WE INTERRUPT YOUR INTENSE LOG GAZING FOR THIS THING.
Tekton: which spell list did you use drufle
Tekton: er
The Drufle: the pfsrd one
Tekton: which site did you get the number of spells from
The Drufle: pfsrd
The Drufle: well i counted the spells
The Drufle: is how i got the numbers
Ezra: i done counted my spellsings miss teacher
Tekton: mmm unnatural ust
Tekton: lust
The Drufle: yeah lets not
The Drufle: use that
Bernard Blackbrass: Now what's that about.
Tekton: Your target is filled with lust and desire for a single creature or object as designated by you at the time of casting. That creature or object must be within the spell's range and perceivable by the target of the spell. The target is filled with the compulsion to rush to the subject of its lust and passionately kiss or caress that subject on its next turn, taking no other actions. If the target would not normally have lustful feelings toward the designated creature or object, it receives a +4 bonus on its saving throw.
Tekton: best spell
Ezra: i love you plant-san
AND THAT'S THAT.
Our zeroes now have the whole wide world open to them. Unfortunatly, it was a featureless desert. So they committed Grand Theft Auto! With their sweet new wheels, they park next to a pyramid of some kind! It's probably safe.
The Evil Saga! Chapter 4 ~ Owlbots! Roll out! Perceptionize!!
Ezra: Actually do we need a quick recap
Ezra: do it dbz style drufle
The Drufle: I dunno, does anyone need a recap?
Ezra: on the last episode of ezra and the owlbitches
The Drufle: I can recap it for the folks at home I guess.
Hina Takahashi: owlbitches
Bernard Blackbrass: owlbitches
The Drufle: LAST TIME ON EVERYTHING HATES THE PLAYERS
The Drufle: You guys committed cold-blooded murder!
Jenna Callahan: Just like a good evil party!
The Drufle: And high theft!
The Drufle: And now you have a magical stone wagon with a bunch of gemsteeds.
Hina Takahashi: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
Ezra: They have names!
The Drufle: (Which is conveniently placed in a different area so I don't have to keep redrawing it)
Ezra: we parked it in the designated space
The Drufle: But yeah, that happened.
Bernard Blackbrass: Grand Theft Horse
The Drufle: After collecting a few things from the wagon, the party has made their way to the aforementioned temple.
Tekton: grrr hoomans
The Drufle: Which is where we are now.
Ezra: Of the Dead Ancients
Ezra: Who Are Now Irrelevant, Because Of Dying
Hina Takahashi: tomb of horrors
The Drufle: Yeah, you have no clue who these people were.
Ezra: NO ITS NOT THAT
The Drufle: Nobody said anything about them really.
Tekton: maybe there were sheeple
Tekton: *they
Bernard Blackbrass: It's amazing.
The Drufle: So I suppose I should give a quick description of this temple.
The Drufle: It's really freaking tall.
The Drufle: Like, at least ten stories.
The Drufle: Very steep stairs.
Tekton: i bet there's gonna be a giant rolling ball
The Drufle: Wait no not ten stories.
Bernard Blackbrass: So we /do/have to make climbchecks
The Drufle: I forgot my measurements.
Bernard Blackbrass: ten miles
The Drufle: Excuse me, brain malfunction.
Tekton: 10 micrometers
The Drufle: It's more like two to the top, and then an altar at the top you can barely see.
Ezra: "Careful of the sand here."
Tekton: at the top is a bell where the gym leader is
The Drufle: Yeah, the (light/dark/moreorange) sand is still bad.
The Drufle: Don't touch that.
The Drufle: Urtar floats, bro.
Bernard Blackbrass: no urtar
The Drufle: He don't care about quicksand.
Hina Takahashi: "It looks like a long way up. .. "
Bernard Blackbrass: quicksand sucks you in
Jenna Callahan: "It's been a long way getting here. What's another long way for the pile?"
Bernard Blackbrass: "This was a day's jog at most."
Tekton: "adventurrre /s"
The Drufle: (actually the trip was more like twenty minutes)
Ezra: "Let's take a look at these stairs, then..."
The Drufle: (the temple wasn't that far guys)
Ezra:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
Tekton:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
Bernard Blackbrass: No no. I climb the wall.
The Drufle: The temple is made of some sort of sandstone, and is heavily eroded.
The Drufle: The discolorations suggest that few of the bricks came from the same quarry.
Bernard Blackbrass:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: Other than that, you don't see anything unusual.
Bernard Blackbrass: ^ to notice the stairs
Tekton: wait so we left the cart unattended
The Drufle: Brass sees sandstone stairs.
Ezra: "Looks old. Lot of history here."
Bernard Blackbrass:
Climb Check
At-Will • Str (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: The cart isn't really unattended, no.
Bernard Blackbrass: to reach the stairs
Ezra: "Doubt there's much being made now, though."
Tekton: oh ok
The Drufle: Gemsteeds are fairly sentient.
The Drufle: Why are you reaching the stairs, Brass?
The Drufle: Just walk up them.
Bernard Blackbrass: i'm on the wall
The Drufle: You succeed, whatever you're trying to do.
Bernard Blackbrass: and i'm scared of heights
The Drufle: In fact hop up the wall if you want.
Ezra: "Seems stable, at least."
The Drufle: One moment, everyone.
Ezra: Say, why are the little guys coming with us?
Ezra: They're spotters, right?
Tekton: "hey follow us, smoke monsters"
Bernard Blackbrass: "Are you sure they should?"
The Drufle: As a fairly precarious area, I'm going to need you to make small steps.
Hina Takahashi: "Surprisingly the temple isn't trying to kill us, at leats."
The Drufle: So that I know if you hit anything awful.
Hina Takahashi: *least
Tekton: oh yeah they should be making perception checks
The Drufle: Tekton: not smoke.
Ezra: "I doubt they could take a single hit, really."
The Drufle: Earthen zhyens have stone bottoms, not smoky.
Bernard Blackbrass: "Maybe they should stay with the loot."
Oret: "If it pleases the masters, we would rather not enter the temple."
Tekton: "hardasses"
Bernard Blackbrass: "Less people for me to focus on anyway."
Urtar: "Yes, this place feels bad to us."
Hina Takahashi: "Feels bad? How do you mean?"
Bernard Blackbrass: "Keep out of sight, find us if something goes wrong."
Ezra: "Okay. Go keep an eye on the wagon for us. Is there parhaps a way for them to contact us from there?"
Tekton: "guard reginald then"
Oret: "Many dark feelings, I feel."
Oret: "Something is not quite right, we think."
Tekton: "Maybe it's constipation"
Oret: "We shall watch the horses of stone, if it pleases you."
Tekton: "Everyone here *does* eat rocks"
Bernard Blackbrass: "Again, stay out of sight if something bad approaches."
Jenna Callahan: "No problem at all! Hopefully you don't get too bored! Have fun!"
Bernard Blackbrass: "Better to relay info on what it was."
Hina Takahashi: "Then we will rid the place of this darkness. We're not going anywhere just yet. . ."
The Drufle: The two zhyens nod and fly off into the sands.
The Drufle: Zhyen?
The Drufle: I dunno, what's the plural for zhyen.
The Drufle: Anyway, small steps.
Bernard Blackbrass: "Well, now I am 80% convinced we are doomed, without our bait. Who volunteers? No one? Really?"
Hina Takahashi: "Oh, fine. I'll go."
* Bernard Blackbrass suddenly takes the front.
Bernard Blackbrass: "We will go."
The Drufle: In front of you is a small collumnade.
Bernard Blackbrass: "After Ezra" with a meaningful look.
Ezra: What's everyone's perception bonuses, btw?
Ezra: Mine is +2
Bernard Blackbrass: 7 I think.
Ezra:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
Bernard Blackbrass:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: Neither of you see anything particularly unusual.
The Drufle: BUT
Bernard Blackbrass: Also I trigger Conceal Thoughts and Detect Psionics because ahaha yeah right.
The Drufle: As Ezra steps into the room, the columns begin shaking.
Tekton: grood
Bernard Blackbrass: "Back up girl."
Hina Takahashi: +0 yeeeeeah
Ezra: "What, a rat never wandered in here or anything?"
The Drufle: A wall suddenly appears, blocking off the western passage.
Ezra: "...You know, a sand rat...or something."
Hina Takahashi: "Well, it could have been worse."
* Bernard Blackbrass idly gazes up at the entrance he's standing in.
The Drufle: Also!
Tekton: "That's a really dirty wall."
Ezra: "Wasting no time, I see."
Ezra: "Ahem."
The Drufle: Some of the symbols on the columns begin whirling, and two orbs of magic fly off the walls.
Tekton: wat
* Bernard Blackbrass only smiles wryly at them.
The Drufle: One is glowing red, and is flashing wildly.
Ezra: "Are they enemies? I can never tell with these things."
Tekton: wait
The Drufle: The other is reaching for the party with its ochre tendrils.
Tekton: is that the sihedron
Ezra: "Tendrils. Right. Kill it."
The Drufle: It might be, yeah.
Tekton: that's a picture of the sihedron
The Drufle: That's not what they actually are.
Hina Takahashi: "Back up. I think they're attackingu s."
Tekton: mmm ancient civilization
The Drufle: I just couldn't find a better pog.
Bernard Blackbrass: "Hello."
* Bernard Blackbrass sends a Missive. "Greetings."
The Drufle: The orange one begins advancing, moving towards the closest party member.
Tekton: "Are you trying to talk to glowy symbols"
Bernard Blackbrass: That's me I guess.
* Bernard Blackbrass almost responds with a witty quip, but... suddenly it advanced.
The Drufle: It is flashing, and is moving closer by the second.
Ezra: "I'm not sure it's friendly!"
Tekton:
Knowledge Arcana Check
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only)
Bernard Blackbrass:
Spellcraft Check
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: You know nothing about these, Tekton.
The Drufle: What's that for?
Bernard Blackbrass:
Knowledge (Psionics) Check
At-Will • IntBonus
Roll: (GM Only)
* The Drufle rolls: 1d20+2 => 5 + 2 = 7
The Drufle: Well the symbol attempts to slap you, but misses.
* Bernard Blackbrass looks it square in the 'eye'. "Well? What was /that/?"
* Bernard Blackbrass brings out his axe, then tries to smack it with the flat of the blade.
The Drufle: It is continuing to glow brighter, seemingly more hungry for Bernard.
Bernard Blackbrass: actually no.
Bernard Blackbrass: I back up a step.
The Drufle: You should make an attack roll if you want to hit it.
Bernard Blackbrass: Yeah. -4
Bernard Blackbrass:
Attack!

Greataxe

Crushing
Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+1) vs AC Damage (+1)
1d20(9)+1 = 10 3d6+1(8)+1 = 9 Slashing
Bernard Blackbrass: Then back up.
The Drufle: You do not hit it.
The Drufle: The red one, at the same time.
The Drufle: Flies around the orange one to Hina.
Hina Takahashi: can i stab it
The Drufle: And launches a bolt of fire at her.
Hina Takahashi: I GUESS NTO
Ezra: So like
Ezra: Initiative or
The Drufle: Make a reflex save.
The Drufle: Hina, Brass, and Ezra.
Hina Takahashi:
Reflex Save
Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 18 + 2 = 20 »
Bernard Blackbrass: "Ohhh..."
Ezra:
Reflex Save
Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 17 + 5 = 22 »
Bernard Blackbrass:
Reflex Save
Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 6 + 0 = 6 »
Ezra: hmm
Ezra: that should be +7...
The Drufle: So only Bernard doesn't save.
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6 => 8
* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 2
* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 5
The Drufle: Hina takes 4 damage.
The Drufle: Ezra, 1.
The Drufle: and Brass, 5.
Bernard Blackbrass: « HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = -5 = -5 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" =  » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" =  » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" =  » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" =  » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" =  » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Lost 5 HP!
16 / 21 HP remaining...
Bernard Blackbrass: Reduced to zero, if fire.
The Drufle: Ah, of course.
Bernard Blackbrass: « HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = 5 = 5 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" =  » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" =  » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" =  » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" =  » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" =  » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Gained 5 HP!
21 / 21 HP remaining...
Hina Takahashi: « HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = -4 = -4 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" =  » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" =  » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" =  » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" =  » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" =  » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Lost 4 HP!
19 / 23 HP remaining...
Bernard Blackbrass: "Now /that/ I understand."
Ezra: lawl
The Drufle: So only Hina, then.
The Drufle: So a magical symbol just blasted the party with a bolt of fire.
Bernard Blackbrass: In Abyssal, "Fools right."
Ezra: "Loud and clear."
Ezra: ""
Ezra: erm
The Drufle: Is the party going to do anything about it?
Bernard Blackbrass:
Initiative Check
Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 1 + 0 = 1 »
Tekton: why arent we rolling initiative
Ezra: "(Fools what?)"
Ezra:
Initiative Check
Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 5 + 5 = 10 »
Ezra: ack
Hina Takahashi: "Right, I knew these were no good!" Hina draws her sword.
Bernard Blackbrass: "(These two.)"
Hina Takahashi:
Initiative Check
Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 12 + 2 = 14 »
* Asema rolls: 1d20+3 => 12 + 3 = 15
Tekton: roll me
Ezra: roll yerself
Tekton: drufle
Only Tekton's owners can impersonate or run macros on it.
Tekton:
Initiative Check
Initiative Roll: d20 + 5 = 18 + 5 = 23
* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 18 + 6 = 24
* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 14 + 6 = 20
Bernard Blackbrass: Yes that's great. The people right in front get the worst rolls.
The Drufle: Whelp.
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
Bernard Blackbrass: All they have to do is move to the front together (and that makes sense really).
The Drufle: So, first up is gluttony!
The Drufle: It moves back towards Bernard, then begins glowing with a black energy.
Tekton: what the hell are we fighting
* The Drufle rolls: 1d10+1 => 10 + 1 = 11
The Drufle: I should also roll health for these guys.
The Drufle: So gluttony gains 11 temp hp!
Hina Takahashi: Tekton: evil
* The Drufle rolls: 2d10 => 18
* The Drufle rolls: 2d10 => 7
Hina Takahashi: fight evil with evil
The Drufle: pfft
Hina Takahashi: well
Hina Takahashi: look on the bright side
Tekton: oh wait i found it
Hina Takahashi: hina could cleave them both to death
The Drufle: Right then, that's all hes going to do.
Tekton has received initiative.
Bernard Blackbrass: Did something happen to me?
The Drufle: Nope.
Ezra: "Tekton, use the forbidden magics of your people!"
The Drufle: It is just staring there, flashing hungrily.
Ezra: "They've got tendrils!"
Bernard Blackbrass:
Sense Motive Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: You really shouldn't be making checks when it isn't your turn.
Tekton: can i even
Tekton: i dont i think i can do anything
The Drufle: Nothing?
Bernard Blackbrass: climb the stairs
Bernard Blackbrass: get a tactical advantage
Bernard Blackbrass: climb the wall I mean
Ezra: can i stand on those squares above and below those two in the front?
The Drufle: Er.
The Drufle: Which?
The Drufle: Ah.
Tekton: what knowledge check do these things need
The Drufle: No, you cannot.
The Drufle: These would be uh.
The Drufle: Arcana.
Tekton:
Knowledge Arcana Check
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: You recognize these as Runic guardians, often used as sentinels for temples and tombs.
The Drufle: They are crafted with a particular school of magic in mind, and likewise a great sin.
Tekton: "the voice in the sky said Runic guardians, often used as sentinels for temples and tombs."
Ezra: "The sky? You mean your brain?"
Ezra: "I mean -that's- up."
Tekton: "exactly"
Tekton: ok uh let's
Ezra: "If the enchantments are still active, that means there's still something in here."
Tekton: how do we attack here it's so cramped
The Drufle: It is a walled temple.
Hina Takahashi: very carefully
Ezra: if we got inside we'd have more room to move..
The Drufle: Also, I'm going to make these magic walls more clear.
Ezra: i don't suppose i could dive in there or something
Tekton: can i attack the symbols with people in the way
The Drufle: With magic?
Tekton: no with normal...things
The Drufle: If you're going to throw something over two people, I'd say no.
Bernard Blackbrass: Consider that he's also aiming up stairs.
The Drufle: Not without an acrobatics check.
Jenna Callahan: Fighting from low ground is a -1 to-hit penalty, I think.
The Drufle: That sounds right, yes.
Tekton: can i move there
The Drufle: Well then, you just moved past enemies.
Jenna Callahan: Whereas high ground is a +1 to-hit bonus.
Tekton: fucking
Jenna Callahan: So they have a very slight advantage over us overall.
Bernard Blackbrass: that irks me really.
Bernard Blackbrass: Really it's more difficult to shoot down.
Hina Takahashi: not really
The Drufle: So is Tekton going to do anything, or...
Ezra: This sounds like a delightful debate but let's get going.
Tekton: any suggestions
Ezra: i dunno zap it
Hina Takahashi: enemies that are coming up at you generally move slightly slower and since projectiles tend to arc down it's easier to shoot down
Ezra: can you zap
Hina Takahashi: BUT THAT IS A THING TO DISCUSS LATER
Tekton: no
Ezra: what can you do
Tekton: i'll just
Tekton: bring out some potions of something
Ezra: maybe i could throw you in there
Tekton: also darts
The Drufle: I would allow that, sure.
Ezra: how heavy are plants anyway
The Drufle: If you get a good enough roll.
Tekton: so if i get a line of sight i can attackings
Ezra: what roll is that
The Drufle: Acrobatics, I'd think.
The Drufle: Or a strength check.
Ezra: i could possibly get myself in there with acrobatics
Ezra: a strength check i don't see doing much though
The Drufle: Well if Tekton isn't going to do anything, I'd like to continue.
Tekton: ok
Ezra: use Defend!
Ezra: if thats a thing
The Drufle: It is.
The Drufle: Total defense is a thing.
Ezra: Transform! Total Defense Mode!!
Bernard Blackbrass: You can even move with it.
Tekton: next turn
Bernard Blackbrass: Walk right in!
The Drufle: Well then, it's Wrath's turn.
Ezra: is there still a wall to the right of him
The Drufle: It's not a wall, it's just a steep slope.
Ezra: oh
The Drufle: They can pass over those areas fine.
Tekton: btw drufle if you'd like a picture and it's in a book you dont have just ask me
Ezra: i thought this was a room for some reason
The Drufle: Does that clear things up?
Ezra: I got it
Ezra: now show us the wrath
The Drufle: Well, Wrath is going to shoot a fire bolt at Jenna.
Ezra: of this shitty light ball
Jenna Callahan: OH NO!
The Drufle: Jenna, Tekton, and Ezra, make reflex saves.
* Asema rolls: 1d20+5 => 15 + 5 = 20
Ezra:
Reflex Save
Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 7 + 5 = 12 »
Jenna Callahan: Fortunately, Jenna is amazing.
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6 => 8
* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 5
* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 5
The Drufle: Jenna and Ezra both save.
The Drufle: Tekton?
Jenna Callahan: « HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = -4 = -4 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" =  » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" =  » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" =  » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" =  » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" =  » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Lost 4 HP!
16 / 20 HP remaining...
Ezra: he can't seem to roll himself?
Tekton:
Reflex Save
Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 4 + 3 = 7 »
Bernard Blackbrass: Did Hina get an attack of opportunity?
The Drufle: Well, he fails.
Tekton:
Reflex Save
Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 18 + 3 = 21 »
The Drufle: Oh ok.
The Drufle: We'll use yours, I suppose.
Tekton: « HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = -3 = -3 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" =  » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" =  » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" =  » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" =  » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" =  » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Lost 3 HP!
19 / 22 HP remaining...
Hina Takahashi: who would be suicidal enough to trigger an attack of opportunity from hina
Tekton: i was looking for the reference
Hina Takahashi: (would I get one though)
Tekton: so these things are like tiny statues
The Drufle: I keep forgetting.
Tekton: shaped like letters
The Drufle: I thought you only get an aoo from leaving a threatened area.
The Drufle: Not from moving through one.
Bernard Blackbrass: It was a ranged attack.
The Drufle: Oh.
The Drufle: Yeah, right.
The Drufle: Forgot about that.
Bernard Blackbrass: Unless this is something different.
The Drufle: No, it's an ordinary spell.
The Drufle: Take a swing.
Hina Takahashi: Hina strikes at Wrath as it casts a spell at her allies behind her.
Hina Takahashi:
Attack!

Greatsword

This sword can cut through anything! Mostly!
Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+4) vs AC Damage (+4)
1d20(4)+4 = 8 2d6+6(12)+4 = 16 Slashing
Hina Takahashi: nice to hit there hina
The Drufle: And you miss.
The Drufle: So yeah, they got fired.
Tekton: naisu
Jenna Callahan has received initiative.
The Drufle: Jenna's turn, then.
Ezra: Okay, you use YOUR forbidden technique of your people.
Ezra: We got thiiiis.
Ezra:
Fly Check
At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: There shall be no flying.
Bernard Blackbrass: no, he was checking for flies
Jenna Callahan: Jenna will, of course, activate Inspired Courage as a standard action and five foot step next to Hina and Ezra.
Ezra: bzzz
Jenna Callahan: Inspire Courage, rather.
The Drufle: Well, there aren't any flies.
The Drufle: Right then.
Jenna Callahan: Everyone gains +1 to hit and +1 damage! Enjoy.
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
Bernard Blackbrass: because ezra didn't need to get in there and swing
The Drufle: Hina can take more swings then.
The Drufle: Or miss.
The Drufle: Whichever.
Bernard Blackbrass: Go Go Wrath Girl
Ezra: Use the forbidden sword swing of your people!
Hina Takahashi: YES
Hina Takahashi: Hina swings her blade at Wrath.
Hina Takahashi:
Attack!

Greatsword

This sword can cut through anything! Mostly!
Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+4) vs AC Damage (+4)
1d20(10)+4 = 14 2d6+6(12)+4 = 16 Slashing
Hina Takahashi: does a 15 hit
The Drufle: A 14 hits.
The Drufle: So yes.
The Drufle: Poor, poor Wrath.
The Drufle: So much fire, so little health.
Ezra: "I'm going to miss the heat, really."
Jenna Callahan: Jenna interrupts her singing briefly. "Great job, Hina!"
Ezra: "No wait, we're in a desert, right."
The Drufle: Is that all?
* Bernard Blackbrass whistles peacefully. "Feels calmer all of a sudden."
Ezra has received initiative.
The Drufle: Ezra can go then.
Ezra: Okay can I boost over those two in front of me and lnad on the other side
The Drufle: Acrobatics.
Hina Takahashi: indeed
Ezra: Is that a standard thing to do with it or am I being really ridiculous
The Drufle: That's a move.
Ezra: I can't gauge my wackiness here, it is just off the charts
Bernard Blackbrass: "Hold back girl."
Hina Takahashi: "I've had enough of this fire. Let's finish the last one off."
Bernard Blackbrass: "We got this."
Ezra: right well
The Drufle: My, that is a weird pog.
The Drufle: I'll just use these for now.
Ezra: guess i'll give it a shot
Ezra: for fun
The Drufle: Have a go!
Ezra:
Acrobatics Check
At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)
* Bernard Blackbrass looks a bit worried.
The Drufle: ...
The Drufle: Yeah, no.
Ezra: what'd i roll
The Drufle: Try not to roll a 1 when you're vaulting over people.
Tekton: you trip fall down the stars and die
Ezra: well i got that there +9
The Drufle: Yeah, but that's not nearly high enough.
Bernard Blackbrass: No, you trip and roll down the stairs, taking 1d6 per ten feet.
Ezra: ninjas don't fall
Ezra: so i just don't succeed then?
Ezra: okay..
Tekton: they disagree with gravity
The Drufle: Yeah, it's high enough that you don't horribly fail.
Ezra: Can I throw a star past him?
Ezra: I'm not sure how that works
Ezra: or is he too in the way
The Drufle: I think so, I don't think allies significantly affect line of sight.
* Bernard Blackbrass raises his axe lazily, judging the heft, judging his foe, yawning, then before finishing that, brings it careening down upon his foe inevitably.
Bernard Blackbrass: (oh wait)
Tekton: booo
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+5 => 18 + 5 = 23
The Drufle: That was just a move action, she still has a standard.
The Drufle: You hit, yes.
* Ezra rolls: 1d2+1 => 1 + 1 = 2
Ezra: pff
The Drufle: Alright.
The Drufle: So Bernard, you were attacking?
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
Bernard Blackbrass: Bernard Blackbrass raises his axe lazily, judging the heft, judging his foe, yawning, then before finishing that, brings it careening down upon his foe inevitably.
Ezra: i should just get a bow huh
Bernard Blackbrass: And add a +5
The Drufle: Or that crossbow, yeah.
Bernard Blackbrass:
Attack!

Greataxe

Crushing
Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+1) vs AC Damage (+1)
1d20(3)+1 = 4 3d6+1(12)+1 = 13 Slashing
Ezra: Didn't someone else take that?
The Drufle: I'm going to go with no.
The Drufle: I think Bernard actually did.
The Drufle: Or he said he was going to.
The Drufle: But yeah, even with a +5 and a +1 you don't hit.
Ezra: In any case, does it even fire arrows?
The Drufle: Nope.
Bernard Blackbrass: That does it, I move this a way.
The Drufle: Alright.
The Drufle: It's his turn then!
Ezra: "Bring it, fatty!"
The Drufle: He feels like having more health.
Ezra: (his name is gluttony that is the joke)
* The Drufle rolls: 1d10+1 => 1 + 1 = 2
The Drufle: A maximum and a minimum.
The Drufle: How appropriate.
Ezra: Is he full
Ezra: I could empty his stomach for him.
Ezra: I've done it before.
The Drufle: He is, yes.
Bernard Blackbrass: do I get to swing at him
The Drufle: You do, yes.
Tekton: what's that supposed to be
Bernard Blackbrass:
Attack!

Greataxe

Crushing
Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+1) vs AC Damage (+1)
1d20(20)+1 = 21 3d6+1(17)+1 = 18 Slashing
1d20(4)+1 = 5 3d6+1(14)+1 = 15 Slashing
The Drufle: Necromancy.
The Drufle: oshit
Hina Takahashi: oshi
The Drufle: Well the first hits, the second doesn't.
The Drufle: So just the 19.
Bernard Blackbrass: "Whoopsie."
The Drufle: Just broke the poor thing, you bastard.
The Drufle: Oh.
Tekton: false life or
The Drufle: False life, yeah.
The Drufle: Also I just realized that Hina should get another attack.
Ezra: oh wait i forgot the +1 to my star x_x
The Drufle: I should really start moving these guys away first.
The Drufle: Remember next time, Ezra.
Ezra: indeed
The Drufle: Hina: you have another swing.
The Drufle: Don't screw it up.
Ezra: if only we could have two macro'd weapons
The Drufle: Yup.
The Drufle: Satona?
Ezra: maybe he's pooping
Ezra: you don't know
The Drufle: Yeah, I dunno where he went.
Ezra: well, you can do it right
Hina Takahashi:
Attack!

Greatsword

This sword can cut through anything! Mostly!
Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+4) vs AC Damage (+4)
1d20(16)+4 = 20 2d6+6(11)+4 = 15 Slashing
The Drufle: Ah.
Hina Takahashi: DEAD
The Drufle: Well, that ended earlier than I had hoped.
The Drufle: Yes!
The Drufle: The battle is over.
The Drufle: I'll add the exp to your sheets, one moment.
Ezra: "Good work, then."
Hina Takahashi: "We smell a bit toasty, but we're fine. . . now do we go further?"
Tekton:
* Bernard Blackbrass grumbles through drowsiness.
Tekton: where are the buttons to this elevator
Tekton:
Ezra: "The wall will disappear, I expect. Just like in the stories."
The Drufle: Man, you guys are so close to leveling up.
Bernard Blackbrass: I can buy Use Magic Device and another language!
Ezra: "I used to steal from libraries."
The Drufle: So yeah, that wall doesn't disappear.
Bernard Blackbrass: "If only I learned to read."
The Drufle: It's still there, glowing and zappy.
* Bernard Blackbrass takes a swing at the wall.
Ezra: "...Any second now."
Bernard Blackbrass:
Attack!

Greataxe

Crushing
Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+1) vs AC Damage (+1)
1d20(14)+1 = 15 3d6+1(16)+1 = 17 Slashing
The Drufle: Is your axe made of metal?
Ezra: "Did it break?"
Bernard Blackbrass: It is made of stone.
Bernard Blackbrass: ahaha no it's metal
Hina Takahashi: pzzzzzzzzzzzzt
Tekton:
Knowledge Arcana Check
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only)
* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 2
Bernard Blackbrass:
Initiative Check
Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 18 + 0 = 18 »
The Drufle: Oh.
The Drufle: Wait, you have electric resist.
The Drufle: Nevermind.
The Drufle: Freaking tieflings.
Hina Takahashi: what DOESN'T he reist
Bernard Blackbrass:
Hina Takahashi: *resist
Tekton: is brass a dragon type
The Drufle: They have fire, acid, and electric 5
The Drufle: Ezra, off the pillar.
Bernard Blackbrass: I thought cold was one.
Ezra: "Can we go over it?"
Tekton: they're owling
The Drufle: Cold, sorry.
The Drufle: You cannot, no.
Tekton:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: The wall and columns reach a good 20 feet up.
Bernard Blackbrass: I do feel half-dragon and half-giant.
Bernard Blackbrass: And half-fiend.
Ezra: I look for buttons and such.
The Drufle: Tekton sees a whole lot of nothing.
Ezra:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: There are no buttons.
Ezra: Plates?
The Drufle: Although I should reveal the other exits.
Bernard Blackbrass: "Let's Send Hina First."
Ezra: Are those slopes one way?
The Drufle: Remember, small steps.
Tekton: did i bring detect secret doo-
Tekton: no
Ezra: or are they slopes at all?
The Drufle: They're not, no.
The Drufle: Only at the edges of the temple.
Tekton: i have scrolls here i bet jenna can cast them
Ezra: "This seems impassable for the moment. Let's try a different way."
The Drufle: Any direction you please.
The Drufle: Except west.
Ezra: "These other rooms look similar to this one..."
Ezra: "Could the same trap be in place?"
Tekton: who has trapfinding
Jenna Callahan: Is this the only entrance to the temple?
Hina Takahashi: "Right then, what awaits us in here. . ."
The Drufle: You only saw one side of the temple.
The Drufle: You have no idea if there are others.
Tekton: can i take 10 on deciphering a scroll
Tekton: i mean
Tekton: 20
Bernard Blackbrass: I'll be back.
The Drufle: No.
Ezra:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
Ezra: Anything in here?
The Drufle: Hm.
Ezra: Wait till I finish my check!
The Drufle: There are the same symbols on the columns, and the lower right area seems slightly lower.
Hina Takahashi: sphere of annihilation in the statue's mouth
Ezra: "Part of the room is lower than the rest."
Ezra: "See it? In that corner."
Ezra: Was the last room like that?
The Drufle: It was not.
Ezra: "Avoid stepping there. Let's peek in the next room."
The Drufle: You may proceed in any direction: this room has no walls as of yet.
Ezra: "Don't step on the tiles of this room yet."
Ezra:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: Nothing seems to be unusual here.
The Drufle: Still nothing.
Ezra: Man Brass should be spotting
Tekton: little did we know that stepping on the tiles makes us the 1 millionth visitor
Tekton: our prize is unlimited wishes
The Drufle: If only.
The Drufle: Too bad for you that this is an evil campaign.
The Drufle: Is anyone going to move?
The Drufle: You're all huddled in the corridor.
Ezra: make brass percept
Hina Takahashi: did tekton step on the tiles
Bernard Blackbrass:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: Not on the bad ones, no.
Tekton: our prize is releasing 666 of the worst evil outsiders sealed under this temple
The Drufle: Brass notes that two tiles in this room are raised, and that a thin wire is stretched across the northern colonnade.
Tekton: jebus
Ezra: "More traps, I assume..
Ezra: so like
Tekton: more prizes
Ezra: this is wrong right
The Drufle: You can safely traverse the middle tiles with diagonal movement.
The Drufle: Yes, it is.
The Drufle: Only the middle two tiles are actually floor.
Hina Takahashi: "Someone was quite dilligent in making this place a deathtrap i suppose. . . I wonder what is in here?"
The Drufle: Golurk, you stepped on the tile.
Hina Takahashi: oh fu-
Tekton: what
The Drufle: Good job.
Ezra: Oh cmon
Tekton: wait which ones
Tekton: you said diagonal movement
The Drufle: Yes, between the two.
The Drufle: Not directly across it.
Tekton: naniii
Ezra: We have to take each step individually?
The Drufle: Yes.
The Drufle: Or take a path not over the tiles.
Tekton: oh i get it
The Drufle: Like that.
The Drufle: That is safe.
Tekton: fucking lines
The Drufle: The next time one of you screws that up I'm triggering the trap.
Ezra: is this like a brain test or something
The Drufle: So, which direction does the party travel?
The Drufle: No, it's a test of how to draw straight lines.
Hina Takahashi: not north
Tekton: where's the gym leader
The Drufle: You can travel safely north by stepping over the wire.
Hina Takahashi: oh
Ezra: "We can't proceed north...so I get the feeling it's important.
Tekton: man i need a walkthrough
Hina Takahashi: "Shall we then?"
Ezra: "Let's go west."
Tekton: "you first"
Hina Takahashi: "These rooms don't end do they?"
Tekton: "you should go first ninjoo"
Tekton: ninjew
Bernard Blackbrass:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
Ezra:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
Tekton: the jewish ninja
The Drufle: Brass sees nothing of interest in the room.
Tekton: im terrible
The Drufle: And neither does Ezra.
Hina Takahashi:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
* Asema rolls: 1d20+3 => 3 + 3 = 6
The Drufle: Hina sees quite a lot of nothing.
Tekton: let's throw a thing
The Drufle: Man nobody sees anything do they.
Tekton: chalk
Tekton:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: Well according to your eyes, this room is completely spotless.
The Drufle: Tekton is, of course, utterly blind.
Tekton: druuuufle
The Drufle: So yeah!
Ezra: Have Jenna percepticize
The Drufle: Not a single trap here.
The Drufle: She already did.
Tekton: "does anyone have something heavy"
Ezra: It's LIES
Hina Takahashi: "I don't see anything strange. . ."
The Drufle: Step by step by grueling step, the party moves forward.
Tekton: "you go first owlo"
Tekton: i cant think today
The Drufle: And!
Tekton: wait how bright is it in here
Tekton: do we need torches
The Drufle: No.
Ezra: its fully lit shut up!!
The Drufle: But Ezra did just step on a pressure plate.
Tekton: that's nice
Ezra: who you workin for!?
Tekton: that's not nice
Ezra: "Okay, make with the spooks."
The Drufle: Acid begins raining from the ceiling.
* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 3
Tekton: what!
* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 4
The Drufle: Neither of you resist acid, right?
Ezra: I jump back
Bernard Blackbrass: Right well
Ezra: can i dodge back maybe
Tekton:
Reflex Save
Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 5 + 3 = 8 »
Tekton: damnit
The Drufle: Make a reflex, sure.
Ezra:
Reflex Save
Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 15 + 5 = 20 »
Tekton: « HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = -4 = -4 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" =  » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" =  » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" =  » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" =  » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" =  » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Lost 4 HP!
15 / 22 HP remaining...
The Drufle: Ezra's fine.
Jenna Callahan: Jenna isn't in the room, as such. Does she have to save?
The Drufle: No.
Jenna Callahan: All right, then. Cool.
The Drufle: Only those who were in the room have to.
Tekton: maybe we should've brought rocks
The Drufle: So yeah, that room is slowly pooling with acid.
Tekton: in sacks
Ezra: I brought a rock.
The Drufle: Ezra has a rock.
Ezra: I should use my rock more.
Hina Takahashi: oh I need to save don't i
The Drufle: Nope.
Tekton: "does anyone have alkaline tablets"
Hina Takahashi: oh
The Drufle: Only Tekton and Ezra were in the room.
The Drufle: Uh.
The Drufle: Sure.
Tekton: ew it's white
Tekton: oh my god
The Drufle: There, better.
The Drufle: Now how about you don't step in the acid room.
Ezra: So passing through this will not be healthy, I guess.
The Drufle: Most likely not.
Ezra: "Anyone got a mop?"
Hina Takahashi: "That probably won't help very much."
Ezra: "Tekton, are you damaged?"
Hina Takahashi: "We have two other ways to go, then."
Ezra: "Don't hesitate to heal if you need to."
The Drufle: Are we going south?
Hina Takahashi: ja
The Drufle: Poor idea.
The Drufle: You've found the edge of the temple!
The Drufle: There's nothing here.
Ezra: So this is outside?
Golurk is disconnected.
Golurk is disconnected.
The Drufle: Effectively, yes.
Jenna Callahan: So, is it possible for Jenna to move diagonally through the trap spaces, then around the tripwire, to the room to the north?
Ezra: "Seems like a 3x3 grid of rooms, then."
The Drufle: Yeah.
The Drufle: That's the idea.
Jenna Callahan: "Well, let's go that way, then!" Jenna points north.
Ezra: "Let me just confirm that."
The Drufle: You can't take any path that goes directly over the trapped squares without setting them off.
The Drufle: More slope.
Ezra: "Return to the first room, then!"
Golurk has connected.
Ezra: "Careful of the traps!"
The Drufle: Er.
Hina Takahashi: what
Hina Takahashi: WHAT
The Drufle: Hina.
The Drufle: What was that.
Hina Takahashi: that was an accident
Hina Takahashi: I was TRYING to avoid it
Hina Takahashi: i missed
Jenna Callahan: In which Hina moves into a trap.
The Drufle: Yeah, no.
Hina Takahashi: D: D: D:
The Drufle: You already used up your grace.
Hina Takahashi: shit
The Drufle: Small holes appear in the columns, and fire shoots into the center of the room.
* The Drufle rolls: 1d6 => 5
Ezra: can i tackle her out the way
The Drufle: Reflex to miss it.
Ezra: nah
Hina Takahashi:
Reflex Save
Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 14 + 2 = 16 »
The Drufle: Good enough.
The Drufle: Hina rolls out from under the jets.
Golurk is disconnected.
Golurk is disconnected.
The Drufle: Now, try not to screw up anymore.
Hina Takahashi: "Whoa! That. . . right, let's not do that again. . ."
Ezra: Are those traps gone now?
The Drufle: You do that enough times, you will die.
The Drufle: The fire jets are now deactivated, yes.
Ezra: Right...
Ezra: Lets go north
Golurk has connected.
Bernard Blackbrass: So that's where we are.
Golurk: gasp
Ezra: Drufle jenna is down there
The Drufle: Is she?
Ezra: on my screen yes
The Drufle: I see her in the room.
Tekton: what happen
Jenna Callahan: No, she's following along.
Tekton: the internet farted
Jenna Callahan: At a safe distance.
Ezra: weird
Ezra: never mind, then
The Drufle: Tekton: Hina hit a trap.
The Drufle: Almost got set on fire.
The Drufle: Rolled out of the way.
Tekton: did she died
Ezra:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
Tekton: that's nice
The Drufle: Time to play another round of "Everyone rolls Perception!"
Tekton: wait are we back where we started
Tekton:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: You are, yes.
Bernard Blackbrass:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: Ok wow.
Ezra: get yer percept'on
Hina Takahashi:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: Bernard, being incredibly perceptive
The Drufle: not only notices the slight depression in the north of the room.
The Drufle: But also notices that the ceiling is pitted.
Hina Takahashi: spikes
The Drufle: There are no other traps in this room.
Bernard Blackbrass: "Everyone look up."
Ezra: "Huh. A ceiling trap? Like the poison one, maybe."
The Drufle: Should I be making these squares thicker?
The Drufle: More visible?
Ezra: sure
Ezra: thats kinda subtle
Bernard Blackbrass: Well now, sure, show 'em.
Bernard Blackbrass: "Throw a rock, darling."
Tekton: this is like that movie
Bernard Blackbrass: "Do step back."
Tekton: except we arent assholes to each other for some reason
Tekton: ~*evil campaign*~
Ezra: I chuck a rock at the depression
Ezra: I'm like a self help book.
The Drufle: Yeah, I'm honestly surprised nobody's pushed someone into a pit yet.
Tekton: does the square denote the area where the spikes fall
The Drufle: No.
The Drufle: That's where the depression is.
The Drufle: The rock lands on the floor and pushes it down, causing the columns to rumble.
Bernard Blackbrass: Where do the spikes hit?
Bernard Blackbrass: if any
The Drufle: First off, the room becomes nearly sealed.
The Drufle: And long, thin metal rods come from the ceiling and columns into the center.
Hina Takahashi: "You have to be kidding. What is at the center of this place?"
Ezra: "That's elaborate."
The Drufle: The rods are stuck where they are now, so the room is now safe.
The Drufle: There's nowhere to go, however.
Ezra: Is my rock there?
Ezra: I want it back.
The Drufle: It is.
The Drufle: You may safely retrieve it.
Ezra: Okay.
Bernard Blackbrass: How much damage were these walls?
The Drufle: Damage?
Bernard Blackbrass: Yes.
The Drufle: Walls don't have damage.
The Drufle: Do you mean the trap?
Ezra: You said they were electical?
Bernard Blackbrass: The electric wall I swung into.
The Drufle: Ah.
The Drufle: 1d6 if hit with a metal weapon.
The Drufle: Or something else conductive.
The Drufle: Electrical damage, of course.
* Bernard Blackbrass gets the bright idea to walk through it.
Ezra: "I guess there is only one passage to that middle room, now."
Ezra: It's a wall.
The Drufle: Are you actually going to walk through an electric wall.
Ezra: they're generally solid
Bernard Blackbrass: Are they solid?
The Drufle: They're like
The Drufle: colloidal.
The Drufle: Fluid, I'd say.
Bernard Blackbrass: I don't know what that word means and oh okay.
The Drufle: You could get through one, but you'd take a severe amount of damage.
The Drufle: And by severe I mean you would die.
Ezra: Back down then
Hina Takahashi: "Staying behind everyone else are you?"
Ezra: I have a plan!
Bernard Blackbrass: I roll an Intelligence Check.
The Drufle: For?
* Brass rolls: 1d20+5 => 12 + 5 = 17
Bernard Blackbrass: "...nah."
Ezra: "Perhaps we can trip that wire."
Ezra: "But that may activate another wall."
Ezra: "What do you think?"
Bernard Blackbrass: "Can you disarm it?"
Ezra: "I could cut it from here with ease. I don't know about disarming it."
Ezra: How does that work anyway
The Drufle: You have to find the trap mechanism.
Ezra: Does it use a skill?
The Drufle: However, you don't know if these traps are mechanical or magical.
Bernard Blackbrass: If you can outline it carefully we can all bypass it.
The Drufle: Dungeoneering, I believe.
Ezra: Yeah, I don't have that.
The Drufle: At least for discerning the trap.
Bernard Blackbrass: DIsable Device!
The Drufle: Disable device for removing it, yes.
Ezra: Now that I do have.
Ezra: +9
Ezra: Does Jenna have Dungeoneering?
The Drufle: Yes.
The Drufle: She has all knowledge skills.
Bernard Blackbrass: Are you sure that isn't just Bardic
Jenna Callahan:
Knowledge Dungeoneering Check
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only)
Ezra: "Take a look."
The Drufle: It is, yes.
The Drufle: But she can still use them.
The Drufle: Jenna cannot discern anything about the trap.
Ezra: Do it again!
Ezra: foever
The Drufle: You know you can't do that.
Ezra: I thought we could...
Ezra: But okay
The Drufle: Well, technically you could.
The Drufle: But you'd be here a long time.
The Drufle: So, up or left?
Ezra: Well left is still full of acid
Ezra: Right?
The Drufle: That sure is acid.
Hina Takahashi: lots of acid
Ezra: And I can't tell if it's a trap or not?
The Drufle: No, it's certainly a trap.
Ezra: I mean a
Ezra: mechanical one
The Drufle: You just don't know if it's mechanical or magical.
The Drufle: You do not, no.
Bernard Blackbrass: Can we go south?
The Drufle: That's outside.
Ezra: So attempting to 'Disable Device' on a magical one
Ezra: does that end badly
The Drufle: It activates the trap.
Ezra: Hrm..
Ezra: I suppose activating it on purpose would just achieve what I'd do by failing to disable it
The Drufle: You guys could just step over the wire, you know.
Ezra: so i may as well try to disable it
The Drufle: It's like two inches off the ground.
Ezra: Shut up!
Ezra: wait really
Hina Takahashi: yes
The Drufle: Yes.
Hina Takahashi: he said that earlier
The Drufle: I mentioned this a while ago.
Ezra: Right but
Ezra: no check or
The Drufle: Nope.
The Drufle: Step over it.
Ezra: sigh
Ezra: okay
Ezra: FINE
The Drufle: Well then.
The Drufle: Walls!
Ezra: Whuh
Ezra: can i go through
The Drufle: Yes.
Ezra:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: Don't mind the tiling inconsistencies.
Ezra: not so fast mister
Ezra: form of perception
The Drufle: You see nothing unusual in the room.
Ezra: you do it
Ezra: percept
Golurk is disconnected.
Golurk is disconnected.
Golett has connected.
Ezra: And Jenna too, the perceptish thing
Ezra: cough
Ezra:
Fly Check
At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: Where is everyone?
Ezra: i died from waiting
The Drufle: Should I just start doing manual rolls.
Hina Takahashi: dead
Ezra: got dungeonlung
Hina Takahashi:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: Hina also sees nothing.
Ezra: can you roll for them
The Drufle: Sure.
Ezra: i mean i'd do it but i can't
Bernard Blackbrass:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
Golett is disconnected.
Golett is disconnected.
Jenna Callahan:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: Well, that does it.
Genesect has connected.
The Drufle: Jenna definitively finds that this room has no traps whatsoever.
Ezra: So its just
Ezra: empty
The Drufle: Yup.
Hina Takahashi: not triggering this thing
The Drufle: Go ahead inside.
Hina Takahashi: "All the death and stuff outside and nothing here?"
Ezra: Drufle when you tell me to do things I find it hard to trust
Genesect: fucking
Genesect: internet
The Drufle: xD
Ezra: we should talk about these trust issues
The Drufle: Yeah, I know.
Genesect: can i get persimmons
Ezra: Okay we're in are we dead
The Drufle: If I say "definitively" you'll know that I'm being truthful.
The Drufle: No, Jenna rolled a 20.
The Drufle: There, Golurk.
Ezra: Tip, you should draw the walls next time
Ezra: black line em maybe
The Drufle: Oh for the rooms?
The Drufle: Yeah, I should've done that.
The Drufle: Sorry, it makes sense to me because I can see everything.
Ezra: whats upwards
The Drufle: Another room.
Ezra: I was expecting something in the center really.
Ezra: I'm sad!
Ezra: "I'm starting to feel like this place is just traps."
The Drufle: Oh, actually.
Ezra: "Well, you know what to do with this room."
The Drufle: That wall should be there.
Ezra:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: Not a thing in this room.
Bernard Blackbrass:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: Bernard, however.
The Drufle: Notices the wire in the center of the room.
Ezra: You lied the first time!! ;-;
Bernard Blackbrass: "Wire."
Bernard Blackbrass: "Let's step over this one, everyone."
Ezra: "That's a -wonderful- idea."
The Drufle: Yes, I should mention.
Ezra: "Careful, there may be more traps."
The Drufle: Once a wire is spotted, unlike a plate, it poses no danger.
The Drufle: I'll leave it there, just for show.
The Drufle: To the north is the outside once more.
Bernard Blackbrass:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: There doesn't appear to be anything wrong with this room.
Ezra:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: Man, where are the rest of the party's eyes?
Ezra: They're dead on the inside.
Bernard Blackbrass: Leave it to the tieflings.
The Drufle: The tieflings see no traps.
Bernard Blackbrass: master race of devilkind
Jenna Callahan:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
Ezra: "I hope it's an electric trap, I need a charge to keep me awake."
Tekton:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
Hina Takahashi:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: Nobody sees any traps at all.
Ezra: "I was expecting like, a minotaur, or something as silly."
The Drufle: Until Brass trips the wire, of course.
Bernard Blackbrass: "Flick."
Ezra: "Hm?"
Hina Takahashi: "Wha-"
The Drufle: Darts shoot from holes in the ceiling and walls, heading for Brass.
The Drufle: Reflex to dodge, Bernard.
Bernard Blackbrass: It's not an attack roll?
The Drufle: No.
Bernard Blackbrass:
Reflex Save
Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 12 + 0 = 12 »
The Drufle: Finally, I hit someone with a trap.
* The Drufle rolls: 1d8 => 5
Bernard Blackbrass: « HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = -5 = -5 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" =  » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" =  » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" =  » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" =  » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" =  » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Lost 5 HP!
16 / 21 HP remaining...
The Drufle: And along with that.
Bernard Blackbrass: "Grrgh"
The Drufle: Brass drops to the floor, unconscious.
Ezra: "Damn."
Ezra: "Hey, get up."
The Drufle: He does not wake up.
Ezra: Draaag
Hina Takahashi: "Right then. . . what are we doing about this?"
Golurk has connected.
The Drufle: You can cure the poison with a sufficient heal check, if you'd like.
Ezra: My heal is terrible
Hina Takahashi: "Would be dangerous to leave him somewhere. . . or split the group. Does anyone think that can help him?"
Bernard Blackbrass: was there a fortitude save
The Drufle: You can make one now, if you'd like.
Bernard Blackbrass:
Fortitutde Save
Fortitude Roll: « d20 + Fortitude = 7 + 3 = 10 »
The Drufle: Nope.
The Drufle: You can make one every five minutes, I'll say.
Bernard Blackbrass: bullshit
The Drufle: Is the party going to do anything?
Ezra: Tekton can try to heal.
Golurk is disconnected.
Golurk is disconnected.
Tekton:
Heal Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
The Drufle: And he does!
Bernard Blackbrass: That's right Tekton. Suck the poison out.
The Drufle: Tekton's salves bring Brass back to consciousness.
Ezra: ("Bah weirder hoomans!")
* Bernard Blackbrass suddenly hops briskly to his feet. At least that shook off his drowsiness.
Genesect is disconnected.
Genesect is disconnected.
Bernard Blackbrass: "Aaah, right."
Bernard Blackbrass: ("How long was I out?"
The Drufle: It's only been about 5 minutes.
Ezra: "Not long."
Hina Takahashi: "Oh, good. He came to."
The Drufle: The dart trap is gone now, if you'd like to continue.
Ezra: "Good thing it wasn't Tekton that got knocked out."
Ezra: So those darts seem nice are there any lying around
Ezra: I'm a looter!
The Drufle: There are 5 usable ones on the ground.
* Bernard Blackbrass coolly brushes his struck body, maintaining noble composure, and keeps walking inside.
Ezra: gimme
The Drufle: You know, the party does seem to spend a lot of their time unconscious.
The Drufle: You guys should do something about that.
Ezra: We could get alarm clocks
Ezra:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
Ezra: I'll just take another look.
The Drufle: Nope.
The Drufle: Nothing left in here.
Ezra: Say definitively for me
Ezra: cmon
The Drufle: There are absolutely no more traps in this room, I assure you.
Ezra: He didn't say it.
Ezra: Perception, everyone!!!
Bernard Blackbrass: fuck that
Ezra: Quickly, before its too late!!
Ezra: Hey
Ezra: Can I look left from here?
The Drufle: He's fine.
Ezra: Outside, that is
Bernard Blackbrass: "Go check the outside."
The Drufle: Right outside is a steep cliff, so you can't lean out too far.
Ezra: Can I see if there's a room behind that barrier?
The Drufle: Which barrier?
Ezra: Yes
The Drufle: It's just more outside.
Golurk has connected.
Ezra: "That's odd."
Ezra: "There's no room past there, far as I know."
Ezra: "Why would they block it?"
Bernard Blackbrass:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
Ezra: "And this isn't outside."
The Drufle: Bernard notices that the symbols on the columns are unusually eroded.
The Drufle: Also, there is a raised stone in the left of the room
The Drufle: Right there.
Ezra:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
Bernard Blackbrass: "Maybe these traps are wearing away, over time. Look ahead."
Bernard Blackbrass: "Do you see?'
The Drufle: Ezra sees nothing unusual, aside from what Brass saw.
Ezra: "I'd wager the plate is still active, though."
Bernard Blackbrass: "Those symbols are wearing down."
Hina Takahashi: "Perhaps we could try triggering it?"
Ezra: "Although, maybe we aren't the only ones that have passed through here."
* Bernard Blackbrass hefts his axe and brings it down five feet ahead of him.
The Drufle: ?
The Drufle: There isn't anything on that tile.
Bernard Blackbrass: Next.
The Drufle: Are you just going to systematically axe every tile?
Bernard Blackbrass: Yes.
The Drufle: If you hit the plate, you will set it off.
Bernard Blackbrass: That is what my 20 INT and barbarian mentality is telling me to do.
Bernard Blackbrass: Then I don't hit the plate. I avoid the plate.
The Drufle: Well, alright then.
The Drufle: All of the other tiles are safe.
Golurk is disconnected.
Golurk is disconnected.
Ezra: "You're a master of dungeoneering, truly."
The Drufle: Where is everybody, geez.
Bernard Blackbrass:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
Ezra: "Watch the plate, people."
The Drufle: Nothing in this room.
Ezra:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
Hina Takahashi: "Another room. . ."
Ezra: Lies!!!
The Drufle: Not a thing.
Hina Takahashi:
Perception Check
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only)
Bernard Blackbrass: chop chop chop
Hina Takahashi: LIES
Bernard Blackbrass: i 3 chop
The Drufle: Are you really going to hit every tile?
Golurk has connected.
Bernard Blackbrass: This is a Good Idea.
The Drufle: Well, sure.
The Drufle: Why not.
The Drufle: Bernard is right about there when he hits a tile and the columns begin glowing.
Bernard Blackbrass: move action!!!
Bernard Blackbrass: five foot step
Bernard Blackbrass: oh shit
Hina Takahashi: ENEMAY
The Drufle: Hey look!
The Drufle: More!
Bernard Blackbrass: Fitting.
Bernard Blackbrass: "Pretties!"
Bernard Blackbrass: I swing at it.
The Drufle: Lust?
Ezra:
Initiative Check
Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 8 + 5 = 13 »
Bernard Blackbrass: Yes.
Bernard Blackbrass: I whack at it now.
Bernard Blackbrass: Right now because i'm Evil.
The Drufle: Roll, then.
Bernard Blackbrass:
Attack!

Greataxe

Crushing
Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+1) vs AC Damage (+1)
1d20(6)+1 = 7 3d6+1(7)+1 = 8 Slashing
The Drufle: Nope.
Jenna Callahan:
Initiative Check
Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 14 + 3 = 17 »
Bernard Blackbrass:
Initiative Check
Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 10 + 0 = 10 »
Hina Takahashi:
Initiative Check
Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 12 + 2 = 14 »
Tekton has received initiative.
Tekton:
Initiative Check
Initiative Roll: d20 + 5 = 4 + 5 = 9
Hina Takahashi: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 1 + 6 = 7
* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 19 + 6 = 25
Golurk is disconnected.
Golurk is disconnected.
Tekton has received initiative.
The Drufle: Pride is up first!
The Drufle: The blue symbol flashes at Hina before disappearing completely.
Ezra: That lust sphere is like, totally hot.
Bernard Blackbrass: Will save to avert your eyes.
Hina Takahashi: what
Bernard Blackbrass: It flashed you.
Hina Takahashi: why this
The Drufle: It disappeared before your eyes.
Bernard Blackbrass: It opened its trenchcoat and wasn't selling watches.
Ezra: Everytime you go out, you get flashed.
Hina Takahashi: "That certainly wasn't what I was expecting at all."
Ezra: "Invisibility?"
Jenna Callahan has received initiative.
The Drufle: Jenna's turn!
The Drufle: Is asema still here?
Ezra: I expect given her limited movement opportunities
Golurk has connected.
Ezra: That she'll just sing.
The Drufle: He does not appear to be.
The Drufle: Yeah, we'll just have Jenna sing.
The Drufle: +1 to attack and damage, everyone.
The Drufle: I think moving would be a poor idea, anyway.
Ezra: ("Fight, fight, fight the sexy symbol!")
Jenna Callahan: She will just sing, and if she has already sung, she'll probably drop her sword and take otu her bow. She's not threatened, so all is well.
The Drufle: Ah.
The Drufle: Ok.
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
The Drufle: Hina, slash some sexy runes.
Bernard Blackbrass: "Wait Hina."
Bernard Blackbrass: "Walk around it and strike from my left."
Hina Takahashi: "Suits me fine."
Hina Takahashi: the hell
Hina Takahashi: i think that's what you meant?
Bernard Blackbrass: Yes. That's 20 feet.
Hina Takahashi: Hina attempts to tear into the figure with her blade.
Hina Takahashi:
Attack!

Greatsword

This sword can cut through anything! Mostly!
Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+4) vs AC Damage (+4)
1d20(8)+4 = 12 2d6+6(14)+4 = 18 Slashing
The Drufle: Please don't kill it in one hit.
The Drufle: Good.
The Drufle: I want to actually use this one.
Hina Takahashi: but i wanna
Ezra has received initiative.
The Drufle: Ezra's turn, then.
Ezra: I activate Deathwatch.
The Drufle: Excellent idea!
The Drufle: You see nothing.
Ezra: The other one is actually gone?
The Drufle: No, but you can't detect nonliving things.
Golurk is disconnected.
Golurk is disconnected.
The Drufle: Isn't that how it works?
Ezra: I thought I could see constructs and stuff
Bernard Blackbrass: You determine if a creature is neither alive nor dead.
Bernard Blackbrass: If it has a wisdom and charisma score, it's a creature.
The Drufle: Well, alright then, I suppose.
The Drufle: He's right here.
Hina Takahashi: OCH
Hina Takahashi: NO
Hina Takahashi: wait
Hina Takahashi: pride
Hina Takahashi: is hiding
Hina Takahashi: ?
Ezra:
Attack!

Wakizashi

Sharper than my wit, even.
Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+1) vs AC Damage (+1)
1d20(20)+1 = 21 1d6(1)+1 = 2 Slashing, Piercing
1d20(15)+1 = 16 1d6(1)+1 = 2 Slashing, Piercing
The Drufle: Oh for.
Bernard Blackbrass: Fuck yeah
The Drufle: So, you got a critical hit.
Bernard Blackbrass: what's the crit multiplier?
The Drufle: And managed minimum damage.
The Drufle: 5 damage, then.
Ezra: Ah
Bernard Blackbrass: It was probably invisible anyway.
Bernard Blackbrass: So there's like
Bernard Blackbrass: bunch of penalties to hitting it.
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
Ezra: I can see it though?
The Drufle: Bernard's turn, then.
The Drufle: You can, yes.
Ezra: Is it still invisible?
Bernard Blackbrass: "What do you see, Ezra?", he says as he swings his mighty axe. Man, his arm's getting sore.
Bernard Blackbrass:
Attack!

Greataxe

Crushing
Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+1) vs AC Damage (+1)
1d20(8)+1 = 9 3d6+1(9)+1 = 10 Slashing
Ezra: "Why don't you see for yourself? Use your Deathwatch!"
Bernard Blackbrass: "Can't now, being attacked."
Ezra: "The other is right in front of me!"
The Drufle: Brass misses, by the way.
The Drufle: Lust is apparently a powerful thing.
Bernard Blackbrass: (I presume I have it on always but okay)
Ezra: how come they get to stand on the pillars!
The Drufle: Because they fly.
Ezra: i don't get no funs
The Drufle: And are literally part of the pillar.
Tekton has received initiative.
The Drufle: Alright, what can Tekton do.
The Drufle: I don't really remember his spells, so lets hit a thing.
Tekton:
Attack!

Morningstar

*smack*
Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+0) vs AC Damage (+0)
1d20(9)+0 = 9 1d8(1)+0 = 1 Bludgeoning and Piercing
The Drufle: Or not, sure.
Ezra: He gets bonuses, rememeber
Ezra: I don't think his temps are set?
The Drufle: Only +1.
The Drufle: And that isn't enough.
The Drufle: Which temps?
Ezra: The song's ones.
Ezra: The macros have temp bonuses.
The Drufle: I added the temps anyway.
The Drufle: He still doesn't hit.
Ezra: Yes well
Ezra: yes
Ezra: onward!
Ezra: go on lust
The Drufle: Lust's turn!
Ezra: make me love you
The Drufle: But it's all the way over there!
The Drufle: Now then, we get to do some funky stuff.
Ezra: Nothing above PG-13 okay
Bernard Blackbrass: Make it happen
The Drufle: The Lust rune turns to Hina and blinks with purple symbols for a few seconds, then stops.
The Drufle: Does Hina do anything in return?
Bernard Blackbrass: That uh
Bernard Blackbrass: that spell Golurk showed
Bernard Blackbrass: it only lasts one round.
Ezra: Love is fleeting~~
Hina Takahashi: Hina holds her sword towards it; whatever the rune wants, it doesn't look like she's having any of it.
Bernard Blackbrass: More than enough time for Streak.
The Drufle: Well then, I guess we do this the hard way.
Ezra: ;i
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6 => 3
The Drufle: Screw you game.
Hina Takahashi: . . .
Hina Takahashi: « HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = -3 = -3 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" =  » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" =  » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" =  » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" =  » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" =  » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Lost 3 HP!
16 / 23 HP remaining...
* The Drufle rolls: 2d4 => 3
Ezra: You should've given it a little peck on the cheek.
The Drufle: You are sickened for 3 rounds.
Ezra: Or not.
Hina Takahashi: what does being sickened meen
Hina Takahashi: mean
The Drufle: You take a -2 on all rolls.
Bernard Blackbrass: -2
Hina Takahashi: feck
Ezra: It means Lust isn't that popular at Symbol School??
The Drufle: Good luck with that!
Ezra: it has a weird smell
The Drufle: It's also going to five-foot on top of the wall.
The Drufle: Because ha.
Bernard Blackbrass: Drat.
The Drufle: Oh, it's Pride's turn.
The Drufle: Fun.
Bernard Blackbrass: No one can see it!
The Drufle: You and Ezra can.
Bernard Blackbrass: We know where it is.
Bernard Blackbrass: We can't truly 'see' it.
The Drufle: True.
Ezra: You know Deathwatch is an at will thing Brass
Bernard Blackbrass: Yes but it's probably still invisible.
* The Drufle rolls: d20+2 => 15 + 2 = 17
Ezra: Knowing where it is is enough!
The Drufle: Ooh, just hits.
* The Drufle rolls: d3 => 1
Ezra: « HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = -1 = -1 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" =  » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" =  » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" =  » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" =  » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" =  » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Lost 1 HP!
17 / 18 HP remaining...
The Drufle: Yeah, physical attacks aren't their strong suit.
Jenna Callahan has received initiative.
The Drufle: Jenna's turn.
Ezra: "Hey, tickley."
Ezra: She could hit it now.
Hina Takahashi: hey could I stab it if I used a really long wepo
Jenna Callahan: Jenna moves up next to Tekton while singing and changes tune in order to heal him.
Hina Takahashi: wepon
Jenna Callahan: Tekton regains...
* Asema rolls: 1d8+1 => 1 + 1 = 2
Hina Takahashi: like, say, a lance
Jenna Callahan: 2 hit points.
Jenna Callahan: Thus ends my turn.
Tekton: « HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = 2 = 2 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" =  » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" =  » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" =  » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" =  » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" =  » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Gained 2 HP!
17 / 22 HP remaining...
The Drufle: Alright!
The Drufle: Hina: sure
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
The Drufle: Your turn, so take a stab.
Hina Takahashi: hmm, I don't think I can reach any of them with my sword so
Jenna Callahan: I am a fantastic healer.
Jenna Callahan: end suffering!
Hina Takahashi: can i drop my sword, ready my lance, and then use its reaching property to stab lust in the face
The Drufle: Yes.
Hina Takahashi: Ooooh.
The Drufle: Or whatever counts as a face.
Hina Takahashi: Hina, not very pleased with Lust's trickery, does just that.
Hina Takahashi: well I don't think I have my lance set in weapons so
The Drufle: You don't have a macro for that, so you'll have to look up the stats.
* Satonakaja rolls: 1d20+4 => 7 + 4 = 11
Hina Takahashi: whiff
The Drufle: Total and absolute.
Ezra has received initiative.
The Drufle: Ezra, kill something.
Ezra: Sure sure
Ezra:
Attack!

Wakizashi

Sharper than my wit, even.
Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+1) vs AC Damage (+1)
1d20(15)+1 = 16 1d6(4)+1 = 5 Slashing, Piercing
The Drufle: Good!
Ezra: Then I step back a bit
The Drufle: And that should be it then.
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
The Drufle: Can Brass even reach that far?
Bernard Blackbrass: Since I don't have +1 BAB
Bernard Blackbrass: I can't switch to a ranged weapon, so no.
Bernard Blackbrass: But I can swing at Pride.
Bernard Blackbrass:
Attack!

Greataxe

Crushing
Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+1) vs AC Damage (+1)
1d20(16)+1 = 17 3d6+1(9)+1 = 10 Slashing
The Drufle: And you hit!
The Drufle: And kill.
Ezra: "Nicely done."
The Drufle: Only one left, now.
Tekton has received initiative.
* Bernard Blackbrass grins through blackened, sandy teeth.
Tekton:
Hex

Evil Eye

The enemy is filled with dread.
Penalty: -2 to AC
« DC = 15 »
* The Drufle rolls: d20+2 => 3 + 2 = 5
The Drufle: Drat.
The Drufle: Well, Lust is weakened now.
The Drufle: But it's Lust's turn!
The Drufle: Fantastic.
The Drufle: Lust saunters over to Bernard and flashes the same purple symbols at him, then pausing.
The Drufle: Does Brass respond?
Bernard Blackbrass: No.
Ezra: Cmon kiss it
Bernard Blackbrass: "...wha..."
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6 => 9
Ezra: it likes ya
Bernard Blackbrass: « HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = -9 = -9 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" =  » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" =  » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" =  » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" =  » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" =  » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Lost 9 HP!
7 / 21 HP remaining...
You are bloodied!
* The Drufle rolls: 2d4 => 6
The Drufle: You are sickened for 6 rounds.
Bernard Blackbrass: "Whoa ARGH!"
The Drufle: Lust is going to mvoe away so it stops getting hit.
The Drufle: Except no.
The Drufle: I'm an idiot and already moved it.
Jenna Callahan has received initiative.
The Drufle: Jenna, go ahead.
Jenna Callahan: So is Lust in melee range?
The Drufle: If you move one up, yes.
Jenna Callahan: Good enough.
Jenna Callahan: Jenna will also use her swift action to activate Arcane Strike (+1 damage).
* Asema rolls: 1d20+4 => 19 + 4 = 23
The Drufle: Whelp.
Hina Takahashi: whelp
Jenna Callahan: That's a critical threat. Are they constructs?
The Drufle: Yes.
The Drufle: I should have remembered that earlier but oh well.
Jenna Callahan: I think you can critically hit constructs now (not elementals and oozes).
Jenna Callahan: I'll double check.
The Drufle: You can, yes.
Jenna Callahan: Yes. Undead and constructs can be critically hit and sneak attacked.
* Asema rolls: 1d20+4 => 14 + 4 = 18
Jenna Callahan: And that's a critical hit, correct?
The Drufle: Yup.
* Asema rolls: 2d8+10 => 11 + 10 = 21
The Drufle: I'm sorry, Lust.
The Drufle: You had a good time.
Hina Takahashi: DEAD
Hina Takahashi: "Oh good. That was starting to annoy the heck out of me!"
Ezra: "I think it just wanted a kiss, really."
Jenna Callahan: "No problem! Well, not anymore, I suppose."
Bernard Blackbrass: O
Bernard Blackbrass: "...i'm gonna hurl..."
Ezra: "There, there."
The Drufle: More exp for everyone.
* Bernard Blackbrass gets to hurling, fumbling for a healing potion.
Ezra: "Hurl away. It gets the bad stuff out."
Hina Takahashi: Hina puts her lance away and picks her greatsword back up. She's looking a bit like a walking armory, carrying two swords and a lance.
The Drufle: Oh.
* Bernard Blackbrass 's puke looks kind of... how to describe it? Dry?
The Drufle: You guys levelled up.
Ezra: "People tend to do it when you tell them you've poisoned them, but it doesn't actually help."
Ezra: "It's pretty funny though."
THEN THOSE FUCKERS SPOKE ABOUT THEIR LEVEL UPS FOR A FEW HOURS. THEY ARE THE -WORST- AT PARTIES, I SWEAR TO GOD.
Bernard Blackbrass: "Thank you darling."
Ezra: "Hmm, do you feel...funny?"
Ezra: "I feel a bit like I'm the most powerful thing alive. A bit."
Bernard Blackbrass: "Are you sure you're alive?"
Ezra: "I bleed, so probably."
Ezra: "I mean, thats usually how you tell."
Bernard Blackbrass: "But plants don't bleed."
* Bernard Blackbrass coughs up a bit more dry puke.
Ezra: "What, not even green blood, or something?"
Bernard Blackbrass: "Aha. I think that's trolls, but... maybe Tekton."
Bernard Blackbrass: "I don't think i've seen him get cut yet."
Ezra: "Well, the future's bright."
Ezra: "If this temple is halfway decent then we'll all bleed a bit."
Bernard Blackbrass: "What is it about this place... temple of ancients..."
Hina Takahashi: "Well, we kinda already have. . ."
Bernard Blackbrass:
Knowledge History Check
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only)
Bernard Blackbrass: (+10)
Bernard Blackbrass: "Ladies. We're not all in here to bleed ourselves."
Bernard Blackbrass: "Just Tekton maybe, to see if his is green."
The Drufle: Wait are we still going?
* Bernard Blackbrass chortles.
Ezra: We're gabbing
Bernard Blackbrass: I roll a +10 History check.
Bernard Blackbrass: (I took some ranks)
The Drufle: Ah.
The Drufle: Like pretty much everyone, you know near nothing about Malor and any of its inhabitants.
The Drufle: However, some of these symbols are looking familiar.
The Drufle: Bernard is sure that at some point, he has seen this language before.
Hina Takahashi: i feel like I did my skills all wrong
Hina Takahashi: didn't focus on anything
Bernard Blackbrass: Let's see them.
Bernard Blackbrass: You could only put one point in everything at level 1, so you could spread out.
Tekton: im lagging so much im happy everyone is lagging too
Tekton: ~*evil*~
Tekton: oh grood my first patron spell
Tekton: "jump"
Hina Takahashi: ah
Bernard Blackbrass: "I either puked up my ignorance or some dust bunnies."
Bernard Blackbrass: "Probably both."
Bernard Blackbrass: (I took a rank in Swim.)
Bernard Blackbrass: (isn't that great guys)
Ezra: (we're in a desert)
Bernard Blackbrass: (Fuck you.)
Bernard Blackbrass: (You may be laughing now but you won't be laughing when I Swim)
The Drufle: The only water in Malor is the ocean.
The Drufle: And I've already explained how bad of an idea swimming in the ocean is.
Ezra: Well I'm sure someone's keeping some somewhere
Bernard Blackbrass:
Swim Check
At-Will • Str (2 x Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only)
Bernard Blackbrass: I Swim to hit the monsters
The Drufle: You miss.
Ezra: Hey Drufle, about those darts I got
Bernard Blackbrass: We gotta see our nonessential checks.
Ezra: Do I have to identify them or something
Ezra: yes these are
Ezra: darts
Ezra: i've done it
The Drufle: They're basically tranquilizer darts.
The Drufle: They do 1d6 damage.
The Drufle: And knock their target unconscious.
Tekton: one more levels then free rerolls for everyone
Tekton: *level
The Drufle: So streak, how did the pictures go?
Ezra: I got enough I think
Tekton: did you guys fight anything when i was... pulled into the astral plane
Ezra: We fought Lust itself
Ezra: it tried to romance us
Tekton: ew
Tekton: is it a giant floating uterus
Ezra: That's why Brass is puking
Tekton: with balls
Ezra: No it was just one of those symbols
Tekton: why doesnt hina have an hp bar
Bernard Blackbrass: It flashed us
The Drufle: It was using a spell I found that was just great.
Tekton: unnatural lust?
The Drufle: Nope.
Bernard Blackbrass: That would be too good.
Tekton: you should've used that
Tekton: on everyone
Ezra: Anyway I got ki now.
The Drufle: It would have been awful though.
Ezra: And Shadow Clone!!
The Drufle: Because I would have had a penalty.
Ezra: "The ninja can create 1d4 shadowy duplicates of herself that conceal her true location. This ability functions as mirror image, using the ninja’s level as her caster level. Using this ability is a standard action that uses up 1 ki point."
Tekton: then we would wake up the next day naked and with all the orifices in pain
Tekton: yay
Ezra: I have 4 points.
Tekton: one more step towards being the hokage
Ezra: I don't know what that means
Ezra: but now
Ezra: LOG FORM
Bernard Blackbrass: I got
Ezra: im bark
Ezra: in log form
Bernard Blackbrass: Unearthly Terror.
Ezra: HOOOOOO
AND ON -THAT- BOMBSHELL, GOODNIGHT, FOR NOW........