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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
come on seishi
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
drufle said if we kill Freudicon I get
five levels.
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The Drufle:
|
i said 4 you dope
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The Drufle:
|
i also said thats not possible
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
See? Four levels!
|
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The Drufle:
|
and also retarded
|
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Ezra:
|
he's a mad derailer drufle! he's off
the tracks! nuke 'im
|
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Ezra:
|
invent nukes then nuke him
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
freudicon only needs some love
|
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Ezra:
|
right in the butt
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
we need to find his mother for him
|
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The Drufle:
|
Seriously though, don't freaking hit
Freudicon.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Good idea Seishi, we take her hostage.
|
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The Drufle:
|
He is far more powerful than any of
you, so don't hit him.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Then when this starts
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I walk up to him
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
and hug him.
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Ezra:
|
We have no reason to, of course.
|
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The Drufle:
|
I would rather not have this session
end with a self-inflicted TPK.
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Ezra:
|
I'm not sure if you should hug him.
|
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The Drufle:
|
That would be silly.
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Ezra:
|
I feel like he has issues.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yes, yes it would.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
But I am the only one who can do it.
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Oh wait
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I am the one who should not do it, due
to poison.
|
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The Drufle:
|
Don't forget those cards.
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Okay one of you ladies should hug him.
|
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Ezra:
|
Man I'd forgotten about that.
|
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The Drufle:
|
Speaking of which, I don't think the
Rabbit Prince has come up yet.
|
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The Drufle:
|
Not that I recall at least.
|
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Ezra:
|
man that card and its mysteries
|
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Ezra:
|
what do i have to do
|
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The Drufle:
|
Honestly it probably has and I just
totally forgot about it.
|
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Ezra:
|
do i have to punch brass
|
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
You have to hug Freudicon.
|
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The Drufle:
|
That depends, how hard are you
punching him?
|
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Ezra:
|
10d6
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Ezra:
|
don't ask how
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Ezra:
|
i did some things
|
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Ezra:
|
thats right
|
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Ezra:
|
i punch him 10 times
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
!!!
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Okay.
|
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The Drufle:
|
You'd have to roll to hit first.
|
|
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Ezra:
|
but he's just standing there!
|
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
nah do it
|
|
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Ezra:
|
he'd take it
|
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
freudicon would love it
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I know you're evil but please don't
kill your teammates.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also he's covered in death poison.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
fuck drufle
|
|
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Ezra:
|
don't worry, punches are nonlethal
|
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
>
|
|
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Ezra:
|
and im canonically wearing gloves
|
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
why did you
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
in the canon
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
you can check the canon
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
its over there
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
that huge growing mass
|
|
YEAH WHATEVER. Last time, these bastards here went to the island of dicks and talked to the dickmaster. But there weren't actually any dicks. Because this adventure is of course rated U. Pixar's animating it. I'm gonna be RICH.
|
|
The Evil Saga! ~ Session 19: Metal Gear Seishi 5 (Extended Cutscenes Edition)
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|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
im still here
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
im just trying to finish a book
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Let's get Hina.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Hina can hug Freudicon.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Let's begin what will surely be an
incredibly long talking session.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Satona probably won't be here for most
of the session.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
he said so himself! i heard him i did
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Last time, the party finally decided
to go to Oedipia and do what they were told to do like four
sessions ago.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They finally met the fabled Freudicon
who is... odd.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He is rushing back and forth, trying
to do work with various papers and graphs.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Very busy man, you see.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Mr. Freudicon, sir?"
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Yes that's me wait why do you know my
name who are you?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We were told to seek you out, on
account of your wisdom, and stuff."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh yes I am quite a learned man yes I
am oh yes."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Who sent you to me hm is it someone I
know?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Do you know Arali?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
oh fuck he's using instant transmission
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
yeah he's a jumpy one isn't he
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"If you scored your learnedness from
10 to 20, how learned are you?"
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Never heard of them seems like a nice
name though isn't it wait maybe I do know them."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"My learnedness is not a number silly
bird lady why are you a bird again?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
he should lay off the coffee
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Can I have a jar of sand?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Sometimes people are birds, sir."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"But just a little."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"You seem like the type who has a jar
of sand."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"I don't have any sand with me Mr.
devil sir but there is a beach outside look a beach right outside."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"What is it that you do here?"
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"I'm doing research!"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Research on what?"
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh lots of things various things
eccentric things nothing evil though evil is bad so is Majri wait
you don't know Majri that makes no sense to you sorry."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-We don't know Majri-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Shush!-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-what-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-show him the mask-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-I'm wearing it.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-...-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-...fuck.-
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Mostly this though you see ms. bird
lady look!"
|
* Seishi Honekawa looks.
* Freudicon takes a piece of paper and shoves
it in Seishi's face.
|
|
Ezra:
|
-We're here for information. There's
not much point hiding anything.-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"oh god what"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 7 + 2 + 3 = 12 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It shows what appears to be a large
device with many prongs and gears.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-I mean, he's our enemy's enemy.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Yeah I guess.-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-Don't they have some kind of saying
about that.-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Mostly however, it is covered in
leather.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-What the heck is this?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-I can't remember.-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
is this a sex toy, drufle
|
|
The Drufle:
|
"Yes my research is very important
very important indeed!"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
a giant mechanical sex toy
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-The enemy of my enemy is anenome.-
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Yes my research is very important
very important indeed!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, it isn't.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
At least, not one that you can
recognize.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-Do you know what this is?-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
*to party members*
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Knowledge Engineering Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeEngineering + IntBonus = 5 + 0 + 5 = 10 »
|
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Oh my god update this sheet
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
its literally the first button
|
|
The Drufle:
|
To you it just looks like a giant
leather-covered wheel with lots of blunt spokes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, you could probably update your
stats quickly right now if you'd like.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
sounds like a torture device
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It isn't evil though.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
how the heck should i know
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Are you saying torture is evil?
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"So why are you here again you wanted
learning things right I am good with learning things not so sure
about teaching things."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-what else what else what else-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Torture is means to an end. Do evil
people use torture? Maybe.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We've got this mask. It seemed
important."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Ooh masks I like masks they are quite
good at hiding faces."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Yes we are here to be learned about
that mask."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"It's missing things. And it's got
words on it too."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Is it the mask on yonder devil man's
face that is quite a mask my what a mask."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Can I have something to drink,
please?"
|
* Bernard Blackbrass doesn't move.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"I can create water for you. Just open
your mouth."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Ha ha ha."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"I have water and juice and alcohol."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Mostly water though."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Can I have the mask I would sure like
to see that mask it is quite interesting."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
who even serves juice
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I'll take the last two." With that,
Brass pulls off the mask. "I think I have maybe a few tea packets."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Juice is nice.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I of course do not drink alcohol. It's
the devil's juice.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"You cannot /have/ it because it might
be a bit dangerous to put on."
|
* Freudicon rushes and grabs a cup of what
appears to be orange juice and a glass of whiskey.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"It's broken, you see."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Ah broken what a shame broken things
can be fixed!"
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Fixing things is also a thing I am
good at oh yes fixing things."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"You know where the pieces are then."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Presumably."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Four things seem to be missing from
it. Elemental in nature, probably."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"This mask is quite familiar yes the
words on it are from an old legend I used to hear."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Shiny things!"
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Silly prophecies always doing the
kind of things that become real oh those silly prophecies."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Prophecies..."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Also why do you have that mask that
is a VERY powerful mask you should not have it."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I think those oracles are just stoned
half the time."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"They say Majri was supposed to have
it. Hah."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"He couldn't even put it on, but I
did."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh you know Majri then ah good he is
still alive that silly man."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Very silly."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Then we stole some of his things
because he was a jerk."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Trying to kill the world but mostly
me my what a silly suli he is."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"They scavenged"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
silly suli
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"He should have known better than to
take things that didn't belong to him oh he was always bad at
things when it came to things about breaking worlds."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Well, we didn't let him have it."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass grins cheekily over his
glass of whiskey, looking at Ezra.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"He wanted to keep it and never fix
it."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh he couldn't have taken it by force
anyway most people can't I hear the legend says it is a VERY
powerful mask."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Really."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh no he would have fixed absolutely
he likes fixing things too."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Yeah well now we fix it."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Not as much as he likes breaking
things though he is a silly suli did I mention that?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I don't think you did."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Good fixing things is great! do you
have the other parts hm?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We could use some direction."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Only this one."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"What happens when this mask is fixed?"
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh you don't have the four gems that
is quite sad I bet they are very far away yes that tends to happen
with nutty exiled planar lords oh those silly planar lords."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"It is even more powerful of course
what happens when you add powerful things to a powerful thing it
gets MORE POWERFUL."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Silly bird lady."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Hey can we sit down a while and
drink?"
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh I am quite sorry am I rushing you
my apologies I am so very busy this is quite a lot of work you
see."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Drinking is for people with drinking
problems"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Come on mate. Just a little while."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Diplomacy Check
|
At-Will • Cha
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Diplomacy + ChaBonus = 3 + 4 + 2 = 9 »
|
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(Where's that Diplomacy modifier)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"This is a nice island you've got."
|
* Freudicon tosses all of the papers in his
hands onto a nearby desk and yanks a chair from the side of the room and
sits on it, staring at Brass.
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Why do you live alone on this island?"
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+12 => 3 + 12 = 15
* Bernard Blackbrass grins.
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh I like my island very much I do it
is all mine because people do not like my island."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
my diplomacy is lacking
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let's find out his sappy backstory
|
* Bernard Blackbrass takes another sip. "Silly
people."
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh yes people are quite silly why
would you not want magically altered nature that is such a nice
thing."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Wha kind of magic do you do?"
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Although I believe it has begun
running out of control a bit since I was doing all this work so
much work."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"All of the magics of course except
mostly the ones that create things and summon things and kill
things so that I do not have to kill things myself."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I've got ninja magic."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Ninja magic is a kind of magic yes I
hear a lot of people in East Chronis have that is a good magic."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I don't know magic."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"My deity gives me magic."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Well, I /know/ magic, I just don't
/do/ magic I guess."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I could have been good at magic."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Everyone deserves magic it is so much
fun magic is wonderful you should all have magic."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh the other pieces of that mask have
magic you can get those and then have magic yes more magic!"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Hey, Freudy. Lemme tell you a story."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Back when I was in school, right?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(I wish I had an amusing story in full
here)
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh school I remember school that was
so very long ago."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(Or a joke)
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(Brass does, definitely.)
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"So you're a wizard?"
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"What's a wizard is that a word for a
magic person if so then yes I am totally a wizard."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Little punk gets angsty when I ask
him for the answers. One of those stuck up elves or whatever."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"He starts slinging little fireballs
at me when I peek at his notes."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass smirks. "Didn't get
singed a bit, but his poor essay."
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(Brass was smart enough anyway, but
still acted like a bully who'd take your homework.)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
damn ganondorf
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
stealin my homework
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Freud, can you tell us more about the
gems?"
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh right the gems yes I know about
those gems I do."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass nudges the whiskey to
everyone. Mostly Freudicon.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Mostly Freudicon.-
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"There are four of them you see they
are part of that mask there I do not recall the name of the mask
but it was very very powerful."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Where do you think the gems are
located?"
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"I don't know exactly where the gems
are but I have fairly good guesses based off of the prophecy that
told where they would end up."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Let me think let me think where were
the gems I had this written down somewhere."
|
* Freudicon jumps from his chair and starts
tearing through notes.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Oh god damn it.-
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Yes yes here it is this is the
prophecy oh wait no that's the other elemental prophecy wrong one
sorry here is the right one yes."
|
* Freudicon pulls a single book out of the
pile of papers and sits down again.
* Freudicon clears his throat and suddenly
begins speaking in a significantly slower, more controlled manner.
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"The four gems will be strewn through
the lands of the elden planet by the great Lord of Flame, Xarn,
and he will perish with their memories."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"The sapphire of Sael, stone of water,
will be taken by a great man of the storm, one who knows the ways
of the seas."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"The amethyst of Eyan, stone of air,
will fall into the hands of the greatest of empires, their crown
jewel."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"The emerald of Raltor, stone of
earth, will become one with the stones of many of a beast of old,
deep under ground."
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Freudicon:
|
"And Xarn's own ruby, stone of fire,
will be guarded by he who wishes to rend the world in twain by his
power."
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Freudicon:
|
"So the gems will be separated, so
they shall be found by they who search."
|
* Freudicon shuts the book and tosses it
behind him.
* Bernard Blackbrass grins maniacally.
|
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Freudicon:
|
"See a very weird prophecy so weird
does not make much sense."
|
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Freudicon:
|
"Of course it actually does make sense
but ah whatever you do not understand."
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Ezra:
|
"Hrm..."
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Most prophecies don't"
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
"it's like they do it on purpose"
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Ezra:
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"The last one seemed fairly obvious."
|
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Freudicon:
|
"I mean at least two of these are very
clear you know."
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Not really."
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Freudicon:
|
"Yes isn't it quite so I mean clearly
the ruby is in the hands of Keltin, the mad prince."
|
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Ezra:
|
"Who's the great empire? Anyone know
of one that fits?"
|
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Freudicon:
|
"Wait how long have I been here maybe
he's dead hm."
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Ezra:
|
"I was uh, thinkin' Majri."
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Doesn't ring a bell..."
|
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Ezra:
|
"Who's Keltin?"
|
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Freudicon:
|
"Oh Majri yes that does make more
sense silly me."
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Freudicon:
|
"Oh don't worry about Keltin he was
the old prince of Cosma a long time ago he is long dead by now I
think."
|
* Freudicon jumps up again and looks through
his papers to find a calendar.
|
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Freudicon:
|
"Ah yes see here he died a good 14,500
years ago he does not have the ruby that is good."
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Welcome the New Boss."
|
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Freudicon:
|
"Boss who is boss I do not understand
the words that you are speaking."
|
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Ezra:
|
"How about that Amethyst, then?"
|
* Bernard Blackbrass finishes "Same as the old
boss."
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
-If Freudicon were a little girl his
mannerisms can almost be considered 'cute'-
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-I know, now he's just Veilwar
adorable.-
|
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Freudicon:
|
"Oh the amethyst is most clearly in
Cosma's royal court I mean what other crazy empire would take an
obviously powerful gem and stick it right with their royalty."
|
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Ezra:
|
"Anyone been there before?"
|
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The Drufle:
|
Given that most of you lived in Cosma,
but in the slums, I would imagine not.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is highly unlikely that you know of
the royalty's crown jewels.
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
stealing from a palace
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
how exciting
|
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Freudicon:
|
"What are you waiting for do you have
more questions I am rather busy you know so very busy."
|
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Ezra:
|
"How about this water gem?"
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
of course we can just crash our ship
on everything
|
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Freudicon:
|
"Oh I do not know about the water gem
there are so many strong men in the world it is probably some sort
of crazy titan or maybe giant or I do not even know."
|
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Drink mate."
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Take a load off."
|
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Freudicon:
|
"Oh no I cannot relax I have too many
things to do too many things."
|
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Ezra:
|
"This earth one, I'm not sure I
understand that one at all."
|
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Ezra:
|
"A big monster has it, or something?"
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We'll tell you about how we vexed
Majri."
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Diplomacy Check
|
At-Will • Cha
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Diplomacy + ChaBonus = 13 + 4 + 2 = 19 »
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"You can't stand Majri right?"
|
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Freudicon:
|
"Oh no I am quite ok with Majri he is
an old friend ok maybe not that good friends since he is trying to
kill me but I am ok with him quite well."
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(I gotta see the roll that leads to
something like that.)
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
natural 2
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
natural negative one
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Are they all located on this plane of
existence?"
|
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Freudicon:
|
"Oh yes I would of course assume that
I mean why would Xarn throw all the gems back into the planes that
would be quite counter-productive.
|
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Freudicon:
|
"
|
* Bernard Blackbrass just pulls out his
greataxe.
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"...Okay..."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass taps it.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Hey. You listening?"
|
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Targus:
|
"I am indeed, sir. It sounds quite
like the old legend that I heard, but with much more detail."
|
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Freudicon:
|
"That voice it sounds familiar are you
talking to your axe mr. devil man?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I am often told that I talk out of my
axe yes."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
zing!
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh no I did not mean such a thing no
I mean why is the old knight master's voice coming from your axe
that is a strange thing indeed oh yes."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"You know this guy?"
|
* Bernard Blackbrass is not entirely clear who
he is talking to.
|
|
Targus:
|
"I do, yes. He is the old royal
magician when I was still alive."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Ah that is Targus good to hear you
again friend what have you been up to these past few millenia.
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"
|
|
|
Targus:
|
"Mostly being dead, until I came back
in this axe for some reason."
|
|
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Ezra:
|
"It was magic."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Wacky magic."
|
|
|
Targus:
|
"Yes, that."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Freud, any idea about the earth gem?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"What was it like in the afterlife?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Did you see a deity?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"What was she like?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
(don't they forget that sort of thing
when they return to life)
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(I only got one rank in Religion man)
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(I gotta know.)
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(We got a dead guy in my axe I gotta
know man.)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
(drufles been stolen)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
(what do we do)
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
kill freudicon
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
while he's not looking
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Sorry I got pulled away.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
we got like five free rounds
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
fuck
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh, the earth gem is probably with a
dragon or hellbeast or I don't know big monster?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"So, our options are...Majri, A
powerful kingdom, a random guy somewhere, or a giant monster."
|
|
|
Targus:
|
"Oh, being dead is quite peaceful in
my afterlife."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Let's go to a tropical island
instead."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Yes yes all of the options are quite
painful but also your only options or maybe others I don't know go
do something!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Well, who'd back away from a
challenge?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"So, what first, everyone?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I'm taking votes."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-See, I wanted him a little more
drunk.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Everyone, drink a bit.-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-I don't drink.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Then pretend. Drink the water.-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
again the votes thing
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
come on people
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Yes, voting is good I hear it's a
common thing yes."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Let's...crash on a tropical island."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Do I get a vote I do not know if I am
involved in this or not."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
NO
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Sure."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yes
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"But only if you do something for us."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Ooh I like favors what do I get to
do?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"You get to escort us there."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Sounds great right?"
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh no I cannot leave the island no I
am far too busy to leave here no I would rather not vote."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Adventure!"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Take your stuff with us."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We have ample space."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass looks at Ezra
meaningfully.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"By the way that giant pyramid outside
is ours."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"It can fly."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-You're gonna use your fuckin'
demiplane, birdy.-
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh is that what that is it looks like
quite a nice pyramid yes wait is that the old emperor's tomb why
is that here?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-I am not taking a risk of his papers
flying out the window.-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-I don't really think he'll leave
here...-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-I mean he's been here
for...centuries.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Yeah now you say that. Oh eff cee.-
|
* Bernard Blackbrass pulls out the pulsating
warhammer.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We may or may not have acquired
strange things within said temple."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Really though I cannot leave this
place that easily there is far too much ambient magic here to give
up."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"And we may have almost certainly
acquired said temple."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh you took the old tomb's key I
guess you flew it here then hm?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"It was lying on Malor, and it was
empty."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Well, kind of."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh Malor hm that is quite unusual I
guess Majri's experiments got a little out of hand."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"What experiments has he been doing,
exactly?"
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"I don't know I just assumed he was
doing experiments I mean that is what magicians do!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"He fancies himself some kind of
Avatar of a flame lord, or something."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Xarn, maybe?"
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Ah he thinks he's Xarn's avatar hm my
what a silly suli planar lords don't have avatars that is just
silly."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I'm not...really sure what to do
next."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"I could pick a spot for you if you
want! I am very good at making choices."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I mean, the water one sounds the
easiest, but we have no idea where it is."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh, well it's clearly on East
Chronis, clearly."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"I mean, four continents, four gems,
Xarn is a very orderly planar lord."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Well, I'll vote we go investigate
there, then."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"And no else wants to vote, it seems."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass seems to just be focused
on something else.
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Good, good!"
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Go to East Chronis then, see what you
can find!"
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"I imagine you should stay near the
waters, the rivers, whatever."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Do you have any other questions I
know many things you know or you can just go I suppose?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Anything else you think we should
know?"
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Well whoever is guarding the gems is
very powerful they are probably full of magic and scary things."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Be very wary of whatever they are
because they could totally murder you!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Well, it's just one man, right?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"That's much better than a dragon."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Well yes but if he has the gem of
water then he must be near the power of a god!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Or a pissed-off Fire Suli."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Dragons *do* take human form
sometimes."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Well, if I were a dragon, I'd be a
dragon all the time."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh yes me too I would do so as well."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I'd have so much treasure..."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Yes treasure is good many good things
are in treasure!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"And I'd eat people!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"What a life it would be."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Ezra-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-please-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-explain how your demiplane works-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-who can get in, and how can they get
out?-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-I have to open the entrance, unless
you broke out with magic, I guess.-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-They have a spell for everything.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-This guy says he can't teleport.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-If we can trap him in we can force
him to tell us more.-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-Pretty sure he's just telling us
everything anyway.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-He's really really not.-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-Ask him more then.-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
or roll a sense motive
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-He says he likes this guy who's
trying to kill him, I don't think he's...-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Ugh.-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-He's a madman-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-It's pointless trying to make sense
of a madman's thoughts-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-That's why you make them do it.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-He'll break.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-We can throw all the superpowered
arseholes who can't teleport in there.-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
-Pointless.-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-We don't know his capabilities. He
could have many other ways of getting out.-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-Plus, you know, my things are in
there. I got an iron pot in there.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-I'll buy you an iron pot.-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-Plus our giant centipede.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-It doesn't mean squat if he can't
teleport it. He can keep it.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-We'll have his papers too.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Hey can we stay a while and read
these maps?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
you know you can still learn spells
from an opposed school
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
they just take up two slots in your
spell list
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Maps what maps why?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Just for orientation."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We need to find places the water gem
could be, mostly."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I've only got this less detailed map."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh of course here have a world map."
|
* Freudicon grabs a map from behind him and
tosses it on the ground in front of you.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"This is, uh, big."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Well Enoa is a fairly big planet
compared to most of the continents!
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
(which part is east chronis again)
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The eastern part of Chronis, of course.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
no wait this one has words
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Okay, seems East Chronis has two
large bits of water in it. Big enough to be on the map, anyway."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"I expected it to be in an abyss or
something."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
are there any names marked on those
bits of water
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
also any towns near them
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not particularly, no.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There are a few small settlements, but
the areas around the lakes are giant jungles.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
For the most part, the lakes seem
empty of civilization.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Rather unusual, now that you think
about it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There are many settlements by the
rivers leading from the lakes, however.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
hint hint hint
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Now then, I'd say check the biggest
one, first. Just because."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Not a bad idea no not a bad idea at
all!"
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"The waters in East Chronis are very
clean and full of magic sometimes I think I'm not entirely sure I
haven't been to East Chronis in a few millenia."
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Either way good luck on killing the
crazy god-man person titan giant thing!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Team, we should prepare before going
on this hunt, I think."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Perhaps stock up on useful items, and
stuff."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
lets train to level 20
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let us visit the first world and grind
on audinos
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Let us draw more cards.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
no!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, you are actually fairly well
suited for the encounters.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-I wonder if I should offer him a
card.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(shush)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-Pff, he'll know what they are.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-I would if I didn't somehow fear he'd
take my deck.-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can do some training if you want,
but it isn't particularly necessary.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Any else we could do to prepare?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Targus, what do you think?"
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh I doubt you could help yourself
any more no you have magics and whatnot."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"We should obtain more wealth."
|
|
|
Targus:
|
"The longer we wait, the more these
beasts will grow in power. The sooner the better, I say."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Our wealth is very inadequate."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Ezra, if we were to all enter this
demiplane-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-where would we all end up?-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-If we wanted to leave?-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-The same place I opened it.-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-That's how it's worked before, at
least.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-But if you didn't enter, and we all
did...-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-...does it just follow you?-
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
-I believe it would.-
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-We have to coordinate that.-
|
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-You could sneak a lot of crap in like
that.-
|
|
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Ezra:
|
-Hehe.-
|
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Ezra:
|
-That sounds fun.-
|
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-Yeah now we're thinking.-
|
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The Drufle:
|
Should I point out that the demiplane
doesn't work like that?
|
|
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Ezra:
|
well why not
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
how does it work then
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The card makes a temporary door in
space that opens to the demiplane.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The door cannot be closed with people
inside of it, unless the user is inside as well.
|
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The Drufle:
|
That's how I interpreted it at least.
|
|
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Ezra:
|
hmm what we kill them first
|
|
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Seishi Honekawa:
|
i just thought ezra cant not enter the
demiplane when she activates it
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
then rez them when i take them out
again
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
just use a phoenix down
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
does this mean we can't raise our army
in there after all
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Maybe, I dunno.
|
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The Drufle:
|
I think golurk is right.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I think at least Ezra has to enter the
demipilane.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
caw caw
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
teehee
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Hmm, okay then, that sounds right.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
gotta collect them all
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let's get
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I could still just leave myself,
though.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
wait i should be zombying right now
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
then reenter when i need to
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
drufle im just gonna go ahead and look
up the dead things
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
titan centipede
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
and giant stag beetles?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I need to see exactly what they are
again.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh and there's the issue of that
mystery skeleton
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
the dragoncat
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ok, the beetles were Slicer beetles.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
From bestiary 2.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Dire Boogaloo
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oooh
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ok
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And a Titan centipede, yes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ignore the fact that I set a CR 9
monster against you guys.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
are we gonna skip to the next day
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
no wait
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
thats ok that was a great present
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I offer Freudicon a piece of chalk.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
3 drufle
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
that was a hreat
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
heart
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
That was a threat!
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
I drop a candle.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, alright.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i should buy a ton of fish
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I think up more ways to kidnap
Freudicon and steal all his stuff.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
bass specifically
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He looks confused but takes the stuff
off the ground.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
then i offer it to people
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
by dropping the bass
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
fish stink so no
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
it only works in written form
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
also dubstep doesn't exist here you
fool!!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
you have to invent it first
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
are you sure
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
im pretty sure azatas have invented
dubstep
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+6 => 5 + 6 = 11
|
|
Ezra:
|
there's my knowledge check
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
im -pretty- sure
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Knowledge Planes Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgePlanes + IntBonus = 11 + 4 + 1 = 16 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You know of some sort of beat-based
music, yes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It isn't called dubstep though, you're
sure.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
We're done here, aren't we?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Pretty much, yes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Unless you want to ask more questions.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I was hoping he'd give me a laser gun
or something
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
but that's probably not going to happen
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
yeah no one else is talking lets say
our farewells
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I was considering having him give you
some power, but that would be too easy.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
can he awaken Hina's hidden power
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Very well it was nice meeting you all
yes very nice indeed."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
like old kai from dbz
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
the power to quadruple crit
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That is not how it works.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"It was nice meeting you too. Thank
you for your hospitality."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i thought he was gonna make us mythic
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We'll see you soon, if we succeed."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Send us your finished research."
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
you kinky bastard
|
|
|
Freudicon:
|
"Oh yes of course I will tell you
everything later!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Golurk: I was considering that at
first, but it seems too early right now.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You'll get them eventually, don't
worry.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
And now we leave.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The party now has a path to go on, and
a means to get there.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
What will you do?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Oh wait I go ask Freud for a bridge
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
im not having river shenanigans again
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
centipede bridge yo
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
can the two beetles airlift the giant
centipede
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Freud has created a bridge for you.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i have the best strategy
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
drop the centipede
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
and heal all the damage
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
and survivors under it get eaten
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
back to the pyramid
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Nothing will attack you, shall I just
take you there?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
does any wildlife even live here
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oddly enough, it doesn't seem like it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's very quiet outside.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I'm pretty sure he made this based on
a picture book he saw."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
just take us there yes
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
|
Will Save
|
|
Will Roll: « d20
+ Will = 10 + 8 = 18 »
|
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i tried to disbelieve the illusion
before departing
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
you can't beat drufle, that DC was 105
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
he'll take us back whether you like it
or not
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
I will never speak to anyone
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
about what the island actually looks
like
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
I can only muster a vacant stare
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, what now?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Will you head straight there?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
let's flash forward a few days
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
teehee
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
actually i should really see if i cant
even revive all these zombies
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
*can
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I would like to stock up on items in a
town somewhere
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
somewhere with an alchemists shop
perhaps
|
|
The Drufle:
|
We can assume you do that, if you'd
like.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
skip ALL the tedium
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So I don't have to create an entire
village and spend a session with you talking to more human pogs.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
It'd take a while for me to shop for
things I imagine so the rest of you can do things during that time
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
can we assume i cast restore corpse on
the skeleton
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
He found it on Malor's river
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh, the catdragon?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Do you have the components?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
perhaps he could find them in the town
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I suppose so.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
The Town
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You'd have to pay for them.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
it doesnt have components
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
just magic words and furious gesturing
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
should i irc you what im buying
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
actually i need to make some
adjustments...
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Right, I found the spell.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yes, go ahead.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
abloobloobloo
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So I imagine you can actually tell
what it is now?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
this spell isnt flesh to stone, it is
a spell that returns flesh to bone
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I can describe it to you.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yes
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or you can roll nature knowledge.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
then tell me hwhat knowledge i should
ch-
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i dont have that
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh so is it an animal
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
how boring
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, what you have is a Medium
creature that is fairly reptilian in nature.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is sleek, with metallic skin.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"HEY TEKTON"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Can you tell what this is?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It has a long tail and bronzed wings.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"You're a plant, I'm guessing you know
a lot of animals."
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Knowledge Nature Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeNature + IntBonus = 14 + 5 + 0 = 19 »
|
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"its a drake how can you not tell that"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"What's that?"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"its like a dragon but with only two
legs"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"i think this one is a river drake"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Soooooo are you going to revive it?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yuh huh
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
its a babby drak
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
wait i should make the calculations
first
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
river drakes *are* tiny
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
how adorable
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
and by tiny i mean not large
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+14 => 20 + 14 = 34
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+14 => 3 + 14 = 17
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, you're fine Ezra.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ddddddesecrate
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"What are we lookin at."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Oh, a drake."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Looks like a river drake too! But who
wouldn't know that instantly?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh boy i dont have enough onyx
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I'm back from my shopping."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I'm pretty hungry so I'm going to
have a pancake."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I eat pancakes in the corner.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not a bad idea.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You guys do have like, a week's worth
of pancakes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Phil loves cooking.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
im short of 100 gp onyx
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Did you happen to obtain zome onyx?"
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
zome
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i didn't have the money for anything
else
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we're parked right outside the Town of
Supplies so you could go look
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
"Then *I* should go shopping as well"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I go help her get incredible deals
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yes, you are currently outside of a
fairly large town in southern East Chronis.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
incredible!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Just by the coast.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+14 => 17 + 14 = 31
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+14 => 11 + 14 = 25
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
What are those?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I found us a wonderful seaside cottage.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Bluff checks
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we're shopping!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, you're fine.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
lol im gonna have to cast twice
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Your bluff mod is kind of insane, by
the way.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
actually if you get an onyx for
cheaper do you have to buy more because you need 100gp worth
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i can only animate in 20 hd batches
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
dunno
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
*chew chew*
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, the bluff checks just remove
markup prices.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
wiat whats happening right now
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They don't make the things cost any
less.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Does Diplomacy do that?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
that's +12 btw >:}
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Diplomacy or bluff.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I decided that.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh boy here we go
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
the juggling
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
can i use bluff to make you think i
rolled much higher
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
look drufle, they're 20s!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
all the time
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That depends.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Can you roll 20 on a bluff check?
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+14 => 12 + 14 = 26
|
The Drufle:
|
Hm, I don't think so.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
dang
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
is juggling how you do necromancy
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yes
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
no see im trying to fit all my undead
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i can revive all of them with that
extra onyx
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
but i cant control all of them with
just that spell
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
ill have to use other methods
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, that seems like an issue.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alternatively, you could not try and
revive everything at once.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
you wish
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i have the feat and the spell
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
im invincibleeeee
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
do i have the onyx now
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
im gonna deduct that from my money
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yes, go ahead.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i should probably desecrate outside
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
oh boy this is fun
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
the command undead spell lasts for
only days at a time
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
i should probably keep count
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ooh, interesting.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
lest we end up getting eaten at night
by an out of control zombie
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
teehee
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, anything else?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Are you just doing stuff for the
zombies?
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
yeah
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, if we won't do anything else
tonight, maybe you should just have that done for next time?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Unless we want to actually go and
start doing stuff in East Chronis.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
well, it's not that late, is it
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
urgh this is complicated
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
afk
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, but sneaky seems to have fallen
asleep and golurk is doing lots of things.
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
actually not afk
|
|
|
Seishi Honekawa:
|
away from maptool
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So maybe we should reconvene when
satona is actually here and then you can start tackling the Water
guardian together?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
We'll have to investigate first
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i doubt we'd just run into him
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
We head to the larger river, and look
for a settlement nearvy, maybe
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
nearby*
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'm sure that if the water guardian is
in the area, people would know about it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'm sure someone who has the power of
pure elemental primeval water wouldnt be that hard to miss
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or would be, I mean.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Right so we do some interviews next
time then
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
or i guess now? but no one else is here
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, that was my point.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Place seems a little sparse.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
of course we can't go anywhere until
the duck signs us off
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But I feel wrong using Jikai myself,
so let's wait until Golurk returns.
|
|
Jikai:
|
JIKAI
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
THE GUARDIAN OF THE RIVER,
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
THE LEVIATHAN OF THE RAIN: KYOGRE
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Good night everybody!
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
WILL THE PARTY SURVIVE???
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Eh, probably.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Now, shoo, all of you.
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
OF COURSE THEY WILL
|
|
|
Jikai:
|
SEE YOU NEXT TIME
|
