Last time, our heroes had killed two more runes, and dinged. As such, they are now super powerful. Nothing can stop them. Or can it...Well, yes. Drufle's got plans.

The Evil Saga! Chapter 5 ~ Shitfinder

The Drufle:

So!

The Drufle:

Let's get this horrible ball rolling.

Ezra:

did we whisper asema

The Drufle:

I did earlier, yes.

The Drufle:

We can at least move through the rooms or something.

Ezra:

Last time, Brass was throwing up.

The Drufle:

Last time, the party killed two more runes and levelled up!

Ezra:

But he's better now.

* Bernard Blackbrass chokes up a few more sand grains.

The Drufle:

That too, yes.

The Drufle:

I'm sure he's fine.

* Bernard Blackbrass snorts.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Well then."

Bernard Blackbrass:

Nonsense, he has 7 HP.

The Drufle:

Well he isn't dead, is he.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Why do we have 30~ HP at level 2 anyway?

Ezra:

Oh yeah, we'd probably benefit from some healing.

The Drufle:

Hit dice and other shenanigans.

Ezra:

look we're in hell shush

The Drufle:

To be fair, I may have miscalculated on some of them.

Tekton:

Knowledge Arcana Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeArcana + IntBonus = 18 + 5 + 0 = 23 »

Tekton:

Knowledge Arcana Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeArcana + IntBonus = 14 + 5 + 0 = 19 »

Golurk:

drufle why isnt my token updated

Golurk:

i have to edit everything again

Tekton:

Hex		Cackle
heh heh heh heh +1 round: your mom

Golurk:

ok there we go

Tekton:

grr hoomans

Tekton:

+10 hp

Tekton:

at leve 1

Tekton:

becaue drufle is nice

The Drufle:

Yes.

The Drufle:

Mostly that.

The Drufle:

Also because I knew I would be bad at planning encounters.

Ezra:

What are our healing options?

The Drufle:

And didn't want everyone dying constantly.

Ezra:

Besides potions.

Tekton:

poti-

Tekton:

ons

Tekton:

pfft

The Drufle:

You have heal checks.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Complete Bedrest.

Tekton:

we can suck each other's blood

The Drufle:

DC 15 gets you 10 hp.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Heal checks don't help reliably.

The Drufle:

Not really, no.

Ezra:

Heal Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Heal + WisBonus = 3 + 0 + -2 = 1 »

Ezra:

-2 baby

Tekton:

we can at least eat the corpses of anyone that dies

The Drufle:

Very nice, Ezra.

The Drufle:

Try not to do that.

The Drufle:

It's best if you don't kill yourself.

Ezra:

What'd I get

Tekton:

Heal Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Heal + WisBonus = 11 + 2 + 1 = 14 »

The Drufle:

Bernard Blackbrass:

Brass tastes grainy.

Ezra:

are you

Ezra:

really

Ezra:

sigh

The Drufle:

3-2 is 1.

Bernard Blackbrass:

And he's all leathery like a dragon-type.

Ezra:

well i guess that's how this sessions going to go.

Hina Takahashi:

Heal Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Heal + WisBonus = 18 + 0 + 0 = 18 »

Tekton:

at least it wasnt a natural 1

Hina Takahashi:

« HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = 10 = 10 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" = » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" = » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" = » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" = » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" = » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Gained 10 HP!
26 / 38 HP remaining...

Tekton:

drufle how about me

Tekton:

Bernard Blackbrass:

can I step on this trap

The Drufle:

Sure!

The Drufle:

Go ahead.

Ezra:

No!

Jenna Callahan:

Heal Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Heal + WisBonus = 20 + 0 + -1 = 19 »

Jenna Callahan:

The Drufle:

Brass, you can roll heal check.

The Drufle:

If you want to try for health.

Ezra:

"You look a little beat up."

Bernard Blackbrass:

Fuck that. I'm going in like a real man.

The Drufle:

Alright then.

The Drufle:

Can do.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Heal Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Heal + WisBonus = 13 + 0 + 3 = 16 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

Heal Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Heal + WisBonus = 17 + 0 + 3 = 20 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

Heal Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Heal + WisBonus = 18 + 0 + 3 = 21 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

Heal Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Heal + WisBonus = 9 + 0 + 3 = 12 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

Heal Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Heal + WisBonus = 17 + 0 + 3 = 20 »

Ezra:

Tekton:

The Drufle:

You only get one roll, but your first one did make it.

Tekton:

no way

Bernard Blackbrass:

Real men have pocket medics

The Drufle:

Lucky you.

Bernard Blackbrass:

and no market gardeners.

Ezra:

"Still not enough!"

Tekton:

ok lets go while my connection is still fresh

The Drufle:

Would the party like to move on?

Ezra:

whats out here

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Which way..."

Tekton: (( we should use this instead of quotes ))

The Drufle:

The outside.

Bernard Blackbrass:

oh right... did I check my skills

Bernard Blackbrass:

Oh god I still have the Swim.

Tekton:

oh wait what happened to my skills

Tekton:

i mean spells

The Drufle:

They were not recharged.

Ezra:

"Let's continue this way, it seems to be the way forward..."

Tekton:

ok goo

The Drufle:

Left?

The Drufle:

Left is outside.

Ezra:

"oh.

Bernard Blackbrass:

It's probably fine...

The Drufle:

Down is a room!

Bernard Blackbrass:

or maybe I should have gone hit point.

Ezra:

You know the drill.

Ezra:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 19 + 4 + -2 = 21 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

Yeeaaah... i'm switching that skill rank to Perception.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I cannot swim now.

Tekton:

inkies

Tekton:

jinkies

The Drufle:

Ezra sees holes in the columns, but no wires or plates.

Tekton:

jnkies

Ezra:

Actually I'll drink a minor wounds potion

Ezra:

how much do those normally heal

Bernard Blackbrass:

Light wounds.

Ezra:

the weakest one

The Drufle:

Let me check.

Ezra:

Two holes...

Ezra:

Someone else look!

The Drufle:

1d8

Ezra:

!roll 1d8

Ezra:

* Ezra rolls: 1d8 => 3

Ezra:

butts

The Drufle:

Yep.

Ezra:

Well it's something!

Bernard Blackbrass:

Actually switch Swim for Ride.

Jenna Callahan:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 20 + 4 + -1 = 23 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

And that'll be that.

The Drufle:

Geez.

The Drufle:

Already with the 20s.

The Drufle:

Jenna, even from the back of the party, notices the thin wire system stretching throughout the room.

Ezra:

Oh.

Tekton:

well ok

Bernard Blackbrass:

"I get the feeling these traps were not money well spent."

Tekton:

"how did the builders even set this without dying"

The Drufle:

Good question!

Ezra:

"Well, watch your step."

* Bernard Blackbrass clears his throat.

Hina Takahashi:

"What could possibly need this much guarding?"

Ezra:

We can just step over it right?

The Drufle:

They are neck height.

The Drufle:

So no.

* Bernard Blackbrass looks up.

Ezra:

Do we need the slide attack item

Tekton:

decapitation wires

Tekton:

great

Ezra:

As a ninja, I learned how to 'crawl'.

The Drufle:

Well, the one in front of you is at neck height.

Tekton:

as a great dance i learned the worm

Tekton:

how about acrobatics

The Drufle:

Others are at varying heights.

The Drufle:

Acrobatics sounds good.

Tekton:

Bernard Blackbrass:

"I got an idea."

Ezra:

Totes gots this.

Ezra:

"I can get through of course, but what about you four?"

The Drufle:

You could disarm it, of course.

The Drufle:

Totally a good idea.

Tekton:

"can we cut it"

Ezra:

"We may as well just walk into it."

Ezra:

"I could cut it from a distance though."

Ezra:

"Brass, what do you think?"

Tekton:

"how about...the other way"

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Give it a shot."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Better than my idea."

Ezra:

"We could go around too, but that means more traps."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Please step back."

* Bernard Blackbrass eye-twitches at what Ezra said.

The Drufle:

Fire at will!

* Bernard Blackbrass points pistol fingers at all of the wires in the room. He looks confused.

Ezra:

"Well hey, I'm sure this one won't knock you out."

* Bernard Blackbrass eye-twitches even more. Something in the room changes. The wind is knocked out of it, as the wires begin to twitch.

Tekton:

"yeah it would probably just kill someone outright"

Ezra:

"You uh...got a twitch."

Tekton:

Hex		Cackle
heh heh heh heh +1 round: our demise

The Drufle:

pfft

Ezra:

"Is it from the love ball before?"

Bernard Blackbrass:

(I'm choosing to disrupt everything in that room.)

Bernard Blackbrass:

all of it

Tekton:

i dont follow

Ezra:

I think he's psychic now.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Entangling Debris. No particular targets.

Tekton:

does the room take just one acrobatics check

The Drufle:

Are you sure?

The Drufle:

Just one, yes.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Now that you say that, not so much.

The Drufle:

Or two at a lower DC.

Ezra:

Hina has like -50 though.

The Drufle:

Yep!

Tekton:

strip her

Ezra:

No!

The Drufle:

...

Bernard Blackbrass:

+vote

Tekton:

but we should ask first

Ezra:

bad plant

The Drufle:

We're not playing fatal, Golurk.

Bernard Blackbrass:

We're not.

* Hina Takahashi glares at Tekton.

Ezra:

roll for nipple length

Ezra:

lets do something

The Drufle:

No, we're stopping that train of thought immediately.

Ezra:

before this turns horrible

Tekton:

yes a natural 20 on areola area

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Cut it."

Ezra:

"Okay. Step aside."

Tekton:

Ezra:

Shuriken!!

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Sure you can!"

The Drufle:

The shuriken passes cleanly through two of the ropes...

Ezra:

Jumping back a bit...

The Drufle:

and nothing happens.

Tekton:

"If only Hyper Princess were here"

Ezra:

"Ignoring that...what just happened?"

Jenna Callahan:

"Nothing, it would seem."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"I'm not sure I like the idea of 'nothing' happening."

Ezra:

"Who'd set up these nice expensive wires for no reason?"

Tekton:

to clarify

Tekton:

those arent ghost ropes

Bernard Blackbrass:

(Oh right.)

Tekton:

or are they

Bernard Blackbrass:

(What were those runes I saw on the walls last time?)

The Drufle:

As physical objects, the shurikens cut through them and they are now limp on the floor.

Tekton:

Ezra:

Hmm...

The Drufle:

(The runes you thought you recognized?)

Ezra:

The holes on the pillars

Ezra:

Are those where the wires are coming from?

The Drufle:

They are not.

The Drufle:

The wires seem to feed into the columns and floor at separate points.

Tekton:

i bet the dc dropped

Tekton:

like by a gajillion

Bernard Blackbrass:

Knowledge Engineering Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeEngineering + IntBonus = 20 + 0 + 5 = 25 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

Knowledge Dungeoneering Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeDungeoneering + IntBonus = 19 + 0 + 5 = 24 »

Tekton:

if i die im rerolling as a sorcerer

Ezra:

Do lasers exist

The Drufle:

Good god, Brass.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Just don't be a voyager.

Tekton:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Acrobatics + DexBonus + ArmorCheckPenalty = 20 + 0 + 3 + 0 = 23 »

The Drufle:

STOP ROLLING 20S FUCKING DAMMIT

Ezra:

i bet its lasers

The Drufle:

BLARGH

Tekton:

bam

Bernard Blackbrass:

Now you have to tell us what it is!!!

The Drufle:

THAT WAS 3 IN A ROW

Tekton:

im a sexy acrobat

Ezra:

Acrobatics Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Acrobatics + DexBonus + ArmorCheckPenalty = 8 + 4 + 5 + 0 = 17 »

The Drufle:

Well, at least Ezra missed.

The Drufle:

Ezra trips right across one of the wires!

The Drufle:

Nothing happens.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Wait!"

Tekton:

karp

Tekton:

"here we go..."

Ezra:

"Well, maybe now something'll happen."

The Drufle:

Brass, from his earlier knowledge checks.

Ezra:

drufle was it a 1

Ezra:

did i roll a 1

The Drufle:

No.

Tekton:

it was a zero

The Drufle:

Brass recognizes the trap as a spear trap.

Tekton:

oh god

Tekton:

what if

Ezra:

the dice exploded

Tekton:

these are the ruins

Ezra:

I did trip though right

The Drufle:

Specifically, a poisoned spear trap.

Ezra:

now im totally on the floor

Tekton:

the final boss is flowey

The Drufle:

You did trip, yes.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Look for holes in the walls. I bet spears shoot out."

Tekton:

drop prone

The Drufle:

Currently prone.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Or maybe they already shot out."

Ezra:

"Let's talk at length about this."

The Drufle:

(Also Brass while you recognized the runes, you aren't quite sure what language they are in.)

The Drufle:

(As per your previous question.)

* Bernard Blackbrass pokes his head around the corner, looking for aiming points.

Ezra:

i bet they're from his mysterious past

* Bernard Blackbrass tries to weave more around those.

Hina Takahashi:

"Ezra, are you alright?"

* Bernard Blackbrass does not care too much about the wires, so long as he avoids spear aiming.

Ezra:

so to clarify the spears did shoot out right

Tekton:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 5 + 0 + 1 = 6 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Maybe the trap is broken."

The Drufle:

The spears did not shoot out!

The Drufle:

There are no spears in sight.

The Drufle:

Tekton sees nothing of interest in the room.

Ezra:

"Did someone...steal the spears?"

Tekton:

we were the spears all along

The Drufle:

Wait, the room below you?

Tekton:

it's britnety bitch

Tekton:

yes

The Drufle:

Tekton still sees nothing interesting.

Jenna Callahan:

Knowledge Dungeoneering Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeDungeoneering + IntBonus = 13 + 0 + 2 = 15 »

Tekton:

"Oh look another room"

Ezra:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 6 + 4 + -2 = 8 »

Tekton:

when will we see goat mom

Jenna Callahan:

"You idiots, this trap doesn't even work!"

Ezra:

Oh crud

Ezra:

I forgot to update my macro stats

Bernard Blackbrass:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 17 + 4 + 3 = 24 »

Ezra:

That perception is +3

Tekton:

"so that's how the builders survived"

Ezra:

I'll just roll manually for now.

The Drufle:

Jenna does realize that the spear trap had rusted over the ages.

The Drufle:

And doesn't actually work anymore.

Bernard Blackbrass:

hmm...

* Bernard Blackbrass goes back and chops all the wires.

The Drufle:

Nothing happens.

* Bernard Blackbrass goes so far as to tug on them, maybe to trigger something.

The Drufle:

Seriously, that trap is broken.

The Drufle:

Nothing will happen.

Ezra:

Next room!!

Ezra:

look how unique it is

Bernard Blackbrass:

"No way, I gotta get one of those spears."

The Drufle:

Alright then, if thats how you want it.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"They're probably poisoned."

Ezra:

"Use your mind tricks."

The Drufle:

Do a strength check to pull one out.

The Drufle:

Or intelligence to psion it out.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I don't know anymore. ;~;

Ezra:

do both at once

Tekton:

or wisdom to study it out

Ezra:

cheat the system

Ezra:

down with the drufle

The Drufle:

It's just a d20 with your stat modifier.

* Brass rolls: 1d20+5 => 3 + 5 = 8

The Drufle:

Yeah, no.

* Brass rolls: 1d20+1 => 1 + 1 = 2

The Drufle:

That spear is very stuck.

Satonakaja has connected.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Oh come on."

java.lang.NullPointerException error executing expression status = input( "tab0 | Info || TAB", "blah |

* The Drufle rolls: d20+2 => 20 + 2 = 22

The Drufle:

Hina, on the other hand.

The Drufle:

Yanks one of the spears out with one hand.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Heeeeyyyy..."

Satonakaja:

what happened

Bernard Blackbrass:

Brass got an idea.

Bernard Blackbrass:

A 20 INT idea to, after bypassing a rusted-out poisoned spear trap

The Drufle:

Let's catch satona up, quickly.

Ezra:

Poison Spear trap, its rusty and broken but you pulled a spear out

The Drufle:

Yep.

Ezra:

there done

Bernard Blackbrass:

trigger it anyway so he can get a free poisoned spear.

The Drufle:

That is literally it.

The Drufle:

Hina then used her STRENTH to pull out a spear and gave it to Brass.

The Drufle:

Because he is too weak to do it himself.

Ezra:

so can i look at the next room now

Hina Takahashi:

YEEEAH

The Drufle:

Yeah, go ahead.

Tekton:

stronk

Ezra:

activate scary perception eyes

The Drufle:

Oh satona, you also missed these morons rolling three 20s in a row.

* Ezra rolls: 1d20+3 => 8 + 3 = 11

Hina Takahashi:

huh

Hina Takahashi:

what happened so far

The Drufle:

Streak already said it.

Tekton:

i am a strong independent acrobat that dont need no mat

Bernard Blackbrass:

Spear Farming

The Drufle:

These guys found a trap that was broken.

The Drufle:

And walked through it.

Tekton:

literally one room

The Drufle:

Then you pulled out a spear.

Tekton:

with broken traps

The Drufle:

Anyway, nobody has actually seen anything yet.

Jenna Callahan:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 3 + 4 + -1 = 6 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Get us one more. I smell the good stuff."

The Drufle:

Especially not Jenna.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 17 + 4 + 3 = 24 »

Ezra:

but does tekton's all knowing eye see anything

Tekton:

"Anyone want to try throwing a rock"

The Drufle:

Brass does notice the plates that cover literally every tile, though.

Ezra:

"I have rock."

Tekton:

literally every tile

Tekton:

in the universe

The Drufle:

Well, in this room.

* Bernard Blackbrass grins with glee as he raises his axe, chopping every five-foot square before him yet again like the world's most eager minesweeper.

The Drufle:

No you

The Drufle:

Why.

Tekton:

"oh good i almost stepped on that"

The Drufle:

You're in the back so you can't do that anyway.

Ezra:

No he doesn't.

The Drufle:

I'm going to say you misspoke.

Hina Takahashi:

"If you trip something I swear I am going to hurt what's left of you."

Ezra:

I throw my rock in and bring tekton back a bit.

The Drufle:

Where does your rock hit?

Tekton:

it hits the drufle

The Drufle:

There are 12 tiles to hit.

Ezra:

You say that like it matters.

Tekton:

critical hit

The Drufle:

Oh, but it does.

The Drufle:

Now, which tile?

Ezra:

Guys I got a CLUE

Tekton:

then it turns out this floor is actually a piano

Ezra:

this one?

The Drufle:

Alright.

The Drufle:

Nothing happens.

Ezra:

my rock.....

Tekton:

is this minesweeper

The Drufle:

I will mark the tiles for your convenience.

Tekton:

let's throw more things

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Can I chop the floor again?"

Hina Takahashi:

more flags

Hina Takahashi:

and question marks

The Drufle:

You can hop over to the tile.

The Drufle:

And get your rock, if you'd like.

Ezra:

okay

The Drufle:

Then!

Tekton:

"I should've learned a summoning spell so i can drop a dolphin in here"

Ezra:

Ah.

The Drufle:

The walls seal off.

The Drufle:

Nothing else happens.

Tekton:

oh nooo

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Ezra!"

Tekton:

then a mirror ninja appears

Ezra:

"Hmm..."

Tekton:

preying on ezra's insecurity about her butt tattoo

Ezra:

I pick up the rock.

Ezra:

Also you never healed me

Tekton:

"let's split up, gang"

Hina Takahashi:

"A dolphin of all- er, that- that's not good is it?"

Ezra:

it was 3 i believe

The Drufle:

Your heal check failed, remember.

The Drufle:

Oh, that one.

The Drufle:

Right.

Ezra:

« HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = 3 = 3 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" = » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" = » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" = » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" = » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" = » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Gained 3 HP!
20 / 24 HP remaining...

The Drufle:

There you go.

Ezra:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 16 + 4 + -2 = 18 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Remain calm."

Tekton:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 16 + 0 + 1 = 17 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 11 + 4 + 3 = 18 »

Ezra:

"What exactly did I trip?"

The Drufle:

Ezra is the first to notice that along with the plates, the ceiling is

The Drufle:

Tekton:

"what the heck is this"

The Drufle:

perforated?

Tekton:

oh deer

The Drufle:

It has lots of little holes.

Ezra:

"..."

Tekton:

bees

The Drufle:

Pory.

The Drufle:

We'll say it has lots of pores.

Tekton:

lots of porys

Hina Takahashi:

definitely bees

Tekton:

good luck with the bees

Ezra:

did it just detect me or something

Ezra:

did i trip a wire

The Drufle:

You did not trip any wires.

Tekton:

pressure plate

The Drufle:

There are no wires in this room.

The Drufle:

Correct!

The Drufle:

You triggered the pressure plate.

The Drufle:

Silly you.

Ezra:

but the rock

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Rocks aren't heavy enough. I'm using my axe next time."

The Drufle:

The rock was not heavy enough, yes.

Ezra:

but it triggered that spikey one........

Ezra:

anyway

Ezra:

I should do something.

The Drufle:

You're assuming the same people built every trap.

The Drufle:

You are making bad assumptions.

Bernard Blackbrass:

no we're not

Tekton:

fookin traps

The Drufle:

Streak is, at least.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Ezra, remain calm!"

Tekton:

anyway

Ezra:

"Any advice?"

Ezra:

"The ceiling is a tad foreboding."

Tekton:

can she even hear

Bernard Blackbrass:

"What do you see on the ceiling?"

The Drufle:

She can hear just fine, yes.

The Drufle:

These are just the energy walls.

Hina Takahashi:

Hina knees down trying to get a good look of it.

Ezra:

"It's clearly some kind of spike trap."

Ezra:

"Perhaps one that'll lower."

Tekton:

"Or bees"

Ezra:

"Fast or slow, though?"

The Drufle:

(when i said pores i really meant these are like millimeters in diameter)

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Can you see any spot not underneath them?"

Ezra:

Do the spikes cover the entre roof?

Hina Takahashi:

". . .they don't look like they'd be very big spikes though. Perhaps liquid or gas?"

The Drufle:

The holes evenly cover the entire ceiling, yes.

Tekton:

"Or solid bees"

Ezra:

"The whole roof is covered."

Bernard Blackbrass:

Knowledge Engineering Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeEngineering + IntBonus = 12 + 0 + 5 = 17 »

Hina Takahashi:

"I doubt it would involve bees, Tekton. It doesn't matter, however: whatever it is, Ezra isn't going to like it if it goes off."

Ezra:

"I could maybe activate all the plates quickly."

Tekton:

"What are those holes for... nothing's happening right now"

The Drufle:

What are you figuring, Brass?

Ezra:

"It'll set off the trap, but it might open the gate too."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Try jumping up and down in place once."

* Bernard Blackbrass looks back toward the wire room.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Just once."

Ezra:

"...You're sure?"

Bernard Blackbrass:

Right now i'm inquiring about the trap model.

Ezra:

he's seen quite a few shops in his time

Tekton:

"Does anyone know what these things are"

Bernard Blackbrass:

Spellcraft Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Spellcraft + IntBonus = 2 + 4 + 5 = 11 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

(energy walls)

The Drufle:

It does appear to be some sort of gas trap, with connecting circuits to at least 3 of the plates.

Tekton:

dungeoneering pls

The Drufle:

The walls are made of some form of congealed electrical energy.

Tekton:

fart trap

Bernard Blackbrass:

"It's probably a gas trap."

Jenna Callahan:

Knowledge Dungeoneering Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeDungeoneering + IntBonus = 11 + 0 + 2 = 13 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Keep calm, don't hyperventilate, and jump."

The Drufle:

Yeah, Jenna doesn't figure anything.

Ezra:

"Well, that's a little better than spikes."

Ezra:

Okay, I do a hop.

The Drufle:

The walls shudder a bit, but nothing else.

The Drufle:

The energy walls, that is.

Hina Takahashi:

"Hopefuly there would be a way to lower the barriers. . ."

Ezra:

"Did you notice that?"

Bernard Blackbrass:

"I think that spot resets the electricity."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"One more time."

Ezra:

Hop!

The Drufle:

Nothing happens.

Hina Takahashi:

KAHBLOOEY

Ezra:

fuck this

Ezra:

Fly Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Fly + DexBonus + ArmorCheckPenalty = 7 + 0 + 5 + 0 = 12 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Well, we still can't let her stay there."

Tekton:

embrace your owl heritage

The Drufle:

You can't fly, numbnuts.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Try moving to a tile to your right."

Bernard Blackbrass:

(that's west)

Ezra:

"If the trap is gas, then I'd have time before it reached me."

Tekton:

"well we can, but we should not"

The Drufle:

Right is east, actually.

Hina Takahashi:

"If you have anywhere to escape to, that is."

Bernard Blackbrass:

If she's looking at me, sure.

Tekton:

"we can blow it up if it's flammable"

The Drufle:

Oh, right.

Ezra:

"If I have time, I can just hit all the tiles."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"We don't want to hit them all."

The Drufle:

I like how the party's current plan is just "let's see if we can cheese the trap so bad it breaks itself"

Ezra:

Well I'd rather not die

Hina Takahashi:

its a solid plan!

Hina Takahashi:

kind of!

Hina Takahashi:

besides

Tekton:

"Let's pray to the party god"

Hina Takahashi:

anyone can act as a minesweeper

Hina Takahashi:

exactly once

Bernard Blackbrass:

I wonder if I can just run through the electric walls.

Hina Takahashi:

didn't we go over that last session

The Drufle:

I answered this question before, Brass.

Hina Takahashi:

DEAD

Tekton:

"If only we had a cleric in our team"

The Drufle:

You totally could, but you would not be alive on the other side.

Hina Takahashi:

"Yes, well, when is the last time someone who went about healing wounds got sent over here?"

The Drufle:

More often than you'd think.

Hina Takahashi:

"Well, if they were a priest or such, anyway. . ."

Ezra:

I'm stepping over a tile, then. I can't think of anything else to do.

The Drufle:

Which tile?

Ezra:

"Brass, what should I do if the trap activates?"

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Jump back to your starting tile."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Immediately."

Tekton:

"If you die we're gonna throw brass through the wall"

Ezra:

"And then?"

* Bernard Blackbrass pauses. "I don't know /yet/."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"But i'm not standing around waiting for gas to fill the room."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Come one step closer to Hina."

Ezra:

"Hope you're a quick thinker, then."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"The quickest."

The Drufle:

Ezra steps on the tile and

The Drufle:

Nothing happens.

Ezra:

"Dull."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"One toward Tekton."

Hina Takahashi:

Hina bites her iip at each of Ezra's steps.

The Drufle:

The holes in the ceiling begin spurting!

Hina Takahashi:

lip

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Back!"

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Same order!"

The Drufle:

The gas subsides, and the walls flicker again.

* Bernard Blackbrass grins evilly, more at the ceiling.

* Ezra is slightly relieved.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Hohohoho. Knew it."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"It's more like a switchboard."

Ezra:

"I think I get it."

Ezra:

"So, keep going?"

Tekton:

let

Tekton:

's throw chalk at the gas spewing ones

Bernard Blackbrass:

"One that way", pointing one west of Ezra.

The Drufle:

The walls briefly flicker, then return to life.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"One away from us."

The Drufle:

The walls disappear.

Tekton:

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Back to start now."

Hina Takahashi:

"Perhaps we should back off. . ."

Tekton:

the walls appear again

The Drufle:

They do!

Bernard Blackbrass:

"All right..."

Tekton:

gr8

Hina Takahashi:

"Make a bit of room in case she has a way to get over here.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Okay, back to that one which turned them off."

The Drufle:

Gas begins spurting from the ceiling again.

The Drufle:

And continues as Ezra returns to the tile.

The Drufle:

The walls shut off.

Ezra:

And the gas?

The Drufle:

The gas continues.

Tekton:

yay

The Drufle:

Ezra should think about not being there much longer.

Ezra:

"Thoughts?"

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Get out of there."

Tekton:

Knowledge Nature Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeNature + IntBonus = 11 + 5 + 0 = 16 »

Ezra:

Hup.

The Drufle:

The gas shuts off.

The Drufle:

Tekton, you can't do that.

Ezra:

what no

Ezra:

"...We don't have to all do this, do we?"

The Drufle:

The trap is not disarmed, so you can't freely move through the room.

Tekton:

drufle do the robot voice

The Drufle:

I can't let you do that, Tekton.

Ezra:

Also whats in the next room

Tekton:

yiss

The Drufle:

Outside.

Tekton:

Ezra:

"It's just outside over here."

Tekton:

i dont know which tiles are which

Bernard Blackbrass:

"...what...?"

Ezra:

"Wrong exit."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Do you see anything waiting out there?"

Bernard Blackbrass:

"More importantly, any banisters or railings?"

Hina Takahashi:

"Or anything a all really."

Ezra:

"Now, that way (west) is probably outside too."

Ezra:

Is there anything like that Drufle

The Drufle:

No.

The Drufle:

Like the rest of the outside edges, it's just a straight drop down to the base.

Ezra:

"It's a bare opening."

* Bernard Blackbrass fishes around in his pockets.

Ezra:

"Who built this place..."

Tekton:

"crazy people"

Tekton:

"on crazy pills"

The Drufle:

So, who wants to run the horror gauntlet next!

Ezra:

"There is another way around for you."

* Bernard Blackbrass stares carefully at the tiles before him, pushing firmly into each with his axe.

Bernard Blackbrass:

actually maybe the spear

Bernard Blackbrass:

in an attempt to lift the plates.

Bernard Blackbrass:

If the walls come on, drop it.

The Drufle:

Lift?

Ezra:

yeah dismantle the fucker

The Drufle:

Interesting.

Bernard Blackbrass:

We've just been pushing the tiles down.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Now I spring them up like manholes.

Ezra:

Fly Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Fly + DexBonus + ArmorCheckPenalty = 4 + 0 + 5 + 0 = 9 »

The Drufle:

Brass lifts the tile in front of him and it pops clean off.

The Drufle:

Nothing happens.

Hina Takahashi:

Can we see what is under it?

Tekton:

what does it look like under it

Tekton:

yes that

Ezra:

I feel like I know how this part ends.

The Drufle:

Underneath, he notices what appears to be a complex configuration of wires and sparking metallic pieces.

* Bernard Blackbrass picks up the tile and hands it to Tekton.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Engineering! Engineering!

The Drufle:

It is unlike anything he has ever seen before.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Amazing!"

The Drufle:

Or any of the party, for that matter.

The Drufle:

Actually.

Hina Takahashi:

"To think something on Malor built that. . ."

The Drufle:

No, nevermind.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Knowledge Engineering Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeEngineering + IntBonus = 9 + 0 + 5 = 14 »

Tekton:

"ok sure boss"

The Drufle:

Yeah, you're getting nothing out of that check.

Ezra:

"What are you doing over there?"

Tekton:

maybe this is apple headquarters

The Drufle:

I don't think you can even reach the DC you'd need for this.

Tekton:

in malor

Ezra:

"I swear, if the wall activates and I get stuck here..."

* Bernard Blackbrass switches with Tekton and digs up another tile.

Ezra:

"Well, I'll just climb round."

The Drufle:

Underneath the tile is similar wiring, with various bits and pieces of metal.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"I wish Ezra was on this side."

The Drufle:

Is Ezra actually going to try climbing around the temple?

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Ezra, catch!"

Ezra:

Can I super jump over

* Bernard Blackbrass holds up the spear.

The Drufle:

Well

The Drufle:

If you get a good enough acrobatics roll, sure.

Ezra:

like how good though

Hina Takahashi:

doesn't ezra have ridiculous acrobatics

Tekton:

"is this the best time to squee over clockwork"

The Drufle:

Like a 20 or above good.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Not ridiculous enough.

Ezra:

It's +10 now

The Drufle:

It's a long distance, you know.

Ezra:

But yeah

Bernard Blackbrass:

Take 10 then.

Ezra:

what am i catching

The Drufle:

Taking 10 would be fine, yes.

Bernard Blackbrass:

The poisoned spear.

Tekton:

~50% chance of success

Ezra:

sure okay lets catch

The Drufle:

You catch the spear!

The Drufle:

Don't know why you have it, but you do.

Ezra:

Oh, I know why.

Ezra:

"Which one?"

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Right in front of you."

Tekton:

seppuku

Bernard Blackbrass:

"But drop if if you see any sparks!"

Ezra:

Pop.

The Drufle:

Yep, that's more wiring.

The Drufle:

And metal stuff.

* Bernard Blackbrass almost puts his foot down over one of the lifted tiles.

The Drufle:

Seriously, this looks totally alien to you.

Ezra:

"Huh. That's new."

Ezra:

Can I throw the tile at Tekton

Ezra:

like a frisbee

Bernard Blackbrass:

Make an attack roll

Tekton:

"no no no no"

The Drufle:

No, you can just toss.

The Drufle:

Also you have tiles over there.

Ezra:

screw that i'm keeping it

The Drufle:

Dunno why you're tossing them.

Tekton:

"I wonder what will happen if i pour water over this"

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Dig that one up."

The Drufle:

I'm just going to mark the removed tiles like this.

Ezra:

"Don't do that..."

Ezra:

Pop!

The Drufle:

Same stuff.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"That sounds dumb as all get out and yet I want to flood this room with water now."

Tekton:

nothing's happening

Ezra:

Now I have two.

Tekton:

drufle i think you're marking in the hidden layer again

Jenna Callahan:

"We do have a temple to get through, you do remember that right?"

The Drufle:

wait am i

The Drufle:

crap

Tekton:

"I have no idea what they're doing"

Hina Takahashi:

"It's not a friendly temple, sadly. . ."

The Drufle:

There you go.

The Drufle:

Those are the removed tiles.

Tekton:

"Maybe he's delirious or something"

Tekton:

it looks like

Ezra:

"Well uh..."

Tekton:

an endless void

The Drufle:

Do you want me to use another color?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Space.

Tekton:

Ezra:

Why don't the others go look at the right room?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 19 + 4 + 3 = 26 »

The Drufle:

If they'd like to reach it, they can.

The Drufle:

What are you looking for, Brass?

Ezra:

The right in their room.

Tekton:

ok im gonna try pouring water over this tile in front of me

Bernard Blackbrass:

The east hallway.

The Drufle:

It looks like the same room.

The Drufle:

Tekton, are you really doing that?

* Bernard Blackbrass says nothing.

Ezra:

I brace myself.

Ezra:

Just incase...

The Drufle:

That's fine if you do, I'm just clarifying that you aren't joking.

Bernard Blackbrass:

(this is why he's /evil/)

Tekton:

yes

The Drufle:

Alright then!

Hina Takahashi:

"Er- wait, are you sure that is a good idea?"

The Drufle:

The gas holes spurt for a few moments, then stop.

The Drufle:

The remaining tiles shudder and then stand still.

Tekton:

"did it work"

The Drufle:

The electrical walls are nowhere to be seen.

* Bernard Blackbrass smiles elatedly.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"My man, you did it."

Ezra:

"That's one way to disarm a trap..."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"What you did i'm not sure. But you know what."

Hina Takahashi:

"Well, it looks like it was!"

Bernard Blackbrass:

"I'm going in."

Bernard Blackbrass:

I hop to the tile Ezra started at.

The Drufle:

Nothing happens.

The Drufle:

The tile does feel slightly uneven, though.

Bernard Blackbrass:

And now, I hop to the west.

Ezra:

"Watch your balance."

The Drufle:

Same thing; nothing happens, but the tile is a bit off kilter.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Sweet."

Bernard Blackbrass:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 16 + 4 + 3 = 23 »

Ezra:

Hup.

Ezra:

I assume that's okay?

The Drufle:

That is fine.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Oh what the hell. I dig up these tiles.

Tekton:

"i want sunlight"

Bernard Blackbrass:

Before leaving.

The Drufle:

All of them?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Why not.

Ezra:

"..."

The Drufle:

Under the center four tiles, the wiring is more complex and there is a small, brightly shining object in the center.

Bernard Blackbrass:

And I try to memorize the framework for later.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Hey what's that."

Bernard Blackbrass:

Autohypnosis Check

At-Will • WisBonus
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + MiscSkill1 = 3 + 7 = 10 »

Ezra:

"Shiny thing."

Ezra:

okay he's just making those up now

The Drufle:

No, it is a legitimate psionic roll.

Ezra:

fucking psionics

The Drufle:

Pretty much, yeah.

Tekton:

hypnotizing cars

The Drufle:

And nothing seems particularly off about the object, Brass.

Tekton:

one wheel at a time

Bernard Blackbrass:

Not 'particularly off', i'm trying to remember the schematics.

Bernard Blackbrass:

From what I can see.

Tekton:

Knowledge Arcana Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeArcana + IntBonus = 10 + 5 + 0 = 15 »

The Drufle:

You do memorize most of the framework.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Let's grab it and be done with it, after one last look at Tekton.

The Drufle:

Tekton, there is nothing magical about this stuff.

The Drufle:

You're grabbing one of the shiny objects?

Tekton:

ok good

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Ours now...?"

Ezra:

not even like, magitek?

Tekton:

all the traps in temple activate at once

Ezra:

drufle can i get some magitek armor

The Drufle:

Tekton senses nothing magical about the object, no.

Tekton:

the temple collapses and our corpses eaten by pirates

The Drufle:

As Brass removes the small sphere from the tile, the sparking in the tile dies.

Bernard Blackbrass:

what did I win

Tekton:

thunderstone

Tekton:

now we can evolve eevee

Bernard Blackbrass:

Evolve into Brasschu

Ezra:

"Huh, was that providing the power?"

Hina Takahashi:

"It seems like it.'"

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Mine now bitches."

Tekton:

"sell it"

Ezra:

"Is it like, a magic stone, or something."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"What is it..."

Tekton:

"ok let's get out of here"

Jenna Callahan:

"If we're done here, can we keep moving?"

Ezra:

"Maybe if you eat it you'll transform."

Ezra:

Percept!!

Bernard Blackbrass:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 14 + 4 + 3 = 21 »

* Ezra rolls: 1d20+3 => 9 + 3 = 12

Tekton:

"I didn't sense any magic... maybe it's alchemical"

Ezra:

"You can sense magic?"

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Maybe it's just a stupid-ass rock."

Tekton:

The Drufle:

This room ahead of you has some of the familiar runes on the furthest columns.

Hina Takahashi:

"I agree with Jenna here. . . the sooner we finish here in this deathtrap, the better."

Ezra:

"Can you sense...magic levels?"

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Hey runes!"

Ezra:

"Remember what happened last time."

Bernard Blackbrass:

Drufle what do I mark down for this stupid-ass rock?

Ezra:

Write down that.

Tekton:

"stupid ass-rock"

The Drufle:

Considering you have no clue what it is, write whatever you want.

Ezra:

it came from the ass

The Drufle:

It is a slightly pulsing, white sphere.

Tekton:

it's pikachu poops

The Drufle:

It is eerily perfectly round.

Ezra:

its a pokeball

Tekton:

it's a master ball!

Tekton:

let's catch a tarrasque

Bernard Blackbrass:

Brass is really good at finding the weird shit.

The Drufle:

He is, yes.

Tekton:

professional shit finder

The Drufle:

Probably because he's the one who keeps stabbing stuff he shouldn't be stabbing.

Tekton:

that should be the title of the log

Tekton:

shitfinder

Bernard Blackbrass:

Okay time to fuck everything up, I go back to my old plan of chopping the floor up.

Tekton:

rpg

The Drufle:

This next room?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Now with 50% more added shit

Tekton:

i really hope it backfires on him

Tekton:

at least twice

Ezra:

"This is probably another symbol spawner."

Tekton:

or five times

The Drufle:

It backfires just as much as you'd expect.

The Drufle:

Hope you like more combat!

Ezra:

"Told you so."

Bernard Blackbrass:

Initiative Check

Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 20 + 0 = 20 »

Hina Takahashi:

"Well, that was a surprise to nobody. . ."

Tekton:

yay the sexy sins

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Especially not me."

Tekton:

"welp outta spells"

Hina Takahashi:

Hna slides her sword out of its sheath.

Jenna Callahan has received initiative.

Tekton:

Initiative Check

Initiative Roll: d20 + 5 = 18 + 5 = 23

Ezra:

Initiative Check

Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 12 + 5 = 17 »

Hina Takahashi:

Initiative Check

Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 11 + 2 = 13 »

Tekton:

"you handle this"

* The Drufle rolls to you: 2d10 => 9

* You roll to the GMs: 2d10 => 9

Tekton:

frrrst

* The Drufle rolls to you: 2d10 => 6

* You roll to the GMs: 2d10 => 6

Ezra:

Avarice?

Tekton:

lel

Ezra:

You'll have to explain that one later...

Tekton:

Linguistics Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Linguistics + IntBonus = 6 + 0 + 0 = 6 »

The Drufle:

Avarice is a fancy word for greed, bro.

Ezra:

Well ain't that lovely.

Hina Takahashi:

basically gree-

Hina Takahashi:

damnit drufle

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Stand back."

The Drufle:

Hey, I get to do the explaining around here.

Ezra:

"Oh I was planning to."

Hina Takahashi:

thats it

Tekton has received initiative.

Tekton:

these runes are boring we should've fought homonculi

Hina Takahashi:

*violent revolution*

Ezra:

"Hina do the smacky thing."

The Drufle:

Tekton gets to start, so go ahead.

Hina Takahashi:

she can't

Tekton:

can i even pass this wall of flesh

The Drufle:

Wait.

Hina Takahashi:

that depends

Hina Takahashi:

did you sacrifice the guide

The Drufle:

Don't move a second.

Tekton:

what

* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 12 + 6 = 18

* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 16 + 6 = 22

Ezra:

Seconds up move

Hina Takahashi:

well, did you

The Drufle:

OK continue.

Ezra:

move!!

Ezra:

oh god flesh wall

Tekton:

"ok excuse me let me pass i'll just be a decoy or something"

Ezra:

that was the best boss though

Ezra:

i heard that game updated yesterday..

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Wait don't."

The Drufle:

I accidentally put their health as their initiative.

Tekton:

"yo rune dudes"

The Drufle:

Envy is green, and avarice is yellow.

The Drufle:

In case you wanted colors.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Tekton..."

Tekton:

i bet envy is jealous of avarice's 1% status

Tekton:

Knowledge Arcana Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeArcana + IntBonus = 1 + 5 + 0 = 6 »

Hina Takahashi:

Ezra: terraria isn't updaed anymore though

The Drufle:

What are you figuring?

The Drufle:

Satona: they actually are.

Hina Takahashi:

what.

Ezra:

I think they decided to update again

The Drufle:

Yeah, 1.2 is coming soon.

Tekton:

lessee if i can figure out what these do

The Drufle:

Anyway, Golurk.

Ezra:

i heard it came already

Ezra:

The Drufle:

Well, they're runes.

Tekton:

envy first

The Drufle:

They do pretty much the same stuff as the others.

Ezra:

They're Cave Bears.

Ezra:

They live in caves.

Tekton:

oh how about detect magic

The Drufle:

Envy guardians are built with abjuration.

The Drufle:

They tend to change what's around them or prevent attacks.

Tekton:

ok good i didnt even cast a spell

Ezra:

tekton scan everything we have to complete the bestiary

Bernard Blackbrass:

EZRA

Tekton:

if we complete he bestiary we get free tm's from professor oak

Ezra:

hello

Tekton:

*the

Bernard Blackbrass:

- 18 CHA

The Drufle:

Is that your entire turn?

Bernard Blackbrass:

- 18 DEX

Tekton:

ok i bring out my morningstar

Ezra:

Throw the pokeball, Brass!

Tekton:

and cackle

Bernard Blackbrass:

(or was it 20)

Hina Takahashi:

wait, is it the PC version getting updated or

Hina Takahashi:

what

Tekton:

Hex		Cackle
heh heh heh heh +1 round: my dick

Ezra:

"Woah, the plantguy has a weapon."

Ezra:

it might already have

Ezra:

i didn't open steam yet

Bernard Blackbrass:

"I didn't know he could fight."

Ezra:

nor have i in months

The Drufle:

Why are you cackling?

The Drufle:

Well, whatever you want.

The Drufle:

Is that all?

Ezra:

You even have to ask?

Tekton:

yes

The Drufle:

Well, cackling is used to extend a hex.

The Drufle:

He hasn't used any hexes.

The Drufle:

I'm just confirming, so.

The Drufle:

Next!

Ezra:

I think he just enjoys it.

Tekton:

yeah i dont really have anything to do

The Drufle:

Avarice gets to go!

Tekton:

we are the 99%

The Drufle:

Avarice's golden glow brightens intensely, and Hina's vision becomes blurred.

Hina Takahashi:

well

Hina Takahashi:

SHIT

Hina Takahashi:

"Augh- I can barely see anymore!"

The Drufle:

I'd be careful attacking if I were you.

Tekton:

woops i accidentally chopped plantguy's head off

The Drufle:

The space around you has become uneven and slightly non-linear.

Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.

Tekton:

acid attack

The Drufle:

Brass can go ahead!

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Step aside."

* Bernard Blackbrass reaches deep into his pockets, pulling out fistfuls of gold coins. He hurls them up into the air before him as they order themselves into chains of light.

The Drufle:

Oh, we're doing that, are we.

Bernard Blackbrass:

(Gotta have a visual display!)

The Drufle:

Well, alright.

The Drufle:

Is that all?

Bernard Blackbrass:

I move up, only to get out of Jenna and Ezra's way, should they wish to enter.

The Drufle:

If that's all then it's Envy's turn.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I ensnare both runes, if possible.

The Drufle:

They are both ensnared, yes.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Yes.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Follow the money, everyone."

Bernard Blackbrass:

(That'll be it.)

The Drufle:

Well, I hope you guys like not hitting anything.

Ezra:

What did you do, exactly?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Rooted them all down.

The Drufle:

Yep.

The Drufle:

They can't move any more.

Ezra:

With money?

The Drufle:

Psionic shit.

The Drufle:

Don't ask.

Bernard Blackbrass:

No do ask.

Ezra:

Hmm, this does make them harder to flank...

Bernard Blackbrass:

They need to make reflex saves.

Bernard Blackbrass:

wait

Bernard Blackbrass:

we can't reach them?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Then how does the money reach them?

The Drufle:

No, it does.

Ezra:

We can flank diagonally.

The Drufle:

It reaches above the columns.

The Drufle:

40 foot radius, remember.

Bernard Blackbrass:

But can we reach above them, like last time?

The Drufle:

Yes.

Ezra:

Avarice has proven to be just the worst.

Bernard Blackbrass:

We should be fine. They were construct-like, remember.

The Drufle:

Also, Envy just glows a bit and then Avarice's glow becomes a bit green as well.

The Drufle:

That's all.

Jenna Callahan has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Jenna's turn!

The Drufle:

Let's kill some runes.

Ezra:

(go up one tho

The Drufle:

Up one?

Ezra:

(d...do it)

The Drufle:

Alright.

Jenna Callahan:

Attack!		Longsword
murderkill Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+3)	vs AC		Damage (+3)
1d20(12)+3 = 15		1d8(7)+3 = 10 Slashing

The Drufle:

Yeah, that doesn't hit.

Hina Takahashi:

murderkill

Bernard Blackbrass:

Not even with -2 to AC?

Bernard Blackbrass:

dex

Bernard Blackbrass:

whatever

The Drufle:

It does not.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Stack on your hex."

Ezra has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Ezra, have a go.

Tekton:

if only we had someone with a really big shattery weapon

Tekton:

like a canoe

Hina Takahashi:

ehehe

Hina Takahashi:

well hina does have a spear

Ezra:

Hmm.

Hina Takahashi:

or a lance

The Drufle:

I really would like to see a voyaguer

The Drufle:

voyageur*

Tekton:

npc

Hina Takahashi:

Drufle: what effect does being half blind have on hina anyway

Ezra:

thats an AoO right

Tekton:

you have a 50% chance of beheading everyone

Tekton:

at once

Hina Takahashi:

sounds good

Bernard Blackbrass:

Moving /out/ of threatened range is an AoO.

The Drufle:

She isn't actually blind.

Hina Takahashi:

Ezra:

so thats okay?

Bernard Blackbrass:

That means moving around them.

The Drufle:

The fabric of space around her has been screwed with.

Bernard Blackbrass:

That is much more risky.

The Drufle:

And she literally cannot see straight.

Bernard Blackbrass:

You've moved out of a threat range and into another.

Hina Takahashi:

cool lets oneshot him

Tekton:

lesbian vision

The Drufle:

Yes, Ezra that is fine.

Ezra:

Attackuuu then.

Ezra:

Attack!		Wakizashi
Sharper than my wit, even. Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+1)	vs AC		Damage (+1)
1d20(19)+1 = 20		1d6(3)+1 = 4 Slashing, Piercing
1d20(8)+1 = 9		1d6(4)+1 = 5 Slashing, Piercing

The Drufle:

Go ahead.

The Drufle:

Oh.

Tekton:

final crashing

Ezra:

Sneak attack

Ezra:

too

The Drufle:

Well, alright.

Hina Takahashi:

dat crit

The Drufle:

Roll the damage.

* Ezra rolls: 1d6 => 1

Bernard Blackbrass:

They *are* entangled.

Bernard Blackbrass:

oh nice.

The Drufle:

So 5 damage?

Tekton:

groot

The Drufle:

Total?

The Drufle:

The confirm misses, by the way.

Ezra:

I get +2 to confirms

Ezra:

but thats still

Ezra:

not enough

The Drufle:

Still misses.

Bernard Blackbrass:

And -2 from money.

Ezra:

5 damage then...

The Drufle:

Yep.

The Drufle:

Is that all?

Ezra:

uh ninja vanish

Ezra:

no wait can i still use that

The Drufle:

That wasn't a legitimate ability, that was just me screwing with a nat20 on stealth.

Ezra:

i do actually have ninja vanish though

The Drufle:

Oh, right.

The Drufle:

That.

The Drufle:

Yeah, you haven't spent any ki yet.

The Drufle:

Give it a go.

Ezra:

Fwoosh.

Ezra:

3 ki remaining.

The Drufle:

There.

The Drufle:

You are invisible for one round.

Hina Takahashi has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Hina, you're up.

Hina Takahashi:

OFF WITH ITS HEAD

Hina Takahashi:

right so uh

The Drufle:

You have no problem walking.

The Drufle:

Things are just a little

The Drufle:

not there all the time.

Hina Takahashi:

Hina swings her sword at Envy.

Hina Takahashi:

Attack!		Greatsword
This sword can cut through anything! Mostly! Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+4)	vs AC		Damage (+4)
1d20(12)+4 = 16		2d6+6(15)+4 = 19 Slashing

* The Drufle rolls: 1d2 => 2

Ezra:

this damage

Bernard Blackbrass:

18.

The Drufle:

You really shouldn't be swinging at Tekton like that, Hina.

Tekton:

you accidentlly kill toohoo

Hina Takahashi:

what

Bernard Blackbrass:

oh shit!

Hina Takahashi:

OH SHIT

The Drufle:

That's not very nice of you.

The Drufle:

Ooh, and it just hits!

Tekton:

see i told you

Tekton:

« HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = -19 = -19 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" = » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" = » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" = » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" = » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" = » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Lost 19 HP!
8 / 32 HP remaining...
You are bloodied!

The Drufle:

Really, you should watch those swings.

Tekton:

"ow"

* Bernard Blackbrass stares wide-eyed.

Hina Takahashi:

"Wh- that didn't feel very much lik- oh, gods!"

Hina Takahashi:

It's clear that was the exact opposite of her intention.

Tekton has received initiative.

Tekton:

why you little

Hina Takahashi:

drufle found a way to turn hina's beheadings against us

Tekton:

in homer voice

The Drufle:

Well, it's his turn now.

Hina Takahashi:

we're doomed

The Drufle:

What does he do?

Ezra:

Retreat!!

Ezra:

Call the cops

Tekton:

beep

Tekton:

boop

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Get back and hex 'em."

Tekton:

urgh

Tekton:

i try to

Tekton:

cast infernal healing

The Drufle:

Go ahead!

Tekton:

yes wait fetching the page

Tekton:

i forgot how it works

Bernard Blackbrass:

Fast Healing.

Bernard Blackbrass:

It helps over time, sure.

Tekton:

yes

The Drufle:

Is this the normal Witch healing hex?

The Drufle:

Or something else?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Fast Healing 1.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Every turn you regain 1 HP.

Tekton:

no it's a spell

Bernard Blackbrass:

It's... not very fast.

Bernard Blackbrass:

And it only lasts a minute, so you're gaining 10 HP.

The Drufle:

Ah, yeah.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Much more efficient as a magic item.

The Drufle:

Fast healing 1.

Ezra:

I'd recommend a potion.

Bernard Blackbrass:

But, useful if you're bleeding out, so you stabilize automatically.

Tekton:

oh i have those too

Tekton:

i forgot

Ezra:

The Drufle:

Yeah, potions are pretty useful.

Tekton:

can i cancel that

The Drufle:

Yep.

Tekton:

this takes 1 round

Tekton:

too long

Tekton:

ok i drink 1 of those cure light wounds potions

Tekton:

and throw the empty bottle at hina's head

Ezra:

Roll 1d8

The Drufle:

Hina Takahashi:

make an attack roll

Tekton:

"dick!"

Tekton:

« 1d8 = 6 »

Tekton:

« HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = 6 = 6 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" = » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" = » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" = » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" = » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" = » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Gained 6 HP!
14 / 32 HP remaining...
You are bloodied!

The Drufle:

You don't have to make an attack roll if you're not legitimately trying to hurt her.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Just her self-esteem.

Ezra:

Well...

Hina Takahashi:

evil party mode activate

The Drufle:

If you actually want to draw some blood, go ahead.

Tekton:

naw

The Drufle:

Right then.

Bernard Blackbrass:

The DM is suggesting it, maybe that breaks the spell.

Tekton:

ok i fall down here

The Drufle:

Fall down?

The Drufle:

Like, go prone?

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Keep it together Tekton."

Ezra:

No he's just being dramatic

Tekton:

no i sit down

The Drufle:

Well, alright.

The Drufle:

Sure.

Tekton:

yes

Tekton:

ok next

The Drufle:

It's Avarice's turn now.

The Drufle:

It begins glowing, and Hina's vision remains blurred.

Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Brass, your go.

Tekton:

damn you 1% we should have free health care

Tekton:

for all our almost headchopped needs

Ezra:

Perhaps we should target the other guy

Ezra:

I could switch over easy

Ezra:

if you moved into position for a flank

Hina Takahashi:

maybe

Hina Takahashi:

if hina isnt next to anybody

Hina Takahashi:

she won't murder anybody's face in

Bernard Blackbrass:

Right now I have to keep concentrating.

Ezra:

You should move down one

Hina Takahashi:

yeah

Tekton:

at least now i can go

Bernard Blackbrass:

Otherwise the entanglements drop.

Tekton:

"remember that time you almost killed me"

Bernard Blackbrass:

I can move, and I can buff Ezra's attack +5

Bernard Blackbrass:

and that's what I will do.

The Drufle:

Alright, then.

Hina Takahashi:

i like how hina can send tekton from around full to single-digits in one swing

Bernard Blackbrass:

Hey man, stick with me.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Hey man, stick with me."

The Drufle:

If that's all, then it's Envy's turn.

Ezra:

So the non evil one is the first to attack inter-party

The Drufle:

Envy just pulses a bit, then goes to smack Hina.

Hina Takahashi:

why is hina being the most evil character

Hina Takahashi:

(on accident)

Ezra:

she means well

Ezra:

i think that's what counts

* The Drufle rolls: 1d20+2 => 8 + 2 = 10

The Drufle:

Drat.

The Drufle:

Nevermind.

Jenna Callahan has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Jenna's turn.

The Drufle:

Jenna, seeing Hina just nearly cleave Tekton in half.

The Drufle:

Decides to get away.

* The Drufle rolls: d20+2 => 1 + 2 = 3

Bernard Blackbrass:

I thought that was a wall.

Tekton:

she's just secretly yandere

The Drufle:

There are walls along those between rooms, but you can move between them fine.

The Drufle:

Also, Jenna begins her song that I should have done the first time.

The Drufle:

+1 to hit and damage, everyone!

Ezra has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Ezra, kill some things.

Tekton:

toohoo musics

Tekton:

you're our only hope

Ezra:

The invisible means no threat there, right?

Ezra:

I'ma chop

Ezra:

Attack!		Wakizashi
Sharper than my wit, even. Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+1)	vs AC		Critical Fail!
1d20(1)+1		E P I C F A I L

Ezra:

sigh

Hina Takahashi:

nope

The Drufle:

Ezra:

can i like, roll in the middle maybe

Ezra:

there's lots of them in the middle

Hina Takahashi:

take 10

Ezra:

13, for example

The Drufle:

Nah, that's good.

The Drufle:

Let's have Hina swing at things.

Hina Takahashi has received initiative.

Ezra:

oh remove my invisible

Hina Takahashi:

maybe I should just

Tekton:

5 minutes later

Tekton:

blood

Tekton:

organs

Ezra:

or is it two rounds

Tekton:

skeletons

Hina Takahashi:

stay where I am

Ezra:

ill check

The Drufle:

One round per level, Streak.

Tekton:

X MERCY

Hina Takahashi:

Hina makes another, more careful swing towards envy.

Hina Takahashi:

Attack!		Greatsword
This sword can cut through anything! Mostly! Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+4)	vs AC		Damage (+4)
1d20(2)+4 = 6		2d6+6(17)+4 = 21 Slashing

Hina Takahashi:

nope

The Drufle:

She completely whiffs.

The Drufle:

Anything else?

Hina Takahashi:

. . .

Hina Takahashi:

five foot step over here

The Drufle:

Right then.

Tekton has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Tekton, have a go.

Ezra:

do a funky dance

Tekton:

i cry and throw more things at hina

The Drufle:

Ezra:

give em the evil eyes

Tekton:

drink more potion

The Drufle:

Do you actually do that or are you going to do something productive?

The Drufle:

Right then.

Tekton:

no those dont work

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Listen to me man."

The Drufle:

Roll for healings.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"I need you to curse them."

Tekton:

« 1d8 = 5 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

"You're safe with me back here."

Tekton:

« HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = 5 = 5 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" = » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" = » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" = » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" = » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" = » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Gained 5 HP!
19 / 32 HP remaining...

Tekton:

btw these are constructs evil eyes dont work on those

The Drufle:

Also you've been keeping track of how many you've used, right?

Tekton:

yes

The Drufle:

Good.

The Drufle:

And Tekton is correct: mind-affecting abilities do not affect constructs.

The Drufle:

Anything else, Tekton?

Ezra:

man thats hella racist

Tekton:

2bad

The Drufle:

Avarice can go, then.

Tekton:

inorite

Bernard Blackbrass:

Wait, have they been making concentration checks?

The Drufle:

They can't fail them.

The Drufle:

Also they're just recasting them each time, so they don't need the concentration.

Ezra:

i wish we were fighting rockmen

Tekton:

tekton died for these sins

The Drufle:

Avarice is going to do something a little different.

Ezra:

i literally died of greed, but it was called something mroe fancy at the time

Bernard Blackbrass:

Well... if they can't fail them fine. But swarming money would otherwise distract.

Tekton:

he's going to raise taxes

Tekton:

for the poor

The Drufle:

The door between rooms suddenly shuts, locking Brass out of the room.

Ezra:

"?!"

Tekton:

nande

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Whoa!"

Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.

The Drufle:

And now it's his turn.

The Drufle:

(yes, these openings have all had doors)

Tekton:

~*evil*~

The Drufle:

(they're just the slidey kind and were retracted)

Ezra:

you psychic that door right back mister

Tekton:

try to walk around

Ezra:

I don't think its locked.

Ezra:

and you have ahd a lot of prying experience lately

Bernard Blackbrass:

If I try I have to stop concentrating.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Which means the monsters get their mobility, attack, and defense back.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Not good for you.

Ezra:

Someone else could do it, maybe.

Ezra:

If it needs done.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"I'm fine!"

The Drufle:

Is Brass going to do anything else, or is he done?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 16 + 4 + 3 = 23 »

The Drufle:

The door is shut quite tightly.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Knowledge Dungeoneering Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeDungeoneering + IntBonus = 20 + 0 + 5 = 25 »

The Drufle:

The walls are just as sturdy as they always have been.

The Drufle:

The door does appear to have a manual override switch in the wall.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Can I reach it?

The Drufle:

Yes.

Bernard Blackbrass:

*click*

The Drufle:

The door shudders a bit, but does not open.

The Drufle:

Something is keeping it closed.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Crap."

Ezra:

Avarice...

The Drufle:

Anything else?

Bernard Blackbrass:

+5 on Hina. That sounds useful.

The Drufle:

Right then.

The Drufle:

It is now Envy's turn.

The Drufle:

It glows green once more, then goes to smack Ezra.

* The Drufle rolls: d20+2 => 18 + 2 = 20

Ezra:

Oi.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Still, -2

The Drufle:

Still hits.

* The Drufle rolls: 1d2-1 => 2 - 1 = 1

The Drufle:

Yeah, not much to worry about.

Ezra:

« HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = -1 = -1 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" = » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" = » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" = » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" = » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" = » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Lost 1 HP!
19 / 24 HP remaining...

Jenna Callahan has received initiative.

Ezra:

"Cute."

The Drufle:

Jenna's turn!

The Drufle:

She continues her song, and uh.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Do you see a switch?"

Tekton:

summons hyper princess

Ezra:

she saves us all

Ezra:

and we feel warm inside

Jenna Callahan:

"A switch?"

Jenna Callahan:

"Oh, yes."

The Drufle:

Jenna presses the switch...

The Drufle:

and the door still refuses to open.

Ezra:

Try it at the same time?

The Drufle:

The manual override seems to be operational, but the door is being held shut.

Ezra:

Guess not.

* Bernard Blackbrass kicks the door in frustration.

The Drufle:

Not much else she can do, trying to stay away from Hina.

Ezra has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Ezra, your turn.

Ezra:

Ninja Vanish!!

Ezra:

Also I checked it's a swift action

The Drufle:

Poof.

The Drufle:

I noticed, yes.

Ezra:

surprise (hopefully)

Ezra:

no wait not hopefully!

Ezra:

because then it won't work

Ezra:

unhope

Ezra:

fuckin

The Drufle:

Karma is not on your side, no.

Ezra:

Attack!		Wakizashi
Sharper than my wit, even. Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+1)	vs AC		Damage (+1)
1d20(9)+1 = 10		1d6(5)+1 = 6 Slashing, Piercing

The Drufle:

Nope.

The Drufle:

Not even close.

Ezra:

wait

Ezra:

+1?

The Drufle:

Not

The Drufle:

Even

The Drufle:

Ezra:

it's +5

Ezra:

not +1

Ezra:

fuckin macros

The Drufle:

Oh, +5?

Ezra:

but um

Bernard Blackbrass:

Weapon Finesse.

Ezra:

still not a hit, right?

The Drufle:

Equalling the AC is a hit, isn't it?

Bernard Blackbrass:

You probably confirmed that hit.

Bernard Blackbrass:

It sure is!

The Drufle:

Then yes, you hit.

Bernard Blackbrass:

confirmed that crit*

The Drufle:

Just barely.

* Ezra rolls: 1d6 => 5

Ezra:

sneak, yes?

The Drufle:

Yes.

Tekton:

you can modify the bonus the attack uses

Ezra:

something worked!!

Tekton:

unless it didnt work

Bernard Blackbrass:

I mean +5 insight, +2 Anatomist, +2 foe entangled

Bernard Blackbrass:

yeah you probably crit the guy earlier.

Ezra:

Bamf!

The Drufle:

Good job, you have successfully killed a thing!

Ezra:

let's not worry about that

The Drufle:

Brass: I checked, he actually didn't.

The Drufle:

He was still missing by one.

Ezra:

if i forget something then i can't change it later

The Drufle:

Anyway, Avarice is gone now.

The Drufle:

Hina's vision is still screwy, but the yellow rune has dissipated.

Hina Takahashi has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Speaking of which.

The Drufle:

Hina's turn!

Tekton:

fuck you 1%

Tekton:

murder death kill everyone

Ezra:

Hey, does that door open now, by any chance?

The Drufle:

It does.

The Drufle:

The manual override locks into place and the door swings open.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Aw crap, now I got no excuse to stay out of the fight.

Ezra:

Brass gives Tekton a hug, because he missed him.

Ezra:

everyone draws fanart of it

Ezra:

its super adorable

Ezra:

and evil

The Drufle:

Bernard Blackbrass:

awww

The Drufle:

Hina, you're up.

Ezra:

theres a dead baby in the background

Ezra:

thats why its evil

Bernard Blackbrass:

aww babies are cute

Ezra:

Tear that symbol asundereth!!

Ezra:

asundereth

Ezra:

that's hinas middle name

The Drufle:

hina asundereth takanashi?

The Drufle:

That doesn't sound very japanese

The Drufle:

or East Chronisian, for that matter.

Ezra:

Well, it's Takahashi, that's why

Tekton:

she's half shoggoth

The Drufle:

Shut up, I'm tired.

Ezra:

it's 5am drufle

The Drufle:

Am I going to have to cut things for her.

Ezra:

8D~~~~

Hina Takahashi:

Attack!		Greatsword
This sword can cut through anything! Mostly! Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+4)	vs AC		Damage (+4)
1d20(2)+4 = 6		2d6+6(11)+4 = 15 Slashing

Ezra:

yeah whats the dealhio

The Drufle:

Wow, what's with all the awful rolls.

Ezra:

there is no middleground

Ezra:

we're cursed

Ezra:

this is fucking desmodus all over again

The Drufle:

Well, Hina misses horribly.

The Drufle:

So uh.

Tekton has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Tekton!

The Drufle:

You do something.

Tekton:

Attack!		Morningstar
smack Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+0)	vs AC		Damage (+0)
1d20(5)+0 = 5		1d8(3)+0 = 3 Bludgeoning and Piercing

Tekton:

yay

The Drufle:

Nice one.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Did someone say Desmodus?

The Drufle:

Anything else?

Tekton:

then i cry again

Ezra:

Tekton:

and throw more things

The Drufle:

Right then.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Did I hear marshmallow dream people?

Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Brass, your turn.

Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.

Ezra:

remember when drufle met barbie

Bernard Blackbrass:

I think we both know how i'm going to spend this turn, except no +5 this time, because seriously.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Yeah I remember. And he left her to die.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Then he left Barney to die.

Ezra:

drufle, the coldest motherfucker

The Drufle:

Look, it's too late/early to feel guilty for anything.

The Drufle:

Are you going to kill things or not?

Bernard Blackbrass:

See he's a sociopath.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Already on the prowl.

Ezra:

its okay drufle, barbie is a bad standard for young girls anyway

Ezra:

you saved them all

Ezra:

you're the best

The Drufle:

I'm not a sociopath so much as someone who has to wake up in seven hours.

Ezra:

Let's finish this!

Tekton:

gogogo

Tekton:

lets kill

Bernard Blackbrass:

Nope I keep him entangled.

Tekton:

and level up

The Drufle:

Right then.

The Drufle:

Is that all?

Bernard Blackbrass:

That's it really.

The Drufle:

Envy goes then!

* The Drufle rolls: d20+2 => 10 + 2 = 12

The Drufle:

And cannot hit Tekton in the least.

The Drufle:

Well, not much else it can do except glow.

Jenna Callahan has received initiative.

Ezra:

so kawaii

The Drufle:

Right, let's see if Jenna can do some killing.

Jenna Callahan:

Attack!		Longsword
murderkill Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+3)	vs AC		Damage (+3)
1d20(15)+3 = 18		1d8(1)+3 = 4 Slashing

The Drufle:

She can!

Tekton:

just say it dies

The Drufle:

Hits and kills.

Tekton:

you can do it

Ezra:

it had 4hp?

The Drufle:

It actually did die, so yes.

The Drufle:

It had exactly 4 left.

Hina Takahashi:

holyhitguys i fell asleep

Ezra:

pff

The Drufle:

Hina Takahashi:

in front my computer

Ezra:

its been 7 hours

Hina Takahashi:

OH NO

The Drufle:

Morning, hina.

Tekton:

yeah we literally waited

Tekton:

for hours

Ezra:

"Well, that was interesting..."

Tekton:

also you almost killed me

Tekton:

remember that

Jenna Callahan has received initiative.

The Drufle:

(i'm putting in the exp guys)

The Drufle:

(talk a bit while i'm doing that)

Tekton:

yay we're level 20 now

Bernard Blackbrass:

"The circuitry."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Oh. Before I forget."

Tekton:

i can now cast planar farting

Ezra:

"So, Tekton. How ya doin."

* Bernard Blackbrass strides into the room with the rest, redirecting coins to float about and rub on things.

Ezra:

coins are rubbing me

Bernard Blackbrass:

(within the chosen radius, extending well into the next room)

Ezra:

i don't want this

Tekton:

"my prejudice against flesh creatures has been reinforced"

Tekton:

"otherwise im pretty ok"

* Bernard Blackbrass pretends to not notice.

Ezra:

"Well, to be fair, the construct helped."

The Drufle:

Ok, exp is done.

Ezra:

"You should hate those more too."

Bernard Blackbrass:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 12 + 4 + 3 = 19 »

The Drufle:

You can stop pretending to like each other now.

Ezra:

"Spread the hate!"

Tekton:

"check your privilege, mister"

The Drufle:

Brass, where are you looking?

Ezra:

can we do the healy thing

Tekton:

when will we get out of heeere augh

The Drufle:

You can all make heal checks, yes.

* Ezra rolls: 1d20-2 => 16 - 2 = 14

Tekton:

where is goat mom

The Drufle:

Nope.

Tekton:

i just want some snail pie

Hina Takahashi:

Heal Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Heal + WisBonus = 13 + 0 + 0 = 13 »

Tekton:

i drink another potion

The Drufle:

Nope.

The Drufle:

Alright.

Ezra:

heal first!

Tekton:

we have a shit ton anyway

Jenna Callahan:

Heal Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Heal + WisBonus = 12 + 0 + -1 = 11 »

Tekton:

what roll?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Heal Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Heal + WisBonus = 19 + 0 + 3 = 22 »

The Drufle:

Heal check.

Tekton:

« 1d8 = 4 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

Tekton:

« HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = 4 = 4 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" = » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" = » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" = » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" = » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" = » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Gained 4 HP!
23 / 32 HP remaining...

Tekton:

Heal Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Heal + WisBonus = 5 + 2 + 1 = 8 »

The Drufle:

Right then.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Oh i'm just sliding the coins about this room and the adjacent rooms.

The Drufle:

Hey look!

Bernard Blackbrass:

They all make a nice schreeeennn...

The Drufle:

It's this room!

Tekton:

wait is taht

Tekton:

fuck

Bernard Blackbrass:

Oh crap, not in there.

Ezra:

"Oh, it's that room."

Ezra:

"We've only one room, left, I believe.

Tekton:

noooo

Tekton:

can i just

Tekton:

turn into a seed

Tekton:

it takes just 1 round

Bernard Blackbrass:

Here then.

Ezra:

"Now what's this..."

The Drufle:

Above is a room that is mostly blocked with energy walls.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Let's flick a gold coin into it.

* Ezra rolls: 1d20+3 => 10 + 3 = 13

The Drufle:

Ezra sees nothing of interest.

Tekton:

this was the thing!

Bernard Blackbrass:

-"Schreeeeennnn..."

Tekton:

the second one

Bernard Blackbrass:

In the coin glides, guided by unseen force.

The Drufle:

Yeah, nothing happens.

Ezra:

This room looks like the last but it's a different one

Bernard Blackbrass:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 18 + 4 + 3 = 25 »

The Drufle:

Bernard sees absolutely no traps in that room.

The Drufle:

Just the electrical walls.

Ezra:

"The last one like this wasn't trapped."

* Bernard Blackbrass wills the tiles, if they're not anchored to the floor properly, to shudder a bit before walking in and east.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"I doubt this one is."

The Drufle:

They shudder, but do nothing.

Ezra:

"What's ahead, then?

Ezra:

*cough*

Bernard Blackbrass:

(What do we see?)

The Drufle:

Yes, one second.

Tekton:

gasp

The Drufle:

You see an empty room with stairs, leading downward.

Tekton:

is that

Tekton:

i have no idea what that is

The Drufle:

(i dont draw pretend theyre stairs)

Ezra:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 17 + 4 + -2 = 19 »

Ezra:

+1 wops

The Drufle:

Ezra sees some stone stairs, leading downwards.

Ezra:

"I've spotted some stone stairs, leading possible downwards."

Hina Takahashi:

"Well, we've finally made progress."

Bernard Blackbrass:

May as well collect the money and move on. We're almost out of range anyway.

Tekton:

"yes downwards"

Tekton:

"best direction to escape"

Ezra:

"I feel like that took a month."

Tekton:

"have elevators been invented yet"

Tekton:

ok lets go to B1

The Drufle:

Right!

The Drufle:

Let me move the party down the stairs.

Tekton:

fwoop fwoop fwoop

Ezra:

stair noises

Tekton:

then if we encounter anything we cliffhanger it

Tekton:

golly it's dark in here

Ezra:

i'm scared

Ezra:

oh no

The Drufle:

Well, well, well.

Tekton:

woops i touched a crotch

Tekton:

sorry

Tekton:

wait it's my crotch

Hina Takahashi:

holy shit

Tekton:

wat

The Drufle:

What have you done here?

Tekton:

mother of god

Hina Takahashi:

RUN AWAY

Tekton:

of course sloth would use robots

Bernard Blackbrass:

I'll be back.

Tekton:

motherfucker

Hina Takahashi:

i like how they all have numbers

The Drufle:

In case you're wondering, the Gearsmen are all deactivated.

Tekton:

i will claim 12 as my own

Tekton:

i will call it

The Drufle:

Sloth is just pulsing faintly in the center, over a metal chest.

Tekton:

larry III

Tekton:

trigger warning

The Drufle:

So do we end here, or end with a battle against Sloth?

Tekton:

"ive seen enough anime to know where this is going"

Ezra:

I'm fine with continuing.

Tekton:

i dont actually say that

Tekton:

a ok

Hina Takahashi:

same (AND I WON'T FALL ASLEEP THIS TIME I SWEAR)

The Drufle:

Right then!

The Drufle:

Roll initiative to kill a Sloth!

Tekton:

you showed us a chest what else can we do

Ezra:

Initiative Check

Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 15 + 5 = 20 »

Hina Takahashi:

Initiative Check

Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 3 + 2 = 5 »

* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 14 + 6 = 20

Hina Takahashi:

gj hina

Tekton:

me'

Jenna Callahan has received initiative.

Tekton:

Initiative Check

Initiative Roll: d20 + 5 = 5 + 5 = 10

Jenna Callahan:

Initiative Check

Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 17 + 3 = 20 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

Initiative Check

Initiative Roll: « d20 + Initiative = 5 + 0 = 5 »

Tekton:

groot

Ezra:

I'd like to think there's some trick here, but the rest of them have been killed with giant swords all the same.

The Drufle:

Man, Brass and Hina are utterly stunned by all the robots.

Jenna Callahan has received initiative.

Ezra:

We really don't want to activate these things though.

Tekton:

"these machines look... eerie"

Ezra has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Ezra, you go first!

Ezra:

Hmm...

* The Drufle rolls to you: 2d10 => 6

* You roll to the GMs: 2d10 => 6

* The Drufle rolls to you: 2d10 => 20

* You roll to the GMs: 2d10 => 20

Ezra:

Stay near the entrance...

The Drufle:

Oh, I should put Sloth on an actual tile.

The Drufle:

There.

Ezra:

"Um...hello?"

Ezra:

"What am I doing."

The Drufle:

Sloth's black aura pulses slowly at you in response.

Tekton:

that's racist

Tekton:

reverse racist even

Ezra:

"Hey any chance you can tell me the solution here?"

The Drufle:

Are you asking Sloth?

Ezra:

"I mean you can appreciate such a lazy method, right?"

Tekton:

id like to imagine the guardian is not a giant rock letter but an actual sloth

The Drufle:

Tekton:

just laying there

Tekton:

being the final boss

Tekton:

give it leaves

The Drufle:

Sloth continues pulsing, not seeming to comprehend what's happening.

Ezra:

I know attacking it is the wrong thing.

Tekton:

X MERCY

Ezra:

Maybe we could manually destroy all the robots first.

Ezra:

That'd be very not lazy.

The Drufle:

It would, yes.

The Drufle:

It'd also be suicide.

Tekton:

just spray water on em

The Drufle:

I don't know if you've noticed, but there are 45 Gearsmen in here.

Ezra:

oh really

Ezra:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 17 + 4 + -2 = 19 »

Ezra:

i forgot to roll see

Tekton:

but where are the gearswomen

Tekton:

huhh???

The Drufle:

Shut up.

Bernard Blackbrass:

What did I miss?

The Drufle:

You missed finding stairs.

Tekton:

45 robots

The Drufle:

Going down stairs.

The Drufle:

And then finding this.

Tekton:

guardian of sloth

Ezra:

Focus on the character

Tekton:

appropriately not doing anything

Ezra:

we're in the new place now

The Drufle:

So, is Ezra going to attack?

The Drufle:

Talk more?

The Drufle:

Do nothing?

Ezra:

What are your thoughts on this brass

Bernard Blackbrass:

Are we fighting?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Is there sand I can eat?

Tekton:

"touch the chest"

Bernard Blackbrass:

I'm hungry.

The Drufle:

Initiative is rolled, things are happening.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Oh.

The Drufle:

Well.

The Drufle:

Actually, things aren't happening.

The Drufle:

It's not your turn, so don't move.

Bernard Blackbrass:

What is this an altar?

The Drufle:

It's a metal chest.

The Drufle:

That Sloth is currently hovering over.

Tekton:

giant metal boobs

Bernard Blackbrass:

What can Sloth do?

Ezra:

I tried to talk to it

Ezra:

it didn't understand me

Ezra:

maybe it speaks goblin

Tekton:

try attacking

The Drufle:

Sloth has done nothing yet.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Maybe I can add it to the Collective.

The Drufle:

Attacking is a choice, yes.

Bernard Blackbrass:

And maybe a Gearsman.

The Drufle:

Or doing nothing.

Tekton:

but hmmm

The Drufle:

The Gearsmen are all deactivated.

Ezra:

I'm going to do nothing.

The Drufle:

And despite their pogs, none of them carry a weapon.

The Drufle:

Alright!

Tekton:

there werent really any puzzles to the other ones

The Drufle:

Sloth gets to go then.

Ezra:

"So, how's life."

Tekton:

so its drufle'sfault if there's suddenly a puzzle for this one

Bernard Blackbrass:

Now I know you said that just to make sure I didn't try taking their weapons.

The Drufle:

I did, yes.

Ezra:

"But I was so lazy for you."

Tekton:

i thought that too

Bernard Blackbrass:

You remembered Brass is an adventurer.

The Drufle:

Sloth pulses and a tornado of fire appears next to it.

The Drufle:

Which proceeds to slam at Ezra.

* The Drufle rolls: d20+4 => 14 + 4 = 18

Hina Takahashi:

hoy

Hina Takahashi:

dead

* The Drufle rolls: d4 => 1

Ezra:

is this fire damage

Ezra:

The Drufle:

Oh, right.

Ezra:

« HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = 1 = 1 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" = » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" = » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" = » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" = » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" = » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Gained 1 HP!
19 / 24 HP remaining...

Bernard Blackbrass:

Probably not exclusively.

The Drufle:

You do, however, need to make a reflex save.

Ezra:

"This is so lazy."

The Drufle:

Sloth also five-foots back.

Ezra:

It's +8 but I think the macro is wrong

Ezra:

i roll d20+8 right

The Drufle:

Yes.

* Ezra rolls: 1d20+8 => 4 + 8 = 12

Tekton:

amazong

The Drufle:

You are fine.

Jenna Callahan has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Jenna's turn.

Tekton:

so fine

Ezra:

"Stay near the entrance!"

The Drufle:

You know, I'm so impressed by how nice and clean the initiative is.

The Drufle:

Three 20s, a 10, and two 5s.

The Drufle:

Nice, even numbers.

Tekton:

5 isnt even

Ezra:

"Oh uh, okay"

The Drufle:

Well, relatively so.

Tekton:

dohoho

The Drufle:

Jenna will begin her song and charge upwards.

Jenna Callahan:

Attack!		Longsword
murderkill Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+3)	vs AC		Damage (+3)
1d20(20)+3 = 23		1d8(5)+3 = 8 Slashing
1d20(8)+3 = 11		1d8(8)+3 = 11 Slashing

The Drufle:

oshit

Tekton:

wat

The Drufle:

I'm glad that confirm missed.

Tekton:

The Drufle:

Oh wait, I need to roll health on this guy.

Tekton:

and other things

* The Drufle rolls to you: 2d10 => 17

* You roll to the GMs: 2d10 => 17

Tekton:

8 hp

Tekton:

pls pls

The Drufle:

Nope.

The Drufle:

Higher than that.

The Drufle:

Flame elemental lives.

Tekton has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Have a go, Tekton.

The Drufle:

Surely you can do something.

Ezra:

can i deathwatch his condition?

Tekton:

arent they called fire elementals

The Drufle:

Yes.

Tekton:

i use evil eye on its ac

The Drufle:

I just wanted to change the name.

Ezra:

i'll know if its at 3hp i think

The Drufle:

Alright, then.

The Drufle:

Evil eye it is!

Tekton:

Hex		Evil Eye
abloobloobloo Penalty: ac « DC = 16 »

* The Drufle rolls: d20 => 15

The Drufle:

Does not save.

Tekton:

8 rounds you shit

The Drufle:

It's probably going to die before that anyway.

Tekton:

but i think that's a summon so it's gonna disappear anyway

The Drufle:

Is that all?

Tekton:

yes

Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Brass, you're up.

Tekton:

i cry and throw things at hina

Hina Takahashi:

never stop throwing things at hina

The Drufle:

She will never be forgiven for what she has done.

The Drufle:

The chest is low enough that you can climb on top of it.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Just wondering if I can reach Sloth.

The Drufle:

Isn't your move 40?

Bernard Blackbrass:

40.

The Drufle:

Yes, you can reach it.

Bernard Blackbrass:

+5 and

Ezra:

so im playing lunatic princess song right now

Bernard Blackbrass:

Someone roll that for me.

* Brass rolls: 1d20+8 => 1 + 8 = 9

The Drufle:

Whelp.

The Drufle:

That is certainly unfortunate.

The Drufle:

Anything else?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Can't do anything else.

Hina Takahashi has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Hina!

The Drufle:

Please kill something.

Ezra:

Yeah um might take a while to waddle over.

Ezra:

I really feel like we should be closer to the escape

Hina Takahashi:

Ezra: maximum princess

Ezra:

but knowing this place it'll close anyway

Hina Takahashi:

anyway

Tekton:

dont worry guysim gonna stay over here

Hina Takahashi:

time to kill

Tekton:

so i can escape if the robots wake up

Ezra:

tell our story tekton

Bernard Blackbrass:

Charge!

Hina Takahashi:

i can't even reach anything to kill

Hina Takahashi:

my move is only 20 ft., does charging mean I can go further and killt he fire thing

Ezra:

Do things get limits to summons?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Double speed.

The Drufle:

Double, yes.

The Drufle:

Yeah, summons only last a certain number of turns.

Bernard Blackbrass:

You even get an attack bonus.

Hina Takahashi:

oh cool then Hina GLORIOUSLY CHARGES TOWARDS THE FLAMING THING

Hina Takahashi:

TO STAB FIRE ITSELF

The Drufle:

You can actually charge past Ezra and hit Sloth, if you wish.

Tekton:

im the juggernaut, bitch

Bernard Blackbrass:

Is that far enough?

Hina Takahashi:

cool lets do that instead

Bernard Blackbrass:

The elemental is still in the way really.

The Drufle:

It is, yes.

Tekton:

she says with a totally not evil look in her eye

Bernard Blackbrass:

Yes the elemental is definitely in the way.

Hina Takahashi:

wouldn't that be an AoO

The Drufle:

No.

The Drufle:

Only exiting is an AoO.

Hina Takahashi:

alright then. . .

The Drufle:

You can reach either.

Ezra:

"Yikes!"

Bernard Blackbrass:

Probably right.

Hina Takahashi:

im totally going to stab sloth in the face guys

Tekton:

aoo questions will be a running gag now

Ezra:

oh god

Tekton:

joining the ranks of stepladder

Hina Takahashi:

i want to make sure the attack is going to hit before I give it an awesome description

Hina Takahashi:

Attack!		Greatsword
This sword can cut through anything! Mostly! Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+4)	vs AC		Critical Fail!
1d20(1)+4		E P I C F A I L

Hina Takahashi:

Ezra:

if you hurt this guy you better kill it in one h

The Drufle:

Hina Takahashi:

hahahah

Ezra:

Hina Takahashi:

HAHAHHAAHAHAHA

Tekton:

epic fail

Hina Takahashi:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

The Drufle:

xDDD

Bernard Blackbrass:

You can still give it an awesome description.

Tekton:

final crashing uguuuu

The Drufle:

Can I just say that Hina pounced over Ezra, missed Sloth and landed on the other side?

Tekton:

you accidentally chop off the heads of everyone around you

The Drufle:

Because that's totally what I'm imagining.

Hina Takahashi:

oh my god

Bernard Blackbrass:

That's too helpful.

Tekton:

yes

Hina Takahashi:

yes

Hina Takahashi:

do it

The Drufle:

You're also prone, though.

Tekton:

like that samurai thing

Ezra:

Oh that's perfect actually.

Tekton:

with one strike

Bernard Blackbrass:

Proper fuckery!

Tekton:

but she missed spectacularly

The Drufle:

Right!

Ezra has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Ezra, fail less.

Tekton:

downvote

Ezra:

Yeah fine sure

Ezra:

Um...

Tekton:

if only i can use Good Eye

Ezra:

Attack!		Wakizashi
Sharper than my wit, even. Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+1)	vs AC		Damage (+1)
1d20(12)+1 = 13		1d6(2)+1 = 3 Slashing, Piercing

Ezra:

Tekton:

why did nt they make that

Ezra:

not 1

The Drufle:

Yeah, that hits.

The Drufle:

Not dead, though.

The Drufle:

Anything else?

Ezra:

5ft step up

The Drufle:

Right then.

The Drufle:

Sloth's turn!

The Drufle:

The fire elemental disappears.

Hina Takahashi:

hes going to eat me

Ezra:

He's far too lazy for that.

The Drufle:

A new one appears!

The Drufle:

Also, five-foot.

Tekton:

fuckin pokemon trainer

Bernard Blackbrass:

In Ignan, "Son what is your damage?"

Tekton:

he's like a fisherman but instead of magikarp it's fire

The Drufle:

The fire elemental glares at Brass.

Hina Takahashi:

well if anything

Hina Takahashi:

sloth has balls

Ezra:

yes get answers from the fella

Hina Takahashi:

for choosing to remain in range of hina

Hina Takahashi:

voluntarily

Tekton:

"your mooom" said the fire elemental

Flame Elemental:

"I have no wish to be here."

Ezra:

Has he been here before

Flame Elemental:

"But my summons are my orders."

* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 18 + 6 = 24

The Drufle:

And summarily smacks Brass.

Bernard Blackbrass:

-"Well then why- oh. I see."

* The Drufle rolls: d4 => 2

Jenna Callahan has received initiative.

The Drufle:

No damage, I am aware.

The Drufle:

Let's see.

* Bernard Blackbrass , as he tries weathering the fiery attack, only says "Well I can't begrudge that."

The Drufle:

Can Jenna do some damage.

Jenna Callahan:

Attack!		Longsword
murderkill Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+3)	vs AC		Damage (+3)
1d20(2)+3 = 5		1d8(4)+3 = 7 Slashing

The Drufle:

Answer is definitely not.

The Drufle:

Well, continue the song.

The Drufle:

Not much else.

Tekton has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Tekton, what shall you do?

Ezra:

He's on reddit.

Ezra:

you should send him to his room

Tekton:

Hex		Evil Eye
abloobloobloo Penalty: AC « DC = 16 »

Tekton:

the fire thing

* The Drufle rolls: d20 => 9

The Drufle:

Well, alright.

Tekton:

i place a monster card face down in defense position

The Drufle:

8 rounds of evil eye on the thing that lasts one round.

Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.

Tekton:

yes

The Drufle:

Brass, you're up.

* The Drufle rolls to you: 2d10 => 14

* You roll to the GMs: 2d10 => 14

The Drufle:

Brass?

Ezra:

mo like, brASS

Ezra:

i think i made that joke before

Ezra:

im going stale

The Drufle:

Probably, yeah.

The Drufle:

Should I roll an attack for him?

Ezra:

just like gay bread did in hyper princess 3

Ezra:

that was the saddest episode

Bernard Blackbrass:

Attack!		Greataxe
Crushing Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+1)	vs AC		Damage (+1)
1d20(17)+1 = 18		3d6+1(11)+1 = 12 Slashing

Tekton:

awww

The Drufle:

Well, Brass does hit.

Ezra:

oh god

The Drufle:

And Brass does kill.

Ezra:

now we die

Ezra:

run!!

The Drufle:

We'll leave it at that, I suppose.

Hina Takahashi has received initiative.

Hina Takahashi:

great how do I get up

The Drufle:

Move action.

Hina Takahashi:

oh so what you're saying is

Hina Takahashi:

i can try epic failing again?

The Drufle:

Sure, go ahead.

Tekton:

yes

Hina Takahashi:

Attack!		Greatsword
This sword can cut through anything! Mostly! Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+4)	vs AC		Damage (+4)
1d20(2)+4 = 6		2d6+6(12)+4 = 16 Slashing

Tekton:

very try

Hina Takahashi:

HINA STOP THAT

The Drufle:

Ezra:

is most of d&d normally missing

Tekton:

the laziest rune

The Drufle:

Man, I don't even need to try and stop you guys.

Tekton:

best at dodging

The Drufle:

You're just utterly failing by yourselves.

Ezra has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Ezra, please hit.

Hina Takahashi:

i blame the dice

Ezra:

what so you can activate the robots?!

The Drufle:

Am i?

The Drufle:

Ezra:

I KNOW YOUR GAME

The Drufle:

It's best to kill it so that we can go to sleep, you know.

Tekton:

yes

Ezra:

rasa frasa

Tekton:

at least if we die here we can play antiheroes next

* Ezra rolls: 1d20+5 => 13 + 5 = 18

Tekton:

so we can be nice

The Drufle:

That hits.

Tekton:

but still be dicks

* Ezra rolls: 1d6+1 => 2 + 1 = 3

* Ezra rolls: 1d6 => 1

The Drufle:

Nice.

The Drufle:

Very nice.

Ezra:

sigh

Tekton:

gr8

The Drufle:

You put a slight dent in the rune.

The Drufle:

Who now gets to move!

The Drufle:

Five-foot and.

Tekton:

teh slof

The Drufle:

Flame Elemental proceeds to slap at Hina.

* The Drufle rolls: d20+4 => 14 + 4 = 18

Ezra:

slap me im scarier

The Drufle:

And hits!

* The Drufle rolls: d4 => 4

Hina Takahashi:

« HPChange = ChangeHP = HPChange = -4 = -4 » « HpReport1 = "" = HpReport1 = "" = » « HpReport2 = "" = HpReport2 = "" = » « TempReport1 = "" = TempReport1 = "" = » « TempReport2 = "" = TempReport2 = "" = » « TempLost = "" = TempLost = "" = » « TempPlusChange = 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 » Lost 4 HP!
22 / 38 HP remaining...

The Drufle:

Hina, roll a reflex save.

Hina Takahashi:

Reflex Save

Reflex Roll: « d20 + Reflex = 8 + 2 = 10 »

Tekton:

oh wait

Tekton:

late objection

Tekton:

summon monster takes 1 rounf

Tekton:

take that

The Drufle:

So it does.

Ezra:

maybe this guys been practicing

Ezra:

lots

The Drufle:

Well, Hina's on fire now.

The Drufle:

So that's a thing.

Jenna Callahan has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Maybe Jenna can do more damage to Sloth.

Ezra:

if i hug her can i take her fire off her

Jenna Callahan:

Attack!		Longsword
murderkill Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+3)	vs AC		Damage (+3)
1d20(11)+3 = 14		1d8(1)+3 = 4 Slashing

The Drufle:

Ok what bonuses does she have here.

The Drufle:

Oh nevermind she doesn't need bonuses.

Tekton:

+20

Hina Takahashi:

im pretty sure that hina has caused enough potential damage to kill three slots

Hina Takahashi:

*sloths

Hina Takahashi:

itsj ust

Hina Takahashi:

she keeps missing

The Drufle:

Yeah, pretty much.

Tekton has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Tekton, you can come hit something.

Ezra:

the robots though

Ezra:

the main part of adventuring is paranoia

Ezra:

we are going to die

The Drufle:

Er.

The Drufle:

What?

Tekton:

i detect magic on the chest

Ezra:

why the thing

Tekton:

dunno

The Drufle:

Oh.

The Drufle:

Whoops.

Tekton:

what if there's an evil lich in there

Ezra:

drufle has to delete that now you know how bad he is at deleting stuff

Tekton:

you'll never know

Tekton:

all according to plan...

The Drufle:

Right.

The Drufle:

There is something magical within the chest.

The Drufle:

However, it is no magic you are familiar with.

The Drufle:

Is that all for your turn?

Ezra:

do an inspiring dance

Tekton:

oh wait it's 60 feet

Bernard Blackbrass:

-"Who is your master?"

Tekton:

so i

The Drufle:

Sloth doesn't respond.

The Drufle:

It can't speak, you know.

Tekton:

move here

Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.

The Drufle:

Right then!

Tekton:

i place a trap card

The Drufle:

Brass can have a go.

Tekton:

oh wait

Ezra:

yeah i tried before it just pulses at you

Bernard Blackbrass:

The fire elemental, really.

The Drufle:

Oh.

The Drufle:

Well, its master is Sloth.

The Drufle:

Because Sloth called it here.

Ezra:

just for 6 seconds though

Bernard Blackbrass:

I know that, it's just

Ezra:

he really didn't expect to be asked that

Bernard Blackbrass:

gets a conversation going.

The Drufle:

Well, alright.

The Drufle:

Better if you hit things though.

The Drufle:

More productive that way.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Chosen poorly!"

Ezra:

I feel like it may be moving towards the robots

* Brass rolls: 1d20 => 5

The Drufle:

Geez, really?

Tekton:

can we take 20

Bernard Blackbrass:

For some reason my attack macro isn't working.

Tekton:

on everything

The Drufle:

That's not how it works, no.

Tekton:

just the whole campaign

Bernard Blackbrass:

Attack!		Greataxe
Crushing Targets: One Foe within my reach
Attacks
Attack (+1)	vs AC		Damage (+1)
1d20(16)+1 = 17		3d6+1(12)+1 = 13 Slashing

The Drufle:

That works.

The Drufle:

And hits.

Ezra:

can you sense motive on these things

The Drufle:

You could, I suppose.

Ezra:

i mean mine is -2 though

The Drufle:

Well, it doesn't quite matter.

The Drufle:

Brass' attack killed it.

Ezra:

okay now fuckin leg it

Tekton:

did sloth die

Ezra:

robots!!

The Drufle:

Sloth has petered out, yes.

* Ezra sprints towards the entrance.

Tekton:

oh i know how this ends

Tekton:

in the chest

Tekton:

is a remote control

Ezra:

"THEY'LL KILL US ALL."

Tekton:

personal robot army go

Tekton:

Perception Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Perception + WisBonus = 11 + 0 + 1 = 12 »

The Drufle:

Does anyone want to open the chest?

The Drufle:

Or are we just running for our lives?

Hina Takahashi:

WE WILL CONQUER MALOR WITH OUR ROBOT ARMY

Ezra:

Can we check if its connected to the robots

Bernard Blackbrass:

I'm opening it.

The Drufle:

You can, yes.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Play Zelda Theme.

The Drufle:

Do do do doooooo.

Tekton:

it's a sleeping loli

Bernard Blackbrass:

Chop her head off.

The Drufle:

Inside the chest is...

The Drufle:

A CLIFFHANGER

Tekton:

good job we win lolicon of the year

The Drufle:

Unless you actually want to know what it is.

Hina Takahashi:

GODDAMNIT

Ezra:

woooow.

Tekton:

why you little

The Drufle:

We can do that too.

* Tekton chokes drufle

Hina Takahashi:

is it a sleeping loli

Tekton:

yes

The Drufle:

It is not.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Let's know now.

Tekton:

what is it

Hina Takahashi:

because if so I'm probably going to get the FBI in here

The Drufle:

Sure, I'll tell you.

Bernard Blackbrass:

We had to have four people to get here.

The Drufle:

Inside are two objects.

Tekton:

it's nothing

Tekton:

because the real treasure

Tekton:

is friendship

The Drufle:

One is a warhammer, made of an odd blue metal that is pulsing with energy.

Tekton:

and robot armies

Bernard Blackbrass:

Mine

The Drufle:

The other is a glass-like sphere, similar to the one Brass found earlier but much larger.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Mine

Tekton:

give it to the crazy murder girl

Tekton:

i take that

Ezra:

"Careful with those..."

Tekton:

ahonhon

Bernard Blackbrass:

The Drufle:

Does anyone take the items out?

Ezra:

"You've no idea what they do."

Bernard Blackbrass:

I grab both and be done with it.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Don't begrudge a man his spheres.

Tekton:

careful brass

Tekton:

four of us

The Drufle:

As the sphere leaves the chest, the Gearsmen rumble to life as electricity sparks from the sphere into their cores.

Hina Takahashi:

"And we still have a few dozen of those things around u-"

Tekton:

good jerb

Hina Takahashi:

". . .yeah, now sounds like a good time to leave."

Ezra:

"Please walk calmly."

The Drufle:

They stand at attention, facing the chest but not moving.

Ezra:

"But really quickly too."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Hark!"

Tekton:

see

Tekton:

robot army

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Salute!"

The Drufle:

The Gearsmen remain still.

Tekton:

"what are they doing"

Tekton:

Knowledge Arcana Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeArcana + IntBonus = 7 + 5 + 0 = 12 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

Knowledge History Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeHistory + IntBonus = 1 + 4 + 5 = 10 »

The Drufle:

Neither of you know what the hell is happening here.

Ezra:

Uh umh

Jenna Callahan:

Knowledge History Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeHistory + IntBonus = 19 + 0 + 2 = 21 »

Ezra:

Knowledge Nobility Check

At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + KnowledgeNobility + IntBonus = 19 + 0 + 2 = 21 »

Hina Takahashi:

"Nothing. . . for now anyway. But. . ."

The Drufle:

Jenna, though.

Ezra:

its all i got

The Drufle:

Jenna recognizes some of the symbols on the Gearsmen's armor.

The Drufle:

They are the mark of an old, old emperor of Chronis.

The Drufle:

West Chronis, specifically.

Ezra:

"You think you can control these...things?"

Jenna Callahan:

"I don't think they can be controlled..."

Tekton:

boooo

Jenna Callahan:

"I think they were made as guardians to a tomb."

Tekton:

robutt armoo

Tekton:

gasp

Ezra:

"Well, they're doing a lousy job."

Tekton:

the tomb of thor

Tekton:

"we're literally level 2"

Tekton:

"and we rolled a ton of 1's"

Ezra:

"Oh you. What a card."

The Drufle:

Jenna's eyes suddenly widen as she realizes where they are.

Ezra:

"ANYWAY."

Tekton:

the robots are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE

Jenna Callahan:

"This is the tomb of the first Emperor of West Chronis!"

* Bernard Blackbrass holds up the warhammer.

The Drufle:

Ah, I was waiting for someone to do that.

Tekton:

by the power of greyskull

The Drufle:

As Brass holds the hammer up, runes on the surface appear and glow brightly.

Tekton:

i'll take demonic possession for 200, alex

Ezra:

"What's a tomb of someone from Chronis doing here?"

The Drufle:

The Gearsmen pull weapons from their sides.

The Drufle:

And charge to the door.

Tekton:

"malor is a place of banishment..."

Tekton:

* Ezra panics and gets out of the way.

The Drufle:

They all plow past Ezra, charging up the stairs.

Hina Takahashi:

"Well, you certainly did rile them up. . ."

Tekton:

http://www.blackacrebrewing.com/hey.swf

Hina Takahashi:

"Now where in the world did you send them to?"

Ezra:

"Where are they going?!"

Brass is disconnected.

Brass has connected.

Tekton:

gasp

Brass:

Did it crash?

Tekton:

quick while he's away take the hamm-

Ezra:

Follow them!

Tekton:

Jenna Callahan:

"I remember legends that spoke of the first emperor, but nobody knew anything about him."

Jenna Callahan:

"His tomb, and everything that was known of him, disappeared one day."

Jenna Callahan:

"Nobody, even his magicians, could tell where it went."

Jenna Callahan:

"I guess we know now."

Tekton:

literally level 2

Tekton:

ok then

Hina Takahashi:

"And so we found it? Imagine that. . . bringing this back to Chronis, if we ever made it."

Tekton:

Survival Check

At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Survival + WisBonus = 2 + 0 + 1 = 3 »

Ezra:

"It looks like it might be going back by itself."

Ezra:

"Part of it, anyway."

Tekton:

track them

Tekton:

???

Bernard Blackbrass:

"We have to follow them."

The Drufle:

Back at the top of the stairs, the party sees the Gearsmen flying through a newly-made hole in the ceiling.

The Drufle:

And Tekton, you're getting nothing with that survival roll.

Ezra:

"Did they...fly?"

Ezra:

"Who made these things?"

Ezra:

We should leave

Tekton:

quick follow em

Tekton:

Fly Check

At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll: (GM Only) « d20 + Fly + DexBonus + ArmorCheckPenalty = 16 + 0 + 3 + 0 = 19 »

Bernard Blackbrass:

Wait.

Bernard Blackbrass:

I touch an energy wall with the hammer.

The Drufle:

Ah, very astute!

The Drufle:

The wall dissipates.

Bernard Blackbrass:

"We are not leaving."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Kiddies, we just got ourselves a sandcastle base."

Hina Takahashi:

"You're the master of this place now, it seems."

Hina Takahashi:

"And it even has a wonderful view of the sky now."

Tekton:

"remember that wagon"

Ezra:

"Shouldn't you at least keep an eye on your robot army?"

Bernard Blackbrass:

"Oh shit our stuff's in the wagon."

Tekton:

"also those genie things"

Tekton:

"maybe they died now"

Hina Takahashi:

"Er, yes. We don't even know where your new military went."

Bernard Blackbrass:

"We should really go check."

The Drufle:

They are fine, thank you very much.

Tekton:

"how long were we in here"

Hina Takahashi:

"But they did bring weapons."

The Drufle:

You have been in the temple for approximately 2 hours.

Ezra:

literally 2 hours

Tekton:

more like 2 years amirite

The Drufle:

Or two months, really.

Ezra:

Lets move

Tekton:

2 centuries even

Ezra:

its literally 6:30am

The Drufle:

Yeah, how about we stop here.

Hina Takahashi:

no problem there

Ezra:

Drufle, Golurk suggested that we use your log

The Drufle:

My log?

Ezra:

it'd have the GM rolls on it

The Drufle:

Ah, true.

Ezra:

You know how to save it, right?

The Drufle:

Fine with me.

The Drufle:

I do, yes.

Ezra:

Stick it in the dropbox

The Drufle:

Save chat log history and all that.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Now what are the stats of this hammer?

Ezra:

I have 20 screenshots

Ezra:

yeesh

The Drufle:

Good.

Hina Takahashi:

Ezra: i hope you got a shot of Hina "I'm Not Evil" Takahashi cutting off 75% of Tekton's HP

The Drufle:

One sec, I'll get the stats.

The Drufle:

Ezra:

I did actually

Hina Takahashi:

and also Hina "I am a trained soldier" Takahashi flying across the room

Bernard Blackbrass:

I sure hope it's hammer Stormbrand.

The Drufle:

The hammer is a +1 Warhammer that does an additional 1d6 electrical damage.

Tekton:

the hammer is called I-can't-believe-it's-not-Mjollnir

The Drufle:

It is similar to Mjolnir in that it is an electrical hammer.

The Drufle:

That is pretty much the only relationship.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Is it Large size?

The Drufle:

No, it's medium.

Bernard Blackbrass:

Piece of junk!!

The Drufle:

It was never really meant to be used as a weapon.

The Drufle:

So, we good to stop here?

Bernard Blackbrass:

Yes.

The Drufle:

Alright.

Tekton:

yes

The Drufle:

Everyone can leave then, I'll get the log.

Ezra:

godspeed

Ezra is disconnected.

Tekton:

extremespeed

Tekton:

weeaboo