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Last time, the party took flight! In a giant pyramid. Just like my favorite RPG. Now, they're not really sure where they're going.
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The Evil Saga! ~ Chapter 17: The Grass Is Always #007F00 On The Other Side
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Seishi Honekawa:
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what time is it
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Ezra:
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time to rock
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The Drufle:
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That depends on what time it was when
we ended last.
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The Drufle:
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I believe the sun was going down?
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The Drufle:
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We'll say it's rather late night.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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how about th e other sun
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The Drufle:
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It's a binary system.
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The Drufle:
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They are both up and down around the
same time.
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The Drufle:
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There's just two sunsets and two
sunrises.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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but that doesnt make sense
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Seishi Honekawa:
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that would be
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Seishi Honekawa:
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paradoxical
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The Drufle:
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What are you talking about?
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Ezra:
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look we're in medieval times
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The Drufle:
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Have you ever lived on a binary star
planet before?
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Ezra:
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we're not meant to understand this
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The Drufle:
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Clearly, this is how it works.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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once
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Seishi Honekawa:
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in third grade
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Seishi Honekawa:
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those aliens were sick fucks
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Ezra:
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there's no astronomy in this fantasy
world!!!
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Seishi Honekawa:
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ANYWAY
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The Drufle:
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Anyways, the party has landed their
new super-flying tomb in a clearing in northern Cosma.
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The Drufle:
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Right on the edge of one of Solense's
coasts.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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I dunno if I like sci-fi in MY fantasy.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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are my spells replenished
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Seishi Honekawa:
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i like sex in my fantasy
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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(said the psion)
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Ezra:
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green
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Seishi Honekawa:
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is this
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Seishi Honekawa:
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a forest
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Seishi Honekawa:
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or
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The Drufle:
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You step out of the tomb and step onto
very soft grass.
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Ezra:
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"Grass!"
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Seishi Honekawa:
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is this a giant slime!??
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Seishi Honekawa:
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aaaa
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Ezra:
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"I never thought I'd miss grass."
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The Drufle:
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In front of you is a forest.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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"A viridian forest."
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The Drufle:
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That's the direction you believe you
saw the little settlement from earlier.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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are those shrooms
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The Drufle:
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They're cross sections of trees.
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The Drufle:
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As seen from above.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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« HPChange
= ChangeHP = Invalid expression: HPChange = ChangeHP. »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Gained
18 HP!
42
/ 42 HP remaining...
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The Drufle:
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Some of them are quite large.
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The Drufle:
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Others are just little saplings,
barely above your head.
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The Drufle:
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They do, however, seem to be quite
dense.
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Ezra:
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"A tree! An actual tree."
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Ezra:
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"Screw you Malor!"
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* Bernard Blackbrass frowns.
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The Drufle:
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This place is exorbitantly luxurious
compared to Malor.
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Ezra:
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*frolic*
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"We are now fugitives."
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Ezra:
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I am in full-on frolic mode.
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The Drufle:
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And even on the continent you were
exiled from, how fruitful.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"We have escaped the lawful
imprisonment of authority."
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Ezra:
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But a really cool ninja frolic.
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Ezra:
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Maybe I'll climb a tree
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Ezra:
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but not really because its just +5
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Ezra:
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"Technically we served our sentence."
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Seishi Honekawa:
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wait where's the tomb at
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Hina Takahashi:
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"Is that really a problem?"
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Ezra:
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"They put us on Malor but they didn't
say anything about not leaving."
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Hina Takahashi:
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"We weren't exactly guilty in the
first place."
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The Drufle:
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Seishi: it's off screen.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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"What exactly were the details of your
exile?"
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Ezra:
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"Can't those lawyer types get you out
of crimes with that stuff?"
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The Drufle:
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Specifically, off to the east a bit.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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we really should be speaking to each
other so far away from each other
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"My issue was that the lawful
authority of where I lived was wrong."
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Seishi Honekawa:
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"Are you considered free if you
survived and escaped that continent?"
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Ezra:
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"They probably just wrote us off the
moment they dumped us there."
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Ezra:
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"Unless you're quite popular."
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Ezra:
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"No one would really notice you."
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Ezra:
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"And if it is...I'm quite good at
disguises."
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Ezra:
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(if you are popular i mean bluh)
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Seishi Honekawa:
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"I should hide this acquaintance then."
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Hina Takahashi:
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"Probably, yes."
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Seishi Honekawa:
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"Go back to the house."
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Ezra:
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such a cosy little home we have
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Seishi Honekawa:
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"Give the club to the nice lady over
there."
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"I'll take it."
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The Drufle:
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Now, there is a big freaking forest in
front of you.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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nice lady over there
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Reminds me of my ball days."
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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You gotta understand that Hina's
advantage is in her own weapon."
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Ezra:
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i wonder if i can knowledge or percept
anything here
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Seishi Honekawa:
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"She can use it to break down doors."
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Seishi Honekawa:
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"And perhaps... skulls."
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Seishi Honekawa:
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"I'll probably need those skulls
though."
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* Bernard Blackbrass looks around.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"I see no doors here."
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Seishi Honekawa:
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"Very funny."
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Maybe you should wield it."
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Ezra:
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"Doors...that reminds me."
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Hina Takahashi:
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"I can probably cut a tree down if I
need to."
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Seishi Honekawa:
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"Let's find that town."
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Seishi Honekawa:
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city
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Seishi Honekawa:
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whatever
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The Drufle:
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Note: was not a town or city.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Seishi, you should wield the club or
I should."
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The Drufle:
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At most, it was a settlement.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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i thought we were gonna find a city
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Seishi Honekawa:
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ok mine then
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Ezra:
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So I pull out my demiplane card and
activate it.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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bloop
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The Drufle:
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Well, alright.
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The Drufle:
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Should I like, draw it?
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Seishi Honekawa:
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where are you gonna put it
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Ezra:
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hmm
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Ezra:
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well uh, you know what it looks like
right
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The Drufle:
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Like a dojo, right?
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The Drufle:
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In a little clearing with lots of
trees around?
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The Drufle:
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The size is what I would need to draw
it accurately.
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Ezra:
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lemme irc what i wrote
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The Drufle:
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How big the dojo is, and how big the
square is.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"All right kiddies. Where were you
headed."
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Ezra:
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The dojo takes up most of the room
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Ezra:
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in fact its really the only place you
can go
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Ezra:
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the rainforest is mostly illusion
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Ezra:
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you can draw it if you want or just
describe it
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Ezra:
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i just kind of want to show it off
anyway
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The Drufle:
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I believe this is the appropriate size?
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Ezra:
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its 14 10ft cubes
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The Drufle:
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That's 14 time 5 across.
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The Drufle:
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I need 14 times 10 across.
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The Drufle:
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There, 5 feet on each side.
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Ezra:
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i want to change my mind slightly but
i feel like this doesn't matter much right now
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The Drufle:
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Note: this is an absurdly huge dojo.
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The Drufle:
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Yeah, let's bother with details later.
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The Drufle:
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Right now is just that you're showing
it off.
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Ezra:
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"Huh, just like I imagined it."
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Ezra:
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"Do come inside."
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The Drufle:
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The dojo is massive, sprawling, and
covered with finery.
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The Drufle:
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There are various mats, practice
swords, and various other martial arts equipment strewn around.
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Zombie Tekton:
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Attack!
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Wakizashi
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*slash*/*stab*
Targets: One Foe within my reach
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Attacks
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Attack (+1)
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vs AC
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Damage (+1)
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1d20(13)+1 = 14
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1d6(1)+1 = 2 P or S
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The Drufle:
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There are two sets of stairs on the
other side of the dojo that lead further up into the towering
building.
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The Drufle:
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What are you attacking?
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Seishi Honekawa:
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hm
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Seishi Honekawa:
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testing
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Where is Tekton?"
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The Drufle:
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He got tired.
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Ezra:
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"You can store things here, if you'd
like, but remember only I can get you in here."
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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I elect that we compelled him to come
with us.
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Zombie Tekton:
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Attack!
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Wakizashi
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*slash*/*stab*
Targets: One Foe within my reach
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Attacks
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Attack (+1)
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vs AC
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Damage (+1)
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1d20(13)+1 = 14
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1d6(4)+1 = 5 P or S
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Seishi Honekawa:
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oops
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Seishi Honekawa:
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wrong chracter
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Ezra:
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"And I can't really say I know much
about how safe this place is..."
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The Drufle:
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Tekton is busy keeping the tomb
running, honestly.
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Ezra:
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"Does anyone know about demiplanes?"
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The Drufle:
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Being the craftmaster, he's trying to
keep some of the machinery going.
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Ezra:
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oh man he's our Cid
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Seishi Honekawa:
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Attack!
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Wakizashi
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*slashstabslash*
Targets: One Foe within my
reach
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Attacks
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Attack (+1)
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vs AC
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Damage (+1)
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1d20(13)+1 = 14
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1d6(6)+1 = 7 P or S
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Seishi Honekawa:
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hmhmm
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Ezra:
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he's hitting training dummies,
canonically
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Ezra:
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they scream like real people
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Ezra:
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well no that would be weird
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Ezra:
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just assume im looking around and
whatnot
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The Drufle:
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There are no actual weapons in here,
it should be noted.
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The Drufle:
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Just training weapons.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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"What dojo did you base this on?"
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Seishi Honekawa:
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put zombie tekton back
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Ezra:
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"Well, I didn't really conciously
choose this, but it looks like the one I trained at...just a lot
bigger."
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Ezra:
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"Ridiculously bigger."
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Hina Takahashi:
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"This looks a lot like the training
facilities in East Chronis, really."
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Seishi Honekawa:
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"This building is exquisite."
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Hina Takahashi:
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"All the architectural design and
stuff."
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Seishi Honekawa:
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"But, I think we should go now."
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* Bernard Blackbrass looks at Ezra idly.
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Ezra:
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hina has to yell because i was
standing 100ft away from her
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The Drufle:
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Yeah, remember.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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"This dojo shall be filled with
treasures soon enough."
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The Drufle:
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This dojo is 130 feet wide.
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The Drufle:
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Also, there's like.
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* Bernard Blackbrass looks away at his
surroundings with apparent disinterest.
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The Drufle:
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You could easily train an army here if
you so wished.
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Ezra:
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"Again, don't forget that only I can
access this place. If we were seperated in any way, you'd have no
access."
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Ezra:
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"Good for long term storage, though."
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The Drufle:
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Shall I move the party back to the
clearing?
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Ezra:
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sure
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The Drufle:
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Where'd zTekton go?
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Seishi Honekawa:
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i said it was gonna go back
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Seishi Honekawa:
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because zombos
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Seishi Honekawa:
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it left the club with me
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The Drufle:
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So, are you heading into town?
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Seishi Honekawa:
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let's find
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Seishi Honekawa:
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the king of town
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Ezra:
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lets go for a nice forest stroll
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Oh my stars. We are /such/ bandit
bait right now."
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Seishi Honekawa:
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and ask for directions
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Ezra:
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"Any suggestions?"
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Seishi Honekawa:
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"We should ask for directions to the
nearest city."
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Ask who?"
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Seishi Honekawa:
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"preparing for that voyage and stuff."
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Seishi Honekawa:
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"The... settlers."
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Ezra:
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"The settlement we saw was over this
way."
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Seishi Honekawa:
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"Of the settlement."
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Ezra goes first then."
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Please mind any falls."
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Ezra:
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Sneak ahead?
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* Seishi Honekawa nods
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The Drufle:
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Well, one moment.
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The Drufle:
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I'd like everyone to roll perception
first.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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what are the perception modifiers for
distance i wonder
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Survival!
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Seishi Honekawa:
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namely the sound ones
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Seishi Honekawa:
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we are so good at screaming
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* Ezra rolls: 1d20+4 => 20 + 4 = 24
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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You're supposed to roll Perception
secretly, I think.
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Ezra:
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well
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Ezra:
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don't look
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Perception Check
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At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 1 + 4 + 3 = 8 »
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Ezra:
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pervery
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The Drufle:
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Yes, but either way you're going to
notice if I use the macros.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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nah man girls are icky
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Seishi Honekawa:
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yeah drufle sometimes you gotta roll
secretly
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Seishi Honekawa:
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for like
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Seishi Honekawa:
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sense motive
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* The Drufle rolls: d20 => 18
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Seishi Honekawa:
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actiavting automatically
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Seishi Honekawa:
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i think
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Seishi Honekawa:
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its not very clear to me which rolls
should be secret
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Ezra:
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we can know you're rolling, i think
the result matters though
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Seishi Honekawa:
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he can roll on irc though
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Ezra:
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if we get a 1 you can give us
misinformation or something
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Seishi Honekawa:
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yes
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Seishi Honekawa:
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misinformation
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Seishi Honekawa:
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that should be more common
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Generally
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The Drufle:
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However, Ezra seems to notice
something rather
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Ezra:
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but well this is a forest so its not
going to lie to us
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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you'd want to roll these secret
perceptions when you're describing the room.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Add to descriptions if we pass those
checks.
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Ezra:
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these trees...they're...they're dicks!!
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The Drufle:
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Ezra manages to look up the two giant
trees in front of the party.
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Ezra:
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we went the wrong way!!!
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The Drufle:
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And happens to notice the 10-foot
beetles perched on the branches.
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Ezra:
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"Stay still."
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The Drufle:
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They are staring quite intently at the
party.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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aaaaa
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Seishi Honekawa:
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aaaaaaaaaaa
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Seishi Honekawa:
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is that
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Seishi Honekawa:
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a fucking pyramid
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"..."
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Seishi Honekawa:
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in the pog
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The Drufle:
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Nah, that's just a house.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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oh
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Seishi Honekawa:
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that's.... better??
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Seishi Honekawa:
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stag beetles are creepy shits
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Ezra:
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maybe we should
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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I'm laughing.
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Ezra:
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back away
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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-Anyone recognize them?-
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Seishi Honekawa:
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-what monstrosities are these-
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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-Do we see any more?-
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Ezra:
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-I think those trees are the only ones
tall enough to support them.-
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Seishi Honekawa:
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the beetles want revenge
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The Drufle:
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The southern beetle, henceforth to be
called WIBB, scuttles down to a lower branch.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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we killed their brothes and sisters
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Hina Takahashi:
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-Try not to move too quickly.-
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The Drufle:
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They are intrigued by Ezra in
particular, as she shuffles backwards.
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Seishi Honekawa:
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I cast
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Ezra:
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-Hmm...-
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Seishi Honekawa:
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Sanctuary
|
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
wait no
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The northern beetle, henceforth named
TABB, leaps to the ground with a crash.
|
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
wrong spell
|
|
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Ezra:
|
Maybe if I...distract them
|
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Back up everyone.-
|
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
who gets a surprise round
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I do.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
we should ask them if they noticed ud
first
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It clacks its mandibles together a few
times, and stares at Ezra.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I trigger Entangling Debris.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
or was it the other way around
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I run this way.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The beetles noticed you far before you
saw them.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
The trees themselves wrap their
branches before they get to drop.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Then I Vanish
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
but we noticed them
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Why do you get a surprise round?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Now!!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
so its a normal starting rounf then
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If anyone gets a surprise round, it
would be the beetles.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
no im just asking who gets a surprise
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
are they not SHOCK
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
but apparently nobody
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, nobody really gets a surprise
round.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Well they definitely don't because we
notice them not attacking us. 
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
is no one listening to me
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
no
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(not really, you are a Ninja)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
did i even do anything
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They were making sure you were alive,
really.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
one
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
was i even allowed to do that
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
no
|
|
The Drufle:
|
WIBB leaps down from the tree as well,
after seeing Ezra run off.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
nope nope nope
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
im not gonna get grappled
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They are quite intrigued in the little
tiefling running about.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
pls no
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
initiative?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I make noises to distract them!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Are you going to attack?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra: both are already staring right
at you.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
well they already jumped
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Hello."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
but i vanished ;-;
|
|
The Drufle:
|
One of the beetles turns towards the
new sound.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
they're giant bugs
|
|
The Drufle:
|
TABB now notices the rest of the party.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
aw maaan
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, re-remembers.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They saw you earlier then got
distracted.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
you were meant to go for hte butt shot
|
|
The Drufle:
|
WIBB moves closer to Ezra.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Click clack, click clack.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
o_o
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Right so
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'm going invisible
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-Does anyone have any fire-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
WIBB is very confused.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Attack!!!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It starts looking around, trying to
find the tiefling.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
TABB steps toward Seishi.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They're gonna keep moving until
someone bothers to roll initiative, you know.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or until an attack happens.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Either on their part or yours.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-You're herbivores! Go away-
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+5 => 10 + 5 = 15
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We were just passing through."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Finally, let's start this.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 7 + 0 = 7 »
|
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
groot
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 6 + 0 = 6 »
|
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 14 + 2 = 16 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hina :')
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Finally the fastest!
|
* You roll to yourself: d20 => 20
* You roll to yourself: d20 => 20
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-I get the feeling we could have
walked by.-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
First up in the initiative is TABB!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He's gonna move a bit closer to Seishi
and take a good slash at her.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Hey!"
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+8 => 18 + 8 = 26
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
why the FUCK are bugs attacking us
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
welp
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
they're massive
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That hits, yes?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we're the true bugs here!!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"CAW CAW im a bird"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"go away"
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6+7 => 10 + 7 = 17
|
|
Ezra:
|
is that intimidate
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
+1 for being a bird
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Intimidate Check
|
At-Will • Cha
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Intimidate + ChaBonus = 19 + 0 + 4 = 23 »
|
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -17 = -17 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost 17 HP!
25
/ 42 HP remaining...
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
does it die
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
oh
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ow my heart
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Seishi gets a mandible to the rib as
the beetle tries to bite her.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ow my hollow ribs
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Next up is WIBB!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
drufle you psycho
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Hey!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
come back here ;-;
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I should level up now.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra; you disappeared.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I'm gonna do that, gonna take a second.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
right? right.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They don't care about you anymore.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
man they always forget about the ninjas
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass: not a bad idea!
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I saved in case I make a mistake (or
wanted Wiz anyway).
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+8 => 6 + 8 = 14
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
see actual tekton should've been here
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
they will totes go for actual plant
|
|
The Drufle:
|
WIBB takes a chomp at Seishi and
misses, stumbling a bit from the tree fall.
|
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Time for everyone's favorite
MURDERDEATHKILL.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"CAW CAW im a berd ;-;"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
She gets flanking here, right?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hey seishi did you say something about
fire earlier
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
of course
|
* You roll to yourself: 6d8+12 => 27 + 12 = 39
* You roll to yourself: 6d8+12 => 30 + 12 = 42
|
|
Ezra:
|
i got a little bit of fire
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
is that dialogue
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+8 => 18 + 8 = 26
* The Drufle rolls: 2dd6+6 => 2
|
|
Ezra:
|
well no im actually asking about the
fire
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
are they weak to it
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6+6 => 10 + 6 = 16
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
they'll probably be afraid to it
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
unless they're somehow
hyperintelligent bugs
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
animals are dumb
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Collective Defenses.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina heaves her greatsword into WIBB's
back, splitting open part of its thorax.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Oh snap.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is incredibly pained.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
+5 to AC for everyone for CHA modifier
rounds.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Bug guts kinda spew everywhere.
|
Ezra has received initiative.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
thats silly bugs dont feel pain
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
fuckin bugs
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
forgetting bout me
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
im not bitter its fine
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Use your shuriken or flank it.-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
set me on fire
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
its the only way
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-We need that now!-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
break it
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
on my face
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
is this a flank
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
not quite?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
flank
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Right guess I'll attack
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is indeed.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
dont tell me these things have reach
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
lets pick a weapon...
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They actually don't, unfortunately.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
no really dont tell me
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh hey, they can actually fly.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I missed that note.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'll just say that's why they weren't
hurt when they jumped down off of a 70-foot tree.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I chop at the bug with my fiery short
sword.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+8 => 18 + 8 = 26
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
crit?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
That isn't, sadly.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
aw
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, but that's the third 26.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
If I'd used my wakizashi...
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d6+1 => 5 + 1 = 6
|
|
Ezra:
|
+3 fire
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
amazong
|
* Ezra rolls: 2d6 => 7
|
|
Ezra:
|
yeap
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They have no fire weakness, by the way.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Don't forget about ninjas! That's
dumb!"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-Is it scared yet-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You leap from the shadows and stab
your sword into the beetle's carapace, scorching the shell a bit
from the flame.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
This, of course, is where I remember I
only have 34 HP.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He is very not happy.
|
Seishi Honekawa has received initiative.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-I swear if i ever survive this I'll
get two more bodyguards-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
But that's okay.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, Seishi's turn!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
wait im still not safe
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
fkcuning
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You aren't flanked, if that counts.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i forgot to prepare spark
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But you're still in reach of a couple
of pissed-off story-tall beetles.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh, they're only ten feet long, not
high.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Whatever, still big.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Are you going to do anything?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yo drufle i need a ruling
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
can't you move around the beetle?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
this domain power is a move action
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
will it provoke
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
at least you can get away from one
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Move actions don't provoke if they
don't actually involve any moving.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I could take this one power
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
that moves the beetle five feet.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh ok
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's the actual moving, or distracting
tasks.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That give AoO's
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
I use Copycat then
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
it makes illusions
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I can move it when it's in the middle
of an attack, even.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
??
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Making it fail.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"This double functions as a single
Mirror Image and lasts for a number of rounds equal to your cleric
level"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Where do you place the image?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i thought its in my square
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Mirror images move with you
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
:p
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
same as my shadow clones
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's in your square.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
then i
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Special Attack
|
Channel Negative Energy
|
Seishi's holy symbol glows blood red and shoots forth red
shuriken.
Targets: 30 ft. radius
« DC
= 16 » « Roll
= 4 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
This isn't a mind-affecting ability,
right?
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+2 => 6 + 2 = 8
* The Drufle rolls: d20+2 => 11 + 2 = 13
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
nop
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, neither saves it would seem.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
4 damage
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
You know what
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I don't like these 2nd level powers,
so i'm going to take a 1st level one.
|
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Whatever you want to do, it's your
turn now.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Oh right.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Did you up my BAB and saves?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(you may as well do that)
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not on this character sheet, no.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I believe I did on mythweavers.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Your BAB is +3 now.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There, I fixed the mythweavers sheet.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
And the axe is at +5 attack roll then.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Oh I just saved...
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I was doing that sheet.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Axe is now +5.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Anyway, I charge the beast with BIG
SVEN'S GREATAXE.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Targus would be proud!
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
and add +6 to it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And honestly, he's quite ok with this.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Targus is gonna get dizzy.
|
* Brass rolls: 1d20+11 => 17 + 11 = 28
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Well, +2 for charging.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Unfortunately, his special powers
don't quite work here.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
That's okay. I have GREATAXE.
|
* Brass rolls: 3d6+1 => 8 + 1 = 9
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Was there a bonus for charging?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not to damage, no.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Oh wait
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
+1 for enhancement
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
and we're go.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yep.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Know anything about these guys?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You charge forward, throwing your axe
into the nearest beetle.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You manage to chop off one of its legs.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also, are you speaking to Targus?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yes.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Anyone really.
|
|
Targus:
|
"They're just beetles, sir. I was
never much of a natural scientist!"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Knowledge Nature Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeNature + IntBonus = 2 + 0 + 5 = 7 »
|
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Trained now.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I learned everything except arcana.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You believe these are some sort of
forest beetle.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(so there'd be a +1 to that)
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh wow yes
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also, it's TABB's turn now.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
hmm
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(that's next level_
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He's kind of falling apart, but he's
gonna take a bite at Ezra.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
man talk about grudges
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
geez
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+8 => 11 + 8 = 19
|
|
Ezra:
|
you're starting to BUG me
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Brass knows a little bit of everything.
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6+7 => 8 + 7 = 15
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
these shits should be fighting each
other
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Man, those are like
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -15 = -15 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost 15 HP!
19
/ 34 HP remaining...
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
katanas.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
they're both angry guy beetles
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
maybe one is a lady
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
maybe both!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And then, the other beetle!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
do you want to check
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ladies dont have giant jaws
|
|
The Drufle:
|
WIBB doesn't know whether to murder
Hina or Seishi.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
oh
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Both of them are kind of annoying.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Don't you dare. CAW CAW im a bird"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So it's just going to go for the one
who's already bleeding from the gut.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yes crit me
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+8 => 17 + 8 = 25
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i dare you
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6+7 => 2 + 7 = 9
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -9 = -9 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost 9 HP!
16
/ 42 HP remaining...
You are bloodied!
|
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
CHAAAAAAAAAARGE
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Dont cut it in half please."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Just"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Don't?"
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+8 => 18 + 8 = 26
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"go for the brain."
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6+6 => 10 + 6 = 16
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Are you an old man who argues for a
tiger's skin?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Luckily for you, she doesn't cut it in
half!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Are you an old man, period?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
She just manages to drive her blade
into the creature's shell, cleaving out a good chunk of its organs.
|
Ezra has received initiative.
* Bernard Blackbrass waves his axe up to try
and parry a vicious blade.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh wait we didnt concealmenr
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hmm
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
the mirror iamge
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"No it's an old fable - whoa - on this
greedy guy."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
oh yeah its a 50/50 shot of hitting
seishi
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
lemme check
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
yeah, if you hit the clone, its
destroyed
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yep
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Do I just roll a d2 or something to
see if I hit you?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i guess so
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
2 is hit
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, alright.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d2 => 1
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yay
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, your image is destroyed.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = 9 = 9 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Gained
9 HP!
25
/ 42 HP remaining...
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
nooo!!!!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Quite violently, really.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
it dies realisitically
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra: what should you do?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh god
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
eugh
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hmm
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
that's horrible
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
horribly amazing
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
can i deathwatch that lower one
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
is it close to deaht
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Really, neither of them are doing well.
|
* Golurk rolls: 1d100 => 63
|
|
Ezra:
|
Hmm...
|
|
The Drufle:
|
TABB is missing a leg and WIBB barely
has a shell left.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Don't dismember them!"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Any more than they are dismembered
now."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i could full attack this one, maybe
|
* Bernard Blackbrass continues his tale.
|
|
Ezra:
|
i've got that flank and all
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
they really should be giving up by now
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
oh drufle don't forget the ring
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-they really should be giving up by
now-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"The man only sought bargains and
savings, to great detriment to his well-being!"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-maybe te creatures of this forest are
naturally this tenacious-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, that probably activated already,
sorry.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-or maybe they're being controlled-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yes I am telling you a story in the
middle of a fight.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
bardy pls
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
the bard already left
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Well now you got me.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
should i full attack or play it safe?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
And I got Perform (Oratory) training.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
And one rank in all knowledge.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(except Arcana so far)
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra: Whenever you can make a sneak
attack, that ring gives you an additional 1d6 of sneak attack.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
full attack the fucker
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
cripes
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It requires a swift action to
activate, though.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So it can't be used with a full attack.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That's really the only stipulation.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hmm, okay
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
fun
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Are you sure?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I have the information right here on
the page.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yes, I am sure.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Full attacks use all actions
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
every single one
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is a full-round action, so you
would only be allowed to five-foot or free action.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If you want the ring to activate, you
can only make one attack.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Swifts are like free actions.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Just that they actually mean something
and you only get one.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not for the purposes of full-round
actions, they aren't.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Effectively, yes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They take up marginally more time.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra: what will you do then?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I will use Shadow Clones
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d4 => 4
|
The Drufle:
|
Anyting else?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
5 ezras!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
now its a party
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
make out
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
do it do it do it
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
now i'll attack with my fire sword
again
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
A full-round action consumes all your
effort during a round. The only movement you can take during a
full-round action is a 5-foot step before, during, or after the
action. You can also perform free actions and swift actions (see
below). See Table: Actions in Combat for a list of full-round
actions.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Unless the ring has a stipulation.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
bam lawyered
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, it says it can't be used as part
of a full attack.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+8 => 9 + 8 = 17
|
|
Ezra:
|
miss?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So whatever that actually means, I
dunno.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
B)
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
counter lawyered
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d6+1 => 2 + 1 = 3
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
:(
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
+1fire
|
* Ezra rolls: 3d6 => 11
|
|
Ezra:
|
should i say i've activated the ring
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
someone should use stealth rock
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i guess i should
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You should, yes.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
drufle said they can fly
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'm assuming you are this time.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
does this ring have a fancy name btw
|
|
The Drufle:
|
As you plunge your sword into the
beetle, the ring glows and shoots out a volley of needles that
pierce the beetle's head.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It falls to the ground limp.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ow
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The ring itself is called a Ring of
Swarming Stabs.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
ouch
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Dangerous little thing.
|
Ezra has received initiative.
Seishi Honekawa has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Seishi, your turn.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"One day the old man got captured and
carried off in the mouth of a tiger!"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
finally out of reach
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
oh sorry can i 5ft?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
it's probably about to die so
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
channeling feels like a waste
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I mean, Hina already had flanking.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
but its will save though
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'm not going to get to use these
beetle's special ability, and that makes me sad.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-you can finish this-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
should've made them bigger
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
wait what action is potion drinking
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Would you want me to use the ones that
are huge?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
standard?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
its standard
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
a feat narseus had makes a move
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
drink a
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
light wounds
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, it is a standard.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
pffft
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
brought the weak potions
|
* Golurk rolls: 1d8+5 => 5 + 5 = 10
|
|
Ezra:
|
who brewed this weak shit
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = 10 = 10 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Gained
10 HP!
35
/ 42 HP remaining...
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Anything else?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I assume not.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
caw at him
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
show him the power of the bird
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
CAW
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Intimidate Check
|
At-Will • Cha
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Intimidate + ChaBonus = 20 + 0 + 4 = 24 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hoot
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The beetle is utterly terrified.
|
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
As in actually feared.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
truly they fear birds now
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greataxe
|
Crushing
Targets: One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+1)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+1)
|
|
1d20(2)+1 = 3
|
3d6+1(9)+1 = 10 Slashing
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If it is given the chance it is going
to run from the horrible bird lady.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
into the other one
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Actually that's way off by now.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, you should do it by hand for now.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Until we bother changing the in-game
sheets.
|
* Brass rolls: 1d20+5 => 7 + 5 = 12
|
The Drufle:
|
Unless you still have that +6.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Nah.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Not worth it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, you don't hit then.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Anything else?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
drufle
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
No.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
will exoskeletons count as "skeletons"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
or no
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
lel
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
zombies it is then
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
you and zombies i swear
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Can you even animate nonhumanoids?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yes
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
can i ride one
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
you may
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(Yeah you probably can.)
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Do you even have the materials for
that?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
no
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
well we got trees
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
im gonna look for onyxes then
|
|
The Drufle:
|
See ya suckers.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i still have that cat dragon
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Pff
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
like thats quick enough
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Do you guys want to bother AoO?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or will you just chase it?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Hit it.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Drop it.-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
we can do both
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
well we can do both really
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina is going to swing at it.
|
* The Drufle rolls: 1d20+8 => 4 + 8 = 12
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
if it doesnt die we chase it
|
* Brass rolls: 1d20+5 => 10 + 5 = 15
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass just barely hits.
|
* Brass rolls: 3d6+2 => 15 + 2 = 17
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Barely.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And cleaves a hole right through the
beetle's back, splitting it near in twain.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
well a slight headshot is still a
headshot
|
* Bernard Blackbrass hooks his axe right into
the beetle's carapace.
|
The Drufle:
|
Battle is over!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i should have a zombie whistle
|
* Bernard Blackbrass takes special glee in
tearing the bug's shell open to the forest air.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
im gonna go back and call zombie
tekton to drag these back"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Shhh... Shhhhh..."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"It's okay."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'll jsut back away a bit.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
From this.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Do you want the zhyens to help?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"This one is my lunch."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
do they even lift
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Despite their size, they have some
remarkable strength.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
wow really
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'm sorry, are you actually going to
eat one?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i bet they do workout tapes
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There is literally no meat in a beetle.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"you get two legs"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"I keep the rest."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
its more for the taste than anything
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I saw you get wrecked."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"This one's mine. You get the other
one."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"I think I'm going to be sick."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass smiles. "I will share
though."
|
|
Ezra:
|
any fruit on these trees
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i want an apple
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They're oak-like trees.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
survival check
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
ill just suck on the bark then
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There's some acorns a good couple
stories up.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
to look for fruit tree
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's too cold for fruit trees to
reliably grow here.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"That's high..."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, ZTekton and the zhyens show
up and grab one of the carcasses.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass looks at Seishi curiously.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Why, what did you have in mind for
its friend?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Gotta be something good, i'm
starving."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You know, if you dug far enough you
could find more sand.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or whatever else you may feel like
eating.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I don't eat in front of anyone.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
No one saw me eat sand except talking
to that Oread to show how brave I was.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
so do these bugs got any gold
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
thats plausible
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
money spiders
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They are full of lots of bug goo.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Quite a lot of it.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
lets throw the goo at old man
hendersons house
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Old Man Henderson has a shotgun, man.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
Old Man Henderson is a lich
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Most likely, yes.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
a shotgun lich
|
* Bernard Blackbrass continues looking at
Seishi, waiting for her answer.
|
|
Ezra:
|
i really hope that can happen
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So is this other carcass getting
dragged back?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"...You want some?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I can make you some."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"I only eat fsteak"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"These things are really big, though."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Bug steak."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"No that's terrible. It's the legs."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Tastes like beef!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Can't imagine many people travel such
a wood a lot."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Let's keep moving."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
BBQ Bug Legs
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Yeah haul 'em both back. We'll eat
later."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I agree with the moving
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Hey can you animate one?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
I'm gonna bring zombie tekton now
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, the other carcass gets
dragged back as well.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"That was.. the plan."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(because Seishi is never going to say
so if I don't)
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Oh damn. Animated flying beetles."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Shame we didn't fight three of them."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Wait, where'd ZTekton go?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
(wonder if hina can ride a horse now)
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
where did *I* go
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
(we should look into that at some
point)
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also a good question.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Man. Seishi is like
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
withdrawn. 
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
there
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Whatever, you're there now.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, through the forest?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
of course
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"I hope none of the other forest
creatures heard CAW"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i'll drink a shitty potion first
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
whats the roll again
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d8+5 => 4 + 5 = 9
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Anyway, on full attacks
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = 9 = 9 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Gained
9 HP!
28
/ 34 HP remaining...
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
they're full-round actions, just like
charging.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Standard+Move, pretty much it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
In front of you is a small clearing,
with a group of four log houses surrounding a small firepit.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I was expecting a fully drawn forest
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Man. I can charge /that far/ in one
round.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
what a tiny forest
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Someone get my bug back."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
with believable tree placement
according to past weather patterns ect
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Look, it was actually a long forest.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
we shouldve had a montage
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
with a log bridge
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
swatting bugs
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I just didn't want the inconvenience
of having you moving through about 10 minutes worth of brown
circles.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we'd have loved that
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Because that's how long you've been
walking.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
so real, so brown
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You may have, but I would have had to
draw all that.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There is a fire burning in the pit.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Some logs rested by the eastern house.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There are some ingots sitting outside
the northern house.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And a few sacks of fruits and
vegetables by the southern house.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
should steal it
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
or should we ask
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
before we steal it
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
looks like just a single family live
here
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
hide the zombie
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Suddenly, the door to the eastern
house opens and Ezra sees a man walk out of the door.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
yeah leave him in the woods
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"go climb a tree."
|
|
Jack:
|
"Oi, what's all the racket out here?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Sir."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
he sure looks familiar...
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"Are... are you some kinda bird lady?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-Send out the human first-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
also be adjacent when talking
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Oh, we actually use the word
'tiefling', now, sir."
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"Oh, so yous one of them devil
monsters, huh?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
send out the human so drufle can talk
to himself
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
for a couple of hours
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
it would be fun
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
yeah go hina
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He smirks and moves his axe to his
other shoulder.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
By the way, he's holding a large
woodcutting hatchet.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass walks out into the
fire-light, Gloomwing Cloak gleaming brighty like stars.
|
|
Jack:
|
"Are you a group of devil peoples?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We prefer people, yes."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"No looks she's a human."
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"Oh, is she like your slave or
somethin'?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We're pleased to meet you."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Shh-
|
* Hina Takahashi frowns and puts her hand on
her greatsword.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Actually, we're her hired bodyguards."
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"Ah, is that so?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-...-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
yeah sure
|
* Jack nods.
|
|
Ezra:
|
this is hella bluffin
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i could even roll it if you like
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"Well, it's nice to see some new
people out here, but why are you here?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"We're her royal envoy!"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We would have orientation of the
area."
|
* Jack raises his eyebrows.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-... ...-
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"Did you say... royal?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
welp
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ok lets do dis
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i got +12 on bluff you know
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"What is a royal envoy doing so far
out here?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-oh my fucking-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"We're on an escort mission."
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"Ah, issat right."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
help
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
she's a warrior princess, out on
training
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
her name is...hina
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"Bird lady, you ain't much of a liar,
are ya?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
warrior princess
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+12 => 12 + 12 = 24
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Come again?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
crap i shouldn't be rolling htat
myself right
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
scrap that
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"She's a bit... well"
|
* Bernard Blackbrass turns to *not glare* at
Seishi.
|
|
Jack:
|
"I may be one of the most out-of-touch
folks round here, but even i know who the royalty be in these
parts."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Birdbrained."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Fly Check
|
At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll:
(GM Only) « d20 +
Fly + DexBonus + ArmorCheckPenalty = 1 + 0 + 0 + -3 = -2 »
|
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"I kin see that, yes.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass looks back at the forest
man.
|
|
Jack:
|
"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Seishi suddenly faceplants.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"She was almost cut down by massive
forest beetles, you see."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Lots of blood loss. Look, see? She
has the scars."
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"Not the mos' graceful, is she?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"You know there's giant beetles in
this forest, right?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Well,"
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"Oh yeh, they be all over the trees
round here."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Seishi, stop speaking.-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"there's no reason to hide /him/
anymore."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Or keep speaking, I dunn... fuck shut
up-
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"Oh, issere another man in the group?"
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"I was worried you was some kind of
harem or whatnot."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
he of course means duck, who he
totally brought along
|
* Bernard Blackbrass groans audibly.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Sir might we have a few directions?"
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"To where?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"First I want to know exactly where we
are. Maybe introduce ourselves."
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"Ah, well I dun see why not."
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"I'm Jack, the lumberjack out here."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Hoho."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
hobo
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"I can get the others, if ya like."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"If you like."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
surprise
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
jack is actually a dragon
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Might we sit?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"It's cold out."
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"Go ahead, take a seat."
|
* Jack motions to a few stools by the fire.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Call me Brass."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
dont step on those
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
brass and i sit in the fire because of
our resistance
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Or Bernie."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Jack goes up and slams on the doors of
the three doors, and yells something into the houses that you
don't really understand.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Out of the northern house steps a
giant of a man, covered in black ash.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
another language?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
really
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not common, actually.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
is this how its going to work
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well clearly, Seishi.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
no i mean
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i bet that one is jill
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I can't be arsed to find more than one
pog for these guys.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
his sister
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I'm our diplomat and aspiring
engineer."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
they're married too
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yep
|
|
Tim:
|
"Jack, what is all this noise about?"
|
* Bernard Blackbrass adjusts his mask.
|
|
Tim:
|
"Oh, newcomers."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass sits nobly.
|
The Drufle:
|
He sighs and tosses his hammer back
into the building.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
A rather large man comes out of the
southern house, kinda chubby but dressed quite nicely.
|
|
Phil:
|
"My, what is all the commotion!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
he's got a giant spoon
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You know me far too well.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
are they gay married
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
all of them
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'm kidding, it's a rolling pin.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, they're working a trading post.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Do these people get a lot of
visitors?-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
when zoomed out all their faces are
different
|
|
The Drufle:
|
From the western house steps a small
man, kind of thin but quite strong-looking.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
pff
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He is holding what appears to be a
longsword.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i love how you changed your mind there
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Well, look! Travellers!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Changed my mind?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh, I didn't actually mean to shrink
him.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That was an accident.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
dang
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"You're all tradesmen, then?"
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"Fellas, this is Tim, our smith, Phil,
our cook, and Chuck, the leader of the post."
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"They are tradesmen, I am just the
overseer."
|
|
|
Tim:
|
"I hope they don't stay too long, I
got work to do."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let's make them argue with each other
|
|
|
Phil:
|
"But such an opportunity to cook!"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
then we secretly disconnect
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"You make beetle, I wonder?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Are they edible?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Drufle has really serious arguments
with himself for hours
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Only one beetle."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass turns his friendly, warm
smile to Seishi.
|
|
Phil:
|
"Beetle? You mean those horrid beasts
in the trees?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"It looks like it has giant antlers."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Without telepathy, his intent is
clear. "Both if *I* say so."
|
|
|
Phil:
|
"Why would I ever use such a
monstrosity as an ingredient?!"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(he doesn't speak)
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"It leaves flesh wounds like these?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We had the pleasure of meeting some
on our way here."
|
* Phil scoffs and shakes his head.
* Seishi Honekawa shows all the blood
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Yes, nasty buggers aren't they?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Very."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"They're not very afraid of birds."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Aside from the one that sprinted away
from you.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"And yet, we beat two of 'em. Not sure
what to do with them."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we did have to beat it into submission
first thoguh
|
|
|
Jack:
|
"Leave 'em to rot. The uther things
will eat 'em."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Why are they so fierce?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"What's for dinner over here?"
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Territory, mostly."
|
|
|
Phil:
|
"Oh, I'm glad you asked!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Jack, Tim, and Chuck collectively
groan.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
dr phil
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
whats the menu dr phil
|
|
|
Phil:
|
"Today I have prepared a wonderful
vegetable stew, with a flambe made out of some local boar meat!"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
this guy over here
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Ezra can't really remember the last
meal she had.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
did you even eat
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Not much. Ninjas gotta stay light.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, when was the last time the party
actually ate?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Plus the owl thing.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"That sounds amazing"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Aside from Brass.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
please tell me we've been eating
something
|
|
|
Phil:
|
"Well, I do what I can with the
atrocious things we find out here!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You've had plenty of water, and there
were some normal rations on the cart.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You are kinda running low, to be fair.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
There was sand king.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
But other than that, man.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Why was Brass the hungriest to eat
that shoggti.
|
|
|
Phil:
|
"Would you like to try some? These
fools won't eat half the things I make! Not manly enough, they
say."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
can i ask him how many calories it has
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We'll try some."
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"I can do just fine with a simple
steak, Phil."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We haven't eaten in the longest."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Besides travel rations, at least."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Phil claps and rushes into his
building, coming out in a minute with a few plates of roasted boar
and bowls of stew.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He sets them in front of the party
members, watching enthusiastically.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass takes a sniff.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Onemoment.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Ezra tries the boar first.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
May as well use the moment
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
to look up some powers.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Roll for delicious
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
do we really roll for delicious
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is, in fact, quite nice!
|
* Ezra rolls: d20 => 4
|
|
Ezra:
|
yes
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i love it
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You're not a huge fan of the texture,
but it tastes quite nice.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Mmm, you clearly love your craft."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Guys
|
|
|
Phil:
|
"Oh, absolutely!"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I need that Pathfinder guide list.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
By the way, Tim has gotten bored and
returned to his work.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Chuck, where is it you trade your
wares?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We're looking for the nearest town."
(or city or w/e)
|
* Seishi Honekawa is eating while reading
spoilers.
|
|
Ezra:
|
i throw a shuriken into her throat no
spoiler snoooooo
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Yes, the nearest town is about an
hour's walk down the road."
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Phil and I go down there every other
week to peddle our wares."
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Weapons, armaments, foodstuffs."
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"We get quite a nice price from them."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Are there magical items over there?"
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Magical? No, of course not."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
*munch munch*
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Disappointing."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Have you encountered magical items
while trading though"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
wonder if they make bows
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Nah, we don't get much of that kind
around here."
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"We don't buy much ourselves, to be
honest."
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Just ingredients and metals, with the
occasional gemstone to sell at a better price."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"What kind of metals and gems?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'm going to assume that everyone has
eaten some of the food at this point, yes?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I mean, it smells delicious.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh boy it's poisoned isnt it
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, I just want to know when Phil
needs to go get more.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
of course not, that would be absurd.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
phil is actually a manticore
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"We usually buy irons and steels for
weapons."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
thats a really good disguise
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
it's made in a specialty shop
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Every now and then we get real lucky
and get an ingot of something like mithril."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
in switzerland
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
mithral
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
mithril is like
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
trademarked
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
or something
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
lol
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"As for gems, they're just simple
things."
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Amethysts, carmelites, carnelian,
tiger eyes."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Onyx???????????????????????????"
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20 => 16
|
|
Chuck:
|
"I have a few pieces of onyx, yes.
Why?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
that's the poison kicking in
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That's me checking if he has any onyx.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"It's for my collection."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Crows love their shiny objects."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
:>
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"So how many tons of onyx are we
talking about exactly"
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Tons? Oh no, I don't deal with such
magnitudes of gemstones."
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"I probably have 10 stones, at the
most."
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Bought them for about 200 gp, so I'm
asking for 30 gp each when I head back."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Have you determined their prices?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I learn and manifest Detect Hostile
Intent.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Does that require rolls or something?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or does it just happen?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"How much for the entire hoard?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
hoard is a bad word
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
just the onyx
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
No, but it means I constantly roll
free Sense Motives.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Can't beat that.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
is that essentially a take 20 then
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Ah, a geologist, are you? I'll sell
you all 10 for, oh, 350 gp."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
For 40 minutes Sense Motive just keeps
triggering.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I ask for a soup refill
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Plus I can't be surprised.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Do you accept platinum?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Phil gleefully takes your bowl back
into the house and pours more stew into it.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
sounds like a credit card
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
cleric credits
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Well, I can't give you change, if
that's what you mean."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Platinum, for the adventurer on the go!
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
This is so awesome.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"35 pieces is about the same, correct?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Is it 10 for 1?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
no see platinum coins just break into
10gp if you press the button
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh yeah, it is.
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Sure, I'll take 35 platinum."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
the magical button
|
* Chuck goes into the house and grabs a bag of
the onyx.
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Here you go, ma'am."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ill deduct that from my sheet myself
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Pleasure dealing with you."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"THANK"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
didnt even scratch my funds
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
now to find a haversack
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also Brass: You can't tell any sort of
hostile intent from these guys.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Phil just seems to love to cook.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Chuck, do you make longbows, perhaps?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And Chuck is really just a bit of an
industrious merchant.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
he loves cock what
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
All right. I'll keep scanning for lies.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Or anything really.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Why not. I learned this great thing.
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Oh, I don't do any crafting here."
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Jack does the carpentry."
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"But he has made a few longbows
recently."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
well i meant him as in the group but
yes does he make them
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Very good quality!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
english is weird eh
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Made of actual Solenwood!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
sorry common
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Would you like a longbow?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
are there french people in pathfinder
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not on Enoa, there aren't.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Linguistics Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Linguistics + IntBonus = 1 + 8 + 1 = 10 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Sure, let's take a look."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Knowledge (Psionics) Check
|
At-Will • IntBonus
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ MiscSkill2 = 19 + 9 = 28 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
What's a French?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
lets try to remember what kind of
language that was
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
from earlier
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Word of Sneak: French fries,
paradoxically, exist.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh, the one they were speaking to each
other?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
you could also ask them
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You believe it is Celestial!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yar
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I know that!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
they're literally angels
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, but it isn't actually Celestial.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i wont tell anyone this
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Well then I won't say anything.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
None of you understood that, know that.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
well you made the check useless
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, Seishi believes it is Celestial.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
im guessing brass would correct you if
you thought that
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
since he can read your mind
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
If he cared.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
can he
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i thought it was just
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
talking
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also, Chuck has come out with three
longbows.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
mind reading is creepy
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
man who knows with psionics
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
chuck came out?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
good for him
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
forever a mystery
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
lets take a look at these then
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
which one is
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
the best
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, two of them seem to be made out
of the same wood as the trees behind you.
|
* Golurk rolls: 1d3 => 3
|
The Drufle:
|
They are polished and very sturdy.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The third one is a bit smaller, and
made of what seems to be an incredibly black wood.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's very smooth compared to the other
two.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They all have a similar string made
out of what appears to be twine.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Hmm, what's this one made of?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yer mum
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
are the trees solenwood then
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Ah, this was quite a piece!"
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"I managed to get my hands on some
actual, honest-to-god moonwood!"
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Fantastic stuff, let me tell you."
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"I think Tim did quite a work with
this one."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
can i appraise it
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And yes, the giant red trees are
Solenwood trees.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
its a +6
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can, sure.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Secret rolls.
|
* You roll to yourself: d20+6 => 4 + 6 = 10
|
|
Ezra:
|
secret bread rolls
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You feel like you have heard of
moonwood before, and you do indeed recall it being a deep pitch
color and very smooth.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
This is quite likely pure moonwood.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
And it's rare stuff?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I mean it sounds the part
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It has the unusual property of glowing
under a full moon.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass just quietly eats his
stew.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Listening.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Asking for steak.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Additionally, it tends to lend more
power to arrows.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Man he's eating a lot.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Glowing...
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Hrm...
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Phil nods and runs back into the hut,
coming out with a plate with a boar steak on it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He hands it to Brass.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"*Thank* you."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"How much?"
|
|
|
Phil:
|
"Nothing! This is on the house!"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
maybe the poison onset is 1 day
|
* Bernard Blackbrass shakes his head.
* Bernard Blackbrass takes out four GP and
hands it over.
|
The Drufle:
|
Phil refuses a bit, but takes the
money and smiles after Brass insists.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-I despise the free lunch.-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"How much is the price on that, then?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(If anyone remembers, Brass utterly
refused the Sand King's meal.)
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"I'm selling the Solenwood bows at 250
gp, and the moonwood bow for, um."
|
* Chuck yells across the fire.
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Jack, how much did you want for this?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You hear a voice yelling in the
strange language coming from the lumberjack's house.
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Right, right. He spent a good two
weeks refining this thing, so he wants 2000 gp for it."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
those solenwood ones must be well
crafted themselves, even
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
haha i can't even afford that
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
steal it
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"I mean, I spent 1000 gp on the wood
itself!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can't afford 2000 gp?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Diplomacy Check
|
At-Will • Cha
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Diplomacy + ChaBonus = 15 + 4 + 2 = 21 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I thought you guys were like, swimming
in money.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass looks at the man
meaningfully.
|
|
Ezra:
|
I got 105pp apparently
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Man I wish I took a rank in Appraise.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
not sure i want a glowing bow anyway
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It has extra power as well, as I noted.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Specifically, it has a +2 to attack
and damage.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And a certain other power that I won't
mention.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
maybe i took veil's money
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
whoa
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
2000 for a +2 weapon
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
that's a abrgain
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, he doesn't know how magic works.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Might we examine this bow?"
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Well, so long as you're incredibly
careful with it."
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"You break it, you buy it."
|
* Chuck hands the bow to Ezra.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Welp
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
sure is a bow
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also didn't I say that Veilwar's money
was left on the ground?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
With the potions and vials?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I thought I said that.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
the cleaner took it
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
and im the cleaner
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Spellcraft Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Spellcraft + IntBonus = 7 + 7 + 1 = 15 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
(of money)
|
|
The Drufle:
|
What's the check for?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
To check for magics?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ye
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is, in fact, infused with some
interesting magic.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Totally natural, however.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It doesn't seem like anyone did any
enchanting.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
How much did Veil have nayway
|
|
The Drufle:
|
By the way, Veilwar had 1898 gp.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
okay then nice mind read
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, Solenwood or moonwood?
|
* Bernard Blackbrass manifests Detect Psionics.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Spellcraft Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Spellcraft + IntBonus = 13 + 4 + 5 = 22 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
can i tie all three together and
triple shot
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, that isn't how it works.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Knowledge Nature Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeNature + IntBonus = 1 + 0 + 5 = 6 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass: you come up with the same
conclusion as Seishi.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Totally natural magic, no enchantments.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I would like a Moonwood.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
In character?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Okay, I'll take it, then."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
get a morning wood
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i hand him the bag of money
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Excellent! Ah, you've made a good
choice. Kill some beetles for me with this, would you?"
|
* Chuck takes the 200 pp and smiles.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"On that note, do you have any arrows?"
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Of course!"
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Although, seeing as how you've just
paid my money for the week, how about I throw some arrows in with
the bow?"
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Say, 30 arrows?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
lets throw money at them
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"That will be great."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-Ask for cold iron-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-That would be useful for things like
that... vile squid-
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Here, let me get them for you."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
(no not really i think)
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
(was it silver???)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Garlic arrows.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
(or just lawful)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
For vampires.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
(yeah it was just lawful)
|
* Chuck walks into the house and pulls out a
quiver with 30 arrows in it.
|
The Drufle:
|
Qlippoths are actually weak to cold
iron too.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Cold iron or lawful.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
commerce! we did a commerce
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Chuck smiles and hands over the quiver.
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Pleasure doing business with you."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"You too."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
well, this has been lovely
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Now, are you folks planning on
heading on to the town?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
lets sleep in the fire
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Or would you like to stay the night
here?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"It is pretty late, isn't it?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Phil lights up at the mention of the
party staying the night.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"What do you guys think?"
|
|
|
Phil:
|
"Oh, do please stay. I could make
breakfast!"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"What's for breakfast?"
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"I would be totally fine with staying
here a little longer."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
cornflakes
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oj
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
there isn't even any sugar on them
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
can wejust lieve here forever
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
we can keep throwing money at the,
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
m
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
theres no milk its just blood
instead???
|
|
|
Phil:
|
"I have some pancakes made of local
flour, some deer sausage, and milk from the town!"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"While your offer is kind, we cannot
stay forever."
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Of course, I understand."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"But pancakes, Brass"
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"Adventuring is a dynamic business!"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Not even for pancakes."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"I don't even know what those are"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"But they sound great"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
a rare and exotic dish
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
the pancake
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We'll take ours to go."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Phil walks up to Seishi and begins
explaining in detail what a pancake is.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It's not nighttime is it?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, it's afternoonish.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"How far is the nearest town?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Sun is like, 2/3 of the way across the
sky.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"We landed in Canada"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
An hour's walk, he said earlier.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
huh i thought you said it was night at
the start
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oops
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
no quote
|
|
|
Chuck:
|
"A good hour to the west."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
we landed in canada
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
and its the best
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You did start at night!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Dragging those carcasses took quite a
while.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
that was a loooong forest
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also, time is weird.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
the longest
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
we even had a montage
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
seishi got stuck in quicksand
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
good times
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So are you going to stay here or move
on?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'm sure we can make it before sunset.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can, yes.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
sadly, there is no reason to stay here
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
phil.........we'll miss u
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
pancake-senpai
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
u
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
uguuu
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we'll draw phil fanart and fanfiction
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
in your memory
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
We will sully him with no such
nonsense.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
we 3 phil
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
5evr
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Disappointed, Phil runs into the house
and comes back out with a small crate and hands it to Seishi.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
3
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
3
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
heart
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
im making a heart
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
damnit maptool
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
3>
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
:3>
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Anyway, the crate contains a few
stacks of pancakes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He doesn't want anyone to have lived
without pancakes.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
is he tearing up a bit
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ppppppancake
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He wanted you guys to stay longer.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
weirdos
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He doesn't get people that enjoy food
so much.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i still think the stew was poisoned
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
with unnatural lust potions
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh well who cares
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
well, farewell
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i have obtained pancake
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, the party is moving on.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"sugoi desu"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"I'm feeling like I forgot something."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh there he is
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Wait we can't take him to a town
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
but we can't really send him back
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
the forest man
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
its too long
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let's cover him with a tarp
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is so very long.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
just park him outside
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
eyah okay
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Sure, why not.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Carry this box of cakepans."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-We shouldn't have taken him.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or backwards?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
onwards
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, I guess I have to draw more then.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ill hide him in an outhouse somewhere
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
he can jsut be a plant
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
no one looks at plants
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i really like the image of a zombie
outside a town covered with a sheet
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
just no one noticing the groans
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright sure, that looks like a town.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
man, you two.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So the party begins their walk down
the road to the west.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is quite forested, but also quiet.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Nothing really happens for the
majority of the party's walk.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Guys I think this dirt is green."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 20 + 0 = 20 »
|
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
NOW i roll 20
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Shut up you're nuts."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
this will never happen again
|
|
The Drufle:
|
What's the initiative for?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
im fite the slime
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
for the BEARS
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
which is the floor
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
slime bears
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ok let's go
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
where are we going
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
let him talk
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
swiper no swiping
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Just wait, I'm doing things.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
so is the zombie walking backwards
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oop
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
um
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
better.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
no
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
good job
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Now, I figured that since we had so
much fun being peaceful.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Maybe something a bit more exciting
would be needed.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
so...bears?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
bear druids
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
tarrasque
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
better not be crabs
|
|
The Drufle:
|
While the trees around you are rather
still, you suddenly hear a rumbling from the ground beneath you.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
wild dugtrio
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
sandworm
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Wild Rattata
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
dirtworm
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
purple worm
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
giant centipede
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
thats a spicy centipede
|
|
The Drufle:
|
From in front of you tunnels a massive
worm, longer than the wagon.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
drufle these are spoilers
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
very spoilers
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not worm, centipede.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also how are these spoilers?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Look, it's right there.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
See, giant centipede.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And it is incredibly annoyed.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Detect Hostile Intent!!!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
what! what did we do
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You were walking on its turf!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Were you not listening to Chuck?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
its eyes are glowing red i think its
hostile
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
at least this one is a carnivore
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i thought he meant
the...other...bugs...
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
eat the dirty human!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Nope, most of the giant bugs in this
forest are territorial.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass, what are you doing?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
why aren't there tiny bugs
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Well
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
if it's going to eat us
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
is this green radioactive waste
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also since this is obviously an
encounter, you might as well roll initiatve.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I decide to use something against it.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I can act if it's surprise.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+5 => 4 + 5 = 9
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 14 + 0 = 14 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
This is not a surprise round for you,
no.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 13 + 2 = 15 »
|
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Yeah um giant lunch guys.-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 15 + 0 = 15 »
|
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-We found us some grub.-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yayy
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20 => 9
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
we can just fast forward if you want
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina goes first!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
with the corpse
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
:}
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Fast forward?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
What makes you think you'll win?
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+10 => 17 + 10 = 27
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i like how tiny she is
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, the centipede is colossal.
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6+6 => 3 + 6 = 9
|
|
Ezra:
|
giant worms from the ground i thought
we left malor
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
nayrhar
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I accidentally said worm at first.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
im going to MAKE it a worm
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"CAW"
|
* You roll to yourself: 10d8+90 => 43 + 90 = 133
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina charges the centipede and, uh.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Kinda pokes her sword into the
carapace.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
it's actually pregnant
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
once it dies
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is bleeding a bit.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
you know what happens with these
pregger animals
|
Seishi Honekawa has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
You guys are lucky the centipede goes
last.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
we have the same initiative right
|
|
The Drufle:
|
This tracker goes alphabetically
though.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
k
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I think you're supposed to roll again
for it but whatever.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Just go ahead.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh right the club
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
um
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i should've called my character AAAAA
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Attack!"
|
* Golurk rolls: 1d20+6 => 19 + 6 = 25
|
The Drufle:
|
Go ahead and roll damage.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
can we even miss this thing though
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
1d6+5
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oop
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh yeah, you totally can miss.
|
* Golurk rolls: 1d6+5 => 4 + 5 = 9
|
The Drufle:
|
Is this with the adamantine club?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let's add that damage
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I thought it would do more.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
how did that work again
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Heck if I know, I thought you would
have written it down.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Do I need to go back into the log?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ill just look for shock
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
meanwhile i will
|
Satonakaja has connected.
|
The Drufle:
|
We have a newcomer!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
im not being threatened am i
|
|
Satonakaja:
|
hi h- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, let me catch you up a bit.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
your mother
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The party is now in possession of a
giant flying tomb.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
wait that came out wrong
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
no seriously wtf is that
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You are now on Cosma.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You met some very nice people!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
its a giant centipede
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
giant centipede
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You got ambushed by a titan centipede.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we were just walking along
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
now this
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
its eyes are literally red
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let's cast
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Shock does another 1d6 by the way.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You should roll that.
|
* Golurk rolls: 1d6 => 1
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
lel
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
10 damage
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hey drufle can we get a wider vertical
view
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
or is that space blocked
|
|
The Drufle:
|
ZTekton shambles up and thumps the
club against the beast, making a small scorch mark.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
shield of faith
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
actually wait um
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
this internet
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
grr
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
im casting bless
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright then.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
50 ft. burst
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
+1 to everyone
|
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass, your turn.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alternatively, psion powers would work
I guess.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You'd have a hard time tripping a
centipede I imagine.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
(read: impossible)
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Give him a second to actually return.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If not, he's charging it.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i can sneak attack with a bow right
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
hmm
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I think you need a ninja trick for
that.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Slash rogue talent.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i think i should figure out the rules
there
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Good idea, now that you have a decent
ranged weapon.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, I think I'm gonna have Brass
charge the centipede.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
CHAAAAAAAAARGE
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+7 => 12 + 7 = 19
|
The Drufle:
|
Wow, that just hits.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Ranged attacks can count as sneak
attacks only if the target is within 30 feet."
|
* The Drufle rolls: 3d6+1 => 14 + 1 = 15
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
god bless us
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
^^ yeah that was what im trying to
remember
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
my bow can fire further than that but
no sneak of course
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
there is a rogue talent that lets me
sneak foes that are concealed
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass runs up to the centipede and
slams his greataxe into its side, causing a large gash.
|
Ezra has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Now, let's see how well that bow works.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hmm
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Just go stab it.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
wonder how far it can attack
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Note that the ring will activate for
all sneak attacks, regardless.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Let me put it this way, Ezra.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You aren't safe where you're standing.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
can i do that
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
trying to get flank
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
no flank
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You're flanking with Brass.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not by much, but you are.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So yes, you get sneak attacks.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Let's give this bow a shot then
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Although it should be pointed out that
making ranged attacks within the creature's reach provokes aoo's.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh wow it does flank
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
really
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
drufle expand the map
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
unless we're surrounded by a heavy
wall of trees
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'm going to activate shadow clones
instead
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, the road is quite open.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright then.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d4 => 3
|
The Drufle:
|
So, four Ezra's to deal with.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Anything else?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
That's all I got
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Then the centipede finally gets to
wreck house.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
welp
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's going to bite the fool right in
front!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Namely, ZTekton.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+15 => 16 + 15 = 31
|
The Drufle:
|
I believe so.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
no
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
he's wearing hyper princess armor
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
+99 ac
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
good night
|
|
The Drufle:
|
ZTekton has, like, no health.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
sweet prince
|
|
The Drufle:
|
What's up with that?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
its CHA based
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6+24 => 10 + 24 = 34
|
|
Ezra:
|
WH
|
|
|
Zombie Tekton:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -34 = -34 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost 34 HP!
-6
/ 28 HP remaining...
You are dying!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
we didnt even get to see the rabbit
prince
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
holy
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ded
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hey, look at it this way.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass still has it!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
zombies die at zero
|
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
that damage
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
UM
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
it can max out at 36 dmage
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i have 35 hp right now
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
brbr healing
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I should also point out that I nerfed
this creature's stats.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
also it has poison
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
FOR DUTY AND HONOR, I SHALL SLAY THIS
BEAST WITH A GIANT SWORD
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Too bad things die too quickly for
that to matter.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
we can run away right we can still
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let's call tekton tell him to crash
the tomb over here
|
|
The Drufle:
|
This thing does have a 60 foot move
speed and a 30 foot reach though.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
squish squish
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
WHAT.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, sword time.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+11 => 17 + 11 = 28
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
you've gone mad with power
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6+6 => 6 + 6 = 12
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina manages to make another stab at
the beast, gouging through one of the plates.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
aw yiss
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I should also point out that I rolled
quite low on this guy's health.
|
Seishi Honekawa has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Seishi, your turn.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also I should ask: do divine spells
provoke aoo?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let us first have a moment of silence
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
all spells do
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
sadly
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let us all have a moment of silence
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ah, I should have hit you last time
then.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yep
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let us all have a moment of silence
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
for zombie tekton
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
and me
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
okay what IS its range
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Enough silence!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra, I already said what his range is.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
His bite attack has reach 30 feet.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
oh right
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
thats something
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
can i make a 5-ft step before a ful
round action
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You are now safe.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
can summon monster even help
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I dunno, would it?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
dunno??????!!!!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let's do it
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
Summon Monster II
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
next round it will pop up
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
this thing could oneshot me at max
health...
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-Distract it while i call for
reinforcement-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also I should note that Hina
technically shouldn't have any damage on her.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = 9 = 9 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Gained
9 HP!
51
/ 51 HP remaining...
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Because I never healed her from the
night's rest.
|
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Probably still not here.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
More axe-cutting!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
make him do something cool
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
like
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
explode it
|
|
The Drufle:
|
None of his spells work on this thing.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's immune to mind-affecting
abilities and tripping.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
wonder what kinda fortitude it has
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That's pretty much all Brass' psionic
powers can do.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+7 => 8 + 7 = 15
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, one of them had to miss
eventually.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass takes a swing at the centipede
but it slithers out of the way.
|
Ezra has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
So, bow shot?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh hey i can summon a giantn centipede
|
|
The Drufle:
|
More stabbing?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i can distract it with a sexy dance
|
Ezra is disconnected.
|
The Drufle:
|
Apparently got so scared she left the
game.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
One moment for intermission, folks.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I might have to have streak tell me
what Ezra is doing through irc.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra is going to move out of the
creature's reach and fire!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There, out of range.
|
Ezra has connected.
|
The Drufle:
|
Or you can do it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's d20+11, with 1d8+2 damage.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And then sneak attacks.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Yikes, all the way up here?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That's the closest you can be while
out of range.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
right then
|
* Ezra rolls: d20+11 => 11 + 11 = 22
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
im making a pog
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d8+2 => 1 + 2 = 3
|
|
Ezra:
|
I've not fired a bow in a while!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i should prepare for summoning next
time
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
okay ring activates
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Roll your sneak attack damage at least.
|
* Ezra rolls: 3d6 => 15
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra pulls out her new moonwood bow
and fires an arrow at the centipede, with a volley of needles
following shortly after.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The centipede does not enjoy that in
the least.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Hey! Fuck you!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Although I think it's going to go
ahead and bite Hina.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Hey!! You SUCK!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Because she's closer and really, this
thing is lazy.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+15 => 15 + 15 = 30
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
WHY
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6+24 => 7 + 24 = 31
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ow ow ow ow
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
HOLY SHIT
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -31 = -31 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost 31 HP!
20
/ 51 HP remaining...
You are bloodied!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also, poison!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Make a fort save.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I need to do that.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+7 => 12 + 7 = 19
|
The Drufle:
|
Ah, not quite!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Disappointing to be sure.
|
* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 1
Ezra is disconnected.
|
The Drufle:
|
I can't access the sheets ingame.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, Hina just took 1 point of DEX
damage.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Keep track of that, would you?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ow ow ow
|
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Ooh, revenge!
|
Ezra has connected.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
revengeance
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Satona is still here, right?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Surely he can do some murdering.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or at least poke it a bit.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
well they just reacted to the centipede
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
thats what i do when i see a giant
centipede is leave
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
yes
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
leaving my character in the hands of
drufle no less
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
we will murder it- oh
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
the chargemaster 6000
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, more sword?
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
actually hold on
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh, you have resolve.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
challenge it or stuff
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Remember you have like, potions
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Man, I keep forgetting that Hina has
powers that aren't just hitting things with swords.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Streak, while we're waiting.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
hina can actually cast wish
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Do I need to put any new pogs into the
folder?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The generic human one is already in
there right?
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
can I challenge the thing
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
maybe the quadruplets?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can, yes.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i dunno
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
might be
|
|
The Drufle:
|
What does your challenge do?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I forget what order Hina is.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
i gain damage = to my level
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
also she's like, order of the warrior
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Should I add that to previous damage?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or no retconning?
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
no retconning
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
huh
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
retcon when it benefits us
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
mhmm
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
can i challenge it ANDdown the healing
potions
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
i don't really believe in retconning
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
no
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Drinking a healing potion is a
standard action.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
really
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
then i will challenge it AND STAB IT
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can challenge it though.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
that provokes
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, MORE STABS
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
oh
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+11 => 20 + 11 = 31
* The Drufle rolls: d20+11 => 14 + 11 = 25
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6+6 => 8 + 6 = 14
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6+6 => 2 + 6 = 8
|
The Drufle:
|
Wait, we're just playing straight
doubles aren't we?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I think we are.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So that's what, 28 damage plus 8?
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
holyshit
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
yes
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
actually its infinity
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
dont tell me it dies
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
it dies
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
and so does majri
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i still have a summon
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It actually has still quite a bit of
health left!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Although Hina did just cut off about
10 of its legs with one swipe.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So that's put it in quite a pissy mood.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
actually what am i saying it should die
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
right now
|
Seishi Honekawa has received initiative.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
wasting a spell slot be damned
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Man.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"*speaks words*"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I crashed and I was planning to
entangle it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ah, that's where you went.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Won't work
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
that was made evident
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Entangling would, toppling wouldn't.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
A fiery circle appears near the giant
centipede
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hmm well okay
|
|
The Drufle:
|
What's this circle doing.
|
Tokens dropped onto map 'Grasslands'
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i summon
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
a hell hound
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Best hell hound ever.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Do you have the stats or do I need to
find them?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i have it open
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Go ahead then.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"RAZE THE BEAST WITH HELLISH FIRE"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Why am I frontlining?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"CAN SOMEONE TRANSLATE THAT TO
INFERNAL"
|
* Golurk rolls: 2d4 => 6
|
The Drufle:
|
Because you have a giant axe.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I ONLY KNOW ABYSSAL
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
SOORY"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
*sorry
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Ruff ruff ruff, ruff ruff ruff"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
now see
|
|
Hell Hound:
|
"Ruff"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Seishi: was that damage?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
there's a difference between being
proficient with it and being good with it.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
no
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
that wa the number of rounds of
recharge
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So does the hound do anything?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or does Brass take his turn?
|
* Golurk rolls: 2d6 => 4
|
|
Hell Hound:
|
wait im an idiot
|
|
|
Hell Hound:
|
it should bite
|
|
|
Hell Hound:
|
bite
|
* Golurk rolls: 1d20+5 => 6 + 5 = 11
|
|
Hell Hound:
|
to hit
|
|
|
Hell Hound:
|
damnit
|
|
|
Hell Hound:
|
useless doge
|
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
You have the field.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
so um, im going to need that token
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
just a reminder
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You should probably kill this before
it murders Hina and/or you.
|
|
|
Hell Hound:
|
oh wait i still have my action
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yes
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Special Attack
|
Channel Negative Energy
|
Seishi's holy symbol glows blood red and shoots forth red
shuriken.
Targets: 30 ft. radius
« DC
= 16 » « Roll
= 6 »
|
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
everyone is excluded
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Will save for 6 damage?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
forget it just do a will save
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20_3 => Invalid expression: d20_3.
* The Drufle rolls: d20+3 => 12 + 3 = 15
|
The Drufle:
|
It doesn't save.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yay 6 damage
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Now, Brass takes a turn.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
stupid doge
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And I hope he's still here.
|
|
|
Hell Hound:
|
im so sorry
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Am I going to have to hit it with an
axe again?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That won't be much fun, now will it.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
hm?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Man.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Axe or power.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
make dead
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Shame I don't have any speed.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or other things.
|
|
|
Hell Hound:
|
attack on centipod
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I would so run around this thing right
now and flank it.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Technically
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, you are flanking.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
im flanking it
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, you're flanking with Ezra.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I believe everyone is.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Okay. I hit it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, roll to hit.
|
* Brass rolls: 1d20+11 => 2 + 11 = 13
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
that's nice.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Anything else?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Back away.
|
|
|
Hell Hound:
|
oh it's a titan centipede
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I should let you know
|
|
|
Hell Hound:
|
so this is
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
its got 30ft range
|
|
|
Hell Hound:
|
ATTACK ON TITAN
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, you can move away if you want.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
i love th hell hound icon
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can move within its threatened
area just fine.
|
|
|
Hell Hound:
|
this is what we canonically look like
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I'll risk the AOO.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Just don't try and leave it.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Oh, if i'm really flanking it, +2
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
if it matters.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yeah I think this is far enough.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
15 still doesn't hit.
|
Ezra has received initiative.
|
|
Ezra:
|
hoo boy
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
is this thing even near death
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Actually, yes!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is feeling quite strained at the
moment.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I feel that it will most likely die
next round if you don't kill it right now.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
gah but it's gonna attack hina
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Anything at all?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Can't actually reach her anyway
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
throw a ninja bomb
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If only Veilwar were here to give
covering fire.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And by that I mean literal fire
covering the centipede.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
if only tekton were here to vomit
spiders
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
and not hex things because everything
is bugs
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Come on Ezra!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Stab or Shoot!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Okay, shoot.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+11 => 16 + 11 = 27
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
believe in us who believes in you
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d8+2 => 6 + 2 = 8
|
The Drufle:
|
Also quite nice.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
swarmy stabs
|
* Ezra rolls: 3d6 => 13
|
The Drufle:
|
21 damage then.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
is itded
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
im gonna die ;_;
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
or dying
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
well
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
no its gonna attack doge
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
all according to plan
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The arrow and volley of needles pierce
the back of the beast's neck, causing it to stagger a bit.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
i could use my other samoorai powers
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is still standing.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
!!!!!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"CAW CAW"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ooh, I can't wait for someone to maybe
actually die!
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+15 => 7 + 15 = 22
|
The Drufle:
|
Good, good, yes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If it wasn't obvious I'm biting Hina
again.
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6+24 => 6 + 24 = 30
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
you monster
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -30 = -30 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost 30 HP!
-10
/ 51 HP remaining...
You have died!
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
well
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ah, that seems to be an issue.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
the con might have changed.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
what's her con score
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
It's -CON in pathfinder
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
she could still survive
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, she isn't actually dead.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Her CON is 16.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
she just needs to not move
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So she has 6 more health points.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"..."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
wait
|
|
The Drufle:
|
She is, however, unconscious.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Unless she uses the samurai powers.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
What's her AC?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Hang on! CAW CAW"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Oh. Damn. I can't help her there.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
so...
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
man that seems low
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(hang on)
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Did satona get scared from the whole
death biting thing?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
she did put that armor on right
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I think so, yes.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
is it my turn
|
|
The Drufle:
|
She has to stabilize first.
|
Satonakaja is disconnected.
|
The Drufle:
|
That would be the issue.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+3 => 10 + 3 = 13
|
The Drufle:
|
She stabilizes fine.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, she isn't dying any more.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
She does need to save for the poison
though.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Fortitutde Save
|
|
Fortitude Roll: « d20
+ Fortitude = 20 + 5 = 25 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
She gets rid of the poison.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Things are looking up for the bleeding
corpse!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
she's unconscious
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
hnng
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Now, I'm going to do what Satona was
probably going to do.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina will use a point of her resolve
to not fall unconscious.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
And now, added a strategy.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So she's still at -6 HP, but awake and
good.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Man i'm dumb.
|
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I backed away with the DR and poison.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So technically, she could land the
final blow here.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Probably...
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+11 => 10 + 11 = 21
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
standard actions deal damage
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not with resolve, they don't.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
well ok then
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They can actually still take standard
actions fine.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also, she just hits.
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6+6 => 3 + 6 = 9
|
|
Ezra:
|
too cool
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
for school
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That was the most unusual end.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
She gets bitten in half but stabs it
in the skull on the way down.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Now /that/ would make a fine lunch!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Hina!"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ok two more rounds
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Patch her up!"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
of doge
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"What the hell?!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Here have all the potions
|
|
|
Hell Hound:
|
"ruff ruff"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"HAVE A FULL RESTORE"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Are you going to just like
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
cough
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Dump potions at her?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
rub the wounds
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
should we use a serious
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Dang, I left the silver dust at the
base."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
or a moderate
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
the strongest
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Serious would probably be appropriate
here.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
yes look at all those red icons
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
those are bad!
|
* The Drufle rolls: 3d8+1 => 16 + 1 = 17
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let's grieve for zombie tekton
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = 17 = 17 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Gained
17 HP!
17
/ 51 HP remaining...
You are bloodied!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
we barely knew him
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Wait
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina is awake and probably totally
covered with blood.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
the hell hound starts eating zombie
tekton
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
is Zombie Tekton destroyed?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
before disappearing
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He is actually dead, yes.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"...Goodbye, old friend."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I mean, you could raise him again?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
no
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
You can't.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
only once
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well then yeah, he's gone.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You still have normal Tekton!
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
meh
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, that was exciting.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Shall we go to town now
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Lemme see that club."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Now how do I bring this corpse to
base now...?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Do we want to do more?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Are you alright to walk, Hina?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Here, take another potion."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"I... I think so, yes."
|
* Golurk rolls: 1d8+5 => 4 + 5 = 9
|
|
Ezra:
|
I guess we could extract some poison
and such from the corpse?
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = 9 = 9 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Gained
9 HP!
26
/ 51 HP remaining...
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Seishi."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
otherwise just leave the thing to rot
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I suppose so?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we gather 'components'
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I've been meaning to ask this for a
while now."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
cough
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
sneeze
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
are you asking her out
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
is he
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
proposing
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
this is just like my favorite animes
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Well? Our zombie is gone now."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
s
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
senpai
|
* Bernard Blackbrass holds his hand out.
|
The Drufle:
|
Really though, are we continuing?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or should we stop here?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
stoppe
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
maybe we should
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
go to town first
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
then stop
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yes
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, alright, I suppose.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"I can't leave this specimen in here :"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Seishi."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We have a huge ass flying castle."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We will get it in here."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We can also use Ezra's plane."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Now let's have that club."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"I like it."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I know."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Here we are, the town of...uhm."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Shit, we never asked."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Knowledge Local Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeLocal + IntBonus = 20 + 0 + 5 = 25 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Crap, now I need to make up a town
name.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Grasstown
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Come on, i'm not going to run off
with it."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
Pallet town
|
|
The Drufle:
|
This is the trade town of Rootsend!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
must be a crap town
|
|
The Drufle:
|
A relatively small town in northern
Solense, it's known for its carpentry and wood-working.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-aaaah the centipede-
|
* Bernard Blackbrass puts on his best orator
voice.
|
|
Ezra:
|
okay now we can stop
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"This is the trade town of Rootsend. A
relatively small town in..." you get the idea.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"How did you know about this place?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Because he is super smart.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"My psionics are growing in power."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
You know, books.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Do you want to know how much they
have improved?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
the end
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
forever
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we'll just live here
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, that feels like enough.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
wait no
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That was your second mid-boss, by the
way.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I gotta do this man.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
gotta use the club
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
That is between me and Seishi.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I'm not gonna hit you with it."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass is looking behind them at
the trees.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"...?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Ezra. Shove the giant centipede into
your worm hole."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"...?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"That'd wreck the dojo."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Oh, yes. Can we?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I am confident it will fit."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"What are we even going to do with it."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Brass seems to be requisitioning the
club.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"We just have to make a circle with it"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"There's no way you can actually raise
that thing."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"It's massive!"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Yes I can. And I will."
|
Brass is disconnected.
|
|
Ezra:
|
won't it just crush the house
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Do you or do you not want to ride on
a giant death monster?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I prefer sneakier approaches."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"It can tunnel underground."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i still think it'll crush my lovely
house
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It will fit, but stuff will get moved
around.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's not really that bad.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
this is
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Need I remind you how utterly huge
your dojo is?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
fine fine
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
Also it's magic
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
magic dojo
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
*stuff stuff*
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Let's finish this up.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
we do this offscreen
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"There."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
then we meet teh first npc
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also, I should have really mentioned
this earlier.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"You're cleaning the floors."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You guys are level 5 now.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
yayyy
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So do with that what you will.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And with that, let's end this.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ok
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Incredibly, incredibly long session.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
that's nice
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Everyone out.
|
|
Jikai:
|
JIKAI
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
THE PARTY MEETS KING OF TOWN! MORE
GIANT MUSHI?
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
SEE YOU NEXT TIME
|
