The Drufle:

You are on a large ship

The Drufle:

Jenna, for the moment, is going to stay to the side

Tekton:

this ship looks like dirt!

The Drufle:

Because she is fairly uneasy.

The Drufle:

Dirt?

The Drufle:

It's wood.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"...and i'll have you know, I intend to take that bishop, right there."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Next move."

Satonakaja:

what do you mean I can't impersonate my character

Hina Takahashi:

"Oh, well, I never was any good at this game in the first place!"

The Drufle:

one moment

The Drufle:

oh there

The Drufle:

back on the boat

The Drufle:

So.

Tekton:

i cant see the boat

The Drufle:

You have all been sent to the isle of Malor for various and heinous crimes.

* Bernard Blackbrass test

The Drufle:

thats because im stupid

The Drufle:

and forgot to unhide it

Tekton:

cuuuut

The Drufle:

tada

Bernard Blackbrass:

^ - niceboat

Hina Takahashi:

that is a big boat

The Drufle:

It is!

Bernard Blackbrass:

Okay... up close that Hina pog isn't so bad.

The Drufle:

There's a lot of crew under the deck.

The Drufle:

Mostly to keep you buffoons from escaping.

The Drufle:

However, the boat has reached the end of its journey.

* Bernard Blackbrass laughs low, almost menacing if not for that earnest smile, as he puts two fingers on two of Hina's chess pieces. It stops them from rocking off the board.

The Drufle:

The captain comes from below deck and glares at you all.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"More intriguing than most."

Hina Takahashi:

"Thank you, I guess. . . though it doesn't look like we'll be finishing this game."

Captain Ryan:

"ALRIGHT YOU JACKASSES"

Captain Ryan:

"OFF THE BOAT"

Tekton:

ryan

Tekton:

drufle is this a running joke

The Drufle:

is what a running joke

The Drufle:

did i already name a character ryan

Bernard Blackbrass:

This is his new job in the other part of the city.

Tekton:

really normal names

The Drufle:

no thats just humans being humans

Tekton:

i remember kevin

Tekton:

good old kevin

Captain Ryan:

"YOU"

Bernard Blackbrass:

He looks like an elf.

Captain Ryan:

"DEVILKID"

Tekton:

"are you going to kill us now"

Captain Ryan:

"GET MOVING"

Captain Ryan:

"NO I AM NOT KILLING YOU"

Hina Takahashi:

"If they were going to kill us, they wouldn't have sent us here."

Captain Ryan:

"I AM TELLING YOU TO LEAVE THIS GODDAMN BOAT"

* Bernard Blackbrass hums noncommitally, smartly packing up his pieces and tucking his board under his arm.

Tekton:

"oh whoopee a field trip"

Bernard Blackbrass:

"You're the bawss."

* Captain Ryan glares at Bernard

Captain Ryan:

"MOVE"

Hina Takahashi:

Hina silently steps off the boat.

* Bernard Blackbrass has an excellent poker face.

The Drufle:

Captain Ryan walks up by the plank and pushes it into the water

* Tekton drags his mask on the ground.

Captain Ryan:

"I HOPE YOU ALL DIE HORRIBLE DEATHS"

Captain Ryan:

"NOTHING PERSONAL OF COURSE I HOPE EVERYBODY DIES"

Tekton:

"go fuck yourself, ryan"

Tekton:

"i hope your mother is dead"

The Drufle:

The captain disappears under the deck once more

Tekton:

am i evil enough

The Drufle:

And the boat begins sailing away.

Hina Takahashi:

"I. . . I don't see at all how that couldn't be personal."

Tekton:

"oh great, rocks"

Bernard Blackbrass:

"He's just having his period."

Tekton:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

Hina Takahashi:

"Well, whatever. Now we can all have a fun time, run around, and get killed by the friendly natives."

The Drufle:

Tekton sees literally nothing.

Tekton:

im bliiind

The Drufle:

The shock of being dumped on hell island seems to have blinded him!

Bernard Blackbrass:

I give Hina a meaningful stare.

Tekton:

* Bernard Blackbrass is asking to add Hina to his Friends Li- I mean Collective.

Tekton:

sneaky dont

Tekton:

The Drufle:

pfft

The Drufle:

A bit offputting, but a sensible man.

Hina Takahashi:

Hina doesn't catch the stare, instead surveying the surrounding area.

Tekton:

"so who do we get to eat first?"

Bernard Blackbrass:

I give Tekton that hungry stare. (It's another request.)

Hina Takahashi:

"Well. Nothing, nothing, and yet more nothing. I guess we're meant to go farther inland if we want to live."

The Drufle:

Jenna begins cheerfulling strolling along the beach, looking around as she goes.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Bernard is quite a bit more observant, and notices that there seems to be someone missing.

Jenna:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

oshit

The Drufle:

uhhhh

The Drufle:

Jenna, on the other hand, seems to have become inexplicably clairvoyant.

Tekton:

"well i guess I follow you two"

Hina Takahashi:

(and then someone gets thrown overboard

Tekton:

loldid she roll over 9000

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Three."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"...four?"

The Drufle:

No, but she did get a natural 20.

Tekton:

"oh i didnt see fun-size girl over there"

Jenna:

"Have any of you seen the other tiefling?"

Tekton:

"nope, I can't stand looking at you people"

Hina Takahashi:

"No. I don't even think I saw her step on to the plank."

Tekton:

is this a ninja joke oh my god

The Drufle:

No, it is not.

Tekton:

damnit taht would've been hilarious

The Drufle:

Jenna with her infinite sight does see a figure on the other end of the beach, however.

Tekton:

"why don't we ask that mind reader over there"

The Drufle:

That would be a good idea!

The Drufle:

(placeholder pog for ezra for now)

Hina Takahashi:

"It can't hurt."

* Bernard Blackbrass only stares at Jenna intently. "Child, do you see someone?"

Tekton:

drufle use this

The Drufle:

She nods, and points northward.

Tekton:

this is what streak picked

The Drufle:

you do have the pog

The Drufle:

good

Tekton:

it's in the folder gosh

* Bernard Blackbrass makes a gentlemanly gesture. Please do quickly. Go forth.

The Drufle:

Jenna walks up to the washed up tiefling and stares at her.

* Bernard Blackbrass fixes his gaze on Tekton, however. "Coming?"

Hina Takahashi:

Hina follows behind her.

The Drufle:

Ezra is laying on the ground, unusally dry.

Hina Takahashi:

"Hm. Are they injured?"

The Drufle:

You could make a perception or heal check.

Hina Takahashi:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Hina takes a quick glance at the tiefling and sees nothing of any interest or problem.

* Bernard Blackbrass stares intently at Ezra. (Just how healthy is she?)

Hina Takahashi:

"Well, if anything she looks okay."

The Drufle:

Jenna frowns and walks up to poke Ezra.

Tekton:

woops

The Drufle:

As she reaches down, Ezra's eyes suddenly open.

* The Drufle rolls: d20+11 => 18 + 11 = 29

The Drufle:

snrk

Tekton:

"zombies they sent us to an island full of zombies"

The Drufle:

All three of you roll perception checks.

Tekton:

"good luck fleshbags"

Hina Takahashi:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

Tekton:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

Jenna:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

Bernard Blackbrass:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Hm.

The Drufle:

Interesting.

Tekton:

everyone rolled zeroes

Hina Takahashi:

everyone rolled negative zeroes

Tekton:

everyone rolled i

Bernard Blackbrass:

One guy got double zero.

Tekton:

spit it out drufle

The Drufle:

No, but everybody seems to miss the lying tiefling vanish in a puff of smoke.

Hina Takahashi:

WHAT.

* Bernard Blackbrass slowly sweeps his vision around them.

Tekton:

naniiiiii

Hina Takahashi:

"Hmph, is Malor already playing tricks on us?"

Tekton:

"did you people smoke me"

The Drufle:

Jenna jumps back, startled.

Jenna:

"How did she do that?"

Hina Takahashi:

Hina, as if on reflex, places her hand on the pommel of her sword.

* Hina Takahashi test

Hina Takahashi:

oh cool

The Drufle:

To be honest, I'm surprised you four have been working together so well.

Tekton:

we're a sugoi nakama

The Drufle:

The fact that none of you have immediately begun cutting each other's throats is quite remarkable!

Hina Takahashi:

Perhaps they got to know each other during two months of a crappy boat ride

The Drufle:

Possibly, yes.

Tekton:

then they found love

Bernard Blackbrass:

With a clear tone, "Come out."

Hina Takahashi:

If that is the case, Hina didn't talk much about herself, or how she ended up here on Malor.

The Drufle:

Bernard hears no response.

Tekton:

i said nothing

Hina Takahashi:

"We don't have time for this. . . if that person wants to roam about alone, they'll quickly wish they hadn't."

The Drufle:

A good point!

The Drufle:

Malor is a large and dangerous place.

The Drufle:

Standing by the beach isn't going to help very much with your endeavors.

Tekton:

is that a rock

The Drufle:

Peering ahead, the group sees lava shortly inland.

Tekton:

or a rock monster

Hina Takahashi:

"As I said earlier, we should go further. . ."

Tekton:

the floor is lava

Tekton:

eek

The Drufle:

As a quick reminder, lava is indeed dangerous.

Bernard Blackbrass:

But it wasn't a rock, it was a rock lobster.

Hina Takahashi:

". . .inland. Wow, this place was worse than I thought it would be."

The Drufle:

Were anyone to accidentally fall into a square, they might take some serious damage!

Hina Takahashi:

Hina looks at the lava pool, looking somewhat distraught.

Tekton:

"i won't be able to grow on lava..."

* Bernard Blackbrass gets hungry.

Tekton:

The Drufle:

Do you really need to grow?

Tekton:

well if i like

Tekton:

need to regenerate

Tekton:

ok let's do things

The Drufle:

Yes!

The Drufle:

Jenna begins dashing inward.

Tekton:

fight the machine

Tekton:

fight the lava

The Drufle:

There are, however, multiple routes inward.

The Drufle:

Try not to notice that they all look identical.

Tekton:

where is pallet town

* Bernard Blackbrass keeps a smart pace.

The Drufle:

On a different planet.

The Drufle:

There are four entrances to the mainland.

The Drufle:

Which will the party choose?

Tekton:

you mean pokemon is on the same universe?!

Tekton:

omg

Tekton:

let's roll a die

Bernard Blackbrass:

I wanna catch pokemon.

The Drufle:

If you'd like to randomize your choices, go ahead.

* Golurk rolls: 1d4 => 3

Hina Takahashi:

"Four paths, each just as appealing as the other."

* Brass rolls: 1d4+1 => 4 + 1 = 5

The Drufle:

what

Bernard Blackbrass:

The RNG has spoken. We go that way.

The Drufle:

There is no 5.

Tekton:

"let's go into the third one, no difference really"

The Drufle:

Does the party agree?

Bernard Blackbrass:

I agree. There is no 5.

* The Drufle rolls: d20+11 => 2 + 11 = 13

The Drufle:

hrmph

Tekton:

oh no

Hina Takahashi:

"Let's just get on with this. . ."

Tekton:

saateeen

The Drufle:

Don't mind the roll, just continue walking.

Unresolved value "dice".

Bernard Blackbrass:

mmm fire

The Drufle:

Welcome to horrible lava land!

Hina Takahashi:

jesus

Tekton:

"my body is not ready"

The Drufle:

Stay on the rock and try not to die!

Bernard Blackbrass:

Lethal Lava Land

Bernard Blackbrass:

Bully the Bully

The Drufle:

The party sees three ways to go- up, down, and left.

Hina Takahashi:

"I don't think it's ever meant to be ready for this."

* The Drufle rolls: d20+11 => 11 + 11 = 22

The Drufle:

I'd like to point out, however, the metal bridges.

* Bernard Blackbrass touches the bridge with his axe, then feels the tapped spot for heat.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Careful. These things could burn."

Tekton:

but you're so far

Tekton:

how

The Drufle:

As they are precariously placed over steaming lava, an acrobatics or survival check is required to cross without taking damage.

Tekton:

what!

The Drufle:

So up or down is still totally a choice!

Hina Takahashi:

"There's a bridge there. . . perhaps there are some people across there. Though I wouldn't place bets on them being friendly."

* Bernard Blackbrass looks back at Tekton. "We can't take him this way."

* Bernard Blackbrass looks up.

* The Drufle rolls: d20+11 => 13 + 11 = 24

* Tekton starts to smell like roasted nuts

The Drufle:

I'd recommend not standing around too long; you are, in fact, standing less than 20 feet from molten rock.

Tekton:

drufle if i summon a horse would the horse die

The Drufle:

Most likely, yes

Hina Takahashi:

"Fair enough. Let's just stay away from the magma."

Tekton:

"lava"

The Drufle:

A horse would have quite some trouble getting over the bridges.

The Drufle:

Technically lava, yes

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Let's take another path."

The Drufle:

Does the party need to roll again for choices?

Hina Takahashi:

"Bah. Whatever you call it, it's able to melt you."

Tekton:

"sooo, red. you look brave. go first?"

The Drufle:

Jenna stares at Tekton, frowning.

Tekton:

typical toohoos

Hina Takahashi:

Hina shakes her head. "Forget it, there's no use standing around here for so long. Just follow me, we are going this way."

* Bernard Blackbrass stares at Tekton with no hint of irony. "I suppose."

Jenna:

"I don't think so. I'd rather someone else go first in case the bridge collapses."

Hina Takahashi:

and then hina took point and approached the bridge

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Wait."

Tekton:

"does anyone have anything heavy to test the bridge then"

* The Drufle rolls: d20+11 => 12 + 11 = 23

Tekton:

drufle is this red stuff carpeting or more lava

The Drufle:

Yes, the textures just weren't working in my favor.

The Drufle:

Try to stay off of anything orange/red and glowing.

The Drufle:

Hoo boy!

Bernard Blackbrass:

Can we jump this?

The Drufle:

You can!

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Who among you is a good jumper?"

The Drufle:

Roll an acrobatics check to see if you can do it.

Tekton:

drufle you monster

The Drufle:

>:]

Tekton:

i bet all the other paths are the same

* Bernard Blackbrass tries to invite everyone at once. Everyone. Focus on me.

The Drufle:

And here you thought the encounters would be your greatest worry.

The Drufle:

They are, in fact, not.

Tekton:

either that or one leads to a road made of gingerbread

Hina Takahashi:

"W-wait, wait. Are you seriously considering leaping over a mag- lava flow?"

Tekton:

Knowledge Nature Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only)

Tekton:

something about volcanos, please

The Drufle:

Um.

Tekton:

or something???

Bernard Blackbrass:

What's my bonus to Acrobatics for moving 40 feet...

The Drufle:

Something?

The Drufle:

I'm not sure what you're asking for.

Tekton:

well i dont know im too afraid to roll acrobatics

The Drufle:

Volcanoes are large mountains that spew lava and ash at people.

Tekton:

oh no

Tekton:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

What you do realize, however, is that this lava is relatively cool.

The Drufle:

Ah!

The Drufle:

Very good.

Tekton:

I try to jump

The Drufle:

Tekton successfully leaps across the gap.

Tekton:

im a good jumpter

The Drufle:

And as for your nature check.

The Drufle:

You realize that this lava would not instantly kill you if you touch it.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Coming through!"

The Drufle:

You'd be severely hurt, but not dead.

Tekton:

....good???

Hina Takahashi:

Hina does not look particularly confident in jumping, likely due to her heavier armor.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Tekton:

"so are you fleshbags coming or what"

The Drufle:

Tekton:

brassbeard instantly dies

Tekton:

Bernard Blackbrass:

The Drufle:

Bernard stumbles a bit, but manages to land safely on the other side.

Tekton:

ok let's play an all bard campaign next

The Drufle:

Seriously though you just hit the DC.

Tekton:

"you can toss us your armor first, toohoo"

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Tekton."

Jenna:

"The hell is a toohoo?"

Tekton:

that way if she falls i get free armor

Tekton:

~*evil*~

Tekton:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

Jenna:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Jenna takes a running jump and clears the gap, landing by Bernard.

The Drufle:

You guys should probably make some room for Hina.

Hina Takahashi:

"I- oh, forget it. I'll just do it."

* Bernard Blackbrass takes a look around, far as he can. "Hold on."

Jenna:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Jenna jumps again and hops across the flimsy metal bridge.

Hina Takahashi:

Hina moves back for a running start, then attempts to jjump as soon as room is made for her.

Hina Takahashi:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

Bernard Blackbrass:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

Hina Takahashi:

waitwaitwait

The Drufle:

Why is everyone making perception checks?

Hina Takahashi:

did you say a survival check could be used too

The Drufle:

I did!

The Drufle:

Wait

The Drufle:

Bernard Blackbrass:

We're trying to see if there's anywhere we can spot for you to go.

Hina Takahashi:

The Drufle:

thats for the bridges

Hina Takahashi:

alrighty

The Drufle:

Oh.

Hina Takahashi:

GOGOGO SAMURAI LADY

The Drufle:

Both Bernard and Tekton see nothing of interest.

The Drufle:

Hina, however.

Bernard Blackbrass:

We can't see farther than ten feet...

Hina Takahashi:

and then hina died

The Drufle:

Trips over the edge of the gap.

The Drufle:

Now here's the question.

Hina Takahashi:

shit

Bernard Blackbrass:

Oh dear. Reach.

The Drufle:

Would Bernard or Tekton like to try and catch her?

Tekton:

nope evil

Tekton:

hehe jk??

The Drufle:

If either one would, make a reflex save

Bernard Blackbrass:

Might I make a Grapple Check instead?

Tekton:

im lagging

Tekton:

Reflex Save

Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 1 + 3 = 4 »

Tekton:

oh deer

The Drufle:

wow

Bernard Blackbrass:

Make that two.

The Drufle:

Tekton, in his attempt to catch Hina, trips over the edge as well.

Tekton:

oh damnit

The Drufle:

If you'd like a grapple check, you may.

Bernard Blackbrass:

May as well spend inevitable on first one.

The Drufle:

Give it a go!

* Brass rolls: 1d20+6 => 16 + 6 = 22

Bernard Blackbrass:

Now for second one.

* Brass rolls: 1d20+6 => 12 + 6 = 18

Bernard Blackbrass:

Actually

* Tekton starts smelling like cinnamon

Bernard Blackbrass:

I should have just used one...

The Drufle:

No, you'd have to make two.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I only have eight per day.

The Drufle:

One for each.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I know.

The Drufle:

Bernard manages to catch Hina before she falls, but fails to grab Tekton.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Then I remembered it's touch AC.

The Drufle:

!roll d20+7

The Drufle:

whoops

Tekton:

nuuuu

* The Drufle rolls: d20+7 => 11 + 7 = 18

Tekton:

and then i died

The Drufle:

However.

Hina Takahashi:

Upon landing, Hina slumps down for a few seconds and digs her fingers into the forsaken earth.

The Drufle:

As he is falling down, Tekton suddenly feels a hand on his arm and is yanked back onto the ground.

Hina Takahashi:

"Hhh. . . hhh. . . not a good start. . . n-not a good start at all. I'd rather avoid doing that again."

Hina Takahashi:

"Thank you."

Tekton:

fuckin ninjas

Hina Takahashi:

surprise motherfuckers

Tekton:

aaaahhh

Ezra:

"You guys are the worst at doing anything, you know that?"

Tekton:

"I'm a bad jumper bad jumper"

Ezra:

"Can't even jump a three foot gap."

* Ezra shakes her head.

Tekton:

"who are you again"

Ezra:

"That's not really any of your business."

Hina Takahashi:

"Put on some heavy armor and try it. Go on."

Ezra:

"I wasn't talking to you, princess."

Hina Takahashi:

"We're- hmph, fine."

Ezra:

"I was talking to the plant boy who's wearing practically nothing."

Tekton:

tsundere fight

Tekton:

it's true im wearing almost nothing

Tekton:

it's like im wearing nothing at all

Tekton:

nothing at all

Tekton:

nothing at all

Hina Takahashi:

i didnt save you because i liked you or anything

* Bernard Blackbrass clears his throat.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Diplomacy Check

At-Will • Cha
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

What are you attempting?

Tekton:

diplomacizing with the ninja

Bernard Blackbrass:

To redirect attention.

The Drufle:

To?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Myself, better than infighting.

The Drufle:

Ah.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Especially where we are.

Bernard Blackbrass:

With little footholds.

The Drufle:

Ezra turns from Tekton to you, and frowns.

Ezra:

"What?"

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Thank you kindly."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Might we get out of this cooking pan first?"

Tekton:

"yes we should. now."

Ezra:

"I suppose so, fine."

Hina Takahashi:

"Yeah, what he said. I'd like to last at least a few nights here. . ."

The Drufle:

By the way, I should point out that Ezra doesn't have to make checks to walk across bridges.

Bernard Blackbrass:

(Sweet)

The Drufle:

Her acrobatics modifier is literally too high to fail.

Tekton:

because ninja powars

Hina Takahashi:

oh yes, I am going across a bridge

Tekton:

fuckin ninjas

The Drufle:

Yep!

Hina Takahashi:

i should roll for that shouldnt i

Bernard Blackbrass:

(I'll try this one more time)

The Drufle:

You should!

Hina Takahashi:

Survival Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

Tekton:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

You both succeed!

Tekton:

wiat what

* Bernard Blackbrass sends out a telepathic pulse once he's got everyone's attention.

Tekton:

armor check penalty

Tekton:

drufle pls

Tekton:

is this gonna be infinite lava land

Hina Takahashi:

Once Hina makes it across, she immediately searches for any way further.

Hina Takahashi:

these are not fucking grasslands

Bernard Blackbrass:

(I intend to join everyone, then copy a skill to everybody.)

The Drufle:

Well, you'll have to cross the bridge first.

The Drufle:

Most of them are not paying much attention.

Tekton:

"what's that talky guy doing:

Tekton:

Bernard Blackbrass:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

Bernard Blackbrass:

All right.

The Drufle:

Wow.

The Drufle:

You should really invest in some dex points, sir.

Tekton:

brass dies instantly

Bernard Blackbrass:

I remember when jump was a STR thing.

Tekton:

all animals campaign

The Drufle:

Bernard trips walking across the bridge and plants an arm directly on the hot metal.

Tekton:

lets do it

* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 6

Bernard Blackbrass:

« HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = -6 = -6 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" = » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" = » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" = » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" = » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" = » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Lost 6 HP!
16 / 21 HP remaining...

Bernard Blackbrass:

-5

The Drufle:

wait what

Bernard Blackbrass:

Fire Resistance.

Tekton:

"who even made these bridges"

The Drufle:

It isn't fire damage.

Bernard Blackbrass:

« HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = -1 = -1 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" = » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" = » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" = » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" = » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" = » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Lost 1 HP!
15 / 21 HP remaining...

The Drufle:

I don't know why you were at 22/21.

The Drufle:

That's quite silly.

Tekton:

the rest thing

The Drufle:

You do make it across, though.

The Drufle:

Ah, right.

The Drufle:

Rests.

Bernard Blackbrass:

It's hot, but not 'fire'?

Bernard Blackbrass:

huh

Tekton:

more lava

Tekton:

lava errywhere

Hina Takahashi:

"It isn't exactly idyllic farmland here. It's a place said to be worse than dead, after all."

The Drufle:

Well, no

The Drufle:

It's basically heat damage

The Drufle:

Which isn't technically fire.

Tekton:

we talk about this after game

The Drufle:

Sure.

The Drufle:

Anyway!

Tekton:

gm always right and stuff

The Drufle:

There is another gap you can cross.

The Drufle:

If you so wish.

The Drufle:

Or you can head right!

The Drufle:

Ezra looks around and huffs.

The Drufle:

She proceeds to skip over the gap and look around on the other side.

Tekton:

"oh everyone is crossing now, great"

Hina Takahashi:

Hina elects to go right to at least see if there is another way.

The Drufle:

Not everyone has to cross, it's just that she has.

The Drufle:

Alright!

Tekton:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Tekton is, once again, utterly blind.

Tekton:

having black pits for eyes really sucks

Hina Takahashi:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

Tekton:

let's split up, gang!

The Drufle:

Looking ahead a bit, Hina notices something unusually familiar about the rocks in front.

Tekton:

said everyone that died here

The Drufle:

Is anyone going anywhere?

Tekton:

"where should we go now"

The Drufle:

Ezra walks north, disappearing into the steam and smoke.

Tekton:

fuckin ninjas

Bernard Blackbrass:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Anyone who wishes to cross must make an acrobatics check.

The Drufle:

Dammit Bernard.

Tekton:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Does anyone want to help him?

The Drufle:

Jegus.

The Drufle:

Let's all just fall into the lava why don't we.

Jenna:

Reflex Save

Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 16 + 5 = 21 »

The Drufle:

Jenna grabs Bernard and pulls him back out.

Hina Takahashi:

hina approaches the strange rocks

The Drufle:

Does Hina want to help Tekton?

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Hina Takahashi:

yes

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Thank you", I mutter in Infernal.

Hina Takahashi:

Reflex Save

Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 14 + 2 = 16 »

* Jenna looks confused.

Jenna:

"You're welcome?"

The Drufle:

Hm.

The Drufle:

Roll that one more time, Hina.

Tekton:

am i not dead

Hina Takahashi:

Reflex Save

Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 20 + 2 = 22 »

Hina Takahashi:

Reflex Save

Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 3 + 2 = 5 »

The Drufle:

Wow.

Hina Takahashi:

thanks dice

The Drufle:

Hina strengthens her grip and flings Tekton over her head.

Tekton:

can we roll 3d6 instead

The Drufle:

For?

Hina Takahashi:

can i take 20

Tekton:

or like

Hina Takahashi:

Tekton:

20d1

Tekton:

yeah

Tekton:

20d1

The Drufle:

No.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Can I eat to regain HP?

The Drufle:

That's not how it works, no.

The Drufle:

You can make a heal check to try and fix some wounds.

The Drufle:

Anyway, Hina was looking at some rocks!

Tekton:

"let''s never do that again"

Hina Takahashi:

"I think we should avoid any more lava crossings."

Tekton:

rock lobster

Hina Takahashi:

"There is something strange about these. . ."

The Drufle:

Everyone make a perception check.

Jenna:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

Hina Takahashi:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

Bernard Blackbrass:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Pfffft.

Hina Takahashi:

are we all cursed by the dice

Tekton:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Thank you Tekton.

Tekton:

i can seeee

Tekton:

i can finally seeee

The Drufle:

Tekton, suddenly relieving his blindness to the other three, notices that these rocks are indeed very familiar.

The Drufle:

Mostly because the group has circled around to the beach.

Tekton:

"my pet roc-

Tekton:

Attack!		Morningstar
smack Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+0)	vs AC		Damage (+0)
1d20(7)+0 = 7		1d8(1)+0 = 1 Bludgeoning and Piercing

Tekton:

i attack drufle

Jenna:

"Dammit."

The Drufle:

Hina Takahashi:

"A load of good that did us."

Bernard Blackbrass:

Initiative Check

Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 10 + 0 = 10 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

I roll initiative against Drufle.

The Drufle:

No, you don't get to fight the GM.

Tekton:

"i have a great idea, let's tie ourselves together and jumpminto the lava"

Hina Takahashi:

Fly Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

Hina Takahashi:

fuck this, touhou mode

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Everyone look around."

The Drufle:

Suddenly, the group hears yelling from behind.

Tekton:

mother???

Tekton:

Ezra:

"NOT THAT WAY"

Hina Takahashi:

"Let's not- oh, it is her."

Tekton:

aw shit son

The Drufle:

You hear slight rumbling coming from the direction Ezra had run from.

Tekton:

what is the goblin doing

Tekton:

i cast mage armor

Tekton:

mage armor

Tekton:

on me

Tekton:

meee

Hina Takahashi:

"Do- do the rest of you hear that?"

Bernard Blackbrass:

(pulse)

Tekton:

"loud and clear"

Hina Takahashi:

Hina draws her greatsword, and moves to more stable ground, just in case.

* Bernard Blackbrass gets his greataxe ready, as well as a handful of glowing ash.

The Drufle:

Jenna also moves backwards, drawing her sword.

Bernard Blackbrass:

...wait, I can't do that.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Greataxe.

* Tekton puts his mask on and stands behind everyone

The Drufle:

Suddenly!

Tekton:

tarrasque

The Drufle:

Nah, a tarrasque would be too easy.

Tekton:

drufle are you sure these are safe for level 1's

* Bernard Blackbrass sends out a quiet pulse, willing everyone about to join him. Including these sorts, because why not.

Hina Takahashi:

"This is CERTAINLY not idyllic farmland!"

The Drufle:

Instead, three small elementals of pure lava and rock erupt from the ground!

The Drufle:

Golurk: they are CR 1, so yes.

Tekton:

"just kill me now"

The Drufle:

FIGHT

The Drufle:

Unless you want to like, roll diplomacy.

The Drufle:

With the hell elementals.

The Drufle:

Go ahead, amuse me.

Tekton:

roll

Bernard Blackbrass:

Did I seriously pick Celestial...

Bernard Blackbrass:

Diplomacy Check

At-Will • Cha
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

wait you actually tried

The Drufle:

no you cannot negotiate with magma elementals

Tekton:

brass instantly dies

Hina Takahashi:

"We are NOT going to die here!" Hina braces herself for battle.

The Drufle:

that was a joke

Bernard Blackbrass:

And I tried to invite them into my collective.

Hina Takahashi:

initiative?

* Jenna smirks and pulls up her instrument.

The Drufle:

Yep!

The Drufle:

Roll initiative.

Tekton:

i picked a great day to not prepare scream

Hina Takahashi:

Initiative Check

Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 6 + 2 = 8 »

Tekton:

drufle roll for me

Bernard Blackbrass:

Initiative Check

Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 1 + 0 = 1 »

Hina Takahashi:

well shit

The Drufle:

Tekton:

shiiit

Hina Takahashi:

bloody beaut

Hina Takahashi:

can

Hina Takahashi:

can we use random.org for rolls

Hina Takahashi:

im scared

The Drufle:

You are the slowest fucking people ever.

Tekton:

drufle roll for me

Tekton:

Initiative Check

Initiative Roll: d20 + 5 = 5 + 5 = 10

The Drufle:

Not much better, gotta say.

Tekton:

that's ok i guess???

Jenna:

Initiative Check

Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 8 + 3 = 11 »

Tekton:

damnit

Hina Takahashi:

man are these things going to melt my stuff

Hina Takahashi:

i will be very upset

Tekton:

where's that ninja

The Drufle:

These enemies do not melt your stuff, no.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"We should probably take to the water again."

* The Drufle rolls: d20+3 => 2 + 3 = 5

* The Drufle rolls: d20+3 => 12 + 3 = 15

* The Drufle rolls: d20+3 => 2 + 3 = 5

Tekton:

drufle have i mentioned i cast mage armor

The Drufle:

You did, yes.

Tekton:

before they popped up

Tekton:

that's 1 standard action

Tekton:

so is it active now

The Drufle:

Yes

The Drufle:

So!

The Drufle:

Guess who gets the first go

Hina Takahashi:

elemental #2

* The Drufle rolls: d20+5 => 1 + 5 = 6

Tekton:

let's call him

Bernard Blackbrass:

does he take heat damage if we push him in

The Drufle:

They do not, no.

Hina Takahashi:

probably not

The Drufle:

Lava is fire damage, not heat.

Tekton:

im pretty sure elementals of fire are immune

Bernard Blackbrass:

Okay push him onto a bridge then.

Tekton:

Knowledge Planes Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only)

Tekton:

i bet this sucks

The Drufle:

You can't go making random checks in the middle of a battle!

Tekton:

i want weaknesses?

The Drufle:

Oh, alright

The Drufle:

They are weak only to cold damage.

Tekton:

i shouldve brought my ice beam tm

Tekton:

ok so we fight?

Bernard Blackbrass:

You should probably convey what you remembered.

The Drufle:

They are immune to fire, bleed, critical hits, paralysis, poison, sleep, stunning, and flanking.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Okay, so who attacks?

Tekton:

ban them to uber

The Drufle:

The second elemental!

Tekton:

you can see the queue in the initiative panel

Hina Takahashi:

FOIYAH FOIYAH FOIYAH

Bernard Blackbrass:

Didn't you roll that?

* The Drufle rolls: d20+3 => 13 + 3 = 16

The Drufle:

Ah!

The Drufle:

Just hits.

* The Drufle rolls: 1d3 => 2

The Drufle:

But

The Drufle:

Hina, make a reflex save.

Hina Takahashi:

Reflex Save

Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 12 + 2 = 14 »

Hina Takahashi:

grrrr

The Drufle:

Luckily for you, you don't catch on fire.

Hina Takahashi:

« HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = -2 = -2 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" = » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" = » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" = » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" = » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" = » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Lost 2 HP!
21 / 23 HP remaining...

Jenna has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Jenna's turn!

Tekton:

play some nice bgm

Tekton:

what song should we listen to

The Drufle:

She begins playing music, giving all party members a +1 to attack rolls and damage.

Hina Takahashi:

The Drufle:

She also steps back because hell no elementals.

Tekton has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Tekton!

Tekton:

Hex		Evil Eye
The enemy is filled with dread. Penalty: AC « DC = 15 »

Tekton:

i evil eye the nearest elemental

Bernard Blackbrass:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmuYSU0ghKU

* The Drufle rolls: d20 => 9

The Drufle:

He takes the penalty!

The Drufle:

How much is that?

Hina Takahashi:

oh hey i found out how to add temporary bonuses

Tekton:

8 rounds

The Drufle:

No I mean

Tekton:

-2

The Drufle:

How much of a penalty is it.

The Drufle:

Right then.

The Drufle:

Can do!

* The Drufle rolls: 2d10 => 13

* The Drufle rolls: 2d10 => 10

* The Drufle rolls: 2d10 => 17

Tekton:

turn done??

The Drufle:

If you want it to be.

Tekton:

wait

Hina Takahashi:

wait my AC is 16?

Tekton:

as a swift action i bring out a concealed dart

The Drufle:

Yep.

Hina Takahashi:

it reads 14 on my char sheet

Hina Takahashi:

The Drufle:

Wait

Tekton:

turn over

The Drufle:

Uh.

Tekton:

test

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The Drufle:

You're getting a random +2 from somewhere

The Drufle:

Not sure where.

Hina Takahashi has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Either way, you can act now.

Hina Takahashi:

Not deterred by the Elemental's attack, Hina moves south and swings a horizontal blow at the elemental!

Hina Takahashi:

Attack!		Greatsword
Attack Description Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+4)	vs AC		Damage (+4)
1d20(14)+4 = 18		2d6+6(11)+4 = 15 Slashing

The Drufle:

Wow

The Drufle:

15 damage?

Hina Takahashi:

DDD

The Drufle:

Geez.

The Drufle:

Fine then.

The Drufle:

Does he at least get his attack of opportunity?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Why would he?

The Drufle:

Hina moved through his threatening area.

Hina Takahashi:

oh, I though five-foot steps didn't trigger AoO

Bernard Blackbrass:

Was it only five feet?

The Drufle:

Oh that was a five foot step?

The Drufle:

Alright nevermind.

Hina Takahashi:

yeah

Tekton:

was that ohko

The Drufle:

Hina's blade slides cleanly through the magma elemental, cleaving it in half as it crumbles.

Tekton:

ohko!

Hina Takahashi has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Well then.

The Drufle:

Wasn't expecting that to happen.

Hina Takahashi:

wait what

The Drufle:

It only had 13 hit points.

Hina Takahashi:

apparently I got initiative agai

Hina Takahashi:

The Drufle:

Yeah that's just a bug.

The Drufle:

Ignore it.

Tekton:

maybe drufle forgot

Hina Takahashi:

ah alright

Bernard Blackbrass:

A bug! I'm gonna report it.

The Drufle:

Now!

The Drufle:

It's the upper elemental's turn.

Tekton:

we didnt name them

Tekton:

why are crabs harder than elementals

Bernard Blackbrass:

He's just taking it easy.

Hina Takahashi:

because they are to DIE

The Drufle:

You'd better hurry if you want to name thenm.

Hina Takahashi:

hina will BEHEAD THEM

The Drufle:

The elemental grounds himself, becoming bloated slowly.

Tekton:

ok drufle attack

The Drufle:

The elemental vomits up lava all over the ground and sits back, slightly dazed.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Next time try to leave them alive.

Hina Takahashi:

OH GOD

Bernard Blackbrass:

We have to catch them at low health.

Hina Takahashi:

G R O S S

Bernard Blackbrass:

whoa what

Tekton:

what

Tekton:

The Drufle:

Next elemental's turn!

Tekton:

elemental are you ok

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Blech."

Tekton:

maybe you should go home

The Drufle:

The second elemental copies his brethren, vomiting a square of lava onto the ground.

Bernard Blackbrass:

We'll name him Jimbo

Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.

Bernard Blackbrass:

oh god damn it

The Drufle:

Now it's Bernard's turn!

The Drufle:

Be very careful crossing that lava.

The Drufle:

It's difficult terrain, and will probably horribly burn you.

Bernard Blackbrass:

How horribly?

The Drufle:

By probably I of course mean definitely.

The Drufle:

That depends on how hard you step!

Bernard Blackbrass:

Tricky.

Bernard Blackbrass:

My 20 INT is telling me to not try and circle around them.

The Drufle:

You could roll sense motive.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Hey! I'm good at that!

The Drufle:

To try and see if there's any strategy to their machinations.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Sense Motive Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Dang.

Tekton:

maybe you should get a bucket AND GET WATER

Tekton:

woops i capslock

Hina Takahashi:

this is not terraria

Hina Takahashi:

and also this is hell

Hina Takahashi:

the water will evaporate

Tekton:

The Drufle:

Bernard realizes that the elementals are trying to create a barrier between you and them so that they can attack safely.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"They're trying to cut us off, then attack from a distance."

Tekton:

???

* Bernard Blackbrass thinks of a plan. If he had a ranged weapon... surely this wouldn't bother him.

Hina Takahashi:

"Well, then let's not sit around and let them do that!"

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Bernard Blackbrass:

"Can you take the one on the left?"

Hina Takahashi:

"Strike before they can spew more!"

Hina Takahashi:

Hina nods.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Oh if only I could charge.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Attack with greataxe. +5, because i'm a showoff.

The Drufle:

You should probably roll then.

Tekton:

oh wait i forgot i should be a masochist

Bernard Blackbrass:

I just pressed it.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I get a stack overflow.

Tekton:

i should roleplay that later

Bernard Blackbrass:

You might have to do it for me.

Tekton:

did you set your weapons correctly

The Drufle:

Oh.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Attack!		Greataxe
Crushing Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+1)	vs AC		Damage (+1)
1d20(12)+1 = 13		3d6+1(10)+1 = 11 Slashing

The Drufle:

There.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Oh sweet.

The Drufle:

Is that +5 to hit?

Bernard Blackbrass:

+6 total.

The Drufle:

Geez.

The Drufle:

Whelp.

Bernard Blackbrass:

was it a charge? I hope it was.

The Drufle:

Bernard leaps over the puddle of lava and cuts the elemental down the middle, instantly killing it.

Hina Takahashi:

DAED

Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Check."

The Drufle:

You could let them live long enough to attack twice, you know.

Tekton:

drufle you keep forgetting that

The Drufle:

I didn't forget.

Hina Takahashi:

i bet our second encounter will have slashing resistance

Bernard Blackbrass:

Wait.

The Drufle:

When you remove a token from initiative, it redoes the thing.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Intimidate Check

At-Will • Cha
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

What are you intimidating?

Tekton:

the pudde

Bernard Blackbrass:

wait how do I not have

Bernard Blackbrass:

motherfucker

Bernard Blackbrass:

No, even better idea.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I bluff him to get his attention.

Bernard Blackbrass:

...no, that's not right.

Bernard Blackbrass:

That makes it harder for Hina.

The Drufle:

He is already paying quite some attention to you.

Tekton:

i think you did full round attack

Bernard Blackbrass:

Not wise.

Tekton:

already

Bernard Blackbrass:

Oh well. I'm done then.

The Drufle:

Seeing how you just straight up parted his buddy in twain.

Jenna has received initiative.

The Drufle:

man i dont know how to play bards at all

Tekton:

im just imagine she's singing a j-pop song

Tekton:

*imagining

The Drufle:

Jenna walks up by Hina and pulls out her shortbow, aiming it at the elemental.

Tekton:

she's the bgm

* The Drufle rolls: d20+3 => 12 + 3 = 15

The Drufle:

geez

* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 6

Tekton:

did it died

The Drufle:

Really?

The Drufle:

No.

The Drufle:

But it did max damage and wow.

The Drufle:

Well she's going to just keep her song going.

Tekton has received initiative.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Is she still playing?

The Drufle:

Yes.

Tekton:

hmm

Bernard Blackbrass:

Run

Bernard Blackbrass:

get water

Bernard Blackbrass:

it's the only way

Tekton:

feh ill hex again

Tekton:

Hex		Evil Eye
The enemy is filled with dread. Penalty: AC « DC = 15 »

* The Drufle rolls: d20 => 17

The Drufle:

Ha!

* Tekton reveals his scars to the last elemental

Tekton:

damnit

Tekton:

f u

The Drufle:

Is that all you're doing?

Tekton:

i stab myself with a dart

The Drufle:

Bernard Blackbrass:

i stab tekton

Bernard Blackbrass:

not brass

Bernard Blackbrass:

i do

The Drufle:

If that's the end of your turn should I continue?

Tekton:

i forgot what else i can do

Bernard Blackbrass:

You can move.

The Drufle:

Move and swift action.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Say you're taking too much heat nonsense.

The Drufle:

Careful.

The Drufle:

Don't step on the lava!

The Drufle:

Unless you want to burn, that is.

Tekton:

i just

Tekton:

go here

Tekton:

and stab myself with a dart

The Drufle:

Very well.

Hina Takahashi has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Hina!

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Get there!"

Tekton:

"He'll be so disappointed'

Hina Takahashi:

Hina rushes towards the last elemental and tries to cut it down before it has another opportunity!

Tekton:

"I didn't even get injured"

Hina Takahashi:

maybe /that's/ an AoO?

The Drufle:

Nope.

Hina Takahashi:

Attack!		Greatsword
Attack Description Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+4)	vs AC		Damage (+4)
1d20(9)+4 = 13		2d6+6(15)+4 = 19 Slashing

The Drufle:

Entering a threatened area does not do so.

Hina Takahashi:

holy crap

Tekton:

lel

Hina Takahashi:

i hope that hits

The Drufle:

Wow you « just = Invalid expression: just. » missed.

The Drufle:

By one point.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Inevitable.

Hina Takahashi:

darn

The Drufle:

Anything else?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Inevitable.

The Drufle:

Sorry?

Tekton:

no that's an elemental

Bernard Blackbrass:

I can give that +5 to other people.

Tekton:

badum-tsh

The Drufle:

Hm.

The Drufle:

Can that just be used at any time?

Bernard Blackbrass:

If they're in my collective.

The Drufle:

The page says the bonus goes to their next attack.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Yes.

The Drufle:

Did you ever use it before she attacked?

Bernard Blackbrass:

It doesn't say specifically...

Bernard Blackbrass:

...what it's replacing, however, was swift.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Oh dear.

The Drufle:

I don't think that technically counts.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Swift isn't 'immediate'.

Bernard Blackbrass:

So it wouldn't work here.

The Drufle:

Yeah it doesn't.

The Drufle:

It had to be on your turn.

Hina Takahashi:

fine

Hina Takahashi:

it lives

The Drufle:

Good idea, but no.

The Drufle:

Any other moves Hina?

Hina Takahashi:

well, is there anything I could do

The Drufle:

Swift actions.

Tekton:

you stab yourself with your sword

Hina Takahashi:

probably not

The Drufle:

Which isn't really much, to be fair.

The Drufle:

Alright then!

The Drufle:

SUDDENLY

Hina Takahashi:

what

Tekton:

fuckin ninja

Tekton:

didnt she go down there

Bernard Blackbrass:

(>e.e)> ninja

The Drufle:

And before you ask, yes I rolled initiative for Ezra.

The Drufle:

She comes right between Hina and the elemental.

The Drufle:

She did, but then she came back around when she realized you guys weren't losing.

* The Drufle rolls: 1d20+5 => 9 + 5 = 14

The Drufle:

Just hits

* The Drufle rolls: 1d6+1 => 6 + 1 = 7

The Drufle:

Ezra appears from the steam and stabs the elemental with her blade before stepping back.

Tekton:

was taht the sneak attack

The Drufle:

No.

The Drufle:

Elementals are immune, remember?

Tekton:

hmmm yes apparently

The Drufle:

I think that's it then.

The Drufle:

She can't make any more moves.

The Drufle:

The elemental's turn now.

Tekton:

the elemental surrenders and jumps into a pokeball

The Drufle:

He melts into the ground, leaving nothing but a slightly smooth surface where he once stood.

Tekton:

aw damnit it got away

Bernard Blackbrass:

Sense Motive Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

Tekton:

Knowledge Planes Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

You don't figure anything out with either check.

Hina Takahashi:

"I suppose even elementals know when they are done for. Not much of a problem."

The Drufle:

However!

Tekton:

does it drop its wallet

Hina Takahashi:

HOLY

Tekton:

wallet made of lava

Tekton:

fuckin

The Drufle:

The elemental resurfaces by Tekton, glaring and blazing.

Tekton:

"hi"

Tekton:

fuckin earthglide

Hina Takahashi:

". . .or perhaps they are just crafty cowards."

* The Drufle rolls: 1d20+3 => 6 + 3 = 9

Tekton:

"how did it do that"

The Drufle:

oh come on really

The Drufle:

all i wanted was some murder

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Look out!"

Tekton:

20 ac beotch

The Drufle:

ah whatever I'll use his swift for something more interesting

Hina Takahashi:

how the hell do you have

Hina Takahashi:

20 AC

Tekton:

magic

Bernard Blackbrass:

Yikes.

The Drufle:

Mage armor, yeah.

Tekton:

is it gonna incinerate me

Tekton:

because im totes fine with that

Hina Takahashi:

no, it's going to give you a hug

Hina Takahashi:

a fire hug

The Drufle:

As the elemental bumps off of Tekton, he begins shaking.

Hina Takahashi:

FUJIYAMA VOLCANO

Bernard Blackbrass:

It's gonna blow!

Tekton:

is it humping me

The Drufle:

No, but it is exploding.

Tekton:

"yes i will marry you"

The Drufle:

Roll both a fortitude and a reflex save.

* The Drufle rolls: 2d6 => 7

Tekton:

Fortitutde Save

Fortitude Roll: « d20 + Fortitude = 12 + 5 = 17 »

Tekton:

Reflex Save

Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 7 + 3 = 10 »

Tekton:

oh deer

The Drufle:

Do Ghorans have a weakness to fire?

The Drufle:

I forget.

Tekton:

Bernard Blackbrass:

If you burn one bad things happen.

Tekton:

no i dont think so

The Drufle:

Huh

The Drufle:

No they do not

The Drufle:

How unusual

The Drufle:

Well, you only take three points of fire damage from the blast.

Tekton:

i have thick fat

Tekton:

« HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = -3 = -3 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" = » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" = » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" = » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" = » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" = » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Lost 3 HP!
19 / 22 HP remaining...

The Drufle:

However, you do catch on fire.

The Drufle:

I would do something about that if I were you.

Tekton:

oh yes

Tekton:

mmm

Tekton:

fire

The Drufle:

You get another reflex save

Tekton:

Reflex Save

Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 1 + 3 = 4 »

Tekton:

yay

The Drufle:

Every time you fail, I get to take damage from you.

* The Drufle rolls: 1d4 => 1

Tekton:

Survival Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

Tekton:

The Drufle:

Survival?

Tekton:

dunno

Bernard Blackbrass:

Well he's already made out of pure weed

The Drufle:

That doesn't do you any good.

The Drufle:

I'd keep rolling reflex until you stop burning.

Tekton:

i roll around on the ground

Bernard Blackbrass:

"..."

The Drufle:

That does actually give you a +2

The Drufle:

By the way.

Tekton:

this witch is on fiiirrre

The Drufle:

+4, sorry.

Tekton:

Reflex Save

Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 1 + 3 = 4 »

Tekton:

really

Bernard Blackbrass:

But the floor is hot.

The Drufle:

Nope.

* The Drufle rolls: 1d4 => 1

Tekton:

i can do this all day

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Run for the water you ignoramus!"

Tekton:

and by all day i mean 17 rounds

Tekton:

"but it feels so great"

The Drufle:

For every speed amount he runs, he would have to take another save.

Hina Takahashi:

"The sand would work too!"

Tekton:

i have a waterskin

The Drufle:

You know I really wasn't expecting a random burn to do the most damage.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"The sand sure would work! Anything but the fiery death ash."

The Drufle:

Combat is over, so you're fine to move around as you please

Hina Takahashi has received initiative.

Hina Takahashi:

Hina sheathes her blade.

The Drufle:

Make another save, Tekton

Tekton:

Reflex Save

Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 11 + 3 = 14 »

* Bernard Blackbrass gives chase, not hiding his amusement, not having to.

The Drufle:

Finally.

Hina Takahashi:

"Good, good. . . we handled that surprisingly well. Aside from the fire."

Tekton:

Heal Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

Bernard Blackbrass:

man this fire is kicking your ass

The Drufle:

Tekton finally manages to slap the fires off his skin, leaving him singed and smelling wonderful.

Tekton:

mmm

Hina Takahashi:

"We should keep searching for a way inland."

The Drufle:

That heal check gets you nothing, by the way

Tekton:

fucking

Bernard Blackbrass:

What's the CR on that?

The Drufle:

15 for basic healing.

The Drufle:

1 point per level, I think it is.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Heal Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

I suppose the party continues walking then, hm?

* Bernard Blackbrass chortles.

Hina Takahashi:

i think this isn't lava?

The Drufle:

The Horrible red stuff is lava

The Drufle:

The black is not.

Hina Takahashi:

excellent

Bernard Blackbrass:

Or it's carpet.

Tekton:

"these burns will leave wonderful scars"

Bernard Blackbrass:

See I told you we should have taken 5.

Tekton:

ninja!

Bernard Blackbrass:

Can I go north?

The Drufle:

Ezra's been with you guys what are you surprised about.

Tekton:

The Drufle:

You can't go north, no.

Tekton:

walking

Tekton:

walking

Tekton:

roleplaying walking

The Drufle:

There's a fairly significant wall of obsidian in front of you.

Bernard Blackbrass:

laughing

Bernard Blackbrass:

laughing

Bernard Blackbrass:

laughing oh hey I pick off some with my axe.

Hina Takahashi:

Hina moves inland, dusting off some of the volcanic dust from her hair.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I can craft that into chess pieces.

Tekton:

we can make sharp as hell obsisian weapons and such

The Drufle:

Which way is the party going?

Hina Takahashi:

"This place looks much easier to pass through. . . as much as a wasteland can."

The Drufle:

Hint: Some ways are better than others.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Yeah I craft weapons.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I crafted this axe.

Tekton:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

Bernard Blackbrass:

Fly Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

You hear and see nothing of interest.

The Drufle:

What?

Bernard Blackbrass:

whoops

Tekton:

Swim Check

At-Will • Str (2 x Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

North West or South?

The Drufle:

No.

Hina Takahashi:

"Let's try going further inland. We'll find a way eventually."

The Drufle:

You are not swimming in the lava.

The Drufle:

West it is then!

Tekton:

"we need to find non-flaming dirt"

Hina Takahashi:

oh boy

Hina Takahashi:

more bri-

Tekton:

jeff fucking bridges

Hina Takahashi:

holy

The Drufle:

Well well then.

Tekton:

north let's go north

Ezra:

"Looks like west isn't that bad."

Tekton:

"check your privilege"

The Drufle:

For those wondering, you don't need a roll for every square of bridge.

The Drufle:

Only three.

Bernard Blackbrass:

What's this way...

The Drufle:

One, if you're going south from the bridge.

Hina Takahashi:

"As long as we're not going south. I'd rather not travel in circles."

The Drufle:

North is more bridges!

Bernard Blackbrass:

Fuck you too Drufle

The Drufle:

(i'm grabbing these tiles randomly sorry)

Hina Takahashi:

survival check then

Hina Takahashi:

Survival Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

really?

Bernard Blackbrass:

"I want to see that last path."

Tekton:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

Bernard Blackbrass:

"I really can't cross this way."

The Drufle:

Hina, apparently forgetting literally everything she knew about how to not touch hot things

Hina Takahashi:

did

The Drufle:

Falls directly onto the searing metal.

Hina Takahashi:

did I get a stupidly low score

Hina Takahashi:

FUCK

The Drufle:

You rolled a 1.

Hina Takahashi:

FUCK YOU DICE

* The Drufle rolls: 1d8 => 6

Tekton:

mmm

Hina Takahashi:

can i just

Hina Takahashi:

take 20 on these

Tekton:

how about me

The Drufle:

You can't, no.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Diplomacy Check

At-Will • Cha
Roll: (GM Only)

Hina Takahashi:

"Agh!! Who the hell puts holes in bridges?"

Tekton:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Taking 20 requires no consequence for failure.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"There was one more path. Let's look at it."

The Drufle:

Golurk: i saw that 6.

Tekton:

The Drufle:

Tekton also falls onto the hot metal.

* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 6

Tekton:

Hina Takahashi:

these bridges

Tekton:

Bernard Blackbrass:

om nom nom players

Hina Takahashi:

are more of a threat to us

Bernard Blackbrass:

(that's the stage)

The Drufle:

I hope you guys realize that you're probably going to die from fucking bridges.

Hina Takahashi:

then the fucking enemies

Hina Takahashi:

*than

Bernard Blackbrass:

This is great.

The Drufle:

You don't have to roll anything to get back off, by the way.

* Tekton brings out a small vial of unholy water

Jenna:

"I'll just stand here and watch you guys kill yourself if you don't mind."

Tekton:

time for magical healing

The Drufle:

Jenna begins walking southward.

Hina Takahashi:

". . .better idea. Perhaps the more fleet-footed of us could just look ahead for us."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"I still want to see that path not walked."

Ezra:

"Considering I'm apparently the only person here who can walk straight, I'll go this way."

Tekton:

i cat infernal healing

Tekton:

cat

Bernard Blackbrass:

I attack the darkness.

Bernard Blackbrass:

40 feet around makes one skittish.

Hina Takahashi:

"Wonderful. More poorly-designed bridges."

Ezra:

"Oh."

Ezra:

"Hello again."

Tekton:

"Would you please stop showing off"

Ezra:

"It's not showing off, it's just being competent enough to not faceplant red iron every time I take a step."

The Drufle:

Ezra walks westward to continue searching for things.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Can I take 10 and hop the 5 feet here?

The Drufle:

Where?

The Drufle:

There?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Yes.

Tekton:

hey can we assume i finished healing

The Drufle:

I suppose so, yes.

The Drufle:

Yes you can be healed Golurk.

Tekton:

« HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = 10 = 10 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" = » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" = » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" = » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" = » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" = » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Gained 10 HP!
21 / 22 HP remaining...

Hina Takahashi:

« HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = 8 = 8 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" = » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" = » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" = » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" = » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" = » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Gained 8 HP!
23 / 23 HP remaining...

Bernard Blackbrass:

"I'll be back."

Hina Takahashi:

sweet

The Drufle:

Are you going south Bernard?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Yes, to check that last path.

Bernard Blackbrass:

And I take Jenna.

Tekton:

das illegal

The Drufle:

She frowns, but hops over the gap and walks behind you.

Tekton:

take one touhou

Hina Takahashi:

now as for us two clumsies

The Drufle:

Would Hina and Tekton like to go somewhere?

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Coming?"

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Hina! Ash!"

Tekton:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

hooooly shit

Tekton:

do i fall

Tekton:

again

Tekton:

drufle we should sleep

The Drufle:

You fucking fly directly across both bridges by some unnatural force.

Tekton:

great

Hina Takahashi:

Hina yells across the lava flow. "We should not leave Ezra so far away from the rest of us!"

The Drufle:

Because natural 20 thats why.

Hina Takahashi:

"Or. . ."

Ezra:

"You again?"

Hina Takahashi:

"That was completely unexpected."

Bernard Blackbrass:

It probably wouldn't take you farther than you shot for.

Tekton:

"hello, owl-lady"

Bernard Blackbrass:

Otherwise you'd miss a dock you jumped for.

Ezra:

"Stop following me, I'm trying to scout."

Tekton:

"this... island looks larger"

Hina Takahashi:

"Well, are we all crossing now?"

Tekton:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

Jenna:

"I suppose so."

The Drufle:

Tekton regains his comfortable blindness.

Jenna:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

Hina Takahashi:

"Hopefully I have better luck this time. . ."

Hina Takahashi:

Survival Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Wait."

The Drufle:

Jenna and Hina carefully step across the bridge without taking damage.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Bernard, however.

* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 5

Bernard Blackbrass:

« HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = -5 = -5 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" = » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" = » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" = » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" = » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" = » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Lost 5 HP!
10 / 21 HP remaining...
You are bloodied!

Bernard Blackbrass:

...now why would I take damage from cooler heat than fire...

The Drufle:

Because your resistance to fire is magical, not logical.

Hina Takahashi:

"Right then. . . one more, Jenna?"

Tekton:

after game after game gm always right

Bernard Blackbrass:

Fire resistance doesn't care if it's magical or not.

Jenna:

"You first."

Hina Takahashi:

"Suits me just fine."

Hina Takahashi:

Survival Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 1

Hina Takahashi:

ssssssssssssizzle

Hina Takahashi:

malor fried samurai

The Drufle:

I'm not even going to bother giving flavor text to these considering how often you guys fail.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 3

Bernard Blackbrass:

The Drufle:

You should probably get some healing, Bernard.

Jenna:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Jenna makes it safely, by the way.

Hina Takahashi:

Hina takes time to examine the island.

* Tekton giggles

Hina Takahashi:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

You know, I just noticed something.

Tekton:

Heal Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

The only people who haven't taken damage so far are the people who aren't actually being played.

Hina Takahashi:

it's a curse

Hina Takahashi:

a curse I tell you

The Drufle:

Tekton fails to get any considerable healing on Bernard.

The Drufle:

Hina does, however, notice that the lava fields dont seem to be quite as thick further west.

The Drufle:

Why that would be, she can't tell.

Hina Takahashi:

". . .hm. Interesting."

Bernard Blackbrass:

Maybe I should have jumped over the lava instead of the bridge.

Hina Takahashi:

EVIL DARKNESS BEGONE

Ezra:

"Again?"

Ezra:

"I thought you were heading north."

Tekton:

Knowledge Nature Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

You should probably tell me what you're rolling for, by the way.

Tekton:

somethingsomethingaboutlava

The Drufle:

Lava is hot?

Bernard Blackbrass:

I'm just taking 10.

The Drufle:

I don't know what to tell you.

Hina Takahashi:

ATTACK THE DARKNESS

Tekton:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

Bernard Blackbrass:

hina gets it

The Drufle:

Anyone want to save Tekton?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Um... damn.

Jenna:

Reflex Save

Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 12 + 5 = 17 »

Tekton:

wait did the map repeat

The Drufle:

Jenna's got him.

The Drufle:

Repeat?

The Drufle:

No, you're imagining things.

Hina Takahashi:

"Oh, wonderful. Yet another- for gods sake, can we not take a few steps without falling into the lava?"

* Bernard Blackbrass laughs.

Ezra:

"Really, it's not that hard."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Just like home."

Ezra:

"Seriously look, it's like two feet across."

Tekton:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

Bernard Blackbrass:

Just take 10!

The Drufle:

This time, Tekton leaps across the gap easily.

Tekton:

abloobloolava

Jenna:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

Hina Takahashi:

Hina doesn't seem too impressed, and takes the time to gauge the more narrow stretches of lava, as well as contemplate the potential footholds on the other side. (Take 10)

Jenna:

Heal Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

Bernard Blackbrass:

(granted, check your ranks)

The Drufle:

Well drat.

The Drufle:

Jenna can't heal Bernard's horrible wounds either.

The Drufle:

Let's just hope there aren't any other monsters hiding around.

Hina Takahashi:

where the hell did hina go

The Drufle:

So, west or north?

The Drufle:

She's right there.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Let's look west.

Hina Takahashi:

not on my screen

Hina Takahashi:

The Drufle:

Hina Takahashi:

apparently she was hugging tekton

Tekton:

laaand

The Drufle:

Really though, someone ought to heal Bernard.

The Drufle:

Or he is probably going to die soon.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Heal Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

Tekton:

does jenna have clw

The Drufle:

There we go.

Bernard Blackbrass:

It's Brass.

The Drufle:

Bernard manages to bandage his wounds so that he isn't bleeding profusely anymore.

Bernard Blackbrass:

« HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = 14 = 14 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" = » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" = » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" = » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" = » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" = » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Gained 14 HP!
21 / 21 HP remaining...

Bernard Blackbrass:

Does Heal work like that?

The Drufle:

Let's just say it does, considering how long it's been.

Hina Takahashi:

i'm sure we're going to accidentally walk into a giant spider

Hina Takahashi:

or something

The Drufle:

Otherwise you would have died.

The Drufle:

Not a spider, no.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I still wanna resist heat.

The Drufle:

You do, however, stumble upon a few thoqqua!

Hina Takahashi:

what the HELL is that

Tekton:

what the hell is that

Bernard Blackbrass:

It's the bad guys from Sonic '06!

Tekton:

what knowledge

The Drufle:

Planar

Hina Takahashi:

On sight of hostile creatures, Hina immediately draws her greatsword and enters a battle stance!

Tekton:

Knowledge Planes Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Good enough.

Tekton:

pokedex entry

The Drufle:

Thoqqua are fairly long serpentine creatures made of pure, searing magma with a superheated spine on the front.

Tekton:

and it would be nice if weaknesses too

The Drufle:

They're native to the Plane of Fire, and are somewhat intelligent.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Tekton did you get the bucket of water?

The Drufle:

Vulnerable to Cold, once again.

Tekton:

flamepenises

The Drufle:

I'd like to point out that this time, you could potentially negotiate with them, provided you have sufficient treasure.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I add them.

* The Drufle rolls: d20+2 => 20 + 2 = 22

* The Drufle rolls: d20+2 => 3 + 2 = 5

The Drufle:

You add one of them.

Bernard Blackbrass:

oh sweet

The Drufle:

The other one is utterly pissed at your attempts.

Tekton:

which one

The Drufle:

The one by you.

Tekton:

let's name one dick

Tekton:

and the other, willie

Tekton:

or willy

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Perhaps we can come to an arrangement." I at least try to look nonthreatening enough.

Tekton:

how does one spell that name

Tekton:

i forget

The Drufle:

In case you're wondering, they don't speak common.

The Drufle:

Or abyssal.

Bernard Blackbrass:

(is this bluff or diplomacy)

The Drufle:

Or infernal.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Well, at least I try to look nonthreatening.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Or friendly.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Bluff Check

At-Will • Cha
Roll: (GM Only)

Bernard Blackbrass:

or is that diplomacy

The Drufle:

Bluff is fine.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I just went Bluff because it's higher.

The Drufle:

Dick turns towards you, and the heat of its spine lowers a bit.

Tekton:

hehe

The Drufle:

If you don't have anything to offer them, they will attack.

The Drufle:

Thoqqua are incredibly territorial.

Bernard Blackbrass:

What /do/ I have...

Tekton:

I have soap

The Drufle:

They would not like soap, no.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I have soap.

Hina Takahashi:

I have tea

Hina Takahashi:

The Drufle:

They don't eat or drink, so no.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I have Tekton

Tekton:

*coughchesspieces*

The Drufle:

Jenna's jewelry would suffice, but I'd rather not throw away Asema's stuff without his permission.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I also have chess pieces too.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Shiny obsidian.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Well-crafted.

The Drufle:

Dick seems intrigued at the mention of obsidian.

The Drufle:

Or the sight, technically.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Ah yes, I did chop off a lump of it.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Would you like some?"

Hina Takahashi:

What is Willie doing?

The Drufle:

It doesn't speak common, remember.

Bernard Blackbrass:

It doesn't matter. I convey to the rest, and it nonverbally (calmly), that i'm offering this.

The Drufle:

Willie was initially glaring at Hina, ready to attack, but is now enthralled by the obsidian in Bernard's hand.

The Drufle:

Dick slowly moves towards Bernard and sticks the piece of obsidian on its spike.

Tekton:

somehow i think this is weird since it's like offering mermaid coral but who cares they're not trying to eat us right now

* Bernard Blackbrass smiles a sickening grin.

The Drufle:

After grabbing the chunk, it dives into the ground and Willie chases after it.

Hina Takahashi:

Hina lowers her sword, and raises an open palm with a free hand.

Hina Takahashi:

"Oh. Good."

Bernard Blackbrass:

Thank you Golurk.

Bernard Blackbrass:

You saved us all.

Bernard Blackbrass:

With mermaid logic.

The Drufle:

Obsidian is very rare in the Plane of Fire, and it's quite a pricey material for thoqquas to obtain.

The Drufle:

Mephits are extremely dickish merchants, you see.

Bernard Blackbrass:

So I ran into a wall of money earlier.

The Drufle:

Basically, yeah.

Bernard Blackbrass:

And I took that wall of money.

The Drufle:

Thoqqua money at least.

Tekton:

ok grood

Bernard Blackbrass:

That goes on the character sheet.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Wall of Money

The Drufle:

Wait.

The Drufle:

How much obsidian did you take?

Tekton:

he took all of it

Tekton:

all the obsidian

Tekton:

in all the timelines

The Drufle:

There was a freaking mountain of it.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I am the obsidian.

The Drufle:

There was a reason you couldn't pass it.

Tekton:

(I think he took a block?)

Tekton:

that could reasonably make a chess set

The Drufle:

Ah, whatever.

Bernard Blackbrass:

How do I change my title, like Tekton?

The Drufle:

Which direction now?

Tekton:

rclick>edit

The Drufle:

Write in the Label box.

The Drufle:

So, north west or south?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Do we get EXP for that?

The Drufle:

Hm.

Tekton:

yeah exp

The Drufle:

I'm going to go with no.

Tekton:

also for the last battle

Bernard Blackbrass:

are you kidding me

The Drufle:

Yes, I'll give you exp for the elementals.

Tekton:

how muuch

Tekton:

9000

Tekton:

Hina Takahashi:

i should get an extra 1 point for oneshotting a dude

The Drufle:

240

Hina Takahashi:

oooh!

Tekton:

The Drufle:

Write that on your character sheets, and I'll put it on Jenna's and Ezra's

Tekton:

can we stop ehre

Tekton:

or do we move a bit more

The Drufle:

Well would you like to keep going or are we done for tonight?

Bernard Blackbrass:

I attack the darkness.

Hina Takahashi:

Hina looks satisfied with the result of the last encounter. "Nice, nice. . . now I suppose we should keep going."

* Tekton makes out with the darkness

Bernard Blackbrass:

Take 10

Tekton:

Swim Check

At-Will • Str (2 x Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Stop trying to swim in lava.

The Drufle:

Your swim checks are awful anyway.

Tekton:

can we just

Tekton:

send the ninja

Tekton:

to find dirt

The Drufle:

Would you like Ezra to go ahead?

* Tekton makes out with the darkness

Bernard Blackbrass:

Take 10

The Drufle:

Alright.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Take 10

Tekton:

hey look ground

Jenna:

"Does this place ever end?"

Tekton:

nooooooo

Tekton:

Swim Check

At-Will • Str (2 x Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

Hina Takahashi:

"I believe we are starting to separate too much."

Tekton:

i am in despair

The Drufle:

The next time you try to swim in lava, I am going to take it as an actual attempt.

Tekton:

this lava field has left me in despair

Hina Takahashi:

zetsubou shita

Bernard Blackbrass:

*psst* Golurk do a fly check

Hina Takahashi:

"Hmm. Lots of solid ground here."

Tekton:

"but we might end up on that beach again"

Tekton:

oh deer

Fire Mephit 1:

"HEY"

Fire Mephit 1:

"FLESHIES"

Fire Mephit 1:

"BURN"

Tekton:

"that imp is talking to us"

Fire Mephit 1:

"FIIIIIIIIRE"

Tekton:

Knowledge Planes Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only)

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Hold on!"

Bernard Blackbrass:

Diplomacy Check

At-Will • Cha
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Fire Mephits are the most common class of Mephits to inhabit the Plane of Fire.

The Drufle:

They are incredibly devious and hateful, and love to con people out of money.

Tekton:

dicks!

The Drufle:

Sneaky: Fire mephits cannot be reasoned with.

Hina Takahashi:

"I doubt we're getting a peaceful resolution here."

The Drufle:

Unless you have, like, tons of money.

Tekton:

"is it trying to tell us something"

Bernard Blackbrass:

Oh I see. Ha ha to you too.

Hina Takahashi:

Hina points her sword at the Mephit.

Fire Mephit 1:

"BURN"

Fire Mephit 1:

"BURNNNNNNN"

Fire Mephit 1:

"MONEY?"

Fire Mephit 1:

"GIFTS?"

* Bernard Blackbrass pulls out a chunk of obsidian.

Tekton:

"I think it wants money"

Fire Mephit 1:

"NO SHINY ROCK"

Tekton:

"where was that mind-reading hobgoblin'

Fire Mephit 1:

"MONEY IS GLOWY"

Bernard Blackbrass:

If only my caster level were greater.

Fire Mephit 1:

"NO MONEY?"

Bernard Blackbrass:

Then I could send the Missive that they attack when its back is turned.

Fire Mephit 1:

"NO MONEY IS NO WORTH"

Tekton:

"it wants... gold?"

The Drufle:

The fire mephit is incredibly agitated, and begins breathing fire in the air.

Hina Takahashi:

Hina appeared to be growing impatient with the Mephit anyway.

The Drufle:

It is very unlikely that a peaceful resolution is possible anymore.

The Drufle:

FIGHT

Hina Takahashi:

Initiative Check

Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 14 + 2 = 16 »

* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 12 + 6 = 18

Bernard Blackbrass:

Initiative Check

Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 8 + 0 = 8 »

Hina Takahashi:

and here I thought I would have a chance at going first

* The Drufle rolls: d20+5 => 2 + 5 = 7

The Drufle:

Golurk: roll initiative

Tekton:

roll for me

* The Drufle rolls: d20+3 => 20 + 3 = 23

Tekton:

it doesnt work

The Drufle:

oh right

Hina Takahashi:

oooh

The Drufle:

dang

Tekton:

i moved outside

Tekton:

Initiative Check

Initiative Roll: d20 + 5 = 18 + 5 = 23

The Drufle:

Wow.

The Drufle:

The ninja goes last.

Tekton:

i should lunch while we battle

The Drufle:

Well, you're up first

Tekton has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Oh did he go to lunch right now

Tekton:

The Drufle:

Well you're up first.

Tekton:

Hex		Evil Eye
The enemy is filled with dread. Penalty: AC « DC = 15 »

* The Drufle rolls: d20+3 => 20 + 3 = 23

The Drufle:

Nope

Tekton:

poo

Bernard Blackbrass:

I don't think he's afraid of something he can burn.

Tekton:

i move in front of it??

The Drufle:

Tekton:

wait is that an aoo

The Drufle:

Sure

The Drufle:

But it is an awful idea.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Wouldn't you rather move behind the fireproof people?

Bernard Blackbrass:

"What are you doing?"

The Drufle:

That is an excellent question.

The Drufle:

Is that the end of your turn Golurk?

Hina Takahashi:

Hina puts her palm to her face.

Tekton:

The Drufle:

Alright then.

The Drufle:

Jenna's turn.

Jenna has received initiative.

The Drufle:

She begins her song once more, giving all a +1 to roll and to damage.

The Drufle:

She's going to move up, but only to get a better shot at the mephit.

The Drufle:

Her turn ends, and now it's the mephit's!

Bernard Blackbrass:

Can I even charge it now?

The Drufle:

Not with Tekton in the way, no.

Tekton:

yay

Bernard Blackbrass:

Tekton you bastard shit.

Hina Takahashi:

fucking plants

The Drufle:

Also, it's not your turn.

The Drufle:

Oh man.

The Drufle:

How bad should I make this fight?

Bernard Blackbrass:

DO IT DOC DO IT

* The Drufle rolls: 3d10+3 => 30 + 3 = 33

Bernard Blackbrass:

DO IT DOC DO IT

The Drufle:

Bernard Blackbrass:

DO IT DOC DO IT

Hina Takahashi:

can we focus all the bat on tekton

The Drufle:

holy shit

Hina Takahashi:

*bad

Bernard Blackbrass:

DO IT DOC DO IT

Tekton:

do i die

The Drufle:

But this is going to be one long fight.

Bernard Blackbrass:

DO IT DOC DO IT

Tekton:

max hp

Bernard Blackbrass:

oh fuck yeah

The Drufle:

Yep.

Hina Takahashi:

suddenly he calls 45 of his friends

The Drufle:

I could have him summon more if you like.

The Drufle:

That is one of his abilities.

Tekton:

yes

Tekton:

tpk

Bernard Blackbrass:

DO IT DOC DO IT

Hina Takahashi:

god save the queen

The Drufle:

Right now, he's just going to breathe fire at you guys.

Tekton:

is it a cone

The Drufle:

Thanks for packing so closely together, by the way.

Bernard Blackbrass:

That's right.

Tekton:

oh great

Tekton:

tanking for nothing

Tekton:

i think evil campaign means

The Drufle:

Everybody roll fortitude!

Tekton:

all the players are nice

Tekton:

the gm is pure evil

Hina Takahashi:

Fortitutde Save

Fortitude Roll: « d20 + Fortitude = 7 + 5 = 12 »

Tekton:

Fortitutde Save

Fortitude Roll: « d20 + Fortitude = 18 + 5 = 23 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

that's a sneakygame

Hina Takahashi:

oh come the fuck on

The Drufle:

Bernard Blackbrass:

Fortitutde Save

Fortitude Roll: « d20 + Fortitude = 3 + 3 = 6 »

Hina Takahashi:

i blame the rng

Jenna:

Fortitutde Save

Fortitude Roll: « d20 + Fortitude = 14 + 2 = 16 »

Hina Takahashi:

for everything

Tekton:

FORTITOOD

* The Drufle rolls: d20 => 4

Hina Takahashi:

are we all on fire

Bernard Blackbrass:

That's one manly plant.

The Drufle:

Everybody takes damage, but Jenna and Tekton take half damage.

* The Drufle rolls: 1d8 => 2

Bernard Blackbrass:

How hot is the fire?

The Drufle:

Oh.

The Drufle:

Not very hot, apparently.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Tekton:

i think resistance would apply now

Hina Takahashi:

Jenna:

Bernard Blackbrass:

It's not hot enough.

Tekton:

The Drufle:

That's all he's going to do.

Hina Takahashi has received initiative.

Bernard Blackbrass:

But yes it would apply.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I wouldn't take any damage.

Hina Takahashi:

would I get AoO'd from moving. . .here

Bernard Blackbrass:

No.

Hina Takahashi:

COOL, LET'S CUT HIM IN HALF

Bernard Blackbrass:

can I have my HP back

The Drufle:

Right, sorry.

Hina Takahashi:

Hina makes a wide swing at the Mephit!

The Drufle:

Streak wouldn't take any damage either.

Hina Takahashi:

Attack!		Greatsword
Attack Description Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+4)	vs AC		Damage (+4)
1d20(5)+4 = 9		2d6+6(12)+4 = 16 Slashing

Tekton:

i think we can forgive drufle it's like

Tekton:

1 am

Bernard Blackbrass:

« HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = 2 = 2 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" = » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" = » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" = » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" = » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" = » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Gained 2 HP!
21 / 21 HP remaining...

Hina Takahashi:

fucking fuck

Bernard Blackbrass:

I can't.

The Drufle:

Bernard Blackbrass:

That's my HP.

Bernard Blackbrass:

don't you forget it

Tekton:

did we lower its ac

The Drufle:

Nope.

Hina Takahashi:

hey wait, don't I have +5

Bernard Blackbrass:

did we moderately inconvenience it

Hina Takahashi:

proably doesn't matter anyway

The Drufle:

Oh.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I couldn't use it yet.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I could ready it for you, sure

The Drufle:

You used it from last battle, didn't you?

Bernard Blackbrass:

but I can't use it now.

Bernard Blackbrass:

It only lasts one turn.

The Drufle:

Ah.

Bernard Blackbrass:

For one attack.

The Drufle:

Nevermind then.

The Drufle:

No, you miss the mephit.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I get eight a day.

Tekton:

let's flank it

Tekton:

"let's flank it"

Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Bernard!

Bernard Blackbrass:

Speed of Thought is great.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Hold 'im down."

The Drufle:

+2 to attacks.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Roll it for me.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Attack!		Greataxe
Crushing Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+1)	vs AC		Damage (+1)
1d20(19)+1 = 20		3d6+1(10)+1 = 11 Slashing

The Drufle:

You didn't even need the +2

Tekton:

oh i know now

The Drufle:

Good!

Tekton:

sneaky didnt follow the directions in the dropbox

Tekton:

that's why stack overflow

The Drufle:

You've mildly inconvenienced him

Bernard Blackbrass:

I'm good at that.

Tekton:

isnt that a crit

Bernard Blackbrass:

If only.

The Drufle:

Wait.

Tekton:

Bernard Blackbrass:

If it were it would x3

Bernard Blackbrass:

It's not though.

Tekton:

the 20 was because +1

Tekton:

The Drufle:

Ah, right.

The Drufle:

Is that all?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Ready action to support Hina

Bernard Blackbrass:

(if she attacks)

The Drufle:

Alright.

Hina Takahashi:

wait what?

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Concentrate."

Ezra has received initiative.

Bernard Blackbrass:

You'd get the +5

Bernard Blackbrass:

it's a ready action.

Hina Takahashi:

The Drufle:

Ezra runs up behind the Mephit and slices with her blade.

Hina Takahashi:

we're flanking him like four ways does that mean we get a decent bonus

The Drufle:

No.

* The Drufle rolls: 1d20+5 => 8 + 5 = 13

The Drufle:

Whelp.

The Drufle:

Ezra misses the mephit as it dodges away.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Perhaps I misjudged Ezra's distance.

Bernard Blackbrass:

My first idea was to pick her.

The Drufle:

Not really anything else she can do.

Tekton has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Tekton!

Tekton:

Bernard Blackbrass:

Use your Flurry of Blows!

Tekton:

i hug it

Tekton:

wait im thinking

Tekton:

Hex		Evil Eye
The enemy is filled with dread. Penalty: AC « DC = 15 »

Tekton:

of course

* The Drufle rolls: d20+3 => 7 + 3 = 10

The Drufle:

whelp

Tekton:

i keep forgetting a successful save still makes it effective for one round

The Drufle:

Oh, really?

Tekton:

yes

The Drufle:

You probably should have mentioned that.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Let's do the time warp again.

Hina Takahashi:

what does evil eye do anyway

The Drufle:

Well, now he's at 15 AC

Hina Takahashi:

The Drufle:

Is that all Golurk?

Tekton:

i move here

The Drufle:

MURDER ALL

Hina Takahashi:

RING OF FIRE

Jenna has received initiative.

Hina Takahashi:

WHOOPS

Bernard Blackbrass:

Did Ezra actually hit then?

The Drufle:

Nope.

Tekton:

"jenna block it"

* The Drufle rolls: 1d20+3 => 9 + 3 = 12

The Drufle:

Well bollocks.

Hina Takahashi:

why does the rng hate everyone

Tekton:

do we all die

Bernard Blackbrass:

Just you survive.

The Drufle:

No, that was Jenna rolling to hit with her bow.

The Drufle:

And she whiffed.

Tekton:

yay

Bernard Blackbrass:

did she hit someone

The Drufle:

Nope.

Tekton:

keep up that j-pop toohoo

The Drufle:

But now it's the mephit's turn.

Hina Takahashi:

DEAD

The Drufle:

And I do have a quick question for the party.

Tekton:

it moves away

The Drufle:

If I have a move that will most likely instakill someone, should I just not use it?

Tekton:

this mephit has left the party in despair

Bernard Blackbrass:

DO IT DOC DO IT

Bernard Blackbrass:

DO IT DOC DO IT

Tekton:

do it

Hina Takahashi:

please dont :

Tekton:

(yes dont)

The Drufle:

I mean

The Drufle:

Fire mephits have a ray that shoots 4d6 damage

Hina Takahashi:

i mean god /damn/

Hina Takahashi:

i what

Bernard Blackbrass:

the fuck were you thinking

Tekton:

drufle r u drunk

Bernard Blackbrass:

RIP THAT SHIAT

The Drufle:

I have no clue why thats so obscenely powerful.

The Drufle:

So no, we won't be using that.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Well

Bernard Blackbrass:

Mephits weren't intended to be used here...

Tekton:

it's because level 1 adventurers fight rhinos

Bernard Blackbrass:

so early!

Tekton:

and goblins

* The Drufle rolls: 1d20+5 => 5 + 5 = 10

* The Drufle rolls: 1d20+5 => 16 + 5 = 21

Bernard Blackbrass:

And level 8 adventurers fight bars.

Bernard Blackbrass:

bears*

Tekton:

they also fight bars

The Drufle:

Wow

The Drufle:

I hit Tekton's AC

Bernard Blackbrass:

Sneaky fought a bar once.

The Drufle:

I'm quite proud of myself.

Tekton:

* The Drufle rolls: 1d3+1 => 1 + 1 = 2

Tekton:

The Drufle:

And make a fort save

Bernard Blackbrass:

uh oh, the fire

The Drufle:

Because guess what you might get to do again!

The Drufle:

Reflex

The Drufle:

Sorry

Tekton:

Reflex Save

Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 15 + 3 = 18 »

The Drufle:

Good for you.

The Drufle:

No fire.

Hina Takahashi:

OFF WITH ITS HEAD

Hina Takahashi:

OFF WITH ITS HEAD

Tekton:

rifurekusuu

* The Drufle rolls: 1d20+10 => 9 + 10 = 19

Bernard Blackbrass:

I helped.

Tekton:

yay it moved

The Drufle:

And so the mephit flies directly over Tekton.

Tekton:

our plans are ruined

Bernard Blackbrass:

wait what

Hina Takahashi:

all out attack

The Drufle:

You do all get AoO

The Drufle:

So attempt those if you like

Bernard Blackbrass:

Roll mine.

Hina Takahashi:

Attack!		Greatsword
Attack Description Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+4)	vs AC		Damage (+4)
1d20(12)+4 = 16		2d6+6(11)+4 = 15 Slashing

The Drufle:

Except Golurk

Tekton:

Attack!		Morningstar
smack Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+0)	vs AC		Damage (+0)
1d20(2)+0 = 2		1d8(3)+0 = 3 Bludgeoning and Piercing

Tekton:

The Drufle:

He doesn't get one.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Attack!		Greataxe
Crushing Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+1)	vs AC		Critical Fail!
1d20(1)+1		E P I C F A I L

Bernard Blackbrass:

We told you no fool.

The Drufle:

Well, Hina hits.

Hina Takahashi:

The Drufle:

Oh boy he's bloodied.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I like the candy coated frosting I got.

Tekton:

does it rain blood

* The Drufle rolls: 1d20+5 => 3 + 5 = 8

The Drufle:

It does not, no.

Tekton:

does it rain fire

The Drufle:

This is going to make him more interesting if he lives to his next turn.

Hina Takahashi has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Which he won't

Bernard Blackbrass:

I told you man use the instakill.

The Drufle:

Because there's five of you before him.

Hina Takahashi:

"Hiyaaaaaaah!" Hina give it a good swing in the back as he runs.

Bernard Blackbrass:

It makes the fight fair.

Hina Takahashi:

oh hey

Hina Takahashi:

I get to swing another

The Drufle:

Yep.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Are you sure?

The Drufle:

Well it is her turn.

Hina Takahashi:

fair fight or not, probably not fun for anyone to get a character exploded before plot even happens

Hina Takahashi:

Hina follows up with another blow.

Hina Takahashi:

Attack!		Greatsword
Attack Description Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+4)	vs AC		Damage (+4)
1d20(18)+4 = 22		2d6+6(14)+4 = 18 Slashing

The Drufle:

Whelp.

Hina Takahashi:

ehehehehe

Tekton:

yes

The Drufle:

You just made giblets of that mephit.

Tekton:

gogo samuri

Bernard Blackbrass:

Wait

Tekton:

does it drop mephit giblets

Bernard Blackbrass:

why do you get more than one AoO?

The Drufle:

She doesn't

The Drufle:

It was her turn.

Hina Takahashi:

it was my turn right after

Bernard Blackbrass:

Oh. Neat.

Hina Takahashi:

"At least this one wasn't too smart."

The Drufle:

An extra 160 exp for all

Bernard Blackbrass:

So what's the normal EXP?

Tekton:

1600 more to go

The Drufle:

Normal?

Hina Takahashi:

1600 more?

The Drufle:

Yeah

Tekton:

to next level

The Drufle:

You should all be at 400 now

The Drufle:

2000 is the first level

Hina Takahashi:

Hina keeps on moving south.

Hina Takahashi:

Ah.

Hina Takahashi:

yes

Tekton:

diiiirt!

Bernard Blackbrass:

awright more money

Tekton:

The Drufle:

You see the lava fading away, and the black rock turns to sand and dust.

Tekton:

no brass it's food

Bernard Blackbrass:

I bet this is money for tombola stand owners!

Tekton:

for you at least

Ezra:

"Finally, no more lava."

Tekton:

suddenly earth elementals

The Drufle:

No, I think you've had enough fights for one night.

Bernard Blackbrass:

lies

The Drufle:

Although really it's more like I'm getting increasingly incoherent.

Hina Takahashi:

"Ha! We're not dead yet! Now. . . where ARE we?"

The Drufle:

Due to the fact that it's 1:30 in the morning.

The Drufle:

Would someone like to roll perception?

Tekton:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

Bernard Blackbrass:

Knowledge (Psionics) Check

At-Will • IntBonus
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Ah, good ol' ghoran blindness.

The Drufle:

Psionics?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Blindness is contagious I see.

Tekton:

Fly Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)

Bernard Blackbrass:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

Bernard Blackbrass:

I roll Perception to spot the fly.

Hina Takahashi:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

really

Hina Takahashi:

do we ALL suck at perception

The Drufle:

Can someone roll higher than a 5?

The Drufle:

Please?

Tekton:

lel

Tekton:

take 20

Bernard Blackbrass:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)

The Drufle:

Thank you Bernard.

Hina Takahashi:

take 30

Tekton:

take 9001

Tekton:

the ninja didnt try

The Drufle:

Peering off into the distance, Bernard sees mostly nothing but wasteland and dust.

Hina Takahashi:

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

Tekton:

great

The Drufle:

However, he also sees some buildings.

Tekton:

naniiiii

The Drufle:

Do we go visit the buildings today, or leave that for next week?

Tekton:

(i bet its mirages)

Bernard Blackbrass:

We go now.

Tekton:

yes lets find bed

Tekton:

how far is it

Hina Takahashi:

I say leave it

Hina Takahashi:

maybe then the other two can get some action

Bernard Blackbrass:

Or we can huddle up in the sand food.

Tekton:

oh yeah

The Drufle:

It's about 4 hours walk, judging by their size.

Tekton:

then let's

The Drufle:

So yes, let's leave it here tonight.

Tekton:

SAVESTATE

Tekton:

huddle

Tekton:

f u

The Drufle:

Maybe you guys will get better at being evil once you're not being killed constantly.

Hina Takahashi:

LAWFUL NEUTRAL

The Drufle:

Ok yes excluding Hina.

Tekton:

I will kill them in their sleep

Hina Takahashi:

also known as "probably won't gut EVERYBODY"

Bernard Blackbrass:

I will be killed in my sleep.

Tekton:

i dont have guts

Bernard Blackbrass:

I do.

The Drufle:

If you guys want to leave the server now, I'll pack things up.

Hina Takahashi:

alrighty

Bernard Blackbrass:

Nah i'm good.

Tekton:

wait the log

Bernard Blackbrass:

I'll help.