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WE INTERRUPT YOUR INTENSE LOG GAZING FOR THIS THING.
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Tekton:
|
which spell list did you use drufle
|
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Tekton:
|
er
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The Drufle:
|
the pfsrd one
|
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Tekton:
|
which site did you get the number of
spells from
|
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The Drufle:
|
well i counted the spells
|
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The Drufle:
|
is how i got the numbers
|
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Ezra:
|
i done counted my spellsings miss
teacher
|
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Tekton:
|
mmm unnatural ust
|
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Tekton:
|
lust
|
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The Drufle:
|
yeah lets not
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Now what's that about.
|
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Tekton:
|
Your target is filled with lust and
desire for a single creature or object as designated by you at the
time of casting. That creature or object must be within the
spell's range and perceivable by the target of the spell. The
target is filled with the compulsion to rush to the subject of its
lust and passionately kiss or caress that subject on its next
turn, taking no other actions. If the target would not normally
have lustful feelings toward the designated creature or object, it
receives a +4 bonus on its saving throw.
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Tekton:
|
best spell
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Ezra:
|
i love you plant-san
|
|
Our zeroes now have the whole wide world open to them. Unfortunatly, it was a featureless desert. So they committed Grand Theft Auto! With their sweet new wheels, they park next to a pyramid of some kind! It's probably safe.
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The Evil Saga! Chapter 4 ~ Owlbots! Roll out! Perceptionize!!
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Ezra:
|
Actually do we need a quick recap
|
|
Ezra:
|
do it dbz style drufle
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The Drufle:
|
I dunno, does anyone need a recap?
|
|
Ezra:
|
on the last episode of ezra and the
owlbitches
|
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The Drufle:
|
I can recap it for the folks at home I
guess.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
owlbitches
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
|
owlbitches
|
|
The Drufle:
|
LAST TIME ON EVERYTHING HATES THE
PLAYERS
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You guys committed cold-blooded murder!
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
Just like a good evil party!
|
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The Drufle:
|
And high theft!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And now you have a magical stone wagon
with a bunch of gemsteeds.
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|
Hina Takahashi:
|
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
|
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Ezra:
|
They have names!
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|
The Drufle:
|
(Which is conveniently placed in a
different area so I don't have to keep redrawing it)
|
|
Ezra:
|
we parked it in the designated space
|
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The Drufle:
|
But yeah, that happened.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Grand Theft Horse
|
|
The Drufle:
|
After collecting a few things from the
wagon, the party has made their way to the aforementioned temple.
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Tekton:
|
grrr hoomans
|
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The Drufle:
|
Which is where we are now.
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Ezra:
|
Of the Dead Ancients
|
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Ezra:
|
Who Are Now Irrelevant, Because Of
Dying
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
tomb of horrors
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, you have no clue who these
people were.
|
|
Ezra:
|
NO ITS NOT THAT
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Nobody said anything about them really.
|
|
Tekton:
|
maybe there were sheeple
|
|
Tekton:
|
*they
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It's amazing.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So I suppose I should give a quick
description of this temple.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's really freaking tall.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Like, at least ten stories.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Very steep stairs.
|
|
Tekton:
|
i bet there's gonna be a giant rolling
ball
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Wait no not ten stories.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
So we /do/have to make climbchecks
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I forgot my measurements.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
ten miles
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Excuse me, brain malfunction.
|
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Tekton:
|
10 micrometers
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's more like two to the top, and
then an altar at the top you can barely see.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Careful of the sand here."
|
|
Tekton:
|
at the top is a bell where the gym
leader is
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, the (light/dark/moreorange) sand
is still bad.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Don't touch that.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Urtar floats, bro.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
no urtar
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He don't care about quicksand.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"It looks like a long way up. .. "
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
quicksand sucks you in
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
"It's been a long way getting here.
What's another long way for the pile?"
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"This was a day's jog at most."
|
|
Tekton:
|
"adventurrre /s"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
(actually the trip was more like
twenty minutes)
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Let's take a look at these stairs,
then..."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
(the temple wasn't that far guys)
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
No no. I climb the wall.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The temple is made of some sort of
sandstone, and is heavily eroded.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The discolorations suggest that few of
the bricks came from the same quarry.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Other than that, you don't see
anything unusual.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
^ to notice the stairs
|
|
Tekton:
|
wait so we left the cart unattended
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass sees sandstone stairs.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Looks old. Lot of history here."
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Climb Check
|
At-Will • Str (Armor Check Penalty) Roll:
(GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The cart isn't really unattended, no.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
to reach the stairs
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Doubt there's much being made now,
though."
|
|
Tekton:
|
oh ok
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Gemsteeds are fairly sentient.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Why are you reaching the stairs, Brass?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Just walk up them.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
i'm on the wall
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You succeed, whatever you're trying to
do.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
and i'm scared of heights
|
|
The Drufle:
|
In fact hop up the wall if you want.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Seems stable, at least."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
One moment, everyone.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Say, why are the little guys coming
with us?
|
|
Ezra:
|
They're spotters, right?
|
|
Tekton:
|
"hey follow us, smoke monsters"
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Are you sure they should?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
As a fairly precarious area, I'm going
to need you to make small steps.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Surprisingly the temple isn't trying
to kill us, at leats."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So that I know if you hit anything
awful.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
*least
|
|
Tekton:
|
oh yeah they should be making
perception checks
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Tekton: not smoke.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I doubt they could take a single hit,
really."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Earthen zhyens have stone bottoms, not
smoky.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Maybe they should stay with the loot."
|
|
Oret:
|
"If it pleases the masters, we would
rather not enter the temple."
|
|
Tekton:
|
"hardasses"
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Less people for me to focus on
anyway."
|
|
Urtar:
|
"Yes, this place feels bad to us."
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Feels bad? How do you mean?"
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Keep out of sight, find us if
something goes wrong."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Okay. Go keep an eye on the wagon for
us. Is there parhaps a way for them to contact us from there?"
|
|
Tekton:
|
"guard reginald then"
|
|
Oret:
|
"Many dark feelings, I feel."
|
|
Oret:
|
"Something is not quite right, we
think."
|
|
Tekton:
|
"Maybe it's constipation"
|
|
Oret:
|
"We shall watch the horses of stone,
if it pleases you."
|
|
Tekton:
|
"Everyone here *does* eat rocks"
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Again, stay out of sight if something
bad approaches."
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
"No problem at all! Hopefully you
don't get too bored! Have fun!"
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Better to relay info on what it was."
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Then we will rid the place of this
darkness. We're not going anywhere just yet. . ."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The two zhyens nod and fly off into
the sands.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I dunno, what's the plural for zhyen.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Anyway, small steps.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Well, now I am 80% convinced we are
doomed, without our bait. Who volunteers? No one? Really?"
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Oh, fine. I'll go."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass suddenly takes the front.
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We will go."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
In front of you is a small collumnade.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"After Ezra" with a meaningful look.
|
|
Ezra:
|
What's everyone's perception bonuses,
btw?
|
|
Ezra:
|
Mine is +2
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
7 I think.
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Neither of you see anything
particularly unusual.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Also I trigger Conceal Thoughts and
Detect Psionics because ahaha yeah right.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
As Ezra steps into the room, the
columns begin shaking.
|
|
Tekton:
|
grood
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Back up girl."
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
+0 yeeeeeah
|
|
Ezra:
|
"What, a rat never wandered in here or
anything?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
A wall suddenly appears, blocking off
the western passage.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"...You know, a sand rat...or
something."
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Well, it could have been worse."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass idly gazes up at the
entrance he's standing in.
|
Tekton:
|
"That's a really dirty wall."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Wasting no time, I see."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Ahem."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Some of the symbols on the columns
begin whirling, and two orbs of magic fly off the walls.
|
|
Tekton:
|
wat
|
* Bernard Blackbrass only smiles wryly at them.
|
The Drufle:
|
One is glowing red, and is flashing
wildly.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Are they enemies? I can never tell
with these things."
|
|
Tekton:
|
wait
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The other is reaching for the party
with its ochre tendrils.
|
|
Tekton:
|
is that the sihedron
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Tendrils. Right. Kill it."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It might be, yeah.
|
|
Tekton:
|
that's a picture of the sihedron
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That's not what they actually are.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Back up. I think they're attackingu
s."
|
|
Tekton:
|
mmm ancient civilization
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I just couldn't find a better pog.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Hello."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass sends a Missive.
"Greetings."
|
The Drufle:
|
The orange one begins advancing,
moving towards the closest party member.
|
|
Tekton:
|
"Are you trying to talk to glowy
symbols"
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
That's me I guess.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass almost responds with a
witty quip, but... suddenly it advanced.
|
The Drufle:
|
It is flashing, and is moving closer
by the second.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I'm not sure it's friendly!"
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Knowledge Arcana Check
|
At-Will • Int Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Spellcraft Check
|
At-Will • Int Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You know nothing about these, Tekton.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
What's that for?
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Knowledge (Psionics) Check
|
At-Will • IntBonus Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
* The Drufle rolls: 1d20+2 => 5 + 2 = 7
|
The Drufle:
|
Well the symbol attempts to slap you,
but misses.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass looks it square in the
'eye'. "Well? What was /that/?"
* Bernard Blackbrass brings out his axe, then
tries to smack it with the flat of the blade.
|
The Drufle:
|
It is continuing to glow brighter,
seemingly more hungry for Bernard.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
actually no.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I back up a step.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You should make an attack roll if you
want to hit it.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yeah. -4
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greataxe
|
Crushing Targets: One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+1)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+1)
|
|
1d20(9)+1 = 10
|
3d6+1(8)+1 = 9 Slashing
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Then back up.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You do not hit it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The red one, at the same time.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Flies around the orange one to Hina.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
can i stab it
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And launches a bolt of fire at her.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
I GUESS NTO
|
|
Ezra:
|
So like
|
|
Ezra:
|
Initiative or
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Make a reflex save.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina, Brass, and Ezra.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Reflex Save
|
|
Reflex Roll: « d20
+ Reflex = 18 + 2 = 20 »
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Ohhh..."
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Reflex Save
|
|
Reflex Roll: « d20
+ Reflex = 17 + 5 = 22 »
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Reflex Save
|
|
Reflex Roll: « d20
+ Reflex = 6 + 0 = 6 »
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hmm
|
|
Ezra:
|
that should be +7...
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So only Bernard doesn't save.
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6 => 8
* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 2
* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 5
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina takes 4 damage.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
and Brass, 5.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -5 = -5 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost 5 HP! 16
/ 21 HP remaining...
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Reduced to zero, if fire.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ah, of course.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = 5 = 5 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Gained
5 HP! 21
/ 21 HP remaining...
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -4 = -4 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost 4 HP! 19
/ 23 HP remaining...
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Now /that/ I understand."
|
|
Ezra:
|
lawl
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So only Hina, then.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So a magical symbol just blasted the
party with a bolt of fire.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
In Abyssal, "Fools right."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Loud and clear."
|
|
Ezra:
|
""
|
|
Ezra:
|
erm
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Is the party going to do anything
about it?
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 1 + 0 = 1 »
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
why arent we rolling initiative
|
|
Ezra:
|
"(Fools what?)"
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 5 + 5 = 10 »
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
ack
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Right, I knew these were no good!"
Hina draws her sword.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"(These two.)"
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 12 + 2 = 14 »
|
|
* Asema rolls: 1d20+3 => 12 + 3 = 15
|
Tekton:
|
roll me
|
|
Ezra:
|
roll yerself
|
|
Tekton:
|
drufle
|
Only Tekton's owners can impersonate or run macros on it.
|
Tekton:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: d20 + 5 = 18 + 5 = 23
|
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 18 + 6 = 24
* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 14 + 6 = 20
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yes that's great. The people right in
front get the worst rolls.
|
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
All they have to do is move to the
front together (and that makes sense really).
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, first up is gluttony!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It moves back towards Bernard, then
begins glowing with a black energy.
|
|
Tekton:
|
what the hell are we fighting
|
* The Drufle rolls: 1d10+1 => 10 + 1 = 11
|
The Drufle:
|
I should also roll health for these
guys.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So gluttony gains 11 temp hp!
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Tekton: evil
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d10 => 18
* The Drufle rolls: 2d10 => 7
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
fight evil with evil
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
well
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
look on the bright side
|
|
Tekton:
|
oh wait i found it
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
hina could cleave them both to death
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Right then, that's all hes going to do.
|
Tekton has received initiative.
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Did something happen to me?
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Tekton, use the forbidden magics of
your people!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is just staring there, flashing
hungrily.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"They've got tendrils!"
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Sense Motive Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You really shouldn't be making checks
when it isn't your turn.
|
|
Tekton:
|
can i even
|
|
Tekton:
|
i dont i think i can do anything
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
climb the stairs
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
get a tactical advantage
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
climb the wall I mean
|
|
Ezra:
|
can i stand on those squares above and
below those two in the front?
|
|
Tekton:
|
what knowledge check do these things
need
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, you cannot.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
These would be uh.
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Knowledge Arcana Check
|
At-Will • Int Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You recognize these as Runic
guardians, often used as sentinels for temples and tombs.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They are crafted with a particular
school of magic in mind, and likewise a great sin.
|
|
Tekton:
|
"the voice in the sky said Runic
guardians, often used as sentinels for temples and tombs."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"The sky? You mean your brain?"
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I mean -that's- up."
|
|
Tekton:
|
"exactly"
|
|
Tekton:
|
ok uh let's
|
|
Ezra:
|
"If the enchantments are still active,
that means there's still something in here."
|
|
Tekton:
|
how do we attack here it's so cramped
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is a walled temple.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
very carefully
|
|
Ezra:
|
if we got inside we'd have more room
to move..
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also, I'm going to make these magic
walls more clear.
|
|
Ezra:
|
i don't suppose i could dive in there
or something
|
|
Tekton:
|
can i attack the symbols with people
in the way
|
|
Tekton:
|
no with normal...things
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If you're going to throw something
over two people, I'd say no.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Consider that he's also aiming up
stairs.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not without an acrobatics check.
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
Fighting from low ground is a -1
to-hit penalty, I think.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That sounds right, yes.
|
|
Tekton:
|
can i move there
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well then, you just moved past enemies.
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
Whereas high ground is a +1 to-hit
bonus.
|
|
Tekton:
|
fucking
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
So they have a very slight advantage
over us overall.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
that irks me really.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Really it's more difficult to shoot
down.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
not really
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So is Tekton going to do anything,
or...
|
|
Ezra:
|
This sounds like a delightful debate
but let's get going.
|
|
Tekton:
|
any suggestions
|
|
Ezra:
|
i dunno zap it
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
enemies that are coming up at you
generally move slightly slower and since projectiles tend to arc
down it's easier to shoot down
|
|
Ezra:
|
can you zap
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
BUT THAT IS A THING TO DISCUSS LATER
|
|
Tekton:
|
no
|
|
Ezra:
|
what can you do
|
|
Tekton:
|
i'll just
|
|
Tekton:
|
bring out some potions of something
|
|
Ezra:
|
maybe i could throw you in there
|
|
Tekton:
|
also darts
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I would allow that, sure.
|
|
Ezra:
|
how heavy are plants anyway
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If you get a good enough roll.
|
|
Tekton:
|
so if i get a line of sight i can
attackings
|
|
Ezra:
|
what roll is that
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Acrobatics, I'd think.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or a strength check.
|
|
Ezra:
|
i could possibly get myself in there
with acrobatics
|
|
Ezra:
|
a strength check i don't see doing
much though
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well if Tekton isn't going to do
anything, I'd like to continue.
|
|
Tekton:
|
ok
|
|
Ezra:
|
use Defend!
|
|
Ezra:
|
if thats a thing
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Total defense is a thing.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Transform! Total Defense Mode!!
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
You can even move with it.
|
|
Tekton:
|
next turn
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Walk right in!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well then, it's Wrath's turn.
|
|
Ezra:
|
is there still a wall to the right of
him
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's not a wall, it's just a steep
slope.
|
|
Ezra:
|
oh
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They can pass over those areas fine.
|
|
Tekton:
|
btw drufle if you'd like a picture and
it's in a book you dont have just ask me
|
|
Ezra:
|
i thought this was a room for some
reason
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Does that clear things up?
|
|
Ezra:
|
I got it
|
|
Ezra:
|
now show us the wrath
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, Wrath is going to shoot a fire
bolt at Jenna.
|
|
Ezra:
|
of this shitty light ball
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
OH NO!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Jenna, Tekton, and Ezra, make reflex
saves.
|
* Asema rolls: 1d20+5 => 15 + 5 = 20
|
Ezra:
|
|
Reflex Save
|
|
Reflex Roll: « d20
+ Reflex = 7 + 5 = 12 »
|
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
Fortunately, Jenna is amazing.
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6 => 8
* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 5
* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 5
|
The Drufle:
|
Jenna and Ezra both save.
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -4 = -4 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost 4 HP! 16
/ 20 HP remaining...
|
|
Ezra:
|
he can't seem to roll himself?
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Reflex Save
|
|
Reflex Roll: « d20
+ Reflex = 4 + 3 = 7 »
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Did Hina get an attack of opportunity?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, he fails.
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Reflex Save
|
|
Reflex Roll: « d20
+ Reflex = 18 + 3 = 21 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
We'll use yours, I suppose.
|
|
Tekton:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -3 = -3 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost 3 HP! 19
/ 22 HP remaining...
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
who would be suicidal enough to
trigger an attack of opportunity from hina
|
|
Tekton:
|
i was looking for the reference
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
(would I get one though)
|
|
Tekton:
|
so these things are like tiny statues
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I keep forgetting.
|
|
Tekton:
|
shaped like letters
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I thought you only get an aoo from
leaving a threatened area.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not from moving through one.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It was a ranged attack.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Forgot about that.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Unless this is something different.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, it's an ordinary spell.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Take a swing.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Hina strikes at Wrath as it casts a
spell at her allies behind her.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greatsword
|
This sword can cut through anything! Mostly! Targets:
One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+4)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+4)
|
|
1d20(4)+4 = 8
|
2d6+6(12)+4 = 16 Slashing
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
nice to hit there hina
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And you miss.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So yeah, they got fired.
|
|
Tekton:
|
naisu
|
Jenna Callahan has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Jenna's turn, then.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Okay, you use YOUR forbidden technique
of your people.
|
|
Ezra:
|
We got thiiiis.
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Fly Check
|
At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty) Roll:
(GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There shall be no flying.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
no, he was checking for flies
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
Jenna will, of course, activate
Inspired Courage as a standard action and five foot step next to
Hina and Ezra.
|
|
Ezra:
|
bzzz
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
Inspire Courage, rather.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, there aren't any flies.
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
Everyone gains +1 to hit and +1
damage! Enjoy.
|
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
because ezra didn't need to get in
there and swing
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina can take more swings then.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Go Go Wrath Girl
|
|
Ezra:
|
Use the forbidden sword swing of your
people!
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
YES
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Hina swings her blade at Wrath.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greatsword
|
This sword can cut through anything! Mostly! Targets:
One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+4)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+4)
|
|
1d20(10)+4 = 14
|
2d6+6(12)+4 = 16 Slashing
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
does a 15 hit
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Poor, poor Wrath.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So much fire, so little health.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I'm going to miss the heat, really."
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
Jenna interrupts her singing briefly.
"Great job, Hina!"
|
|
Ezra:
|
"No wait, we're in a desert, right."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass whistles peacefully.
"Feels calmer all of a sudden."
Ezra has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra can go then.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Okay can I boost over those two in
front of me and lnad on the other side
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
indeed
|
|
Ezra:
|
Is that a standard thing to do with it
or am I being really ridiculous
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That's a move.
|
|
Ezra:
|
I can't gauge my wackiness here, it is
just off the charts
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Hold back girl."
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"I've had enough of this fire. Let's
finish the last one off."
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We got this."
|
|
Ezra:
|
right well
|
|
The Drufle:
|
My, that is a weird pog.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'll just use these for now.
|
|
Ezra:
|
guess i'll give it a shot
|
|
Ezra:
|
for fun
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Acrobatics Check
|
At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty) Roll:
(GM Only)
|
|
* Bernard Blackbrass looks a bit worried.
|
Ezra:
|
what'd i roll
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Try not to roll a 1 when you're
vaulting over people.
|
|
Tekton:
|
you trip fall down the stars and die
|
|
Ezra:
|
well i got that there +9
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, but that's not nearly high
enough.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
No, you trip and roll down the stairs,
taking 1d6 per ten feet.
|
|
Ezra:
|
ninjas don't fall
|
|
Ezra:
|
so i just don't succeed then?
|
|
Ezra:
|
okay..
|
|
Tekton:
|
they disagree with gravity
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, it's high enough that you don't
horribly fail.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Can I throw a star past him?
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'm not sure how that works
|
|
Ezra:
|
or is he too in the way
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I think so, I don't think allies
significantly affect line of sight.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass raises his axe lazily,
judging the heft, judging his foe, yawning, then before finishing that,
brings it careening down upon his foe inevitably.
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(oh wait)
|
|
Tekton:
|
booo
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+5 => 18 + 5 = 23
|
The Drufle:
|
That was just a move action, she still
has a standard.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You hit, yes.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d2+1 => 1 + 1 = 2
|
Ezra:
|
pff
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So Bernard, you were attacking?
|
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Bernard Blackbrass raises his axe
lazily, judging the heft, judging his foe, yawning, then before
finishing that, brings it careening down upon his foe inevitably.
|
|
Ezra:
|
i should just get a bow huh
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
And add a +5
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or that crossbow, yeah.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greataxe
|
Crushing Targets: One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+1)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+1)
|
|
1d20(3)+1 = 4
|
3d6+1(12)+1 = 13 Slashing
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Didn't someone else take that?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'm going to go with no.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I think Bernard actually did.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or he said he was going to.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But yeah, even with a +5 and a +1 you
don't hit.
|
|
Ezra:
|
In any case, does it even fire arrows?
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
That does it, I move this a way.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's his turn then!
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Bring it, fatty!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He feels like having more health.
|
|
Ezra:
|
(his name is gluttony that is the joke)
|
* The Drufle rolls: 1d10+1 => 1 + 1 = 2
|
The Drufle:
|
A maximum and a minimum.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
How appropriate.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Is he full
|
|
Ezra:
|
I could empty his stomach for him.
|
|
Ezra:
|
I've done it before.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
do I get to swing at him
|
|
Tekton:
|
what's that supposed to be
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greataxe
|
Crushing Targets: One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+1)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+1)
|
|
1d20(20)+1 = 21
|
3d6+1(17)+1 = 18 Slashing
|
|
1d20(4)+1 = 5
|
3d6+1(14)+1 = 15 Slashing
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
oshi
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well the first hits, the second
doesn't.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So just the 19.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Whoopsie."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Just broke the poor thing, you bastard.
|
|
Tekton:
|
false life or
|
|
The Drufle:
|
False life, yeah.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also I just realized that Hina should
get another attack.
|
|
Ezra:
|
oh wait i forgot the +1 to my star x_x
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I should really start moving these
guys away first.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Remember next time, Ezra.
|
|
Ezra:
|
indeed
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina: you have another swing.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Don't screw it up.
|
|
Ezra:
|
if only we could have two macro'd
weapons
|
|
Ezra:
|
maybe he's pooping
|
|
Ezra:
|
you don't know
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, I dunno where he went.
|
|
Ezra:
|
well, you can do it right
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greatsword
|
This sword can cut through anything! Mostly! Targets:
One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+4)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+4)
|
|
1d20(16)+4 = 20
|
2d6+6(11)+4 = 15 Slashing
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
DEAD
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, that ended earlier than I had
hoped.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The battle is over.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'll add the exp to your sheets, one
moment.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Good work, then."
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"We smell a bit toasty, but we're
fine. . . now do we go further?"
|
|
Tekton:
|
✧
|
* Bernard Blackbrass grumbles through
drowsiness.
|
Tekton:
|
where are the buttons to this elevator
|
|
Tekton:
|
✵
|
|
Ezra:
|
"The wall will disappear, I expect.
Just like in the stories."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Man, you guys are so close to leveling
up.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I can buy Use Magic Device and another
language!
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I used to steal from libraries."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So yeah, that wall doesn't disappear.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"If only I learned to read."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's still there, glowing and zappy.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass takes a swing at the wall.
|
Ezra:
|
"...Any second now."
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greataxe
|
Crushing Targets: One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+1)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+1)
|
|
1d20(14)+1 = 15
|
3d6+1(16)+1 = 17 Slashing
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Is your axe made of metal?
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Did it break?"
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It is made of stone.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
ahaha no it's metal
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
pzzzzzzzzzzzzt
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Knowledge Arcana Check
|
At-Will • Int Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 2
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 18 + 0 = 18 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Wait, you have electric resist.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Freaking tieflings.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
what DOESN'T he reist
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
*resist
|
|
Tekton:
|
is brass a dragon type
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They have fire, acid, and electric 5
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra, off the pillar.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I thought cold was one.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Can we go over it?"
|
|
Tekton:
|
they're owling
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You cannot, no.
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The wall and columns reach a good 20
feet up.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I do feel half-dragon and half-giant.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
And half-fiend.
|
|
Ezra:
|
I look for buttons and such.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Tekton sees a whole lot of nothing.
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There are no buttons.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Plates?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Although I should reveal the other
exits.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Let's Send Hina First."
|
|
Ezra:
|
Are those slopes one way?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Remember, small steps.
|
|
Tekton:
|
did i bring detect secret doo-
|
|
Tekton:
|
no
|
|
Ezra:
|
or are they slopes at all?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They're not, no.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Only at the edges of the temple.
|
|
Tekton:
|
i have scrolls here i bet jenna can
cast them
|
|
Ezra:
|
"This seems impassable for the moment.
Let's try a different way."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Any direction you please.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"These other rooms look similar to
this one..."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Could the same trap be in place?"
|
|
Tekton:
|
who has trapfinding
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
Is this the only entrance to the
temple?
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Right then, what awaits us in here. .
."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You only saw one side of the temple.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You have no idea if there are others.
|
|
Tekton:
|
can i take 10 on deciphering a scroll
|
|
Tekton:
|
i mean
|
|
Tekton:
|
20
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I'll be back.
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Anything in here?
|
|
Ezra:
|
Wait till I finish my check!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There are the same symbols on the
columns, and the lower right area seems slightly lower.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
sphere of annihilation in the statue's
mouth
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Part of the room is lower than the
rest."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"See it? In that corner."
|
|
Ezra:
|
Was the last room like that?
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Avoid stepping there. Let's peek in
the next room."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You may proceed in any direction: this
room has no walls as of yet.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Don't step on the tiles of this room
yet."
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Nothing seems to be unusual here.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Still nothing.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Man Brass should be spotting
|
|
Tekton:
|
little did we know that stepping on
the tiles makes us the 1 millionth visitor
|
|
Tekton:
|
our prize is unlimited wishes
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Too bad for you that this is an evil
campaign.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Is anyone going to move?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You're all huddled in the corridor.
|
|
Ezra:
|
make brass percept
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
did tekton step on the tiles
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not on the bad ones, no.
|
|
Tekton:
|
our prize is releasing 666 of the
worst evil outsiders sealed under this temple
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass notes that two tiles in this
room are raised, and that a thin wire is stretched across the
northern colonnade.
|
|
Tekton:
|
jebus
|
|
Ezra:
|
"More traps, I assume..
|
|
Ezra:
|
so like
|
|
Tekton:
|
more prizes
|
|
Ezra:
|
this is wrong right
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can safely traverse the middle
tiles with diagonal movement.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Only the middle two tiles are actually
floor.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Someone was quite dilligent in making
this place a deathtrap i suppose. . . I wonder what is in here?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Golurk, you stepped on the tile.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
oh fu-
|
|
Tekton:
|
what
|
|
Ezra:
|
Oh cmon
|
|
Tekton:
|
wait which ones
|
|
Tekton:
|
you said diagonal movement
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yes, between the two.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not directly across it.
|
|
Tekton:
|
naniii
|
|
Ezra:
|
We have to take each step individually?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or take a path not over the tiles.
|
|
Tekton:
|
oh i get it
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That is safe.
|
|
Tekton:
|
fucking lines
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The next time one of you screws that
up I'm triggering the trap.
|
|
Ezra:
|
is this like a brain test or something
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, which direction does the party
travel?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, it's a test of how to draw
straight lines.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
not north
|
|
Tekton:
|
where's the gym leader
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can travel safely north by
stepping over the wire.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
oh
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We can't proceed north...so I get the
feeling it's important.
|
|
Tekton:
|
man i need a walkthrough
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Shall we then?"
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Let's go west."
|
|
Tekton:
|
"you first"
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"These rooms don't end do they?"
|
|
Tekton:
|
"you should go first ninjoo"
|
|
Tekton:
|
ninjew
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
the jewish ninja
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass sees nothing of interest in the
room.
|
|
Tekton:
|
im terrible
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And neither does Ezra.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
* Asema rolls: 1d20+3 => 3 + 3 = 6
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina sees quite a lot of nothing.
|
|
Tekton:
|
let's throw a thing
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Man nobody sees anything do they.
|
|
Tekton:
|
chalk
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well according to your eyes, this room
is completely spotless.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Tekton is, of course, utterly blind.
|
|
Tekton:
|
druuuufle
|
|
Ezra:
|
Have Jenna percepticize
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not a single trap here.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
She already did.
|
|
Tekton:
|
"does anyone have something heavy"
|
|
Ezra:
|
It's LIES
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"I don't see anything strange. . ."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Step by step by grueling step, the
party moves forward.
|
|
Tekton:
|
"you go first owlo"
|
|
Tekton:
|
i cant think today
|
|
Tekton:
|
wait how bright is it in here
|
|
Tekton:
|
do we need torches
|
|
Ezra:
|
its fully lit shut up!!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But Ezra did just step on a pressure
plate.
|
|
Tekton:
|
that's nice
|
|
Ezra:
|
who you workin for!?
|
|
Tekton:
|
that's not nice
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Okay, make with the spooks."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Acid begins raining from the ceiling.
|
* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 3
|
Tekton:
|
what!
|
* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 4
|
The Drufle:
|
Neither of you resist acid, right?
|
|
Ezra:
|
I jump back
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Right well
|
|
Ezra:
|
can i dodge back maybe
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Reflex Save
|
|
Reflex Roll: « d20
+ Reflex = 5 + 3 = 8 »
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
damnit
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Make a reflex, sure.
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Reflex Save
|
|
Reflex Roll: « d20
+ Reflex = 15 + 5 = 20 »
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -4 = -4 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost 4 HP! 15
/ 22 HP remaining...
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
Jenna isn't in the room, as such. Does
she have to save?
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
All right, then. Cool.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Only those who were in the room have
to.
|
|
Tekton:
|
maybe we should've brought rocks
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So yeah, that room is slowly pooling
with acid.
|
|
Tekton:
|
in sacks
|
|
Ezra:
|
I brought a rock.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra has a rock.
|
|
Ezra:
|
I should use my rock more.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
oh I need to save don't i
|
|
Tekton:
|
"does anyone have alkaline tablets"
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
oh
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Only Tekton and Ezra were in the room.
|
|
Tekton:
|
ew it's white
|
|
Tekton:
|
oh my god
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There, better.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Now how about you don't step in the
acid room.
|
|
Ezra:
|
So passing through this will not be
healthy, I guess.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Most likely not.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Anyone got a mop?"
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"That probably won't help very much."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Tekton, are you damaged?"
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"We have two other ways to go, then."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Don't hesitate to heal if you need
to."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Are we going south?
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
ja
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You've found the edge of the temple!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There's nothing here.
|
|
Ezra:
|
So this is outside?
|
Golurk is disconnected.
Golurk is disconnected.
|
The Drufle:
|
Effectively, yes.
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
So, is it possible for Jenna to move
diagonally through the trap spaces, then around the tripwire, to
the room to the north?
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Seems like a 3x3 grid of rooms, then."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That's the idea.
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
"Well, let's go that way, then!" Jenna
points north.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Let me just confirm that."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can't take any path that goes
directly over the trapped squares without setting them off.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Return to the first room, then!"
|
Golurk has connected.
|
Ezra:
|
"Careful of the traps!"
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
what
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
WHAT
|
|
The Drufle:
|
What was that.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
that was an accident
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
I was TRYING to avoid it
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
i missed
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
In which Hina moves into a trap.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
D: D: D:
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You already used up your grace.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
shit
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Small holes appear in the columns, and
fire shoots into the center of the room.
|
* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 5
|
Ezra:
|
can i tackle her out the way
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Reflex to miss it.
|
|
Ezra:
|
nah
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Reflex Save
|
|
Reflex Roll: « d20
+ Reflex = 14 + 2 = 16 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina rolls out from under the jets.
|
Golurk is disconnected.
Golurk is disconnected.
|
The Drufle:
|
Now, try not to screw up anymore.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Whoa! That. . . right, let's not do
that again. . ."
|
|
Ezra:
|
Are those traps gone now?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You do that enough times, you will die.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The fire jets are now deactivated, yes.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Right...
|
|
Ezra:
|
Lets go north
|
Golurk has connected.
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
So that's where we are.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Drufle jenna is down there
|
|
Ezra:
|
on my screen yes
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I see her in the room.
|
|
Tekton:
|
what happen
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
No, she's following along.
|
|
Tekton:
|
the internet farted
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
At a safe distance.
|
|
Ezra:
|
weird
|
|
Ezra:
|
never mind, then
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Tekton: Hina hit a trap.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Almost got set on fire.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Rolled out of the way.
|
|
Tekton:
|
did she died
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
that's nice
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Time to play another round of
"Everyone rolls Perception!"
|
|
Tekton:
|
wait are we back where we started
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You are, yes.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
get yer percept'on
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Bernard, being incredibly perceptive
|
|
The Drufle:
|
not only notices the slight depression
in the north of the room.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But also notices that the ceiling is
pitted.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
spikes
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There are no other traps in this room.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Everyone look up."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Huh. A ceiling trap? Like the poison
one, maybe."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Should I be making these squares
thicker?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
More visible?
|
|
Ezra:
|
sure
|
|
Ezra:
|
thats kinda subtle
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Well now, sure, show 'em.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Throw a rock, darling."
|
|
Tekton:
|
this is like that movie
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Do step back."
|
|
Tekton:
|
except we arent assholes to each other
for some reason
|
|
Tekton:
|
~*evil campaign*~
|
|
Ezra:
|
I chuck a rock at the depression
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'm like a self help book.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, I'm honestly surprised nobody's
pushed someone into a pit yet.
|
|
Tekton:
|
does the square denote the area where
the spikes fall
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That's where the depression is.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The rock lands on the floor and pushes
it down, causing the columns to rumble.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Where do the spikes hit?
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
if any
|
|
The Drufle:
|
First off, the room becomes nearly
sealed.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And long, thin metal rods come from
the ceiling and columns into the center.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"You have to be kidding. What is at
the center of this place?"
|
|
Ezra:
|
"That's elaborate."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The rods are stuck where they are now,
so the room is now safe.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There's nowhere to go, however.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Is my rock there?
|
|
Ezra:
|
I want it back.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You may safely retrieve it.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Okay.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
How much damage were these walls?
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Walls don't have damage.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Do you mean the trap?
|
|
Ezra:
|
You said they were electical?
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
The electric wall I swung into.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
1d6 if hit with a metal weapon.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or something else conductive.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Electrical damage, of course.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass gets the bright idea to
walk through it.
|
Ezra:
|
"I guess there is only one passage to
that middle room, now."
|
|
Ezra:
|
It's a wall.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Are you actually going to walk through
an electric wall.
|
|
Ezra:
|
they're generally solid
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Are they solid?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Fluid, I'd say.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I don't know what that word means and
oh okay.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You could get through one, but you'd
take a severe amount of damage.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And by severe I mean you would die.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Back down then
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Staying behind everyone else are you?"
|
|
Ezra:
|
I have a plan!
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I roll an Intelligence Check.
|
* Brass rolls: 1d20+5 => 12 + 5 = 17
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"...nah."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Perhaps we can trip that wire."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"But that may activate another wall."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"What do you think?"
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Can you disarm it?"
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I could cut it from here with ease. I
don't know about disarming it."
|
|
Ezra:
|
How does that work anyway
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You have to find the trap mechanism.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Does it use a skill?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
However, you don't know if these traps
are mechanical or magical.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
If you can outline it carefully we can
all bypass it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Dungeoneering, I believe.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Yeah, I don't have that.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
At least for discerning the trap.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
DIsable Device!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Disable device for removing it, yes.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Now that I do have.
|
|
Ezra:
|
+9
|
|
Ezra:
|
Does Jenna have Dungeoneering?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
She has all knowledge skills.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Are you sure that isn't just Bardic
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
|
Knowledge Dungeoneering Check
|
At-Will • Int Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Take a look."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But she can still use them.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Jenna cannot discern anything about
the trap.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Do it again!
|
|
Ezra:
|
foever
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You know you can't do that.
|
|
Ezra:
|
I thought we could...
|
|
Ezra:
|
But okay
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, technically you could.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But you'd be here a long time.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, up or left?
|
|
Ezra:
|
Well left is still full of acid
|
|
Ezra:
|
Right?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That sure is acid.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
lots of acid
|
|
Ezra:
|
And I can't tell if it's a trap or not?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, it's certainly a trap.
|
|
Ezra:
|
I mean a
|
|
Ezra:
|
mechanical one
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You just don't know if it's mechanical
or magical.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You do not, no.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Can we go south?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That's outside.
|
|
Ezra:
|
So attempting to 'Disable Device' on a
magical one
|
|
Ezra:
|
does that end badly
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It activates the trap.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Hrm..
|
|
Ezra:
|
I suppose activating it on purpose
would just achieve what I'd do by failing to disable it
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You guys could just step over the
wire, you know.
|
|
Ezra:
|
so i may as well try to disable it
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's like two inches off the ground.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Shut up!
|
|
Ezra:
|
wait really
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
yes
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
he said that earlier
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I mentioned this a while ago.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Right but
|
|
Ezra:
|
no check or
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Step over it.
|
|
Ezra:
|
sigh
|
|
Ezra:
|
okay
|
|
Ezra:
|
FINE
|
|
Ezra:
|
Whuh
|
|
Ezra:
|
can i go through
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Don't mind the tiling inconsistencies.
|
|
Ezra:
|
not so fast mister
|
|
Ezra:
|
form of perception
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You see nothing unusual in the room.
|
|
Ezra:
|
you do it
|
|
Ezra:
|
percept
|
Golurk is disconnected.
Golurk is disconnected.
Golett has connected.
|
Ezra:
|
And Jenna too, the perceptish thing
|
|
Ezra:
|
cough
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Fly Check
|
At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty) Roll:
(GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Where is everyone?
|
|
Ezra:
|
i died from waiting
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Should I just start doing manual rolls.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
dead
|
|
Ezra:
|
got dungeonlung
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina also sees nothing.
|
|
Ezra:
|
can you roll for them
|
|
Ezra:
|
i mean i'd do it but i can't
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
Golett is disconnected.
Golett is disconnected.
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, that does it.
|
Genesect has connected.
|
The Drufle:
|
Jenna definitively finds that this
room has no traps whatsoever.
|
|
Ezra:
|
So its just
|
|
Ezra:
|
empty
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
not triggering this thing
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Go ahead inside.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"All the death and stuff outside and
nothing here?"
|
|
Ezra:
|
Drufle when you tell me to do things I
find it hard to trust
|
|
Ezra:
|
we should talk about these trust issues
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, I know.
|
|
Genesect:
|
can i get persimmons
|
|
Ezra:
|
Okay we're in are we dead
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If I say "definitively" you'll know
that I'm being truthful.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, Jenna rolled a 20.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There, Golurk.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Tip, you should draw the walls next
time
|
|
Ezra:
|
black line em maybe
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh for the rooms?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, I should've done that.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Sorry, it makes sense to me because I
can see everything.
|
|
Ezra:
|
whats upwards
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Another room.
|
|
Ezra:
|
I was expecting something in the
center really.
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'm sad!
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I'm starting to feel like this place
is just traps."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh, actually.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Well, you know what to do with this
room."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That wall should be there.
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not a thing in this room.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Bernard, however.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Notices the wire in the center of the
room.
|
|
Ezra:
|
You lied the first time!! ;-;
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Wire."
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Let's step over this one, everyone."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"That's a -wonderful- idea."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yes, I should mention.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Careful, there may be more traps."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Once a wire is spotted, unlike a
plate, it poses no danger.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'll leave it there, just for show.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
To the north is the outside once more.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There doesn't appear to be anything
wrong with this room.
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Man, where are the rest of the party's
eyes?
|
|
Ezra:
|
They're dead on the inside.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Leave it to the tieflings.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The tieflings see no traps.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
master race of devilkind
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I hope it's an electric trap, I need
a charge to keep me awake."
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Nobody sees any traps at all.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I was expecting like, a minotaur, or
something as silly."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Until Brass trips the wire, of course.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Flick."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Hm?"
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Wha-"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Darts shoot from holes in the ceiling
and walls, heading for Brass.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Reflex to dodge, Bernard.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It's not an attack roll?
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Reflex Save
|
|
Reflex Roll: « d20
+ Reflex = 12 + 0 = 12 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Finally, I hit someone with a trap.
|
* The Drufle rolls: 1d8 => 5
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -5 = -5 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost 5 HP! 16
/ 21 HP remaining...
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And along with that.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Grrgh"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass drops to the floor, unconscious.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Damn."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Hey, get up."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He does not wake up.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Draaag
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Right then. . . what are we doing
about this?"
|
Golurk has connected.
|
The Drufle:
|
You can cure the poison with a
sufficient heal check, if you'd like.
|
|
Ezra:
|
My heal is terrible
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Would be dangerous to leave him
somewhere. . . or split the group. Does anyone think that can help
him?"
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
was there a fortitude save
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can make one now, if you'd like.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Fortitutde Save
|
|
Fortitude Roll: « d20
+ Fortitude = 7 + 3 = 10 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can make one every five minutes,
I'll say.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
bullshit
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Is the party going to do anything?
|
|
Ezra:
|
Tekton can try to heal.
|
Golurk is disconnected.
Golurk is disconnected.
|
Tekton:
|
|
Heal Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
That's right Tekton. Suck the poison
out.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Tekton's salves bring Brass back to
consciousness.
|
|
Ezra:
|
("Bah weirder hoomans!")
|
* Bernard Blackbrass suddenly hops briskly to
his feet. At least that shook off his drowsiness.
Genesect is disconnected.
Genesect is disconnected.
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Aaah, right."
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
("How long was I out?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's only been about 5 minutes.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Not long."
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Oh, good. He came to."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The dart trap is gone now, if you'd
like to continue.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Good thing it wasn't Tekton that got
knocked out."
|
|
Ezra:
|
So those darts seem nice are there any
lying around
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'm a looter!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There are 5 usable ones on the ground.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass coolly brushes his struck
body, maintaining noble composure, and keeps walking inside.
|
Ezra:
|
gimme
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You know, the party does seem to spend
a lot of their time unconscious.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You guys should do something about
that.
|
|
Ezra:
|
We could get alarm clocks
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'll just take another look.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Nothing left in here.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Say definitively for me
|
|
Ezra:
|
cmon
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There are absolutely no more traps in
this room, I assure you.
|
|
Ezra:
|
He didn't say it.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Perception, everyone!!!
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
fuck that
|
|
Ezra:
|
Quickly, before its too late!!
|
|
Ezra:
|
Hey
|
|
Ezra:
|
Can I look left from here?
|
|
Ezra:
|
Outside, that is
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Go check the outside."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Right outside is a steep cliff, so you
can't lean out too far.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Can I see if there's a room behind
that barrier?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Which barrier?
|
|
Ezra:
|
Yes
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's just more outside.
|
Golurk has connected.
|
Ezra:
|
"That's odd."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"There's no room past there, far as I
know."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Why would they block it?"
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"And this isn't outside."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Bernard notices that the symbols on
the columns are unusually eroded.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also, there is a raised stone in the
left of the room
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Maybe these traps are wearing away,
over time. Look ahead."
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Do you see?'
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra sees nothing unusual, aside from
what Brass saw.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I'd wager the plate is still active,
though."
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Those symbols are wearing down."
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Perhaps we could try triggering it?"
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Although, maybe we aren't the only
ones that have passed through here."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass hefts his axe and brings
it down five feet ahead of him.
|
The Drufle:
|
There isn't anything on that tile.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Next.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Are you just going to systematically
axe every tile?
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If you hit the plate, you will set it
off.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
That is what my 20 INT and barbarian
mentality is telling me to do.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Then I don't hit the plate. I avoid
the plate.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, alright then.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
All of the other tiles are safe.
|
Golurk is disconnected.
Golurk is disconnected.
|
Ezra:
|
"You're a master of dungeoneering,
truly."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Where is everybody, geez.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Watch the plate, people."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Nothing in this room.
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Another room. . ."
|
|
Ezra:
|
Lies!!!
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
chop chop chop
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
LIES
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
i 3 chop
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Are you really going to hit every tile?
|
Golurk has connected.
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
This is a Good Idea.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Bernard is right about there when he
hits a tile and the columns begin glowing.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
move action!!!
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
five foot step
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
oh shit
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
ENEMAY
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Fitting.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Pretties!"
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I swing at it.
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 8 + 5 = 13 »
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yes.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I whack at it now.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Right now because i'm Evil.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greataxe
|
Crushing Targets: One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+1)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+1)
|
|
1d20(6)+1 = 7
|
3d6+1(7)+1 = 8 Slashing
|
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 14 + 3 = 17 »
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 10 + 0 = 10 »
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 12 + 2 = 14 »
|
|
Tekton has received initiative.
|
Tekton:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: d20 + 5 = 4 + 5 = 9
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 1 + 6 = 7
* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 19 + 6 = 25
Golurk is disconnected.
Golurk is disconnected.
Tekton has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Pride is up first!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The blue symbol flashes at Hina before
disappearing completely.
|
|
Ezra:
|
That lust sphere is like, totally hot.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Will save to avert your eyes.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
what
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It flashed you.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
why this
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It disappeared before your eyes.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It opened its trenchcoat and wasn't
selling watches.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Everytime you go out, you get flashed.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"That certainly wasn't what I was
expecting at all."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Invisibility?"
|
Jenna Callahan has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Jenna's turn!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Is asema still here?
|
|
Ezra:
|
I expect given her limited movement
opportunities
|
Golurk has connected.
|
Ezra:
|
That she'll just sing.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He does not appear to be.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, we'll just have Jenna sing.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
+1 to attack and damage, everyone.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I think moving would be a poor idea,
anyway.
|
|
Ezra:
|
("Fight, fight, fight the sexy
symbol!")
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
She will just sing, and if she has
already sung, she'll probably drop her sword and take otu her bow.
She's not threatened, so all is well.
|
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina, slash some sexy runes.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Wait Hina."
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Walk around it and strike from my
left."
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Suits me fine."
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
the hell
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
i think that's what you meant?
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yes. That's 20 feet.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Hina attempts to tear into the figure
with her blade.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greatsword
|
This sword can cut through anything! Mostly! Targets:
One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+4)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+4)
|
|
1d20(8)+4 = 12
|
2d6+6(14)+4 = 18 Slashing
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Please don't kill it in one hit.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I want to actually use this one.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
but i wanna
|
Ezra has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra's turn, then.
|
|
Ezra:
|
I activate Deathwatch.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Excellent idea!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You see nothing.
|
|
Ezra:
|
The other one is actually gone?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, but you can't detect nonliving
things.
|
Golurk is disconnected.
Golurk is disconnected.
|
The Drufle:
|
Isn't that how it works?
|
|
Ezra:
|
I thought I could see constructs and
stuff
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
You determine if a creature is neither
alive nor dead.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
If it has a wisdom and charisma score,
it's a creature.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, alright then, I suppose.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He's right here.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
OCH
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
NO
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
wait
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
pride
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
is hiding
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
?
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Attack!
|
Wakizashi
|
Sharper than my wit, even. Targets: One Foe
within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+1)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+1)
|
|
1d20(20)+1 = 21
|
1d6(1)+1 = 2 Slashing, Piercing
|
|
1d20(15)+1 = 16
|
1d6(1)+1 = 2 Slashing, Piercing
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Fuck yeah
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, you got a critical hit.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
what's the crit multiplier?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And managed minimum damage.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
5 damage, then.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Ah
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It was probably invisible anyway.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
So there's like
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
bunch of penalties to hitting it.
|
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
Ezra:
|
I can see it though?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Bernard's turn, then.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can, yes.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Is it still invisible?
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"What do you see, Ezra?", he says as
he swings his mighty axe. Man, his arm's getting sore.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greataxe
|
Crushing Targets: One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+1)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+1)
|
|
1d20(8)+1 = 9
|
3d6+1(9)+1 = 10 Slashing
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Why don't you see for yourself? Use
your Deathwatch!"
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Can't now, being attacked."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"The other is right in front of me!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass misses, by the way.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Lust is apparently a powerful thing.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(I presume I have it on always but
okay)
|
|
Ezra:
|
how come they get to stand on the
pillars!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Because they fly.
|
|
Ezra:
|
i don't get no funs
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And are literally part of the pillar.
|
Tekton has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, what can Tekton do.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I don't really remember his spells, so
lets hit a thing.
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Attack!
|
Morningstar
|
*smack* Targets: One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+0)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+0)
|
|
1d20(9)+0 = 9
|
1d8(1)+0 = 1 Bludgeoning and Piercing
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or not, sure.
|
|
Ezra:
|
He gets bonuses, rememeber
|
|
Ezra:
|
I don't think his temps are set?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And that isn't enough.
|
|
Ezra:
|
The song's ones.
|
|
Ezra:
|
The macros have temp bonuses.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I added the temps anyway.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He still doesn't hit.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Yes well
|
|
Ezra:
|
yes
|
|
Ezra:
|
onward!
|
|
Ezra:
|
go on lust
|
|
Ezra:
|
make me love you
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But it's all the way over there!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Now then, we get to do some funky
stuff.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Nothing above PG-13 okay
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Make it happen
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The Lust rune turns to Hina and blinks
with purple symbols for a few seconds, then stops.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Does Hina do anything in return?
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
That uh
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
that spell Golurk showed
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
it only lasts one round.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Love is fleeting~~
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Hina holds her sword towards it;
whatever the rune wants, it doesn't look like she's having any of
it.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
More than enough time for Streak.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well then, I guess we do this the hard
way.
|
|
Ezra:
|
;i
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6 => 3
|
The Drufle:
|
Screw you game.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
. . .
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -3 = -3 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost 3 HP! 16
/ 23 HP remaining...
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d4 => 3
|
Ezra:
|
You should've given it a little peck
on the cheek.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You are sickened for 3 rounds.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Or not.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
what does being sickened meen
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
mean
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You take a -2 on all rolls.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
-2
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
feck
|
|
Ezra:
|
It means Lust isn't that popular at
Symbol School??
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Good luck with that!
|
|
Ezra:
|
it has a weird smell
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's also going to five-foot on top of
the wall.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Drat.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh, it's Pride's turn.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
No one can see it!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You and Ezra can.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
We know where it is.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
We can't truly 'see' it.
|
|
Ezra:
|
You know Deathwatch is an at will
thing Brass
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yes but it's probably still invisible.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+2 => 15 + 2 = 17
|
Ezra:
|
Knowing where it is is enough!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ooh, just hits.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d3 => 1
|
Ezra:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -1 = -1 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost 1 HP! 17
/ 18 HP remaining...
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, physical attacks aren't their
strong suit.
|
Jenna Callahan has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Jenna's turn.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Hey, tickley."
|
|
Ezra:
|
She could hit it now.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
hey could I stab it if I used a really
long wepo
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
Jenna moves up next to Tekton while
singing and changes tune in order to heal him.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
wepon
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
Tekton regains...
|
* Asema rolls: 1d8+1 => 1 + 1 = 2
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
like, say, a lance
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
2 hit points.
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
Thus ends my turn.
|
|
Tekton:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = 2 = 2 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Gained
2 HP! 17
/ 22 HP remaining...
|
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Your turn, so take a stab.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
hmm, I don't think I can reach any of
them with my sword so
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
I am a fantastic healer.
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
end suffering!
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
can i drop my sword, ready my lance,
and then use its reaching property to stab lust in the face
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Ooooh.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or whatever counts as a face.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Hina, not very pleased with Lust's
trickery, does just that.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
well I don't think I have my lance set
in weapons so
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You don't have a macro for that, so
you'll have to look up the stats.
|
* Satonakaja rolls: 1d20+4 => 7 + 4 = 11
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
whiff
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Total and absolute.
|
Ezra has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra, kill something.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Sure sure
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Attack!
|
Wakizashi
|
Sharper than my wit, even. Targets: One Foe
within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+1)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+1)
|
|
1d20(15)+1 = 16
|
1d6(4)+1 = 5 Slashing, Piercing
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Then I step back a bit
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And that should be it then.
|
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Can Brass even reach that far?
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Since I don't have +1 BAB
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I can't switch to a ranged weapon, so
no.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
But I can swing at Pride.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greataxe
|
Crushing Targets: One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+1)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+1)
|
|
1d20(16)+1 = 17
|
3d6+1(9)+1 = 10 Slashing
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Nicely done."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Only one left, now.
|
Tekton has received initiative.
* Bernard Blackbrass grins through blackened,
sandy teeth.
|
Tekton:
|
|
Hex
|
Evil Eye
|
The enemy is filled with dread. Penalty: -2 to
AC « DC
= 15 »
|
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+2 => 3 + 2 = 5
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, Lust is weakened now.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But it's Lust's turn!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Lust saunters over to Bernard and
flashes the same purple symbols at him, then pausing.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Does Brass respond?
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
No.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Cmon kiss it
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"...wha..."
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6 => 9
|
Ezra:
|
it likes ya
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -9 = -9 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost 9 HP! 7
/ 21 HP remaining...
You are bloodied!
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d4 => 6
|
The Drufle:
|
You are sickened for 6 rounds.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Whoa ARGH!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Lust is going to mvoe away so it stops
getting hit.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'm an idiot and already moved it.
|
Jenna Callahan has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Jenna, go ahead.
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
So is Lust in melee range?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If you move one up, yes.
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
Good enough.
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
Jenna will also use her swift action
to activate Arcane Strike (+1 damage).
|
* Asema rolls: 1d20+4 => 19 + 4 = 23
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
whelp
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
That's a critical threat. Are they
constructs?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I should have remembered that earlier
but oh well.
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
I think you can critically hit
constructs now (not elementals and oozes).
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
I'll double check.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can, yes.
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
Yes. Undead and constructs can be
critically hit and sneak attacked.
|
* Asema rolls: 1d20+4 => 14 + 4 = 18
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
And that's a critical hit, correct?
|
* Asema rolls: 2d8+10 => 11 + 10 = 21
|
The Drufle:
|
I'm sorry, Lust.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You had a good time.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
DEAD
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Oh good. That was starting to annoy
the heck out of me!"
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I think it just wanted a kiss,
really."
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
"No problem! Well, not anymore, I
suppose."
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
O
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"...i'm gonna hurl..."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"There, there."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
More exp for everyone.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass gets to hurling, fumbling
for a healing potion.
|
Ezra:
|
"Hurl away. It gets the bad stuff out."
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Hina puts her lance away and picks her
greatsword back up. She's looking a bit like a walking armory,
carrying two swords and a lance.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass 's puke looks kind of...
how to describe it? Dry?
|
The Drufle:
|
You guys levelled up.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"People tend to do it when you tell
them you've poisoned them, but it doesn't actually help."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"It's pretty funny though."
|
|
THEN THOSE FUCKERS SPOKE ABOUT THEIR LEVEL UPS FOR A FEW HOURS. THEY ARE THE -WORST- AT PARTIES, I SWEAR TO GOD.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Thank you darling."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Hmm, do you feel...funny?"
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I feel a bit like I'm the most
powerful thing alive. A bit."
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Are you sure you're alive?"
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I bleed, so probably."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I mean, thats usually how you tell."
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"But plants don't bleed."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass coughs up a bit more dry
puke.
|
Ezra:
|
"What, not even green blood, or
something?"
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Aha. I think that's trolls, but...
maybe Tekton."
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I don't think i've seen him get cut
yet."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Well, the future's bright."
|
|
Ezra:
|
"If this temple is halfway decent then
we'll all bleed a bit."
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"What is it about this place... temple
of ancients..."
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Well, we kinda already have. . ."
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Knowledge History Check
|
At-Will • Int Roll: (GM Only)
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(+10)
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Ladies. We're not all in here to
bleed ourselves."
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Just Tekton maybe, to see if his is
green."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Wait are we still going?
|
* Bernard Blackbrass chortles.
|
Ezra:
|
We're gabbing
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I roll a +10 History check.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(I took some ranks)
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Like pretty much everyone, you know
near nothing about Malor and any of its inhabitants.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
However, some of these symbols are
looking familiar.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Bernard is sure that at some point, he
has seen this language before.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
i feel like I did my skills all wrong
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
didn't focus on anything
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Let's see them.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
You could only put one point in
everything at level 1, so you could spread out.
|
|
Tekton:
|
im lagging so much im happy everyone
is lagging too
|
|
Tekton:
|
~*evil*~
|
|
Tekton:
|
oh grood my first patron spell
|
|
Tekton:
|
"jump"
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
ah
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I either puked up my ignorance or
some dust bunnies."
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Probably both."
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(I took a rank in Swim.)
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(isn't that great guys)
|
|
Ezra:
|
(we're in a desert)
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(Fuck you.)
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(You may be laughing now but you won't
be laughing when I Swim)
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The only water in Malor is the ocean.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And I've already explained how bad of
an idea swimming in the ocean is.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Well I'm sure someone's keeping some
somewhere
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Swim Check
|
At-Will • Str (2 x Armor Check Penalty) Roll:
(GM Only)
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I Swim to hit the monsters
|
|
Ezra:
|
Hey Drufle, about those darts I got
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
We gotta see our nonessential checks.
|
|
Ezra:
|
Do I have to identify them or something
|
|
Ezra:
|
yes these are
|
|
Ezra:
|
darts
|
|
Ezra:
|
i've done it
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They're basically tranquilizer darts.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They do 1d6 damage.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And knock their target unconscious.
|
|
Tekton:
|
one more levels then free rerolls for
everyone
|
|
Tekton:
|
*level
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So streak, how did the pictures go?
|
|
Ezra:
|
I got enough I think
|
|
Tekton:
|
did you guys fight anything when i
was... pulled into the astral plane
|
|
Ezra:
|
We fought Lust itself
|
|
Ezra:
|
it tried to romance us
|
|
Tekton:
|
ew
|
|
Tekton:
|
is it a giant floating uterus
|
|
Ezra:
|
That's why Brass is puking
|
|
Tekton:
|
with balls
|
|
Ezra:
|
No it was just one of those symbols
|
|
Tekton:
|
why doesnt hina have an hp bar
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It flashed us
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It was using a spell I found that was
just great.
|
|
Tekton:
|
unnatural lust?
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
That would be too good.
|
|
Tekton:
|
you should've used that
|
|
Tekton:
|
on everyone
|
|
Ezra:
|
Anyway I got ki now.
|
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The Drufle:
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It would have been awful though.
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Ezra:
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And Shadow Clone!!
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The Drufle:
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Because I would have had a penalty.
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Ezra:
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"The ninja can create 1d4 shadowy
duplicates of herself that conceal her true location. This ability
functions as mirror image, using the ninja’s level as her caster
level. Using this ability is a standard action that uses up 1 ki
point."
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Tekton:
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then we would wake up the next day
naked and with all the orifices in pain
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Tekton:
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yay
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Ezra:
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I have 4 points.
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Tekton:
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one more step towards being the hokage
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Ezra:
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I don't know what that means
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Ezra:
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but now
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Ezra:
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LOG FORM
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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I got
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Ezra:
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im bark
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Ezra:
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in log form
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Unearthly Terror.
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Ezra:
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HOOOOOO
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AND ON -THAT- BOMBSHELL, GOODNIGHT, FOR NOW........
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