!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I thought tonight would have more
exposition, but I suppose that can be saved for the next time.
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
JIKAI,
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
PEOPLE ACTUALLY HERE??!!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Who knows, maybe one day we'll have a
full party again!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And then I can throw so much plot at
you guys.
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
THE PARTY GOES BACK TO WHERE IT BEGAN
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
THEIR MOTHER'S UTERII
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not that far, Jikai.
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
QUACK YOU
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
ok are you shutting down now
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Sure, I'll close up shop.
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
we dont have screenshots
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
:(
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
oh
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I took some printscreens throughout.
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
sugoi sugoi
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'll put them in the dropbox and let
Streak mess with them.
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
if zombie tekton floats
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
does this means tekton also floats
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not as well, but yes.
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
but tekton is a witch it doesnt make
sense
|
|
The Drufle:
|
ZTekton is lighter since he's lost a
lot of mass.
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
oh wait
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
it's the other way aorund
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
that's fucking weird
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, I believe it's time to end this
very short session.
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
the nonwitches sink
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Next time, Brass scares more
elementals!
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
and the witches float
|
|
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Jikai:
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GOOD NIGHT QUACK
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Golurk is disconnected.
