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Our heroes made their way through the Ancient Tomb, and found a room filled with advanced machines. After fighting off their vicious guard, a sparking, blue hammer was claimed. The machines activated on it's touch, and flew off, leaving our heroes behind. What will they do next?
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The Evil Saga! ~ Chapter 6: Wherein No-One Mentions The Freudicon
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Satonakaja:
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so about that robot army
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The Drufle:
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Yeah, that was a thing that happened.
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The Drufle:
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The gearsmen flew northeast of your
position at the tomb.
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The Drufle:
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In case anyone was wondering.
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Ezra:
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We found the blue hammer but did we
find another thing or am I misremembering
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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We found that the blue hammer can
dispel these blast lines.
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The Drufle:
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You also found a large bluish sphere,
similar to the ones you had found under the trapped tiles.
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The Drufle:
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It is pulsing with energy.
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Golurk has connected.
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Ezra:
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Last time we were going to go find our
robot army
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The Drufle:
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Who said the army belonged to you?
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Hina Takahashi:
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"Right. . . so those flying things.
We're going to have to find them, won't we?"
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Ezra:
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Brass is completely loyal, Drufle,
stop being silly.
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Tekton:
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grr hoomans
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"I'm in no hurry to see who they're
beating up. I'm more worried about our stuff."
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Hina Takahashi:
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"Maybe they're off to civilized places
to pillage and burn. And I'd rather not be responsible for /that/."
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Ezra:
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"The barrier is gone. We can get out
quicker now."
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Take your time."
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Tekton:
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"the exit"
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Tekton:
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"where is it"
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The Drufle:
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Also, because I am a dumb and forgot
to mention this.
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Ezra:
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up
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The Drufle:
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After Brass struck the barrier with
the hammer, the entire tomb lit up.
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The Drufle:
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Little lamps in the walls begin
glowing, pulsing with the same bluish energy.
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Tekton:
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tiny ass-tomb
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Was that how big this place was?
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Hina Takahashi:
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it seemed a lot ibgger
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The Drufle:
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This is the entirety of the tomb, yes.
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Tekton:
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"this looked a lot bigger when it was
dark"
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The Drufle:
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That's because I was showing the
entire thing two rooms at a time.
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The Drufle:
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Confusion breeds ignorance.
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Hina Takahashi:
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"In any case we should have no trouble
getting out now."
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Ezra:
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Well it wasn't that confusing.
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Ezra:
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>:}
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Ezra, you're with me. We're going to
check on the cart. Hina, take Tekton and Jenna, see if you can see
the bots."
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Tekton:
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im not ignorance!
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"We'll call for you."
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Each other."
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Tekton:
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"*grumble grumble* but the tiny people"
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Ezra:
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"How could such a small machine fly
anyway?"
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Would you rather check on the tiny
people?"
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Ezra:
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"Don't you need those massive
ships...?"
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Tekton:
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"its ok"
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"It's probable they store
mini-engines. Do you need anything from the cart when we get back?"
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The Drufle:
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If you'd like me to teleport Tekton,
Hina, and Jenna to the cart, I can do so.
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The Drufle:
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Just say when.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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(We gotta do that ourselves.)
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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(Split the party, or don't split the
party, or whatever)
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Ezra:
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"We can restock on potions, at the
least. We used a few."
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The Drufle:
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Well, I can move anyone over who's
going.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"We can all go, and we can make it
damn quick."
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* Bernard Blackbrass is already walking,
holding the hammer out in front of him like a rifle.
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The Drufle:
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Remember that I've put the cart off on
a different part of the map so that I don't have to keep drawing
it.
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Ezra:
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Right well me and Brass go to the
entrance
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* Bernard Blackbrass hustles.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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(I think that's still an action I can
do.)
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Tekton:
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"what are we supposed t do exactly"
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The Drufle:
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The traps aren't all disarmed, by the
way.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Restock, then follow those bots."
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Well then.
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Ezra:
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Assume Brass got rid of the two
barriers behind us
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The Drufle:
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So watch your step travelling through
the Tomb.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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I think he means those rooms were
trapped.
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The Drufle:
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No, they aren't.
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The Drufle:
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The two you passed through are totally
clean.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Continue hustling then.
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The Drufle:
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Where are you two headed?
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Cart.
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Ezra:
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owlmobile
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The Drufle:
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Oh, well I can just move you there.
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Ezra:
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Telruport!!
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The Drufle:
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You can't actually reach it by walking
normally.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Hark!"
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Hina Takahashi:
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Right, Hina'll go outside to find the
bots?
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Tekton:
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what are even doing here
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Tekton:
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drufle fwoop us out
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Ezra:
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try the openings
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Where are you two?"
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Oret, Urtar."
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Hina Takahashi:
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Hmm, can we safely get tot he
northeast open area of the temple
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Oret:
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"Masters!"
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Urtar:
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"You return!"
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Did you see a swarm of bots fly?"
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Ezra:
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"Or anything else odd coming from the
temple?"
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Urtar:
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"Do you mean the metal flying peoples?"
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Oret:
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"We did see those!"
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Hina Takahashi:
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Hina looks northwards, although they
seem to be long gone.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"All right, reckon you stay safe as
usual. We will be back."
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Jenna Callahan:
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Perception Check
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At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 16 + 4 + -1 = 19 »
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Tekton:
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woops
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* Bernard Blackbrass turns to Ezra.
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Oret:
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"Very well, masters!"
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"No issue?"
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Tekton:
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Perception Check
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At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 8 + 0 + 1 = 9 »
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Ezra:
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"Which way were they going?"
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Oret:
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"Off the island, I imagine."
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Ezra:
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"Hrm..."
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Ezra:
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"I assumed you'd want to keep track of
your robot army, Brass."
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Hina Takahashi:
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Perception Check
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At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 4 + 0 + 0 = 4 »
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Ezra:
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"A tactitian like you, this must be a
dream come true."
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Tekton:
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drufle
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Ezra:
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(literally level 2)
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"I'm still not sure if they're mine."
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The Drufle:
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Right, what exactly is the scouting
group looking for?
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The Drufle:
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Just the robots?
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Tekton:
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yes
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* Bernard Blackbrass smiles. "Know unknown."
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Tekton:
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once we dont see anything we can go
back
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Ezra:
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if there happens to be an angry mob
then they should spot that too
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Ezra:
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oreads maybe
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The Drufle:
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The robots are out of sight already.
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Ezra:
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mobs??
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Let's go meet the rest."
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Tekton:
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fwoop fwoop fwoop
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* Bernard Blackbrass moves considerably fast,
over time.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"No trouble there."
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Hina Takahashi:
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"Nope. Long gone."
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Tekton:
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"nothing but sky"
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Figured."
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Ezra:
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"Where do you think they're going?
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Ezra:
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"Maybe they're following old commands,
or something."
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Though it pains me to say, I have no
clue yet."
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Ezra:
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"Well, there's not much left for us
here, I suppose."
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Ezra:
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"Unless we're claiming it."
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"It would make a nice fortress, but we
have no resources to really guard."
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Ezra:
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"In any case, we have it's 'key', so
we can always come back if we need to."
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Ezra:
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"Shame there wasn't a nice blue sword
though."
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Ezra:
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"I'd have liked a blue sword."
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Tekton:
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"or a wand"
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Ezra:
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"But nope just hammers I guess."
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Ezra:
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lets uh
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Ezra:
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go back to the cart then
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Tekton:
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yes cart
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Hammers are symbols of progress and
mortal effort."
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Well... we /could/ waltz about the
place, make sure it's truly secure."
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Maybe check out those traps again."
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Tekton:
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"hahaha no"
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Hina Takahashi:
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"And you could hit things with them
too. Are you hoping to find more of those orbs?"
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Place like that has to have more
treasure lying around."
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Oh definitely."
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Tekton:
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"urgh"
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Ezra:
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maybe we missed a door
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Ezra:
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lets check it for 5 hours
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* Bernard Blackbrass bursts out laughing.
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Ezra:
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drufle get ready for the perception
checks
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Let's get something to eat."
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Ezra:
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right okay
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Ezra:
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menu...teleport...cart
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Ezra:
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okay go
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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(you get the feeling he's fucking with
you all)
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Ezra:
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subtle
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Tekton:
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"i need more water"
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Tekton:
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"this desert is so dark
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Tekton:
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"
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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I can suddenly ride horses
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Hina Takahashi:
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"Well, there isn't much water. But
there is a good amount of sand."
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Can you drink sand?"
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Tekton:
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" should take a really long rest at
the pokemon center"
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Ezra:
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don't we have water
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Tekton:
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i accidentally quoted
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The Drufle:
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You do have water, yes.
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Ezra:
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drink mystery potions
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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(Little do they know this entire
desert was one big nutrition shake for Brass)
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* Tekton refills his water... sack... thing
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Ezra:
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plant sack
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Tekton:
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drufle im embellishing
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The Drufle:
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Brass, what are you doing with the
gemsteeds?
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Tekton:
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eat them
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Ezra:
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ride them
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Tekton:
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like chocolate bunnies
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Testing the stack function for large
pogs.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Looks like you have to overlap fully.
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The Drufle:
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Yes, that is how it works.
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The Drufle:
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So, what's the party's next step?
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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I'm on a horse. Or the horse is on me.
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Ezra:
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do horses have a ride skill
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Hina Takahashi:
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can i like
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Hina Takahashi:
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heal
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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We find a A&W
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The Drufle:
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There is a ride skill, yes.
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Ezra:
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we're resting!
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Hina Takahashi:
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so i can safely drive the cart
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Ezra:
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probably
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Ezra:
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« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = 5 = 5 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Gained
5 HP!
24
/ 24 HP remaining...
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Ezra:
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eating 'food'
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* Tekton takes 5 more cure light wounds potions
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Tekton:
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« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = 9 = 9 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Gained
9 HP!
32
/ 32 HP remaining...
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Ezra means can the horse ride Brass
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Tekton:
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"i need this. just in case..."
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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what's the check
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Hina Takahashi:
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« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = 16 = 16 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Gained
16 HP!
38
/ 38 HP remaining...
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Ezra:
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as we know 'food' is great at healing
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* Tekton looks at Hina
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The Drufle:
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I have no clue.
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Jenna Callahan:
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« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = 3 = 3 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Gained
3 HP!
29
/ 29 HP remaining...
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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you found me
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java.lang.NullPointerException error executing expression status =
input( "tab0 | Equipment || TAB", "blah |
Personal Equipment
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = 5 = 5 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Gained
5 HP!
32
/ 32 HP remaining...
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Ezra:
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Kaguya's ride skill is actually at 3
ranks
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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That's good, though I have not had any
oats, so I act belligerent and add +2 to the DC.
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The Drufle:
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The party has returned to their wagon,
rested up, and is restocked.
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Ezra:
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Driveby.
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Ezra:
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fuck yea B|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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I ride the horse. Naturally this is to
work on my regal bearing.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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And dude rock horse.
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The Drufle:
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(If nobody actually has an idea of
where to go I can make suggestions)
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Ezra:
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did someone say regal
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Ezra:
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Knowledge Nobility Check
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At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeNobility + IntBonus = 17 + 0 + 2 = 19 »
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The Drufle:
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That'd be Reginald, yes.
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Ezra:
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i will never get to use that
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Tekton:
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we should make a suggestions check
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The Drufle:
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The only male gemsteed.
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The Drufle:
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If constructs had genders.
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The Drufle:
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Which they don't.
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Ezra:
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do they have crown jewels
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Ezra:
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down there
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Tekton:
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they can identify as anything they
want!
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Tekton:
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check your nonconstruct privilege
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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They have women trapped in their
bodies.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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they ate them
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Ezra:
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what is that...2d20?
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* Ezra rolls: 2d20 => 21
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Tekton:
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yes let's just hang out for hours
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Tekton:
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time check
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Tekton:
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« 1d1
= 1 »
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Ezra:
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yeah lets talk
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Tekton:
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drufle what time is it
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Ezra:
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hina how's things
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Tekton:
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maybe we should have a long rest
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"So."
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Tekton:
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for you know
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Tekton:
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spells
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The Drufle:
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What time is it?
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Maybe you blokes wanna go after the
murder bots."
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Tekton:
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in drufleverse
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Or maybe you want to go back and rip
up traps for more orbs."
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The Drufle:
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At the moment, it's late afternoon.
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Or, we can check out that rock lady's
town and pillage it."
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Hina Takahashi:
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"And get fifteen or so rockmen chasing
after us?"
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"All are equally tragic right!"
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Hina Takahashi:
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"That certainly sounds intelligent."
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Tekton:
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"which way did the soldiers go?"
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Hina Takahashi:
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"I would like to find out where those
soldiers flew off to, however."
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Tekton:
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"did you see the direction at least"
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Tekton:
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"im blind half the time so yeah"
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The Drufle:
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(You already know where they went)
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Tekton:
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Perception Check
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At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 16 + 0 + 1 = 17 »
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Tekton:
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bam natural 1
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The Drufle:
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Actually, you rolled a 16.
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Tekton:
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oh
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Tekton:
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pffft
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Ezra:
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"The genies said north-east."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
my log reading check was a natural 1
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"Yes!"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
You were supposed to take a level in
the Logger prestige class.
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"We saw the flying men of metal going
far northeast."
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"Likely off-land, I would say."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"do we... follow... them"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We're never gonna catch those guys."
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"Follow?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I say we get more orbs and then go
catch them."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Off to sea? We'll have to forget it,
then. . ."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We'll follow their path of
destruction, I suppose."
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"Why would you follow them?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We may have the means to control
them."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Do you think we could ride them?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Fly outta here."
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"Ride them?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"That'd be fun."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"They look strong enough."
|
* Oret looks to Urtar confused.
|
|
Tekton:
|
"maybe they can attack those damned
orcs"
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"The gearsmen of Chronis are not built
for carrying others, I would say."
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"What if two of the gearsmen grabbed
one person?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"So you know about these Gearsmen?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Jet pack."
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"That might work, yes..."
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"We do, yes!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I'd assumed we just released them for
the first time or something."
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"Well, we've never seen them before."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"tell us more then"
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"But we have heard of them."
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"What do you wish to know of them?"
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"We only know what our previous
masters had told us."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Did they belong to the First Emperor?"
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"Of Chronis, yes."
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"West Chronis, wasn't it, Urtar?"
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"Yes, West Chronis. This great tomb
appeared from nowhere a few centuries ago."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"From nowhere. . ."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"a wizard did it"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(level 2)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Did you ever hear of a hammer in
connection to them?"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"probably"
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"A hammer?"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
a level 3 wizard
|
* Oret shrugs.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Blue, and shiny, maybe."
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"I have no knowledge of a hammer."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"those things that smash things"
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"All the Oreads knew of the ruins was
from the few adventurers who attempted to enter."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass snickers.
|
|
Tekton:
|
Knowledge (Hammers): « 1d20
= 3 »
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"Most of them didn't live very long."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
damnit
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"Do you have a hammer?"
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"We would be very interested in seeing
it."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"that guy on a horse there"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Brass is practically attached to the
thing."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
*hammer*
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"There it is."
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"Master Tiefling has the hammer!"
|
* Bernard Blackbrass raises the hammer high in
one hand, other hand on the reins.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Um... So what is it?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Hyah!"
|
* Oret and Urtar fly over to Brass, hovering
by the hammer.
|
|
Ezra:
|
"This looks great. Really."
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"Oh, I have never seen such a
material!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Jenna, you're a bard, you'll
appreciate this."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass rears up the horse with
that magnificent pose.
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
"I'm still a bit shocked from the
flying robot army, if you mind."
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"Did you take this from the ruins?"
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"We did."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"And that is when the robots woke up."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Crashed through the ceiling, at that."
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"Ah! It must be from Chronis, then."
|
* Oret nods.
|
|
Oret:
|
"Still, it must be very, very old."
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"I would imagine that few people alive
today would know what it is."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(damn natural 3s)
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"Do any of you know someone who has
lived for the past three thousand years?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Do you two count?"
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"Us?"
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"Of course not!"
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"We have lived not but these past few
decades!"
|
Tekton: (( feh brb something something
parental tech support ))
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Do you know anything about the
Gearmen's abilities, particularly in battle?"
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Most humans do not live for three
thousand years, so no."
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"Well, no."
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"Like we said earlier, we had never
actually seen them before."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"There were a few, actually."
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"Just heard of them in legends."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I can't imagine they're pleasent, at
least"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I hear tales of people kidnapped and
subject to horrific experiments."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"In the end, they were changed, kind
of 'wrong'. They could never age, and could never die."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Maybe we could meet a wise old
talking turtle."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Nor could they breed."
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"Oh!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I mean these guys sound like a snore."
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"I believe I have an idea!"
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"Have you lot heard of the Sand King?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"..."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"MOVING ON."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We know him, actually."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Yes, we have heard of the sand king."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"...!!!"
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"Excellent!"
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"While he is not quite three thousand
years old, I'm sure that he would know of someone who is!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"(To be honest, how many people live
in the desert)"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"He's just in real estate, though."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
(Maybe Sand King is a restaurant, like
Burger King, that sells only to Blackbrass.)
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"He is?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We could ask Sand King about this, I
guess."
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"My, you must know him quite well!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"He might like to know about the
robots too."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Should I summon him?"
|
|
|
Oret:
|
"Summon?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We will /go/ to him."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Hina I think you remember the
direction right?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"But Brass the magic amulet"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"its magic brass"
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"I should be able to take us back.
What he gave us points us towards the cave, yes?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Fine, best not stay out in the open
like this I guess."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
(ninja warp)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'll give Hina the amulet
|
* Bernard Blackbrass spends his time until
then with a big rock.
|
|
Tekton:
|
ok whats happening
|
* Bernard Blackbrass is just trying to fashion
a crude bludger.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Craft Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Craft + IntBonus = 14 + 5 + 5 = 24 »
|
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
wat
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The party has learned that the Sand
King would likely know of someone three thousand years old!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, they are off to meet him.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Hmm. .. alrght. I'll take the reins."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
reins... reindeer
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
omg
|
|
The Drufle:
|
(I'll just move the party to the cave
entrance, if that's fine)
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
mlindb own
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
awww
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Do I get a stone club?
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
the best part was the spiders
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i love fast travel!
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
ok yes
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
telefart
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Good, I make another one.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
but you have an axe
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
and a hammer
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Hey Tekton I made you a present."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hey was that a rest we had before
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"what"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
do we get ki back and whatnot
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"It's a club."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
After a bit of a journey, the party
has returned to the (still) sandy entrance!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
(You did rest yes)
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"why"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
oh when
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
yay spells
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Just cause."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"i have this"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"i dont use it but it's already a club"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The journey back was lengthy enough.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Right then."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"it's spiky too"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Maybe Hina wants it."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Okay, let's summon him near the
entrance here."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
are you sure you arent chaotic evil
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Let's just go inside."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"A club? I believe I'm more than well
armed already."
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Why hello!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Oh, you're home!"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I insist you give this a shot."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"My, I wasn't expecting to see this
group for..."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Well, ever, to be fair."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Why have you returned here?"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"we want to buy a house"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"He wants to buy a house."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"do you have any big sand castles"
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Well, we do have some wonderful caves
for sale..."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Bluff Check
|
At-Will • Cha
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Bluff + ChaBonus = 7 + 0 + 0 = 7 »
|
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"I don't believe that's why you're
here, though."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
stop buying property
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
lets talk about robots instead
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
robots are cool
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
but i can resell for billions
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"I am sure you have no shortage of
caves. . . though we had a few questions for you."
|
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
"We're not here to buy houses, of
course."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Actually, we wanted to tell you about
robots."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"metal soldiers"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"There were robots, in the temple."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Robots?"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"from that temple"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
yes that
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Ah! So you did find the old temple."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Gearsmen, to be precise."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Excellent!"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
((the rain is making me drowsy))
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
rainymood
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"There were gearsmen in the temple?"
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"How unusual."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"They kind of flew off, though."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"we found it and we spent like
centuries in it"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"talking and perceiving and stuff"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Well, I'm sure they won't bother you
at all, I think they just went home to Chronis."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Fascinating!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We are looking for info about them
though."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"They're really old, of course, so we
need some really old information."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"From someone that's really old,
maybe."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Well, I'm afraid that I wasn't here
when that temple appeared."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"were you a young and hip real estate
agent back then"
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"I came about two centuries after, in
fact."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Quite young, relatively speaking."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"born or arrived"
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Well, 'born' isn't particularly
accurate."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
mm kinky sand mitosis
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"You see, sand people are created more
like constructs."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Although I feel like you aren't
looking for such information."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"The Chronisian robots, however..."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"I think I may know of someone who was
here that time."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"I haven't talked to him in- oh, how
long has it been, two-hundred-fifty years?"
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"But he was here on Malor before the
rifts even began appearing fifteen thousand years ago, give or
take a few centuries."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Rifts? Have more things appeared
besides the temple, then?"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"who, who who who who"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
who let the bots out
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Oh, have I never mentioned the rifts?
My apologies."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Malor seems to just attract all sorts
of things. . . from murderers to temples appaearing out of
nowhere."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Malor has had an unusually high
number of dimensional rifts appear here and there every now and
then."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
can we fight some dire rats in the
middle of this plot stuff
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"That's why so much of the land is
elementals and outsiders."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There are no rats nearby!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Those on the mainland seem fond of
dumping things here..."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Well, all the dimensional rifts do
tend to make the land rather..."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Unstable."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Is that way there is lava about
thirty feet from the sea? Hm."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Indeed."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"So is there a way we could meet with
this person? We'd like to show him something we found."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Of course!"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
and that person is
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
surprise
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
its hyper princess
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
that first solifugid we killed
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"He is a Suli magician, far in the
northwest of Malor."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
goddamnit
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
woo, a clearly defined goal
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
aaaaadvenchurr
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"I see no reason as to why he would
have died in the past two hundred-fifty years."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"He is practically immortal, you know."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"maybe he died by getting killed"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"He's had a lot of practice at not
dying, I suppose."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Killed?"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"but he's probably level 20 or
something"
|
* Sand King laughs.
|
|
Sand King:
|
"To kill Majri would be quite a task."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"I would highly recommend against it."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Anything we should know about him?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I'd like to stay on his good side."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Well, we've already done enough
killing, and honestly I'd rather avoid doing it anymore anyway. If
only because I do not enjoy getting stabbed."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"But perhaps we could make the
journey."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Oh, he would not stab you."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
And also because you aren't evil.
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"He is quite a gentleman, actually."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"So long as you do not anger him."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Well this is going to go lovely.
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Point of note: do not, under any
circumstances, mention Oedipia."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Oedi...pia...?"
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"I don't believe I ever have heard of
that place."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
oh god
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
(I HAVE)
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
oh god oh god
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Yes. Majri has quite a rivalry with
the mage of that island."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Oh, well all good mages need a rival."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Any mention of the island or the
wizard sends Majri into a bit of a rash."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"it's like it's in the mage code"
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
(who would willingly LIVE on oedipia)
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"I've heard that it's because
Oedipia's wizard is the only one who knows why Majri is immortal!"
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"But, you didn't hear that from me."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
infinite libido
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Majri would have quite a fit."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Well, we would just keep that in
mind. No Oedipia. No rival mage. And no stabbings for us."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Well, we don't know anything about
the place, so I doubt we'll need to mention it."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Excellent!"
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"I trust that your journey will have
no faults, then."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Were there any other questions?"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"how much for a sand castle"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
you might want the reinforced one or
it'll just fall over
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Oh, were you serious about the real
estate?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"No he's just being wacky
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Ah, of course."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Wacky plant friend here."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I'm sure caves are expensive."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"And as exiles, we do not have much
money."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
could we get a flat
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
to rent maybe
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
do caves come in flats
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
with a jacuzzi
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
ok then
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
let's head for
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
somewhere
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
it would be hilarious if we just
teleport to the other end of malor
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
because of our magic cart
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
drufle do you want a caopy of the jade
regent
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
it has rules for caravans
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
what if we teleported there, and he
said 'hohoho travellers here's a teleport spell'
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
and we went home
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
yay
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
the end
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You're not getting off that easy.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
then we have an epilogue at jenna and
tektons wedding
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
come on guys just gget it over with
already
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You are, in fact, going to have to
make the journey to Majri's place.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
no im gonna get gay married to a
coconut tree
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
you could cut the sexual tension here
with a blue sparkly hammer
|
|
The Drufle:
|
We seem to have totally lost track of
what was going on.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
coconuts don't exist in this world
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Should I pull you all back to the
wagon?
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
coconuts live in oedipia
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
yes
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Well, Sand King, thank you for your
help."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Good luck with the business."
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"Of course!
|
|
|
Sand King:
|
"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i think sneaky and satonakaja fell
asleep
|
|
The Drufle:
|
(I think so too)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
smack them
|
|
The Drufle:
|
(They are being unusually quiet)
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20 => 20
|
|
Ezra:
|
CRITICAL SMACK
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Back to the wagon.
|
* Tekton pimpslaps Brass
|
|
Ezra:
|
god did i really get a crit on a joke
smack
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
(sorry, was puttin dishes away)
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
their head fliew off
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
GOOD JOB STREAK
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
you killed hina
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
(should have said sometihng)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Well, then, we have a destination
now."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Isn't that exciting."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"we're going to oedipia"
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Doesn't the saying go 'the journey is
more fun than the destination?' Or something like that?"
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Although I am sure excitement in
Malor means horrifying monsters to fight."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We're not going to Oedipia."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We're going to visit a mage named
Majri."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Far in the northwest."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"so far."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"And from now until FOREVER, none of
you will mention Oedipia, or anything related to it."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Do you understand?????"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
ok while you're doing things im gonna
decipher all these scrolls i have
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That would be a good idea, yes.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"yes ma'am"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
because now i have read magic
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Well, I can't think of anything
besides sharpening my weapons.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
so later let's just treat all my
scrolls as already read
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"i found a spell here that can improve
an object"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, it is quite a long journey.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
(masterwork transformation)
|
|
The Drufle:
|
However, not everything is sand.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"You know, a sharpened blade is a
dependable one."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"You could borrow my Whetstone if
you'd like."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
(Really though, now is the time for
discussion and other stuff)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
because we weren't doing that before
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
maybe just one rat
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
not even dire
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i could roll to step on it
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I am setting up an encounter, be
patient.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
OH LOOK A RAT
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I was expecting more people to be here
to talk.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20 => 12
* Ezra rolls: 1d6+1 => 3 + 1 = 4
* Ezra rolls: 1d6 => 2
|
|
Ezra:
|
yeah!!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
2000 xp for everyone
|
|
The Drufle:
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
As the wagon strolls through the
sweeping sands, the party hears a cluttering underneath.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
bedbugs!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 2 + 4 + -2 = 4 »
|
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
woops
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
wow i did that with my MIND
|
|
The Drufle:
|
See a lot of nothing.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra apparently didn't realize that
anything was happening.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
there are other senses drooofe
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
ll
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Anyone hear that?"
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"I do. Should I stop?"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"yes i think we ran someone over"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Yeah, let's check it out."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"or some*thing*"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The clattering quickly moves from
below the cart to the sides.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
dun dun duuun
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
(i bet its spiders)
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Hina has the three steeds stop. And
reaches for her sword, at that.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The party hears the sounds reach the
top of the wagon, at which point they grind to a halt.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Something's on the cart, ready
yourselves!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Genies, flee if you have to!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Four scarab beetles drop through the
ceiling, having beaten through the material.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I would recommend initiative!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 15 + 5 = 20 »
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 17 + 3 = 20 »
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 17 + 0 = 17 »
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
Tekton:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: d20 + 5 = 1 + 5 = 6
|
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 2 + 2 = 4 »
|
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
nice initiative hina
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Man, Hina is always near the end,
isn't she?
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
yeah
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+1 => 9 + 1 = 10
* The Drufle rolls: d20+1 => 7 + 1 = 8
* The Drufle rolls: d20+1 => 20 + 1 = 21
* The Drufle rolls: d20+1 => 20 + 1 = 21
|
|
Tekton:
|
poop surprise tech support
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
scrabs!
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
really
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
6
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
really
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Ew."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"bugs"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"no not bugs"
|
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass doesn't actually get initiative.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Silly window.
|
* The Drufle rolls to you: 4d8+4 => 21 + 4 = 25
* You roll to the GMs: 4d8+4 => 21 + 4 = 25
* The Drufle rolls to you: 4d8+4 => 21 + 4 = 25
* You roll to the GMs: 4d8+4 => 21 + 4 = 25
* The Drufle rolls to you: 4d8+4 => 23 + 4 = 27
* You roll to the GMs: 4d8+4 => 23 + 4 = 27
* The Drufle rolls to you: 4d8+4 => 27 + 4 = 31
* You roll to the GMs: 4d8+4 => 27 + 4 = 31
|
The Drufle:
|
Good grief, these are some hardy
beetles.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
First up is actually Scarab 2.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He's gonna chomp on Tekton.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
dick!
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 9 + 6 = 15
|
The Drufle:
|
Ooh, just misses.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That's all he can do.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
damnit dad look what you did
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Let's get some flanking.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i didnt get to castmage armor
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 7 + 6 = 13
|
The Drufle:
|
Geez, really?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Doesn't even hit with flanking.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
very yes
|
Ezra has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra, squish.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
counterflank
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Let's see here...
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"get these off me!"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
or away from me
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
whatever
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Can I use acrobatics to avoid the AoO?
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i think these are giant scrabs
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'll allow it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If you hit, let's say.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I believe I have to beat its CMD
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh, is that how it works?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i think i wrote this down
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's CMD is 17, if you're using that.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
u just got rules lawyered bruh!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I move at half speed, or if I want
full speed its +10
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Acrobatics Check
|
At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll:
(GM Only) « d20 +
Acrobatics + DexBonus + ArmorCheckPenalty = 15 + 4 + 5 + 0 =
24 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, roll away!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, that's fine.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Vaults right over the beetle.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Frontflips woosh dang
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Attack!
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+5 => 19 + 5 = 24
|
|
Ezra:
|
crit!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, alright then.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+7 => 10 + 7 = 17
|
|
Ezra:
|
confirm
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That also hits.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d6+1 => 4 + 1 = 5
* Ezra rolls: 1d6 => 3
* Ezra rolls: 1d6 => 4
|
The Drufle:
|
12 damage, then?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Yep
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
noice
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright then!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That's about half its health.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
oh yeah deathwatchin
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
also drufle i hate you for throwing
BUGS
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
and CONSTRUCTS
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hey, the Oreads were fair game!
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
the hex immune thingies
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They were at least partially
vulnerable.
|
Jenna Callahan has received initiative.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
The one time I roll decently.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh, there's Brass.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
For initiative.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Right, since I still have no idea how
to play bards.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Singing for +1.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And, let's move her to the beetlepile
at the top.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
singin a bit of lady gaga
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Eh? What?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
or the malor lady gaga
|
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
|
Attack!
|
Longsword
|
murderkill
Targets: One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+3)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+3)
|
|
1d20(11)+3 = 14
|
1d8(5)+3 = 8 Slashing
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
With flanking, that does actually hit.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
you did it tekton
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i am the friendly neighborhood flank
buddy
|
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Help with all these bugs.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Bugs!!
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
they're basically land crabs
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
drufle name the last one larry III
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
they're much less bad
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
BUGSSS
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The beefiest beetle is now Larry III.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Is Brass still here?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Which one to hit...
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
But let's use the greataxe.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I just hit the one here
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Heavens no not that one.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
let's make an x
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I'd be by myself.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
flank all the beetles
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
with me at the center
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yes, Ezra did just crit Scarab 2.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Right. I hit that one.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Electric Scaraboo
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greataxe
|
Crushing
Targets: One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+1)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+1)
|
|
1d20(7)+1 = 8
|
3d6+1(11)+1 = 12 Slashing
|
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"How did they get in here?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, even with flanking and Jenna's
+1.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Through the ceiling."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That does not hit.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
bug holes
|
AndrewFM has connected.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I'm not flanking.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Bugs!!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You actually are.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
this counts?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
By the strictest definition of
flanking.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
well, okay then
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Flanking is when you can draw a line
through the middle pog from one corner to another
|
* Bernard Blackbrass is cautious enough to not
hit Tekton, but that's still not good enough with all the junk nearby.
|
|
Ezra:
|
oh, I see
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
cool cool
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I guess... not really centered though.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So yes, it does actually count.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Fine.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It isn't, no.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
yes please accidentally swing at me
why dont you
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I guess there's nothing saying it has
to be centered
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Tekton loves getting hit by his
teammates!
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greataxe
|
Crushing
Targets: One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+1)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+1)
|
|
1d20(15)+1 = 16
|
3d6+1(11)+1 = 12 Slashing
|
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
wat
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Which one are you hitting?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Nozhing personal. I jus had to shut
you uhp."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
No noe.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
one*
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, you missed the beetle anyways.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Now it is Scarab's turn!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The one without a number.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
the mommy scrab
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Boy, flanking is fun.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 19 + 6 = 25
|
|
Tekton:
|
ow
|
* The Drufle rolls: d6+4 => 2 + 4 = 6
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I should hope so.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -6 = -6 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost
6 HP!
26
/ 32 HP remaining...
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Finally, some non-elemental damage.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So Brass and Ezra can actually get
hurt.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Oh drufle is this bashing damage
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It isn't, no.
|
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The Drufle:
|
It's slashing.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
blunt? whatever its called
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
okay
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
bludgeoning
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So all damage is decreased by 2 for
you?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
just blasheoning
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
anyway, onwards!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Larry II goes!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Gonna bite Hina.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 3 + 6 = 9
|
The Drufle:
|
Not gonna bite Hina.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
III
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
that's it
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
hina's angry
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
she's going to cut its head off
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Is BRass's AC really 11?
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
what if these are just scarab
adventurers
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, I was wondering that.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
unless you guys want her to stab a
different one
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
in a heroic campaign
|
Tekton has received initiative.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
an evil campaign
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Tekton, you're up.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Stab this one.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
which one is this one
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
This this one.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
On me.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
oh right i cant cast spells here im
gonna die
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
No the other this one.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
i'd be taking an AoO from larry though
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
the one near jenna?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can point yourself, Brass.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
or
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
okay that i can do
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, it isn't your turn quite yet.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's Tekton's.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Although I don't think he can actually
do much.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
fucking
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Swing at that one."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
tech support
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Move there first."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
tell them you turn it off and on again
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
ok uh
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
that'll buy time
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
woops
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
then go fake a head injury
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
and say you can't tech support anymore
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
can someone move them
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Belay that actually."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Block!"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i dont have a mouse at the moment
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
ok i use my supes special technique
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
scarshield
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
like
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Total Defense.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
+1 ac for 1 minute
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
or that
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
what does total defense do
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Nah, up your AC by 4.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Total defense is a full-round action.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
oh ok then
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i do that
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Like your AC really needed to be
higher.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Activate Pod Form
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
HARDEN
|
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
HARDEN
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
HARDEN
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
STRING SHOT
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Strike that one!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina, you can go.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
BrassxPointy Arrow
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
otp
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Five foot step
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
and then stab that guy on the top
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greatsword
|
This sword can cut through anything! Mostly!
Targets:
One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+4)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+4)
|
|
1d20(17)+4 = 21
|
2d6+6(16)+4 = 20 Slashing
|
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
Total Defense You can defend yourself
as a standard action. You get a +4 dodge bonus to your AC for 1
round. Your AC improves at the start of this action. You can't
combine total defense with fighting defensively or with the
benefit of the Combat Expertise feat. You can't make attacks of
opportunity while using total defense.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh, that actually kills it.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
That's how you're able to move with it.
|
Tekton has received initiative.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Ha ha, great!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hina baby
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Hina sends her sword down upon the
beetle, using it much like a club to break through its shells.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
-s
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
hina bby
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
;I
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Didn't stand a chance against the
horrible samurai lady.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
*wonk*
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
the nicest one is the murderiest one
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, it's Scarab 2's turn now.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
anyone want to have a romance convo
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
you get exp for it
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He doesn't like being flanked.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
we do?
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
thats silly
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, five foot.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
its a good time for it
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
probably i dunno
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
thats how it works in rpgs
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 1 + 6 = 7
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
nope
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
you should have them take 20
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Are bugs smart enough to do that?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
No, but they are instinctual enough to
avoid getting hit a lot.
|
Ezra has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra, retaliate.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
bugs live a life of battle!
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+5 => 13 + 5 = 18
|
|
Ezra:
|
+1
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, that hits.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d6+1 => 4 + 1 = 5
|
|
Ezra:
|
Done.
|
Jenna Callahan has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Jenna, let's see.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
She's going to take on Larry.
|
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
|
Attack!
|
Longsword
|
murderkill
Targets: One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+3)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+3)
|
|
1d20(3)+3 = 6
|
1d8(7)+3 = 10 Slashing
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And... totally whiff.
|
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
One moment.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Let's see how /they/ like failure.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
...nah.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
maybe we can talk this out
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Diplomacy Check
|
At-Will • Cha
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Diplomacy + ChaBonus = 9 + 4 + 3 = 16 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
With beetles?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You've already tried that with magma
elementals too.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Let's just move right over here and
smash this guy.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
For an evil party, you're not doing
well at indiscriminate murder.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
guys
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
can i handle them seductively
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Handle Animal Check
|
At-Will • Cha
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ HandleAnimal + ChaBonus = 5 + 0 + 3 = 8 »
|
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
hina stabbed the sentient being to
death
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
shes the nice one
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greataxe
|
Crushing
Targets: One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+1)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+1)
|
|
1d20(9)+1 = 10
|
3d6+1(14)+1 = 15 Slashing
|
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
step up your evil
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Hey I stabbed these guys the most so
far
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I am certain that value isn't correct
anymore.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It does seem rather low.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Then again, you are a psionic.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I did level up.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
why didnt you update
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
the token
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You should be doing +2
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
mine isn't really updated either its
just lots of work
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
the macros anyway
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
the hp and stuff is fine
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can just roll them manually, if
you like.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Roll d20+2 for hit.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Assuming you're using your greataxe,
of course.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or, we can just resolve this later and
continue the battle.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
it makes no difference but i should've
been using +6 for my attack rolls
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i am the butts
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
BAB went up right
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
or am i confused again
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
anyway
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It had to. We have the same BAB
progression.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ninja does get an increase, yes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh, and then +5 from Dex.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Anyway, Brass, would you like to
reroll?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Continue.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
except
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I move north one.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
drufle if you provide free rerolls
then me taking fortune will be pointless
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Scarab's turn!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Flanking is a beautiful thing.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'm popular! Take that, girl in ninja
high school!
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 16 + 6 = 22
* The Drufle rolls: d6+4 => 4 + 4 = 8
|
Ezra:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -8 = -8 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost
8 HP!
16
/ 24 HP remaining...
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
ow
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'd like to remind the party that I
have the smallest amount of HP.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
But I'll be fine.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yes, totally fine.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Maybe.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
super fine
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Just kill Scarab 2
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Larry will now retaliate against Jenna!
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 19 + 6 = 25
|
The Drufle:
|
Hitting hard, it seems.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d6+4 => 6 + 4 = 10
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -10 = -10 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost
10 HP!
19
/ 29 HP remaining...
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
om grom nom
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Tearing through you guys, dang.
|
Tekton has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Tekton, now that you aren't surrounded
by horrible bugs.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Take that spot."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
ninja high school was dumb they called
me a nerd for not reading naruto
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
so i stabbed them
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh, is Golurk still doing tech support?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i got praised for it
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'd leave Hina to approach the beetle
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
But ultimately you 'failed' because
they caught you.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
tekton could go here
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i ready an action to cast Ear Piercing
Scream
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Yeah!!
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
just before scarab 2 does something
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
is that how it works
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yes, readying an action moves you to a
different spot in the initiative.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i just
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
stay here
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Readying to before Scarab 2 will put
you after Hina in the initiative.
|
Tekton has received initiative.
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
So, it is now Hina's turn.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
goddamnit
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Charge!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Is satona still awake?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He didn't fall asleep on his keyboard
again, did he.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
yes
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
i'm asleep
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
this is why rpgs have rockin battle
themes to keep people awake
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
brass can do the lyrics
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
play toohoos
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
so do you want me to stab scarab 2
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Stab whatever you like.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That is one thing I actually liked
about that weird digitable site.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
How you could play music through to
your players.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
yeah probably
|
Ezra is disconnected.
Ezra has connected.
|
|
Tekton:
|
dont
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
not that
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Hina moves behind the scarab and sends
her blade down at it as well.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Charge!"
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greatsword
|
This sword can cut through anything! Mostly!
Targets:
One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+4)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+4)
|
|
1d20(17)+4 = 21
|
2d6+6(14)+4 = 18 Slashing
|
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
im gonna cast a spell on that
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
TOO LATE
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
goddamnit
|
|
The Drufle:
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, that hits.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And tears it apart.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i can still redirect right
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can, but you will stay at the same
point in the initiative.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i havent cast anything yet
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Cast on Larry!
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Honestly i'm not sure why you didn't
just cast it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, is that all Hina?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
am i still connected
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
well im near the end of the queue
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
if it daze i thought it would finish
after hina attacks
|
Tekton has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Go ahead, then.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
larry III then
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
pew pew pew
|
|
The Drufle:
|
What does it do, exactly?
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
1d6 damage
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
and 1 round daze
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
fort save
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
no wait tekton should be the lyricist
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+5 => 17 + 5 = 22
|
|
Tekton:
|
no roll the save first
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I assume that saves.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
DAMNIT
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
a whole lot of nothing
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
can i still move
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
there's a blue arrow stuck floating on
hina
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
is that another enema
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
yes
|
Ezra has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra, you go.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
my arrow won't disappear
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
:I
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I've noticed that, yes.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
there i'll just put it up there
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, stab a beetle.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or something.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+6 => 6 + 6 = 12
|
|
Ezra:
|
+1
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
not enough?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That isn't enough, no.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
yes
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i spit on it
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I call it a dung beetle
|
Jenna Callahan has received initiative.
|
|
Ezra:
|
thats probably offensive to them
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, let's have Jenna take a swing.
|
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
|
Attack!
|
Longsword
|
murderkill
Targets: One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+3)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+3)
|
|
1d20(2)+3 = 5
|
1d8(5)+3 = 8 Slashing
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
She cannot hit anything.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Five step back.
|
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass, you try something.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Hang on.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
later let me cast masterwork
transformation on one of your weapons
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i bet he's talking to me
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
yes okay
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
make it blue
|
|
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Tekton:
|
no it will be pink
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
and frilly
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
even better
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
frillyzashi
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
did soemone say frills
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
frill spiders
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
frills summon me
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
except when they're on spiders
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
unless they're on toohoo's spider
character
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
what about frilly bees
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
nope
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
there's a spider toohoo?
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
yes
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
is she a spider youkai
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i bet she is
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Right, let's smash... the one on Ezra.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Riiight after I walk around to it.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
meanwhile while we are talking the
scarabs are eating all our supplies
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Nah, they're not a fan of wood.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greataxe
|
Crushing
Targets: One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+1)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+1)
|
|
1d20(15)+1 = 16
|
3d6+1(14)+1 = 15 Slashing
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"They want our delicious rocks!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's still alive, but you hit it.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Of course it is.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Anything else?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
No.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Scarab goes, then.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Five-foot down here.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 13 + 6 = 19
|
The Drufle:
|
Good, one actually hit.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d6+4 => 5 + 4 = 9
|
Ezra:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -9 = -9 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost
9 HP!
7
/ 24 HP remaining...
You are bloodied!
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
oh deer
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra isn't looking too great!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And now it's Larry's turn.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
someone mercy kill her
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He's tired of Jenna.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 12 + 6 = 18
|
The Drufle:
|
And bites Hina instead!
|
* The Drufle rolls: d6+4 => 5 + 4 = 9
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -9 = -9 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost
9 HP!
29
/ 38 HP remaining...
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
ouch
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Man, can't even do a third of your
health like I can with Ezra.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
That +4 is a BUGger
|
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
|
|
Ezra:
|
drufle my next character will be a
dashing swordsman
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, Hina can swing back at Larry.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If she wants.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
puns are my power
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Don't worry about me.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Isn't there a class that actually does
that?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Just smack that one
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I think there is.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
well elans one in OOTS
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i don't know if its real though
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, that's what I thought.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
hell
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
yes
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greatsword
|
This sword can cut through anything! Mostly!
Targets:
One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+4)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+4)
|
|
1d20(11)+4 = 15
|
2d6+6(13)+4 = 17 Slashing
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i guess its basically a cha swordsman
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
does it die
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, it hasn't actually been hit yet.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
does it almost die
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It does take a lot of damage.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
fuckin larry
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Nah, that was like.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
About half its health.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
that just means I HAVE TO HIT IT AGAIN
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Anything else?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
(Ezra may or may not be dying)
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
five foot step here
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
wait
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
if it goes through a zone of control
does it trigger an AoO
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
er
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
just, in engagement range
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
or whatever
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If you pass into and out of a
threatened zone, yes.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
i'll move here instead
|
Tekton has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Tekton, you go.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i cri
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hidden way back in the corner.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i liek how he has 32 hp
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
:
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
go smack it or something
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
:[
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, despite being totally swamped in
bugs earlier, Tekton hasn't taken any damage.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
not that one
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
He can't reach Ezra's, can he.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
get larry!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
im coo'
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i can but ill get aoo'd
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He can reach Scarab, yes.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
this will do fuckall
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
but sure
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Attack!
|
Morningstar
|
*smack*
Targets: One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+0)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+0)
|
|
1d20(7)+0 = 7
|
1d8(5)+0 = 5 Bludgeoning and Piercing
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Even if I miss I can still get away
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
see look
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
That's an AoO anyway...
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, that doesn't hit.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Is that all you're doing?
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
yarp
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
what are you people doing...
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Vainly trying to hit beetles with very
hard shells, apparently.
|
Ezra has received initiative.
|
|
Ezra:
|
He could've got there without an AoO
easily
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
down down down diagonal
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra, you're up.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+7 => 8 + 7 = 15
|
|
Ezra:
|
hit?
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d6+1 => 4 + 1 = 5
|
|
Ezra:
|
win??
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Scarab still stands.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Vanish!!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Probably a good idea, yes.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
as in i got invisible
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
go*
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
right
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
bye
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yes, you are now invisible.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Move at your own leisure.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Done
|
Jenna Callahan has received initiative.
|
|
Tekton:
|
i bet the genies are eating popcorn
right now
|
|
The Drufle:
|
At the moment, Oret and Urtar are kind
of terrified.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I mean, these are big beetles.
|
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
|
Attack!
|
Longsword
|
murderkill
Targets: One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+3)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+3)
|
|
1d20(19)+3 = 22
|
1d8(6)+3 = 9 Slashing
|
|
1d20(13)+3 = 16
|
1d8(5)+3 = 8 Slashing
|
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
they're posting our exploits to genie
twitter
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
oshit
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
yay
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
genie twitter
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Wow, that even confirms.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
shit
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, bye Larry.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
kahblooey
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
#hinatheexecutioner
|
|
The Drufle:
|
(That was Jenna)
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
#literallylevel2
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
#loltekton
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Considering Larry III had the highest
health, I'm surprised it only took two hits to kill him.
|
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Brass, see if you can finish off the
beetle.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
we are ev trained
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greataxe
|
Crushing
Targets: One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+1)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+1)
|
|
1d20(17)+1 = 18
|
3d6+1(10)+1 = 11 Slashing
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yep, you definitely do.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
hina is a trained soldier
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
trained at killing the fuck out of
things
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That is true, she is.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also all the beetles are dead!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
*fwoof*
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Eeew, now isn't this place a mess?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We did it!"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Brass just states plaintively "Check"
as he brings the axe crashing down overhead.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"good job... you guys"
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Are you alright there, Ezra?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You know, I'm starting to wonder if I
should be spacing encounters out more.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or making them less experience-worthy.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I'll just need a rest."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Heal Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Heal + WisBonus = 15 + 0 + -2 = 13 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Doubt that'll do much but eh
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You guys just levelled up again.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
skill
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Sweet
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Not to worry, we'll need more EXP to
level now.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
i am too lazy to to level up things
right nooow
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Continue as you are.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
what really
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
how
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, this encounter was worth 2400
exp.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
what
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
really
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
are scarabs audino of the pathfinder
world
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hell if I know.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But a Stalk Beetle is worth a whopping
600 exp.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
that wasn't even that dangerous
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And you guys just killed four of them.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
well
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
considering hina is the bugsquisher
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
maybe it isnt cumulative like that
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I was never in that much danger
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
ninjas
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
but why am i complaining
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
It was hard enough.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
aw neat
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
sneak attack is 2d6 now
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I mean, is experience supposed to be
split between party members?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That just seems silly though.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Bonus points for clustering everything
so I couldn't ensnare.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If that was the case then even an easy
progression would take forever.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
yeah
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i think i read somewhere that uh
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
it takes like 13 encounters
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
but level 1 is so boring
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Of what?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Get to level 20?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I doubt that.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Yes, yes it is boring.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
let's walk around
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
and grind some more
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"But these are the fun bits where you
get to know your character" I spent my level 1 almost dying to a
bridge I should have resisted almost entirely, thank you.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Well,we don't have to do level ups
now, I don't think we'll have another enounter soon
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"At 3rd level, a samurai gains an
unparalleled expertise with his chosen weapons. At 3rd level, the
samurai selects either the katana, longbow, naginata, or
wakizashi."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
god damnit
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You don't even own any of those, do
you.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
hina doesn't have any of those
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I'm going to level up and get my
telepathy now.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
no
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
naginata
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
the sexiest
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
man this place needs an economy
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
i would totally use a naginata
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
and shops
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
No one has a problem with that right?
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
those are SEXY
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Anyone?
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
. . .
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
oh god
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i read that's what female samurais use
mostly
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
I could QUICK DRAW A NAGINATA
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
how the fuck do you quick draw a
naginata
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
very carefully
|
|
The Drufle:
|
What kind of game does 3-4 encounters
a session?
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
it's a goddamn ten foot pole with a
katana on the end
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
all day ones
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"At 3rd level, a ninja learns to cover
her tracks, remain hidden, and conceal her presence. The DC to
track a ninja using the Survival skill increases by +1. In
addition, her training gives her a +1 insight bonus on Disguise
skill checks and on opposed Stealth checks whenever she is
stationary and does not take any action for at least 1 round."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
the ones SUPER NERDS do
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
super useful
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i guess??
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Games without metal beetles.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
at 3rd level i get a feat
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
yay me
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Or Mephits.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
oh snap
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
infinite fortune
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Or Mephits.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
lets do this level up thing later
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
yes
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
No let's do it now.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
i'm getting my damn telepathy
|
|
The Drufle:
|
What, do you want to stop now?
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
yeah let's do that
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
level up later
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
get it then but level ups take ages
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
unless you guys do want to stop now
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
you can do the rest later
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we can't stop at the end of a random
enounter thats crazy talk
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Drufle: can we find a naginata in the
middle of the desert
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
yeah
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I could probably craft you one.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
totes realistic
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
what would tumblr say
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I did just make you a fashionable club.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I can promise something similar to a
naginata, but not a legitimate one.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
and not versimiltude breaking at al
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
made of rocks
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
let's find a portal
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
(you don't actually have to do thaT)
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
to an extradimensional store
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i would like another weapon soon
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
You have someone planning to craft
nuclear weaponry, I think you'll get away with a nagi.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
as in a second wakizashi
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
yeah!
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
it just means that if hina does get
one she can qucik draw a goddamn naginata
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
dual wieldddd
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
so if you'd just make it rain japanese
weapons
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Let's just pretend you don't actually
get experience until the end of a session, hm?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
How does that sound.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
sure
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
yeah
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
5d10 per round Wakizashi rain
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
I really just want my languageless
speech...
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
dont put the experience in drufle
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I put it in your sheets, but let's
just pretend that doesn't actually happen now.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
it will change the val-
|
|
The Drufle:
|
(I already did)
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
oh wait
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also, it really doesn't.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
we just dont update the tokens
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
and you thought the sandstorms were bad
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The sheets aren't incredibly updated.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
now it's raining fucking japanese
swords
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
somehow i thought they were synced
somehow
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
malor SUCKS
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They aren't of course.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
somehow
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You guys just tore apart a bunch of
beetles that were trying to eat your wagon.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
omnislash
|
|
The Drufle:
|
How do you feel about that?
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
also ezra is still dying
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, she kinda is.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
heal me with your plant magic
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
woops she died of blood loss
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
plant magic
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
here eat my shorts
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
they're magic
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
crunch
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
do you not have potions on you
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You guys are literally surrounded by
potions.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
well we have to save every single one
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Use some if you have to!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we have to save them for the final boss
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i didnt prepare healing spells for
that reason
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
oh wait
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"What kind of beetles try to break
into a wagon, though?"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
level 3 is supposed to be craft
wondrous item
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"angry giant malorian beetles"
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Is Malor's wildlife just. . .
engineered to kill everybody?"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Knowledge Nature Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeNature + IntBonus = 6 + 5 + 0 = 11 »
|
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
yes we are in that will smith movie
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
okay ill drink a moderate
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Malor is Enoan Australia, remember.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
the terrible one
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
its cola
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Tekton, you don't really know much
about these beetles.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
dont waste the moderate potions!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we have 50!
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
they're for higher levels
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They are probably some relative of the
common scarab beetle, though.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
just drink a bunch of clw potions
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Heal Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Heal + WisBonus = 13 + 0 + 0 = 13 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we have 100 of those
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
hina does things the manly way
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
its okay
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
or is it 200
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You don't, actually.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
2 of 100 each or jsut 2 of 100
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
dangit
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's DC 15 for healing.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
can i
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
take 20
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Heal Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Heal + WisBonus = 1 + 2 + 1 = 4 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
everyone else just stand there
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Hina goes to rest for a bit then.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Actually, given that you all of tons
of time.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
We can just say you healed up through
first aid.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also Tekton, you rolled a 1.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
second aid
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = 9 = 9 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Gained
9 HP!
38
/ 38 HP remaining...
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i accidentally pull out ezra's spleen
|
|
Ezra:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = 17 = 17 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Gained
17 HP!
24
/ 24 HP remaining...
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
woops
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = 6 = 6 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Gained
6 HP!
32
/ 32 HP remaining...
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Oh we don't really need that."
|
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = 10 = 10 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Gained
10 HP!
29
/ 29 HP remaining...
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hoot
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
but still give it
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
*splooch*
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i want to eat it
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
blood for the blood god
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
go eat yourself
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
you're a fucking plant tekton
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
but that would be cannicalism
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
balism
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yes, of course.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Right, holes in the ceiling aside,
shall we keep going?"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"i can fix those"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
theres no holes shh
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"with GREEN MAGIC"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There are very large holes, actually.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Four of them, torn right through the
roof.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
well we can patch it up right
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i assume they didn't eat the cloth
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They ate through all the layers.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
dicks!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They're beetles!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
What do you expect?
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
can this fix it
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we use dark arts
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Fly Check
|
At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll:
(GM Only) « d20 +
Fly + DexBonus + ArmorCheckPenalty = 11 + 0 + 5 + 0 = 16 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yes, assuming you can actually use CMD
well enough.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Which I'm not entirely sure that you
can.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
don't let him get you down man
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
what cmd
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
fuckin go for it
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
what why
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i have that on my spell list
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
it's a cantrip
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Nevermind, go ahead.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I thought you were using a scroll.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
fwoop fwoop
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, go patch up the holes.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
even if it's a scroll i can just read
magic it and cast it normally
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Hina takes her post at the reins.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
what's the damage roll of the beetles
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
how hard is the wagon
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
made of malor
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I never bothered finding a hardness
value.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, I understand.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
they ate through the stone?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
cripes
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'll say that the roof is made of
rather thin stone and fabric.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
asbestos
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
this wagon gave us cancer
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, lets say total hardness of 4 and
15 health per tile.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
truly an evil campaign
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
what is cancer 1d6 per day or
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
that's like
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
stage 9 cancer
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I have no clue how to work in cancer.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we don't have asbestos
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
can we
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
go
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The cart is already moving.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
im so glad
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
ok that's « 1d6+4
= 4 + 4 = 8 »
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
8x4/???
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
32
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
oh wait
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
minus 16
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
16
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
so how much health do these guys have
|
* Tekton casts mending on one hole
|
|
Ezra:
|
im concerned for them
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh, the genies?
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
« 1d4
= 2 »
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
how nice
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I never actually rolled health for
them.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we could give them a little potion each
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I haven't a clue.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If I remember right, it's no more than
like.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
ok half a hole
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They can both take a potion, sure.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Okay well I'll give them a Light
Wounds each
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
they can use those right
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
1d10 hp
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They can, yes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, since they're characters I'll
give them max health.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Just so we don't have them dying off
immediately.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
60
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
500 health
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
fast healing 10
|
|
The Drufle:
|
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
dr 50/
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Anyways, along the way the party
doesn't really see much else.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Considering you're in a desert,
there's a lot of
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's a desert.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
hina falls asleep at the wheel
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
and swerves into the other lane
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And hits the non-existent incoming
traffic!
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
yes
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
don't drink and drive
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oncoming traffic, whatever.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
ghost carts
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, I'd imagine that would be bad.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
eat yur vegetables
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Do you guys even have any alcohol with
you?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
how do you swerve a horse
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I feel like somebody did.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
no
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
if narseus were here
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That was the other campaign.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
we can probably craft some
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
but no none of us have any
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
using these spell components
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, Narseus was loaded with alcohol.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Now, a ways away from where you were.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
(This has been almost 6 hours of
wagon-driving)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Brass is attempting to telepathy me
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, I have no clue what you've been
doing all this time.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Talking, I suppose.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Are you sure you haven't just gone
nuts?"
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 8 + 0 + 1 = 9 »
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 18 + 4 + -2 = 20 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ah, that's all I needed.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass says nothing.
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra notices something out the window
of the wagon.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We've got company."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Far in the distance are what appear to
be some small, gray buildings.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"well shorts"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
er...ignore that then
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Hina stays rather quiet at the reins,
as if she was thinking of something.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i didn't say that that was silly
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"that's not company that's buildings"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Look."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Her head spins around quickly,
realizing the others noticed something.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Do the buildings look like the Oread
ones
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Should we approach?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"They might be oread camsp."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
At this distance, you aren't quite
sure.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But they are similar to the Oread
buildings you saw before.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Low, squarish, and gray.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
well shit
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
let's uh
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
hide
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"No one else really lives in these
deserts."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I think we should keep away."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"if they see us and see a not-rock
riding it thet might get suspicious"
|
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
"Are you sure? We could probably use
more resources!"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
no drufle
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"There's several buildings. It'd be
quite a battle..."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
its a trap
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Unless we sneak, or something.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
but those buildings were impenetrable
really
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
and im not sure i'd want to go inside
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Actually, I do have a question.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Is Hina controlling the gemsteeds from
the front mantle of the wagon, or from inside?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
...
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Inside, if only to stay cool.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
(if that's an option)
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright then.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yes, I was just wondering.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So the party is going to keep from the
buildings then?
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
very yes
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
We're fine for supplies, right?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You still have a decent amount of food
and water, yes.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
what does brass think
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"I doubt they would enjoy a group of
humans running in with one of their carts."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"They've seen us."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
wot
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Seems most likely."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
'as long as they dont follow us"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"If that's true, then what do you
suggest we do?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"We've got more than enough resources
worth recapping for."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Do you think the Oreads would even be
mad at us?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I'm not sure how much they even care
about each other."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Who cares about that? We just have
their stuff."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"They seem to live in their own houses
alone."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"It was that other Oread's stuff,
really."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Well."
|
* Bernard Blackbrass moves minimally toward a
viewpoint, as if in a dreamy haze.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"How far are they?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
ummmm
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They are quite far.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Fly Check
|
At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll:
(GM Only) « d20 +
Fly + DexBonus + ArmorCheckPenalty = 1 + 0 + 5 + 0 = 6 »
|
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
How many feet?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
9
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'd say, oh, probably about 1200 feet
away.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Too far for me.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Right so
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
continue?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
How many houses?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If you'd like to, you can just keep on
going.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
unless anyone else has something to say
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There's 3, as far as you can see.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
they're very hard hitters
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Not worth the payout, but I don't
want to be followed."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
and these ones could be toughter
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Forget about it, I'd say."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
'*acid flashbacks*"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
not drugs acid
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
the face acid
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That confused me for a while.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
lets make an oread doll
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
ok do we run over hermit
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
s
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
prop it up front
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
we should run over hermits
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There aren't any hermits around, no.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
aww
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, the wagon continues onward!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
okay tekton turn grey
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I don't think Ghorans can change color.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also, he'd probably be mistaken for a
female oread.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i'm sure they can't see us that well
anyway
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Probably not, no.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
maybe we can hide behind some dunes or
something
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"i told you we use that dead oread"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
"That dead oread" is miles behind you
now.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we'll just fast travel back
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I say we recruit them."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we've got the map markers
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
". . .recruit them?"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"stop taking crazy pills"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"They wouldn't work for us unless we
had something of worth to them."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Like, say, access to a stockpile."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"No sweet talking them, it's pretty
much talking to a rock."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I'm not sure how much of the stuff in
this cart would be worth to them."
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"Oh, I would not recommend that, sir."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"...?"
|
|
|
Urtar:
|
"The rock men are not keen on
bargaining for things they know they can take."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"I don't believe we'll have much luck
recruiting them anyway."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"let's just..find that wizard bard
sorcerer witch summoner"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
magus
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
something else
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Oh well. Would you like to try the
telepathy thing again?"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"and get rid of anything in the way"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, the wagon continues on.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I heard something about butts. Was
that you?"
|
* Bernard Blackbrass falls back and continues
meditating. "Don't disturb."
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
As the event passes, Hina goes quiet
again.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
that butt stuff was you wasn't it
tekton
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
get out my head
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
stop polluting me!
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
no
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
oh so *now* i can cast vomit swarm
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
im so happy
|
* Bernard Blackbrass thinks 'two more hours...
put them out of your head.'
|
The Drufle:
|
About half an hour later, the sand
begins disersing.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The seemingly infinite dunes are
fading away, and the ground ahead is becoming significantly more
flat.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i totes fixed all the holes
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, you probably did in that time.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Other than the desert disappearing,
though, nothing of note is appearing.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The ground is mostly a dense, dark
stone.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Hm. . . we seem to be leavig the
desert."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"the ground is mostly a dense, dark
stone"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Kinda like moneywall."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It isn't obsidian, actually.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is much thicker and tougher.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Knowledge Nature Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeNature + IntBonus = 18 + 5 + 0 = 23 »
|
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"it is..."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
This stone is something you have never
seen before.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
nice roll tekton 
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or heard of before.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
(what is it)
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"some kind of rocky... stuff"
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
maybe it's cake
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
someone taste it
|
* Bernard Blackbrass holds up his axe.
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Stop and get me some." He doesn't
even open his eyes or move otherwise.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"no u"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Couldn't hurt."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
no u
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
goddamnit
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
it hides greater than signs
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Is the wagon going to stop?
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
and the opposite
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 18 + 4 + -2 = 20 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
anything around here
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There is a lot of rock.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Imagine a savannah.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Seems safe."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But instead of thick grass and trees,
it's just rock.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Stop then.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
so it's a nonsandy desert
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Basically, yes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But much flatter.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
like death valley
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, the wagon has now stopped.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
mmmm
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
death
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Who is going outside to get the Rock?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
the guy with the axe i imagine
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Hina, get me a large chunk."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
why meeee
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"you get it"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
take his axe
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Alright, no problem."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I can't yet."
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6 => 8
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
SEARCH FOR BIG ROCKS
|
|
The Drufle:
|
As soon as Hina steps outside the
wagon, a wave of heat washes over her and her clothes catch on
fire.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Roll 1d100 to see what rare gems you
dig up.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
wat
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
holy SHIT
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -8 = -8 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost
8 HP!
30
/ 38 HP remaining...
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
How do you not notice this.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
drufle that's rude
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I would get back in the wagon if I
were you.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
shh
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"What's going on out there?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I saw that, Ezra.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Knowledge Engineering Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeEngineering + IntBonus = 3 + 0 + 0 = 3 »
|
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
HELL YES
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
woops
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But you are heat-resistant.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
how do we put her out
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
misclick
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
quick take off your clothes
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i'll hug the fire off
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i can resist it or something
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
can't she just roll around the stone
floor
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
is that how it works
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That is a choice, yes.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
yes
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
That's where we keep our scrolls!
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
it adds like
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
_4
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
+4
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
ezra hug sounds even better though
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
roll over there
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
naked space hug
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
uguu
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
cmon brass
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
group demon hug
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"...Hina what happened?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"fire dude"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Are we under attack?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Jenna is just going to stand in the
corner and stare at the group, very confused.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
in any case uh, Hina jumps back into
the wagon and starts rolling around on the stone floor to put out
the fire
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You are not, in fact, under attack.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
away from flammable things
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is just REALLY hot outside.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
away from the scrolls, though
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'll like, beat away the flames too or
something
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
fwoof fwoof
|
|
The Drufle:
|
As in, you are probably on top of
molten magma hot.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
how do we not notice this
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"The ground is extremely hot here."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"You mean BESIDES stepping outside and
sponatenously catching fire?"
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Let's... leave."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The wagon has been specifically
created to be heatproof!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is incredibly well-insulated.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Seems the gemsteeds can withstand it,
but we can't..."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
so hina is no longer on fire
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
yes
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
yes
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
of course
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
excellent
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
lets GO
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yes, she is now put out.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
quick don't let them say things
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Right, remind me to have Brass go get
his own rocks from now on."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
they'll say bad things
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra and Brass I will allow to step
outside without fault, as they are heat resistant.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The rest of you, try to stay inside.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
fire is super effective at me
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Actually, it isn't.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I'm not sure why.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
|
Heal Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Heal + WisBonus = 2 + 0 + -2 = 0 »
|
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
kiss it
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Man, you suck at healing.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
make it better
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
failing that rub oatmeal
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
well its -2
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
why dont you just
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
drink potions
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
|
Heal Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Heal + WisBonus = 12 + 2 + 1 = 15 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That's better.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = 8 = 8 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Gained
8 HP!
38
/ 38 HP remaining...
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Good, her burns are now better.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
who knew plants knew how to trrat burns
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Hhh. . . thank you."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Now are we getting out of this
burning hellhole?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"As soon as possible."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The party is currently driving a
giant, stone-formed wagon on top of a totally unrecognizable rock
which may or may not be feet from molten magma.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Molten magma?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
lets not go near that
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Wait an hour and a half then call me.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
this is a plan
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, that is what Tekton figured from
his check.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
let's get the hell out of here
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The only thing you are aware of that
can make things just burst into fire like that from proximity is
lava.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Could I find out anything maybe?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You could roll a check, sure.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Planar, nature, whatever.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I can go outside
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can, yes.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
so I could get a closer look or
something
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's going to be stingy, but you won't
take damage.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
all i have is uh
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
local and nobility
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, that's not going to help.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can still use perception or
something.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+3 => 3 + 3 = 6
|
|
Ezra:
|
poo
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Is that for perception?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
yeah
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You see black rock.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I give it the owl staredown.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+3 => 13 + 3 = 16
|
The Drufle:
|
It looks rather porous, but otherswise
you see nothing interesting.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You do hear a faint bubbling, however.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"This rock is very hard, but it's not
very thick."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"There's magma under it, I'd wager."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
( oh my, I appear to be being hailed
for a league game soon )
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
no
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, we can end soon if that's needed.
|
* Tekton uses charm person
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Pumice I think."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
I've still got time, so
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
no need to end just yet
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Let's continue."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"pumice is white and not hard"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Listen carefully for any unusual
noises."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It isn't pumice.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Is pumice even found in places that
set you on fire?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That is one rock that it is not.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
geologyfinder
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"Well then."
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
the more we knoooow *rainbow*
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Continuing on, or turning around?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or more investigation?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We should keep an eyeout for cracks
or anything like that."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Turn around?
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
"are we inside a crater"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Where would we even go
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I don't know.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is an option, I suppose.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Oh do the genies know anything here
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Remember, they were summoned by the
oreads and kept as servants.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They don't know much about areas too
far from home.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Could they keep lookout for things
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They can, yes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They are immune to the heat.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Okay, have them at the cart's front
then, keeping watch for things.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
also perceptioning
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
with their +6 bonerses
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They see nothing unusual at the moment.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I am a bit sleepy
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i can lunch
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Should we stop for now?
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
yeah there's not much to do
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
I suppose so
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
also streak sneaky you forgot your
battle
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
do it later today
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
yes lets stop because this place is
scary
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
skerruh
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
lava again
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Lava is always fun.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
hina spontaneously combusting is the
best mental image by the way
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
fucking lava
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
yeah
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
take that, meanie
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
ninja lava
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
anyway I am outtie
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
brass ezra hina group fire hug
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I was really hoping someone other than
Ezra or Brass would be the first person to go out.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
i am being summoned now
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Drufle: WHY ME
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Why?
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
Because you had the strongest Strength
score
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not you, specifically.
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
and had the best chance of breaking
solid rock with an oversized axe.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Just anyone who wasn't immune to the
heat.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or resistant enough.
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
i already had my fair share of injuries
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It would have been particularly great
if Tekton went outside.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
im glad tekton isn't actually flammable
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
is it an hour and a half yet
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
what are you doing
|
|
|
Tekton:
|
what are you even
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, I'm rather curious myself.
|
* Bernard Blackbrass begins drawing on the
ground before him.
|
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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(the sound goes tick tickticktick tick
tick scrape ticktick)
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Tekton:
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oh no he's invoking satan
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Hina Takahashi:
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anyway yeah guys I must outtie now
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Tekton:
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no
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Tekton:
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stop
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The Drufle:
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Anyway, if we're done here, let's get
people out.
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Tekton:
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we have standards
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Hina Takahashi:
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smashing beetles and catching fire was
p. great
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Satonakaja is disconnected.
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Tekton:
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invoking satan is a no-no
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Ezra:
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drufle log it up yo
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